Hey everybody, It's Tuesday, August fifteenth, twenty twenty three. Welcome to
the Giant Bomb Cast powered by Ennius to episode eight hundred and two. Welcome
to uh, you know, God's favorite gaming podcast. That's right, we
finally gained that distinction. I'm your host, jen Ochoa. I'll be the
blue turtle that some people have problems with, but you gotta keep me around
anyway, because I keep the pipes running, uh, and I'm just chilling
in the sewers. We got co Captain of the Ship X newsman, our
own April O'Neil, and you know you'd love to see him in a yellow
jumpsuit, Jeff Grub. I mean for audio listeners, who's to say I'm
not already wearing one? And just shout out to the Pope for that,
for that honor, by the way, I really appreciate it. Yes,
yes, we didn't speci that. We didn't specify which god it could be
one or all of them? You know. Yes, Shiva the Destroyer of
Worlds with Oppenheimer picked us next. Ess actually the only thing they agree on,
yes exactly. I'm gonna ask if we could put I'm gonna ask him
if we can put this on a shirt. He'll give me a face.
It was like, I don't know, dad, but we'll do it anyway.
Anyway. Oh, that's so good. We'll do it anyway. The
the Casey Jones of the team, Jeff Backlar, Hey, that's me.
Casey Jones is my spirit animal. I'm really proud for that comparison, So
thank you, Jan. He likes hockey. You like hockey, you know,
well, I'm not. I'm not sure if he likes hockey. He
just prefers a stick at the weapons in his toolbox. Yeah, in his
golf bag, I believe is how he fashions his collection of weapons. But
I have a really deep cut about Casey Jones and Ninja turtles. But let's
introduce our special guest before we get to it. All right, we have
our dearest friend, our special friend, the Outback Steakhouse of Games Media,
Bailey Byers. Thank you so much. I'm glad that that one was me.
That's great. It had to be. There was no one. Oh
look at that proof. Jeff mccars holding a Casey Jones mask in a box
right now. Yeah, you're supposed to take this out. I would imagine
at some point, but not just to scare your children at night when you
go to visit them. Yeah, imagine just waking up your child wearing this
mask and nothing else exactly like, we gotta go, we gotta go,
get into the woods. We're going. Yeah, that's that's you know how
my family treated me? For sure? What actually, I take the outback
steakhouse of games media. I take that back, Bailey. I'm sorry you
are. I have never even been to Australia. To be fair, nither
has out back. That's true. Okay, next time in La. Next
time when we're in La, not only do we have to go to Bukadibepo
to get a fun photo together, but we also have to go to an
outback steakhouse. Let's go. I'm so excited back that much blooming onion.
But Bailey, as the you know, as as a site's dearest friend,
you are also my my nemesis. So I think you are like the shredder
of a giant bomb. I'll take it. Yeah that's fair. Yeah,
yeah, it works for me here Leonardo and she shredded. That makes a
lot of sense. The way you guys were just ribbing each other, cussing
each other, out, yeah, exactly, throwing stuff on the side as
soon as the cameras are off and everything. The turtles do need to curse
more. I gotta say, for a bunch of fourteen to sixteen year olds,
they should be dropping like MF for a bunch more than they do for
the good kids. The problem is that they would say like the bad ones,
Okay, they would say the R word and stuff we can't have that
they would fourteen year old I don't think fourteen year olds say that now.
I hope so, I hope that the people I see say that on the
on the internet are actually like forty five. That that's something makes me feel
a lot better than if they're fourteen. Not not to relitigate old turtle talk
and old stuff that Jeff Backlar has odd opinions on. But Bailey, do
you see Splinter as the turtles as father in the new movie? Yes?
Wait, go on, well no, no, Maybe Bailey's got some points.
Maybe Bailey's done a lot of our own research. Do you guys you
want to hear from George from Florida again? Because I don't I don't know
how how to say this. I don't have an emotional association with the eighties
Turtles. That was just not something I grew up on if I didn't have
the VHS tape. So, as far as I'm concerned, the new movie
is all that matters with Turtles and so wait, so if they had the
same dynamic in the cartoon, would you then consider Splinter to be their father?
It's the same dynamic in the cartoon Dad, He's he's got dad vibes
in the Roguan movie than he did in the cartoons. From my position,
I think he was more of like a roommate in the in the in the
cartoons, right, it's more like a rat roommate if you or he's like
an unlockable character in the video game you're playing. Like in the movie,
he's a dad, and he's a good He's such a dad. Oh my
god. I just he's hilarious, probably the funniest one in the movie too.
So good, Yeah, so good? Yeah? Where was Casey Jones?
I just like to say, hey, I've been asking where is Keeno
been since Tim and T two? Secret of the Us? All right,
right, Jan, Look, as much as I love Keino, I kind
of think if we're if we're like doing a tier of like missing cameos start
from there's a clear number one, but that kind of guts resolved a little
Japanese kid from three three. I've only seen three ones. Yoshi everyone's favorite
character, or Yojimbo the rabbit. Huh, now that would be cool.
I would take that. Uh. I forgot where we're going. I apologize.
I was gonna make a weird deep cut comparison. Please please cut away,
cut away. So I'm a big cowboy bebop expert, as everyone knows.
Now, it's amazing. It's amazing. I've seen seven episodes of it,
and it's amazing. It's totally redefined who I am as a person recently,
live my life by that anime. He's gonna be insufferable when he finally
watches FOULI Coolie, but I can't wait. That's going to change him in
a way that I don't anime is that? Yes? Whatever, it doesn't.
It's like four episodes, Okay, back, he's already changed though.
Once he eventually watches Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and then he meets Roy Mustang,
He's going to be changed as soon as he gets into reviews Starlight. It's
all over for you. Guys are all bringing up that such a deep cut
that I'm confident none of you three. I just politely place this podcast.
Yeah, the funny thing about Cowboy Bebop is that I was afforded every opportunity
as a college student in like two thousand to two. Time lines up so
much with you should have just been like legally required to watch adult swim at
that time, Like you weren't. It's weird, right, Like I was
watching Aquitine, I was watching Sea Lab, I was watching Harvey Birdman,
I was watching all the things. And then as soon as they were like,
yo, it's two unami time, I was like, I don't like
anime. I'm twenty. Yeah, Like if that, if you would,
if you would stuck around, like if you were just so how you didn't
turn the channel and that first episode Cowboy Beboy started up, I would have
been not saying that this autobiographical but it is. But like you're like you
would not be able to look away, Like so you still missed it.
I'm just no, I'm a piece of shit, Jeff. I'm old enough.
I'm an adult enough to admit it this point. Thank you. As
long as we can all agree that I am a piece of shit. I
was into Eon Flux back then. I was I, which is not really
necessary, Like no, but you know it's got the same tone totally.
It's it's insane. It's so insane. Anyway, I've seen seven or episodes
of Cowboy Bebob, therefore an expert, and I recently watched the episode about
VT, the character VT. If I don't know if you're aware, but
watching that episode yesterday and and then thinking about the turtles recently, VT gave
off total Raphael nineteen ninety ninja turtle vibes, like the big trench code in
the hat Tracy though, what's that? Isn't that just Dick Tracy? Who?
Raphael Big? I don't think he was going for a Dick Tracy.
Thing's got like a yellow Maybe maybe Casey Jones made a Dick Tracy joke,
Adams, Yeah, maybe maybe. Uh there's something about like big trench code,
like you like you're hiding a turtle shell going out in camouflage. It's
like I just felt VT, and uh, you know out at night camouflage
fail. We're exuding the same energy in a big way. So if anyone
can appreciate that, comparison. She's the truck driver, the space truck driver,
right yeah, and she hates bounty hunters. She hates them. Campra's
just dead Spikes biagle Chi right yeah. And did you guys play Neon White
at all when it came out? Oh? Yeah, God, I love
that. I love that. Just Spike from Cowboy Bebop talk to you about
angels and demons more than usual because he's talked about it a lot, a
lot a lot. Yes, anytime he shows up anywhere, I'm very excited.
Uh you know, while we're still kind of tangentially talking about the turtles.
I don't know what compelled me to watch this, but I wound up
watching the Michael Bay Turtle movies. Oh there, they they made choices in
those films. Man, that's like such a weird thing that you just Michael
Bay's turtles move like, yeah, he did that while he was in his
Transformers era that lasted forever. He also did teenage Mutant Ja Turtles movies,
but like he produced them. Think about those? Hey, yeah yeah,
but I do you think they have his signature on it? Would you believe
me? Or I forgot this? Tony Schalub is splinter. Oh that's that's
kind of cool. I love Tony schalub O guy rules. I'm might have
predicted that you love Tony schalub I like, come on, missus mazel dude,
he's so good. I just like I could tell five other things before
that, bail, you got a problem with missus masl what's happening? Not
a fan? Okay, let's get into this before we get into games,
because there's not a lot of games. Okay, that's okay. I'm not
here to be a TV critic. Okay, all right, but we can
all agree that we like Tony Shaloup. Yeah yeah, Bailey, clearly Tony
Galaxy Quest one of the best performances ever in a movie. He's the best.
Just fantastic stuff. An alien. I like him a lot. In
monk Uh, here's the Google doc. I almost forgot to do this,
shouts out, even send it to me before. Oh no, I'm talking
about the bad Google doc. This is just send it. I'm gonna put
in the chat for us right here. Wait. Okay, okay, I
was like, grub be careful, no no, no, no, no,
our chat yep okay, pooh uh right, let's talk about video games
can't type I am, and I was like, Man, she's gonna get
there. Eventually, she'll get there. Uh. You can't play video games
most of the time unless you're looking at them on a TV or a monitor.
But Jeff Backlar, you got a portable monitor. Listen to this.
I feel like I've done something illegal. And I kind of went back and
forth. I'm like, should I even talk about this on the show,
because once I once I start talking about this, I feel like I'm gonna
be in trouble. Well I'm not gonna be in trouble, but maybe the
thing that I'm using this for will break. Oh my god, look at
grub monitor. Did you are we are we monitor buds? Yeah, let's
listen. Listen, listen. I have a trip coming up, a couple
of plane rides in my future. Oh you got the laughy leck one.
Yeah, it sounds like a Norris God if I Kia only knew in the
nineties that all of its funny names were about to be exploded out by a
website called Amazon dot com. Hey, hey, back, I could tell
that we're homeowners making the ikea job. Yeah, that that lands with you
two, right, Baylor? Totally? Yeah, I love sing love.
It's like mortgage. It's forty whole dollars the interest rates. I'm gonna refinance
this in a couple of years. No, it's a bad time to refine.
What are you talking about? Mow the lawn. I have the hoss.
I have to have a lawn, even though we're in a drought.
Can you say, hoaesome? Good job, that's really good. We haven't
told out podcast points in a while, but Bailey gets them all today for
sure, and I'm back like that, You're not allowed to do that.
I'm ship twice today. Listen. I'm going to deduct twenty to six.
I can, oh can? I can't afford that chap that puts me in
the red transferring that balance to Bailey's balance. Wow, I have to pay
off this podcast negative balance. I bought a I bought a portable monitor for
a couple of plane rides because my little one and I are through the fourth
Temple in Zelda and now want to continue playing on our trip because there's you
know, who knows how many hundreds of hours left in this game, and
I'm like, oh, we'll just play this on the plane. I'm like,
oh, wait, no, we won't because the screen on the switch
is too small to play with two people. It's insane. I realize people
do it on rooftops, do it whatever, they do it, but I
don't want to be that guy. So I bought a portable monitor, thinking
like, oh, I'll just figure a way to like Jerry rig it together.
And that's that, you guys. I thought, like USB out USBC
out video on the switch was like this very proprietary coveted thing. I just
hooked it up to this monitor and it worked with the with the USBC cable
that came with the monitor, and it worked like directly into the switch.
Dude, I can demo for you right now if you want to see it,
like it doesn't want to see it, it's insane. It just works.
Wait okay, the raw naked port from the Raw Dog, the one
that came with the monitor, and it just worked. No guess, wait,
no doc like no dock, no sands doc. Okay, I gotta
see this then. Actually, yes, that's if you can't do it for
scientific purposes, well, I'll larrate the whole thing for audio. You guys,
got a vamp for a second while I set this up. Guess what
also works the steam deck. Well, yeah, that that steam deck does
make sense. But that's good. That's good. Yeah, because you guys
are gonna have Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah, there's portal monitor.
It makes a lot of sense when you start getting a lot of those
devices. I feel like I'm about to really upset companies right now. The
steam deck is like Gabe does, I don't care. I'm not worried about
them. I'm worried about the company that you should worry about it. Yeah.
Yeah, well I hear you vamp. I'll show you the thing.
Okay, this crew vamping, that's that's going to be so difficult. I
do want like I felt the DOC was necessary for that stuff because I guess
maybe they just turn it off for the switch light and that's what I'm thinking
of. So maybe that does make some sense. But I haven't feel the
DOC is just so that it can like stand up and have a little dignity.
But you can really just plug it in anywhere. Yeah, well,
I mean yes, I like, I feel like you couldn't take an hdm
I or an USBC to HD my chord and plug it into a TV.
But I think I must be wrong. Then I guess so yeah, I'm
always confused, right because like USBC can like be thunder can be lightning sometimes
right, it can. It can be so many things were so many.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, here I have something more upsetting out
back steakhouses calling their appetizers aussetize aussey Tizers ausseatizers. Come on, guys,
they just ran out of jokes. You're like, now they did that thing
where like you write the intrasection last, so they like did the rest of
the men either, like great great banger after banger, and then they got
to the appetizers, are like, fuck, what do we do here?
Aussi Tizers? There, We're done? All right, I'm gonna take a
joke and then I want Australian listeners to write in and tell me if I
need to stop making these jokes. Ausey Tizers sounds like the fight you get
in before your fight. Like it sounds like you're you're gonna get your real
fight in a second, but the aussee tizer, you're gonna have the little
fight before the big fights. How can that be offensive? What is that?
Ending? It's more offensive that you like apologize to Australian people before making
the joke. Listen, do they care? Okay, as you can see
my switch hook up in the with the bottom USBC. Okay, here's the
other end. I'm gonna plug it in. Okay. Now, is this
monitor drawing from the switch? This this power? What do you mean?
No, it's except so there it is. Wow, look at that.
Okay, switch, the switch must be so yeah, the switch because the
monitor does have a power. I am powering the monitor, right, So
that's what I think. But I think it will still work if I take
the plug out. Yeah, because that's the will Nope, it does not.
That's because it needs power. It does. Oh no, I don't
think we had to do it had to get Look it's but it's like there's
no power on it right now, and it's getting power somehow because it's displaying
the no signal. Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah, it might be drawing
power, drawing like like just sipping a little bit. It does run by
itself with the steam deck. So like if you just plugged the steam deck
puts out enough power, I'd try to make yesterday. Yeah where is running?
But yeah yeah, port of the monitors don't usually have batteries, right
because mine doesn't like that would be kind of crazy. I would, Yeah,
you would need something pretty serious. But yeah, isn't that crazy cool?
Yeah, isn't that? It's fantastic. It's like, why is that
working? Are you worried about? Like there was a worried about like bricking
switches early on by using bad docks, that seems to have mostly gone away.
I mean at this point, who cares. You're right, they're like,
yeah, I got like four switches in this house somewhere. I could
just fix an old one or something. Yes, you know, all right
with house money at this point. Fantastic, fantastic. Well, speaking about
switch games, mister Grub sounds like and it reads like on this document here
that you beat Pickman four, I'd beat Pickman four. Yeah, I uh,
well I got credits like twenty hours ago. So that's this game is
making me like wonder, Like, man, what is he even beating a
game? Mean anymore? But I got credits twenty hours ago. There's a
ton to do after that. Most of it, like it surprisingly keeps a
lot of momentum even though you've mostly finished up with the like, oh,
I'm gonna get a new thing that makes me more powerful. Or it makes
my characters able to do more or finding new pickman. By then you're gonna
found all the pickmen. But like things like finding their onion, which enables
you to grow these pickmen without just finding them out in the wild, something
that for some of these more rare pigments around time. Yes, so like
that like is still that was encouraging me to keep exploring the world, Like
I'll just go get all the onions. I'll just set the little doggie to
sniff out onions every time we get to a new level, and then I'll
just go get those. And a lot of the ones I was finding are
the flow licks. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yes, I was finding
the flow licks, and that means you can have more pickmen in the world.
But that caps at a hundred, so it's like at a certain point
that just gives you like some power ups and stuff not actually not very useful
at a certain point, and I was like, man, where's the white
onion? And as I was like exploring for it, I discovered the final
the final stage, which is like this twenty level cave that you go through
and it's like you're using all your pickmen in really interesting ways and I really
loved everything up until about the last boss. The last boss is fine.
The boss fights in this game are not really why I'm here. It's like
the exploration is really good. The sense of progression is really good, like
as the loop is fantastic, just being a bunch of little guys around like
Boston little and like getting more little guys so I could do even more the
next day, Like so oh, that was a really good productive day.
Now tomorrow I know I could do even more. That's what works for me.
The boss fights are like, yeah, mostly you're trying to get them
over as quickly as possible by just ramming your dog into him and sitting all
one hundred pickmen to attack him at the same time. And that's kind of
how the last boss fight works as well, except for it has phases and
I was not prepared with the correct pickmen and the game doesn't spell out that
you needed to bring in a certain pickmen, like I didn't have any blue,
yellow, or red pickman because the stage is like here, so let's
just like have you auto select the pickmen you're gonna bring with you, And
it didn't give me any of those, and I was like, that's fine,
I'm sure I don't need him, because this has been pretty handy so
far when the game was just like just bring these. So I go through
all the twenty levels and then the previous level of this cave right before the
final boss fight, there are these little flowers that you could throw your pickmen
in to make red, yellow, or blue and some other things, and
I'm like, yeah, I probably don't need that, like that's probably just
optional, and I would only be able to get five of them because that's
when the flower you put five in that spits out five red and then it
disappears you can't use it anymore. And I'm like, so this is probably
just like in case you wanted to have a more variety for this final fight.
It turns out that that was a mistake because I got to the electric
phase and I didn't have yellow pickmen, and so every and like the boss
throws out these little electric yellow balls that send electric like lines all around in
the circle circular pattern, and so I was like trying to dodge everything and
then still attack the guy, but my pickman would get electrocuted and I was
screwed. So eventually I just like, I'm gonna hold all my Pickmen back
in the corner and just send the dog out, because the dog was so
powered up at this point that he could just go and do anything. So
I had him like take away all those electric balls, and then we went
an attack and we were able to get through it, and that was like
just frustrating instead of fun at that point. So it's like that's kind of
like a little bit of a fizzle out there at the very end, but
overall, just a fantastic game style, just some something I really really enjoyed
spending a ton of time with. Like I took a break from Tears of
the Kingdom specifically just to play through Pickman four, and then when I got
the first credits, I did kind of consider maybe just putting it down,
and I was like, I'm still being drawn into this, and now that
I've beaten it, I didn't get all the onions. I think I am
done with it now, so probably won't go back because there's so much else
to play. Although I would love a world in which no I would have
one hundred percent that game. It's an easy game to one hundred percent in
terms of like the desire to do so. But it's like man it's just
not a very good use of my time right now. But overall, just
like I'm still really in love with Pickman four. I mean you have a
writing credit because of it. So yeah, if you haven't watched the Honest
Game trailer, Grub got a writing credit on it. That was a lot
of That was a lot of fun. Yeah, I thought I trumpeted that
up. That was Yeah, definitely. Bailey did a very good job of
editing my jokes into something that resembled something funny. So they were very funny
exactly, they were like ships. Yes, that's exactly what it was.
I had had a good time with that. So yeah, that's what it
means to punch up a joke. I get it now, Yes, Bailey
actually right. Yeah, I need everyone to just go to every single Honest
Game trailers and say, like, oh my god, this is great.
Bailey's Bailey's the best. Just just put that just comment that. I mean,
like the shredder of games media, Grub. I need you to educate
me and please excuse my Pickman blind spot, because I I just thought Pickman
were weird, a bunch of little weirdos, and they are right. Was
it intended for the name Pickman to be evocative of kind of Pokemon. That's
not the story they tell. The story they tell is that Shigeru Miyamoto design
the characters to look like a type of carrot that sounds like Pickman in Japan,
So like there, I don't know if the characters are actually called Pickman,
but there's it's like something like Peka carrots or something like that, and
he designed them after that, and that's where they come from. Allegedly,
I don't I don't know if it does. It does. Yeah, it
does sound like Pokemon, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's like, let's
try to confuse people. But that also doesn't sound very Nintendo. Okay okay.
I think Shigeru Miyamoto would be would blow up on foraging TikTok. From
the sounds of it, it sounds like his interests are very varied. He
just loves being outside despite making video games. That's right. It likes to
play in the dirt. Speaking about playing in the dirt, I feel like
I've been hitting a wall because I keep jumping in dirt and slipping in grease
because I can't stop casting grease and Balder's gate three, starting to figure out
why you might be slipping in grease. I have an easy fix for this
one, jan Yes, don't, don't cask Grace. I can't are there
are so many better spells. I can't help it, Bailey, I don't
understand anything. I just got the handsome wizard Man and he had a grease
spell. I'm like, well, that's the only thing I'm gonna use him
fail. Yeah, it's It's so funny because when when I started the game
over after playing it multiplayer with with for the EPF grub, we completely missed
the wizard Man and we we wound up in jail. Oh so wait,
which wizard Man is this? He's the right, yes, Gail, Well,
not the cover art guy, not the one with the silver hair,
right, that's Stan's not He's not a wizard he's a rogue vampire. Yeah
right right right? Uh. And then like we I pulled the wizard Man
out of the portal and then I was like, oh, what's up,
dog? And it's great. It's great. Yeah, probably that we missed
it, and this makes it sound like we were looking We were not looking
for anything. Well, I'm happy that we didn't come across it. At
all, because yeah, yes, yes he's been saved. Grub you put
on the dock that you've been playing it, I've also been playing it,
as I understand, Bailey, you've been been playing it, yep. I'm
like, I'm I'm still at a point where, like I said, I
was trying to be picking for and Tears of the Kingdom. So I'm like,
I keep dabbling in wallters Gate three trying to honestly get over my intimidation
of it. It's just like I could see how it takes up all this
time, and it's not just like a shallow time, it's deep time,
Like you need to focus in on this stuff and learn all these mechanics or
make an attempt to wear the mechanics to find some fun in the stuff.
And I'm still at a point where I'm not sure what that process is going
to look like for me. So I'm kind of curious to hear if you
guys have any tips and sort of like what that process, what that process
was like for you. Uh My tip, Bailey, you've probably put way
more hours than I have. My tip is is just yolo grub, it
doesn't matter. That's kind of what I'm think I'm gonna have to do.
Yeah, I'm little Blocks Vibe. Yeah yeah, say that again. I
can't not hear that enough. Yeah. I rolled with a little dwarf named
Block Lesno and and he's very brawlick. He's great. And then I'm just
punching people in the face. But I'm very empathetic and I keep trying to
break up fights. I don't have enough charisma, so it just devolves into
a fight. It's great, that's that sounds like Block West for sure.
I lifted up our game and there was Block Wesner just completely naked with his
dick out. It's like, oh, yeah, that's where we left everybody.
Fantastic, fantastic. Yeah. I have a rogue. Her name is
Flip Bailey. She does flips. It looks like me, Uh, it's
been good. I mean, like the thing the problem is is like I'm
very deep into it, like I'm I'm near the end of the story and
I'm hoping to finish it after this. But I was hoping to finish it
last night and I kept hitting this like heart that I couldn't get past this
fight that was insane that I could not get past. And I was just
like I was like, I don't know, I think I short circuited.
I like, I couldn't. I couldn't do it anymore because I like the
game so much. But it is sort of like playing a game of Dungeons
and Dragons with the worst dungeon master you've ever encountered in your life. For
the folks at home, Bailey that don't know what a bad dungeon master or
DM would would mean. What what do you mean by that? Well,
they want you to do things in a specific order. They are really weird
about like mechanics, like, uh, they're buggy, and they keep crashing
the game for some fucking reason. All the minis off the table, anytime
something, anytime you try to open up your phone or whatever. I heard
that this game makes all other Triple A games look like lazy developers by comparison.
I was going around on the internet and I'm like, oh, yeah,
that's people just aren't getting to the bugs yet. There's infinitely the takeaway.
Yeah, so yeah, how are you? Because like when I imagine
Dungeons and Dragons play at this point, I do imagine all the podcasts I've
listened to. I've never played it myself, and in those situations, the
d M is always very accommodating, Like the whole point is like you are
here to have fun, but maybe it's more important. It's like wrestling,
it's more important that the other person doesn't get hurt. It's more important that
the other people are like have fun as well. If you play that way,
everyone will have a good time because they'll do the same for you.
It's like that Golden rule plus one, Like golden rule, dude, what's
best for everyone else as well? The game just can't it just can't do
that, right. It has to be a video game first, right,
Yes, so you've got dungeons and dragons mechanics, but a game that's actively
trying to screw you over at all opportunities, and it is at times deeply
infuriateing. You wind up making one wrong decision and soft locking yourself out of
entire quest lines because you answered a question wrong, and now you have to
kill all these people or they're going to kill you first, and there's no
way to talk out of it. Like, have you been doing gets a
little frustrating. Have you been doing any any saves coming, Bailey? Or
have you just been rolling with this little on onl on, like big important
roles that I can tell that if I mess it up, I'm really gonna
lock myself out of something important in the story. I am going to save
scum. I don't typically, I wouldn't typically, but in this situation,
And please no, it's only in like desperate situations because loading up one of
these games takes a full fucking hour. So like I'm when I'm doing it,
I'm really meaning it, like it matters. I'm feeling that pain like
it hurts me every time. I'm really enjoying my time with this and this
being one of my first instructions to like heavy heavy dice rolls and everything,
and like, okay, shit, all this stuff really does matter, huh.
Like like you said, Bailey, I have been soft locked out of
stuff that I've seen people talk about. I'm like, I don't know who
that person is. Yeah, it may see like people fail like the oh
this is a zero skill check and then they get a critical failure and still
falance. Like I like that the game makes that possible, Like that is
that is a cool thing to see? Yeah. Yeah, it just goes
to show it doesn't matter how good you are or something you can still really
fuck up exactly. I will say I've seen people post like videos of like
later game scenes or gameplay, and it does seem very very intimidating with having
to juggle MMO style hot bars after a while, Bailey, has that been
like a problem at all or have you kind of just settled into a flow.
I haven't had that much of a problem with it, and I don't
play MMOs, so like if anyone else is having a problem, that feels
like a skill issue to me. This was like a friendly question, Bailey,
because I was just trying to gauge where people were. Okay, all
right, Jeff Backlard, you do you want to play ball? There's Gate
three or something. Backlard's in full defense mode. He this is like because
he Backlark. Can I try to like diagnose because i'mn't think I'm in a
like close to be where you are. Where it's you see, like,
I see other people having a lot of fun with this, and I I
think I want that for myself, But there's also a good chance of having
FOMO because it might just be physically impossible for me to spend the time on
this game. I need to actually have that time, so it might be
easier to just be like, I don't care. I don't want to.
I don't want to actually get into this game. Yeah, Like, I'm
definitely lying when I say I don't care, but it's yeah, it's it's
a it's a necessity, it's a it's it's out of necessity. I'm lying
because I have to lie because I physically can't put this square peg in a
round slot. Like it's just simply not feasible. It's a naughty slot.
I don't want. I mean, look, I don't know. Maybe one
day, you know, in my fifties, I could play Baller's Gate three
next year, you know, jem I felt bad after I said that,
I'm sorry you You realize you've walked into Dan Reiker joke territory. Yeah,
I know. You know, Bailey, you're better. And then I thought
like, oh I can rip too, though, Okay, you're better than
him, better than him, Okay, alright, alright, yeah I don't
know what kind of slot is square, but you understand my analogy, isn't
it. Okay, No, we don't need to talk about you know,
you know it's anyway, so like, yeah, it sucks. I would
like to play it, but like some I forget one of you guys were
telling me like, oh, even if you want to try it, like,
you still have to know a lot of stuff, and I don't know,
it's like common game of the year. I'm obviously gonna probably have not
even touched it yet and I'll be in trouble. So you know whatever,
I think that you uh don't have to know stuff necessarily, you just got
to play the right class in that situation. Yeah, you can know nothing.
Yeah, I would say if you're like new to the concept of dungeons
and dragons, I wouldn't go with like a magic class. I would go
into like a fighter or like a rogue or something like. I wouldnt giving
me advice on the thing I said, I'm absolutely not playing well. I
think, oh, it sounds like you're just afraid, And I think that
if you had a little less fear in you, maybe you would try this
game. Because as much as I hate it right now, it actually is
a great game and I think people should play it. I think you're a
part of it. Here's a part of it. Oh yeah, that's the
same for me. Yeah, And the console version is coming out next month.
Which I'm actually very curious to see how that turned out because I've heard
really good things. Uh, and it is actively breaking my PC every time
I open it. I can hear my PC going like like underneath the casing.
It's like apparently like Zen two chip pcpus or all that matters. These
are relatively new CPUs, Like I just gave one to Mike, an older
one that I had, but it's like a really good one, and it's
like apparently that's struggling with Boulder's game. And I was like, oh man,
already these CPUs are being outdated by this this CRPG. But that's the
kind of game that would do it. Yeah, you would have thought that,
like the fomo would have really taken a hold of me on this one,
right, like because I am so prone to that. But like it's
just not and I'm trying this big It's like I think it's easier to be
like yeah, right, there's plenty of plenty of other stuff to play.
I gotta get it. It's like I don't need to see the Grand Canyon.
I know it's this huge fucking hole in the ground. Fuck it,
it's enormous, it's huge, it's whatever I'm just gonna skip over it,
but that people will be like, no, you've seen in a person who's
different, and of course, of course it is of course flown over it
a bunch. Ye fine, I know we're gonna get the Game of the
Year and what's gonna happen is Zelda. Like I'll go and assuming Zelda's obviously
a luck and it's gonna be like, actually, Boulder's Gate's gonna have a
ton of support, So like, I'm like, I want to give it
a chance before we get there, because I don't want to be rushing it
at the end of the year. So I'm gonna go. It's just hard.
Yeah, I feel like Balder's Gate is gonna have a ton of support,
and I don't think it's gonna walk away empty hand. I think that
would be bananas. But I do feel like Gelda Zelda still is Game of
the Year for me person only having played having finished that one and getting near
the end of Boulder's Gate just yeah, just just yeah. Some people actually
have finished Cheers with the Kingdom at this point. Jan I know, based
on talk to based on who YouTube talk to, it seems like an impossible
feat. But it is actually quite doable. I'd recommend trying. Actually no
one else does it as it's Yeah, it's just still in the game of
the year for me because with between Balder's Gate and Zelda, Like with Balder's
Gate, it's incredible what they've achieved. With Zelda, it's also incredible what
they've achieved. And at no point did I rage quit it. I was
just having a really good time the whole time. Yeah, see that,
that tells me everything I need to hear. Okay, you know, once
I hear that, like people are actively upset at Balder's Gate occasionally, Like,
you know, I don't need that. I don't need that angry in
my life. My angry enough. You know. It's a card game break
on stream because I needed to like just not play something that was going to
crash my computer every three seconds or yell at me because I inexplicably rolled a
one on a lock pick even though I'm a rogue with seventeen dexterity. It's
fine. Sometimes your hands are tired, but speaking about cards are tired.
Speaking about a card game break, Bailey, I see that you've been playing
and streaming Slay the Spire. Yeah, that's the card game I've been playing
when I don't want to play Boulders Skates. It's very good, very one
of the same. They've got similar concepts. I'm obsessed with Slay the Spire.
I only started playing it this week. Someone recommended it to me in
my stream shot at to Jack after I got became obsessed with Inscription and I
wanted another game, and he was like, Oh, You're gonna love this,
and he was right it. I have been playing it just this week,
but I've Slayed the Spire once. I feel like I'm freakish good at
it, and I'm so excited to keep doing it because it is. It
is the most addicting game I think I've ever played. I am obsessed with
it to a degree that I haven't been obsessed with anything in like a really
long time. Yeah cool. I had a Slave the Spire problem as well,
or when it initially came out, and then like they as people are
telling me like, oh, you gotta you gotta turn on the quick option
or whatever the fast mode is. I'm like, oh shit, this is
a whole another gear. You go into the options, it's like slightly faster.
I forget what it does because it's been a hot minute. Oh Bailey,
if you like Slay the Spire, there's another game that is exactly like
Slay the Spire, but on a train Monster train. There we go,
what what? But I love trains? Was gonna recommend this? I haven't
played either. I've I've had both, like on my prephery, but like,
obviously it's not gonna happen this here. But I definitely could say you're
both, Like jan, you've played both, which one would you recommend first?
I am still leaning towards the Slay the Spire camp because that is not
an easier roguelike, but a more digestible one rather than Monster Train Monster Train.
You have to balance three lanes versus just the one. Cool. You
gotta be a jungler, got a little mobile style exactly, you gotta be
a little mobile. I love roguelikes, and I'm only recently really getting into
card games, and this is just me. It seems like there's a whole
world for me to unlock out there. I thought the bent of honest game
trailers is going to turn very far away from Triple A titles and just right
into like a very specific late card just card game joke. After card game
joke, people are going to get so sick of it. We're gonna lose
all our subscribers. Sorry to my bosses. It's gonna be worth it.
It's we're going to find the right audience. Roguelikes and card games are two
of the best genres that are the most like. If you mention them,
people are like, oh, I don't like those games. I'm out here.
That's like, oh, you know you. Roguelikes are just the best
thing you could do, Like, the best thing you could turn a game
into is a roguelike. And then card games. You can't put out a
card game unless you've thought about the mechanics so hard. I mean by like
what makes them fun at this point. So it's like, if you're putting
out a card game in twenty twenty three, it's probably gonna be a good
time. So yeah, up for those. I was thinking about this when
I saw you streaming Slay the Spire Bailey, but I was thinking, holy
smokes, have I been wrong. My whole life is math actually fun?
Math is fun? Huh. Math can be fun. I didn't like math
when I was growing up, but then when I worked a retail job and
math became if you can do dixty percent off, you can figure out how
much you can buy this item for Shundley. Math was a blast, and
now math is in game and game and game even more fun than works like
math Blaster, Like that's why I learned that like a math blaster. All
right, game dev's listening to this podcast. Here's a free three million dollar
idea. Here's your new roguelike or your new game idea to make all right,
Basically, you just hand out change. You just hand out change because
as some of that has worked a register before figuring out the proper change to
hand out with coins very satisfying. Just turned out into a game, turned
into ye have like the game well that should absolutely be a thing. And
then like make it all complicated too, Like level two is like, oh
but they're returning something and you introduce new currencies, right like you're just like,
well, now you're getting making it, and you get sucked into a
fantasy world where like they have like not just like dollars and cents, they
have like gold and silver and buttons and stuff, and someone's trying to write
a check and then you get nobody else can have this idea. Yeah,
thank you, Bailey. Yeah, one of these days I gotta learn how
to develop a game, and then we'll it'll happen. Guys. Well I
think you just tell chat GPD to do it now it will happen. Oh
totally, that's what I heard. That's what I heard. Yeah. And
then just think about when you got to introduce cup ons and everything, right,
yeah, I love cup ons. What no, that's DLC. The
coup ponds is all DLC. Okay, all right, and then and then
you could have like a peripheral with like you gotta scan the cup on and
everything. All right. Oh that's yeah. There's something really satisfying about this
game. I want to play it. Good job, what's it called?
What's it called? What's it called? Uh? Chap two? Change change
makers? A better change makers? Yeah? I like change makers. I
do think that's good. Yes, yeah, okay, now there's actually a
TM. Now there's actually a TM there. All right, guys, Yeah,
game devs, we're homies, we're friends. I love I love everything
you make, but don't work fifty fifty with you. Yeah, this this
is why I should just produce stuff, because is the thirty meter? Is
the seventies them to you to decide. It depends on how good of a
lawyer you get. I guess you got to get a lawyer. Now change
No, it's a business. Change the logo. Yeah, c is there.
You get five hundred podcast points, change makers, plan making sense.
That's the deal. See with the Kupins. J Yes, the cup Ons,
the Kupins. Uh, Grub. I don't think you've beat this game
yet? No you have not. No, I'm like not even really trying
to beat it. I'm having fun doing it. Wh Wow, that's like
you know, we're twenty minutes away from our destination. It's been a long
drive to get to the airbnb. Dad, please just pull over, Like,
we don't need to stop by this jam stand. We've already bought twenty
pounds of cherries. Grub, you wrote on this dock here you continue to
have game of the year moments in Tears of the Kingdom, and you know
we'll call this the game of the week because I have a little discussion.
I want to to get Oh fun, Okay, it's earned it, so
yeah, I uh, what happened was I've seen Baldishkate three happening and I'm
like, well, I gotta click some time to that, but now I
like looked at like what's coming up very soon in terms of reviews or review
code and stuff like that. I have to in Tears of the Kingdom by
let's say, like by the end of this week. And so after as
soon as I beat Pickman four, I jumped right back into Tears of the
Kingdom and spent all weekend playing it again. And I've had the like the
quest I've had. I think it's probably where backlard you're you're probably about there.
It says a crisis at High Rule Castle. Can I interrupt you real
quick? I will interrupt you real quick. Okay, it's a change makers.
There's like sec after you get the change. Occasionally to break up the
flow of gameplay, you have to bag the groceries and then it becomes like
a resident evil for inventory game. And I know we have one of the
you can do like ry Hatsworth where like both games are happening at the same
time. This fucking game would sell a million units on mobile. I promise
you, you know I know nothing about like three dollars on Steam and make
a ton I don't know nothing about game development. I'm going to go buy
a whiteboard after this and make a like a tree a chart yeah whatever,
tree, come on, take a tree. Okay, I just do this,
all right, Just just make a game everyone, all right? Please?
No no, no, no no no. We should do a game
jam. We should just try to figure out and then TMNT. All right,
please please make the game your cowards, all right. Anyway, I'm
supposed to be going to Hirol Castle. I went in there and cooked my
head in, and uh, what I did is like I discovered the soldier
armor and that's what I'm trying to upgrade as well. I'm like, you
know what, let's go take care of a few things while I try to
get the stuff I need to upgrade this armor. I need like three high
Knocks guts and five of the Zoflo's tails, all kinds of stuff, And
basically that means going out and just farming enemies I killed. I don't know.
I think every Highknox that was in the world, which are like the
big cave troll looking guys, I got killed everything. And this is like
the base level Highknoxes because I think they drop the things I need, and
I got like maybe two Highknocks guts, so I'm like waiting for the red
moon to come back, right so they can respond, Yeah, the blood
mood and is it a million times? How do you not know what it's
cold? I skip it every time. Yeah, well sometimes it doesn't let
me skip it. You got to hit the X and then start right away.
Like in Breath of the Wild, she the blood moon rises once again.
She sounds like this weird lady. Maybe my ability to tune things out.
Oh my god, that's really impressed. Anyway, Yes, I'm waiting
for the blood mood to come back, and so I'm like, I'll take
care of a few other things out in the world that I was having fun
with, and I'm doing like all the pen missions and stuff, the journalist
missions, and that's I love the journalist missions. I love. When I
ran out of those, I was like, genuinely sad I didn't have any
more to do. That guy's the best. I think they're in love.
I'm pretty sure they're in love. Oh yeah, like they are. Like
it's there's a lot of tension there and I really like it a lot.
Like there was a fun one where like there's this the all clucking cucko.
I think it's how you say it, yes, yes, and it's like
the oh, this Cuco that can tell you the fortunes and stuff, and
everyone goes and gets in line and tries to hear their fortunes and all it
really has to do is a bunch of like go get on that building and
we'll tell your future or whatever. And it's like all these challenges. It's
really stupid, but I really like it. And of course the Cuco spoilers
is it. I mean you know this, come on, everyone knows this.
It's a Yiga Clan guy in disguise and he pops out and he fights
you, and every time something's like from the Yiga Clan, I'm like,
yeah, I love these idiots. They're so dumb, they're so stupid.
They're like the worst criminals ever, and I love just beating them up.
So I was presents in this game, like have you explored much of the
downstairs area? Because you wow, you a hundred wait downstairs, you've hundred
percent of the downstairs and you haven't finished Crisis in High Rule Castle. So
that brings us to the next thing that happened to me my Game of the
Year moment. I was just like, in doing one of these pen missions,
and I was so buy the one of these stables, and I talked
to someone It's like, hey, that fucking up there, huh. I'm
like, yeah, that's it looks like there's probably some fun stuff in there.
I should go check it out. Very good point video game. And
so I I clean up some of the pen missions and I'm like, okay,
I'll figure out how to get up there, and I build I don't
know, I built like an aircraft or I think I built my hover bike,
and I hover biked into these clouds and it's it's pea soup. You
cannot see shit, like it's so so so foggy, and I'm starting to
get the point, like the idea, like I'm not supposed to be here,
but the game won't stop me. And boy, that's just about the
best thing in the video game that that I enjoy experiencing. So it's like,
you're not supposed to be here, but if you want to be here,
feel free to do it. And I'm like finding land occasionally and my
my shrine sensor goes off. It's like, hey, there's something nearby.
I'm like, okay, I'm gonna find this, so at least I can
get a checkpoint up here that I can fast travel back too. I forgot
about my portable fast travel points. I should have just dropped one of those,
but I'm like, I'll find this shrine and I fell. Should we
should we put a spoiler tag there's you can make you can make travel.
Okay, it's been half a year. We can I'm gonna talk about the
game a little bit, so I need to just need to follow up with
you after this. Okay, Yeah, are we talking about the group of
sky islands that look kind of like a dragon. Yes, Okay, back
on this. I am going to get into the spoilers now. So okay,
okay, let me let me just hey, folks, if you're watching
and listening, quick spoilers. Yes, So, I I fall off the
island and I'm falling through the clouds and I'm like shit, and I'm just
trying to find any other island to land on, and it's I can't see
anything. I can't see five feet in front of my face. So I'm
like just I'm like hoping I get lucky. And then the shrine Stansor goes
off again and I'm able to like triangulate the direction I'm supposed to go in,
and I land right on this island and I'm like, okay, I'll
guess I'll find the shrine. I find the shrine, I turn it on,
and then I turn around and there's this weird mask behind me, and
I pick up the mask and it shines a laser beam down to the ground,
and I'm like, what, I've never seen anything like this in this
game. What is this? And so I glue that to a plane and
I fly to follow the ways or beam down because it's like one of those
those shrine crystals that you need to take there it tells you where to go,
and I follow it down. We go underground, and all of a
sudden, I'm in this big thing that I've seen before, Like it's called
like the Left Leg Shrine and the Right Leg Shrine. I've been there before.
I again, I've one percent of the downstairs. And then all of
a sudden activates and I'm putting the pieces together of this big machine. And
all while this is happening, I look at my menu and it says,
oh, by the way, your main quest has been updated. I'm like,
wait, what this has been quest stuff? I thought I'm just going
to the castle to defeat again, and this is incredible. There's so much
more in this game, and it's like I could just stumble. Sequence breaking
is fun. Sequence breaking and such a large game like this feels like I
have ownership of the experience in such a way that it just it blew me
away. I won't get into too many other details because it's like, I'm
just gonna talk about what is the quest? But doing that was it blew
me away? And I'm just like, yep, this is this is it
for me. This is the exact kind of game I want. All are
folks, were We're clear, We're clear, We're clear. Thank thank you
listening. Sorry, my mind is like, so you probably I think a
lot of you did it in the right order. You didn't, So I'm
like so desperate to hear what that is. So we should eventually do a
spoiler cast. We should. My major, my major thing with the Depths
is I'm a little scaredy cat with a coward's heart. So I was like
very afraid of going down there because I didn't want hands with eyeballs to my
soul. God, have you ever beaten one of those? Yes? Well,
now I have a lot of times. I'm not afraid of them anymore.
Eventure, I think you need to write doing one of the main things
you will you will have once you are done with Crisis and Higher Rule Castle,
you will know how to beat them. Okay, so that's still like
the thing there, even though my main quest updated, like I did this
other part of the main quest. Now it's been like lopped off and I'm
still at Crisis in hierro Cast. Yeah. No, exploring the depths has
been a thing I've been like doing on my own time, like because again
because also again I was trying to get through the game in a week.
Ye works, So like I was like, exploring the depth seems cool,
but this is something I'm just going to have to get exactly exactly. Like
Oh, I decided early on, since I wasn't doing a review and I
didn't have that time pressure, I was going to get myself the permission to
explore this world how I wanted to, and very quickly I'm like, I
think I just want to percent depths. A big part of that is realizing
the connection to the surface world, and that made it easier to spot all
the shrines on the surface because they're their linked together. So I was like,
that way I can get all the shrines. And I'm not like one
hundred and twenty five shrines completed, and I'm like, I've realized there's one
hundred and fifty two. So I'm probably not going to do it because I
don't want to do a pixel hunt to find the last few. But you
know, that was fun. Also, it turns out like the names of
the shrines and the names of the roots, the light roots, they're the
same thing. They're just backwards and forwards. And it took me the entire
game to realize that. Yeah, all that stuff so fun. So I
was like, I'm glad I could play the game this way and I didn't
try to rush it because I otherwise I think I would not have done so
many of these things. And really it's just confirmed it for Game of Bear
for me. So I just love seeing folks in the chat make that connection.
So the way I'm playing this game, what's that turboshn to make a
joke about what how Mike got a Nintendo jail for saying how many careful numbers
I plan? So I'm playing this with like my kid kind of being the
driving you know force like he has like yeah, exactly, he has like
the agency, right, and he's like, we gotta do the regional phenomenon
like right away, and we kind of mainline that a couple side quests here
and there. Have you guys done the dragon tears? We've done too.
You need that's what you need to do next, Okay, So it is
so amazing. So yeah, I could see what that is, sort of
leading up to the one that's like tattooed on a outain near the Lightning Temple.
I like, we like can't find it. It's there. I'm just
trying to get a pie and like look for the one that's a bit Yeah,
I know you brute force it too. Yeah, for sure. Time
So looking around, but like you know you talked about I heard about one
of those things you were talking about with like a new sort of censor.
There's like an ability we still don't have that. I know because I played
the preview and we don't have that yet, right, And I'm like,
that's like doing the I'll just get like give you the right direction? Is
that? Okay? I don't want to spoil any sure, that's fine.
If I think if you do any of the stuff with the scientists Robbie yeah,
and like going down to the depths and finding Yeah, so like I
want to do that with that stuff. I just like stumbled on that stuff
as well. And then later I'm like, oh, I'm gat excited and
talk to this guy about this other thing. So talk to him. Yeah,
like I want to do that stuff, Like there's there. I think
they are main quests. They're considered main quests, but they're not like the
main main like one a stuff. So I feel like on this trip we're
gonna I'm like, let's be explorers, right, I'm trying to like,
you know, push that agenda on him, like we should explore more.
We shouldn't just like go to the dot. We have to explore. We
got to find this stuff. But the depths are scary. I get it,
Like I like, yeah, it does not want to go there,
Like that's what I feel the exact same ways barely where it's like I am
scaredy cat, I definitely am. And I'm like I just got to force
myself for myself at it. So I know what's in the shadows and it
usually it's just a big frocks, a giant frog guy and playing I can
outrun him. But yeah, the major for me was when I put a
big light bulb, the big light bulb plant on my hoverbike so I could
just like light up the whole thing as I'm flying around. That's very helpful.
I locked it for me. Yeah. The major thing that made it
easier for me to feel comfortable walking around down there was upgrading my getting the
gloom outfit and getting the minor outfit which closed. Both of those things have
been critical in my fearlessness and being able to just sort of freely tromp around
down there, and also doing the thing that you accidentally did made a big
difference, Jeff, because you can just hop on its back and walk.
Put the fucking since so insane that that's just in the game. A man.
I love it. It's it's it's taken over so much of my life
and of my gaming life, and it's it's just the best. Yep,
it really is. I'm I am going to try to beat it, you
know what, Okay, all right, I believe in you. Yes,
I just got to commit to it. I feel like I've been putting it
off because I'm a baby gamer, right and I feel like I'm gonna give
myself a deadline. Okay, I'm gonna give myself a deadline, and I'm
gonna put I'm gonna put put put some put some steaks on it, all
right, okaypp some sloppy steaks. Okay. If I do not finish Tears
of the Kingdom by our packs West panel, sure, I will shave my
head at the panel. Holy shit, why would you just do? Why
would you just walk into that? You just worked yourself into a shoe?
Right? Is that the right way to use it here? You just want
to shave your head? It definitely does. But but listen, if you
get to it where you don't like, just let me know. We'll get
on. We'll get on the site and we'll just start streaming it and I'll
just we'll co work. You know, what is the body doubling thing.
I'll be there and I'll be on your side. We'll get it finished,
all right. Just let me know, all right, I'm here for you.
Let me plead yourself, let me tell you, let me let me
give an image of where folks are. I only have seven hearts. Oh
my god, dude, you're fucked. But but I got two and a
half stamp on the circle's baby. Okay, all right, so you get
too, don't worry. Yeah, there's no no, no, that's that's
how I rove. Okay, all right, yeah, have you gotten the
Master Sword? Nope? Well no, no, no, yeah, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes
you have yes yes yes. How'd you listen? No? Well, you
know what? You know what? Pax is very soon? Are you not
aware of when it is? Like? No? No, no, I
no, I know. Hey, there's gonna be in a cave with a
box of scraps. Sorry your head, man, Man, every chance I
get to use tech quote, I'm sorry, shave your head? Jin uh
can that? Hey, there's gonna be It's gonna take a while to get
two packs? All right, so you know literally? So all right man,
that's really good. Yeah, okay, I like this. It's like
a race. It's like the Great Race. Okay, and can run to
give some some inside baseball? Uh and which is shouldn't be inside baseball?
Should be public baseball? Actually? Uh a, our all baseball is public?
Our our packs panel, the official giant bomb? Uh? Pot and
anyone have anything else? Talk about Tears of the Kingdom before we we go
to break yes, but like no, yeah, I think always always a
little bit. I have more to talk about next week. All right,
all right, if you do the school house side quest, you can grow
crops. Okay, continue? Oh yeah, I know this. I didn't
need to know this, all right, Folks make us money and carrots as
you want. So. Uh. The Giant Bomb is returning to Pack's West.
As we said a couple of weeks ago, we finally have the dates
for our panels. Those are locked in right back loor. Yeah, they
are locked Okay, okay, cool. I don't know specifically which theaters or
sections they're in, but I do know the time slots. Uh. Grub
Lucy Tam myself will be part of a panel hosted by Jennie Stoble on Friday
night, September first, at eight pm, I believe, and then the
Giant Bomb voicemail dumb truck rolls into packs West with those same people, grub
Tam Lucy myself and our love lovely robotic friend robot Mitch joining us as well
Saturday September second at five pm. Yeah, and I know that the it's
named after a winged creature. The name of the room that we're in,
so I means it's on the top floor. That's how they do it.
I think we have this. I'm gonna find it, give me a second,
so we'll Uh yeah, I can. I think I can finish this
game by September. Yeah, yeah, I can do that by September.
First, we'll be taking live voicemails. Sorry, just subscribe a live voicemail
like what you know. We'll have like your call. We'll have your our
regular editor check in, and we'll we've seen at Packs, what our time
has been. Tam and Lucy have never been to Packs or Seattle, I
believe, so it'll be fun. Also, we will take some voicemails from
the lovely folks at home seven h seven Exit Flu, And then we'll take
voicemails from the lovely folks in the theater. Yeah it's in the Blue Jay.
Yeah. Uh theater that's level five of the Summit Building. Okay,
yes, uh. And you know, loose loose plans of maybe we'll we'll
we'll have we'll, we'll take over a bar. Maybe we'll just squat up
somewhere, maybe just in an alleyway and just pay play bay Blades in an
alleyway and yes, of course we have to get a bag of dicks.
Sure, yeah, yeah, God, why did I wait? Wait,
wait what? Because I just, uh, that's what it was. Because
I searched packs West and my email and the first thing I saw was a
bomb cast emails you said eat a bag of dicks and then parentheses in a
nice way, and I'm like, that's what that was. There's a restaurant
called dicks. Okay, I'm I'm caught up on the joke. You were
joking around about this. You're you're the dick driver last time. Yeah,
I listen, I love to drive the dick. But now I just forgot.
Now I'm caught up again. I just had to like do my mental
inner monologue out loud on a podcast, because that's work, understand, fair,
fair, We work out problems inner monologues all on the Giant bomb Cast
and we make bold declarations. Man. Maybe, oh God, why did
I say that. I'm saying, okay, it's okay, I will help
you finish this game channel you see, you know the thing is what's wrong?
No, No, because I don't want to. I don't want to
spoil too much. I don't want to spoil it too much. There will
be fun times on the way to packs and at packs. I look forward
to seeing all of your beautiful faces there. Yeah, it'll be good hair
beats. All right. Well, we're gonna take a quick break as I
think about my words and deeds and the ramifications of them, and then we'll
be back with some news news. This is the news of the show.
Grubmo, Hi got I got news for everybody. Uh, Starfield out in
a couple of weeks. You know what that means. It's time for it's
time for everyone to freak out and have some puddle news. Pete Hines is
telling fans to r e lax, relax because Starfield fud is really just it's
up and out there. People are they have fears, they have uncertainties,
and they have doubts, and it is just getting scripting people. For example,
a couple of sites, we're reporting that Starfield review codes we're not going
to go out until September first. That is the same day that it goes
out for early access. If you pay like the extra fee to get one
of the collector's editions, you can begin playing the game on September first.
So they were everyone's like, oh my god, we're not gonna have reviews
in time. This isn't true, according to a bunch of other sites.
I wouldn't know anything about that, but a lot of other sites are implying
that we may be getting review codes much earlier, maybe by the end of
this week. Again, who who could say for sure, But there's no
way to know. I certainly do not know, but the a lot of
sites are saying that. At the same time, people were like, hey,
Pete Hines, why do you keep talking about these chairs that are based
on Starfield. We want to know that the game has gone gold, which
anymore, right, it doesn't mean anything, Okay, it means something.
It does mean that you have a gold master that you sent to the disc
manufacturing plant that is going to be the version that goes on on discs.
There's a gold Master. That's what means. Yes, that's what going gold
used to mean. It still means that. It just it doesn't mean a
lot for us in terms of like people playing games, because the games are
continue to get updates through the first several days of release, and it's just
they're still going to be working on the game. They're they're not all going
home and taking vacations yet, but pans. Basically, his response is that,
like, take a deep breath. I have an amazing team. We
know what we're doing, so it's just like again, just relax. We're
figuring out where we haven't told you it's gone gold because it's we don't think
it's very important, or it might not have happened yet. Games don't have
to go gold up until about a week before they actually go in source.
And for people who can't read between the lines, what Pete is actually saying,
get fucked nerds. Yeah, okay, basically, yeah, it's because
it's he knows, he knows it's puddle news. He knows that this is
just people anxieties about something that they're excited for, that they're getting ready to
spend money on. And it's just it's a natural thing that happens more and
more with games and habits, with games that are good, bad and everything
in between. We just don't know until we're actually playing the game. But
yeah, I don't know, like, how is everyone feeling about Starfield right
now? Do you or do you even have feelings about it? Because I
put it into a little compartment where it's like, I'm not even gonna think
about it until I'm playing it. I don't know. Yeah, I put
it away like you did. Yeah, yeah, that's in my pocket.
Yeah. I love those controllers though, I got my note over there in
my chair out. They have a nice color scheme watch that they announced is
really neat looking. But I don't need to watch. Yes, some people
might begin to watch. Who could say, come on, man? Who
could say that they maybe got that email and then didn't didn't tell back lar
about its took it themselves. Who could say I couldn't say, well,
why shouldn't I get it over you? I don't understand that I'm saying I
got the stranded in space? Who else would it go to? I?
Oh, I boffman? You know anyway? Yes, So other than like
getting excited, like hey, eventually we're gonna be playing this game pretty soon,
Yes, not much to think about because I don't know. People want
to have opinions about stuff before they played it. But that's pretty dumb.
Don't do that. You could just wait a couple more days and figure it
out for yourself when you once you've actually gotten your hands on it, and
it's in game pass, so you don't even have to like pay a lot
to do that. Bolters Gate three almost surpassed Hogwart Legacy Hogwarts Legacies Steam record
uh ten days post release. Balder's Gate three record peaked at concurrent players of
eight hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and forty three. That's according
the Steam database. The popularity boosted by Leian STOs, RPG reputation and influencers
pushing simultaneous online play. Basically the game is just catching on everywhere. It's
catching on on social media, it's catching on on Twitch, it's catching on
in like people's discords, and that word of mouth has just really set fire
to the game, and it's it's got very close to Hogwarts Legacies eight hundred
and seventy nine thousand, three hundred and eight concurrent players, so basically like
right in that same range, like they're almost tied, which is the eighth
highest of all time on Steam, but the highest for this year was Hogwarts
Legacy. Other games that might have like, like, if you're like looking
for a point of comparison, oh, it's the eighth highest. Ever,
what else what other games have done really well? A pub player Unknowns Battlegrounds
one time had three point two five million concurrent players. Cyberpunk has the record
for single player games with one point zero five million concurrent players all at one
time, So nothing quite to that level. Yet the idea that Boulder's Gate
three is even anywhere close to that is still surprising to me. So a
lot of people playing it, and like, what do you guys like chalk
that up to because there was I didn't see a big marketing campaign. It
really is just people talking about it right purely that it feels like and then
just maybe not maybe bouncing off Diablo four, uh and not having like a
fantasy style game, you know. I think we've talked about it on Game
Miss Mornings a couple of times. But D and D has also grown in
a major way in popularity. Like there's there's DND podcasts for every type of
flavor of DND, right yep, except a wrestling based quest of DND.
As far as I know, I you know, I've seen some headlines on
about this. I haven't had a chance to read the stories. But also
it does feel like sort of the horniness finding it's footing in the mainstream in
a really strong way. Obviously the bear fucking everyone points out, and I
don't I don't think anyone's joking when they like making something that feels like an
online slash vic or even like a grocery store like romance novel, but treating
it with a ton of care and presenting it in a way that's like,
of course you want to be playing in this universe with and then like you
know, playing with you sexual ideas, like that's sub stuff that is like
I think, really appealing and has had a lot of chance to feel acceptable.
And this game has really gone a long way towards doing that, I
think, and it's getting it's reaping the rewards. Yeah. I mean,
it's like folks that say movies shouldn't have romance scenes or any intimacy, right
because it does nothing for the plot. And it's like, well it,
go fuck yourself exactly, exactly, go touch grass and I'm not going to
finish that, right, But like, you know, having that type of
thing in a game, it adds to like people's escapism, right sure of
Like, hey, I walked in on a very intimate scene between an ogre
and another ogre. Oh yeah, I would like to see that. I
cannot get anyone to have sex with my character though I don't know what I
did wrong. No one likes her. They're like like a star On was
like, oh, yes, I'm very interested in hooking up, just not
with you obviously, like you said it like that, and I was like,
okay, man, are you feeling the like boner rolls? Like,
what's going on here? Feeling every boner roll shit? Can weds? Failing
boner rolls? Yeah, I think we can do that. Failing boner rolls
is absolutely acceptable. Okay, all right, right there you go. You
heard it. Yeah, your boner's stats. All right, let's see where
am I at. We now know who Embracers failed two billion dollars deal was
with Swedish companies. Major deal collapsed unexpectedly and unexpectedly in May, leading to
a significant reduction and it's earnings forecast AXIO. So Steven Totelo over there did
some reporting and identified that the party was Savvy, which is, of course,
Saudi Arabia's game group. Embracers CEO stated the deal broke down after seven
months of negotiations and it would have been worth two billion dollars and then that
money just whoop went away overnight. There's no direct explanation of why Savvy pulled
out, why they were like, we're going to drop this this deal.
We could speculate that maybe they're not so certain about Embracer's future, and I
think everyone that's a pretty easy assumption to make. That is that became reality
as soon as they steal stopped, like what was it didn't go through,
Embracer was in a in serious trouble. Now they're in cost cutting mode.
But also it just feels like, I don't know, Saudi Arabia might also
be second guessing, like their strategy of in sending money all over the place
into all these games studios, but maybe not. Maybe it's just Embracer as
a specific example. Do you guys think Embracer group gonna still be a thing
in a couple of years. That's a really difficult thing. You're just sort
of throwing darts at a dartboard here. Yeah, it's it's it's really yes,
because who I mean, they could always skate by. But I mean,
I don't know, it feels like the same at the same time that
they might just try to fire sale and get their way out of there because
it's tough to imagine a future where they are making enough games to pay for
all that they have going on is a lot. Yeah, divesting makes sense,
I think, uh, you know they have so they've had some successful
games. None are coming to mind right now. I know for fact,
they had a couple this year that did very well, like surprisingly good,
but they like in the fall out of that, they were like, this,
we still ought to cut costs because we're nowhere near make enough profit even
though we had we do have these successful games, and it's like okay,
So they they would have to have like ten times the amount of successful games
for this whole thing to make sense. And that's that's where it makes it
seem like divesting is maybe their only option or selling to someone else. That
is in Saudi Arabia Assassins, there's a Creed Mirage is coming early. You'd
bestoft to move to Assassin's Creed Mirage released to October fifth, from its original
date of October twelfth. It's coming to PC, PlayStation, an Xbox.
This does help it get out ahead of allen Wick two, Spider Man two
in Super Mario Brothers Wonder, which we're all coming out basically around the exact
same time, and I think if one of those games had to move,
it was probably right. That's Assassin's Creed Mirage, right, that felt like
the one that was going to get forgotten out of those games. I don't
know what do you guys have a tier list? If you asked me what
the subtitle of Assassin's Creed was like yesterday, I don't think I could do
it for millions. I think that I've had multiple people in games Mornings who
I know we've talked about Mirage before and be like, what is that?
We have to like look it up and stuff like multiple times. Now.
I would have lost every bet. Oh god, yeah, you would have
had to shade your head. I would have had a grown up I would
have grown out all my hair. Uh. It's crazy that I don't that
I did not remember what that was, but yeah, obviously it needs to
get out of the way. Yeah, I just uh, for me,
I would play Alan Wick two, Spider Man two, and Super Mario Brothers
Wonder all before Assassin's Cream Mirage. And I'm a little bit interested in Assassin's
Cream Rage. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Assassin's Creed Curious all over again.
But I would sooner Circle back to something like Hi Fi Rush or Octopath.
Wow, that's I praise Bailey. When you're like sketch sketching out like a
general schedule for doing honest games trailers. Do you like look at the these
games and like this one standout is the one that you have to do first?
Or oh god, I mean we want it there. The timing of
it is really just about like it's not really about like which one do I
want to do first? But which one do I think I can finish first?
And like the order. I have another writer who works with me,
who takes the lead on scripts every other week, right, and so it's
divvying up, like he has to do Alan Wake because it's a scary game,
so I'm not going to be able to get through the way he can.
And the month of October, huh, I'm gonna I'm dying, is
what I'm doing. I'm just playing a million games all at once and not
seeing anyone I know, and just trying so hard to write jokes about them,
but then forgetting how jokes works, and then reading all the comments and
getting sack is no one thinks funny. I've never I've never played Fatal Frame
and I've always been very curious about Fatal Frame. Uh. You know,
I'm also a scaredy cat. You know, maybe maybe I can convince you
various game I can play. His inscription. I'm just so afraid all the
time with video games and I and I love horror movies and TV shows.
But if it's there's a big horror game coming out, I'd give it to
the other guy. I can't do it. I've a coward's heart. That's
that's surprising. I know a few people who have similar behavior where they're like,
we I love horror, yet cannot play horror video games. Yeah,
I need that fourth wall division between me and the horror. If there's like
a horror I have to actively participate in, I simply will not do it.
I'll be like, well, the way to not do the horrors to
hide underneath this table or whatever they play? Yeah, exactly can't. Yeah,
people people do fall into these different like like buckets, right, Like
some people like I don't like the horror movies, but the games I can
play, And yeah, there's like me, it was like, I'm just
scared of everything everything, Franzy. I'd rather I will see a horror movie
like in a theater, so then the ghost isn't in my house. And
but playing a video game, it just feels like, I don't know,
it's gonna look at me them and say my name out loud and then I'm
gonna die or something. That'd be something active. I'm actively antagonizing any and
every ghost I can come across. Ohis goes off, dude, piss them
off? Yeah, I mean, why else are they there? If they
didn't want to be pissed off, they would have left, you know,
opinion. I saw that sketch on I think you should leave, and it's
just resonated with me ever since. Yeah, of course, yeah, you
can see whatever you want. It's all adults here, so maarage. Coming
out October five, THQ as a new south Park game, which, oh
boy, sound familiar because boy, they had a the THQ you used to
have South Park games. THQ Nordic announced new South Park game, south Park
snow Day, revealed during Friday's live stream, which THQ Nordic but basically updated
all their other games. And this is like, I think the one new
game that they had. It's a three D co op adventure set in snowy
South Park. Releases in twenty twenty four for PCD, PlayStation five, Xbox
Series X in This and Nintendo Switch features Cartman Stand, Kyle and Kenny,
four players, the guys, Cartman Stand, Kyle and Kenny, the boys.
What do each of them sound like? Do impressions? Right now?
They just sound like normal human men. That's what they saw men. Huh.
They're four player's. Four players go out to save the world on a
snow day? What does that mean? I don't know. Is it like
a hard mood movie? But so deep cut? I had the soundtrack to
that on CD and it was fine. We haven't been good enough to deserve
anything related to Josh Josh Peck's snow Day, So no, it's completely different.
Yes. The other title for Oppenheimer, Uh, Stick of Truth,
came out in twenty fourteen, was well received. Good Guess came out after
that was about this received about the same, actually a little bit of lower
review scores, but just a touch. But both of those were you be
Soft after You'd be Soft acquired the rights to these in the fire sale the
last time THQ went under. So now South Park back at THHQ where it
belongs. It does feel like that's the right fit because south Park is just
like, you know, the same sort of vibe as at least the games
as like those Nickelodeon licensed games at THHQ used to do as well. So
yeah, we're getting it. I can I ask the bacclar you and I
kind of grew up at a time when south Park was coming to prominence and
you weren't too far behind. Bailey, you like, what do you guys
feel about south Park as a property? Okay, here, I'll be brave,
I'll be brave. I'm all over, I'm all over the place with
it right now. I don't like it, and I just don't like it
at all anymore. Here watched it recently, But yeah, I enjoy family
guy more. Okay, I mean I have nothing and everything at the same
time. I'm curious to hear it. Yeah, yeah, way to not
answer that, Bailey, would you. I'm curious to hear your guys.
I was never a south Park person to begin with, and I think in
the year of Our Lord twenty twenty three, anyone who's still watching south Park,
well, I'm sure they're a very nice person. Maybe has the sense
of humor of someone from several decades ago, like a time traveler, except
for they haven't time traveled. They've been here the whole time. They've just
chosen not to grow as an individual. That seems cutting him. Probably true.
I mean, I don't find it very fun anymore. That is my
big issue with it anymore. Right, So, less time watched it.
I tried it definitely in the last year. I watched it for the first
time in like, probably like ten years it had been, and I'm like,
I can't remember what happened. Maybe it was the Casa Bunita stuff where
they bought that restaurant in Denver that I was always interesting because I was living
in the area, and I'm like, oh, I should check in on
South Park. And I watched one of the new episodes and I just didn't
find it very funny at all. And so I was like, man,
I do remember enjoying this more. But I don't know if the show got
worse or if if if I've grown as an individual. I've heard I've heard
so many conflicting reports, right, Like, it does seem to be this
very sort of like dubious entity, right where like I just can't make heads
or tails of it. I know there was a time where like it was
must watch weekly viewing for sure, and I was definitely yeah, like it
was, it was there was a I was around for that, like for
sure. But I don't know. I think, like I think there were
like a couple of seasons where like it really kind of had something to say.
And I'm talking like fifteen years ago. Yeah, but yeah, I
don't. I don't know. I think Book of Mormon is very good.
Yeah, like basketball is fun, right, yeah, but yeah, you
know, I don't put it in like this bad category though. I don't
put it in like this sort of like I can't allow that to exist kind
of category. Yeah, I'm say things shouldn't exist. I didn't say that
funny. No, No, I wasn't saying that you were doing that.
I'm taking a hard stand here and saying any media I don't like should be
wiped off the face of That's actually not the worst. That's actually not the
worst idea. No, like I do, but I do. At the
same time, I do think there is comedy that like is remarkably a sort
of ageless. I don't think South Park is necessarily that though, but I
do think there is comedy out there that the Spans episode when Homer gets hired
by Hank Scorpio, like Simpsons, I think magically pulls it off. Like
I'm definitely Yeah. I've never seen any South Park clips on TikTok and I've
seen a lot of Family Guy on there, so yeah, but it might
not have broken through yet, right, it could be and it's just not
in my algorithm. Yeah, I used to hold Family Guy in incredibly high.
I got a baby talks that's wild and talks. What When Grub and
I were in college was the time where Family Guy like was originally canceled.
So like if you had those DVDs, you were like you like we watched
on DVD, but then like Adult Swim started airing it. It's like,
and then everyone started watching it and that was brought it back. Yeah.
Uh, all right, let's see Netflix is adding game streaming to TV.
It's it's it's weird. They're doing a limited beta test starting in Canada and
the UK on select TVs from select manufacturers, and that's beginning today. It's
also coming to PC and Max as well. The initial test will include Oxen
Free and Mule Hugh's Minate Adventure. Let's just stick with ox and Free.
You might be wondering, how do you play this? How do you interact
with it? You're probably gonna ConnectR xbox controller, right, No, you're
gonna phone as a controller. Fu adding though as much so Oxy Free does
make sense. That's right, that's one that would work. But that is
not solution for most other games. But they do show it's like it's gonna
have a digital digital analog stick digital right there on your phone. You're gonna
hold it like that. I just don't know who that's for so much,
but I mean, if it's for somebody, they're testing it, you know,
I would never have thought people there's a good chunk of people that use
the apps on a smart TV, let alone use a smart TV. But
like that's a big audience. It's a huge audience. Yes, And I
think, like, I don't know, I do think the time of like
they're all broken is a bit over right, Yeah, they were were just
everyone's just using Roku or Google TV. And yeah, although I fucking hate
Roku's I think they suck. I think they're terrible. I prefer no.
I'm I moved out of Rocus City. The value my property value is plummeted.
Yeah, it's crazy. I think Roku's garbage. I don't know why
that was ever really super popular. Maybe because it was like the first one
to the part definitely was better than built in like the LG web os or
whatever that they usure. It was better than that for a while, but
that stuff has caught up and it's mostly fine. Yeah. And but but
to the idea of like why is Netflix doing this? You know, like
when you have your module installed on like one hundred million televisions by default,
like you gotta figure out a way to sneak it in there, right,
Like it's already there, right, So this is them like looking forward diversification.
They are they pretty much tapped out what is physically possible for them to
do with the amount of money that they're going to spend on content for movies
and TV and the growth they're just going to his plateau. It's plateau they
started dipping and they're like, okay, well, we're some categories we can
grow in. They've identified games as one of those potential areas. It's just
like what does that look like? And they're slow they're doing a slow burn
compared to Google and don't even remember what it was called Stadia. Stadia compared
to what Google do with Stadia, where it's like we're going to completely replace
your controls and everything's gonna be different. Yes, I just got the fund
Stadiah did wow. Yeah, because I had it connected to like an old
credit card or something. I uh, I bought like a couple of games
on there. They sent me everything else, So I don't know. I
don't even know if I went through the steps to get a refund. But
Netflix is like just trying to see if they can figure this out without spending
a ton of money up front. So these tests are fine. I just
I would be curious to hear who is playing Oxo free on on their TV
using a Phonus controller. I bet it's going to be people that don't run
in the same circles as me. And that's that's fine if that's how that's
gonna work. But I just sit with the cool kids at lunch, Jeff,
is that what you're saying? Yeah, No, with the cool people
who are like, yeah, don't don't have a video game controllers like filed
across their home and stuff. Yeah. I do always wonder like what is
like this seems like the problem, how do you, like, you could
beam whatever you want to a person's TV. How are they going to interact
with it? The controller is the actual problem for a company's like Netflix and
even like Xbox wanting to stream stuff to people's TVs, Like, are people
even going to go through the effort like we, oh, yeah, they
have a PlayStation five and they want to play an x fix game, We'll
just stream it to your TV? Are they even going to connect their PS
five controller to their TV to play your game? I bet most people think
them, That's too much of a hassle. I'm not going to do that.
So Netflix is trying to find an easier solution there. I don't blame
them, I just don't know if this is the right answer. Metroid dread
developer has two unannounced games. Mercury Steam developing two undisclosed titles information from earnings
of Nordisc Games, a minority stakeholder in Mercury Steam. One of the suspected
games is a fantasy game with five or five publisher five or five games that's
been previously like talked about, even if it hasn't been fully announced yet.
The other one everyone is assuming is likely a Metroid Dread sequel or some sort
of follow up, but that's an assumption. There's no confirmation there, although
I'm getting my hopes stuff because I think that would make a lot of sense.
This is the studio that did make Metroid Dread, and that's the best
selling Metroid game ever now. It sold more than three million copies. No
Metroid has ever sold better than that, So you could assume that they probably
will want to continue that partnership, and I hope they do. Even though
there were some reports of chaotic development at Mercury Steam, they've denied that,
although it's probably you know, allegually it happened. Maybe probably did, and
you know, hopefully they can iron that stuff out and just kind of keep
this partnership going because those games were good, and you know, chaotic development
habits seemingly every studio. So hopefully it's like, identify the problems, deal
with them, make a better game next time. That would be fantastic.
I don't know, everyone here a Metroid Dread fans. I liked it a
lot, Yeah, yeah, I don't. I've really really really enjoyed that
game, So hoping that we get more of it, that would be very
cool. Rock Star acquires role playing tools. Rockstar Games has acquired CFX dot
R, the creators of the popular GTA five and Red Dead Redemption two modding
tools. Dot r is behind rock Stars role playing community five M and red
MU. The official notts of it showed up on rock Star's website, where
they praised the creative community for rock Star Games for expanding what's possible in the
games. They recognize the dedicated role playing servers growth and they are and they've
also confirmed that they're going to expand mod policy to kind of incorporate this stuff
going forward, something that has been a problem in the past where rock Star
tried to basically crush these these role playing mods and accuse them of like cheating
and stuff like that. That got settled out of court at one point,
and so since then they've been on like this, this equilibrium between the two.
Well, now that's all out the window. Rock Star is just we
know we're buying you. This is has to all be about g TA six
incorporating role playing stuff from the get go, right, Yes, yeah,
that stuff is still so incredibly popular on twitch. Oh my god, I
always wanted to get into that thing. But that's the time suck that I
feel like I just don't have either. This is this. I saw this
late last week, right this news came out. Maybe that's right. Uh
really this is I feel like people might be sleeping on how big of a
deal this is. Yeah, it's like it's got to look like you'll you'll.
You open up the game and there's GT six and the GTA Online and
I wouldn't be surprised if right next to gt online is GTA Roleplay but just
another option. They're on the menu. And it's like there will be a
ton of approved servers, and I bet, uh CFX dot RU you know
this modern group. I bet they continue to run their own thing, and
then maybe they bring in like no Pixel, which is the big server that
all the big content creators are in that it's very hard to get into.
They have. I guess they have a public server as well, but they're
private one that is the one that everyone watches. They probably get directly incorporated
as well. Maybe there's some incentivization there or something like that. This is
one of the things that is keeping GTA six or GT five so relevant that
of course they were going to want to bring this in at some point and
yeah, I just wonder what it ends up looking like. It's it's a
big question. Do you guys think we're playing GTA six next year? Uh?
Yes, there it is, Shaverhead. Yeah, they iqust just for
it. Take Take two did say that they're expecting to make eight billion dollars
in revenue compared to the five billion, which was a record for them that
they're making this year. Uh, it's hard to imagine that's possible without g
TA six, But they said that's until March of twenty twenty five, So
maybe it slips into the first quarter that year. I guess that's possible as
well, or gets it gets a huge delay. It could just get delayed
as well. Man, they're gonna they're gonna be rolling in it, grub.
What aren't we talking about rock Star saying like, oh, we're we're
gonna do big numbers in the next year. This is exactly right. Oh
man, it's it's it's probably this in a couple of other things, like
six seven and stuff like that. A bunch of stuff probably happened at the
same time. They've never publicly said anything about g T six, not really,
not in any real way. I still feel like that game does get
announced for next year at some point or the first quarter at twenty twenty five,
and then I do think it probably gets a delay before it actually comes
out, but we'll see rock Star pickle Ball. Oh yeah, shit,
put that out first. That's what we need. I mean, it's pick
a ball taking over your community. It has, especially my wife. But
I've not I've not like I've still not played, like I know everything about
it, sure, but I just an expert. Yeah, you know,
just like with Cowboy Bebob, like barely have to touch it to be an
expert. I know I'll love it, I because it's just big table tennis.
But then you to think about, like, you know that rock Star
table Tennis game, and like what that did for like a year, right,
Like what the dominance that that game demonstrated, right, put that into
pickle ball with just like the same bullshit, right with like the color coded
you know, tails on all the on the ball, right, like dude,
Yes, i mean I've realized that's very low on the on the pit.
But still, please, I think that game. Just give me table
tennis backward capec if they haven't done that yet, which I sit over Watch
two got crushed on Steam. It's out on Steam now. That released on
Thursday. It was met with over twenty five thousand reviews from players, and
it got an overwhelmingly negative review score. From those twenty five thousand reviews,
only reviews are positive. It's just getting stepped on and not even the fun
way, not even in the fun way. No. Yeah, they they
have made like every conceivable misstep with this one. It seems like, Yeah,
it's like like just a sideshow Bob break situation, just a NonStop failure
of their own device. And yep, wow, it's it's almost impressive.
It feels like they're doing it on purpose at this point. Yeah. Right,
it's like some sort of the producer's scheme, right, like that they're
doing this taking insurance money or something. H players are obviously criticizing the free
to play structure something it's been a problem with Overwatch two and going free to
play for a while now. They also dislike that the hero missions that were
much hyped got removed. Of course, that you know, old news,
but that stuff is still very sore spot because they've not What happens is that
stuff got announced, got canceled, and fans are mad at that time.
But since they're like, this is the game you're supposed to continue to be
playing, and it's like they've done nothing really to fill in that gap that
people feel has now been been created because that stuff got canceled except for with
some single player you know or you know PBE stuff that was like the older
PV stuff. It's like, oh, here's some emissions you can do kind
of offline against the CPU, and these are stories. They have stories in
them, but they're fifteen dollars extra and it's not the full content that they
were promising to make originally, the full cam PV campaign. This is just
smaller stuff, but they're charging fifteen dollars extra and fans are like, man,
we we've already felt burned by this, and now you want us to
pay for things that we kind of don't even really want. We're not we're
definitely not happy with and so yeah, the game's just getting crushed Overwatched two
is a big important thing for Blizzard. Uh. You got to man that
they have had long term plans for this, and it's like, what do
they do now? They just have to I think they have to just grin
and bear it and try to fix it, right, Yeah, that's the
that's the steepest hill to climb for that though. Yeah, yeah, it
was a bummer because we we had we made an attempt to throw it down
on a Thursday with TF two, and even though it took a while to
get a server up and running and we kind of didn't really get a surf
up and running, I still had fun playing TF two with the community same
and it made me wish, like, oh, I wish there was a
version of Team two with all these classes. It's more modernized, it's easier
to group up with people, and I thought about overwatching. I got sad.
Yeah, that was sad, exactly. Apparently, the most recent review
on Overwatch two is an asky art version of Mario taking a poop. So
okay, well, at least there's some artistry in this the exactly there we
go, all right? Moving on, Keith David will succeed Lance Reddick as
Commanders of Allah in Destiny. The voice actor changed for Commanders of Alla and
Destiny will have Keith David replacing him. The character is going to stick around.
Reddick could voice the character since its inception. He passed away, of
course recently at sixty years old, Rest in peace. Bungie announced the plans
to have the character continue. Obviously, the you know, the voice actors
for all in all the other languages are still around, so it's like we
probably should find a way to maintain this. Keith David is stepping into that
role. He did a nice message saying that much he looked up to Lance
Reddick and nice taken over and I loved. I loved Lance Reddick. I
love Keith David. I think this is this is great stuff. And Keith
David just to see him wonderful. One of my favorite, my favorite moments
maybe in my life, but in video games is Keith David playing himself in
Saints Row and then getting in a fight with Rowdy Roddy Piper, just like
and they live and man, I just love just hanging out in this game
with Keith David and Roddy Roddy Piper. It's it's great stuff. So I
really liked him and the Princess and the frog, yeah yeah, and everything.
He's very in future. Man. He's just a good actor but also
a good first actor and he's been around forever. He I love him,
And obviously it's a devastating reason for him to have any role, But if
anyone's going to have it, I think he is the best possible choice they
could have made. Agreed, David a very strong part of the last season
of Community. I think I didn't know that either. I think he was
spawn. His bit about being the best wedding guest holds true, and I've
maintained that of you know, I don't want to I don't want to give
the gig away, but hey, it informs how I handle a lot of
my day to day. Really. Yes, he was also a mass effect.
Yes, Goliath and gargoyles. God keep David fucking rules right, uh
so, yes again, rip Lance Reddick and you know, long Lives a
battle and all that stuff. All right, let's see here aintendo, patents,
loading screen and more from Tears to the Kingdom. Nintendo has issued patents
or has requested patents for multiple features in the Legend of Zelda Tears of the
Kingdom. In particular, it wants for stuff like ultrahand and the fusibility stuff
that might be tough to enforce or whatever, because we've seen that such glue.
Yeah, you can't, you can't fucking patent. Go well they're gonna
try. It really comes that too. How will they try to enforce it?
But it's Nintendo. They love to enforce stuff so big. The big
one that they're enforcing or that they're going for that they might get is the
loading screen when you fast travel, where it's like when you initiate a fast
travel and it goes to load and it shows you on the map where you're
coming from and then where you're going, which is something that I find very
useful. They shouldn't be able to listen. I don't like any of these
patents. The stuff sucks, but I love that feature. I do the
fast travel and I in that loading moment, I'm like, wait, why
am I Where am I going? Why did I do this? And then
the map loads, I'm like, oh yeah, that little thing on the
map that's where I was going. So yeah. So like the process of
being awarded a patent, right, like, who's the governing body in every
country? But it's the USPTO, the US Patents and Trademark Office. So
is there's some sort of like judge or something or like committee that's like there's
I think it's like a committee, yes, uh, and uh they will
look for the novelty of the patent. They will give like a public response
period where people will be like, I we did a similar idea long before
this. You cannot pattent this because this idea existed previously. It's weird in
video games. Uh, you have to patent very specific implementations because you can't
patent ideas. Ideas can't be patented. That's more like copyright territory, right,
So they're what they're trying. They're you know, these companies are always
interested in blurring the lines because patents are very easy to monetize and to weaponize
against other companies, and so they're good tools for lawyers to have. Lawyers
really like them. Everyone else hates them. Uh for the most part.
They you know, they they do expire after twenty years, which is a
way better than copyright copyrights like forever and ever and then plus forever after you
die years yeah and then yes, seventy years after death or yeah, I
think so, so yeah, that's just forever. But patents after twenty years,
it's it's all fair game. But even still that's way too long for
ideas and video like the Nemesis system is one the one that everyone always points
to that has a patent, which is why you haven't seen another video games.
And that's stupid. We should say, did they know that they if
they file the patent, they can implement that system too. Like no,
the ideas that they license it out, you know, I mean no,
but they themselves you know what have sure sure, surely they don't know that.
So yes, I'm sorry, but these these just make me mad?
Do you make me mad? They're like predatory and like fucking stupid squatty bullshit,
stopping, stopping stupid, right, it's squatting, squatty, and it's
just we we we want, we want these in case we see a game
that we get mad about and then we can threaten them with these patents.
That's all. It is infuriating, It prevents the growth of art, and
it is greedy and shitty. And don't do it, Nintendo, mister Nintendo,
are you listening to our podcast? Don't do it please, It's not
gonna stick. They some of them might, some of them will probably won't.
But they and they we will probably never hear about them again. That's
probably what will happen. Other companies will probably find other ways to do something
very similar someone mentioned in chat like yeah, the In the twitch chat,
the printy dude says, the machine games loading screen for like an Indiana Jones
thing where he's like flying from one place to another, Like, you could
probably do exactly that, because that idea is from the movie and predates what
they did with Tears in the Kingdom, and it's a different implementation of a
similar idea. So that probably wouldn't be covered under the patent. But Nintendo
has the patent. They could still threaten to sue and that might be enough
to undo a lot of that stuff. That's the concern. It's like,
what are Nintendo's lawyer is going to use these things for? That does it
for the news? I'm all done over here. Thanks for hearing me,
Every buddy back to you. Can you end it on one that wasn't infuriating?
Good? It's my speciality. Well, speaking about specialities. Around this
time, our speciality is taking a break and we'll be back with emails and
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It'll be a fun little stretch because now it is the final stretch of the
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Hey, you know it clogs up several people's email boxes. Uh, and
I hate that I get notifications for it. I hate to filter. Uh.
First email comes from I believe Alex and they write about PSA grading hither.
I've been an avid trading card collector for going on thirty years now,
everything from Pokemon to Digimon, basketball, football, et cetera. Over the
past few years, I've been able to offload large wafts of my childhood collections,
mostly Pokemon, for thousands of dollars, due primarily to the PSA grades
I was able to earn on each I say that to illustrate how I can
absolutely understand why someone might think they need to grade every potentially valuable card they
pull. In the year of Our Load twenty twenty three see God's Favorite podcast.
I can advise against this enough. Modern cards graded by PSA simply will
not hold nearly the value down the line that their counterparts from the nineties and
two thousands do. Let's take two cards, for example, the base Set
two Charizard Hollow number four, released in two thousand, and the Brilliant Stars
char Rezard V Star number eighteen, released just a year ago in twenty twenty
two. The base Set two Charizard has a total graded population of ten thousand,
with the number of total PSA tens at sixty two point six percent,
while the number of sevens or below come at six thousand, sixty six percent
of total population. The Brilliant Stars chars ard v Star already has a total
pop of four thousand, with the number of total PSA tens at a staggering
two thousand. Well the number sevens or below come at a come at one
hundred and seven. See, this is what happens when folks say no more
wrestling talk, we get into even dumber talk. All right, yeah,
on this site a second, So people are like, what are we talking.
We're just talking about the amount of cards graded at this number out there
in the wild. The cars PSA being the most commonly used grading authority is
the one controlling the population of these things, and in doing the reporting,
that is what this emailer is talking. Yeah, I don't think it's it's
at all surprising to say old thing is old, right, that's basically no.
But when this is more valuable? Because not right, but old things,
when in collecting, will always be more valuable because they're inherently more rare.
Right. I think Pokemon exists a bit in a vacuum though, because
well I didn't say that, but I and you know, maybe it's more
of a discussion. But I do think the older Pokemon stuff, right obviously,
because when we were growing up, everyone ripped packs and they just like
tossed their cards until like a drawer or whatever, and then like twenty years
later, you're like, oh my god, this is probably worth something.
You get it graded, it comes back a six, and it's like worth
nothing, whereas if you have a like the emailer is writing, if you
have something that's like very old but grades nine or higher, you're you're in
the money. So that is the rare. That is like the inverse rarity
diagram for that stuff. But now where everyone is ripping packs hoping to get
a card that they can grade, guess what, you and everyone's mother is
doing that. So that's that's the whole story, I guess. But I
think I think it's different though, because the scarcity is not as much of
a thing right as it is with like cards and stuff like that. You
know, it's more quality focused. I think as soon as you rip like
a new pack, you're grading that instantly if you think it's a rare,
just like the email are saying. Then they continue on with the cards from
our youth that grade well are incredibly valuable, valuable because none of us were
grading these cards back then, most of you got tossed in boxes or closets
unprotected, only see the light of day when we all went into lockdown some
twenty to thirty years after we ripped them. In my opinion, it's not
worth the money or time right now to grade these cards, these cards being
newer cards, unless you plan on selling them short term. I love you
all and please more collectible talk from the Deagan twins Jeff and Jail. I
think that's that's a fair opinion to have. It would be like, it's
not worth the time. In my opinion, none of this is worth your
time, So there you go. Yeah, I mean, like you know,
look, I got bit by that bug again over during the pandemic a
little bit, and like you know, I mean, the new Marvel Masterpiece
boxes are now going for nine hundred dollars a box that came out like two
weeks ago. Those were some thick boys. They're thick puppies. It's crazy.
It's just crazy. Which leads me to the conclusion, my friends,
is that we need to make our own trading cards. Okay, they do
this for K pop people, is that correct, Bailey, Yeah, they
definitely do Yeah, of course they're just called people. Jan you don't have
to say K pop people, okay, like k people. I mean they
do them for baseball players, baseball people too. Also, yeah, people,
puck people, all kinds of people. People aren't people though, that's
no, they're just not athletes. No, I'm getting what I would say
though, right, is that we need to make our own and have I
looked into this a little bit, a little bit, and only we can
have like a hollow effect on them though, Oh, without a doubt,
Jam, we're all getting our one of one specials, buddy. We could
just it could be like what like maybe a fifty cards, one hundred cards,
and like there's just variations of us, like the Muppet versions of us.
Well, I think there should be like you know, there's a there'll
be a base right where it's like the like one through fifty, let's call
it one through fifty, let's not going ahead, and then parallels of each
of those one through fifties, right, and then like fifty one to sixty
will be like dumbest things, Dan said, each one of those gets like
ten you know, ten little collectible of that, and we'll just do that.
So if anyone out there knows anyone who can help us make these cards.
I would love to do this, not because we want to create some
sort of artificial market and like drack off the price or anything, just because
we're not fun fun, Like who wants a one exactly? Serapis a one
of one Mitch Tolkoto foot card. Could you imagine you've got the foot card?
God, he's gonna be like exodia, you fully assemble Mitch Tolkoto and
everything. Yeah, oh yeah, let's do it. Oh boy, I
would like to ghost Malone owns the one foot card. Yeah, so if
anyone, yeah, he's got it, So reach out. If you're in
this business, just give me a quack Auga card please, Yeah, all
right, next email something just as valuable as trading cards. Nathan from tom
Water, Washington writes, then, which fast food place has the best condiments?
Arby's. Arby's has got like the most interesting ones, right, Horsey
sauce and arby sauce. A Horsey sauce, it's a horse Radish sauce sauce.
It's good. It goes on their beefs on their beans. The closest
Arby's to me is forty five miles away man, you live in on just
a wasteland, a hell of a commute. You're kind of proud of that,
just that you do. How dare you? I will. I'll go
get my Arby's beef jumpsuit right now. I have it somewhere in this house.
I don't know where, but I'll find it Wingsto minutes away, not
miles minutes away, wing Stop Ranch for me. Yeah, it was good.
Like it's like Sonic has a bunch of like the little cups that you
use for like the chicken and the on your rings and stuff, and I
think they have pretty good. But Taco Bella probably is my favorite because I
like fire sauce a lot. So yes, okay, hey, what do
you any sauce? And I say yes, fire please. You can get
that beef female burrito. Now it's got the flame and hot fritos in it.
You can replace the rice with potatoes. Get it grilled. What that
sounds. Yeah, I'm just making myself. Canes sauce is actually very good
as well. From from Raising Canes. Oh, I love cane sauce.
Yeah, it seems like it's probably just like ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together with
a few other things. That's that's just thousand, that thousand island, one
thousand islands. Yeah, it's red. Robin has camp fire sauce. It's
just barbecue and mayonnaise, but it rocks. Yeah. I make my own
hot sauce all the time, and mine's better. Yo, yo, jesus,
you're all ready for another, y'all, y're all ready for another,
like a jam food thing, because yes, please please, what we do?
What we what we do? You take a little little mason jar,
right, little little little boy, and then you a little mason jar.
I don't have a little mason jar o the way you're pinching, What do
you mean? Yeah, a little little tency mason jar for like a baby
food. Yeah, okay, got it, Roger, I have no measurements
here. Let's let's just do it in bar terms. You get one part
vinegar, right, I already know this is up grubs alley, one part
Vietnamese fish sauce. Okay, don't get the Filipino stuff. You gotta get
three crabs, all right, three crab fish sauce. That's a ship right
there. And then you add in a little bit of soy sauce, a
little bit of sesame oil. You gotta make sure you're getting sesame oil from
a tin, all right, from like a metal tin, and it's nothing
but Korean on there. And then you have to kindly ask an old woman
is this sesame oil? And then she'll politely nod her head. And then
you throw in an obscene amount of chili flakes, and I mean an obscene
amount of chili flicks, all right, and then you crush, you crush
two clothes of garlic. You don't mince it. You crush it, all
right, sounds so good, and then you throw it in there you let
it sit. And then if you want to feel a little bit a little
bit, a little a little bit tinglier, adding a green onion. But
then you don't you don't mince the green onions or cut them into little medallions.
You just cut them into like one inch chunks. Like are you storing
this? Like where does it? Ghost? Body? In a little jar?
And then does that need to be refrigerated? Like what are we talking
about? What the refrigerator? Okay? What do you? And you put
it on just everything everything. It makes a great vinegrette for a salad.
You dip some meats in it. Can you just make it for me to
me? Yeah? Or do that? Yeah, OK, I'll sell a
little I'll send little jars across the country. Show you said sell first and
then decided you weren't going to sell your friend's sauce. You can make make
the wedding favors if you ever get like you know or one of those going
on, like just get that to all your guests or whatever. That's a
good idea. Oh hold on, I need to people need to know that.
No, we don't need to show the fish. I'm a fish sauce
connoisseur. Throw that ship in your scrambled eggs. By the way, I
know exactly the one you're talking about. It is the best. Thank you,
Bales. Think I love sesame. So my sesame. You said sesame
oil that I have in the glass bottle with like only half of the writing
and Korean, I'm fucking up. Yeah, it sounds like he shook his
head audio seriously shook his head, took off his head, and he wasn't
gonna get up and show something. But then you said that, and he
feels and I feel like I've been making a major mistake and he's gonna correct
some He's gonna recorrect the trajectory of my life. Now pull shit, He's
going to change your world right now, that's what I need. You know.
I wanted to put his sauce on the store. Sure I couldn't find
it. Uh yeah, it looks like this for sorry, audio just looks
like this. You know, it needs to look like there's like this there
you go. Oh God, just like delicious. Also eat KIMSI every day.
It's good probiotics. Anyway, I don't even know our next email comes
from our This is I believe about little gimmicks. I didn't completely read this
BombCast eight oh one, Grub mentioned playing Tears of the Kingdom while prepping his
daughters for bed. This made me examine my own life. The results are
unsettling. My kids are six and three, similar to the ages to the
mini Grubs. There's no fucking way I could play a switch at bedtime.
My son and daughter are too feral. Instead, I listen to podcasts while
bathing my children and putting their on their pajamas. Stop the podcast while I'm
reading stories. Then in case my daughter, the three year old, resume
the podcast while I lie on her bed and settle her down for sleep.
Often I listen to gay miss warnings. This means that I have spent a
lot of time lying in the dark, watching my darling little girl's eyes getting
heavier while in my ears Grub discusses micro soft purchase of Activision Blizzard. I've
sensed her breath and getting slower while Grub explained some Jim Ryan bullshit. I
felt her hand on my face, that she smiles a sleepy smile, and
in the same moment heard Grub say the words Bobby Cottock. My question is
this, is there anything in your lives that is vaguely pleasant, harmless and
banal? Well also being the most fucked up, unhinged, real, deep
sicko shit imaginable. Love you guys, Ireland for the Rugby World Cup.
Let's go are I feel like before we even get going on this, I
want to know that the way you hesitated before saying banal made me confident.
Yeah, he's gonna say b anal. Yeah, I don't do banal.
I was trying to figure out a way how to how to how to pronounce
it fun like a couple of such a beautiful email. Yeahously written, so
horrifying, but what's the real deep o, deep deep sicko shit, Like,
I don't think that's having a touching moment with your children while I talk
about Bobby Cottic. It's a little bit unhinged for sure. Yeah yeah,
but I don't know if it's like sicko like I mean, yeah, I
was gonna say. My mind's very similar, pretty much exact same, except
replaced listening to me with Right now, I'm listening to that American Prometheus,
So I'm the book on tape for this American Prometheus. Uh, just just
like Oppenheimer's stuff. So it's like all kinds of like really deep troubling things
while my children are falling asleep. So hey, you know what, it's
fine, it's not that unhinged. How what do you mean You're listening to
that while they are getting Like, well, how does that work? I
have one bud in and they are either taking a bath or I'm like getting
all this stuff together to like take their vitamins before bed or brush their teeth
and basically if I'm doing stuff around the house, I got it. I
think it's like the I just need that delamin of like something keeping my brain
engaged so that I can get it done and it'll probably and more efficient manners.
So I'm listening to something like that while doing stuff that is like a
daily routine, anything that's daily routine, I'm trying to also have something else
going on, Yeah, because I feel like I couldn't get away with that
now with with my kid, because you just feel like, what are you
listening to? Like, what are you on? I think that's where of
course the speaker had helps out of course, but I'm a speaker hat.
Yeah, that's what exactly Hannah and handling that situation. But also, like
you know, I have it so it's set, so it's it's plain,
but it's also in one year, but it's also got the pass through so
it has a little like as kind of like a hearing AIG, so I
can hear the book on tape or the podcast, and I can hear everything
that's going on around me. So it's that's pretty seamless. Although everyone in
my family has this terrible habit of like the one to talk to me and
then I'm like, okay, and as soon as I start talking to me,
they're gonna walk away and keep talking. Guys, you've got to talk
to me. Like that. No, I don't know, but to walk
into traffic. Yeah, like I will chase. I will chase Stacy down
and be like, why are you leaving? You? You wanted to talk
to me? Just talk to me. That's my most said thing in the
house right now, talk to me. Yeah, Emmy has had full on
conversations with air or a stranger while I'm like tying my shoes across the street
and I'm like, yeah, your dog, what the hell? Just your
special awareness? Now, I gotta admit, I mean I've done that.
I'm guilty of this every now and then too, I've I've become more conscious
of it, so I've stut it out. I'm incredibly socially and spatially where
at all times I'm constantly worried what everyone is thinking and have it making sure
they're a good time total libra am I right? Yeah, that's what about
you back? What about you? Bailey? What about me? Oh?
I don't have children or anything like that. Special awareness with your social My
spacial awareness is really bad. I do multitask a lot like this, Like
I think this caller is not caller, This caller is very impressive. This
email guy is really impressive. Yeah, because you know, doing multiple stuff
at once. Last night, my biggest multitask was during a Balderskate fight.
I was playing Slay the Spire on my phone. Oh my god, you're
you're a smart my life, I don't have kids. I'm doing this.
You're here, You're a smarter person than I am. Okay, I would
see. I can't. My brain can't fathom it. I can barely host
the podcast and read emails. Uh last email. The show is about everyone's
favorite topic, food ash from Luton, Lutton, England. Right soon,
Hey bombers. After Okay, maybe it's okay. Maybe it'll be easier if
I say Luton. There we go there, it's Tuesday, and then I'm
Lucy James Games Scrimproke. Okay. After thing to episode seventy nine of The
Dumb Truck, Jeb announced that a pizza without cheese is not a pizza.
I am allergic to cheese, so I've not had a pizza with cheese on.
But I was told by someone who lives in Italy at the first pizza's
never had cheese on with it to begin with. It's called the Marinera.
So I want to have written it's called a the marinara. It's call he
pronounced it like the Italian person said, it's called the marana. Thank you
for correcting me. Thank you for correcting. It's called it's called the marinara.
So I want to ask Jeb if he would class this as a pizza
if the Italians do. Ask from England, what are the Italians now about
pizza? Right? Yeah? And also clearly you've interviewed them all I talked
to got to say about this opinion you. The email reads I was told
by some one who lives in Italy there that person could that person could just
be someone larpin as an Italian. Maybe they're and they're from Ohio. Maybe
it's just like some freak from like Iowa or something. And then therefore they
say that all pizzas. Come on, listen, I hate it. I'm
sorry that you're lactose and tar I am okay or allergic to cheese pizza anyway,
be strong. Well, I'm not. I'm not encouraging you to do
that, but I'm also here to I'm also here to tell you that my
friend Ash, you've never had pizza and you can't because you're allergic and I'm
sorry. Maybe you should get some non vegan cheese on a pizza or something
like that. Maybe that'll help you be you know, non allergic. But
like, come on, no one could tell me that, like pizza without
cheese is somehow still pizza. Like okay, fine, it doesn't matter,
it does, Yeah, it doesn't matter. But you know, just muscle
through your health issues, yeah, and eat things that you're allergic to,
because that's right. The the energy Also, we're also cross pollinating podcasts,
and I feel a little icky about that. Number one, number two,
number two. The energy behind what was said on the dump was that once,
uh yes, once pizza does not have cheese. It is just like
bread sauce, right, Like that's just essentially what it is. And I
do I do remember listening to this conversation. I was in the parking lot
to Medieval Times and I was listening to you guys have this conversation. And
in my head because I was like, I'm dealing with the kids, I'm
talking to stuff about we're going in medieval times and I'm listening to you guys.
All it was I was trying to multitask and I was failing, So
in my head what what you were saying. I know this is not what
you're saying, but I was gonna like make a bit about it when I
came back, and then I forgot. But now you brought it up here.
It's like something about it made it sound like you were saying there were
too many Italians, and I just I had that thought while I was walking
to it in two medial times, and I just cracked up and made myself
laugh, And I'm glad you're ada. Who better, who is better position
to make that declaration than I? Okay, literally, I literally come on
is everywhere I look. Okay, so I think I'm I'm I'm okay to
say that I saw you last week? Do you agree? Okay? Okay,
alright, alright, okay, cool. You know, young Elmo gave
me the Italian pass, so I'll also I'll also make this statement. You
know, I'll back to it. Yeah, Yeah, you're good. Shouts
out to Jesse. All Right, that about does it. Four emails.
We're not gonna get the shout outs yet because I'm just gonna We're gonna do
all the programming, reminders, the shout outs, the plugs now and it's
saying goodbye, now because there's too many shout outs I gave they did it
again somehow, there's eighty nine all right, Oh but it's okay. Oh
my god, I wanted there's a lot. What do we got going on
this week? Grub We got gay Mess mornings popping off for the rest of
the week. Yeah, I'll probably find some more time for Mortal Kombat,
but we played some yesterday. I'll probably get some more time somewhere along the
line. We got some quick looks happening at some point this way. You
and Mike did a whole slew of quick looks. We did ye. Disney
Illusion Island now on the site. Quake two thirty x X. I'm gonna
check that. I'm gonna check that bad Boy. Yeah, I think,
yes, I think I think everyone would dig thirty x X. It's it's
Rogue Light very good. Uh. We have perhaps a b Light club going
up tomorrow. Corrects right, right, Yes, that's right. We're gonna
figure I'm gonna figure something out. I think I had an idea, but
I don't remember what now. We will also have a voicemail dump truck with
or without a yes yes, mister Backlar, Oh you no finish that thought,
and my hand was up to not interrupt you like, uh, with
or without a funny wrestling man with a guitar. Maybe not. We'll see,
we'll see, we'll see, Jeff backlar, please, you had your
hand raised. We also, I think I think, and Jan can back
me up on this, I think we fixed the beast cast feed. Yes,
I think we didn't. Like I think I looked at it the other
day. Uh, yes, sorry, this this morning and last night,
and it seemed to all be there. At least it was showing up in
my Spotify because I listened to it all the way through once a week,
because that's just how much of a freak I am. Yes, and we
are aware that there's a nice chunk of legacy bomb casts that are missing as
well, but that's you're just gonna have to be patient with that because it's
a manual thing. That Yeah, it's gonna be a manual process. It'll
get fixed though. Yeah, I'm I'm I've downloaded a good chunk of twenty
thirteen. We were thinking about where I was at in twenty thirteen. Yeah,
seriously, I think, like, just you know, just to let
everyone we just we're basically just changing around where we host the podcast, so
it's a lot of back back end work, but it's just so much better
for us. This one might give us money. Yeah, this one my
sorry, sorry Italians. Yeah uh we We will have an earlier upf this
week as well. I believe we will be checking out more Balder's Gate three
multiplayer. I believe we'll be rolling at ten am Pacific standard time. Just
works a little bit better for scheduling stuff and getting stuff done before and after
later in the day. Bailey Myers, folks find you. I am Bailian
versus Predator on Twitch or Bailey Myers on the app formerly known as Twitter,
or just watch on his game trailers because I'm I'm all over that shit.
That's all I got. Yeah, we have the new ones out today.
It's Alien's Dark Descent and next week is going to be Balder's Gate. I
hear people like it. There we go, fantastic, Bailey, You've held
us out so much lately. Thank you so much. I'm happy to have
and it's fun for me. Love having you around. Yes, I love
coming a hair yelling at you guys that you're not real gamers and then leaving.
Yeah. Yeah, it's my bit. Oh okay, yet you're not
okay. Yeah. So Jan's like, I was wondering where I was in
twenty thirteen, so I went my Google Photos to look up where I was
in twenty thirteen, and I was doing my movie themed engagement photos, which
got like, went a little bit viral, and so I was like,
oh, I want to find those, so I have them somewhere. But
the way it's just to google it. And I googled it and I've found
someone did the exact same thing, but not just like the same idea,
the exact same like movie posters with the exact same poses, like the Back
of the Future. I dead someone else did our stuff two years later,
and then they got the same viral bump. I'm I'm mad, you should,
supreating you should. Yeah. One time I took a photo I was
doing, like I was watching every single Simpsons episode right in a row,
and I took a photo of the screen during the Elon Musk episode, and
I posted about it on Twitter and it went viral. And then someone this
year posted it again, my exact photo of my TV and they're like,
oh my god, I can't believe this just happened. On the Simpsons,
like stolen velor motherfuckers off it's my television. Get out of here. Yeah,
you find them here, I'll post it. I'll post in the chat.
Bailey. You gotta see these? Oh there it is and these posers,
these posers, yeah right, these are my bad photoshop skills from twenty
thirty. So look at you? Is eat or so cute? You're a
baskets. That's actually my favorite one for sure, really funny though. I'm
just experiencing a lot right now. There's more of these, all of my
I've never seen the ghost one until now, and I'm a better person for
it. Oh my god, the Star Wars one. Okay, these are
very good. I'm very proud of you for this. Can we put a
link in the description so people don't get mad? But not being able to
see totally this is? This is? This is gorge good jobs, fun
grub. I need you to slack me this so I can so I remember.
Okay, we'll do ye. All right, everybody, we've gone.
We've gone here to the shot out section and the shout outs are Now,
hey, there's a lot of the C word here and I'm not gonna say
it. You guys can't trick me. I I ron Burgundy Ship, ron
Burgundy, this ship because I trust yell but not with a C word.
Nope. Shout outs Janny look great, I'm jealous of Jan's hair. Nancy
drew Scoopa. Is Bailey smart or what scopae? Bailey staring right into the
camera like she knows my past? Sins? All ghost can wash these hands?
What is the email music? Electronic mail music? Oh? Okay,
I joined late? What have I missed? Quick? Please me in list
them out? Jan Wesa starting boys C word, let me cockle you?
Yeah? Uh? Shots out to Greasy Gale and Drow Dommy Mommy Mintara House
and can suck it? Drew its touched too much grass South Park is funny,
as funny as owning a giant Pika Shu. Building your own computer.
Just do it. It's easier than you think. Should I play a C
A C or AC this year? Don't forget to pre order nineteen eighty nine
Taylor's version on the Taylor Swift online store. Out ten twenty seven. The
Outback Steakhouse Glaze bringing back the Shockmaster. I'm the Milkman. My milk is
delicious. It brings the boys to the yard. Jan there was a wrestling
DND podcast made by aw Stars. Check out critical botch Okay, hey knows,
fuck you, Hey knows you have a friend who is verbally abusive to
you. You don't have to take this ant. More of the shout out
list is here for you. Jan, don't shave your head for free charge
for that. Hi am I on the air? Yep, fuck thanks whacking
off to Lincolns man. Guys are gonna break me after againstion four point hope
baby fut eight time grub twenty four check h Yeah he the president had got
twenty fifth amendment that it did and and his wife is still messing stuff up
pretty bad. I mean he's not allowed to drink alcohol anymore. I can't
remember what am so? Yeah, and I think he's not allowed to vote
or something. Yeah right, yeah, hey knows. I love you and
value our friendship and we'll give you my letter. Jana Choa at doctor Who
on Instagram. I'm gonna I'm going to that Star Wars LARP hotel next month
before it closes. Give me a good dumb ass Star Wars name to use.
Fedgeburgh that's my name. Backwards. So you got squirrel is the greatest
Pokemon. It's a fact, not a feeling. Squirrels the worst Pokemon ever
created. Your mom is the worst Pokemon ever created. On a bulbasore is
the best Pokemon. It's number one for a reason, because she was the
best Pokemon. Because it's a John Seen of Pokemon. Gasolina by Daddy Yankee.
Hey Sirie text Mom, good job, I cut it off. Listen
to the steam Deck weekly reminder that Elon Musk is a stupid little turt Elon
Musk more like tiny penis man oh Tesla stock stock drops two hundred percent.
Read chainsaw Man owl Bear is in flight afternoon Delight, sim Simma. Maybe
we should let Jan take it. Take Jan off easy this time. Stop
here, fuck that, fuck you, that's fair. Jeff Baklar is moving
out. Skate four libras am I right? I woke up in Soho Dory.
A policeman knew my name. He said, you go to sleep at
home tonight if you can get up and walk away. Thick puppy's working too
hard can give you a heart attack. Kak make gb trading cards. Hey
Sirie order yellow jumpsuit. Shout us to Julia Roberts for passing the Blindside Dodge
Bullet Jay Dog, Proud of you, my teacher, or made you watch
the Blindside over the Prince's fucking Bride for making the honorable while we were all
slackers, got to watch a masterpiece. I would need a turn for one
hundred and twenty five K year and I'm a doctor. The Beast in knit
Widow Block Wesna psa gray tental cod to foot card the Scratch and Stiff,
Big Dump Energy. Word on the street is Jonah Falcon is attending games?
Colm, you know what to do? Friendos? Who's Jonah Falcon? Is
this another inside joke? He has another weapon to surpass mel Gear. It's
all starting at September twenty twenty two. Speaking of September, do you remember
the twenty first night of September Fest two Janifer taking a straight to Flavortown fin
Fang Foom. That's a cool dragon man from Iron Fist comics. Huh.
I always thought he was Iron Iron Man villain cause because Mandarin. Oh you
know what, turns out the Iron Fist Dragon is a different dragon named Schulau.
I've been wrong this whole time. Thanks for teaching me something new today?
Why did you have to mention slay the spire? I downloaded again and
have to play this entire podcast. Damn you all to hell. It's been
boob days since nine to eleven, eight thousand and eight. Boobs, what
a national tragedy. I walked through the blood and the bones trying to find
my brother. He was somewhere in North can Canada is suckling on the pp
like OUs like Oka eighty nine is a C word. And that's been the
Giant Bomb Cast. I've been Jan, he's been Jeff. He's also been
Jeff. I think I'm finally broken. She's that's she's been. It's not
easy, man, but I gotta say, you made your own. We're
gonna we're gonna stop this at fifty, right, We're capping this at fifty
now, Okay, So so squabble amongst yourselves. This is like out,
Oh my god, I can't wait till it's been boob days since this podcast.
Okay, all right, this is the Giant Bobcast, Episode eight hundred
and two. I'm thankful for you. We'll see you next week for another
episode of the Giant Bomb Cast. Programming reminder again. Hey, We'll see
you at Peck's all right, September one, September two, September one,
eight pm. And then the giant bum voicemail dump truck panel September two,
rolling off the Blue Jay Theater at five and you know, Shenanigans abound.
We'll be making lots of content. Comic Con video coming soon. Uh,
some swag and just throw it in the audience. So hey back, can
I Can I go buy a bucket of chicken and throw it into the audience?
All right? Cool? Thanks, we'll see you next week. There
we go, man, people love come love it. She's still on you
big. We said we were