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men get stock too, and this could go sideways. It's great pod,
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anybody could play about hot Danny. Oh gosh, it's so hot? How
hot is it? Billy? I saw a squirrel fanning is nuts? Damn,
I saw a squirrel fanning is nuts. Kevin so hot? I saw
a Robin removing a worm with oven mix. Oh, I gotta go.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Oh? It
is hot though today tomorrow is another hot day. I love it. I
love it too. Nine months of cold ladies and gentlemen. I don't want
to hear you bitch for the next three months. Well, I got a
health problem, Yeah so do I. We all do tough crap, Get
over it. I prefer like a nice Sonny and seventy five. Yeah,
oh yeah, we all do. I don't need I don't need to my
drawers be wrung out every night. I kind of like this. But the
weird part is like every everywhere sort of air conditioned. We got it.
The studio taken care of and all that. Yeah, beautiful job, man.
Yeah, come on, man, back of all trades, taking care
of bilified for sure. So you know, I don't know if the heat
makes people a little crazy or not. I've seen some weird things happening around
town. Did somebody shoot a bus driver with a BB gun? They got
a VID. They have a picture. They have a picture of the bus
doors open and a guy pointing, and he shot the bus driver of his
CS. Right. Yeah. The other talking about what happened to Fisher yesterday.
No, that was an act, that was just overreaction. Yeah,
Ai, I thought it a real gun. Well, yeah, I'm glad
it works. Yes, hey, hey, it works. It works.
Like I work with a company out in Huntsville that actually does that stuff.
They could spot a gun anywhere in your pocket everything. The problem is is
that, uh, where would you market it to? Well, schools,
right, yeah, except the school boards are like yeah, but this weekends
our positioned with the Democrats. I'm not joking. This is what they told
us. So they can't market the gun the gun control stuff to schools because
it weakens their position because now, all of a sudden, if you see
a gun, you could control that. You know, somebody has a gun,
you could stop the purp. Then it's okay to carry guns. They
don't want that. They want to eliminate guns completely. Does that make sense
Yeah, sort of, yeah, sort of. Most places, like even
in states where you have Carrie, uh, like Florida, they have no
gun zones, like in hospitals, they don't want Oh yeah, they say
it right there. So I would assume maybe schools would be the same.
No, I don't know. Yeah, but like schools could be the same,
but like you have a Sandy Hook situation, somebody doesn't care what the
rule is, right, and then I want the AI right exactly. No,
And but school board's actually against it because that we because weird it works,
then well we should have open carry. What's the problem with the technology
that stops the crime? And their whole thing is they just want to eliminate
guns. Period. No. Yeah, but I I find that argument to
be odd and I'd love to hear from the person who's doing it. And
the only reason I say that, Danny, is because if hospitals in the
States have no carry right and then would probably still implement the AI even if
you have an open carry, you can't open carry there, and it should
be the same at schools. If that's the case, they should vote that
it wouldn't be if if if they're concerned about it, So why so,
I don't understand unless they're trying to give the teacher, I don't know.
It makes no sense to me, you know what I mean? Like,
why wouldn't you have the A just eliminated everybody's safe? This is what we're
told when they tried to sell it. Yeah, but probably that's what they're
saying. But I mean that's the first place, that's the first place you'd
want AI how to school board be able to outlaw like eliminate guns completely.
You understand, I'm saying like if each individual thing make I don't know,
I'm not following the in the bathroom. Yeah no, no, no,
no, no no no. I just it doesn't make sense to it.
I just I'm sorry. I can't follow the logic on it. That's all
I just I can't. I really think it's it's it certainly sounds like logic,
but yeah, the logic sounds ridiculous, but it's it's political. I
mean, yeah, we'll stuck it into that. So I got a warning
on the text line at five A five two of six eighty eight sixty six.
Now a warning, yeah, from a listener. But he says,
Bill, Hey, I'm playing check up on your pod and I should be
catch up. I'm listening to Whale of a Tale. That was the one
where the whale, yeah, the dynamite and all that. I think that
was last Thursday. You talked about getting another letter. Here are my thoughts
on it. The first one is truly the one that is most concerning in
a sense because it came to where you live. That being said, the
person had to know your address, of course, So think it has to
be where you filled out paperwork with your personal information bank, doctors, gym,
membership, previous employer, insurance office, rental office, et cetera.
Also, you have friends in the police, start a file with them.
Hang on because I at first I'm like, eh, yes, it's funny
now until it's not. This is how stalking starts. Take this step so
that if this escalates, they have this already started in their system. Men
get stoked to great pod she slashed. Them are imagining their life with you
as they wanted to be seen, without quote unquote knowing you. This is
not normal. And no I'm not the writer. Just take this step and
start a file and really think of where you filled out your information. And
it's from a listener. So I go, we have not heard from the
letter writer for the party next week. We have not heard from the letter
writer. A letter writer wrote, again, you know that. And but
the weird part is that person in another letter wrote, you can find anybody's
information online. It was very easy to find out where you live online.
Now I will tell you, guys. I've every once in a while trying
to find a guest for the podcast. I have somebody who will look anything
up. I've it is out there. If you know how to look,
you know how to look. So I thought a stalker. I don't because
at first, remember when it first happened, I'd be looking around, like
when I was walking into the place. If I heard a weird noise,
I get a little nervous, like, uh oh, I remember once I
was formally to keep my keys. I had the key for the studio and
not the key for my front door. Yeah, exactly. Or a rabbit
just hopping by or whatever. You know, it's nothing. So I don't
know that I'm being stocked. But just for the fun of it, I
thought, let me look up men who've been stalked, and I found a
Reddit file. So these stories are great. These are great stories. And
I went, I don't think this is where things are at for me.
I don't know. Maybe take that idea of starting a file with the police.
Maybe I should consider that. I don't. I don't know if that's
it feels like overreached to me or being a bit of a pussy like it's
a painted we called chief parts that do around the show. Well Barnesy left,
but yes, we probably could. I you know, we could.
I could still call I have his number. We could just call him.
But here's the thing, is like, when it comes to having to do
paperwork and shit, I just kind of got's gonna happen. What's the worst
that could happen? Okay? Ready? I taught life skills course to inmates
in the Louisiana prison system for several years as part of the state education system
and for getting a ged. This is a Reddit post. This is a
Reddit post. One of the prisoners I was assigned to was for female inmates
with one year within one year of being released. Okay, so they get
out an older woman who was completing an eleven year sentence for manslaughter. Now
that's a short time for manslaughter. He must have but years. I thought
you had it. It's like two or three manslaughter? Yeah, on what
it's four? Maybe you're right, dandy, because I'm thinking I'm thinking murder.
If it's a plea bargain down, then a manslaughter charge is going to
be like eleven twelve years, Okay. But if it's like just like if
that's like where they're starting, then it's usually like it's not that yeah,
Or it could be like what car accident, like like John Belushi's girlfriend when
he died, she plea bargained down to manslaughter. It got like a decade
or manslaughter would be more of I gave you the cocaine and you overdosed and
die. Yeah, accident, die got you? Okay, all right?
I got it from fred a car accident like you said, Dan gave you
the heroin? And who is Ca? All right? So, she was
completing an eleven year sentence for manslaughter, decided that quote God had told her
we were supposed to be together, okay, I explained I was married,
and she never brought it up again. Fast forward thirteen months now, she's
out on parole and meets me at my car in the parking lot of the
prison she had been in. She told me she loved me and that God
told her we would be together. Needless to say, I made an excuse
left and reported it to my supervisor. She was told by our parole officer
that she could not be on prison on the prison campus, but never told
not to contact me. Okay. A few days later, she shows up
at my house, tells me she followed me home and that we needed to
get married. She was given a warning by the parole officer. She was
given a warning by a parole officer, but very clearly, but very little
could be done legally because she had not broken any laws. Now this is
a scary thing because I I, here's the order of protection. Well,
okay. Over the next few months, she sent me love letters, popped
up in public places my wife and I were at, emailed nude photos,
sent letters to my wife under different names, and would drive by her house
at all times of the day and night. Still she had done nothing illegal
to warrant an arrest. So I don't know. I don't know, or
even in order of protection or protections this different state by state because this is
Louising, So I don't know. I have no idea. Or did he
take advantage and hit this and he's trying to hide it from his wife's This
bitch is crazy, Yeah, that could be, because why else would you
be doing this? One night, Still, she had done nothing illegal to
warn and arrest. One night, my wife gets home from work, unlocks
the door to our house, walks in and finds the woman lying naked on
our couch holding a large knife. Luckily, my wife was able to run
across the street to the neighbor's house called the police. My stalker is now
doing another twenty two years behind bars. She also has a lifetime restraining order
to have no contact or close proximity one hundred yards with me, my wife
or my family. How fucking wild is that? That is crazy? Now,
that's somebody who I clearly had some kind of mental I don't know,
yeah, infatuation. Well, I mean Eddie better part of the reason Pearl
Jam stopped doing videos in the nineties after Jeremy. They tried to make it
about the music, but then we found out that Eddie Vedder had a stalker
who said he impregnated her and called him Jesus, thought he was Jesus,
and that he had raped her and pregnated her, and she actually crashed into
his house with her car at one point. And every so every time so
in the nineties, every time like like like he was really like depressed.
He didn't eve want The band almost broke up after the third record and they
he didn't want to come out of the house and go on tour. Nothing
like he because he's like, this is not fame, and like he was
with his his then first wife at the time, and they're trying to like,
you know, build a life together Stocker and he's all of a sudden
he's got this stalker coming over to that. In fact, he wrote a
song about it. It's a minute long called Luken. It explains like all
the stalking that went on later on though he kind of like became famous for
I don't want the attention, but I'll take it. But at the time,
like he he he would tell CBS, because police do, we're gonna
be a letterman tonight, please don't promote the appearance. Really, yeah,
because that's this chick. Was that nuts? You know? Our showing up
on letters? Yeah? Sure, I mean how weird? Right? Yeah?
I mean that that's really strange because I don't know, I don't know
if I know anybody who had a stalker, like even just anybody like I
wouldn't be surprised if local news people had stalkers. Do you see them on
TV? Oh? Yeah, especially an attracted well Cleves Faharts had the same
stockers since nineteen fifty eight. Berkeley I'm Canadian too, didn't Kano have a
stalker. Uh, just to call the radio station. You know, you
know a stalker. This is real, This is real. Scott's Posanno,
Scott's span really had was a is a top forty DJ morning guy in our
city for years and years. I had worked with Spizanno. Uh. They
hired her at the radio station, not knowing she was his stalker, not
knowing it. She had no. I think she got hired for sales or
something. She got she's all the part of but she she Uh, yeah,
they hired his stalker. How fucked up is that? And it was
like they did no and once they figured it out, boom, she was
out. I think they got I don't. I think they might have had
police cover to scuore out of the building. I have to find out.
That was like going back probably years. Yeah, it was twenty five years
ago. I met this girl on Tinder. We agreed to go out.
We went out. She was very nice, we got along. Well do
you ever do Tinder? Yes, you did, but you dated people off
dated? Yes, all right, me and anybody that was nutty. They're
all nutty. No, not really no, probably okay, all right,
no, all right, So that's why I'm thinking, like I hesitate to
even tell these stories. They're interesting to me, but I don't. It's
like, I think it's got to be pretty rare. I did meet a
couple of catfishers, but I did not meet anybody who was like stalking me.
Okay. At the end of the date, she mentions that she was
in a psychiatric hospital for a whole year and how I wouldn't have liked her
back then. Okay, yeah, yeah, I could see the whole thing.
Mike, Dampa. If you heard that from if you were on a
date and then that comes out, swipe left. Okay, didn't think much
of it. This person writes, as I get people, as I get
it that people go through times. Then by the time I got home,
she had already messaged me, why aren't Why aren't you registered to vote?
That's awesome civic duties? Out of a bit, I got it. Are
you registered for selective Service? So to look up if someone is registered to
vote in the country I live in. I don't know where this person's from.
This was on Reddit. You need the following first, middle and last
name, date of birth, and address. I'm assuming this would even be
here in the United states she'd probably need a situation, but they say the
country I live in. Somehow she had all that. I was confused as
I wasn't carrying any sort of identification on the day we went out. Even
if you were, who's gonna let me see your license to make sure it's
you? I mean, I don't know. Well, maybe when you're walking
in, you got the bouncer looking at your stuff. Yeah, and she's,
oh, that's as well. That could be. But he says he
wasn't carrying anything. Bar he said at the bar, same thing. Yeah,
so but he's saying he didn't carry anything, So I don't know.
So I asked her, how did you find that out? She said,
quote, don't worry, I've got my sources. Just making sure you don't
stuff me around cow she said, Uh. I became distant, which was
the wrong thing to do, as I would get around fifty messages a day.
Why are you ignoring? You want to be stiffed around? Why are
you ignoring me? You're very rude. Hope you have a horrible day.
Then it switches to I'm sorry for being a lot to handle. You need
to put effort for this to work. I see us having a future.
That's a bipolar chick right there all day long. Yeah, all day And
here's the thing that's that said, and that may be why she wound up
in the psychiatric The thing with like mental illness and stuff. And I I
always feel a little bit bad is you can't I can look at somebody and
see they have cancer, right Usually there's a physical manifestation of the disease.
Or I can tell somebody who's got a limb. There are certain things we
can tell you got a fever, you got, but I can't tell with
mental illness, and so you pure normal. And then it's like, well
it could take it could take, like can But at the same time,
I want to names when I had a relationship with in my life that like
it took me months to find out that this person needed help. She was
getting it from seven or other guys patting the two balls police. So but
I would say, like, also, just you, if you're sick,
we send you home. Yes, okay, well if you're mentally ill,
we kind of can't. But at the same time, no one should have
to put up with your shit. And this is clearly, as Kevin pointed
out, bipolar or something and it's not fair to anybody else. So you
got to get help, but you don't know you need help. So I
don't know how you talk to someone into getting help. I mean this sounds
like you know that song stand by Eminem where he keeps getting letters from obsessed
fan and he's reading the letter over and over again, you know, And
then it became a phrase where like, you know, I stand out for
Josh Allen, like I'm Josh Allen stan right, But that is like a
creepy thing. He was a true story. We had the guy ends up
like whacking his family and stuff because Eminem didn't respond to him. I mean,
it's like, yeah, there's some crazy people. At this time,
I was attending Universe and she didn't. She texted me one day Nadian.
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Once you say university, and I'm thinking Canadian
too, because there's an ou r at the end of rumor. No texting
me one day? What time is your lunch break? I'm here and I
got you food. I ignored the message and went to lunch with my classmate
who was a female, and then I get a long text message, how
I'm you don't like poutine? I'm a cheating piece of shit. I deserve
to die, and I hope my new home makes me happy. And then
she starts posting about me cheating on her social media. I block her.
I blocked her off everything and deactivated my social media for a while till it
blows over. Haven't heard from her, sense, But that's shit scary.
And the thing is like again going back to the Louisiana guy, somebody from
manslaughter. Yeah, they're walking an edge there. You did time for manchlaw,
and you know that he hasn't heard from her in a while, but
she's still watching well somewhere every once in a while. That's a scary thing.
And then I think nowadays you can do a lot of cyber stalking on
people. I mean, how many how many of us haven't at some point
looked up an old girlfriend, an old friend and old somebody, right of
course I know, no, no, no, all right. One last
one actually had somebody when I started dating Beth that I used to date.
Hey, you're probably watching It was a Sunday, you're probably watching football right
now. I want to check in and say hello. I didn't respond,
and she's like, okay, I get it now. All right, take
care. I'm like, yeah, I'm with somebody now. Sorry that was
the extent of it. Yeah, I usually ignore things myself. I don't
know engaged, I didn't, I didn't respond. It was me Dan.
A few years ago, I met a guy at my local gym. I
am gay and open about it, says the writer of the reddit. Hey,
when asked, by the way, I'm gaying open about it. When
asked by the way, but not flamboyant or on your faces okay, wrote
they wrote on your face it should be in your face, but it says
you're on your face. Well that too. This Muslim guy in his fifties,
the reddit writer writes, kept asking very personal questions about me when we
first met, wondering if I was married, or where do I live,
et cetera. Wait, can you be Muslim and gay? I don't know
the answer to that, America, Yes, okay, yeah, probably all
right. I didn't take it as malicious at first, but he followed me
home, and for over four weeks he kept coming to my house, knocking
on my door and asking me if he could fuck me almost every day.
Wow, okay, on the prayer rug. This is uh from Reddit.
I stopped answering the door after a while, and and he somehow found my
phone number and kept texting me loads of sexual message in the pictures of his
dick. I threatened to get a restraining order and he stopped coming and texting,
but later on I also told him he needs to get that looked at.
Later on I discovered that he was a bus driver and was doing a
route that passes in front of my house just to see what I was doing.
It's been eighteen months since and I have not seen or heard from him.
But at this point, if all this starts again, I will not
hesitate to get a restraining order, even tell his family about it. It's
been eighteen months. It sounds like he misses him well, but hurt from
me. No, But why put that in Well, it's a Reddit post.
I think you put it in there because you're going to see it.
Well, yes, but I also think to your point that you said,
they're still watching from Afar, you know, And so even though it's been
eighteen months of quiet, I have no idea. I have no idea telescope
you want to weird thing. So there's some still in LA that are having
a lot of robberies. And there was a I think it was a ring
of from Columbia that were placing cameras in these high end outside of high end
homes. And so what they could do is they could see if you left
a key, if you had the hidden rock, or if you had a
keypad, they could get your number and they could go in and rob you.
So they had hidden cameras like in the plants, and so they're telling
people in this you know in parts of La look out for the It's like
every everything that's meant for good, it can also go evil, right,
you can turn to do there? Yeah, I mean like when you go
to a gas station. Right, they used to put these old clips on
where you put your credit cards so they could scan your information. Then people
got smart about it at Costco would have their attendant once an hour run their
fingers through and make sure. So then these guys got smarter and made actual
like they look like, well, okay, when we were talking to that
one woman about penis extenders, this is basically what it was for. Like
the credit card machine, and it looked like it fit perfect. Leona,
scan your information and you you pay for your your gas. But what there
was a covering that has stole your information? Yeah, yeah, what's going
on for with skimmers? Yes, they're skimmers. They were, they were
doing that for a while. I don't even I like the tap better and
I always use in my phone. But some places don't have the tap.
Someplace don't have the tap, and some places actually like we'll take your card
and they have to do it themselves, which is like so far behind the
times. Yeah it is. Well, I don't know. The pterodactyls still
a special today. But you're not skimmed. You're not skimmed. That is
true. You are not skimmed. So should I worry about this? Should
I talk to Chief Barnes? I think indirectly, Yes, we do it.
We do it on the show. Okay. I'm just I want this
person to reach out and come to the party, I really do. I
don't think this person wants to be known. And I don't know. I
thought it thinking it's a joke. I keep thinking it's someone playing a joke
on me, Like, honest to god, I'm gonna find out that it's
your wife writing me. You're telling her what to write. But it's a
female handwriting. That's what I'm how I'm not that funny creative or it's Beth
Beth has big lie. I don't know. I'm just saying like you would
bust me, Like we used to do that with Tommy. Remember we there
was a time on the road. Yeah, yeah we did. We did.
We gave out his phone number, but we put it with a Google
number, then went right to his phone and said free treadmill, because he
was talking about giving away his treadmill. And he goes all of a sudden,
he's getting like a flood of calls for people to come look at his
treadmill. And he didn't know what to do. But it was a Google
number that took right to his numbers, so we weren't really giving out his
number. But I go, all right, I could see, is this
somebody playing a prank and see how far it could go? Didn't we try
out fifty shades of bulat with him too? Probably? I don't, I
don't. I don't remember. Have Barnes bringing the fingerprint dust, Oh,
and do the and do it on the I mean mine's gonna be on there,
is gonna be on there. Yeah, it's true, Mine'll be on
there. All right. Well, we'll take a moment. Aging is different
for everybody, but people are feeling much older than they are. We'll see.
If that everybody here concurs with that, we'll see, We'll get We'll
get to that next. But first comedy at the Carlson has had some great
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Shakes. I'll be watching you. You know it's funny puff Daddy covered the
song I know he did? Was he telling us? Step off. I
swear to God. I swear to God. Every human being tells them themselves.
I swear. I don't know if it's because we've all grown up in
a primarily Christian society where we feel like, I mean, some religions,
have you confess, right, you have to go and don't tell me these
priests and go and beat off. So some of these stories later on that
they heard they had to them anyway, that aside, I'm just saying,
like all the things we do, we get this guilt and remorse, and
society tells us we have to ask for forgiveness, seek forgiveness, get it
off your chest, tell it right, that stuff, and there are certain
things you just can't fucking say. You just can't. And I swear to
you everybody tells on themselves in some way. If you go back through,
you go. Now, maybe it's connecting the dots later on, Maybe we're
reading too much into it. That's possible, but I think that more often
than not, the human psyche kind of leaks out. I don't want to
be doing this, I don't like that I'm doing this, and so they
tell I don't know, I agree with you. It's a weird how much
Senator Bob Packwood remember heat in the nineties, he got in trouble for like
these journals that he was writing about like having affairs and you know, trying
to sleep with like white house pages, female pages and assistants and stuff,
like you wrote it all down. So yeah, look up Packwood diaries.
That's great. Yeah, look look about and I said that in fiction.
Yeah, like Congress needed to with the diaries, and Bob Packwood will recovered
today. It's amazing, like he basically told on himself. Oh yeah,
she was great. Oh we did sleep with these girls apparently. Yeah.
Uh huh yeah, page gets poked in the page. We're gonna call police
information. Uh, Director Deputy Hurley from the concerned about our senator not being
able to make cheeseburgers. Billy, that was disturbing. We grow Hamburger out
there. Oh that was post thing. Uh. Deputy Hurley has agreed to
come on real quick. Hello, Deputy Hurley. I'm well, we were
just saying we haven't talked to you in a while. Yeah, I was
starting to feel left out. Yeah, well, you know you haven't pulled
us over in a while either, so we're feeling the same way. I
like it that way. No, no, just choke it. That was
not me. So I we were talking about stalkers and I had been getting
some letters from like a fan. Somebody would write me these handwritten letters.
First they were showing up where I live to of them, and then nothing
for a while, and then one showed up at the studio and in it
referenced the fact that they were writing me at the studio because I seemed so
uncomfortable with them writing me at my house. And then somebody was catching up
on Someone was catching up on the podcast and they heard that episode and today
wrote me saying you should really talk to police, and I go, it
feels like an overreach and overreaction. It's just somebody who I even think,
I swear to God, it's somebody telling their wife what to right, and
they're playing a joke on me just to see where it would go. But
then we started looking up on Reddit different things where men have been stocked,
and man, there were some creepy stories like this. One guy was teaching
a ged class in a prison to people who had one year left. And
there was a woman who was doing eleven years, she had only one year
left. She had done eleven for manslaughter and when she got out, eventually
she just you know, followed in places. There was nothing arrestable that they
could until she got into his house was laying naked on the couch and holding
a giant knife. The crazy part of that story was that he said that
she was an older woman. How long did she go through life without her
ged I don't know. Quite a while apparently, but so much to process
there there is now I think I have all three letters, but is this
something I should I should talk because this person is saying, at least start
a file with the police. And that's why I'm just on an information seeking
thing, and I thought it might be interesting for other people because in the
day and age of social media, you know, they could be in the
situation that's similar. Well, that was gonna be my first comment. Right
in the days of social media and the world we live in now, the
fact that you're getting admiring letters is probably a good thing, right, the
usual comments that people get. Sure. The second part of that is,
you know, anytime you Google or look stuff up, it's like web md,
right, it's always going to give you the worst case scenario. I've
got a red mark on my foot and it turns out to be age.
Yes, yeah, I've got age like eight times now cancer twice ain't a
leakage? What diet? I guess professionally. It starts with your emotional status.
Are you worried? Are you afraid? No, I'm really not.
I'm really not. It's the letter, right, Like what's in the letter
is the letter? No, it's creepy a little, I would say,
borders on creepy. Maybe you know, saying that I'd love to have sex
with you. I could see us sitting out on your deck having cheese and
crackers. Like the fact that I don't think I've ever talked this this part
did freak me out a little bit. In the last letter, it did
say sitting out on your deck having cheese and crackers and wine. You've talked
about drinking on your deck, drinking on my deck. I don't think I've
ever said I've had cheese crackers. You have mentioned cheese and crackers all the
time. You used to used to get fat when you before we came here,
you were like, I gotta stay here and work because I go home.
I'm going to eat the cheesish because I have sat out on my deck,
and I've had cheese and crackers in glass of wine, and and it
would be weird if that person was just like doing a little circum by.
It would freak me out. But I don't know, And no, I
haven't felt threatened at all. And I thought it was overreaction. But I
did think, you know, as as this person pointed out starting a fly
with the police, I thought maybe there'd be something there for somebody else at
my point, being a listener, that's all. So I I was gonna
say, what do you do? Do you call the police? You almost
sound I don't know if you sound crazy or overreact. I would be afraid
that I would be overreactive. But when should somebody maybe alert the police.
Hey, I've been getting a lot of this, or someone left a known
on my car. They were hit me on social media. Now they know
what I drive, They've they've left the known. I bet it's when you
feel uncomfortable, Okay, exactly, That's exactly what that is. And this
is the problem people. We justify everything, We rationalize it, right,
Like we go back to that I got a lump on my leg, that's
probably nothing. And then when it's there for six months. You know,
you got to get that stuff checked out. So same thing here. If
you're's the point where you're questioning, it doesn't hurt to call call Mine one
one. An officer will come out, they'll talk with you, they'll review
the letters. They may see something you don't see, but we do.
People do this all the time. I don't want to call Mine one one.
I don't want to bother you. It's not bother That's what we're here
for. And worst case scenario, there's a couple of things we can do,
and we can read the letters with you. We can give you some
advice on things that you should do right. It gives us an idea of
what's going on. There's internal reports that we can write just as a hey,
this seems a little weird. There's nothing criminal right now, but just
in case. Right there's for us with our special attentions where you can we
can have your address, and when we're not write in report or when we're
not answering the radio and going to emergencies, will swing by, drive by,
just check on your house, make sure there's no car is just sitting
in your street, watching your house, or watching you eat cheese on your
deck. I would love for him to read the letters and just start laughing
his ass off. Yearly read the letters and I know this chick who's got
the heart over the eyes over the eyes. The nice part about when call
nine one one is we come to you and it's in private. We can
discuss this without having to do it on air like we're doing right now.
But there are options, right, But again it's don't wait too long,
right. You don't want to come home and have that person laying on the
couch with the knife. That's not what you want. But again it also
could be harmless, but without reading the letters and knowing all of the situation.
But that's something that officers and deputies are going to get into it more
with you. Has there been anybody recently that you've noticed following you? Is
there you know, anybody knew? Like what? What? There's so many
questions. The first soccer someone who writes in the letter, I am not
a stalker your first always Yeah, I mean it's a clue, but so
but it's you know, you got to remember that this could be There's different
generations, right, and there's people who this is what they do. They
write letters, and this is how they express things. I mean, the
going straight to romance and physical romance is a little bit much. Maybe somebody
over there's a stamp, there's an actual physically written letter and an envelope.
Yeah, yeah, and anybody under he doesn't even know what those are.
So the point at the point is this is this automatically someone who's going to
try to kill you know, but it does go a little far. I
would think, you know, and you being you, maybe it is one
of your buddies messing with you. Yeah, but why do you keep looking
at the time. You're a guy that I would say, and I don't
know one who's gonna say, let's call Hurley and get Kevin. Here's here's
the first thing I would do. I would take a piece of paper,
have everybody in the studio start to write a phrase from the letter, and
then make them write it with their left hand and see what it looks like.
Oh wow, look at this. Yeah, I don't think that that
looks like a four year olds can't write like this. They can't. There's
no way. I know, I have no training in this, but these
house AFEs can't write its neatly. There's no way, but that it's an
interesting thing just in the day and age of social media, because I would
always feel like, I don't want to burden the police. This would be
an overreach. What's the big deal. I don't feel threatened. There's a
little bit of flattery there. And the person had backed off after two letters,
and then all of a sudden, the third one just popped up randomly,
And I'm sure has been listening to the podcast and it has a little
freaked out that I maybe even talked about it. I don't know, you
writing letters to yourself and trying to put it on us if you win all
fight club on yourself for the show, ideas for the show, what would
I do lately. That's the other side of this though, right is now
that you're talking about it on the air. Yeah, this could encourage,
right that someone is speaking. Yes, I think copycat stocker. It could
be well, yeah, that's great. Now I'm going to get more email.
That's awesome, that's exactly what you need. Well, anyway, I
think good information to know about Defie Hurley up. When is the best time
for Bill to get a pistol permit? Eighteen months ago? Yeah? Okay,
sure, he would be like Plexico burs and shoot himself. That would
be exactly what probably would happen. You shoot right in the gun. Off.
Are you ready for summer? Are the Monroe County sheriffs all ready for
summer? Because it officially begins tomorrow, I believe, And it looks like
things have been a little whild already. Yeah. It's uh, it's interesting.
Every time it gets warmer, people start coming out. Uh. Crime
rates seemed to go up a little bit. People are more out about This
is a perfect opportunity to remind people. Lock everything. Lock your cars,
lock your house, triple check. You know, every night, every night
before you go to bed, just make sure the cars are locked. Because
it's just it's a crime of opportunity. You have people just walking through neighborhoods.
We see them on the ring cameras and everything else, just trying door
knobs and if there's a door that opens, they're going through the car.
And you'd be amazed with people still leaving their cars. Don't leave any valuables
in your cars, bring everything inside, make sure everything is locked. Oh
gosh, what I when we worked at High Falls, Billy, I used
to leave my truck on lock because there's nothing to take. I used to
find stuff in it like people used to as a toilet seat. Moved on.
When's the fight at sea breeze in the beach this year? I don't
so anybody. I don't have to worry about it at all. They don't
have to worry about that. They don't have to worry about the bus driver
they had a bb gun bull bottom and shot in the head or whatever was
going on. No, it's it is weird, like all of a sudden,
people just start coming out and I think the heat makes them a little
crazy. Absolutely, he definitely has an effect on people. But warm weather
brings more people outside, more people on bikes, more people on motorcycles.
We had a motorcycle crash this afternoon in Penfield. Just you know, again,
be observant, look around, whether you're the motorcyclist, you know,
make sure you're extra cautious. And then if you're just in a car,
your truck, whatever, be extra cautious because there's bicycles and motorcycles out there.
Remember to give bicycles at least three feet a leeway carry ray law.
You have to move over. You can't crowd bicycles, so that's the kind
of stuff that we're going to deal with more and more because more people are
out. So get out, enjoy everything, but behave be careful, just
behavior yourself. You know what I did see a story and this is interesting
out of La where they've found a crime ring that was putting cameras, hiding
them in like bushes or trying to camouflage them in some way, and taping
people as they were going in and out of their homes. Nicer neighborhoods.
So the security system if there was a code or or if there was a
key that was someplace strategically put. They were getting into the houses by using
technology and going back and watching the tapes. Just look for miss little camera.
I don't know anything like that happen around here that you've heard of,
No, but thanks for putting it was just what we what we do see
those you know the skimmers, right, we've we've done stories on this before
with the credit card skimmers of the gas pumps. And it's the stores and
they use pin cameras right on your ATM and they're the tiny little cameras you
can't even see them. They put them in the molding and it looks just
like a regular ATM and they're looking at your pin. So if you're the
only person there, no matter what, just cover your pin, you know,
for people who still use ATMs, the gas station, all that stuff,
just cover it. Don't let people see it. Don't let the pin
camera see it if there is one. Just always be cautious. Man,
I am. I'm like so oblivious to all this stuff. I remember hearing
about you should always take a different route to work in case somebody's fine,
Like I went the same route. I got to see, like I am
the perfect person to be. It's muscle memory, right. We're always thinking,
and especially people are. Yeah, and you and I worked together,
right. You used to take the inn loop right to the right to the
radio station. One day they closed up the inter loop. You're like,
shut up a bit, Yeah, to pick me up. You're like,
what the hell? You're like, swear that he tell you they fill in
the interloop. I forgot to go around that. There was a muscle memory.
Yeah, there's problems in life. Almost five o'clock in the morning,
Danny is three three whatever. Yes, I always tell people is one of
the one of the craziest things that we do in this job is direct traffic.
Like God forbid, there's an accident somewhere and you have to shut down
a road and tell people they can't go the way they always go. It's
it's incredible how upset people get when there's power lines down or there's a bad
injury and you're you're trying to save someone's life, but people don't care that
I get out of my way and this is the only way I know how
to get home, right, and they're very upset. And by the way,
now you've got GPS, let it direct you. You can find anything
anywhere and it'll talk to you, not gonna keep telling you to make a
you tube the where you're supposed to go. Well, I think you can
hit alternate roots on there, so do that, deputy hurly. It's it's
nice to hear your voice again. We'll have to have you in studio and
show you the letters. Put yourself in for an hour over ten tonight.
Baxter said, Wait, Baxter's birthdays, Oh how I missed two hours?
Then all right, I gotta I go. I will send them a text
a happy birthday. Thank you for the reminder, absolutely all right, thank
you to bye bye there it goes Deputy Hurley. I don't I feel stupid
like going, hey, read this, they feel threatened, because I really
don't feel threatened. Uh, aging is different for everybody. I thought of
you, Danny on this one. Well, because uh, it's funny you
mentioned that, because why well, depit you early mentioned going to WebMD,
like you find that you have like eighteen different diseases. I found out that
I was getting cheetah chia Seedschius seeds are healthier for you, right in flax
seed, healthy fats. They're good for you. All of a sudden,
like I started getting groin pain, like I thought I had testiculate cancer.
I thought I had a hernia. And then after I I realized I did
more homework after a couple of weeks, Like, why do my nuts hurt
so bad? It was the chius seeds. I stopped taking the gis seed
to the pain, went away packing them away for winter. Yeah, but
how did they end up that there? Blue ball? Yeah. A new
study has found that the average American over forty five over forty five average American
over forty five, how much older do you think they actually feel? They
feel older than forty five? Oh, I can tell you because I got
a pretty accurate account. What is it? What's your what is fifty nine?
My metabolism is that of a fifty nine years Okay, I feel about
forty eight and a half and I'm forty seven, all right, so this
is twelve years old. I feel twenty two, twelve years old. Okay.
So the biggest reason is joint pain, which would be inflammation from sugars,
fats, that sort of stuff. And I get it because I started
thinking, I go, and then they did it by generation gen X feels
ten years older than they actually are. I've never given it any thought.
I have a hip pain problem, but I just I stretch out. I
figure I got to lose a little weight. I just I can't really run
as I like I used to. So sometimes I'll run, sometimes I'll walk.
There's ankle pain, but I go sometimes. Don't you feel like I
don't know why. I never think of myself as getting I know I'm getting
older, No I'm and I'm not naive to the fact that I'm getting older
and I'm not. I certainly wouldn't try to put myself in situations, but
I just go to me movements. The key Jesus Christ. I just watched
guys who were did Heroin and had a blood transfusion years ago. They're eighty
and eighty one, and they just did a tour fifteen minute show and they're
going to do it again next weekend. We were just talking about this at
work. We're talking about you know, my coworker was talking about I had
two softball games last night, and I was talking about how I realized when
I was just too old, I stopped playing hockey. Yeah. I couldn't
deal with the young kids coming out swinging. I'm like, I gotta go
to work tomorrow. I don't even swinging sticks get me in the back of
the leg, and why the fight? And I'm told for that shit In
a men's league, yeah yeah, they get taken it. So I stopped
playing Hotey men's too. I always played. They're the worst. All the
rules are just ridiculous. But yeah, I mean, well, remember like
last week when I screwed up the Cheers thing that they showed The picture on
People Magazine ended up being like the ages they were when Cheers ended. But
everybody thought that they were older and they weren't. They were in their thirties.
Normal was the only one who was over forty. But the point is
is that you know our generation, like you're older right now that Wolford Brimley
Billy was when he when he filmed Cocoon. Yes, okay, so I
mean like it's our generation actually, like was trained to be younger longer,
Like we had a state of arrested development. Longer we learned things like a
little further along in life, we stayed home later. I really believe that.
I think we had a state of delayed adulthood. I don't. It
couldick that as part of it. That maybe, But here's the thing.
I'm four six years away from being fifty. Okay, that freaks me out.
Well, I'm I'm I'm close to being seven years I've been sixty exactly
so, but I'm going I don't feel old. I still do everything I've
ever done since I was young. I'm still doing I mean I'm not I'm
not on the radio, but I'm doing what I always did. Nothing's really
changed, for good or bad, I can't say. So. I think
to myself, I go, all right, besides health shit, besides,
you're gonna do this diet, right, Yes, you think you're today's day
one. If you stick to it, and then it's not an easy one
to stick to, but once you sort of get in a rhythm. I'm
one of these people that you see results in it. It's encouraging and it's
motivating. I know people who tried it and couldn't do it really, yes,
and I'm not I know quite a few yes, three or four people
I know that that did it and then half asked it because they just couldn't
really do it. Well. I know one guy who like went right back
to ballooning. Well, so it doesn't it doesn't matter. But on the
point being that, besides health no, whether or not he's going to be
able to stick to it, I think he'll stick to it. I think
he'll stick to it because he's also has somebody doing it with him, and
these other people I'm not so sure they did. I give him three weeks.
Besides besides health ship, I was going, what makes you feel younger?
Like when do you feel younger? And I thought of you, I
go, you got to get back in the band, because I think that's
where you do you find. So our friend Randy Flucker posted something on Facebook.
My wife yes to me, Yes, and then our friend Kevin here
like ripped me to shreds in the comment section. But I know you,
I know you were but like, and it felt good to have somebody like
acknowledge the fact that I posted the city of you singing with Stephanie Jamin.
I didn't see that people loved it, did they really? Yeah, people
loved it. So I'm going it does make me feel young. It does
make me feel yes, it does. But for me, the nineties never
really stopped. I'm not joking. No, the early nineties, I can't
get that. I mean, I swear to God for you and me,
it's drinking on a Friday night. You've been Saturday or Saturday or why point
on a Saturday. But my point is that it's what you've You've kind of
done that for a long time college. It made you feel young, It
reminds you you're still alive. It feels good every weekend since I was eighteen.
Okay, so there you go. When I started feeling back pain,
I learned how to do a certain exercise and the back pain is gone,
and I feel like I do in my twenties. Yes, I really do,
right, But I understand that and I get the pain and the aches
and pains. Right, I think everybody's got them. I probably have a
lot of art, right, and my elbows and things from boxing football,
I can feel at times there are pains, I can I get dumbness and
things. I don't even think about it. I don't even it, doesn't
even think. I don't think I shouldn't do this. I don't think head
I think it is. I swear to God if I feel like running.
There are times I go, I worry. I watch my mom with the
hip thing, and I can feel the hip. I actually praybe not the
running the pounding today. But boss, still go walk. I'll make sure
I'm out there hustling at a slow pay. I can't stress this enough.
Like the only things in life that have meaning to them are the meaning you
attached to them. So in other words, I think that I would say
this way, same thing. Nothing has any meaning except for the meaning you
give it. Yes, right, I just try to think about it because
I know. I know my knees are shot from hockey. I know my
my rotator cuff is jacked up, and right stuff. I never felt you
don't seem to slow down too late to facts. Yeah, but you don't
slow down. No, I mean in terms of you're running the kids.
The cantill get there one of the can stops. But like old people,
right, and I'm taking this somewhere, So just follow me on this.
It's gonna go to something. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
Okay, you may not uh old people, yeah, love them.
Family a lot of times makes them feel younger. Right. There's a woman
that I know whose mother just turned one hundred, still lives alone, still
independent, still everything family checks on her. She likes it. She gets
invigorated by the kids and the different things. I'm sure not still doing the
things that she always did. But family, sometimes they push you to stay
active. They push you to go to a doctor. They push you to
go, you know, instead of a surgery, maybe go to physical therapy.
They don't tell you, they don't make they they leave, They pull
you, they don't push you. But look at Bill Belichick, my gosh
years old, the greatest coach every just proves it he is not an idiot,
because what does a twenty four year old woman want with Bill Belichick?
Right, he's not an idiot? But then I go, but he's not
an idiot, right, because there's a twenty four year old woman that clearly
wants to spend time. From what I understand, he had eyes on every
piece of that organization. I keep reading something. Apparently they were on a
flight together to Florida and she went to Bridgewater State, which is somewhere around
Jillette Stadium, maybe twenty miles away. I thought it was Connecticut because it's
Bridgewater, Connecticut, but I don't know. The college is Bridgewater. Bridgewater
State is what they said. She is still, at twenty four, a
competitive cheerleader, but she also was a philosophy major, and so she was
working. There were some projects she was working on, and she started talking
to him. He signed her textbook You Like Full Terror, and he wrote
down, I get you an extra three dollars. He wrote book her name
is Jordan, Jordan, thanks for giving me a course on logic safe travels,
Belichick appeared to write in the book, signed February eleventh, twenty twenty
one, along with the six super Bowls, you wanted any put all the
years out of the Super Bowls? How about that? And his number k
T stay cool, but I mean make some feel good summer. They still
got it, and Belichick is, yeah, bless them. She's okay.
She had a philosophy project at the time of their first exchange and it was
called deductive logic, and I go deductive logic says this will not last.
However, well, Rob Gronkowski, I didn't even really pay attention at the
roast, and we know Brady said, Coach, you still got it because
you saw her. That's how I found out about him slinking out of the
I hadn't seen that. The video of him slinking out of her apartment.
Remember the ring doorbell, Camery comes out with his shirt off. But I
missed this, Rob joke. But Coach, you used to talk about Foxborough
High School when we sucked. But now I know why you were so obsessed
with Foxborough High School. You were scouting your new girlfriend. Okay, I
thought total joke. My joke wasn't fucked up. But that's fucked up.
You're seventy three years old. You should be trying to bang someone your own
age like Nikki. He sounds like he's got rocks in his mouth. Coach.
That's every bouncer in Buffalo. Is it really not joking? It's every
bouncer in Buffalo. But I mean dating someone who wasn't even alive when you
won your first Super Bowl, that's pretty fucking amazing. If you're Bill Belichick,
I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, this rings holder than you a
fresh perspective on your offense. Coach, she would have been two okay,
yeah, well close enough. Uh yes, yeah, then well, Brady
said the when somebody asked me, what ring is my favorite? It?
Now that I'm retired, I say the ring. I used to say the
next one. Now I say the ring doorbell camera that caught coach sneaking out.
That was his joke. Oh it's his joke. But I mean,
look at belichack right, feeling younger. You can't tell me there are days
that fat fuck gets up and he's like, oh it took me, I
swear to God. Yesterday, after going to the Stone Show with my brother,
I came we back here by two o'clock on Sunday. He caught a
flight back to Portland, Maine. I came in here, did some work,
went for a walk, did all that worked. On Monday. It
was Tuesday where I was like it like all hit me, and I go
all right, I get it, Yeah, I get it. Nap today,
did you. Oh? Absolutely, I got out of work. I'm
like, I'm done. Yeah, I don't catch a nap. I'm not
gonna make it well the heat too. Yeah. By the way, I
heard something the other day. I haven't looked into it. I haven't researched
it, but I love the idea that there is if you take a thirty
to sixty minute nap every single day it's like three days or like three days
a week, that'll actually like improve your all call you lower your all cause
mortality, It'll it'll lower your blood pressure all this other stuff. They said,
there's not even pills that could do that stuff if you just take like
a twenty to sixty minute nap every single day. So I don't remember where
I heard that. I used to do something that I and I don't even
know if this is true either. I think I saw it on TikTok,
a navy seal nap. Or you put your feet up on the wall.
I put them on on the ottoman, but yes, lay with your back
on the flevated you put your feet elevated on the couch. So I used
to do that after when I was when I was running and winning all this
stuff. In high school, they would always have you lay with your feet
up, so I knew that. So yeah, I will lay down for
fifteen or twenty minutes in that position and sometimes really go out like it's my
alarm will go off. It was like, oh God, but you feel
better within three minutes. You feel better. Yeah, I guess a good
thing to do. Three days a week. They're saying three days a week.
They said, there's not a pill that could make you feel like that,
but Danny will find that pill. I'm a special pills right now.
I had to stop taking all my supply, Yes you do, and I
had to move on to a different set of supple. Yes, yes,
they give you drops. They give you different things like get the best.
No, this isn't Himalayan sauce, is what they told Himblaian sauce. That
well salt. This shouldn't be because that was You can't that ain't Himalayan salt
because I didn't give a salt. They didn't know. You didn't buy it
in there, all right, So they have a pink salt there that you
gotta go buy because it is better and it makes everything you're gonna because you're
stripped. You're not supposed to use deodorant. Okay, maybe they've changed it,
but when I did it, there was like a special deodorant. You
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everything. So I wasn't using it. I was using a specific kind of
deodorant. I think there was a certain toothpaste. We went to, maybe
Tom's and gum anything with Stevie if if you're a gum cheer. I'm not
really a gum cheer. So so they had all that stuff. Was like
a no go deodorate everything and then you were doing the drops and the different
things. But the pink salt made everything. This was like a Hawaii I
can't find it anywhere except through them, and it was like some kind of
Hawaiian salt that is part of Himalay And you're right, because I always use
Himalayan saal, but this it wasn't as coarse. It was fine. You
put that shit blueberries almonds and that was like eating ice cream. That salt
was the best. I put it on everything every fuck today. Yeah,
well, you put it in your water and stuff. It's good for you
because your cells aren't going to get that anyway, and everybody will tell you
that. But this salt that they sold, I can't find it. It
was fucking amazing pink salt. They called it pink salt, that's all they
said. And it wasn't it because it's not like the Himalay and you're buying
at any other store. Okay, yeah, just see if they have it.
Text the last find out a bottle for Bill grab a. Bob wants,
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fuck kiss all right, what would you do in this scenario? Listen to
what this lady's story is. She unfolds this on TikTok and I have a
couple of thoughts on the back end when we hear what actually went down.
But this is interesting. So today on my flight from Atlanta to Denver,
there was about an hour left in the flight, and the kid in the
seat in front of me turned around and went like that with spit flying all
over my face in my husband's arm. So I get it, Like traveling
with kids can be hard, right. This kid was like three or four,
four or five whatever, old enough to understand that you don't do that.
So I was kind of shocked, and the parents reacted and told her
not to and then it just became a thing, and she again fought against
them, turned around in the seat and spit on us again. This time
I put my hand up just to block the spit for me, and her
parents kind of like grabbed her and had her sit down bell. She fought.
It was her mom on one side and her dad on the other.
She was the only child. She was in the middle seat. She fought
them trying to turn around and spit us some more, and she did.
She turned around and a third time. Now, when I say spit,
I mean she was, but spit was going everywhere. Right, how would
you reacted? I need to know what you guys were done before I tell
you what we did. I need to know what you would have done.
She adds a little bit more. Another thing that I probably could have mentioned,
just for fun, is that both of her parents were wearing a mask
she obviously was not, and they clearly had no control. Two adults could
not control a four year old child anyway. Now, go ahead and tell
me what you would have done. All right, Okay, the first thing
I wouldn't have done was make a video about it. That's just such a
narcissism. Well, but I'm glad you've presented the scenario, so now we
can discuss it. Well. I presented for a couple of reasons. I
like you now think that everybody wants to be get attention for whatever they do.
I have a story for you, yes, And it used to be,
well, it used to be a subscribe a story for you, Like
Beth would come home and go, oh my god, yeah, Donna and
her husband went on a trip and this kid spit all over them. Blah
blah. It's a three or four year old kid, right, Yeah,
Having had three or four year old kids, having had three or four year
old kids, once they get attention doing something, they're gonna keep doing it
because they think it's funny. You're not. I don't think I don't think
they're Yeah, I don't think there. It's registering exactly, and maybe somebody
did that to the kid and it actually it's vibrating. It's funny. It's
a funny sound. They're kids, the parent. Yeah, I mean,
I think if I saw that happen, it was my kid. I'm putting
them on my lap and I'm kind of crossing like this, and I'm finding
any other thing to distract them. I used to try to. The guys
would go like, you sometimes have to go to Wegman's so you got everybody.
I did not fight the kid when they wanted to sit on top.
We would get that big giant painting the ass. I don't know if Wegman
still has it or not. With the car in the front. Yeah,
it's the car, the whole thing. Jackson would sit on the roof,
and you know, you're supposed to have buckled in his stuff. And after
a while I just go because some ladies like you should have him buckled in,
and I'm like, eh, it's a parade float. He's just he's
just waiting. But here's my thing. He's not spitting on you, he's
not yelling and screaming, he's not doing anything. Jordan would get feisty.
I could distract Jordan. Let's look for the letter B. Let's look for
the color red. We would go up and down, we would see it,
and then Jackson would find us and he'd want to join it. And
so you distracted the kids. That's what you did to keep them quiet.
But it also made it fun for them, because do you think they want
to be cooped up in a fucking plane or in an aisle of No.
No, no, Now, I get it, though. You can't have
the kids spitting on you three times that I know you handle it after one
right hand the parents do. Yes, that's the thing. Okay, didn't
happen, she's saying, And again that's on the parents. Then yeah,
what's that? That's on the parents? I agree, absolutely, I agree
absolutely. Here's the other thing, though, when you hear this other part
of the story, and then I have to to tell you what this woman
looks like and give you the whole thing. But we need to play.
She has a five minute video response to this. I know she looks like
a Karen. She doesn't look like a Karen. That's the interesting thing.
I know what you're saying, she doesn't. And maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm
wrong, but she doesn't. She's a blonde woman who looks to be I'm
gonna I'm gonna say, did she have a Stanley cup? She's got it
looks like she's in her late thirties. She had what looked like a sleeve
tattoo, a nose piercing but made up, attractive, attractive woman right,
seemed to be in decent shape, millennial Karen. But that okay, so
that's what I'm saying. But wait, do you hear what said on this
thing that it just doesn't add up to me? But then I have an
answer. So honestly, the comments on this post were crazy, the number
of people who said they wouldn't do anything, or it's just a child,
or I would give her krans or a toy or something like yes, you
don't understand how out of control she was. There was no talking to her.
She was fighting to get over the seat, and as soon as she
got over the seat, she was spitting like there was no I'm not negotiating
with a child that well, I get that, not negotiating with negotiating with
young terrorists, but I would I would talk. I'll bring a color book
in cran just for random Now you shouldn't. It's kind of creepy, a
warning, crappy behavior too, this spitting in my face. I'm not doing
it. And then thankfully some other people were like, yeah, hell no,
I'm not dealing with that, because at first I was like, is
everybody seriously gentle parenting these days? Because I'm not about it, not about
it, not if you're spitting in my face. I have children. My
children would never have done that. And then yes, I considered the fact
that they that maybe the child is special needs. Okay, there's something that
has nothing to do with what she's talking about that jumps out to me,
and I can't. I can't notice it. Obviously. Some sometimes that's obvious
and sometimes that is not. It was not obvious to me, But that
doesn't mean that that's not the case. So I think that if that is
the case and you're the parent, then you need to have some sort of
plan, right. So I don't know what that is, whether that's you
sit in the last row on the plane so that your kid can't go to
the people. I think I know what it is. This woman doesn't have
kids herself. Oh no, no, she already said, yeah, she
said that at the beginning, my kids would never do and she did say
it is here too, that's okay, pay attention to sorry behind them,
whether that's you bring a car seat and strap them in, whether that's you
talk to your doctor about helping them have some medication so they can sleep on
the plane. I don't know what that is, but whatever it is,
well, a lot of people will give a kid benadryl to help them sleep
or if there's anxiety there is you'll even hear pediatricy. Yeah, yeah,
Benadryl is one I've heard trying to tie exactly it works on the plane,
It works, sudden, we can. The answer is never that they are
just allowed to spit in somebody else's face. So what did we do?
Well? My husband lost a school the very first time that she did it.
We both were just so shocked, and the parents acted like they cared,
but I'm not really sure that they did because it then wouldn't have happened
a second and a third time right there, and then there was other people
that comments are like, what they didn't what they didn't care? Oh,
clearly they didn't give it yet. Yeah, yeah, which is surprising to
me because I would be mortified, like I really would if my kid was
interfering with somebody, like making them un Now, I'm nervous release the parents
were trying. If I was trying to not have my kids spit in your
face, I promise you it would not happen more than once. So I
don't know how it got off to a second and a third time, but
after the third time, my husband very sternly said to the parents, if
you don't get your kid under control, I'll do it for you. And
why don't you put a mask on her? You guys are both wearing masks.
Why doesn't she have a mask? If you you can't control her,
put a mask on her. And they didn't really do it. It was
kind of bizarre. They seem to be scrambling around a lot, but not
doing anything. Then the mom yelled back at him and said, if you
had kids, maybe you'd understand, to which my husband replied, we have
five children and six grandchildren, and I promise you not one of them would
do something like that. Yeah, okay, six grandchildren. I'm going by
just looking at her now who knows? Who knows? But this is TikTok,
and it doesn't look like a lot of filters. I'm thinking she's the
second wife. He has grandkids biologically, she's not their biology. She maybe
they may have biological children together. He's the sugar daddy. But yeah,
it could be. I don't know. Maybe. And then the flight,
she looks like somebody who's of means right, yes, came over and immediately
was like, oh, absolutely not, so went and got her mask,
said you can't do that. You need to put a mask on. You're
going to need put a mask on her. All right. She goes on
and on and on. Can you pick out the thing that was jumping out
to me that you could hear anybody? That sound? It was her swallowing.
Yeah, she swat like I've never heard it. I go, oh
my god, yeah yeah, yeah, she swallows too much. I never
thought i'd say that about it. She swallows too like everything was swallowing.
It was annoying the ship out of me. And then everybody else in the
comments who was stating maybe you could ask me moved. It was a full
flight. There was nowhere to go. Wow, there's no one who would
have wanted to trade places anyway. That everybody is the very wet mountain.
She caught what was happening and heard what was going on, so nobody would
have wanted to trade seats. All right, Anyway, she goes on.
So you and I would go to the morning show boot camp. We went
two years in a row together. First year was Nationhlle. Second year,
what child did we run into there? I did? You were on a
separate flight. I was on a flight with housemen. You had to take
a separate flight for some reason or I don't know, or you or you
were in the contract. So this Asian family, they have two kids,
right, So this is one of those row. This is one of those
seat. This is one of those planes where there's two seats in the left
column and three seats on the right. So the parents both sit to the
right with the little girl. They had the younger girl in the middle,
and then they put the seven year old boy next to me. And the
kid would not leave me alone the entire efing flight. And I had a
migraine and I'm trying to sleep and I'm trying to relax, and he keeps
nudging me and put, hey, you want to hear something cool, and
he shold me some video games. Hey, you want to check this out,
Hey, Hey, do you have a microphone. I want to talk
it to your into your iPad and your iPod. I'm like, what's not
an iPod? It's the sands. I'm broke. I mean, and he
kept bugget in the parents a hole. Yeah, very funny. I'm like,
no, this isn't funny. How about you. How about one of
the parents sits next to me, I'm the stranger, and you move your
two kids next to the window, and the mom sits on the See.
We used to always do that with the kids. They thought it was hilarious.
I'm like, no, we di the f alone. It's it's hard
when your kids starts becoming a burden. And now o'clock in the morning,
I got a migraine. Here's the thing that I don't I don't like to
them. I'm never gonna tell somebody how to parent their kid. I may
without having kids, I would love to tell you. I would. I
wouldn't tell anybody how to parent their kid because I don't know what's going on.
I'm getting like a short window of their life, right I can't.
But if the kid's spitting, I may say, hey, can you keep
her down? She's spitting all, hey, look, I have an immune
disease. No you could. I mean, I guess you could. I
would just say anyway to try to stop to keep the kid. But I'm
not going to do it on you now. I will tell you. Telling
people how to parent work out for you. On Father's Day, Dan,
it was very sad because I had nobody to talk to. Didn't your brother
yell at you? No? That was that was a couple couple of weeks
ago. You told the story about where your brother's Like, I'll handle it
with this with the kid kids. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. No, I mean, uh well, I mean
my brother and sisters, My brothers and sister rather all like complain about each
other's parenting to me, and then when I give them advice, well,
what do you know you don't have any kids? Right? Well, the
thing is like, I okay, fair enough. So we used to have
rotating parties every like Friday, Saturday. We would get together at a different
neighbor's house or three neighbors. And all of a sudden, so this new
couple gets introduced and I don't know who knew them. They were young and
they had a kid that was in one I think my oldest son's class,
who was maybe kindergarten or first grade at the time, and uh, I
think it was the guy. Well anyway, it doesn't matter. So the
kids are down to it. It's a little boy. They're downstairs in the
basement and they're playing and we had what we called a Dromimo Matt. It
was a giant, just stuffed bean bag, but a huge one that the
boys could jump off the stairs into this stuff thing because the macho man elbow
drops, so I used to call it it was the Geronimo Matt. You
can jump in. So, uh, they're downstairs and I go down there
to kind of check on them, and Jackson asks the wrestling, and this
one kid's getting pretty physical with Jackson, and I'm kind of going, don't
just stand there like, you know, pushing back. But I don't want
to. Now. I've also had a couple of cocktails, so I'm not
but I'm not interfering too much. I might go, hey, hey,
let's slow down whatever, you guys good. This puts them in a corner.
Jackson wants to put on a Spider Man mask. Okay, it's over
the hood out full over the hood full mask. It's not the like the
old chief Ship with the elastic man. This is like a fabric call it.
Well, he puts it on and it's crooking and it's wrong. And
the kid sees he can't see him and comes up and just kind of goes,
pop up, pa, pop up. So I go, well,
oh, whoa stop, and I start helping Jackson turn around. The kid
comes back again, so I go, wait till he gets the mask on.
So the kid does, so we do it. Now, we're straighten
it out. He can see through the eyeholes all and the kid does it
again, and this time I pick him up and I toss him onto the
Dronamo Matt and I go, just hang on. Well, I freaked the
kid out, like freak the fucking kid out, but I didn't think anything
of it. Kid's eyes got as big as saucers. I go, you're
not in trouble. Just wait. So I leave, I go upstairs,
finish the night. I go. Everybody leaves to go home, and uh,
every Bill passes. Hang on, No Bill doesn't pass out, but
they'll they'll pull the pretty pussy move, to be quite honest with you.
So they are the only ones that drove because everybody is across the street or
right next door. That's it. So there's the car and they're just sitting
in the driveway for a really really long time, and I'm going, oh
boy, And all of a sudden, one of the neighbors comes in and
goes, hey, did something happen with their son downstairs? And blah blah
blah, and I go, fuck, here we go. So I said,
uh, yeah, I mean the boys were wrestling and I just kind
of separated him. That was it. And she goes all right, So
she goes out and she's like, tell him now now now the hens are
getting right. So I go, fuck this, I'm going to bed.
So I shoot upstairs out of bed and next thing I know, I'm coming
down and now I'm like in a rowe and this woman's going, well,
if there was a problem, why, And she's right, why didn't you
tell me? And I go because I thought I handled it. It's boys
being boys. I didn't yell at your son. I didn't do anything I
did. I tossed him onto this mat because he kept coming at my kid
as I'm trying to help him put a mask on. I'm not saying don't
hit my kid, I'm going wait till you can see you so he can
hit you back or block it. That's all. That's all I'm saying.
But so I tossed this. It became such a fucking thing. They were
there for like forty five more minutes. It was all this explanation, why
didn't you come get us if there was a problem with the boys? Now,
I think even I think even people who shared a space with me in
that house, I think they aligned on the other side. If I recall
all of a sudden, I'm like this, I'm this monster. I'm this
monster that So that taught me right then and there. I'm not fucking telling
anybody's kid to do shit. Ever, I don't at all, Because even
if they were over at the pool, I may say, hey, man,
and I would saying them from the parents some pool rules in case anybody's
running. I don't wantnybody tripping or falling or slipping. So let's try to
keep them running minimum and let's not jump on top of each other. Other
than that, have a great time. And three days later Bill met this
kid's lawyer. But you know what I'm saying, I don't want to get
involved like that was the thing. I became such a fucking thing. My
whole the rest of my weekend was just fucking shot. It was completely shot.
And I go, I don't want to deal with this. I don't
want to tell somebody how to do their all I was doing. And I
wasn't even telling them. I didn't even go up years ago, oh boy,
your kids are real. I didn't say anything. I just figured I
handled it. It was over. Oh my god. It became the biggest
fucking thing because this kid then said I put hands on them. That's what
it was. I put hands on them, and I did. I had
just kind of tossed him off to the side a little bit gently. I
didn't like slim body Slamyboddy was like the third time. It was the third
time, and I just went, hey, buddy, I go, wait
a second over there, and then he was like and so everything everything exploded
from there, you know. And I even I remember as a kid,
I say, when we were kids, you played in the neighborhood. Yeah,
yeah, it didn't matter, Yeah, it didn't matter. Who's the
worse house. I remember the Stanley and somebody's shot a BB gun and it
went through their window or something. And they're screaming and the like. We
all scattered. But yeah, but I mean I think our parents got called.
I think, uh, my brother and another kid at a campground,
he was like five or six. They some man was on the toilet and
they were he was obviously expelling some gas, so they both stuck their head
on her strong go are you okay in there? I hear noises, and
the man got really mad and came out and he's yelling, and he came
came to our campground, going, you need to keep your My father's like
what, he goes, yeah, I'm in there, and they I think
they kept going, are you pooping? But they were like they may have
been four, Kevin may have been four years old, but it was him
and another kid. So was that what your dad was still drinking too?
Ah? Yeah he was, but I don't think to that. I don't
know. So he was cool. He just said, you know, we
had a conversation. We don't do that. There's the thing, stay out
of that bathroom. Blah blah blah. That was it right over. Now
you know somebody's kids spitting. I don't want you kids spitting. No,
I get it. I just wouldn't make a TikTok about Yeah, but people
were writing this woman going, I'm dying to know what happened. That would
have been a story about having in a couple of disease. Yeah, and
you know, wanting to share that back. But did you ever well,
I would have just punched the kid in the face. Did you ever get
in trouble like hockey? I would think you probably told a kid to shut
up or something like in your car. Ever, like if they're driving home
and the kids are acting out, you ever, they're usually pretty good man.
I remember in Little League I would get a ride home with a family
and if we got too loud, Dad would start swerving so you would bang
your head against the window. It was a little Honda Civic like in the
nineteen days. He would swerve so your head would smash against the window and
go, ah, that don'll teach you to shut up. Would say,
I've break checked the kids a couple of times. Well, anyway, I
just thought that was like, oh my god, it ruined my entire weekend.
So ever since then, I'm not telling you I get it. Well,
I guess from then on we'll I may have gone and said, hey,
listen. So and so I think there was another time your kids being
an asshole where no I can think of another incident, another incident that ruined
my time. We all a bunch of neighbors went up to another neighbor's camp
on a river. Everybody's fishing, having a good time. My their kid
one of the boys, right, One boy starts kind of getting at Jackson
a little bit, maybe poking fun out of him doing whatever, and did
something so Jackson then it gets physical. I'm not around, and I hear
he flips the kid over and the kid lands on his back and he was
crying and he was all upset. So something comes up about it, and
the mother may not have known, and I go, I guess they got
I guess this boys being boys, no big deal, and didn't talk to
us for six seven months. Wow, that would not talk because how could
we let our kid and I'm like, they were boys being boys. No
parent was around. We only found out because my kid flipped your kid onto
his back and he got all upset. I know, we could just say,
fellas, let's work it out. Cut the shit your boys rub dirting
it and let's go that's it. And instead it became this big fucking thing
to this woman's point of gentle parenting. I'm not sure that it's always the
answer. I always say the rules of the playground. It should be the
ones that go right. Something happens, you fuck it. When did we
pivot to being such? I don't know pussy parenting. I don't know.
I don't even know. I can't even supplements. I don't know if it's
pussy parenting or not. I don't I'm not again, I'm not going to
tell you how to parent your kid, but also don't tell me at the
same time, because what I thought was boys and I was a boy.
I can't tell you how many little scraps I got in as a kid.
We happened all the time, and I remember doing the same thing. I
flipped the kid. He was crying. He ran in and told his mom,
and his mom's like shut up, get outside, right, But they
had He was the youngest of five boys, so maybe that's the difference.
I don't know. Yeah, all right, Kevin has put together a game
with a theme. Kevin's new thing is themes. Do I remember a Little
League of guy? A kid's grandma called him a pussy What yes, oh
yeah, called the kid a pussy. Yeah, like I love. Here's
what happened. His father, His father passed away, have a dad in
his life, so his mother tried to overcompensate. But be a man,
Thomas a man, and it's greble to yell like he's breathing into a paper
bag like a literally game, stop being a pussy. Thomas and my father
looked at each other like, oh my gosh, what have been changed to
protecting? It was actually Dan and his grandma watch watch and this kid was
really good, like he was talented. Maybe Thomas was having like an asthma
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tentsale. Did you ever cover this song? No? I tagged it at
the end of Rock in the Free World once, but I've never covered I
would love to. The cool thing about this song is that you got to
have a female voice, yeah, singing the very Clayton part, and my
wife could do that. So I smell a duo. I smell it new
duo. There's a great story about how Mary Clayton sank back. Was this
He had a church when they were recording this. No, there's not the
stories. There is a story too. There is a story. They did
excel on Main Street. Things got really messy. They they all moved to
France. They did like a Farewell London tour and they were England tour and
they moved to France, the Celings, and they started recording and they couldn't
find any place. So then they got they had a mobile recording truck.
So they decided that the house that Keith was living in the basement had a
bunch of different rooms that they could separate the drums and the guitars and uh
so they were recording and stuff, but everybody was coming around partying. There
were drugs, was taken for fucking ever. It was all this shit and
people I think they had eight guitars stolen and shit. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, because people knew it was the Rolling Stones that were okay. So
and Keith lived there, and I think Charlie lived with Keith, stayed with
Keith when they were all living in France, but Mick and Bill Wyman lived
far away, so it would take forever for them to get over to wherever
it was. He was with Bianca in Paris at the time, Mick.
So there's a great story about I think the song that I absolutely love which
kicks it off, which is called why Am I Thinking? I just played
it last night from gimme shelter Roxall and there was an engineer there and he
goes, we would start recording at like six seven a night, and you
wouldn't end until the sun was coming up. And then Keith had a boat
and they would jump on the boat and they would go over to like Morocco
and stuff, and they would see all these big yachts and they were like
exiled. Nobody wanted to kind of deal with them because they were these ugly
rock stars. So they that's where exile on Main Street came from. And
they threw in main Street because everywhere in America had a main street, so
they were exiled in main Street and exiled on main Street for boats was their
thing. So Keith passes out and the engineering goes, oh, fuck it,
I'm going home. So he gets he has about a half hour ride
back to his place in France, gets back in the phone's ring and it's
Keith. He goes, where are you? And he goes, well,
where the fuck do you think I am? I just answered the phone home
I'm here. He goes, well, get back here. I came up
with the riff and I need you back here right now. And that became
rocks off and it said, I fucking love that song and it's a raw
to me. It is the quintessential song song. But this song with Mary
Clayton. So they were looking for a woman and it was the middle of
the night and they were calling around and they found out that Mary Clayton,
for whatever reason, was in France. So somebody went and woke her up
in the middle of the night. She came in a robe or like a
night like a night code or whatever, and she sang. Now, the
rumor is that she was pregnant at the time and suffered a miscarriage from hitting
the high notes. That's the rumor. I'm not sure where the truth is
to that. You can watch a documentary called twenty Feet from Stardom. It's
about backup singers. It's on Netflix, and they Mary's in there and she
talks about having the miscarriage. She does not seem to attribute it to singing
the Stones. She does say she was woken up in the middle of night
ushered off into this French castle that was where Keith was living, and you
know, and sang with the Stones and did a couple takes with them and
they loved it, and that was it and she went home and she had
a miscarriage, she said shortly after that she doesn't seem to attribute the two.
I'd have to watch it again. But it's a pretty interesting documentary and
it's great. It's about all backup singers from you know, people who then
tried to make it themselves but only really made it as backup singer. So
I just found it interesting. But sorry, long explanation. Well, Cheryl
Crow is a backup singer for Michael Jackson, sure, and she eventually made
it, but looked there like one in ten Thounds Captain, and Tanil was
a backup singer on the wall for Pink Floyd. Oh was she? Yeah?
So Lou Graham was a backup singer for Brian Adams during cuts like a
Knife. They were recording in the same studio and I didn't know and like
Mick was like Mick Jones was doing his normal thing. So Lou's just sitting
around like waiting to like, okay, when's the next fashion? And Brian
Adams needed a backup singer, so so the nana, Yeah that's Lou Graham.
No ship, Yeah, I did not know that. Did you know
that? No? I did not know that Scott A. Toniac's book.
Yeah, oh okay. I read some of the box, did not read
the whole thing, but it was it was good. There were some stories
in there. Yeah, I I didn't know that at all. And John
Socicata was in the sound Machine. He was, he was in the sound
Machine. My father loved John Soicata, Miami and the sound Machine. Yeah
was it. Uh he was fantastic, he was. He's fantastic. Uh.
That's interesting because and the Beatles have sung back up for the Stones,
and the Stones sung backup for the Beatles. The Beatles, Yeah, the
show. No. Even now McCartney's on a couple of tracks on the new
album playing bass. That fuzzy bass sound is him. No early on You're
right right, we were. Certainly it would appear you got the clean cut,
sort of clean cut Beatles that everybody loved, and then he had the
Satanic Majesties, the Rolling Stones that were just fucking a little wilder, which
I was way more attractive to my personality. But yeah, I think the
Beatles wrote like an early song that the Stones turned into a hit, but
they gave it to him. Oh oh yeah, ok. John Lennon and
Paul McCartney wrote it. Hunger Strike by Temple the Dog is really Pearl Jam
with Chris Cornell, and it's a tribute to Andy Wood, who was the
lead singer on the Love Bone Deed, So they did a tribute album.
They were roommates and Eddie Vedder is part of Pearl Jam and they're just starting
to record ten and so he's just sitting there watching the guy's record and Chris
gets up to sing his line and then there's nothing there. So Eddie just
just grabs a micah just starts repeating the line that Cornell said, and it
became their hit. But what was it with Bose bands because they had a
lot of crossover bands, Like all the guys in Pearl Jam, they had
other bands. Yes, so yeah, there was Mud and there was Brad.
Somebody had a band, Stone Stone. Goster had a band called Brad
which had albums, like they put out records. Green Green River was the
band before Mother Love, so Green River was like Mud Honey and Pearl Jam
really without Eddie Vedders. Eddie Vetterer was in San Diego at that point.
Then you know, they Green River breaks up, Mark Arms starts Mud Honey
Stone Goss and Jeff Ametz start Mother Love bum with Andy Wood from a band
called Malfunction. They start playing then like you know, sound Gardens coming of
age and Nirvana's like doing their own thing. Ravo really wasn't the Nirvana like
that we know today with Dave Girl. They had a different drummer then.
And then when Pearl Jam became big, they were also recording Temple the Dog's
first record as a tribute with Chris Cornell writing the songs and then Stone Goster
writing songs, and then they kind of recorded that and Ten at the same
time, different record companies. Then later Mike McCrady decided to team up with
Lane Staley of Alison Chains and Barrett martin Is Screaming Trees to John Baker Saunders
to write a Mad Season album, And that was actually pretty phenomenal too,
those guys, oh Deed and uh, I mean, well Laane Staley obviously,
I think JB. Saunders too, But I mean it's just so weird
how they all because they all knew each other, they all they weren't rivals.
They actually all teamed up and worked together. I think the same thing
sort of the Beatles and the Stones to a certain degree, and Wilson.
Today's her birthday, right, Yeah, so one. So she's in heart
right. So she's wearn'ing spandex and she's still coming on the eighties and she's
sticking. These nineties bands don't want to talk to her, and they're all
like, oh no, no, no, tell us, tell us how
you do this? Tell They were all like obsessed because I couldn't believe,
but I thought they'd hate me, but they all love. The one band
that they didn't really like was Queen's Reke. Yes, it was because Queen's
Reike was. They were credibly talented, but there was different. They were
a little uh, all right, Kevin, Sorry, Kevin's got a game.
That's all right. We went off for like ten minutes. Uh,
Kevin's got a game. So this is like closest to the pin. You
got a name, tell me if you get, you get a point for
the artist, you get a point for the title. There's eight songstists and
they all have a theme tying them together. Okay, so if you get
if you figure out the theme, you can jot it down, then I'll
get you an extra five points at the end. Okay, we're just gonna
do it like close to the pen with all these songs have one theme.
They all tie together, they all tie together with one theme. Okay,
there's a theme throughout the thing. There used to be a Buffalo Jocko with
the Saint cathariney Meyer Mike Benson, and you should do a thing called the
two o'clock teaser. You play four songs in a row and if you can
guess the theme, you win tickets to some concert in Toronto. All right,
well you're not getting send you that. I'll send you to somebody in
Toronto. Okay, here we just Timberlake. W A. I I heard
he's got any more problems than that right now? But go on, oh
hold on, uh oh, we're all fumble on the goal line. Here
we go. No, not yet, not yeah, should I hit the
other thing? It's going? Oh by the way, mud Honey played in
Rochester like two months ago with uh kodak or or the photo photo City improv
Is it? Who did mud Honey? Oh? Really do you believe that?
There we go? Here we go? But why is it? That's
not now it's not coming through? Okay now, yes, okay, oh
I know this min go ahead, all right, that's number one. Don't
say anything. I think I already know the theme seven, write it down.
If you think you know, don't say it. Okay, she took
you away, sorrngs Kevin cried too ready for the next one. Well,
this is fine right now, right, this is number three. Yeah,
I don't I have You're not plas Okay, that's a place. Okay,
chuck a chock chock chock chock of con check con, shock a con.
Let me watch chacka con. Let me read all I want to do chocka
con. Let me do, let me watch chucka con. Let me right
feel But you chucka con? What you do? What you want to do?
You believe the appeal for you? Chuck con. Take what I want
to do. I want to love, you want to hunt used to Let
me take it in my arm. Chocolate because you know what, I don't
know where they give you more choco sounds like an aby sitcom pater in the
beginning. It does. It's not ill I'm thinking. You want to know,
you care, you want to know it. He's had long infilms,
long posts, It did blog post, none of the synthesizer. It's ninety
six degrees in downtown Rochester, Spird Kennedy at ninety eight x y and number
one the music station when you were a time of the time, you don't
it's time you? This is number seven right, yes, just under soccer?
Should I just belsen to this song? A little soccer? And when
the song came out huge and third grade? That's great? Third grade?
Al right? What do we got? Last one? Last one here comes?
Are you listen? Just sek oh no, babe loves? Are you
listening? Are you just speaking? Don't give me one of your lives?
Say what you mean? What you say? Don't don't I love away?
I think so, I know all right, so I think you know.
The themes will come to you last on that one that pay. We'll go
through the songs here. First one, I said bengalss Manic Monday. I'm
gonna have the band wrong, I said Cindy law Pramtic Monday. It's Bengals
Manic Monday. Two points for you, one point for Dan Okay, Shine
Head O'Connor. Nothing compares to your pairs to you, bonus points if you
get are Islamic name. I don't know what I think. He just did
it Slamar it is not. I wrote Sheena Easton, I don't know.
I only because but I don't know the song you got it. I had
a Sugar Walls, Okay, Sheena Easton, Sheena e the same goals,
Oh my sugar walls. Chocka con chocka con. Feel for you, Yeah,
chucka con yep chock. Oh. I didn't write feel for you,
so I only get one point. I didn't write any che checking con That's
all there was. Checking Cohn. Believe Kenny Rogers, Yeah, Kenny Rogers.
Do you want to know Roasters? You're my love? Oh, you're
my love? So I only get one there too. Old women loved Kenny
Rogers. He's a handsome guy and a beer. Apparently he came to the
Bee and after when he left, he goes, Before he gets on the
bus, he goes. This is before they This is when they lived in
bill This smars cushion. This is before they worked in High Falls. They
had these Baddie bad Ratty studios in Midtown. By the way, this place
here is a dump, I said the Bengals. No, I okay,
so I wrote down it's either Cindy Lauper or somebody fox with two axes,
and I can't remember her first Nimantha Fox, Samantha Fox. But I mean
I can't have it because I didn't write down Samantha Fox Fox. I wrote
Cindy Lauper. It is Sidney Lauper, Okay, but I don't know the
song. See I got I got her in the Bengals switched when you were
mind, Oh, when you were mine? Okay, one, I'm getting
a lot of one here. One's that up though? Yeah? Jungle Love
by the time. Yeah, I wrote Mar's Day staying the time. That's
what we'll give it to you, because I thought it was Mars Day in
the time. Because this and the only reason it's the time Jungle, We'll
give you more. Here's the only reason why, because of the theme.
I know the theme. I knew the theme two songs and I got it
me too. Yeah, I know you did it, all right? So
then the last one all right? So actually I imagine I shouldn't get anything.
You got the time, We'll give it to you. That's Madonna.
It is Madonna. Ship Really, I wrote wasting My Time? Are you
wasting my time? Love songs? Love song? Okay, So I got
that one, so I got one. And then the theme I said,
the theme was songs written by Prince is the theme? Good job? Fourteen?
This game, Kevin. I don't know why because I'm not very good
at the music. So the chuck of Colm one, I go, all
right, So that so, Danny, what'd you guy? I got to?
I got fourteen? If you wore I don't think I got fourteen.
I got two, four, five, six, seven, eight nine five
time you have to go to a shootout? All right? Very excited that
I got the theme because I had no idea. Prince, what's got this
guy named Mickey Free? Now Mickey Free is not a girl? It was
like Shala Mon's got this new girl. Mickey Free is not a girl.
I've got some other ones that I've written that I have that the theme he
did a great one. Will you probably won't get the theme on a couple
of them, I've written, all right, Well, I didn't get the
American Idol theme, but I couldn't get the songs except I should have gotten
with the Harry Connick Junior like I just didn't go there. But it was
it was great. I love this, really good work. It is good,
good work. By the way, you know that Chappelle sketch where like
Prince challenges, Yes, they all come upolution. So apparently there's a picture
that's gone viral in the last month or so of Prince standing over Charlie Murphy
with his foot on his chest with a basketball as if he like, just
beat him. Now, I think, I think it's gotta be fake.
Okay, but they're both dead. We'll never know, right, But then
they asked for it's about a radius date. Hey, Prince, we're gonna
ask you one last question that story about Charlie Murphy. But oh, yeah,
that's true, that's true. He goes, uh, goes on,
I know you're that good. No, Charlie just that bad, and he
goes, did you serve on pancakes after? Well, I didn't make them?
But yeah, all right, Well we will close it out for tonight
tomorrow we'll be live and finger Lakes or tonight. By the time you're listening
Gaming and Racetrack right the comedy Caravan, I'll be emceeing. It's Dougie Fresh,
it's Greg Owens. It starts at seven, it goes to nine.
Greg, I'll be there for the podcast. But once you guys start to
encounter. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go play slot. Okay, all right,
all right, that's fair, that's fair. But come on out.
All you need is to be eighteen years old and have a valid ID.
That's it. They'll have drink specials. It'll be a lot of fun.
Come hang out and then maybe play slots after it makes of money? Is
that right? At the bar, there's a room called Remedy. It's the
Remedy, so it's a walk in and you turn your life perform there.
You performed there a few times, a great stage. It really looks like
a nice room. So I'm excited to see how this goes. I think
it's the first time they're doing comedy out there, so come out support.
It is the comedy caravan. If the comedy's bed, and see me on
the smoking deck, I'll be running the illegal dice game. That's nice,
that's really good. Than appreciate all that stuff. For Dan Marilla, who
knew the theme right away. For Kevin Mure putting together. I love the
game. I love the game. That's right. Danny, who's gonna parent
your kids? Don't spin up. I'm moran. We'll see you at the
Figure Lakes gaming and race track tomorrow. Damn, what to do