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Made a decision face sunny, so
I had a vision. So what's up

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everybody, Japanie. How are you
welcome to for trying now out? What

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a great day? Labor day?
It is labor day. That's why we're

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laboring. We're we're laboring. We're
working hard for you, guys, it

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won't be Labor Day for you when
you're listening to this now. But we

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just did a really fun Thursday UH
special guest episode with Lisa Lampanelli. She

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was so interesting and so fun to
talk to you. It's so easy to

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talk to so smart took Yeah,
gave great advice, Yes she did.

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She gave us both advice. Yes, yes, I felt like I was.

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I got a little bit of therapy. I did too. She should

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be a therapist. I just got
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thinking. So she said, I
feel like we're almost doing a little after

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show. This should be on our
Friday show, right, But she talked

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about being a life coach, but
then and then wanting to like fix people.

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So I kind of understand why she
might not want to be a therapist.

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But while the whole time I was
like, God, she'd be a

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good therapist. I was thinking the
same thing. Yeah, she just was

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so easy to talk to her.
She was telling us about her roasts and

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her you know, what made her
retire and what she's doing now. It's

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just she was really inspiring and her
weight loss, but like an unexpected kind

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of message right about her weight lost. It was just so so so so

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good. Yeah. I recommend it. Yes, we highly recommend. Even

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if I just listened to it onto
somebody else's podcast episode, i'd be like,

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I recommend it. I agree,
Yeah, good Interviewsan's coughing l fucked

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up over there in the got it
is probably probably probably Yeah, Amy's well,

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she's been coughing for almost about three
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first week and a half without getting
it, and then I developed a bad

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cough. So for the last week
now, I've had a really bad cough

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and then I've had headaches and yeah, so it's it's getting uh yeah,

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but I think that was brought on
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week for two days and then like
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was done. So yeah, I
don't know, I might need some antibiotics

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or something, I think, So
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I want to remind you as a
I didn't officially graduated med school and

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that's unfortunate. Something bad happened.
We need to put a certificate, your

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medical certificate up here in the studio. I know it is. It's a

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certificate that I had done at Kinks
and listen, it's you know, can

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it. It's opened a lot of
doors right under false pretenses. That's all

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I'm saying. But yeah, I
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This is gonna go a little different
than like the official medical cities feeling

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that they don't want to overprescribe an
I say prescribe, like when in doubt

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give me an antibiotic? Are you
listening? Doctor? Knock around? It

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just feels like you go to like
this place, you go to that place.

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They're like, no, it doesn't
it's it's a virus. Fuck that.

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Whatever it is, it's going to
respond to antibiotics, and like,

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give me some antibiotics. But then
you get treated like you're some kind of

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like a drug seeker. You know, it's not. It's not vicing in.

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It's an antibiotic. It's not gonna
make me feel better. Except healthwise,

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right right. It's like you're not
gonna get high off of it,

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like I'm not, but you know
what I mean. They're always like,

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yeah, no, I'm sorry,
you don't. You don't need antibiotics.

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I'm like, yeah I do.
And then you finally find somebody who's like,

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I think you should get to have
around to antibiotics, and you're like,

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thank god, I feel doctor shopping. So yeah. People may disagree

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with me, but I'm on your
side, Kalin, Yeah, don't get

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them antibiotics. Yes, go find
a doctor that will prescribe it for keep

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going, call the doctors ahead of
time. Go to those clinics in Florida

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line. Let's say hi to our
phenomenal friends like Aaron land Hoo, she's

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a hoe yep, Rachel newcomer,
still a newcomer. Randy May aims too

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many names, Nikki, call your
girl Ashley, she's so chic. She's

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so chic, she'll prescribe you antibiotics. Yea Leslie, you gotta that's another

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person needs to go doctor shopping.
Yeah, exactly. And then the other

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Leslie who's still accosting people this time
she was sorry outside the Westfield Mall,

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oh really yep, all the way
down. Look at the traffic. Jacob,

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you're so growly. We love you, Rita rock that basinet full of

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Elizabeth Williamson's so many kids. Hero, Everybody loves you, Athena. Love

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your dancing, Polly, love your
pancakes, Valerie, Bubba Fenwick gets it

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out of the park, Sure does, Katarina, check it, Missy and

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Gabby. Oh, Labor Day weekend. It's gonna be tough on them.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah. The
streets are empty. There's not a lot

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of trouble. They can like one
flip flop between the two of them.

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Ey Shan vashpe that ass. Kelly
Bryant, she'll take it a yeah,

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yeah, Alicia Escalante, Leslie stopped. We already did her. Sarah Stafano,

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Jennifer, get up, Sandra,
it's not easy being green. Stephanie's

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a stinker wrinker and Christa, you
make me wanna Laddy Caln's not like,

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please not again. Don't go into
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hear it. Just trying to get
through life without trouble. How are the

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kids though, Caitlin, I know
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they're doing well they had it,
they didn't. They might have caught a

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little bit of it, but not
much. Normally they're coughing all the time.

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Blake's coughing through the night. But
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a little bit. So other than
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next week. They're both going to
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they're doing good. You know what, I'm wondering, what if the reason

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why you have a cough and then
the kids have been coughing before and you're

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the frequent colds. What if it's
not preschool and all the germs that What

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if you have black mold? Dude, I got black mold in my house.

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in your We had to have it
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when this happen a couple of weeks
ago, Well, we had that leak

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again and the leak doesn't stop and
so you know, now when you're selling

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the house, you got to get
that taken care of, you know,

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or you have to. You know, nobody wants a house with black weird.

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out they treat it. They do
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wall, like, you know,
find it, treat it should be done.

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Actually this week, how'd you find
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the water that was leaking was the
paint was starting to peal, and

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it was like the wall was getting
warped, and we like pulled it up,

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you know, pulled this plaster off, and then you saw we just

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saw like what looked like mold.
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come out and they're like, yeah, I don't know if it's black mold,

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but it's mold. Yeah, okay, I feel like black mold would

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have been like they would have made
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they sealed off the room. They
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in there twenty four seven. It's
pretty loud. Oh wow. So they

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fixed the league though, finally,
yes, they fixed the league. They're

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treating the mold and so Ray didn't
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it wasn't Ray's fault. That was
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right, that was that different and
they didn't fix it. Oh that was

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a different league. Yeah, that
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room. It's still it's still in
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It's the it's condensation from the acas. What was happening. Okay,

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yeah, but I'll tell you about
my trip, of course. Yeah,

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let's hear it. So you guys
had a good week last week with Robin

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and Patrick filling in. Yeah.
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a teacher and and she's a lot
of the feedback was that people wish they'd

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had had Robin as a teacher for
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saw that. Thank you Robin,
Thank you Patrick for yeah feeling. So

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it was kind of a it's it's
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you know, I wanted to get
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and it's like I've been trying to
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and meet us there. My niece
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know if you remember Wendy telling the
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podcast about how she went to Iraq
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and she was about she didn't want
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a whole story. Yeah, Jackie
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something, and I just she's just
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people that just have such a good
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So it was her and Jackie going
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few few days. It was my
birthday and they're like, you should come

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out, So I planned that.
So I planned it last kind of last

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minute. So I went, and
I'm so glad I went. I had

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a great time the morning. So
I got the flight. Because everything was

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last minute, I was like,
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So the flight out was leaving at
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I didn't even know flights left at
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to be there, so I had
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night. So what I did was
I was like, Okay, I'm not

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gonna get to the airport. So
I went on the Uber app and you

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can schedule I was I never really
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you can schedule ahead of time.
Scheduled ahead of time to come pick

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me up at three fifty in the
morning. But quick interjection, did you

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notice because when I started using Uber
recently, I thought it was like seven

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times as expensive to schedule it as
to just when you're ready to go call

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an uber. That's the thing though, because in our area, when you're

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scheduling it's hot, sometimes it's like
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it was either that or drive my
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car right or I don't you know, or get a car service, which

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was gonna be probably more expensive.
So I just was like, I'll just

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I'll schedule the Uber. It was
pretty expensive, but it was like I

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didn't what was my other alternative.
So I scheduled it to picked me up

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at three fifty and h okay.
So I go to bed. I get

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up. Fucking Phil's gotta follow me
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the day, in the middle of
the ninety things, because now I'm getting

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up, he thinks it's time for
him to get up and have his breakfast.

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So now I'm like dealing with Phil. I go downstairs, let him

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out to pee, blah blah blah, get him situated. And now I'm

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looking and I'm like, usually these
car people they show up a few minutes

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early, right, and it's like
three forty five, nobody's out there.

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I look outside, nobody look on
the map and it's now approaching three fifty

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and it says the driver seventeen minutes
away. I was like, fuck you

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hell no, what the fuck?
And I was like, what do I

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do? So then I go,
okay, well, let me try lift.

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I have the lift app, which
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on lift and I was like,
hopefully there's gonna be a driver around my

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area. Immediately it was like I
got somebody six minutes away, and he

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showed up, and he showed up
a little. I mean, by the

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time he came it was like four
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three fifty, but it's four o'clock. No traffic to lax Still, It's

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like, you know, I'm checking. I already checked in. I got

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one bag. I want to check
so. But the point is is the

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ironic thing is I get to the
airport just in the nick of time.

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I get through security. I get
to the gate and it's like now they're

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boarding. Like I didn't you know, there was no relaxing going to have

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something that, you know, a
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I'm like boarding the plane. I
get on the plane, sit down.

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They have the TV in front of
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let's see what they got on the
TV. So I was like, Bridesmaid.

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I've never seen the movie Bridesmaids,
and everybody was like, you know,

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you and I it's always the movie. One of the movies anytime you're

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on an airplane, no matter what
service Delta United with, it's Bridesmaid's always,

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like I don't know if you know
it every when every time I travel,

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Bridesmaid shows up. So I'm like, you know what, I'm edited.

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It must be edited though, No, was it dirty? Yes?

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It was dirty because yeah, because
it opens with like a crazy sex oh

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yeah, with with Jon Hamm okay, I fucking love and yesh like she

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yeah, she's bouncing on top of
him and he's like cup the balls,

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you know. Okay. It's like
the first thing comes out of the out

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of the gate. So I'm like, I'm gonna watch Bridesmaid so I turn

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it to watch it. But there's
some ads that you got to go through

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before the movie. He starts like, Marryott, you know, check Marryott

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here. You know, Miles,
You're not. I'm on Unit here United

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mile level. I got the United
ad. The next ad Uber. Why

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make your mornings when you're traveling stressful
when you can go and schedule and Uber.

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I had a time I took a
video of it because it was haunting

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me. Not only I had to
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it was on both flights, on
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On United, there was this fucking
Uber commercial. Every single time I

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wanted to watch something on the plane, I had to sit through this Uber.

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Hey, get on the Uber app
schedule or your cart. This girl's

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like trying to get out of the
house like me in the morning. It's

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early in the morning. You're catching
your flight schedule Uber ahead of time,

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schedule ahead of time? Like fuck
you? Were you able to cancel the

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Uber? Oh? Hell yeah?
I canceled him. Yes, and they

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didn't charge you anything for now.
No. I wonder if because they could

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see that they were going to be
late, right late to pick you up.

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I think hopefully that I didn't have
time to even look back, like

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so anyway, it was a ten
dollars charge to cancel, but but I

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didn't get I didn't get the charge
of you know, and I was probably

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cheaper to get the lift because he
was scheduling it right exactly and the lift

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came right away. So it's like, fuck, wow, that's so funny.

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I know, at uber commercials like
following me all the way to Florida,

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I'm all both flights and ugh,
but it's Bridesmaid. So funny it

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is. I watched it like three
times. I watched it all and by

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the way, like i got the
headphones on on the plane and I'm trying

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to get the closed caption because I
want to hear every word and I can't

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hear. You know. It's like
the sound is not great. It's loud

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on the plane, so I'm hearing
like on the way. At the first

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time I watched it, I'm hearing
like most everything, but then there's some

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scenes I was like why wait,
wait, wait what they say? What

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they I didn't get to hear it. So then on the next plane I

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watched it again. I watched half
of it, and then on the way

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home I watched it again. But
on the way home I was able to

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put the close captions on, so
I watched it. I was laughing so

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loud on the airplane. I never
like laugh out loud, like that best

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movie. He's fucking hilarious. I've
watched it a lot of times. Oh

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my god. I love such good
writing. It's great performing, Like,

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there's so many funny jokes, so
many funny jokes. Yeah. I just

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love when when she's on the airplane, Oh yeah, you know, and

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then she gets drunk and she's like, you know, fucking with the guy.

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Yeah, just the Hitler, Like
yes, she's doing little different outfits

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and try to pretend and he's like, yeah, I know, you're still

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the same person from before. She's
like what, No, I'm a different

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person. And she's like, get
with the nineties and he goes, it's

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not the nineties, and she goes, yes it is, no, you

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are. She's arguing that the flight
attendant to come back to recyt. It's

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a great movie. I highly reckon
mend it it really there's the my one

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of my favorite parts is when they're
doing the speeches at the engagement party,

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and she and Rose what's her name
Rose? Uh? Yeah? Yeah,

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what is her name? What's the
actress's name from Bridesmaid's Rose Burnt? Roseburn?

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Yes, that's it Burn. Yeah, yeah. Where so Roseburn is

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playing the new friend right of Maya. Rudolph's right, who's playing Annie?

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She's getting married, Yeah, she's
getting married. And then when they start,

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like one of them makes a speech
first, Chris and Wigg makes a

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speech where she's just like I just
just love you with my whole heart or

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whatever, and I just wish you
guys the best. And then the other

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girl gets up and gives like a
whole speech. So then Chris and Wigg

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is like, hold on, I
have a little bit more, and then

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they and then they just keep going
back and forth, grabbing the mic from

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each other. It's SU's like when
we were taking Spanish together and she starts

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talking in Spanish and I'm not making
any sense. Yeah yeah, she's like,

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asked Dellwig, like she's a oh
my god. They were such great

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performances, all of them so good. I've shown that movie to both Sadie

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and Elbie and Sadie and Xander,
and I gotta say the kids didn't love

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it as much as I did.
Really, Yeah, it's a little sad

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that they didn't love Yeah, Like, I mean, they liked it.

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Elbie liked it a lot, and
then Sadie liked it, and then Xander,

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Like Xander will watch part of a
movie and then like halfway through you

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just know he's not right loving it
and he's feeling like he's in jail,

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like yes, imprisoned, and then
you have to just go. You can

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go, and they'll be like really, okay, I hey, let's take

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a quick break. Okay, let's
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I was on Instagram and a Thrive ad

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Yeah. Oh I was also really
really really quick. That has to do

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with what I just said. Last
night, we John and I got a

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wild hair to watch Any Given Sunday. Have you ever seen that movie?

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Yeah? A long time, and
I was like, oh my god,

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Xander, You're okay. We've been
deciding between i mean, pulp fiction,

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any Given Sunday Jerry Maguire and I
was like, Oh, you're gonna love.

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You're gonna love Any Given Sunday.
I haven't seen it since I think

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it came into It's just about it's
about football, right, Yeah, it's

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an Oliver Stone movie. Alpaccino's in
it, Cameron Diaz, Denzel Washington,

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now Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox.
Yeah. So anyway, we're watching the

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movie and the whole time, I'm
like, I mean, is it gonna

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get like better? But I'm trying
to be a cheerleader for it because now

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I've trapped Xander had a family time
with us, so I'm like, yeah,

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like, oh, it's gonna it's
gonna get Really, it's like a

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two and a half hour movie because
Oliver Stone, like, it's very overly

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dramatic and there's really no one to
root for and at a certain point I

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had to kind of admit defeat,
like I was like, this is actually

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not a great movie. And then
and and John had been like yeah,

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okay, sure, yeah. I
think he liked it, you know,

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and you could just see it on
Xander's face that he was like oh,

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and he kept saying he was like, I don't understand what's happening. But

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I was like I don't either,
but I didn't want to, like,

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so I couldn't try to explain it. I was like, oh, you

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don't. And then I was like, John, you understand what's going on,

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right, and he's like, yeah, I do. But then I

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thought, well, we're gonna pause
it and John explain it to it,

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so I was like, we'll catch
on. So we keep watching it and

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of the same thing. Eventually,
I was like, you don't have to

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stay, Sander. He goes,
oh, I don't, okay, bye

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bye bye, and he left and
then John and I finished it and I

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was like that wasn't great, and
John goes, no, I know,

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I forgot, it's not that good. Right. That happened to me recently

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because I think I was listening to
like Jamie Foxx on Howard Stern tell a

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story about it or something, and
I was like, oh, this is

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supposed to be one of the best
sports movies of all time and I've never

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seen it, and so I was
watching it and then I was like,

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is this really the best sports movie
of all time? And then I got

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kind of got bored, and then
I stopped watching it and I just kind

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of never went back to it after
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And then John said, I was
like, I just remember are loving this

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movie. And he said, well, you know when the movie came out,

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you were still drinking. And he
goes, and I do remember you

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being very overly enthusiastic, like I
love this movie. He goes, but

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you might have been drunk. That's
interesting. But you know the worst part

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now is don't you feel like now
you feel like you can't go back to

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Zander and go, hey, I
know that was a dud, but we

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should watch Jerry Maguire now because you're
gonna love it, or Pulp figure.

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You're gonna trust me now, Truck, you know, and he's gonna be

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like, yeah, right, exactly. Well, he wants to watch The

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Godfather, which I know is one
of the greatest movies of all time.

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But I think it would be bored. I think it's gonna be too slow

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for him. Yeah, so I
tried to say. I was like,

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well, I'm just saying between The
Godfather and pulp fiction, you might really

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like pulp fiction. And he's like, I don't know. He is already

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were like unreliable narrators at this point, Well what does he think about other

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Quentin Tarantino movies, Because then you
could go like, well, hey,

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you like Django and he watched any
of them? None of them? No,

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okay, tell him to watch the
first half hour pulp fiction. Say

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watch the first thirty minutes, because
I think maybe start with a more modern,

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exciting Quentin Tarantino movie like Glorious Bastards
or Django or Kill Bill. And

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then when it's great, like they
are like, all right, now this

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is the one that got him really
famous. That's interesting because like I don't

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I and Glorious Bastards is good.
But if he can't follow any given Sunday,

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which is not that complicated, I
don't know that he's going to totally

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get I say, give him the
first thirty minutes of pulp fiction because it

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comes out of the gate strong.
That's what I think. Yeah, say

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just give it thirty minutes. And
there's so much fun stuff with Samuel Jackson,

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like keeps going like funny. Yeah. What I love about Quentin Tarantino

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movies is that it's action, but
within the action there's like all sorts of

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heartfelt like funny, oh yeah,
everyday life kind of moments. Yes,

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yeah, nobody does that like he
does. Now one of my face.

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It's uh, it's Django and the
the Ku Klux Klan is on the horses

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and they got the hoods on,
and they're like Jonah Hill, Jonah Hill,

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and they're like, who made these
these these who made the hoods?

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Well, my wife made them.
Well they she didn't cut out the holes

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big enough. I can't see.
I gotta keep moving and I'm on the

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horse. How did tell her to
make the holes? Begger or whatever whatever

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he was saying, like, it's
like it's so unexpected, right right,

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all right, Well I'll tell my
wife next time. But that's insulting.

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It's like it's the best. He's
just yeah, he's got all these humors.

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Right after they like first enter the
scene and they're riding the horses and

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they got all the fire and the
music going, and then it cuts them.

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They're all just sitting there. Was
like, Okay, this is what

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we're gonna do, and they're like, I can't see very good out of

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my hood. Oh my gosh.
So okay, so you so you finally

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you get to Florida. Yeah.
So, uh I got to the airport

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at the same time Wendy and Jackie
got there, which was nice because they

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came in from Chicago and and then
we went we drove together to Wendy's house

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and uh we just you know,
it was such a great like I can't

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think of two other people that I
would want to spend a vacation with more

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like there, we're all on the
same page. We all get tired at

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the same time, We all you
know, like want to go to eat

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at the same time. You know, just very casual. And Jackie is

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like very big in this, you
know, physical fitness. She was overweight

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for years and she's lost a ton
of weight. She's working out every day.

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So she's like, anti Linette,
we should go to the because in

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Wendy's complex there's a gym, and
she's like, we come with the come

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with me to the gym. My
mom won't go, so will you come?

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So then I was going with her
to the gym every day because she

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had to get her work out in. She's doing like all he's doing,

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like a twenty one day challenge.
She's got these teas that she's making.

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That's got like all these vitamins and
stuff which I just got from her,

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which I loved. She was just
like so nice. You know, the

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weather was beautiful. They took me
out to a nice dinner for my birthday,

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and then the hurricane was coming,
oh right at the same pretty much

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right the day before I was leaving
into the It was the day before I

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was leaving into the travel day and
I went. I went home on a

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direct flight, so I had to
drive two hours from her house to the

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airport. Oh no, thank god
I did that because the airport I was

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going to fly out of, uh
was they they shut down for I don't

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know a few hours or for the
day. So I did. So I

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was driving away from the storm,
which was good. But the storm path

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was coming right like I've never been
through it like that before. I guess.

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When I lived in Florida when I
was young, we had these tornado

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warnings, but I don't remember,
but it was, you know, we're

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watching TV and all of a sudden, the TV just goes a tornado warning,

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tornado warning. It kept saying,
take cover, take cover. I'm

406
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,920
like, Wendy should wait. Me
and Jackie are like scared, and Wendy's

407
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,759
like, it's fine, it's fine. Like she's calling her neighbor like who

408
00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:11,680
lives there full time? Like what
do you think and it's, oh,

409
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,920
it's not gonna come this way,
It'll be okay. But it was torrential

410
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,519
rain. So did you take an
uber? Were you driving in an uber?

411
00:28:19,079 --> 00:28:22,400
She has this car service that she
uses, so she called the car

412
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,200
service for me. So I took
that service to the to the airport,

413
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:33,039
which was it was it was an
hour and forty five minute drive. That's

414
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:37,000
when I was texting you and you
were like, have you heard about the

415
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:41,000
drama? Oh yeah, yeah,
so uh so I love yeah, So

416
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,839
I had podcast, had time,
I had time, yeah, and uh

417
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:49,000
so. Anyway, so it was
but during the time we were there,

418
00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:52,440
you know, they they, like
I said, they took me out to

419
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,559
dinner. I had like one of
the best restaurants Mexican food. I don't

420
00:28:56,599 --> 00:29:00,559
even know the name of it.
It's buy our House. It was phenomenal.

421
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,559
We went out the like the night
before my birthday. We went out

422
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:11,480
and there's like these couple of restaurants
like bars, me her Jackie. Jackie's

423
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,960
not a big drinker, so she
was just hanging out with us. Wendy

424
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,720
and I had like a couple of
cocktails and they started playing like, go

425
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,680
Shorty, it's Shibbert Day. You
know, like like it's your birth day,

426
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,480
it's ship birthday and you don't give
a fuck. Is it's your birthday?

427
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,119
Uh? Sometime for the birthday?
Is that the same song? No?

428
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,960
Yeah, So we started so I
we started like it was that's fifty

429
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,680
like it's your birthday. Yeah.
So we I started doing in the electric

430
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,599
slide and Wendy and I started doing
it. We used to do it back

431
00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:49,240
in the day all the time,
you know, at thirty years ago,

432
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,640
right, And Jackie was like,
oh no, please, no please,

433
00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:56,920
no, no no, no,
like walk the way. It's like I'm

434
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,319
not with them because we're in a
crowd of people that are like young college

435
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:03,240
students, right, And here comes
to me and Wendy doing the electric needs

436
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:06,680
to be educated about the electric slow
he started doing it with us. Oh

437
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,519
they did. Oh we got the
bar doing the electric slide. Thank you

438
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,720
Jackie. You know. So they
were doing it too. Then they started

439
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,960
doing this other dance. I was
like, oh, hell no, I

440
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,000
don't know how to do wobble.
I don't know. I'm like, I

441
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,079
don't know. I go back to
like another like early two thousand fight wedding

442
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,319
line dance. Yeah, the only
thing I could think of. I didn't

443
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:29,880
know what it was, so Wendy
and I had to step out. Jackie

444
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,920
knew how to do it, so
she stepped in because she knows, like

445
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,400
you know, she's younger than us. So she was doing it and I

446
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,200
was like, we'll see Jackie,
thank you for you can thank your auntie

447
00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:41,359
to getting this. It's sad where
people in their forties are like the younger

448
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,960
generation. It is so weird and
you're like, oh, well, she's

449
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,799
just a little baby forty year olds, right, you know. And it's

450
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:52,240
funny because the three of us are
ten years apart. Wendy's ten years older

451
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,519
than me and Jackie's ten years younger
than me. I'm in the middle.

452
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:02,160
So yeah, it was but it
was so fun and uh uh yeah,

453
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,240
and then it, you know,
the hurricane came and but that was like

454
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:10,759
the last day. But the weather
was very hot, very humid. Uh,

455
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:15,880
you know, it was just but
it was nice to to like get

456
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:21,079
away from everything and just relax and
like, you know, be with like

457
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,200
again, like one of two of
my favorite people in my family that I

458
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,559
love spending time with and I never
really get to see them very often,

459
00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:33,279
especially Jackie, you know, right, but uh it was fun. You

460
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:37,599
know. Jackie got me inspired at
eating good and working out every day and

461
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,839
you know, just keep moving.
So I'm still trying to work out every

462
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:51,799
day now that I'm back, but
yeah, I can't work out still yet

463
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:56,359
because my foot is. I just
want to give everyone an update. This

464
00:31:56,519 --> 00:32:00,400
bone stimulator thing is, which I
guess I talked about last week, right,

465
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,880
so just to catch you up with
it, because I'm sure you're on

466
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,759
the edge of your seat, were
like, what's going on with your foot

467
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,279
stuff. I wouldn't know about the
bone stimulator thing because you said last I

468
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:12,440
saw you, it was coming to
the house. Yeah. So I got

469
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,039
this bone stimulator thing that is a
little medical device and you strap it on.

470
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:21,119
It's almost like a little strap like
my little foot support and then it

471
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:27,480
has a little conductor thing in it
and then you just you put it against

472
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:30,720
your skin and the strap like holds
it on and then you just turn on

473
00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:34,200
this device and it sends some kind
of radio waves to your foot. I

474
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,880
gotta tell you, it seems kind
of hokey, Like it seems like you're

475
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:42,240
like, it seems like you're gonna
be like talking on the phone through two

476
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:45,000
tin cans, and you're like I
can hear you, like you know,

477
00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:47,440
like You're like, I guess it
works. It doesn't seem like something that

478
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:52,880
would actually do something, But I
swear to God it's working because I've done

479
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:58,799
it eleven times now, and yesterday
I didn't have any pain in my foot

480
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,519
the entire day from morning until night, and I was walking around but officially

481
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:07,839
I'm not supposed to work out yet, right, So I was laughing because

482
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,039
on Facebook, I think you waited
on this thread too, somebody was talking

483
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:15,160
about how they keep getting ads for
wall pilates. Oh yeah, feed,

484
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:20,440
and I was like, same,
I keep seeing these ads for wall plates

485
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,119
and I keep thinking, oh,
like this doesn't look like this. Look

486
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,240
you just lay on your back and
do some kind of exercises. Against a

487
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,440
wall. I have this thing in
my head where I'm like, I mean,

488
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,759
you see these people that are like, I've transformed my body in thirty

489
00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:37,119
days, and I'm like, maybe
I'll just like lose a bunch of weight

490
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:39,839
and look totally different in thirty days
and I won't have to put any weight

491
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,559
on my foot. Right, I'm
sure I still haven't done it. I'll

492
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,880
let you know, keep let me
know, let me know. But the

493
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:52,480
thing is, I still haven't been
able to walk people. I know,

494
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,200
see my neighbor Mitch, who's probably
missing me. I mean it's been months,

495
00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:01,880
right, right early June to early
September. Yeah, it's been three

496
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,839
months that I've had this foot injury. And when does the doctor say you

497
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:10,079
can really? He said, I
need to do the bone stimulator every day

498
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:14,760
for twenty minutes for four to six
weeks, and he thinks I'll be like

499
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,440
totally healed. So it's been like
almost two weeks, but you're seeing in

500
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,679
another two weeks I should be able
to like I mean, like it hurts

501
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,960
a little bit, but nothing like
it did before. Right, Like I

502
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,360
can walk on it and that's good. Yeah, well that's good. I

503
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:37,559
know when you see people like trance. Like Jackie's showing me her and her

504
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,119
other cousins, Tiffany, they were
all doing this twenty one day challenge kind

505
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,599
of thing, and then she kept
going. Now she's now doing another twenty

506
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:49,360
one day choll and she shows me
the before and afters with her and her

507
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,800
cousins, and I was like,
holy shit. And it's like, she

508
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,880
works out forty five minutes a day, she's eating healthy, she's drinking her

509
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,480
teas, taking her vitamins. Well, that sounds so easy, right,

510
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:01,599
It's like, yeah, you just
work out forty five minutes a day,

511
00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:05,159
eat healthy. It's like, well, what happens when you don't want to

512
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,719
eat healthy? What happens when you
want to have some unhealthy snacks? Right?

513
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,920
And that's the thing is She's like, the more I see progress,

514
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,480
the more I want to keep eating
healthy. And then she's on top of

515
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:19,480
Wendy. She's like, Mom,
you know, if you get stoned with

516
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:22,000
the internet, you're gonna get the
munchies. So I don't see yet,

517
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,840
you know. She's like, da, da, da, don't do it.

518
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,480
Don't do it, you know,
I mean we she had a vape

519
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,199
pen or whatever once in a while, and then I stopped doing that.

520
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,360
I was like, you know,
I don't do it when I'm here,

521
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,679
So I was like, on vacation, it's like, all right, you

522
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,000
know, me and Wendy have the
giggles and stuff, but then we're like,

523
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,159
she's right, Jackie's right, Like
we shouldn't because then we get the

524
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,159
munchies. Like all right, let's
watch a movie. So we watched movies.

525
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,000
We played cards, which was fun. I taught them how to play

526
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:54,360
spades, which was fun, even
though there's three way spades. Have you

527
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,639
ever played spades? No? I
love it. It's so fun. Well,

528
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:02,079
oh, I've played hearts. This
is very different, right, it's

529
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:07,880
different, I think, yeah,
yeah, But let's take another break and

530
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:14,960
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531
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LP dot com slash FCLLL Boom boom. The other movie that I watched on

551
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:58,440
the plane that I found very intriguing
was what was yes, darling. Is

552
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,679
that the name of it? Oh? I don't Oh. Is that the

553
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,880
one that there was all the controversy
about with Harry Style? What was the

554
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,760
controversy? So, by the way, Natali went and saw this in the

555
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,280
theaters when it first came out,
and I remember her texting me and I

556
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,119
we were texting back and forth and
I said, okay, well be safe,

557
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,519
and then I said what movie are
you seeing? And she wrote back,

558
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:20,840
yes, darling, and I was
like, it's called Don't Worry Darling.

559
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,760
Don't worry Darling. And in my
text I said something like okay,

560
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,519
well be safe and what movie are
you seeing at the same time, and

561
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,320
she wrote back don't worry darling,
and I was like, oh, she

562
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:35,360
kindly darling. I had no idea. I go, wait, what's the

563
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,639
movie because that's the name of the
movie. I was like, oh,

564
00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:42,920
I don't feel like an idiot now
I don't know this movie's I fel like

565
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,159
I thought we were closer. Yeah, I was like, dying a sweetheart,

566
00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:51,840
I won't worry, but yeah,
what was the cut? So it

567
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:58,079
was she. The controversy is that
Olivia Wilde started dating Harry Styles while they

568
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:01,000
were filming that movie. Yes,
Olivia Wilde was the director of the movie.

569
00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:06,719
So Francis, what's the blonde girl? The one who is in the

570
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,239
movie, who was the other star
of the movie, Florence Pew was pissed

571
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,239
off. Listen, I could be
talking out of my house right now,

572
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,920
but he is. Basically, what
I remember is that Florence Pew thought it

573
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:22,679
was like just unprofessional and ridiculous that
Olivia Wilde was like carrying on with Harry

574
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:25,840
Styles while she was supposed to be
directing them all in this movie. And

575
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:34,199
Florence was Harry Styles's wife in the
movie, right, yeah, And okay,

576
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,760
so that's what happened. Are they
still together Harry Styles and they both

577
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:43,639
broke up? Yeah? Yeah,
Well anyway, I again not didn't have

578
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:46,000
the captions on, so I was
missing a lot. And now I want

579
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:49,880
to watch it. I kind of
want to watch it again. But I

580
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,519
heard so many mixed reviews about the
movie at the time when it came out.

581
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:57,360
Some people hated it, some people
loved it, And I was like,

582
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,320
well, I'll be the judge.
Did you see it? No?

583
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,639
I didn't see it, but what
what was your feeling? I kind of

584
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:06,920
liked it, I thought it was
interesting, but I but then I was

585
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,400
like, wait then as the movie
went on, I don't spoilers, but

586
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:15,119
I was like, did I get
the Do I understand what this? What

587
00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:17,440
was going on in the movie,
because I met like I couldn't hear there's

588
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,840
a lot of like dialogue, you
know that they don't have the sound levels

589
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,360
like Kaylin does for us. You
know, so some scenes are talking quietly

590
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,679
and you know, I can't hear. But but I did. I did

591
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:36,480
enjoy it. It was visually pleasing. I love that Florence girl. I

592
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,119
think she's a great actress. She's
fun to watch, like she's there's just

593
00:40:40,159 --> 00:40:45,000
some people that are when they're acting, you're just like, I don't know,

594
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:47,519
Like she was just interesting to watch
and she was in what she was

595
00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:51,599
in them? Was she and miss
them? Miss Summer? Mid Summer?

596
00:40:51,679 --> 00:40:54,800
Mid Summer? Yeah, I haven't
seen that. That's supposed that's like a

597
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,639
horror movie which I watched and I
didn't get at all. I was like,

598
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:02,199
Okay, I didn't really get that
one either. And that was the

599
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,519
follow up to a really good horror
movie called Hereditary that was fantastic, And

600
00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:10,639
then that was that director's follow up
and I was very disappointed. I was

601
00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:14,239
like, I don't and some people
just love that movie and I didn't get

602
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,440
it at all. Get it.
Sonny was like Natalian Sonny were like,

603
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,320
holy shit, that movie scared me. And I was like, right,

604
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,440
no, I guess people out in
the field with flowers in their hair.

605
00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:30,039
And once in a while I see
it like a horse, like you know,

606
00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:31,920
a flash of somebody like hanging or
something like, and then it goes

607
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,360
away, like I don't know what
the hell is going on. Maybe I'm

608
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,880
too old for this shit. I
don't think they should combine like Shakespeare with

609
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:44,280
horror. It's just not a good
go together. Yeah, maybe that's what

610
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,719
it was like. It just wasn't
But she was great. She was she

611
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,679
was fun to watch. And Harry
Styles, I think did a good job.

612
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:53,119
But I recommend it. I'd like
to know what people thought of it,

613
00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:00,960
all right. Yeah, I'm loving
loving Winning Time. Oh yeah,

614
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,559
oh my god, it's like the
best thing is so good. Season two

615
00:42:05,679 --> 00:42:07,880
I think is better than season one. It's just like more exciting, like

616
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,079
more happens every episode, and you
know, it's fun to compare it to

617
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,880
well, I watch it with John
and and he you know, John.

618
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:21,679
He's very smart and he knows a
lot about a lot. Yes, you

619
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,760
know some people that know a lot
about a little and some people that know

620
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,760
a little bit about a lot.
John knows a lot about a lot,

621
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,119
like and it's can be annoying because
he has a story about no matter what.

622
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,760
Like, but he because he he
listens to a lot of books and

623
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:43,679
he us just knows a lot about
history. So if he can just talk

624
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,039
on and on and on about the
Lakers seasons and he's like, oh,

625
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:49,599
and I was at this game and
there was this game where I was like,

626
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,719
oh, it was in Hartford and
the I took a picture of Larry

627
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,800
Bird and Larry Bird like bumped into
it. Like we have to keep pausing

628
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,400
it so he could tell me the
story of something that happened. And sometimes

629
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,400
I'm like, oh, that's interesting. But other times I'm like, you

630
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,920
know, it's me. By the
time you finish this story, I've forgotten

631
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,079
like where we were in the show, So I'm not gonna have to go

632
00:43:09,159 --> 00:43:14,960
back like sixty seconds. I catch
myself up, so like maybe tell me

633
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:16,960
after. But then he's like yeah, but you know me, once it's

634
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,039
over, I'll have no idea what
I was right. We're just two old

635
00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:24,800
people now watching Taddy and TV.
It's funny because Ray comes over just to

636
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,599
watch it sometimes because he doesn't have
he doesn't have a Max at home.

637
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,239
But he's you know, he knows
all about the Lakers, same thing.

638
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,039
He's got it. He'll say something
before they even say it, like oh,

639
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:39,320
that was a championship in nineteen seventy
eight when Larry BurrH blah blah blah,

640
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,320
and I was like, I don't
give a fuck. Oh my god,

641
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,719
that's John Johnathan talk like narrates it
for me. And I'm like,

642
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:49,400
you know, the show's on right
now, like I could like they're narrating

643
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,719
it, like I can actually like
show, don't tell like I can see

644
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,320
it happen. You don't need to. It's like a it's like a it's

645
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,280
like a pick yes, like he
has to tell me. I'm like,

646
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,119
I know, you know the whole
story right right and all something. You

647
00:44:02,119 --> 00:44:06,480
know. It's like yeah, but
it's also I'm also proud of him.

648
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,719
It's my husband, and I'm like, yeah, he knows a lot about

649
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,519
this, but shut up. Yeah
better than me in a dumb ass.

650
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:15,880
Yeah, it for sure is you
know, because I will literally forget,

651
00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:20,119
like I'll be I'm like in season
two and then I'm like, wait,

652
00:44:20,119 --> 00:44:22,519
who is the coach before this?
Wait? Okay, so pat Riley's their

653
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:27,719
coat, right, John's like yeah, through this and the show's been I'm

654
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,199
like, I no, no,
I know who was the guy that had

655
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,920
the bike acts right? And He's
like Larry, you know, McKinley or

656
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,440
Ackley. Love that guy. So
good there. I know the show is

657
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:44,119
absolutely phenomenal. I'm i gotta catch
up, though I haven't. I've been.

658
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:51,079
One of the things I've been binging
is Locked Up Abroad. Oh remember

659
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:53,039
when it was a podcast and it
was all the episodes and then they just

660
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:58,960
stopped posting episodes. I don't know, but like I got I had there.

661
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,000
It's on you can get it on
Disney Plus. It's on Disney Plus.

662
00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:07,320
And so when I was traveling at
my laptop and I was sleeping in

663
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,639
Wendy's guest room, no TV,
so I hadn't, so all I was

664
00:45:09,679 --> 00:45:14,159
doing was watching Locked Up a Brah. I freaking love that show. It

665
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,360
is so well done. So I'm
watching it and I'm thinking, God,

666
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:22,000
they get these actors portraying you know, have you've seen it. Have you

667
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:25,159
seen the show? I mean yeah, like a long time ago. Yeah,

668
00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:29,119
So they'll be like, you know, Stephanie Wylder Taylor was you know,

669
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,199
kidnapped in Saudia, Arabia, and
she's telling her story. So you're,

670
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,360
you know, you're sitting in a
room narrating the story. But they

671
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,119
go back and forth to the actors, right, the dramatic recreation exactly,

672
00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:45,039
And I'm just like, they must
have a big budget, Like look at

673
00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:47,199
them. They're in the airport,
Like look at all these extras. Like

674
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:51,639
don't that's the kind of stuff that
goes through my mind, right, you

675
00:45:51,679 --> 00:45:54,000
know, and like even the lady
at the ticket counter, she's playing it

676
00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:58,719
so well, like they acting is
really great. By the way, That's

677
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,559
the kind of television John was like
doing did show. I mean, that's

678
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:06,519
what he did for years and years
and years. I love it. Higher

679
00:46:06,559 --> 00:46:09,960
actors, for the dramatic recreation,
book, the locations that he was a

680
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,800
producer for all those types of shows. Oh my god, I should talk

681
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,480
to him. You got a lot
of questions. Yeah, it's really it's

682
00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:20,239
it's so good though, but like
you watch it and you go, I'm

683
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,280
going through a hard time but if
this bitch survived seven years in a Peruvian

684
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:30,039
prison, like like what am I
boooing about? Give me a break?

685
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,679
Like it just brings you back to
me, you know. Yeah, they

686
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,960
get out of like they get stuck
in a in a prison, like just

687
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,679
these dumb kids like get talked into
smuggling coking. Just strap it to your

688
00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:44,119
body, you'll be fine. You'll
get right through, you know. And

689
00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:46,800
it's like they go through security and
they're they're busted, and next thing you

690
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,239
know, they're in a freaking jail
for seven years, six years, five,

691
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,119
I mean along to some of them, nine years. Some of them

692
00:46:54,119 --> 00:47:00,360
were kidnapped, and we're like gone
for three years in a jungle when they

693
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,360
were just on a vacation. This
is what I don't understand. I would

694
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,280
be so scared to like I couldn't
even shoplift. I told you the story.

695
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,519
I mean, I shoplifted the time
that I was like seven candy and

696
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:17,119
got busted and peed my pants,
peed my wrang my pink Wrangler jeans,

697
00:47:16,599 --> 00:47:21,679
right, And then I tried one
more time when I was like a teenager

698
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:25,280
and I stole something really stupid,
and I remember thinking like, oh my

699
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,400
god, my heart was beating so
hard. I was so scared to get

700
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,599
caught. I cannot as much of
a like badass as I can be,

701
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,599
and like, like, I mean, I've done lots of scary things,

702
00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:45,840
but I cannot imagine I cannot the
balls the trumba lafa to think that I'm

703
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:50,400
gonna get away with smuggling drugs.
Like how does anybody just go like,

704
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,039
yeah, I'm gonna try it.
I'm sure it'll be fine. What There's

705
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:57,960
so many ways to get caught.
There's drug sniffing dogs. Yeah, There's

706
00:47:58,039 --> 00:48:01,679
people that their sole job is to
catch your ass trying to smuggle drugs,

707
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:06,840
like yeah, and so there's some
stories where like I thought I was gonna

708
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,960
get busted, but I made it
through. Like so I did it again.

709
00:48:09,159 --> 00:48:12,920
Yeah, I did it again five
times over, and then I kept

710
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,639
doing it and then it's like I
should have called it quits, but I

711
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,440
felt like, you know, but
I was invincible. And then of course

712
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,320
they're gonna get busted. They got
busted, you know, right, and

713
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,360
then like they're in fucking some jail
somewhere in the middle of like god knows

714
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:30,800
where, there's nobody coming to help
you. You're just fucked you're just there.

715
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,519
There's literally no stories of anybody that's
like, yeah, I was,

716
00:48:34,639 --> 00:48:37,599
I smuggled drugs for like fifteen years, but I got ever got caught.

717
00:48:37,679 --> 00:48:40,960
There's no story like that. There's
no podcast with people they're like, yeah,

718
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,199
that was literally like my job right
for quite made a lot of money

719
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,480
by a house. Yeah. Then
there was the one about the DA agent

720
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:54,519
that took down if you watched Narcos
Mexico, remember the the Lord of the

721
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:59,599
Skies, Armano whatever, he was
the one that looked like David Schwimmer,

722
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,840
that the head of the cartels.
So that guy was talking telling the true

723
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:07,920
story about hunting him, and he
was like, I was a DA agent,

724
00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:10,639
you know, in El Paso,
Texas, and I grew up always

725
00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:14,719
wanting to be in law enforcement.
I wanted to catch the bad guys.

726
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,679
And I'm thinking, God, that
does sound fun, Like I want to

727
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,400
be and El Paso, I'm trying
to catch bad guys. I want to

728
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,440
be a DA agent. But then
I don't want to, like I don't

729
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,519
want to get in a like a
like a gunfight. Like can I just

730
00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:30,320
like be a DA agent get off
the couch? No? Like, but

731
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,880
then can I just Google, shiit
somebody else to go, like get in

732
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,480
a gunfight, Like, I'll tell
you where to go, I'll do the

733
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:39,239
research, right, but I don't
want to get out of the car.

734
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,360
That's how I am. I have
a lot of big ideas about and a

735
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,679
lot of stuff sounds interesting, just
like you. But I'm like, God,

736
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,480
that sounds like a real go getter
kind of like right, anybolves like

737
00:49:53,679 --> 00:49:57,400
going back to school, you know
what I mean? A lot of these

738
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,440
things. You're like what I like
if I wanted to be let's say private

739
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,079
a private eye. Yeah, me
too. I feel like you there have

740
00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:07,039
to be some kind of training course
that you have to go through. You

741
00:50:07,079 --> 00:50:10,800
can't just ride on your good ideas, you know. Like I've seen some

742
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:15,840
shows about this, and I have
some like ways that I think I would

743
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,719
go with it. Right, I'm
going to do it my way. I

744
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:27,519
just need some clients have faith in
me to see that I'm not just a

745
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:30,880
dreamer like I am a doer,
like you know, right, who's with

746
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:36,599
me? Paying me? Yeah them? Mummy? Yeah yeah? And then

747
00:50:36,679 --> 00:50:39,000
just send somebody else out there to
do the work. Yep. Well,

748
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,440
this has been a lot of fun. I'm no longer saying like this has

749
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,519
been a great show, because fuck
off you all judge me and go like,

750
00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:49,159
let us tell you if it's a
good show. I had a good

751
00:50:49,159 --> 00:50:51,880
tie, had a good time too. Yeah, thank you good give me

752
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:57,760
back. Yeah, let's say hi
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753
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754
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755
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756
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757
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760
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761
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762
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763
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764
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766
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768
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769
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770
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772
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773
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,199
some more on Friday. Helen,
get better, Get some antibiotics. Yeah,

774
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:30,519
all right, hopefully you'll be better
by Friday. All right, you're

775
00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:37,159
a parrot now, don't have it
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