It's just like the old radio show with the addibility to swear a lot from
a mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler dots Ji
Bram. It's bilified but Bill Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship. All the day is finally here
day, Yes, thanks about time. The networks have gotta be like,
oh, thank god all the hype because the talk, all the drama,
so much hype, so much talk man drama. I haven't wrote a column
for the Times, Wake County that starts with blah blah blah blah blah,
Yanni, YadA, YadA, talk talk talk talk talk. Here we go.
Let's just get to the games. Wow, that's we's never written.
So we have a pick him contest that you can get in on, but
you gotta be Can you join at any time? You can join it at
any time. It makes it difficult to win unless you're really really good.
Got you, But you can join at any time, whether it's it's a
Yahoo account and uh it's part of Yahoo Fantasy. So you go there and
every week. It's just straight up pick them games, all right. So
I've named my team Billy Blitz and it is part of the Bilified pick him
group, which you do. We have the link up on all our socials
and things that you can find, and we'll make sure that it stays out
there as well. But tonight Kansas City Detroit. I gotta tell you,
I'm leaning now. I've not made my picks. I thought we would do
them now, but I'm leaning towards Detroit to win this game. You don't
think so. I think Detroit's gonna cover. I don't think they're gonna win.
Okay, that makes sense that that that makes sense. But I mean
we're not talking is gonna win the football game? What's the line? Think
it's four and a half? All right, I'm gonna say, fine,
fucking I'll go with Kansas City. I just feel like that's just like this
such a safe pick, however it is. But you're you're you're supposed to
make the picks, right, I mean, that's the That's the thing about
this. I just think Detroit's not ready for prime time yet. They had
one decent this year. They got a head coach who's fired up the Bills
have been through that. Well. We got a great coach, they have
a sharp off they have a sharp offensive coordinator, and Jared Goff is a
guy who needs a strong, sharp offensive coordinator. We saw that with him
in Sean mcvagh And when Sean McVay felt that he couldn't get anything more out
of Jared Goff, he sent him packing to Detroit and got Matthew Stafford.
The Lions get golf, and golf has kind of had a little bit of
resurgence last year. He's more energized, he's more juiced, all right,
So we'll go with a couple more games here sunny at one o'clock. Kind
of a sleeper. I think Atlanta and Carolina. I would take Carolina.
I'm taking into Anna. You're taking Atlanta schedule in the NFL. Caroline's gonna
be starting a rookie quarterback, Desmond Ritter's gonna be in the second year in
Arthur Smith's system. I like Atlanta. I've seen a lot of people taking
Atlanta to win that division. Okay, it's it's like the easiest division in
football since John Fisher could win that division. Cincinnati and Uh I think the
safe pick is Cincinnati, but Cleveland. I don't think time taking Cleveland.
Take clean to the Cleveland's like the Sleeper. Yeah, because it's Sean Watson.
Damn. I can't was the sleeper. Okay, jackson sleeper. They
can't be the sleep. Everybody's talking about taking Jacksonville over Indie. No,
that's easy. I'm taking now. Well, well it's not really because usually
when they go to Indie, Indie beats them. But I gotta go with
Jacksonville in this one too. They're gonna have a hell of here. I
think they're gonna be the EMPCY Championship game. I think John Fisher. Uh,
I'm gonna take Minnesota over Tampa Bay. Yeah, that's safe. Bet
I'm gonna take don't have any faith in Baker, Tennessee over nons have going
New Orleans? Why Tennessee. I think it's gonna be in New Orleans,
a right, And I think that David Carr, Yeah, David Carr,
cheez, Derek Carr. It's gonna be like I'll show you mother efforts.
Do you think something? Oh? Yeah, okay, I'm picking Tennessee.
Uh. San Francisco at Pittsburgh. I like San Francisco even though it's a
cross country games and Pittsburgh looked tough when they played Buffalo. It's gonna be
a close game. I mean, what's the spread, because I might take
Pittsburgh with the points if I were betting with the spread. But I'm gonna
take San Francisco out right. Uh, Washington versus Arizona. I like Washington.
That's an easy one. And Washington's bad. That's just just you how
bad Arizona is? So you like Washing like Washington? Yeah, Cala Murray's
not playing Baltimore at Houston. Backam on. This game's at Baltimore. We'll
take them. This is gonna be This is gonna be like the Josh Allen's
first game where it was a monsoon in Baltimore and the Ravens just beat the
piss out of Nathan Peterman and then at halftime, mcdermick goes, Okay,
it's your team, bro. Is that the four reception game? No?
No, that was no. I don't think it was. He may have
thrown four. His records five, yeah, the record is five. That
was terrible. He just finally got cut by the Bears too. I don't
know if somebody picked him up or not. He might be on a practice
squad somewhere. What did I do here? Why am I not hearing anything?
Okay, we're still coming through. Yeah, we're still coming through.
Still. I don't know how people on my uh, on my computer,
of a sudden things went silent. Uh. All right, we'll go with
Chicago versus Green Bay. That's a tough pick because I went with Green Bay.
I went with Green Bay. I'm gonna go with Tremaine Edmonds. Okay,
Well, Chicago is broughtting a lot of money. Justin Fields though,
like I don't. I hate going the analytics guys because they wrote off Josh
Allen and Josh Allen became Josh Allen that we know and love today. But
this thing is like nobody ever. They say, guys like Justin Fields,
quarterbacks like him, don't take that leap from their second to third year.
If they haven't taken the leap after their first year, they probably won't do
it. And they don't have an offensive minded head coach. It's gonna be
tough for Justin Fields. Whereas you know, Jordan Love, he's not spectacular,
but he's been in that system for a while. Yeah, that's a
good point. But maybe I'll switch. You gotta get him the ball though,
Denver versus Vegas, I may take Denver and takes at Denver. I
could see, I could see, I could see Vegas. Uh. Philadelphian
Payton has been like telling everybody like how bad the Broncos were until he got
there. It's you're like, you're basically you're setting a tone for Hey,
we're gonna suck this year, so don't blame me, all right. So
then Philadelphia versus New England, I'm gonna take Philly. Yeah, that's a.
That's a. That's a pretty safe bet. Chargers first, Miami at
Chargers still say San Diego after all these years, they don't feel like an
LA team, do they know? Seattle versus the Rams? Seattle, that's
easy. The Rams. They're only spending like sixty five million dollars this year.
Dallas at New York Sunday Night. I'm I'm gonna take the Giants in
this one, okay. And then Buffalo. I will take Buffalo because I'm
always a homer. Uh Jets, and there they are the favorite, but
undeservedly, so I think undeservedly, but they are the favorite. Buffalo.
Yeah. At home, it'd be a five and a half. Yeah.
So, I mean like Vegas likes likes the Bills, I mean I want
the Bills to win, but I'm picking the Jets. Perfect scores for these
games. Oh you gotta those are your typebreakers? You could do those later
if you want. All Right, well I'm gonna do. I'm gonna say,
uh, twenty one. Seventeen in Dallas and New York are gonna say,
uh, I'm gonna say twenty seven. Certain some who comes into the
show on Mondays is a big Cowboys fan actually laid it out on Facebook today.
Big time broke it all down as to how he thinks the Cowboys are
gonna beat Jacksonville in the Super Bowl this year. Why is my status?
Why does my status say incomplete on this thing? Did you do all the
type breakers about them? It was like five of them? Uh? Typebreaker
two? Who will score the most points this week? The most points scored
this week will be sixteenth stone? Oh man, who can score the most
points? I'm gonna say San Francisco. And who will score this actually went
with Jacksonville on that one. Did fewest points. I said, Houston,
that's pretty safe. But I think I said that, or Arizona one of
the All right, there we go. Okay, yeah, who's sports book?
No, I don't want that. So now, if you want to
win, go ahead and pick exact opposite of what Bill just laid off.
Wait, I just hit saved picked. What's it doing saving? Ninety four
percent of people have picked Philadelphia over New England. By the way, Kevin,
let me see where the Buffalo game is. Seventy six percent of people
picking Buffalo that I guess that are in our our little bubble here. I
think that's all of that. Yeah, that's all of Yahoo. Oh,
that's all because that was laid out before I even signed up. So you
can join our group, and the winner at the end of the season after
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finishes eating for one hundred and fifty. Danny's not gonna eat for one hundred
and fifty. I have something that I want. I want Danny to do
something for me, though I hang on one more time body massage. Now
come I'm not hearing this. What happened? What was something went wrong with
the computer? Stop fing with the board? Oh, I know, I
know. I'll bring it up again later for some other reason. Really,
Yeah, I'm plugging. Uh did anybody see the lightning last night? I
saw all these some of it talking about lightning. I missed the entire thing
because I was here. I didn't go home to late and it was over
by the time I left. But I saw this stuff on Facebook. And
then I was somewhere today and I hear did you see the lightning? And
I was like, anybody else have anything to talk about? Okay when you
talk about the weather? All right? But it was pretty there was It
was a nice lightning show. It was a cool lightning show. Somebody caught
a picture over their house and almost looked like a haunted house. The way
we lit up. There was no sound to it. It was just sky,
the sky, cloud to cloud lightning. What you couldn't hear thunder anything,
heat, lightning And uh, look at Danny, Look at this town,
little people. What are you doing? All those what were you doing?
I was working out and I was reading last night. Yeah, after
I left here. Yeah, I'm dedicated man. Yeah, you've inspired me.
You don't work out watch this. It was in the bathroom alone by
himself, but kept playing. I have the tiger on a loop. All
right. If that's what you were doing, good for you. I missed
the lightning entirely. However, there is something that is going to happen on
April eighth, and supposedly I'm hearing. I can't imagine this. Fifty thousand
people may come to Rochester because of this. Oh, is it the eclipse.
Yeah, it's opening day for the Red Wings. It's the it's we
are in the pathway, on the path of totally totality. It's totality.
Awesome for the twenty twenty four total solar eclipse. So it'll happen at three
twenty pm and it's three minutes and thirty eight seconds of total darkness. The
lunar eclipse April eighth, so that in the afternoon, hopefully we won't have
snow, and we could on April eight, but this is when the Moon
passes between the Sun. Now the Moon is significantly smaller, but just because
of the illusion and the distance from each other, to look like the Moon
is blocking out the Sun and I think that there's a pathway and in my
hit Buffalo and then us and supposedly, supposedly we are the last place for
you to see the lunar eclipse. And I'm hearing that there's gonna be fifty
thousand, five hundred. I don't know. There was some number that began
with the five was experience what you'll experience at midnight. I mean, it'll
be the same like every during the day, Danny, It'll be like everyone
they just fly to Anchorage, like during the winter time. On a random
day, you'll get the same thing. This is your hometown. Ten you
get one noon. This is too And I'm pretty sure April eighth is a
Monday. So I think we need to have like a big party. I
think we need to have a band called Vanity Project come out and they need
to learn this. Yeah you gotta turn around. Come on, Danny version
get the Dan band. They did this and yeah, it was a wedding
crashers was it? Whold school school? Whole school? It's down was even
now. I'm then I get a little come on, dammy, I may
have you done a said Cherry ok here with a friend ever now? And
then I get a little bit time see him. I've been looking your eyes
every now and then a fall apart, and fucking every now and there a
fall apart. It's great. I was in the dampan version. That should
have been the name of the band. Was that like goten like warm for
like colow talk every night? Probably? Yeah? Coolos taking the crest of
dedications ever now given ladies lady boners every night? Did it wiggle looking to
her? Ye? The fact really isn't that attractive now? She's not looks
just rude with being to say, but hoot the backup singers, you gotta
sting this part, turn around bright eyes. But this was a hit,
there was was it eighty seven? Eighty eight? Uh? I don't know.
I thought it was earlier than that, but you probably it's not my
playlist in my part. It's not a shame to say it right next to
bowl? Come on? Maybe here we go today? How much did she
smoke before she sang listen? I think John High wrote this. I don't
license player. Did they say total eclipse of the heart at any point?
Yeah? Here we go here now in Rochester just three and a half minutes.
Oh that's it. I think we should have Like I mean, I
think there'll be a lot of national news coverage and stuff, but I think
we should have some kind of like a bill if I party out there,
we should and we should have your band play. And I'm serious. I'm
gonna start working. Three of the guys are retired, so that won't be
too hard. I'm trying to figure out, can we get this parking lot?
Can we set up somewhere? Could we do it down along the canal?
I mean it all is going to be weather dependent. Airport in the
line of it though already you have to go west side. Well, I
don't know it's at Rochester. I'm assuming calf Kevin Williams, he'll tell you
what he'll tell us if we're in there. Sure he probably knows you think
so he knows everything else. He's very smart. Should we try to just
keep He knows the average weight of a rain drop in Albuquerque? He does?
What the fuck does? He maybe has come. I also have a
question about like heat, like heat warnings. Yeah, okay, because there
was a heat warning in Rochester earlier this week. I'm like, these people
have ever been to Texas or Tennessee. It's all relative to you. That's
my question though, if it's relative, I mean, like heat is heat?
Man, here's what it is in Austin. Point here are the people
in Austin? Like is their heat like warning higher because they're used to it?
Yeah? Probably? Well that's kind of okay. Yeah, you adapt
her you're surroundings. Can I guess it's period today? I'm just being he's
not being factual. You're like a grumpy I'm asking legitimate questions. Nobody gives
you shit about. Hey, I just want to know, and they do
a heat thing. I mean, this is the same. How does it
comparta to Austin, Texas? Are we pushies here? That's what I want
to know. What are we just a bunch of pushies in the northeast?
What if it snows during the heat warning to the sody opened up a course
light? Can uh let me try to see if I can dig up Kevin
Williams number real quick and now, man, these can't really are as cool
as the rocky? Are we allowed to? Uh? You think it's okay
to call him just blind? Would he get I don't know, I don't
mean it's just like a Thursday night weather centers. You might get a weather
center. Well I don't, I don't want to. I may have it
too, if you don't know, I haven't find it. I think I
have. I do have it. Uh, I'm going through somebody here we
go. Yeah, all right, I gotta make sure I'm connected though.
This is great pod right here? Baby, This is it. This is
how, This is how you can't. This is how instead of feeling Danny
stops bitching what the hell's going on there? Let me see go picking football?
Danny's bitching why you hadn't pick the football. I thought it'd be fun
to go through and pick a little bit on the air. We do it.
We did it fairly quickly, Yeah we did. We did talking about
there and then the music stopped and then we play Bonnie Tyler and yeah,
well Bonnie Tyler and won what do you mean where boners going? Sometimes she
does? Yes, you said she just not attractive, so I just thought
she wasn't as it was weird like you would see certain people when when videos
became popular, like oh, that's what they look like, but it's relative,
like okay, here's an example. She's setting that video in the eighties.
I mean, you gotta think that's fifty years ago. Here. Here's
the thing. There's a lot of people where the voice really doesn't match the
face, like post Malone, such an angelic voice, and then you see
him, you're like, oh my gosh, yeah, how did that come
out of that? Right? And then Bonnie Tyler? How the how did
that come out of Bonnie Tyler? Like? Sounds like she was smoking cigarettes
between verses and taking puffs. I kind of like it though. I thought
she sounded pretty good. Yeah, there's there's there's there's room for that.
I am connected. Let's see if we can go back over Miley Cyrus over
time. Hang on one second, let me grab this call because this will
be important right now. Jordan, how does you know? Jordan? We're
doing the podcast right as you call? Jordan? Ah, wait, hang
on, how come we're not? Yeah, you hit that little bluetooth button.
There we go, Jord. Take two? All right, Jordan,
Yeah, we're on the What you called me? You tell me what's up?
We're doing the podcast? Am I alive right now? Yes? Do
you need to bury a hooker? Don't worry about it. I'll call you
back later. Well, what's it about? What's going on? Let's help
you Uh, well, I wanted to talk to you about something involving the
podcast. Okay, Why so you know how I did a bunch of that
fundraising stuff for track last year. Yeah, I'm gonna have to triple the
number of money play the amount of money I raised last year. Okay,
so you're gonna ask me to put it out on the podcast for people to
donate. Let's is how you're asking, all right, do it right now?
Give me your pitch. Give the pitch to everybody. Come on,
I don't have it. What do you mean you don't have it? You
know what it was from last year. Let's go. Come on, I'll
shoot you advertising rates over after the show. Do you want to have I
think you're more sized check because I could do that. I just needs some
like so I don't have it. All right, Well, once you have
it, uh, call back and we'll put it up and I'll put it
on my socials and stuff. I appreciate that, of course. Are you
all right? You sound annoyed? Yeah, I'm good. I just wasn't
expecting to call in the middle of the shell. I'm sorry. Well you
have to. It's not like it's a mystery as to what time we record
this every night. It kind of is for me. No, it's it's
really not. It's it's every night we take it. It could be nine
am for him. He may have just gotten college kids do that. Yes,
that is true. All right, how's everything else? Everything good?
Yeah? So far? Okay? All right? You're ready for the total
eclipse of the sun in April eighth, right here in the Greater Rochester area.
I wasn't before, but I guess I am now. All right,
good, we're gonna We're gonna have a big party. Dan's got a new
band. It's called Vanity Project. The Vanity Projects. Accuse me, the
projects like the Ohio State. What's that? I will definitely be there.
Cool. Well, we're gonna work. We need we need bouncers. There's
one you can you need security, Jordan. You can be a bouncer,
Jordan. All right, all right, all right, talk to you later,
buddy, I love you. All right, let me do that.
So I watched that Peyton Eli Manning commercial, you know, would remind me
of Jackson and Jordan Moran. Yeah. The tool it's just like automatic,
like like Peyton is is Jackson and Jordan of course is Eli. It's it's
hysterical. Do you see the full seven minute version? Though, yes,
there's a seven minute that that's hilarious. The best is to Jim Ersay like
telling stories in the back room. I was like, oh, and little
Wayne's going, oh no, okay, kid, you're not gonna lay a
track down with that. And then they try to put sleeves on Pat.
They staple like, I'm Pat McAfee. Yeah, that's what he was doing
during the heat lighting is watching those videos. Don't ever lift weights and watch
the Mannings man, you'll pull something that came out came out. Mister Williams.
Mister Williams, this is Bill Moran from the podcast. I'm sorry to
call you blind. We are on the podcast. Is it okay to talk
to you for three minutes? Well, I'm actually on the radio, Bill
about thirty seconds. Okay, well then we will. We will try you
another time. Yeah, if you if you can, but I'm going live
on a one of my stations on a storm Watch, so I got I
can't speak now, though I would love too otherwise. Okay, Well we'll
try you again another time. Okay, Bill, all right, thank it?
Bye? Okay by h Binghamton right now, as we're recording, this
is under a tornado watch. Okay, yeah, cleaning there. It was
Orange Skies and I was talking to somebody and uh, they said, yeah,
man, I went through Binghamton today and there was all kinds of warnings
for tornado. While they are there, they're man made tornado. They want
to clean out and like start building the big houses. It's gonna go from
bingham to the uticat. Not art pit, it's a lot of armpit.
We'll take a moment. There's a big article that Rolling Stone is done on
Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show, and I have thoughts I want to hear.
Yeah, i'll share. I had seen it too, but okay,
yeah, no, no, no, but I read I thought what you
sent me would be a condensed version. I think it might have been the
actual thing because I thought it was. Yeah, I thought it was an
aggregated piece. Two thought i'd breezed through it. And I was reading that
and I had read the rolling Someone's pretty much the same thing. So uh
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little brother there. Jim Morrison died in Ferres. Friends, I know I'm
a little behind. Work with me and be sure to like and subscribe to
Bilified wherever you get your podcast. Why'd you say Danny, Why did you
say, I don't remember, did you? Yeah? He died in Pierre
Lache. I don't understand what I don't know. I don't if you're referring
back to like three months ago when you interviewed your brother, a little brother.
Yeah, but I don't. I don't. We never like Kevin meet
Morrison and everybody I know he does, but we didn't. We did not.
Jim Morrison is still alive. He went to Paris searching for answers the
questions that bothered him. So it's a Jimmy Buffett. So uh so somebody
dropped up, somebody dropped off a present, I guess, like last week,
and they left it in the mailbox there and I got a message day,
did you get the present? And I said no, but stand by
and went out and it right here on the bag. It says, remember
they catch up with you. Remember they catch up with you. So then
that's a great, A good question. No, there's a company. It's
called Highly Baked, Made with Love and Cannabis, and these are as dill
like oyster crackers. And then this one Highly Baked again, made with love
and cannabis, garlic, dill like cheese. It's and the person said,
only eat like eight follow suggestion. I have not eaten Anny. So I
said, well, who makes these? Where are they from? And Highly
Baked is a company in Rochester. So the person sent me she's I get
to mention, I got a girl. I go, okay, well it's
a company. So what's the company? Because I want to help these people
out. I feel like New York State has really slowed things down. New
York sucks. Well, they slowed things down and to be able to tell
people today, they were talking about having a meeting about getting everything going in
like October. Okay, another month, all right, well hebout the meeting
at least then at least then you know what I always love is when we
have meetings about the meeting, about the meaning that we had, and when
we have another meeting about the meeting, and when we have all shoots of
meeting. Anyway. Uh so the high lea Baked to the company. So
it's this woman. I think her name was Julie. I requested to follow
her because the person sent me linked to her Instagram page I follow. I
requested, she accepted, and I sent her a message saying, hey,
I'd love to get you on the podcast. I don't know that I've heard
back yet, but I haven't heard back as of yet, but I don't
know. The message may have come in since we started, but I probably
would save these four. I don't know tomorrow. Here's the weird thing about
those unless you always want to try him now nah, So right, so
everybody always talks about I've never smoked pot but they say you get the moon
chies. Okay, they tell you only eat eight, right, you eat
eight? Then it gets you all like, oh, I want to eat
more. Well, you don't. Don't eat that? Okay, you don't
eat That's like almost like saying like, yeah, don't but but don't but
make sure you have other things around. I mean, the thing is like,
you don't want to that. That can? It can? I mean
a lot of potheads when you look at them, they're just kind of fat.
That like Jerry Garcia, you know, yeah that worked out well I
did for a number of years. Two cheese, Well, no, I
mean the dude. Look, I'm just saying, like, you know,
like everybody did look at your wife Dot cooked dinner tonight? What's going on?
No, she didn't well he didn't live in a blue zone they didn't
know well, see, but I wanted to. I felt like I was.
I put together some of those promos, the videos that we did from
yesterday where we talked about the Blue Zone docuseries on Netflix, and I don't
want to sound like a complete asshole, and I felt like I didn't maybe
properly explain my position on things like live, laugh, love or whatever that
that thing is. I'm saying that a lot of times what we do is
we grab onto something and it becomes a fad, not a lifestyle. And
I think sometimes when you apply the word lifestyle, people find that a turn
off. It becomes like discipline, Right, it's something, it's hard.
I gotta I gotta make it part of my lifestyle. That sounds ugly.
And what my point was the people that they're talking about in these blue zones,
like Sardinia is an island that they had nothing. They couldn't get.
No one was shipping to them one hundred years ago. They weren't bringing in
things. They had to be resourceful. So they had to be resourceful and
they did it. And because of that, there was you know, gardening,
which was light work, and they had things that they did all day.
And also what happens when you're doing things like gardening or pruning your plants
or weeding your garden. Your mind is occupied and you're not so much focused
on your worries. Your focus is pulling the weeds and something else, and
it gives you a chance to sort of relax and enjoy and take your mind
off things, which is I think it's very important. So when I'm mocking
the live laugh love signs or whatever the fuck the order is, my wife
completely agrees with you. Well, I only say that because it's words,
right, And I believe this. I believe words don't teach, but they
are there to remind us, right, But they don't teach. It's not
teaching you how to live, laugh, love. It's a great saying.
We know how it would feel. That's the way we should all live.
And then you turn around and you're giving somebody the middle finger and tray and
your mother fucking the fact that your Starbucks was screwed up or they wrote your
name wrong on the cup, for God's sakes, and that's the worst thing
in the world. And everything becomes the you know what I'm saying, the
minutia of life takes over. And my point is, if live laugh love
is really the thing, what these they're showing you in this docum series is
most of these people don't take things too seriously. And I will say it
again and again. Nothing, nothing all that serious is going on here.
Nothing all that serious is going on. I mean, we could even say,
if you had cancer, maybe it's not that serious. Because a guy
in the Documseriies went back and ate and lived and focused on growing his grapes,
and he's one hundred and two. He had lung cancer at sixty six.
I can't explain that you got live laugh love in a bag right there
next to you. Yeah, I'm saying, well, I mean, look,
I think that sometimes. Uh I used I used to think, oh,
is it bad to get like really drunk and all that. Yes,
on a consistent basis, I think it did well. I think on a
consistent basis, it can. It can hurt you, It can start to
hurt families, It can do that sort of thing. But someone in a
controlled environment, every once in a while to let your hair down and get
a little buzz on and let and forget about things and just have some fun.
I don't know that that's that bad. I wouldn't say that it has
to be. I mean, it's all things in moderation. Why are my
glasses steaming up everyone? Because it's literally steam I know it is. Oh
whatever, anyway, Sorry, Winner is coming, Yeah, I know.
I don't want to. I worry about that. I worry the eclipse.
Yeah, the eclipse is coming in relieved. So there is a article that
is out from Rolling Stone. I don't know what to think of Rolling Stone
anymore because I feel like this this, you know, focus on sort of
tearing people down or trying to bust on stuff that I'm gonna you call the
woke the woke smoke. Uh okay. Well they were a great magazine and
nineties they mean, I used to love when the Librarian school would get their
latest Rolling Stone and we see what music's coming out, and they would just
like guys like PJ. O. Rourke and others, David Frick, they
hit just such great writing. And then when the Maxim magazine became a thing
and stuff and other get those guards magazines for guys, right, all of
a sudden, Rolling Stone aside to shift and make it more sexualized, and
they they alienated their entire audience, and then the people that like Red Maxim
weren't going to Rolling Stone because it's still the reputation of being Rolling Stone.
And then they just got more and more outrageous over the years, and at
one point they lost a lot of subscribers when they put the Boston bomber,
one of the Boston bombers, on the cover of the magazine that they did
an inside story about him. And they've had a lot. I mean,
like, I don't know anybody was any magazine subscriptions anymore. You can get
like gkup for ten bucks a year, well hard copy magas right, yeah,
yeah, sports Illus traded like hasn't broken a story in like years.
So I think by the way, Kevin, did we think my picks saved?
I picked saved several times. Since I don't know if anything I can,
I'm staying on the same page, facilities, let's go, we'll look
at it after, Okay, focus No, I was going back to to
try to grab the article. So according to this article, and it is
things that have been I believe in twenty sixteen, I think there were stories
in The New York Post and some other tabloids about his drinking and this this
sort of stuff. I don't know. I don't know if that's true or
not. Rolling Stone contacted more than fifty Tonight Show employees according to this article
past and present during the reporting of this story. After reaching out to representatives
for Fallon and NBC, Rolling Stone reached out to an additional thirty current and
former staffords. And while many of them praise Fallon's and Men's talent and communic
gifts, not a single one agreed to speak on the record or had positive
things to say about working on The Tonight Show. Nor would any of the
program's nine show runners since twenty fourteen comment about the program's namesake on the record.
They wouldn't give statements of support, as is common in the entertainment industry.
Now, when you got to the show runners, part yeah, and
that the fact that his executive nine years from the Late Show Dad was Seth
Meyers following the Tonight Show is the dream. That's the Cadillac of late night
shows. Even David Letterman would tell you tell you that well, and he's
like, now I'm gonna stay with Seth Meyers. That to me raised my
eyebrows. Like a lot of people just bitch and complain. Employees bitch and
complain because it's hard. I mean, you're you're working show. I wouldn't
put that on being with Jimmy or not with Jimmy. I would put that
on the fact that the Tonight Show it's it's I mean, look, you
had just gone through a tumultuous time. So we had Leno, and then
we had Leno lead into Conan, who would have then had this Tonight Show,
which pretty much sabotaged Conan because everybody just decided they would watch the earlier
version of the Tonight Show with Jay and so then when Conan comes on,
the audience drops. So now you don't really know what's going on. NBC
kind of all over the place, and we're going to give it to Fallon.
So Fallon gets it. And I'm wondering if, as an executive producer
who's got a deal, probably more with the management side of things, right,
talk to them, tell them what's going on, deal with the censors,
all this shit goes. Fuck that, man, I don't want to
go. It's too much pressure down here. I could see that like it
here. So that that's my thinking on it. And I also think that
a lot of times I feel like this was a bit of a hatchet piece,
and I think that and I think they're trying to get him out that
that that that that's the bottom line. I think that Jimmy Fallon is immensely
talented. I think that the world we live in now has gone to more
of a viral stuff. So when he does the songs with the kids insts
and things like that, it's great. But the ratings for the Tonight Show
with Jimmy Fallon are the lowest of all the talk shows at night. They
are, and but his viral stuff, his online stuff is some of the
highest, but their clips and so I don't so I'm wondering if now you've
got a writer's strike, you've got somebody who's making a nice salary and they're
just going it may not be worth it anymore to even have this. I
think you're going to see after this writer's strike and the fact that there's so
much switched to streaming services, that you're going to see a change in a
lot of the programming on television. I mean, we're already going back to
a lot of reality type shows or game shows, and we see more and
more game shows. They're easy to produce, there's nothing to really write.
The can create viral moments. I mean, look, Steve Harvey's just he's
taken the Family Feud, which he backed. You know, they batch record
that. I think he does like, I don't know, eight months worth
of the stuff in three weeks. They just go in and and shoot all
day, and in between he's got his viral moments where he's basically comes out
like a preacher and is giving me a life advice and everything. But so
I don't know what's going to happen with the structure of those types of shows
anymore, because they're expensive. They're expensive to produce, they're expensive for host
and then you do have writers and all that stuff. As far as the
other thing, I mean, I've known guys who wrote on the Tonight Show.
One of them it became a pretty i won't say his name here,
but it was he's a pretty well known comic of a darker humor and said
that was you know, he got fired from there, but didn't seem to
really hold the grudge. He's like, hey, you know, it's it's
kind of the way Jimmy's just wants lighter, funnier, lighter stuff. Jimmy
was always middle of the road, as they say in the article, was
kind of the middle of the road. There was never a lot of political
stuff, and there wasn't anything. He was just there to make it happy.
I think Jimmy's whole thing is making people happy. But I think the
pressure from NBC in that job is immense. I really do. And I
I think, like you know, Jay Leno, they extended the monologue and
he kicked everybody's ass forever. Then you had this stuff go back and forth,
and now you've got somebody who's doing more gamy stuff and bits, and
the ratings are down. So I don't know what kind of pressures on him.
And I know they're saying they get good Jimmy days and bad Jimmy days.
Okay, Look, you know what, there were people who would tell
you that everybody walked with their head down around Letterman set, and what an
asshole Dave was to actually work for, you know, not that he was.
I mean here they were accusing Jimmy of possibly being drunk on set at
times, and they smelled his breath. You'll read all this if you're read
the Rolling Stone article. I have no idea it seems like a shitty thing
to do to somebody when nobody's working right now. That's why I go,
could they be trying in a way? Who leaked this? Who agreed to
talk on the record. Who's gonna stab somebody in the back? Jay Leno
ran a show everybody fucking loved loved him right because Jimmy have meetings at his
house afterwards they would watch the show together. But Jay, Jay Wash But
Jay? Also, you could write for Jay. Any one of us in
this room could write a joke and fax it to the Tonight show. The
user in high school? Who would do that? For Carson and Leno both?
He would fax I only knew. I'm sure Carson probably did too,
but I only knew Leno, and I think he got seventy five dollars.
You got a seventy five dollars check for any any one joke you So if
you wrote three jokes. There was a guy in Bob River Show. Yeah,
I was just saying, yea, here on a bunch, here on
a bunch and then then oh this is funny story, rip Morning Show boot
camp, and they got this like screen where people could text him, which
is the stupidest dumbnest, dumbest radio thing ever. Right, so food prop
food prepared Billy Wrights. Yeah, maybe that's why Jay's no longer on the
air. And people go oh and Bob Rivers turn what's okay? Well no,
because I didn't think that everybody was realizing what was happening. I think
all of a sudden, nobody such I did this guy Padro from his show
wrote jokes or letto. I kind of forgot about that, and it was
Bob and his wife was sitting at our table as she was. Bob Rivers
wife was at our table, and I stupidly send this thing that goes that
explains why Jay's no longer on the air. And then all of a sudden,
you hear this collective the audience, and I was like, bro a
you then again and then everybody, everybody became a dick. After that.
They were all like they were trying to outd each other. I was trying
to outdike the room, but it was too late, folks, I got
you, Mine was already out. It was because he was trying to Bob
Rivers demons, trying to demonstrate how you could like interact with your audience through
this chat Box talking about Pedro writing jokes for Jay Letto and all these idiots
like boop for Pedro. Billy's like, all right, f this, I'm
gonna bomb this right now. I'm assuming there was alcohol involved. Oh it
was like ten o'clock in the morning. Go fuck you. It was a
Thursday morning. Tell what you say? Such a horrible thing. I kid,
you get extra dicky when you start drinking. It could be a hunk.
It could have been a hangover, It could have been it might might
have been having Dakris. I don't remember. Well, we were with b
J Shay the night before at the hotel. Yeah, remember, yes,
yes, would yell at that night? A few helled somebody that during that
Yeah, probably Bill No, no, no yelling. It's some guys.
That's a stupid question. Did go ahead? Yeah? I've been tried.
I've been trying to mentor you now for two years and you go up there.
Do you ask a stupid question like that? The uh? But I
do wonder like, is this a way to try to put a spotlight on
Jimmy Fallon and get him out as the host? It could be why would
you go to Rolling Stone to do that? Because you knew that Rolling Stone
would be able to publish. Yeah, okay, I do. I think
Rolling Stone is is looking for anything, and I don't know why they've they've
taken on more of a different agenda than telling me about music and what goes
on. They are being very honest and that no one was going on the
record. But what I don't like is, you know, like we were
talking about this yesterday, loyalty is a really important thing. And that's why
I said to you, like when we work together, Oh sure, we
made a way of fun amongst ourselves at times, but as a group,
I always wanted to be a fist, right, I wanted to be we're
all together, I think, right, yes, but that's what I wanted
to be a fist. So when we went and this is all at a
different company than I last worked at, but just so that way it was
a united front, and I was going to go to the mat and I
started to say, you know, when you said you went to the mat
for me, I don't know that I went to the mat for you.
But I was pissed because they were the ring they well they had an open
floor plant at this place. This is another one of those moments and she
and the general manager, uh sum On, who, by the way,
smart woman. I can't. I mean, I was like, I know,
but you can't stay in the position and do the things the job and
by the way, more of a personal issue was sued and so I should
just let that go. But has an but it has been very successful.
Yes, she has running that ship here for a while now. So I
can't. You can't, you can't, can't knock the thing. I don't.
I think she's the longest running GM in Rochester and by years probably.
But my thing is, I'm not a I'm not a fan of the style
of let's keep everybody kind of It feels like you're trying to quell people.
Keep a he goes some check. Don't don't let anything that's listen to this,
Kevin. She came to me and said, uh, Dan's contracts up
and he wants this, but we only pay whatever for the producers, and
which, by the way, I never had a conversation with her about this.
Yeah, I don't know that there was money. I just made it
up. I think there was something. And I said, just give him
the same amount of vacation that the rest of us on the show had I
think we had like four or five weeks. And she said, well,
we can't do that. I said, why, we can put together best
of automated. It'll be fine. I'll help him do it. We'll make
sure that gets done. And she said yeah, but if if we do
that for him, then another producers are gonna want the same thing. And
I said, excuse me, and she said yeah, Because I said,
how does anybody know? Why would anyone know what's Dan's deal, his private
personal deal with you. Why would anybody have to know that? Well,
people talk and they would find out. And I said, Okay, people
talk doesn't mean that everybody deserves the same thing. This guy has busted his
ass. We've taken the show to number one. Why it only makes sense.
You don't want to pay him more money? Find other ways to incentify
the guy. Let's let's show some value here. Well, if we do
that, then other people and then it spreads around, and then we've got
a problem. I go, I go, this is like reading my uh
what is it? Oh? You give a mouse of you as Oh,
this is like the classic book that I read to my kids. She goes,
wow, And so now I'm on the stairs. It's a Noble four
plan, and she's standing there in her people now starting mill around, and
I go, this is bullshit. I go, this is absolute bullshit.
And she goes, well, you know, and then other markets will hear
about it, and I burst out laughing, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
You're telling me that Dan Barillo's contract is gonna get out in Rochester and
it's gonna be such hot news that's gonna spread all the four weeks off.
So she's she's going, oh my. So she's saying, well, I
mean, I'm just saying this is how this stuff goes. And I said,
okay, let me tell you something. I got a buddy who works
for this company, and he's based in Seattle, but he's from Austin,
Texas, and he's going back to Austin, Texas and there and this company
is building him his own studio that he'll go to to do his morning show
back to Seattle from Austin. It'll sound like he's right there in the studio
with everybody else. But this company that we all worked for is building it.
I found that out. Now I want it. I'm going back to
Pokeepsie. I want to build me a step. She goes, that's basically
she she goes, come on, dyl Mur and she's viteful name. And
I said, do you realize how absolutely absurd and asinining this is? This
is complete bullshit. I go give the fucking guy the vacation and I walked
away. They wouldn't know, and I just I never under those are the
things gift card to the Jenny Brewer, Okay, but these are the things
that I'm saying that like as bosses all in one place. So what bothers
me when I read the Jimmy Fallon article is he doesn't have people that are
loyal there. It does say that he burned through a lot. I don't
know the pressures of that job. I don't know the pressures that he feels.
I want to talk to you about that because it's go ahead and keep
going it because like I just I just don't know the pressures and things.
And by the way, some people were complaining about one person who was sort
of the show runner, and they complained about her to Hr, and HR
then went and told this woman, Hey, do you know what Kevin said
about you? And then they had a good laugh and nothing happened. Kevin
said, you told them like, uh, hey see, we're eating an
awful lot today. I guess we're not gonna stay thin. Like they would
say things like this, or or Jimmy would write passive aggressive notes. They
said in this Rolling Stone on an article, I don't know. There's nobody
giving me a picture. You know, everybody's got a camera in their pocket
these days. Where's the picture picture? He went on record about. So
my only thing is it feels like a hatchet piece. Fifty people, not
one person went on record. Does it carry more weight coming from Rolling Stone
or from say like TMZ. For me, it would take carry more weight
coming from TMZ, because I will be honest, I think I think that
TMZ would come in from it with less of an agenda. I'm not saying
that maybe there is no agenda in this for Rolling Stone, but a lot
of their articles lately have been of that, you know, sort of this
acceptance of all things. And I'm not saying that we can't be acceptance,
but there needs to be a line for tolerance for everybody. Well, let
me ask you, Okay, So a month ago we talked about Ellen DeGeneres,
We talked about Rosie O'donald's right. And over time it seems that,
like we know that Johnny Carson's crew was miserable, but Carson died miserable,
old and alone. He had nobody all right, Letterman was sorry. Lennon
was the only guy that got along with his staff. Letterman would only talk
This has been documented. He would only talk to Paul Paul Schaeffer. He
wouldn't talk to anybody else was his head writer. But he, but he
was, but he. Letterman was known to be a jackass. In fact,
like at one point Jim Norton told his story where he was told don't
take a picture with Letterman after the show because he might flip out. I
mean, these guys are all freaking nuts. Is it the pressure or is
are they indebted to somebody who is holding all the cards? Hey, you
want to keep your own show with your own name on it. Well,
we don't know what kind of threats are coming. That's that's a fair point,
I know. And if you don't know how to handle that later.
Michaels is the most powerful man and in television he controls Saturday Night Live.
Yeah, he controls the Tonight shows. He does and he controls late with
Seth Myers. That's a lot of real estate on a lot of real estates.
So you know, I'm sure there's a tremendous amount of I know there's
a tremendous amount of pressure. I also know that, Uh for how don't
I say this without I don't think it's a bad thing to say. I
think that Jimmy Fallon would admit that he's addicted to fame. He loves it.
He loves he loves the adulation, and he loves he I don't know
if he needs the validation. I think he just really enjoys people, and
he likes to entertain and well, he likes to do the center of attention,
and I think sometimes that maybe that gets carried away. I don't know,
And I think that there there's also a lot of pressure and probably threats.
You want to see this, you want to steal this. Like Jimmy
Fallon is one of the most famous people in the country, maybe the world,
and when he walks in somewhere, I mean, we've seen it.
You were there, weren't you a Fallon when he came into Oh I'm sorry,
Saint Patrick's day when he was here. But I mean like you know,
I mean I watched somebody's screaming out so that I know Jimmy Man.
You know, it's like, well, there are people in town. I
know that, Like went to school with Jimmy Fallon in high school down in
Pegrates. Yes, yeah, so I think, like I think Jimmy's an
affable guy, and I think that it it sometimes is just there's a lot
of pressure with that. I don't know, I don't I don't know,
I don't know all that stuff. I think that though, I think it's
a different level. When you're at that level, I really psychologically be prepared,
and I don't think anyone is psychologically prepared for that level of fame.
Maybe not, maybe not. Think about all these people who have like all
these drug problems in showpezins, alcohol problems, divorced and all of sudden,
there's immense pressure. You have to sell. I don't want to say sell
your soul, but you have to sell something. There's always a price,
and that price tag is huge. It maybe your stomach, it may be
your mind, but you're gonna you're gonna have to pay with something. I
think that a lot of people wind up a lot of people who are attracted
to that it's an escape from whatever. They usually have a very dark sad
side. You end up going to another dark sad side. Yeah no,
but a lot of people who were in entertainment are, especially comics, a
dark sad side. I don't know that. It sounds like Jimmy came from
a pretty balanced family and all. I have no idea there a few people
could be Jerry Seinfeld who had a relatively normal life. Well you've got in
the article. I mean, well, Jimmy, Jerry Seinfeld says, that's
all bullshit that he snapped at a guy. He goes, he stumbled over
a card, and he might have jokingly goes, we joked about it.
We still joke about it. So some of these things get twisted some people.
Look, there could be so much jealousy and animosity behind the scenes.
You know, watch things like The Morning Show that's all based on real stuff
on Apple TV, and the infighting among the producers and the backstabbing that goes
on. I think that that stuff is Yes, it's real. And you
know, you've got somebody who's got a lot of pressure on them and is
depending on you to deliver, and may go lame. What's wrong with you
today? Right? There's always a power behind I can I could see that.
But the bottom line with this is I do wonder with a writer's strike,
with everything that's happening in streaming versus broadcast, what happens to shows like
The Tonight Show, and could this be somebody's attempt to try to get him
out. I don't know, That's all I took it as. Yeah,
it felt like a hatchet job to me. Oh yeah. The other thing
too with Jimmy is that like he he's always been an agreeable guy in terms
of like the people, like in other words, like you said, he's
a happy guy. So he has Trump on his show and he's like messing
with Trump's hair and everything. He had a relationship with Trump. He didn't
know Trump the jackass. He just knew Trump for how he treated him,
So he had a good relationship. He's he's he's you know, he's rubbing
his hair. He's getting so much crap for it. Meanwhile, Steve Carrell,
that's Steve Carrell, the other dude, dude, the guy on CBS,
Stephen Colbertt, thank you. Like his whole career took off in that
spot because he would rip on Trump, and all of a sudden, the
country, all the Trump haters started watching him, Yeah, and they weren't
watching the other guys. Everything became politicized, and it kind of like fault
because this show was garbage until like Trump started gaining momentum and he would make
fun of Trump. Yeah, and Jimmy Fallon was friends with Trump, and
that kind of shifted a lot of the audience to CBS. I yeah,
I don't know right now. All five have strike forced five podcasts. I
heard they like it's terrible. Oh, I haven't listened, like like there's
actually like there's actually good sense, some animosity, like on the set from
what I've heard. I haven't heard the podcast. I haven't heard the podcast.
So are they all doing it from their house? Yeah? Yeah,
so they're doing it from their respective homes. But I think any money raised
will go to their staffs of writers and things, because because everybody's part of
the writer's gill that is on strike. I don't know. Mystery guests.
Kevin is very excited. He asked Jimmy Fallon. He said to me this
he believes that he talked about the last This is a plus mystery guest.
That's what he said, A A list, A list. This last said
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I mean, guess Jess was a guest. Jack Arner's dead, so it's
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JJ from the Comedy Club. Yeah, so that all right? Said?
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Guinness, Joe's Joe Dust Guinness. Great, where are you tennis players?
I love that commercial. I don't know I give who is it? Mystery
guest? Reveal yourself? Did they hang up? Are you there? Can
you hear me? Hello? Is this Billy it is? I don't know
who this is? Billy Billy morn which is fake fakes for Moran? I
doing my creepy gay wait is this Bobby? Oh? Yes, I'm afraid
you dumb fuck? Oh my god? And I played the Stones Bobby Slayer
boy. You know, I try to do like what's my line, my
gay creepy voice. And even this is why I can't make Dirney phone calls
vocals, because even when I do a creepy gay, transsexual lunatic voice,
you can still guess who it is. So I I thought I thought I
would try again. And yeah, you played the Stones, which which,
by the way, yes, God, you see the video yesterday? Was
it was great? I did not watch the whole thing. New video for
the new album is great. I watched, I mean for the song Angry.
I did see that. Yeah, I saw Salmon did a great job
interview. Remember because I know what a big fan, tremendous fan Jimmy is.
You know, when I when I did show your years ago, I
brought him a whole bunch of stones, a bootlegs stuff he'd never heard before.
And he's, you know, obviously tremendous stones and I thought he did
a great job interview with them. And you know, for eighty fucking years
old. You know, somebody posted on you always get these little cartoons on
Instagram and you know Facebook, and somebody posted a picture of Mitch McConnell eighty
one but Jagger eighty with the thing about that, in the fact that a
life of sex, drugs and rock and roll make you look great. Even
Keith Richards looks better than that's little face Republican Nazi fuck. You know,
well, I mean, I mean that the nicest way about mccond but big
I gotta think that, honestly, the sex right, you're doing what you
love, and when you're doing what you love, that just takes years off
your life, you know what I mean? Because well, yeah, I
like to think that's true. You know. By the way, so how
to the spokesman with with John because I do the sketches Sketchers commercials. That's
right. Yeah, I like the spokesman for Sketches, except they don't put
me on TV. They just use my voice on the radio. So I've
become the voice of Sketchers, which is fine because they are the best footwear
out today. What else are you? What else are you doing these days?
Like just still touring or you I've been doing Vegas gigs so I could
come. I stopped doing comedy before COVID okay, and I couldn't take it
anymore. I couldn't take the assholes. I couldn't take to travel. You
know. If I was making Don Marv done Burg, you know, Dave
Chappelle money and Slide, the propct jets and making that kind of dough and
I had that kind of talent, and I was you know, but you
know, the holiday ins and the you know, the horrible clubs and in
the morning radio. It just was getting too much. But I mean,
I have to do morning radio. You know, Weaves is great. I
would love. I used to love coming to Rochester and playing you know,
coming it's a concert, but you know, the trouble is just a pain
of the years. So and I got tired of doing stand up, you
know, a stand ups the kind of saying, like playing music, you're
not gonna be good at it, like you really love it, and it
became a grind. So you know, I do come. I'm going to
Vegas in a couple of weeks to see if I can do it again.
I haven't done forty five minutes and probably four years. Some kid's gonna go
play a little club because every once in a while a gig comes up.
So it is nice to dabble and try to have send a few a new
generation of woke woke the woke body to be able to do that. Yeah,
but the woke stuff is gotten's gone too far ridiculous. Well, you
know what, That's one of the reasons I stopped doing podcast because everybody would
say to me, so, what's it like today? You're doing comedy with
all the political correctness, and there's the same shit over and over and over
over again. But you know, there are guys like I make sued Bill
Burg, guys I give Chappelle, I'm sure a couple of other dozen comics.
I don't really watch a bunch of comedy where they still push the buttons,
they still do shit, fuss rock and you get more assholes that don't
like them, but then the people that appreciate it, because there's some people.
It's just it's just a generation of idiots we need. The number one
thing I think we need to do is to stop apologizing for stuff. If
you have an opinion, it's an opinion, and and you're you're entitled to
your opinion as long as you're not completely isolating or ostracizing any sect of the
population to have an opinion about stuff, it's fine. Not everybody needs to
incizing people is great. You know, it's like funny the end of the
day. My daughter says to me, I said, what I say.
She's like thirty three, so you know, she I said, somebody,
I think I's still retarded. You can't say the word retard. You can't
say that aboord dad. And she says that because she's fucking retarded. But
you know, it's like whatever. I still liked to upset people because I
think that, you know, most people, this roll should die anyway,
so I hate anyway. You know, you get people who still like making
people laugh, and I don't like making a laugh. I'd rather see them
suffer, So I'd rather just remove myself from the old situation. You know,
it just it sucks out there. So basically, he said, what
am I doing these days? I'm making these I can't really explain it on
the radio, but I'm making I'm doing some art pieces that my girlfriend is
selling in her in her gallery in Palm Desert. She's a jewelry she's got
a beautiful store. So I'm making and they're selling well, and I'm doing
the commercials scatters, and I'm you're doing a couple of gigs here and there,
but basically out of the goddamn fool But you're not making jewelry, are
you. You're not becoming Gary Busey. Are you going abucy making jewelry?
Yeah, I think you might be. Are you or are you painting?
No, I'm making these guitars. I can't really explain it. Really cool
art pieces. They're sold for a lot of money, but I've always told
a few for year and they take months to make. Anyway, you know,
you gotta dabble, you know, creative, creative stuff. And it's
like some people I look at, you know, it's funny. I was
looking at my friend Paul Stanley from Kiss, you know, He's making a
billion dollars touring, but the guys still paid Dick, and I was looking
at you even though they Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra. There's so many people
who are, you know, so successful with SHOWBI that like to do other
things besides you know, sing or play guitar or whatever. So since I
can't really do much, I'm really working on these guitars. And you know,
I said, I drink, I work, I swim, So I'm
just hanging out. I'm sixty eight years old. What do I got on
the ten twenty years? So fuck, I gotta do something that fun.
Absolutely. I used to love it when I'd be watching a Disney show with
my kids and all of a sudden, the mascot takes off their head and
it's his boppy slate. Wait, what are you talking about? What you
what happened? You were on a Disney show? Oh, the Duy show.
Oh my god, it was one of the worst experience of my life.
Oh, oh my god, with that fucking the horriblest de wi Levado.
When I was old, I belie the pole, Oh my god,
polar costume. Oh there wasn't think, Oh my god, that that would
be way before the best thing, you know. So they did this this
show, I guess it was big on Disney called Study with the Chances.
So my friend Steve Marmel, who is the creative producer you know, had
to come on. And they'd done this thing before. We would have the
angry cloud who hates children or you know you see them before, the kiddie
show host who uh you know, and because of my children. So I
was dressed in a Polar Bear costume. It was horrible. And I was
sitting in my dressing room at the old RKO Desilu Studios and all over there's
a lot you see these these plaques of you know, on this set the
Marx Brothers did to Night at the Opera, Oh Lucy and does he did
the Lucy Show? You know, Tom Mix and the Great Cowboys and Roy
Rogers and you walking around you see all these movies were shot there, his
classic keV shows. And I'm sitting in some dress room going, you know,
this could have been ground shows dressing room with John Wayne's dressed him.
And I'm sitting there to god, damn polar Bear. Con show business.
I'm in the same business as these people, but it just doesn't feel like
I am, you know, but I loved it. I go, oh
my god, look it is. It's Bobby Slayton, who I've seen many
times over the years here in Rochester. And then my favorite Bobby Slayton joke
was the Tampora House for Lightly Battered Women. And I know some gay guy
gave that to me back in you know, it became a joke that a
lot of people started using. And I never wrote I didn't write it.
I thought you did. All right, Well, I'm given credit. I'm
given credit this anonymous. I'm sitting at the same displace at San Francisco called
Enrico's, and some gay guy says it to me because he he's sitting at
the table next to me, and he was a regular at this place.
He said, I know you're a commedi and I wrote this joke, and
uh, you know, we were talking about sushi or something and he wrote,
I said, did you write that joke or did you take it from
somebody? Because I wrote it, I go, can I have it?
So it wasn't a joke joke that it was, you know, and then
a million people started doing it, and so I just dropped it at jampor
house, you know, for lightly batted women. Yeah, it was yeah,
you bet you do it now, I bet you you would get people
who would get upset of that, you know, yes, of course,
yeah. I mean it's amazing what people get upset about. But but you
know what, I started dabbling in comedy. Went back to this club called
Slappers, little local club here in Burbeck area in Hollywood, and I went
on two weeks ago, the first time in months, just to seem I
could do twenty minutes. And it went beautifully. And it was a young
crowd that came to see another comic, and I said, these kids are
gonna hate this, but it went fine, and it went out of my
way, make it for the almost able making fund of transsexual make it fun.
I pushed all the buttons, thinking that maybe somebody would get pissed,
and maybe they did, but you know, so it's fine. You never
know. I think a lot of people are so sick of that whole movement
of people getting upset. And it's amazing to me, with the world falling
apart, with global warming, with people getting shot you all over the place,
and super buckets and devils and Trump coming back, that piece of shit
and all these things. You're gonna get upset by a comic exactly do what
a retarded joke? Yeah, you know, so great, that's you have
to worry about. Really, really, it makes no sense. You know,
you brought up that you're on Fallon Show, and not that you want
to really comment on this. But Rolling Stone released an article today that I
feel is like a bit of a hatchet piece, and it talks about just
different things with Jimmy in a toxic work environment is what they call it,
and chaos behind the scenes and good Jimmy days and bad Jimmy days. But
there's been a lot of your friends who have had things like that written about
them over the years. And I gotta think you knew people like you were
tight with Robin Williams and stuff, and when those things are written, it's
got to really bother you. I don't know Fallon, well, I've met
him a handful of times, but I just it bothers me and I don't
like seeing that because I don't believe it. Wait, so wait, what
was the article about. So there's a whole article that Rolling Stone put out
today on the Tonight Show and they're just talking about the Tonight Show, that
there were good Jimmy days and bad Jimmy days, that they went through six
runners over nine years. Uh, you know, head runners, that people
it was a toxic work environment that you know, people feared Jimmy and they
feared this and they bee people be snapping and I you know, like there's
a lot of pressure on those shows. I mean, you know, a
lot of pressures. You know what. I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know fall would really well, yeah, you know, it's when he
was comicy for me a few times, which I didn't know. He's a
fan of mine and heat, you know, we talked occasionally. But you
know what, like you said, I'm sure they said that about the let
it be showing people. Well, I don't really do a lot of those
shows, but you know, I guess it depends. Yeah, there's a
lot of pressure. I can't imagine hosting a show every night. I can't
imagine being on one of those shows because I haven't done them in years.
But just go out and do fun. It's just stand up. These guys
gotta do this every night, and I'm sure they're there a lot of pressure.
They get paid. Fine, I can't speak for them. But you
know, well, what I say, I don't know what that's like.
Well, what I was saying is I knew you were friends with Robin Williamson.
Over the years. There were a lot of things written about him,
and I'm not sure that all of that was accurate or true. You knew
the guy real well, it's got to bother you. Well, yeah,
I knew Robin really well. Yeah, well, I don't know if anybody
knew really well. It's not we didn't hang out that much, but you
know, we kind of started out together. You know, when I start
out in San Francisco back in mid seventies, it was before Robbing got working
Mindy and it was me and Data Carr. I think be A Data started
the same weekend and so be A Data. And then about a year later,
you know Kevin Pollock, who of course went on but more shows and
movies than anybody. I still talked to Kevin and Data all the time.
And then and then Robin was you know, we were all opening for rock
roll bands in San Francisco, except for Robin because then he had more committity
or he shot the superstar up, but he was still in the even s
don't come to the clubs whenever we performed, and we hung out a lot,
and you know, yeah, it was you know, I kne him
right till the end. And I'm still friends with his widow and my girlfriend
is really good friends because like, well, I don't know if I should
tell a story in the radio. But nobody's listening to you anyway. But
but no, no, but your imaginary listeners. This is an interesting story.
I've told him before. I've told it before. But Robin's manager,
Larry Bresner, he kind of he didn't discover Robin, but he would discovery
kind of discovered Billy Crystal. Anyway, he managed Robin and Billy till he
passed away seven years ago, Larry Bresler. And Larry was a great guy
and he was a big, big fan of mine, and Larry would come
to see me all the top. I was actually with his company for a
while, and even Larry couldn't do anything for me. But as much as
he loved Robin and Billy and these two comedic geniuses, I made him laugh
foot and anybody. He would tell me that that been a lot to be.
Will you manage people like Robert Williams at Billy Crystals. So when when
Larry passed away seven years ago, I went to his funeral and his widow
asked me to speak, and I'd never beat her before, and so I
get up to speak, and you know, of course Billy goes on first.
He's going to do a couple of minutes, goes up like twenty minutes,
and then Rob Ryder goes on, and then Mike bind Her, and
then Marty Short and then John Lovett's going on and on on, and Larry's
brother. So it's like an hour and a half. They put me on
and I said to his widow after it, what it would be enough to
all these people for it? It's like a comedian's gee, she said,
because you were my husband's favorite comedian. Anyway, the bottom I was the
first time I met his widow, And three months later, my wife's died
and I called up his widow. She lived, like I didn't realize,
it looked like right up the street from me, not to say block,
but literally a five minute drive in La that's next door neighbors. And I
called her up and I figured that we should have a drink. My wife
just passed away, and we had a drink and we've been together ever since.
Oh really yeah, yeah, it's got a yeah crazy. You know,
I've never met her. My wife died. Anyway, it's like the
widow and the widower got together. Anyway. She would tell me stories about
Robin and x Lowry. But then the bottom ide is, yeah, it
was I would read a lot of stuff about Robin about taking material and Robin
did lift jokes, you know, but he was such his mind was so
crazy, and I've always he's taken a few of my jokes, and you
know, I called him boys and I said, you know, he did
my joke on said now and I don't I feel weird calling you about this
because he was all pay him for the joke, and he used to pay
people. He's the right checks. And Robert firing stopped. He would step
out of the comedy store and out of the improv. He wouldn't watch other
comics because he didn't want to be accused of taking stuff before And then anyway,
he said, they took one of my jokes. I don't want money.
He said, just don't do that joke again, and then he did.
Robert wouldams up Broadway, you know, on HBO and did it again,
and I said, Okay, well whatever. But the thing about Robert,
his body was so crazy. I remember when we would hang out in
the club to San Francisco. I would remember I would tell him a joke
and literally twenty minutes later, Robert would come up and tell me the same
joke. I said, I just told you did not fucking joke twenty minutes
ago. That's what was my work. He would it would so suff thin
and he didn't realize. All right. You know, I'm not saying that's
an excuse, because stealing material is one of the worst things comics could do.
But Robin was such a special kind of guy that I've always given him
a pass on it. You know. But a lot of comics happen if
you but whatever, if you don't want to do stand up anymore, would
you write for other people? Have you written for anybody? No, you
wouldn't know. I mean I to me, Bobby, I was such a
fan. Loved your stuff to Pitbull, the comedy was I used to love
just when you would come on the radio and God, go back to the
really old weesdays and Cindy would be in there and you would just go,
oh, my god, and she'd leave the studio and a huff and it
was awesome. It was some of the most entertaining I hated her, yeah,
but it was so entertaining stuff ever, and you were fantastic, Like,
I know, didn't you have a radio show for a minute, Yeah
we did, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a say,
oh my god. But yeah. There was something called comedy World before
internet radio, before podcast and before serious X and before any of this.
There was a startup company in the San Francisco Bay area that a lot of
money and they thought the next big stick and radio would be the Internet.
It turns out that is, you know, the iHeart radio and podcasts and
all whatever. I don't all this shit, and so they were on the
ground floor of all this and they realized that. So they spent all this
money on a big airplane hangar that actually Howard used bu one of his planes
on and then they used for movies. And they took this giant hanger and
they put trailers in there and they gave radio shows to me and the late
Kent Ober Alan havey I got in there anyway, and they were broadcasts due
you know, twenty four seven. But the thing is is back then,
And first of all, the Internet was you know, it was big,
but not like it is now. And nobody knew about them because nobody could
find them. And you know, the way to make money like I was
like Joe Rogan and you know Buk Barrett is that you have you know,
you have advertisers, but they didn't have any advertisers because nobody was listening.
So we're doing these radio shows and they've paid me a lot of money,
by the way, and I only had to work two hours a day.
They said, well, we would love you to do the morning drive time
rush hour, and I said, first of all, I don't want to
do a show with the morning every day. And thinking of all, nobody's
listening to the internet radio with their car. You didn't have serious CHEXM but
you didn't have all this ship in your car back then. So I said,
I said, I'll do four to six and you have to know what
people are driving home. But they're still not listening. So we did it
for about a year and they'll paid me really well and they're about to renew
my contract. And an HBO Mike bind a call and said, you want
to be on this HBO show we do it called Mine and the Married Man,
and it's going to go on between The Sopranos and The Curb Your Enthusiasm,
which I don't he ever saw the show. Nobody saw the show.
It's up to season. Nobody saw the show. No, we did.
We used to watch a little we watched. I watched. It gets weird
is that I would talk to people when I would do radio and they're talking
about the Sopranos is new and Curbs do. People say, oh god,
you see the Sopranos. First it was like the second of the third season
of The Sopranos, and then our show would come on and nobody saw it.
And then people, for some reason they skipped our show and they went
out to Curb. And then they put our show on after the Sparanos the
Curb and nobody watched it. But anyway, the bottom line was so when
HBO called me, it might find their called me and asked me to do
the show. Comedy World said, Bobby, really a great broadcast. You
could have a tremendous career in radio. Are you sure you want to leave
Comedy World and go to do an HBO series? I said, you're fucking
kidding me. Wait, I could do a radio show that nobody listens to,
or I can go on HBO Prime Time and do a series. Yeah
anyway, and then Comedy World Good at Business a month later. Yeah,
so you know it worked up fine. Then HBO was off. And that's
why your stupid podcast, because that's that's where I am right now. Well,
why don't you do your own stupid podcast? And I mean it,
but Bobby, I think it would be really interesting for you to just talk
to all your friends, whether it be Dana Carvey, even your girlfriend or
what. I think that'd be fascinating conversation. I don't like to talk to
people. You know, how much about do you know? Your idiot producers
can call me? For a year and I've been trying to put up I
was hoping to get keim me and passed the wable friends. I really taid
a little dark spot of my arm. I said, skid Camps. Yes,
I'm gonna be here. That's how much I didn't want to do this.
But after I get it out of the way, because you're a fan
of mine, I am. And you know what, with the whole podcasting
started, I've done very lucky. I know you've been a radio of your
whole life. I've been so much fucking radio, and I'm so sick of
talking to people. This is a nightmare. I don't do any more podcasts.
You should be really proud, and your imaginary listeners would be very happy
that I called it. I don't like I don't really want to talk to
people. I don't like talking about comedy. I you know, I've told
that story about you know, my girlfriend and comedy and Robin and you know,
people keep asking me all this shit, you know, and the Jeffrey
Epstein because I do that idiot, you know, and so somebody thinks it's
the same shit over and over and over again. So I'm done with it.
You know who's got a police right above my studio, Andy Babby you
and I know you know Andy, And he was in uh oh and great.
He's got a studio. I love the chef spill Kakes. He's got
the empty arts that He's got a guitar store right above my studio is called
fab Gear. Oh, it's above always that what he left he left house
guitars. That's where you opened the store right above you. Yeah, he's
over in uh in Fairport and he's got and then he has his own studio
and Cheap Trick comes up and records and some and some of the guys.
I love him. Yeah, I do too. I've always been a fair
I met them on ways the show the Chesterfield Keggs I've done a few years.
And like I said, I know he's doing the Empty Hearts now with
uh you know clem Berth Blodie and uh got for the cars and yes,
they're great, They're great. They are great. And I he sent me
some one of their Christmas videos last year that they had done and always good
stuff with them. Well, Bobby, it's been a it's been a pleasure
hearing your voice again. I love it. I feel like I'm getting I'm
gonna have to go out and buy sketchers now, Yeah, you should buy
sketches. The best shoes ever, the vest shoes ever. Well, and
I want to see these guitars. Can you go online and see him?
Can anybody gets go look on a website or you know, you know what
I think I put if you go on my face pay Okay, I posted
a couple you know, my girlfriend said I should put up on Instagram.
Look I'm not a big social media guy because I'll give a fuck. I
have nothing to plug, nothing to plug. Yeah, but Natasha can do
it for you, that your daughter, But I have nothing to yeah.
Yeah, but the problem yeah, but the problem is that I have to
talk to people. You know. I used to post pictures. I was
gonna going to post something and I went to this place last night, Dan
Tatters, one of the great lastic steakhouses in LA and I was gonna about
to post I very rarely do this. I was about to post a picture
of this magnificent meal, one of the greatest steakhouses in America, and then
we would support the people start people start talking to me. If I post
pictures of my guitars, people are they to sale? And you know,
and I'm going to talk to people and I don't want to. I don't
put hire somebody to handle that stuff. Hire us. So what was social
media? For? What reason? Though? What am I? What am
I promoting on social media? You're gonna sell those guitars? You want to
sell those fucking guitars. We can sell those. They take they take two
months to make and I and I'm not then hurry. They were my girlfriend's
shops. Somebody buys, they buy him. I don't give me ship.
Then I get a backup of people. Can you maybe, can you maybe
a Journey guitar? Fuck you with fuck Journey, maybe a hundred thousand dollars.
I'm then making you a Journey guitar. You do you know I want
to make it. Dick to my carrot Top one, you know, Cat,
I want a New York Dolls one. I know you got one of
those that would I would be I'm looking. I'm actually looking at one of
my guitars right now that have the dolls all over it. You know,
it's funny, you know, you know I have this guitar in my office.
I just said, you picture this one. It's really cool. You
know, if you text me, you know your your your producer has my
other other the cell phone, if you send me your cell phone number.
I just finished the Yellow Submarine one. I just sold a Beatles one to
Ted Round Jesus great. Yeah, but it took me months to months to
make them. And once I make them, I don't make the guitar.
I buy a guitar and they decorate them, you know, but they're pretty
intense. It's it's a very very very details. It's it's it's a lot
of work. So I really can't advertise them because I don't really want to
them. I don't want to have to make these. I want to do
what I want to make them, and I want to like I had three
guys just call me and say, can you make me a great, grateful
dead one? And these are guys that's fly too, grateful dead gigs on
private jets. And I said, well, private me about ten thousand dollars.
I said, it's fine, and you know, I'll make one.
I'm not a big Dead fan anymore. And it's a lot of money.
But it takes munths to to make, you know so. And I'm like
a mental patient. I wake up in the middle of two three in the
morning and I'm glue and should not. They're aggravating. To be honest,
ibious Hill will pay fifteen grand I do. I do love John Hyatt.
I am a big fan. Yeah, I'm not sure I could do each
other. I like you like your journey first. Yeah, but there's not
enough material, like John Hire to do one of these guitars, you need
a wealth of material. The Beatles one I just did a Stones one,
yeah, and the Yellow Submarine one I finished today actually, and yeah,
and you know, I said, it's like I don't really don't even want
to sell them. My girlfriend puts him in the store. She sold the
Palm Springs one, because the stores are pomp Springs and Palm Desert. Dominique
Cohen, you should, sugar. She's very high in jeweler and she's a
beautiful store with beautiful she makes his hats and jewelry and she's got a store
of Beverly Hill and she she's the true artist, not me, Dominique Cohen.
Yeah, because my my aunt and uncle have a place in Palm Desert.
They most really yeah, because most of the time they're in Park City.
He was a pilot for Delta, so when he lived there for years
and then they I think they just bought a condo down and Palm Desert.
They used to go there with their RV. He loved it down there.
It's great. Have you ever been out there, Palm does It's a great
little town. I have been there, I think, yeah, I was
there. Funny Republican. It is very Republican, but it's really yeah,
but it's who cares. I don't talk to people with the Republicans Democratic.
I hate everybody, so it doesn't make it doesn't make any I think it's
just a beautiful I think that's the name of your new special Bobby Slayton.
I hate everybody that's brilliant. Thank you. Yeah, Well, anything I
can do to help, anything I can do. Equal opportunity offenders. Yeah,
it's funny. I had these scrapbooks I'm looking through ship and there was
so many articles equal opportunity of fenders, the mouse of roared, you know,
and whatever whatever. But yeah, I'll send you a couple of pictures.
But the pictures don't do the guitars justice. But they're really cool.
I will text you and and I and I look forward to seeing Thanks so
much for giving us some time. I love hearing from you. I don't
get paid for this, right, No, we'll send you a check.
Yeah, all right, Well, so I don't enough to talk to you
again. We're done, right, Yep, we're done. We're done.
You're good. I don't want to get a call. I love people,
love you. We gotta come back and don't bullshit me. Nobody nobody's listening.
I'm gonna call you next week and then we're gonna get your back on.
Okay, I would say some of your number, I'll sell you a
couple of pictures, and I'm gonna go jump back in my pool down.
Okay, Yes, that sounds great. Enjoy your pool, good bye,
thank you, Okay, all right, Billy boy, see there he goes.
Wow, told you that was a less funny. I hadn't seen his
name around for a while, and I think for a lot of people just
hung up. Let's make sure it's hung up. Yeah. I think a
lot of people always fell like he was would go too far with things.
People. I saw people get up and leave shows that I love seeing him
alive. He was well, I did too, and but I mean there
were people that were offended. And I think with guys like Bobby, it
was it was rapid fire. I think it was done for shock value.
I do remember one night I wound up. They sat us right in the
front row and Bobby. It was the late show, and Bobby's like he's
all sweaty and even drinking and stuff, and he pulls me up on stage
like literally listening up and gives me a great big hug and kiss. And
early on when I was doing stand up. I think I did like seventeen.
I'm supposed to do ten. I did like seventeen minutes from a Bobby
over. Yeah, Joe T came to me after he was Bobby's not happy
with you, but he was fine. Well, he called me today.
I'm sitting there working and I'm like, because I had sent him a text
earlier today, Yeah, because he had said he was gonna be on vacate
doing that. He's gonna be doing travel until you know, September August.
So I'm like, I sent him a text today just saying, hey,
just trying to get a back out there. Calls me, can I swear
in this thing? I go Shooby Dead. He goes, well, that
Shooby's day. That's Shooby's gig. He loves to swear. Well, Bobby
Slating, what that was a treat. That was a lot of fun.
I think you'd enjoy that one. We shall take a moment tonight. Football's
back, Danny, Yes it is. Yeah, we'll get uh. Yeah,
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get your podcast. Sorry for that little fumble. My fat thumb hit it
because I'm watching Andy Region during the National Anthem News singing along and then went,
wait, you see singing? And I leaned over and I had my
thumb on that button and I kept it on there too, too long.
He wasn't calling his order in. I don't know. Is Andy Reid currently
the best coach in the NFL in today's NFL look with the talent that he
has take or is it still Bill Belichick? I believe if you just measure
coaches and coaches, no players, I think Andy Reids number two. Yeah,
But like now, all of a sudden, you got the better quarterback?
Belichick does it now, who's the best coach in the league? Well,
it Tandy red But for years, like Mike Catalot is a big Philadelphia
Eagles fan, and for years he would complain about Andy Reid's hiccups and big
games like managing the clock and all this other stuff. The time he had
he's had some mission learned from that. Well he has it, Yeah,
he has. And also like when you have this like superstar quarterback, which
by the way, he raised up and trained to be the man, you
know, with the skill set he has, you know, it makes things
a lot easier. It really does. That's why they're might pick to win
the Super Bowl. I know, boring chalk, I hate it. I
hate cheese fans. I can't stand him. But at the end of the
day, I'm picking Buffalo to go this year. I would love to,
but somebody's got to maintain some credibility to the audience. There's no everybody.
He panders the Bills field. You use your head. Watch Kyle today.
This guy's holding Kyle Brandt. Kyle Brant also panders to the Bills moves at
the game. This guy's holding out for on the chief Chris Jones, best
defensive player in the league, the game. What well, I'm gonna watch
support support. I was a kid when we were all kids. You were
you were an adult. Bill when Emmett Smith held out and the Bills beat
them. It was like the quote revenge after the first roll, the Bills
going out to Dallas and beat them, and they showed Jerry Jones, I
better go sign him it and like he was like signed the next day.
Iant was holding out. He wanted more money and that was back when running
backs were a big deal, and he gave it to him. I feel
like there's gonna be some drama in the Big d this year. There's always
drama big I get a little bit Danny, I like. But Jerry Jones
went out and found a backup quarterback and didn't tell anybody. So Tom Brady
has entered a new venture now that he has retired from the NFL. He's
not doing Fox this year, He's doing it next year, right, Okay,
So I just copied and pasted this. I haven't looked any further than
this copy and pace from Instagram. Tom Brady has been experimenting with a variety
of new ventures since retiring from the NFL, including becoming the minority owner of
an English soccer team. We also know he's minority owner of the Vegas Raiders
and signing on to be Fox Sports lead analyst. Now he's dipping his toes
into another industry he's formerly left uncharted, aviation. Delta Airlines has announced that
Tom Brady will serve as a quote strategic advisor for the company in what it's
calling the first of its kind, multi year partnership. He's gonna be a
spokesperson, according to Delta, the five time Super Bowl MVP and seven time
winner will help develop and oversee quote unquote teamwork tools and other strategic methods for
Delta employees, advise and marketing and customer engagement strategies, and work on other
initiatives, including a one on one discussion series with Delta CEO Ed Bastion.
Those suits, so I think they're gonna have Okay, Yeah. Let me
ask you when you when you get on a plane or when you buy tickets
to fly somewhere, do you buy based on who the airline is or do
you just go for the cheapest ticket or the best deal. I just shop
for the best deal. It could be American Airlines, could be Delta,
could be anybody. A lot of times I wind up like if I'm flying
down in primarily to see Jamison, it would be a price line. If
I can get a good deal on American Airlines. Yeah, if I can
get American Airlines right into Huntsville, it makes it a little easier because then
it's just a like a twenty minute rode to his house. Uh. I
don't know. I think that this is a it's a great marketing thing,
but I also think it's a great I mean, I kind of like it
with Tom Brady because and and I'll tell you why I think that Tom Brady
is. You know, it's funny. I heard Howard Stern. I guess
he's back, and I popped onto his station today. He's back from the
summer. He was listening all the people that died, and then he was
going on about Jimmy Buffet and he's like, I never really liked Margritaville,
he said, And I had a lot of friends, and Jimmy had a
house by me. Jimmy had a house in New York and down on Long
Island, basically the Hampton area. And he said, he goes, I
had all these friends in common. I always was waiting for an invite,
invite over, he goes, I must have talked shit about him on the
radio, because but I just wasn't a fan. I didn't get it.
It's just not my style. You know. It was a catchy little song.
I don't have to like everything. No, no, no, So
I mean this is what he was saying. He goes, but I think
that he goes. I always thought maybe Jimmy got winded that I wasn't a
fan, and so he just never reached out right. But he went on
to say what an incredible businessman he was and all these things. I don't
know that Jimmy Fallon. I sat here last night, you guys left,
and I always have this. I almost need a break between the show and
then editing and all this other shit. And I I watched a Letterman interview
from the early days of David NBC days with Jimmy Buffett, and then I
watched about fifteen minutes of a sixteen minutes piece, and I almost feel like
with Jimmy Jimmy Buffett, I was sat Jimmy fell Jimmy Buffett. It was
almost like dumblock right that you were in the right place at the right time.
But he also had like shares of Warren Buffett's company and all this,
and and Stern was going, boy, I really admire that. I think
the same thing here like, you can go get a marketing degree, and
I'm not gonna poo poo that. I think that if that's what you wanted
to do, I wish, you know, you would go more for liberal
arts and then apply that because my point is it's guys like Jimmy Buffett who
would come to a marketing class at rit and show you what he did.
And what he did was connect with people. I mean, he them the
beach. He just he connected with people and he worked hard. And some
people said he was, you know, a real workaholic when it came to
things, But I don't know if it was dumb luck and you just start
down that path and sort of the same thing with Brady. I mean,
Brady came in as the one hundred and ninety ninth pick. We've all seen
the picture a compensatory pick. Mind you we see him with like a he
was a compensatory pick. Yeah, he was a compensatory pick. Explain what
that is. In other words, when you lose certain free agents, there's
a formula. If you lose enough free agents, you're allowed so many compensatory
picks. So he was an extra pick that the Patriots got in the sixth
round. That year in fact that I mean, they've everybody passed on him,
and the Patriots passed on him six times too. Yeah, you know
so and when we see him, he was like this. He always looked
doughey By compared, looked like an NFL quarterback in those combines. So what's
on is that competitiveness to even play at the Division one level at a collegiate
level, and he was drafted I think by the Dodgers or by somebody in
baseball Matt Montreal I think Montreal exposed. But so the guy was a great
athlete, his parents were great athletes and sisters, but he just kind of
looked like you know anybody, right, I mean, he didn't look like
anything special. And as he's gone through and then it was like, you
know what you're doing people are interested in. So he did the TV twelve
and I know people who have mocked the ship out of that. Then he's
come with the clothing brand and he's come with this and he's been part of
he's part of marketing from ugs to watches to righte he does role actually does
I think he was doing cars? Was he cat like you know he's talking
ab Rental? I thought back in the day. I remember seeing an ad
and I thought it was an ad in a sports magazine. He did catallac
I don't know, but my only point is, like he was around all
these people. This is a guy who clearly absorbs things. He was the
sixth round pick and became the best at that position. I mean he even
kind of proved it by taking all his stuff and having a different team buy
in and taking them to the super Bowl and even taking them to the playoffs
again the next year. I don't know, so I think it's a little
soon to judge what his post football career is going to be. In terms
of his business ventures. Well, I mean, when you're Tom Brady,
it's not like being Michael Jordan. When you slap your name on something,
Yes, everybody's gonna buy it. Okay, that's not hard. Michael Jordan
has learned the hard way that you can't like even like the only reason why
Jordan's successful is because of his basketball career, and it's nothing to do with
this business acumen. Jordan has none. Now we're gonna see if Brady has
some. I think Brady's FTX stuff bombed and he got a lot of crap
for that, but I think his I think Brady does. And I think
that what Brady's gonna bring is a real discipline where I feel like Michael was
more like when I retire, I want to get a pop ellie, and
I don't get the same impression from time on Brady. I feel like Tom's
going to stay focused, stay focused on his eating. Well he has because
one of his businesses is TV, so he has to like his body is
actually the living. But all that discipline on on teamwork and stuff, you
take that. I mean, you could either go on be a speaker somewhere,
but he could apply that. You could apply that there, or you
get hired by Delta air Lines, a major what they got to be a
fortune five hundred company, and we come in and you're you do their teamwork
stuff. I think it's an interesting it's an interesting venture. But people are
going why it's not like he needs the money's all that money from the divorce.
I think he kind of does. For why the FTX thing? Did
you hear about that? The same bankman free situation where like they got Shack
and they got Brady and they got all these other names like the guy from
Shark Tag to boost this FTX and he did adds they did, yeah,
and they all got sued. He lost a ton of money on that.
He invested a lot of his own cast. So and he's getting divorced.
And I'm sure I don't know what the settlement is was was there but a
mean dollars settlements? She made more than he did, you know what I
mean? I mean it was property on it. But whatever. The point
is. The point is, though, is that, like, it's gonna
be interesting to see how this unfolds. I mean Peyton Manning, Like I'm
hearing stories where he's worth close to a billion dollars thanks to his productions,
yeah, and everything else that he's been doing right at the end of his
career. So it's gonna be cool to see productions. I know what it
is. It's omaha. But it's always like the ash Ela and I have
a great career. But yeah, so I'm going with the Bills in the
forty nine. I'm sorry, I would love to go with it. Let's
do it the Burman Bowl, but the Chris Burman Bull the Bowl that he
always picked in my heart, in my head, I gotta go with Kansas
City, all right, I'm going. I'm going with Bills and forty nine
Ers. I think that the Kansas City's run has come to an end.
I do when I do an end, not I think a run getting to
the super Bowl. I don't think they get there this year. I'm not
saying they will. There's future, it's fair. I mean, I'm saying
that in future years. And I don't mean the run is like they're gonna
go They're gonna go right in the shitter. Absolutely not. I'm gonna tell
you something this this next draft that's coming up with Caleb Williams and maybe Shadoor
Sanders, who we just saw Sudor Sanders by the way, making three point
nine million dollars in nil deals, yes, and the forty nine Ers quarterback
Purty Relevant the last pick of the drift, making eight hundred and fifty eight
thousand dollars for the season before taxes three point nine million and nil deals.
I don't know if this will keep guys in college longer, but I do
wonder if can some of these brands stick with the player when they go to
the NFL. I don't know. I think whatever a perfect test case would
have been Tim Tebow because Tim Tebow. That's my point though somebody like him,
so we can't use hypothetis. It doesn't listen to me. Listen to
me. All I'm saying is that there's gonna be a quarterback or a player
who's all college, all world, but then you know he's not going to
do well in the NFL. We'll see. That's without's where we're gonna find
out door what do you throw for five hundred something yards? Now, most
of that was receivers taking the ball and running past the TCU defense if you
watch the highlights. But your your benchmark could be arch Manning. Yeah,
arch Manning could be one to see how that all. But you're looking at
like next year, in the year after, there's a lot of quarterbacks that
are gonna be coming out. Will he come in the next year arch Manning?
Yes, he could. I think he can't. The question is will
he It's gonna depend on where he's projected to be selected, he mays.
But he's another case where if you make a three point one million, three
point nine million, Sorry, I just it's just a big number, right,
and it is a big difference between one and nine, you know,
like huge, you know, like salaries BAI dollars. Yeah, right,
and you've got to do with dad. But when you say slotted brock Purty
forty nine ers projected to be I think it's you have to be projected to
be a top sixteen pick to get that fifth year. It's not making a
million dollars and they can't and they can't do anything about it for two three
more years. But there's gonna be a crop quarterbacks. Caleb Williams is the
biggest. They're gonna be coming out and your quarterbacks are gonna get better.
But the counter argument is the fact that with all this nil money coming in,
actually wrote about this this weekend and the Times Wayne County checking out.
With all this nil money coming in, people are gonna wonder if there's quarterbacks
and these athletes, they'll be coming in soft because all of a sudden,
like you know in college you're not allowed to earn, not all of a
sudden you're earning. Right, It's like NBA kids after one and done,
they're making millions of dollars when they're nineteen years old and they become pains in
the ass. And the question is will this generation have more solid quarterbacks and
players going to the NFL. Or are they gonna be softer because they've already
been paid. It's a great question. We're gonna find out. We are
going to find out. I think guys like Shador and I would think,
like arch Manning, that there is such a support system in place already to
almost keep you grounded. They say that Dion is like Nick Saban. Yeah,
I believe that like his I guess his defensive coordinator used to work with
Saban at Alabama. Deon brought him in. He says, how different are
they their styles? He goes, ninety eight percent the same? The two
percent that's different. Deon's personality at the podium versus savings book save it's a
jerk all the time, yea. Deon's got a personality in front of a
mic, but backstage or you know, in practice, he's he rides these
kids. He wants to win, and they say it's He's very intense.
So it's gonna be fun to watch. Colorado got Nebraska this weekend. It
takes to be a winner, daddy, You gotta you gotta work harder than
everybody else, works smarter, you gotta want it more. That's what Tom
Brady did. How did Philadelphia end up as opening up against New England in
New England? Yeah, it's in New England. It's an odd pairing to
me. I mean, I know people are gonna walk, but it's it's
actually it is a Marky game. It's it's a four o'clock game, and
it's Brady coming home. I'm gonna watch the Brady's gonna be honored. And
you know, you got Belichick going up against because as long as Belichick's there,
people are still gonna get the Patriots a shot here going up against Jalen
Hurts, who I think should have won the MVP last year. Or Patrick
Mahomes. I mean, you know what Mahomes can bring. Hurts like carried
the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Yeah, all right, well we'll see
underway already it's the Lions and the Chiefs. As the twenty twenty three NFL
season has opened up, who do you have for the Super Bowl? Kevin?
I'm going to Eagles Jaguars. That that's actually a pretty good pick.
I don't think. I don't agree, but I think that's actually a pretty
pretty good pick. You teach them how to say that other team's name,
Jack, You check yours the jack Off. I had a professor at this
weekend too, all right, third your lips. The God's ears is my
friend. Bill's right. That's right. For Dan Barilla, who has not
gonna count down to the bills mafia, I refuse. That's right, Hate
me all your wants. For Kevin Muir, who matter. He's a New
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Bill Moran will see him Monday. Go Bills,