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M okay. Oh my gosh,
Hi you guys. Welcome to Lori Kane

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after dark. How's it going?
How are we looking? Do we look

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fresh today? I don't. I
do you feel fresh? I feel like

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I've beeny run over by its track? Ye, it's same, same,

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same thing. But we'll tell you
why in a minute. Um. Anyway,

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we just lets say thank you for
tuning in. It's the day before

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the fourth of July, so I
mean some of you have the day off.

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We're just great. Some of you
may have worked like Brian worked,

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Eric worked, and wort Guess who
worked the guess the worst hours? Me,

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it's it's worse. It's um Rimmer. Wait, wait, you can't

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just talk. You can't just talk
to somebody when you are talking to YouTube

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both. Sorry, I'm having chats
with It's it's m His last name is

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Rimmer. Yes, and it's true. It's not. It's not a joke.

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His last name is Rimmor. It
is okay, so a thank you,

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firewife. Anyway, if Laura was
wearing this shirt, it would look

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like she was eating a school bus. We got in trouble last time we

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talked about something like that. So
Ever, one of our first podcasts?

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Was that one of our shining moments? I wore this in tribute you I

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did. Oh my god, I
don't want to remember that because I remember

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people called me and friends called me
and say, you really should take that

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podcast down. It was just too
vulgar. Oh my god. Oh that's

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terrible. So we've calmed down since
them. But anyway, way down,

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what are you guys happy for the
July? Oh my god, Leslie,

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do you guys have any plans for
do we do? We? Okay,

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stop, let me stop. I
want to tell you. This is giving

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me a d D. Let me
tell you then stop it. I'm going

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to take it away from you.
The Instagram, he goes crazy. I

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know I do. He's saying hi
to everybody on YouTube. That's fair Hi

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for the people watching after the fact, they have no idea what Hi?

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Everybody? Okay, no, let
I got to bed last night at eleven

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forty five. I probably fell asleep
at like twelve fifteen. I woke up

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at four fifteen because I had to
go to work at five, and I

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worked till ten, very hectic traffic
schedule. Then I came home, did

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something, didn't take a nap,
worked again from three to six, raised

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home set up the podcast. Now
I'm here. I haven't taken a shower

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today, I haven't washed my hair
in three days, and gross, I

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get away from me like the grossest
thing that's ever walked the face of the

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earth. But we will not let
this stop us a podcast for you,

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guys, because we love you guys, and we will be here for you

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because we don't take days off.
We don't do that. Laura, you're

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moderately crushing it. What does that
mean? You're crushing it? I just

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changed it to moderately. Oh well, whatever that means. You're already annoying

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me because I am tired, and
when I'm tired, erics me for severe.

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I annoy you even when you're not
tired. Well, yeah, that's

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true anyway. But you had to
work today. Yes, you had a

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full day, Brian, You'd to
work all day to day. Uh no,

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not all days a little bit lighter. But you didn't get a four

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day weekend, is what I'm saying, which is a lot of people did.

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Because I do traffic, and uh, the road rays were very calm.

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In fact, there's one station where
I need it needs to be exactly

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thirty nine seconds long. You know
how hard it is to make up traffic

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for you. There's nothing going on. Were you like traffic traveling at an

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alarmingly slow great, I just talk
about well, I always thrown the board

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away. There's there's always that eight
o five. That would have been exciting

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if that would have happened today.
But nothing like that. You would have

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You would have swung by and picked
up and tried to reupholster it about that

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damn sofa the whole entire morning.
But it's not easy. But anyway,

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whenever we're here, we're happy.
Thank you for joining us, and we

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have a lot to talk about,
including my Marcy, my project. Oh

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I don't even want to now I'm
excitedul. I need to ask Brian,

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do you have the twenty dollars crisp
twenty dollars? In No, I don't

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have a bill, but I have
access to twenty buds. Well then,

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mo, now that is not a
good theater. It would have been better.

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Who's you know what I could be
giving you the twenty dollars. Yeah,

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maybe, but the chair has been
worked on. I'm just gonna put

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it that way. It's right now
covered now it's covered also if it's a

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shoddy job, I'm not giving twenty. I understand that maybe when I was

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doing this last night at eleven with
exactly three eye items glue spray, a

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glue gun, and scissors. If
I sit on it and it falls apart

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or hips, I'm not gonna say
a word. I'm gonna let you be

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the judge, but but do not
be You gotta give me a little bit

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of okay where credit is okay,
thank you, Like I don't want you

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to like see like a seam,
like one tiny scene that Mike so good,

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anybody I don't think they'll be in
he seems to you use glue.

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Just wait, just wait, it's
covered right now. But you guys,

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when it's time to talk about it, we'll move the camera, we'll move

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the phone and see you can see
the finished job. Now if you don't

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know what we're talking about. A
friend of mine said you should play a

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joke. I'm the boys and say
that this chair that my daughter has had

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in her room for three years,
this fuzzy chair that they say looks like

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a urinal, but it's from pottery
barn. But it was kind old and

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shabby, shitty. Um she goes
play a joke on them and say that

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you bought it for some like crazy
amount. So I did. They freaked

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out because I said I bought it
for two hundred bucks. She actually gave

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it to me. But then I
said, wait, I will recover that

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thing, and you guys won't even
recognize it, And Brian says, oh

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no, you won't not And then
then I bet you twenty dollars. I

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bet you twenty dollars. You can't
do it. It doesn't matter just to

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put out there, it doesn't matter
what you do with it. I still

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wouldn't buy it. You can't say
that yet. Oh yeah, my girlfriend

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Jodie friends just hopped on. That's
my girlfriend, my girlfriend. You steal

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all my girlfriends. But anyway,
hid hi girlfriend. Now look, let's

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before we get to the chair because
that's my host chess. Okay, so

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okay, so here we go.
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the lights on in this bitch.
It does all of the neon lights,

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yes, all these fun things.
Did you see our new one? It

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says let's get weird. Yes,
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there. Yeah, we change it
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billions of fans. That's right.
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don't worry about it. That was
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do we have music while we go
into host chat, Brian, I'm not

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sure I think of this. I
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like this needs I got done,
Bill, but we don't have that.

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You just did it, all right, I'll do it again, and hey,

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not till you see the finished product. Now. Well, is gonna

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be a little difficult because i't when
I need to take the phone, which

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is Instagram Live. Yes, and
we're gonna need to take the camera which

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points at Brian over to the chair. This is my host chet Lisa bout

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a badge, Thank you so free
real quick, let's do Eric's host chat

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first. All right, we'll do
that first. Okay, okay, okay,

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let's do that. Are you are
you good with that? Yes?

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I am all right here I'll do
I'll do the same thing for you.

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Ready, Yes, done? Done? Done? Done? Please done?

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You should probably do. Is there
a tune called jeromes can Suck an even

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bigger bag of dicks? Oh?
No, wait, Eric, I've been

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thinking about that. Can we do
like a death dirt? No? Stop,

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I think you need I think we
need to maybe calm down about it.

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Because there's the thing called well no
this is true that well do you

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have you approve of all these allegas? Yes? Would you like to see

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my phone? You're yes? Euro
Ampire. Lovely Day would have been a

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great song. That's how. That's
how we started the Jess and Jerry Show

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every morning. And I love that
people remember that song for our show.

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But no, that's not going to
happen for either of our host chat,

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thank goodness. It's not. Come
on, Eileen and I don't get it.

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Lovely Day is a much better song, oh, because come on,

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Eileen is not. I hate that
song. Oh okay, okay, I'm

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good. Oh God, Now when
you hear it eight billion times in your

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lifetime. Okay, so go for
it. What's going on? Oh my

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god? What could possibly have made
you angry? Again? You would not

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believe this? So by the second
half of my couch Okay, let's stop.

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Yeah. Eric has had half a
couch for having many months now,

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since April okay, April twenty ninth, by that half of a couch.

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Before Able twenty ninth, I had
no couch. He's just been waiting for

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the chase part of it, that
the little l part. Yes, since

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April twenty ninth, I've had just
a two cushions and a huge hole anyway,

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yes, true, Okay, so
now we're getting an update on that.

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Yes, So I happen to think
on Friday. Oh, next week

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is the first week group July.
My god, that's right, it's supposed

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to be here. Well, I
hadn't heard anything because July seemed so far

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away. Yeah, and now it's
here. And now it's here. So

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since April twenty ninth, I've been
told the couch will be there the first

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week of July. Fingers. So
that means this week, yes, by

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the seven Oh my god, so
the weekend, yes, so very excited.

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Did they call you to tell you
that, or did you call them

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and say, hey, what's up. This was in my rant with them

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when I got half a couch and
they ordered the piece. So this was

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a little while ago. They told
you the first of July. Our first

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week of July. Okay. So
I've been waiting with peated breath to lay

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on my chase with a blanket like
you and fall asleep watching ninety Day Fiance.

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Oh my god, that couch is
so comfortable. The two cushions.

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We have been able to sit one
only until you slide off into the hole

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right, because there's nothing to support
it. So, um, I hadn't

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heard anything. So on Friday I
decided to call, and I was told,

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oh, I'm sorry, mister Mber, there's been another delay. Wait

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wait, wait wait you called on
Friday. Called on Friday. Holy mother

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of God, I can't even imagine
how red your face was so must have

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come out of your ears. Oh
it was, But surprisingly my vocal tone

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was like this, It was very
chill. Okay. So the woman says,

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oh, yes, um, well
it's been it's been delayed until July

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twenty ninth. And I said,
I want you to schedule this couch for

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a pickup. I'm done, and
she started a panic, and I said,

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I want to talk to the manager. Who's now we know there actually

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is a manager, yes, who
I had been working with, who assured

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me that it would be here by
the seventh or eight. Oh my god,

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not the latest. So I said, I had his email, but

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I was so all I could see
was read. I couldn't even see anything.

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I just wanted to I thought my
head was going to blow right off.

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So I immediately emailed the manager and
I said, I need you to

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call me right now. I once
had to call only to receive bad news.

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Schedule the couch for a pickup,
and you need to call me immediately.

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Within a couple of minutes, my
phone rings and he's like, uh

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yeah, mister Rum, Yeah you
know I talked to you. Oh he

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doesn't remember talking to you. Yeah, So I said, yes, you

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did. You talked to me on
the first week of May. I think

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it was May six or seventh.
I said, I came down to the

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store, I had a conversation with
you. I showed you a picture of

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what was sitting in my living room. Oh yeah, Tim was handling that

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for you. Right, And I
said, nope, don't know, Tim

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I dealt with you. I said, so you don't remember our conversation at

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all. He's like, so,
did we pick up the couch? I

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said, nope, still sitting in
my living room. So while we were

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talking, I emailed him a picture
of the couch of my couch and I

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said, you might want to check
your email again and he looks, he

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goes, oh, yeah, I
remember you. So I said, I

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was just informed that my couch is
now going to be happen three weeks delayed

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again. And I said, this
is completely unacceptable. I'm going to go

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look for a new couch, come
and get it. And he said,

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well, it was a special order
and I said nope, that's not going

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to fly. I said, I've
been waiting for this special order now for

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seven months. That is unacceptable.
That is totally out of lived in my

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new home since February. You know, you have fallen through the cracks somehow.

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Yeah, and he said, we
are so embarrassed. We have we

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never have this happen. And I
said, well, that's actually not true,

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because I have twelve pages of complaints
just this year of this happening.

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Goes well, not with special orders. They're usually one hundred percent, right,

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And I said, no, they're
not. And he goes, well,

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I've never seen anything like this.
So he said, let me call

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my higher ups and I'll call you
back. And I said, would that

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be today or is that going to
be three weeks from now? He said

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no, it will be in thirty
minutes. So he called me back and

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he said, we are going to
pay. We are going to reimburse you

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for the rest of the couch.
So now the entire couch, the entire

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couch. He said, it will
be here before that date. He said,

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we've expertite. They were giving like
the worst case scenario. Okay,

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and he's I said, what happens
if it's not here by the twenty first?

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And he said, then we will
refund everything else that you had on

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your order. Oh so, so
are you kind of hoping now that it

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doesn't know? I want my cow
okay, okay, So I am going

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to look for another couch though this
week, just on the chance that but

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there is a chance. Okay,
how many how many items did you buy

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originally from the store. I bought
four, So there is a chance that

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they can you will be you will
have all those four things or three things

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free. Well, one of them
I've already returned because it was so I

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have one of those really expensive mattresses
that I bought that conforms to you,

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and it's a cooling because I sleep
very hot. And the salesperson, who

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I also skewered I was, He's
like, well, i'll have so and

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so call you Bill, and I
said, nope, he's useless. He

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has not reached out to me at
all at all. So he said,

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well, you can just deal with
me then, and I was like,

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that's fine. But I had to
return that because I said the first night

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that I put it on, I
woke up at four o'clock in the morning

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melting. I'm like, why am
I so hot? And I thought maybe

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they left like plastic on the mattress. Oh no, only to look at

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the tag and it was one hundred
percent polyester. Oh my god. And

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so they said, well, we
don't take that mattress pad. Sorry,

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and I was like, it's a
three hundred dollar mattress pad. You're taking

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it back? So they did.
They Okay, I'm yeah, this isn't

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this is too much. Yeah,
tell me about it. So you're gonna

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continue to wait. You're gonna you're
gonna take this guy's word and you're gonna

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wait till the end of July,
and then you're gonna say, said money

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back. Yeah, they said it
could be here even sooner and give me

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the money for the things that I
did keep. Yeah, damn, Eric,

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you felt you literally fell through the
cracks on this one. I know,

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I mean you would. You probably
would have never gotten. You're probably

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never gonna get that. Probably not. When are you going to look for

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a new couch? I'm going on
Thursday to look for a new couch.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go to I
don't know, No, hell no,

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they can suck a bag of dicks. Hey, oh my god, that's

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what I think. We can't say
stuff like that, Oh I can.

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Okay, Okay, this is all
Eric Rimmer. Eric R I M M

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E R M B R Y A
N. Jones with like a free couch.

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Yeah, and if I get one, I'll make Eric shut up.

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Okay, you can have mine,
Okay, you can, only there's only

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two there's only two cushions on it. And then just give you the numbers

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to get the rest of it.
Now, I think that before I think

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I need to go last in my
host chot because Brian has a host chat

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this time because he has seen something
that I'm very curious about and I this

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one is Lisa, this one over
here, Brian producer. Brian is like

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the biggest Indiana Jones fan. But
you love it, that's true. Maybe

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not the biggest, but you really
love you love Indiana Jones, the older

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ones. Yes, and now there's
this new one. Yep. Now how's

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it open yet? Or is it
just a previews? No? Um,

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it does? It started? It
premiered on I want to say, Thursday

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night. I saw it Saturday night. Okay, it was dog shit it

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see the previews just looked terrible.
I want to say, if you're not

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Indiana Jones fan, it's probably a
fine movie. And it's actually not Harrison

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Ford. That's the problem. Even
though he's eighty, he does he's really

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good for an eighty year old guy. Um, the rest of it just

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sucks. It just looked. The
story is not good. The first twenty

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minutes are actually really good, and
then the rest of it it's just not

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good. But not even the director's
fault. James Magel directed it. He

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did like Logan and Ford versus Ferrari
and those are fantastic movies. Um,

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it's it's really just the story.
It's not good. God. Well,

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so at the end you were just
like wamp wampa. Oh well, I

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was pretty disappointed. I know a
lot of people like it, and that's

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fine. It just what were you
hoping for. I was hoping for at

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least something that felt like an Indiana
Jones movie, and it doesn't even feel

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like that. I don't even know. It's probably a fine action movie,

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like good action. Are they still
kind of like in far off lands,

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like looking at artifacts and stuff like
that. But Indiana Jones is really good

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at stringing together these intense action scenes
like Rare's Lost Dark had like them in

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the Well of Souls and they jump
straight into like a fight where they blow

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up a plane and they go straight
into like this long car chase. Temple

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Doom had a bunch of that.
Last Crusade had a bunch of that,

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and this one the third act of
the movie, nothing happens, and Indiana

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Jones just watches everything happen like you
literally just watch like there's no big cool

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finale, like it's just a series
of events that happened that he kind of

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watches and go, wow, that's
crazy. Oh my god, were you

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when you sat down and it was
the movie is about to starve? It

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was your heart like pitter patter kind
of. I was. I was expecting

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to be disappointed. But I heard
some people say they thought it was better

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than the fourth one, Kingdom of
the Crystal Skull, which wasn't great.

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Four of them. I didn't even
know that fifth, but I don't even

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think it was better than that.
So it was. It was so if

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you're not a huge Indiana Jones fan, it's a fine movie. Probably.

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Oh and okay, it's long.
It's really long. It's two half hour.

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Yeah, that's what I heard.
And some of the I love good

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action scenes, and I love long
action scenes. These are way too long.

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These drag out and they're okay.
They're not bad. It's not a

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terrible movie. It's just a pretty
it's a pretty terrible Indiana Jones movie.

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You know what movies I can't deal
with? Or like The Fascinating Furious,

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like all those cars, the good
things. I like cars, The Fast

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and Furious a little ridiculous. Oh
no, I can't wait for eleven or

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twelve. Oh, I after six. They all are Oh my god,

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I can't wait. Okay, and
I can't wait for the new mission impossible.

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Oh, guess that I can't wait
for either. Those are like the

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best action movie. Oh yeah,
this day Tom Cruise is still in the

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Yes. Different. Guess what I
watched the other night? Um, okay,

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is it a movie a TV show? We all saw it, so

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I've already seen it. Yes,
Evil Dead Rise. Oh, oh it

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was good. I watched it again. Was it better the second time?

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Yeah? Yeah, I would think
it would be. Yeah, it was

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good. I saw an Israel Max. I've been mean to watch it again.

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Yeah, it was good. Not
a fan. It wasn't so loud

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when we saw in the theater.
It was just really loud. Yeah,

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and I appreciated how in my face
it was. At the same time,

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I was like, oh, it
could definitely be turned it so it was

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a little more enjoyable. I had
so much fune with the two of you,

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but right, it was much better
not you were all alone watching it.

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I was okay, yes, all
right, now, this my host

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Chat's going to take some maneuvering,
finagling. I want to show you.

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Okay, I'm gonna bring the phone, which is on Instagram Live. I'm

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gonna bring you with me to the
chair which is now covered with a sheet.

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And then Brian is now moving the
camera on YouTube so you can see

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the chair. So here we go. I'm gonna use that microphone. Here

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we go, kit get ready.
I'm anticipating this chair to be ugly.

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I mean, okay, yeah,
yep. Here is the chair in question

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right here. It's covered with a
leopard print sheet. I started on it

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yesterday. You waited till the last
day to get this time. Well,

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let me just know. I bought
the material like three days ago, and

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I sat there for two days and
I just had things to do. And

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then I was like, oh crap, Brian, damn it. I am

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not going to give this twenty two
year old punk my twenty dollar bill.

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Okay. So I worked all night, all night, glue, spray,

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glue, glue, gun, blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. There

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was so much crap all over the
floors, all over my fingernails, my

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hair, everything, the dog.
It was a mess. So I cleaned

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it all up. Let me show
you real quick what the what the material

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looked like beforehand okay, hold on, Oh boy, Jesus came, Oh

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hold on, I just ruin something. I hope not. So this needs

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to be seen because it is so
bad. This was the material beforehand.

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See how like Shaggy It wasn't like
a fourteen year old through for three years.

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Ready you guys ready, I don't
know, wait, ready to get

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some twenty bucks. I'm kind of
disappointed that I'm going to be being venmode.

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I wanted the cash. But that's
okay, Well, don't get ahead

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of yourself. Okay, So Eric, hold this, pointed to me,

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pointed souring. Okay, here it
is right here. Okay, ready,

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here we go. Da da da
da da da da da da. Thank

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you. What's on the back?
They're a pillow. Now the back of

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the chair. You're an old cake. Okay, but first of all,

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let's take a look at the front. Okay. I'm I'm moderately impressed.

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Okay, uh huh nice sure,
but material. Okay, Now let's look

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at the bat. When can we
get it out of your house? Saying

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no, it's not Who am I
gonna sell this too? Actually looks better?

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Are you probably? Okay? Wait? Let me move it? Hold

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on? Not as good but not
too bad. There's some big, big

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folds in that. Well. Look
look, hey, hey, it looks

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like like, oh, like a
moldy orange that's been sliced up. And

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give me that phone. Give me
that phone right now. Look at this,

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Look at this. This I did. This is not that bad considering

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I used scissors, glue and a
glue gun because I can see a bunch

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of knots in the fabric. Oh
my god, you know what? Oh

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my god, you guys. Okay, Jody French is impressed. I knew

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00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:53.720
people impressed. It's not terrible,
it's not okay. So it's I'm ill.

409
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:02.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want I won. Oh

410
00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:10.200
my god. The back is rough. The back was hard. The back

411
00:32:10.279 --> 00:32:14.799
was hard. I had to take
it in panels and the panels didn't Oh

412
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.279
and then I ran out of fabric. So there's this whole thing right here.

413
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:22.319
I was like, what is that? How you draw attention to it?

414
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:24.160
I'm no longer willing to pay twenty
I look as you can do that?

415
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:29.559
And then it like it just fell
out of it. No, you

416
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:31.839
cannot twenty dollars. Okay, but
after this, I have to sit in

417
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:36.839
it and if it, if it
doesn't get ruined, then I'll then we'll

418
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.839
be my guest. I'll do it
later, do it right now. I

419
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:44.920
want you sit in this right now. And it is very comfortable, and

420
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:47.319
I think I'm keeping it. It
doesn't look so much like the urinal anymore,

421
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:51.200
or does it it? Yeah,
with the pillow in it, it

422
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:53.319
looked like it looked like ain.
Ok, with a urinal. Okay,

423
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:59.720
well you're too big for it.
No, but feel the bottom of it.

424
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:01.519
The bottom of it looks good.
Oh god, now the dog,

425
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:15.359
oh my god? Oh wow.
But but Brian, okay, okay,

426
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.880
wow, I what are your thoughts? What are your thoughts? I'm well,

427
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:24.200
and it's it's kind of um like
a mullet. What do you mean?

428
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:29.920
I'm it's clean in the front and
it's a hot mess in the back.

429
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:35.079
Are you guys just a little bit
impressed that I did the three ingredients?

430
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.680
Pretty impressed? Yeah, that's all
I want to know. It's all

431
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.079
I want to hear. Very a
little. I'm a little impressed. I'm

432
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:45.839
very impressed. A little too,
almost a lot. I knew you wouldn't

433
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:49.599
be, but you know what you
wouldn't be if this looks perfect? Anyway?

434
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:53.480
It was I am, no,
I want it. I don't want

435
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:58.680
him on this series. Tall enough. Oh my god, let me go

436
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:00.960
back to my seat. I am, I am, go back to your

437
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:04.920
seat. I'm impressed by the front, I'll give you that. Yeah,

438
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:07.840
that's about it though. Like you, I'm really impressed with your front.

439
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:13.960
Yeah, and the back is just
barely holding it together. It's kind of

440
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:17.360
like when you put those tapins in
your hair and you looked great from the

441
00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:23.679
front and then the back it was
not so basically just like a pottery barn

442
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:28.239
chair. Just like that, you
are your I will always be me.

443
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.440
I will always be you will be
and that's what we love. I will

444
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:36.360
not be perfect, but that's what
we love. That's what I stayed of

445
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:43.480
all my doing just so I'm worth
it. I don't feel a sting of

446
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:45.159
defeat here. So I'm just wondering
for you, is the sting of Is

447
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:49.440
the pride of victory really worth being
of? All night before I pulling like

448
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:55.760
an all day shift. You know
that's probably a no. Okay, Um,

449
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.159
well, I was supposed to take
a nap today. In between my

450
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.559
shifts, I had to finish the
back. That's probably why the back is

451
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:07.440
so bad. But um no,
I actually like doing projects and stuff.

452
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:10.639
It's kind of fun. But you
know how much money? Fucking how much?

453
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.119
God? Please don't say above two
hundred? Oh okay, So I

454
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:21.159
had to go back twice to Joanne's
for fabric. So that was forty and

455
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:25.480
forty yards? Take one, two, three, four, five? Only

456
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:30.280
five? Are you that only took
five yards? Yes? I can count

457
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.320
five yards from here. That's why
I ran out. And I had to

458
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:36.519
slice the one in the in the
back. Then I had to buy the

459
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:40.840
glue, the glue gun, and
I bought a stable gun, but it

460
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:45.119
wouldn't staple to anything. So if
I pull on any of these just a

461
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.280
little bit too hard, it's gonna
fall apart, probably for sure. Yes,

462
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:52.159
oh god, I don't know if
that's worth twenty bucks. Too bad.

463
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:54.719
You can't take it back, you
can, money has exchanged hands.

464
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:59.719
Yeah, get your phone out,
Oh boy, I want to hear that

465
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:01.639
you on my phone right now,
okay, right after, right before you

466
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:07.920
pay me for today. I'm not
paying you. You are what oh you

467
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:12.840
mean for working work here? All
right? All right, then I'll take

468
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:15.039
it off. I'll take it off, all right, all right, all

469
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:15.840
right, kay, I'm gonna use
you to pay me twenty more. And

470
00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:21.440
that's just because you don't pull enough
way around here. Okay, ouch,

471
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:27.079
I'm kidding anyway. So there's the
chair. I don't know whatever this kind

472
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.960
it is. I am impressed all
things. I appreciate it. Thank you.

473
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:31.679
It was a lot. It's our
new backdrop, mark right to you

474
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:36.079
like it? Yes, and we
have a new backdrop too. So things

475
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:37.400
are you know, things are cooking, Things are always cooking. Things are

476
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:45.719
always happening at Lorne after all.
Right, So now we have some show

477
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:51.320
bus news, some Daily Dirt,
some Double d which I found out something

478
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:53.639
today which was shot the heck,
I'm going to talk about it. I'm

479
00:36:53.679 --> 00:37:01.880
gonna all actual hell is going all
everybody in Hollywood is turning into a lesbian.

480
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:09.039
That's there's nothing wrong with that,
No, but just a little I

481
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:14.480
just found I find it just um
kind of shocking, just considering the kind

482
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:17.800
of woman she seemed to be.
Ooh you're talking about Oh you'll see.

483
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.840
I wonder sometimes if there's like I
don't want to say, like societal pressure,

484
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.679
but there's definitely like a environmental influence
on that, because sometimes I notice

485
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:32.000
it's like particular pockets that just explodes
in you mean like same sex couple type

486
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:36.440
of things, like or going from
a man to a woman, for example.

487
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:38.519
It happens way more in LA than
it does like bisexuality. Yeah,

488
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:42.360
maybe a little bit. I just
wonder if there's like outside influence on that,

489
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.880
but not just you know, hey, maybe this person fell in love.

490
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:50.119
You fall in love with the person, whether it be a man or

491
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:54.320
a woman. I'm going to talk
about it. Margaret says. She loves

492
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:59.639
lesbians. I love lesbians. I
know I love lesbians too, all right

493
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:04.159
now, yes, let's just why
don't we just lead with that, because

494
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.039
dang we are I thought it was
I didn't think it was real. Who

495
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:14.320
So Kyle Richards from the Housewives of
Beverly Hills. She was in the original

496
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:19.360
Halloween. She played Jamie Lee Curtis, the little girl that Jamie Lee Curtis

497
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:23.920
was babysitting sister of Kim Richards from, and then she was in the reboot

498
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:28.920
as well. Yes, she is
in the reboot Kyle Richards. Who did

499
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.000
she play in the reboot? She
played a bar owner. I think,

500
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:36.000
oh okay, yeah, dark hair, yeah, oh okay, yeah,

501
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:39.320
the dark haired one guy that one
sister to Kim Richards who was in Escape

502
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:43.800
Witch Mountain. He has no idea
what that is. Which one does.

503
00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:45.559
She played the little girl in st
Twitch. Oh, now that is a

504
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:49.719
reference. I get the original Witch
Mountain, Escaped to Witch Mountain, Yes,

505
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:52.400
a great movie by the way,
and then in the Return to Witch

506
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:59.320
Mountain with Betty Davis. Um.
So, she and her husband Maurice Ceo

507
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:06.559
Manski, who owns the Big real
estate company and has a show on Netflix

508
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:10.239
with their daughter splitting after twenty seven
years. Now, the interesting thing is

509
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:20.159
that it's been rumored, allegedly that
she has taken up with a country singer

510
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:28.840
named Morgan Wade. And if you've
watched The Housewives, Morgan's a little different

511
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:36.039
than Kyle's normal circle. She's heavily
tattooed, like from the chin down.

512
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:42.280
What is the age difference do you
think? I think Morgan is probably I'm

513
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.599
not sure what her agents, but
I'm gonna say maybe ten years younger.

514
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:51.639
Okay. They met in twenty twenty
two and now they have matching I believe

515
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.800
it's heart tattoos. Oh god,
that's the kiss of death. Yes,

516
00:39:55.159 --> 00:40:05.840
so um and now they're suddenly getting
a divorce well her that Mauricio Mauricio yes,

517
00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:13.639
wow did he? Yes, Juliere
cheating at accusations about their hand There

518
00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:19.760
had been he they had been battling
uh infidelity rumors for a while now that

519
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:23.920
he had that he had cheated and
they denied it. And I remember how

520
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:29.320
like she's she's twenty eight and Kyle
is fifty four. Thank you, Linda.

521
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:35.760
Um yes, wow, wow?
Well you know what Okay, look,

522
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:39.519
not only sorry sorry to interrupt.
Not only is of us on the

523
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:45.280
white shirt or chair, he's he
is like wiping his paws. I just

524
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:49.679
want to say, if at any
time when he's doing that, it rips

525
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:53.880
upthing, the fabric, if you're
if you're if you're cold, you can't

526
00:40:53.920 --> 00:41:00.480
hold up to your little like five
pound dogs. I get off that chaired

527
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:05.119
dog. I know, go Kyle, Hey, get a dick. Have

528
00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:09.719
you seen Kyle recently? She doesn't
even look like she's had so much plastic

529
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:14.599
surgery. Looks super pretty, but
she doesn't look like Kyle Richards anymore.

530
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:17.239
No, that kind of makes me
sad. Yeah, it's um so the

531
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:21.519
when that happens to me, it's
not going to happen to me. No,

532
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:28.039
I'm gonna make sure that. So
this is the two of them,

533
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:31.199
Well, it's kind of you can't
really see what she They both have sunglasses,

534
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:36.840
but she's very heavily tattooed in the
neck. Looks very pretty. Yeah

535
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.440
partner, Yeah, well allegedly.
Oh yeah, well what's it's not confirmed

536
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:45.480
that she's a lesbian, not yet, not yet. These are the rumors

537
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:51.119
floating around. Just today started right
or yesterday, I don't know. Yeah,

538
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:53.079
I just found out today. Just
came out today to a man,

539
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:58.039
right, yes, for twenty seven
years and she has like four kids.

540
00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:00.320
Yeah, probably a real dick.
Then she switched to women. Oh my

541
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:05.280
god. They seemed like on the
Housewives, like the most perfect couple.

542
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:07.559
They had everything going on. They
had these beautiful house, they have all

543
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:12.159
these parties and blah blah blah,
they loved each other blah blah blah.

544
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.840
Oh my god. Always seems to
happen that way. So I'm sweating bullets

545
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:20.800
right now. By the way,
I have a little update on vanderpump rules.

546
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:24.880
Who bring it? Ring it?
I got a little info straight from

547
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:29.599
a source that I cannot I've been
told I cannot reveal. Oh I love

548
00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:35.960
this kind of stuff. Raquel or
Rachel is returning to Vendorpump Rules to show.

549
00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:40.079
They've already started shooting, and Charlie
is now going to be full time.

550
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:45.000
She's a full time player. I'm
not sure how I feel about her

551
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:47.480
yet. I'm not sure how I
feel about her yet either. Um,

552
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:52.039
and then I guess she seems like
he tries too hard. Yeah so,

553
00:42:52.519 --> 00:43:00.320
but um, I guess what everybody
is really interested in is that if you

554
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:06.320
notice, Raquel has not said a
word about anything, like except for on

555
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:10.360
the final little blip of the reunion
when she really revealed all these things,

556
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:15.199
when she finally showed some emotion.
Yeah, um, she has been radio

557
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:20.199
silent. Well, everybody, she's
been in like some rehab somewhere or like

558
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:25.639
some allegedly and then she was diagnosed
as like on the spectrum or whatever.

559
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.599
We'll see. Well, they're smart
to keep I mean, it's good TV,

560
00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:36.400
it is, yes, But is
she smart for doing it? Do

561
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:40.280
you think she should just go die? Not die? We die? I

562
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:45.360
mean, but no, Bravo knows
what they're doing. I'm telling you,

563
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:49.960
man like having her back on there, so many people are going to tune

564
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:53.559
in a watch. Well, Arian
is probably coming back is Tom who knows

565
00:43:55.119 --> 00:44:00.519
they've got to have all those players
back. I mean it would be they're

566
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.760
going to offer them so much more
for the drama. So I heard that

567
00:44:05.960 --> 00:44:13.639
right now they make um a about
what was it that they told me each

568
00:44:13.760 --> 00:44:17.639
episode? Yeah, it's not much. I know. Yeah, you'd think

569
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.480
that they would make like reality TV
stars don't make a whole lot each episode.

570
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:24.719
No, they make a lot.
Lesson you think they do? They

571
00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:27.920
do? It was it was a
lot. Oh, thank you for buying

572
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:35.519
a badge Wednesday Wednesday. Um yeah, it's it's surprisingly much lower than you'd

573
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.400
think. In half of it goes
to taxes, so and then a lot

574
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:42.639
of them have agents and stuff like
that, so then you've got to figure

575
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:46.679
more goes to them. Yeah.
So well I heard that that you get

576
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:51.079
that you don't get paid like every
other week like a regular job, Like

577
00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:53.199
you get paid one lump song like
in six months or something, so you

578
00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:57.400
can't rely on that money. Like
well, as much as they shoot,

579
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.639
I mean they they shoot quite a
f episode says they're all going to be

580
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:05.239
making a hell of a lot.
Oh yeah, this was very well play.

581
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:10.239
It was the best reality show ending
ever. Yeah, it was awesome.

582
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:16.679
Um Madonna, who is sixty four, was found unresponsive in her New

583
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:23.960
York home by her publicist. She
had a bacterial affection and she had been

584
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:28.519
battling a fever for over a month. So her tour was, I believe,

585
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:31.159
supposed to start in two weeks July
fifteenth, I think in Vancouver,

586
00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:37.679
and it's been indefinitely postponed. So
if you have tickets to her celebration tour,

587
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:40.840
I'm sure you can get refunded if
you need to, because they don't

588
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:45.559
know, um, like eight thousand
dollars. They were so expensive. I've

589
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:51.039
seen her every tour she's ever done, and I wanted to see this one,

590
00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:54.719
but the tickets were so expensive.
I was like, not a chip?

591
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.480
Well was she even? She wasn't
going to come to know? She

592
00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:05.039
was coming to Staples or whatever it's
called now, Bitcoin or whatever that the

593
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:09.280
arena's called. And so I was
hoping that the ticket prices would come down,

594
00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:14.239
but I thought there they were astronomical. Can I tell you a fund

595
00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:16.480
Madonna's story? Yes, Okay,
so back in the day when I worked

596
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:20.639
with the Jeff and jar Show,
this is like at the height of our

597
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:25.559
popularity. It's probably two thousand three, maybe two thousand and two, two

598
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:30.519
thousand and three, and we had
a chance, four girls who worked at

599
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:37.079
the station to fly on a private
jet through the record label to Vegas to

600
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:39.800
sit in the front row of her
concert. And they took us out to

601
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:43.800
dinner beforehand and everything. We sat
in the front row. It was the

602
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.239
one. I forgot the name of
which one it was, but it was

603
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:50.880
spectacular. Was that the MGM.
It was great. She throws her water

604
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:55.480
bottle out. I catch it.
I have Madonna's DNA. She had been

605
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:59.679
drinking out of it, right I
hold I held it. I held it.

606
00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:00.920
I was like, oh my god, this is Madonna's this is crazy,

607
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:02.960
Like I have chills right now.
I left it in the bar.

608
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:09.199
That is the most Laura Canesta,
for sure. I like, where's the

609
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:15.960
bottle, where's the oh man I
left in the tower or wherever the heck?

610
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:22.039
Um? Of course they did.
It didn't say Madonna's water bottle on

611
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:27.719
it. That was back in my
drinking day. So you gotta give me

612
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:32.239
a break. Oh yeah, I
give you a break. I simply forgot.

613
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:38.000
Yeah. But they said that she
today, that she's um. They

614
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:44.519
got her talking and responsive, so
M. But I guess she can't get

615
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:47.480
out of bed. She's so now
that they're thinking that they don't know if

616
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:52.719
the tour is gonna happen. What
I know, this is a stupid question,

617
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.199
probably, but what is a bacterial
infection? Like? How do you?

618
00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:59.880
How does one get it? They
said it, Um, I was

619
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:05.000
watching a thing online yesterday or the
day before and they said it could have

620
00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:09.280
been stressed, like she could have
got something because they said she had been

621
00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:13.920
battling a fever for about a month
and it just got worse and worse and

622
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:16.719
worse. And because she was so
busy with rehearsals and everything, she just

623
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:22.280
didn't take care of herself. True. Oh my gosh. So we're wishing

624
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:28.920
her a speedy recovery. Um,
that's a thank god someone was there or

625
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:32.920
who knows what would have happened?
Is it? Did you say Rosie o'donoff

626
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:37.239
found her? No? I think
it was her publicist. Oh are they

627
00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:43.440
still friends? I don't know.
I don't know why this matters. I'll

628
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:46.280
call her an ask her. Okay, thank you. You would have Madonna's

629
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:51.199
number two and you would keep it
from us? You would you would not

630
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:53.360
call her and have her on the
podcast? Because you'd be you'd be too

631
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:58.239
cool. You know. I also
have a Madonna story. What is that?

632
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:05.119
I want to know? When I
was modeling, I was in LA

633
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:08.360
and a friend of mine said,
that's how I met share same friend,

634
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:13.760
I got to go to a photo
shoot she was doing and met her and

635
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:16.199
she was I was thought I was
going to wet my pants. I was

636
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:22.639
so excited and she was just so
lovely. But that same week he said,

637
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:29.079
hey, Madonna and Prince were when
Like a Prayer came out. They

638
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:37.719
were they were going to do a
duet on that album, and he said,

639
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:40.920
do you want to come to the
restaurant. It was like a restaurant

640
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:45.119
and a club or something, one
of those kind of things. And I

641
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:50.400
said, oh, I don't know. So I went and we waited and

642
00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:52.519
waited and waited. I was like, I'm going home, like I had

643
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:55.440
to catch a flight or something,
and I said, I'm going home.

644
00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:02.119
The minute I as I was walking
out, they walked in. You miss

645
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:07.280
seeing Prince and Madonna together? Yes, you miss having dinner with Prince Madonna?

646
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:09.000
Oh? I know. I Oh, in my mind, I totally

647
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:14.199
would have been having dinner with them. I would have I would have locked

648
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:17.960
every waiter in that restaurant in a
closet, and over and over and over

649
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:23.239
and over and over and over and
over again. I'm glad because damn I

650
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:30.000
know Prince. Oh. By the
way, next, on Thursday, I'm

651
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:35.000
going to tell you about this George
Michael tribute band. I said, oh

652
00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:38.039
yes, oh my god. It
made me miss George Michael so much.

653
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:42.360
He's so amazing. But this show
was great. I'll tell you all about

654
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:45.239
on Thursday, because what else you
have? I have a couple things.

655
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:52.360
So you know how I love my
TV just like you do. Yes?

656
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:57.440
Yes? So I have you heard
of this documentary on Netflix called Take Care

657
00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:00.360
of Maya? Yes? And I
almost click on it every single time,

658
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:02.159
but then I, for some reason
I don't do I need to watch it.

659
00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:10.519
Oh my god, you would not
believe this thing. I was riveted.

660
00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:15.880
Okay, I'm watching it tonight.
I made catastrophic mistake, oh of

661
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:22.920
watching it too late? How late
were you? Well? I started watching

662
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:27.840
it at ten as I was getting
ready for bed. I just put it

663
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:30.119
on just to kind of see,
and I thought, oh my god,

664
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.679
are you kidding? Wound up watching
the whole thing, so I didn't go

665
00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.760
to episode it's just one Oh it's
a one movie. Yeah, it's just

666
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:42.239
like an hour and a half documentary
or something. And so what it is

667
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:47.199
is it's about a family. I
think they're you Cranian and the mom was

668
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:52.239
a nurse and their daughter at a
very young age. You know, there's

669
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:58.679
that it's a disease that they get. No, it's not Munchausen's. It's

670
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:01.360
actually did get it. Yeah,
and it's something where they can barely wear

671
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:07.119
clothes because the weight of the fabric
and it touching them feels like they're being

672
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:09.519
stabbed. Oh they have pain,
Yes, I've heard of this. And

673
00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:15.800
they were skinnel bruise, it'll rip
like it's it's terrible. So they took

674
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:19.320
her in and she was very very
young when they took her in. It

675
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.760
was a mom, dad, brother, and sister. So this was happening

676
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:27.400
to the sister. The brother was
fine. They took her into the hospital.

677
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:30.639
There was a doctor at John Hopkins
Hospital that said, oh, she's

678
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:35.519
being abused. Like they didn't talk
to the family, they didn't do anything.

679
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:39.360
They said, she's being abused.
Call CPS. So the parents go

680
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:44.039
to check on the daughter and they're
all at the hospital and they said,

681
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:47.599
you can't come in. The cops
want to talk to you. They banned

682
00:52:49.679 --> 00:52:54.719
anybody in the family from seeing her, and they kept the daughter hostage as

683
00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:59.559
what she was in a hospital room
at John Hopkins for three and a half

684
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:02.360
months. The mom, should you
be telling the whole entire story. No,

685
00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:08.400
I'm not gonna tell the whole story. But there's a reporter who sees

686
00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:16.719
this on line and says, something
is up with this, and she starts

687
00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:22.880
looking and finds out that there's I
think they live in Florida, That there

688
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:28.639
were tons of families that had had
this same thing happened, some parents were

689
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:34.079
still in jail, and that the
kids were all diagnosed with an actual thing,

690
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:37.800
and this one everything tied back to
this one doctor. So the doctor

691
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:43.199
and John Hopkins were in kind of
cahoots with each other. So do you

692
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:47.920
remember the movie with the woman from
Gone Girl? It was on Netflix and

693
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:52.360
I highly recommend you watch it,
where she would take the elderly people and

694
00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:57.280
put them in homes and then drain
them of all their money. It was

695
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:02.679
a very similar scheme to this,
except rose her name is Rosalind Pike.

696
00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.800
Yes she's good, And it was
like, I'll I'm here to help you

697
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:12.679
or something like that. The name
of the much to watch. Oh,

698
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:15.840
it was so good and it was
a great documentary. It's very sad,

699
00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:20.559
but it was very very good.
When you think, man, that is

700
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:23.559
so effed up because it pops up
every time. Yeah, you on Netflix,

701
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:28.320
that's the first thing that pops up. Very very good. God.

702
00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:31.159
I also watched something that you would
love, Brian, you would probably really

703
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:36.400
like it too. It's on Hulu
and it's with Michelle Monaghan I believe her

704
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:43.840
name is. And it's a movie
called Blood and it's very um I've never

705
00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:46.920
quite seen anything like. The acting
is fantastic, scary, not scary,

706
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:55.320
it's very creepy, creepy, creepy
as hell. And it's about divorced mother

707
00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:05.239
who was is a recovering addict and
the ex husband isn't great and they she

708
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:08.159
moves with the two kids and onto
this farm and the sun gets a bit

709
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:15.239
by a dog by the family dog, and develops a can't eat normal food

710
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:21.039
anymore, can only eat blood,
can only drink blood, and it's the

711
00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:25.119
mom's quest to keep him alive,
and like what a mother will do for

712
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:30.639
her kids. Wow, it was
really really good you have to kind of

713
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:35.400
suspend your disbelief at points, but
it was good. I have something,

714
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:40.760
Brian, have you seen the new
season of Black Mirror. Surprisingly, I'm

715
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:45.760
not actually a big Black Mirror watcher. I've watched individual episodes and I watched

716
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:50.360
the first season. I like it, but yeah, I'm not really a

717
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:54.480
big Black Mirror watch the first one
because it's really kind of it's funny and

718
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:59.960
it's freaky at the same time.
Actually, they're all really good. About

719
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:02.679
four, four or five. Black
Mary is good. Yea, so good,

720
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:07.199
so so good, and they're not
all horrible and creepy and scary.

721
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:12.079
Oh is that good? Julie the
bear, the bear, Oh the bear.

722
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.280
I keep hearing about the bear.
The chef. That one. You

723
00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:19.679
need to watch two et okay,
so wait oh so. I also saw

724
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:23.480
a movie in the theaters on Friday. I went and saw the new Jennifer

725
00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:30.000
Lawrence movie called No Hard Feelings.
It was hilarious, it was great.

726
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.840
I love Love Love Her. Is
it like a rom com? No,

727
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:38.039
it's not. It's not. It's
actually about um, a woman that's an

728
00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:45.400
uber driver. She lives in the
whole pot again and um she gets her

729
00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:49.800
car repode and she sees an ad
in the paper for a husband and wife

730
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:53.440
that their nerdy son is going off
to Princeton and they want somebody to quote

731
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:59.119
unquote date him and they'll get a
car out of it. So, oh

732
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:02.360
my god. Spoiler alert. It's
got mixed reviews. Oh yeah, I

733
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:05.960
thought it was really cute. I
loved it. I thought it was really

734
00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:07.280
it does seem like a movie you
would like. I did like it a

735
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.519
lot. And I also watched a
movie the other night. It was a

736
00:57:10.679 --> 00:57:15.280
little slow, but it was very
good. It's a movie called Swansong and

737
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:22.039
it's with my friend Jennifer Lawrence.
Your friend, I may not Jennifer Lawrence,

738
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:28.599
Jennifer Coolidge. Sorry, he's actually
friends with her and we had uh

739
00:57:28.679 --> 00:57:32.280
And it's Udo Ker and Linda Evans
the old school in it, Yeah,

740
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:36.920
from Dynasty, and it is on
Hulu as well, and it was good.

741
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:40.559
It's called Swansong. I was going
to say something super important and I

742
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:45.679
completely forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, Alan Arkin died. I

743
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:50.400
left that till I forgot about that. But yes, eighty nine years old,

744
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:52.880
he won an Academy Award for Best
Supporting Actor for Little Miss Sunshine.

745
00:57:52.960 --> 00:58:00.320
All kink Alan Arkin. He was
in Argo the in laws. He died

746
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:02.400
at eighty nine years old, and
didn't that one after get found in the

747
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:07.480
mountain. Yeah, they confirmed the
remains are his. Yeah, Julian say,

748
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:13.079
yes, Wow, we've covered just
about everything we have. Wow,

749
00:58:13.239 --> 00:58:17.039
Stiffler's mom, that's right that he
Um hasn't yet asked to be on the

750
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:22.480
podcast. We're gonna, We're gonna
let it go because she's like really popular

751
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.199
right now. But friends of the
celebrity that I want to meet, like

752
00:58:24.880 --> 00:58:31.079
Harrison Ford, na Reeves. I
know we're Steven Spielberg now, right.

753
00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:37.760
If Keanu Reeves comes walking in that
door one of these mondays, Brian would

754
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:42.199
wet his pants. What what would
you do for me? What would you

755
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.760
do? In general? Would give
you twenty dollars? No, I won't

756
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:50.440
want to accept that. It's too
little damn near anything. Would you devote

757
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.519
your lives to me? I don't
know. We don't have much for me

758
00:58:53.599 --> 00:59:00.320
to devote too, So I know
what I'll think of something? I think

759
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:01.719
I said a year of free producer. Oh that's right, you did,

760
00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:05.760
you did? Okay, okay,
okay, okay. I really want that

761
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:08.800
to happen but okay, I work
on the chair first. Oh yeah,

762
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:14.320
let's get a priority straight. All
right, we gotta It's okay, you

763
00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:16.760
guys, Thank you so much for
sticking around with us for so long.

764
00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:22.320
It's been an hour already might flew
by fourth, Jo, you are done.

765
00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:25.239
I don't want to hear about any
other shows you've seen. I'm over

766
00:59:25.360 --> 00:59:30.320
it. Whatever and uh no,
but good suggestions. I like them.

767
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:34.239
I like them, Lisa, you
two you can't just say that without saying

768
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:37.199
whatever. You know. I don't
even care anymore. Oh, Keanu reeves

769
00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:40.320
and is underwear anyway? Yeah,
happy fourth of July. I hope you

770
00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.800
guys have a great time whatever you
do or what are you gonna do?

771
00:59:43.840 --> 00:59:45.880
Are you gonna do anything fun?
I know I'm gonna lay low? Are

772
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:52.119
you gonna do anything fun? Brian, I'd probably see some family and watched

773
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:57.320
Is anybody gonna watch fireworks? Uh? Yeah, I do? We care

774
00:59:57.320 --> 01:00:00.119
about fireworks? The neat when you
see him, but I'm not gonn got

775
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:01.119
my way. I went to corner. I'll ask you to watch fireworks,

776
01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:05.840
and I was a nightmare. Back
is a nightmare. It should be three

777
01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:08.199
hours to get home. It didn't
take me that long, but yeah,

778
01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:14.880
it was bad anyway. Well,
happy fourth Matt, Yeah, Happy fourth

779
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:20.000
of July everybody. Then wow,
I was just saying, like he said,

780
01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:23.639
oh nope, that counts, Laura
say it. Love your podcast and

781
01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:28.519
I love you, my sweet baby. Thank you guys so much for to

782
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:30.119
get in there with us. Yeah,

