WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:05.599 I remember one time when the Backstreet Boys were big, I got to interview 2 00:00:05.599 --> 00:00:13.400 all the Backstreet Boys backstage at Target Center and I asked them a question that 3 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:18.640 I knew nobody else had ever asked them, and they had such fun with 4 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:25.519 it. The question was, which one of you masturbates the most on tour? 5 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:30.600 You asked that, yeah, yeah, yeah, and so they're all 6 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:33.560 like, oh, yeah, Nick does n it's Kevin, No way, 7 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.840 man, it's Brian. And they laughed and they had a great time. 8 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:41.520 And then as I was wrapping up the interview, I said, let me 9 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:46.439 just make sure it recorded. And it did not. Remember, No, 10 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:51.920 it did not record. So we tried to do it again, and of 11 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:55.799 course the magic was gone. It was gone, but because you know, 12 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.799 I lost the element of surprise. They knew what I was going to say. 13 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:00.399 I knew what they were going to say. So the reason I bring 14 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:04.560 that up is because Drake and I just did a Minnesota goodbye for seventeen minutes 15 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:07.719 and it was fun, and all of a sudden, I get a message 16 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:12.040 on my computer that said your disc is full, and we're like, okay, 17 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:15.799 well, at least it recorded the seventeen minutes. Nope, it froze 18 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.239 up. Drake spent the last fifteen minutes trying to work on the computer. 19 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:23.959 It is good gone, And I was like watching it as it was starting 20 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.959 to break, like it was still recording, like it was still savable, 21 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:30.840 but this fucking message kept popping up over and over and over again, and 22 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:34.280 it was just like overloading the computer. Anyways, computer nerd, shit, 23 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:38.079 we lost it. It's con forever. So we're going to try to recreate 24 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:42.239 like I did with the Backstreet Boys masturbation story. First of all, it's 25 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:46.920 Naughty Tuesday, so let's get started right there and tell me again, Drake, 26 00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:49.280 you had a story about your brother. You're the baby, right, 27 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:53.239 Yes, I am the baby. So I have a brother that I never 28 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:57.879 really was super close with, you know, growing up, and this past 29 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:00.680 week we got a chance to spend a lot of time together. So I 30 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:01.959 was just asking him some questions about, you know, some of the shit 31 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:07.439 that he used to do when I was younger, and this one story came 32 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:09.560 up about, you know, how much of a player he used to be. 33 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:15.240 So he was just telling me some of the shit that he used to 34 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:17.800 do, and it was wild, like he was telling me, Uh, 35 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:22.800 he used to like when I say he was like a player, I'm saying 36 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:24.800 he's like a fucking player. Like he had six girlfriends at one time, 37 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:30.400 okay, six at the same time, and he would rent these hotels, 38 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:35.719 and he would get a hotel one across the street from another. And what 39 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:39.360 he would do he would go back and forth, hooking up with funny fucking 40 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:44.960 people while they were in separate hotels the same night. And I'm just like, 41 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:49.000 dude, you are so fucking ah. Man. So he'd have a 42 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:51.840 girl in one hotel, a girl in the other hotel, and go back 43 00:02:51.879 --> 00:02:54.960 and forth. Yes, was it like a game to him, you know, 44 00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:00.479 the challenge. I think he just, honestly, he just walked the 45 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:04.719 excitement of having multiple I think he would get bored with one relationship, so 46 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.000 he'd be like, all right, well I need some more excitement in my 47 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:08.599 life. So he would go find other girlfriends. And I'm just like, 48 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:15.280 dude, I could never I'm just not that person. But man, he 49 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:16.479 yeah, he used to get wild. He still kind of does, but 50 00:03:16.599 --> 00:03:21.680 now he's more in a he's more in a serious relationship. Okay, sorry, 51 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:30.080 a good story. I don't really have anything that's that scandalous. I 52 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.159 told the story earlier on the unrecorded version about how basically the long story short 53 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:38.199 was Susan and I weren't together. This is before Susan and I got married. 54 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:42.360 But I was going to meet somebody for a drink in Loring Park at 55 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.280 a bar, and I don't know what the bar is, but I bought 56 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:46.919 her a glass of wine and she didn't show up. And she's supposed to 57 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:49.680 be there at like eight o'clock, and I called her and called her. 58 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:52.639 She had a landline and a cell phone. She didn't answer either of those, 59 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:57.520 and so I went to her house worried, and she opened the door 60 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.319 eight o'clock on a Friday, acted like she'd fallen asleep. I'm like, 61 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.120 you weren't falling asleep, and then she started to cry. There were no 62 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:06.120 tears, so it doesn't really compare to your story, but it reminded me 63 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:10.159 of like, you know, you had somebody over here, you were, 64 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:14.599 you were doing something, and then when I got when you heard me pulling 65 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:16.680 up, then you like he ran out the back door or something. All 66 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:19.000 right, So I'm trying to find some of the Minnesota Goodbye, and I'm 67 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:23.360 being honest with you. If you wrote us An email, and you don't 68 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:27.639 hear it on the Minnesota Goodbye Today, it might especially if you wrote a 69 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:31.160 Naughty Tuesday, it might have gotten lost because there was just like we said, 70 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:35.079 there are some problems, so let me try to find one of the 71 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:42.000 Minnesota goodbyes. Here we go, naughty Tuesday. My first and only experience 72 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:46.319 with being tied up was with a boyfriend in college. He decided mid pleasure 73 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:49.240 you might say that he needed to make a run to the liquor store for 74 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:55.319 more booze. He got a speeding ticket and forever took forever getting back. 75 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.120 I was left in that uncomfortable posision, tied up for over an hour. 76 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:01.800 We'll never do that again again, crazy college kids or whoever. If you 77 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:05.160 don't do if you do this, don't let that person leave. Lol, 78 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:11.279 you are the best. So it would have been so done with life if 79 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:15.000 I was the one tied up on that bed and they just dip for some 80 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:17.120 fucking tequila. Well see, And that's the thing is, like, I 81 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:20.519 mean, maybe he thought it'd be funny and I'll be back in like eight 82 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:26.560 minutes or whatever, but I could not imagine leaving a naked, willing partner 83 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:31.839 tied to the bed right and putting tequila as a priority over that. I 84 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.000 mean, okay, oh, here's what we were going to talk about. 85 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:39.240 And this was actually a lot of fun because I was telling Drake about how 86 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:43.680 an amusement park is a good analogy for sex. Because let's say you go 87 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.240 to an amusement park. There are people who will say, well, let's 88 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:49.439 try this, and you'll go, no, that's really scary, or god, 89 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:53.800 I'd get sick. Or they'll be like, well let's do this. 90 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:57.000 You're like, no, that's too mild, that's boring. I don't want 91 00:05:57.040 --> 00:06:00.160 to do that one. Let's do something more fun. Or you might do 92 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:01.360 a ride do let's say you do the wild Thing, Yeah, I mean 93 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:04.560 the literal wild Thing at Valley Fair, and you might get off and go, 94 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:09.519 holy fuck, that was great. I'm glad we tried that. Or 95 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:13.160 you might go, oh, god, never again. Or you might go 96 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:15.680 with somebody who is like, you know what i'd like to do. I 97 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:20.839 would like to do the chill. They just want to walk around and you're 98 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:25.680 like that's boring. Or you might go they want to do you you want 99 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:28.519 to do. Let's say you want to do steel Venom and you can use 100 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:32.000 steel venom as an analogy for whatever sex adventure you want, and they're like, 101 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:34.720 I don't want to do steel venom. That's fucking crazy. I'm never 102 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:39.800 doing steel venom. You can say the same thing about a certain sex act. 103 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:43.040 Make up your own sex act, right, But then once they try 104 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:46.360 steal venom, they might go, shit, that was great, I want 105 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:50.040 to do that again. Then Drake brought up that he likes the ride. 106 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:53.480 Boy. Your boy wants to go to the water party. You want to 107 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:57.639 go, okay, nice, moist, wet all over the place, like 108 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.560 okay, But now see, but there are people who would say, I'm 109 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:02.319 not going to the water park. You sick. Fuck you go to the 110 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:06.120 water park. You're discussed get water all over my face. You want to 111 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:11.720 get water on my face? You're disgusting. But there might other be somebody 112 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:14.680 like, oh yeah, open their mouth up wide for more of that water 113 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:19.279 park. So that's what I'm saying, and I think it's the perfect analogy 114 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:25.399 because if you know, if you go to the amusement park with somebody who 115 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:29.959 loves the same kind of rides that you do, it's going to be a 116 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.800 lot more fun day at the amusement park than if you go with somebody who 117 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:38.720 doesn't want to do anything fun right, and you want to do all the 118 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:41.959 fun shit. So I think I've come up with the perfect analogy for sex. 119 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:46.839 Let me know which things. Send your thoughts into Ryan Show at KTIWB 120 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:49.240 dot com. Okay, going back to something we talked about yesterday, and 121 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:51.600 I forget how we got into it, but it was like the craziest thing. 122 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:55.720 I think somebody wrote in and said, what's the craziest thing you saw 123 00:07:56.240 --> 00:08:01.399 driving? This one says it's the same one with the naughty Tuesday about being 124 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:05.800 tied up. Took my car to the dealership for new tires. I left 125 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:09.800 the dealership, noticed a weird sound. I called my dad and basically hung 126 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:11.920 the phone out the window for him to here. He's a mechanic, he 127 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:15.279 said, pull over, immediately call the dealership, chew their ass, and 128 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:18.519 tell him to come tighten all the screws. Yep, they had not tightened 129 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:20.560 any of the screws on one of the tires. I would have crashed. 130 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:26.800 Oh my gosh, that is so dangerous. Don't you forget to do that. 131 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:31.039 I don't know another one. I was in college doing deliveries for a 132 00:08:31.039 --> 00:08:35.200 home health agency driving their Ford tourist company car going down a country road and 133 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:39.679 then the accelerator jammed. No way to stop. I had to run red 134 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:43.519 lights and stop signs. Scary as shit. Call my dad in a panic 135 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:48.080 while I'm speeding down this country road and he said, it's going to wreck 136 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:52.080 the transmission, but jam it into neutral. I abruptly stopped, but at 137 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:54.879 least I stopped the car. By the way, there's a big clash action 138 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:58.559 lawsuit filed in the early two thousands about this very issue. And finally, 139 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:03.120 I hope everybody knows not to follow closely behind a loaded pickup truck. Our 140 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:09.799 neighbor had a mattress flyout and hit her car and she died awful. I 141 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:13.000 ride motorcycles. I never ride behind a truck full of wood with a mattress 142 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:18.080 on the roof a ladder, because I do not want it flying out and 143 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:22.879 hitting me. There was a video up on ninety four somewhere a couple of 144 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:28.039 years ago about like those like you tow it behind a boat. What's it 145 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:31.759 called? The kids? The kids ride on it. Oh, the what's 146 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:35.919 it called? It's you towed behind a boatbe a tube? Yeah, just 147 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:37.799 a tubing Yeah, Yeah, a tube and it flew off a car and 148 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:43.080 hit the motorcycle behind it. And I think the motorcycle had on like a 149 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.759 helmet cam or something. But it was like really scary. So if you 150 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.039 tie something to your car, make sure it's on there good. And don't 151 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:52.759 follow closely behind something on a loaded pickup truck. I never you know, 152 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.840 those those dump trucks that are always like on the highway or whatnot. They 153 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:01.399 got like pebbles and rocks and hauling in the backup. Oh, those are 154 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:05.320 the worst things to follow behind, man, because totally they just got all 155 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.679 the rocks and pebbles flying. They'll hit your windshield, they'll crack it. 156 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:13.120 I've had to do at least three windows. I've had to get them like 157 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:16.440 like patched up because of those, and it's so fucking annoying. Man. 158 00:10:16.679 --> 00:10:20.360 My car right now has a big round crack in it. I was on 159 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:24.799 ninety four up by Rogers last summer or summer before last, and I didn't 160 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:30.200 see the rocket just hurt a big crack and it's a big round crack in 161 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:35.320 my windshield. I haven't got to fixed yet. Next one, we're talking 162 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:41.519 about wrong way drivers, and it says I was in rural North Carolina, 163 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:45.200 living in Wilmington, North Carolina, and I was on my way home from 164 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:48.840 a visit to my parents who lived in New York late on a Saturday night 165 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:52.080 Sunday morning. I could see off in the distance of the straightaway red and 166 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.679 blue police lights. Didn't pay a lot of attention to it. I figured 167 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:58.080 somebody got pulled over. Maybe forty five seconds later, I was ready to 168 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:01.440 crest a small hill and coming over the hill and the other lane was a 169 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:05.960 driver going the wrong way with the cops in hot pursuit. The lights I 170 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:09.159 had seen were the police officers trying to get him to pull over. Now 171 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:11.360 let me shift to the lesson I learned that I believe to this day saved 172 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:16.919 my life. Never park your car in the left lane when there's nobody else 173 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:18.720 on the road in the middle of the night. So if you've got a 174 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:22.919 four lane road, don't put yourself in the left lane if you don't need 175 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:28.200 to. Here is why a drunk Drivers who get off the highway will often 176 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:33.679 believe that if they stay in the right lane, they'll be fine and their 177 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.919 chances getting pulled over are lower. So if you're drunk, you stay in 178 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.240 the right lane. You drive slow, you're gonna be fine. According to 179 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.360 a drunk Yeah, if a driver gets on the highway going the wrong way, 180 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.879 their right lane is now your left lane on a four way road. 181 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:52.000 Had I not been taught that and just park myself in the left lane so 182 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:54.320 I didn't have to move, I came across the car that I wanted to 183 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:56.960 pass, I most surely would be dead today by that wrong way driver. 184 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:00.279 I know. Drake said that if you see somebody coming to how or do 185 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:03.360 you chances are you'd be able to move in time. In this case, 186 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.720 there would have been no time, as both of us could not see each 187 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:11.919 other because of the hill. So when you're driving late at night, don't 188 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:16.720 park yourself in the left hand lane on a four lane road because a drunk 189 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.279 driver might think they're in the right hand lane. Thank you, Tim, 190 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:24.039 I appreciate that. I'm hitting delete on that one. And let's go to 191 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:30.240 hold on one second. I'm still a little bit scattered here. Let's go 192 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:35.600 to Claire, Hi gang, longtime listener and love what you all provided for 193 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.799 the Twin Cities. Thank you. Here's a question for the podcast. When 194 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:43.799 you toast bread, do you put it in long way or short way. 195 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:48.759 Oh, good question. I'm convinced it toasts better the short way as pictured 196 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:54.360 basically laying the bread on its side and the toaster. But my husband said 197 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:00.600 it should be the long way. Please help settle this debate. Absolutely, 198 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:05.039 no, you put that the toast goes up so the the top of the 199 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:07.440 loop, the top of the low it goes top to bottom. Yeah, 200 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.080 I agree, That's how I do it every single time. I agree. 201 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:13.879 I've never even considered putting it in sideways. But Claire, I'm gonna try 202 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:18.720 it because it seems like it maybe would toast a little bit better. It's 203 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:22.159 a little bit deeper into the toaster, So I will try that. Claire. 204 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:26.440 I don't think it's a debate necessarily, but I think it's something intriguing 205 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:30.360 to try. I did learn something in the last couple of years that I've 206 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:33.200 been doing wrong my whole life, and that is I'll never open a banana 207 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:37.840 from the long stem part of ever again. I always open a banana from 208 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:41.159 the knobby part of the banana because it opens so much better. Yeah, 209 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:43.960 but like, where do you even dig into it to? Like? It's 210 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:46.559 easy? Try it? It's easy. You just put your thumb under the 211 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:50.360 little knobby part and you open it up and it peels just fine. If 212 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:54.440 you try to open a banana, especially one that's a little bit soft and 213 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:58.320 ripe, it doesn't open. It cracks, it splits the banana and it 214 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:03.200 becomes a mess. So next time, trust me open a banana from the 215 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:09.320 knobby stubby end. I'm scared it. It really doesn't work right out. 216 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:15.320 Serious, Thank it, Claire for that one. And then I think we 217 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:18.159 get into a lot of lost messages, So I'm gonna look one more time 218 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:22.840 under the deleted file and see whether there are any. Yeah, here's one 219 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:28.919 that I lost. Casey writes in I was driving on I ninety four middle 220 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.440 lane. Person left of me must have fallen asleep or they were on their 221 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:35.639 phone, because they sideswiped the concrete barrier. Scared the crap out of me. 222 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:39.679 I thought I was gonna get hit or something. The weirdest part was 223 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:43.639 they just kept right on driving. They didn't end up spinning out or stopping 224 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:46.720 at all. Next time, I'm on twenty three up north toward Hinckley. 225 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:52.000 The person in the oncoming lane, only a two lane road started to drift 226 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.279 into my lane. I was so confused. I moved into their lane so 227 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:58.000 they wouldn't hit me, which always scares me because if they decide to weave 228 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:01.879 back into their lane, now you're in trouble. But they stayed on the 229 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:03.919 wrong side of the road. They took out a mailbox and went to the 230 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:07.399 ditch. Finally corrected and kept on driving. It was so puzzling in both 231 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:11.879 instances they kept going. I don't know if they were sleeping on their phone 232 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:16.399 or drunk. I'm not sure why I didn't honk at them, but that 233 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:20.919 was not my first reaction. Hopefully that wasn't too long and is worthy of 234 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:22.799 a staff Rider sticker so I can show my husband. He loves to make 235 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.519 fun of how obsessed I am with the Dave Ryan Show. I'm get it. 236 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:30.240 I'm glad you're obsessed, Casey. Thank yeah, I get that they 237 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:33.480 want to keep going, because I mean, there's been times when I've been 238 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:37.320 driving, like for an example, I used to own a like an older 239 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:41.879 BMW back when I lived in Green Bay and I was driving to the airport. 240 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:45.039 It was about four in the morning and I had a flight. I 241 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.919 think it was like five thirty or something, and I was about thirty minutes 242 00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:52.399 from the airport. Flight left and like just under an hour, so I 243 00:15:52.440 --> 00:15:56.320 was cutting it real close, and my car engine just like exploded on the 244 00:15:56.399 --> 00:16:00.720 right freeway while I was driving, okay, and it was coming out from 245 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:03.159 underneath my hood, but I was like, I need to get to the 246 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:04.519 airport. Didn't have a choice, right, I didn't have a choice, 247 00:16:04.519 --> 00:16:07.840 so I just like kept driving until it wouldn't let me drive anymore. So 248 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.559 I get it. I don't know why. I was like, Okay, 249 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:15.399 I could just pull over, probably do less damage to the engine, and 250 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:18.519 just get a new BERD from the freeway. But I was like, that's 251 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:21.720 the last thing you want to be dealing with when you're driving, is car 252 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:25.120 issues on the side of the road, Like this is a last thing ken 253 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.840 as funny is that you know you mentioned that I think about. We grew 254 00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:32.320 up without a lot of money, so every car we had was old and 255 00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:36.159 not in the best shape. We would drive to Montana to see my grandma 256 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:40.080 from Colorado, about a two day drive, you know, if you drove 257 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:41.960 fast, but we never drove fast, so we would camp overnight, and 258 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:48.000 almost every summer we broke down. It was tradition that we'd be in the 259 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:52.399 middle of nowhere by fucking like I don't know, Mile City, Montana, 260 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:56.840 and our car would break down and it's desolate out there, and there was 261 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:59.679 no cell phones back then. Yeah, so our car would like a googoo 262 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:03.840 gookok gook goo good good gook gook gook gook. All of us kids in 263 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:07.799 the back. Dad would get out look under the hood, which was in 264 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:10.480 the back on a Volkswagen bus, which is what we had, look under 265 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:11.519 there and go like, oh, yeah, okay, the so and so 266 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:17.680 is out, and he would walk to the nearest farmhouse what which would be 267 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:22.720 five miles away or whatever. And then a while later the tow truck would 268 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:26.720 come and all of us kids would sit in the Volkswagen bus and they'd tow 269 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:30.599 us back to Miles City or to Broadest Fontana or wherever, and we'd sit 270 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:34.079 there and wait for a couple of days and camp while we got the car 271 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:40.920 fixed. See, And it was every summer, every fucking summer. And 272 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:44.279 I still have an anxiety about a car breaking down the middle of nowhere. 273 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:47.079 Yeah, I get that. See that shows how much times have changed, 274 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:51.400 because I'd be so scared of myself or somebody else just going up to somebody's 275 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.599 random house. Nowadays, yeah, and just like especially like a ranch, 276 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:56.920 because I don't know, it's just like, uh, but the times whatever. 277 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.599 You didn't have phones back there, what else were you gonna do? 278 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:00.720 No? I totally get it, because you know, back then, I 279 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:04.200 think people were like more helpful and friendly and if they saw somebody approaching, 280 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:07.880 you know, it's like in an old Western, it's like, hey, 281 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:10.759 I need a place to stay for the night and some victuals. Can I 282 00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:14.279 have some vittles and a place to stay for the night. Back then, 283 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:18.119 you probably could. Carson was at his friend Ty's house the other day and 284 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:22.640 he said, I'm calling him, but he's not answering the door. He's 285 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:26.559 not coming out. Because you know, Carson pulls up at Tie's house and 286 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.119 I said, we'll go to the door. He said, to be honest 287 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:32.200 with you, I'm not sure which house is his. I've been here a 288 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:36.079 couple of times, but I'm not sure which house is his. Okay, 289 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:41.279 go ring the doorbell and ask if this is TI's house. And then I 290 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:45.960 thought, in twenty twenty three, some crazy nut would open the door with 291 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:49.240 a shotgun and go, what do you want son Ae hundred percent. So 292 00:18:49.799 --> 00:18:52.960 he did ring the right doorbell and it was Tie's house, so everything was 293 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:56.160 okay. So let's see if we I'm going to check the recorder and see 294 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.880 if we got through the Minnesota Goodbye. We did. We got through one 295 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:03.799 nineteen minutes exactly right there, So we do need stuff for tomorrow. If 296 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.039 you want a staff writer sticker, we'd love to send you a staff writer 297 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:07.400 sticker. I'm a little bit behind on sending those out, so if you 298 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:11.720 haven't gotten one, then it should be there in the next couple of days. 299 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:15.160 And if you want a staff writer sticker that proves you got your email 300 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:18.880 read on the Minnesota Goodbye, I'd love to send you one, but we 301 00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:22.480 got to read it, so send it to Ryan Show at KTWB dot com 302 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:22.359 and thank you for listening.