1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,639 All right, so it's time for a little meeting. But first, Jason 2 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:16,519 or On need Um Lake, I need Trishina and I need oh yeah, 3 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:22,920 Asha, did you just forget one name? I mean, this is active 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:28,760 flirtation these two. It's crazy, like like just a first crush, like 5 00:00:28,839 --> 00:00:31,800 just kids, you know, Yeah, that's the game they're playing. That's 6 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,159 the game, like what's your boyfriend's name? Ben? Watch out that? 7 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:57,280 Watch out? What's up? Slots? It's another podcast network. I'm feeling 8 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:04,920 um, you know, I apologize, Okay. I feel like if you 9 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,359 were a little bit more outraged, it could help the bid a little bit 10 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:11,519 more, because how can you start a goddamn show that way? Matt. 11 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,840 Yeah, I'm so sorry. Um, and I'm a slut, so you 12 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:22,120 know it's not I I love it. I love it's the best. You 13 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:27,920 know what else? I love? Below deck? Below deck, below deck? 14 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:33,200 Correct? You are? Do you want to go for the hundred thousand? 15 00:01:33,519 --> 00:01:38,920 You know? Um? Culver? No, no, no, I 16 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,879 wasn't saying let's do that again. I was just doing a regious thing. 17 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:47,239 Yeah, are you sure? Are you sure? Well? I wasn't see 18 00:01:47,239 --> 00:01:51,159 you fucking made me second guess myself. Regious, You're here to play for 19 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:56,439 a cancer charity. Correct Yeah, all right, Well, if you answer 20 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,239 this correctly, one hundred thousand dollars goes to children with cant Are you sure 21 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:06,519 about that answer? I love that showing. Should we just start over? 22 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:10,360 Should we start over? I think I feel like completely up to you. 23 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,520 Fuck it, okay, but you gotta do the intro though of what the 24 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,479 show we're recapping though, you got a little thing. Let's Hunter as Thompson 25 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,680 this episode. You know, let's just say fuck it and let's just get 26 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:30,840 fucked up. What are you doing, Lisa vander pump for you gotta worry 27 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:36,400 about your money, duman Oh, I don't want to affect our prize, 28 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:39,919 beloved. You know the platform here, Well, you're doing it by being 29 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,919 a fucking dork. That's what you're doing. You're hurting the money. I 30 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:46,800 d How you doing? I'm good? How are you all right? I'm 31 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,919 doing great? I clearly understand what the audience fucking rip shit, fucking fucked 32 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 up. Right now, let's talk about regret this. Hearing it back, 33 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:59,680 I say, we just do what we normally do. Funny sarcastic, are 34 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:07,360 you having a blueberry truly? Right now? I am yeah, all right, 35 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,199 what are we doing. We're doing beloday. I'm gonna put my shades 36 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:15,120 on, okay, because I'm going gonzo tonight. Okay, all right, 37 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:20,479 let's let this be the fly episode from Breaking Bad that some say it was 38 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:25,159 their best episode. I would say, no, no, we hated it. 39 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,000 The best one is when Danny Trejo's head is on Tortuga and then it 40 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,960 blows up and kills everybody, and then it said saving we're private Ryan thing 41 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,719 where Hank Fat Hanks, He's looking around, He's like, oh my god, 42 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,120 people's legs are blown off and shit. That was my favorite. Because 43 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,960 I'm going gonzo. I liked, you know, of like death and blood 44 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,719 in the desert, you know what I mean? Sure? Should we start 45 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:50,919 over? No? No, no, no, I think it's fun. 46 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,400 But let's let's have you take a back seat. Stop going crazy, stopped 47 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,840 gooving around, and let's get into the show. Okay, Kaylen, how 48 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,280 are you doing? What do you think of the episode? Um? From 49 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,719 what I remember, yeah, I thought it is okay, I'll give it, 50 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:12,680 like, all right, do you want to go through a critique of 51 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:15,560 that with me? It kind of sounded like his last critique of the last 52 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,399 episode we recap. Okay, so a bit of a carbon copy. But 53 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:23,519 also if I you're from what I remember, it implies that, you know, 54 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:28,120 he's he doesn't really have a good hold on the episode. And also 55 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,800 a lot of pauses in that. Yeah, I think he's stumbling through his 56 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,319 words because he didn't remember the episode. It was like Colin Firth in the 57 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:39,279 beginning of that that movie The King's Speech. Yeah, it's a great movie. 58 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:44,839 Yeah. You know, I don't like Helena Bonham Carter. Yeah. 59 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:47,040 Yeah, it's just like a yucky vibe in every movie. It's all like 60 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,560 it's all like, uh, it's like a my chemical romance strip to all 61 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,680 of it. It's like, hey, can we just be normal please? 62 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:59,120 You know what I mean. I'm not saying dumpy yourself, but why always 63 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,800 the you know bellet Rickles strange kind of shit. Yeah, well, to 64 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,959 be fair, our first nineteen movies were directed by her husband. Yeah, 65 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,439 Danny McBride. Um, okay, so what do you think of the episode? 66 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,240 Not a lot happens, and then, of course I guess the big 67 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:18,079 surprise or reveal was that butterburgers. Yeah, exactly. Uh. You know 68 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:23,519 I've said this on the last podcast he's a nice guy. You're a really 69 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:28,079 nice guy. But I'm up to my fucking ass with the Randy Savage whatever 70 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,720 alias you're gonna be throwing on this season. I am not excited to have 71 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,800 Culver here. I don't think he helps this cast out at all except to 72 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,839 create the Culver show. Oh and I don't need that kind of energy. 73 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:43,439 And I don't know why he needs to do that. Isn't his family like 74 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,879 Rhode Island rich? Like yeah, you know, But anyway, I thought 75 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:53,079 it was just an okay episode. I'm trying to remember what the hell happened. 76 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,800 He has the kind of house where you're like, wow, there's so 77 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:59,040 much stone in here. Where did all the stone come from? And the 78 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,319 dad's like these stones were used to slaughter Native Americans. You're like, oh 79 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:08,279 my god, this is really like, hey, are those legs on that 80 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,480 table elephant's feet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually it is 81 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,680 a yeah? Are you you're high in this scenario? No? I'm just 82 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:19,839 like blown away. Who would put elephant's feet as like, you know, 83 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:27,800 the legs of a table? Sadistic one percenters like Culver's father speculatiffect. Can 84 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,519 we call him Butterburger? Plase butter Burger. Yeah, he deserves a name 85 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:38,120 like because Culver is the fast food restaurant serves they serve butterburgers, butter burgers. 86 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,879 All right, Culver, your name moving forward is now butter Burger. 87 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,399 Love it? Okay? Great? I give it twenty knots. This was 88 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,000 a throwaway episode, not a great episode. Not a lot happened, A 89 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:53,040 lot of meanwhiles. More Luke being awful, more Laura being awful. I 90 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:58,959 hate the way Laura is treating Asia, and I hate that Asia just her 91 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:08,279 pimpand is so not strong she she needs. She is plagued by by sassy 92 00:07:08,439 --> 00:07:13,920 Eastern European women. I mean both seasons. She's gotten these subordinates from behind 93 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:16,600 the Iron curtain who just do not respect her. Jolly you know, punked 94 00:07:16,759 --> 00:07:23,079 what whatever she's got Laura, was that the last one? Laura laa no, 95 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:26,759 no, no, Magdalena was the last one. No, But wasn't 96 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:30,000 there or another Russian girl that was Italian? I think wasn't was she Italian? 97 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:33,639 She was running ragget. She got fired after the third third charter because 98 00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:39,720 she couldn't get along with Asia Kermitt oh no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. 99 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:43,160 And she put out that really weird Instagram and she's like, hello, my 100 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:48,439 friends, if anyone would like to have a commissa chambo? What happened below 101 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:57,199 the please direct message? Yeah, Asia's but but given what Asia is given, 102 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:01,680 she's got a and I'm not saying to physically assault them, but you 103 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,600 know, metaphorically keep your pin pants strong. Well, I don't think she's 104 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,279 learned from last season. She still wants to be everybody's friend. Yeah, 105 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:11,720 it's the worst thing about being a leader. You don't have any friends. 106 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,839 Well, I can't do both Yellow. Do you think Moses had buddies? 107 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,600 Absolutely? No, No, he was like, can I have some friends? 108 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:26,639 And God was like, you fucking asked me again, I'm gonna kill 109 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,360 all one hundred and eleven of your sons. All right, four pots, 110 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:37,639 let's get into the episode. Jump right into that nightclub. It's worth noting 111 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:43,960 these Sea rats are running that poor security guard ragget this goddamn club. Yeah, 112 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,120 they've been like pulling on all the lighting and ship. Luke tried to 113 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:52,200 put Margot on his shoulders. Yeah, that's a danger. And then Laura 114 00:08:52,519 --> 00:08:56,320 tried to mount a lighting poll like it was a stripper ball. You know, 115 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,399 I was saved her a little lot personal bodily injury. Yeah, because 116 00:09:00,399 --> 00:09:03,919 if those things fall on you, they you catch on fire. I was 117 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:11,559 talking to my wife about this, the infamous story when I got punched in 118 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:13,840 the face by a bouncer at a club in New Orleans, a bar in 119 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:18,440 New Orleans. I was, you know, I was thinking about and he 120 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,200 didn't punch me with his fist. He punched me with a stamp of a 121 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,639 whale. So I had a whale under my under my eye. But you 122 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:30,840 know what, with like all the little pumps and stuff, little zan's and 123 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:33,840 shit like that Takashi six nine, I could have just tatted that on my 124 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:39,360 face and I was totally fine. But I was thinking, what that poor 125 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:45,639 guy, you know, has to fucking he's thirty five, he's got existential 126 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,440 crises that he's dealing with, he's not happy where he's at in life, 127 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,799 and here come me making fun of his um distressed hat. Oh is that 128 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,639 why you got punched in the face with a whale stamp? Yeah? Yeah, 129 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,919 he was wearing one of those hats that was distressed and all like, 130 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:03,279 but you buy like that from American Eagle. And I said something about like, 131 00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:05,120 oh, you've been on a lot of fishing trips with that, and 132 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:09,720 he punched me in the face of the whale stamp. So I sympathize with 133 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,919 the security guard. I mean, he's got a fucking wrangle a bunch of 134 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,840 drunk children, essentially. Not only that, I think the night ends with 135 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,320 Luke dropping an entire drink of glasses. Now, I've been a massive drunk 136 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:24,960 in my lay, I've never dropped an entire tray of shots. What it 137 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:28,559 happens? Do you they I would assume they boot your ass out. I 138 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:33,039 don't think the sea rats left on their own. But what happens if it's 139 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,519 like the beginning of the night, you haven't had any kind of narrative of 140 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:41,679 debauchery and it just happens. Do they pour those fucking shots over? Now? 141 00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:46,000 I bet the two worth the shots. I bought a sandwich at seven 142 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,559 to eleven, and I was like trying to get some mustard on it, 143 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,240 you know, after I bought it, and I walked by the cash here, 144 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,600 the same cash here that I just paid for that turkey sandwich. Yeah, 145 00:10:56,639 --> 00:11:01,240 I dropped the goddamn thing on the floor. Yeah, And I'm going 146 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:05,440 to the impression. Oh no, there's no impression. I was. I 147 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,120 was required to buy another turkey. Yeah, they didn't, just they didn't 148 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,320 eat. The cost at seven a lot of it. Yeah, and then 149 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:15,600 as you're paying for the second one, somebody comes in and just starts taking 150 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,039 shit and flips the guy off and walks out. Yeah. 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He's 192 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:11,399 just he's so he's the same archetyped the bill Aire and he just he just 193 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:18,919 tells her like, I guess what I'm trying to sloply say is when you're 194 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:26,559 like a kind of emotionally life lost coxman and you get drunk, you say 195 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:31,919 this really cringey, overly emotional shit like I flee. I feel like our 196 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:37,399 flirting, like we've gone past our flirting or something like. And she says 197 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,360 to him, I think you're moving too forward. What are you talking about. 198 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:45,360 We've known each other for a day. But he's just, well, 199 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,639 you forgot that little detail. The second he gets back on this vessel, 200 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:52,200 he runs up there and puts that hose in the goddamn jacuzi. He thinks 201 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,240 it's jacuzi time. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, that's a lot of presumptuous 202 00:14:56,399 --> 00:15:01,720 yes on his podcast. Now. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Harry's really fucking up 203 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:05,840 there because he also wants that jacuzzi field. But instead of just getting out 204 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:11,240 there and starting working on Margo, he chooses to go down to his underwear 205 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:16,399 collection. Yeah, it's laden with mystery, these four pieces of garment, 206 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:20,279 the little bikini underwears. Yeah. Yeah, And he says, yeah, 207 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,600 there's some crazy stories behind him. But I don't believe Harry. I don't. 208 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:30,159 I don't think he fought a mountain lion in bikini underwear laden with pineapple 209 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,480 pineapples. Yeah. I think it's more like his grandmother bought it for him. 210 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:37,279 Yeah, if you were to find a mountain lion in that though, 211 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:48,200 he'd be so fucked you know. Yeah, you know they say with a 212 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,080 mountain lion, like because I one time said, well I see a mountain 213 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,039 lion, I'm just gonna climb up to a tree and hang out at a 214 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,679 branch. That's, of course that's what I would do as well. Yeah, 215 00:15:56,679 --> 00:16:00,080 it turns out there great climbers they actually sleep up on branches. Shut 216 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:03,320 up, So you've lessened his workload by going up there. He can just 217 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:07,600 eat you on a branch right right out of a bitch. But you could 218 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,799 like fence him on a branch, you know what I mean. Like that 219 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:15,480 would be That is a cinematic moment, certainly, But you would need to 220 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:18,840 have some kind of car hard product to fight a mountain lion, something that 221 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:23,360 could withstand a strike pineapple under rus No, no, no, that wouldn't 222 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,879 be good. But I you know, I'm not afraid of a mountain lion. 223 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,320 I think i'd front kick it straight to the face and then and we'd 224 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,720 be done. But if he swiped out at me, caught a carroda autoria, 225 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:36,440 I'm not sure what happens. You know, well you die. That's 226 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,480 a good point. Yeah, that's probably what would happen. You know, 227 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,159 they're monstrous little things. I know they're scared of us, but oh you 228 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:45,720 know what, they're not. Sorry, and we'll get back to the show. 229 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:52,519 Our mountain lions, the big ones. They can't be. What is 230 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:56,639 a cougar? Oh well, the cougars are definitely smaller and they're terrified. 231 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:00,879 And what about a puma. Pumas look like cougars. I'm not I don't 232 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:06,799 claim to be a cat's burn, No, Caitlin, are you? I'm 233 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,680 not a cat's burn, all right? So I want to apologize to you, 234 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,200 to you and to the entire Let's get to the next day, next 235 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:22,319 morning. Uh, the all cats? Anybody? No? And I feel 236 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,519 like he's pulling her away from a really a good first night of bonding. 237 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,160 Everybody's downstairs eating a big bowl of ramen, and here's Luke, like, 238 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,279 I feel like there's something bigger. But it's like, shut the fuck up, 239 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:37,839 man, I can't stay by the way. I hate this, And 240 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,039 I know the words overused and old Patty's been using this for years now, 241 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:45,359 referring to these basically every single boast that except for Frasier, but obviously clearly 242 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:49,359 he's a gay man. They use weapons like this or as like fishing lures 243 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,200 because it's sometimes worked, like, oh my god, he's so into me, 244 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:56,160 like he thinks that's gonna work, because it worked one out of one 245 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,319 hundred times. You know, it's the law of averages. Frasier's the chief 246 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,759 stud though he's not a boson. Oh it's true, but I mean head 247 00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:06,359 of departments. Sorry, a man of power. But yes, it's just 248 00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:11,400 they're all kind of built in the same fucking sad sea rat factory. The 249 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:17,279 ocean calls people to it that are often just really I mean, have you 250 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:23,720 ever met a fisherman. Yes, no, I'm kidding. I'm sure there 251 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:26,759 are a lot of great fishermen, but there is a you know, a 252 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,000 thing like, well, they're trying to catch fish. They're not trying to 253 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:33,240 fuck subordinates, but they but they smoke a lot, and they're very angry, 254 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,440 and they will pick up a rock and throw it at a fucking sea 255 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,440 lion's head. He's scaring off the fish. And it's like that's fine, 256 00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:51,160 but I just I've seen it happen. Someone called peta man. I did 257 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,759 you did? Oh? Yeah, they got right out all right, So 258 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,519 the all cap texts keep flying in a little bit of those are Culver's texts. 259 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,839 Yes, I'll be right, there gat a little bit of tension in 260 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:11,240 all departments. Um, Luke accuses out him of being lazy, and Laura 261 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,920 is a little cunt, you too, Asia, Asia. I think she 262 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,880 says like she's got to work on our standards or something like something like that. 263 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,720 Yeah, I don't like this. I hope Asia fires here. I'm 264 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,920 really sick of this, or at least gets her in line. Someone's going 265 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:30,000 home. I really hope it's not Harry that would be so sick of the 266 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,759 Yeah, I think it is Harry. I think it's Luke. Really, 267 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:37,519 I think Captain hot Pants fucking fires him. Oh, I think it's But 268 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,839 I think it's something really bad though. Yeah, yeah, I think it's 269 00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:45,279 season pans out. They're making us watch two episodes a week. You know, 270 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:48,160 it's probably sexual assault. I think it's something like that. I think 271 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,279 that would have come out already. Are one of our little uh you know, 272 00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:53,000 our little people that we have out there just letting us give them, 273 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,519 tipping us off, and they're all the sea rats are fucking wrong. Okay, 274 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:04,039 all right, let's get to um Luke's comments about, you know, 275 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,319 doing two episodes of Blood Decanite, we get a little fatigue. I'm so 276 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:11,920 I'm gonna pull it together right now, Okay, okay. So Luke says 277 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:18,400 that, um, nice guys always finished last, and that's just a weird 278 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,799 thing for a grown man to say to a camera, you know what I 279 00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:30,519 mean. But also I disagree with that comment. They end up married, 280 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:36,240 Um, I have wonderful lives, and yeah, they're rooted to some kind 281 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:42,000 of neighborhood, perhaps equity, perhaps property remods, seeing children grow up, 282 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:48,240 and they might not have as many sexual partners as you, but at least 283 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,640 they're not going to die alone in the middle of the ocean with us. 284 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,759 You know, what do you call it's a rosa to deliver something like up 285 00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:59,000 in a studio apartment that's being subsidized by the government. Yeah, sure, 286 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,079 I am a few of those guys, really. Yeah. Yeah. When 287 00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:03,759 I used to deliver meals on wheels. There's this one guy that used to 288 00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:07,400 be a big to do as a what do you call it, a handicapper 289 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,680 where he picked the horses. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 290 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:14,359 big, big handicapper and he ended up in a in a studio apartment and 291 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,839 I walked up to him and I was like, here's your meal. Yeah. 292 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,440 He goes, huh, where's Pat. I'm like, oh, it's 293 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,920 Pat. I'm Pat. He's like, no, Pat, the woman that 294 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:26,000 runs the meals on wheels. I'm like, oh, pat Uh. Pat's 295 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:29,519 back at Cedar side eye and he's like, I'd like to fuck her. 296 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,039 I'm like, she's seventy five. All right, Okay, this is my 297 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:38,839 fault. This is my fault. I have set the show off on this 298 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:45,480 gonzo like thing, and I I realized the error of my way. It's 299 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,240 the folly. Should I say? You were one hundred percent right? We 300 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:52,599 need to pull this together. I'm gonna be better. All right, So 301 00:21:52,640 --> 00:22:00,440 it's time for a little meeting. But first, Jason are on on Nate 302 00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:11,799 um Lake. I need Trishina and I need oh yeah, Asha, did 303 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:17,880 you just forget by name? I mean, this is active flirtation. It's 304 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,720 crazy, like like just a first crush, like just kids, you know. 305 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,680 Yeah, that's the game they're playing. That's the game. What's your 306 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,839 boyfriend's name? Bet? Watch out, bet watch out? Mat. Yeah, 307 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,519 we'll also stop shitting in buckets, you know, to be there. 308 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:37,079 They live in a converted ambulance, so they're homeless. All right, it 309 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,640 is time to get to our favorite. It's the kind of meeting you know 310 00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:45,519 all throughout town, up and down the billboards city. It's time for the 311 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:52,920 pro charter number two eight guests. The primary is Jack Freeman. He's a 312 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:00,240 luxury interior designer based in Sydney with expensive taste and high expectations. I was 313 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,920 gonna I was about to call Kaylin a luxury fashion designer. I was going 314 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,640 to say an interior designer. I was gonna go, you're a luxury interior 315 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:12,279 designer, and then I remembered, we got we got to reel it back 316 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,680 in. No, he is not a luxury interior designer. He's the producer 317 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,200 of this podcast, and he's right in the middle of a preference sheet meeting. 318 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:25,559 Jack and his guests have all previously charted yachts and consider themselves socialites and 319 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:30,240 foodies. Jack wants all drinks to be served chilled with ice. Night one 320 00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:33,880 will be a formal theme with a dress code to match. He wants a 321 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:40,440 tasting menu, fine dining appeal, and paired wines. Yeah, and that's 322 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,680 it, and that's the end of the preference shee meeting short one. I 323 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,079 feel like there was more in there that he missed, do you think. 324 00:23:47,079 --> 00:23:51,519 So They do continue talking, but they don't really reference to preference sheet anymore. 325 00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:56,559 They talk about driving to a beach. Yeah, Chef talks about how 326 00:23:56,599 --> 00:24:03,480 she likes to make things perfect. Yeah, all right, Well I still 327 00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:07,319 don't think he did a very good job. Well, it's always next time. 328 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,799 There's hey, there's always next time. That's Great's a great way to 329 00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:19,279 look at it. But yeah, oh my god, Kayla, I guess 330 00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:26,200 why would just start with the CEO because he's back? Oh my god, 331 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:30,160 that's right. Okay. Do you think I was too hard on him? 332 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:37,039 No? No, no, do you agree? Yeah? Yeah, just 333 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,960 a shit job. All right? So yeah, the CEO is back. 334 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:44,279 Um, he goes, I know that you know what that stands for, 335 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:52,000 Butterburger. Nobody does. Nope. You know what the people that view this 336 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,759 show that enjoy Culver, I'm sorry, Butterboy in his antics, I'm saying 337 00:24:56,759 --> 00:25:00,480 people that used to doing Okay, you said, butterburg or who used to 338 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:03,440 tune in to see Captain Lee. Yeah, you know what I mean, 339 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:12,079 because they're both very annoying. Um, oh man, I just I don't 340 00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:17,640 know why he had to come back. You're a nice guy. You're a 341 00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:22,960 nice guy, but you're very boring and very annoying. And also I sense 342 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,200 you're like a little carrot that Bravo dangles to the other like former cast members 343 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,000 like here you're over here, here, behave like this idiot. You can 344 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:33,400 go back on the show. Oh my god, behave like him. I 345 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:38,519 feel like you're getting Gonzo right now. I just I was Taylor. Are 346 00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,200 you doing okay? Yeah? I'm good. Are you? Were you excited 347 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:47,960 to see Keith Stone come back aboard? Yeah? I like him fucking But 348 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,559 you like Captain Lee too? You think we were too horrid on you in 349 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:56,279 the preference you meeting? Never okay? M hm um, you know what 350 00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:59,079 I was thinking. You know, you brought up Kemptain Lee. Can you 351 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:06,000 imagine the monster that he would turn into if he was adorned with as many 352 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:10,559 compliments as Racca lamb is. I think he'd love it. No, I 353 00:26:10,599 --> 00:26:14,680 know he'd love it, but he would you know how like Godzilla gets bigger 354 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,599 if it gets a nuked. Oh sure, I feel like that's what would 355 00:26:17,599 --> 00:26:21,200 happen with Lee A little bit. You know, Oh my gosh, that 356 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:27,400 Maori tattoo on your chest is so hot? Thank you? Why does he 357 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:34,480 have that? Anyways? Um, all right, Ash absolutely shits and then 358 00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:41,240 Culver gets settled. The suitcase for cheffe arrives and Margot shoves a cold bottle 359 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:51,720 of water in her pants. That was odd. Here is how disinterested in 360 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,240 Margot Luke is. He walks in to the laundry room, to the laundry 361 00:26:56,319 --> 00:27:02,000 room, has a little flirt with her, and I don't think even mentions 362 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,319 the fact that she has a giant thing shoved in the front of her pants. 363 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,400 Do you understand, like why that's stinging me in such an intense way? 364 00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:15,559 Yeah, he's not. He's not attuned with his observations at this point. 365 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,680 But that's because he's on a mission, Delly. He's here to apologize 366 00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:25,559 for kissing her without permission. He's like, um, maybe Chris Evans, 367 00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:29,359 one of Chris Evans's friends in on another team movie. You know, like 368 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,240 how every single person that is a caricature because it's a parody. So he 369 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,440 reminds me of somebody who like walks in and puts their arm on the door 370 00:27:36,519 --> 00:27:40,799 jam, and it's like, so you suck in my cock tonight while I 371 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,319 wear the worst camper helmet. Yeah, he's the gross and not a team 372 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,160 movie. Yeah, exactly, It's just fucking all right. So we got 373 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,960 another meanwhile, give a we give Sassy a call. He says, uh 374 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:56,880 um, how are you doing, honey? This is your new mom. 375 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:04,359 And then Harry walks in in on Cheffy in Brazil and underwear, and Cheffy 376 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:11,359 does not care because Cheffy is I mean, Cheffy constantly says I'm a hot 377 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,079 bitch. I find her very attractive. Yeah, she's beautiful. Then the 378 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:21,000 wealthy show up. They immediately say the captain is hot and the meals have 379 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:25,400 been sussed. But like I mentioned last episode, the platters are magnificent. 380 00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:33,160 Then we get to Jugsgate. Remind me of that. Oh yeah, Laura 381 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:41,000 from Lapia says we need jugs to pour water in, and Asia just wants 382 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,160 to pour out of plastic bottles. Now, this isn't a big part in 383 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,839 the story, so I don't even know why we're really talking. Well, 384 00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:51,400 it's that little game that's being played here, a little game of oars where 385 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:57,200 Laura is trying to take Kermit's job. One hundred percent. This is this 386 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:03,039 is a defense test from an opposition. You know, you don't send your 387 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,359 entire army, You just send a small squadron to see how they deal with 388 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,599 the pressure. And right now Asia's moats are completely dry. They don't have 389 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:18,240 any alligators in them at all. These are just it's essentially just land. 390 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:22,640 It's just up and down land her moats. She is not going to weather 391 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,400 this storm. I don't think very well. Can I tell you something though, 392 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,079 I think Kermit's also got something else on her mind. You know, 393 00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:34,960 the people that will be charttering this boat are people of her own ilk ilk 394 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,519 And you know, I normally like when Americans come on, and then any 395 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:42,400 people that are from America that work on the boats, those sea rats. 396 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:48,200 They despise the Americans and they mock them. It's nice to see Kermit hate 397 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:53,359 people from Sydney, Sydney's Finest. It's nice see we do that with our 398 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,000 own country. Well, everybody hates you know, the kind of people who 399 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,440 inspire uh gossip girl, you know you don't like those those kinds of people. 400 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,960 Can I say this is what Kermit had to say about Sydney's Finest. 401 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:15,359 Uh? She says, uh, Daddy paid for their range road range rovers. 402 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,839 Mhmm, because they couldn't pay for it themselves. She made that assumption 403 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,240 already. Well, what kind of sixteen year old child could pay for a 404 00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:26,480 range rod? Are they that young? Well? No, I'm just saying, 405 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:30,400 like, you know, first cars and whatnot. Me and Kaylin went 406 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,400 to a little piece of shit private schools. You know you were there. 407 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,200 There were some kids driving around, some nice cars. Huh oh yeah, 408 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,599 you guys also had great dealers too, coke or coke. Yeah, I'm 409 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,079 m I'm not going to send my kid to those schools you two went to. 410 00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:53,599 Um, all right, So glass shatters, The wind is insane. 411 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,559 They're like sat outside, there's they're they're they're driving this fucking fishing boat. 412 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:02,839 The wind is just whipping up everything. I would be like, can we 413 00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:06,160 fucking move this inside? This is insane. This is like dinner theater. 414 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,720 But the glass shatters. It is rose with ice in it, and evidently 415 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,319 it is just not cleaned up, or it's mostly cleaned up. We'll get 416 00:31:14,319 --> 00:31:19,480 to that later. Um, this is when gosh, why Klin. What 417 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:27,240 is the chef's name? Sarina Yea, Serena, Sarina Okay, her name 418 00:31:27,359 --> 00:31:33,519 is like a Legends of Zelda character. Um, she is very good looking 419 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,039 and a top shagger. This is these are her words. She's very good 420 00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:41,599 looking and a top shagger. But when when it comes to food, it's 421 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:49,880 different. You're the chef, though, that's awful if you're just hot and 422 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,319 you fuck well, but the food is nowhere near as good as those two 423 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:59,759 things. That is not good. You're gonna be serving people bowls of chocolate 424 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:07,039 with brownies in that. If someone says, this looks like a child un 425 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:14,519 psychedelics made this. You can't go, but it would you wish you could 426 00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:19,400 fuck me though, that's ridiculous. Has nothing to do with the food. 427 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,200 So we get one more. Why did my notes keep fucking going up? 428 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,240 Here? Pat? What happens next? All right? So the boat docs 429 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,480 dinner prep begins, and then I think we do a quick cut to nighttime. 430 00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:34,519 It was really weird. We spent like two seconds on the morning and 431 00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:37,440 then we jumped tonight. And then that's when Adam challenges Superior to a little 432 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:43,680 war roomeritime. This was so insane. Luke Well welcomes it, and I 433 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,160 believe winds. So they were trying to decide if there are in fact some 434 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,759 headwinds and this boat's headed in that direction and this other boat's head in that 435 00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:55,319 direction, right, what would happen? And it's a game of schooling versus 436 00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,720 practical practicality, I think. Yeah. Well, also, it is a 437 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:06,920 scene wherein an employee or subordinate calls his boss a smart ass. And it's 438 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,079 this thing where it's not done in a fun way. It's done in a 439 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:16,160 roid ragee kind of way, and it's it makes me scared of Adam. 440 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:23,559 I think that Adam has a lot of unchecked rage because of that shot at 441 00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:27,960 Papa last week. Yeah, he definitely does, and he has an issue 442 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,400 with authority. But Luke does in fact win that game of wits, yeah, 443 00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:37,200 despite leaving a steel ladder to be taken out while beating off to Marco. 444 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,799 Alrighty, And I think that was a pretty good summary of what happened. 445 00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:45,680 Oh yeah, yeah, So Laura thinks Asha's standard could be higher. 446 00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:47,920 And I just don't get what's up with these subordinate ze rats. I mean, 447 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,359 who the fuck do these people think they are? Well, how could 448 00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:53,839 you have this much confidence? You're wiping up shit in the middle of the 449 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,599 ocean it's insane. Um, all right, So we move on to dinner. 450 00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:01,599 It is to a tartar. Now, Dylan, was there, Kaylen? 451 00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:05,960 Was there a theme to this dinner? Formal with a wine pairing? 452 00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:12,079 Okay, you you are the culinary expert, but I was very confused by 453 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,639 the two platings and kind of how they were connecting with one another. Oh 454 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,079 yeah, it was a formal dinner of Asian wine pairings. Okay, okay, 455 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,880 I'm sorry, are you as I'm not. I'm confused about what you're 456 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,119 confused about. Oh no, no, no, I just it was a 457 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,519 jump from Japan to China. So when you say Asian, now I understand 458 00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:36,440 that. Hence I asked the question. The first dish is a tuna tartar 459 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:46,320 smothered in pickled onions, which is a way you can prepare that. I 460 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:52,880 don't think anybody should. I think it's disgusting, but you could do that. 461 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,559 Now. I think pairing it with a potitiable is magnificent. I mean 462 00:34:55,559 --> 00:35:00,880 that is a delicate, delicate white with delicate delica fish, again smothered in 463 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:06,519 pickled onions. Next up, we've got a duck bow. You know, 464 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,440 she is very aware of her faults, and she's also not afraid of a 465 00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:16,480 challenge. Let's go duck duck back to back. She knocks it out of 466 00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:20,440 the park and it's paired with a pinot. I think that's a great choice. 467 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,239 It's a light but well structured red, you know what I mean. 468 00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:29,000 And it is made so much better with a bunch of ice in it. 469 00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:35,079 Now, these people drink wine, like my aunt Tina Porch Gottess or my 470 00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:38,199 wife surely, yeah, she likes ice it or wide. It's a thing. 471 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,599 It's a thing. I don't hate it. If it's bad wine. 472 00:35:43,159 --> 00:35:45,519 If it's not great wine, fuck it, fuck it, you know what 473 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:50,719 I mean? I mean, would you put ice in a really nice bottle 474 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,000 of wine? Now? Absolutely not? Yeah, and neither twelve dollars whatever 475 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:59,239 off the grocery store. She'll throw a chuck a little off Frozies in there. 476 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,920 Yeah, you know what I meant, Orange juice on top. Oh 477 00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:09,400 yeah, put a little mountain dew in there. All right, So we 478 00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:14,039 move on too. Well, I was gonna say at dinner, one charter 479 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:17,719 guess out job having a wet dream about Captain hot Stuff. Okay, Captain 480 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:23,480 Hotstuff was not happy about that. He's like totally fine with the brother and 481 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:28,519 sister flirting between him and Asia. But the second this hot little piece of 482 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:35,719 assays I almost came to you in my dreams. He is militaristically looking forward 483 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,559 and he wants to flip that table upside down, like Teresa Godici, I 484 00:36:38,559 --> 00:36:43,440 think you know what I mean. Then Culver comes out and whispers in his 485 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:47,039 ear, this is what the butter boy is here to do. He's here 486 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:52,920 to bust the guests up. Unfortunately for him, he was in charge of 487 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,440 bringing in the ladders. They'd get ripped off every fucking time, every single 488 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,199 time. Culver is here to entertain, right, he's the CEO of the 489 00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:06,840 boat. The last course is barre mooney with a mango chutney. Looked like 490 00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:14,960 um advanced high school homemack, but they really really liked it. And I'm 491 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,840 not sure what the wine pairing was. Overall, I give it four pots 492 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:24,360 terrible dinner. So um, they asked, captain, have you ever chartered 493 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:30,360 any boats in this area? He says, yeah, I fucking nah, 494 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:38,360 I took out like fifteen people. You're never gonna believe this. I fucking 495 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:46,079 ran a ship through a fucking building. But yeah, no, he's like, 496 00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,639 no, he didn't say that. He said like, we got stuck 497 00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:54,519 here. Um, how you doing tonight? You seem a little fatigued by 498 00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:58,880 this episode, a little tired of it. Oh no, I'm enjoying myself. 499 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,239 Do you feel like he's giving me enough. I don't feel like he's 500 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,360 giving me enough. I'm letting your ride, Manta. Yeah, he's he's 501 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,039 good. Do you think he's good? I think he's good. I think 502 00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,559 this episode has been a bit of a roller coaster, so maybe he's just 503 00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:10,559 trying to coast right now. Oh, I'll go, I'll go, I'll 504 00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:16,920 go. Uh So, Yeah, roller coasters are fun. They sure are 505 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,039 people paying lots of money to go on. I want to let your ride, 506 00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:23,960 mat You smoke some weat there, you're going to I just put the 507 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,760 shades on, Okay, all right, Well next morning, Captain hot Stuff 508 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,440 is looking for a goddamn total. I feel gas lit by both of you. 509 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:34,400 I think the poor quality of this episode was put on me just then, 510 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,039 because not at all. Okay, not at all, but I'm doing 511 00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:38,400 what you asked me to do. I'm kind of holding it down with the 512 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:44,000 show. Captain hotsto Stuff's looking for a goddamn toll line. But wouldn't you 513 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,599 know it that bos and Luke has given Margo a back miss up. Yeah, 514 00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,239 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Um, a 515 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:55,079 lot of things take down men, war, war killer, disease ladders, 516 00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:00,519 of course, but you know, most of the time it's put Yeah, 517 00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:05,119 the addiction to pussy. It's a drug that destroys lives. And I think 518 00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:08,360 that's what took down Napoleon. Um, it was pussy. I don't know 519 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,559 why why do you say, why do you say pussy like that? Well? 520 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:15,519 How am I saying it? He's saying it like, um, I 521 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:22,559 don't know. Like you're at a an all black like like nineteen fifties dance 522 00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:29,079 hall, you know, and and you know, it's like in the beginning 523 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:35,360 of Dewey Cox when um, what's that guy's name, Uh, Craig Robinson. 524 00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:40,039 He's like, um, you know this song is is about what happens 525 00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:47,400 when your lady catches you. That's a that's howe And then everybody starts dancing 526 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:54,239 ironically. All right, sorry that that was my fault. That was anyway. 527 00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,239 Captain Hot stops piss man. Yeah, yeah, no, he's totally 528 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:06,920 pissed because in the preference sheet meeting. He says, we're gonna be leaving 529 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:12,119 in the morning. I want the boat, the tender ready And the reason 530 00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:16,360 why we don't have that clearly painted out for us is because Kaylin fucked up 531 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:22,719 the fucking preference sheep. Oh yeah, unbelievable. So um, we get 532 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:28,960 more Luke cock blocking. He's been cock blocking Harry this entire episode. Anytime 533 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,840 Harry's having a little smoothie, a little headway with Margo, incomes Luke to 534 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:39,320 talk about getting his dick sucked or something. Night Watch is easy for Adam, 535 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:44,719 but it looks like he didn't do a vital task, that being cleaning 536 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:53,000 up the teak. Because of that, one of the charter guests begins kind 537 00:40:53,039 --> 00:41:00,519 of profusely bleeding. I mean they're stepping on glass and then there's like sliding 538 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:06,679 your foot across a perfectly placed piece of glass that's sticking out between two floorboards. 539 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,719 It seemed like that's what happened. It seems like somebody took like an 540 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,400 exact unknife to his foot. Yes, Yes, it was really intense and 541 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,320 it's all Adam's fault. Yes, And he's like, this didn't happen in 542 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,239 kangaroo Jack. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, he 543 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,320 spirals, but I think Culver legitimizes his presence here because doesn't he save the 544 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:30,719 day? No, Luke saves the day. Huh God, I forgot what 545 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,920 happened. I mean, we really were off tonight. That's all right, 546 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,880 It's all right. They can't all be a hundred. You know, every 547 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:46,960 once in a while, you you give a ninety forty. How's the episode 548 00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:53,639 ed? This way? This way? Chia seeds everywhere, blood everywhere? 549 00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:02,199 Fuck him, Captain and Asia or just upstairs flirting. He likes he's poking 550 00:42:02,199 --> 00:42:07,599 her, just like stop, you know, when bleeding downstairs. When that 551 00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:10,559 girl he's dating sees his phone, Asia's current's names in there, it's like 552 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,119 under a definitely not the girl on banging. Okay Smith, all right, 553 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,599 all right, you know what, we've got a couple of minutes left. 554 00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:21,039 This has been a short episode, and a bad one at that. I 555 00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:22,800 think we should take a little bit to get to know Kaylin. You know, 556 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,440 the audience doesn't really know kay on that yet. So let's do a 557 00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:31,320 quick little segment where we talked to Kaylin about, you know, his favor 558 00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:37,199 things, Okay, okay, so Kaylin, what's up? Um, let's 559 00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,679 get to know Kaylin. Uh. Pat asked him the first question, what's 560 00:42:40,679 --> 00:42:46,079 your favorite movie your dad was in? I don't like that. What's your 561 00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:52,039 favorite movie? My favorite movie is probably Pans Labyrinth Hands Labyrinth. That's a 562 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,920 good choice. It's an excellent movie. Very sad, very sad, very 563 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,239 sad. You know that little uh, that little mushroom thing and that bowl 564 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,760 of milk. He's all crying and stuff. That's so sad. You know, 565 00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:08,039 we watched ET the other We'll get back to you. We watched ET 566 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,760 the other night. Yeah, didn't I bring you to that at the Hollywood 567 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,400 Bowl? Maybe? But speaking of that, can I make a crazy claim 568 00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:21,760 please? I think ET, in terms of Eighties Blockbusters, is a far 569 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,960 superior movie to Back to the Future. I think it has so much more 570 00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:29,920 heart. I think it teaches us so much more about the human condition. 571 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:37,199 It is beyond heart wrenching in movie. John Williams, who was the composer 572 00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:42,639 of the film and has done Steven spiel claims that that is in fact his 573 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:47,320 masterpiece. Oh the music is stunningly beautiful, But I'm saying John Williams said 574 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:54,320 that of the film. Yeah, and and just the way that this extraterrestrial 575 00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:59,719 brings those three children together as a family, because you know, the dad 576 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:04,119 is left and they're just out in Santa Clarita or wherever they are. It 577 00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:07,199 was filmed in Seme Valley, SeeMe Valley, you know, but there was 578 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:15,519 corn there, so and then this little thing comes and just completely unifies them 579 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,760 as brother and sister and sister. Oh my god, do you know how 580 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,039 much I love the film, Dylan? How much? What's the name of 581 00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:25,639 my daughter? Elliott? Oh my god? I didn't put that together. 582 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,039 That is crazy. And can I tell you something about that child? Fantastic? 583 00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:36,039 That kid was so good in that movie. I my bus driver, 584 00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:38,400 Paula. Yeah, she used to call me Elliott when I was a little 585 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,679 kid. I got on the bus I went as et for Halloween in nineteen 586 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,079 eighty three. So do you think it's a better movie than Back to the 587 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:46,440 Future. I like them both, but I think it's a better movie. 588 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:52,400 Can I tell you something else? It teaches us so much about how rudimentary 589 00:44:52,400 --> 00:45:00,519 and simple expression of emotion is. Just point to your chest and say AlCH 590 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:06,039 and you know exactly what's going on? All right? Calen, we'll learn 591 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,360 more about you next time. Everybody jump in the iTunes writing and reviews. 592 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,519 Got to Patreon dot com, from more Go to YouTube, from ore Go 593 00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:15,400 to socials for more. Um I have a great rest your week, have 594 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:40,039 a great rest your Kaylin, have a great rest here. Bye everybody, Bye,