Let's do it a screw show. Real Nighty two three l A is new
home for hip hop. Comedian Jerry Garcia is on the show. My gosh,
I was how gross here, dog Man, and I said for having
me, Bro, thank you for being here. Dog. You always love
bros, always love respect. Bro. I appreciate what you do. I
appreciate who you are. You're a true comedian. You work your ass off,
dog you make fun of your kids more. Please come on dog Out
on time. He's a GQ magazine. He still steals. At this point,
I think we could cut it. Therefore, thank you. Someone appreciate
that. That's that's another the intro, hey, Bro is the comedian.
Intros are very important. If someone says the funniest man in the world,
Jerry Garcia, that's a lot of fun time. Yeah that's too much,
bro. Yes you don't want all that, Bro. Yeah, yeah,
you do that sometimes we do. I've done like the Barshows out and I
had like these four new jokes I wanted to work out, which I knew
weren't gonna be that great funny. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, welcome,
we welcome. I thought we got the door. It's a revolving door
roses, the cleaning lady walks in, people walking late whenever they want no
respect. Nobody respects anyone, No, not just me, but yeah,
intros are extremely important, right, they put the standard up way too high.
Bro. Then I'm going up there with my little brand new joke.
So traffic was difficult today, guys, they're like, oh godness Jesus Christ,
yo, man, so listen Jerry Garcia. You would be surprised.
People walked into the studio that work here and they're like, hey, so
the singer's dead. Yeah, so how is Jerry Garcia going to be here?
I'm like, that's the like a tribute man going in? What's going
on? His son is singing? Now on? His son's got a tribute?
I'm begetting that. Joe Jerry is my given name, bro all my
birth certificate combin. It's not a stage name, it's not a state his
name. Bro. So my dad worked for a Deadhead, a big fan
of Jerry Garcia from a grateful dead and so he would tell my dad,
you have a son, dude, like you should name m Jerry. Jerry
Garcia is like super famous. I'm a big fan. And he did it.
For my that's just for job security you get so you don't get fired.
My dad came home to my mom. He was scared, like me,
Jerry Jerry, and it's like paspon Jerry, Jerry Jerry Garcifo. And
that's my actual given name. Because that's also the way your dad kept his
job pretty much for like three more years, so you got a second to
u and then they couldn't laugh to him. Go even helping out your parents's
birth bro. See know what I'm saying, Bro, my part. Bro,
that's how you do it. Dog. Do you think your kids are
going to take care of you one day? No? No, I don't
think so. Bro. Boys don't do that. I agree, right,
they're too soft, Bro. They can't wait to get rid of me,
Dude, I know I could see it in the rise. Look that look.
I only got three boys, and I would This is the only reason
I wish I had a daughter, because daughters will take care of their dads
stuff. You know what I'm saying. They're the ones who check up on
their way the suns. No, I'm just hoping they marry a girl that's
gonna want to take care of me. That's and that's a Russian runette,
and you still exist. That's a rushianette. Or if they marry into a
white girl, I'm done. That's it. Straight to the home. Straight
at the home. There's no way. Hopefully they marry. I want to
why Okay, when I said when I when I says values, that will
let me actually tell them, like, hey, you should check on your
dad exactly, or just have them come over and marry a woman with her
dad. That helps. That does help? Yeah, that helps, right?
Yeah, daddy issues two boys. And you got a joke where you
know when you're on stage and you're like, I'm wearing my son's drip.
That's what we do it right now, Bro, that's why I got my
kids shoes on right now. I don't know what they could play. They're
taking my elevens, Bro. I just bought some eleven spaces. I haven't
seen them till the bottom. Bro, they're wearing them. I see them
at the class in the class pictures, stir see. Anyone can walk in.
It's all good, bro, not that anyone outdoor man, answer man,
it's all good food. Somebody in food. Yeah, that'd be nice.
Start to check trumping, bro, clotophobic in here. Bro. So
Father's Day's coming up, you're looking forward to you know what it is?
What it is? Right, Hey, we just got to get through it.
Bro agains as far as gainst no res, I haven't seen that one
edible arrangement reminder, not one email for nothing but that, Bro, how
do you think they should market uh Father's Day to make it at question?
That's a good How would you mark the Father's Day industry? Yeah? To
help the father's industry. You know what at the bottom of this, if
I were tired of the problem, we should be the solution. We should
probably be. I mean I just do It's just a little bit more effort,
right like this, just we forget everything, Bro, Like we just
legal now, Bro, put us in dispensaries, put to work or something.
Bro, I'll go just bring awareness to what we love his Father's Day
something broquet. I saw a video that you did and it was like number
one day balloon with hot cheetles and a doctor. That's not a warmar Bro.
Yeah, it was a warm doctor pepper, just one like one one
balloon. That's it. You have nothing to choose from, Bro, It's
a generic. Yeah. I've always wondered why on Mother's Day they get a
fancy lunch or brunch we take them out through all this stuff. Mact we
got a barbecue for ourselves. Yes, like we gotta make our own food
on Father's bring your own beer. You gotta bring your own beer. Yeah,
you gotta set up this Canopyes, mow the law. I think it's
your guys just fall for allowing that. Why y'all gotta set y'all gotta set
the expectations. Hey guys, this Father's Day, can y'all Can y'all cook
me? Because back then he's done in our nature nature. I'm not gonna
ask. Make sure you guys do me something here is that you're not voicing?
What does? What? You know? What I'm saying? What you
want? I said, I threatened to leave, but that's what they want.
Yeah, you're my kids are like where you're taking us for Father's a
Like, where are you taking us for Father's That's where you're taking us for
follows like that? Where are you taking up? Yeah? What are you
taking us? Crazy? It's different for girls, right, Jack? Yeah,
I mean at least like I think in the men in my family,
like for Mother's Day all the dads had a group chat and we're like,
hey, we're all going to take it. But still like my mom had
to cook the rice because nobody knows how to cook the rice. Oh yeah,
well yeah, hey listen, but that's you could buy from north Gate
or something anything. Jackey, Yeah, I do to get to the Dodger.
No, no, but do you cook anything for him or anything?
No? No more thoughtful. Your dad gave you life. You boys give
you. Boys give your dad like boys give their dad socks and it's like
youth socks. It's not even sucks that they can't fit. You know what
I'm saying, I gotta tie and I'm like, bro, when I'm a
world tight when you know, well, I'm the world time. One time
it was with Court and I lost dog, Like, come on, bro,
broy Also the factory in Covina this weekend, Yes, sir, all
weekend two shows Friday, two show, Saturday one Sunday. I'm an actual
Father's Day for your last minute shoppers for people like you know what, we
have nothing to do. There's a show in Covina right now, show Telebrady
Fother's Day. Go there, you know what I mean. And Joe take
a shot whatever he fin I'll take a shot with every dad thereat free.
No they're not. They pay full price. But so we're the problem.
Let's say you're not helping your dives. Hey, so we're the problem is
I guess you're right, you're not helping Doug. You're your kid. You
would think like dads are free, but this is a Dodger game. Relax.
So recently George Lopez, right, he's all age, Bro, that's
our guy. I love Orge, Ma bro, look like him, you
know what I mean? And he walks off stage because you know this hecklers.
I think that's because the crowd work is such a highlight on social media
now want to do that? And listen, We've done shows with you guys,
and it's a party. There's a party vibe this. This group of
young comedians have created a party in these comedy clubs. And I don't know
if George is necessarily part of that because he's old school, he's a true
comic. Yeah. In the clip, he says he's trying to get through
his material something like that. Bro, But uh, yeah, you're right,
bro. It is a little little trend going on right now with the
crowd work, so people are expected to be part of the show. So
that's a big problem of that, Bro. But not every comediing is the
same. Like I don't do crowd work, for example, I love watching
CrowdWork, Bro, do that do it? I love watching it. I'm
impressed by it because that's not one of my skills. Dog, I do
just jokes. So that's basically what happened. That You're right, And I
want to give George the benefit of the doubt that you know, he's a
g he's a legend. Away now I wish he would have say a little
longer and put up with it a little bit more adult with it differently,
of course, and I'm sure he thinks that as well. Now, But
you're right. What it is is these people and they weren't really heckling.
They were I don't know, I don't think they were talking mess They were
just trying to be trying to get trying to get a reaction. They were
just trying to get a reaction from him and attention. And that's where backfires
out there. Like a musician, right, he's focused, he's dialed in,
right, and so a lot of it's muscle memory at that point,
right, Yeah, but he's still performing. He's a performer, correct,
and that performance and energy just can't be interrupted. Yeah, g bro,
you gotta respect little Franky. It's okay. Yeah, yeah, he's up
their in age too, bro. You know away, you know when it
comes to hecklers, like I know, like comedians they have you guys have
your material, and then there's the comedians that like go off of crowd work.
How hard is it to kind of just ignore everything that's like being said
and focus on your material Since you say you don't do yeah, so you
For myself, I rely on the material. I rely on my material.
Shut him up, dog because once once the laughter gets contagious. So once
they're laughing at my stuff. Everybody like that is. But sometimes you know,
but there's people that we do don't know how to behave bro. They're
not act bro. So you do have to respond to it. You have
to act to it, and I do. If I have to, I'll
do it, bro. I just don't prefer to do it. But when
I watch people like my boys out for role players, Rene Vodka, Ken
Florest, the Killers, all they do a great job with its folder.
They do a great job with it. I love watching him do it.
Uh, but not everyone wants to do that, brow. We heard that
crowd work was the easy way out, even though it's tough. I think
crowd work well yeah, because it's more like it's polo stuff. You know,
you're just like talking masks and stuff like that. Bro. But there
is a craft to it, bro, there's if you do it right.
There's an art to if you do it right. Not everybody does. But
what I said and bring it back to you, like kill it really quick
and just keep going. I think that's right. But all that said,
we're all that great CrowdWork that you're seeing out there, there's also a lot
of bad CrowdWork that's going out there as well, bro, from communians that
we don't know, like what's going on out there. So you do hear
a lot of that stuff too, Bro, Like this backfires. Bro.
It's not for everybody, bro. So like, unless you're a professional,
you know how to handle that stuff. Be careful stuff. You know.
Let's you we're we were hosting class clowns, and it's tough because you could
be talking and midsentse and somebody screamed something and if you're not seasoned, it'll
throw you off, threw me off. I'm like, you know what I'm
talking? Yeah, so I let you huh what whatich is about my month?
Now? I'm just having a conversation that no one can hear. But
yeah, who did you study coming up? Honestly, George Lopez was one
of my first guys that I started like looking up to a lot. Bro.
I used to go to the shows and stuff like that, and yeah,
and like you said, you say you look like them and stuff.
I feel the same way, bro, Like I'm brown dark, I mean
so like I saw another brown, dark, sweaty person on stage. I'm
like, hell, yeah, Bro, I can be that. That's me
right there, all right, not the best looking act me scars and I
was like, that's me, yes, forty years just I mean he's almost
the most possible way. So I was like there, dog, I'm like,
I'm like, this face is not gonna get me laid, bro.
So I have to learn a craft like that, Bro, I gotta learn
how to do something or go to trade school school or something. For sure.
Did you did you have regular jobs growing up? I did? I
work with kids, bro, after school Program's dog Woodcraft Rangers Dog. Yeah,
we used to work for them after school, dog doing a lot of
mentorship, cold ching Dog did all that stuff. Man, So it was
great. So like when I when comedy took off for me, like one
of my biggest dreams was to quit my job. And so when I got
to quit my job, I got to look at my kids in the face
and be like, I quit fuck this job. You know, sorry about
that, just like you know aminals. And it was it was fun.
I love what I when I last, it was a great, great job
for Did you quit while you were still doing open mics or were you officially
a comedian when I fished a comedy in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, and
so when I started like tapering off, like taking step downs and smaller roles
and just doing a part time seasonal kind of stuff just as needed and stuff
like that. But yeah, once I got on Netflix in twenty seventeen,
that's when it starts really taking off for me. Done. Yeah yeah right,
hell yeah. Family has your back, Family has my back. Bro.
They support me. They still don't understand how I make money from this,
bro, but like yeah, they're like, well, how do you
get paid for this shit, you know, but but yeah, they are
supported. Got the kids. Man, got three boys. They've they've been
with me since I get Bro. I've been doing comedy fifteen years. My
aus is sixteen, so they've been through this from the beginning. Done.
Have you ever chaperoned any of your kids field trips? Yeah? It is
the best, Bro. But now they make me pay for them. They
may be paid for everything. So I'm out here like buying like pizza for
other kids, Like, hey, hey, dad, Jimmy doesn't have a
dad, could you buy them something like yeah, I got a dollar.
He wants a souvenir? Yeah? Yeah, No, were you that kid
growing up? I was that kid, Bro. I actually went to New
York. They sent me to New York, Washington. I was in gifted
class, Bro, fifth grade, went to New York. No, my
mom sent me with twenty dollars twenty bucks, fool, because a teacher was
like, no, next to not that we're gonna feed them. Obviously we're
gonna take care of them, but obviously you're gonna want to spend money when
you're out there. This is nineteen ninety two, dog, twenty dollars in
my pocket, Bro, and we were there for a whole week New York.
We went to the White House, we went to the Statue of Liberty,
went to fucking Valley Forge and uh twenty dollars full and so wee dog
nolast it right away. But about a couple of magnets, I was done
for that's it. Yeah, I got I lost it too then never made
a whole bro, that's sad when you're like the kids. So I've been
that kid. I've been a kid with no money. My friends saw me
get all day with Kamed, so they're like buying me stuff and stuff.
Yeah that's crazy. I don't want to laugh. It's not funny. But
I've been there too, you know what I mean. But what the good
thing is that you know later on you get to laugh at it, right,
yeah, and it fuels you almost right, Oh yeah of course.
Oh you know now you take everything forget Now you want to spoil your kids?
I said, pas do this? You know they want they want everything.
They get Uber eats every day, Bro, like breakfast, lunch,
and dinner. That's crazy, Like, I'm like, what do we need?
It's okay, it's already, it's on its way. It's on his
way, we got chick fil A like we live, honey, No park,
Chick fil A is a moner Ray park. Bro's like thirty five minutes
away, they're already Huberies chick Filate. That's fifty five dollars on a comeban.
You're from Milkshake. I'm like, come on, dude, she was
getting desert too. A nice tip, bro, thank you? Oh yeah,
it's tip hard, like it's tip hard twenty five percent, I said,
because it's not their money. That's yeah. Oh they go hardly going
on twenty five percent ago, that's the highest core that. It's score.
Bro. No, a course, it's a tip dog, it's money,
yes, Bro, Jerry, I lost my ship when my kids. The
first time I'm sitting there watching a movie in the front room, someone knocks
on my door. It's Uber Eats. The McDonald's literally is one block.
I've got that to fucking block. Yeah. Way, we've walked to it
too, Yeah yeah, same, And I'm like, what are you doing?
He's like, I just didn't really feel like walking right now? Yeah?
All right, cool, that's your money. I ain't giving you no
more, man like man. Forty five dollars from McDonald's brother, get out
of here, just service fee suits. That's wild. You gotta love the
kids. You have to love the kids, Jake, You got to love
your kids. Do you see comedians in your family? Within your kids?
Are ain't even funny? No? No, I don't see his dog.
I don't see it. Is there not enough trouble now? What they're speeching
pediments? I am kadi? Nah? I don't think so. Bro.
Nah, they're good kids, BROA tell the squad that way to get straight
a's bro. Their moms like a dictator. Bro. She's on them all
the time with the grades. Bro. So yeah, bro, so I
let her take I'm the good cop. She's a back cop. She's on
it, bro. And so they're just good kids. They're gonna go to
college supposedly, and amos, I don't know who's paying for that. You
remember all the you had for that's why? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I applied for If one of your son says I want to be a comedian,
I I've been hiding it. I don't want to tell you I've been
hiding it. I don't want to in the closet. No, of course
I support them dog anything they're into. I want to support them for no
night. Okay, I got a way, look I got yeah, of
course. Yeah, because you know, growing up, there wasn't that support.
Like if I told my dad I was I wanted to be I actually
told my mama I wanted to be a comedian, and she was like,
no, suspend that. Oh yeah, yeah, you're not funny. Yeah,
yeah, exactly, you're not funny. You that's funny? All right?
Cool? All right, well there goes ahead. Yeah. Uh,
my parents are pretty supported. It's just like try I love it. I
love this cousins money, dog, go try for enough to give you a
ride. Yeah, go ahead, as long as it's free for it,
go for it. Got to give you a right. Yeah. So why
do you encourage people to have a gay best friend? Oh because they're the
best, bro. They compliment you, dog, they buy you stuff,
like like my gay best friend was the best, but I think it was
trying to have sex with me. Dog. But that's not the point,
bro, Like you know what, this guy wouldn't take maybe for an answer
for for sure having a gay best sie. It seems kind of fun.
Say gay dudes have the best weekends, Yes you feel me? Yeah,
No, kids are having a great time, they can't get pregnant. Right,
let's move on. Dog regards At the Lave Factory in Covina this weekend,
we're there all weekend. Yes, we're a comedian. When it's got
to be a dream to say I'm there all weekend. Yes, also to
have weekens, Bros. Yeah, you're right, Bro, it is a
dream of ours. It goales once. I want a comedy club once you're
there all weekend ful because you know we used to get the Tuesday night.
We'll give you Tuesday night, get his way Sunday off Sunday ten pm,
say ten pm. But that's uh, bro. Yeah, I know it's
tough, dude, but so yeah, working weekends. And I want to
thank Lave Factory, Harry Basso, the owner out there, Jimmy Masada,
Bro for believing in Latino comics. Right now we're taking over that bitch over
there in Comino, Bro. All the big Latino comics coming through there.
Bro. And it's amazing man. And laugh Factory is so legendary, Yes,
it is. Imagine some markey homie, Jerry. Is there any comedy
clubs that are Latino owned? Latino? Maybe as far closely you get as
Haha. Comedy Club North Hollywood. Uh it is, but she's one two
thousand Terry Yeah, Jack Junior and Jack Senior, I mean and miss Terry.
Yeah. That's but we don't have our media coach center. But we
didn't the established Latino comedians. You know right now, is there any conversations
you know behind closed doors Worth there's you know, that idea of like we
should all kind of start one. Our manager, Marty keeps saying, bring
that up, bro, like our manager we got concrete manager. My manager
would be that would be ideal. And we're trying to put all our money
into the funnel whooping one and ball Hides one on First Street. I think
something that stood out that one day we hosted a class CLOWNSPLMO was when we
were walking out, there was a lady that said, Hey, I remember
this conversation. You know there's a lot of us waiting for you guys,
meaning Latino comedians. We're ready to support at all times. The line,
Hey, we're just waiting for you guys. That's dope, man. So
it's like I sat from just being on stage, like owning a fucking club,
and you know when say stuff, they say stuff, right, especially
after comedy show. People have been drinking, you're kind of hot. Laughter,
But when you're drunk, you're honest. You're honest, exactly. And
this person honestly wasn't drunk or anything like that. But she just looked at
both of us and we and we looked at it. We locked eyes and
we looked at each other like, Yo, that's real shit. Yeah,
Like that made a lot of sense right there. The movement is down,
bro, I'm telling you, and a lot of these great comics are We're
all you know, I include myself in there, of course, but we're
all they're all coming up doing great things. Bro. I mean, what
Rob Barboso did, Bro a couple of years ago was an amazing feat.
Bro. This guy from from zero to one hundred overnight. Bro. And
not only that, not only did he get his opportunity, he's round with
it, Bro, and he's funny. Bro. He was ready, he
was ready for the opportunit. Any dog's hilarious. I think one thing that
I think he did well was connect with people outside of Latino culture as well.
Like I'm in he's so like, he's not just a Latino comic.
What I'm saying, Yeah, And He's for everybody, and and that's how
I'm to I do that the same I tell people that too. Like,
I'm like, Bro, we don't have to keep reminding people that were Latinos.
Dog, we look like we already sound like it. We look like
it. Bro. Just do your jokes, Bro, do your material for
like, people are gonna connect no matter where they're from. Bro. And
that's the whole point. Bro. Like I've done shows that just we're in
solid City, Bro, a bunch of white people on the audience. Dog,
it was like, it doesn't matter where you're at, you're performing,
Bro, It's it's funny, funny, it's funny coming back, and it's
okay to throw a little you know, like growing up Latino. That's fine,
it's cool, but don't like rely on that, bro. Like you
won't hear me talk like that when I'm on stage four, I just talk
about life, about what's going on, and people are gonna be relating about
everything. Bro. So yeah, just what it is. I know Latino
dogs, Dug like you know of course, who, Like, we don't
have to keep reminding people. It gets to a point where you just are
comic. Who happens? Yeah, exactly advice for someone who says, man,
I just gotta I gotta feed my core my core audience. Bro.
And I don't want to be outside of that because I get you something.
You gotta do what you gotta do. You're just not like comfortable going out
of that a comfort level. Bro. Uh. And I'm not gonna like
talk down on comics like that, bro, because way so like it's all
good. Yeah. Sometimes sometimes you find a niche and you just keep going
to it, keep going to that niche, you know. So it is
what it is. But there's a lot of great comics coming out there right
now. Latino comedians, bro are taking over photo. To be honest with
you, dog is like we're doing a great job. So proud of these
guys. Yeah, are you dating? Yeah? I got a girl,
man, Yeah, I gotta girl, the mother of my youngest Okay,
Yeah, that's right. We're on and off, on and up, but
we're I think we're on right now. That's least I checked. Yes,
check. Yeah, three kids, two babies, mamas, but I'm want
the second one right now. Oh god, there was a time there where
there was a little friction, you know, and stuff like that, you
know, it happens. But right now we've been going strong, yeah man,
and having kids like two baby mamas, right, and having kids early
right, Yeah, start that twenty five, dog, I'm forty three,
Bro, that's good. Yeah, forty three, Yeah, that's yeah.
Five not bad? Yeah, twenty six years old? Yeah, man,
Why do I think he had kids when he was like sixteen? It looks
like look at pro fi. Yeah, this stereotyping bro yaya people that I
had a bunch of close calls in the sixteen. Yeah, that's how you
feel love. You feel love from from the fans. I do, Bro,
I really do it, man. It's a it's a it's beautiful things
going out there. Man. We're doing a lot of sold out children now
with Concrete and everywhere else. We're touring Dog and so like, I do
feel love comments and comments yeah, hell yeah, Bro. I know I'm
not for everybody. I know I'm not for everybody, dog, So of
course, well you take the good and the bad, but there's always more
good than bad. So you just that's what you run with them. Yeah
right, you know, you just kind of have to roll with it.
See what as a comedian, it's almost like a contact for right, you're
gonna get hit af you. You're gonna get kid bro, and people are
gonna tell you to your fans you're not funny sometimes, dog, And that's
okay, Bro, that's all right because somebody walk up to you like,
hey, Bro, I paid to get in. Bro, You're not funny.
Dog. No no way, not no, no, not like that,
Bro, not like that. God damn Jesus good. Yeah, tell
that to my face, your face, you give my money back. People
have the balls, though, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, nah,
look that I've seen people in the comments. Yeah, it's all in
the comments or they just walk out or they leave. Ye. But not
on me though another fuckers. Yeah, I couldn't relate happen. Could relate
other comedians, I know, but I'm Mese. People that say that's not
fun. There's people that say that like want yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, there's always someone who anyway, you can't take that. I'm a
grown man now, though I'm forty three. I've been doing it for fifteen
years. I know that's not the longest time ever, but I've seen enough.
I've seen you all. Like there's good days, there's bad days,
there's bad shows. There's good shows. Yeah, you know, it's part
of it. Dog. At the end of the day, I still love
and I'm blessed what I do. I feed my family with this dog,
with his profession. I'm living a dream dog like I was. I was
you Cruise, but I wanted to be comedian as a little kid. But
actually my parents my first let me. My parents let me give me my
dream. Yeah, dog, Yeah, I gotta connect that dog. I'm
living your life, dog, Yes, because I wanted. I wanted to
be on radio when I was young. Dog, I was a big Howard
Stern fan. I love Howard Stern. Dog, Dog, use my everything,
bro, And so like I'm I'm gonna do that. I'm doing I'm
be on radio one day. Dog, and same thing because like I've never
felt like confidence and my looks and all that. I was never the good
looking guy at school. So my thing was like, Bro, I gotta
that could be a radio like no one's seen me right behind the micros a.
I'm down with that. So yeah, I actually started off like that.
When I was in my early twenties, I would go to night clubs
like Abzas remember a bes and a Wittier and like ice clubs, uh yea
on green Leaf and other nightclubs that my friends were promoters. Our friends were
promoters, and they would tell me like, hey boy, you want to
get on the mic and pump up the crowd. And I would. I
would get on the mic and pump the crowd, like, Yo, what's
up Friday night? So what the lady is that? Blah blah blah.
Dude. I used to get such a high dog because this was before me
in a comedian dog. So this is my stage dog. So it's just
being on that stage was like awesome, full like just being like yo,
so girls girls stage. Yeah yeah, and I love the dog. I
loved it. I felt like, because somebody, I want to make a
suggestion, You guys should swap live trading trading places houses. Why so down,
brothers, time we switched things up at the house, should bro?
I think it's yes, yes, you know, yeah, I'm sure you'll
be okay with it too. Isn't that crazy though? You know, like
he wanted to be here and I wanted to Yeah, that is facts,
bro, facts dog I was. That was everything to me. And then
just like I don't know what would happen? I know, I had the
radio voice and the attitude and all that stuff for a but still today,
Bro, it's still one of my like dreams. Maybe later, like when
my fifties or something. Do when I'm said, I don't want to be
on the road so much, when you're ready to give it up for I
got? I mean there's always a podcast, right, You've done podcasts.
I do pocket, I got a podcast. I got my own podcast.
I dropp weekly, it's not my weekend podcast. And then I do a
tragles on Modgo's podcast that's a music review. We select a different Mexican singer
and performer and we just break them down, bro, and we talk ship.
We give him his flowers or whatever, and we do everything that's bad.
You're very busy with home life and then work like that always, So
is that a fear like to not be busy? I like to stay busy,
dog Like I wake up early now for no reason, dude, Like
I'm always up early? Dog Like? Why am I up so much?
Not like I don't even care, Like why the traffic's looking? Bro,
I'm not going nowhere, And I'm like, why am I looking at the
good day right now? I'm concerned about the one thirty four Freeways Dog.
Why for no reason that you're not even gonna be on that? Bro Yo,
This is a world premiere the Cruise Show Funny Fiesta November eighth at the
Morongo Hotel and Casino. Jerry Garcia, Concrete, Alfred Roblast. It benefits
Cruise Cares uh and uh morning for so soon man, And this is really
happening. And of course we have tickets to give away. Tickets will be
on sale. This is gonna be another legendary. I can't wait for that,
dog, can't wait? Can? I also plugging real quick Baker's Field
Fox Theeter Dog, July twentieth. I know you guys get to Baker Shield.
You guys go over to yeah you know through the app man, okay,
cool cool cookart radio everywhere. I want to get that because a big
show that we're doing our first theater show Concrete and I are doing our first
theater Fox Theater, Baker's Field. So we're excited about this man, first
time, Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love that. November
wrong yeah yeah yeah yeahed about this. We do a group on package or
something. Jerry, you you are? You do? You worry a lot
I'm not a worrier. No, I'm not worried this morning. You're like,
hey, I'm here, guys. Where are you guys at? Oh?
Because I didn't see you later, Bro, I was worried. I
know you started three or something. That's IM like, wait a minute,
I might I might hear. I know I'm early, but how early am
I? Dog? You know? Yeah? I tho't said I was worried
about, like me here all day? Bro? Where are you guys?
What's going on? I'm about to start with big boy like, Bro,
we're on our way. We'll see. That's all that was. I was
just clarifying what time we started. Yeah, get something to eat and we
go live at two, right, but we get here early because we love
and respect. I appreciate to you and give you the respective time. That's
That's the best Father's Day gift anyone's ever here. Appreciate you. Right.
I was a little late, but to be fir big old sex extual along
with the guys, I figured that actually have time. I thought, Yeah,
we did a whole hour though we did like a who ari it was
cool man, big BIG's a g man O G right. Yeah, yeah,
when you get the call. You're like, yeah, of course the
home bomb there and we all grew up listening to the big I'm excited though.
Yeah, yes, sir man Jerry Garcia big was big, big,
big, big too. When I first mad, I used to ride my
bike to go get his autograph. Yeah. I took George Lopez at the
Ice House and he'd be in the back. He would attend George Love shows
and he'll be in the back and I'll be like, oh, that big
boy dog taking up the whole booth. It's crazy over in my head.
And like I was skinny, you were fat too, Yeah, you were
fat? Yeah, I remember, I remember. Excuse to be fat?
Guys? Oh yeah, they're so loud now and like they think they're all
bad. They're extroverts, extravert like the extra skin. Have you Have you
ever been let down by a comedian that you admired? Ah, Man,
it happens, It's okay, manh yeah, yes bro, it happens,
right, bro. But you know I don't again, I don't worry about
stuff like that. Bro. Like I get the business. I get how
people catch people on bad days and all that. Bro, But na,
man, I actually got the honor to work with George Opez. I was
able to do a I came on an episode of Lopez Versus Lopez. Yeah
sounds a mover dog and it was fun dog. It was told dope,
kicking with him all week was great, picking his brain, hanging out doing
lunch with him on on the back class of un Studios. Bros. A
dream bro the dream dog. So yeah, Bro, like, uh,
that's the I've ever been to him and hanging out with him for and you
know, just taking what it is and you move on. Dog. You
know, you get your little guest spot and hope you're invited back. I
guess I hope you get invited back. But we'll see. There's a party,
you think, like this is it going to be? Yeah, Bro,
they're gonna sign me as soon as they see yeah broy puts. The
writers, the producers, the directors. Everyone's so nice and they're hyping you
up. You're like, you're amazing, man. We can't wait to have
you bad. We can't wait to have you bag Like, oh right,
you start to believe it and stuff. But didn't tell that to everybody the
same ship. Tell me, oh, we're gonna put him in the next
movie. You're you're funny. Eat can say that I'm funny and he's gonna
put me. That's another legend. I haven't met. I want Tom.
I've never met him. That's it. My mom wall finally respected because told
me I'm funny. Yeah, he almost gave him a job to Bro,
like everybody gasses up, legend, Bro, all the time, they haven't
gassed up and everyone everybody else. I'm gonna gas up myself. Yeah,
that's what you do, Dad. He gave him a job on the show
you're looking? I got no. I mean we would have been a lot,
you know, heapier. I thought you like that kind of stuff.
Get touched for some shots. You would have been in the documentary, Broy,
that's placement, Bro. Point point at this didny dog where you touch
you shoulder my bag? Bro as a comedian, what do you think is
wrong with you? Uh No, everything's wrong with me, dog, Like
a little bit of everything I do. I have a little though, I
get I get mad quick full like now everything bothers me now full right like
everything Like, what do you mean you gotta stay for school? Melt the
heck? Bro? What do you mean hunger again? Why you know what
I mean when I have your sex to night, what I was going on
like, of course, like a little thing, just little things like that.
That just triggered me. Now as you get older, you get a
little bit more triggered quicker though, of course that's wrong, Like yeah,
my girl says like I stopped pretty quickly now, like I don't know,
just yeah, man, I get a little snappy now, bro, since
you turn for you think I think you earned the right to be a little
snappy a little yeah, because I lift the homies from the it's time to
react more, you know right. It says here you had sex on the
bus once. Oh yeah, that was one one time, and uh they
can't stop talking about the bus in front of the bus. Somebody called me
a metro sexual one time, that's why, And I was like, we
do in the bus one time. I'm not an addict. What was that
about? Though? If? How did that happen? I missed my transfer,
so I had to stay a little longer and we went through figure Oh
we took down for girls. Some ladies were taking going to work that morning,
so I got could you know anyways, she was on you, so
she was honestly you made her day bro vice versa. You know it was.
It was an actual sex. It was like a touching and grining and
groping and me pain. Yeah. I thought it was like this lady from
the night that was going on the way to work and locks. That's still
a story, though, like a hell of a story. Maybe Mama two
or three. No, no, that's a hell of a story. I
kind of hands out one time, like a church, all right, sir,
in a church, you got up. I was the mat factory in
Covina this weekend, all weekend, Jerry Garcia. And we're in Bakersfield,
baker shows. You like twentieth Marty, you like to show funny Fiesta November
eighth, Cain and ads are not free in cod those are not free this
week. Unfortunate. But I'll take a shot with you. That's right,
I'll take for me. Yeah. Please, have you saved me? A
shout off? Taken with you, Jerry Garcia, Salute bro a cruise,
Thank you everybody, man, you guys for having me bro Oh hey,