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Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. You
ever listened to a podcast and that?

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I listened to one, and I'm
going to tell you what it is.

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And I really like the woman who
delivers this podcast because she's really fascinating.

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Maybe not the best storyteller, but
you can tell she's It's called Disaster Area,

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okay, and I love disasters and
earthquakes and plane crashes and hotel fires

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and you know things like that.
The first four minutes of her podcast are

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always her giving, like commercials and
plugs and telling how she did it and

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whatever. But the rest of it
is really good. I fast forward through

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the first four minutes. For podcasts, Yeah, of course, I used

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to listen to another one. I
don't know why I like women podcasts,

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but maybe I just it's just coincidence, but that was my favorite. The

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plane crash one, the Air Disaster
Take to the Sky, the Air Disaster

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podcast. Two friends and I looked
them up. I'd been listening to it

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for probably five years. I looked
them up. Finally they looked nothing like

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what I expect exactly. You have
a picture in your mind now like that?

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What did you picture like? Any
DJs that when you hear on the

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radio. What did you picture they
looked like. I thought you looked like

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my and don't take this the wrong
way. I thought you looked like my

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grandpa. But he had a very
specific like realtor card and it had like

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a younger picture of my grandpa on
it. And that's what I pictured you

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as, was the picture of my
grandpa as a realtor on his business card.

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I'll take that. And so when
I saw you in real life,

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I was like, what the hell
is this? What the hell? Yeah,

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because DJ money never exactly DJ's Now. By the way, Jenny is

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not here because we're shorthanded today.
Von's on vacation. So Jenny is editing

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audio and loading audio in the other
room and she said, go and start

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without us. I yeah, I
mean that is the cliche, is like

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the face for radio. And but
what's interesting is more and more radio people

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are more attractive, you know.
And I think it's just because I don't

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know, it's to get a lot
of work done. Well, what now,

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they get a lot of work done? Well? I think that,

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Yeah, I guess the successful,
super successful rich ones. Well yeah,

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I mean you look at me like
Ryan's he's handsome. I've done. Oh

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he's had work done. I'm sure. Yeah, And there's still some DJs

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that are very average looking. But
I think in radio anymore, especially with

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women, there are big morning shows
that hire a gorgeous woman to be kind

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of their face of young social media, and you know what, good for

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them? If it works, what
gets more views than anything else almost probably

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on social media young attractive people.
Yeah, which is why we have Jenny,

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Which is why we have Jenny.
No so well in other ways,

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Let's get into the emails and some
of the things we talked about yesterday and

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see what we've got. Let's try
this one. Okay, this one's for

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you, Dave. I know Taylor
Swift has over talked about and we are

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over it, but I need to
know. I remember you giving criticism to

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the Tortured Post Apartment album cover when
Taylor first released it. You said it

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was in some sort of words sexual. You said something along the lines of

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she knew what she was doing when
she chose the album cover. Now,

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if you picture it, she's laying
on her back and she's like wearing like

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you know, she's got some skin
revealed and cut her hand approaching the groin

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area in a very suggestive way,
and I said, well, that's Taylor

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growing. It's like Miley Cyrus getting
away from Hannah Montana and being on the

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swinging thing and being more sexualized.
They said, I wonder now that we've

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heard or heard about the deep lyrics
to the songs on the album, have

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you changed your views on the album
cover. I have not listened to the

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album. I only hear the pop
songs that are on the radio, and

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I mean no offense. Nobody respects
Taylor Swift more than me, but I'm

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not a swiftye by any means.
I appreciate and admire her, but I'm

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never going to go to one of
her shows. I might watch her show

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on Netflix, but I'm never going
to listen to lyrics. My opinion,

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the cover was meant to be quote
provocative and vulnerable sexually, to symbolize the

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provocative topis and situations that she wrote
and released with such vulnerability, as if

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the album was as naked as we
will ever see her. I'd love to

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hear your thoughts. I think that's
really interesting, and I think that I

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think that my judgment, if you
want to use that word of the album

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cover then was accurate because if you
look at it. I mean I could

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pull it up right now, but
I'm picturing it's kind of a black and

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white. Yeah, and she's got
her hand approaching her crotch as if to

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suggest, you know, sexuality,
and she's also I think, got kind

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of a poudy mony look on her
face. But you can't see her eyes,

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am I right? Can you see
her mouth? Kind of powdy moany

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you can see her mouth? Yeah? Yeah, she's just kind of holding

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herself and laying in bed and it's
a big fluffy bed. But yeah,

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it's not I don't think it looks
very provocative at all. I think she

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looks cold. Okay, Now that's
an interesting take on it. Maybe as

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a female you're gonna get a different
one, and maybe male men are programmed

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to find sexuality in something that there's
not sexuality meant there. Yeah. I

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look at some albums that are that. We had one that the company iHeartRadio

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will feed Facebook and Instagram with posts. So in other words, somebody will

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sit in New York or wherever and
they will force out this feed push.

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So we have content on KTWB dot
com and we have Facebook content. And

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one came out about a month ago, and it was an artist and I

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can't remember who, but she was. She had her legs spread wide open

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in a way that was almost vulgar, and you could see not the genitalia,

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but the skin right next to the
genitalia, and it was very graphic,

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sure for a KTWB post. And
so I looked at the comments and

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people were angered by it. They're
like, KTWB is sunk to a new

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low. This is disgusting. How
dare you sexualize women? How dare you

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post something like this? Is this
is too far KTWB. So I showed

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my boss, and my boss,
yeah, I'll have them take it down

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right away. But but I guess
my point is that is nothing like Taylor's

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album covering. This was aggressive,
yeahs pose sexual, Yeah, but I

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think Taylor that was I think I
called it right that. I think it

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was, you know, vulnerable and
provocative on purpose. And if that's what

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her lyrics are, then maybe that's
a good fit. Yeah. I mean,

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if it's a new a new era
for her, then go off,

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queen, I'm here for you.
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like cute, innocent Taylor Swift with
a banjo strapped around her neck. It's

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just a totally different thing and good
for because artists have got a The thing

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that I've learned in this business and
I've been in it for forty five years

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god, is that an artist has
to stay interesting. Yeah, you have

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to like reinvent yourself a lot.
And if they don't stay interesting, then

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people forget about them because there's always
somebody else on the doorstep, knocking on

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the door, ready to come in. There's a Tate McCrae, there's a

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Gale, there is somebody else who
is ready. And if you pause for

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even like think about Christine Aguilera.
Christine Aguilera was huge in the world,

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and she had an image. She
had a very provocative sexual image, and

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then she got tired of it and
then she kind of went away and she

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I think she got married and had
kids. Yeah maybe, yeah, and

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then she's never really come back because
she decided to take a break. And

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I think that's what Taylor is now
doing, is she is not taking a

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break because that money train is thundering
down the track she has she doesn't want

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to pull into the station. I
honestly think that more celebrities should do the

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whole I'm going to be done.
Like Christina Aguilera, I mean she's I

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think she's like a judge on some
singing TV show where she was like on

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the Voice or something like that,
but like she did her time, she

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had a good run, then she
got married, she had kids, and

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now she's like, Okay, I'm
still like a celebrity, but I don't

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need to be like cranking out new
music and trying to stay relevant. Yeah,

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because it's it's interesting because I think
of like you know, Madonna or

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whatever, where she's turned into you
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where she's like everything that she does
is right exactly. And now it's like

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I feel, I mean, there
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know, the forties and fifties necessarily, unless like the Beach Boys, but

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they're like sixties yeah. So and
it's now we're kind of like entering a

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new generation of like who are the
new nostalgia acts? But then so many

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artists from like the nineties and the
two thousands are like, I don't want

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to be nostalgia. I have to
stay relevant blah blah blah, Like Katy

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Perry, that whole thing with her, and everyone's like she's stuck in twenty

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ten. Blah blah blah. I
feel bad for Katy Perry in a way

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because I think she's a good person
and she's talented, but I think that

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somehow she got stuck with the butterfly
rainbow, a unicorny, cupcakey kind of

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an image. Yeah, and people
are like, okay, next, I'm

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dying, right, And they were
kind of through with that. So then

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it's like, when is she going
to just say, Okay, this isn't

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for me anymore. It's not going
to happen for me, So now I'll

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just turn into a nostalgia act and
just do you know that's a really really

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difficult thing to do. And you
know, the word pop music means pop

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you lurb yeah, and popular means
right now, just like your Tamagatchi is

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no longer popular, your Rubics cube
is no longer popular. One day you'll

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look at your Lululemon and your little
like you know, your little thing of

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little love crossbody by bag, Yeah, and you'll kind of laugh at it

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and go, oh, that was
so twenty twenty four. Yeah, You'll

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be like, why was I wearing
that every day? Oh yeah, but

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right now it's very popular, but
it's really difficult to remain popular and there's

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not a lot of acts that can
do it. Okay, moving on,

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Thanks for that one. That was
very provoca Christine. Thank you. Let's

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do one from Donna. Donna says, I love the listener staff writer comment

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about breweries and your favorite beers.
This is a totally different one you ever

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gain for a road trip or a
flight for you, Dave to Rochester.

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We have some great breweries down here. Forager Little Thistle forger is one of

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my favorite breweries. Is that in
you've been there in Rochester. It's so

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good and the design of the space
is amazing. Tell me about that.

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I just like, I've been there
a couple of times and their beer is

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phenomenal. But then like when you
walk in, there's like, I don't

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know, teacups hanging from the ceiling, their bar is made out of pennies.

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They've got like just cute stuff everywhere. So it's just kind of a

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vibe from the door, from the
entrance. Forager Little Thistle, thestal Thesis

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Lts to name a few. Also, as a follow up to your size

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Matters, my boyfriend, my best
friend in college dated a guy for a

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hot second, and she would hold
up her pinky finger and say that's all

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there is to work with. He
did get married. I hope she was

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a virgin with no expectations, you
know. And this has always been something

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that's bothered me, and I think
I might have brought this up maybe around

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you. I'm not sure. I
don't like the fact that guys with little

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penises are laughed at because they can't
help it, and you're gonna go,

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well, Dave must have a little
one, it doesn't matter whether I do.

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In the same way that women will
defend women who don't have boobs,

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and they'll get mad at guys who
say, yeah, she's flat as a

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board and never been nailed. That's
disgusting, in the same way that guys

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will be like, yeah, she's
a big old pancake flipping hog. What

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pancake flipping hog? You're a pancake
flipping hog. I would never date her.

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She's a pancake flipping hog. I
just coined that. You want to

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write that down somewhere, pancake clipping
hog. That's her statement that you can

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title this episode pancake kipping hog and
that's disgusting when guys do that. If

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you don't like her body shape,
then fuck you, then move on to

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somebody else. But when women make
fun of guys and say, yeah,

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he's really nice, but he's got
a little penis', that's awful because guys

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can't help it. That is something
that a guy can't do anything about.

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And to diminish him overall as a
person based on the fact that he's either

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short or has a small penis that
bothers me, you know, because there

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are guys out there who are wonderful
that are probably really embarrassed to get naked

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with a woman because she might go, oh God, that he took his

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clothes off it was like tiny.
Yeah. Well, I think most dudes

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too, in my humble experience,
they always think that they're smaller than they

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are. But like, I'm not
the douchebag who's like, what a tiny

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penis? Now you're going to make
the most of it. Yeah, you're

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like, Okay, well this is
what I got. It's why I always

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bring a spatula into the bedroom,
Okay, to make up for anything that

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I lacking in other areas. A
spatula write it down, spading it down,

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Spatula got it all right? A
little bit more from the same letter

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writer. Let me find the right
tab here. There's tabs everywhere, the

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tabs, tabs, tabs. This
one says the prayer I used to say

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when flying depended on if it was
for work or for fun. For work,

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it was please God. If I
have to crash, please let it

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be before my week of boring meetings. And if it was a fun trip,

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I'd say, please God, let
it be after my vacation. The

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good news is planes almost never crash
anymore, so you don't have to worry

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about it. I will go ahead
and say that you are never going to

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be in a plane crash in your
lifetime. I promise you. You.

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Oh, and you can hold me
to that. Yeah, knock on.

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Would last question, and this is
really creative. If you could be a

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magical addition to any musical group,
no requirement to sing or play an instrument,

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just to assume that you can.
What group would it be? I'm

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thinking mine would be you two.
Donna in Rochester said, any magical addition

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to any musical group would be you
two. I have not thought about it.

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Yeah, I love the Beatles,
so they're not together or alive anymore

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half of them. But I would
say probably the Beatles or I don't know,

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simple plan maybe yeah. I mean
it depends because like, if it's

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just a band that I like that
I wouldn't mind hanging out with, then

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I would say, like my middle
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Busted, But if it was like
for funsies, Abba, that would Oh

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you get to jam out every single
song? Sounds awesome, Jenny girls.

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Oh good, okay, okay,
I changed my out to change your girls.

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Didn't you dress up as Spice Girls? Well, I me and my

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sister and our three friends were the
Spice Girls and we tried to do like

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a charity Spice Girls concert in our
driveway that we were like, we're going

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to take an add out in the
newspaper and people will come. And that

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never happened. But we practiced as
if we were going to put on a

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full performance, like every day for
a few months. It's Giving nineteen ninety

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nine. I live for it.
Yep, last one. I think we're

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gonna have time for Hello, my
favorite morning show crew, P one bestie

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I wrote before it auto corrected Kristen
here, Oh, it says Beastie.

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It corrected it to Beastie and she's
a bestie. You guys do a lot

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of improv on the show, which
is great. It makes me think of

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whose line is it? Anyway?
The old TV show Love It. I

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may or may not have been obsessed
with that show when I was in middle

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school, so much so that I
can state basically all the lines from each

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game. Wow. I had the
biggest crush on Ryan's styles. I even

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wore a necklace with his name on
it. Wow. I want to ask,

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do you have any not conventionally or
textbook attractive crusher? Oh, humor

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is the best turn on for me, so he was definitely my guy.

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Thanks again, all or thanks again? Love the show? All right,

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stayed dart licking. That is from
Kristen. I've been asked this before,

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and years ago. It was Hillary
Clinton because I thought Hillary Clinton was kind

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of hot, unconventionally because she was
powerful and I think a powerful woman kind

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of turns me on a little bit. She's too old for me now,

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yeah, gross, I mean old
lady, you know all gross, but

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I would But back in the day, my unconventional hot crush was Hillary Clinton.

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Sure, do you have anybody yeah, mine is. Rick moranis specifically

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when he was in Little Shop of
Horrors or like Spaceballs. He is not

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conventionally cute. He's like shorty as
glasses, brown curly hair. Rick moranis

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does it for me? That man
gorgeous? Absolutely, he's everything. I

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love him and anyone who slightly resembles
that brown curly hair, glasses awkward,

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sign me up. Oh my god. But he's got to be seventy by

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now. I don't necessarily think he's
hot now because the same thing with Hillary.

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Yeah you're a old man now,
yeah, so not him anymore.

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But like, there's even an allergist
on TikTok who looks the same. His

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name's doctor Rubin. What a freaking
babe. Oh my god. Like no

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one is in his dms, Like, hey baby, but I would,

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I would. You would get on
that and wiggle. God he's hot.

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Okay about you? Okay, Dave. I know you're probably not watching The

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Bear anymore. But there's a character
in it called Neil Phack. Yeah,

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I fine. I know it's probably
his character that makes me like love him

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so much, but I'm obsessed with
him and I love his badass tattoos.

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Yes, He's definitely not your like
conventionally hot guy. He's like, I

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just think he's so fucking funny on
that show, and I hope that that's

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what I think, that's what he's
like in real life, because I've seen

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him post things on his Instagram and
that is definitely mine. The big guy

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with y Yeah, Yeah, that's
funny. Yeah, Paddy Matheson is his

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uh actual name? You know.
I think so much with like, attractiveness

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comes from personality and a lot of
the time human Yeah. And I think

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that I've always been able to bat
out of my league a little bit because

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I'm funny, and Julie was way
out of my league. But she liked

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me because instead of sucking up to
her all the time like every other guy

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she dated, I was funny and
she found that really attractive. Yeah.

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The only crappy thing is that funny
only last so long. My last boyfriend

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was funny and that's pretty much what
he was, and we're not gonna be

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more than funny. Yeah, And
you can't be funny all the time,

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right, Yeah. I was making
out in the back of my car one

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time with Michelle Felser before I had
an apartment huh. So we drive a

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Palmer Park up into the mountains and
we'd make out in the back of my

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car, and I made a joke
out of everything, and Michelle Felser told

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me, you can't make a joke. You always make a joke out of

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everything. So I learned at the
age of nineteen, Sure, don't be

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funny all the time. You got
to do it in measure. You know

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what I mean, in good measure. And you still make jokes that aren't

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funny as well. I haven't been
funny since. Oh I'm waiting where they're

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right opportunity. Oh, okay,
when it happens, I'll let you know.

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Okay, you'll see it coming,
or will you all right, that's

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