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Hey, everybody, how you doing. My name is Dylan, and I'm

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confused as a Kaylin and I Yeah, So what done happened was there was

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some shiftiness, some shittiness, and
some fuckery from and or Bravo or Peacock.

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The suits over there have done something
that is quite frankly gaslighting mama.

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They have released two episodes in a
week, as though that's a thing that's

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done. You know, I'm trying
to think of an analog, but it's

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kind of like it like if you
ordered something and then someone gave you something

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that wasn't that. But that's not
a good analog. What's happened is me

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and Pat have watched two completely different
fucking episodes. Pat has watched an episode

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that takes place after the Sea Rat
day off, a very important event for

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any season of Belowdeck. It's plug
in play. Let's ply them fliquor,

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Let's put them on a beach,
Let's get Gabby kicked in the face,

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let's you know, it's lots of
stuff and sus because they need R and

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R they're alcoholic. Oh is this
one? The owner of the boat says,

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Hey, we paid for the entire
you know, believe it or not

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this time. It's Glenn. Glenn
paid for Glenn's arranged it, and you

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know when the kids are away,
Glenn will play. My god, does

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Glenn have a fun episode. I
mean it's like the doors of the Shining

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Opener, blood coming down the hallway. Oh my god. Also him on

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efoils, he's having a great time. He's so cute. So because of

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all this, yeah, very confusing, we are going to delay are dropping

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of the episode? Yeah, we
have to, We have to. I

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have to watch the episode. What
would this be a podcast war in Peace

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length where I break down an entire
episode and Pat goes, Wow, that's

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crazy, And then Pat breaks down
his episode and I go, wow,

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that's crazy. No, we're not
gonna do that. So sorry for the

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delay, but enjoy the rest of
your day and we'll see you guys tomorrow

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for the actual recond I have a
great idea, Dylan. Why don't we

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talk like that? Oh? Because
I'm excited. I got an idea.

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So we're not wasting your time.
You're already listening to the episode. You

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think you're gonna hear some below deck
right after this? Why don't we lay

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in there? Our first episode A
flavor of Love season two, which you

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can hear exclusively on bad TV podcast. See Pat does these things on the

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fly. And you know what great
eye promotional idea. I got to hear

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something I don't I don't like that. I really don't like that. I

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really don't like that. All right, I feel like I feel like that's

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you could say, hey, if
you don't like it, don't listen then,

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but it could get a lot of
people, a lot of people through

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the door. Dylan, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, we all remember.

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In two thousand and seven, Flavor
of Love season two dropped a pilot.

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She dropped a deuce on the floor. Yeah, no, don't. It's

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not gonna be on this. Oh
gosh, is it gonna be on this?

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Let's just put it on this.
If this is Flavor of Love season

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two, episode one, and if
you do, if you are a die

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hard below deck and you don't want
to hear anything else, at least give

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it five minutes. A girl actually
literally took a dump on Flavor Flavors.

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It's it was an accident, which
is even even crazier. You know,

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I was talking to my wife the
other day, Um it is, and

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we'll we'll get to Flavor of love
in a second. But you know,

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it's so much more easy to control
your bladder than it is to not shit

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your pants. When was the last
time you pissed your pants? In earnest

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A great point. You've shipped your
pants much more recently, though, right,

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uh yeah, yeah, I know. And that's what happened to something.

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Who is the name of a human? Flavor of love? All right,

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enjoy, we'll see you tomorrow for
below deck and after this whole ordeal

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sapphire immediate star, immediate star.
My heart fell out of my butt because

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I wanted her to remain on the
show. Well, Dylan, you understand

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why producers had to extricate her.
I don't. I don't. I heard

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someone no, she couldn't. It's
arbitrary morals. These producers throw around something

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shit on the floor. That's dangerous, that's a biohazard. There's a lot

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of stuff. All of it's good, A lot of it bad TV.

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Yep, it's bad TV. In
your ears, I am Dylan. I'm

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settling up next to one Patrick Hickey. Pleasure to be here, Pleasure to

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be here. Indeed, Klyn is
behind the desk, the board, the

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glasses, he's over there, hi
klin h um. Yeah, So pleasure

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is so pleasureful today because what is
today, Patrick, Today's a very special

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day. Today is none other than
a return. I cannot tell you how

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how much I missed VH one's Flavor
of Love. I don't want to be

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hyperballic or set us up for failure
or anything, but the first episode of

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the second season of VH one's Flavor
of Love with Flavor Flavor might be on

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the Mount Rushmore of reality television episodes. It was someone shits on the floor,

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There's a fight within the first five
minutes, someone shits on the floor.

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There are spies named Jizz. There
are so many things from this episode

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that made me smile. You know, I was having a little bit of

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a tough day. And are you
doing your clocks? No, no,

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no, I'm just hopefully wedding the
appetite. Now. Everyone needs to go

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to, of course, the All
Black YouTube channel and watch this, or

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you can find Flavor of Love season
two wherever you want to. But if

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you're like, oh, that's an
old show, I don't really want to

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watch that to be for free,
by the way, I want to watch

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the Idol with Johnny Depp's daughter and
uh, you know, kind of follow

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through that kind of meta metacriticism of
influence culture. What I'm telling you don't

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do that. Watch Flavor of Love
Season two. Flavor of Love, now

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we've covered We've covered the first season
of this show a long time ago.

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You can find that at Patreon.
God help us if that ever gets unearthed.

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I have not the faintest idea what
we said back then. But we're

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here to break down season two for
everybody on the Bad TV feed and I

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could not be more excited. Patrick, do you want to get to your

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clocks? Oh? I'd love to. What time is it? We have

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Flavor of Love. We have Big
Dick Rick his sideman. Yeah, we

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have twenty and that escaped a padded
room to be on this show. We

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have an episode titled something Stinking Up
in the House of Flavor, And as

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Dylan pointed out very aptly, someone
shits on the floor and someone is something.

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Yeah. That gets me to my
second point about this magical journey that

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we're on. It's how Flavor of
Love renames his flock. The name Ceremony

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is one of the most powerful tropes. Could watch it for eight hours just

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to give a little taste. There's
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but I just am so passionate about
your passion for the naming ceremony. Renaming.

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Um, yeah, you know what. I'm gonna hold off because we'll

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talk about it during the naming ceremony. For renaming, women should be studied.

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Yo, you're wearing a hat.
Your name is Hats. Well,

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what flavor does what flavor of love
does in renaming ceremony is he communes with

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mused like influences at warp speed.
People have distrusts of their gut instinct.

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They have distrust of their creative drive, not flave. Flave sees a woman

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and he says, you have eyes. I'm gonna call you eyes. Now.

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It's brilliant because another thing that we
didn't say is that, or did

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we? Sorry, I'm a little
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I mean, there's she's called eyes
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think he thought that far into it. I think he just saw that she

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had eyes and called her. He
called some girl something. Huh, yeah,

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he called another one like that,
like dad, how many clocks?

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Let me bookend? Okay, sorry, it was a different time. I

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don't know how you've got away with
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if my one literally beats the shit
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bout. One is a girl Scout
grow Up from the cover of The Thin

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Mint grown Up, and the other
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Guess who loses the fight. The
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Yeah, like, they're going to
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Flavor Flame. Oh but get this, the vice principle is a guy named

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Big Dick. Get ready, people, A hundred clocks. Yeah, I

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can't give it any anything other than
one hundred clocks. This is like I

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said, I don't want to I
don't want to sully the legacy of Abraham

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Lincoln by giving this the Abe Lincoln
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it kind of makes sense. Well, I'll say this and we'll start the

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show. This was the episode we
watched. Was one day, the first

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day of filming. I don't think
Francis got this much good shit. On

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the first day of Godfather, I
no, no, no, no.

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Francis was still fighting with the Paramount
Brass and still trying to find out you

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know who was gonna be who?
Well? Yeah, and Al was fighting

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with everybody trying to get that picture
made. Caln, how many clocks do

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you give it? I give it
a hundred clocks. I haven't seen it,

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but damn, does this sound good? Yeah? Oh yes, yeah,

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I'm gonna need to go back and
rewatch. Yeah it does this not

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sound really really good? I can't
find my note. All right, So

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our narrative gets laid out. We
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common. There's like a our narrator
lays us out. I think it was

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a white guy, by the way, but they all claim to want the

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heart of one very skinny little black
man, that being Flavor of Love.

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Uh. And he arrives to his
rented house in treman Oaks, California,

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adorned with rings, a fresh grill, of course, a clock because Flave

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always needs to know what time it
is. And then we look back at

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flaves stints on his various highly exploited
VH one TV offerings. He was on

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Surreal Life. He fell in love
with Bridgid uh Nielsen. They had like

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two seasons. We and then then
we get to how they all broke his

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heart, and uh, they weren't
here for the right reasons, because you

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know, people aren't always honest with
their hardest Flav says haughty Pumpkin Hoops.

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Uh, and I believe one was
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season anyway, Hoops really let him
down. Well, yeah, no,

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I mean them. Now that I've
opened my notes, I do want to

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take a little bit of time to
just kind of broad stroke the heartbreak that

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Flave felt during the first season.
Now, first off, the omniscient narrator

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of this journey is Big Dick Rick
or somebody that sounds like him, and

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he says, they're twity women come
and do this show and they all say

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that they love Flavor. Flav they
all claim to look it's like they're not

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giving Flave credits straight out of the
game. The omniscient narrator is saying,

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there's no way these women are into
this guy, which again is hurtful to

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Flay. Because Flav is a good
guy. He may sexually harass women during

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naming ceremonies by smacking name tags on
their breasts and their ass. Maybe he's

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not the greatest guy, so not
only did Hottie break his heart. In

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season one, while that was happening, the white woman in corn Rows watching

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on in the background Pumpkin, she
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hoops, does that was a love
that I think you I and our

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former co host who's not dead thought
was going to work. They were going

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to go the distance. Yeah,
yeah, it didn't work out. So

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the reason why this first episode is
so solid is you have the archetypes of

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flavor of love just straight out of
the gate. You have the white chick

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who's into astrology. You have the
white check who you wouldn't think was white

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if you just heard her talk.
You have the black girl who looks like

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she can cook very well. Flav
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that can make the ship for him. You know he's had a couple of

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those. That's an important an archetype. For hand. You don't forget the

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girl with the speech impediment who sounds
like Mike Tyson, very niche archetype and

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an archetype. Nonetheless, have you
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All the time? Not like um, like you like need to go

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to the bathroom on the four or
five. Oh well I've had that too,

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, But
you know, it's a much more

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stressful pinch. It's a financial one. It's just really really it shakes you

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to your core. It shakes you
to your core. You live in paycheck

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to speak some different languages for Yah, she's working on Germanic. So we

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go explore the house and we within
in seconds have our first fight. Um,

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there aren't enough beds in the manner
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of the beds, and what this
leads to is quite the brawl. We

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want to play our first clip of
our coverage, our recap of Flavor of

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Love. Yeah, this is our
first clip of the season, Kaylin,

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Well, then I guess we're gonna
beds. Hey, don't touch on bed

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he do? Okay, you can
cut it. I have to say this.

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Uh, Francis did not get anything
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first day on set. He had
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that little? I'd rather watch a
lopsided cat fight than your performance. My

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god, well Big Dick Rick and
Flave come to the rescue. Uh yeah,

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yeah, immediately say they don't condone
this type of activity and violence in

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the crip. Yeah yeah, yeah, thank god for that. Um.

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Well, well the late we we
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right, we have to get to
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There's a couple other things that okay, it's at this point. Yeah,

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one of the ladies that uh that
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they make their way to the libations
at Yeah. So this is another

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trope of H one reality television.
UM. And someone later on in the

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episode asks how did they find these
women? Did they just go into a

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bar and say does anyone want to
be on TV? And she asks that

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earnestly, But I would say to
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or yard house or or a caros
or a sizzler and said who wants to

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be on this show? And that's
how they cast it. But obviously because

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of that pain one, there's always
one girl who gets just destroyed drunk the

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first night. Yes, we saw
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UM. In Rock of Love.
It was Tiffany. It was done threaten

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me with a good time tonight it
is Toasty, who had yet to be

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named. Yeah, yeah, I'm
just seeing get blacked out. Now we

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go back and forth between these scenes
and we get to a really sweet moment

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between Sapphire and Htown. Now,
I always appreciate when a victor in a

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battle takes a peace offering hull.
Yeah, but of course it was rudely

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turned down. Play the clip.
This is a do you want some chapstick

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or something? Yeah, it was
a chat Okay, so yeah, that's

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I want to say something about Sapphire. Yeah, so, uh, I've

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we're going to try and get her
on the show. I mean, I

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would love to talk to Sapphire.
She's doing very well for herself. Good.

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She later in another incarnation of this
show called Charm School. One Charm

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School, they brought her back.
She looked familiar to me, and then

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she has launched a lip chap line. Oh wow, wow, oh wow.

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So this was an iconic line.
Oh yes, And I understand why

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it was it, why why it
reached that level, because it was it

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had everything. It had sisterhood,
it had humility, it had forgiveness.

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It had bygones be bygones. But
they didn't get over the hump so quickly

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because Sapphire does need to set the
record straight. It's a little clip heavy,

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but Caitlin played the third clip of
the evening. Good play that third

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clip of the evening for a circuit. You shure'll be hitting people. I

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won't hate you no more. You
don't hit me first. Well, I'm

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sorry if I hate you first,
but I don't think I hit you first.

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I threw your flowers and then you
hit me. You hate me with

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the flowers where you thrown it.
This isn't the streets and Compton. I

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don't live in Compton. Well that's
what you said. I see fifty four.

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That's okay. This h town just
she got hit by a freight truck.

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She had no idea what was coming. In two thousand and seven,

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we didn't think this was crazy,
and we haven't talked about the actual fight.

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Sapphire throws a fuck. She goes
into full guard. She could have

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fucking ripped her fucking arm out if
she wanted to. Oh yeah, She

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wrapped her leg around leg around her
head. She she cinched an arm down

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and she just started beating the fuck
out of the soft spot of the cranium,

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believe it or not. Htime goes
down early later in the night,

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she goes, I'm fatigued. She's
concussed, all right. So, um,

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we get to the principal's office.
I did want to mention this out

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of that clip though, Yeah,
they were that they were doing the work

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progress, And Sapphire drops to her
knees in prayer and says, Lord,

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please forgive me for beating this bitch
up. Lord, please prevent me from

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beating this bitch up again. And
then Big dick Rick comes out. Now,

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Um, we take uh we we
we take what what what? What's

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that thing called when you have like
a like a someone's talking to like a

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police, it's like an terrible I
get some statements right, right right.

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So we gotta get our two girls
together, and Flave's gonna hear both their

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stories. Yeah, So the white
girl goes first. Um, she says,

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she slammed my head into a wall. I have a not in the

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back of my head because of how
many times she punched me. Um.

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But I like how Flavor, having
yet to give them their new names,

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just refers to them as the white
girl in the Black girl. Well,

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the black girl goes in next,
and I wrote down The reason why I'm

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not using their names is because Flavor
Flavor calls them the white girl and the

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black girl and the at the end
of this spoiler alert, Sapphire will go

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home because we run the minutes back. We look at the tapes and it

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was Sapphire who threw the first punch, although I would say that Hdown threw

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the first. She threw the flowers. What's Sapphire supposed to do. She's

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from fifty fourth the Crenshaw. She's
going to punch her in the face if

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she does something like that. So
I think we're firmly on Sapphire side.

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And after this whole ordeal, Sapphire
immediate Star, Immediate Star. My heart

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fell out of my butt because I
wanted her to remain on this show.

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Well, Dylan, you understand why
producers had to extricate her fight, don't.

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I don't. If you heard someone, no, she couldn't. It's

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arbitrary morals. These producers throw around
something shit on the floor. That's dangerous,

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that's a biohazard. All right,
we have to get to the naming

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ceremony. Ah, yes, oh
the naming ceremony. Oh, I was

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gonna say, Sapphire out and quite
a quite a v oh yeah, flurry

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of a fist thrown and horrible things, said oh Man, kind of like

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QUI gone gin verse Darth Maul.
It was a it was a good fight.

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But that's not a good analogy because
because he didn't get his cut.

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No, he got stabbed in the
chest. He got stabbed in the chest.

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But Big dick Rick's not evil and
Sapphire's not quite QUI gone all right?

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Sorry for Star Wars, let's move
too, and sorry for Phantom Menace

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Star Wars. You know that kid
quit acting after that. He was like,

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I can't do it. Everybody made
fun of me, Jake Lloyd,

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Oh my gosh, and also my
wife evidently ran across a video the other

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day of Hayden Christensen as some panel
and some fan just said, you know,

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I just wanted to say that we
love you and we're so sorry that

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you've taken so much shit and you've
been such a servant to this franchise and

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we love you, and everybody stood
up in alatted and he started crying on

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stage. Wow, wouldn't be necessary
if he wasn't so fucking horrible in those

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movies. He was a young man
and the only thing that he did after

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that, I believe, is that
time traveling jumper. Jumper. Yeah,

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yeah, Yeah, He's got a
couple of other things, but their straight

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to video. Yeah, George Lucas
can destroy careers. Oh yes he can.

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Um, well, I don't really
think it matters if you're going to

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work after the or not. I
think you should shut the fuck up and

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read the lines. It's like,
Wow, that guy's really angry. I

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think he was like a cute science
teacher and those new balances and khakis.

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But no, he's a billionaire with
a really bad attitude. All right,

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let's get to the name exry,
so we get to the origin of how

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flavor and his process works, how
he came up with that. It's so

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important to because I'm sure the audience
or a new green viewers wondering why does

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he rename people and why is that
guy? Well, I can't remember the

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names right, so he does,
in fact need a sticker with the made

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up name. Yeah. Now,
um, you'd be thinking, oh,

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obviously that's a good reason, But
then think about it a little bit more,

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you're innocense back at square one,
because the names don't go away.

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It's not like he doesn't have to
remember any names. He just renames them.

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But then you think of the ingenious
part of it. He names people

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names that fire up the parts of
his brain that he needs to work.

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So he's going to call someone wire
Wire. He's gonna call someone patient spelled

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pa Y s h I n t
Z, because that's how he's gonna remember

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it. He's gonna name someone delish. And that's with two ease, and

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let's just go through a couple more. Oh yeah, okay, So first

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up is Toasty. He can tell
that she's blackout, so he calls her

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Toasty. He does not eliminate her
for being blackout. He just says,

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hey, you're pretty drunk. I'm
gonna call you toasty, and that's the

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end of that. Bucky is up
next. She's buck wild. She shakes

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her end, so he calls her
Bucky. Um. Wire is up next.

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Wire is astronomy girl, Wire is
moon rising, sudden falling. Wire

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steps up and says, you can
call me sugar hips Now Flav says,

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essentially, shut up, skinny white
chick, you're not wedding this competition.

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No, I don't think so.
Your name's Wire. It's like, why

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because you feel the electricity? Yeah, And he's like, yeah, that's

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it. Yeah. You know who's
out the best time of the lives here

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is Big He is yucking it up
behind flame. Big Dick Rak is like

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a stunt who just loves coming to
work. He just loves it. We've

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got some other incredible names like something
hood and eyes. Don't forget Nibbles.

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We've got nibbles as well. Nibbles
is a girl whose tits he just keeps

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staring at unabashedly. He just keeps
staring at. This is the girl with

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the speech impediment. But I do
appreciate Flay if he didn't just go for

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the easy one. You sound like
Mike Tyson, But he did. Actually,

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the name came out of it because
Mike Tyson bit a guy's fucking ear

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off Vander Holyfield. Hence the name
Nibbles. I think he bit of Vander

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Holyfield's ear. It was Yeah,
Well, there's also God. It feels

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tough saying this, but it's not
behind a paywall. The show's a little

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a little easier to recap when it's
behind a paywall. Not here though.

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Listen, let's just talk about it. The next one comes up. She

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says, she's not skinny, but
she's not fat. It's like da and

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that's why he calls her like that. But she is fat, she's quite

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fat. So how about the girl
that's He asked her what she does?

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It doesn't matter that she's fat,
but she she is. Call a spade

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a spade. Yeah, one girl. He asked her what she does.

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She says, I train lines.
He said, it's great. Your name's

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Tiger. And then someone steps up
and starts singing, and he goes,

404
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,119
oh, that's crazy or no,
he goes, He goes, you have

405
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:29,200
a beautiful voice. I'm gonna call
you crazy with a K. The naming

406
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:35,839
ceremony on Flavor of Love is unparalleled
in reality television. All right, So

407
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,480
just rounding out. The one that
got the absolute fuck beat out of her

408
00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:44,279
is named Htown because she's from Houston. Another one is named Bama because she's

409
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,319
from Alabama. He loses steam a
little bit. Oh yeah, thought,

410
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:50,319
how could you not there are twenty
women? Yeah, well, Buck Wilde

411
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,319
already has a name and uh and
he called her Spacer for obvious reasons.

412
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,359
But what she has a huge gap
in her face, her teeth. You

413
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,759
didn't catch that. No, he
doesn't call her Spacer, Oh, we

414
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:05,759
call her buck Wild. He says, your name is so perfect, you

415
00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:08,519
can keep it. You can keep
your name. And she says that means

416
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:15,119
so much to me because I have
this belt buckle that is adorned with rhinestones

417
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:20,319
that says buck Wild. I just
want to say this, buck Wild is

418
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:25,559
an amazing person. Buck Wild is
not allowed to exist in twenty twenty two

419
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:32,160
or twenty twenty three, depending on
what's kind of progressive you want to be

420
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:40,200
that day. Like she is just
expressing herself. She everyone is allowed to

421
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:45,839
express themselves in the way they choose
to, but probably not being a white

422
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:52,119
girl speaking of bonnex is not okay, right, that's kind of I don't

423
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:54,440
want to say it's cultural appropriation.
It's not cultural appropriation, but the way

424
00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:59,160
she's speaking is quite nuts. Yeah, well, you know it was her

425
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,599
neighborhood that you came from. Deal
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I

426
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,400
get into hot water there? Okay, all right, let's get to the

427
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:10,559
mixer. Uh Flavor is talking to
the chicks about being down to wash his

428
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:16,239
car and God's saving, but we
find out some we find out something pretty

429
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:22,800
crazy this season, and this season
we have a mole. Who is the

430
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:29,320
mole? It's none other than Eyes. Her first conversation is with tost She

431
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:34,559
is sizing up Toasty and she sees
the Toasty is not quite flav material.

432
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:40,639
She's shit faced and she asks the
spy is your name Jizz? And that's

433
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:51,440
because flav has poor penmanship? She
says, no Eyes and Tosti though,

434
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:59,840
said Jizz, I mean, it's
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out the podcast, download that app. Tosey isn't doing too hot. She's

484
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:30,039
being bullied by the other women like
Spunky. And this is where Spunky asks

485
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:35,519
where did they find her? Did
somebody just yelling a bar again? We'll

486
00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:42,280
say yes. Now we have this
very bizarre moment where like that pulls flavor

487
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:50,639
inside and we get a chiron that
says flawlation, flavorlation, flavorlation translation favation.

488
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Okay, this was confusing, Okay, okay, Okay, so there,

489
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:04,639
so there's a wow, it's it's
insane because they're speaking plain English to

490
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:10,800
each other, but there needs to
be a flavorlation translator. Oh wow,

491
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:19,239
it's insane. Um, So like
Dad talks about how she's great. Flave

492
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:28,480
leaves the conversation with with like Dad
and he sits down and um, before

493
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:34,320
moments before he had taken that seat, Uh, nipples or what's nipples?

494
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:39,400
Uh is talking about having h not
having a gag reflex. Enter stage right,

495
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:44,840
Flave with a certain pep to his
step. He sits down, um,

496
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,519
amidst three women and goes, hey, nipples, what's going on with

497
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:55,239
you? And that's the show.
That's the show. That's Flave hearing about

498
00:39:55,639 --> 00:40:01,760
some woman's proficiency with sucking dick.
He enters in and then just bee lines

499
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:07,119
to her and ignores the other women. Again, it cannot be filmed today,

500
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,960
but this is you know, this
is when, for better or worse,

501
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:15,880
we were just a little bit more
ignorant. It was. It was

502
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,760
a different time. I'll frame it
that way. Yeah. Meanwhile, thanks

503
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,159
for helping. There's a lot of
discussion amongst the girls about licking clits and

504
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:30,360
whatnot. Yeah, storyline and I
believe it's something. Yeah, something is

505
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,880
a bisexual. She says, I
would lick pussy, and that very same

506
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,519
Lesbo sits down with Flave and not
only lies about being a total dike,

507
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,280
but she touches Flave's face mistake,
which is akin to touching Brett Michael's hair.

508
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,519
It is not something that is done. No, no, no,

509
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:52,760
no, no that and that's that's
the first of the second dagger. The

510
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:59,639
second is a Spunky pointing out that
she's a blatant lesbian. Yeah yeah,

511
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,159
yeah, And then I think they
get into quite a roll. Yeah yeah

512
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:07,800
yeah. Um, so she says, I believe this was a direct quote

513
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,480
from Spunky. She said that she
said earlier that she'd lick the clip.

514
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:16,199
She'd lick the clip. End quote. Yeah, okay, okay, kayl

515
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,800
We have a clip of their fight. Um, can you go ahead and

516
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:30,480
roll said clip? It doesn't want
sweetie something bitch, but we don't know

517
00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:36,880
what that is and pause it for
a second. Now what you're hearing is

518
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,639
a woman in the throes of a
mental breakdown. Um uh, continue,

519
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,559
can touch you. You better not
touch me. The only person I've touched

520
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:57,800
me a slave, sweetie, because
if you do it against mother. He

521
00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:02,400
said he didn't want to chick.
Why it your psycho? I think something

522
00:42:02,599 --> 00:42:09,039
is really over the top means crazy? Can you pose it? Actually,

523
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:15,760
she's not crazy, she's something someone
else is crazy. Um gosh, this

524
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:21,000
show is so incredible. Now,
this is when Flave has a secret meeting

525
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:27,199
with his mole Yuys and she gives
a very in depth report of her investigation,

526
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,039
and uh, to kindly put it, I think it overwhelms Flave.

527
00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:36,239
It overwhelms Flave because there are twenty
women. She says about seventeen of them

528
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:42,719
are not here for the right reasons, obviously, and Flave starts to,

529
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,960
as you said, kind of get
overwhelmed. He begins to glaze over a

530
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,639
little bit. And this is where
I love Flave so much. He says

531
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,639
that he didn't listen to a word
she said, but that he knows for

532
00:42:52,840 --> 00:43:00,599
a fact that she did her job, because how could you not you it's

533
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:04,639
so much to say, and he
didn't hear any of it, but but

534
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,559
she said so much that he knows
she did her job. Now, Flavel's

535
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:17,400
waste to the psyche of the women
and tells the girls that there is a

536
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:22,480
rat in their ranks. And I
believe he did this at the beginning of

537
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:25,519
the clock ceremony. Yes, he
did this at the beginning of the clock

538
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:30,719
ceremony, and he reveals the mole. This is the one problem I had.

539
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:37,559
It is nowhere near. Is that
one of Marty's homeless people runnings into

540
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,000
the only demerit I would give the
show and it's nowhere near. It's not

541
00:43:44,119 --> 00:43:50,400
even worth taking a point away.
I would like to have seen the mole

542
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:53,599
exists for an episode longer. It
could have been tiresome. But Dylan,

543
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:59,519
you point that out. But I
also missed something from this episode that was

544
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:05,159
very prominent in season one. How
about the process of deliberation with Big Dick

545
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:12,039
Rick. Well, Big dick Rick
tonight is not what with the research that

546
00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:16,639
Jizz did and it being a very
easy just straight out of the gate,

547
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:21,079
this isn't gonna work. This isn't
gonna work. Rick is there to help

548
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,920
Flave with deliberations of the heart.
When Flave is starting to catch the fields

549
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:36,519
for hood eyes, patience, nibbles, nibbles, that's when he's gonna need

550
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:39,760
Big dick Rick. You need your
buddy to like mistake. Yeah, I

551
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:45,440
think he will, Okay, But
he tells everybody that it was in fact,

552
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:51,039
Celine Dion herself eyes jizz. She
was the mole. She is let

553
00:44:51,199 --> 00:44:54,559
go. She is no longer part
of this competition. Some would say she

554
00:44:54,719 --> 00:45:00,800
never was. But Pat, we
have a very important segment to get to.

555
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:04,039
Oh, no, I forgot about
my roll call. Yeah, we

556
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,280
have the first roll call the season. I'm really hoping that it is a

557
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,440
very good one because it is the
first of the season. You gotta kick

558
00:45:10,519 --> 00:45:15,000
things out with a bang. Pat, give us a roll call, right,

559
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:20,320
here's a roll call, Pucky,
puck wild crazy. I should mention

560
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,840
despite her issues with alcoholism, Toasty
is handed a clock. Yeah, Tiger

561
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:32,559
Patience nibbles delicious wire like dat boots
Toast. I already said Toasty beautiful and

562
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:38,960
also something makes the cut. Then
flav Let's hood. No, his secret

563
00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:44,000
agent has informed him that she's not
here for the right reasons, because she

564
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,239
in fact has an agent in Hollywood. Oh, it's sent her here.

565
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,119
Bama is not also also not here
for the right reasons. He never really

566
00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:57,559
gets into the reasons behind that.
Yeah. Then he says, uh,

567
00:45:57,679 --> 00:46:02,079
Spunky gets the final clock and this
is who goes home htown. Why she's

568
00:46:02,079 --> 00:46:07,199
can cost. Does she go home
or does she just go upstairs? Now

569
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,639
he sends her home, but does
she may die if she falls asleep too?

570
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:15,000
Yeah? Yeah, yeah that that
it's more of an insurance liability,

571
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,719
you know exactly. And then Chocolate, who I really felt like I didn't

572
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,559
get enough time to spend with.
But someone's got to go home. Yeah,

573
00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:24,079
somebody's got to go home. And
the people that do go home are

574
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:32,000
hood Bama htown in Chocolate. All
right, So you would think that we're

575
00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:35,840
done with the show, but there
is one more thing that happened. There

576
00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:38,079
is, and I want to say
though, it's an interesting part of the

577
00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:44,760
show. When the girls are eliminated
from the show, they retain their birth

578
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,360
names. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, they're given

579
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:57,840
back their given name, right yeah, and such a problematic convention. But

580
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,559
Dylan, as you pointed out minutes
ago, this is when we thought the

581
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:07,239
episode was over. Yeah. Usually
it's it's deliberation, its elimination. It's

582
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,800
an obscene amount of champagne poured out
on the ground for the ones we lost

583
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:15,119
the evening that evening and then the
credits roll, but not this episode.

584
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:24,280
Somebody shits on the floor one of
the contestants of this reality TV program defecates

585
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:34,480
on the floor. Um. She
is toasting with the other women to a

586
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:39,800
night survived, and she all of
a sudden is stricken with something. She

587
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:45,199
heads upstairs. While she is making
her ascent to the bathroom, she shits

588
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:50,239
on the floor. Shit comes out
of her dress and it lands on the

589
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,840
floor. Everyone can smell it,
and as Flavors trying to investigate where the

590
00:47:53,880 --> 00:48:00,239
scent is coming from, someone points
out that there's ship on the floor and

591
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,440
the stairs. Yet yeah, yeah, yeah. So they accost her in

592
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:09,000
the bathroom and they say something,
what's going on? Did you defecate on

593
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:14,920
the ground? And she says,
yeah, I fucking did I have to

594
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:20,960
take a shit? Leave me alone? Could happen to anyone? And yeah,

595
00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:23,719
no, no, no, only
people who are having a psychotic break.

596
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:30,480
They literally they're not in control of
anything in their body. Um,

597
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,519
but Flave, I've never showed on
stairs. I've never shown stairs either.

598
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:51,239
So Flave sees this moxie, this
conviction, this dare I say courage and

599
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:58,000
he says, you know what,
I like something. She keeps it real.

600
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:06,360
She shipped on the floor. It's
a bigger man than me. Yeah,

601
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,800
because I mean, God knows what
you would have done. I'd have

602
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:17,599
Big Dick Rick Carrier out say shit
somewhere else shwhere. First, all right,

603
00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:22,599
that's it for us. Jump the
iTunes writings and reviews the five stars.

604
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,039
This is gonna be so much fun, don't Oh, I'm so excited

605
00:49:24,079 --> 00:49:29,360
to break this season down. What
a show it is. Uh. Go

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