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So what's up everybody? Hey,
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so many I'm worse than doctor Bruce
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He counted Aaron do some dirty stuff. Sarah Stefano, She's cool.

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Leslie is with the coughing she probably had

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COVID and doesn't even know it.
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Listen soar in Vegas outside of Pearl
Jam Yes, when the contact got out,

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look at drunk people and pick off
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City of Almonte. Kelly Brandt is
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care of you. Yep, Missy
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They were all in Vegas this weekend. Katerina just got out of oral

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surgery. We should call her to
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It's all sorts of good stuff. Oh.

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Elizabeth Williamson just did a family photo, so cute, nineteen of her

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children, nineteen accounting. I think
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Yeah on tlc Rita rocks all those
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a cunt, and Kelly ooh,
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is not a newcomer, so stop
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newcomer. And ahoy Meg malloy,
boom boom. So I have a little

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update about Phil okay, m He's
okay, okay, But I think I

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told you he had this little little
growth on his eyelid, on his bottom

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lid. So when he went to
his fat camp, his summer camp,

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right when I was dropping it was
right like a day before it was dropping

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him off there, I noticed this
just a little like sty, look like

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a sty on his eyelid. I
don't really think anything of it. And

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then I drop him off and he's
there for a few weeks because we were

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selling the house and moving. And
during that time, she sent me a

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picture and she was like, have
you noticed this thing? And she sent

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a picture and it got bigger and
I was like oh, and then she

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like towards the end of his trip, she showed me another picture and you

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could tell it's like his whole eyes
irritated around it, and it's gotten bigger.

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It just keeps getting bigger and bigger. And I was like, oh

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shit. So I took him straight
to the vet like a day after he

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got home. It was last week, and they they took so they do

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the whole check thing, you know, they look at his teeth. He's

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got a cracked molar which is now
infected. Yeah, that has to be

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dealt with. And then they got
the sky that's getting bigger, and they

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said, okay, it's not cancerous, but it has to be removed because

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it's you know, irritating him.
And his mole needs to be checked.

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And then he's got all these lumps, you know, like on his not

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all he's got like yeah, he's
got like three. Now he's got like

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four or five that are popping up, which are not cancerous, but they're

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getting big, and they're like he's
laying on it like they need to be

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drank. I know, I know, but Molly, every time she got

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a lump it was cancerous. It
was horrible. But knock on wood,

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Phil, everything is O okay.
So he's got to have surgery this Thursday.

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I know, I hate it.
So he's gonna have some stuff done

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at the same time, like they
want to do his moler his eye,

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and his they want to drain his
lumps at the same time. And I'm

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like, why at the same like
because they so they don't have to put

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him out multiple times probably exactly right, hurt, right, the tooth won't

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hurt. That won't be that bad. Once they they'll probably remove the tooth,

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right, and that would feel better. I will be the worst because

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he'll have to wear a cone.
He's gonna have to wear a cone probably,

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yes, for everything, you know, yeah, like for well,

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for his lumps and ship all over
his body. That's probably gonna irritate him.

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Yeah, he's gonna have to wear
a cone, which sucks. But

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yeah, so he's gonna be under
put under. But but he's been put

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under before. Yeah, so he
said surgery before he said surgery. So

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I don't know, I just hate
it. But we'll see. But uh,

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that's that's the update on Phil Well
Penelope. Remember she had that giardia

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thing with her stomach and she had
to be on all these meds and I

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don't know, I still think something's
up. Well, she's not having diarrhea,

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but she has these really smelly farts
now smell really like Sulfrey. Yeah,

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but I don't know. She's already
had two rounds of the meds for

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the giardia stuff, so I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, I'm

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just leaving it because right like I
don't know. Yeah, and then she

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had to have she takes medicine for
her arthritis. But like, man,

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once your dog gets to be a
senior, held's phil he's still young.

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He's no, he's uh, he's
gonna be eight in September. Okay,

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well that's still young. He's middle
aged. Middle aged. I mean Penelope's

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like thirteen, so yeah, well
twelve or thirteen, she's old. And

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they make you get blood work every
six months, twice a year in order

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to keep prescribing them the pain meds. And it's freaking expensive to get blood

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work, you know, I don't
care where you go. They charge you

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an arm and a leg for it. And it's not really covered with my

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pet insurance because it's it's just because
it's like they counted as maintenance. So

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like just like your dog's physical isn't
paid for like well care. It's more

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for like if something's wrong, So
they don't care about the fact that she

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has to have a blood test to
take her medicine. Yes, like they

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don't. So that was but anyway, but they told us that they did

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blood work and told us everything seems
good with her. Well, that's good,

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that's good. I don't know what
it's going to show up in a

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blood test, because I'm just saying. The only reason I say that is

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because she has hell alone on her
body too. But I think that would

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show up in the blood work if
they were cancerous. Yeah, I think

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so too. And don't they test
it the lumps. They haven't been tasting

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them recently. She had that one
thing that was was a cancerous thing that

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they took out. Yes, yes, so they took that off and they

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said that they felt like they got
it all. And then the lumps that

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she has are not those type of
timbers. They're like fatty yeah, then

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lumpy yeah yeah, but she gets
those. She has a ton of them.

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And do they get bigger? Are
they getting bigger? Yes? Yeah,

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some of them are cut they're just
she's just lumpy. Now. I

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know there's a bunch in different places
like phil Yeah, but if they but

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a lot of times they come right
back when you drain them. Yeah.

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One is really there's a couple that
are really big, and I think they

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bother Phil when he's laying down.
Yeah, you know, and especially we

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don't have couches right now, so
and he doesn't lay in his bed,

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I bottom of doggie bed. It's
kind of on the way. It's a

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better one. And we'll see if
he likes it. Looks like a little

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mini couch, you know, so
hopefully you'll like it. But when are

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you gonna get couches? Will you
have much? I well, I ordered

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it. I ordered a couch,
so it's coming. Yeah, but it's

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gonna take it's gonna take you know, four to six weeks and ship.

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But and I ordered it about two
weeks ago. Okay, did you have

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to like measure? Like, had
you seen him out? Yeah, Wendy

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and I did our research. Okay, yes, I went and tested it

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out. Liked it. And they
the color though that they that I was

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abnormal, just a gray like gray. They didn't have that. They said,

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if you wanted that color, it's
gonna take you know, four to

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six weeks. So it's gonna take
that long. But I got the carpet

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in you know, the area rug
I got that and then I have the

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chairs from outside, which are hold
that those are working just great, because

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then like Sonny was watching the fight
his friends in the chairs, you know,

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so at least we have that outdoor
furniture inside and I'll hold us over.

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I don't know how to like maintain. Okay, here's member of my

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story about how the dishwasher broke.
Yeah, okay, so that was like

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in December, last December. Okay, dishwasher breaks, and we were I

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told you this story already. We
called our guy O, our our applients

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guy, and he told us what
the part was, and so he ordered

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the part. But the kitchen floor, as I've told you the story,

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is too high with the tile with
the tile, and we only have one

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tile left that needed to be saved. So then both John and I are

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bad about this. We both get
paralyzed with like okay, we gotta get

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a handyman. So we look on
next door. But then like I call

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different people, they give you like
these crazy high quotes like you're out of

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your mind. You're gonna charge us
twelve hundred dollars to like come and take

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some tiles out and hang up a
picture, like go fuck yourself. So

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then you do. But then it's
like start over. Like then I then

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I get like a like a bunch
of energy and I'm like, I'm going

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to take care of this tile problem
today, and I call like four more

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and then run out of steam.
Then I run out of steam before any

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of them come over. Right,
So then we finally this this went on

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like three different times. Yeah,
well because our appliance guy went to Egypt

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for like who's going to be all
that? Remember that. He's like,

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oh, well if you don't,
you don't get this done by like January

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thirty. First, Like, I'm
out, what's he doing in Egypt?

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And does he make enough money to
go to Egypt? He's rushing too,

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I don't know. He has a
family there, so I'm going to see

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his family. I'm like, really
when I need you Like, no,

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oh, that's when you need to
see a family. Come on, come

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on guy. Anyway, So so
we forgot about him for a while and

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we're like, well, nothing to
do now. So we did our own

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dishes for a while. You know, Oh gosh, that was actually got

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used to it. Yeah, you
know, we eat a ton of takeouts,

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so it's not like we're making that
many dishes. But did I ever

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tell you that Xander has like a
weird He's got some sensory issues, and

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he has a weird thing with plate
with paper plates. Oh really. He

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doesn't like the feel of paper plates, so he has to eat off regular

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plates all the time. So,
you know, we go through a lot

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of paper plates. We're like always, we're having a constant picnic at our

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house. I know as too.
Everything is on a paper plate for us,

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totally right, yeah, yeah,
I'm microwave penelopees food every morning on

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a paper plate. Throw that shit
away, right, you know if I

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can. Especially when we weren't able
to put the dishes in the dishwasher,

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right, it was like, why
are we paper plates? Are we using

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the good plates when when we have
to wash them? Right? You know?

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Okay? And by the way,
I get Xander because I have this

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weird thing with cardboard. Oh he
has it with car and paper bags.

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I don't. He does too,
That's what he says. I hate.

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And then when we were packing and
I'm unpacking, I'm like, you know,

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I'm like I have to wear like
my smoking gloves to touch the cardboard

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because it makes me. I don't
know what it is I don't like it,

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like cardboard and paper balls. Funny, that's how he is. Yeah,

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and he tries not to make a
big deal about it because he has

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like a few of these things,
view these weird like sensory things, so

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he really tries not to be a
bother about it. And he'll like,

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if I forget and put something on
a paper plate, he'll go, that's

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okay, mom, don't worry about
it. And then he'll take his thing

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in and go put it on a
regular right, but like I feel bad,

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you know, So anyway, he
has to use all the regular dishes.

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So anyway, you know, then
our guy, Morad is his name,

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Our appliance guy's back. But now
we're like still it's square one of

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like finding somebody to come take this
tile out, and a couple of people

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I did. Somebody did come over
and he was like, yeah, I'm

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not gonna be able to take this
out without breaking it. So then I'm

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I find this one guy. Yeah, I think this was I had told

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you guys this story the last time
I was here. We found a guy

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and he was all like mold like
he's like, oh, yeah, i'll

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get a problem. I got you. I'll take out. I could.

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I can easily do it. And
I was like, okay, name that

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tune, you know. So we
get this guy. So then I think

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I told you where I last left
you. He kept flaking. Yeah,

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he was like he was like,
all right, I'm gonna be there tomorrow

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morning, ten am, you know. And then nothing and then I'm like,

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hey, dude, like let's call
him. Dude, Hey dude,

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you still come in And then don't
hear anything. And then I get oh

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but the first time, remember he
was like, oh I'm in traffic,

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and I'm like, okay, so
what's your each raa and he goes,

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well, the ETA is not today, not today. Yeah. So then

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I'm like, oh, okay.
You know, in my mind though,

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I'm like, well this guy,
I'm not starting over. This guy says

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he can take the tile out.
Yeah yeah, take that tile. So

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I'm like, okay, well when
can you come? Uh, okay,

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I can come. I'll come like
tomorrow in the morning. I'm like,

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okay, great, doesn't come that
day, you know. Then I say

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okay, listen, like are you
coming or not? Like I need to

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get this done. So then he
says, okay, I can't come until

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this was like, on a Friday, now Wednesday, but I'm putting you

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in my calendar. Apparently he didn't
put me in his calendar before, so

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I said okay, great, okay. So then he came over. I

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don't know if we've gotten this far
in the story. Last time he came

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over, he got the tile out, he cracked the he broke one tile,

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but the second tile that he needed
to not break at all, he

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did crack. But we're like,
it's all right, we glued it.

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Yes, we glued it. Okay, so didn't break it apart though,

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So we're like okay. So he's
like so, we're like, wit,

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so you need to come back.
So now we had to get dishwasher repair

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guy. Okay, So dishwasher repair
guy is he's on it. We love

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Morod. He's like, I'm coming, Okay, I got you, I'm

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coming tomorrow. Comes the next day, repairs. The dishwasher works perfectly now,

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and we're like, okay. I
text our guy dude. I'm like,

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dude, so the dishwasher is fixed
and this is the next day,

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Like, so when can you come
back? How soon can you come back

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and put the tile back in.
He's like, oh, I can't come

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back until next Thursday or whatever.
So this is like a week away.

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Well, now, beggars can't beat
you. Oh, I should tell you

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this. I should tell you this. So he quoted us three hundred and

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sixty dollars to take the tile out
and hang a picture up on our wall.

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Okay, So he took the tile
out and he hung the picture up.

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But that was including him coming back
to put the tile back, which

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is another job. So that was
all together. So I said, okay,

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I'm gonna pay you half and then
I'll pay the other half when you

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come back. And he's like,
mmm, pay me two fifty now.

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I'm not a good negotiator. Something
to know about me. I'm not good

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in a crisis like that where I'm
like uh. So I was like,

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okay, especially when you need this
guy. Oh. I wanted to pay

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him two hundred with the three sixty
and he's like two fifty. Can you

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pay me two fifty now? And
I was like, no, not until

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you come I know, but I
did. I was like, I had

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my phone out, I'm already doing
the zell and I'm like okay, and

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John's looking at me now and I'm
like okay, so I pay him the

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two I pay him two fifty of
the three sixty, right, but I'm

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like, he's still still all one
hundred and ten dollars. I don't know,

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okay, Okay. So I texted, so he says, okay,

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I can't come for a week.
Let's say this is on a Thursday.

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He goes, okay, I can
come next Thursday. Okay. I guess.

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I'm like, if that's the only
time you can come, okay,

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Now, I got to read you
our text exchanges. And by the way,

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this has to do that much.
You can only be there for like

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what an hour? Maybe? Right
spoiler alert, he's never come back.

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But uh no, yeah, this
is a while ago. Okay. So

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here's our here's our text exchange.
Okay. So oh okay, so this

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was Thursday, May ninth. I
go, what time are you coming today?

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So remember he says, oh okay, okay, so postpones, postpones,

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postpones. Then he comes and then
on Wednesday, May first, so

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this is a while ago. Now
he's like, I'm on my way.

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I'll be there in thirty minutes.
This is He's supposed to be their first

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thing in the morning. Now it's
almost noon, I'll be there in thirty

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minutes. I go great, I
am super nice this whole exchange. It's

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never been me being Karen like it's
all okay. So then so that was

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Wednesday. So the very next day
I text him, our dishwashers fixed,

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so you can come back to put
the tile back. Also, you can

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give us an estimate for the window
we have this cracked window. I was

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going to give him more work,
right, So he writes, I can

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come back next Thursday only, So
I write, what do I write?

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I write? Okay? Right,
Beckers can't be choosers. I'm like this

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guy, I owe him money.
You know what am I going to argue

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with? I was like, okay. So Thursday comes ten forty two.

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I write, Hi, what time
are you coming today? Four twenty two

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in the afternoon, I write,
I'm assuming you aren't coming. Oh god.

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So then he writes, oh,
sorry, I made a mistake and

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I'm booking you for Thursday. What's
what this Thursday? No, he writes,

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and I'm booking you for Thursday the
sixteenth? What this is a week

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before? This was a full week
he had to come. He didn't say

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I can come in two weeks on
Thursday. He said I can come Thursday,

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so that it's just fucking a lie. This was I'm telling you.

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This was on a Thursday. He
says I can come back next Thursday.

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Only he didn't say in two thursdays. He's the next Thursday. So this

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is not true. Oh sorry,
I made a mistake and I booked you

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for Thursday the sixteenth. I'm so
sorry. It's my fault, so I

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wrote, I wrote a week ago, you literally wrote next Thursday. Now

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I'm starting to get I'm finally starting
to get pissed. And he writes,

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I know it's my mistake, but
I can be there this Tuesday morning.

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Oh now right, So I go
I write, okay, that works.

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Okay, so he writes, thanks, So I wrote, put it in

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your calendar, and then I did
a smile. I did a fucking cry

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laughing emoji. This is hilarious,
so fun you put in your calendar is

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steal a goose? Fuck an asshole. Then Tuesday, Tuesday nine, six

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in the morning, yeah, write
what time are you coming this morning?

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Nothing? So then at ten I
write, are you still planning to come?

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He so? Then he so?
Then then okay. A couple hours

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later, I wrote, this is
very disappointing. I said, you are

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all over next door looking for work, but you were not reliable. I've

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already paid you more than half for
this job, and you're blowing me off.

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Because now I'm just like, yes, what the fun? Right?

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So he writes back, Okay,
first of all, he silences his notifications

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after I write that really and he
doesn't respond. He finally responds and he

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writes, I'm so sorry, Stephanie. I'm out of town for a family

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emergency. I'll be back next week. Are you fucking kidding me? So

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I just wrote no, So this
this is so, I wrote. I

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wrote back, I don't believe that. Just forget it. I'm giving you

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a negative review on nextdoor. And
then it just says, dude has notification

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silenced? Is that? What the
hell? Oh my god, oh my

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god. You know what, this
is the reason why he's looking for work,

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all right? If he was,
if he was a solid guy that

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was taking care of business, right, he would be looking for work.

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You know, you would hear other
people talk like, hey, this giving

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him good reviews, you know.
Yeah, but this story gets worse.

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Let's take a break and I have
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So I'm like, okay, f
this guy, we're gonna get it.

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I'm gonna get somebody else. So
I go back to next door and there's

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like, first thing I see is
some woman who's like, hey, I

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hired this guy Eric. He's a
handyman, he does all this stuff like

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he's really great. So I text
him. I'm like, hey, I

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saw your name on next door.
This is what happened. We need to

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we need tiles. All we need
is two tiles put back in. And

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he's like, okay, are they
the right size for and I'm like yes

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they were. We have one extra
tile and one that was like removed.

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And he's like great, I can
be there like today at whatever time,

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and I go perfect, thank you. Guy comes over, super nice guy.

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I was recording rose Pricks though,
so John was dealing with him,

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super friendly and really nice, and
he's like, hey, unfortunately the tile

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doesn't fit like it needs to be
cut, like our apparently our extra tile

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that we never really looked at is
not the same size as the space,

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right, so it needs to be
cut to fit the space. It was

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like a misshapen And he's like,
and I don't have you need a wet

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saw to like it's a different type
of job that you need to cut the

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tile and I don't have that,
Like that's not what I really do.

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You have to hire somebody who has
a wet saw. And here's what you

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need to do. You need to
go on task Rabbit and you need to

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look up people that have a wet
saw. Meanwhile, like the guy could

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you know he was at our house
for like a half hour. He's like,

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I gotta still charge you for my
time, which, of course,

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like it's not his fault. So
he had to pay that guy fifty bucks

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and now we have to get another
guy to come in and cut tile and

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then hopefully put the tile in.
But like that was just like John and

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I both like we shore our brand
short at that We're like, how is

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getting our dishwasher? Like? But
now the problem is there's a hole in

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the floor in front of the dishwasher, so it looks pretty bad. I

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know. The only thing you can
do is I guess is yeah, get

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that get somebody with a wet side
and knows what they're doing and hopefully cut

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it and get it right, size
it done until the next fucking time our

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dishwasher breaks right, and then like
forget it. That's so weird. There

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should be a way we need to
redo our floors, probably and maybe make

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them a little bit lower so that
the dishwasher can slide out. Right.

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I was gonna say retile the floor. Yeah, but you know how it

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is where the floor in the kitchen
goes all out into the laundry room like

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it's a thing. Yeah, you
can't just have right, it's all attached.

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I guess we could just you could
just do like one just a kitchen

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and leave the laundry room or or
something. But I suppose, but if

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you could wait, great, if
you could get a guy out there to

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retire our kitchen. But like I'm
about to now send a kid to college,

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I got two more coming right behind
her. We're just like not really

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flush to go redo our fiction right
this minute. But but it'd be great

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to get a guy with the with
the wet saw that knows what he's doing

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right and can freaking But everything is
like a problem it's like, okay,

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but you need an app for task
Rabbit. I remember you talking about task

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rabbit, like a few years ago. You got really into it. Yeah,

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I loved you, like, oh
this is great. Yeah. Remember

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when I got really into the buddy
truck or what a truck buddy or whatever

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was that. It's where you can
just rent somebody has a truck. Oh

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yeah app and you go like,
hey, this guy has a truck.

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I need something moved. There's an
app for that. But it's like task

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Rabbit. Okay, that's another app
that needs a password and you got to

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sign up. Everything feels like a
problem. Is it just like age related

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or like Okay, I'm in a
book club. I read the book,

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but yesterday I was doing a Zoom
storytelling show and it started at six o'clock

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and book club was from four to
six. So I was like, all

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right, here's what I'm going to
do. I read the book like a

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month ago. I'm going to go
to book club, but from like four

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to five because I need to get
home in time. So now it's like

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I went to the gym with John
and when we're on our way back,

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I'm like, yeah, I'm going
to book club, and he's like,

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are you crazy? You have way
too much anxiety for that. What are

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you going to You're going to come
home at like five thirty and be freaking

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out and trying to like. He's
like, no, you're not, You're

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not going to book club. And
I was like, you're right, I'm

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not going to go club. So
I texted this is what I This is

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what I texted the group, by
the way, which I thought was I

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thought I was being pretty funny,
but I wrote, this is leading to

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my other thing. I wrote,
I'm so sorry, I'm probably gonna miss

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I'm doing a show at six and
starting to feel a little stressed about getting

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home in time. I did read
the book though, and enjoyed it.

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And then I added, also,
my husband is living more biblically and is

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comfortable with me doing things unchaperoned,
especially when it comes to me sharing ideas

406
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:10,799
or opinions. Go cheeps. I
got one laugh. One person laughed at

407
00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:14,240
it. I was like, come
on, some comedy gold Yeah, now

408
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:18,279
let's go give it up. It's
ridiculous. Yeah, I get no love.

409
00:29:18,599 --> 00:29:22,640
Okay, So everybody goes to book
club or actually not that many people.

410
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:27,119
And then my friend Cecily, who
listens to our show, says,

411
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:32,319
this is my mom friend LB's bff's
Yeah, mom, she's a good friend

412
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:34,799
of mine. She writes. If
you missed book club today, join our

413
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,960
new app and check out some pics. Check out all the app has to

414
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:44,720
offer. You can schedule an RSVP
to meetings, sink dates, and locations

415
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,200
with your calendar. Check out now. Already I'm like, I'm unconscious,

416
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,839
Like I'm like you you lost me
at join our new app. You know.

417
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,559
I'm like, I can't. My
brain shorted out its sent, set

418
00:29:57,559 --> 00:30:03,440
your profile and more, and I
was like set my oh, send and

419
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:07,319
received messages and able notifications. I
was like, I no, I give

420
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,039
up. And then I talked to
Cecily later that night and she was like,

421
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,880
hey, did you download the app? And I was like, no,

422
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,440
I didn't. She was like,
well, you need the app so

423
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,039
we can like to coordinate with the
book clubs. And I was like,

424
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:22,720
I think I can't be in book
club. Then, oh god, you

425
00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:25,799
know what I mean? Though,
are you with you? You should just

426
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,079
eat? Well? Yes, because
I do have like my sister, I

427
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,799
help like Wendy, I help my
my girlfriend Dawn. This is the same

428
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:37,039
way with apps and stuff like that. Even Suzanne, I don't know what

429
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,119
you need. You need to get
like one of your kids to just do

430
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,960
it for you. Just go I
need this app. Can you go on

431
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,799
it? Can you down give it
to Xander, tell them to download it,

432
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,839
give me a password, blah blah
blah, and then, you know,

433
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,359
can you make sure that my phone
recognizes the passwords every time I go

434
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,160
into the app. It'll just you
know, get the kids to do it.

435
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,559
I'm having like, but I hate
that shit, literal anxiety my body

436
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:04,799
thinking about the fact that ticket Master, you know, the ticket Master app,

437
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,400
Like, okay, if you let's
say you buy tickets to something at

438
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:12,279
the Pantagious, right, Okay,
it goes through your ticket Master, but

439
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,920
you have like three different signings,
and god forbid if you don't, if

440
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,000
you haven't signed in from your phone
and you've done it from your computer,

441
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:25,119
oh forget it. You're fucked.
Yes, yes, fucked, because now

442
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,519
you're like, well, my tickets
are lost in there. They're in the

443
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:33,880
app. I can't get it on
my phone from my computer unless I log

444
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,079
in on my phone. But now
it's saying it doesn't recognize the password,

445
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,799
right, and I'm like, I
looked in my notes app, I have

446
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,640
the password in there. I'm using
that password. Well it turns out not

447
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:47,400
so fast. Yeah. It turns
out that at some point you logged in

448
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,160
and you forgot your password and you
set a new password and you didn't update

449
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,640
it, and now you're done,
like it doesn't recognize you. And now

450
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,720
you're like, well, I guess
I'm not going to that concert. I

451
00:31:56,799 --> 00:31:59,519
know, what the hell? And
then it's like, well, you need

452
00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:02,720
to have this, and then we're
sending you a message over to your email

453
00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:07,200
address. It's like, I don't
use that email. Like that's the other

454
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:09,440
thing. Like a lot of shit
goes to an old email address, and

455
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:14,039
it's like, I guess I can't
I can't play Fortnite anymore because it's all

456
00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:16,720
going to my old I don't.
I got to start all over. You

457
00:32:16,759 --> 00:32:20,960
know. It's just I hate it. I hate it. We were having

458
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,240
that problem, oh when we were
in Vegas with the like Caesar's Palace.

459
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:29,279
You have to like text you know
four or five four or five for you

460
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:32,279
know, room service. So you
do all that and then it's like once

461
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:37,640
Don's like Diamond member and it's gonna
text her phone, and I don't know

462
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,640
where Don is, and I guess
we can't eat. We're just we're starving,

463
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,480
but we just we're just gonna wait
until Don gets back, could be

464
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:49,079
hours from now, like we couldn't. It was ridiculous, like it's impossible.

465
00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:52,039
I know, I hate that ship. The other night, last night

466
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,359
or two nights ago, we were
the kid. Oh okay, this is

467
00:32:54,400 --> 00:33:01,279
another thing, another topic, Xander. This there's good and bad with being

468
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:05,680
the hub where all the kids come
over. Yes, you know, I

469
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,759
love it. You know, I'm
like the mom and me and girls.

470
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,119
I'm not a regular mom. I'm
a cool mom. Everybody come on over.

471
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:15,000
Well, careful what you wish for, because now my kids are like,

472
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:21,359
oh, Sadie's got this friend over
Listen. I am grateful as hell.

473
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,200
There was a time not that long
ago where all I did was complain

474
00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:28,799
that my kids don't have a friend
group. Now my kids have friends,

475
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:31,079
and it's like, yeah, and
I am grateful for it. It is

476
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:36,759
really really sweet, like and oftentimes
on a Friday night, like Sadie had

477
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:39,400
her friend. This has been so
long since this has been because you know,

478
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,799
Sadie has the smallest social battery of
anybody I know. She had a

479
00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:50,079
girlfriend sleepover Friday night and Saturday night, the same girl, but she came

480
00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:52,079
Friday night. They had a good
time. They went out and then Saturday,

481
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:58,279
no, they stayed home Friday night
and I took them to Sally's and

482
00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:00,720
they bought hair dye, and then
they died her friend's hair. Oh fun.

483
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:05,839
And then Saturday they hung out all
day and then Saturday night they went

484
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,719
to go see this music show and
then slept over again. Meanwhile, Saturday

485
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:16,119
night, Xander had like two friends. He has two guy friends. He's

486
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:22,239
in a little friend group with there's
four of them, which reminds me of

487
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,960
like how Elbe used to be.
She had a group of four. Whoever

488
00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:28,599
thought there'd be a time where I'd
be like, Yeah, Xander's got his

489
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,400
crew, but it's his regular crew. He spends a ton of time with

490
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,320
them. And so two of them
were coming over and they all slept and

491
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,400
they were sleeping over. But here's
the thing. Nobody has their driver's license,

492
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,480
so they can't go and just go
get food. They can walk,

493
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:50,360
and they sometimes will, but they'd
already been walking, so they're tired.

494
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,840
So they're like, hey, what
are we thinking? For dinner. So

495
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,679
I'm always on the hook for everybody's
dinner because hey, I got to collect

496
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:02,239
a from everybody for food. Dropped
your kids off over it. Yeah,

497
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,320
so we try to like keep it
kind of cheap and like, you know,

498
00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:09,199
order like Taco Bell or something,
which of course they're all thrilled about.

499
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:15,480
Yeah, okay, get everybody's Taco
Bell order. John's like haranguing them,

500
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:17,320
like, get your friend's Taco Bell
order. Oh. Also, like

501
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,480
LB's home from work. So now
we got Lb who's in her room.

502
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:24,239
She wants food. You guys are
going to Taco Bell. She's suddenly all

503
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,639
ears, you know, she's you
know. And then Sadie and her friend

504
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,880
want Taco Bell, and then John
and I are going to order something.

505
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,239
Okay, well the freaking app.
Well, you know, you can't just

506
00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:38,159
order Taco Bell. You can't just
go to Taco Bell on the thing.

507
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,760
You can't just call them anymore and
go to my order. No, you

508
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,599
got to use the Taco Bell app. Guess you now is a proud owner

509
00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:50,960
of the Taco Bell app for me, And I'll tell you why. Because

510
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:53,880
John he's got the app. He
goes on the app, he puts in

511
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:59,880
all the food. It's a freaking
complicated order, Like everybody wants something every

512
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,599
but he wants some embellishment today.
I can't just get a bean and rice.

513
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,960
Yeah, you gotta have oh,
this one add onions and this one

514
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:10,280
no sauce one. So it's I'm
not even exaggerating when I say it's like

515
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:15,840
twenty minutes of just inputting the order. He gets to the pay part,

516
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,400
grade out no, can't, no, can't do. He's like, I

517
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,440
don't know. He's now he's getting
frustrated, and it's like it's always something

518
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:25,800
right. So I'm like, what's
wrong. He's like, I don't know.

519
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:30,280
It's just it's just it won't let
me pay. It won't let it's

520
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,119
gray. And I'm like, well, have you used it before. He's

521
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:37,320
like yeah, plenty of times.
He's like it's just won't And I'm like,

522
00:36:37,519 --> 00:36:38,800
let me try. You know,
I look at it. Yeah,

523
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,719
it's great. I'm like, maybe
they're closed. Oh. He's like,

524
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,360
nope, they're open until four in
the morning. That's not it. I'm

525
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,519
like, I don't know. So
then I'm like, well, let me

526
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:52,360
download the app. So I download
the app, get through the whole thing.

527
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,199
He shows me. He shows it
to me on his app. The

528
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,440
order I have to go in and
one at a time. Another twenty minutes

529
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:04,280
in putting the order. We're talking
a lot of kids, three, four,

530
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:08,159
five, six kids, and me
and John get all the order in,

531
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:12,400
you know, multiple things they're ordering. It's like everybody's got to have

532
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,639
a Baja freeze, like yes,
you know this one wants a large this

533
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,760
one media. I'm like, all
right, right, don't get the freeze

534
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,360
one, don't get the one with
the ice, get the regular exactly.

535
00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:22,880
John's like, did you make sure
it's the one with the free Okay.

536
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:27,239
I get through the whole thing.
You go there and then it goes next

537
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,679
and then it goes to the pay
page. Noe grade out again. Yeah,

538
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:36,960
this was like an hour of our
time. Finally there was nothing to

539
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,440
do. I'm like, how are
these people staying in business? Like the

540
00:37:39,519 --> 00:37:45,079
app doesn't work so bee because they
use door dash. Now, we were

541
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:49,360
desperate enough for food that I was
just like, well, let's just go

542
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,800
there and old school like get ordered
at the drive through and order the whole

543
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,199
thing. And so that's what John
did. I didn't that John did it.

544
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:02,639
Wow Wow, And it's like but
that's what happens. These apps are

545
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:09,000
causing people to lose business because everything
is such a kshaw and it's so byzantine

546
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:13,400
and crazy. You know, like, don't people just eventually give up?

547
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,360
I would, I guess I would. I would. I just I know,

548
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:22,719
I actually just have the kids just
do it that kind of stuff.

549
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,440
And I feel like this, I
feel like this podcast should just change its

550
00:38:25,519 --> 00:38:29,920
name to like, get off my
lawn. I know, seriously, for

551
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,639
crying out loud, get off my
lawn, your kids and your crazy apps.

552
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,199
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599
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there was I was going crazy because
there was another one that was like a

600
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,679
year ago. It was bad.
Yeah, it wasn't actually crazy, it

601
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:29,480
was cheesy. This one's pretty good. I started watching it and it looks

602
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:31,480
good. But they don't tell you. What they don't tell you is that

603
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:37,559
a lot of the women on the
app or bots, remember right, They

604
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:39,400
don't tell you that. In this
document. They act like there's all these

605
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:44,599
women that like want to cheat,
and I think it was mostly guys,

606
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,480
and then I think they were having
to hire people. I don't know.

607
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:52,440
I want to say they were like
sex workers using Ashley Madison and like a

608
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,400
lot of the guys because they were
really marketing it towards men, right.

609
00:42:57,079 --> 00:43:04,039
I remember listening to Howard Stern in
the morning all and it would all Ashley

610
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:08,159
Madison was like their biggest sponsor in
them. They would hear commercials for Ashley

611
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:13,119
Madison all the time on Howard Stern. So, yeah, I guess they

612
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:17,880
did market it towards men. But
didn't they I can't remember because I remember

613
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,119
watching the old doc I haven't really
I've only seen like a half an hour

614
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,599
the first episode of this one.
But didn't if I remember, didn't they

615
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:30,719
fake? Didn't they have a bunch
of fake bots on there that are uh

616
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:37,239
like women that are you know,
they're trying to like entice because they got

617
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,599
hacked, right, they got hacked. Yeah, that's the big thing.

618
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:45,119
They got hacked and released released everybody, everybody's names. But didn't they figure

619
00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:49,880
out that a lot of that shit
was fake or something? Well, yes,

620
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,800
there were a lot of people.
The women were not real but then

621
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,559
how are they They're supposed to have
an affair. How do you have an

622
00:43:55,559 --> 00:44:00,119
affair with a bot? Right?
I don't know. I guess there were

623
00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:04,559
some real people. I mean,
I'm still watching the documentary to find out

624
00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:07,119
if they ever touch on that,
but I don't think they did on the

625
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:09,960
first documentary. It was in a
lot of articles. Hilly Beast had articles.

626
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:16,239
Did I ever tell you about how
like when that when the hack happened?

627
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:23,239
I mean, these guys were so
stupid. I guess they just thought,

628
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,119
and they covered this in the documentary
that like, well, I'm probably

629
00:44:27,119 --> 00:44:29,639
not gonna get caught, Like,
I mean, why would I even think

630
00:44:29,639 --> 00:44:35,559
about I guess maybe in those days
there wasn't a lot of leaks where people

631
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,599
got your information. There weren't a
lot of those kind of hacks. Yeah,

632
00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:43,679
but so a lot of guys were
not being very careful. Do you

633
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,440
remember that I had a friend whose
husband was just like a piece of shit,

634
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:51,199
Like this guy was terrible? Did
I ever tell you that story?

635
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:57,519
She has she had twins, and
it doesn't really matter how I know her,

636
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,039
but I was pretty good friends with
her. John worked with her husband,

637
00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:07,880
and when this happened, John goes, let's call him Rob. He

638
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,719
was like, we should put Rob's
name just in the hack just to see.

639
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,880
Sure enough came right up. He
used his freaking so John worked with

640
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:21,559
him. He used his work email. Wow, his Ashley Madison account.

641
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:25,000
Wow. So it was like,
let's say, let's say he was a

642
00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:30,880
contractor and his email was like Rob
builds right, you know, it was

643
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,239
like Rob builds in the Ashley Madison
thing and it showed all his activity.

644
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:38,599
Oh, no, it does.
And he got the account. He started

645
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:46,639
the account when his wife was pregnant
with twins and then was was having activity

646
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,400
on it all, like after she'd
had the babies. So it didn't just

647
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,360
say their names, showed all their
all their you know you have to that's

648
00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:00,920
right, the atures and stuff that
they would post. No, the other

649
00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:05,280
end. The other what it listed
was like all the times they used it,

650
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,880
like every time they met up with
somebody or wanted they had to pay

651
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:14,559
every time, so all their connections
it listed. So it was like all

652
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:20,559
these like a list of women he'd
puked up with her or contacted during the

653
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:27,559
time at like wow, So did
she find out, Well, she caught

654
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:34,159
she found out. She found iPad
messages of him with another woman, which

655
00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:37,360
he tried to deny, but it
was pretty undeniable. It turned out he

656
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:45,239
was a major serial cheater obviously,
but she was already going through the divorce

657
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:49,400
when I told her about the and
what I had to do. What I

658
00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:52,599
did was I didn't want to be
like, yeah, John like sniffed out,

659
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,320
like my husband was probably cheating right
away. So I was like,

660
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,920
you know, you know, for
maybe some fodder for your divorce, you

661
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:07,599
know, because this guy, I
cannot he was such a piece of shit,

662
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,920
like I'd known him for years.
He's gross. He hit on all

663
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,239
the women, like the kid's school, Like, he's just gross. Right,

664
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:21,000
So I was like, you know, this Ashley Madison hack, Like

665
00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:24,800
I wonder if Bob like would be
in the thing, Like you know,

666
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,960
you can just put in his email
address and you could see good. So

667
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,760
she did and she found it,
so I didn't have to say this guy

668
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,480
already knew smart. She was like
what smart? Was like, I don't

669
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:42,880
think you should be that surprised,
right babe. Yeah, well, remember

670
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,519
like so we only know like the
celebrities that are not celebrities. Kristen Teichman

671
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:50,840
or whatever her name is, from
Real Housewives who stuck with her husband.

672
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,360
Yep, they're still together and she's
still she was recently, oh because remember

673
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,519
on Ultimate Girls. Yeah, yeah, they were asking her about it and

674
00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:00,519
she was she was like, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, she addressed

675
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:04,920
it and she was like, you
made a mistake and I want to keep

676
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:10,360
my family together, and and she
was fine. Also Snooky Snooky's husband they're

677
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,000
still together and they're still together too. I don't think she talks about it.

678
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,880
I mean a lot of famous people
were, yeah, caught, and

679
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,400
they all had the lamest excuses too, Like remember when Kristen Tichman's husband was

680
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:29,880
like, oh my gosh, that's
not I didn't buds. Yeah, we

681
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,599
were just like we just put it
in there just just to see. Yeah,

682
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,000
but then it shows you if you
went on dates and stuff. So

683
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:40,519
right, oh boy, yeah,
I can't wait to watch this doc I

684
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:47,760
watched Hollywood Con, Hollywood Con,
Queen Hollywood Con Queen Yah, which was

685
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,480
insane. I could not didn't I
I text you right, it was before

686
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:57,360
I I've heard the whole podcast,
but I haven't seen the documentaries. Really

687
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,079
good, really good, yeah,
really good because you know that story Kaitlin

688
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:08,079
Oh it's a crazy story. It's
it's basically like, well, it's so

689
00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:15,400
there's people that are independent contractors.
There's actors. There's also you know,

690
00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:24,239
photographers, hair stylists and yes,
and there's this person that impersonates like high

691
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:29,320
powered women, mostly women in Hollywood. Yeah, they were, They were

692
00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:35,800
impersonating Amy Pascal. Amy Pascal was
the head of like Sony at the time,

693
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,519
right right, there's a few there's
a couple of them. I can't

694
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,960
remember their names, but if you
if I said their names, you you

695
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,760
would you would know. I mean
they're heads of studios. Women that are

696
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,719
heads of studios in Hollywood. And
this person would you know, get a

697
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,599
hold of these people and hire them
and then you know, make them pay

698
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,519
for their trips. But say,
oh, we're going to reimburse you,

699
00:49:57,639 --> 00:50:00,639
but we need you to go to
like, you know, India for a

700
00:50:00,679 --> 00:50:05,920
shoot, you know, uh Jakara
for you know this, you know for

701
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,920
for we need you to go on
you know, go take photography of all

702
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:13,480
these places that's not And then the
guy would come back and give him all

703
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,440
the stuff and you go, that's
not enough you need and like thinking that

704
00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:22,679
he's on the phone with Amy Pascal
right, And it was very involved and

705
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:27,920
there was like you know, scripts
sent and then script changes, like it

706
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,079
seemed like there was like a bunch
of people behind it, but it was

707
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:36,239
one person. And then they would
do the person would do make them do

708
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,320
auditions over the phone, like we
were like sexual auditions. Guy, Yes,

709
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:44,840
like you're going to pretend that you
really like want me right, that

710
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,760
you're trying to seduce me right for
a personal trainer? There was Yes,

711
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,519
yes, there was and and and
they wanted it was an actor and he

712
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:57,840
was trying to he had to seduce
this person over the phone over zoom and

713
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,039
then they they they would pay for
a personal trainer that that person had to

714
00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:06,760
pay for it, and they would
just rack up the bills, right,

715
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:12,079
But how was the person who was
scamming getting paid? Were they sometimes having

716
00:51:12,159 --> 00:51:16,840
to like that's what I don't know. I mean they I watched like the

717
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:22,119
first two episodes then I went to
Vegas, but it was they were just

718
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:25,280
discovering who the guy was. Okay, but he was, and the guy

719
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:31,440
that discovered him was writing these articles
and he's did the book on it.

720
00:51:31,519 --> 00:51:37,320
He wrote a book about this guy
and he went and flew to how Want

721
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,880
to read that book. What's it
called Hollywood con Queen. Oh yeah,

722
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,639
okay mm hmm. And the author
of the book is in this documentary and

723
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,599
he's he's got it all videotaped where
he's on the phone with how he catches

724
00:51:47,639 --> 00:51:52,440
the guy, videotapes he's there and
he's got it under cover. He's like

725
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,480
hiding how he found him, how
he caught him. And then he's like

726
00:51:55,559 --> 00:52:00,360
on the phone with him all the
time, like too much time the phone

727
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,159
with them. Just it gets crazy. And I got to see the end,

728
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,280
and I does he do? We
know if he got caught, if

729
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,840
he went to prison. I don't
know, but let's not spoil it.

730
00:52:09,079 --> 00:52:12,639
I don't want's all find out.
Yeah, because I got to watch the

731
00:52:12,679 --> 00:52:16,079
rest. It was really good.
Yeah, the first two episodes are great.

732
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:21,320
I think it's only three harder.
I'm behind on a lot of my

733
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:27,119
shows. And then I watched a
new Lulu Lulu uh, Lula Row there's

734
00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:30,599
a new one, new one.
Oh my god, I'm obsessed with I

735
00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:32,360
know, I know. So there's
a new one, because I think it's

736
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:37,719
on like the Discovery Network. Because
once you watch like Hollywood Conking, then

737
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:38,960
you go underneath and go, oh, you want to see more shows like

738
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,280
me the first Lula Row. I
started rewatching Lula Rich. It's called Ye

739
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,079
yes, that one is incredible.
Yeah, this one is just called Lulaow.

740
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,639
Like the Scandal, okay, and
it's pretty good. Yeah, it's

741
00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:53,920
a whole it's like, you know, a whole different people that got scammed

742
00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:58,199
another side. There's a couple of
stories to it. I don't want to

743
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,960
say, but you know how they
that sucked in. It's really good.

744
00:53:01,119 --> 00:53:06,239
Okay, I'll watch that. Yeah, I like that. Shit, that's

745
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:10,159
as good. Have you seen anything
recently, Kaitlin, No, not a

746
00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:15,039
lot. You know. I watched
that new HBO movie The Iron Claw,

747
00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:21,639
about that wrestler that wrestling family you
know about that, Oh, the Vaughan

748
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,400
Erics. They were a big wrestling
family in like the seventies or eighties,

749
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,679
and they had this. They would
call it like a curse on their family

750
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:31,679
because there was like so much tragedy
in their family. It was like four

751
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:37,119
brothers and it's with Jeremy Allen White
is in it. He plays with the

752
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:42,639
Suns, so yeah, okay,
and then zac Efron is in it too,

753
00:53:43,159 --> 00:53:45,559
and uh, it was it was
very sad it's very sad. It's

754
00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:49,960
very good and well made, but
it's been like I didn't enjoy watching the

755
00:53:50,039 --> 00:53:52,880
movie because it's so sad. But
uh, Iron Claw the Iron Clots on

756
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,360
HBO. Yeah, okay, but
other than that, yeah, just mostly

757
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:04,280
mostly NBA five. That's what Sonny
was. Yeah. Do you know our

758
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,800
reality shows Blow Deck, vander Pump, The Valley. Those are meaning I'm

759
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:13,639
watching the I'm watching the Valley.
Yeah. Yeah, it's better than vander

760
00:54:13,679 --> 00:54:17,440
Pump. I never watched vander Pump
and I don't know those people, and

761
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,519
I can't I don't know their names, so I had to have you know,

762
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,599
I'm like an episode five or six. But it is really good.

763
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,760
I like it. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, I used to hate that.

764
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,519
Jack's Guynia and Danny. Yeah,
so she's the one that used to

765
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:37,079
be Miss teen USA and then Danny
was a child star. Yeah that was

766
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:43,719
That's the everyone's favorite couple. Love
them protect These people are all from vander

767
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,320
Pump. No, no, only
like Brittany and Jack's and and what's her

768
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:52,239
name, Kristen? Those are the
people. Well who are the other people?

769
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,360
Then there there's new people, there's
there so this Janet who's terrible.

770
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,719
We all hate her Janet and her
she's pregnant, Jason. She started out

771
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:07,320
good and then just slowly and she's
pregnant. Yeah, she's the pressure,

772
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,920
the pregnant one. But she's not
from no so she's just brand new,

773
00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:16,519
brand new. Okay, yeah she
is a and uh Nia and Danny are

774
00:55:16,559 --> 00:55:23,679
brand new and Michelle and yeah,
Michelle and Jesse Jesse, yeah, and

775
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:29,840
he's just terrible, but she's pretty
bad too. Now, Like she started

776
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:35,599
for her and I didn't like him, but now right, like I saw

777
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:39,440
the big fight at the table and
I think I'm on the Malibu episode where

778
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:44,360
they go to Malibu. Yeah,
well see the thing is like Kristen was

779
00:55:45,599 --> 00:55:49,880
fired from vander Pump for being racist. I looked that up. Yeah,

780
00:55:50,119 --> 00:55:53,800
and now she's back and you kind
of got to feel bad for her though,

781
00:55:53,920 --> 00:56:00,320
because she's like she's kind of crazy, but like she's kind of she's

782
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,679
pretty crazy, but like I feel
like she means well, you know what

783
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:07,199
I mean, Like, but she's
she's unfiltered. So JACKX, who is

784
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,760
like, as Lisa vander Pump would
say, a sniper from the side,

785
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,519
JACKX is like setting her up constantly
to take the fall he's causing, stirring

786
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:20,400
so much shit up, and then
he'll just like leak stuff to her and

787
00:56:20,519 --> 00:56:22,159
knowing that she's gonna say it,
and then she'll be the one who's in

788
00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:24,400
trouble for it. And then he's
like, I don't know, Kristen told

789
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,960
me that, and it's like,
that's not true. Jackson is spreading these

790
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:32,760
roots, spreading. So jack started
that rumor about Michelle Michelle cheating on her

791
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,280
husband. Okay, yeah, so
Jacks started the rumor, told other people

792
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:42,480
and then tried to say that Kristen
told him, which is not true.

793
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,480
There's footage of him telling her,
and so she did cheat on her husband.

794
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:50,920
So these two people, they're new
to you guys, like they're new

795
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,960
to me, because yes, yes, and Jesse and Michelle are brought are

796
00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:58,320
divorced. Randa and so are Bricks. Uh, Brittany and Jacks. I

797
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,960
don't think they're divorced yet, but
they're separating. They're just separated. Jackson

798
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:07,800
Brittany are separated. Yeah. Oh
wow, there's this Uh there's this other

799
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:12,559
show that I stumbled on yesterday.
It's so stupid. It's on TLC,

800
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,639
So, like, you know,
it's bad. It's called milf manor oh

801
00:57:15,679 --> 00:57:22,239
I've seen yes, it is so
weird. It's weird. They get these

802
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:25,199
older women and then a bunch of
like young hot guys come in and first

803
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:29,880
episode they're like flirting whatever, and
then at the end of the first episode

804
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:35,400
all the younger guys dads walk in. So this show is about like these

805
00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:39,480
dads and these sons competing for like
the older women against one another. And

806
00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:45,760
it's so uncomfortable. Oh that season
two, ycause the first season and one

807
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:51,079
was it's even weirder because it's the
moms and they're excited to see who these

808
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:53,639
guys are. And the guys walk
in and that's their sons. Yes,

809
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and it's there the sons are dating. That was great show. The other

810
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okay, so the season two it
was different, Yeah, but it sounds

811
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equally as uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable. There's like they you know, one

812
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of the women wins date so that
she invites the sun and the dad out

813
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,880
to do like, uh, like
sexual yoga. So it's a tantric yoga,

814
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but the dad and the son are
doing it like together with her.

815
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I need to watch that immediately.
Ing all right, on that note,

816
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let me do another. Uh oh
no, already did that one. We've

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get check out Ferncandle dot com.
That's our friend Kelsey. She makes delicious

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smelling soy candles and you can follow
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Also Adam Lerner, he's a car
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com. He can help you with
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with buying a used car. If
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there's no charge. If you're outside
of the California, there's a charge,

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but you're not committed to anything.
If you just want to get a hold

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of he can help you. And
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bunch of money, then you can
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be like, have a good day. Also, The Family Skeptical is a

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podcast about raising kids without religions,
So like one episode every three weeks.

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It's not going to cut into your
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brunch, get there the salmon.
They have lapeno cilantro wings. Yeah,

833
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it's famous. Also, Sugar Skull
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a hold of them. If you
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talk to him or zoom ask him
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Thanks you guys. Thanks Ka,
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