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You're listening to your worst friend.
Brand new faces. Today we have with

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us very special guest. She is
sexy, but also she posted some shit

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that really made me laugh one time. She's got an awesome personality. So

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I am going to encourage you go
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there's no excuse, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Today we have with us Faith Carter. Faith. How are you today?

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I'm great? Thank you so much
for having me. I'm really excited.

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I'm really excited to have you on. So here's where you're gonna find faith

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on Twitter at have some faith on
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pay for this, but at least
follow her. Okay, have faith in

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me, babe, chatter bait.
If you're a cam guy and you like

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that, go follow her at have
faith in me babe, and on my

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free cams. She's known as Faith
Carter. Again. All these links are

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going to be in the episode description
below, so make sure you click them

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and follow her and let her know, Hey, I really liked you on

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this, or hey, thanks for
really helping me pound my dick on a

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Tuesday night, whatever it is.
Faith, thank you very much for coming

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on with us today. We really
appreciate it. So let me jump right

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in and ask you, how did
you get your start in this industry?

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I know when we started doing podcasting, there's definitely a level of anxiety that

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comes in with putting yourself out there
where you go, shit, I'm going

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to be saying things that even my
closest friends might not know, but that

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is the only real way to get
truth out of it. So how did

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you get into the industry and when
you did, what was going through your

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mind in terms of did you have
any anxiety? Was it all a thrill?

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Was it what was it? Go
ahead? You tell us. Okay,

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So I feel like I've always kind
of been an exhibitionist or like I

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just enjoy almost like freaking people out
sometimes with some of the things I do.

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But I was a super anxious and
shy kid growing up, and I

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didn't really get over that until I
turned eighteen, and even then I was

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still super shy and anxious. But
I started doing like sugar Daddy stuff when

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I was eighteen. I just signed
up for a website and then you just

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get flooded with dms from guys.
So I had one when I was in

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college for about a year. It
was okay. I kind of just did

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it for the experience. It was
like cool, fucking like a forty seven

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year old. I was eighteen,
and oh yeah, we did fun things.

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He you know, give me money
and stuff. So that was kind

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of like getting into maybe like an
alternative lifestyle. And then I started camming

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after I dropped out of grad school
in twenty eighteen on my free camps,

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and I went under a different name. I'm not going to say it,

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because I look really like Cringey and
any other clips you could find online.

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I just looked like way too young. It's weird. But I stopped doing

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that because of our relationship. The
guy was I was so weird. He

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like ended up secretly watching me and
telling me about it and then telling some

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of my friends about it. And
I should have just cooked up, to

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be honest. So the first half
of that now, was he watching you

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again it through negative lenses? Was
he just like, oh, was he

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rage watching you? Because again,
that seems like something that's kind of interesting,

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But then running and telling your friends
that's like a shitty thing to do.

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Obviously. I don't know, man, that'd be kind of cool if

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I was jacking off to my wife
or something in secret and I told you,

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like, hey, dude, she
thinks I'm this fucking you know,

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sissy boy cuckboy, But that's just
who I pretend to be to her online.

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Now we have the real relationship I
always wanted, you know, like,

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that'd be kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, So so again,

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was he doing that in a negative? Was he like rage watching you?

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Or he was curious about it and
he was china to be judgmental, But

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so when he was watching me,
I was doing a bunch of dick radians

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And so him hearing that over and
over for like an hour, I think

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that I probably got to him made
him a little uncomfortable. He did jerk

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off to me, He did tell
me that, so great was he screaming

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at you breaking up at the time? By the way, I did jerk

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off to you, though, faith
So I just want oh weird, Okay,

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I mean I did glaze my knuckles, but at the same time,

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like, you know, it wasn't
cool because you were looking at all.

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I don't get the insecurity of looking. Look, I understand the cock insecurity

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of Hey, my chick's gonna go
out and get plowed out by a bunch

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of dudes. I will show my
chick pictures of dicks all day and be

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like, isn't this one better than
mine? Look? How great this one

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is? This one? Look how
thick it is. Mine's only half of

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it. I'd suck it. I'd
suck on that thing. So it's really

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like I understand the physical insecurity obviously, but camming. If my chick wanted

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to cam, I don't give a
fuck. Go on like do it and

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to each their own whatever. I
don't make judgments on that. But so

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that clearly sounds like somebody. Now
again, was there ever any considerable ration

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that maybe you would stop doing that
to be with this person or was it

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like, no, this is my
lifestyle and now I need to either find

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somebody or not be with this guy. Whoever's going to come into my life

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better be okay with my lifestyle type. Right, So he was like the

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first guy I really loved, and
so I stopped doing it because it made

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him uncomfortable. But looking back,
I really regret it because we're not together

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anymore and we only lasted like a
year and a half. But if I

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had stayed doing that, I would
be in a much different place right now,

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probably, but that's I can't dwell
on that. So yeah, once

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we broke up, I kind of
did some interesting jobs that I can't really

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cam and have that job, like, I would basically get fired if anyone

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ever found out about it. So
I kind of take away from it for

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a while, and then I came
back to it last fall. One of

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my friends, like he's like an
internet friend, I'm an off friend,

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and he helps me with like union
Stewart things. One day he just said,

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have you ever thought about just starting
and only fans and quitting this job

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that we both hate? And I
was like, yeah, actually I have.

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I used to cam. It was
really fun. And then he started

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asking me all about that, and
then I was like reminiscing a lot,

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and I kind of couldn't get it
out of my head, and I decided

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to get back into it this April, officially after a breakup. Okay,

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all right, was that another breakup
and was that also, I mean,

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did you did that relationship know you
were going to consider going back into this

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or were you just kind of like
wash my hands and relationships jumping back on

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of exactly. Yeah, he had
no clue. It was a he was

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a really great person. It was
extremely vanilla though, And I think I

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just I really, like five years, I've noticed this about myself twenty thirteen,

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twenty eighteen, twenty twenty three,
I kind of end up doing something

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really crazy with my life, and
it's I mean, it's usually pretty beneficial

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and it's really fun and exciting.
So every five years I do something and

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it's really entertaining. It's honestly,
it feels like a hobby, like I'm

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making money, but it's really fun. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead,

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Shank, Sorry, No, I
said that was cool. Where are you

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saying? Oh, I was gonna
just I was gonna insult you. I

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was gonna say, Shane does that
too every five years. But that's a

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personality disorder. Let's be starting a
new life and a new family in a

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different town. Um, So,
how far in the industry do you want

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to go? How much do you
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do you have day dreams of being
Anabella Danger type where you can cross over

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and you know, have millions of
followers and everything else. Are you looking

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for enough money to just sustain stupid
sustain yourself where it's like I could pay

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my bills. I'm happy with this. Are you looking for a level of

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fame with it? I think fame
would overwhelm me. I'm already kind of

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overwhelmed right now with the amount of
fans I have and the interactions on a

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daily basis, Like it's fun,
but it's getting to the point where I'm

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thinking about the people that were like
in my dms my first week on Twitter

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and only fans saying hey, I
can manage you, Hey, I can

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manage you, Like it's a lot
of work. You don't want to do

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this all by yourself. And I
was like, oh, like you just

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want my money to stop. But
I don't know. I think I would

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have to change significantly change how I
operate my only fans if I were to

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get more fame, ass or whatever. And then as far as where I

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see myself going, I'm definitely taking
it on a day to day basis.

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I don't really like setting goals that
seeing I feel like it would be unrealistic

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to that I'll be famous someday.
So I'm just enjoying. I mean,

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having over a thousand people keeping up
with me and jerking out to me.

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Is that's a lot compared to the
most people. So yeah, most people

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are lucky to get one. Yeah, exactly. I've never even met a

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person that's interested in me, so
that's before I appreciate it. Thank you

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so much, sweetie. Um okay, so all right, that sounds like

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you don't want to set a mountaintop, But how about we find the next

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plateau. Would you like to shoot
for a major site or a mid tier

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site? So I always classify it
major sites to me, or browsers,

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Reality Kings, Bangbros. Stuff like
that. Those are your big tempole umbrellas,

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lots of lights, everything looks great. The mid tier sites are the

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ones where I kind of live.
I enjoy though, something like a gloryhole

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secrets dot com or like a private
society dot com where maybe the lighting is

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not so great. Occasionally a big
name will roll through there and you know,

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everyone's like, oh wow, they
got this person. Um, do

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you have any interest in working in
the mid term area or is it like

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straight. The next scene you want
to do is you want to be in

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the back of that bus. You're
gonna be on the couch. That's that's

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by the way, that's how Shane
got to school. Yeah, I held

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onto the back bumper and then yeah, that's how bad I botch that one.

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It's not back of the bus,
it would be the short bus.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck
yeah, I'm not good at this anyway.

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Um, what is your so let's
let's let's create a smaller plateau.

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You know, I understand not wanting
to go to the top of the mountain,

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but um, are you in contact
with any producers right now who are

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gonna possibly get you a scene or
anything like that. You don't have to

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name names if you don't want not
even like super Major. I did get

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in touch with Nick. You're the
one that mentioned him. Yeah, break

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Playhouse, so we should have him
on at some point. Shane. Nick

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is a really cool guy, shoots
out of Manhattan. He's actually shot with

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a few different people we have interviewed
before on Brand New Faces, which is

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some of the girls small world.
No offense to them. I didn't know

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that they were going to go as
deep into this as they did, and

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good for them that they did.
But um, he seems like a cool,

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reliable guy. And I told Faith
and it was funny you were already

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in contact with him, right,
Yeah, he had messaged me on sexy

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jobs and I didn't even notice it
because I get a lot of sam and

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weird messages that I ignore. Sure, let me let me ask you to

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jump back one second. So what's
always fascinated at me is the sugar daddy

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thing because I'm poor. But really, what's always kind of fascinated me is

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you said you posted on there and
your inbox was just full. How do

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you then, I mean, is
it a bidding war at that point?

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How do you sess him out?
Yeah? Is it? Is it?

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Like, what's the lest least scary? Yeah? Yeah, what's pretty much

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what's the best blend of I'm gonna
make money off this? But also,

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this guy won't kill me and leave
my head in a fucking freezer. And

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how did you come to that guy, the forty seven year old guy where

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you were like, this is the
best blend. So he just seemed kind

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of like the most decent person out
of all of the ones that interacted with,

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and he was the most persistent and
talking to me, not like,

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you know, texted me every five
minutes, but he was trying to get

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to know me, and he there
was like a lot of flattery. He

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knew, yeah, he knew how
to make me feel good about myself,

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and he knew how to make me
feel like unique and special. So I

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kind of just ate all that up. And it was weird though. I'm

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pretty sure he was secretly married and
just wasn't telling me, and so that

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was another reason why I ended it. Okay, so you did end it

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then, is what you said?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I ended

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it was just for my freshman year
of college, and then this year I

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got back into it, and I
made the mistake of being like, oh,

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he wants to take me on a
date, Like, what the hell,

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let's go on a date. And
so we meet up and then I've

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met some really weird dude and one
guy, Oh it was really bad.

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He I had known him for three
weeks and he had written me like a

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three page essay about me and my
importance in his life and how he hasn't

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felt this way about anyone in like
decades. He wrote me poetry, and

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then he would pictures from my like
sugar Daddy profile page, and he would

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copy and paste them into the poetry. So I ended that after three weeks

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you were done vomiting. Yeah,
it was. It was like funny at

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first, but then like the more
I reread the I say and really thought

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about it, he was like,
oh, this is just kind of creepy.

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Yeah. It's like at first when
you said it was an essay,

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I thought it was going to be
like he was telling you all the things

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you need to change, or it
was going to be some sort of like

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during my summer vacation. Yeah,
but but instead like, yeah, I

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mean, I hate to say it
sounds a little as burgery, but it

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sounds like this person had no real
way of communicating their emotions other than I

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guess a list of feelings. Wouldn't
your example of an essay also come off

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a little aspergery, though I wouldn't
write an essay. Here's an essay what

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you need to change about yourself?
Yeah, both of them are. Both

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of them are. But I mean
it's just like that, at at least

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that one, that guy's like an
asshole. So it's like, oh,

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it makes sense, you know,
It's like, um, Asperger's feel like

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Isaac Newton, you know, like
he said to have had Asperger's. People

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couldn't stand the guy. They said
he was a real fucking asshole to be

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around. So that's one of the
symptom criteria. I think, Oh,

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okay, all right, we'll look
an asshole. This is the only porn

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podcast where you'll see a gorgeous girl
naked, and here about Isaac Newton being

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a prick. So here's a little
game we play. It's called sack.

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Okay. I don't know if you've
heard it. I don't know if we

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brought it up before to the listeners
out there. We initially brought this up

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to big professional porn stars and said, you know, what is something you

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definitely would not take any amount of
money to do? Inevitably, they all

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said shit, or like I wouldn't
fuck a dog, or like, well

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it probably wouldn't blow a six year
old. Yeah, we understand that if

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you do say you would do any
of those things, I probably have to

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end this call or have to stop
recording it, and we'll talk privately.

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But so let me ask you,
during your porn journey and moving forward and

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everything else, is there anything else
that is completely on your no list where

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you'll go, I'm not really interested
in touching that, doing that, performing

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that type of thing, whatever it
is. And then conversely, what is

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something you are really just looking forward
sliding off your chair to do and shoot?

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Okay, so something I don't think
I would ever do. I don't

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know if I could handle being fisted. I haven't extremely like not to be

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like I have a type pussy,
but like sometimes I think there's something wrong

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with me. It's hard to like, oh, if a dick is above

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average, I'm just like in pain
the whole time. So I can't even

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imagine a fist going up there.
Would that would take like twenty grand,

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fifty grands something ridiculous? Okay,
fair enough, Okay, Yeah, I

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like the standard. I like that
you have a realistic number though, because

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like some people be like not even
for a billion dollars or something, and

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it's like, come on, dude, you couldn't do twenty minutes for billion

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dollars. Come on, I'll let
you DP fist me for a billion dollars

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talking about it one of my mouth
and one of my ASTs. I don't

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Yeah, I'll let you. I'll
let you act out that scene from the

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idol with me for a billion dollars
or you stick a knife in my mouth

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and fuck it afterwards. Okay,
So what is something you're super excited to

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jump into it? Like the offer
comes sue to you and you go you

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be you know, no, you're
cuter than that, Like you know you

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wouldn't you don't You don't remind me
at the monster from Insidious two. Okay,

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the cross dressing Monster. Yeah,
go ahead. I would always jump

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at any opportunity to peg. It's
a lot of fun. I really like

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it, and I just want there
to be more pegging part out there.

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And I do a really good job
at it. I'm proud of myself and

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my confident and pegging so and also
right, yeah, it's good to feel

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confident about something like that. And
I so I've always wanted to, like

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do DP. I've never had the
threesome. I've never found a guy that

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is willing to have a sexual experience
with another guy. And I really wanted

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two guys. So yeah, so
double penetration, three guys, four guys

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that would really interest me, just
for the experience to be like I had

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a gang bang or finally DP.
I think that's yeah, yeah, one

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girl we interviewed on Brand New Faces, Ellie Murphy, recently shot with the

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appropriately titled gang Bang Creampie dot Com. And it was funny because one of

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the things we talked about, and
I'm not accusing her of it being a

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money issue. I'm gonna put it
on that she grew as a performer and

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evolved and everything else. But I
believe, Shane, if you remember talking

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to her, which I remember.
Let's not throw any insults, but if

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you remember talking to her, I
think she was like a gang bang something

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I would never Yeah, I believe. And she justified it too by saying

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it was degrading, So I think
she she had to change her heart.

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Yeah, she grew, which is
fine, totally cool, Which is to

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say that maybe even for any amount
of money, maybe you'll find some pretty

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girl someday with the right size fist. Yeah what if it's a girl really

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tiny hands? Oh wait, I
guess we should ask Are you into girls

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as well? Yeah? I am
by, but I definitely lean more toward

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men, but also just because men
hit on me way more than women,

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and then I'm like horrible with women. I like get sweaty and clam up

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and yeah, us two. Yeah, so actually that's a really good point.

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Some women have really tiny hands.
I have massive hands. I couldn't

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adust yourself. I could not know
it would hurt. But yeah, like

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a petite girl that especially like when
they do that, like I don't know,

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like they that's just kind of it's
triangulating. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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karate chopping. That's what I call
it. Muscular dystrophy. Karate chopping is

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what I like heard of that as
that's getting my iPod or my AirPod from

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the center contain damn it. Um
Okay, all right, so yeah,

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you never know, I mean,
something come along. I think so many

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new girls come into it and they
have things on the no list, which

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is again totally finally acceptable. What
they don't realize is that when they do

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get into the industry, you're working
with like the best of the best at

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doing this type of stuff. Not
saying you don't understand that as well.

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I just I can understand. You
don't want some guy at the bar coming

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back and going I'm jamming this fucker
and yeah yeah yeah see. Um,

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but you know, just always keep
your mind open, is what I would

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say. So you said you said
gang bangs before you said you've never had

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a threesome. Right, let me
ask you because I'm a big fan personally

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of gang bangs Um. But there's
two types that we really talk about on

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this show. We and and again
no judgment on anyone that likes either of

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them. Talk. It's simple,
isn't it. It's like it's one.

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The one is kind of like warship. Well, that's and that's what I'm

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trying. That's I'm trying to come
up with a name for it. I

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like to call one rag doll a
one goddess. Okay, okay, I

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like I thought you were going to
go a little more professional like objectify um

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and then like idealize or devalue and
then you know, Shane, do you

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know who's listening to this right now? I assume a group of you know,

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intelligent, diverse, well spoken adults, obviously rum you know, who

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don't live in horrid squalor with their
parents who have emotionally traumatized them for generations

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past. So which do you prefer? The rag doll or the goddess one?

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Now, rag doll, I would
you know, I would say the

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woman is more of a submissive in
that role where she's kind of not violent

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or anything like that we're talking about, but it's just, hey, you're

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three holes that we're just going to
use today, or do you prefer center

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of attention? I want a guy
here, I want a guy here,

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Throw one in my hand, put
one behind my ear, shit like that.

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I don't know if I've ever actually
watched like a Goddess gang bang,

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so that's hard to visions. I've
really only seen like the ones where they're

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just being used, dicks in every
hole in their hands. Whatever. You've

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got to watch the Goddess ones,
man, Like I think, Yeah,

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it's like it's really about like the
dicks, because like they get the worst

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the worst for those ones. It's
like the dicks come in, they just

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pump a load real quick and then
they move on to the other one.

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But it's like at the end the
end, like eventually, like there's that

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casanova who comes in and like you
know, he gets her there and it's

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like, oh, finally, you
know, the sun has risen and the

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crops have come into harvest and like
all the midsummer are you putting together here,

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dude, I'm home down Ariaster.
Yeah, I'm working on this.

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I'm working on a movie for a
twenty four A gang bang here, that's

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good. Yeah, it's weird that
you haven't, though, because I feel

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like that's the first kind I ever
saw. Like I obviously seem plenty of

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the other, but I feel like
the the other kind are pretty pretty popular.

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Well, to answer your question,
I would say the rag doll if

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I'm having a gang bang, just
like I want everything, I want it

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wild, I want memorable, just
use me. But I'm not normally a

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submiss a per but I think in
that instance, like fuck it, it

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sounds fun. Let me ask you. So you're not normally some as a

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person, But can you take me
back and recount for me the first time

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you pegged someone? Right? M
uh no, I don't remember. I

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blocked it out in my mind because
they improperly anima and I've just doesn't really

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stand out. Yeah, so I
it's honestly more recent, like where I've

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actually used like a dildos like butt
plugs. I would use that and then

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that counts as pegging, but like
full on pegging that wasn't until this year

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with my kind of X. But
also we're seeing each other tomorrow, person

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cool, he is, like really
into it and it's great, and he

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just I don't know, It's like
I kind of felt like a natural,

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Like I made him come in like
three minutes doing it, and it was

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like all hands free and I just
like jerked his dick while I was fucking

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him, and it was just like, it's really cool to make someone coming.

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They're just like not even touching themselves. They're just like taking it and

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I'm doing everything. I felt.
Problem, that's interesting, Yeah, that's

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I can't. I just can't put
myself personally in that mindset. I'm just

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too body conscious where I'd be like, ah, you're not gonna like anything

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that's gonna happen. You're gonna wake
up tomorrow and regret marrying me. I'm

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gonna fucking hate myself. But hey, to each their own it. You

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might be overtaken by the anal stimulation. I did this gay guy who told

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me when he got sucked in the
ass, he didn't want to reach around

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um, like he didn't want anything
touching his dick. He would come just

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from getting fucked in the ass.
And I was like, that's crazy.

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He's like no, no, no, you can't help it, just because

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it feels really good to get fucked
in the ass, and then you let

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a couple of girls fucking in the
ass and you're like, oh no,

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no, that works, Yeah,
exactly great. What is your specialty?

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If you were to name one,
is it pegging? Now? Is that

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your thing? Are you the Peg
girl? You change your name to Peg?

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That would be pretty cool. Give
me something I could lean into.

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This is boring, But what a
lot of people say is they like,

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how I just seem like a normal
lady that is hot, and they,

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you know, like see me on
a bust on their commute or they'd see

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me walking up the street, and
I get that a lot. They're like,

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I like how you're just a normal
person, and yeah, they like

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my personality. But that's just like
camming, like you just kind of have

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to constantly talking sure your personality.
Sure, I haven't found my niche yet

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or whatever you want to call it. And I'm kind of worried about going

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down a path that I'm not totally
passionate about because then it just would kind

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of become about like the money at
that point, and that's not entirely what

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it's all about for me. So
sure, let's say I understand you don't

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want to be it's one fisting scene
for fifty thousand dollars. That would be

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pretty sweet. That could make your
year. I almost just said, I

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don't want to peg you into one
corner, but you know, I don't

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want to peg into one corner.
But I mean, what is your or

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even do you have do you have
a sexual specialty? I mean, are

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you like a throat goat? Are
you fucking do you throw it back and

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make it clapbody else? Yeah?
Is there anything like that from rap nomenclature

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that maybe you would uh yourself as
I would say? I mean, I

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really love anal like that could be
my thing, but that's also really like

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normal and mainstream and almost vanilla these
days, like everyone likes anal but it

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so I'm on two anti depressants and
it's really really difficult to have an orgasm

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and I almost always have to have
like some type of anal stimulation to get

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there. So it's kind of just
like become my thing, and it does.

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It just feels really good. It's
true you need to get pegged.

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Do you need to try it?
I just I just I can't do it.

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I will sure, I'll do it
for you. Faith yeah, I'll

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do that. Bring faith. Yeah, I'll tell my wife that too.

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I'll get pegged with a fucking knife. Um. Okay, So what is

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do you have performers? Let's cut
this into the social media clip, ready,

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Shane, Let's do it right here. I'll cut. I'll leave this

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in the full episode, but i'll
cut around it. Are there any performers

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that you would really want to work
with in the adult industry right now?

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Okay, this is going to be
embarrassing. Maybe. So I really like

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Milts and I think, like,
obviously this would never happen, but if

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I could fuck anyone that's like a
legend, it would be I would want

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me to Hartly to fuck me.
I just like she was like the first

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porn star I saw, where like
I remembered her name when I would watch,

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and so it would just be kind
of like Fulfillion in that way.

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Yeah, it would be like a
full circle. Yeah exactly. Sure.

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Yeah, m hmmm. So you
actually had her on recently Goth Charlotte.

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I just yeah, she's just one
of my favorite performers. Like I think

408
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if I met her, I would
die. Um, I don't know,

409
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.960
Like I don't even necessarily have to
work with her. It would just be

410
00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:36.200
cool to meet her. Ud be
surreal she uh. Unfortunately she didn't retweet

411
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:40.720
us, which didn't love it.
But what I will say is she is

412
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:45.559
on my mount rushmore of current of
of of all time performers, she's the

413
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:49.960
only one that's currently still working.
Um. I love how open she is

414
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:53.400
to try new things. I love
her personality. She looks just like my

415
00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:56.680
wife, which is pretty cool too
because I can use that excuse around my

416
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:03.680
chick. Um and yeah, yeah, she's I see you in a lot

417
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:08.519
of the same way I see her
in. So far from having those small

418
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:14.559
bit of discussion with it, you
seem like a person that understands that this

419
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:15.960
is a job, Like you still
want to have fun with it and stuff.

420
00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:19.920
But am I wrong in this?
You are a person that I think

421
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:25.160
is going to take the administrative side
of this seriously when you really got it

422
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:26.799
up and ramping and good to go. You know, we have to have

423
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:30.720
consistent only fans updates. We need
to have a schedule as far as my

424
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.160
camp, my free cams and chatter
bait and whatever else goes. There are

425
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:37.440
so many new girls who come into
this get a little bit of a jolt

426
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:41.000
at the beginning, make a little
bit cash and go, well, that's

427
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:45.119
just consistent. I'm always going to
make this. How seriously do you take

428
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:49.240
the business side of this? And
do you plan on taking it even more

429
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.559
seriously or is there a level you
reach where you go, yeah, this

430
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:56.680
is good. This is where I
want to be. So the more seriously

431
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:00.440
I take it, the better I
perform, you know, the higher up

432
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:06.359
in the percentage I get and all
that. I'll use like a calendar to

433
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.079
you know, say, like when
I'm camming and I need to have this

434
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:15.000
custom do by then, and I
keep track of my UM subcounts daily,

435
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:19.799
I'll sit down and do the math
of like how much should I make per

436
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:24.559
hour on this chatter Right show or
this my free cam show? And sometimes

437
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:29.319
it's like ridiculous, Like one time
I made one hundred and seventy dollars an

438
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:34.039
hour. Wow, and that's before
taxes and stuff. But like when I

439
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:38.000
when I look at it, like
that money yeah yeah. And then I

440
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:43.359
also just I'll have like a little
whiteboard here's my wit before and I just

441
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:49.000
put um. I had like an
interview with a porn producer. I wrote

442
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:52.519
a lot of what he said down
and then over here I have like,

443
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:57.359
these are the customs that need to
film, and like the customers, the

444
00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:00.599
topics, the lengths, stuff like
that, and I just like to have

445
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:04.599
it by me, so it's like
I'm reminded of it and I don't forget

446
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:07.640
about it. Because when I first
started out and I started getting a lot

447
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:14.200
of customer requests, I definitely dropped
the ball. But now I've created a

448
00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:20.400
way where I'm getting everyone the videos
they want and it's kind of pretty well

449
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:24.640
getting a lot of returning customers.
If I was personally managing a girl,

450
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:29.440
I would take you or not either
of these numbers. You're a ten,

451
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:34.480
okay, I would take us six
who was organized over at ten who wasn't

452
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.559
because to me, and it's the
same thing with podcasting, I would take

453
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:42.160
you know, I wouldn't want to
do a show with a guy who's a

454
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:45.519
million times funnier than Shane but shows
up when he feels like showing up,

455
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:50.240
whereas Shane is very funny to me, makes me laugh, makes me smile,

456
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.839
and shows up thank you every week
on time. You know. And

457
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:57.839
it sounds dumb, but the longer
you grind at something and you stay in

458
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:04.519
people's consciousness. That word they're they're
stupid heads. Yeah, and they're stupid

459
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.039
heads. H the you know,
more consistent money you'll make from it.

460
00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:12.320
So yeah, I don't know.
I think you're really great. I think

461
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.280
you have a great head on your
shoulders. That white board, I have

462
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:17.519
like six white boards posted house here. It's just making everything so much easier.

463
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:21.920
I just have a bunch of notebooks, like in the movie seven,

464
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:27.360
say in seven. Um, yeah, all right, so we gotta get

465
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:30.039
you in a scene with Nina Hartley. Now you could do a scene with

466
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:34.880
my wife if you like mils.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

467
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.079
Cook you guys up afterwards. Send
your Instagram or what is it? Twitter

468
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:43.360
or Twitter? I jeep all of
it. Okay, Um, what are

469
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:47.400
you and Nina Hartley doing in this
scene? Are you just like like just

470
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:53.400
scissoring? Are we like pegging some
good looking dude? So I watched one

471
00:34:53.440 --> 00:35:00.159
where I know, okay, so
my mo mom is dead and I think

472
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.480
that has something to do with why
like molts and I don't really want to

473
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:13.440
like think too hard about it,
but there there was one where she was

474
00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:15.800
like the stepmom to a girl that
was growing up to college and she was

475
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.480
like, I just need to like
show you some things. So when you're

476
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.840
at parties and you're with guys,
like you know what to do and you're

477
00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:25.440
not overwhelmed. So I think it
would be cool to do like a stepmom

478
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:34.199
step daughter porn and she just has
a strap on and she talks the hell

479
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:37.159
out of me. Here. There
you go. That's cool, lad,

480
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.519
there you go. I like that
to use the technical terminology. Yeah,

481
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:43.880
let me ask Let me ask you
a personal question and if it's too much,

482
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:47.039
totally cool, can I ask what
subject you were in grad school for?

483
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:53.719
Yes, I was it was like
chemical engineering. Oh Jesus, I

484
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.679
was going to psychology. I was
like, oh no, I could see

485
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.880
because she see because, like she
said it herself, like what people like

486
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:08.639
about her is her her realism is
the fact that she's a real person.

487
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:16.840
She's in reality. People who are
into psychology are focused on the abstract chemistry.

488
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:22.960
It's concrete, it's fixed, it
doesn't change, you know, it

489
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:29.119
has rules that you can systemize and
learn and apply. That's for realistic people.

490
00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:30.960
So what were you trying to do? Were you trying to make weapons

491
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:36.800
of mass destruction saren gas? What
were we doing here? It was.

492
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:40.760
It was an environmental project. But
so I went to school and I did

493
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:49.119
college and all of that to please
my dad Daddio's shoes. I was like,

494
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:52.679
really book smart, really good at
science and math. I got some

495
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.840
scholarships, went to a school in
the South, and moved up to Idaho

496
00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:00.440
to grad school. Didn't like it. I kind of realized, I'm like,

497
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.239
Okay, I'm not happy. My
dad might be really proud of me,

498
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:07.880
but I'm not happy. So it's
funny that you said psychology because next

499
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:17.280
fall I'm planning on starting an associates
degree program to become a substance abuse counselor.

500
00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:22.679
Which cool? Cool? I don't
know, this might be too deep,

501
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:27.159
feel free not? Do you just
have? Do you have people with

502
00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:30.639
substance abuse problems in your life?
Are you a sober person yourself? I've

503
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:34.559
talked about it on The Regular Show
A long time ago. My brother twenty

504
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:38.400
years old died of a heroin overdose. So I understand on a personal level

505
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:43.239
how much of a problem it is. And let me just give you credit

506
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.360
for, you know, being a
person that wants to enter into that,

507
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:52.400
because it's it is unforgiving. It
is you know, you think you can

508
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:55.719
crack that code on a person and
one bad day done, you know you're

509
00:37:55.800 --> 00:38:00.000
right back to it. So good
on you for that. Is that from

510
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:04.159
personal not even personalizing you? But
is that from personal experiences in your life?

511
00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:07.360
You know? Have you seen the
downside of that? Or is this

512
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.800
just something you're very interested in tackling. It's definitely in my family. I've

513
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:17.320
dated addicts friends. This is so. My brother died in a overdose too,

514
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:21.079
and so this is like my only
memorial tattoo. I hob who was

515
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:24.440
born in ninety three. It says
ninety three till infinity. It's an album,

516
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:32.400
Souls of Mischief. But yeah,
so that was really hard to deal

517
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:36.239
with, and I felt like I
could have done a lot more. But

518
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:44.360
they're also like he whatever. My
dad is a recovered alcoholic and a recovered

519
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:50.559
cocaine addict. My step mom before
she died, she was addicted to meth

520
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:55.159
for her whole life. And then
I have an X that was I actually

521
00:38:55.159 --> 00:39:00.000
lived with him and he had a
pretty bad heroine habit that he was really

522
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:05.480
good at hiding. But then I'm
still friends with him. His snacks.

523
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.400
The last time I saw him,
he was just openly smoking foton all right

524
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:15.320
in front of me, and that's
it's hard because he doesn't want to help

525
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:19.000
himself. But I would love to
help people that want to help themselves and

526
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.440
want to get better. And I
have like a lot of empathy. I

527
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:27.000
have a lot of background being around
addicts, and if I could help like

528
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:31.360
one person get sober or stay sober
and lead about her life, then I

529
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:35.760
know it's corny, but like that's
way more fulfilling than my current job.

530
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:38.239
It's weird, and you're doing it
the right way. Yeah, we we

531
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:43.599
have a lot of connections. My
dad who passed away last year actually in

532
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:49.840
a job accident. He was thirty, four years sober. My brother died

533
00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:52.440
at twenty. He was born in
ninety one. That's why I have a

534
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.320
blink one eighty two tattoo because eighteen
plus two weeks twenty. That's a fucking

535
00:39:55.400 --> 00:40:00.599
joke. That's okay to laugh about
stuff like this because it makes you hide

536
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:05.280
the pain. Yeah. So yeah, I tell I get where you're coming

537
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:10.920
from. And part of why I
do what we do here is just to

538
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:17.280
try and make people happy through the
comedy show or through this. And you

539
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:22.199
know, I don't know that I
have it in me to give back on

540
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:27.599
a level that you're trying to do, because I get so frustrated and sad

541
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:31.280
and it breaks me down emotionally to
like even have those people around me,

542
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:35.760
you stay away. Maybe you recognize
that you're broken, So how could you

543
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:39.079
help anyone else? I'm fucking perfectly
fine. I'm not broken. I'm good.

544
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:43.280
Yeah, I think that's I know. I think because I wanted to

545
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:46.440
be a counselor too. I think
for a while, but I think my

546
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:51.360
biggest thing is like I always kind
of recognize, like how am I going

547
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.960
to give advice? Like I can
learn the steps to take like off,

548
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:59.079
he's got this disorder, it's best
to treat it this way. I can

549
00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:05.960
learn how to talk to people and
treat certain disorders and stuff like that,

550
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:09.320
But how am I going to feel
if I don't have a handle on my

551
00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:14.920
own emotions? You know? It's
like like I don't think it's good for

552
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:21.920
a counselor to be just like dishing
out advice that they're not themselves taking.

553
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.599
You know. So Like, um, I like if I had the discipline

554
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:28.360
and stuff, maybe i'd go back
to school, But I don't know if

555
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:31.880
I could actually allow myself to go
into that career, because I feel like

556
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:36.920
I'd be giving people all this advice
and then I'd go home and just like

557
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:43.760
I'd be like putting holes in my
walls and shit. You know it's possible.

558
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:45.320
That's a lot more people than you
think, though, too, Like

559
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:50.480
a lot of psychologists go to see
psychologists themselves. You know, that doesn't

560
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:55.920
mean they're fucking unstable. All right, let's bounce it back to something sexy

561
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.079
here, Shane ask your question that
you, dude, I think mental instability

562
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:04.519
is one of the hottest things.
Dude, crazy chicks fucking yeah, Well,

563
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:06.880
I mean my track record, Yeah, I would agree with that as

564
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:12.440
well. Yeah, it had lexapro
that's solid. I think my chin was

565
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:17.760
lithium at one point. So damn, who's winning? Now, who's the

566
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:23.360
crazy? Oh who's taken the element
that comes out of the sun. Yeah,

567
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:27.800
isn't lithium just heavy or helium?
I think it is? Dude?

568
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:30.360
What are you? Oh? Yeah, she's a smart person going, what's

569
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:34.719
it? What is your acoust Yes, smart girl? What is lithium?

570
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:37.400
I could only think of like,
well, I've taken it like lithium by

571
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:42.760
carbonate. Just well, that's lithium
with other shit in there. I guess

572
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:47.639
a carbon or two. I don't
know if you could take like elemental lithium.

573
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:52.320
It has to be paired with something. One time I tried to drink

574
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:53.599
elemental mercury made me real sad,