1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,000 W m n H rip the Nobles. You are listening to w m n 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:16,199 H ninety five point three The Commander don't get Supreme. Lina Maxwell coming, 3 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,560 Welcome back everybody. It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt Connorton 4 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,600 Unleashed and we are live from the studios of w m n H ninety five 5 00:00:57,679 --> 00:01:02,200 point three FM Inglorious, Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today is 6 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,840 Saturday, June fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course with 7 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,959 me as always, and we have some very special guests here in studio with 8 00:01:12,079 --> 00:01:15,159 us. They are in town. They just played last night at the shas 9 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:19,840 Skin and this is the largest band physically speaking, that we've had in the 10 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,480 studio. Green Jelly is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are 11 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:32,000 the world record holder of the largest band in music history. We have currently 12 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:38,760 one thousand and sixty nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So 13 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,879 how does that work? Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave. 14 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:46,640 Well, how it works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly 15 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:52,239 sandwiches, right, and I go to Walmart a lot and I buy lots 16 00:01:52,280 --> 00:02:00,280 of loaves of bread and choosy mothers choose Jeff Okay, I understand. So 17 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:04,599 Bill Mann Speaker is here, of course. Well, actually it's William Man 18 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker. And I want to point out that the station is named after me. 19 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:16,680 W M n H. That is William Man Speaker, New Hampshire. 20 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:23,080 Yes, so next time he announces this, I get a dollar. Every 21 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:28,439 time you say the radio station's name, I get a dollar, which I 22 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:31,960 keep. He's not lying. When I was first offered a show here, 23 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I was told by management that it is a fact named after you. Yes, 24 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:40,560 yes, William Man Speaker, New Hampshire, ninety five point three rock 25 00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:46,240 and roll potty station. Crap. Now I owe Gene Simmons five bucks. 26 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:52,479 Oh, Gene Simmons. I owe him so much money every time. I 27 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,719 can't even kiss a fan without paying him five dollars. Well, did you 28 00:02:55,719 --> 00:03:00,560 pay him for introducing you in that video? I was actually I did. 29 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,840 I had to buy and this is this is serious. I had to buy 30 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:09,599 him twelve chocolate muffins. Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of the 31 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:15,960 muffins. Just I'm just putting it out there. What one time I had 32 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:23,560 to go park his car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like, 33 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:27,400 this is not the god of thunder, this is the god of donuts. 34 00:03:27,719 --> 00:03:35,759 Got a donuts in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets 35 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,000 weird when you're eating muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes, 36 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,439 the station is named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire 37 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:46,879 you owe me seven dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have. 38 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:50,919 Great, and you've got the is this is this the entire band, the 39 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:55,919 entire current time. I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction 40 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,879 of the band, but yes, this is the current band that we're out 41 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:04,439 on tour with. Correct, okay, alright, and which you can't see 42 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:10,560 this at home? Oh well, yes you can't hide right now. There 43 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:14,719 is eighty seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this 44 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,399 is quite the h None of us took showers, right, that's all right? 45 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:21,959 Hey it's and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I 46 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,399 had to get up at six am start making them. Yeah. Well that's 47 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,720 uh that's very early. Yeah. Well you know again, choosy mothers, 48 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,439 choose you. Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no, 49 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:38,839 I've been here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew 50 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:43,000 the name of the venue that we played until you just said it. Yeah, 51 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:45,759 yeah, yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no 52 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,000 idea what the name was. Yeah. Jesse over there in the corner, 53 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,040 he was there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit 54 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:56,680 in the head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot 55 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,000 dog hat was even better. Oh. I did my best keep on the 56 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,920 hat, especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh? 57 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:10,160 That was Oh? Hi, you now have monkey Box. Just so you 58 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:18,759 know, the w m NH radio station is ground zero for the next pandemic. 59 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:25,439 Ladies and gentlemen, monkey Box is coming your way. We mutated it 60 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,839 from the Jugglo flu. We were passing out. Oh, we were passing 61 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,680 out the whoop whoop whooping cough for a while. So everyone who comes to 62 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,600 our show that wears one of our costumes, you go home with some sort 63 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:45,959 of disease. Yeah. I really work for the CIA as an undercover agent. 64 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:51,439 My job is to spread disease across the world. Yeah. I single 65 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:58,759 handedly brought COVID to Wisconsin. Wow. And March of twenty twenty. We 66 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,120 had a contest to see how many people are going to drink whiskey shots off 67 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:05,639 my back. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, 68 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:11,160 no no. We we have we have beach balls. Okay, we have. 69 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,800 I mean you get, you get, you can you can vouch for 70 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:21,000 that, right. We had beach balls, lots of beach balls, okay, 71 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:25,759 and lots of pool noodles. Okay, all right, And if you 72 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:29,160 want to take them to the beach ball and the pool noodle to a different 73 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,680 level, that's up to you. I'm sure. Okay, it's twenty twenty 74 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:40,199 four. You know, we we were using big boy words. And I 75 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:45,079 want to point out I want to point out right now that I that me 76 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:50,959 personally, I identify as a dog. Okay, and we brought my wife 77 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:57,120 here today. Baby girl is here, the first uh dog member of Green 78 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,120 Yellow. Yes you thought he was fat, that's just the wiener dog in 79 00:07:00,199 --> 00:07:03,120 his pocket. I have to ask you something now. You just said you 80 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:08,839 just said green jello, yes Green. Are you legally permitted to say Hell 81 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:14,800 no, I'm not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do is stolen. 82 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,000 I've stolen the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on the water. 83 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:27,560 Obviously, the cow god is aces spades. Green Jello is actually ground 84 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:33,519 up horsehoofs with green dye. I stole that name also, and when they 85 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:38,959 wanted to assume me, I instantly changed my name to Green Chevrolet. Oh 86 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:45,680 okay, they were please, So I went for green xerox. Yeah, 87 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,399 and you know the red And now now nobody cares. Okay, it's thirty 88 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:57,720 years later. Hey, they're like green who Green Jello. And then every 89 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:00,279 once in a while, this guy with a beard will come up to me 90 00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:05,439 say, dude, I remember, yeah, the hell with Bill Cosby bru. 91 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,040 I did leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man, 92 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:15,360 you don't need only that you had harassing him. Dude, you made them 93 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:20,639 change the name. He has nothing to do with that, that's right. 94 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:24,120 I love putting pops. By the way, Yes, well good, are 95 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,319 you legally permitted to say that? No? By old Gene Simmons another dollar? 96 00:08:30,399 --> 00:08:33,399 He owns putting pops. Did you know that his owns pudding pops? 97 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:39,080 Oh? Yeah, I do know. He's trying to say wanta pudding pop? 98 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:45,679 All days. I did not I did not know. They didn't play 99 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,159 that on the farewelfare or forced they did. They did. That was for 100 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,879 the VIP experiences. Yes, that's true. The Beat and Green on hundred 101 00:08:52,879 --> 00:09:01,159 thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope. Yeah. 102 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,240 And I don't know if you know this, there is a Green Yellow 103 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,600 Kiss connection here. Oh, I know, we actually did the Green Jello 104 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:15,279 did the Kiss Reunion tour launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know 105 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,120 that. Yes, the first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back 106 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:22,360 together, the first time Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the 107 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:26,440 makeup on were actually in my office. Really. Yes, it was a 108 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:31,879 very bizarre experience. And the best part of it is Doc McGhee used to 109 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:35,320 make them show up at eight in the morning and put on the costumes and 110 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,799 then wear them all day to five o'clock. So, you know, for 111 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,480 the first like month, it was like, oh, dude, man, 112 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:50,519 geez he oh, hecky, what did I say? That said a bad 113 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,000 word? I did? I said, Gene Simmons. I got it. 114 00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:56,679 No, Gus Kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all 115 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:01,159 you want. I love, so for a while I was great that they're 116 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,080 hanging out, you know, and then all of a sudden it became like, 117 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:11,000 oh no, here he comes. Yeah yeah, yes, Jeane, 118 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,879 yeah yeah yeah. The chocolate muffins. All right, it doesn't right, 119 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:22,360 And again I don't mean to ramble on them, because I will. Yes, 120 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:26,480 we got an hour, oh one day, we're doing that. We're 121 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:31,000 doing the Kissery Union photo shoot. Right, it's a big, gigantic deal. 122 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,720 We rented a lion for some sort of unknown reason. Uh, Peter, 123 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:37,320 Chris really didn't like that idea, Like, Peter, you gotta go 124 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:45,159 stand next to the lion. I left the building. I don't. You 125 00:10:45,159 --> 00:10:46,159 don't want to be eaten. No, no, I don't know. But 126 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,000 they brought this big lion in. But either way, either way, Ace 127 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,440 Freely is missing. He's missing, he's not showing up. They're all freaking 128 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:58,679 out. Jean Simmons and Paul Stanley are like the mom and dad, right, 129 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,320 and they're like losing their oh my god, where is he? Where's 130 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,399 he was he? And finally he strolls in like five pm and they're like, 131 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:09,080 a, swhere you've been. He's like, ah, I don't remember, 132 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:13,960 and they're like, where's your car? They had just bottom a brand 133 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:20,120 new, like Mustaine convertible, and he takes a cab over. They're like, 134 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,399 where where's the car? Hece, I lent it to some striper. 135 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:35,679 And these are two men that you know are sober in these elaborate costumes, 136 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,919 disciplining some drug guy that looks like a bum that strolled and I gave the 137 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:50,039 cat it was stripper, and so so whatever happens, blah blah blah. 138 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:54,519 Yeah, and it's now time for his photo shoot, and and Jean can't 139 00:11:54,559 --> 00:12:00,000 fight his bill. He'll go find Ace, go find Oh, oh god, 140 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:05,600 again, this is sorry, said oh heck, oh hell, it's 141 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,799 our fault for not sorry that. Heck heck, we should have put the 142 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:18,360 shot collar on you. So either way, I'm in this whole whole building 143 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,399 for Ace Freely. I'm like, oh god, why how did my life 144 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:26,679 become that they're gonna wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere six thousand square 145 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:31,720 feet. I can't find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and 146 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:37,799 oh my god, you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the 147 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:45,240 Easter Bunny. Wait till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace 148 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:52,120 Freely taking a poop. And his costume is hung over the little the door 149 00:12:52,559 --> 00:13:00,120 and all you can see is his silver boots and I'm the guy. I 150 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:07,080 gotta hurry up his poop. Right, your photo shoot is now right, 151 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,200 So all the complaints that Paul and Jean have about him are true, is 152 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,879 what you're saying, You know? It was it wonderful to see a Jean 153 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,919 and Paul are definitely the mom and dad, and the other two are definitely 154 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:28,320 the children. Yeah, and it was great to be the wrangler of the 155 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:31,919 children. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, Hi, Hey, do you 156 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:35,360 want to Bill? Do you want to introduce the rest of No, I'm 157 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:39,240 just gonna talk all night, all day, all right to the left of 158 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:46,480 me, which you cannot see all the way from Hollywood, California. The 159 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:52,159 man who literally quit his job at Netflix. He was on the motor cycle 160 00:13:52,399 --> 00:14:01,399 club series called The Mayans Really, and he was also a DJ at a 161 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,759 strip joint after named after a Motley Crue song. Oh okay, he quit 162 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:13,480 all that, Ladies and gentlemen giving up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome Jello. 163 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:18,559 The club was actually in the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls Girl, 164 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,759 Oh no kidding. Yeah. The seventh Veil oh wow. And I 165 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:26,480 actually played the hell at the seventh Veil Wow. I played the seventh where 166 00:14:26,519 --> 00:14:33,039 I played the strip club that he was working at as Green Jello. Oh 167 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,799 okay, and he was the DJ. Yes, And that's where we first 168 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,960 met. Where we met, And then about a year after that, I 169 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,480 opened up for Green Jello. Oh okay. And then about a year after 170 00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:45,639 that I haven't left his side. No, yes, Oh so you've been 171 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:48,360 in the man a long time? Oh yeah, good four years now? 172 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:52,320 Yeah? Okay, yeah, since New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen. Okay, 173 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,399 okay, and only because one of our members was at his strip club 174 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,559 and it told him to join our band, and with no knowledge to me, 175 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:03,879 all of a sudden, he just shows up. But I'm like, 176 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:07,480 Hi, who are yours? I'm playing guitar, like hello are you? 177 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:15,720 That was literally the greeting guy. I got hello, who are you? 178 00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:22,799 Like DJ? When that girl was yeah, and then right next to him. 179 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:28,639 This is this is the most bizarre story of all for like eighty shows. 180 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:33,600 I'm like, who is this dude? He just kept showing up and 181 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:37,159 I don't know who he is because his name's Casper. So he decided to 182 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:45,440 wear a ghost costume, which what took me until last night to realize that's 183 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:50,799 why he was wearing the ghost costume. The name was Casper, but and 184 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:56,559 that was on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like. And 185 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,960 this this random ghost would show up randomly whatever. So I'm like, oh, 186 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:07,000 this is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen, give it 187 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:18,519 up for Casper. And Casper builds drug stores in Canada. Yes, yes, 188 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:22,679 yes, he took off the day from building drug stores and he drove 189 00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:26,600 all away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well welcome, thank you 190 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:27,840 very much. Well it's not that far from Canada, right, I mean, 191 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:33,960 we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that we don't know 192 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:41,240 about plaster? Well I don't even know what plaster is. Gypsy gypsum, 193 00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:51,519 No, nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper to build 194 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,080 your drug store at all. And right next to him, this is this 195 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,720 is one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on Facebook, 196 00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:04,599 which I do all the time, and this guy says, hey, I 197 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,839 live in Arkansas. Yeah, can I join your band? And I'm like, 198 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:15,279 yeah, sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door 199 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:22,200 in Los Angeles with his dog. And I'm like, you're who and he's 200 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:26,640 like, I'm the guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was like 201 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:33,400 three years ago. And since then, him and that little wiener dog been 202 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,359 following me everywhere. We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go, 203 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,480 he's there. I'm at the walmart there he is what is wiener dog? 204 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,160 I'm at the hotel there he is in my bed with is wiener dog. 205 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:52,279 And then you know, you know, we got drunk. Some things happened, 206 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:56,240 and you know, and now I identify as a dog and I love 207 00:17:56,359 --> 00:18:02,519 baby girl. We're getting married. Was having my puppies? Well that's uh 208 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:06,319 that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies. So before we 209 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:10,880 go any further, you're a dog in love? A question though, yes, 210 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,599 question. I'm getting the impression, as you're telling the story I talk 211 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,519 a lot. Well that, well, that's good, because that's that's what 212 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,279 we do here. But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do 213 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,519 to join the band is show up and oh yeah hocking, yeah, yes, 214 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,559 yeah, yes. They're all these people. I don't I don't even 215 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,720 know the real names. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Wow. We were 216 00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:36,599 checking in the hotel room the other day and they called him by some name 217 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,559 and I'm like, who the who the who is who is taylormanics right, 218 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:48,039 it's just some sort of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover detectives rolling 219 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:55,160 it. I have no idea. And so anyways, he shows up with 220 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,799 with his dog and he's been playing over one hundred shows with us. His 221 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:07,880 name is seen Load Welcome. We actually met him on tour with the Insane 222 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,519 Clown Posse. Whoop whoop, yes, yes, woof, woof woof, 223 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,160 shout us all the members in the room, and ninety five point three for 224 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,200 having us. Thank you, thank you, thanks lok and baby Girl. 225 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,000 Well, the station is named after Bill, so we were kind of obligated. 226 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:27,079 There we go. Another dollar. Yeah jous. All right, so 227 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:34,000 this this is one of my favorite all time members and one of my favorite 228 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:40,799 stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's the year two thousand and five 229 00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:48,279 and American Idol is at its height, Okay, and it really has nothing 230 00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:52,119 to do with the story. But I had just sold my my rave club, 231 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,920 which we will not get into at all. Okay. Ah, so 232 00:19:57,319 --> 00:20:02,519 that's why That's why I'm whole watching American Idol. That's why you know. 233 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:06,759 So I'm just sitting home because I got time on my hand, and there's 234 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:17,839 this three second like blip an American Idol of some weird man wearing this gigantic, 235 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,000 elaborate duct tape costume. And I just cut it out of the blink 236 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:30,160 of mylet. What the And I searched the internet and I hunted this dude 237 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:37,880 down and I recruited him into my band. In two thousand and eight. 238 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,000 He went on there, he sang some song. They said, blah blah 239 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:45,720 blah, and Simon Cowell said, get that away from me, weirdo following 240 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:57,599 me around and he created his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW 241 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:03,200 E L in New Hampshire and yes, yep from originally from Salem, pracked 242 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,720 Salem. We started out in Salem. We still kind of got out down 243 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:11,240 there quite a bit. It's not loud enough, no your mouth like last 244 00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:18,799 nime an, get it weighed out there. Thanks, Yeah, go for 245 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,880 it for you. What I was trying to say now, I was was 246 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:29,359 like saying this grand thing and how we met at the America and we're local 247 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400 to the New Hampshire, Massachusetts area. Okay, okay, cool, you'll 248 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,240 have to bring them in. Oh by an incredible band, probably the only 249 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,079 one who speaks. But it's good and not as much as Bill, not 250 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:47,759 as much as Bill not. But I've known him since two thousand and five 251 00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:52,200 when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand and eight he joined 252 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,160 our band and he's got he's I don't know what, do you know? 253 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,759 Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends, excellent and he also went 254 00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:03,240 on were with us uh with the Insane Clown Posse, which was incredible. 255 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,519 It was a good run. In fact, was it here or is it 256 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:14,000 Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos Yes, where Violent J came 257 00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:17,400 to the club personally. We were on our way to the show and I 258 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,519 got a phone call from the from the promoter and he's like, hey, 259 00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:23,079 Violent J's here to meet you guys, And I tell Bill and he's like 260 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:29,279 Violent Who And we're like, oh he insane clown bossy And they met there 261 00:22:29,319 --> 00:22:33,119 personally and he's like, so you got just guys all over the country that 262 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:37,400 know your music and it's like, yeah, he knows it, they know 263 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:40,559 it. And it was blown away and the next thing, you know, 264 00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:45,640 we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours with with ICP. How many 265 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,240 how many dates did you do with them? I don't remember how many dates 266 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:52,799 were on the weekends. I want to say I did personally like ten or 267 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:56,640 eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on the East Coast. Yeah, 268 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:03,920 which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge insane clown posse fan. Yeah, 269 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,160 I have no idea. Okay, I'm in my old little bunk. 270 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,960 He's aware of them, but he's not gonna at the time, not going 271 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,440 to recognize land Jay or Shaggy too Dope by name. So we roll up 272 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:19,440 he's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like any day, there's some 273 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:26,799 chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you know, no clown paint, 274 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:33,240 no clo anxious to say hello, and he's rambling on about his clown 275 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:40,000 band, you know, and it's like Thursday to me. It's another bearded 276 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:45,640 guy tell me about his clown band. It happens with alarming, it does. 277 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:52,279 And he invites me to his clown party out in the forest, and 278 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:56,000 I'm like, yes, Sure's like the Gathering of the Juggles, I need 279 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:57,359 you to come out call my brother. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, 280 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,839 sure, your clown party. So you know, he's excited about it. 281 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,759 So I'm just not excited at all. And I just post a little 282 00:24:07,799 --> 00:24:15,319 picture of me and violent Jim or a violent you. So anyways, I 283 00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:19,359 I post this little picture and then I call the number like the next day, 284 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:25,400 and the guy is so angry at me. Really, oh, he's 285 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:32,359 pissed, and well, how dare you announce that you're playing at the gathering 286 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:38,720 of the Juggalos before us? And he just spreading me and I'm just like, 287 00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:45,680 just could I just explain this? I said, this isn't the first 288 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:56,039 time that a fat bearded dude has approached me in a parking lot and asked 289 00:24:56,079 --> 00:25:03,000 me to play at their clown festival in the woods. You gotta just they 290 00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:07,480 had pretty regular It was that, you know, the speakerphone, and it 291 00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:11,720 went from this very like you know, you're in a lot of trouble to 292 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,000 everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this this is just Saturday to me, 293 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:21,680 guys, and so they uh give me the the website and I pull 294 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,480 it up and I'm like, oh, I was like Damn, you're legit. 295 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:29,160 And they're like, yeah, we're waiting legited. So again this is 296 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:33,400 you know, uh angry Jim would say, our violent Jay. Uh. 297 00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:40,920 He's telling the other clown posse guy, you know, I want this band 298 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,359 on the bill. And and now again they're pissed at me, but they've 299 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:52,039 they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me like the show it starts Wednesday, 300 00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:56,680 Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Right. They put me on on Wednesday 301 00:25:56,759 --> 00:26:03,079 the first night at three thirty in the morning. Oh yeah, oh wow, 302 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:08,519 and a tent on top of some gigantic hell of a hill, you 303 00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:14,079 know, up against one of their big guys like what was that or something 304 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,440 was playing the main stage at the same time, and they put all the 305 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,160 juggalos are going to want to see. Yeah, so they gave me the 306 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,039 worst, worst lot, worst slot possible. Wow. And right before we 307 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:30,920 play some juggalo that's tripping. What did I say? I got it? 308 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,319 What did I say? I got it? Another f bar again? Yeah, 309 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,960 I caught it even here at that time. I didn't hear it either. 310 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,920 I didn't hear it the twenty other times. Well, either way, 311 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:48,119 I saw some crazy. There's some crazy juglo you know, tripping on eighty 312 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:56,400 pounds of mushrooms, randomly comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and 313 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:03,079 smashes the whole like p like the mixing council. The sound Guy's like a 314 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:15,200 long, super long story. Short. Place was packed, and we broke 315 00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:21,319 out into complete anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and 316 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,160 we dressed up everyone inside. The bill got the juggalos to bring a picnic 317 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:33,880 table from the picnic surf across the table, all the picnic tables, and 318 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,519 they took off like the big wooden ones. And we when we piled up, 319 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:44,200 and we made like this mountain of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on 320 00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:48,240 the top like screaming while all these punk rock puppets are washing circle. And 321 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:57,960 there was a moment of complete unclarity where I'm like, let's set it on 322 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,039 fire. Oh my god, no, no, no, I remembered the 323 00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:11,079 white snake incident, a great close and off whatever. I'm like enough, 324 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:15,839 but it would have been a perfect time to set a bonfire with me on 325 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,759 the top and it all burning inside some sort of tent, and god forsaken 326 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:30,200 nowhere Ohio, and right next to the guy from Guello, Ladies and gentlemen 327 00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:38,920 from Oklahoma, Kansas, the world champion pig wrestler herself. Please give it 328 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:47,359 up for Slim Jelly. Hey, y'all, Slim Jelly welcome, Thank you, 329 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,519 thank you, guys not to be here. Jenny and I are big 330 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:55,640 wrestling fans, but I don't think we've seen the pig wrestling them. She 331 00:28:55,839 --> 00:29:04,039 wrestles a good pig. She is also the blue ribbon state champion pig squealer. 332 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,599 And if we all coat, that's just for the show. If we 333 00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:15,240 coat, we can get her to talk like a pig. Come out, 334 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:25,000 talk like a pig, talk like a talk, talk like a pig, 335 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:33,400 talk like a pig, Ladies and gentlemen, Slim Jelly, little piggy, 336 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:48,400 little tiny baby pig, wow, getting not in here? All right, 337 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:56,160 all right? And I know, I know we're in New Hampshire, and 338 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:02,119 I know that you cannot get any sort of marijuana here. So if you're 339 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:10,920 looking for some goods, we brought our own math dealer himself. Ladies and 340 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:15,319 gentlemen. This guy's got enough three point one four one six one seven pie 341 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:23,880 to get you all. Give it up. Rems equations. Yeah, but 342 00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:27,960 now you've got ah and you've got a what do you call that with the 343 00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:32,160 spinny things on top of the hat. This is basically where I get all 344 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,079 my power, from all my mathematician power. This is a a beanie. 345 00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:41,759 It's a tripropeller beanie. Really, I noticed this morning it was actually very 346 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:45,640 windy outside, and I had to brace myself to the van to make sure 347 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,079 I didn't I didn't fly away. Yes, yeah, all right, but 348 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,839 I'm here. I made it. And when it starts spinning like that, 349 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,920 he just starts spinning out equations. Really, yes, if you blow him 350 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:03,519 hard enough, you'll start spitting it out of the hat, A square plus 351 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,359 square squirt? Did I say something? I don't even know if I said 352 00:31:07,359 --> 00:31:12,079 something right there? As someone who's terrible at math, I'm very impressed. 353 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:18,920 Thank you, Thank you that you have three propellas versus the usual one enhances 354 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,759 its abilities exactly. I was hoping that we wouldn't actually say that on air, 355 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,960 but now everyone knows my secret. It's fine, though, this secret 356 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:33,000 of three. Yes, now, is this literally everybody who's on stage? 357 00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:36,400 I know you have thousands, but is this literally everyone who was on stage? 358 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,759 Last night. I don't know where they are. I don't know what 359 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,799 they look like. I don't know. They just show up. They show 360 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,319 up and it's best. When the sound guy asked me how many people are 361 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:53,640 in your bed, I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, we have 362 00:31:53,720 --> 00:32:04,279 sent so many sound people to therapy. This crying. I have this wonderful 363 00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:08,599 picture of the sound guy crying in New Orleans. He's like ball, He's 364 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:14,240 in a ball roll up in the corner behind his mixer. Yeah. Like 365 00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,240 we're like middle of sound check and they're going off to smoke a cigarette. 366 00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:21,880 They're just they all dressed out up. Yeah, they're like how many guitar 367 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:27,359 about? I think we got seven tonight? Then like ten actually like ten? 368 00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:30,559 Come yeah, extra drummers? Oh yeah, well we show up with 369 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,960 three drummers, got four drum sets. This will be fun. That's so 370 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,400 true. What's the most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah? 371 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:45,640 Yeah, yeah, wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass and 372 00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:50,519 six singers. I think was the most. Yeah, that was for Sweden 373 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,720 Rock Festival. Oh okay, okay, do you do you ever have to 374 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,079 like obviously a venue like the Shafskiing, there's only so much room, so 375 00:32:58,119 --> 00:33:02,240 then you have to the bad. I love when they're like the stage is 376 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:09,440 tiny and the room its small, because complete pandemonium just breaks out. Rattle, 377 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:15,400 toilet paper, beach balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band on 378 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:21,319 the floor. Yeah. And what I do before the show, Like people 379 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,079 start showing up around eight o'clock, right, and I know that they're not 380 00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:30,880 home, So I go to their homes and I break into their garage and 381 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:37,079 I steal all of their holiday lawn inflatables. Oh and right now we got 382 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:40,759 like eighty of them when we just plug them in. We played this show 383 00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:50,240 in Buffalo and Oliver Lawn and flatables kept blowing the power like huge festival, 384 00:33:50,519 --> 00:33:59,119 thousands of people. And it's and it's all depending on the ability to power 385 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:09,559 twenties seven lawn inflatables. Right, they didn't have this year, but it 386 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:15,239 was just so perfect, again, ruining the lives of sound men across the 387 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,719 world. Yes, that's what I do, Yes, and I'm proud of 388 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,119 it. Well, it's important. It is. It is because when a 389 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:30,199 club is asked, what was your greatest nightmare and they say green yellow, 390 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:35,400 Yes, I know. My job is done. As the sound guys with 391 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,760 the horror stories of the night before. Oh yes, yes, yes, 392 00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:42,800 or like some other show they're like, oh my god, it's crazy and 393 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,440 it's like, yeah, you had it easy tonight. There was only five 394 00:34:45,519 --> 00:34:51,280 guitar players as opposed to seventeen and we put the fire out. Yeah. 395 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Yeah. They were like, oh man, I got off lights. Don't 396 00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:01,039 have to renew my Xana subscription. That must be the longest introduction to your 397 00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:07,960 band on the radio. And w m N eight more guys on the phone. 398 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,920 That's all right, but yes, yes, scene low A quick, 399 00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:19,719 a quick, small original story for Jelly and the equations like when did they 400 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,679 come in? When did they come in? Slim Well, I was in 401 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:30,599 Oklahoma at the Pig wrestling event, and just the way that she was, 402 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:36,000 you know, wrestling that pig, I I knew you knew. He knew 403 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,599 I was a musician by how good I was at Wrang, I knew she 404 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:45,320 was a great magician. Yeah, I will say, just really quickly. 405 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:49,920 I also front a band called thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh, 406 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,800 and you can find us wherever you find yourself because it is in your head. 407 00:35:54,440 --> 00:36:01,159 Yes. So so what what I do is I basically I lie to 408 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:07,719 these strangers that I find in the walmart, and I promise them fame and 409 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,760 fortune and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I will say I never did 410 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,280 get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking about, keeps talking 411 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:22,239 about peanut, and then I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. There's that 412 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,760 meat? Is that can don't eat meat? I got air for breakfast. 413 00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:29,960 Oh yeah, well it's not good. And I'm on the air right now. 414 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,519 Goodness, oh, my mind is blown. We're on the air. 415 00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:43,559 Where you are eating air? Where are you playing tonight? You're you're God, 416 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:47,039 No, I don't know are playing there. I believe you're. I 417 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:51,679 believe you're in Vermont this evening. Vermont. I like that. I like 418 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,360 that night. I like that name Vermont. Hopefully the sound off my listening 419 00:36:55,599 --> 00:37:04,039 for sound guy and Vermont were coming for you to nights. They do have 420 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:07,599 a sound guy in Vermont, yet I understand it was the sound guy and 421 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:16,960 they did not. And the worst thing about the sound guy, he's always 422 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:22,480 trying to pay me with the sound check. Uh huh yeah. Then I 423 00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:25,559 tell him I don't I don't have a bank. I need I need cash 424 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:31,639 on a sound check, right right? They got to debate me about it. 425 00:37:31,679 --> 00:37:37,920 But I don't think the who who writes checks in twenty twenty four pretty 426 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,480 rarely, I don't mean, is it is it what it like? Is 427 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:45,079 it like the like Apple pay? But just through sound Well you gotta understand 428 00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:47,360 too, Vermont, it's you know, if you're in Vermont, right, 429 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,000 it's a little bit beat because a lot of time, yes, yes, 430 00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:54,719 yes, you know, but when you're when you're when you're using the sound 431 00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:00,119 check, yes, do you use your phone to do it? You have 432 00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:04,159 to sign it? Does Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a 433 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:08,079 good question, that's a good question. The we've just been playing in all 434 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:13,320 the wrong places. They won't cast your sound check, No, no, 435 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:21,920 they will not. And the other day we broke an e chord, uh 436 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,480 huh, And I go to the guitar center and I say I need an 437 00:38:25,519 --> 00:38:30,480 e chord yes, and they don't. They're looking at me like like like 438 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:34,480 I don't know what I'm talking about. I would have just played one for 439 00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:37,840 you and you'd be all set. Played, yeah, just play the chord. 440 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,079 What do you mean? Oh? You know? Like you like you 441 00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:44,320 get the sound check. Why would you play a chord you get electrocuted? 442 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:51,079 Yes, it's very dangerous. That's the danger of now, I get it. 443 00:38:52,400 --> 00:39:01,239 The danger. Yes, the danger. That's what the children been right 444 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:06,960 the day. We gotta we gotta add danger to the show, add some 445 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:15,519 danger. You're safe. Pool noodles everywhere, Yes, I also go to 446 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:20,159 all the towns and I loot all the pool noodles. Yes. So when 447 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,519 you go later on today or later on this month, when the heat gets 448 00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:28,679 a little a little warmer, a little humid, Yeah, and you're thinking 449 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,559 yourself, I'm going to go for a pool party. You're gonna go the 450 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:37,880 ninety nine cent store to buy some pool noodles. Nope, I bought all 451 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:50,360 the pool noodles in town. You know what, there's a funny story about 452 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,000 that. When you when you buy one hundred pool noodles, when you get 453 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:59,559 three boxes of pool noodles, and you go up to that employee at the 454 00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:08,480 ninety nights at store that don't give two hex yoh, give a fudget all 455 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:15,000 you pay for like four? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not kidding. They 456 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,039 did you, you can get it. They didn't care. I can actually 457 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:21,119 see how that would happen yes, they don't. They're not because they're not 458 00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:25,159 gonna scan everyone. They're like, I'm getting minimum waves. I'm not scanning 459 00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,920 a hundred noodles. They were annoyed when they had to break their cigarette break 460 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,239 to come inside. Watch the guy walk around with his dirt bag, buddies, 461 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,760 What is up with that every time you go to the dollar store that 462 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,800 they're smoking outside. Right, we're not talking cigarettes either. You would expect 463 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:50,320 that we that we either math, math, a lot of math at the 464 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:57,719 night math. You would expect happy, healthy employees at the Yeah, they're 465 00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,199 out there, give you a dollar, said store, do the mask, 466 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:12,679 do the math. That's the new slogan for ninety nine cent store. He's 467 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,000 supposed to do the math. You I provide the ma. How you provide 468 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,480 the mask? Everyone else does the mask math? Right, Right, he's 469 00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:30,679 got some clean math. Do you do the accounting for that? Accounts for 470 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:49,480 yourself? Yeah? And then what happens after Vermont your scranton this tour? 471 00:41:51,199 --> 00:42:00,599 What idiot routed this tour? Why would you go from yeah, never, 472 00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:05,519 Yeah, we're gonna get to see some cool trees on the at least we're 473 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:08,599 not going to New York to Washington Washington State. Oh yeah, March March 474 00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:13,599 of twenty twenty four, we were born to Florida. And then the next 475 00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:16,719 weekend was Arizona, Arizona New Mix, which we started in California. And 476 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:22,280 the next weekend was New York, New York State, and then the weekend 477 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:27,119 after that was Washington State. Oh wow, we are all four corner of 478 00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:32,280 the states of America. My jell was the whole way. And did se 479 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:38,599 listen to this, Yes, listen to this New York City right, New 480 00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:51,559 York State, Washington. Washington is underneath New York. Washington is under New 481 00:42:51,639 --> 00:43:01,840 York. Yes, it is not my fault two states Washington put on the 482 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:07,159 other side of the country. Well, I mean, technically, you're right, 483 00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:10,000 it's not your fault that is. That's no, it is not. 484 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:16,599 It's not his fault that they did. Susan B. Anthony, Susan B. 485 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:22,039 Anthony, this is your fault because DC's not a state. So I'm 486 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:27,719 not giving you that one. No, it's not a state. I didn't 487 00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,239 know the states had a territory. Washington, d C is inside the state 488 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:38,840 of Maryland. Illuminati, So is that your excuse for starting us in Florida? 489 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:45,800 Because there's a Hollywood, Florida. You forgot what from It's not you 490 00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:53,079 bring this up again, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, California. Not my 491 00:43:53,440 --> 00:44:00,480 fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, Michigan, springs Field, North Dakota, 492 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,159 Springfield, California. Are we gonna do a Springfield Field, Ohio? 493 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,880 Springfield, Massachusetts? No spring seat only case closed. There's a lot of 494 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,239 Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England after this is the Springfield j 495 00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:24,719 We're onto something here. See Illuminati is all I got to say. It 496 00:44:25,519 --> 00:44:31,559 was the Aliens. It's all the andw noakis walls. Do you have a 497 00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:37,639 song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of the new nocky Okay, 498 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,760 but we did just release a new song just in March. Yeah, 499 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,079 Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him. We put out 500 00:44:44,119 --> 00:44:45,920 a new music video and a new song. It's called Murder Train. Am 501 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,360 I allowed to say that word on the Yeah? Yeah, he is all 502 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,760 about all. He was in the recording studio all yeah, pictures, we 503 00:44:54,920 --> 00:45:00,280 have video we have We turned it on, Yeah, and it's an excellent 504 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,840 song. Our drummer Equations wrote the song. Me and Equations did the music 505 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,760 video. Go check it out. It's on YouTube, it's on Spotify, 506 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,639 it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere. We did, Bill, we did, 507 00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:14,440 indeed, and you you were right there with us. Yep. We 508 00:45:14,519 --> 00:45:16,480 were holding your hand, we were patting you on the bat. Yeah, 509 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:27,840 we gave you an extra serving of yogurt that day. Well, I did 510 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,760 watch the video. I enjoyed it very much. And so that's the newest 511 00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:35,719 single. That's the newest single. Well, it just so happens someone may 512 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,840 have taken the initiative to create a radio edit of it. Then we could 513 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:45,000 play someone so much forgot this song that they're telling me about. Yes, 514 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,760 we might, really, we might hear that at the end of the show. 515 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:55,519 Yes, yes, that person could. I think he actually made a 516 00:45:55,559 --> 00:46:01,079 couple of radio really I did. Yeah, we won't. We edited out 517 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:07,000 the entire song. Aout to say that word, the word. Yes, 518 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:12,159 you can say murder, yes, yes, man speaker, not that word. 519 00:46:14,519 --> 00:46:17,440 You have to watch it about the adult because it is yes, yes, 520 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,239 Saturday mornings, yeah, gosh morning, certain words like that. Super 521 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:28,880 Saturday people. People listen to us while they watch their out there Saturdayturday, 522 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:40,239 Saturday, Saturday, Saturdayay, Saturday, Saturday Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Saday's 523 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:49,360 all right, I'm in the band five hours, just got a thousand and 524 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:55,119 seventy. We just have to follow them to her mind and literally, you 525 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,599 have to make the checks payable to Gene Simmons. You have to be sound 526 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:10,800 checks. Yes, wow, I got that sound check like like a like 527 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:20,400 a like a bank check. Right. Wow, I'm just making sure I 528 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,280 have that check. Is I do? Oh no, they have no idea. 529 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,920 They can't even write with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a 530 00:47:29,039 --> 00:47:34,440 dial phone is. No, I'm serious, you have no idea what a 531 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,679 phone is. But I'm her age. That's why. Yeah, really, 532 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,760 yes, I didn't know that. The age of not knowing a dial phone. 533 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,760 No, no, I know one, no one. But I'm the 534 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:52,039 I'm the same age. I'm close enough from Oklahoma that Yeah, they're a 535 00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:54,280 little bit. Really, you know, they don't teach us things. They 536 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:59,159 don't do that. I want to point out. I'm sorry, I don't 537 00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:01,280 mean to interrupt, but I am. I want to point out that SLIM 538 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:07,760 can change and transmission. Oh, it's an alternator. Oh wow, without 539 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,639 a toolbox. I had a toolbox on the side of the road in the 540 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:16,880 middle of Texas. Really really and under including ordering the parts. It was 541 00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:21,320 under ten hours. I don't really believe you. I'm the mechanical one. 542 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,960 Yeah, it's true. It's one hundred percent true. I've done a lot 543 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:28,519 of Yeah, the store near there, it was actually and I don't know 544 00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:31,519 if I'm allowed to I'm not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite auto bar 545 00:48:31,639 --> 00:48:36,360 store. They are the thing about O'Reilly. The other one, the orange 546 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,599 one that I'm not gonna name. The people are not very nice to you 547 00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:42,599 if you're a woman, but at O'Reilly they love you if you're a woman. 548 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,000 Really, that's true. Yeah, you go in there and they like 549 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,360 act like you don't know what you're talking about, and I'm like, sir, 550 00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:50,760 I know more about cars than you. You work at this store. 551 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:57,000 I do the thing. Wow, O'reiley the orange not the orange one? 552 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,679 What the orange red one? You don't go to the car br store? 553 00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:10,599 Car? I got home, ne bow do I win? Cars are all 554 00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:19,679 broken? This is not the location. Put it back, Tols. We 555 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,280 are we are running out of time. Do you want to make sure in 556 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:30,159 hours you got through? Was the introduction. This has been fun. I 557 00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:31,239 wish we had more time, but I do want to make sure to we 558 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,880 get in the radio edit of Murder Train, which yes, I will send 559 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,159 you, and you got to promise to come back the next time you're in 560 00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:43,000 Yeah, yeah, yes, yes wait wait before yes we we We just 561 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,400 got a new documentary out, Oh you do, yes, Vice dot Com 562 00:49:49,199 --> 00:49:54,519 I came and did a documentary on us being the world's worst band. So 563 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,239 you can just go to a Google or YouTube and if you these two keywords 564 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:07,280 green Jello and Vice v Ic, it will show up. And it's very 565 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:14,639 short. It's about ten minutes. There you go fourteen minutes and you will 566 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:21,360 never get that time back. You will learn nothing correct, But it's a 567 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:27,000 very interesting story and it's definitely not what you think it is. They they 568 00:50:27,079 --> 00:50:30,079 found a unique way of presenting it cool. So if you got the time, 569 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:36,320 please look on Green Jello, Vice and Google or okay, can I 570 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,800 do a quick drop real quick? Absolutely? Okay tonight. If you want 571 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,840 to travel, be totally worth it. But we're going to be in Burlington, 572 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,400 Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello. This is scene lok hip hop 573 00:50:46,639 --> 00:50:51,440 slash punk rock dash of that in there. Tomorrow. I actually will be 574 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,800 in Manchester myself I'll be at the Jewel Music okay, right down the street. 575 00:50:54,840 --> 00:51:00,800 I'll do it solo show because I book solo shows in between Jello shows. 576 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,199 Okay, before I started torn with Green Jello, I've done my hip 577 00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,679 hop thing and somehow I became an arm growing out of the back of Green 578 00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:12,320 Jello. Tonight in Burlington, Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello, and 579 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,480 I'll be in town tomorrow if anyone's interested. Oh, very cool, very 580 00:51:15,519 --> 00:51:21,760 cool. Yeah, baby girl, have a statement before we go. I 581 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,599 would just like to point out too, to all the listeners that Bill Mann 582 00:51:23,639 --> 00:51:28,079 speaker is not wearing pants. No, no, I got no pants on 583 00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:35,440 it. You know it is summer. Don't make me do the buffalo bills 584 00:51:36,039 --> 00:51:45,800 we did. Just wake up. Put the lotion in the basket, all 585 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,920 right, we gotta Jenny, you want to plug your website before? Absolutely? 586 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,519 Yeah, no, I totally do it. Check out gen Coffee dot 587 00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:58,400 com, j E N N C O F f ey dot com. There's 588 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,039 an upcoming prest com friends next week. More information coming later today. Very 589 00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:10,039 good, very good, Green Jello or Green Jelly you want it's thank you, 590 00:52:10,119 --> 00:52:15,960 thank you. This has been one of the most the Mandel Okay, 591 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:25,960 it was never alland it was never a Howie Mandel saying elsewhere it wasn't even 592 00:52:27,039 --> 00:52:31,360 real. All right, we gotta go jell green Jelly. Thank you all 593 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:36,280 so much. This has been a lot of fun. Absolutely. By the 594 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,000 way, has this been played on the radio Murder Train? I think this 595 00:52:38,159 --> 00:52:46,760 is the first time it's ever been radio. Yeah, we love the World. 596 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:52,239 Radio premieres here on the show so here, all right here it is 597 00:52:52,400 --> 00:53:17,639 murder Train, Green Jelly or green Jello. Where forty bottom forty go cop 598 00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:24,480 off in your face, don't get off, morro trag fall asleep, do 599 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:35,360 cocaine? Take your steady mar frame, Merrio train, Morro train, Merrio 600 00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:45,960 train, Merrio swap some track, Dona say, don't bles down? Pray, 601 00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:57,119 don't you drunk? Your stage? Her bad Pray? Can I do? 602 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,559 Keep a band on your face? Mar pray? Got a car? 603 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:22,400 Not a way thought? No bar tray burno track try or next? 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