Hello, everyone, We are in the right positions. Yes, wow,
Yes I didn't check, but it didn't matter and I didn't need to mention
that unprofessionally at the beginning. But I like to. I like to show
my working you know, long long division. Welcome to the Ultimate long division
test. That's right. Today, we're not actually going to be playing D
and D. We're going to be putting all of our players through arithmetic tests.
Are you ready? Oh do this? Bringing up seven square root of
seventy seven wax Stephen, you could have said, Anne, yes, correct,
I have no idea. I don't even know how to begin solving that.
Thank you for joining us. That's the end of the arithmetic and goodbye.
I'm kidding. Welcome to the show, everybody. It's Table Stories,
Dark Fire with your host magnum p I there. He is going to solve
some mysteries in Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii Tiger Writer Hawaii edition today. You
look great, tiger, Thank you, Thank you. Streaming from Hawaii.
He is streaming from Hawaii right now. How's the weather over then? Christ?
What was that? That's exactly what you get? I think it was.
It was what you get is it is not what we're supposed to happen.
But it is what you get. Damn this average Today it was the
plane which is currently on flying him to Hawaii. I love it. Trying
to do it. No, I think I think something's messed up with my
sound. Okay, Like the actual issue is I was like, what the
fuck? Yo yo, yo yo? Can we have a moment together?
Not even kidding? Yes, what ship, guys, I'm going to game
pounds. You can think the hell out of me. That's right, dude.
Literally, got my hot tea, got my streep waffles, I gotta
I'm gonna put one over right now, like one. Yeah, the caramel.
This is the chocolate caramel. It's it's oh dude, it's it's heavenly.
It's like so thick. I didn't think it would be that thick.
And it's not a cookie all those cookies. Yeah, it's not. Ain't
no cookie. I have to restart my computer real quick. Not here,
no, no, no, not here. It's just another computer. So
we're good. I was trying to play the macimie. Please do not,
it will shut the Yeah, that's exactly LA hurts. Why is it?
Why is t in l a. It's not l A at all. That's
like you while you're in your tesla. John, Well, maybe it's because
I have a Starbucks mug. Maybe that's the l A thing. I did
go to Starbucks before we started in l A. I want tea? Yeah,
go again? Something I got some? Uh it's mint majesty you No,
no, you have time to go and grab a chief you want to
do too pedestrian for pbe John? Okay, mint magic? Yeah? Are
you calling me a basic bitch? POB? I guess so, okay,
why is that? Why is that basic Bitch's your tea cabin It is worth
thousands of dollars. No, it's not, Oh my god, cabinet.
No, I really don't. I really don't. Don't gone out of control.
Tea is in the cabinet. If we if we're getting to the realistic
situation here, there's a lot of tea in it. You know, there's
a thousand dollars worth. Whack is obviously hurt and seen pictures. There's a
lot of tea in there. Yeah. See, you probably drink I don't
drink any tea, like, oh, you're right, Oh no, I
don't drink caffin. Do you have caffeine. No, I don't. I
do old decaffeinated thousand. Yeah, I'll send you some. Wait, is
it the kind where you got to put it in that spoon and you got
to mix it around and like make your ship the best way to make time?
I have five hours? All right, you're talking about it. I
want to in a bag? Is it in bags? It's not because he
doesn't want to do it himself. That's why your yeah, okay, all
right, Wait do you do like the spoon? You got like a thing
that shaped is like a guy's dick and when you dip it in, it's
like, oh that's cool. I have the Titanic where you put it in
and then you let it's one of those Yeah, my dad story time,
my dad for White Elephant got it and it was a guy's penis, Like
it was like this, okay. I was like, all right, you
got to dip it into your tea to make right now? I thought he
just I thought you just meant in general, John, and then I sent
I went okay that we should have a discussion later because that's not what it
should look like. But no, I do I either have the actual bags
that you can put the tea in. I love it bagged, but some
of it's loose leaf. It doesn't matter. I don't care as long as
it takes. They think ships like the Titanic, which is probably the most
insensitive thing I've ever purchased, but I love it a lot. I knew
it was bad when I looked at it, and I went, oh man,
it's pretty good. It's pretty funny. I make screaming sounds when I
make it. That's what we should stop. Now start playing. You should
start playing. He should start playing like I'm I'm all about dark ship.
That's dark. This ship happened years ago. All right, Jack's dead,
They're all dead. It's fine, all right. Sorry, where do we
go from here? I don't know. We just have to stop a filter
song that when that goes, we don't even sing it. What are you
trying to shout? Are you trying to shout the stream down with your with
your perfect puff? You can't sing songs because it playing? Yeah, copyrighted
someday for that, Oh we will. The first thing that Peobe ever ran
on this channel got copy right, claims she was like, oh my god,
you guys. They can't wait to do this stuff with you, and
you're like, oh, yeah, why not run a one shot for us
TV. She's like sure, climbed and we were like, all right,
she's out. It's beautiful. She threatened her family and our families and we
were like, yeah, sure, have nocktown. That's why it's so terrifying.
You can watch it tomorrow, right, all right, let's play some
some and then so today we're picking up down by the sea in a little
side story nineteen in Hawaiian. You are on the you are on it on
the beach. You have a you have a beach volley under one arm,
you have a palum quin above you pasting a nice shade over your eyes,
and you're sat on a on a sand beach in Hawaii. In the distance
you can see Rin. We're actually going with this Rin and Drift and Hero
surfing. So the beach is pretty clear, it's beautiful, sands beautiful,
like sort of mid days. What is that shot? There's a shark.
That's a shark. What do you want to do about the shark? Well,
I want to watch so they can burst out of it. That's what
Drift would. You could get ate and then he would burst out of the
shark. I wouldn't like eat all right, drift, give me a dextering
saving throw right now, die a little? Let play D and D.
Can we play some DND? We are playing it right now. We're not
playing D. What's a problem at dexterity saving throw for the shark? Okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, jesuses second, there you go?
How to do you just got eating eating? I don't even I can't
even fight. I can't even deny it. This is dream. This is
a dream that nineteen had at one point. Unfortunately, in the real world
there is no such thing. You're not by the beach, really, no.
Last time you you started moving up the mountain towards the towards the Gate
of towards the Gate of Dark Fire. And you're on this mountain side the
mountain that you came from when you first came out from the Gate of Fire
right at the beginning of the campaign, had exploded basically and erupted kind of
like a volcano. And there are rivulets of flava running down though the fire.
Flava. Everything has a purple hue to it, like it did with
the original fire. Still here are you still playing Magnum pi Hawaii sounds.
It's a fan. I think, what is that noise? I turned it
down? Okay, it's hard. That's why I'm wearing this very light shirt.
I thought it was I thought that was the beach. I don't know
Hawaii sounds. Yeah, it's it's the only STANDI of keda. My buck
starts sweating on right, Well, yeah, can't you just point at your
feet or something? I don't know. I got a nice microphone. Okay,
tell me that nice on control picking up bank crown noise? You really
love? Then, Tiger, we'll fix it later on. I can still
hear it. It's gonna drive me. If you're still hearing it. That's
not me. Beat yourself. It's what is that? My god, I
know what it is. It's flex playing rain sounds in the other room.
Oh my god. You can hear it. Fall asleep to it, sort
of me. It's very relaxing. So it's really never there when it's is
it still on? Well? Yeah, I can hear it, alaxa,
pa got the fuck up? Leg? All right, hold on, let's
see. I don't think it's that. Yeah, it's not that Tiger.
It's not that. Oh is that I don't. Yeah, it sounds like
the ocean. You really don't. Let me. Let me kill the background
noise. I want to know. Hold on, is it me? Why
is it stopped? Was it the background noise? No, No, it's
still there. It's just fainter. Oh god, it's happening. Fan that
he's got pointed at the microphone? Was it that little fan? Was it?
Was it the little fan? I don't know. Was it the little
fan? Last time you were climbing up the mountain? Uh? You climbing
up people listening to this on MP three? Can you Yeah? Actually,
I will take all that out. Can you just bring us in again?
Please? That? Okay? The whole thing, I don't know. Don't
they like no personalities for who we are? Well? Yeah, but I
think what it comes down to is Peb hates my fans. I hate them
as well. That's why you can all hate my fans, but they keep
me cool. No, I just mean the ones that are subscribed to you
on Twitter. I'm having a stop off before we start. All right,
let's begin the actual game. Welcome to the Dungeons and Dragons portion of the
game. Last time you were climbing up this mountain and exploded into purple fire.
It's running down the mountain side. You arrived from your various planes of
somewhat semi half death to war zone. Basically, there were the Rose Guard
forces pushing up the mountain. They seem to be in a large scale kind
of conflict with the well a bunch of orcs, just I don't know where.
As far as you're concerned, you helped them out. It was Captain
stone Sworn and his group of soldiers, his platoon of rangers and soldiers that
were hunting these orcs at the beginning of the campaign. And then once you
had actually defeated the first sort of wave of orcs here a second wave came
in, led by this giant albino half giant half orc known as goth Goal
the white colossal playfully named goth Girl, which gave him an extra hundred hit
points every time you said it And I didn't write that inside the character.
What did you leave for that one? To go gaming? This and a
lot. Okay, I need a new house, so uh yeah, you
guys were sort of forced into another engagement. You were trying to push up
the mountain. You decided, with a little help from a godlike entity to
not run and flee and attempt to escape this combat and run up the mountain,
but instead to try and kind of thin out the hurd and push up
the mountain. You for the most part dealt with the majority of the sort
of Orcs that are on the outside of this this the the Orcs and the
as of Grims, but goth Gol himself, the big Orc, has done
a lot of damage. Most notably he has killed Karen the Priest fuse Hair,
which is Blue Valkyrie's husband, and he punched Captain Stone Sworn into the
flava and killed him. I think you could have pushed him in space with
how hard he can hit, really hard. Scary. Yeah, remembering that
this was pretty intense, Rin has sort of engaged with him, attempted to
fight him, and the very last thing that happened was that iRider attempted to
charm him in such a way that he would remove this ring. It's a
very prominent ring on him that seems to be allowing him to maybe cast spells
or do something. We've seen the ring several times before in the one shots
that of Sack. Kind of outside of the main story here that we've run
before, and so you kind of have some knowledge that it does something,
and he's used it to do a couple of things. Here, Iroo attempted
to charm me from his finger, but he revealed that he can't be charmed,
and the episode ended, which brings us back in once again to the
combat, same same fight Priorday March. By the way, Brad, I
ended the you know with the last episode basically on my turn after you move
us over. I don't know if I was able to do it before you
switch the scene, but like I did have movement that I wanted to do.
I'll bring you. Oh no, I'm good. Yeah, we all
did, but we did it before we left. I thought, yeah,
there was a few things going on. We sort have had to end a
little abrupt lee. Not really okay, I'm not with it. I can't
keep track of everything that's happened in my brain. I like the sounds of
this, which means this will be much easier. Yeah, was very very
right last week. I'm coming in with about one percent brain power today.
I've had a very long day. Guys, I got you. You've successfully
made the fight easier. Although sometimes, and this has happened before, sometimes
when I'm kind of dumb. It's harder because I don't do any funny stuff
or think much. I just go Yeah, it hits you in the face
and you die moving on like like, I don't know what he can do.
My brain hurts. But we'll see. It worked with Death Singer in
the Snow Snow Singer, No, it was. I don't know. They've
named them all, my god, bra They've given them all different names,
haven't they. In the in the discord, there's Snow Singer, there's death
Singer, and there's Snow Singer. Is the one that all slit the throat
out? There was another one. There's another that they used as well,
only ship I am messed up. Mm hmm. Yeah. There's a lot
going on, and I'm going to do my best to remember any of it.
Everybody, Yeah, here we come again, So just to vaguely reset
the scene, there's a lot of things going on. At the center of
everything is this ginormous pathwork. He's huge again, like he is legitimately large
in terms of technical size, and he is very very large to look at,
and he's stomping around. He does have a robe over himself, and
it's a little more finely made than the other orcs clothing. He has this
ring on he he has some armor that seems to be under them and ring
noticed as well that he had some tattoos that were similar to the tattoos that
she and some of the other members of the Cult of prey Terator have.
That is led by death Singer, and he's stomping around and he's just flattening
people. You you told McKinnon to move out of the way, so we
probably seen McKinnon skirting around this this boulder in front of her. She runs
up and towards where you are hero in a kind of like wild escape to
avoid being crushed by this this giant orc there is nineteen and Drift are up
towards the top of the attlefield. Drift, you were running towards him.
I think you had a plan. I think you were kind of mirroring this
other figure which has come into the fire, Stubby Stout Boots Stout Boots the
dwarf from the very beginning of the campaign, the merchant who had all the
stories, who was murdered by Dastliner. This guy has showed up with vengeance
and a bottle of whiskey and He's got this very nice large ornate bow which
he has been firing wildly and kind of just running at the Orc, believing
him to be the murderer of Stout boots his brother Hero over here, people
throwing javelins at you. There are a bunch of Orcs on the other side
of the rivers of flava, A bunch and Rin is standing in the flava.
We also have a couple of the Archers around, including Blue Valkyrie,
who doesn't really need healing, and Red Archer. Not to be confused with
the Red Arrow, because that is a We don't own that property legally,
so it is just called Red Archer, and it doesn't look like the same
DC character that we all know and love. He was buying myself time.
Good shut up. I'm going to try and kill you all now. But
first, McKinnon skids over to the edge of the flavor here and turns around,
pulling her bow out. She she knocks an arrow and aims it at
the giant or Now, do you all remember which extra characters you were controlling?
I gave you each another thing to control, so as long as you
remember all of that, we're good to go. And I will roll for
McKinnon as she fires towards Goth goal, which is a hit, and then
she rolls an extra D ten because they have the option to add an extra
D ten either to their attack roll or to their damage, so she is
going to deal a grand total of nine piercing damage. Is an arrow launches
forward, She skids to the ear, turns around off goes an arrow for
wards Goth goal here, and yeah, it strikes him and you see it
kind of draw blood as it hits, like a chunky shoulder portion of exposed
flesh. How's God got looking like? Just overawe, he's still looking beastly.
I me an insight check. I mean that, Yeah, give me
an inside check with advantage just for everybody, you'll have the same you'll have
the same idea. So he's looking kind of beat up, like he's got
a lot of wounds on him. Now he's got several kind of bruises and
swellings. He's got some cuts going on, he's got a lot of arrows
in him. Dunes was advantage because it's for all of you. You're all
doing it, so you all get at sixteen, so you'll see this.
He uh, he's got a lot of wounds on him, but he and
he's also he came in with a few as if he'd already been in the
fight for a few hours like most of the people that were here on the
battlefield before you. And yeah, he looks like real like he should be
dying. Really. He's got a lot of cuts and bruises and wounds,
and some of these arrows look like they're very deep. He's got various sections
of his robe which cart and the thick kind of like welts and dark blood
kind of running down him and suggesting that he's got these deeper wounds from swords
or something previously. That being said, although he was moving slow when you
first met him, because he's very big, he's just he's moving as if
he's not even wounded. But he looks he looks beat up either way.
So yeah, you get the sense that he's you know, you're looking at
him like this guy should be dead. If you, if you took the
amount of wounds relatively speaking, and placed them on your own body, you
would be dead. Kind of thing. He's a beast. It looks like
you might be a bit of a beast. Red archer who was in control
of that one. You John's great. So the Red Archer is gonna can
I see him from where I'm at climb up like right here, Yeah,
you can. You can pop your head up. It's probably only like ten
feet, so you can jump up a few feet and poke your head over
the top, kind of like being in a craine. So you see the
Red Archers climb up to the top and just instantly activating Archer's eye and it's
going to fire at Goth, at the Goths, the big fire at the
Big Boy, trying to bring the big Boy down. Yeah, what is
that? Nineteen nineteen is hey, miss, I will add that ten.
I completely missed McKinnon's heir as well, so it's twenty one McKinnon did,
miss. I just thank god you're tired, all right? I just twenty
two twenty two. Let's see twenty two? Is it hit? Great?
Five damage from the searcher and then he'll immediately like immediately the archer jumps back
down and he's like, just stay in cover. Then back to whoever's turn
is right. Yeah, the the very large form sees this arrow come in.
It probably grazes across his shoulder as well. Before Blue Valkyrie it's your
turn. Okay, holy shit, whoa, that's a grit, that's a
crit yep, damage, Okay? Can I still also roll for the damage?
Then it's double yes, okay? Can should get to do it twice
or it's just double that attack You hit the attack text and then you're old
two D ten instead. How do you want to kill it? Pierced?
There is the her husband just died. Yeah, of the priest use hair
nearby. So what is that in tol eating Eateen eighteen? Yeah, this
awesome arrow launches fourth and you see it strike him like in the chest.
It hits him in the top left pectoral area, but you see it bury
itself deep. It punctures through the armor that he has underneath this robe,
and it buries deep. And he even reacts to it this time. He's
not reacted to every attack that has hit him, even when they've looked bad.
But he kind of stumbles a moment, and you can see that it
breaks his attention that he had for a second on the archer in front of
him as you deal eighteen damage, which brings him to that, and I
think it breaks his attention enough to allow this other archer to disengage from him
and move over to where McKinnon is. But that does use our actions that
you can survive. Em Stride is still engaged with the with the Orc.
He's the second in command. He's in charge now pretty much of this platoon.
And he's that he's kind of bold looking. He's got tattoos and wounds.
He looks like something from from from years of war. He's like one
of those looking dudes, like he's a rough looking guy. Yes, the
the Yeah, he looks like a cog. The gigantic form. Let me
see here. Yeah, damn, the gigantic form of goth Gold. The
white Colossal turned to him and now that he has all these this damage dealt
to him, he's got this arrow that's just deep within his within his lung.
You see a little tiny rivulet of blood run down from one side of
his mouth as he turns on Mstride and brings his iron fist back up again
as if to strike. And he gets a lot of attacks. So let
me just read. Oh my god, all right, he has advantage.
So one hit with advantage is at twenty four, which is a hit,
and he strikes m Stride. It was colossal fist of his doing eleven bludgeoning.
Who's in charge of Mstride? I am give me a DC seventeen strength
savings throne. Sorry, let me pull that up. Come on, m
Stride, please, come on, body alive, don't get thrown twenty twenty.
Sorry, you take eleven bludgeoning damage as this, this gigantic fist comes
down and just strikes them stride and you see him strike kind of like definitely
would stumble backwards within this five foot kind of area, but he isn't slow.
You've got nowhere, New York. He's going to hit you again.
Mess with advantage time. Let's see eleven. This is exactly what happens in
the movie is when somebody says creature twenty five. This time he's dealing eighteen
bludgeoning damage. I think, what is your You can see somewhat that you
have lower Oh yeah, he's down, no stride. It means he also
fails his saving thro um and he has launched thirty feet away. I think
he's in exact. I think this is just a repeat almost of what happens
here too through Mstride, as to what happened with Stone Sworn, the the
Orc brings this this orc giant sort of iron fist, and he does have
these these gauntlets on, and he just not gauntlets braces on, and he
hits him with that backhand almost and spins Mstride through the Amstride already dead as
his head turns unnaturally around too far. Mstride lands and rolls over in the
flava, catching fire, and Mstride is killed and burned. The The orc
looks around now, and he's gonna stand this battlefield and decide what to do
next, because he for the first time looks a little wounded as he this
blood kind of runs out of his mouth. He grabs at that that arrow
and snaps it off and looks about. Let's see here what he's gonna want
to do? You look great today, Brad. Movement what let's see here?
So his movement, his movement will only carry him this far the wards
McKinnon and the other archer. He moves. Oh fuck, he stump forward.
I actually secretly really like where he's at. Right, me too,
me too. He stomps forward. When he goes to your Durnivers, whispering
doesn't work. He stumps forward and he is going to stomping foot move with
advantage on hill. They're not prone. Yeah, I know they're not prone.
He's still this is still a movie he can do. He doesn't have
a long advantage if they're prone, all right, he's got a bondage from
them. Another bullshit thing going on twenty on McKinnon, is it definitely don't
kill her, dude, don't kill her. She will take six bluncheoning damage,
another eight as he kind of like just he brings his foot down and
stumps in front of her, and you see the ground tremble for portos.
Yeah you it's fourteen. Could you imagine it work like that? Stampings?
Alright, So she takes a little damage, and then he's gonna try and
do the same thing to the other one. As he's kind of just flailing
his legs around, he brings a kick down towards the other archer and on
at fifteen. I think that is a miss, Yes it is. He's
kind of war attacks. Now. I thought he had three. He's always
had four. Yeah. The he kind of stands and you see him kind
of shake his head a little bit, as if he's kind of like trying
to hold on to consciousness or his concentration or something like that, bringing him
to the end of his turn. The hawks turns, Oh my god,
for a few orcs that get to have a go. There's one like right
there. Let me just see, I'm gonna give I'm gonna roll the dice
to this side. What this orc is gonna do because he does have a
directive. Yeah, this orc, if you can make it, yep,
runs all the way over to you, Drift. See why see him turn
around and he's like his eyes his eyes glance over Ero as if that would
be his like most preferred target. But a flutter backwards towards the towards golf
goal and then he runs. He just bee lines over towards you, Drift.
Can we can we just say, like after he attacks McKinnon, m
he looked at me for a reason and then decided to go with Drift because
if you looked at me, you'd see all this fire start swirling around me.
Right, yeah, sure, this is the little old This isn't the
big arc because there's just another rawk in there. But yeah, and then
Drift he's just he's just bringing his great act down and he I'll dodge it,
screams at you. Twenty one. I can't dodge that. And yeah,
the great axe comes down and a nasty wound like and I think this
is probably really random to you, just as random as it probably seems.
He just turns around and runs for you. He brings his axe into wildly
down towards you, and then you've just taken unawares and it cuts that's a
nasty slash down your down your front there. And we're going to start throwing
javelins one towards Eero. Just to be clear which ones are ming with the
javelins right now? These two on the other side here, So this one,
the first one is towards you. The second one is toward m Stride
with this advantage. Yeah, so the first one hits you, which is
this one? The second one is a seven and it flies over the top
of you two. But the first javelin comes in, No Warrus doesn't get
hit, and you see the hero begins to kind of flame on and the
fires begin to immolate his as a javelin comes in and strikes you from behind
from one of these orbits are on the rocks. There are now seven damage.
Yes, there's gonna be two more coming in one towards you, one
towards wires. Again, those guys will have disadvantage, and they have disadvantage.
Yet first one towards you on a twelve, second one towards on a
fourteen miss and these last three are coming at you. Rin Okay, this
is wow. So at fourteen and eight and a seven, yep, they're
just flying in speak with the lords. Oh, actually, I'm sorry that
fourteen did hit me? I get hit by the one fourteen? Uh there
was oh okay in that case. Four piercing damage, another four piercing damage,
there's another. Just Javelin's just coming. That's just And these things are
just they're just launching. They're picking things up, and they're throwing them over
from the other side of this kind of rivulum of Barton the Flava. I
believe that is the end of the Orc's turn, and it is now not
am Strite. Unfortunately he is brown bread Mate is dead. But it is
Wiros's term the night, the last surviving night. I think you're in charge.
Byrus, you have the command. I've been thinking for like the last
like five minutes about what I want to do with him, and you keep
making it change because you do something else. Uh, he's looking kind of
beat up, and he kind of looks over an earlier hit us with those
spears, and then you see him sprint and when I say sprint, I
want to attempt if he's got enough movement. Let me make sure he's got
enough movement. Yeah you should. You should have enough movement, right,
what's his movement? Yeah, you're fine? What is his movement? Does
it say? On here? Sure? I think he's I think nine thirty.
Okay, so thirty is not enough? Then thirty thirty is not enough.
Then I do have heavy crossbows though, oh they do, don't they
enough? Not enough to do what I was gonna do. It was gonna
be really cool unless I can use my action to do two things, which
isn't how D and D works. So let me just look at one more
thing then. Okay. So the first thing he's going to do is step
to the side of ear deer and he starts loading his crossboat and he's like,
I don't quite know what I can do up there, clicks it,
picks it up, looks at goth goth girl shoots out of it, and
what was that? You can't call that? I don't believe. How do
I how do I roll there? It is right there? It was nineteen
nine? Thing is a myth. It does hit him, but you see
it just kind of glouns off with some of his arms on his on his
back. But son of a bitch, I guess I didn't work. What
next? He stuck says that to ear dear. Uh, I don't respond.
You just see the fire like increasing around me quite in the right,
and he runs the rest of his distance over to the orc that's over in
front of nineteen and Drift and that's his turn. And that brings us to
nine things time. So the first thing nineteen does is looks at your he
should buy the fire. We have to get him in the fire. Can
you control flames? Is he talking to me? I can push him.
I have a question for Brad if we both if I want to take Drift
with me to try to tackle gospool, is that something that can happen on
one person's turn and it's okay yes or no? I just don't know.
So no, really, you can movement. You can do it with half
movement. You could pick him up. Okay, okay, we need to
get him in the fire. I don't think we should push him. I
think we can grab him with this and you, yeah, you just see
me like shocked and just like because I just got slash that, I'm like,
oh, we got to kill this orc first, and like you just
see me ready like pulling out my sword or whatever you like. As soon
as he says we got to kill this work first, you don't even it's
not even a brief second. Nineteen tries to smash him with his great sword
with a grace. Go, uh, I'm gonna find it on here because
I have it and it's right there. And that is a eight? Why
is that? Is that doing it right? Did that do damage? Nope?
That is a three. It looks different because everything has been advantage disadvantage
and that's all three. Yeah, you you like bring the thing down,
but this orc in front of you looks like he's fined up. And he
brings the center of his great ax up and parry's your great sword away?
What else do you want to do? As soon as he brings it down,
a little gem on his hands or like on his uh on his hip
start slide up and he kind of like pulls almost low motion wise, and
you see a little sparkles and I'm just waiting for Whack to do his thing.
You see a little sparkles go over top of Drift and he cast it
healing word. Thank you so much for for five. Okay, fine,
do you want to move up? All right? Brings up. You should
change your name though in the chat window, because you're rolling as old old
Why that's still happening. I have to change it every time I open ready
to if you change, if you click on the cog in the top right
your name, Yeah, it's in the second. We'll just change it from
man and whatever. Love it saving cool? Do that forever? All right?
Rin, Yeah, this guy is standing in front of you. Give
me perception check. Okay. Yeah. You see him kind of like swaying
a little bit, and he stamps his feet down in front of these two
archers who are like kind of balancing on the edge of the flava in behind
them. You hear driftin nineteen have this kind of hasty conversation where he says,
oh, you've got to push him into the fire. Just says,
oh, I can push him in, but I've gotta Can you hear that?
I don't know, I don't know if you able to hear that.
I don't know, Okay, I was literally whispering that ship didn't say you
were, and therefore you were. He so he fucking totally heard you.
Trust me, he heard you. He glances over towards these two having this
conversation and learns that drift doesn't only pull people into the fire, he can
push people too. So thank you very much for that information anytime, dude.
But I think you see him kind of glance over and see that he's
very aware of it. Okay, Sorry, we left halfway through. I
asked Iro for help. Did he end up casting inspiration on me? I
don't remember. If I don't, I cast it on you before, I
don't. And then I went in and I did the thing and then I
left. I used it. I used it, Okay, Oh boy,
I had to use my inspiration to use my temp HP movement thing. Okay,
I'm gonna try. I'm going to try to fireboat this fucking guy,
all right. Seventeen seventeen comes in, He kind of dodges launches past his
head. Okay, is there a this guy, this priest down here that's
dead? Can I see any weapons on him? Long range weapons like the
human priest. Yeah, yeah, the priest fuse hair down here he has
on him currently? I guess no weapons. He uses spells, he zahila,
there's no weapons on him. Maybe he's got like a dagger on him.
He doesn't, he doesn't have anything. Okay, you're you're looking for
arrows? Yeah I was, yep, yeah, yep, all right,
all right, so in the fight, can I ask you a question outside
of I don't know if like this is meta or whatever. You can tell
me or orcs humanoids? Yeah, holy shit? Okay, nonam, Yep,
you're ready. So you're just gonna see Drift look over at nineteen and
sort of have like a funny kind of moment and just be like, don't
look he he looks, and then I'm like staring at him, and I'm
like I'm gonna make out with this orc. And you just see me like
jump up and like kind of like grapple the back of like the orc's head,
and I'm gonna go for a huge bite. All right, give me
the attack wrong? Fifteen thing is a buy? You buy him? Yeah?
Great? So that'll do a four damage? Yeah? Or is that
is that how much I heal for? I think that does four piercing and
three necrotic. And then you roll a D four and you get a D
four plus your dex modifire back. So I roll one D four plus my
dex modified. Just do one D four. Joh okay, you can yeah,
whatever whatever you want. One what's your dex mod? Dex mod is
a beautiful little what is it? Three? So I get four HB Yeah,
what does this look like? This is awesome? I mean it's it's
literally like you just see me, Like it's so cliche, but like you
see me just wrap around his neck. You just see like the head,
like the head just flaps like ninety degrees back and then like all to the
neck and you just see like you just hear like a and then it's just
done. Yeah, And you slack in this blood and it gives you strange
and you feel good and it heals you. And this whole place, all
these people, all these bodies, all this blood, all this death,
all this chaos, this is this is more of a home to you than
you. Don't need you. You didn't need that family, you didn't need
these people with you. You just needed this, the blood, the chaos,
the death, because it makes you strong. It makes you stronger.
With enough blood and death and chaos, you can control everything. You can
just become the most powerful being. You don't need to worry about any of
these things that you're worrying about, right, you know? Yeah, of
course you probably feel amazing. And then you kind of kind of snap back
and you're drinking this blood and there's an orc kind of like dragging you off
of his neck. What do you do next? Well, isn't that is
that my that's my move that's my movement, right, but that's my action
correct? Mm hmmm. I don't know what it is, but do wit?
Do wit? I don't know what you're gonna do, but do My
only problem with this class is it's really like you get an action. You
know, there's not a bunch of bonus action things your bombs. You should
try playing a normal Warlock where all you do is Eldrich blast and that's it
and nothing else. All you do so many good memes about it means there
are DMD memes and they are awesome, and the best ones of the Warlock
only gets an Eldridge glass type memes. Anyway, carry on, what would
you like to do? Explad is so dope, but yeah, normal wack
is this is this high up that thing? Yeah? Um hmm, roll
me a D twenty. Okay, how much it is in feet high?
It's like eleven feet high at its highest point. But these are like loose
rocks that seem to have come down and broken off of the mountain. It
would be bouldering to try and climb up them. So you're gonna see drift
on him, and then you're gonna see me if you're okay with this sort
of with this power in this the blood, I just feel so strong.
I'm going to push off off the orcs chest and backflip up to the top
because I do have a new racial ability, which is you know, I
can like pretty much hang off the top of walls and climbing as no big
deal whatsoever for me. So I want to I know, I'll give him
an opportunity of attack, but you want to see drift just like spring off
and up this cliff back. Yeah, I'll roll the time first because he's
for sure would try and try and hit you with the course seventeen is a
miss. Yeah, you can do your movement of this thing. You don't
take any penalties for climbing now great, I'm just good. It's very I
mean it's very like the initial backflip to the top and then like he's just
gonna like you're gonna see him like looking down at the ark and go bye,
and then you're just gonna see him like skirtle off like over my Stout
Boots. Yeah, you fucking climb away, right, and my turn is
over wildly easily. Stout Boots is the dwarf which seems to be sort of
chasing after after Goth goal, and he watches him run across the thing and
sort of he's just giving chase. So I'm gonna make him he's actually gonna
jump down because he's kind of crazy and drunk. I'm gonna make him do
a deck check unless he has any other ship, you know. And nine
is a failure. As he stumbles down the side of this mountain and lands
on his arse, he kind of like brings his arrow out. He's not
so drunk, he's not looking where he's going, he's just following Goth goal
and he kind of just brings this. He's like grabbing at an arrow.
Here you fucking fast. As he kind of domed lands on his butt.
He still fires an arrow though he's gonna fire an arrow at golf goal.
I'm Bennie Billy, your vice dip off goes the arrow to the sound of
what twenty seven? Holy shit, who is your shooting? He is firing
it at Goth goal and God not me if he saw me eat that,
or he would definitely have shot me, which is a grand total of twenty
thirteen plus eight for the bonus twenty one damage twenty one damage. This arrow
flies through, He hits his arm and just off the arrow goes the huge
form of Goth Gol. The White Colossal is just barely even aware of this
drunken dalk which has been chasing him aroun round for a while, and the
arrow strikes him square in the back of the head. The giant orc stumbles
forward, his eyes rin you see one of them kind of rolls up into
the back of his head a little bit. Suddenly, a load of blood
runs out of his nose and he falls forward as he is reduced to zero.
I'm so upset. I'm so upset. I think I'm more upset than
I was last fifty bucks. No one could would have stubby the land I
was going to kill the ship out of him. The orc lands on his
face. McKinnon probably barely dances out of the way of it, just jumps
out of the way as this orc hits the ground. But it's not over.
You've still got other orcs and stuff to deal with here that are throwing
ship at you. Stubby stout Booze is kind of looking through one eye and
on his art either dark at him. You faster, you big, faster,
and the harder they fall, the bigger they are. Eh fuck you
know, and he kind of like attempts to stand up. You're a hear
it's your turn. Oh my god, now you don't have to cast that
spell here there it was gonna be. I had a really cool thing planned.
Fucking son of a bitch, okay, Uh yeah, So I see
goth gll hit the ground. I'm like looking frantically like at McKinnon making sure
she's okay. And this fire is just like channeling through me, like I
I think I probably look uh closer to something like this, Like God,
it's just bubbling up all my body like so much fire and it channels through
uh my fingertips as I as I just yell, uh is this enough Is
this enough? And I cast a fire bolt towards uh mm hmmm, probably
the orc over here. That's fucking awesome. So twelve in front of nineteen.
Now this week we're here. Well that is unfortunately just a miss.
And then I'm gonna cast a uh I'm gonna cast a healing word on myself
and yell, are you all right? Are you all right? McKinnon?
Uh? She she is like looking down. The two archers are looking down
at this ginormous dead orc on the ground, and wide eyed, she looks
at herself. She's got a couple of wounds. She looks like she's got
a like a few sort of little bruises and scrapes, but for the most
part she seems pretty pretty okay. And she waves over at you. Yes,
I'm fine. The rest of them, yes, And she brings an
arrow out and turns around. Let's see, is that the end of your
turn? Are you moving? That's the end of my turn? Uh?
Yeah, I might move. Actually I'll probably move to like over here.
Yeah, right about there, McKinnon is going to fire at the same aunt
that you did on A thirteen. That is a hit. She also gets
the one D ten of extra damage or a total of how do you want
to kill it? She just she sees you, and she sees his other
orc like bring a javelin up, like he's going to throw it at your
hero. And then his eye disappears and is replaced with the feathers of the
the arrow that struck him as he falls off of the top lands in the
flava and ignites. He is dead. Then the second archer will fire at
the one next to him as she kind of gets her bearings as well,
fires this longbow that is also a hit. I don't know what just happened
here. No, not that one. This one for five plus one six
piercing damage. Not quite as good as McKinnon, but she deals six damage
to the orc next to the one which was just felled. Bringing us to
the Red arch. Red archers just gonna what's the range? Is it?
One twenty? Uh? Yeah? Yes, Red Archer is just gonna from
back here trying and take out this orc all the way on the back left
line. Okay, you see red archer draw bow and definitely activate the archer's
eye as well as you see the archer squint one of his eyes. I'm
assuming he is always on. Yeah, cool, great, then I don't
need to say it, and then longbo thirteen that's a hit. Great.
Damage will be six plus one D ten, which is seven. That is
thirteen damage. Nice. It's a lot of damage, but not quite enough.
You see the or ruck. It's wringing his big chunky neck and he
kind of stumbles backwards and pulls this thing out and a load of blood runs
down his front and he grips it with his arm, looking out to see
where this arrow came from. He can't really work it out. You can
move the red archer if you want. I'm happy, you know what,
I'll move it up a little bit here. Oh twenty is going crazy today.
I'm sorry. Chat people watching on the stream. It's like the map
is bouncing all over the place. It's trying to catch up with me moving
it around. Lou Valkyrie, it is your turn. Yes, I also
attack that same orc from back where I am. All right, give me
that attack rong it's twelve. Twelve is a miss. You can roll the
D ten to add to that attack. Roll there, Oh you need one,
and he's really slow right now, tooken Oh are yeah? Give me
the damage too. It dies will it not. Let me just roll damage
on the long. Oh there we go eight piercing. Yeah, how do
you want to kill this orc? Let's have oh probably not. Can we
just have him spinn into the flava police Like the arrow hits him on the
shoulder and he just spins around and falls into the flava and like burns up.
Absolutely. Yeah yeah, um oh god m this scene is so cool,
like we just like the big bosses just dropped and all these arrows and
just spells are going across this like like just this like tuggle war is so
cool. No, I need to roll for the other orc, which was
which was chasing you drift because he needs to see where the golf ball stand
or not to decide whether he does not see it, so he thinks he
has to keep following you. So I'm gonna matamn. Is he gonna try
to climb up? Climb up, get a rack of opportunity? He will
do? Yeah, let me count badly. Oh he's actually climbing up pretty
well. He just starts climbing up this thing. Yeah, give me a
tech rolls to wire us and for nineteen uh, Wirous is going to be
the first to go at it. And goes within eleven and there's a miss,
right, and then jumps up onto the boulders and starts to climb away.
He's really wanting to kill me, and as he sees weirs miss,
he thinks he's gonna kill him. And then nightteen goes no, goes for
a threes a hit. Now there's a total of eleven slashing damage. We'd
like to kill him. So as he's climbing, he turns his back to
me and he just takes the sword and just buries it into his back and
looks at drift and rips it out. And then he turns and he looks
towards where guy down on the ground. Nice. Yeah, he does not
get away zero dear, there will be a javelin coming to you with this
advantage from this or uh black wow, natural one is a mess. Let
me see. Can you please roll a D twenty, Brad? How about
you roll me a D twenty john s Man, all right, no problems,
it too far, ty roll two D twenty. Oh yes, the
twenties, could you imagine, Oh my god, rot me another two D
twenty. The fifteen means you need to roll me a D six. The
sport Or, you're messing him up. The moment, the Or brings his
hand down to grab at a javelin and shoves it through his own hand,
damage to himself. Then at twelve um he pulls a muscle in his arm
and has disadvantage on all of his attack rolls from now one and then six.
His weapon is damage. He drops his all of his javelins into the
flava. And I'm going to make him do something which isn't in this,
which is essentially a will save. I'm going to give you a whiz check
here two, he says in Orcish, but I'll translate for you. He
looks. He looks at the gigantic ports of goth Gol, laying dead in
front of the two archers, and fuck these. He turns around and to
run and uses this movement to run. He just starts running away. He
just does running away. I think it was about them. The other Or,
however, can only really attack rin. I think, so brace yourself.
Let's see they can do. Maybe they can't all read you, but
let's see, oh they can one, two, three, four javelins coming
at you. Let's see here that you want to roll yesterday one two three
four there's another natural one in there, but let's deal with that last.
Yeah, twenty one eighteen nine yep, just the twenty one twenty one here
the disadvantage, right, it's just sixteen ten were missed? Nothing hit start
roll twenty the failure or what's your ac You got acy higher than sixteen?
Yes? I do? Wow, I don't know how she does even about
sure? Uh seven, all enemies are made aware of your location, which
is already the case. So yeah, all these javelins continue to fly over.
Yeah, okay, why ross Uh? He sees nineteen stick the sword
in the back and he goes, you got what many turns? And he
kind of looks over the battlefield and goes whoa like kind of like a hysterical,
scared out of his mind, thinks we're winning kind of last and he
runs over here and he loads his big ass crossbug again and and shoots the
orc that is closest to the dead orc across the river. He's going to
go with a total of attack of maybe like a ten. Yeah, launches
over the top of the or, which is why I hit people with whips.
Nineteen looks at drift. I'm gonna cut his head off and he The
first thing he does is uses all of his movement to get over by you
know, same kind of area is he talking about the main guy? He's
gonna cut fucking Coole's head off, or attempt to. We'll see how that
goes on our next episode. Anyways, he then you kind of see him
for the first time. He starts like kind of flaming up a little bit,
but he doesn't completely flam because he's not going to turn the flame on
himself. But in fact, he is going to do something a little bit
different that he has not done yet. He is going to cast that is
the wrong thing. I need this. He is going to also cast a
firebolt, but first I want to make sure I know, yeah, the
distance is good enough. He's going to throw a firebolt at the same Orc
that he just tried to shoot at that we're strong. Since I've heard you
say, I shoot a firebolt to make you kind of emotional and little nostalgy,
did you have advantage all? With a fourth inspiration point, he goes
with a twenty one and then I fat hits, which I assume it does
nine fire damage nine fire damage. The orc in front of you sees this
firebolt launching towards him in the shape of a strange sort of satur and uh
hits him and he stumbles backwards, his hired armor kind of igniting a little
bit around him. Oh after he after he hits him, he screams at
all of the Orcs, what was He goes, your leader is dead.
You're next, and he points at all of them, and he kind of
just points across all of him, and he takes his great sword. He
like kind of like goes like this when it puts it away and pulls out
his sword and his shield just kind of looks at him. Intimidation check,
contested, intimidation checks. You've got to beat a three and natural one with
a eleven. Yeah, I don't even need to worry. They are currently
fleeing the battlefield. Oh my god, all of them. Just you see
one of the larger rocks on the other side of the flava looked at the
one which is running away. One of the the Orcs next to him looks
towards where large corpse of goth Goal is, and the smallest of all of
the Orcs here turns and says rich Red Rich Ruth, and they start to
run away. We still get our turn, right, you can if you
want to still do things. Yes I do, yeah, I do too.
But they are turning away and running, so Rin, it is your
turn. I want to take the ring off of the big dead org Oh
yeah, yeah, oh yeah, all right, well yeah, okay,
sure, the other rocks running away, Rin's coming in Jesus lord, this
map is doing some weird things. Okay, yeah, where are you?
All right? So you're running over to him, Yeah, what are you
trying to do? But yes, I'm taking the ring off of him,
just grabbing his hand. You're not cutting his hand off or anything. What
do you That's what I mean? Well, I guess it depends. Do
I feel anything when I get close to the ring. It doesn't feel like
it's gonna put zess me give me, I guess. Can I inspect the
ring? Give me an arkana check, okay, special occult bullshit, give
me advantage? No, because it's not an archaic ring. Okay, but
in eighteen yeah, you see this like, as you're approaching this ring,
it's it's weird, but it's not. I mean again, you notice that
it's not got any archaic on it. It doesn't look like a prey territor,
thing that you would have tried to cover or recover from an archaeological dig
or anything. Everything that a territory has ever been after has has had that
archaic writing on it. They obviously have other magical items. If someone finds
one, they're going to keep it. But for the most part, this
isn't the type of thing that they would cover. Probably it would seem sorry,
no, you go ahead. It would seem like it was the orcs
and not necessarily something that not necessarily the ring. Okay. Other than that,
this thing it looks like you would be able to take it off.
It kind of has an element of energy to it. Maybe as you look
at it it gets that kind of like heat mirage kind of around the edges
of it. But for the most part, party looks dormant to you.
Okay, do you have anything else on him that looks like it might be
magical or an artifact that I might be interested in? Are you taking the
ring first? Yeah? If it doesn't seem to do much, then yeah,
something's happening. I know, give me a strength saving throw. I
knew it was an over I mean, technically that ring is as big as
her waist. If you think about the seventy two, it's very big.
A twenty two. You must swear. I just a belt, a great
roll. That was a great role. It's a really good time to go
for that. Because as you reach down to grab at this ring, oh
no, is he gonna grab me? Ye? Your your, your hand
grabs it his very large his very large index finger, and his hands suddenly
serve I love the glagsler. He rolls a natural twenty five holy ship,
and you reach down and grab his finger and go to pull at the ring
to pull this thing off, and then suddenly you feel the crunch as this
gigantic hand closes around your wrist. That is where we're gonna go with our
break. No, no, what this evening. I am also in favor
of skipping. I don't care because I need to be really I'm sorry,
sorry, we are We have to go through a break or I'm gonna wet
myself. Okay, alright, we'll be back in a few minutes with yours.
I don't want to please, don't make me. We'll be back in
a few minutes to see what happens next. What happens next? What's going
on in a few minutes. Thanks for watching, everybody, and we'll be
back. So there we are. We're back. Hi, everybody that's still
screaming. How do they quit a strength he needed to do? You know
what really sucks? If you want to say that really sucks, Pumpkin,
do you want to past it? If you had past it, you'd have
the ring, if you had won that strength, Yeah, you would have
the ring and the next part significantly easier. Right, So, rin,
he's got you your your arm and he's he's he's on the ground and he
starts to stir, but he like his gigantic arm has got you in a
vice like grip it. Probably you can do Yeah, you can do my
turn or I think you can. Okay, bless you. You kind of
just reached down and then suddenly he grabbed you. It didn't really take your
action necessarily. Advantage. Here's prone. I'll give you a advantage. Yeah,
except and then that's okay. I do get I do get to to
attack turns, so I can do that again. But still like what the
branch two more tens, I'm leaving, you get two more tents, you
instantly die, okay, And I'm gonna spend a key point to stun him.
Please, let's go stunning strike this bitch, so he has to do
a constitution saving through doing it. Now I'm fucking damage please Oh yes,
that too? Oh yeah, that beats it for sure. All right,
you kick him in the head or something. Uh yeah, I'm gonna punch
him right in the face. And also I can actually as a bonus action,
I can do it again. Oh yeah, then yeah, I'm just
gonna like punch him in the back of the head adilly, like, let's
go, so I will act, I will actually let me just make sure
that this isn't This is a key point, I believe, bonus section flury
of blows, right, yes, one key point to make two more.
Okay, all right, we're going again. Oh please, for the love
of Pete. Twenty three. Twenty three is a hit, come on,
seven seven damage. Twenty one is a hit. Nine your nuts? Nine
damage? Okay? And is that is that the that's literally it. I
can't because he's got me, he's grabbed me, right, I can't try
to leave. Yeah, yeah, it's fine, I'd rather I'd rather Yeah,
your rift your turn, boy, Brade can ask you a question.
What is your question? My child. If I if I push the orc,
will the archer go with Will McKinnon or the archer go with him into
the flav or Wrin? Well, I'm not the direction I'm in it.
It would probably be bottom archer. We'll go in to Flava's on THI could
I yell I am naked archer to move naked in the t Yeah, I
couldn't. Yeah, but they wouldn't move until the turn their turn. Can
I ready my blast until their turns over? Yeah? I could? You
can hold an action yeah, to go off on a certain trigger, So
you can say, I hold my action to fire my old ritch blast,
kill the around all the way exactly what it is. So I'm gonna yell
out. But then he's gonna know, but whatever, it doesn't matter,
It doesn't matter. I'm gonna yell out to the archers and the wrin and
I'll be like, clear the path, clear the path of the lava.
Move to the side. I'm gonna blast them, and you're just gonna see
me start swirling up my yeah, my eldritch blast. So I'm gonna ready
my eldridge blast to go off once they or at least the bottom one moves
because it's a straight line. So I really hope that bottom one listen,
Okay, so I will probably also shout with them to move out of the
way. We can speak during this time, Okay, I don't want to
and h Then you're gonna see me start moving my hero. Oh wait,
can I run while yelling that? Yeah? And still ready my action?
Correct? Great, You're gonna choose one walk, talk or fire, and
I'm gonna get like right by euro. So it's more of a diagonal down
motion on the because it's gonna be straight. Actually, now I'll go right
right here. Okay. Then it is Stubby sum boots gone. He's on
his eyes and he is shouting out of its woods. You drifting, you
are he's our buck by stetic moving, he's back up, you buck up,
daddy. So may then, yes, he's gonna move some of his
uh, some of his movements that he can do. He is no longer
friends. I'll take that off disadvantage to pron target with a range attact,
and he's gonna fire his arrow with this advantage to war. Please don't shoot
me the goal, auntie. Stubby, Yes, you are fires his long
bow disadvantage thirteen. Yeah, he just misses. It's just a straight launches
out eight launch and he's a big budget but he's a bit fat. Away
he starts to he carries on, stumbling forward. He brings up this whiskey
bowl and you can see there's only like two or three swigs left in it,
and he just downs the rest and launches it. Here. It's smash
in the distance, and he continues to stumble forwards, bringing us to Girodar.
I see this guy moving again. Yes, you see the fire envelope
me once more. This is what you wanted. It is actually and it's
all sort of like channeling through the through my toes, through my body,
and my eyes like light up with fire. And I'm gonna rush down here
and I'm going to say, next time, pick on someone your own size,
and I'm going to fire a burning hands at level four love the wow.
Oh that just sounds crazy. This is so, This is so eight
plus an additional one two three fire one two three because that didn't roll.
It didn't ask me for the thing three D six all right, I'm just
checking the spell here. I think it's an extra three D six one two
three. Be it an extra three D six. That's twenty five fire damage.
I believe this is a dexterity saving throw. Can you make me a
charisma check? Oh? Fuck twenty The ring that is next to ring glows
next to your face. Ring starts to make this very strange noise. The
count a spell goes off. Fuck ah, it is not successful as always.
Flame level four Yeah, rushes in to to hit goth goal his gigantic
form. He's enveloped in flames. Oh my gosh. He you hear him
cry out as well, like from from down burn it was how much damage?
Twenty five? Twenty five? Uh? Nice? Yeah, there's this
huge amount of flame overtakes go gold and just do I see that that his
ring tries the counter spell or no way I would know that. I'm just
thinking from my spell with that, I'm gonna cast on. I'm like,
you can make anconna check. Thank you doing it now? Twenty oh thank
god? I think you're not expecting it to two be like you're probably you've
counter spell may be used before people using like quotions or like it was used
on me in that and like say things. But you see that the ring
tries to stop this spell. You can see like at first it maybe flickers
or something, or like the ring kind of absorbs a little bit of the
flame, as if it's trying to stop this thing from happening. So I
think you are probably aware that this ring has the ability to do something like
a counter spell. Yeah, okay, and that's my main attack. I
have a healing word. Uh no, I can't use that. I will
so I can still use a I will use a bartic inspiration on m I'm
gonna say on either McKinnon or Wren. I think on McKinnon, h okay,
h and I yell uh make sure he's finished. He's like freaking out.
The artist and and and Wrin are all right next to him, and
they're like, like, he still got me right? Yea, your condition
grappled? Yeah that's what I thought you mean the healing word. No,
no, no healing word. I can't sorry, okay, yeah McKinnon,
he's still down, bron correct he is, Yes, So she can move,
she can If he tries to hit her, then he gets a disadvantaged
attack, oh ship to do. So she runs. He doesn't attack,
and she jumps up on top of this thing, these set of rocks,
and as she's moving, she throws a longbow shot down. Oh no,
at disadvantage. That is a natural one. Uh, whack Romney. I
had to give it to whack natural one on a natural one, all right,
whack romm. A D four left is wine? Fuck, dude.
She just threw her fucking longbow in the drink, in the fire, onto
these rocks and turns around. And now she's turning, she just stumbles a
little one one of the rocks and because of the anxiety, the fear,
the panics, she and you see her just let go of this long bow
and it falls and ignites, and she panics and shit, and she just
does the rest of her movement, bails out, starts worried and looking around.
She does have a short sword and she kind of puts one hand on
it, but she's kind of freaking out and looking about the second. Wait,
didn't she have she had advantage, right, didn't you give her inspiration?
Oh you didn't, mantle, you did, Bardic. Sorry. The
other one runs same, either attempts to make for the same maneuver, fires
an arrow on a twenty three even with disadvantage. That is a hit.
Wow, finally doing some damage. Archer too with a tune of fifteen piercing
damage. She just jumps up on these rocks where McKinnon is and where McKinnon
fail. She turns around, fires an arrow straight into the back of this
now kind of smoldering back. The robe on this on this orc is all
but completely disintegrated, and there's smoke and smolder and the smell of kind of
burnt flesh and old robes. And an arrow hits him in the side.
He grunts. He's starting to make him a little more. And you what
did my action go off? Oh yeah it can. Sorry, yeah,
you can give me your give me your ship here. So hey, real
quick, I want to backtrack to two rounds ago. I know that's crazy,
but I gotta do it. Uh So, all of a sudden,
just because I'm new in this body and everything, all of a sudden,
you just see, like my skin as I'm running down start blistering and like
it like popping a little, and I start taking a little bit of damage.
And I noticed that because nineteen castied healing word on me, healing,
normal healing actually does damage to me. I can't get healed. That's something
in my racial profile that I start noticing. So all of a sudden,
like these blisters start popping on my body and blood pours out, and I'm
like, and I realize it's from the healing word. So I take five
damage. Just gotta play it fair, and then I will throw out my
attacks, my others bless first one, Yeah, twenty five, I am.
It's a hit with the push and that damage is right there. And
then I get another one and that is a twenty five living damage plus you.
I hate to be an asshole, but it was disadvantage. Why is
that? Does it arranged attack one of those just the twenty five rather disadvantage,
give me another, get another seventeen this advantage again, it doesn't matter.
That's not gonna hit. No, you have disadvantaged. Yeah, that's
not gonna so and then he gets pushed. Then he gets a straight line
from where I am, right line from where you are, and it's how
much ten feet come on you? You once were up the huge form of
this org line across the ground with it with with rin and Tony kind of
rolls over and you see his eyes kind of open up and start to look
around as he's pushed across the ground ten feet partially into the flava. Oh
no, no, it's gonna be two face rolls over and then one side
of him just ignites one of his one of his arms. Give me what
was it? Three D ten? Yep, three D ten your piece of
ship? Letn goddamn it? Okay damage? Who we always get ones in
those exact ah And that is the end of that turn. That bringing us
to Red Archer and Blue Valkyrie. Red arch I wanted to kill him so
bad. Whose turn is there now? Red Archer? Right? Red Archer?
Yeah, great, Red Archer is just gonna bring back the bow and
be like what what And then he's just gonna fire at the Goth girl.
What seven? Roll one? Tend to try and make that better? Ten
damage or ten hits miss launches high. He's freaked out. He's never seen
anything like this, this poor Archer. Come back to dead Blue Valkyrie.
You get in the tank disadvantage. It's a range weapon, right, this
is why you have disadvantage. Oh right, right right? So eleven eleven,
yeah, yeah, five making that sixteen yeah, two arrows launching over
the top of goth goal. Are you guys moving your alternative characters? NOP
brings us to oh fuck, I'm dead. Think you're dead. He's holding
on to me. I was gonna say he's got her wrist and her get
dragged with them. Yeah, up, and he's and he's like patting at
the at the flame. But he starts to move. I didn't know that,
wouldn't he wouldn't you take damage again? Him his turn? Yes?
Give me three d ten? Come on, take him out? Please?
I have you? Oh that was one. I'm just gonna do it three
times two? God damn it. We're sincerely always eleven damage not enough to
kill him? No. He jumps up, grabs grabbing Wren, holding Wrin,
moves let's see. Yeah, so you moved. Do you take another
damage? Do I know? I'm grappled and I was like, opportunity,
you have attack but I can't. He moves over here, bring brin.
Yes, sorry, with them, I got it. Can I just like
wrap my legs around him and cover him and slammer. Sorry, he's probably
just dragging you with him like a doll at this. I mean, I
am on fire? Is he he hurt? At least for that? Correct?
The other arm reaches down to his side, where he pulls out a
kind of a polearm. Looking thing, brings this pole up, slams it
in the air, and then both ends open up to the double bladed axe
that he had huge acts. He looks around. He's all burnt up.
He's got arrows, and he's got one of the back of his head.
He's looking about each of you. One of his eyes rolled back up into
his head, right which one was there? He's left eye, but it's
it's back down. It's super blood shot. He's got blood running from his
nose, from his mouth, his lung shot. He's got all these wounds
and cuts. He's partially on fire. His right arm is just destroyed from
flame. You can see the boils raising up Rin. You can smell the
stench of this kind of burnt skin. He brings out his great acts and
he is going to attack you, Wrin with the double bladed acts. One
attack coming in on a fourteen, No one coming in on a twenty five.
Oh yeah, feeling fifteen slashing damage. He holds this axe out and
just now you will wound, brings it across your stomach, probably opens up
a terrible gash. Fifteen slashing damage. M Then yeah, she slams you
to the ground and attempts to stomp on you twice. Okay, leave it
alone, dude, I'm yeah, seventeen and eleven. The first one hits
me, first one hits so this is ten extra damage, ten blunting damage.
As he slams you to the ground and just cover threads on you.
He brings the foot up again and you kind of just twist and push yourself
off with one leg as he brings the foot down again, and you kind
of twist and turn around and he lifts you back up in the air.
All right. He looks around and says, when I break her, I
break all of you, and holds her up in the air and just looks
around, glances at you. Hero looks over to you, Drift looks at
nineteen, looks at Wos. The Orcs no longer have a turn, and
that is the end of his turn, bringing it to Wearos. Wos kind
of sees this all happen and he's just like, well, and he just
goes straight in for it and he can is he holding her up high enough
where he couldn't try to cut that arm off? It will be very hard
to do pretty high well. While he's going for it, then, instead
of trying to cut the arm off as he is weirds probably tall enough to
come up right at his arm pit and see if he can dislodge like make
his arm like. Basically, what I'm trying to do is can I do
something with an attack that will potentially make him let go and drop her?
Hmmm? I think you probably can. You can give me a disarm action
okay, yeah, which is your attack roll versus his strength check? Okay,
so just do it regularly. A great sort attack was that I assume,
okay, and you've only got to be a thirteen. Thirteen makes it
break it, it makes it, breaks it. You see him lift her
up and then We'reros comes running in and brings his great sort up, but
he turns it flat, hitting him on the elbow. The hand which is
holding you in loosens just enough for you to slip through. Make me an
act bags check? Okay, Yeah, you land and you are not proming
anything. You land and you'll find your disc. You're not grappled anymore.
Okay. There's a shot look that runs across the the orc's face and he
looks down towards Weiros. I assume you're gonna kill me next and he laughs
and he gets ready to fight. All right, M I want to just
point out that the best thing I think I've ever seen in chat happened just
happened. And he said, you just reach up with your great sword and
just tickle his arm pit a little bit? Man? Why didn't I do?
That? Would have killed me? Uh? Um, let's see yea
do I legendary action action action action action? Yeah yeah, pie, good
roll me and D two D two. I hope he comes from me.
That would be A two A lucky number two. Uh that is where os?
Oh, maybe a DEX check for Whereos thirteen thirteen? You see the
the the enormous orc kind of look down at Who's and then he swings a
hand towards him. Man, I am going to make a strength check to
see if he can grab you. My roles are taking forever to come through
A seven. Oh. He he does grab where us but where else just
twists his hand and the Orc just like he's strong, but he's not expecting
where us three act so quickly, and just as he's about to grab at
him, he twists his hand one way, Whereos kind of dodges it and
starts to stumble backwards, avoiding the grapple from Yeah, and that brings us
to nineteen, so he sees where else going knock ring gets on the ground,
Nineteen kind of yells where you're right, I'm okay. Mm. You
kind of see him breathe for a couple of minutes. It's almost like as
if he's thinking, because that's actually what's happening right now. And then he
kind of sits there and looks at himself and looks back up, hits the
sword and the shield together. You see a big shield pop in front of
him, and he casts a bonus action shield of faith on himself, giving
him a pretty wonderful ac And then after he does that, he just kind
of looks up, looks at Wiros, looks at him, takes off like
almost like a Terminator movie, running towards Gosh, little little you know.
I almost called him something that I you know, I saw that Wax saw
that happen. Uh. He runs, but as he runs, I would
like to try something if I'm able to. I just want to make sure
I can do it. As he's running, he starts kind of I want
to make sure it's not a bonus, it's not as right it's just right,
Okay, it's an action. He starts running, he doesn't quite get
up to him. He gets to write about cheer. He's kind of like
juking back and forth, and he's going to go ahead and do what would
be his one level. Let's you know, he's only got two, he's
got a He's going to do a level one burning hands on gospel again,
it's gonna be a nine. Uh. Why that's not a tech roller,
is it. No, it's the one where he's got it. It's like
he has to do a A should hold your hands, you know, I'm
touching your fingers buttend. There's something something in fifteen count Wait wait, hold
on fifteen foot cone for burning hands. No, that's why I'm saying,
like I had no clues for something. It's fifteen ft cones. So basically
the angle that you're on. Yeah, it would be you would not do
this. Yeah, I would definitely not do this. Obviously it was to
the other side. If you want this, you actually miss everybody. Mmm.
Oh really yeah, it's like that, and I think it goes down
if I were to do it. Okay, yeah, well it's this that
all that green is where it burns. Then we're just gonna do exactly what
I was gonna do in the first place. We're gonna run and try to
fucking stab him with the swords. I just wanted to use more than Brad
gave us his pyromancher ship and I want to you know what I mean,
Like I think, so, I'm just trying to get opportunities. Can you
just do it from the other side. Yeah, we'll fucking go stab him
the eyeball though. So he runs up, and as he runs up,
he's gonna go at him with his ruby long sword and try to In fact,
is the hand that he was holding Ryn with Is that the hand that
the ring's on, right? Yes? Yeah, because I was trying to
take it off and then he just grabbed me and that's lower now, right,
So I could go, I want to try to cut his hand off,
Okay, do do do do? That'll be a thirteen with the ruby
long sword, which I assume is a miss. Absolutely nowhere near cutting his
hand off. He's just moves out of your way. Are you standing to
do that? By the way, Yeah, I'm next to him now,
by the way, Okay, um, that's the New York time, Yes,
ma'am, thank you for coming closer. Let's see here. Wren nineteen
we'res make me strength checks please ship out of dex three Wow, twenty three
three what ten ten, and then one for we're es. Oh you gotta
do wees too? Six six Ship three fails. The giant brings up his
brings it up his leg and just hits the ground. Boom. The ground
right next to where he is suddenly just breaks. The tremor pushes out from
him, and all three of you are not prone. Okay even on a
twenty three huh fuck soz boys, No, don't be sorry. It makes
complete sense to me, just to give you a little things to remind me.
I am a forgetful young man. Unfortunate. They're what video games that
all of them. I just whoop, lifted up in the air and then
boom, land on the ground. Okay, now it's written to turn Come
on, Okay, I'm gonna stand up. Takes an entire action, but
I will then use a key point. It doesn't half your movement. Oh
fuck okay, yeah, I'm gonna stand up. Oh that changes things.
I'm going to pull out my whip, which I haven't used in a long
time, and I'm going to use it twice. This is probably really no
idea, but here, yeah, we're gonna try. Okay, now,
hold on, hold on, I'm using a key point. Now, no,
it's that has to be done with my fist. I'm pretty sure.
Oh no it doesn't. But I'm going to use this to do more damage.
So just give me one second because I haven't used this in a while.
That was a sick whip hit bullshit. Hold on, okay, blah
blah blah, chosen wom. I'm just gonna here. It is here,
it is here, it is. You're a little woman. No woom,
we'll follow. They go like so large John. Yeah, so it only
does an extra one dy four, So I'm not going to use that.
I would rather punch try to punch him twice, So we'll just we'll just
do this ten ten with the whip. Yep. So I'm gonna go again
with the whip. Oh God, just create again. No it is as
yeah. Yeah. The whip lashes out and it launches this horrible laceration up
his face, crossing by his left eye. This wound opens up this welt
then suddenly starts to bleed and run he's a perfect straight line that runs down
the left hand side of his face, and he looks at you once more.
Rinn and Wrenn isn't prone anymore? Right, I'm not prone. I
still do have a bonus action, though? Do I run or do I
try to punch this guy? I mean, should I go? Oh?
My god? What would Rin do? Rin doesn't know how many help hit
points she has. Okay, I'm gonna punch the guy twice twenty one,
twenty one's a hit, nine nine and then fifteen. Wait wait, wait,
wait, don't have to say anything? Does say anything? Because I
can't. I'm gonna give her has Mal's blessing it what I have to say
it before. I have to say it before you say if it hits or
not. So that's why I interrupted you. Okay, what a creature was
the thirty feet? If you makes an attack roll, you can use your
reaction to grant that creature a plus ten bonus to the role using your channel
divinity. You make the choice after you see the role, but before the
DM says whether the attack kitchen which makes a hit give me the damage?
Okay, but I'm just going to use a key point to stunning strike him
twice. Also, please, I will use my last two key points for
that. Let him roll twice. Please on fail fail fail fail fit me
the damage. Yeah, I'm the last hit six six all right, and
then you're you're still got to roll attack rolls right to hit you guys all
have that. No, you have to roll a constitution saving through life.
I got to do it twice. You please for both of these rolls.
Yes, with my two punches, I am using key points right to make
them stunning strikes, birth, calm, save enough. Yeah, that's enough,
that's enough. How does it look? So you don't have to spend
the other key point? I don't have to spend the other key point.
Okay, So okay, wait, I want to see Tiger. What is
it like when you give me this blessing? Like what happens? I would
say that like you you whip right, like you whip him and then reach
back to whip again, and I see him kind of look like he's like
ooh, he's like going to grab your whip. And I would say,
at this point in time, it's almost like I reach up from prone and
I kind of like you see a fig like a fire fist, grab his
wrist. Just stop grabbing your whip, okay, And that that enables me
to actually just use my whip as leverage to pull myself forward. And then
I just punch him twice right in the face, and I'm gonna punch his
eye, his bloodshot eye. Maybe that stuns him enough. Yeah, you
punched him in his bloodshot eye. And uh, well, I guess twice
you do the uh the damage. And the second one is this stunning strike
and it echoes out. He sees his head kind of snaps back, this
gigantic head of his as he stumbles a step before falling still for a moment
before looking back down at you and saying, mmm, well, what did
he say? I didn't here? What did he say? Did they trained
you? Well? Oh, ew no, he's not talking about you,
guys. No coverment to you. Uh is that in your turn? Yes?
Drift, Yes, Drift do it. You can do it, Ennis
dimp Oh, drifting. Question. If you hit someone who's stunned, I
don't know if Drift would know this. If you hit someone who's on,
does it break the stunt? No? No? Hi? So you just
see me once again, like just I swirl my finger around. I'm like,
come on, orc back into the fire repelling or I'm gonna I'm gonna
blast him again, okay, and with a elder's blast, and I have
advantage, right, No, okay, because you're not You're not by him.
Come on, please, I need to hit this twenty teeny's it here?
Who baby? So he'll be pushed on this one for one damage,
but then the other the other It's okay, the other elders blast goes off
as well, and it's fifteen, so one damage but pushed back into the
fire. Yeah, you push him, uh ten feet and he kind of
stumbles one way. You see him kind of try and try and try and
stabilize himself before he steps again into that fire. What does Yeah? Does
he get three attacks of opportunity from where else? Nighteen? Oh? The
fire? No, he means from getting pushed away? Yeah, I think
it's John spell the the target does not get attacks of opportunity against it?
Cool, that would be some hell of damage. He doesn't say that.
You know, if you if you, if you rag someone out, it
doesn't count. Horst movement I think is the term. Wait, so did
he moves so far that the fire isn't hitting him now because he walked back
up quite a way. Fifteen move smart, little ship. Yeah, out
the way on that fucking edge. He stumbles living on the edge. Okay,
you know what pin whaling suck is? Blood baby? I wish I
could bite to Actually, no, biting is an attack damn it, Brad.
Oh that is true. Attack rolls against the creature have advantage while they're
stunned, so you could technically roll again for the second one if you want
it. It's a isn't it Because it's a spell, it doesn't count though,
Yes, that is correct. I think I think you're it is an
attack roll. No, it's an attack range rae, what is that that
doesn't count for magic or something like that? Isn't there? It's not a
stunt at something. So we'll talk about it later. I'll ask you.
Wait, so do I get to I get No? No, you don't
what. Oh sorry, he's not stunned. That's why you dog when you
asked the first time. Okay, all right, okay, okay, holy
shit is broken. Then I'm just gonna keep I mean, I think he's
still son. It's dot no meta, I'm gonna keep moving down kind of
just getting a nice angle, a good angle on on pushing him close to
the fire. I'm staying back, which is something you never really see,
drift too. And I'll call that the end of my turn right for everyone.
He is there in the chat. I wanted it, wanted it all
right. Son. That brings us to Stoppy. If he kills him again.
Then if he kills him again, I'm done and do it again.
The vein attack. He's running forward, throws his whiskey bottle, pulls out
this long bow. Off goes the of the shot. Seventeen just launches past
the like the order, probably doing the pinwheel from from being pushed. But
yeah, he can move though. I can bring him closer. He runs
to there. There, there we go. My computer is freaking out today.
Everything's still. He looks rough. I'll give you that. He looks
rough, but he is still standing erodar all right. Yes, I like
when it smiles like that when he says something, Yeah, this is uh,
cracking his knuckles too, squish his hands together, okay, doing it.
First things first, I've read this thoroughly and it does not say I
cannot cast this multiple times. It's just based on my bartic inspiration. I'm
gonna use another mantle of inspiration which will expend to bartic inspiration slot. But
I get to choose, uh several targets to gain eight temp hp and they
can use the reaction to move their speed. Uh so that's gonna be that.
So eight temp hp. Uh yeah, number of chrismas. Yeah,
so five targets, it's gonna be Wren uh nineteen. Uh this archer that
was an accident. Sorry, eight ten page fait is that? Yeah?
Eight temp hp? Uh? So those three McKinnon and myself, you get
six or five people, eight five people? Okay, you gave it to
red archer and no I gave it, no, no, no, I
give it. Okay, I gave it to the archer that's right next to
him. And you do not get a tax of opportunity if you gave it
to McKinnon as well. Yeah, McKinnon, the archer right next to Gosgrowl
Wren myself, okay, And that's eight temporary hp. They're running. They're
using it to run, and I am going to use my main action.
Uh the fuck with the hell is this owl? No? No, no,
I just I just want to know where we gotta go. He's about
flying around. He's been flying around the time. Yeah, one minute as
well, like it always seems like it's been forever, but it's only been
a couple of minutes the whole thing since you came back. Yeah, I
think I'm gonna move. Oh god, I say fifteen how regarding to carry
him? Murgas or whatever your name is, I'm gonna I'm gonna go here,
and I'm gonna do a level three Burning Hands, so you're gonna see
the fire start to travel up my body again and pour into my hands,
and I'm gonna use a burning Hands all right. Wait, and that still
didn't roll with the extra damage, even though I put that ship in there,
So this is an extra two D six so eighteen damage. I believe
it's a deck save, all right, yeah, deck save. It has
advantage on a deck saved, but it's still yeah, I seven how much
damage? Eighteen? Oh? You fucking serious? It was? No?
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, I have bullshit. I have
bullshit Bush. Here's the bullshit impressor girl. Uh every sarcasting a spell a
spell of first level or higher that deals fire damage, fire magic erupts from
you. Uh causes creatures of your choice that you can see within ten feet
of you to take fire damage equal to half your sorcerer level minimum of one
damage. Motherfucker within ten feet ten feet? Oh fuck? Do you want
to run at golf goal? Yes? Oh fucking r How would you like
to kill him? Running forward? Flame on burnning hands. Well, what
do we say? I think you just see the fire just fucking travel all
up my body and like my hair lights on fire and everything, and I
just I probably shoot a like a look towards the rest of the group,
and I just say, I say this is for all of you, you
and forward. It just erupts amount of flame. Goth girl brings his arm
down, and I think he probably does get his hands like around your neck
as you run, and it maybe like in that kind of like large small
thing runs at large thing grabs you and then just flame. Nobody probably around
can see anything just this rosswell and then rush of fire. Do you then
see ero land stumble a few steps as this kind of ball of fire flaming
giant half orc stumbles backwards into the flava. Another set of fire comes up
burns him. He's just screaming at this point now or fire, fire,
nothing but fire. He stumbles backwards, lands in this flava, and this
enormous form just starts to cook. He stops his blades, his double bladed
axe kind of on one side, is hand with the ring on it,
the clothing that he's wearing, all of everything ignites. He begins to kind
of burn. He's just a big meaty thing burning and cooking. There's a
huge flame around him, the hand with the ring on sitting the charred,
blackened and completely on fire. The ring, the ring he's not sinking intrig
because it's not that deep, but he he's just there backwards like for sure.
As he lands, it sends up a splash of flava by his hand
with the ring on. You can see the ring remains completely intact, while
everything else around it starts to melt. The double bladed axe kind of falls
apart, with the parts that are wooden melting and breaking apart. Anything that
he had on him, like clothing and stuff, completely destroyed. Not that
it would have been any use to any of you, but the ring sits
kind of on this charred hand, burning in the flava. As you kill
goth goal and he falls into the place on top of or next to the
bodies of m Stride and Captain Stone sworn. You've done it. He is
dead. What would you like to do next? Run? I run tackle
EO. Absolutely, I do the same thing. I'm I run over to
Ero just pumped. I do not run over to Ero. I go to
Gospel's body. You you did that was amazing? It was incredible. Did
I really do it? Did Did I did? I? Did? I
did that? Are you all right? You did it? It was so
cool, like just your whole body erupted in flame. It was incredible.
I would like to pick up the first off, does he have anything on
him other than the ring that I would be obversee that didn't just get burnt
up bread? Uh, give me an investigation check? Okay, hero goes
to throw up? Yeah, wag guys to throw up? Yeah A seven.
Everything that you're looking at seems to be on fire. It doesn't even
look like he had much on him anyway, Like it didn't really have any
pockets. He just had this robe that seemed to be covering this huge kind
of barding, almost like you would see on a horse that sits over his
gigantic form. These sort of boots. He's got these kind of like the
like hockey shin guard type things on his legs and stuff like that, but
it doesn't seem to have much on him. Most of the orcs here don't
like their stuff is maybe somewhere else, like they were here first and you're
the invaders kind of thing. So yeah, you don't really see anything on
him but the ring. Realistically, he picks up the hand that the ring
on. I assume it's like kind of like a weird messy mess of like
bone and blood and muscle and stuff. And he looks over at the rest
of the group. M a right to say this. We need to rest,
but we also need to go. And he holds up and he goes,
who's taking this? Touching the ring? He's not touching the ring.
He's touching the arm that the ring is on. He's holding up like the
bone. Good try, though, bread I was being cautious. I was
being real cautious. No, you don't get the full levels. That's what
I'm asking for, I said, who is taking this? All right?
Saving, I said, who's what? Do you wait? What am I
rolling this for? Because I'm holding on to the ring has no owner anymore.
Oh whoa is pretty good? Holy shit? You maybe start to speak,
who's taking you? And your voice even to you sounds like it starts
away. It starts to starts to shrink around you. The area around you
almost begins to kind of dolly zoom away from you for a moment, and
you feel this energy kind of activate nearby. As the ring starts to pulse.
There's these kind of odd gray waves of energy, this arcane pulse that
starts to push outwards from the ring, and you can feel it kind of
affecting you immediately. It starts to make you feel a little weak, but
it also somewhat feels like it's calling out to you, like it like it
wants you to keep it. Oh no, take it like kind of one
ring style saying like you're not joking, Like it kind of calls out to
nineteen, kinda calls out to you. Who is within thirty feet of nineteen?
God, I am wres hero drift Yeah in everyone. In that case,
you will begin to feel that same sensation. You feel the sense that
this this ring wants to be saved, wants to be kept, and wants
to be assumed to somebody wants it wants somebody near it. It's not like
it's not really like the the throw. I must have it feeling. You
can feel that the ring wants a home. I doesn't feel give me a
give me with I. I'm gonna do the wiz check for you, just
so i'd maybe see if I can save a spell slat. But I'm curus
us about something. Bred. You want a wisdom, just a straight straight
wisdom, yeh, that for all of us to sense. Seventeen Brad,
he's right next to it. It's it's it's fucking with him differently. But
you guys will feel that energy coming off of it as well, and you
can see it as well, same kind of thing. Seventeen. It for
sure feels evil as it begins to deal from necrotic damage to you. You're
going to take half of thirty seven as suddenly your your rolling dice in my
hand, suddenly your suddenly, your your energy is being taken from you.
You can feel thirty seven. Well, I would like to cast what would
be called absorbed elements. Is it allowed here? I don't think you can
do that for the crime, Okay, I'm not going to not try.
Yeah, So half thirty seven so you can feel this energy kind of seeping
now into your joints. You can feel it sapping that life force away from
you. Um, give me another, give me a wisdom saving throw.
Okay fourteen fourteen you I mean, I want to let you know that at
this point in time, I would have dropped the hand. Just let you.
I cannot. Okay, Actually doesn't specify the damage, Brad, You
can do that absorb elements. I'm sure. I look, yep, it's
now some of the incoming energy, lessening its effect on you, insturing it
for your next melee attack. You have resistance to the triggering damage tape until
the start of your extra Oh okay, yeah, I don't know why I
thought it was earth wind, water fire captain planet style. H heart.
Um this uh, this thing is calling to you. You've you've already How
would that damage work? Then? Real quick? Just to make sure.
So okay, okay, cool, nice, it is it is calling to
you, and you can you can stop this like this is immediate. You're
immediately going to take another pulse of this sixty eight necrotic energy unless you put
the ring on Like now, I would like you to express to me one
more time very loud. The damage that was going to be brand I will
roll another sixty eight, which is the same role as that thirty seventy.
That was a relatively high roll on the sixty eight. But okay, another
one. You can put the ring on. You can win that. What's
the fucking wrong for? I don't want to do it, but I'm doing
it. Well, I want to do it, but I don't want to
do it. I'm putting the ring. Drift was probably the only one who
could wear it. Not anyone can wear the ring No, I mean without
getting totally fucked. Uh. You put the ring on. Now there were
the benefits, and me and me and Drift about to be even bigger homies
than we already were. Is what it comes down to. Benefits. The
prince is Wait, this is a fucking dark ringstall. It's like, to
be honest, it's like the ship apartment the best party is like Ben.
First of all, you can uh, if my computer wants to walk?
What the hell is happening to this day? This is not what I expected
at all. I was really going to jiggle the arm and ask who was
gonna take it? You? Okay, change your intelligence stat The twenty okay,
what did me the twenty Wow? Oh you're talking about like okay,
all right, okay, I got you there. Okay, your wiz,
which I don't is your what is your wiz right now? Eighteen? Right
now? Then nothing will change? And what is your charisma? My charisma's
fourteen? You can change that to an eighteen true. Remember that's wait to
hear the negatives. Remember that time he got fucked in the mirror though.
All right, as soon as you put this on, there's like a Fanos
Infinity Gauntlet moment. Everybody around you sees that energy, that necroid wave of
pulsation, and that feeling just immediately kind of go. It's gone instantly as
soon as it's on his fingers or and the size of it, by the
way, changes to match your gauntlet or your hand, whatever you want to
call it. This is not at all what I expected to have happened.
It locks on, it latches onto you and clamps down to your finger.
If you try and remove it, you cannot, or at least yeah,
but I mean, you know, if you wanted to remove it because it's
doing horrible things to you or something in a horrible devastating point, then it's
not going to be as easy as just taking the ring off. For the
record, JEZ clamps down. The energy, the pain, the feeling that
it's sapping energy from you dissipates immediately. That feeling that it needs a home,
that it wants, someone, that it needs something instantly vanishes in that
moment. As soon as it's on your finger. And as far as you
can tell, there is no negative effects happening around you or to you,
or anything from putting on in terms of HP or anything like that. You
immediately your synapses go off, like that Limitless movie where you suddenly start like
fucking thinking of ship and working shit out and like work like your brain starts
to function like you've had like six red balls, and and you can feel
like an energy come from the ring and start pushing through your body and however
which way you'd like really, but it starts to bolster your intelligence and you
start to just make connections very quickly. However you want to role play that
you can mechanically, your intellect goes up wildly. It's the main function of
the ring. Question so two or three questions. First question is one,
I have a scroll of forty questions on does nineteen now remember anything and everything
from his past? I asked this because if his brain just kicked him to
give that much, maybe maybe I would remember almost everything. If I mean
on a twenty intelligence give me okay from me a D twenty first, okay
and let me open up. And it is actually a lot more questions.
That was a D two. Thanks for catching that fatty you got you one.
Wow. No, it does not. It doesn't unlock any extra memories
for you. You do have a feeling now though, of you get the
sense that maybe there is a mystery out there that you would be able to
solve. Now you might be able to piece a few more things together.
You also have a little more information just because you kind of you saw that
woman when you went through the mirror that had a link and a very strong
link to your kind of life force and how you felt that is is a
clue to your brain that the energy that you feel inside you, that holds
you together, that kind of whitish green energy that we sometimes see spilled from
you like blood, is linked to that woman that's linked to you and your
life. And there's something there. But I don't think it gives you any
memories nothing. Essentially, you have the same set of memories. So second
question, then does this ring now and this is really I'm really curious.
You'll say, you know how I use my gem cast spells. Would this
ring now be what I would use to cast spells? Is that would that?
Yeah? No, you can give me an arcana check. Okay for
an extra tidbit though, Okay, right, let's give her a let's give
her a fat one nine nine you. I think it's just about enough for
you to work out the Goth goal wasn't casting spells from the ring necessarily.
He was just basically a multi class Barbarian wizard. Because his intellect was so
high, he was able to start learning spells the way a wizard does essentially,
and so he was able to learn a couple of spells here and there.
And for the record, I only have one counter spell that whole time.
And yeah, it's not There's really not a huge amount of innate spell
casting that comes with this ring. He just seemed to have been channeling it
through it, and the intellect is what allowed him to do it. For
you, I don't think you can work out anything else that this ring can
do in that capacity, right, now okay, I would say, then
after all that happens, and like that thing, Disipate is kind of looks
over at Ero and Drift and written just literally just looks over at him and
then pulls his hand up and then looks over him. Are you a living?
Are you okay? I'm fine? What was that that? That wolfh
that came out? Yes, it would be the ring? Fuck? Why
did you put that on? I did not really have a choice. No,
I cannot. Mm hmmm. Do you feel all right? I feel
quite a few things if you want my honesty, well, of course,
kind of grips his fist together. M h look up at the mountain.
I'm almost out of everything I could ever use or do. If we go
up there, I will have nothing. I don't know if we have any
other choice. I don't disagree. How long do you think it'll take us
to get up there? Brad Um, you can make me survival checks,
give yourselves an idea of what you need to do to get up there.
Fourteen twenty six. Chris shes thirteen, Rien, I either you're not trying
or you don't care. I don't care everyone else. I think I'm focused
on my I drift looks older. Yeah, everyone else you can work out,
and I can look at that at a glance, it won't really take
you too long to maneuver up there. It doesn't look like an easy path.
You can see that a lot of the orcs seem to have retreated off
away from the direct area that you are. You've also killed most of the
two groups that were here. You can still hear sounds of fighting from up
ahead and various places, but it's a lot less. The path looks relatively
clear if you take a straight shot up the mountain, which also is your
generally your intended director direction is straight up this mountain and then into that cave
where the long stick was that you came out of. In terms of how
long it will take you, you've pretty much just got to make it up
a couple of plateaus. It'll take you no longer than half an hour at
full like help, like going hard without trying to exhaust yourselves. You've also
got like, I think, the only thing that would slow you down is
if you do really badly climbing up the mountain. Basically, if you suck
it up in any way. It doesn't look like it's as easy climb as
it was coming down because of the damage to the boulders, the various rumbles
from the volcanic kind of activity. Do we see more orcs? There's a
couple that pepper the way, but it really wouldn't be a problem. There's
no like legion of orcs. You've basically dealt with the orcs and now it's
just climb up this mountain and get inside. If we go right now,
we'll be at a disadvantage. But if we don't go, they will get
the portal open if they haven't already. But we can go straight right through
there. I look at the rest. What does everyone look like? I'm
beat up as can be, but I'll just say like, I don't have
much left. I mean, I if we have to go, we have
to go. But we're walking into a death trap. You're not wrong.
We can find a spot to rest if we get closer. Yeah, I
got abs. Yeah, what happened to you? Long? I'm totally like
touching his face? I am for sure, Like what the fuck? Like,
what happened to you? What? What happened to you? How long
was I How long are they gone? I just grew up a little?
What I just grew up a little. He's no longer nineteen. I don't
think I'm twenty anymore either. Oh, how that's tight. Did we ever
hear the negatives, Brad, of what's going on in nineteen mm hmmm,
Okay, unfortunately not. I mean, we don't know the positives either.
Yeah, we don't know anything about Yeah. So what happened after the dragon?
I? Dragon? Yeah? We know we were fighting. We were
facing a dragon, and the last thing I remember was everything being super bright.
And then I lost you. I lost the two of you. I
just I went to some weird world and came fire in the cave. And
I didn't have any fire in the cave. Mine was in a fire.
I went to some horrific place that was all dilapidated, and there was creatures
that looked like they rose from the dead. We were able to stand up?
Yes? What about you? You you mean standout on your own two
feet? Were you able to? Yes? Yes? I was surrounded by
fire in this big, giant, humongous fire. God. I guess made
me an offer. I think we have to go. We'll catch up after
yes, and I turn around and uh start making my way up the hill.
Okay, are there, like there's like rivulets of lava floating down from
the from the mountain right like on this path that we're going on. Yeah,
okay, what are McKinnon and archers and stuff doing? So behind you,
guys, you can see McKinnon and the other arches. I think it
was just the oarches that survived and were They've probably moved over to the area
where goth Goal is kind of on fire and melting someone and they're looking at
the child corpses of stone Sworn and Mstrade, and there's a couple of other
bodies around them. The Blue Valkyrie is probably cradling her husband, and I
have no doubt what further. She's just crying. McKinnon and the others like
heads down, sullen. The archer that was with McKinnon maybe turns to we'ros
and says, well, you're in charge now. We'ross turns back. Yes,
I suppose I am. We'll have to regroup. Zeleira should have been
up ahead of us, but I do so fear for them and their fate.
They should be where he came from. Kind of looks down towards the
body McKinnon has like as like red rim dye as she's got tears. She's
looking down at stone sworn and she looks back and says, yes, we'll
have to regroup. And then she looks over towards you hear and says,
where will you go up in there? I don't know if you'll let me
do this, Brad. There's no technically I can do it anyway, but
just for coolness sake, I hope you'll let me do it whatever you want.
I would like to use control flames on the on the flava to leave,
leave, I leave the room. What is happen? I don't know
getting something. You just start spinning fire, and I would like to create
a new loot out of flame. Oh my god, there's no way Brad
is not going to let you do this now to say we've got a job
to do. Don't worry, we'll be back. God, I wish I
knew what the Moment of truth music was called. All right, So I
think it's the Lift the the This loot appears and is formed, and she
kind of watches it, and she looks kind of over you, but sticks
on on eero and says, I don't know what happened to you? Lot
I don't know who you are or what's going on, but good luck and
like I said, before, you make it out alive and you find me,
count on it. She turns. She turns to Blue Valkyrie and says,
come on, we have to go. Blue Valkyrie is kind of not
having anything of it, and the the group kind of begins to to do
their own thing, where Oss turns and says, well, there was an
honor of fighting by your side that was yes, well, yes, thank
you one of us and also naked, does anyone have like, are there
anybodies that didn't go into the flame that might still have close or the yeah,
yeah, of the yeah, plenty. I don't want to be that
that dude, but I get it already closed. Yeah, we're leans down
next to you as you do it, and he puts a hand on your
hand and says it's fine, like as you kind of hesitantly do it,
and he starts to help, and he closes the eyes of one of his
fallen comrades and says it's for the betterment of the realm and the helps you,
and yeah, the they start to go about they kind of closed the
eyes of their their comrades, but they are looking around. The Weros says,
those Orcs could be back at any moment. We really must regroup.
We have to leave them here. We can come back. Okay, you
grabbed some armor. I assume you wanted the leathers. I think they had.
What was it that you have, hero now, because I assume that's
what you need. No, I was actually looking for clothes. I'm pretty
sure I'm better without armor at this stage. You guys, grab some things,
regroup, prepare. You can grab a bow. Also question rad,
Can I vampire bite the ship out of things and just heal? Heal?
Heal? Not if they're dead, I do it if that did it to
a living person? Okay, there's is there any orc body that I killed
on the map still around a little bit? I don't know. Did you
kill any boy by not burning them? I think you did. I don't
think I did. Ah, I killed the two like big dudes in the
flava. I think he pulled two grooms into the lava. I don't think
you killed any without burning them, so I don't think so. Unfortunately,
as you're looking around, there's a there's like an uncorking, and you remember
there's a guy just standing there a dwarf, takes a swig of whiskey and
says, I's done. Then that's the end of the ambastead. He drinks
some more whiskey and looks up the folks going on without mountain. Anyway,
it's not quite the end. There's still more inside, right. I think
the one that killed your brother is in there. Will you see me?
Oh? Do you know my brother? Your brother gave us a ride when
we first sold met. Yes, stout Boots, you look exactly like him.
Story, I'm another better looking than my wee brother. He's not exactly
the same. He's this. No, the other stout Boots was actually relatively
kind of clean and relatively well kept. He was a merchant, and he
was he was a lot more kind of affluent and relatively nicely well spoken.
This guy looks like he lives in a forest. He looks like a kind
of weird ruid in ranger outfit. But he's very dirty. His stuff looks
old and broken, and he's very scarred and beaten up. It looks a
lot tougher than stout Boats. Even though stout Boats claim to be like the
greatest warrior of all time. He says, I who done it then,
because our part these warps to be is the ones that sit out there town
on fire. Yes, we think they're inside that volcano somewhere. We have
it there. Now, would you like to join us? Who? Who?
Who's inside? They're all? Dad does not not the leader there now,
the bug guy. No, the leader is much stronger. I do
have Well, I'm not technically lying, I'll say, the one responsible for
all of this is inside there. Yeah, you're not lying. Do you
think you're lying? No, he says, So I'm gonna get you straight.
Ma wi marxis pickures all on the little ride and now you're here on
the same place as me. Why, well us lot doing? Who's us
a lot? Anyway? I hold up my flaming loote and I say chosen
by has more and I just play like a sick riff chosen but has not
talking about even't roll a performance check? Yeah. The Stubby looks towards the
the it's awesome. Yeah, it's like a wild stallion. And Stubby looks
to where are Aune says, well, what I'm talking about? Wros says
I don't know. Honestly, whatever they say goes. I trust them tend
to deliver on whatever they order, kind of looks over to drift you that
child, Yeah that's me right. Yes, I don't know what's going on
all, but if it's not over, these will be the ones to fix
it. I'm sure. He goes about and stands up, grabs his weapon
and says right line up to his group and then starts to They slowly move
about. Valkery kind of doesn't, but he lets it go and he says
we must regroup. This is almost over, and the rose Guard troops start
to move, but stout Books continues to look at you hero and says,
although I know hajj mol is or who done not, they're shape. But
if the one not don't brothers are not, they're mountain, then I'm common
where he is and he falls over and passes out his plus one long bow
rolls across the ground towards Ryn's feet. Up. You can wake him up,
or you can take his longbow. No, well, I thought I
could already grab a different boat from somebody else, or a normal boat,
or you can have is the icing thing here? I I look it.
I wake him up? Yeah up, yeah, I'm gonna know. I'm
not gonna kick him. I'm just gonna down. It's the only way to
wake him up is to kick him. Yeah, h How else do you
think they get woken up? I don't really quick kick him, then shake
him. I don't want to kick him. You can shake him about,
all right, athletic? All right? Thank you don't want to kick him?
Eight sleeping on a night? Then yeah, come on, come on?
I kick him? Oh, kick him in the instant he wakes up.
So you water? Are you? What's going on? What's name again?
There'll still be give him up. I I want to help him up,
to give him my bow. The folks up piece of shape. That's
the bull that you had beforehand. You don't recognize it. I'll drunk.
Are you all right? Give me that bull? Then I'll put an otto
through this one. Say give me my bull box. Come on, you,
little one, you've got to come with us. You want to ride
on my shoulders? Up there, takes his bag, puts it around him.
Right then they don where we're going to, not let a mountain.
I would like to make a roll before we go up there and ask a
question, Brad, please, I don't know how to ask this, but
I think you'll get where I'm coming from, So maybe you'll be able to
tell me if there's something I can ask. Would I have an idea by
looking up and kind of seeing what's going on, especially having landed here been
told by Hasma what's going on? Would there be any way possible for me
to tell if I have any clue how much time we have to get up
there, or like just anything like that. I guess it would be.
And the reason I'm asking is because my of A twenty in now, so
I want to see if there's some way he would know, somehow or another
that we might have time to rest. We might not, we might have
not even enough time to get up there, we might need to turn around.
So forth. Yeah, you can give me an our Karna check with
disadvantage because you don't really know what's going on, but you're clever. Got
A twelve the twelve him you had an idea when you arrived that some sort
of ritual was being cast inside the gate of fire. You could see these
members, these robed members of Pray Territor along with dest Singer in there casting
something. And it's for sure what is causing this reaction inside the mountain,
inside the gate itself, they've done something. On a twelve it really isn't
enough to know because of just how much of this is in war, but
you can determine that they're kind of unlocking the gate, I think is probably
how you would you you might be able to describe it. And in one
of the in one of the unlocking parts of this ritual, they almost locked
it themselves, like they turned the key in such a way that it went
from being the gate of fire belonging to the magi that created it or or
has more or whatever the hell you assume is going on, turning it to
their side, allowing them to control it somewhat. So they're not really just
opening it, but they're also transforming it and claiming it a little flag this
question if I would have world higher, how important would this question? Be?
Hold on before you answer that, because I think we ask thing to
add to that. You don't know how long you have because that was one
of the things you asked as well. On a twelve view, you really
don't know how long as ritual is taking. I mean, you can kind
of work out that you're in the eleventh hour regardless in terms of like specifically
we have time to rest. I don't think you know. Okay, can
can we all also make since we all came down in balls of fire?
May I also make a role for this to see if I can guess what's
going on with disadvantage you want? Archimedes? Can I use my yes,
you still have that? Ow still has it? Of course, I'm calling
down Archimedes. I'm just wondering. I'm asking Brad if I can use the
fact that I'm in the cult as special bullshit to not have disadvantage. You
are in the cult, but you have purposefully always been left out of these
discussions about figuring I you were going to do that, okay? Fortunately?
Yeah, oh wow, amazing, great one. You do not want to
conk on one, a natural one. You do know what's going on.
The ritual they are casting is almost at the end, for sure. The
thing is like, you've got minutes probably obviously they've almost done it. If
it hasn't been done already, they've turned the gate of fire into the gate
of dark fire. It's happened. It's almost all over. Do I feel
like it's too late? Tank you? Okay? Archimedes has been flying around
above you the entire time, and you call to him, and immediately he
comes down. I don't think there's anywhere really safe for him to land,
but you can either put out an arm or stand over near some rocks or
something. I stand over near some rocks because like less boiling hot, dangerous
walks on the ground. And he comes down and purchase on one of the
speak with speak with animals, Yes, and I say, Archimedes, it's
wonderful to speak with you. Finally, I'm sorry it took so long.
We need your help. Do we have enough time to rest before we move
up this mountain? Or are we going to die, all of us if
we don't. All right, let's see, I can't remember exactly what I
love. Alchemy worth every penny, hundred, gold worth, every copper.
What else are you going to spend money on? You know? Plus one
bow m o's. I mean, come on, I don't need to spend
money for that. I was young, I didn't know. I mean,
hold on about sex. You have the Archimedes blurb. I remember it being
something. Uh No, I don't think so. I think it was.
I think I have it in my notes. Let me check. I think
it was one question a day. If you search our chat in discord for
Archimedes bread. It'll probably come up if that's faster. I'm checking my notes
right now, though, Yeah, I'll go. I've got it. Of
course, he wasn't called Archimedes at first. That's why. Um So the
owl with his large golden eyes and very golden feathers and almost sort of ethereal
glow around his eyes as well lands and looks at you. You begin to
speak to him. Give me a an animal handling check. You speak to
him in in five in owl, I don't have advantage because I'm using speak
with animals? Do I? You do not? You get to do the
check unlocks the speak with animals check. You speak to him, and his
eyes glaze over a little bit, but not in a like I'm bored weight,
like a literal kind of like grayish glaze falls over his eyes. The
the owl turns from you, turns back, looks up and responds. But
you hear a voice within your mind as the eyes of the the owl turn
fully white, and probably everything around you kind of blurs for a moment as
you're drawn into this gaze of this out and Archimedes says to you, young
mortal one the time has come, and Archimedes flies off, flies away,
doesn't circle around you. He seems to fly into the distance, away from
the Archimedes. What do you mean the time has come? What do you
mean the time has come? I don't know. Give me a perception check,
hero, Oh fuck twenty. You can see Archimedes flying away. As
he gets he sort of starts to reach a height where you stop being able
to see his form. He maybe moves into the darkness of the night.
Maybe there's some smoke. You see this very brief, like a like a
half second, first flash of white before he seems to have been gone,
and he's gone. It just happened. That was a waste of gold.
I have no idea. What did he say, I must come. I
don't think we heard that, did we? Sorry? Oh yeah, I
heard him inside my head he said the time has come for what? I
don't know. Can I roll a perception check and look at the mountain bread?
Yeah? What do you want to say, though? Does it look
like the ship's going nuts, like more than it already was. No,
it looks the same, and it doesn't look like it. It doesn't really
look like a volcano erupting as much as you know, like a like an
actual normal mountain that had a nuclear bomb inside it went off. So it's
not necessarily like like the lava is pushing out of it and it's going crazy
and it's going to explode more. It's more just like the top is broken
off and whatever was flung out of it is already out there. There's just
so much of this kind of flava, it doesn't it Yeah, all right,
Ja Broteo in the chat. So a volcano erupting. Well, volcanoes
continue to push stuff upwards and hour, and this looks like it's over.
Whatever has happened here is over it. This will now die down and stop.
It just launched her. It blew its slow. It looks like it's
already done doing whatever the mauth whatever it was doing. Ok, we need
to get up there, get inside, find a place to rest, and
then put a stop to this. Yes, let's go. We go up
there and rest, and they've already finished the ritual. We're dead. We're
dead anyway. We'll make a better judgment once we get moving. Can't tell
anything from down here. Let's go, and I'd start thinking after going up
in the mountain, looking for any entrance yeah, you Guysfting upwards, you
can see that the Rose Guard troops are also kind of making a move,
but they're moving a little ways to the to the east. There's one last
shout towards you hero from McKinnon as she says, remember what I said here,
dear, I won't forget, and don't you forget She she kind of
blinks away. A couple more tears the Rose Guards, I'll just look back
towards their fallen comrades, and they left up their stuff and start to move
away, leaving Blue Valkyrie there. There was probably a moment in the background
where she was like refusing to come with them, saying that she'll catch up,
and she she sits with fuse hair for now. The That pretty much
brings us to the end of the session. Apart from, you know,
like one quick little thing here, we get a quick scene inside the inside
the Gate of Fire, where we see these figures, six figures robed stood
in a circle around this this central thing that there stood around. You can
also see that each of them is holding something different. But I imagine that
from our perspective as viewers they are in the background, they're a little blurred.
The f stop's not not quite high enough. The figure that stands before
us has his rope down, the figure with the scar on his face,
the figure that we've all come to know as death Singer. He has his
eyes closed, and he opens them and looks upwards. He turns around,
and behind him is all of this purple flame across one wall, like the
entire wall is made of purple flame. And you can see the room is
purple lit or all the flava was that were pots and things. There's the
archaic which now glows in purple where it was once red on the walls.
And he looks upwards, opens his eyes and turns around and says nineteen unexpected,
but welcome to Pray Territor. And that is where we're going to end
today's session. Thanks for watching, everybody, maybe maybe ah all right,
that brings us to the end of to day's dark fire. Y'all good people
of watching this entire thing and sticking with us, and we appreciate you.
I probably couldn't be more tired, So we go straight into a round of
shout out to find out where people can find you during the week when we're
not playing our silly games of dungeons and dragons and whatnot. Well, actually
some of us are vous days. But let's start with John san Man.
Oh that's really great. John. Oh really, Oh that's awesome. That
sounds great. You're gonna give me what seven tesla's and four point six billion
dollars pocket change to you? I'm sure. Okay, thank you so much.
John. For anyone listening, you think I've got insane MP three users,
he's not there. Really, we're going to go to Tiger Writer.
Where can people find you in the week and stuff? Hi, I have
one thing to tell all of you so that you can blame me right away.
So I'm moving at the end of next week, and if all goes
well, I will be here for the next episode. If all does not
go well, that is up to brand. You will not be here,
so it will be an episode. Yeah, I just don't know if I
had to buy a third internet supplier today to make sure that I was online
for this. That being said, you can watch me Wednesday through Sundays at
my channel over on twitch dot tv forward slash Tiger Writer. If you enjoy
me enough and all of my banter and what I say, and you'd like
that I don't ever shut up. Well, then you can also follow one
other things too if you really feel like it, but you'll find them.
My name is Tiger Writers. Google search it. You're not that lazy.
Thanks for watching. Bye all right? What about you, John sam Man?
What you want to give me? Your house, the deed to your
land? Wow? Thank you so much. That's awesome. I really appreciate
you, John sam Man. What a great guy for giving me all these
things. That's Cannon. He's still not bank. What about you, Peebee.
I don't think he's coming back, but no, he's not, but
we should shout him out regardless. I'm pump Okay, i am the GM
has spoken. I'm Pumpkin Berry. I do some stuff on my channel,
but more excitingly, I'm here tomorrow GMing Nocturn, which is our r dark
thriller show, and you should come watch it because it's really great. And
I'm here again back on Monday for mech madness and I love it, and
then again Tuesday. So I love your faces and your butts. Come hang
out with me, all right? Oh and fill out my dumb form please
please, I'm begging you. No one knows what that means, ok,
okay and telling them whak Steven, what else is going on? What's up
everybody? I'm why Stephen. I am normally the DM or GM of Doom,
but today I played ir Deer for you. Hopefully you enjoyed, uh
my performance of ir Deer. And I've been waiting to fucking do the fire
guitar thing for a while. As soon as as soon as Brad gave us
the hasmall powers, I was like, firefucking guitar. That was the first
fucking thing I thought of. So, uh, I hope you like that,
and uh yeah, it was a lot of fun today. And you
know, as we get closer to the end, then you know, it
gets sad that the possibility of not seeing these characters again, but we'll try
and make it as epic as possible for you. And yes, if you
if you like Table Story, you know, make sure you follow all these
people. If you haven't done so already, follow them. Follows are free,
follow this channel, follow Table Story, and turn on notification so you
know when we go live with other shows. Because we've got Nock turned tomorrow,
which is cool as hell, and PB runs that she's great, and
Thursdays we've got ragtags like once, I'd say, like once every blood moon
we have ragtags. Otherwise it's zig zags. And on on Mondays, we've
got an anime af mecha show that I run Ryan, which I hope you'll
tune in for. Thank you. There you have it. And what about
you? John sand Man? Oh is that right? Oh? You don't
have a YouTube channel? Oh at YouTube dot com Forward Slash John Sandman.
All right, that's strange. And you don't stream on twitch most every night,
I believe at Twitch dot tv Forward Slash John Sandman. Oh, well,
fair enough, Okay, I guess we'll see you here next week on
Dark Fire. John sand Man. That's it. That brings us to the
end of this one. We'll see you next week. I have no idea
stuff too. No, I don't follow. I have got nothing going follow.
You should watch Brad YouTube. It's incredible. Follow. Listen you stop.
Don't you take away the things you all got today? You are?
Uh yeah, I don't want to go over to my stuff, but you
can stick around on this channel. We've got a few things coming up,
so just just stick stick, stick with it, and you'll see what's going
on. Other than that, we'll see you next week with whatever I've got
planned for next week because I don't know yet, because now I'm in limbo.
No okay, because Tiger might not be here, so it might just
be a random one shot again where we see what happens next with something else
I don't know. I'd be okay with that, I'd be okay. I'm
bye everyone. I'm so tired. Buster