I made a decision face the sunny, so I had what's up? Oh
yeah, I have to hear can't see you talking about Jersey Shore. I
love that show. Well. I always feel like when we start our show,
we're kind of starting in the middle, you know, of a conversation.
Yeah, because we'll be talking about something. We're like, we should
probably start the show. Yeah, let's save it for the show. For
the show. Um, let's say hi to our peeps, our pisons,
Missing and Gabby. They were on the Jersey Shore boardwalk recently. They were
under the boardwalk with one flip flop between the two Dolleri hits it out of
the park. Polly is, uh, she's a butter butterfield lady. Yeah,
I don't even know what that means. I was trying to shake things
up. But we still love all her cooking. Oh yeah, Athena,
we love your dancing. Elizabeth Williamson. We love all of your kids,
and we hope that Rita rocks them in her bassinet. Hero, you love
all of your kids and they all love you, all two of them.
I think you have two kids, yeah, could be three. Coulbe Jacob
Growley is very h Crowley there Leslie accosted somebody at Ikea or got accosted one
of the other what or the other? Ashley so chic um. Kelly Brandt
is not your aunt, not anymore, but she'll still give you a mentos
if you have cut cute button. Amy, she's a cunt, Amy.
I love you Tallis and are arh Alicia Leslie stop Sarah Stefano's private Jennifer is
falling, but she needs to get up, Sandra, I'm just not easy
being green. Christy, get the strap. Stephanie's a stinker wrinker. And
we got a special Friday shout out for our friend Aurora Pulio. Well I
like that name. Aura. Yeah, her is her birthday. Happy birthday.
Yeah. And her friend Renee wanted her to have a special shout out.
They're both Patreon subscribers. Oh that's so sweet. Yeah, oh Kaylyn,
you don't wish her happy birthday? Yeah? Come on, Happy birthday,
Aurora, Yes, Aura, Aurora. Listen to one of my very
favorite Foo Fighters song is called Aurora. It's beautiful. Listen to it.
It is a lovely name. Yeah yeah, yeah, happy birthday, birthday,
bitch. Speaking of birthdays, Yeah, oh today today okay, but
I don't want to steal Aurora's thunder so because Friday is Aurora's birthday, but
today is actually when we're recording, this is Monday, and it's my sober
birthday. That's awesome. I'm fourteen years sober. Wow. I believe when
you and when I first met you, I think I was like two,
yes, yeah, you're a baby. Yeah, it was a little baby,
sobriety baby. Yeah. Now I'm wow, Stephanie, fourteen, that's
a long time. But it is a long time to like not have any
drinks, that's all. I mean. I have a few, obviously,
and just in the morning though, don't no, no, in the morning.
It doesn't that's not even like partying, that's just functioning. Yeah,
that's it. Stop the shakes. How you do it? Yeah, it's
like I'm not even getting high. I'm getting normal normal, that to your
baseline. Okay, so that's all right. Yeah, and then I have
like a little bit of pot during the day, but that's just like right
because the afternoon's boring. Yeah, California sober all right now they call it.
Yeah, and then you top it off with some some strips exactly exactly,
just that's just how you do it. Yeah, and Callie, I'm
a creative person. I supposed for oh sober, I'm supposed to do nothing.
Okay, yeah, no, how are you going to write a book
sober about being so? Exactly? I gotta do something now, see.
I like our audience because they know I'm joking about that. It'll show up
on Reddit though. Oh no, oh no, she drinks roll the tape
drinks dumb asses. A lot of my broken bags. Yeah, yeah,
you have a lot of birken bags. I gotta find a house that's got
a big enough closet to house all my Lisa vander Pump closet. Yes,
that's what I need, because you have, like, what are you up
to? Like twenty five broken bags last night? I don't know, I
lost track. I have them in like the order, in like the of
the shades of the rainbow in my closet. You have to have a like
one for every day of the month. Yeah, I think, yeah,
you know, right, and thirty one because you don't want to have too
if you have to repeat a bag. No, I cannot be seen with
a sick No I want to look poor. No, I know, No,
I can't I gotta keep when I go to Target, I gotta have
a different one every time, right to do your target shopping. And I'm
gonna leave something to Italia after I die. Maybe if she earns it.
Yeah, maybe Sonny's future wife. So, speaking of Vanderbump, I watched
Okay, I've never seen well that's not true. And when it first came
out, I watched a couple episodes and I was like, these are a
bunch of dumb asses like I got and I don't know why, but I
was like, you know what, I gotta get a lot of hate for
this. I am so turned off by Lisa Vanderbone. I know she's nice
and I know she's this or, but always disliked her. Yeah, and
her husband, that hair, that fluffy haired Ken. It's always carrying,
you know, a goodbye Kyle Remember that episode Goodbye Goodbye Kyle? Yeah?
Fuck off. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I think it's
just like the flaunting of the rich. It's just like, or we get
it, you got money? Do you have to roll around in a pink
rolls Royce? You know? But remember when you had Lisa vander Pump on.
So yes, I did like her very much. I don't like her
on television, right, And first I wanted to know how she was in
person, because you weren't there. No, because so okay, you started
God for Crying Out Loud Singles Edition, Yeah, And I didn't want to
do it because it was at the Psychic Friends hotline places, right, So
I said no, thank you. And then we had a little, h
like uncomfortable moment about that because of Mike August was right, these freaking female
and want to see what they can get and you, so then I think
you felt bad, like, well, no, I gotta do it.
I think tried to tried to get Gina, Gina grad you got her to
do it. It was Gene No, are you sure it wasn't Alison.
No, it's Gene. Good Gina grab to do it with you. And
then but it only lasted like a few episodes. But one of those episodes
was Lisa vander Pump, right. She was very nice. She was like
entertaining to talk to. Did she dish any t I can't remember, really,
because obviously I don't even remember who I was sitting next to. But
I remember she was teeny tiny, like you know, and she was like
She was perfectly pleasant and fine, right, I just I don't I guess
what I'm turned off as what I see on TV. Yeah, I don't
know, I just but anyway. I also had Jill Zarin on, Yes
we have her without me because I forgot, yes you for come in,
but we also and she was like kind of a nightmare she was, yeah.
And then you and I together had Brandy Glanville. That was fun right
now. I was like, she don't barely remember her. She would not
dish anything. And I remember we talk so much shit about her, and
then we were going to have her on because you went on her on her
podcast. I remember then she was going to come on our podcasts and people
were like, oh my god, how is Stephanie gonna behave? I was
perfectly nice and she was perfectly nice. Yeah, but she didn't really wouldn't
give up anything now, yeah, I but anyway, so I didn't,
so I stopped watching it, and then I didn't never really heard much about
like if I would have watched it, if I kept hearing like, oh
my god, Dump was so great, so great. But I will say
up until the last year or two, people have been talking about it more
and I know, like Dylan and Patrick cover it and stuff, so but
I don't know. I just haven't been. I haven't. I'm with you.
I'm same. Yeah, now I'm caught up because I had somebody,
Ronnie Caram when I was doing Rose Pricks, was like, you should watch
Vanderpump So I went back to like season like maybe I started with the first
season and maybe I watched like the first four seasons, so I kind of
knew who people were, but then I got bored and stopped right, and
now all of a sudden, shit hit the fan. Yes, so I
haven't seen one episode in years, right, And Wendy's a big fan,
and she was like did you And I'm like, yeah, I don't watch
it. She goes, just watched the last episode. I said, I
didn't watch it honestly this season because I've heard mixed things, like people were
saying it's boring until until we get to the Sandoval scandival, you know,
So I was like, oh, it's boring. But then Klin was watching
it. I was like, well, I trust Klin because he loves the
other show that I love below. Yes, yeah, that was the only
other reality show that I watched, and then this scandival happened, so we
went back and like, I familiarized myself with the story, and Amy used
to watch vander Pump but she said around season four, like where you stopped,
it got really boring for like a bunch of seasons. So that was
kind of the Okay, So I familiar raise myself with the story and the
people and then started from the first episode of the most recent season knowing what
happens, you know, at the very end, so it makes it so
much more entertaining. These two people that are you know, fucking each other.
One of them is cheating on his longtime girlfriend, the other one is
that girlfriend's best friend. So watching them all interact like they're just friends,
it's so you know, it's cringe, right, but it's juicy, it's
entertaining, it's sad, it's like it's everything. Yeah, so great,
Okay, I think I'm gonna watch because I watched the second to last episode
just to see, and then I watched the final episode because again Wendy was
like, oh my god, the final episode was so the final episode wasn't
even supposed to be the final episode. The season finale was supposed to be
the second to last one, because you know, Lisa gets up there and
gives us right, but then the scandal breaks, so and they went,
oh, we need to turn these cameras back on, and you guys need
me. You're for filming another episode now, Oh shit, yeah, that's
what happened. So that's what you watched, okay, because one thing I
did notice as being an outsider, she went to the necklace place and she
bought a lightning bolt that anybody yeah, yeah. And then and then I'm
watching him and he's got a lightning bolt earring and necklace. Oh so I
was like, what the hell? And then I didn't know that she was
friend her best like one of her best friends, her best friend, and
then they were talking at the bar about their relationship and stuff. The episode.
She's like like, yeah, you're not really are you guys like having
sex right? Like, oh my god. It's like, well, we
don't really have a lot of sex because we're not really feeling that connected and
blah blah blah. And she's like, yeah, like are you even attracted
to him anymore? And she goes this is to Arianna and Arianna goes,
yeah, I mean yeah. Then she's talking about how she doesn't feel good
about herself. Oh my god, go like makes everything about herself. Okay,
so tell me, do you guys let people like her to hear Arianaana
everybody loves Okay, she's like the most sensible person on She got sucked over
her I see you have any idea what was going on? And trusted her
boyfriend. She's kind of boring to be honest, because she's so she's so
good. It's like, you know, yeah, not really a lot going
on there, right, her dog died and her grandma died, and and
then while in that final episode, she was talking about how while she came
home early from this trip because her dog was dying. And then meanwhile,
uh, Tom and Raquel are like having sex in the car outside of her
house, and then he forgets his keys, so he has to wake up
to come down to let him into the house right after he had sex with
Raquel, Yeah, in the car. And then she says that he got
mad at her for like locking him out of the locking the door where I
got he's such a gas lighter. Wow, I have to say I was
kind of feeling a little sorry for him. Oh really, no, because
only because it's he was saying that he was trying to break up with her,
but she was saying like she was gonna hurt herself or something, right,
God, I don't believe it. Oh it's not true. And apparently
he was gonna do it for seven months, like he had seven months to
break up right right, right right? He just didn't do it. Yeah,
like that scene. I love that scene with I think it was um
Shena right where Shena was like okay, He's like, yeah, well I
didn't want to break up with her because you know, she said she might
hurt herself and she was like, okay, that's when you like call her
friends, bring us in so we can be there to pick up the fucking
pieces and do your thing. Break up with her and we will be there,
We will take over, we will help her, right well, like
you don't just so the way out of it is just a fuck her best
friend. Yeah, yeah, I gotta watch this incredibly entertaining. Yeah,
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um, what now, go ahead? I was just gonna say that
um my kids had such a crazy weekend. Yeah, while Elbi was promming
it up Sadie and Xander. Okay, these people don't listen to the podcast.
And so first of all, Friday, So Friday night, Xander was
invited to a party. Man, he's going he's doing a half. Yeah.
So he got invited by this sophomore at his school to go to So
on many Friday nights, a bunch of kids from his school go and they
all hang out at somebody's house. But it's like a party and different bands
play, like different rankids were in bands show up at this house and they
all play. Wow. So Xander's gone once before, and uh, I
didn't drive because like the mom. So this the the mom of the sophomore
friend of his picked them up. They went and hung out at her house
and then she drove them to the party and then picked them up and then
dropped them back off of my house. She's doing the lord's work. Is
I didn't have anything to do with anything, That's all right, Okay.
So Friday, he's like, oh, I'm going to go to another one
of those parties band party and I was like okay, bet So he goes
home, same girl. But so Sadie was a little bit bummed the last
time that she didn't get invited. So I was like, oh, so
I asked Sadie like about it, and she's like, no, I don't
really know anybody there. And I was like, okay, Well, so
the following day, they were going to a birthday party. Do you remember
my stories about my neighbor who runs an acting studio, Yes, yeah,
has two kids and they went to They've gone to birthdays with those kids over
the years. Yeah. Remember one of the times I told you story on
Patreon about have the mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was having
a little party of her own, yes, yeah, driving them around anyway,
Anyway, the following day, Okay, let me just back up for
one second. These people are a little crazy with the birthday celebrations. They
they just go all out, and it's the kind of thing where you just
I mean, you're you're taking your child to Cabo this year, so that's
awesome. You don't always like you have a normal like we try to have
a fun birthday for our kids. But like I mean, it's not a
wedding, yes, right right, it's not a big birthday, right,
So their friend the girl was having it is her birthday, and the dad
so and there's no communication with these kids. At one point, Sadie goes,
mom, my friend, let's call her, UM, Let's call her
Amanda. Amanda's is her birthday, and she wants your email address. Her
dad wants your email address. So I never get an email. I forget
about it. Like on Thursday, the dad texts me. He's like,
hey, do you know about Like, did you get the eviight or whatever?
No, no evite. He's like, about Amanda's birthday this weekend,
We're doing a whole birthday extravaganza. I'm like, no, I haven't heard
anything about it. I was like, send me the details Friday night.
Okay. So Friday night, they're all I got a hotel room. I
got a suite at a hotel near my house. He's like, so they're
all gonna go swimming Friday night and then they're gonna sleep over. Then the
next morning they're gonna go we're gonna have breakfast, and then they're gonna go
swimming, and then we're gonna do back to back escape root escape rooms.
Oh, and then they're gonna go to eat dinner at Buca to Beeppo.
Wow. And then they're gonna go back to the hotel for a second night
of the sleepover and then Sunday morning continental breakfast, maybe more swimming if they
want, and then they'll come home and you know my kids. Oh hell
no, hell no. First of all, Sadie like, can do one
of those activities, and then she's tired and needs a lot of downtime recovery,
right, and Xander is just like no. So I was like,
okay, but you're going to do some of the stuff like that sounds fun,
right, super fun. So they agreed and this was Sadie stretching herself.
They agreed that they were going to do They were going to meet up
with the kids for escape rooms, right, go to dinner, and then
Sadie said she would go back to the hotel and sleep over. Okay.
It's like, oh okay, Sadie, what are you you know? But
she was like and I said, are you sure, because you don't have
to like, you know, everybody will understand if you just want to be
picked up after dinner. She was like no, no, I'm I'm into
it. Okay, okay, great. Xander was like, no, just
pick me up after after dinner. I'm like, okay, no problem.
So but that's so that was going to be for Saturday. So Friday,
Sadie's like, you know, what's probably better. I have a you know,
doing all these activities on Saturday, so I'll just stay home on Friday.
I'm not hurt about it. It's fine. A party, the band
party. So I take Sadie. I pick Sadie up after school. I
take her to go get Amanda a birthday present, and then we come home.
But then while we're driving, and you guys have to understand that Sadie
does not have a big social life, so I'm always feeling bad for her,
like she's hardly ever doing anything. So then her friend, she has,
this friend that doesn't go to her school, calls her and she's like,
hey, what are you doing? Want to do something tonight? And
Sadie's first response always is to be like, oh no, I can't,
right, And I go, yeah you can. Yeah. I was like,
yes you can. She goes, oh I can, and I go
yeah, tell her to come over when we get back from getting Amanda's present.
So she goes, okay. So it's her friend Rebecca, so she's
like, okay, all right. So then we get how you invite Rebecca
over? I kind of forced Sadie say you're available, right, it's her
friend. She likes this friend for a lot, so she just she's just
in her In Sadie's mind, she's like, well, we're already going to
do something together, so I don't know, right, why do we gotta
stretch it out? Yeah? So anyway, she gets home, her friend
comes over. Before you know it, she's like, hey, we want
to go can you what are you doing? Can you drive us to the
party? So I was like okay. So they wanted to go meet up
with Xander at the party. Okay, So I drive them to the party.
So Sadie, you know, puts on like a boostier, like you
know how the kids dress. Yeah, she's wearing like big baggy pants,
but like a little tight boostier. She's taken all cute, and she and
her friend and then they're in the bathroom doing their hair, and just for
me, this is just not right right, But I'm happy you're enjoying it.
But I'm like, okay, oh my girl. So they get ready.
I drive them to this party. I get to the plate, it's
like off Mulhollan. It's like wig ass house in like the hills of Beverly
Hills, Like okay, you know it's it brings it reminds me. I
don't know if it's this place. But Tommy Lee on Instagram today. I
told you about that Instagram at one time where he was like listen, he
put a did a video and he goes, can you hear that there's a
band? There's a band in a garage playing and he's like, I'm gonna
I'm gonna hop on on my skateboard. And he showed up and he was
like yes, and he was like rocking on and then he was rocking with
them and they were flipping out that Tommy Lee was in their garage. But
anyway, well this was Pete kids playing in a backyard right according to Xander,
and nobody was really that good. Probably not that same house, but
it was like a big party and I go to drive it's like eight o'clock
is early, but there's like hordes of kids, like it was old school
like you and I would remember like parties, like kids are kids are?
I see them all out in front of the house, like on the porch
there's kids walking up and down the street eat and I was like, oh,
okay, okay party, Like yeah, so I dropped. I was
like, well, let me pull I don't want to pull up like right
front and like drop you guys off. That's so corny. Yeah. I
was like let me. I'm having to be the one going like I'm uncool
guys right, not cool to be pulling up and I'll drop you off down.
Yeah, I go, let me pass by, and I'm there's like
a little cool to sack. And I go and I pulled over up and
I was like, you guys just walked down the street and go to the
party. They're like okay, cool. So then then I leave by.
Kids have no kidding. So Elbe was on a celebrating her anniversary with her
boyfriend and they were out to dinner. So all of a sudden, I
just got like stressed out because I'm like, oh my god, all my
kids are like out out and about. Yeah. So then I then I
came home and then John and I I was leading this to tell you that
then we watched air. Oh oh, we just caught ourselves a movie.
In between. Yeah, like at a moment, somebody there could be trouble,
right because the twins are fifteen. Yeah, and they're at a party,
right, and I was starting. I was like, they're probably not
gonna drink, right because Xander's kind of uptight and Sadie's uptight. They probably
won't. And at the last one, Xander told me he wouldn't even drink
anything, like even punch or anything because he was scared it would be lace
really alcohol. Yeah, so he was like, I just had like a
water bottle with me from before, and I just held onto my water bottle.
Yeah, it's all scared, right. I was like, okay,
good, how are they getting home from the party. I was gonna have
to go back and pick him up, Okay, but you know whatever.
But I didn't know when. I didn't know it would be midnight. I
didn't know anyway. So we watched Air great movie. Was it great seeing
it now? I didn't see it yet. We watched it over the weekend.
It was awesome. Really yeah, it's really good. My kids want
to see it, and we just haven't had the time where the three of
us we're gonna sit down and watch it. So it was really good.
Huh. Remember the old days where you were like well, we haven't had
the time where and it wasn't showing at a theater near us. Now it's
like every movie that comes out, it's pretty much on your TV. Yeah,
did you watch it on your tv? Yeah, it just came out
in theaters, like I feel like there was I feel like it's been less
than a month since it was released. Like it came out so quickly,
right, I didn't expect it to be on I think it's on Amazon.
I didn't expect it to be on Amazon so quickly. Um, but yeah,
we watched it the other night and loved it. I heard it was
like a hundred on Rotten Tomatoes. It's not one hundred, but it's close,
really high nineties. It was really good. It had that quality.
Well, I always loved Ben Affleck and stuff. Yeah, and Matt Damon's
a great act Yeah, I like. I like Jason Bateman. Oh that's
right, Jason Bateman, Chris Tucker, really great cast. And it's about
it's about Jordan's it's about Nike side mining, Michael Jordan. That's what the
movie's about. Yeah. So I will say this, it's weirdly like it.
You shouldn't like it that much because it's basically about like a super wealthy
corporation, Nike getting more wealthy, right Like, but they show you at
the beginning that of the basketball players at that time, like Converse had a
huge share, Adida's had a huge share of the market, and Nike have
like seventeen percent of the basketball shoes. Right. So now it's like Nike's
trying to get in the game, and there's a guy who does who's basically
been hired to try to sign get sports guys to do basketball deals, and
that's Matt Damon. But it's like, so that's what you're rooting for,
right, which, if you think about it, you're like, yes,
go Nike. But there's other stuff about the movie where they're trying there actually
are kind of for the underdog. There's there's there's some excitement. I like
a business movie about business stuff. Yeah, that's cool. I'm gonna watch
it. Yeah, I think Sonny would like it. Well, they both
wanted to watch. Natalia kept going what's the new movie out with Ben Affleck
and Matt Damon, and she was like, I heard it's good, and
then Sonny was like, yeah, air about Michael Jordan's deal with and she
was like, oh, it's about Michael Jordan. She's like, I heard
it. Matt and Damon and Ben Affleck had a great movie out. She
didn't know what it was about, but the bottom line is she wanted to
see it and we were gonna watch it together. And usually Sunday nights are
night to you know, hang out and have dinner and watch a movie.
But this Sunday was the day after prom. She went and had dinner with
her boyfriend and I had a wedding to go too, So oh yeah,
so tell us about the wedding. Let's take a break in then when we
get back and we're back. So, yeah, I had a wedding last
night. I haven't been to a wedding in a long long time. In
a hot minute, who's getting married these days? Yeah, I don't know
me. Yeah, this is everybody I know is getting divorced now. Yes.
So Suzanne's sister, Danny, her older sister, it was her,
she was married before. She has two kids and um, they're grown,
they're adults now, the young the second one he's non binary, gender non
conforming UM, which is one of her kids. And he's like, I
think like twenty or twenty one and then Sheldon anyway, they she had it.
She got divorced. But when she got married the first time, she
converted to Judy and that when you get remarried, can I be invited?
Yeah? You want to be my best lady? Yeah? Of course,
Oh my god, I can't wait. Let's can we can we start planning.
I got to finish out one marriage, all right, so once that's
yeah, yeah, hi, yay. So so she she converted to Judaism
and she took a real series. Well, let me explain Danny. Danny's
old Suzanne's older sister. She's very liberal. She teaches at UM Sandy eight.
She's a professor in theater, you know, so she's a very you
know, she's one of these artsy theatrical you know type. She did the
Springsteen play that we did years ago. She's a big Springsteen fan as well.
Um, she has great taste in music. And and so she got
a divorce and then she found this. So she's been living with Josh,
the man she married for I think like a long time, a few years
now. They've been together. But they were gonna get married, but it
was COVID hit and so they put it off. So now they got married
on Sunday and they had so it was at the park, at a park,
and then afterwards was at like this. It wasn't a restaurant, but
it was where you can have like like a banquet hall kind of thing,
okay, and she had it catered and Susanne was like running around doing everything.
And Susanne's boyfriend was there and he's hilarious and so funny because we just
pick on Suzanne because it's to save been together a long time. Yeah,
like for four years they've been together. Wow, do you think they're gonna
get They are gonna get married? Yeah? Is he planning a proposal?
Do you think? I think so? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's really cute. They're so cute. The problem is is that they
don't live together because she lives, you know, she's got her daughter and
in her school out here in Burbank, and he lives over on the West
Side and he's got kids. So they got to get through that. But
um, yeah, so Susanne can't not hide when something's bothering her, and
so when she stressed out, she's like walking around the wedding, She's like,
we're running out of vegetables. We're running out of vegetables. And then
her boyfriend's like, at the end of the dinner, he's like, do
you know if we can get any more extra veggies, like just to piss
her off, you know. But um. It was very traditional Jewish wedding
and with the hooppa, you know, and you get there early and you
can decorate the hooppa, and then they did their you know, traditional seven
prayer. I don't know if you know about that, Like there's seven prayers,
I don't know, seven blessings, Okay, so seven different people come
up and give them their blessings, and her kids went up and oh my
god, I just water works because they were just like, thank you,
mom for supporting us in our creativity. Because her son is turning into her
older son is turning into what Danny is. Like, he's into the theater.
He wants to act. He moved to New York. He's got a
girlfriend that's like a few years older than him, like he's doing you know,
so he and so they both are like, thank you for like inspiring
us and you know and giving us that creativity. It was so sweet and
so cute and it was just you know. And then Suzanne's mom's there,
who I love, and her mom is like not shy about talking about how
her and Stan get it on all the time and they used to and Suzanne
would be like, oh my god, I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it. And I would raid stance like a marijuana
box that I would believe, you know. And it was just and then
her dad, who's another hippie, was there and he sang a song her
you know, sus Suzanne's is the most uptight of the family. Everybody else
was, you know. They're like fun and you know, Suzanne's like never
smoke pot, she drinks, but um, so yeah, it was great.
And then the ceremony was kind of long, but it was interesting to
me. I love I like to see all the traditions. And then I
was like, a really long ceremony. I don't either, but because I
love the Jews so much, afterwards, I was like, Suzanne, I
want to be Jewish. She's like, I know me too. I was
like, can we convert together, Like, let's do it, and she's
like, yeah, well, you know, she's marrying, She's gonna marry
somebody's not Jewish, but and it's just I don't know, I just love
the culture. I love it, and just everybody's sewn. Like during COVID,
her sister did this thing with all of her friends where every week on
a Friday, they came up with a recipe and then one person would drop
the recipe and everything you need to make it at all the houses, leave
it on the steps and then they'd all get on Zoom and cook the recipe
together. And then the next week would be like a drink recipe, and
then they do then they would have drinks together whatever it was, you know,
And so this like community of people was just so nice to see and
and then like we went and danced and the food was really great and then
um, except they ran out of veggies. And then you know, she
played like Bruce and we were all singing, and her kids love Bruce and
know all the words to the song, so they were like asking the DJ
to play more. But oh, it's just so it was so nice.
I haven't been to a wedding in a long time, and I had a
great time. No, no, I just went by yourself. Yeah,
I went by my went stag. But it was wear I was gonna wear
a dress that I bought a while ago, but it was it was kind
of raining yesterday and it was outside and I was just not feeling it,
like, you know, putting on a dress. So I just had like
black slacks and uh, like off the shoulder sweater. It wasn't you know
that dressy. But well if it was at a park, yeah, yeah,
crazy. Yeah, it was nice though. It was fun and had
a good time. And yeah, Natalia wasn't home. She went and had
dinner at her boyfriend's dad's house, and Sonny was out with his friends for
dinner, so we didn't do our little family night. But um, but
it was we had a good time. It was nice. Nice. Yeah,
Well, Sadie and Xander ended up having a good time at their party.
Yeah, and I picked it was one of those things where, you
know what, I want to have them put uber on their phones. Yeah,
I in case of an emergency, my kids have it. Yeah,
they should have it, like and they should be together like I let them
themselves. No, they're not well like for instance, you know, so
Xander, I don't hear from Zander and then I hear from Sadie. Oh
I'm texting Sadie, it's like eleven o'clock and she's like, oh, we're
good right now, but you can leave in like ten minutes. So like
ten minutes goes by, and then she's like, okay, we need a
ride, and I'm like, well, okay, but you know you told
us and it's kind of far and then she's like, yeah, we need
to get picked up right now. Anyway, by the time I picked them
up, it was like or John went and got them. But then Zander
was texting me going, hey, I'm going over to my friend's house.
Her parents are picking me up, but I think I'm gonna need to get
picked up from there. I was like, well, now, Elbe's out
with one of the cars, so we only have one car. That's when
I was like, damn, I should have had like Sadie and her friends
uber right then I would have still had a car. But anyway, I
was like, okay, well, Dad's going to pick up and they were
coming from the same place. So you would think that Xander's friend could have
just taken Sadie and her friend with them, right, But I think Xander
just felt like, you understand because it's twins, right, you can't just
go, hey, well, your sister, why don't you take her home
too. It's like Xander's going to be like, well, I don't.
This is my friend who doesn't even the mom doesn't know, Like I can't
just be like, hey, can you drive other people home? But of
course, in my mind, I'm like why not, Like you all go
to the same school. You can't just say, hey, my sister needs
a ride and her friend, right, do you mind all went to the
same place. Yes, exactly. But he didn't feel comfortable doing that.
I'm glad. Don't blame him either. I would. Yeah. Yeah,
So John went and got those two and then took him to Taco Bell and
this mom of Xander's friend dropped him off at our house. I didn't have
to go anywhere. Wow. And I didn't even have to say like,
hey, it would be easier if she could take you home. He just
arrived at home. I love that. And I was like, oh my
god, I love this mom. Yes, I'm usually the one that's driving
is the big planner of the group, right, like, well, we
need this, we're gonna do this, We're gonna go here, we're gonna
go there, so you need to be here at this time, and then
you need to pick us up at that time, and then you need to
drop everybody off at their houses. It's like, well, how about I
pick everybody else, bring everybody here, and have their parents come and get
them into my house. Why do I got to drive all around Pasadena dropping
everybody off? What am my limo company? Like? Exactly, I'm not
your uber, But it ends up being that way, you know. So
I sat home Friday night watch while I was waiting for everybody to, you
know, get home, I watched the date line of the Idaho murders college
students. Okay, did you watch that? Did you watch the first one
the first time? No? I mean I know the story, but like,
no, it's kind of it's fucking creepy. This guy and so I
remember though we talked about it once when we were talking about how they caught
him and he was driving too slow. Yes, he's a shitty ass driver.
There was another time I was thinking, Okay, here's the interesting thing
I was gonna say. So I was thinking the same thing, like this
guy got pulled over on his road trip back home to Pennsylvania within a ten
minute span, Like he gets pulled over for driving too close to somebody.
Ten minutes later, gets pulled over again for driving too close to somebody.
Then on this date line they had video of him getting a ticket, another
ticket before the murders happened in by his college. Anyway, here's what happened.
What happened. Date Line said they talked to a cop or somebody and
they said, while the cops on that highway are looking for you know,
I guess people that are stoned or drugged up, and they have a pattern
of when somebody doesn't want the cop behind them, they speed up and then
they get in front of somebody else so the CoP's not behind them, which
ends, you know. So when they see that, they think this guy's
up to something. And that's what he was doing. He didn't want the
cop behind him, so he was like speeding up and he did it,
so obviously he was scared. The other interesting thing, by the way,
I used to do that a lot when I drove around with expired tags.
Me too, sisters the time. Yes, I was thinking the same thing,
like tags would be like a year and a half, two years expired,
and I'm like, oh shit, there's a cop on That was me
Sarka eighty nine. Yes, scared of the cop. I don't want to
get a fucking take. I'm gonna get pulled over. My tags are expired.
Yes, so um. Another interesting thing is his family. You know,
they they rested him at his family home at like four o'clock in the
morning, Like they show up and they busting windows and they're knocking doors,
and and I was thinking to myself, oh my god, like his sister
was it was it was the holiday, so his family was all home,
His sisters were home, his parents. I was thinking, like, hada,
I'm like, they must be like, what the fuck. However,
in this episode, they were saying that they were. The sister called it.
The sister was suspicious to the point because he was wearing latex gloves inside
the house and he was using he was throwing things away in the neighbor's trash
can, to the point where the sister goes to like the mom or one
of the somebody in the family and says, I think Brian killed. Could
have Brian could be the one that his name could be the killer that they're
looking for, driving a white Alante, you know, and she and he's
wearing latex glisy, wearing Latex Gloves inside the house and he was acting weird.
She She was like, uh, I wonder if it's so. Obviously
there was a like concern there in the family. But the other interesting thing
too, did you realize, like, in the state of Idaho the death
penalty the man who the I don't know, whoever, the congressman or whatever
they they the law is now is there he if he gets the death penalty,
he could die by firing squad. Oh wow, isn't that crazy?
That's what the fuck because they might not be able to get their hands on
the chemicals they need to do the lethal injection. I was like, damn,
that's crazy. What I mean, it seems very barbaric. But um
but yeah, I was. I don't know, it's it's interesting. I
just that really makes me want to not kill anybody. Yeah, I'm on
purpose, right, or at least trying not to get the death penalty.
Maybe. Yeah, get a good Mark Argos, Yes, get get you
know, life without parole, right, we'll take that. Yeah. Oh
my gosh if we when we get our ship uh together. Yeah, you
can have Mark Geragos on our show. Yeah, yeah, that'll help a
lot. Yeah. Yeah, so, oh my gosh, a lot of
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