Hey, everybody, how you doing. My name is Dylan, and I'm
confused as a Kaylin and I Yeah, So what done happened was there was
some shiftiness, some shittiness, and some fuckery from and or Bravo or Peacock.
The suits over there have done something that is quite frankly gaslighting mama.
They have released two episodes in a week, as though that's a thing that's
done. You know, I'm trying to think of an analog, but it's
kind of like it like if you ordered something and then someone gave you something
that wasn't that. But that's not a good analog. What's happened is me
and Pat have watched two completely different fucking episodes. Pat has watched an episode
that takes place after the Sea Rat day off, a very important event for
any season of Belowdeck. It's plug in play. Let's ply them fliquor,
Let's put them on a beach, Let's get Gabby kicked in the face,
let's you know, it's lots of stuff and sus because they need R and
R they're alcoholic. Oh is this one? The owner of the boat says,
Hey, we paid for the entire you know, believe it or not
this time. It's Glenn. Glenn paid for Glenn's arranged it, and you
know when the kids are away, Glenn will play. My god, does
Glenn have a fun episode. I mean it's like the doors of the Shining
Opener, blood coming down the hallway. Oh my god. Also him on
efoils, he's having a great time. He's so cute. So because of
all this, yeah, very confusing, we are going to delay are dropping
of the episode? Yeah, we have to, We have to. I
have to watch the episode. What would this be a podcast war in Peace
length where I break down an entire episode and Pat goes, Wow, that's
crazy, And then Pat breaks down his episode and I go, wow,
that's crazy. No, we're not gonna do that. So sorry for the
delay, but enjoy the rest of your day and we'll see you guys tomorrow
for the actual recond I have a great idea, Dylan. Why don't we
talk like that? Oh? Because I'm excited. I got an idea.
So we're not wasting your time. You're already listening to the episode. You
think you're gonna hear some below deck right after this? Why don't we lay
in there? Our first episode A flavor of Love season two, which you
can hear exclusively on bad TV podcast. See Pat does these things on the
fly. And you know what great eye promotional idea. I got to hear
something I don't I don't like that. I really don't like that. I
really don't like that. All right, I feel like I feel like that's
you could say, hey, if you don't like it, don't listen then,
but it could get a lot of people, a lot of people through
the door. Dylan, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all remember.
In two thousand and seven, Flavor of Love season two dropped a pilot.
She dropped a deuce on the floor. Yeah, no, don't. It's
not gonna be on this. Oh gosh, is it gonna be on this?
Let's just put it on this. If this is Flavor of Love season
two, episode one, and if you do, if you are a die
hard below deck and you don't want to hear anything else, at least give
it five minutes. A girl actually literally took a dump on Flavor Flavors.
It's it was an accident, which is even even crazier. You know,
I was talking to my wife the other day, Um it is, and
we'll we'll get to Flavor of love in a second. But you know,
it's so much more easy to control your bladder than it is to not shit
your pants. When was the last time you pissed your pants? In earnest
A great point. You've shipped your pants much more recently, though, right,
uh yeah, yeah, I know. And that's what happened to something.
Who is the name of a human? Flavor of love? All right,
enjoy, we'll see you tomorrow for below deck and after this whole ordeal
sapphire immediate star, immediate star. My heart fell out of my butt because
I wanted her to remain on the show. Well, Dylan, you understand
why producers had to extricate her. I don't. I don't. I heard
someone no, she couldn't. It's arbitrary morals. These producers throw around something
shit on the floor. That's dangerous, that's a biohazard. There's a lot
of stuff. All of it's good, A lot of it bad TV.
Yep, it's bad TV. In your ears, I am Dylan. I'm
settling up next to one Patrick Hickey. Pleasure to be here, Pleasure to
be here. Indeed, Klyn is behind the desk, the board, the
glasses, he's over there, hi klin h um. Yeah, So pleasure
is so pleasureful today because what is today, Patrick, Today's a very special
day. Today is none other than a return. I cannot tell you how
how much I missed VH one's Flavor of Love. I don't want to be
hyperballic or set us up for failure or anything, but the first episode of
the second season of VH one's Flavor of Love with Flavor Flavor might be on
the Mount Rushmore of reality television episodes. It was someone shits on the floor,
There's a fight within the first five minutes, someone shits on the floor.
There are spies named Jizz. There are so many things from this episode
that made me smile. You know, I was having a little bit of
a tough day. And are you doing your clocks? No, no,
no, I'm just hopefully wedding the appetite. Now. Everyone needs to go
to, of course, the All Black YouTube channel and watch this, or
you can find Flavor of Love season two wherever you want to. But if
you're like, oh, that's an old show, I don't really want to
watch that to be for free, by the way, I want to watch
the Idol with Johnny Depp's daughter and uh, you know, kind of follow
through that kind of meta metacriticism of influence culture. What I'm telling you don't
do that. Watch Flavor of Love Season two. Flavor of Love, now
we've covered We've covered the first season of this show a long time ago.
You can find that at Patreon. God help us if that ever gets unearthed.
I have not the faintest idea what we said back then. But we're
here to break down season two for everybody on the Bad TV feed and I
could not be more excited. Patrick, do you want to get to your
clocks? Oh? I'd love to. What time is it? We have
Flavor of Love. We have Big Dick Rick his sideman. Yeah, we
have twenty and that escaped a padded room to be on this show. We
have an episode titled something Stinking Up in the House of Flavor, And as
Dylan pointed out very aptly, someone shits on the floor and someone is something.
Yeah. That gets me to my second point about this magical journey that
we're on. It's how Flavor of Love renames his flock. The name Ceremony
is one of the most powerful tropes. Could watch it for eight hours just
to give a little taste. There's so much too. Sorry to interrupt,
but I just am so passionate about your passion for the naming ceremony. Renaming.
Um, yeah, you know what. I'm gonna hold off because we'll
talk about it during the naming ceremony. For renaming, women should be studied.
Yo, you're wearing a hat. Your name is Hats. Well,
what flavor does what flavor of love does in renaming ceremony is he communes with
mused like influences at warp speed. People have distrusts of their gut instinct.
They have distrust of their creative drive, not flave. Flave sees a woman
and he says, you have eyes. I'm gonna call you eyes. Now.
It's brilliant because another thing that we didn't say is that, or did
we? Sorry, I'm a little high. This episode has a mole.
I mean, there's she's called eyes because she's a spy. But I don't
think he thought that far into it. I think he just saw that she
had eyes and called her. He called some girl something. Huh, yeah,
he called another one like that, like dad, how many clocks?
Let me bookend? Okay, sorry, it was a different time. I
don't know how you've got away with this two women in the first five minutes
if my one literally beats the shit out of somehow, it is a lopsided
bout. One is a girl Scout grow Up from the cover of The Thin
Mint grown Up, and the other is a woman named Sapphire from Crenshaw.
Guess who loses the fight. The producer's got the two of them to cinema.
Yeah, like, they're going to the principal's office and the principle is
Flavor Flame. Oh but get this, the vice principle is a guy named
Big Dick. Get ready, people, A hundred clocks. Yeah, I
can't give it any anything other than one hundred clocks. This is like I
said, I don't want to I don't want to sully the legacy of Abraham
Lincoln by giving this the Abe Lincoln spot on Mount Rushmore. But I guess
it kind of makes sense. Well, I'll say this and we'll start the
show. This was the episode we watched. Was one day, the first
day of filming. I don't think Francis got this much good shit. On
the first day of Godfather, I no, no, no, no.
Francis was still fighting with the Paramount Brass and still trying to find out you
know who was gonna be who? Well? Yeah, and Al was fighting
with everybody trying to get that picture made. Caln, how many clocks do
you give it? I give it a hundred clocks. I haven't seen it,
but damn, does this sound good? Yeah? Oh yes, yeah,
I'm gonna need to go back and rewatch. Yeah it does this not
sound really really good? I can't find my note. All right, So
our narrative gets laid out. We have twenty women that have one thing in
common. There's like a our narrator lays us out. I think it was
a white guy, by the way, but they all claim to want the
heart of one very skinny little black man, that being Flavor of Love.
Uh. And he arrives to his rented house in treman Oaks, California,
adorned with rings, a fresh grill, of course, a clock because Flave
always needs to know what time it is. And then we look back at
flaves stints on his various highly exploited VH one TV offerings. He was on
Surreal Life. He fell in love with Bridgid uh Nielsen. They had like
two seasons. We and then then we get to how they all broke his
heart, and uh, they weren't here for the right reasons, because you
know, people aren't always honest with their hardest Flav says haughty Pumpkin Hoops.
Uh, and I believe one was actually a man. Uh from the first
season anyway, Hoops really let him down. Well, yeah, no,
I mean them. Now that I've opened my notes, I do want to
take a little bit of time to just kind of broad stroke the heartbreak that
Flave felt during the first season. Now, first off, the omniscient narrator
of this journey is Big Dick Rick or somebody that sounds like him, and
he says, they're twity women come and do this show and they all say
that they love Flavor. Flav they all claim to look it's like they're not
giving Flave credits straight out of the game. The omniscient narrator is saying,
there's no way these women are into this guy, which again is hurtful to
Flay. Because Flav is a good guy. He may sexually harass women during
naming ceremonies by smacking name tags on their breasts and their ass. Maybe he's
not the greatest guy, so not only did Hottie break his heart. In
season one, while that was happening, the white woman in corn Rows watching
on in the background Pumpkin, she also broke his heart. And then finally,
hoops, does that was a love that I think you I and our
former co host who's not dead thought was going to work. They were going
to go the distance. Yeah, yeah, it didn't work out. So
the reason why this first episode is so solid is you have the archetypes of
flavor of love just straight out of the gate. You have the white chick
who's into astrology. You have the white check who you wouldn't think was white
if you just heard her talk. You have the black girl who looks like
she can cook very well. Flav needs that. He needs the big bitches
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there aren't enough beds in the manner and flav has purposefully limited the number
of the beds, and what this leads to is quite the brawl. We
want to play our first clip of our coverage, our recap of Flavor of
Love. Yeah, this is our first clip of the season, Kaylin,
Well, then I guess we're gonna beds. Hey, don't touch on bed
he do? Okay, you can cut it. I have to say this.
Uh, Francis did not get anything even remotely close out of on that
first day on set. He had to have a talk with him. Was
that little? I'd rather watch a lopsided cat fight than your performance. My
god, well Big Dick Rick and Flave come to the rescue. Uh yeah,
yeah, immediately say they don't condone this type of activity and violence in
the crip. Yeah yeah, yeah, thank god for that. Um.
Well, well the late we we do have the clip of the principal's office,
right, we have to get to Yeah, well, we'll get there.
There's a couple other things that okay, it's at this point. Yeah,
one of the ladies that uh that weren't punching each other in the face,
they make their way to the libations at Yeah. So this is another
trope of H one reality television. UM. And someone later on in the
episode asks how did they find these women? Did they just go into a
bar and say does anyone want to be on TV? And she asks that
earnestly, But I would say to her earnestly, they went to Cabo Cantina
or yard house or or a caros or a sizzler and said who wants to
be on this show? And that's how they cast it. But obviously because
of that pain one, there's always one girl who gets just destroyed drunk the
first night. Yes, we saw it in Brett Michael's Quest for Love.
UM. In Rock of Love. It was Tiffany. It was done threaten
me with a good time tonight it is Toasty, who had yet to be
named. Yeah, yeah, I'm just seeing get blacked out. Now we
go back and forth between these scenes and we get to a really sweet moment
between Sapphire and Htown. Now, I always appreciate when a victor in a
battle takes a peace offering hull. Yeah, but of course it was rudely
turned down. Play the clip. This is a do you want some chapstick
or something? Yeah, it was a chat Okay, so yeah, that's
I want to say something about Sapphire. Yeah, so, uh, I've
we're going to try and get her on the show. I mean, I
would love to talk to Sapphire. She's doing very well for herself. Good.
She later in another incarnation of this show called Charm School. One Charm
School, they brought her back. She looked familiar to me, and then
she has launched a lip chap line. Oh wow, wow, oh wow.
So this was an iconic line. Oh yes, And I understand why
it was it, why why it reached that level, because it was it
had everything. It had sisterhood, it had humility, it had forgiveness.
It had bygones be bygones. But they didn't get over the hump so quickly
because Sapphire does need to set the record straight. It's a little clip heavy,
but Caitlin played the third clip of the evening. Good play that third
clip of the evening for a circuit. You shure'll be hitting people. I
won't hate you no more. You don't hit me first. Well, I'm
sorry if I hate you first, but I don't think I hit you first.
I threw your flowers and then you hit me. You hate me with
the flowers where you thrown it. This isn't the streets and Compton. I
don't live in Compton. Well that's what you said. I see fifty four.
That's okay. This h town just she got hit by a freight truck.
She had no idea what was coming. In two thousand and seven,
we didn't think this was crazy, and we haven't talked about the actual fight.
Sapphire throws a fuck. She goes into full guard. She could have
fucking ripped her fucking arm out if she wanted to. Oh yeah, She
wrapped her leg around leg around her head. She she cinched an arm down
and she just started beating the fuck out of the soft spot of the cranium,
believe it or not. Htime goes down early later in the night,
she goes, I'm fatigued. She's concussed, all right. So, um,
we get to the principal's office. I did want to mention this out
of that clip though, Yeah, they were that they were doing the work
progress, And Sapphire drops to her knees in prayer and says, Lord,
please forgive me for beating this bitch up. Lord, please prevent me from
beating this bitch up again. And then Big dick Rick comes out. Now,
Um, we take uh we we we take what what what? What's
that thing called when you have like a like a someone's talking to like a
police, it's like an terrible I get some statements right, right right.
So we gotta get our two girls together, and Flave's gonna hear both their
stories. Yeah, So the white girl goes first. Um, she says,
she slammed my head into a wall. I have a not in the
back of my head because of how many times she punched me. Um.
But I like how Flavor, having yet to give them their new names,
just refers to them as the white girl in the Black girl. Well,
the black girl goes in next, and I wrote down The reason why I'm
not using their names is because Flavor Flavor calls them the white girl and the
black girl and the at the end of this spoiler alert, Sapphire will go
home because we run the minutes back. We look at the tapes and it
was Sapphire who threw the first punch, although I would say that Hdown threw
the first. She threw the flowers. What's Sapphire supposed to do. She's
from fifty fourth the Crenshaw. She's going to punch her in the face if
she does something like that. So I think we're firmly on Sapphire side.
And after this whole ordeal, Sapphire immediate Star, Immediate Star. My heart
fell out of my butt because I wanted her to remain on this show.
Well, Dylan, you understand why producers had to extricate her fight, don't.
I don't. If you heard someone, no, she couldn't. It's
arbitrary morals. These producers throw around something shit on the floor. That's dangerous,
that's a biohazard. All right, we have to get to the naming
ceremony. Ah, yes, oh the naming ceremony. Oh, I was
gonna say, Sapphire out and quite a quite a v oh yeah, flurry
of a fist thrown and horrible things, said oh Man, kind of like
QUI gone gin verse Darth Maul. It was a it was a good fight.
But that's not a good analogy because because he didn't get his cut.
No, he got stabbed in the chest. He got stabbed in the chest.
But Big dick Rick's not evil and Sapphire's not quite QUI gone all right?
Sorry for Star Wars, let's move too, and sorry for Phantom Menace
Star Wars. You know that kid quit acting after that. He was like,
I can't do it. Everybody made fun of me, Jake Lloyd,
Oh my gosh, and also my wife evidently ran across a video the other
day of Hayden Christensen as some panel and some fan just said, you know,
I just wanted to say that we love you and we're so sorry that
you've taken so much shit and you've been such a servant to this franchise and
we love you, and everybody stood up in alatted and he started crying on
stage. Wow, wouldn't be necessary if he wasn't so fucking horrible in those
movies. He was a young man and the only thing that he did after
that, I believe, is that time traveling jumper. Jumper. Yeah,
yeah, Yeah, He's got a couple of other things, but their straight
to video. Yeah, George Lucas can destroy careers. Oh yes he can.
Um, well, I don't really think it matters if you're going to
work after the or not. I think you should shut the fuck up and
read the lines. It's like, Wow, that guy's really angry. I
think he was like a cute science teacher and those new balances and khakis.
But no, he's a billionaire with a really bad attitude. All right,
let's get to the name exry, so we get to the origin of how
flavor and his process works, how he came up with that. It's so
important to because I'm sure the audience or a new green viewers wondering why does
he rename people and why is that guy? Well, I can't remember the
names right, so he does, in fact need a sticker with the made
up name. Yeah. Now, um, you'd be thinking, oh,
obviously that's a good reason, But then think about it a little bit more,
you're innocense back at square one, because the names don't go away.
It's not like he doesn't have to remember any names. He just renames them.
But then you think of the ingenious part of it. He names people
names that fire up the parts of his brain that he needs to work.
So he's going to call someone wire Wire. He's gonna call someone patient spelled
pa Y s h I n t Z, because that's how he's gonna remember
it. He's gonna name someone delish. And that's with two ease, and
let's just go through a couple more. Oh yeah, okay, So first
up is Toasty. He can tell that she's blackout, so he calls her
Toasty. He does not eliminate her for being blackout. He just says,
hey, you're pretty drunk. I'm gonna call you toasty, and that's the
end of that. Bucky is up next. She's buck wild. She shakes
her end, so he calls her Bucky. Um. Wire is up next.
Wire is astronomy girl, Wire is moon rising, sudden falling. Wire
steps up and says, you can call me sugar hips Now Flav says,
essentially, shut up, skinny white chick, you're not wedding this competition.
No, I don't think so. Your name's Wire. It's like, why
because you feel the electricity? Yeah, And he's like, yeah, that's
it. Yeah. You know who's out the best time of the lives here
is Big He is yucking it up behind flame. Big Dick Rak is like
a stunt who just loves coming to work. He just loves it. We've
got some other incredible names like something hood and eyes. Don't forget Nibbles.
We've got nibbles as well. Nibbles is a girl whose tits he just keeps
staring at unabashedly. He just keeps staring at. This is the girl with
the speech impediment. But I do appreciate Flay if he didn't just go for
the easy one. You sound like Mike Tyson, But he did. Actually,
the name came out of it because Mike Tyson bit a guy's fucking ear
off Vander Holyfield. Hence the name Nibbles. I think he bit of Vander
Holyfield's ear. It was Yeah, Well, there's also God. It feels
tough saying this, but it's not behind a paywall. The show's a little
a little easier to recap when it's behind a paywall. Not here though.
Listen, let's just talk about it. The next one comes up. She
says, she's not skinny, but she's not fat. It's like da and
that's why he calls her like that. But she is fat, she's quite
fat. So how about the girl that's He asked her what she does?
It doesn't matter that she's fat, but she she is. Call a spade
a spade. Yeah, one girl. He asked her what she does.
She says, I train lines. He said, it's great. Your name's
Tiger. And then someone steps up and starts singing, and he goes,
oh, that's crazy or no, he goes, He goes, you have
a beautiful voice. I'm gonna call you crazy with a K. The naming
ceremony on Flavor of Love is unparalleled in reality television. All right, So
just rounding out. The one that got the absolute fuck beat out of her
is named Htown because she's from Houston. Another one is named Bama because she's
from Alabama. He loses steam a little bit. Oh yeah, thought,
how could you not there are twenty women? Yeah, well, Buck Wilde
already has a name and uh and he called her Spacer for obvious reasons.
But what she has a huge gap in her face, her teeth. You
didn't catch that. No, he doesn't call her Spacer, Oh, we
call her buck Wild. He says, your name is so perfect, you
can keep it. You can keep your name. And she says that means
so much to me because I have this belt buckle that is adorned with rhinestones
that says buck Wild. I just want to say this, buck Wild is
an amazing person. Buck Wild is not allowed to exist in twenty twenty two
or twenty twenty three, depending on what's kind of progressive you want to be
that day. Like she is just expressing herself. She everyone is allowed to
express themselves in the way they choose to, but probably not being a white
girl speaking of bonnex is not okay, right, that's kind of I don't
want to say it's cultural appropriation. It's not cultural appropriation, but the way
she's speaking is quite nuts. Yeah, well, you know it was her
neighborhood that you came from. Deal Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I
get into hot water there? Okay, all right, let's get to the
mixer. Uh Flavor is talking to the chicks about being down to wash his
car and God's saving, but we find out some we find out something pretty
crazy this season, and this season we have a mole. Who is the
mole? It's none other than Eyes. Her first conversation is with tost She
is sizing up Toasty and she sees the Toasty is not quite flav material.
She's shit faced and she asks the spy is your name Jizz? And that's
because flav has poor penmanship? She says, no Eyes and Tosti though,
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out the podcast, download that app. Tosey isn't doing too hot. She's
being bullied by the other women like Spunky. And this is where Spunky asks
where did they find her? Did somebody just yelling a bar again? We'll
say yes. Now we have this very bizarre moment where like that pulls flavor
inside and we get a chiron that says flawlation, flavorlation, flavorlation translation favation.
Okay, this was confusing, Okay, okay, Okay, so there,
so there's a wow, it's it's insane because they're speaking plain English to
each other, but there needs to be a flavorlation translator. Oh wow,
it's insane. Um, So like Dad talks about how she's great. Flave
leaves the conversation with with like Dad and he sits down and um, before
moments before he had taken that seat, Uh, nipples or what's nipples?
Uh is talking about having h not having a gag reflex. Enter stage right,
Flave with a certain pep to his step. He sits down, um,
amidst three women and goes, hey, nipples, what's going on with
you? And that's the show. That's the show. That's Flave hearing about
some woman's proficiency with sucking dick. He enters in and then just bee lines
to her and ignores the other women. Again, it cannot be filmed today,
but this is you know, this is when, for better or worse,
we were just a little bit more ignorant. It was. It was
a different time. I'll frame it that way. Yeah. Meanwhile, thanks
for helping. There's a lot of discussion amongst the girls about licking clits and
whatnot. Yeah, storyline and I believe it's something. Yeah, something is
a bisexual. She says, I would lick pussy, and that very same
Lesbo sits down with Flave and not only lies about being a total dike,
but she touches Flave's face mistake, which is akin to touching Brett Michael's hair.
It is not something that is done. No, no, no,
no, no that and that's that's the first of the second dagger. The
second is a Spunky pointing out that she's a blatant lesbian. Yeah yeah,
yeah, And then I think they get into quite a roll. Yeah yeah
yeah. Um, so she says, I believe this was a direct quote
from Spunky. She said that she said earlier that she'd lick the clip.
She'd lick the clip. End quote. Yeah, okay, okay, kayl
We have a clip of their fight. Um, can you go ahead and
roll said clip? It doesn't want sweetie something bitch, but we don't know
what that is and pause it for a second. Now what you're hearing is
a woman in the throes of a mental breakdown. Um uh, continue,
can touch you. You better not touch me. The only person I've touched
me a slave, sweetie, because if you do it against mother. He
said he didn't want to chick. Why it your psycho? I think something
is really over the top means crazy? Can you pose it? Actually,
she's not crazy, she's something someone else is crazy. Um gosh, this
show is so incredible. Now, this is when Flave has a secret meeting
with his mole Yuys and she gives a very in depth report of her investigation,
and uh, to kindly put it, I think it overwhelms Flave.
It overwhelms Flave because there are twenty women. She says about seventeen of them
are not here for the right reasons, obviously, and Flave starts to,
as you said, kind of get overwhelmed. He begins to glaze over a
little bit. And this is where I love Flave so much. He says
that he didn't listen to a word she said, but that he knows for
a fact that she did her job, because how could you not you it's
so much to say, and he didn't hear any of it, but but
she said so much that he knows she did her job. Now, Flavel's
waste to the psyche of the women and tells the girls that there is a
rat in their ranks. And I believe he did this at the beginning of
the clock ceremony. Yes, he did this at the beginning of the clock
ceremony, and he reveals the mole. This is the one problem I had.
It is nowhere near. Is that one of Marty's homeless people runnings into
the only demerit I would give the show and it's nowhere near. It's not
even worth taking a point away. I would like to have seen the mole
exists for an episode longer. It could have been tiresome. But Dylan,
you point that out. But I also missed something from this episode that was
very prominent in season one. How about the process of deliberation with Big Dick
Rick. Well, Big dick Rick tonight is not what with the research that
Jizz did and it being a very easy just straight out of the gate,
this isn't gonna work. This isn't gonna work. Rick is there to help
Flave with deliberations of the heart. When Flave is starting to catch the fields
for hood eyes, patience, nibbles, nibbles, that's when he's gonna need
Big dick Rick. You need your buddy to like mistake. Yeah, I
think he will, Okay, But he tells everybody that it was in fact,
Celine Dion herself eyes jizz. She was the mole. She is let
go. She is no longer part of this competition. Some would say she
never was. But Pat, we have a very important segment to get to.
Oh, no, I forgot about my roll call. Yeah, we
have the first roll call the season. I'm really hoping that it is a
very good one because it is the first of the season. You gotta kick
things out with a bang. Pat, give us a roll call, right,
here's a roll call, Pucky, puck wild crazy. I should mention
despite her issues with alcoholism, Toasty is handed a clock. Yeah, Tiger
Patience nibbles delicious wire like dat boots Toast. I already said Toasty beautiful and
also something makes the cut. Then flav Let's hood. No, his secret
agent has informed him that she's not here for the right reasons, because she
in fact has an agent in Hollywood. Oh, it's sent her here.
Bama is not also also not here for the right reasons. He never really
gets into the reasons behind that. Yeah. Then he says, uh,
Spunky gets the final clock and this is who goes home htown. Why she's
can cost. Does she go home or does she just go upstairs? Now
he sends her home, but does she may die if she falls asleep too?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah that that it's more of an insurance liability,
you know exactly. And then Chocolate, who I really felt like I didn't
get enough time to spend with. But someone's got to go home. Yeah,
somebody's got to go home. And the people that do go home are
hood Bama htown in Chocolate. All right, So you would think that we're
done with the show, but there is one more thing that happened. There
is, and I want to say though, it's an interesting part of the
show. When the girls are eliminated from the show, they retain their birth
names. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're given
back their given name, right yeah, and such a problematic convention. But
Dylan, as you pointed out minutes ago, this is when we thought the
episode was over. Yeah. Usually it's it's deliberation, its elimination. It's
an obscene amount of champagne poured out on the ground for the ones we lost
the evening that evening and then the credits roll, but not this episode.
Somebody shits on the floor one of the contestants of this reality TV program defecates
on the floor. Um. She is toasting with the other women to a
night survived, and she all of a sudden is stricken with something. She
heads upstairs. While she is making her ascent to the bathroom, she shits
on the floor. Shit comes out of her dress and it lands on the
floor. Everyone can smell it, and as Flavors trying to investigate where the
scent is coming from, someone points out that there's ship on the floor and
the stairs. Yet yeah, yeah, yeah. So they accost her in
the bathroom and they say something, what's going on? Did you defecate on
the ground? And she says, yeah, I fucking did I have to
take a shit? Leave me alone? Could happen to anyone? And yeah,
no, no, no, only people who are having a psychotic break.
They literally they're not in control of anything in their body. Um,
but Flave, I've never showed on stairs. I've never shown stairs either.
So Flave sees this moxie, this conviction, this dare I say courage and
he says, you know what, I like something. She keeps it real.
She shipped on the floor. It's a bigger man than me. Yeah,
because I mean, God knows what you would have done. I'd have
Big Dick Rick Carrier out say shit somewhere else shwhere. First, all right,
that's it for us. Jump the iTunes writings and reviews the five stars.
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