All right, so it's time for a little meeting. But first, Jason
or On need Um Lake, I need Trishina and I need oh yeah,
Asha, did you just forget one name? I mean, this is active
flirtation these two. It's crazy, like like just a first crush, like
just kids, you know, Yeah, that's the game they're playing. That's
the game, like what's your boyfriend's name? Ben? Watch out that?
Watch out? What's up? Slots? It's another podcast network. I'm feeling
um, you know, I apologize, Okay. I feel like if you
were a little bit more outraged, it could help the bid a little bit
more, because how can you start a goddamn show that way? Matt.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. Um, and I'm a slut, so you
know it's not I I love it. I love it's the best. You
know what else? I love? Below deck? Below deck, below deck?
Correct? You are? Do you want to go for the hundred thousand?
You know? Um? Culver? No, no, no, I
wasn't saying let's do that again. I was just doing a regious thing.
Yeah, are you sure? Are you sure? Well? I wasn't see
you fucking made me second guess myself. Regious, You're here to play for
a cancer charity. Correct Yeah, all right, Well, if you answer
this correctly, one hundred thousand dollars goes to children with cant Are you sure
about that answer? I love that showing. Should we just start over?
Should we start over? I think I feel like completely up to you.
Fuck it, okay, but you gotta do the intro though of what the
show we're recapping though, you got a little thing. Let's Hunter as Thompson
this episode. You know, let's just say fuck it and let's just get
fucked up. What are you doing, Lisa vander pump for you gotta worry
about your money, duman Oh, I don't want to affect our prize,
beloved. You know the platform here, Well, you're doing it by being
a fucking dork. That's what you're doing. You're hurting the money. I
d How you doing? I'm good? How are you all right? I'm
doing great? I clearly understand what the audience fucking rip shit, fucking fucked
up. Right now, let's talk about regret this. Hearing it back,
I say, we just do what we normally do. Funny sarcastic, are
you having a blueberry truly? Right now? I am yeah, all right,
what are we doing. We're doing beloday. I'm gonna put my shades
on, okay, because I'm going gonzo tonight. Okay, all right,
let's let this be the fly episode from Breaking Bad that some say it was
their best episode. I would say, no, no, we hated it.
The best one is when Danny Trejo's head is on Tortuga and then it
blows up and kills everybody, and then it said saving we're private Ryan thing
where Hank Fat Hanks, He's looking around, He's like, oh my god,
people's legs are blown off and shit. That was my favorite. Because
I'm going gonzo. I liked, you know, of like death and blood
in the desert, you know what I mean? Sure? Should we start
over? No? No, no, no, I think it's fun.
But let's let's have you take a back seat. Stop going crazy, stopped
gooving around, and let's get into the show. Okay, Kaylen, how
are you doing? What do you think of the episode? Um? From
what I remember, yeah, I thought it is okay, I'll give it,
like, all right, do you want to go through a critique of
that with me? It kind of sounded like his last critique of the last
episode we recap. Okay, so a bit of a carbon copy. But
also if I you're from what I remember, it implies that, you know,
he's he doesn't really have a good hold on the episode. And also
a lot of pauses in that. Yeah, I think he's stumbling through his
words because he didn't remember the episode. It was like Colin Firth in the
beginning of that that movie The King's Speech. Yeah, it's a great movie.
Yeah. You know, I don't like Helena Bonham Carter. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just like a yucky vibe in every movie. It's all like
it's all like, uh, it's like a my chemical romance strip to all
of it. It's like, hey, can we just be normal please?
You know what I mean. I'm not saying dumpy yourself, but why always
the you know bellet Rickles strange kind of shit. Yeah, well, to
be fair, our first nineteen movies were directed by her husband. Yeah,
Danny McBride. Um, okay, so what do you think of the episode?
Not a lot happens, and then, of course I guess the big
surprise or reveal was that butterburgers. Yeah, exactly. Uh. You know
I've said this on the last podcast he's a nice guy. You're a really
nice guy. But I'm up to my fucking ass with the Randy Savage whatever
alias you're gonna be throwing on this season. I am not excited to have
Culver here. I don't think he helps this cast out at all except to
create the Culver show. Oh and I don't need that kind of energy.
And I don't know why he needs to do that. Isn't his family like
Rhode Island rich? Like yeah, you know, But anyway, I thought
it was just an okay episode. I'm trying to remember what the hell happened.
He has the kind of house where you're like, wow, there's so
much stone in here. Where did all the stone come from? And the
dad's like these stones were used to slaughter Native Americans. You're like, oh
my god, this is really like, hey, are those legs on that
table elephant's feet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually it is
a yeah? Are you you're high in this scenario? No? I'm just
like blown away. Who would put elephant's feet as like, you know,
the legs of a table? Sadistic one percenters like Culver's father speculatiffect. Can
we call him Butterburger? Plase butter Burger. Yeah, he deserves a name
like because Culver is the fast food restaurant serves they serve butterburgers, butter burgers.
All right, Culver, your name moving forward is now butter Burger.
Love it? Okay? Great? I give it twenty knots. This was
a throwaway episode, not a great episode. Not a lot happened, A
lot of meanwhiles. More Luke being awful, more Laura being awful. I
hate the way Laura is treating Asia, and I hate that Asia just her
pimpand is so not strong she she needs. She is plagued by by sassy
Eastern European women. I mean both seasons. She's gotten these subordinates from behind
the Iron curtain who just do not respect her. Jolly you know, punked
what whatever she's got Laura, was that the last one? Laura laa no,
no, no, Magdalena was the last one. No, But wasn't
there or another Russian girl that was Italian? I think wasn't was she Italian?
She was running ragget. She got fired after the third third charter because
she couldn't get along with Asia Kermitt oh no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
And she put out that really weird Instagram and she's like, hello, my
friends, if anyone would like to have a commissa chambo? What happened below
the please direct message? Yeah, Asia's but but given what Asia is given,
she's got a and I'm not saying to physically assault them, but you
know, metaphorically keep your pin pants strong. Well, I don't think she's
learned from last season. She still wants to be everybody's friend. Yeah,
it's the worst thing about being a leader. You don't have any friends.
Well, I can't do both Yellow. Do you think Moses had buddies?
Absolutely? No, No, he was like, can I have some friends?
And God was like, you fucking asked me again, I'm gonna kill
all one hundred and eleven of your sons. All right, four pots,
let's get into the episode. Jump right into that nightclub. It's worth noting
these Sea rats are running that poor security guard ragget this goddamn club. Yeah,
they've been like pulling on all the lighting and ship. Luke tried to
put Margot on his shoulders. Yeah, that's a danger. And then Laura
tried to mount a lighting poll like it was a stripper ball. You know,
I was saved her a little lot personal bodily injury. Yeah, because
if those things fall on you, they you catch on fire. I was
talking to my wife about this, the infamous story when I got punched in
the face by a bouncer at a club in New Orleans, a bar in
New Orleans. I was, you know, I was thinking about and he
didn't punch me with his fist. He punched me with a stamp of a
whale. So I had a whale under my under my eye. But you
know what, with like all the little pumps and stuff, little zan's and
shit like that Takashi six nine, I could have just tatted that on my
face and I was totally fine. But I was thinking, what that poor
guy, you know, has to fucking he's thirty five, he's got existential
crises that he's dealing with, he's not happy where he's at in life,
and here come me making fun of his um distressed hat. Oh is that
why you got punched in the face with a whale stamp? Yeah? Yeah,
he was wearing one of those hats that was distressed and all like,
but you buy like that from American Eagle. And I said something about like,
oh, you've been on a lot of fishing trips with that, and
he punched me in the face of the whale stamp. So I sympathize with
the security guard. I mean, he's got a fucking wrangle a bunch of
drunk children, essentially. Not only that, I think the night ends with
Luke dropping an entire drink of glasses. Now, I've been a massive drunk
in my lay, I've never dropped an entire tray of shots. What it
happens? Do you they I would assume they boot your ass out. I
don't think the sea rats left on their own. But what happens if it's
like the beginning of the night, you haven't had any kind of narrative of
debauchery and it just happens. Do they pour those fucking shots over? Now?
I bet the two worth the shots. I bought a sandwich at seven
to eleven, and I was like trying to get some mustard on it,
you know, after I bought it, and I walked by the cash here,
the same cash here that I just paid for that turkey sandwich. Yeah,
I dropped the goddamn thing on the floor. Yeah, And I'm going
to the impression. Oh no, there's no impression. I was. I
was required to buy another turkey. Yeah, they didn't, just they didn't
eat. The cost at seven a lot of it. Yeah, and then
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this is where the full core press continues. Luke is very aggressive with her,
and he he's in that dry He's a carbon copy of Gary. He's
just he's so he's the same archetyped the bill Aire and he just he just
tells her like, I guess what I'm trying to sloply say is when you're
like a kind of emotionally life lost coxman and you get drunk, you say
this really cringey, overly emotional shit like I flee. I feel like our
flirting, like we've gone past our flirting or something like. And she says
to him, I think you're moving too forward. What are you talking about.
We've known each other for a day. But he's just, well,
you forgot that little detail. The second he gets back on this vessel,
he runs up there and puts that hose in the goddamn jacuzi. He thinks
it's jacuzi time. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, that's a lot of presumptuous
yes on his podcast. Now. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Harry's really fucking up
there because he also wants that jacuzzi field. But instead of just getting out
there and starting working on Margo, he chooses to go down to his underwear
collection. Yeah, it's laden with mystery, these four pieces of garment,
the little bikini underwears. Yeah. Yeah, And he says, yeah,
there's some crazy stories behind him. But I don't believe Harry. I don't.
I don't think he fought a mountain lion in bikini underwear laden with pineapple
pineapples. Yeah. I think it's more like his grandmother bought it for him.
Yeah, if you were to find a mountain lion in that though,
he'd be so fucked you know. Yeah, you know they say with a
mountain lion, like because I one time said, well I see a mountain
lion, I'm just gonna climb up to a tree and hang out at a
branch. That's, of course that's what I would do as well. Yeah,
it turns out there great climbers they actually sleep up on branches. Shut
up, So you've lessened his workload by going up there. He can just
eat you on a branch right right out of a bitch. But you could
like fence him on a branch, you know what I mean. Like that
would be That is a cinematic moment, certainly, But you would need to
have some kind of car hard product to fight a mountain lion, something that
could withstand a strike pineapple under rus No, no, no, that wouldn't
be good. But I you know, I'm not afraid of a mountain lion.
I think i'd front kick it straight to the face and then and we'd
be done. But if he swiped out at me, caught a carroda autoria,
I'm not sure what happens. You know, well you die. That's
a good point. Yeah, that's probably what would happen. You know,
they're monstrous little things. I know they're scared of us, but oh you
know what, they're not. Sorry, and we'll get back to the show.
Our mountain lions, the big ones. They can't be. What is
a cougar? Oh well, the cougars are definitely smaller and they're terrified.
And what about a puma. Pumas look like cougars. I'm not I don't
claim to be a cat's burn, No, Caitlin, are you? I'm
not a cat's burn, all right? So I want to apologize to you,
to you and to the entire Let's get to the next day, next
morning. Uh, the all cats? Anybody? No? And I feel
like he's pulling her away from a really a good first night of bonding.
Everybody's downstairs eating a big bowl of ramen, and here's Luke, like,
I feel like there's something bigger. But it's like, shut the fuck up,
man, I can't stay by the way. I hate this, And
I know the words overused and old Patty's been using this for years now,
referring to these basically every single boast that except for Frasier, but obviously clearly
he's a gay man. They use weapons like this or as like fishing lures
because it's sometimes worked, like, oh my god, he's so into me,
like he thinks that's gonna work, because it worked one out of one
hundred times. You know, it's the law of averages. Frasier's the chief
stud though he's not a boson. Oh it's true, but I mean head
of departments. Sorry, a man of power. But yes, it's just
they're all kind of built in the same fucking sad sea rat factory. The
ocean calls people to it that are often just really I mean, have you
ever met a fisherman. Yes, no, I'm kidding. I'm sure there
are a lot of great fishermen, but there is a you know, a
thing like, well, they're trying to catch fish. They're not trying to
fuck subordinates, but they but they smoke a lot, and they're very angry,
and they will pick up a rock and throw it at a fucking sea
lion's head. He's scaring off the fish. And it's like that's fine,
but I just I've seen it happen. Someone called peta man. I did
you did? Oh? Yeah, they got right out all right, So
the all cap texts keep flying in a little bit of those are Culver's texts.
Yes, I'll be right, there gat a little bit of tension in
all departments. Um, Luke accuses out him of being lazy, and Laura
is a little cunt, you too, Asia, Asia. I think she
says like she's got to work on our standards or something like something like that.
Yeah, I don't like this. I hope Asia fires here. I'm
really sick of this, or at least gets her in line. Someone's going
home. I really hope it's not Harry that would be so sick of the
Yeah, I think it is Harry. I think it's Luke. Really,
I think Captain hot Pants fucking fires him. Oh, I think it's But
I think it's something really bad though. Yeah, yeah, I think it's
season pans out. They're making us watch two episodes a week. You know,
it's probably sexual assault. I think it's something like that. I think
that would have come out already. Are one of our little uh you know,
our little people that we have out there just letting us give them,
tipping us off, and they're all the sea rats are fucking wrong. Okay,
all right, let's get to um Luke's comments about, you know,
doing two episodes of Blood Decanite, we get a little fatigue. I'm so
I'm gonna pull it together right now, Okay, okay. So Luke says
that, um, nice guys always finished last, and that's just a weird
thing for a grown man to say to a camera, you know what I
mean. But also I disagree with that comment. They end up married,
Um, I have wonderful lives, and yeah, they're rooted to some kind
of neighborhood, perhaps equity, perhaps property remods, seeing children grow up,
and they might not have as many sexual partners as you, but at least
they're not going to die alone in the middle of the ocean with us.
You know, what do you call it's a rosa to deliver something like up
in a studio apartment that's being subsidized by the government. Yeah, sure,
I am a few of those guys, really. Yeah. Yeah. When
I used to deliver meals on wheels. There's this one guy that used to
be a big to do as a what do you call it, a handicapper
where he picked the horses. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
big, big handicapper and he ended up in a in a studio apartment and
I walked up to him and I was like, here's your meal. Yeah.
He goes, huh, where's Pat. I'm like, oh, it's
Pat. I'm Pat. He's like, no, Pat, the woman that
runs the meals on wheels. I'm like, oh, pat Uh. Pat's
back at Cedar side eye and he's like, I'd like to fuck her.
I'm like, she's seventy five. All right, Okay, this is my
fault. This is my fault. I have set the show off on this
gonzo like thing, and I I realized the error of my way. It's
the folly. Should I say? You were one hundred percent right? We
need to pull this together. I'm gonna be better. All right, So
it's time for a little meeting. But first, Jason are on on Nate
um Lake. I need Trishina and I need oh yeah, Asha, did
you just forget by name? I mean, this is active flirtation. It's
crazy, like like just a first crush, like just kids, you know.
Yeah, that's the game they're playing. That's the game. What's your
boyfriend's name? Bet? Watch out, bet watch out? Mat. Yeah,
we'll also stop shitting in buckets, you know, to be there.
They live in a converted ambulance, so they're homeless. All right, it
is time to get to our favorite. It's the kind of meeting you know
all throughout town, up and down the billboards city. It's time for the
pro charter number two eight guests. The primary is Jack Freeman. He's a
luxury interior designer based in Sydney with expensive taste and high expectations. I was
gonna I was about to call Kaylin a luxury fashion designer. I was going
to say an interior designer. I was gonna go, you're a luxury interior
designer, and then I remembered, we got we got to reel it back
in. No, he is not a luxury interior designer. He's the producer
of this podcast, and he's right in the middle of a preference sheet meeting.
Jack and his guests have all previously charted yachts and consider themselves socialites and
foodies. Jack wants all drinks to be served chilled with ice. Night one
will be a formal theme with a dress code to match. He wants a
tasting menu, fine dining appeal, and paired wines. Yeah, and that's
it, and that's the end of the preference shee meeting short one. I
feel like there was more in there that he missed, do you think.
So They do continue talking, but they don't really reference to preference sheet anymore.
They talk about driving to a beach. Yeah, Chef talks about how
she likes to make things perfect. Yeah, all right, Well I still
don't think he did a very good job. Well, it's always next time.
There's hey, there's always next time. That's Great's a great way to
look at it. But yeah, oh my god, Kayla, I guess
why would just start with the CEO because he's back? Oh my god,
that's right. Okay. Do you think I was too hard on him?
No? No, no, do you agree? Yeah? Yeah, just
a shit job. All right? So yeah, the CEO is back.
Um, he goes, I know that you know what that stands for,
Butterburger. Nobody does. Nope. You know what the people that view this
show that enjoy Culver, I'm sorry, Butterboy in his antics, I'm saying
people that used to doing Okay, you said, butterburg or who used to
tune in to see Captain Lee. Yeah, you know what I mean,
because they're both very annoying. Um, oh man, I just I don't
know why he had to come back. You're a nice guy. You're a
nice guy, but you're very boring and very annoying. And also I sense
you're like a little carrot that Bravo dangles to the other like former cast members
like here you're over here, here, behave like this idiot. You can
go back on the show. Oh my god, behave like him. I
feel like you're getting Gonzo right now. I just I was Taylor. Are
you doing okay? Yeah? I'm good. Are you? Were you excited
to see Keith Stone come back aboard? Yeah? I like him fucking But
you like Captain Lee too? You think we were too horrid on you in
the preference you meeting? Never okay? M hm um, you know what
I was thinking. You know, you brought up Kemptain Lee. Can you
imagine the monster that he would turn into if he was adorned with as many
compliments as Racca lamb is. I think he'd love it. No, I
know he'd love it, but he would you know how like Godzilla gets bigger
if it gets a nuked. Oh sure, I feel like that's what would
happen with Lee A little bit. You know, Oh my gosh, that
Maori tattoo on your chest is so hot? Thank you? Why does he
have that? Anyways? Um, all right, Ash absolutely shits and then
Culver gets settled. The suitcase for cheffe arrives and Margot shoves a cold bottle
of water in her pants. That was odd. Here is how disinterested in
Margot Luke is. He walks in to the laundry room, to the laundry
room, has a little flirt with her, and I don't think even mentions
the fact that she has a giant thing shoved in the front of her pants.
Do you understand, like why that's stinging me in such an intense way?
Yeah, he's not. He's not attuned with his observations at this point.
But that's because he's on a mission, Delly. He's here to apologize
for kissing her without permission. He's like, um, maybe Chris Evans,
one of Chris Evans's friends in on another team movie. You know, like
how every single person that is a caricature because it's a parody. So he
reminds me of somebody who like walks in and puts their arm on the door
jam, and it's like, so you suck in my cock tonight while I
wear the worst camper helmet. Yeah, he's the gross and not a team
movie. Yeah, exactly, It's just fucking all right. So we got
another meanwhile, give a we give Sassy a call. He says, uh
um, how are you doing, honey? This is your new mom.
And then Harry walks in in on Cheffy in Brazil and underwear, and Cheffy
does not care because Cheffy is I mean, Cheffy constantly says I'm a hot
bitch. I find her very attractive. Yeah, she's beautiful. Then the
wealthy show up. They immediately say the captain is hot and the meals have
been sussed. But like I mentioned last episode, the platters are magnificent.
Then we get to Jugsgate. Remind me of that. Oh yeah, Laura
from Lapia says we need jugs to pour water in, and Asia just wants
to pour out of plastic bottles. Now, this isn't a big part in
the story, so I don't even know why we're really talking. Well,
it's that little game that's being played here, a little game of oars where
Laura is trying to take Kermit's job. One hundred percent. This is this
is a defense test from an opposition. You know, you don't send your
entire army, You just send a small squadron to see how they deal with
the pressure. And right now Asia's moats are completely dry. They don't have
any alligators in them at all. These are just it's essentially just land.
It's just up and down land her moats. She is not going to weather
this storm. I don't think very well. Can I tell you something though,
I think Kermit's also got something else on her mind. You know,
the people that will be charttering this boat are people of her own ilk ilk
And you know, I normally like when Americans come on, and then any
people that are from America that work on the boats, those sea rats.
They despise the Americans and they mock them. It's nice to see Kermit hate
people from Sydney, Sydney's Finest. It's nice see we do that with our
own country. Well, everybody hates you know, the kind of people who
inspire uh gossip girl, you know you don't like those those kinds of people.
Can I say this is what Kermit had to say about Sydney's Finest.
Uh? She says, uh, Daddy paid for their range road range rovers.
Mhmm, because they couldn't pay for it themselves. She made that assumption
already. Well, what kind of sixteen year old child could pay for a
range rod? Are they that young? Well? No, I'm just saying,
like, you know, first cars and whatnot. Me and Kaylin went
to a little piece of shit private schools. You know you were there.
There were some kids driving around, some nice cars. Huh oh yeah,
you guys also had great dealers too, coke or coke. Yeah, I'm
m I'm not going to send my kid to those schools you two went to.
Um, all right, So glass shatters, The wind is insane.
They're like sat outside, there's they're they're they're driving this fucking fishing boat.
The wind is just whipping up everything. I would be like, can we
fucking move this inside? This is insane. This is like dinner theater.
But the glass shatters. It is rose with ice in it, and evidently
it is just not cleaned up, or it's mostly cleaned up. We'll get
to that later. Um, this is when gosh, why Klin. What
is the chef's name? Sarina Yea, Serena, Sarina Okay, her name
is like a Legends of Zelda character. Um, she is very good looking
and a top shagger. This is these are her words. She's very good
looking and a top shagger. But when when it comes to food, it's
different. You're the chef, though, that's awful if you're just hot and
you fuck well, but the food is nowhere near as good as those two
things. That is not good. You're gonna be serving people bowls of chocolate
with brownies in that. If someone says, this looks like a child un
psychedelics made this. You can't go, but it would you wish you could
fuck me though, that's ridiculous. Has nothing to do with the food.
So we get one more. Why did my notes keep fucking going up?
Here? Pat? What happens next? All right? So the boat docs
dinner prep begins, and then I think we do a quick cut to nighttime.
It was really weird. We spent like two seconds on the morning and
then we jumped tonight. And then that's when Adam challenges Superior to a little
war roomeritime. This was so insane. Luke Well welcomes it, and I
believe winds. So they were trying to decide if there are in fact some
headwinds and this boat's headed in that direction and this other boat's head in that
direction, right, what would happen? And it's a game of schooling versus
practical practicality, I think. Yeah. Well, also, it is a
scene wherein an employee or subordinate calls his boss a smart ass. And it's
this thing where it's not done in a fun way. It's done in a
roid ragee kind of way, and it's it makes me scared of Adam.
I think that Adam has a lot of unchecked rage because of that shot at
Papa last week. Yeah, he definitely does, and he has an issue
with authority. But Luke does in fact win that game of wits, yeah,
despite leaving a steel ladder to be taken out while beating off to Marco.
Alrighty, And I think that was a pretty good summary of what happened.
Oh yeah, yeah, So Laura thinks Asha's standard could be higher.
And I just don't get what's up with these subordinate ze rats. I mean,
who the fuck do these people think they are? Well, how could
you have this much confidence? You're wiping up shit in the middle of the
ocean it's insane. Um, all right, So we move on to dinner.
It is to a tartar. Now, Dylan, was there, Kaylen?
Was there a theme to this dinner? Formal with a wine pairing?
Okay, you you are the culinary expert, but I was very confused by
the two platings and kind of how they were connecting with one another. Oh
yeah, it was a formal dinner of Asian wine pairings. Okay, okay,
I'm sorry, are you as I'm not. I'm confused about what you're
confused about. Oh no, no, no, I just it was a
jump from Japan to China. So when you say Asian, now I understand
that. Hence I asked the question. The first dish is a tuna tartar
smothered in pickled onions, which is a way you can prepare that. I
don't think anybody should. I think it's disgusting, but you could do that.
Now. I think pairing it with a potitiable is magnificent. I mean
that is a delicate, delicate white with delicate delica fish, again smothered in
pickled onions. Next up, we've got a duck bow. You know,
she is very aware of her faults, and she's also not afraid of a
challenge. Let's go duck duck back to back. She knocks it out of
the park and it's paired with a pinot. I think that's a great choice.
It's a light but well structured red, you know what I mean.
And it is made so much better with a bunch of ice in it.
Now, these people drink wine, like my aunt Tina Porch Gottess or my
wife surely, yeah, she likes ice it or wide. It's a thing.
It's a thing. I don't hate it. If it's bad wine.
If it's not great wine, fuck it, fuck it, you know what
I mean? I mean, would you put ice in a really nice bottle
of wine? Now? Absolutely not? Yeah, and neither twelve dollars whatever
off the grocery store. She'll throw a chuck a little off Frozies in there.
Yeah, you know what I meant, Orange juice on top. Oh
yeah, put a little mountain dew in there. All right, So we
move on too. Well, I was gonna say at dinner, one charter
guess out job having a wet dream about Captain hot Stuff. Okay, Captain
Hotstuff was not happy about that. He's like totally fine with the brother and
sister flirting between him and Asia. But the second this hot little piece of
assays I almost came to you in my dreams. He is militaristically looking forward
and he wants to flip that table upside down, like Teresa Godici, I
think you know what I mean. Then Culver comes out and whispers in his
ear, this is what the butter boy is here to do. He's here
to bust the guests up. Unfortunately for him, he was in charge of
bringing in the ladders. They'd get ripped off every fucking time, every single
time. Culver is here to entertain, right, he's the CEO of the
boat. The last course is barre mooney with a mango chutney. Looked like
um advanced high school homemack, but they really really liked it. And I'm
not sure what the wine pairing was. Overall, I give it four pots
terrible dinner. So um, they asked, captain, have you ever chartered
any boats in this area? He says, yeah, I fucking nah,
I took out like fifteen people. You're never gonna believe this. I fucking
ran a ship through a fucking building. But yeah, no, he's like,
no, he didn't say that. He said like, we got stuck
here. Um, how you doing tonight? You seem a little fatigued by
this episode, a little tired of it. Oh no, I'm enjoying myself.
Do you feel like he's giving me enough. I don't feel like he's
giving me enough. I'm letting your ride, Manta. Yeah, he's he's
good. Do you think he's good? I think he's good. I think
this episode has been a bit of a roller coaster, so maybe he's just
trying to coast right now. Oh, I'll go, I'll go, I'll
go. Uh So, Yeah, roller coasters are fun. They sure are
people paying lots of money to go on. I want to let your ride,
mat You smoke some weat there, you're going to I just put the
shades on, Okay, all right, Well next morning, Captain hot Stuff
is looking for a goddamn total. I feel gas lit by both of you.
I think the poor quality of this episode was put on me just then,
because not at all. Okay, not at all, but I'm doing
what you asked me to do. I'm kind of holding it down with the
show. Captain hotsto Stuff's looking for a goddamn toll line. But wouldn't you
know it that bos and Luke has given Margo a back miss up. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Um, a
lot of things take down men, war, war killer, disease ladders,
of course, but you know, most of the time it's put Yeah,
the addiction to pussy. It's a drug that destroys lives. And I think
that's what took down Napoleon. Um, it was pussy. I don't know
why why do you say, why do you say pussy like that? Well?
How am I saying it? He's saying it like, um, I
don't know. Like you're at a an all black like like nineteen fifties dance
hall, you know, and and you know, it's like in the beginning
of Dewey Cox when um, what's that guy's name, Uh, Craig Robinson.
He's like, um, you know this song is is about what happens
when your lady catches you. That's a that's howe And then everybody starts dancing
ironically. All right, sorry that that was my fault. That was anyway.
Captain Hot stops piss man. Yeah, yeah, no, he's totally
pissed because in the preference sheet meeting. He says, we're gonna be leaving
in the morning. I want the boat, the tender ready And the reason
why we don't have that clearly painted out for us is because Kaylin fucked up
the fucking preference sheep. Oh yeah, unbelievable. So um, we get
more Luke cock blocking. He's been cock blocking Harry this entire episode. Anytime
Harry's having a little smoothie, a little headway with Margo, incomes Luke to
talk about getting his dick sucked or something. Night Watch is easy for Adam,
but it looks like he didn't do a vital task, that being cleaning
up the teak. Because of that, one of the charter guests begins kind
of profusely bleeding. I mean they're stepping on glass and then there's like sliding
your foot across a perfectly placed piece of glass that's sticking out between two floorboards.
It seemed like that's what happened. It seems like somebody took like an
exact unknife to his foot. Yes, Yes, it was really intense and
it's all Adam's fault. Yes, And he's like, this didn't happen in
kangaroo Jack. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, he
spirals, but I think Culver legitimizes his presence here because doesn't he save the
day? No, Luke saves the day. Huh God, I forgot what
happened. I mean, we really were off tonight. That's all right,
It's all right. They can't all be a hundred. You know, every
once in a while, you you give a ninety forty. How's the episode
ed? This way? This way? Chia seeds everywhere, blood everywhere?
Fuck him, Captain and Asia or just upstairs flirting. He likes he's poking
her, just like stop, you know, when bleeding downstairs. When that
girl he's dating sees his phone, Asia's current's names in there, it's like
under a definitely not the girl on banging. Okay Smith, all right,
all right, you know what, we've got a couple of minutes left.
This has been a short episode, and a bad one at that. I
think we should take a little bit to get to know Kaylin. You know,
the audience doesn't really know kay on that yet. So let's do a
quick little segment where we talked to Kaylin about, you know, his favor
things, Okay, okay, so Kaylin, what's up? Um, let's
get to know Kaylin. Uh. Pat asked him the first question, what's
your favorite movie your dad was in? I don't like that. What's your
favorite movie? My favorite movie is probably Pans Labyrinth Hands Labyrinth. That's a
good choice. It's an excellent movie. Very sad, very sad, very
sad. You know that little uh, that little mushroom thing and that bowl
of milk. He's all crying and stuff. That's so sad. You know,
we watched ET the other We'll get back to you. We watched ET
the other night. Yeah, didn't I bring you to that at the Hollywood
Bowl? Maybe? But speaking of that, can I make a crazy claim
please? I think ET, in terms of Eighties Blockbusters, is a far
superior movie to Back to the Future. I think it has so much more
heart. I think it teaches us so much more about the human condition.
It is beyond heart wrenching in movie. John Williams, who was the composer
of the film and has done Steven spiel claims that that is in fact his
masterpiece. Oh the music is stunningly beautiful, But I'm saying John Williams said
that of the film. Yeah, and and just the way that this extraterrestrial
brings those three children together as a family, because you know, the dad
is left and they're just out in Santa Clarita or wherever they are. It
was filmed in Seme Valley, SeeMe Valley, you know, but there was
corn there, so and then this little thing comes and just completely unifies them
as brother and sister and sister. Oh my god, do you know how
much I love the film, Dylan? How much? What's the name of
my daughter? Elliott? Oh my god? I didn't put that together.
That is crazy. And can I tell you something about that child? Fantastic?
That kid was so good in that movie. I my bus driver,
Paula. Yeah, she used to call me Elliott when I was a little
kid. I got on the bus I went as et for Halloween in nineteen
eighty three. So do you think it's a better movie than Back to the
Future. I like them both, but I think it's a better movie.
Can I tell you something else? It teaches us so much about how rudimentary
and simple expression of emotion is. Just point to your chest and say AlCH
and you know exactly what's going on? All right? Calen, we'll learn
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