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Today we have with us Faith Carter. Faith. How are you today?
I'm great? Thank you so much for having me. I'm really excited.
I'm really excited to have you on. So here's where you're gonna find faith
on Twitter at have some faith on Instagram and only fans. Remember, go
pay for this, but at least follow her. Okay, have faith in
me, babe, chatter bait. If you're a cam guy and you like
that, go follow her at have faith in me babe, and on my
free cams. She's known as Faith Carter. Again. All these links are
going to be in the episode description below, so make sure you click them
and follow her and let her know, Hey, I really liked you on
this, or hey, thanks for really helping me pound my dick on a
Tuesday night, whatever it is. Faith, thank you very much for coming
on with us today. We really appreciate it. So let me jump right
in and ask you, how did you get your start in this industry?
I know when we started doing podcasting, there's definitely a level of anxiety that
comes in with putting yourself out there where you go, shit, I'm going
to be saying things that even my closest friends might not know, but that
is the only real way to get truth out of it. So how did
you get into the industry and when you did, what was going through your
mind in terms of did you have any anxiety? Was it all a thrill?
Was it what was it? Go ahead? You tell us. Okay,
So I feel like I've always kind of been an exhibitionist or like I
just enjoy almost like freaking people out sometimes with some of the things I do.
But I was a super anxious and shy kid growing up, and I
didn't really get over that until I turned eighteen, and even then I was
still super shy and anxious. But I started doing like sugar Daddy stuff when
I was eighteen. I just signed up for a website and then you just
get flooded with dms from guys. So I had one when I was in
college for about a year. It was okay. I kind of just did
it for the experience. It was like cool, fucking like a forty seven
year old. I was eighteen, and oh yeah, we did fun things.
He you know, give me money and stuff. So that was kind
of like getting into maybe like an alternative lifestyle. And then I started camming
after I dropped out of grad school in twenty eighteen on my free camps,
and I went under a different name. I'm not going to say it,
because I look really like Cringey and any other clips you could find online.
I just looked like way too young. It's weird. But I stopped doing
that because of our relationship. The guy was I was so weird. He
like ended up secretly watching me and telling me about it and then telling some
of my friends about it. And I should have just cooked up, to
be honest. So the first half of that now, was he watching you
again it through negative lenses? Was he just like, oh, was he
rage watching you? Because again, that seems like something that's kind of interesting,
But then running and telling your friends that's like a shitty thing to do.
Obviously. I don't know, man, that'd be kind of cool if
I was jacking off to my wife or something in secret and I told you,
like, hey, dude, she thinks I'm this fucking you know,
sissy boy cuckboy, But that's just who I pretend to be to her online.
Now we have the real relationship I always wanted, you know, like,
that'd be kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, So so again,
was he doing that in a negative? Was he like rage watching you?
Or he was curious about it and he was china to be judgmental, But
so when he was watching me, I was doing a bunch of dick radians
And so him hearing that over and over for like an hour, I think
that I probably got to him made him a little uncomfortable. He did jerk
off to me, He did tell me that, so great was he screaming
at you breaking up at the time? By the way, I did jerk
off to you, though, faith So I just want oh weird, Okay,
I mean I did glaze my knuckles, but at the same time,
like, you know, it wasn't cool because you were looking at all.
I don't get the insecurity of looking. Look, I understand the cock insecurity
of Hey, my chick's gonna go out and get plowed out by a bunch
of dudes. I will show my chick pictures of dicks all day and be
like, isn't this one better than mine? Look? How great this one
is? This one? Look how thick it is. Mine's only half of
it. I'd suck it. I'd suck on that thing. So it's really
like I understand the physical insecurity obviously, but camming. If my chick wanted
to cam, I don't give a fuck. Go on like do it and
to each their own whatever. I don't make judgments on that. But so
that clearly sounds like somebody. Now again, was there ever any considerable ration
that maybe you would stop doing that to be with this person or was it
like, no, this is my lifestyle and now I need to either find
somebody or not be with this guy. Whoever's going to come into my life
better be okay with my lifestyle type. Right, So he was like the
first guy I really loved, and so I stopped doing it because it made
him uncomfortable. But looking back, I really regret it because we're not together
anymore and we only lasted like a year and a half. But if I
had stayed doing that, I would be in a much different place right now,
probably, but that's I can't dwell on that. So yeah, once
we broke up, I kind of did some interesting jobs that I can't really
cam and have that job, like, I would basically get fired if anyone
ever found out about it. So I kind of take away from it for
a while, and then I came back to it last fall. One of
my friends, like he's like an internet friend, I'm an off friend,
and he helps me with like union Stewart things. One day he just said,
have you ever thought about just starting and only fans and quitting this job
that we both hate? And I was like, yeah, actually I have.
I used to cam. It was really fun. And then he started
asking me all about that, and then I was like reminiscing a lot,
and I kind of couldn't get it out of my head, and I decided
to get back into it this April, officially after a breakup. Okay,
all right, was that another breakup and was that also, I mean,
did you did that relationship know you were going to consider going back into this
or were you just kind of like wash my hands and relationships jumping back on
of exactly. Yeah, he had no clue. It was a he was
a really great person. It was extremely vanilla though, And I think I
just I really, like five years, I've noticed this about myself twenty thirteen,
twenty eighteen, twenty twenty three, I kind of end up doing something
really crazy with my life, and it's I mean, it's usually pretty beneficial
and it's really fun and exciting. So every five years I do something and
it's really entertaining. It's honestly, it feels like a hobby, like I'm
making money, but it's really fun. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead,
Shank, Sorry, No, I said that was cool. Where are you
saying? Oh, I was gonna just I was gonna insult you. I
was gonna say, Shane does that too every five years. But that's a
personality disorder. Let's be starting a new life and a new family in a
different town. Um, So, how far in the industry do you want
to go? How much do you want to push this? I mean,
do you have day dreams of being Anabella Danger type where you can cross over
and you know, have millions of followers and everything else. Are you looking
for enough money to just sustain stupid sustain yourself where it's like I could pay
my bills. I'm happy with this. Are you looking for a level of
fame with it? I think fame would overwhelm me. I'm already kind of
overwhelmed right now with the amount of fans I have and the interactions on a
daily basis, Like it's fun, but it's getting to the point where I'm
thinking about the people that were like in my dms my first week on Twitter
and only fans saying hey, I can manage you, Hey, I can
manage you, Like it's a lot of work. You don't want to do
this all by yourself. And I was like, oh, like you just
want my money to stop. But I don't know. I think I would
have to change significantly change how I operate my only fans if I were to
get more fame, ass or whatever. And then as far as where I
see myself going, I'm definitely taking it on a day to day basis.
I don't really like setting goals that seeing I feel like it would be unrealistic
to that I'll be famous someday. So I'm just enjoying. I mean,
having over a thousand people keeping up with me and jerking out to me.
Is that's a lot compared to the most people. So yeah, most people
are lucky to get one. Yeah, exactly. I've never even met a
person that's interested in me, so that's before I appreciate it. Thank you
so much, sweetie. Um okay, so all right, that sounds like
you don't want to set a mountaintop, But how about we find the next
plateau. Would you like to shoot for a major site or a mid tier
site? So I always classify it major sites to me, or browsers,
Reality Kings, Bangbros. Stuff like that. Those are your big tempole umbrellas,
lots of lights, everything looks great. The mid tier sites are the
ones where I kind of live. I enjoy though, something like a gloryhole
secrets dot com or like a private society dot com where maybe the lighting is
not so great. Occasionally a big name will roll through there and you know,
everyone's like, oh wow, they got this person. Um, do
you have any interest in working in the mid term area or is it like
straight. The next scene you want to do is you want to be in
the back of that bus. You're gonna be on the couch. That's that's
by the way, that's how Shane got to school. Yeah, I held
onto the back bumper and then yeah, that's how bad I botch that one.
It's not back of the bus, it would be the short bus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, I'm not good at this anyway.
Um, what is your so let's let's let's create a smaller plateau.
You know, I understand not wanting to go to the top of the mountain,
but um, are you in contact with any producers right now who are
gonna possibly get you a scene or anything like that. You don't have to
name names if you don't want not even like super Major. I did get
in touch with Nick. You're the one that mentioned him. Yeah, break
Playhouse, so we should have him on at some point. Shane. Nick
is a really cool guy, shoots out of Manhattan. He's actually shot with
a few different people we have interviewed before on Brand New Faces, which is
some of the girls small world. No offense to them. I didn't know
that they were going to go as deep into this as they did, and
good for them that they did. But um, he seems like a cool,
reliable guy. And I told Faith and it was funny you were already
in contact with him, right, Yeah, he had messaged me on sexy
jobs and I didn't even notice it because I get a lot of sam and
weird messages that I ignore. Sure, let me let me ask you to
jump back one second. So what's always fascinated at me is the sugar daddy
thing because I'm poor. But really, what's always kind of fascinated me is
you said you posted on there and your inbox was just full. How do
you then, I mean, is it a bidding war at that point?
How do you sess him out? Yeah? Is it? Is it?
Like, what's the lest least scary? Yeah? Yeah, what's pretty much
what's the best blend of I'm gonna make money off this? But also,
this guy won't kill me and leave my head in a fucking freezer. And
how did you come to that guy, the forty seven year old guy where
you were like, this is the best blend. So he just seemed kind
of like the most decent person out of all of the ones that interacted with,
and he was the most persistent and talking to me, not like,
you know, texted me every five minutes, but he was trying to get
to know me, and he there was like a lot of flattery. He
knew, yeah, he knew how to make me feel good about myself,
and he knew how to make me feel like unique and special. So I
kind of just ate all that up. And it was weird though. I'm
pretty sure he was secretly married and just wasn't telling me, and so that
was another reason why I ended it. Okay, so you did end it
then, is what you said? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I ended
it was just for my freshman year of college, and then this year I
got back into it, and I made the mistake of being like, oh,
he wants to take me on a date, Like, what the hell,
let's go on a date. And so we meet up and then I've
met some really weird dude and one guy, Oh it was really bad.
He I had known him for three weeks and he had written me like a
three page essay about me and my importance in his life and how he hasn't
felt this way about anyone in like decades. He wrote me poetry, and
then he would pictures from my like sugar Daddy profile page, and he would
copy and paste them into the poetry. So I ended that after three weeks
you were done vomiting. Yeah, it was. It was like funny at
first, but then like the more I reread the I say and really thought
about it, he was like, oh, this is just kind of creepy.
Yeah. It's like at first when you said it was an essay,
I thought it was going to be like he was telling you all the things
you need to change, or it was going to be some sort of like
during my summer vacation. Yeah, but but instead like, yeah, I
mean, I hate to say it sounds a little as burgery, but it
sounds like this person had no real way of communicating their emotions other than I
guess a list of feelings. Wouldn't your example of an essay also come off
a little aspergery, though I wouldn't write an essay. Here's an essay what
you need to change about yourself? Yeah, both of them are. Both
of them are. But I mean it's just like that, at at least
that one, that guy's like an asshole. So it's like, oh,
it makes sense, you know, It's like, um, Asperger's feel like
Isaac Newton, you know, like he said to have had Asperger's. People
couldn't stand the guy. They said he was a real fucking asshole to be
around. So that's one of the symptom criteria. I think, Oh,
okay, all right, we'll look an asshole. This is the only porn
podcast where you'll see a gorgeous girl naked, and here about Isaac Newton being
a prick. So here's a little game we play. It's called sack.
Okay. I don't know if you've heard it. I don't know if we
brought it up before to the listeners out there. We initially brought this up
to big professional porn stars and said, you know, what is something you
definitely would not take any amount of money to do? Inevitably, they all
said shit, or like I wouldn't fuck a dog, or like, well
it probably wouldn't blow a six year old. Yeah, we understand that if
you do say you would do any of those things, I probably have to
end this call or have to stop recording it, and we'll talk privately.
But so let me ask you, during your porn journey and moving forward and
everything else, is there anything else that is completely on your no list where
you'll go, I'm not really interested in touching that, doing that, performing
that type of thing, whatever it is. And then conversely, what is
something you are really just looking forward sliding off your chair to do and shoot?
Okay, so something I don't think I would ever do. I don't
know if I could handle being fisted. I haven't extremely like not to be
like I have a type pussy, but like sometimes I think there's something wrong
with me. It's hard to like, oh, if a dick is above
average, I'm just like in pain the whole time. So I can't even
imagine a fist going up there. Would that would take like twenty grand,
fifty grands something ridiculous? Okay, fair enough, Okay, Yeah, I
like the standard. I like that you have a realistic number though, because
like some people be like not even for a billion dollars or something, and
it's like, come on, dude, you couldn't do twenty minutes for billion
dollars. Come on, I'll let you DP fist me for a billion dollars
talking about it one of my mouth and one of my ASTs. I don't
Yeah, I'll let you. I'll let you act out that scene from the
idol with me for a billion dollars or you stick a knife in my mouth
and fuck it afterwards. Okay, So what is something you're super excited to
jump into it? Like the offer comes sue to you and you go you
be you know, no, you're cuter than that, Like you know you
wouldn't you don't You don't remind me at the monster from Insidious two. Okay,
the cross dressing Monster. Yeah, go ahead. I would always jump
at any opportunity to peg. It's a lot of fun. I really like
it, and I just want there to be more pegging part out there.
And I do a really good job at it. I'm proud of myself and
my confident and pegging so and also right, yeah, it's good to feel
confident about something like that. And I so I've always wanted to, like
do DP. I've never had the threesome. I've never found a guy that
is willing to have a sexual experience with another guy. And I really wanted
two guys. So yeah, so double penetration, three guys, four guys
that would really interest me, just for the experience to be like I had
a gang bang or finally DP. I think that's yeah, yeah, one
girl we interviewed on Brand New Faces, Ellie Murphy, recently shot with the
appropriately titled gang Bang Creampie dot Com. And it was funny because one of
the things we talked about, and I'm not accusing her of it being a
money issue. I'm gonna put it on that she grew as a performer and
evolved and everything else. But I believe, Shane, if you remember talking
to her, which I remember. Let's not throw any insults, but if
you remember talking to her, I think she was like a gang bang something
I would never Yeah, I believe. And she justified it too by saying
it was degrading, So I think she she had to change her heart.
Yeah, she grew, which is fine, totally cool, Which is to
say that maybe even for any amount of money, maybe you'll find some pretty
girl someday with the right size fist. Yeah what if it's a girl really
tiny hands? Oh wait, I guess we should ask Are you into girls
as well? Yeah? I am by, but I definitely lean more toward
men, but also just because men hit on me way more than women,
and then I'm like horrible with women. I like get sweaty and clam up
and yeah, us two. Yeah, so actually that's a really good point.
Some women have really tiny hands. I have massive hands. I couldn't
adust yourself. I could not know it would hurt. But yeah, like
a petite girl that especially like when they do that, like I don't know,
like they that's just kind of it's triangulating. Yeah. Yeah, that's
karate chopping. That's what I call it. Muscular dystrophy. Karate chopping is
what I like heard of that as that's getting my iPod or my AirPod from
the center contain damn it. Um Okay, all right, so yeah,
you never know, I mean, something come along. I think so many
new girls come into it and they have things on the no list, which
is again totally finally acceptable. What they don't realize is that when they do
get into the industry, you're working with like the best of the best at
doing this type of stuff. Not saying you don't understand that as well.
I just I can understand. You don't want some guy at the bar coming
back and going I'm jamming this fucker and yeah yeah yeah see. Um,
but you know, just always keep your mind open, is what I would
say. So you said you said gang bangs before you said you've never had
a threesome. Right, let me ask you because I'm a big fan personally
of gang bangs Um. But there's two types that we really talk about on
this show. We and and again no judgment on anyone that likes either of
them. Talk. It's simple, isn't it. It's like it's one.
The one is kind of like warship. Well, that's and that's what I'm
trying. That's I'm trying to come up with a name for it. I
like to call one rag doll a one goddess. Okay, okay, I
like I thought you were going to go a little more professional like objectify um
and then like idealize or devalue and then you know, Shane, do you
know who's listening to this right now? I assume a group of you know,
intelligent, diverse, well spoken adults, obviously rum you know, who
don't live in horrid squalor with their parents who have emotionally traumatized them for generations
past. So which do you prefer? The rag doll or the goddess one?
Now, rag doll, I would you know, I would say the
woman is more of a submissive in that role where she's kind of not violent
or anything like that we're talking about, but it's just, hey, you're
three holes that we're just going to use today, or do you prefer center
of attention? I want a guy here, I want a guy here,
Throw one in my hand, put one behind my ear, shit like that.
I don't know if I've ever actually watched like a Goddess gang bang,
so that's hard to visions. I've really only seen like the ones where they're
just being used, dicks in every hole in their hands. Whatever. You've
got to watch the Goddess ones, man, Like I think, Yeah,
it's like it's really about like the dicks, because like they get the worst
the worst for those ones. It's like the dicks come in, they just
pump a load real quick and then they move on to the other one.
But it's like at the end the end, like eventually, like there's that
casanova who comes in and like you know, he gets her there and it's
like, oh, finally, you know, the sun has risen and the
crops have come into harvest and like all the midsummer are you putting together here,
dude, I'm home down Ariaster. Yeah, I'm working on this.
I'm working on a movie for a twenty four A gang bang here, that's
good. Yeah, it's weird that you haven't, though, because I feel
like that's the first kind I ever saw. Like I obviously seem plenty of
the other, but I feel like the the other kind are pretty pretty popular.
Well, to answer your question, I would say the rag doll if
I'm having a gang bang, just like I want everything, I want it
wild, I want memorable, just use me. But I'm not normally a
submiss a per but I think in that instance, like fuck it, it
sounds fun. Let me ask you. So you're not normally some as a
person, But can you take me back and recount for me the first time
you pegged someone? Right? M uh no, I don't remember. I
blocked it out in my mind because they improperly anima and I've just doesn't really
stand out. Yeah, so I it's honestly more recent, like where I've
actually used like a dildos like butt plugs. I would use that and then
that counts as pegging, but like full on pegging that wasn't until this year
with my kind of X. But also we're seeing each other tomorrow, person
cool, he is, like really into it and it's great, and he
just I don't know, It's like I kind of felt like a natural,
Like I made him come in like three minutes doing it, and it was
like all hands free and I just like jerked his dick while I was fucking
him, and it was just like, it's really cool to make someone coming.
They're just like not even touching themselves. They're just like taking it and
I'm doing everything. I felt. Problem, that's interesting, Yeah, that's
I can't. I just can't put myself personally in that mindset. I'm just
too body conscious where I'd be like, ah, you're not gonna like anything
that's gonna happen. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and regret marrying me. I'm
gonna fucking hate myself. But hey, to each their own it. You
might be overtaken by the anal stimulation. I did this gay guy who told
me when he got sucked in the ass, he didn't want to reach around
um, like he didn't want anything touching his dick. He would come just
from getting fucked in the ass. And I was like, that's crazy.
He's like no, no, no, you can't help it, just because
it feels really good to get fucked in the ass, and then you let
a couple of girls fucking in the ass and you're like, oh no,
no, that works, Yeah, exactly great. What is your specialty?
If you were to name one, is it pegging? Now? Is that
your thing? Are you the Peg girl? You change your name to Peg?
That would be pretty cool. Give me something I could lean into.
This is boring, But what a lot of people say is they like,
how I just seem like a normal lady that is hot, and they,
you know, like see me on a bust on their commute or they'd see
me walking up the street, and I get that a lot. They're like,
I like how you're just a normal person, and yeah, they like
my personality. But that's just like camming, like you just kind of have
to constantly talking sure your personality. Sure, I haven't found my niche yet
or whatever you want to call it. And I'm kind of worried about going
down a path that I'm not totally passionate about because then it just would kind
of become about like the money at that point, and that's not entirely what
it's all about for me. So sure, let's say I understand you don't
want to be it's one fisting scene for fifty thousand dollars. That would be
pretty sweet. That could make your year. I almost just said, I
don't want to peg you into one corner, but you know, I don't
want to peg into one corner. But I mean, what is your or
even do you have do you have a sexual specialty? I mean, are
you like a throat goat? Are you fucking do you throw it back and
make it clapbody else? Yeah? Is there anything like that from rap nomenclature
that maybe you would uh yourself as I would say? I mean, I
really love anal like that could be my thing, but that's also really like
normal and mainstream and almost vanilla these days, like everyone likes anal but it
so I'm on two anti depressants and it's really really difficult to have an orgasm
and I almost always have to have like some type of anal stimulation to get
there. So it's kind of just like become my thing, and it does.
It just feels really good. It's true you need to get pegged.
Do you need to try it? I just I just I can't do it.
I will sure, I'll do it for you. Faith yeah, I'll
do that. Bring faith. Yeah, I'll tell my wife that too.
I'll get pegged with a fucking knife. Um. Okay, So what is
do you have performers? Let's cut this into the social media clip, ready,
Shane, Let's do it right here. I'll cut. I'll leave this
in the full episode, but i'll cut around it. Are there any performers
that you would really want to work with in the adult industry right now?
Okay, this is going to be embarrassing. Maybe. So I really like
Milts and I think, like, obviously this would never happen, but if
I could fuck anyone that's like a legend, it would be I would want
me to Hartly to fuck me. I just like she was like the first
porn star I saw, where like I remembered her name when I would watch,
and so it would just be kind of like Fulfillion in that way.
Yeah, it would be like a full circle. Yeah exactly. Sure.
Yeah, m hmmm. So you actually had her on recently Goth Charlotte.
I just yeah, she's just one of my favorite performers. Like I think
if I met her, I would die. Um, I don't know,
Like I don't even necessarily have to work with her. It would just be
cool to meet her. Ud be surreal she uh. Unfortunately she didn't retweet
us, which didn't love it. But what I will say is she is
on my mount rushmore of current of of of all time performers, she's the
only one that's currently still working. Um. I love how open she is
to try new things. I love her personality. She looks just like my
wife, which is pretty cool too because I can use that excuse around my
chick. Um and yeah, yeah, she's I see you in a lot
of the same way I see her in. So far from having those small
bit of discussion with it, you seem like a person that understands that this
is a job, Like you still want to have fun with it and stuff.
But am I wrong in this? You are a person that I think
is going to take the administrative side of this seriously when you really got it
up and ramping and good to go. You know, we have to have
consistent only fans updates. We need to have a schedule as far as my
camp, my free cams and chatter bait and whatever else goes. There are
so many new girls who come into this get a little bit of a jolt
at the beginning, make a little bit cash and go, well, that's
just consistent. I'm always going to make this. How seriously do you take
the business side of this? And do you plan on taking it even more
seriously or is there a level you reach where you go, yeah, this
is good. This is where I want to be. So the more seriously
I take it, the better I perform, you know, the higher up
in the percentage I get and all that. I'll use like a calendar to
you know, say, like when I'm camming and I need to have this
custom do by then, and I keep track of my UM subcounts daily,
I'll sit down and do the math of like how much should I make per
hour on this chatter Right show or this my free cam show? And sometimes
it's like ridiculous, Like one time I made one hundred and seventy dollars an
hour. Wow, and that's before taxes and stuff. But like when I
when I look at it, like that money yeah yeah. And then I
also just I'll have like a little whiteboard here's my wit before and I just
put um. I had like an interview with a porn producer. I wrote
a lot of what he said down and then over here I have like,
these are the customs that need to film, and like the customers, the
topics, the lengths, stuff like that, and I just like to have
it by me, so it's like I'm reminded of it and I don't forget
about it. Because when I first started out and I started getting a lot
of customer requests, I definitely dropped the ball. But now I've created a
way where I'm getting everyone the videos they want and it's kind of pretty well
getting a lot of returning customers. If I was personally managing a girl,
I would take you or not either of these numbers. You're a ten,
okay, I would take us six who was organized over at ten who wasn't
because to me, and it's the same thing with podcasting, I would take
you know, I wouldn't want to do a show with a guy who's a
million times funnier than Shane but shows up when he feels like showing up,
whereas Shane is very funny to me, makes me laugh, makes me smile,
and shows up thank you every week on time. You know. And
it sounds dumb, but the longer you grind at something and you stay in
people's consciousness. That word they're they're stupid heads. Yeah, and they're stupid
heads. H the you know, more consistent money you'll make from it.
So yeah, I don't know. I think you're really great. I think
you have a great head on your shoulders. That white board, I have
like six white boards posted house here. It's just making everything so much easier.
I just have a bunch of notebooks, like in the movie seven,
say in seven. Um, yeah, all right, so we gotta get
you in a scene with Nina Hartley. Now you could do a scene with
my wife if you like mils. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Cook you guys up afterwards. Send your Instagram or what is it? Twitter
or Twitter? I jeep all of it. Okay, Um, what are
you and Nina Hartley doing in this scene? Are you just like like just
scissoring? Are we like pegging some good looking dude? So I watched one
where I know, okay, so my mo mom is dead and I think
that has something to do with why like molts and I don't really want to
like think too hard about it, but there there was one where she was
like the stepmom to a girl that was growing up to college and she was
like, I just need to like show you some things. So when you're
at parties and you're with guys, like you know what to do and you're
not overwhelmed. So I think it would be cool to do like a stepmom
step daughter porn and she just has a strap on and she talks the hell
out of me. Here. There you go. That's cool, lad,
there you go. I like that to use the technical terminology. Yeah,
let me ask Let me ask you a personal question and if it's too much,
totally cool, can I ask what subject you were in grad school for?
Yes, I was it was like chemical engineering. Oh Jesus, I
was going to psychology. I was like, oh no, I could see
because she see because, like she said it herself, like what people like
about her is her her realism is the fact that she's a real person.
She's in reality. People who are into psychology are focused on the abstract chemistry.
It's concrete, it's fixed, it doesn't change, you know, it
has rules that you can systemize and learn and apply. That's for realistic people.
So what were you trying to do? Were you trying to make weapons
of mass destruction saren gas? What were we doing here? It was.
It was an environmental project. But so I went to school and I did
college and all of that to please my dad Daddio's shoes. I was like,
really book smart, really good at science and math. I got some
scholarships, went to a school in the South, and moved up to Idaho
to grad school. Didn't like it. I kind of realized, I'm like,
Okay, I'm not happy. My dad might be really proud of me,
but I'm not happy. So it's funny that you said psychology because next
fall I'm planning on starting an associates degree program to become a substance abuse counselor.
Which cool? Cool? I don't know, this might be too deep,
feel free not? Do you just have? Do you have people with
substance abuse problems in your life? Are you a sober person yourself? I've
talked about it on The Regular Show A long time ago. My brother twenty
years old died of a heroin overdose. So I understand on a personal level
how much of a problem it is. And let me just give you credit
for, you know, being a person that wants to enter into that,
because it's it is unforgiving. It is you know, you think you can
crack that code on a person and one bad day done, you know you're
right back to it. So good on you for that. Is that from
personal not even personalizing you? But is that from personal experiences in your life?
You know? Have you seen the downside of that? Or is this
just something you're very interested in tackling. It's definitely in my family. I've
dated addicts friends. This is so. My brother died in a overdose too,
and so this is like my only memorial tattoo. I hob who was
born in ninety three. It says ninety three till infinity. It's an album,
Souls of Mischief. But yeah, so that was really hard to deal
with, and I felt like I could have done a lot more. But
they're also like he whatever. My dad is a recovered alcoholic and a recovered
cocaine addict. My step mom before she died, she was addicted to meth
for her whole life. And then I have an X that was I actually
lived with him and he had a pretty bad heroine habit that he was really
good at hiding. But then I'm still friends with him. His snacks.
The last time I saw him, he was just openly smoking foton all right
in front of me, and that's it's hard because he doesn't want to help
himself. But I would love to help people that want to help themselves and
want to get better. And I have like a lot of empathy. I
have a lot of background being around addicts, and if I could help like
one person get sober or stay sober and lead about her life, then I
know it's corny, but like that's way more fulfilling than my current job.
It's weird, and you're doing it the right way. Yeah, we we
have a lot of connections. My dad who passed away last year actually in
a job accident. He was thirty, four years sober. My brother died
at twenty. He was born in ninety one. That's why I have a
blink one eighty two tattoo because eighteen plus two weeks twenty. That's a fucking
joke. That's okay to laugh about stuff like this because it makes you hide
the pain. Yeah. So yeah, I tell I get where you're coming
from. And part of why I do what we do here is just to
try and make people happy through the comedy show or through this. And you
know, I don't know that I have it in me to give back on
a level that you're trying to do, because I get so frustrated and sad
and it breaks me down emotionally to like even have those people around me,
you stay away. Maybe you recognize that you're broken, So how could you
help anyone else? I'm fucking perfectly fine. I'm not broken. I'm good.
Yeah, I think that's I know. I think because I wanted to
be a counselor too. I think for a while, but I think my
biggest thing is like I always kind of recognize, like how am I going
to give advice? Like I can learn the steps to take like off,
he's got this disorder, it's best to treat it this way. I can
learn how to talk to people and treat certain disorders and stuff like that,
But how am I going to feel if I don't have a handle on my
own emotions? You know? It's like like I don't think it's good for
a counselor to be just like dishing out advice that they're not themselves taking.
You know. So Like, um, I like if I had the discipline
and stuff, maybe i'd go back to school, But I don't know if
I could actually allow myself to go into that career, because I feel like
I'd be giving people all this advice and then I'd go home and just like
I'd be like putting holes in my walls and shit. You know it's possible.
That's a lot more people than you think, though, too, Like
a lot of psychologists go to see psychologists themselves. You know, that doesn't
mean they're fucking unstable. All right, let's bounce it back to something sexy
here, Shane ask your question that you, dude, I think mental instability
is one of the hottest things. Dude, crazy chicks fucking yeah, Well,
I mean my track record, Yeah, I would agree with that as
well. Yeah, it had lexapro that's solid. I think my chin was
lithium at one point. So damn, who's winning? Now, who's the
crazy? Oh who's taken the element that comes out of the sun. Yeah,
isn't lithium just heavy or helium? I think it is? Dude?
What are you? Oh? Yeah, she's a smart person going, what's
it? What is your acoust Yes, smart girl? What is lithium?
I could only think of like, well, I've taken it like lithium by
carbonate. Just well, that's lithium with other shit in there. I guess
a carbon or two. I don't know if you could take like elemental lithium.
It has to be paired with something. One time I tried to drink
elemental mercury made me real sad,