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Welcome back everybody. It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt Connorton
Unleashed and we are live from the studios of w m n H ninety five
point three FM Inglorious, Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today is
Saturday, June fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course with
me as always, and we have some very special guests here in studio with
us. They are in town. They just played last night at the shas
Skin and this is the largest band physically speaking, that we've had in the
studio. Green Jelly is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are
the world record holder of the largest band in music history. We have currently
one thousand and sixty nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So
how does that work? Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave.
Well, how it works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches, right, and I go to Walmart a lot and I buy lots
of loaves of bread and choosy mothers choose Jeff Okay, I understand. So
Bill Mann Speaker is here, of course. Well, actually it's William Man
Speaker. And I want to point out that the station is named after me.
W M n H. That is William Man Speaker, New Hampshire.
Yes, so next time he announces this, I get a dollar. Every
time you say the radio station's name, I get a dollar, which I
keep. He's not lying. When I was first offered a show here,
I was told by management that it is a fact named after you. Yes,
yes, William Man Speaker, New Hampshire, ninety five point three rock
and roll potty station. Crap. Now I owe Gene Simmons five bucks.
Oh, Gene Simmons. I owe him so much money every time. I
can't even kiss a fan without paying him five dollars. Well, did you
pay him for introducing you in that video? I was actually I did.
I had to buy and this is this is serious. I had to buy
him twelve chocolate muffins. Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of the
muffins. Just I'm just putting it out there. What one time I had
to go park his car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like,
this is not the god of thunder, this is the god of donuts.
Got a donuts in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets
weird when you're eating muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes,
the station is named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire
you owe me seven dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have.
Great, and you've got the is this is this the entire band, the
entire current time. I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction
of the band, but yes, this is the current band that we're out
on tour with. Correct, okay, alright, and which you can't see
this at home? Oh well, yes you can't hide right now. There
is eighty seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this
is quite the h None of us took showers, right, that's all right?
Hey it's and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I
had to get up at six am start making them. Yeah. Well that's
uh that's very early. Yeah. Well you know again, choosy mothers,
choose you. Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no,
I've been here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew
the name of the venue that we played until you just said it. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no
idea what the name was. Yeah. Jesse over there in the corner,
he was there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit
in the head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot
dog hat was even better. Oh. I did my best keep on the
hat, especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh?
That was Oh? Hi, you now have monkey Box. Just so you
know, the w m NH radio station is ground zero for the next pandemic.
Ladies and gentlemen, monkey Box is coming your way. We mutated it
from the Jugglo flu. We were passing out. Oh, we were passing
out the whoop whoop whooping cough for a while. So everyone who comes to
our show that wears one of our costumes, you go home with some sort
of disease. Yeah. I really work for the CIA as an undercover agent.
My job is to spread disease across the world. Yeah. I single
handedly brought COVID to Wisconsin. Wow. And March of twenty twenty. We
had a contest to see how many people are going to drink whiskey shots off
my back. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. We we have we have beach balls. Okay, we have.
I mean you get, you get, you can you can vouch for
that, right. We had beach balls, lots of beach balls, okay,
and lots of pool noodles. Okay, all right, And if you
want to take them to the beach ball and the pool noodle to a different
level, that's up to you. I'm sure. Okay, it's twenty twenty
four. You know, we we were using big boy words. And I
want to point out I want to point out right now that I that me
personally, I identify as a dog. Okay, and we brought my wife
here today. Baby girl is here, the first uh dog member of Green
Yellow. Yes you thought he was fat, that's just the wiener dog in
his pocket. I have to ask you something now. You just said you
just said green jello, yes Green. Are you legally permitted to say Hell
no, I'm not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do is stolen.
I've stolen the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on the water.
Obviously, the cow god is aces spades. Green Jello is actually ground
up horsehoofs with green dye. I stole that name also, and when they
wanted to assume me, I instantly changed my name to Green Chevrolet. Oh
okay, they were please, So I went for green xerox. Yeah,
and you know the red And now now nobody cares. Okay, it's thirty
years later. Hey, they're like green who Green Jello. And then every
once in a while, this guy with a beard will come up to me
say, dude, I remember, yeah, the hell with Bill Cosby bru.
I did leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man,
you don't need only that you had harassing him. Dude, you made them
change the name. He has nothing to do with that, that's right.
I love putting pops. By the way, Yes, well good, are
you legally permitted to say that? No? By old Gene Simmons another dollar?
He owns putting pops. Did you know that his owns pudding pops?
Oh? Yeah, I do know. He's trying to say wanta pudding pop?
All days. I did not I did not know. They didn't play
that on the farewelfare or forced they did. They did. That was for
the VIP experiences. Yes, that's true. The Beat and Green on hundred
thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope. Yeah.
And I don't know if you know this, there is a Green Yellow
Kiss connection here. Oh, I know, we actually did the Green Jello
did the Kiss Reunion tour launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know
that. Yes, the first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back
together, the first time Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the
makeup on were actually in my office. Really. Yes, it was a
very bizarre experience. And the best part of it is Doc McGhee used to
make them show up at eight in the morning and put on the costumes and
then wear them all day to five o'clock. So, you know, for
the first like month, it was like, oh, dude, man,
geez he oh, hecky, what did I say? That said a bad
word? I did? I said, Gene Simmons. I got it.
No, Gus Kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all
you want. I love, so for a while I was great that they're
hanging out, you know, and then all of a sudden it became like,
oh no, here he comes. Yeah yeah, yes, Jeane,
yeah yeah yeah. The chocolate muffins. All right, it doesn't right,
And again I don't mean to ramble on them, because I will. Yes,
we got an hour, oh one day, we're doing that. We're
doing the Kissery Union photo shoot. Right, it's a big, gigantic deal.
We rented a lion for some sort of unknown reason. Uh, Peter,
Chris really didn't like that idea, Like, Peter, you gotta go
stand next to the lion. I left the building. I don't. You
don't want to be eaten. No, no, I don't know. But
they brought this big lion in. But either way, either way, Ace
Freely is missing. He's missing, he's not showing up. They're all freaking
out. Jean Simmons and Paul Stanley are like the mom and dad, right,
and they're like losing their oh my god, where is he? Where's
he was he? And finally he strolls in like five pm and they're like,
a, swhere you've been. He's like, ah, I don't remember,
and they're like, where's your car? They had just bottom a brand
new, like Mustaine convertible, and he takes a cab over. They're like,
where where's the car? Hece, I lent it to some striper.
And these are two men that you know are sober in these elaborate costumes,
disciplining some drug guy that looks like a bum that strolled and I gave the
cat it was stripper, and so so whatever happens, blah blah blah.
Yeah, and it's now time for his photo shoot, and and Jean can't
fight his bill. He'll go find Ace, go find Oh, oh god,
again, this is sorry, said oh heck, oh hell, it's
our fault for not sorry that. Heck heck, we should have put the
shot collar on you. So either way, I'm in this whole whole building
for Ace Freely. I'm like, oh god, why how did my life
become that they're gonna wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere six thousand square
feet. I can't find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and
oh my god, you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the
Easter Bunny. Wait till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace
Freely taking a poop. And his costume is hung over the little the door
and all you can see is his silver boots and I'm the guy. I
gotta hurry up his poop. Right, your photo shoot is now right,
So all the complaints that Paul and Jean have about him are true, is
what you're saying, You know? It was it wonderful to see a Jean
and Paul are definitely the mom and dad, and the other two are definitely
the children. Yeah, and it was great to be the wrangler of the
children. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, Hi, Hey, do you
want to Bill? Do you want to introduce the rest of No, I'm
just gonna talk all night, all day, all right to the left of
me, which you cannot see all the way from Hollywood, California. The
man who literally quit his job at Netflix. He was on the motor cycle
club series called The Mayans Really, and he was also a DJ at a
strip joint after named after a Motley Crue song. Oh okay, he quit
all that, Ladies and gentlemen giving up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome Jello.
The club was actually in the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls Girl,
Oh no kidding. Yeah. The seventh Veil oh wow. And I
actually played the hell at the seventh Veil Wow. I played the seventh where
I played the strip club that he was working at as Green Jello. Oh
okay, and he was the DJ. Yes, And that's where we first
met. Where we met, And then about a year after that, I
opened up for Green Jello. Oh okay. And then about a year after
that I haven't left his side. No, yes, Oh so you've been
in the man a long time? Oh yeah, good four years now?
Yeah? Okay, yeah, since New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen. Okay,
okay, and only because one of our members was at his strip club
and it told him to join our band, and with no knowledge to me,
all of a sudden, he just shows up. But I'm like,
Hi, who are yours? I'm playing guitar, like hello are you?
That was literally the greeting guy. I got hello, who are you?
Like DJ? When that girl was yeah, and then right next to him.
This is this is the most bizarre story of all for like eighty shows.
I'm like, who is this dude? He just kept showing up and
I don't know who he is because his name's Casper. So he decided to
wear a ghost costume, which what took me until last night to realize that's
why he was wearing the ghost costume. The name was Casper, but and
that was on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like. And
this this random ghost would show up randomly whatever. So I'm like, oh,
this is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen, give it
up for Casper. And Casper builds drug stores in Canada. Yes, yes,
yes, he took off the day from building drug stores and he drove
all away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well welcome, thank you
very much. Well it's not that far from Canada, right, I mean,
we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that we don't know
about plaster? Well I don't even know what plaster is. Gypsy gypsum,
No, nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper to build
your drug store at all. And right next to him, this is this
is one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on Facebook,
which I do all the time, and this guy says, hey, I
live in Arkansas. Yeah, can I join your band? And I'm like,
yeah, sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door
in Los Angeles with his dog. And I'm like, you're who and he's
like, I'm the guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was like
three years ago. And since then, him and that little wiener dog been
following me everywhere. We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go,
he's there. I'm at the walmart there he is what is wiener dog?
I'm at the hotel there he is in my bed with is wiener dog.
And then you know, you know, we got drunk. Some things happened,
and you know, and now I identify as a dog and I love
baby girl. We're getting married. Was having my puppies? Well that's uh
that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies. So before we
go any further, you're a dog in love? A question though, yes,
question. I'm getting the impression, as you're telling the story I talk
a lot. Well that, well, that's good, because that's that's what
we do here. But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do
to join the band is show up and oh yeah hocking, yeah, yes,
yeah, yes. They're all these people. I don't I don't even
know the real names. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Wow. We were
checking in the hotel room the other day and they called him by some name
and I'm like, who the who the who is who is taylormanics right,
it's just some sort of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover detectives rolling
it. I have no idea. And so anyways, he shows up with
with his dog and he's been playing over one hundred shows with us. His
name is seen Load Welcome. We actually met him on tour with the Insane
Clown Posse. Whoop whoop, yes, yes, woof, woof woof,
shout us all the members in the room, and ninety five point three for
having us. Thank you, thank you, thanks lok and baby Girl.
Well, the station is named after Bill, so we were kind of obligated.
There we go. Another dollar. Yeah jous. All right, so
this this is one of my favorite all time members and one of my favorite
stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's the year two thousand and five
and American Idol is at its height, Okay, and it really has nothing
to do with the story. But I had just sold my my rave club,
which we will not get into at all. Okay. Ah, so
that's why That's why I'm whole watching American Idol. That's why you know.
So I'm just sitting home because I got time on my hand, and there's
this three second like blip an American Idol of some weird man wearing this gigantic,
elaborate duct tape costume. And I just cut it out of the blink
of mylet. What the And I searched the internet and I hunted this dude
down and I recruited him into my band. In two thousand and eight.
He went on there, he sang some song. They said, blah blah
blah, and Simon Cowell said, get that away from me, weirdo following
me around and he created his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW
E L in New Hampshire and yes, yep from originally from Salem, pracked
Salem. We started out in Salem. We still kind of got out down
there quite a bit. It's not loud enough, no your mouth like last
nime an, get it weighed out there. Thanks, Yeah, go for
it for you. What I was trying to say now, I was was
like saying this grand thing and how we met at the America and we're local
to the New Hampshire, Massachusetts area. Okay, okay, cool, you'll
have to bring them in. Oh by an incredible band, probably the only
one who speaks. But it's good and not as much as Bill, not
as much as Bill not. But I've known him since two thousand and five
when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand and eight he joined
our band and he's got he's I don't know what, do you know?
Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends, excellent and he also went
on were with us uh with the Insane Clown Posse, which was incredible.
It was a good run. In fact, was it here or is it
Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos Yes, where Violent J came
to the club personally. We were on our way to the show and I
got a phone call from the from the promoter and he's like, hey,
Violent J's here to meet you guys, And I tell Bill and he's like
Violent Who And we're like, oh he insane clown bossy And they met there
personally and he's like, so you got just guys all over the country that
know your music and it's like, yeah, he knows it, they know
it. And it was blown away and the next thing, you know,
we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours with with ICP. How many
how many dates did you do with them? I don't remember how many dates
were on the weekends. I want to say I did personally like ten or
eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on the East Coast. Yeah,
which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge insane clown posse fan. Yeah,
I have no idea. Okay, I'm in my old little bunk.
He's aware of them, but he's not gonna at the time, not going
to recognize land Jay or Shaggy too Dope by name. So we roll up
he's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like any day, there's some
chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you know, no clown paint,
no clo anxious to say hello, and he's rambling on about his clown
band, you know, and it's like Thursday to me. It's another bearded
guy tell me about his clown band. It happens with alarming, it does.
And he invites me to his clown party out in the forest, and
I'm like, yes, Sure's like the Gathering of the Juggles, I need
you to come out call my brother. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
sure, your clown party. So you know, he's excited about it.
So I'm just not excited at all. And I just post a little
picture of me and violent Jim or a violent you. So anyways, I
I post this little picture and then I call the number like the next day,
and the guy is so angry at me. Really, oh, he's
pissed, and well, how dare you announce that you're playing at the gathering
of the Juggalos before us? And he just spreading me and I'm just like,
just could I just explain this? I said, this isn't the first
time that a fat bearded dude has approached me in a parking lot and asked
me to play at their clown festival in the woods. You gotta just they
had pretty regular It was that, you know, the speakerphone, and it
went from this very like you know, you're in a lot of trouble to
everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this this is just Saturday to me,
guys, and so they uh give me the the website and I pull
it up and I'm like, oh, I was like Damn, you're legit.
And they're like, yeah, we're waiting legited. So again this is
you know, uh angry Jim would say, our violent Jay. Uh.
He's telling the other clown posse guy, you know, I want this band
on the bill. And and now again they're pissed at me, but they've
they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me like the show it starts Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Right. They put me on on Wednesday
the first night at three thirty in the morning. Oh yeah, oh wow,
and a tent on top of some gigantic hell of a hill, you
know, up against one of their big guys like what was that or something
was playing the main stage at the same time, and they put all the
juggalos are going to want to see. Yeah, so they gave me the
worst, worst lot, worst slot possible. Wow. And right before we
play some juggalo that's tripping. What did I say? I got it?
What did I say? I got it? Another f bar again? Yeah,
I caught it even here at that time. I didn't hear it either.
I didn't hear it the twenty other times. Well, either way,
I saw some crazy. There's some crazy juglo you know, tripping on eighty
pounds of mushrooms, randomly comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and
smashes the whole like p like the mixing council. The sound Guy's like a
long, super long story. Short. Place was packed, and we broke
out into complete anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and
we dressed up everyone inside. The bill got the juggalos to bring a picnic
table from the picnic surf across the table, all the picnic tables, and
they took off like the big wooden ones. And we when we piled up,
and we made like this mountain of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on
the top like screaming while all these punk rock puppets are washing circle. And
there was a moment of complete unclarity where I'm like, let's set it on
fire. Oh my god, no, no, no, I remembered the
white snake incident, a great close and off whatever. I'm like enough,
but it would have been a perfect time to set a bonfire with me on
the top and it all burning inside some sort of tent, and god forsaken
nowhere Ohio, and right next to the guy from Guello, Ladies and gentlemen
from Oklahoma, Kansas, the world champion pig wrestler herself. Please give it
up for Slim Jelly. Hey, y'all, Slim Jelly welcome, Thank you,
thank you, guys not to be here. Jenny and I are big
wrestling fans, but I don't think we've seen the pig wrestling them. She
wrestles a good pig. She is also the blue ribbon state champion pig squealer.
And if we all coat, that's just for the show. If we
coat, we can get her to talk like a pig. Come out,
talk like a pig, talk like a talk, talk like a pig,
talk like a pig, Ladies and gentlemen, Slim Jelly, little piggy,
little tiny baby pig, wow, getting not in here? All right,
all right? And I know, I know we're in New Hampshire, and
I know that you cannot get any sort of marijuana here. So if you're
looking for some goods, we brought our own math dealer himself. Ladies and
gentlemen. This guy's got enough three point one four one six one seven pie
to get you all. Give it up. Rems equations. Yeah, but
now you've got ah and you've got a what do you call that with the
spinny things on top of the hat. This is basically where I get all
my power, from all my mathematician power. This is a a beanie.
It's a tripropeller beanie. Really, I noticed this morning it was actually very
windy outside, and I had to brace myself to the van to make sure
I didn't I didn't fly away. Yes, yeah, all right, but
I'm here. I made it. And when it starts spinning like that,
he just starts spinning out equations. Really, yes, if you blow him
hard enough, you'll start spitting it out of the hat, A square plus
square squirt? Did I say something? I don't even know if I said
something right there? As someone who's terrible at math, I'm very impressed.
Thank you, Thank you that you have three propellas versus the usual one enhances
its abilities exactly. I was hoping that we wouldn't actually say that on air,
but now everyone knows my secret. It's fine, though, this secret
of three. Yes, now, is this literally everybody who's on stage?
I know you have thousands, but is this literally everyone who was on stage?
Last night. I don't know where they are. I don't know what
they look like. I don't know. They just show up. They show
up and it's best. When the sound guy asked me how many people are
in your bed, I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, we have
sent so many sound people to therapy. This crying. I have this wonderful
picture of the sound guy crying in New Orleans. He's like ball, He's
in a ball roll up in the corner behind his mixer. Yeah. Like
we're like middle of sound check and they're going off to smoke a cigarette.
They're just they all dressed out up. Yeah, they're like how many guitar
about? I think we got seven tonight? Then like ten actually like ten?
Come yeah, extra drummers? Oh yeah, well we show up with
three drummers, got four drum sets. This will be fun. That's so
true. What's the most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass and
six singers. I think was the most. Yeah, that was for Sweden
Rock Festival. Oh okay, okay, do you do you ever have to
like obviously a venue like the Shafskiing, there's only so much room, so
then you have to the bad. I love when they're like the stage is
tiny and the room its small, because complete pandemonium just breaks out. Rattle,
toilet paper, beach balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band on
the floor. Yeah. And what I do before the show, Like people
start showing up around eight o'clock, right, and I know that they're not
home, So I go to their homes and I break into their garage and
I steal all of their holiday lawn inflatables. Oh and right now we got
like eighty of them when we just plug them in. We played this show
in Buffalo and Oliver Lawn and flatables kept blowing the power like huge festival,
thousands of people. And it's and it's all depending on the ability to power
twenties seven lawn inflatables. Right, they didn't have this year, but it
was just so perfect, again, ruining the lives of sound men across the
world. Yes, that's what I do, Yes, and I'm proud of
it. Well, it's important. It is. It is because when a
club is asked, what was your greatest nightmare and they say green yellow,
Yes, I know. My job is done. As the sound guys with
the horror stories of the night before. Oh yes, yes, yes,
or like some other show they're like, oh my god, it's crazy and
it's like, yeah, you had it easy tonight. There was only five
guitar players as opposed to seventeen and we put the fire out. Yeah.
Yeah. They were like, oh man, I got off lights. Don't
have to renew my Xana subscription. That must be the longest introduction to your
band on the radio. And w m N eight more guys on the phone.
That's all right, but yes, yes, scene low A quick,
a quick, small original story for Jelly and the equations like when did they
come in? When did they come in? Slim Well, I was in
Oklahoma at the Pig wrestling event, and just the way that she was,
you know, wrestling that pig, I I knew you knew. He knew
I was a musician by how good I was at Wrang, I knew she
was a great magician. Yeah, I will say, just really quickly.
I also front a band called thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh,
and you can find us wherever you find yourself because it is in your head.
Yes. So so what what I do is I basically I lie to
these strangers that I find in the walmart, and I promise them fame and
fortune and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I will say I never did
get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking about, keeps talking
about peanut, and then I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. There's that
meat? Is that can don't eat meat? I got air for breakfast.
Oh yeah, well it's not good. And I'm on the air right now.
Goodness, oh, my mind is blown. We're on the air.
Where you are eating air? Where are you playing tonight? You're you're God,
No, I don't know are playing there. I believe you're. I
believe you're in Vermont this evening. Vermont. I like that. I like
that night. I like that name Vermont. Hopefully the sound off my listening
for sound guy and Vermont were coming for you to nights. They do have
a sound guy in Vermont, yet I understand it was the sound guy and
they did not. And the worst thing about the sound guy, he's always
trying to pay me with the sound check. Uh huh yeah. Then I
tell him I don't I don't have a bank. I need I need cash
on a sound check, right right? They got to debate me about it.
But I don't think the who who writes checks in twenty twenty four pretty
rarely, I don't mean, is it is it what it like? Is
it like the like Apple pay? But just through sound Well you gotta understand
too, Vermont, it's you know, if you're in Vermont, right,
it's a little bit beat because a lot of time, yes, yes,
yes, you know, but when you're when you're when you're using the sound
check, yes, do you use your phone to do it? You have
to sign it? Does Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a
good question, that's a good question. The we've just been playing in all
the wrong places. They won't cast your sound check, No, no,
they will not. And the other day we broke an e chord, uh
huh, And I go to the guitar center and I say I need an
e chord yes, and they don't. They're looking at me like like like
I don't know what I'm talking about. I would have just played one for
you and you'd be all set. Played, yeah, just play the chord.
What do you mean? Oh? You know? Like you like you
get the sound check. Why would you play a chord you get electrocuted?
Yes, it's very dangerous. That's the danger of now, I get it.
The danger. Yes, the danger. That's what the children been right
the day. We gotta we gotta add danger to the show, add some
danger. You're safe. Pool noodles everywhere, Yes, I also go to
all the towns and I loot all the pool noodles. Yes. So when
you go later on today or later on this month, when the heat gets
a little a little warmer, a little humid, Yeah, and you're thinking
yourself, I'm going to go for a pool party. You're gonna go the
ninety nine cent store to buy some pool noodles. Nope, I bought all
the pool noodles in town. You know what, there's a funny story about
that. When you when you buy one hundred pool noodles, when you get
three boxes of pool noodles, and you go up to that employee at the
ninety nights at store that don't give two hex yoh, give a fudget all
you pay for like four? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not kidding. They
did you, you can get it. They didn't care. I can actually
see how that would happen yes, they don't. They're not because they're not
gonna scan everyone. They're like, I'm getting minimum waves. I'm not scanning
a hundred noodles. They were annoyed when they had to break their cigarette break
to come inside. Watch the guy walk around with his dirt bag, buddies,
What is up with that every time you go to the dollar store that
they're smoking outside. Right, we're not talking cigarettes either. You would expect
that we that we either math, math, a lot of math at the
night math. You would expect happy, healthy employees at the Yeah, they're
out there, give you a dollar, said store, do the mask,
do the math. That's the new slogan for ninety nine cent store. He's
supposed to do the math. You I provide the ma. How you provide
the mask? Everyone else does the mask math? Right, Right, he's
got some clean math. Do you do the accounting for that? Accounts for
yourself? Yeah? And then what happens after Vermont your scranton this tour?
What idiot routed this tour? Why would you go from yeah, never,
Yeah, we're gonna get to see some cool trees on the at least we're
not going to New York to Washington Washington State. Oh yeah, March March
of twenty twenty four, we were born to Florida. And then the next
weekend was Arizona, Arizona New Mix, which we started in California. And
the next weekend was New York, New York State, and then the weekend
after that was Washington State. Oh wow, we are all four corner of
the states of America. My jell was the whole way. And did se
listen to this, Yes, listen to this New York City right, New
York State, Washington. Washington is underneath New York. Washington is under New
York. Yes, it is not my fault two states Washington put on the
other side of the country. Well, I mean, technically, you're right,
it's not your fault that is. That's no, it is not.
It's not his fault that they did. Susan B. Anthony, Susan B.
Anthony, this is your fault because DC's not a state. So I'm
not giving you that one. No, it's not a state. I didn't
know the states had a territory. Washington, d C is inside the state
of Maryland. Illuminati, So is that your excuse for starting us in Florida?
Because there's a Hollywood, Florida. You forgot what from It's not you
bring this up again, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, California. Not my
fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, Michigan, springs Field, North Dakota,
Springfield, California. Are we gonna do a Springfield Field, Ohio?
Springfield, Massachusetts? No spring seat only case closed. There's a lot of
Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England after this is the Springfield j
We're onto something here. See Illuminati is all I got to say. It
was the Aliens. It's all the andw noakis walls. Do you have a
song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of the new nocky Okay,
but we did just release a new song just in March. Yeah,
Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him. We put out
a new music video and a new song. It's called Murder Train. Am
I allowed to say that word on the Yeah? Yeah, he is all
about all. He was in the recording studio all yeah, pictures, we
have video we have We turned it on, Yeah, and it's an excellent
song. Our drummer Equations wrote the song. Me and Equations did the music
video. Go check it out. It's on YouTube, it's on Spotify,
it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere. We did, Bill, we did,
indeed, and you you were right there with us. Yep. We
were holding your hand, we were patting you on the bat. Yeah,
we gave you an extra serving of yogurt that day. Well, I did
watch the video. I enjoyed it very much. And so that's the newest
single. That's the newest single. Well, it just so happens someone may
have taken the initiative to create a radio edit of it. Then we could
play someone so much forgot this song that they're telling me about. Yes,
we might, really, we might hear that at the end of the show.
Yes, yes, that person could. I think he actually made a
couple of radio really I did. Yeah, we won't. We edited out
the entire song. Aout to say that word, the word. Yes,
you can say murder, yes, yes, man speaker, not that word.
You have to watch it about the adult because it is yes, yes,
Saturday mornings, yeah, gosh morning, certain words like that. Super
Saturday people. People listen to us while they watch their out there Saturdayturday,
Saturday, Saturday, Saturdayay, Saturday, Saturday Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Saday's
all right, I'm in the band five hours, just got a thousand and
seventy. We just have to follow them to her mind and literally, you
have to make the checks payable to Gene Simmons. You have to be sound
checks. Yes, wow, I got that sound check like like a like
a like a bank check. Right. Wow, I'm just making sure I
have that check. Is I do? Oh no, they have no idea.
They can't even write with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a
dial phone is. No, I'm serious, you have no idea what a
phone is. But I'm her age. That's why. Yeah, really,
yes, I didn't know that. The age of not knowing a dial phone.
No, no, I know one, no one. But I'm the
I'm the same age. I'm close enough from Oklahoma that Yeah, they're a
little bit. Really, you know, they don't teach us things. They
don't do that. I want to point out. I'm sorry, I don't
mean to interrupt, but I am. I want to point out that SLIM
can change and transmission. Oh, it's an alternator. Oh wow, without
a toolbox. I had a toolbox on the side of the road in the
middle of Texas. Really really and under including ordering the parts. It was
under ten hours. I don't really believe you. I'm the mechanical one.
Yeah, it's true. It's one hundred percent true. I've done a lot
of Yeah, the store near there, it was actually and I don't know
if I'm allowed to I'm not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite auto bar
store. They are the thing about O'Reilly. The other one, the orange
one that I'm not gonna name. The people are not very nice to you
if you're a woman, but at O'Reilly they love you if you're a woman.
Really, that's true. Yeah, you go in there and they like
act like you don't know what you're talking about, and I'm like, sir,
I know more about cars than you. You work at this store.
I do the thing. Wow, O'reiley the orange not the orange one?
What the orange red one? You don't go to the car br store?
Car? I got home, ne bow do I win? Cars are all
broken? This is not the location. Put it back, Tols. We
are we are running out of time. Do you want to make sure in
hours you got through? Was the introduction. This has been fun. I
wish we had more time, but I do want to make sure to we
get in the radio edit of Murder Train, which yes, I will send
you, and you got to promise to come back the next time you're in
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes wait wait before yes we we We just
got a new documentary out, Oh you do, yes, Vice dot Com
I came and did a documentary on us being the world's worst band. So
you can just go to a Google or YouTube and if you these two keywords
green Jello and Vice v Ic, it will show up. And it's very
short. It's about ten minutes. There you go fourteen minutes and you will
never get that time back. You will learn nothing correct, But it's a
very interesting story and it's definitely not what you think it is. They they
found a unique way of presenting it cool. So if you got the time,
please look on Green Jello, Vice and Google or okay, can I
do a quick drop real quick? Absolutely? Okay tonight. If you want
to travel, be totally worth it. But we're going to be in Burlington,
Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello. This is scene lok hip hop
slash punk rock dash of that in there. Tomorrow. I actually will be
in Manchester myself I'll be at the Jewel Music okay, right down the street.
I'll do it solo show because I book solo shows in between Jello shows.
Okay, before I started torn with Green Jello, I've done my hip
hop thing and somehow I became an arm growing out of the back of Green
Jello. Tonight in Burlington, Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello, and
I'll be in town tomorrow if anyone's interested. Oh, very cool, very
cool. Yeah, baby girl, have a statement before we go. I
would just like to point out too, to all the listeners that Bill Mann
speaker is not wearing pants. No, no, I got no pants on
it. You know it is summer. Don't make me do the buffalo bills
we did. Just wake up. Put the lotion in the basket, all
right, we gotta Jenny, you want to plug your website before? Absolutely?
Yeah, no, I totally do it. Check out gen Coffee dot
com, j E N N C O F f ey dot com. There's
an upcoming prest com friends next week. More information coming later today. Very
good, very good, Green Jello or Green Jelly you want it's thank you,
thank you. This has been one of the most the Mandel Okay,
it was never alland it was never a Howie Mandel saying elsewhere it wasn't even
real. All right, we gotta go jell green Jelly. Thank you all
so much. This has been a lot of fun. Absolutely. By the
way, has this been played on the radio Murder Train? I think this
is the first time it's ever been radio. Yeah, we love the World.
Radio premieres here on the show so here, all right here it is
murder Train, Green Jelly or green Jello. Where forty bottom forty go cop
off in your face, don't get off, morro trag fall asleep, do
cocaine? Take your steady mar frame, Merrio train, Morro train, Merrio
train, Merrio swap some track, Dona say, don't bles down? Pray,
don't you drunk? Your stage? Her bad Pray? Can I do?
Keep a band on your face? Mar pray? Got a car?
Not a way thought? No bar tray burno track try or next? Godall
weird in CALIFORNI here with it. Anything goes down on the Burbo train.
You can get tattoo and scores and drugs taking in. But you're almost anything
that that part is free. You can get on or what you can that
way hit all the Burger trade train. I'm saying, I'm saying, try,
try, try time. My name is Jerry lay in the fan.
It's the greatest stamp of rock group all across the land. Were all such
of scumpbacks, and we don't get a damn. You'll mean the fish.
So you see it's what we are. It's I am. All you've gotten
to say is show me the rocket ball. Take it from me. You
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