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Fame. He'd liked to be walked
on a leash and play really dirty,

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kinky sex games. He's the guy
put the cock in the peacock memory.

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Okay, bitch, hey everybody,
aj benz A here was same as a

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bitch. This is your free show
for the free birds, coming to you

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at October seventeenth, twenty twenty three. I'm taping this on the sixteenth.

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Normally you get your free shows on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but yesterday was kind

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of a jam packed day for me, and I figured you birds will come

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back on Tuesday looking for free shows. You know, there's always some worms

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around or grubs you guys can pick
at. I'll always feed you twice a

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week. Man, It'll always be
Monday and Wednesday. But just know there'll

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be some insects and some bird seed
nearby. So whether it's the sixteenth to

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the seventeenth, this is your free
show. Fames. Bitch back at you

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again. Hope you had a good
weekend. A lot of things happened over

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the weekend that I wanted to talk
about. Some thoughts. I have some

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things I wanted to kind of run
by you or find interesting. At least

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I was going into a seven to
eleven type store. Out here in Nevada,

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they call them terribles. Out here. It's a chain out here,

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terribles. This is very funny.
I think I read about it once.

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It stemmed from a guy that had
like a gas station that wasn't up to

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standards the way it looked or something
out here. Maybe I'm getting it wrong,

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but I'm trying to remember it when
I read it. And basically,

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there were always other gas stations that
looked fine, but this one nice gas

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station always looked terrible, right,
and he took it to heart, and

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I think eventually he ended up owning
a chain and he said, fuck it,

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I'm gonna all my gas station chain
terribles, because that's what people think

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I am. Now they populate the
state, and it's quite something to see.

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But I got to kick out of. You know, when you go

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to some government buildings or courthouses,
let's say, you'll see these big pillars

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of cement or big you know,
columns of steel surrounded by concrete, and

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basically they're there so that somebody can't
drive a truck with a bomb into a

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building. But this particular terribles I
saw in the lovely town of Summerland,

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which probably has the lowest crime rate
in the country, had these big red

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concrete balls in front of the store. Like I know, you know,

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jihad can come at any time,
but I just don't see many jihadis targeting

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Canadian stores like seven to eleven are
terribles to make their points. I don't

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know. I know they want soft
targets, but I don't know. That

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just seems a little bit too crazy
for me. But look, safety first.

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Also, I've been reading and it
really bothers me how fractured this country

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is getting. You know, you
can't just have an Amber alert for missing

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children. That's you know, that's
everything. It's so important. My heart

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breaks and so does yours whenever you
get an Amber alert on your phone,

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and sometimes you're several states away or
you're not nearby. And how many of

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us jump on a car to see
if you can spot the car's license plate

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that may have this kidnapped child.
But now they're using ebity alerts, not

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Amber alerts. Ebity alerts to find
missing black kids, you know, because

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it's got to be Blacks and whites
just have to be separated. Even when

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we're talking about being kidnapped. It
makes me sick. Ebony alerts. What

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do we go? What about with
missing boys? Is it Leeroy alerts versus

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Larry alerts? What are we doing
here? Just amber alertists with no one

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cares the color of the kid.
You got the license plate, for Fox's

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sake. If I'm a reporter now
or I'm reading a newspaper article, they

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very rarely say black whatever with regard
to a criminal. All I've seen I've

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said this before on the other show
as well as this show. I'm seeing

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Asian women getting beat up, Innocent
old Asian ladies being pummeled near death,

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pushed in for the subways in New
York, dragged into lobbies and being kicked,

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punched, choked. And these are
all black thugs doing these things that

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defenseless old Asian ladies. And it
continues with all the black teens they call

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them teens, looting stores and just
taking everything off the shelves, and nobody

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stops these people. We're not allowed
to stop them. Let them go.

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We got insurance, we got insurance. Meanwhile, every store is going on

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a business rit EID is now filed
for bankruptcy. There are food chains that

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now lock down their ribbis and their
expensive steaks. Not with a no go.

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They're locked down. There's a lock
on a steel grate where you can't

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just put a few ribbys down your
pants. You can't lock it up and

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meat from these animals. So I
hate this. We can't mention they're black

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in the crime story, but you've
got it all that there's a black kid

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in the car that just got kidnapped. I'll save you some time. These

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black kidnapped kids are not with their
dads. Okay, let's be honest about

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that shit. Oh so you don't
got me pissed off. I watched Saturday

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That Live over the weekend. I
always watch it. To me, there's

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always two or three sketches that make
me laugh. People get mad at anything.

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I'm crazy, but no, I
think that I don't talk to perform,

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especially live. And since I've been
to that set and been on that

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show and have seen what it's like
that whole week, you know how they

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just get with the host. In
my case, it was Dave Jerry Jerry

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Seinfeld that wasn't involved in the writer's
rooms, obviously, but to see it

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go from here's the host, what
are we gonna write? About to then

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having it be a show on Saturday, and it changes from the rehearsal that's

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also taped in front of a live
audience and I think eight pm. Then

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they go live at eleven thirty and
there's more changes. Sketches are cut out,

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lines are changed. That's why a
lot of people just look at the

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cute cards because whatever they memorize has
been completely altered. So when you go

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there, they go just look at
the cute cards. There's so many changes

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to make you can't remember everything.
But I'm getting off the topic. I

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do like the show. I'll always
like the show. Now. Bowen Yang

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is the Asian guy, the gay
on the show. In the last couple

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of years. Of several years,
you've seen Lorne Michael's higher you know,

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not trance but gay lesbian. I
mean, I guess at the sign of

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the times. You know, I
don't find lesbian comics funny at all.

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But you know who am I gonna
argue with? Lorn Michaels is the king

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of finding talent and bow and Yang
when I first recognized that he was gonna

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be on the show and pissed me
off because he's the guy who rated out

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the guy, they really hard.
Shane Gillis, who's a tremendous comedian,

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I don't. I don't honestly right
now. To me, he's the funniest

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dude in comedy. Also as a
podcast Shane Gillis is hysterical. He got

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canceled for a while. He lost
his gig because on his podcast he spoke

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in a Chinese type accent, doing
a bit and bowing Yang being Asian and

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being very very you know, upset
about that went to Lorne Michael and whatever

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the fuck. Shane Gillis lost his
gig. He's gonna do better without saying

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that live anyhow, because now every
show he does is sold out. But

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I'm watching the show and I didn't
you know what, I don't care if

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you're gay, And I'll get into
this later in this show. It doesn't

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bother me who's gay or by or
whatever the fuck. I do have issues

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with trans transgenders absolutely. I have
a problem with Dylan mulvaney being voted woman

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of the Year by some stupid company
in England I don't know, and some

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trans cyclists obviously a man one female
of the year. Oh god, but

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why is Boeen Yang or a lot
of gay men. I have to talk

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in that gay you know, that
affected gay voice. Hello, everybody,

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excuse me? Why do they need
to do that? Can't you just once

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in a while speak regularly? Do
you always have to lead with that?

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Why is that a good thing?
I don't get it. I don't get

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why they think they need to do
that. And I do think the guy's

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funny, Don't get me wrong.
I think he's a very funny, one

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of the very funny players on that
show, without a doubt. But to

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every sketch, he's got to act
that late though we get that you're gay,

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it's okay. Stop shoving it down
our fucking throat. Stop trying to

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be celebrated. Talking to a gay
guy. The other day at a restaurant,

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we stopped and got some brusquetta.
We were at some art fair,

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you know, a little fair in
town, and went to a restaurant,

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got some brusquette, the dog,
got some water. We sat down and

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we know this guy, we've seen
him before. He's the manager of a

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restaurant. I obviously gay, you
know, loves talking to us because he

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knows we don't care. And they
asked them only how he feels about the

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whole transgender movement, and he rolled
his eyes, like, you know,

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like we He basically said, we
had to go through so much shit.

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I mean friends of mine were killed
and beaten, then everything else, and

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I know that happens to trans youth
as well, but these people wanting things

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when they wanted, and it has
to be now, and now you must

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also celebrate me, not only accept
me. He rolled his eyes because he

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knows it's stupid and it's dumb,
and I'm not just I'm not some brute

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that's anti day. And in fact, the guy always hugs me and says

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I love you when I leave,
because I do love most people I speak

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to. I don't care what you
do in your bedroom. I don't give

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a shit. But Bowenyang has to
act this way all the time. And

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then what really got me pissed off
is they make him portray Christopher Columbus in

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a sketch. Honestly, I didn't
even watch what they were saying. It's

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bad enough they took away Christopher Columbus's
day as part of an Italian Heritage Day,

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but now SNL has to make Christopher
Columbus sound gay, sound clear?

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Come on, use one of the
other guys to be Christopher Columbus for fuck's

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sake. I mean, has there
been an Italian on that show besides Joe

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Piscopal. But you want to stock
complaining about no Italian representation, Well there

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you go, Jesus chrst. Will
they allow a gay white man to portray

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Malcolm X or Ray Charles? Now? Of course not. And also I

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don't have great things to always say
about Pete Davidson, but I gotta say

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what he did to start the show
off Saturday night was really heartfelt. He

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spoke about, obviously the war Israel
and Jamas, and he spoke about seeing

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so many images of death lately,
and also children, innocent children experiencing misery

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and the brutality of war, as
well as watching them watching their parents die

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or family die around them. And
he said he could speak to that because

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he lost his dad on nine to
eleven. You know, his dad was

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a fireman, and he didn't know
his father died because his mother kept saying,

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your dad's at work, And like
two or three days later, he

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saw a photo of his dad on
the news and then it hit him,

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you know, oh my god,
mom's lying to me. So he had

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no, he died on that awful
day until he saw it for himself.

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That'll put a young kid into a
very different headspace, and maybe that's why

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Pete suffers the way he does with
addiction and all sorts of other things he

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has. But for Pete Davison to
speak eloquently and slowly and without any kind

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of comedic flare about what's going on, it was a really sweet and honest

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moment that really resounded in people who
lost loved ones due to the cowardly acts

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of terrorism. And I thought it
was a brilliant way to start the show.

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Having said that, I don't think
we need it to see Taylor Swift

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and Travis Kelcey on the show.
I know a ton of people love this

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coupling. My god, the news
is printing entire articles about them holding hands.

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The next article is about they saw
them kissing at the after party,

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even about how Taylor Swift loaned out
her rode on the waterfront mansion to Bradley

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Cooper and Gigi Haddad to crease the
sheets. But enough people are already sick

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of this coupling. And you know
what, it's not gonna last. I'm

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not trying to be the voice of
doom here. Obviously, it's not that

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hard to say. It's not gonna
last. I doubt these things turned into

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marriages too often. She's hot stuff, She's gonna be a billionaire. She's

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the biggest thing in music since god
knows what. He's a two time Super

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Bowl champ. He's funny, he's
hella talented. You know, I understand

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the attraction. But as I said, Travis Kelcey by and large loves black

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girls. You know. The only
thing he likes better than black girls,

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however, is fame and notoriety.
So right now this relationship is painting him

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bigger dividends than it is her.
But Taylor likes it because she does not

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have the word worry about all her
shorter boyfriends in the past, always being

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upset that she wore heels when they
go out. You know, Taylor's five

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eleven when the heels she's six one
six two, And Kelsey doesn't care about

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that because he's a big dude.
So I think Taylor Swift likes the aspect

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of that and of that coupling a
lot. She's also someone who loves fame

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and notoriety as well. But listen, It's much better for her to be

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seen with a two time Super Bowl
champ and one of the best tight ends

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to ever play the game than with
the guy who kisses his male band member

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on the lips and tongue kisses him
before they play for an audience. I

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mean she, I know she dropped
him quickly when she saw that. But

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enough of that shit. But I
think the guy fronts the band nineteen seventy

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five, I forget his name because
I didn't give a shit about him.

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I know he was a loser that
she shouldn't even be with. Oh,

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by the way, hold that thought. Speaking of Taylor Swift's former flings,

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can somebody tell me what is going
on with John Mayer living with Andy Cohen?

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I mean, whenever Cohen is asked
about this situation, he keeps it

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confusing. He was asked over the
summer if they were in fact, denied

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him and he said, listen,
we have a very sweet friendship and we're

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together all the time. And speaking
on the matter of how fans speculate on

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this relationship with John Mayer, Andy
further said, you know, I think

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that I was not surprised because we
also have a great love for each other,

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so it just seems like the obvious
assumption. Look, I'm pretty damn

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sure John Mayer isn't gay. Okay, the guy's had some of the hottest

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chicks in Hollywood, Jessica Simpson for
starters, Go and read the old Playboy

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interview he did when he commented about
dating her. It's very raw, very

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descriptive. But he is a great
writer, and that's how great writers speak,

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he said. He said that the
Jessica it was like a drug to

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him, like crack cocaine to me. He also didn't hold back while divulging

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details of their chemistry. He said, sexually, it was crazy, That's

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all I'll say. But then he
said more, it was like napalm sexual

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napalm. Did you ever say I
want to quit my life and just fucking

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snort you. If you charge me
ten thousand dollars to fuck you, I'd

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start selling all my shit to keep
fucking you. I mean, he got

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so descriptive. Now, for some
reason that makes me think of how funny

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I just heard Louis c. K
say something the other day. I went

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to a Louis ck rabbit hole,
listened to so many of his comedy bits

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on I think it was Friday afternoon, maybe a Saturday afternoon. And he

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was once describing how awful it is
when he gets diarrhea, and he said,

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at one point, if you are
between me and my bathroom when I

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feel diarrhea coming on, I will
sell you my house for ten cents just

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to get past you. That's the
best. Also, look, John Mayer

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had Jennifer Aniston, he had Katie
Perry, He had Cameron Diaz, the

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very lovely but very loose Minka Kelly, who seems to attach herself to every

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available man, and I'm not seeing
in any movies or TV shows, so

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what the fuck is she doing in
life? He even had Taylor Swifts when

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she moved on from Taylor Lautner,
who must have hated how much tallert she

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was that he and let's not forget
he wrote Your Body's a Wonderland about his

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time with Jennifer love Hewitt, who, by the way, has ruined her

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pretty face recently with some kind of
procedure or whatever concoction of a filler or

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what have you for, dermatologists shot
into her face. Have you seen it

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looks looking like herself? She claims
all she did was got a new haircut

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and some micro blading on her eyebrows. Bullshit, But look, I'm sure

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John Mayer and Andy Collen just have
a nice bromance in the same way I

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have with my late friend Kevin Dornett. Whenever he and I were out out

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in the city or on the phone, we never spoke about his being gay.

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It was obvious he knew that I
knew. I mean, the guy

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hung out with Andy Warhol when he
was like fifteen years old. But that

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was not the main thing about our
friendship. He was my friend because he

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was funny as hell to be around. He was as smart ass, not

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to mention a great source because he
knew everybody. And when I got my

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talk show, I got him a
job on the show to be the show's

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photographer and to pick out my wardrobe. And god, we had one hundred

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meals together and he was always the
first one I'd call when Hollywood began to

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turn sour on me. And listen, back then, I had a posse

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of guys around me on a nightly
basis named rock Though Joey, Johnny Boy,

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Jack, Mario, Frankie, and
also at our table was Kevin,

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you know, and he loved it, and we loved it. And I

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always threw some people for a loop. They were like, Ak's got all

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these roughnecks friends, these these Italian
types around him, and then his gay

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friend. And some people would ask
me about it, and I just say,

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what's the big deal. He's funny, he's loyal, he gets it.

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We can't even look at each other
without laughing. But but but one

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thing I never did was kiss Kevin
on the lips. But I do remember

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one night when John Mayer had a
crazy makeout session with the gossip blogger Perez

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Hilton. The famous story about that
is Perez Hilton claims he just finished co

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hosting the MTV New Year's coverage with
Christina Aguilera when they decided to keep the

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party going at some club in Chelsea, and it was there that they met

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up with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, and Perez says that Hilton leaned into

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him and said, I like to
watch gay porn, you know, And

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he said, my favorite porns ours
Brent Corrigan, really turns me on.

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And Mayer followed that up by shoving
his tongue down Perez Hilton's throat, and

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when they were done. Hilton said
that Jessica Simpson didn't seem to know whether

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she was incredibly embarrassed or really turned
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she was unbothered by the kiss.
Her friends were horrified, but she didn't

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care. John could do no wrong
around her as far as she was concerned,

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because she was absolutely head over heels
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some people think that John Mayer did
it because at that point Perez Hilton was

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not really on good terms with Jessica
Simpson or his sister Ashley. He would

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call Jessica Jessica Simpleton, and his
sister Ashley he'd call Ashley, which is

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why I hate him and I hate
his writing because all he did was be

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mean to chicks. And I don't
know if you know how he began,

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but his blog, his blog site, whatever you want to call it,

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he would. He began by drawing
dix and putting them toward girl's mouths,

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like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan,
Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian did that to

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all the what man, Well,
he's a gay guy, he's not a

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man would do that. Just bitchy
shit like that always was, like I

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never liked it because of that.
Now he's written a book and apologize for

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all that shit. But either way, here's the story I think is funny

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and I don't think there's a crime
in it, but boy that people in

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Scotland are going crazy. There's a
creepy clown terrorizing this Scottish town and it's

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taunting local police to try to capture
him in this sick game of cat and

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mouse or a funny game. The
guy's dressed as Stephen King's penny Wise,

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the dancing clown. He's got red
hair, a collar, ruffled leggings,

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hauls the red balloon and walks around
on the street at night. And he'll

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then post comments like, well,
well, well I've made the news again.

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Should I smile for the cameras with
my hideous grin. That's what he

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puts on Facebook in stories titled a
message to the media. So he uses

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Facebook under the name Cole Demos and
apparently threaten people around this little town,

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SkELL Morley. It's by Edinburgh.
He's got two thousand people in it and

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the bio section of his page says
the clown is originally from hell Michigan,

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attended Hellgate High School, in Montana
and studied at the clown school before becoming

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self employed. But whoever this guy
is, he's scaring everybody, and people

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out there are saying he needs to
be stopped. Someone needs to have a

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word with him before the police get
involved or he really terrifies someone. He

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could give somebody a heart attack and
throwing. The clown reads out old Facebook

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comments before he responds to them,
and it's creepy monologue. The police have

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been informed. Do you think that
I care to have to catch me first

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anyway? And yes, that's a
dare. Don't believe what you're told.

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The clown doesn't want fame, glorial
gold. He just wants to play in

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this so called sleepy town. So
come and join in and learn the fear

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of skel Marley clown Jesus Christ.
People were doing that in America a few

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years back. But he's also there
was a there was a clown in Long

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Island that was making threats to schools
out there, and it caused some schools

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in Long Island to go on to
lockdown because of a clown. I hate

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clowns. They scare me. My
buddy had a ruin in his house.

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He collected clown paintings should get his
fleet markets and shipped like nothing expensive,

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just really weird clown paintings. In
fact, that was fair yesterday with the

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girlfriend and these little girls were getting
clown paint on their face by somebody say

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you get the fair and this girl. I don't know if the guy who

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drew it knew this, the artist
knew this, but he basically gave her

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the famous face that John Wayne Gacy
wore as a clown. Really creepy to

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see that. But I you know, look, even if this guy is

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caught, what crime has he committed? He can't he can't be charged with

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as salt and battery because he hasn't
laid a finger on any of his victims.

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Could they charge him for vagrancy and
wandering? And would those count stick?

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And look, the best way to
determin him if he's caught is just

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name, name him, shame him
publicly. If none of his victims has

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a nervous condition or had a heart
attack from his activities, then you know,

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I guess if that happens, there
could be a civil suit maybe,

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But come on, guys, this
is how pussified we've gotten. It's called

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performance art. It might, it
might not be everybody's liking. But unless

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Scotland wants to become China, they
should maybe go after real criminals because I

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don't like clowns. But he's not
that scary. He's not a monster,

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he's not bigfoot. But what is
scary is how Scotland has now become so

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ultra woke that it's arresting people for
saying the wrong thing or for silently praying

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outside an abortion clinic. The world's
gone mad and we both know it.

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And speaking of mad Jesus Christ,
what Be Goldberg? This gets me pissed

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off. What b Goldberg is admitting
to ping when she laughs or sits down

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a long time. She loves to
talk about this is This is the topic

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she loves to talk about. And
I don't think he should understands. None

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of us want to see it,
None of us want to imagine her peeing

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her pants because most of us look
at what Be and don't have great things

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to say about her appearance. Now
we're all getting older, some of us

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are gaining weight. I give it
up for Whoope, for being in the

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headlines and being famous and winning all
the awards she's won. She really has

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had a remarkable career, so I'm
not gonna shit on her, even though

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she peas on herself. But she's
admitting to peeing when she laughs or sits

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down too long, and she readily
talks about this in interviews, and all

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I can think about between her dusty
hair, her cigarette breath, and now

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her pissy pants. I actually feel
badly for joy Behar and all the other

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yend is sitting near her, because
that smell must be awful. Maybe that's

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what killed Barbara Walters. Who knows. But she did this ad for the

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product Poise some years ago. Remember
that ad. She was dressed as Cleopatra,

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Lady Godiva Joan of Arc, talking
about needing protection from suddenly pissing at

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times. I don't know what that
ad was supposed to prove, So like,

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if Joan of Arc, Cleopatra,
Lady Godiva had been able to use

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poise, would they have had to
worry about leakage? Could they have accomplished

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more in their lives? Why they
dress her up as those people? I

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don't what would would Would they'd be
more effective if they wore poise? It

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was crazy. It was a stupid
ad. I think it ran throwing his

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Super Bowl one year. If I'm
not mistaken anyhow, Justin Timberlake is now

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very concerned about Britney Spears's new memoir
coming out. Oh, you know,

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speaking of memoirs, let's talk about
this to end the show. Fuck fuck

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Britney's memoir. You know, I
don't even think she wrote it. I

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don't even think she. I don't
even know who wrote it for her.

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I know the actress Michelle Williams is
gonna be the voice that records the audio

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version. Now that doesn't tell you
that Britney is severely mentally ill. If

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you can't sit down and read your
book with your voice, which adds so

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much more power to it, that
that's Britney telling the story. You know

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why she can't sit down and do
it because she didn't first write the words.

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And if you don't write the words
to your book, it's hard to

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capture all those words when you recite
them for be recorded. You know,

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I put my second book on tape
in a very crude manner. I mean,

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Adam Curl has said, look,
you know, we can give you

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money if you include your audio recording
of your book and one of my packages

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that he gives out to listeners,
and I said, yeah, that'd be

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great. So they gave me a
couple of grand and I had to go

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record the book, but it was
during the pandemic. I couldn't go to

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the studio. I did in the
fucking bathroom, and so it was done

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very crudely. But I knew how
to do it because I wrote all the

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words myself. And the fact that
Britney can't sit down and read it also

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means Britney's never sat down and read
a book. So that's sad enough as

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it is. But let's talk about
the other big story. Oh my god,

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let's talk about alopecia Jada Okay,
Her explosively stilted memoir comes out today

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the seventeenth. I don't know what
you're doing listening to my podcast for when

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you could be burying your face in
the bald face lies she speaks of,

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And yes, pun included when I
say bold face lies. But then again,

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if you guys have an issue paying
five bucks a month to subscribe to

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my shows of breaking stories, hot
takes, blistering commentaries and hard truths and

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the breaking down of Hollywood's lies,
why would you spring for twenty nine bucks

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to read Jada's book called Worthy.
But anyhow, that's besides the point.

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However, if you do want to
become a Patreon listener, go to patreon

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dot com. Slash fame is a
bitch five bucks a month. You can't

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even buy a goddamn gallon of gas
with that money. Cheapen gas. Anyhow,

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I'm qualified to speak on this.
Not only have I written two memoirs

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myself, one a bestseller among my
friends and family, but I also was

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sucked into the vortex of Will and
Jada's romance and secret world of swinging and

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swapping. And on my Patreon show
the other day, I went into great

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length about how me and the R
and B singer I'll be Sure shockingly invited

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me to take a girl up to
a hotel where Will and Jada was staying

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way back and I want to say
ninety nine or two thousand, they more

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or less newly was at this point
they were in New York City. I

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had no idea at the time what
their relationship was about, but I'll be

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Sure soon told me that they swing, they fuck other people, sometimes in

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front of each other in the room. They get off on it. Now,

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I had zero interest in this type
of thing at all, So I'll

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be called one of our mutual friends. And he went, and he later

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told me all the details of that
night, that night of debauchery. The

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surprising thing was there were no drugs
involved other than a little weed. So

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that tells me this is the kind
of shit they're used to. But what

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Will Smith does not deserve is so
obvious. He doesn't what Jada Pincksmith has

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done to him. This is deeper
than disrespect, guys. She needs to

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answer some questions, not Softball's love
to her by hod To Cotpy. Where

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is her compassion, her decency or
her respect for the man that she still

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acknowledges is her husband? Where is
the respect for the man she walked down

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the aisle with and pledged her love
to in nineteen ninety seven, for better,

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for worse, through rich rappora,
sickness and health till death do you

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part? Not enough people talk about, let alone honor those vows at least

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to some degree. And with all
the crap she's talking about, her depression,

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her supposed alopecia, her drug use, her rise through poverty, her

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being sole made for the tupac,
her not leaving the bedroom for over a

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year as her fortieth birthday approached.
I'm telling you this is a very,

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very damaged woman, and this is
someone who will obviously do all she can,

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even invoke the words and thoughts of
a dead man Tupac Shakur to remain

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relevant and in the discussion. And
I'm telling you right now, don't fall

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for it. She never had a
huge reservoir of talent. She's a pipsqueak

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of a woman. Remember when she
tried to sing hard rock and roll?

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Oh, how embarrassing. The kids
she helped raise have acted out in ways

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that most parents would be embarrassed about. And she's consistently shit on the very

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successful man who not only went after
her, but upon convincing her to make

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a life with him and raise a
family with him, She's chosen to shit

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on time and time again, and
he's made her a very wealthy woman.

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I sincerely hope and I'm quite sure, actually, I'm positive that once her

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book hits the dollar bin, she
is going to have to face the hard

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truths that the man she's broken over
the years will still summon enough strength and

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pride within himself and walk away from
it all and as much as she as

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much as he embarrassed himself by smacking
Chris Rock and the oscars. I believe

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Hollywood will rally around Will Smith,
and dare I say he and Chris Rock

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will one day break bread and hug
it out. And that is when Jada

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will really face the pain and depression
she faked at a desperation to be talked

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about. She's gonna be alone and
she will not be worthy for anyone to

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chase, squire around, or date
and forget about married. That ship has

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sailed when you mark my words,
mister and missus, Smith will cease to

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exist by summertime. And at that
time I will be happy to report that

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Will Smith will be honking at the
honey in front of him with the light

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eyes, just like his song says, and that woman will not be Jada,

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and the only honking she'll here will
be from people telling her they got

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her ass out of the goddamn way. I'm aj Benza and that was famous

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a bitch for my free birds.
October seventeenth, twenty twenty three. Come

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on back, get your worms,
get your seed, or listen to his

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show free of the chirping. You
know, I limited the chirping today.

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I didn't go too crazy with the
chirps, but god, you know I'm

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gonna keep doing it. Oh yes, I am. I am. I

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have to. I have to.
If you're gonna if you're gonna do that

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to me, well then I'm gonna
have my birds talk right back at you,

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even though I love you. All
for listening, Go to patreon dot

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com slash Fame as a Bitch and
snap out of it. Come on fuck

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his Wednesday, Thank you for listening. Fame as a Bitch is an AJ

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Benza Workhouse Connect production featuring the endless
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