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Let's do it a screw show.
Real Nighty two three l A is new

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home for hip hop. Comedian Jerry
Garcia is on the show. My gosh,

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I was how gross here, dog
Man, and I said for having

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me, Bro, thank you for
being here. Dog. You always love

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bros, always love respect. Bro. I appreciate what you do. I

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appreciate who you are. You're a
true comedian. You work your ass off,

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dog you make fun of your kids
more. Please come on dog Out

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on time. He's a GQ magazine. He still steals. At this point,

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I think we could cut it.
Therefore, thank you. Someone appreciate

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that. That's that's another the intro, hey, Bro is the comedian.

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Intros are very important. If someone
says the funniest man in the world,

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Jerry Garcia, that's a lot of
fun time. Yeah that's too much,

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bro. Yes you don't want all
that, Bro. Yeah, yeah,

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you do that sometimes we do.
I've done like the Barshows out and I

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had like these four new jokes I
wanted to work out, which I knew

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weren't gonna be that great funny.
Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, welcome,

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we welcome. I thought we got
the door. It's a revolving door

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roses, the cleaning lady walks in, people walking late whenever they want no

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respect. Nobody respects anyone, No, not just me, but yeah,

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intros are extremely important, right,
they put the standard up way too high.

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Bro. Then I'm going up there
with my little brand new joke.

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So traffic was difficult today, guys, they're like, oh godness Jesus Christ,

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yo, man, so listen Jerry
Garcia. You would be surprised.

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People walked into the studio that work
here and they're like, hey, so

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the singer's dead. Yeah, so
how is Jerry Garcia going to be here?

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I'm like, that's the like a
tribute man going in? What's going

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on? His son is singing?
Now on? His son's got a tribute?

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I'm begetting that. Joe Jerry is
my given name, bro all my

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birth certificate combin. It's not a
stage name, it's not a state his

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name. Bro. So my dad
worked for a Deadhead, a big fan

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of Jerry Garcia from a grateful dead
and so he would tell my dad,

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you have a son, dude,
like you should name m Jerry. Jerry

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Garcia is like super famous. I'm
a big fan. And he did it.

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For my that's just for job security
you get so you don't get fired.

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My dad came home to my mom. He was scared, like me,

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Jerry Jerry, and it's like paspon
Jerry, Jerry Jerry Garcifo. And

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that's my actual given name. Because
that's also the way your dad kept his

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job pretty much for like three more
years, so you got a second to

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u and then they couldn't laugh to
him. Go even helping out your parents's

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birth bro. See know what I'm
saying, Bro, my part. Bro,

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that's how you do it. Dog. Do you think your kids are

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going to take care of you one
day? No? No, I don't

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think so. Bro. Boys don't
do that. I agree, right,

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they're too soft, Bro. They
can't wait to get rid of me,

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Dude, I know I could see
it in the rise. Look that look.

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I only got three boys, and
I would This is the only reason

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I wish I had a daughter,
because daughters will take care of their dads

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stuff. You know what I'm saying. They're the ones who check up on

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their way the suns. No,
I'm just hoping they marry a girl that's

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gonna want to take care of me. That's and that's a Russian runette,

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and you still exist. That's a
rushianette. Or if they marry into a

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white girl, I'm done. That's
it. Straight to the home. Straight

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at the home. There's no way. Hopefully they marry. I want to

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why Okay, when I said when
I when I says values, that will

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let me actually tell them, like, hey, you should check on your

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dad exactly, or just have them
come over and marry a woman with her

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dad. That helps. That does
help? Yeah, that helps, right?

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Yeah, daddy issues two boys.
And you got a joke where you

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know when you're on stage and you're
like, I'm wearing my son's drip.

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That's what we do it right now, Bro, that's why I got my

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kids shoes on right now. I
don't know what they could play. They're

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taking my elevens, Bro. I
just bought some eleven spaces. I haven't

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seen them till the bottom. Bro, they're wearing them. I see them

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at the class in the class pictures, stir see. Anyone can walk in.

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It's all good, bro, not
that anyone outdoor man, answer man,

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it's all good food. Somebody in
food. Yeah, that'd be nice.

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Start to check trumping, bro,
clotophobic in here. Bro. So

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Father's Day's coming up, you're looking
forward to you know what it is?

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What it is? Right, Hey, we just got to get through it.

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Bro agains as far as gainst no
res, I haven't seen that one

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edible arrangement reminder, not one email
for nothing but that, Bro, how

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do you think they should market uh
Father's Day to make it at question?

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That's a good How would you mark
the Father's Day industry? Yeah? To

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help the father's industry. You know
what at the bottom of this, if

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I were tired of the problem,
we should be the solution. We should

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probably be. I mean I just
do It's just a little bit more effort,

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right like this, just we forget
everything, Bro, Like we just

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legal now, Bro, put us
in dispensaries, put to work or something.

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Bro, I'll go just bring awareness
to what we love his Father's Day

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something broquet. I saw a video
that you did and it was like number

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one day balloon with hot cheetles and
a doctor. That's not a warmar Bro.

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Yeah, it was a warm doctor
pepper, just one like one one

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balloon. That's it. You have
nothing to choose from, Bro, It's

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a generic. Yeah. I've always
wondered why on Mother's Day they get a

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fancy lunch or brunch we take them
out through all this stuff. Mact we

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got a barbecue for ourselves. Yes, like we gotta make our own food

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on Father's bring your own beer.
You gotta bring your own beer. Yeah,

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you gotta set up this Canopyes,
mow the law. I think it's

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your guys just fall for allowing that. Why y'all gotta set y'all gotta set

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the expectations. Hey guys, this
Father's Day, can y'all Can y'all cook

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me? Because back then he's done
in our nature nature. I'm not gonna

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ask. Make sure you guys do
me something here is that you're not voicing?

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What does? What? You know? What I'm saying? What you

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want? I said, I threatened
to leave, but that's what they want.

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Yeah, you're my kids are like
where you're taking us for Father's a

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Like, where are you taking us
for Father's That's where you're taking us for

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follows like that? Where are you
taking up? Yeah? What are you

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taking us? Crazy? It's different
for girls, right, Jack? Yeah,

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I mean at least like I think
in the men in my family,

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like for Mother's Day all the dads
had a group chat and we're like,

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hey, we're all going to take
it. But still like my mom had

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to cook the rice because nobody knows
how to cook the rice. Oh yeah,

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well yeah, hey listen, but
that's you could buy from north Gate

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or something anything. Jackey, Yeah, I do to get to the Dodger.

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No, no, but do you
cook anything for him or anything?

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No? No more thoughtful. Your
dad gave you life. You boys give

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you. Boys give your dad like
boys give their dad socks and it's like

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youth socks. It's not even sucks
that they can't fit. You know what

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I'm saying, I gotta tie and
I'm like, bro, when I'm a

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world tight when you know, well, I'm the world time. One time

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it was with Court and I lost
dog, Like, come on, bro,

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broy Also the factory in Covina this
weekend, Yes, sir, all

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weekend two shows Friday, two show, Saturday one Sunday. I'm an actual

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Father's Day for your last minute shoppers
for people like you know what, we

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have nothing to do. There's a
show in Covina right now, show Telebrady

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Fother's Day. Go there, you
know what I mean. And Joe take

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a shot whatever he fin I'll take
a shot with every dad thereat free.

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No they're not. They pay full
price. But so we're the problem.

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Let's say you're not helping your dives. Hey, so we're the problem is

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I guess you're right, you're not
helping Doug. You're your kid. You

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would think like dads are free,
but this is a Dodger game. Relax.

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So recently George Lopez, right,
he's all age, Bro, that's

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our guy. I love Orge,
Ma bro, look like him, you

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know what I mean? And he
walks off stage because you know this hecklers.

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I think that's because the crowd work
is such a highlight on social media

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now want to do that? And
listen, We've done shows with you guys,

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and it's a party. There's a
party vibe this. This group of

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young comedians have created a party in
these comedy clubs. And I don't know

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if George is necessarily part of that
because he's old school, he's a true

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comic. Yeah. In the clip, he says he's trying to get through

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his material something like that. Bro, But uh, yeah, you're right,

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bro. It is a little little
trend going on right now with the

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crowd work, so people are expected
to be part of the show. So

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that's a big problem of that,
Bro. But not every comediing is the

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same. Like I don't do crowd
work, for example, I love watching

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CrowdWork, Bro, do that do
it? I love watching it. I'm

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impressed by it because that's not one
of my skills. Dog, I do

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just jokes. So that's basically what
happened. That You're right, And I

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want to give George the benefit of
the doubt that you know, he's a

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g he's a legend. Away now
I wish he would have say a little

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longer and put up with it a
little bit more adult with it differently,

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of course, and I'm sure he
thinks that as well. Now, But

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you're right. What it is is
these people and they weren't really heckling.

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They were I don't know, I
don't think they were talking mess They were

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just trying to be trying to get
trying to get a reaction. They were

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just trying to get a reaction from
him and attention. And that's where backfires

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out there. Like a musician,
right, he's focused, he's dialed in,

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right, and so a lot of
it's muscle memory at that point,

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right, Yeah, but he's still
performing. He's a performer, correct,

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and that performance and energy just can't
be interrupted. Yeah, g bro,

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you gotta respect little Franky. It's
okay. Yeah, yeah, he's up

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their in age too, bro.
You know away, you know when it

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comes to hecklers, like I know, like comedians they have you guys have

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your material, and then there's the
comedians that like go off of crowd work.

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How hard is it to kind of
just ignore everything that's like being said

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and focus on your material Since you
say you don't do yeah, so you

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For myself, I rely on the
material. I rely on my material.

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Shut him up, dog because once
once the laughter gets contagious. So once

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they're laughing at my stuff. Everybody
like that is. But sometimes you know,

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but there's people that we do don't
know how to behave bro. They're

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not act bro. So you do
have to respond to it. You have

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to act to it, and I
do. If I have to, I'll

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do it, bro. I just
don't prefer to do it. But when

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I watch people like my boys out
for role players, Rene Vodka, Ken

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Florest, the Killers, all they
do a great job with its folder.

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They do a great job with it. I love watching him do it.

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Uh, but not everyone wants to
do that, brow. We heard that

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crowd work was the easy way out, even though it's tough. I think

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crowd work well yeah, because it's
more like it's polo stuff. You know,

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you're just like talking masks and stuff
like that. Bro. But there

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is a craft to it, bro, there's if you do it right.

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There's an art to if you do
it right. Not everybody does. But

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what I said and bring it back
to you, like kill it really quick

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and just keep going. I think
that's right. But all that said,

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we're all that great CrowdWork that you're
seeing out there, there's also a lot

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of bad CrowdWork that's going out there
as well, bro, from communians that

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we don't know, like what's going
on out there. So you do hear

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a lot of that stuff too,
Bro, Like this backfires. Bro.

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It's not for everybody, bro.
So like, unless you're a professional,

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you know how to handle that stuff. Be careful stuff. You know.

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Let's you we're we were hosting class
clowns, and it's tough because you could

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be talking and midsentse and somebody screamed
something and if you're not seasoned, it'll

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throw you off, threw me off. I'm like, you know what I'm

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talking? Yeah, so I let
you huh what whatich is about my month?

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Now? I'm just having a conversation
that no one can hear. But

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yeah, who did you study coming
up? Honestly, George Lopez was one

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of my first guys that I started
like looking up to a lot. Bro.

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I used to go to the shows
and stuff like that, and yeah,

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and like you said, you say
you look like them and stuff.

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I feel the same way, bro, Like I'm brown dark, I mean

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so like I saw another brown,
dark, sweaty person on stage. I'm

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like, hell, yeah, Bro, I can be that. That's me

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right there, all right, not
the best looking act me scars and I

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was like, that's me, yes, forty years just I mean he's almost

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the most possible way. So I
was like there, dog, I'm like,

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I'm like, this face is not
gonna get me laid, bro.

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So I have to learn a craft
like that, Bro, I gotta learn

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how to do something or go to
trade school school or something. For sure.

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Did you did you have regular jobs
growing up? I did? I

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work with kids, bro, after
school Program's dog Woodcraft Rangers Dog. Yeah,

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we used to work for them after
school, dog doing a lot of

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mentorship, cold ching Dog did all
that stuff. Man, So it was

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great. So like when I when
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of my biggest dreams was to quit
my job. And so when I got

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to quit my job, I got
to look at my kids in the face

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and be like, I quit fuck
this job. You know, sorry about

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that, just like you know aminals. And it was it was fun.

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I love what I when I last, it was a great, great job

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for Did you quit while you were
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a comedian when I fished a comedy
in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, and

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so when I started like tapering off, like taking step downs and smaller roles

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and just doing a part time seasonal
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like that. But yeah, once
I got on Netflix in twenty seventeen,

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that's when it starts really taking off
for me. Done. Yeah yeah right,

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hell yeah. Family has your back, Family has my back. Bro.

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They support me. They still don't
understand how I make money from this,

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bro, but like yeah, they're
like, well, how do you

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get paid for this shit, you
know, but but yeah, they are

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supported. Got the kids. Man, got three boys. They've they've been

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with me since I get Bro.
I've been doing comedy fifteen years. My

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aus is sixteen, so they've been
through this from the beginning. Done.

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Have you ever chaperoned any of your
kids field trips? Yeah? It is

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the best, Bro. But now
they make me pay for them. They

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may be paid for everything. So
I'm out here like buying like pizza for

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other kids, Like, hey,
hey, dad, Jimmy doesn't have a

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dad, could you buy them something
like yeah, I got a dollar.

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He wants a souvenir? Yeah?
Yeah, No, were you that kid

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growing up? I was that kid, Bro. I actually went to New

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York. They sent me to New
York, Washington. I was in gifted

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class, Bro, fifth grade,
went to New York. No, my

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mom sent me with twenty dollars twenty
bucks, fool, because a teacher was

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like, no, next to not
that we're gonna feed them. Obviously we're

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gonna take care of them, but
obviously you're gonna want to spend money when

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you're out there. This is nineteen
ninety two, dog, twenty dollars in

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my pocket, Bro, and we
were there for a whole week New York.

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We went to the White House,
we went to the Statue of Liberty,

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went to fucking Valley Forge and uh
twenty dollars full and so wee dog

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nolast it right away. But about
a couple of magnets, I was done

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for that's it. Yeah, I
got I lost it too then never made

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a whole bro, that's sad when
you're like the kids. So I've been

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that kid. I've been a kid
with no money. My friends saw me

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get all day with Kamed, so
they're like buying me stuff and stuff.

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Yeah that's crazy. I don't want
to laugh. It's not funny. But

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I've been there too, you know
what I mean. But what the good

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thing is that you know later on
you get to laugh at it, right,

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yeah, and it fuels you almost
right, Oh yeah of course.

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Oh you know now you take everything
forget Now you want to spoil your kids?

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I said, pas do this?
You know they want they want everything.

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They get Uber eats every day,
Bro, like breakfast, lunch,

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and dinner. That's crazy, Like, I'm like, what do we need?

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It's okay, it's already, it's
on its way. It's on his

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way, we got chick fil A
like we live, honey, No park,

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Chick fil A is a moner Ray
park. Bro's like thirty five minutes

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away, they're already Huberies chick Filate. That's fifty five dollars on a comeban.

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You're from Milkshake. I'm like,
come on, dude, she was

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getting desert too. A nice tip, bro, thank you? Oh yeah,

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it's tip hard, like it's tip
hard twenty five percent, I said,

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because it's not their money. That's
yeah. Oh they go hardly going

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on twenty five percent ago, that's
the highest core that. It's score.

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Bro. No, a course,
it's a tip dog, it's money,

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yes, Bro, Jerry, I
lost my ship when my kids. The

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first time I'm sitting there watching a
movie in the front room, someone knocks

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on my door. It's Uber Eats. The McDonald's literally is one block.

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I've got that to fucking block.
Yeah. Way, we've walked to it

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too, Yeah yeah, same,
And I'm like, what are you doing?

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He's like, I just didn't really
feel like walking right now? Yeah?

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All right, cool, that's your
money. I ain't giving you no

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more, man like man. Forty
five dollars from McDonald's brother, get out

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of here, just service fee suits. That's wild. You gotta love the

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kids. You have to love the
kids, Jake, You got to love

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your kids. Do you see comedians
in your family? Within your kids?

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Are ain't even funny? No?
No, I don't see his dog.

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I don't see it. Is there
not enough trouble now? What they're speeching

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pediments? I am kadi? Nah? I don't think so. Bro.

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Nah, they're good kids, BROA
tell the squad that way to get straight

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a's bro. Their moms like a
dictator. Bro. She's on them all

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the time with the grades. Bro. So yeah, bro, so I

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let her take I'm the good cop. She's a back cop. She's on

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it, bro. And so they're
just good kids. They're gonna go to

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college supposedly, and amos, I
don't know who's paying for that. You

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remember all the you had for that's
why? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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I applied for If one of your
son says I want to be a comedian,

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I I've been hiding it. I
don't want to tell you I've been

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hiding it. I don't want to
in the closet. No, of course

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I support them dog anything they're into. I want to support them for no

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night. Okay, I got a
way, look I got yeah, of

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course. Yeah, because you know, growing up, there wasn't that support.

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Like if I told my dad I
was I wanted to be I actually

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told my mama I wanted to be
a comedian, and she was like,

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no, suspend that. Oh yeah, yeah, you're not funny. Yeah,

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yeah, exactly, you're not funny. You that's funny? All right?

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Cool? All right, well there
goes ahead. Yeah. Uh,

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my parents are pretty supported. It's
just like try I love it. I

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love this cousins money, dog,
go try for enough to give you a

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ride. Yeah, go ahead,
as long as it's free for it,

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go for it. Got to give
you a right. Yeah. So why

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do you encourage people to have a
gay best friend? Oh because they're the

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best, bro. They compliment you, dog, they buy you stuff,

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like like my gay best friend was
the best, but I think it was

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trying to have sex with me.
Dog. But that's not the point,

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bro, Like you know what,
this guy wouldn't take maybe for an answer

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for for sure having a gay best
sie. It seems kind of fun.

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Say gay dudes have the best weekends, Yes you feel me? Yeah,

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No, kids are having a great
time, they can't get pregnant. Right,

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let's move on. Dog regards At
the Lave Factory in Covina this weekend,

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we're there all weekend. Yes,
we're a comedian. When it's got

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to be a dream to say I'm
there all weekend. Yes, also to

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have weekens, Bros. Yeah,
you're right, Bro, it is a

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dream of ours. It goales once. I want a comedy club once you're

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there all weekend ful because you know
we used to get the Tuesday night.

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We'll give you Tuesday night, get
his way Sunday off Sunday ten pm,

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say ten pm. But that's uh, bro. Yeah, I know it's

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tough, dude, but so yeah, working weekends. And I want to

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thank Lave Factory, Harry Basso,
the owner out there, Jimmy Masada,

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Bro for believing in Latino comics.
Right now we're taking over that bitch over

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there in Comino, Bro. All
the big Latino comics coming through there.

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Bro. And it's amazing man.
And laugh Factory is so legendary, Yes,

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it is. Imagine some markey homie, Jerry. Is there any comedy

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clubs that are Latino owned? Latino? Maybe as far closely you get as

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Haha. Comedy Club North Hollywood.
Uh it is, but she's one two

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thousand Terry Yeah, Jack Junior and
Jack Senior, I mean and miss Terry.

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Yeah. That's but we don't have
our media coach center. But we

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didn't the established Latino comedians. You
know right now, is there any conversations

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you know behind closed doors Worth there's
you know, that idea of like we

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should all kind of start one.
Our manager, Marty keeps saying, bring

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that up, bro, like our
manager we got concrete manager. My manager

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would be that would be ideal.
And we're trying to put all our money

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into the funnel whooping one and ball
Hides one on First Street. I think

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something that stood out that one day
we hosted a class CLOWNSPLMO was when we

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were walking out, there was a
lady that said, Hey, I remember

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this conversation. You know there's a
lot of us waiting for you guys,

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meaning Latino comedians. We're ready to
support at all times. The line,

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Hey, we're just waiting for you
guys. That's dope, man. So

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it's like I sat from just being
on stage, like owning a fucking club,

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and you know when say stuff,
they say stuff, right, especially

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after comedy show. People have been
drinking, you're kind of hot. Laughter,

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But when you're drunk, you're honest. You're honest, exactly. And

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this person honestly wasn't drunk or anything
like that. But she just looked at

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both of us and we and we
looked at it. We locked eyes and

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we looked at each other like,
Yo, that's real shit. Yeah,

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Like that made a lot of sense
right there. The movement is down,

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bro, I'm telling you, and
a lot of these great comics are We're

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all you know, I include myself
in there, of course, but we're

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all they're all coming up doing great
things. Bro. I mean, what

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Rob Barboso did, Bro a couple
of years ago was an amazing feat.

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Bro. This guy from from zero
to one hundred overnight. Bro. And

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not only that, not only did
he get his opportunity, he's round with

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it, Bro, and he's funny. Bro. He was ready, he

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was ready for the opportunit. Any
dog's hilarious. I think one thing that

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I think he did well was connect
with people outside of Latino culture as well.

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Like I'm in he's so like,
he's not just a Latino comic.

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What I'm saying, Yeah, And
He's for everybody, and and that's how

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I'm to I do that the same
I tell people that too. Like,

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I'm like, Bro, we don't
have to keep reminding people that were Latinos.

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Dog, we look like we already
sound like it. We look like

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it. Bro. Just do your
jokes, Bro, do your material for

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like, people are gonna connect no
matter where they're from. Bro. And

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that's the whole point. Bro.
Like I've done shows that just we're in

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solid City, Bro, a bunch
of white people on the audience. Dog,

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it was like, it doesn't matter
where you're at, you're performing,

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Bro, It's it's funny, funny, it's funny coming back, and it's

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okay to throw a little you know, like growing up Latino. That's fine,

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it's cool, but don't like rely
on that, bro. Like you

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won't hear me talk like that when
I'm on stage four, I just talk

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about life, about what's going on, and people are gonna be relating about

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everything. Bro. So yeah,
just what it is. I know Latino

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dogs, Dug like you know of
course, who, Like, we don't

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have to keep reminding people. It
gets to a point where you just are

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comic. Who happens? Yeah,
exactly advice for someone who says, man,

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I just gotta I gotta feed my
core my core audience. Bro.

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And I don't want to be outside
of that because I get you something.

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You gotta do what you gotta do. You're just not like comfortable going out

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of that a comfort level. Bro. Uh. And I'm not gonna like

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talk down on comics like that,
bro, because way so like it's all

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good. Yeah. Sometimes sometimes you
find a niche and you just keep going

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to it, keep going to that
niche, you know. So it is

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what it is. But there's a
lot of great comics coming out there right

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now. Latino comedians, bro are
taking over photo. To be honest with

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you, dog is like we're doing
a great job. So proud of these

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guys. Yeah, are you dating? Yeah? I got a girl,

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man, Yeah, I gotta girl, the mother of my youngest Okay,

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Yeah, that's right. We're on
and off, on and up, but

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we're I think we're on right now. That's least I checked. Yes,

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check. Yeah, three kids,
two babies, mamas, but I'm want

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the second one right now. Oh
god, there was a time there where

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there was a little friction, you
know, and stuff like that, you

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know, it happens. But right
now we've been going strong, yeah man,

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and having kids like two baby mamas, right, and having kids early

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right, Yeah, start that twenty
five, dog, I'm forty three,

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Bro, that's good. Yeah,
forty three, Yeah, that's yeah.

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Five not bad? Yeah, twenty
six years old? Yeah, man,

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Why do I think he had kids
when he was like sixteen? It looks

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like look at pro fi. Yeah, this stereotyping bro yaya people that I

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had a bunch of close calls in
the sixteen. Yeah, that's how you

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feel love. You feel love from
from the fans. I do, Bro,

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I really do it, man.
It's a it's a it's beautiful things

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going out there. Man. We're
doing a lot of sold out children now

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with Concrete and everywhere else. We're
touring Dog and so like, I do

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feel love comments and comments yeah,
hell yeah, Bro. I know I'm

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not for everybody. I know I'm
not for everybody, dog, So of

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course, well you take the good
and the bad, but there's always more

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good than bad. So you just
that's what you run with them. Yeah

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right, you know, you just
kind of have to roll with it.

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See what as a comedian, it's
almost like a contact for right, you're

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gonna get hit af you. You're
gonna get kid bro, and people are

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00:22:56.119 --> 00:22:57.680
gonna tell you to your fans you're
not funny sometimes, dog, And that's

407
00:22:57.720 --> 00:23:00.400
okay, Bro, that's all right
because somebody walk up to you like,

408
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:03.240
hey, Bro, I paid to
get in. Bro, You're not funny.

409
00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:07.240
Dog. No no way, not
no, no, not like that,

410
00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:12.759
Bro, not like that. God
damn Jesus good. Yeah, tell

411
00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:17.799
that to my face, your face, you give my money back. People

412
00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:21.559
have the balls, though, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, nah,

413
00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:23.519
look that I've seen people in the
comments. Yeah, it's all in

414
00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:26.880
the comments or they just walk out
or they leave. Ye. But not

415
00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:37.680
on me though another fuckers. Yeah, I couldn't relate happen. Could relate

416
00:23:37.480 --> 00:23:41.279
other comedians, I know, but
I'm Mese. People that say that's not

417
00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:45.920
fun. There's people that say that
like want yeah, yeah, yeah,

418
00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.680
no, there's always someone who anyway, you can't take that. I'm a

419
00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:52.880
grown man now, though I'm forty
three. I've been doing it for fifteen

420
00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:55.960
years. I know that's not the
longest time ever, but I've seen enough.

421
00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:57.680
I've seen you all. Like there's
good days, there's bad days,

422
00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:00.279
there's bad shows. There's good shows. Yeah, you know, it's part

423
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:03.000
of it. Dog. At the
end of the day, I still love

424
00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:06.400
and I'm blessed what I do.
I feed my family with this dog,

425
00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:10.319
with his profession. I'm living a
dream dog like I was. I was

426
00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:11.599
you Cruise, but I wanted to
be comedian as a little kid. But

427
00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:15.200
actually my parents my first let me. My parents let me give me my

428
00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:22.000
dream. Yeah, dog, Yeah, I gotta connect that dog. I'm

429
00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:25.599
living your life, dog, Yes, because I wanted. I wanted to

430
00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:27.000
be on radio when I was young. Dog, I was a big Howard

431
00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:30.519
Stern fan. I love Howard Stern. Dog, Dog, use my everything,

432
00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.519
bro, And so like I'm I'm
gonna do that. I'm doing I'm

433
00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:37.279
be on radio one day. Dog, and same thing because like I've never

434
00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:38.880
felt like confidence and my looks and
all that. I was never the good

435
00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:41.279
looking guy at school. So my
thing was like, Bro, I gotta

436
00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:45.359
that could be a radio like no
one's seen me right behind the micros a.

437
00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:48.920
I'm down with that. So yeah, I actually started off like that.

438
00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:51.480
When I was in my early twenties, I would go to night clubs

439
00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:56.519
like Abzas remember a bes and a
Wittier and like ice clubs, uh yea

440
00:24:56.559 --> 00:25:00.400
on green Leaf and other nightclubs that
my friends were promoters. Our friends were

441
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.079
promoters, and they would tell me
like, hey boy, you want to

442
00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:04.200
get on the mic and pump up
the crowd. And I would. I

443
00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:07.119
would get on the mic and pump
the crowd, like, Yo, what's

444
00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:11.440
up Friday night? So what the
lady is that? Blah blah blah.

445
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:14.559
Dude. I used to get such
a high dog because this was before me

446
00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:17.759
in a comedian dog. So this
is my stage dog. So it's just

447
00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.440
being on that stage was like awesome, full like just being like yo,

448
00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:26.000
so girls girls stage. Yeah yeah, and I love the dog. I

449
00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:27.519
loved it. I felt like,
because somebody, I want to make a

450
00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:37.720
suggestion, You guys should swap live
trading trading places houses. Why so down,

451
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:41.880
brothers, time we switched things up
at the house, should bro?

452
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:45.640
I think it's yes, yes,
you know, yeah, I'm sure you'll

453
00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.519
be okay with it too. Isn't
that crazy though? You know, like

454
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.640
he wanted to be here and I
wanted to Yeah, that is facts,

455
00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:53.279
bro, facts dog I was.
That was everything to me. And then

456
00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:56.640
just like I don't know what would
happen? I know, I had the

457
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.680
radio voice and the attitude and all
that stuff for a but still today,

458
00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:02.440
Bro, it's still one of my
like dreams. Maybe later, like when

459
00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:03.400
my fifties or something. Do when
I'm said, I don't want to be

460
00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:07.160
on the road so much, when
you're ready to give it up for I

461
00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:10.799
got? I mean there's always a
podcast, right, You've done podcasts.

462
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:11.880
I do pocket, I got a
podcast. I got my own podcast.

463
00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:15.359
I dropp weekly, it's not my
weekend podcast. And then I do a

464
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:19.759
tragles on Modgo's podcast that's a music
review. We select a different Mexican singer

465
00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:22.920
and performer and we just break them
down, bro, and we talk ship.

466
00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:26.920
We give him his flowers or whatever, and we do everything that's bad.

467
00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:30.240
You're very busy with home life and
then work like that always, So

468
00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:33.400
is that a fear like to not
be busy? I like to stay busy,

469
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.559
dog Like I wake up early now
for no reason, dude, Like

470
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:37.680
I'm always up early? Dog Like? Why am I up so much?

471
00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:41.480
Not like I don't even care,
Like why the traffic's looking? Bro,

472
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:42.920
I'm not going nowhere, And I'm
like, why am I looking at the

473
00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:47.359
good day right now? I'm concerned
about the one thirty four Freeways Dog.

474
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:52.759
Why for no reason that you're not
even gonna be on that? Bro Yo,

475
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:56.599
This is a world premiere the Cruise
Show Funny Fiesta November eighth at the

476
00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:02.240
Morongo Hotel and Casino. Jerry Garcia, Concrete, Alfred Roblast. It benefits

477
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:06.319
Cruise Cares uh and uh morning for
so soon man, And this is really

478
00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:08.240
happening. And of course we have
tickets to give away. Tickets will be

479
00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:11.519
on sale. This is gonna be
another legendary. I can't wait for that,

480
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:14.680
dog, can't wait? Can?
I also plugging real quick Baker's Field

481
00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:17.359
Fox Theeter Dog, July twentieth.
I know you guys get to Baker Shield.

482
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:18.920
You guys go over to yeah you
know through the app man, okay,

483
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:22.640
cool cool cookart radio everywhere. I
want to get that because a big

484
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:25.519
show that we're doing our first theater
show Concrete and I are doing our first

485
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:29.279
theater Fox Theater, Baker's Field.
So we're excited about this man, first

486
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.279
time, Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love that. November

487
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:36.920
wrong yeah yeah yeah yeahed about this. We do a group on package or

488
00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:41.640
something. Jerry, you you are? You do? You worry a lot

489
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:45.119
I'm not a worrier. No,
I'm not worried this morning. You're like,

490
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:47.599
hey, I'm here, guys.
Where are you guys at? Oh?

491
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:49.079
Because I didn't see you later,
Bro, I was worried. I

492
00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:52.200
know you started three or something.
That's IM like, wait a minute,

493
00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:53.599
I might I might hear. I
know I'm early, but how early am

494
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:59.079
I? Dog? You know?
Yeah? I tho't said I was worried

495
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:02.759
about, like me here all day? Bro? Where are you guys?

496
00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:04.640
What's going on? I'm about to
start with big boy like, Bro,

497
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:07.880
we're on our way. We'll see. That's all that was. I was

498
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.359
just clarifying what time we started.
Yeah, get something to eat and we

499
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.480
go live at two, right,
but we get here early because we love

500
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:18.000
and respect. I appreciate to you
and give you the respective time. That's

501
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:22.079
That's the best Father's Day gift anyone's
ever here. Appreciate you. Right.

502
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:26.359
I was a little late, but
to be fir big old sex extual along

503
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:30.079
with the guys, I figured that
actually have time. I thought, Yeah,

504
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:30.880
we did a whole hour though we
did like a who ari it was

505
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:34.599
cool man, big BIG's a g
man O G right. Yeah, yeah,

506
00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:37.519
when you get the call. You're
like, yeah, of course the

507
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.920
home bomb there and we all grew
up listening to the big I'm excited though.

508
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.799
Yeah, yes, sir man Jerry
Garcia big was big, big,

509
00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:45.240
big, big too. When I
first mad, I used to ride my

510
00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:48.400
bike to go get his autograph.
Yeah. I took George Lopez at the

511
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:52.720
Ice House and he'd be in the
back. He would attend George Love shows

512
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:53.559
and he'll be in the back and
I'll be like, oh, that big

513
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:57.640
boy dog taking up the whole booth. It's crazy over in my head.

514
00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:04.559
And like I was skinny, you
were fat too, Yeah, you were

515
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:11.160
fat? Yeah, I remember,
I remember. Excuse to be fat?

516
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:15.240
Guys? Oh yeah, they're so
loud now and like they think they're all

517
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:22.000
bad. They're extroverts, extravert like
the extra skin. Have you Have you

518
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:25.759
ever been let down by a comedian
that you admired? Ah, Man,

519
00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:30.359
it happens, It's okay, manh
yeah, yes bro, it happens,

520
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:33.839
right, bro. But you know
I don't again, I don't worry about

521
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:36.599
stuff like that. Bro. Like
I get the business. I get how

522
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:38.880
people catch people on bad days and
all that. Bro, But na,

523
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:41.400
man, I actually got the honor
to work with George Opez. I was

524
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.920
able to do a I came on
an episode of Lopez Versus Lopez. Yeah

525
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.240
sounds a mover dog and it was
fun dog. It was told dope,

526
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:52.680
kicking with him all week was great, picking his brain, hanging out doing

527
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:56.400
lunch with him on on the back
class of un Studios. Bros. A

528
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.359
dream bro the dream dog. So
yeah, Bro, like, uh,

529
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:02.119
that's the I've ever been to him
and hanging out with him for and you

530
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:03.240
know, just taking what it is
and you move on. Dog. You

531
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:06.799
know, you get your little guest
spot and hope you're invited back. I

532
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.559
guess I hope you get invited back. But we'll see. There's a party,

533
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.799
you think, like this is it
going to be? Yeah, Bro,

534
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:15.400
they're gonna sign me as soon as
they see yeah broy puts. The

535
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.480
writers, the producers, the directors. Everyone's so nice and they're hyping you

536
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.759
up. You're like, you're amazing, man. We can't wait to have

537
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:22.880
you bad. We can't wait to
have you bag Like, oh right,

538
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.400
you start to believe it and stuff. But didn't tell that to everybody the

539
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.480
same ship. Tell me, oh, we're gonna put him in the next

540
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:36.319
movie. You're you're funny. Eat
can say that I'm funny and he's gonna

541
00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:37.759
put me. That's another legend.
I haven't met. I want Tom.

542
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.559
I've never met him. That's it. My mom wall finally respected because told

543
00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:45.880
me I'm funny. Yeah, he
almost gave him a job to Bro,

544
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.400
like everybody gasses up, legend,
Bro, all the time, they haven't

545
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:52.559
gassed up and everyone everybody else.
I'm gonna gas up myself. Yeah,

546
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:56.039
that's what you do, Dad.
He gave him a job on the show

547
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.400
you're looking? I got no.
I mean we would have been a lot,

548
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:04.680
you know, heapier. I thought
you like that kind of stuff.

549
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:15.559
Get touched for some shots. You
would have been in the documentary, Broy,

550
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.640
that's placement, Bro. Point point
at this didny dog where you touch

551
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:29.000
you shoulder my bag? Bro as
a comedian, what do you think is

552
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:33.319
wrong with you? Uh No,
everything's wrong with me, dog, Like

553
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:37.000
a little bit of everything I do. I have a little though, I

554
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.440
get I get mad quick full like
now everything bothers me now full right like

555
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:41.880
everything Like, what do you mean
you gotta stay for school? Melt the

556
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.000
heck? Bro? What do you
mean hunger again? Why you know what

557
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:45.640
I mean when I have your sex
to night, what I was going on

558
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:48.200
like, of course, like a
little thing, just little things like that.

559
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:49.960
That just triggered me. Now as
you get older, you get a

560
00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:53.279
little bit more triggered quicker though,
of course that's wrong, Like yeah,

561
00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:56.799
my girl says like I stopped pretty
quickly now, like I don't know,

562
00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:59.519
just yeah, man, I get
a little snappy now, bro, since

563
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:00.799
you turn for you think I think
you earned the right to be a little

564
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:06.920
snappy a little yeah, because I
lift the homies from the it's time to

565
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:09.200
react more, you know right.
It says here you had sex on the

566
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:13.680
bus once. Oh yeah, that
was one one time, and uh they

567
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:15.839
can't stop talking about the bus in
front of the bus. Somebody called me

568
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:19.440
a metro sexual one time, that's
why, And I was like, we

569
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:24.599
do in the bus one time.
I'm not an addict. What was that

570
00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:29.440
about? Though? If? How
did that happen? I missed my transfer,

571
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.279
so I had to stay a little
longer and we went through figure Oh

572
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:35.160
we took down for girls. Some
ladies were taking going to work that morning,

573
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:38.279
so I got could you know anyways, she was on you, so

574
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.039
she was honestly you made her day
bro vice versa. You know it was.

575
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:45.839
It was an actual sex. It
was like a touching and grining and

576
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:54.880
groping and me pain. Yeah.
I thought it was like this lady from

577
00:32:54.880 --> 00:33:00.920
the night that was going on the
way to work and locks. That's still

578
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:02.440
a story, though, like a
hell of a story. Maybe Mama two

579
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:07.359
or three. No, no,
that's a hell of a story. I

580
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:10.039
kind of hands out one time,
like a church, all right, sir,

581
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:21.359
in a church, you got up. I was the mat factory in

582
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:23.759
Covina this weekend, all weekend,
Jerry Garcia. And we're in Bakersfield,

583
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:28.839
baker shows. You like twentieth Marty, you like to show funny Fiesta November

584
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:32.319
eighth, Cain and ads are not
free in cod those are not free this

585
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:35.319
week. Unfortunate. But I'll take
a shot with you. That's right,

586
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:37.799
I'll take for me. Yeah.
Please, have you saved me? A

587
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:44.119
shout off? Taken with you,
Jerry Garcia, Salute bro a cruise,

588
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:46.839
Thank you everybody, man, you
guys for having me bro Oh hey,