1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:08,000 The Shark deck. I'm Johnny mc with five good news stories saying good news. 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,720 If you're missing stuff, the Pirate Kitty might be responsible and we can 3 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:14,480 find your stuff for you. Came a calling. Her husband moved into a 4 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:19,440 new apartment near Brisbane. A ginger cat would visit them every day in the 5 00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:23,800 yard. They soon realized that the cat was bringing them toys and other objects. 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,199 They were wandering where the stuff was coming from. K posted a photo 7 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:30,480 of the collection on a Facebook group for local neighbors. Dozens of folks in 8 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:35,799 the group noticed their stuff. He got nicknamed the Pirate Kitty. Now I'll 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,560 remind you it's not their cat. McCall identified the cat's owners, who claimed 10 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:44,880 they couldn't stop him from wandering the neighborhood. Those owners asked the McCalls to 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:49,439 help them find a new home for Pirate Kitty. Another resident in the area, 12 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,679 Ingrid Moyle, decided to adopt Pirate Kitty. The cat's original name was 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,520 Johnny, but Moyle renamed him Kilo, after her favorite Star Wars character Kylo 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,840 Wrenn. You know the bad guy in the new trilogy. Kilo. He's 15 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:06,280 now a strictly indoor only cat who brings toys to his new owner's bedroom while 16 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,239 she sleeps at night. He's quite spoiled with a large box of toys and 17 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,280 has accumulated quite the fan base. So your stuff is now safe, say 18 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:18,159 good news from the Daily Mirror. A homeless man looks unrecognizable after a free 19 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:23,760 haircut from a kind hearted barber. Since twenty seventeen, barber Joshua Santiago has 20 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,599 traveled around the United States in his mobile barber shop, offering free haircuts to 21 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:32,159 those who are unable to afford them. Through his nonprofit organization Empowering Cuts. 22 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,400 He shared a clip on TikTok. An unnamed homeless man can be seen with 23 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,799 matted hair, which Joshua then gently trims away. The end result looks beautifully 24 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:44,400 neat, with the man's face now clearly visible. You'd find the TikTok under 25 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:49,319 the account Empowering Cuts Joshua captured the video. Never underestimate the pain of a 26 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:52,920 person, because, in all honesty, everyone is struggling with something. Some 27 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:56,120 people are better at hiding it than others. One commenter said, and I'm 28 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,799 not making fun of this. He looks like one of the backstreet boys. 29 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,200 It's amazing how little changes to make a difference. Are you a fan of 30 00:02:01,239 --> 00:02:06,560 hobbit houses? Well, good news. Stewart Grant has a cottage. He 31 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,840 bought us a wreck with no roof and no doors back in nineteen eighty four 32 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:14,039 when he was renovating a house. He found that project so satisfying that he 33 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,520 decided to renovate the quirky building, which was two hundred years old. He 34 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,840 wanted to make it his house. Stewart is ninety years old. He doesn't 35 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,759 have a mobile phone, he doesn't use the internet. He no longer drives, 36 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,960 but he loves getting out and meeting people, and now he's getting tourists 37 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,719 after his house was posted on a French tourist board that was recommending places to 38 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:36,840 visit in North Scotland. Grant said, I haven't watched Lord of the Rings. 39 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,039 It's just a coincidence that my front door is almost the same shape and 40 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,680 same kind of wood. It was a shoemaker's cottage and a croft. There 41 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:46,360 was no roof, just four walls which are two hundred years old. It's 42 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:51,000 not a fancy house. It's made from other people's leftovers. His neighbors cows, 43 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,400 chickens and a donkey, Grant said, I always always a glutton for 44 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:58,120 scenic beauty, beautiful houses and thatched cottages in England. I cut the wood 45 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,599 myself from fallen trees and collected owns from the river for the stonework I put 46 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,879 the stairs in. Took quite a few years. I never counted it. 47 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:06,879 I just enjoyed doing it so much. I was getting such a buzz out 48 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,800 of doing it now that tours come bus loads, and they would apologize for 49 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,639 disturbing him, saying they'd feel a lot better if there was a collection box. 50 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,800 So we put out a collection box. No one has to put anything 51 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:20,599 in it, but he's pulled over five thousand pounds from it. He says, 52 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,879 you get a real buzz out of doing interesting stuff. Despite being ninety, 53 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,840 he feels like a teenager. From CNNA cancer sufferer who was told he 54 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,199 had twelve months to live was saved by a wonder drug and says, I 55 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,360 feel very lucky. Robert Glynn is fifty one. He was diagnosed with deadly 56 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,319 bild Duck cancer after suffering severe pain in his shoulder which left him unable to 57 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,479 sleep. They gave him the drug and then surgeons found only diad tissue, 58 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:46,159 which meant the treatment had killed off all the cancer cells. Mister Glynn said, 59 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,280 I wouldn't be here today without the trial. When I was given the 60 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:51,560 option to take part in research, I jumped the chance. You do anything 61 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,000 you can to extend your life. I feel very lucky as I had the 62 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:57,719 cancer for two years and had no idea, so getting me all clear was 63 00:03:57,879 --> 00:04:01,520 overwhelming. And did you ever wonder if you called up Dominoes and you asked 64 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,039 for all the toppings? Darren Dowling did that. He ordered a pizza with 65 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:12,400 twenty five toppings, wound up costing him sixty four pounds for a pizza with 66 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,279 all the toppings. He made a video of it and he said, oh 67 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:18,560 my god, They're just layers and layers of the stuff. The taste was 68 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,639 a bit much, so many flavors kicking about your mouth. It's not for 69 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:27,000 the faint hearted. I'd definitely recommend just ordering a normal pizza. So how 70 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,319 did this come about? He said, I had just ordered a Domino's pizza 71 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:32,519 with nothing on it, no cheese, no sauce, so I wanted to 72 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:36,040 flip that on its head, so I ordered every single topic. As you 73 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:40,639 can imagine, this got some comments. One person said tuna on a pizza 74 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,839 is wrong. A second said pineapple really, bro The only thing that pizza 75 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:48,839 is good for now is the garbage bin. A third said you lost me 76 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:55,480 after tan Doory Chicken. Half a great day. I'm Johnny Man, Coast 77 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:58,680 of Daily Comedy News. Do you like the little Letterman homage there on the 78 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:00,560 music bed? Yeah? 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