M okay. Oh my gosh, Hi you guys. Welcome to Lori Kane
after dark. How's it going? How are we looking? Do we look
fresh today? I don't. I do you feel fresh? I feel like
I've beeny run over by its track? Ye, it's same, same,
same thing. But we'll tell you why in a minute. Um. Anyway,
we just lets say thank you for tuning in. It's the day before
the fourth of July, so I mean some of you have the day off.
We're just great. Some of you may have worked like Brian worked,
Eric worked, and wort Guess who worked the guess the worst hours? Me,
it's it's worse. It's um Rimmer. Wait, wait, you can't
just talk. You can't just talk to somebody when you are talking to YouTube
both. Sorry, I'm having chats with It's it's m His last name is
Rimmer. Yes, and it's true. It's not. It's not a joke.
His last name is Rimmor. It is okay, so a thank you,
firewife. Anyway, if Laura was wearing this shirt, it would look
like she was eating a school bus. We got in trouble last time we
talked about something like that. So Ever, one of our first podcasts?
Was that one of our shining moments? I wore this in tribute you I
did. Oh my god, I don't want to remember that because I remember
people called me and friends called me and say, you really should take that
podcast down. It was just too vulgar. Oh my god. Oh that's
terrible. So we've calmed down since them. But anyway, way down,
what are you guys happy for the July? Oh my god, Leslie,
do you guys have any plans for do we do? We? Okay,
stop, let me stop. I want to tell you. This is giving
me a d D. Let me tell you then stop it. I'm going
to take it away from you. The Instagram, he goes crazy. I
know I do. He's saying hi to everybody on YouTube. That's fair Hi
for the people watching after the fact, they have no idea what Hi?
Everybody? Okay, no, let I got to bed last night at eleven
forty five. I probably fell asleep at like twelve fifteen. I woke up
at four fifteen because I had to go to work at five, and I
worked till ten, very hectic traffic schedule. Then I came home, did
something, didn't take a nap, worked again from three to six, raised
home set up the podcast. Now I'm here. I haven't taken a shower
today, I haven't washed my hair in three days, and gross, I
get away from me like the grossest thing that's ever walked the face of the
earth. But we will not let this stop us a podcast for you,
guys, because we love you guys, and we will be here for you
because we don't take days off. We don't do that. Laura, you're
moderately crushing it. What does that mean? You're crushing it? I just
changed it to moderately. Oh well, whatever that means. You're already annoying
me because I am tired, and when I'm tired, erics me for severe.
I annoy you even when you're not tired. Well, yeah, that's
true anyway. But you had to work today. Yes, you had a
full day, Brian, You'd to work all day to day. Uh no,
not all days a little bit lighter. But you didn't get a four
day weekend, is what I'm saying, which is a lot of people did.
Because I do traffic, and uh, the road rays were very calm.
In fact, there's one station where I need it needs to be exactly
thirty nine seconds long. You know how hard it is to make up traffic
for you. There's nothing going on. Were you like traffic traveling at an
alarmingly slow great, I just talk about well, I always thrown the board
away. There's there's always that eight o five. That would have been exciting
if that would have happened today. But nothing like that. You would have
You would have swung by and picked up and tried to reupholster it about that
damn sofa the whole entire morning. But it's not easy. But anyway,
whenever we're here, we're happy. Thank you for joining us, and we
have a lot to talk about, including my Marcy, my project. Oh
I don't even want to now I'm excitedul. I need to ask Brian,
do you have the twenty dollars crisp twenty dollars? In No, I don't
have a bill, but I have access to twenty buds. Well then,
mo, now that is not a good theater. It would have been better.
Who's you know what I could be giving you the twenty dollars. Yeah,
maybe, but the chair has been worked on. I'm just gonna put
it that way. It's right now covered now it's covered also if it's a
shoddy job, I'm not giving twenty. I understand that maybe when I was
doing this last night at eleven with exactly three eye items glue spray, a
glue gun, and scissors. If I sit on it and it falls apart
or hips, I'm not gonna say a word. I'm gonna let you be
the judge, but but do not be You gotta give me a little bit
of okay where credit is okay, thank you, Like I don't want you
to like see like a seam, like one tiny scene that Mike so good,
anybody I don't think they'll be in he seems to you use glue.
Just wait, just wait, it's covered right now. But you guys,
when it's time to talk about it, we'll move the camera, we'll move
the phone and see you can see the finished job. Now if you don't
know what we're talking about. A friend of mine said you should play a
joke. I'm the boys and say that this chair that my daughter has had
in her room for three years, this fuzzy chair that they say looks like
a urinal, but it's from pottery barn. But it was kind old and
shabby, shitty. Um she goes play a joke on them and say that
you bought it for some like crazy amount. So I did. They freaked
out because I said I bought it for two hundred bucks. She actually gave
it to me. But then I said, wait, I will recover that
thing, and you guys won't even recognize it, And Brian says, oh
no, you won't not And then then I bet you twenty dollars. I
bet you twenty dollars. You can't do it. It doesn't matter just to
put out there, it doesn't matter what you do with it. I still
wouldn't buy it. You can't say that yet. Oh yeah, my girlfriend
Jodie friends just hopped on. That's my girlfriend, my girlfriend. You steal
all my girlfriends. But anyway, hid hi girlfriend. Now look, let's
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do we have music while we go into host chat, Brian, I'm not
sure I think of this. I feel like this needs music. I feel
like this needs I got done, Bill, but we don't have that.
You just did it, all right, I'll do it again, and hey,
not till you see the finished product. Now. Well, is gonna
be a little difficult because i't when I need to take the phone, which
is Instagram Live. Yes, and we're gonna need to take the camera which
points at Brian over to the chair. This is my host chet Lisa bout
a badge, Thank you so free real quick, let's do Eric's host chat
first. All right, we'll do that first. Okay, okay, okay,
let's do that. Are you are you good with that? Yes?
I am all right here I'll do I'll do the same thing for you.
Ready, Yes, done? Done? Done? Done? Please done?
You should probably do. Is there a tune called jeromes can Suck an even
bigger bag of dicks? Oh? No, wait, Eric, I've been
thinking about that. Can we do like a death dirt? No? Stop,
I think you need I think we need to maybe calm down about it.
Because there's the thing called well no this is true that well do you
have you approve of all these allegas? Yes? Would you like to see
my phone? You're yes? Euro Ampire. Lovely Day would have been a
great song. That's how. That's how we started the Jess and Jerry Show
every morning. And I love that people remember that song for our show.
But no, that's not going to happen for either of our host chat,
thank goodness. It's not. Come on, Eileen and I don't get it.
Lovely Day is a much better song, oh, because come on,
Eileen is not. I hate that song. Oh okay, okay, I'm
good. Oh God, Now when you hear it eight billion times in your
lifetime. Okay, so go for it. What's going on? Oh my
god? What could possibly have made you angry? Again? You would not
believe this? So by the second half of my couch Okay, let's stop.
Yeah. Eric has had half a couch for having many months now,
since April okay, April twenty ninth, by that half of a couch.
Before Able twenty ninth, I had no couch. He's just been waiting for
the chase part of it, that the little l part. Yes, since
April twenty ninth, I've had just a two cushions and a huge hole anyway,
yes, true, Okay, so now we're getting an update on that.
Yes, So I happen to think on Friday. Oh, next week
is the first week group July. My god, that's right, it's supposed
to be here. Well, I hadn't heard anything because July seemed so far
away. Yeah, and now it's here. And now it's here. So
since April twenty ninth, I've been told the couch will be there the first
week of July. Fingers. So that means this week, yes, by
the seven Oh my god, so the weekend, yes, so very excited.
Did they call you to tell you that, or did you call them
and say, hey, what's up. This was in my rant with them
when I got half a couch and they ordered the piece. So this was
a little while ago. They told you the first of July. Our first
week of July. Okay. So I've been waiting with peated breath to lay
on my chase with a blanket like you and fall asleep watching ninety Day Fiance.
Oh my god, that couch is so comfortable. The two cushions.
We have been able to sit one only until you slide off into the hole
right, because there's nothing to support it. So, um, I hadn't
heard anything. So on Friday I decided to call, and I was told,
oh, I'm sorry, mister Mber, there's been another delay. Wait
wait, wait wait you called on Friday. Called on Friday. Holy mother
of God, I can't even imagine how red your face was so must have
come out of your ears. Oh it was, But surprisingly my vocal tone
was like this, It was very chill. Okay. So the woman says,
oh, yes, um, well it's been it's been delayed until July
twenty ninth. And I said, I want you to schedule this couch for
a pickup. I'm done, and she started a panic, and I said,
I want to talk to the manager. Who's now we know there actually
is a manager, yes, who I had been working with, who assured
me that it would be here by the seventh or eight. Oh my god,
not the latest. So I said, I had his email, but
I was so all I could see was read. I couldn't even see anything.
I just wanted to I thought my head was going to blow right off.
So I immediately emailed the manager and I said, I need you to
call me right now. I once had to call only to receive bad news.
Schedule the couch for a pickup, and you need to call me immediately.
Within a couple of minutes, my phone rings and he's like, uh
yeah, mister Rum, Yeah you know I talked to you. Oh he
doesn't remember talking to you. Yeah, So I said, yes, you
did. You talked to me on the first week of May. I think
it was May six or seventh. I said, I came down to the
store, I had a conversation with you. I showed you a picture of
what was sitting in my living room. Oh yeah, Tim was handling that
for you. Right, And I said, nope, don't know, Tim
I dealt with you. I said, so you don't remember our conversation at
all. He's like, so, did we pick up the couch? I
said, nope, still sitting in my living room. So while we were
talking, I emailed him a picture of the couch of my couch and I
said, you might want to check your email again and he looks, he
goes, oh, yeah, I remember you. So I said, I
was just informed that my couch is now going to be happen three weeks delayed
again. And I said, this is completely unacceptable. I'm going to go
look for a new couch, come and get it. And he said,
well, it was a special order and I said nope, that's not going
to fly. I said, I've been waiting for this special order now for
seven months. That is unacceptable. That is totally out of lived in my
new home since February. You know, you have fallen through the cracks somehow.
Yeah, and he said, we are so embarrassed. We have we
never have this happen. And I said, well, that's actually not true,
because I have twelve pages of complaints just this year of this happening.
Goes well, not with special orders. They're usually one hundred percent, right,
And I said, no, they're not. And he goes, well,
I've never seen anything like this. So he said, let me call
my higher ups and I'll call you back. And I said, would that
be today or is that going to be three weeks from now? He said
no, it will be in thirty minutes. So he called me back and
he said, we are going to pay. We are going to reimburse you
for the rest of the couch. So now the entire couch, the entire
couch. He said, it will be here before that date. He said,
we've expertite. They were giving like the worst case scenario. Okay,
and he's I said, what happens if it's not here by the twenty first?
And he said, then we will refund everything else that you had on
your order. Oh so, so are you kind of hoping now that it
doesn't know? I want my cow okay, okay, So I am going
to look for another couch though this week, just on the chance that but
there is a chance. Okay, how many how many items did you buy
originally from the store. I bought four, So there is a chance that
they can you will be you will have all those four things or three things
free. Well, one of them I've already returned because it was so I
have one of those really expensive mattresses that I bought that conforms to you,
and it's a cooling because I sleep very hot. And the salesperson, who
I also skewered I was, He's like, well, i'll have so and
so call you Bill, and I said, nope, he's useless. He
has not reached out to me at all at all. So he said,
well, you can just deal with me then, and I was like,
that's fine. But I had to return that because I said the first night
that I put it on, I woke up at four o'clock in the morning
melting. I'm like, why am I so hot? And I thought maybe
they left like plastic on the mattress. Oh no, only to look at
the tag and it was one hundred percent polyester. Oh my god. And
so they said, well, we don't take that mattress pad. Sorry,
and I was like, it's a three hundred dollar mattress pad. You're taking
it back? So they did. They Okay, I'm yeah, this isn't
this is too much. Yeah, tell me about it. So you're gonna
continue to wait. You're gonna you're gonna take this guy's word and you're gonna
wait till the end of July, and then you're gonna say, said money
back. Yeah, they said it could be here even sooner and give me
the money for the things that I did keep. Yeah, damn, Eric,
you felt you literally fell through the cracks on this one. I know,
I mean you would. You probably would have never gotten. You're probably
never gonna get that. Probably not. When are you going to look for
a new couch? I'm going on Thursday to look for a new couch.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to I don't know, No, hell no,
they can suck a bag of dicks. Hey, oh my god, that's
what I think. We can't say stuff like that, Oh I can.
Okay, Okay, this is all Eric Rimmer. Eric R I M M
E R M B R Y A N. Jones with like a free couch.
Yeah, and if I get one, I'll make Eric shut up.
Okay, you can have mine, Okay, you can, only there's only
two there's only two cushions on it. And then just give you the numbers
to get the rest of it. Now, I think that before I think
I need to go last in my host chot because Brian has a host chat
this time because he has seen something that I'm very curious about and I this
one is Lisa, this one over here, Brian producer. Brian is like
the biggest Indiana Jones fan. But you love it, that's true. Maybe
not the biggest, but you really love you love Indiana Jones, the older
ones. Yes, and now there's this new one. Yep. Now how's
it open yet? Or is it just a previews? No? Um,
it does? It started? It premiered on I want to say, Thursday
night. I saw it Saturday night. Okay, it was dog shit it
see the previews just looked terrible. I want to say, if you're not
Indiana Jones fan, it's probably a fine movie. And it's actually not Harrison
Ford. That's the problem. Even though he's eighty, he does he's really
good for an eighty year old guy. Um, the rest of it just
sucks. It just looked. The story is not good. The first twenty
minutes are actually really good, and then the rest of it it's just not
good. But not even the director's fault. James Magel directed it. He
did like Logan and Ford versus Ferrari and those are fantastic movies. Um,
it's it's really just the story. It's not good. God. Well,
so at the end you were just like wamp wampa. Oh well, I
was pretty disappointed. I know a lot of people like it, and that's
fine. It just what were you hoping for. I was hoping for at
least something that felt like an Indiana Jones movie, and it doesn't even feel
like that. I don't even know. It's probably a fine action movie,
like good action. Are they still kind of like in far off lands,
like looking at artifacts and stuff like that. But Indiana Jones is really good
at stringing together these intense action scenes like Rare's Lost Dark had like them in
the Well of Souls and they jump straight into like a fight where they blow
up a plane and they go straight into like this long car chase. Temple
Doom had a bunch of that. Last Crusade had a bunch of that,
and this one the third act of the movie, nothing happens, and Indiana
Jones just watches everything happen like you literally just watch like there's no big cool
finale, like it's just a series of events that happened that he kind of
watches and go, wow, that's crazy. Oh my god, were you
when you sat down and it was the movie is about to starve? It
was your heart like pitter patter kind of. I was. I was expecting
to be disappointed. But I heard some people say they thought it was better
than the fourth one, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which wasn't great.
Four of them. I didn't even know that fifth, but I don't even
think it was better than that. So it was. It was so if
you're not a huge Indiana Jones fan, it's a fine movie. Probably.
Oh and okay, it's long. It's really long. It's two half hour.
Yeah, that's what I heard. And some of the I love good
action scenes, and I love long action scenes. These are way too long.
These drag out and they're okay. They're not bad. It's not a
terrible movie. It's just a pretty it's a pretty terrible Indiana Jones movie.
You know what movies I can't deal with? Or like The Fascinating Furious,
like all those cars, the good things. I like cars, The Fast
and Furious a little ridiculous. Oh no, I can't wait for eleven or
twelve. Oh, I after six. They all are Oh my god,
I can't wait. Okay, and I can't wait for the new mission impossible.
Oh, guess that I can't wait for either. Those are like the
best action movie. Oh yeah, this day Tom Cruise is still in the
Yes. Different. Guess what I watched the other night? Um, okay,
is it a movie a TV show? We all saw it, so
I've already seen it. Yes, Evil Dead Rise. Oh, oh it
was good. I watched it again. Was it better the second time?
Yeah? Yeah, I would think it would be. Yeah, it was
good. I saw an Israel Max. I've been mean to watch it again.
Yeah, it was good. Not a fan. It wasn't so loud
when we saw in the theater. It was just really loud. Yeah,
and I appreciated how in my face it was. At the same time,
I was like, oh, it could definitely be turned it so it was
a little more enjoyable. I had so much fune with the two of you,
but right, it was much better not you were all alone watching it.
I was okay, yes, all right, now, this my host
Chat's going to take some maneuvering, finagling. I want to show you.
Okay, I'm gonna bring the phone, which is on Instagram Live. I'm
gonna bring you with me to the chair which is now covered with a sheet.
And then Brian is now moving the camera on YouTube so you can see
the chair. So here we go. I'm gonna use that microphone. Here
we go, kit get ready. I'm anticipating this chair to be ugly.
I mean, okay, yeah, yep. Here is the chair in question
right here. It's covered with a leopard print sheet. I started on it
yesterday. You waited till the last day to get this time. Well,
let me just know. I bought the material like three days ago, and
I sat there for two days and I just had things to do. And
then I was like, oh crap, Brian, damn it. I am
not going to give this twenty two year old punk my twenty dollar bill.
Okay. So I worked all night, all night, glue, spray,
glue, glue, gun, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. There
was so much crap all over the floors, all over my fingernails, my
hair, everything, the dog. It was a mess. So I cleaned
it all up. Let me show you real quick what the what the material
looked like beforehand okay, hold on, Oh boy, Jesus came, Oh
hold on, I just ruin something. I hope not. So this needs
to be seen because it is so bad. This was the material beforehand.
See how like Shaggy It wasn't like a fourteen year old through for three years.
Ready you guys ready, I don't know, wait, ready to get
some twenty bucks. I'm kind of disappointed that I'm going to be being venmode.
I wanted the cash. But that's okay, Well, don't get ahead
of yourself. Okay, So Eric, hold this, pointed to me,
pointed souring. Okay, here it is right here. Okay, ready,
here we go. Da da da da da da da da da. Thank
you. What's on the back? They're a pillow. Now the back of
the chair. You're an old cake. Okay, but first of all,
let's take a look at the front. Okay. I'm I'm moderately impressed.
Okay, uh huh nice sure, but material. Okay, Now let's look
at the bat. When can we get it out of your house? Saying
no, it's not Who am I gonna sell this too? Actually looks better?
Are you probably? Okay? Wait? Let me move it? Hold
on? Not as good but not too bad. There's some big, big
folds in that. Well. Look look, hey, hey, it looks
like like, oh, like a moldy orange that's been sliced up. And
give me that phone. Give me that phone right now. Look at this,
Look at this. This I did. This is not that bad considering
I used scissors, glue and a glue gun because I can see a bunch
of knots in the fabric. Oh my god, you know what? Oh
my god, you guys. Okay, Jody French is impressed. I knew
people impressed. It's not terrible, it's not okay. So it's I'm ill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want I won. Oh
my god. The back is rough. The back was hard. The back
was hard. I had to take it in panels and the panels didn't Oh
and then I ran out of fabric. So there's this whole thing right here.
I was like, what is that? How you draw attention to it?
I'm no longer willing to pay twenty I look as you can do that?
And then it like it just fell out of it. No, you
cannot twenty dollars. Okay, but after this, I have to sit in
it and if it, if it doesn't get ruined, then I'll then we'll
be my guest. I'll do it later, do it right now. I
want you sit in this right now. And it is very comfortable, and
I think I'm keeping it. It doesn't look so much like the urinal anymore,
or does it it? Yeah, with the pillow in it, it
looked like it looked like ain. Ok, with a urinal. Okay,
well you're too big for it. No, but feel the bottom of it.
The bottom of it looks good. Oh god, now the dog,
oh my god? Oh wow. But but Brian, okay, okay,
wow, I what are your thoughts? What are your thoughts? I'm well,
and it's it's kind of um like a mullet. What do you mean?
I'm it's clean in the front and it's a hot mess in the back.
Are you guys just a little bit impressed that I did the three ingredients?
Pretty impressed? Yeah, that's all I want to know. It's all
I want to hear. Very a little. I'm a little impressed. I'm
very impressed. A little too, almost a lot. I knew you wouldn't
be, but you know what you wouldn't be if this looks perfect? Anyway?
It was I am, no, I want it. I don't want
him on this series. Tall enough. Oh my god, let me go
back to my seat. I am, I am, go back to your
seat. I'm impressed by the front, I'll give you that. Yeah,
that's about it though. Like you, I'm really impressed with your front.
Yeah, and the back is just barely holding it together. It's kind of
like when you put those tapins in your hair and you looked great from the
front and then the back it was not so basically just like a pottery barn
chair. Just like that, you are your I will always be me.
I will always be you will be and that's what we love. I will
not be perfect, but that's what we love. That's what I stayed of
all my doing just so I'm worth it. I don't feel a sting of
defeat here. So I'm just wondering for you, is the sting of Is
the pride of victory really worth being of? All night before I pulling like
an all day shift. You know that's probably a no. Okay, Um,
well, I was supposed to take a nap today. In between my
shifts, I had to finish the back. That's probably why the back is
so bad. But um no, I actually like doing projects and stuff.
It's kind of fun. But you know how much money? Fucking how much?
God? Please don't say above two hundred? Oh okay, So I
had to go back twice to Joanne's for fabric. So that was forty and
forty yards? Take one, two, three, four, five? Only
five? Are you that only took five yards? Yes? I can count
five yards from here. That's why I ran out. And I had to
slice the one in the in the back. Then I had to buy the
glue, the glue gun, and I bought a stable gun, but it
wouldn't staple to anything. So if I pull on any of these just a
little bit too hard, it's gonna fall apart, probably for sure. Yes,
oh god, I don't know if that's worth twenty bucks. Too bad.
You can't take it back, you can, money has exchanged hands.
Yeah, get your phone out, Oh boy, I want to hear that
you on my phone right now, okay, right after, right before you
pay me for today. I'm not paying you. You are what oh you
mean for working work here? All right? All right, then I'll take
it off. I'll take it off, all right, all right, all
right, kay, I'm gonna use you to pay me twenty more. And
that's just because you don't pull enough way around here. Okay, ouch,
I'm kidding anyway. So there's the chair. I don't know whatever this kind
it is. I am impressed all things. I appreciate it. Thank you.
It was a lot. It's our new backdrop, mark right to you
like it? Yes, and we have a new backdrop too. So things
are you know, things are cooking, Things are always cooking. Things are
always happening at Lorne after all. Right, So now we have some show
bus news, some Daily Dirt, some Double d which I found out something
today which was shot the heck, I'm going to talk about it. I'm
gonna all actual hell is going all everybody in Hollywood is turning into a lesbian.
That's there's nothing wrong with that, No, but just a little I
just found I find it just um kind of shocking, just considering the kind
of woman she seemed to be. Ooh you're talking about Oh you'll see.
I wonder sometimes if there's like I don't want to say, like societal pressure,
but there's definitely like a environmental influence on that, because sometimes I notice
it's like particular pockets that just explodes in you mean like same sex couple type
of things, like or going from a man to a woman, for example.
It happens way more in LA than it does like bisexuality. Yeah,
maybe a little bit. I just wonder if there's like outside influence on that,
but not just you know, hey, maybe this person fell in love.
You fall in love with the person, whether it be a man or
a woman. I'm going to talk about it. Margaret says. She loves
lesbians. I love lesbians. I know I love lesbians too, all right
now, yes, let's just why don't we just lead with that, because
dang we are I thought it was I didn't think it was real. Who
So Kyle Richards from the Housewives of Beverly Hills. She was in the original
Halloween. She played Jamie Lee Curtis, the little girl that Jamie Lee Curtis
was babysitting sister of Kim Richards from, and then she was in the reboot
as well. Yes, she is in the reboot Kyle Richards. Who did
she play in the reboot? She played a bar owner. I think,
oh okay, yeah, dark hair, yeah, oh okay, yeah,
the dark haired one guy that one sister to Kim Richards who was in Escape
Witch Mountain. He has no idea what that is. Which one does.
She played the little girl in st Twitch. Oh, now that is a
reference. I get the original Witch Mountain, Escaped to Witch Mountain, Yes,
a great movie by the way, and then in the Return to Witch
Mountain with Betty Davis. Um. So, she and her husband Maurice Ceo
Manski, who owns the Big real estate company and has a show on Netflix
with their daughter splitting after twenty seven years. Now, the interesting thing is
that it's been rumored, allegedly that she has taken up with a country singer
named Morgan Wade. And if you've watched The Housewives, Morgan's a little different
than Kyle's normal circle. She's heavily tattooed, like from the chin down.
What is the age difference do you think? I think Morgan is probably I'm
not sure what her agents, but I'm gonna say maybe ten years younger.
Okay. They met in twenty twenty two and now they have matching I believe
it's heart tattoos. Oh god, that's the kiss of death. Yes,
so um and now they're suddenly getting a divorce well her that Mauricio Mauricio yes,
wow did he? Yes, Juliere cheating at accusations about their hand There
had been he they had been battling uh infidelity rumors for a while now that
he had that he had cheated and they denied it. And I remember how
like she's she's twenty eight and Kyle is fifty four. Thank you, Linda.
Um yes, wow, wow? Well you know what Okay, look,
not only sorry sorry to interrupt. Not only is of us on the
white shirt or chair, he's he is like wiping his paws. I just
want to say, if at any time when he's doing that, it rips
upthing, the fabric, if you're if you're if you're cold, you can't
hold up to your little like five pound dogs. I get off that chaired
dog. I know, go Kyle, Hey, get a dick. Have
you seen Kyle recently? She doesn't even look like she's had so much plastic
surgery. Looks super pretty, but she doesn't look like Kyle Richards anymore.
No, that kind of makes me sad. Yeah, it's um so the
when that happens to me, it's not going to happen to me. No,
I'm gonna make sure that. So this is the two of them,
Well, it's kind of you can't really see what she They both have sunglasses,
but she's very heavily tattooed in the neck. Looks very pretty. Yeah
partner, Yeah, well allegedly. Oh yeah, well what's it's not confirmed
that she's a lesbian, not yet, not yet. These are the rumors
floating around. Just today started right or yesterday, I don't know. Yeah,
I just found out today. Just came out today to a man,
right, yes, for twenty seven years and she has like four kids.
Yeah, probably a real dick. Then she switched to women. Oh my
god. They seemed like on the Housewives, like the most perfect couple.
They had everything going on. They had these beautiful house, they have all
these parties and blah blah blah, they loved each other blah blah blah.
Oh my god. Always seems to happen that way. So I'm sweating bullets
right now. By the way, I have a little update on vanderpump rules.
Who bring it? Ring it? I got a little info straight from
a source that I cannot I've been told I cannot reveal. Oh I love
this kind of stuff. Raquel or Rachel is returning to Vendorpump Rules to show.
They've already started shooting, and Charlie is now going to be full time.
She's a full time player. I'm not sure how I feel about her
yet. I'm not sure how I feel about her yet either. Um,
and then I guess she seems like he tries too hard. Yeah so,
but um, I guess what everybody is really interested in is that if you
notice, Raquel has not said a word about anything, like except for on
the final little blip of the reunion when she really revealed all these things,
when she finally showed some emotion. Yeah, um, she has been radio
silent. Well, everybody, she's been in like some rehab somewhere or like
some allegedly and then she was diagnosed as like on the spectrum or whatever.
We'll see. Well, they're smart to keep I mean, it's good TV,
it is, yes, But is she smart for doing it? Do
you think she should just go die? Not die? We die? I
mean, but no, Bravo knows what they're doing. I'm telling you,
man like having her back on there, so many people are going to tune
in a watch. Well, Arian is probably coming back is Tom who knows
they've got to have all those players back. I mean it would be they're
going to offer them so much more for the drama. So I heard that
right now they make um a about what was it that they told me each
episode? Yeah, it's not much. I know. Yeah, you'd think
that they would make like reality TV stars don't make a whole lot each episode.
No, they make a lot. Lesson you think they do? They
do? It was it was a lot. Oh, thank you for buying
a badge Wednesday Wednesday. Um yeah, it's it's surprisingly much lower than you'd
think. In half of it goes to taxes, so and then a lot
of them have agents and stuff like that, so then you've got to figure
more goes to them. Yeah. So well I heard that that you get
that you don't get paid like every other week like a regular job, Like
you get paid one lump song like in six months or something, so you
can't rely on that money. Like well, as much as they shoot,
I mean they they shoot quite a f episode says they're all going to be
making a hell of a lot. Oh yeah, this was very well play.
It was the best reality show ending ever. Yeah, it was awesome.
Um Madonna, who is sixty four, was found unresponsive in her New
York home by her publicist. She had a bacterial affection and she had been
battling a fever for over a month. So her tour was, I believe,
supposed to start in two weeks July fifteenth, I think in Vancouver,
and it's been indefinitely postponed. So if you have tickets to her celebration tour,
I'm sure you can get refunded if you need to, because they don't
know, um, like eight thousand dollars. They were so expensive. I've
seen her every tour she's ever done, and I wanted to see this one,
but the tickets were so expensive. I was like, not a chip?
Well was she even? She wasn't going to come to know? She
was coming to Staples or whatever it's called now, Bitcoin or whatever that the
arena's called. And so I was hoping that the ticket prices would come down,
but I thought there they were astronomical. Can I tell you a fund
Madonna's story? Yes, Okay, so back in the day when I worked
with the Jeff and jar Show, this is like at the height of our
popularity. It's probably two thousand three, maybe two thousand and two, two
thousand and three, and we had a chance, four girls who worked at
the station to fly on a private jet through the record label to Vegas to
sit in the front row of her concert. And they took us out to
dinner beforehand and everything. We sat in the front row. It was the
one. I forgot the name of which one it was, but it was
spectacular. Was that the MGM. It was great. She throws her water
bottle out. I catch it. I have Madonna's DNA. She had been
drinking out of it, right I hold I held it. I held it.
I was like, oh my god, this is Madonna's this is crazy,
Like I have chills right now. I left it in the bar.
That is the most Laura Canesta, for sure. I like, where's the
bottle, where's the oh man I left in the tower or wherever the heck?
Um? Of course they did. It didn't say Madonna's water bottle on
it. That was back in my drinking day. So you gotta give me
a break. Oh yeah, I give you a break. I simply forgot.
Yeah. But they said that she today, that she's um. They
got her talking and responsive, so M. But I guess she can't get
out of bed. She's so now that they're thinking that they don't know if
the tour is gonna happen. What I know, this is a stupid question,
probably, but what is a bacterial infection? Like? How do you?
How does one get it? They said it, Um, I was
watching a thing online yesterday or the day before and they said it could have
been stressed, like she could have got something because they said she had been
battling a fever for about a month and it just got worse and worse and
worse. And because she was so busy with rehearsals and everything, she just
didn't take care of herself. True. Oh my gosh. So we're wishing
her a speedy recovery. Um, that's a thank god someone was there or
who knows what would have happened? Is it? Did you say Rosie o'donoff
found her? No? I think it was her publicist. Oh are they
still friends? I don't know. I don't know why this matters. I'll
call her an ask her. Okay, thank you. You would have Madonna's
number two and you would keep it from us? You would you would not
call her and have her on the podcast? Because you'd be you'd be too
cool. You know. I also have a Madonna story. What is that?
I want to know? When I was modeling, I was in LA
and a friend of mine said, that's how I met share same friend,
I got to go to a photo shoot she was doing and met her and
she was I was thought I was going to wet my pants. I was
so excited and she was just so lovely. But that same week he said,
hey, Madonna and Prince were when Like a Prayer came out. They
were they were going to do a duet on that album, and he said,
do you want to come to the restaurant. It was like a restaurant
and a club or something, one of those kind of things. And I
said, oh, I don't know. So I went and we waited and
waited and waited. I was like, I'm going home, like I had
to catch a flight or something, and I said, I'm going home.
The minute I as I was walking out, they walked in. You miss
seeing Prince and Madonna together? Yes, you miss having dinner with Prince Madonna?
Oh? I know. I Oh, in my mind, I totally
would have been having dinner with them. I would have I would have locked
every waiter in that restaurant in a closet, and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over again. I'm glad because damn I
know Prince. Oh. By the way, next, on Thursday, I'm
going to tell you about this George Michael tribute band. I said, oh
yes, oh my god. It made me miss George Michael so much.
He's so amazing. But this show was great. I'll tell you all about
on Thursday, because what else you have? I have a couple things.
So you know how I love my TV just like you do. Yes?
Yes? So I have you heard of this documentary on Netflix called Take Care
of Maya? Yes? And I almost click on it every single time,
but then I, for some reason I don't do I need to watch it.
Oh my god, you would not believe this thing. I was riveted.
Okay, I'm watching it tonight. I made catastrophic mistake, oh of
watching it too late? How late were you? Well? I started watching
it at ten as I was getting ready for bed. I just put it
on just to kind of see, and I thought, oh my god,
are you kidding? Wound up watching the whole thing, so I didn't go
to episode it's just one Oh it's a one movie. Yeah, it's just
like an hour and a half documentary or something. And so what it is
is it's about a family. I think they're you Cranian and the mom was
a nurse and their daughter at a very young age. You know, there's
that it's a disease that they get. No, it's not Munchausen's. It's
actually did get it. Yeah, and it's something where they can barely wear
clothes because the weight of the fabric and it touching them feels like they're being
stabbed. Oh they have pain, Yes, I've heard of this. And
they were skinnel bruise, it'll rip like it's it's terrible. So they took
her in and she was very very young when they took her in. It
was a mom, dad, brother, and sister. So this was happening
to the sister. The brother was fine. They took her into the hospital.
There was a doctor at John Hopkins Hospital that said, oh, she's
being abused. Like they didn't talk to the family, they didn't do anything.
They said, she's being abused. Call CPS. So the parents go
to check on the daughter and they're all at the hospital and they said,
you can't come in. The cops want to talk to you. They banned
anybody in the family from seeing her, and they kept the daughter hostage as
what she was in a hospital room at John Hopkins for three and a half
months. The mom, should you be telling the whole entire story. No,
I'm not gonna tell the whole story. But there's a reporter who sees
this on line and says, something is up with this, and she starts
looking and finds out that there's I think they live in Florida, That there
were tons of families that had had this same thing happened, some parents were
still in jail, and that the kids were all diagnosed with an actual thing,
and this one everything tied back to this one doctor. So the doctor
and John Hopkins were in kind of cahoots with each other. So do you
remember the movie with the woman from Gone Girl? It was on Netflix and
I highly recommend you watch it, where she would take the elderly people and
put them in homes and then drain them of all their money. It was
a very similar scheme to this, except rose her name is Rosalind Pike.
Yes she's good, And it was like, I'll I'm here to help you
or something like that. The name of the much to watch. Oh,
it was so good and it was a great documentary. It's very sad,
but it was very very good. When you think, man, that is
so effed up because it pops up every time. Yeah, you on Netflix,
that's the first thing that pops up. Very very good. God.
I also watched something that you would love, Brian, you would probably really
like it too. It's on Hulu and it's with Michelle Monaghan I believe her
name is. And it's a movie called Blood and it's very um I've never
quite seen anything like. The acting is fantastic, scary, not scary,
it's very creepy, creepy, creepy as hell. And it's about divorced mother
who was is a recovering addict and the ex husband isn't great and they she
moves with the two kids and onto this farm and the sun gets a bit
by a dog by the family dog, and develops a can't eat normal food
anymore, can only eat blood, can only drink blood, and it's the
mom's quest to keep him alive, and like what a mother will do for
her kids. Wow, it was really really good you have to kind of
suspend your disbelief at points, but it was good. I have something,
Brian, have you seen the new season of Black Mirror. Surprisingly, I'm
not actually a big Black Mirror watcher. I've watched individual episodes and I watched
the first season. I like it, but yeah, I'm not really a
big Black Mirror watch the first one because it's really kind of it's funny and
it's freaky at the same time. Actually, they're all really good. About
four, four or five. Black Mary is good. Yea, so good,
so so good, and they're not all horrible and creepy and scary.
Oh is that good? Julie the bear, the bear, Oh the bear.
I keep hearing about the bear. The chef. That one. You
need to watch two et okay, so wait oh so. I also saw
a movie in the theaters on Friday. I went and saw the new Jennifer
Lawrence movie called No Hard Feelings. It was hilarious, it was great.
I love Love Love Her. Is it like a rom com? No,
it's not. It's not. It's actually about um, a woman that's an
uber driver. She lives in the whole pot again and um she gets her
car repode and she sees an ad in the paper for a husband and wife
that their nerdy son is going off to Princeton and they want somebody to quote
unquote date him and they'll get a car out of it. So, oh
my god. Spoiler alert. It's got mixed reviews. Oh yeah, I
thought it was really cute. I loved it. I thought it was really
it does seem like a movie you would like. I did like it a
lot. And I also watched a movie the other night. It was a
little slow, but it was very good. It's a movie called Swansong and
it's with my friend Jennifer Lawrence. Your friend, I may not Jennifer Lawrence,
Jennifer Coolidge. Sorry, he's actually friends with her and we had uh
And it's Udo Ker and Linda Evans the old school in it, Yeah,
from Dynasty, and it is on Hulu as well, and it was good.
It's called Swansong. I was going to say something super important and I
completely forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, Alan Arkin died. I
left that till I forgot about that. But yes, eighty nine years old,
he won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Little Miss Sunshine.
All kink Alan Arkin. He was in Argo the in laws. He died
at eighty nine years old, and didn't that one after get found in the
mountain. Yeah, they confirmed the remains are his. Yeah, Julian say,
yes, Wow, we've covered just about everything we have. Wow,
Stiffler's mom, that's right that he Um hasn't yet asked to be on the
podcast. We're gonna, We're gonna let it go because she's like really popular
right now. But friends of the celebrity that I want to meet, like
Harrison Ford, na Reeves. I know we're Steven Spielberg now, right.
If Keanu Reeves comes walking in that door one of these mondays, Brian would
wet his pants. What what would you do for me? What would you
do? In general? Would give you twenty dollars? No, I won't
want to accept that. It's too little damn near anything. Would you devote
your lives to me? I don't know. We don't have much for me
to devote too, So I know what I'll think of something? I think
I said a year of free producer. Oh that's right, you did,
you did? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I really want that
to happen but okay, I work on the chair first. Oh yeah,
let's get a priority straight. All right, we gotta It's okay, you
guys, Thank you so much for sticking around with us for so long.
It's been an hour already might flew by fourth, Jo, you are done.
I don't want to hear about any other shows you've seen. I'm over
it. Whatever and uh no, but good suggestions. I like them.
I like them, Lisa, you two you can't just say that without saying
whatever. You know. I don't even care anymore. Oh, Keanu reeves
and is underwear anyway? Yeah, happy fourth of July. I hope you
guys have a great time whatever you do or what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna do anything fun? I know I'm gonna lay low? Are
you gonna do anything fun? Brian, I'd probably see some family and watched
Is anybody gonna watch fireworks? Uh? Yeah, I do? We care
about fireworks? The neat when you see him, but I'm not gonn got
my way. I went to corner. I'll ask you to watch fireworks,
and I was a nightmare. Back is a nightmare. It should be three
hours to get home. It didn't take me that long, but yeah,
it was bad anyway. Well, happy fourth Matt, Yeah, Happy fourth
of July everybody. Then wow, I was just saying, like he said,
oh nope, that counts, Laura say it. Love your podcast and
I love you, my sweet baby. Thank you guys so much for to
get in there with us. Yeah,