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Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look

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he's it. Hey, Hey,
hey, welcome to the Dark Tank Podcast.

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Wow. Hey, how's it going. Did anything happen? I don't

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know. I don't think so.
I don't think a single thing occurred.

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Uh so that's the end of the
show, my guys, that's it.

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That's easy work, easy work.
So sorry, cash this in easy day

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in the office. Uh no,
So, I don't know the Oscars happened.

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I didn't watch him. Do you
ever watch I don't know. I

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don't think I've ever I don't think
I've ever watched the Oscars. I definitely

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too, I don't think. I
was probably twenty fourteen when A Birdman won

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Best Picture and I think Creed came
out that year, if I'm not mistaken,

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and uh, the Best Supporting Actor
did not go to Sylvester Stallone and

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that pissed me off because that was
like literally his last shot to get anything,

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and uh, greed One, does
he have an Oscar ready? No,

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Creed didn't win. I'm just saying
Creek came out that year, and

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then there was a Oscar, though
he got rock maybe literally maybe for writing

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for Rocky literally. Yeah, I
think for writing. I don't think for

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acting, though. If I I
literally I don't know, I'm talking out

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of my ass. I literally don't
know. I don't know the fact that

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you're not even trying to assume anything. It's like, I don't know.

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It's one of those things where it's
like, why am I even gonna say

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I think? When I really don't
know. He sounds good, it sounds

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like that's a thing. But so
he has three. He has Best Original

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Screenplay in nineteen seventy seven, Best
Actor in nineteen seventy seven, and Supporting

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Actor in twenty sixteen. Yeah,
got Okay, that's that's fake. I

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didn't even know. I mean I
got it because he got it in what

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you call it? He got it. He got Best Supporting in Greed Too.

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I'm pretty sure because Creed two,
who was really good at Greed Too,

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like actually like great, what was
he like barely in that? And

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Creature he had cancer. He was
very part of it. He was very

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much on it. I thought that
was the first one. I know,

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the first one, The first one
he was the first one, he was

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just fine. The second one he
got cancer. Is it? I'm not

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mistaken. He won Best Spporting Actor
in twenty sixteen. Oh so he did

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win it? Then I guess that, I mean, he was nominated.

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Let me see what the hell is
going on here? Man? Did I

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just dream everything? You just got
it all wrong? Life of fucking lie?

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Dude, whole I think I know
is wrong? My fucking name and

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anything. It's like Derek, he
got everything that year. Derek he did

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great that he killed it. I
was bad for no reason. I guess

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he doesn't have anything. Wait,
okay, what is this Listye? Those

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nominations. Yeah, but like it
says, okay, so here's what I

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googled. Right, here's what it
is. Says, does Sylvester Stillone have

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an Oscar? And then underneath it
says Sylvester Stillone? Academy Awards twenty sixteen

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Oscars They're different. No, that's
what the Academy Awards are. Are you

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sure? Yeah? Yes, Academy
Awards. That's why they say I like

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to thank the Academy. It's literally, that's true. Literally, the Academy

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Awards actually have no idea what it's
called the Oscars. I don't even know

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why. I learned it at like
a museum, like I went to like

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some Film Museum, and it was
like, oh, and I guess it

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just wasn't interesting enough to stick with
me. I thought it was like something

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had to do with Oscar dela Hoya
or something. Now I think some guy

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named Oscar made it or something,
and it's literally that. Ye, sure,

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I'm sure not interesting at all.
And it's I don't even think it's

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like a particularly important Oscar. It's
not even like like of the Oscars that

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exist. It's the grouch Kukashka and
then this guy. So it really wasn't

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much going on. Why is it? So? I just want to find

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it? Because it does when you
pull it up on Google, it does

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say that, yeah, twenty sixteen
you won for Best Supporting Actor. Is

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it crazy? How useless Google is? Just Google, It's incredible to work.

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Just like if you noticed search engines
on almost any platform now is not

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really about finding results. It's almost
like, say, if you look at

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YouTube, for example, six four
to six videos down, it already gives

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you suggestions for other shit that you
have no interest in finding. So really

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it just here's a couple of things
you might find. Oh, maybe maybe

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you found what you're looking for in
the first few search results. But then

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it tries to trip you up immediately, and if you scroll endlessly, it'll

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then finally go to, oh,
I'll curate something that of specifically that you're

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looking for for a long list.
It's useless. It's actually know it might

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as well it might as well be
you have a genuine, serious question and

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then you Google it and then there's
no response at all. Might as well

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be might as well be that you
can't ask Google. You can't ask Google

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things that are not objective. You
can't ask like if it has to be

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like a shight up, like a
scientific answer, you'd be like, why

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how much does how much the three
pounds of feathers weigh? And they'll give

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you four pounds somehow, And they're
like, well, that was no point.

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I mean googling this, it lied
to me. It'll give you nothing

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because it doesn't respect you enough to
give you a response. It'll give you

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a whole fucking song and Danced Forbid. Cre came out in twenty sixteen,

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I guess. And then yeah,
I thought he didn't win. I swear

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he didn't win. I thought like
he got snubbed. Yeah, I know,

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I thought I thought some some like
there was some gay shit that came

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out that year that won jackpot,
Like it was like, uh, Dallas

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Buyer's Club or something like that,
or man like it's always some gay shit,

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dude, you gotta if you do
some gay shit. There's I did,

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like that one thing that they did
on topic Thunder or it's like if

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you play like someone retarded, you're
you're sure to get the nod for well

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like half retarded, I guess with
somebody autistic. But if you if you

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go full retail, you full retire
a joke, you become a joke.

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You go full retarl, you go
explains it and like a serious tone too.

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It's so funny, like he's just
like well retarded. R DJ is

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so fucking talented, bro. Like
have you guys seen open Im? I

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actually haven't. He kills it in
that movie. Man, he's so good

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in that movie. It's crazy,
like that bomb in his chest or something

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like it's hegan and he opened his
chest and the light came out, and

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I was like, this is he's
even better now as Iron Man insane.

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That wasplained himself open right in from
everybody. Man. That's what I want

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to do with movies. I want
to just ruin them. I want to

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make like a good movie for like
seventy five. You three quarters of the

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way in, and then it just
it's fucked. It turns into like Oppenheimer

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is a masterpiece, and then all
of a sudden it becomes Iron Man with

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the bombs being shoved into his chest
and then he's fighting some giant mechanical fucking

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Godzilla or some shit, and then
people are like, what the fuck is

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this? They walk out of the
movie theater so disrespectful of film. I

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was watching it where it gets so
bad so late in that you can't really

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walk out. Yeah, it's like
you've been here, You've already been here

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for an hour and thirty minutes.
To walk out now would be an objective

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waste of your money even no matter
how bad it is. So like,

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you're going to sit there and you're
going to stay there and you're going to

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just accept It's like, oh,
yeah, I'm like, I'm watching Oppenheimer.

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And then in the last twenty minutes, the Burger King shows up and

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starts killing everybody in the room,
the Burger Key, and then it's yeah,

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it's gotta be it's it's gotta be
worse than just like bad tropes that

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I feel like it has to be
just like really like out of pocket,

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like so funny. Oh, like, oh, it's the michelin man and

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he just exists in this universe now
and and he's impacting world history. It's

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funny because I was thinking about this
because I just watched uh uh for the

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first time, I watched Band of
Brothers, that mini series on HBO,

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and all I was thinking about of, how you know, well done this

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is, and how like you know, they're telling the stories of these these

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veterans and ship and all I was
thinking of was, man, I just

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want in like the last episode that
Hitler like turns into one of those giant

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monsters in Power Rangers or something like
Rita repulses real and like makes them grow

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and they have to fight like a
giant Hitler at the very end. Like

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I just wanted to completely disrespect this
entire you know, like this mini series

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because it's it's beautifully done. And
I was like, nah, you got

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you gotta you gotta fucking ruin this
shit, bro, you gotta run.

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Just finding a giant Hitler late game
is crazy to me. Like he's walling

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on YouTube like and like giant.
Hitler is strong like this guy is.

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He's like a gun. Dam this
is insane, Like I just it would

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be It would just make me so
fucking happy to uh that's what that's the

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director. I would be. But
I guess you can only do that one

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time because now everybody expects you to
do that, so it's not it's not

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gonna be as good, like everyone's
gonna be like, oh yeah, well

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obviously I'm watching this movie completely with
no suspension of disbelief because I am anticipating

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when it's gonna turn into something insane
versus you know, the first time you

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watch one of my films and then
it like, you know, you thought

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this is fucking amazing, and then
all of a sudden, everyone just for

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no reason explodes in the movie ends. He just it's like everybody like imagine

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like Titanic, right, like it
just it just like, uh, ship

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cracks, but then like a fucking
alien picks up the boat and they take

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it to another dimension and save them. You know, like it's just so

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like what like, oh God,
we're saved. But now they're like on

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another planet. Now they have to
figure out they're on fucking a rackets or

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whatever. Now they have to figure
out figure out how to fucking survive,

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Like, damn, nigga, it
was cold, but I was hot,

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and ship, what are we gonna
do? You're gonna do it? Fucking

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Jaxus submerged in sand. He submerged
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He's like, damn. The idea
of the temperature changing, bro the idea

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of the temperature blatantly changing in the
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It's like, it's real hot and
then like three scenes in some boat

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someone throws a cup of water into
the air and then it gets real cold,

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and it's like, what s to
this movie? Like thing made so

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much sense a few minutes ago.
I have to believe in another dimension that's

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exactly what is happening that That's essentially
what movies are. There. There is

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no like masterpieces in beautiful cinema.
It's about how much could you disrespect?

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Like art is the is disrespect.
That's essentially what art is in that universe.

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So it's all about doing like what
we would consider the most disrespectful thing

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ever, but to them, that's
what real art is. So we go

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there, we somehow make it to
that parallel universe and everything is just stupid

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as fuck, Like you can't enjoy
anything. Everything is stupid. You're like

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you want to play a video game, watch a movie or anything. It's

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just like, oh, this is
fucking terrible. And then you try to

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do things your way, like you
do mass effect. You try to show

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them the fact too, and they're
like, this is fucking stupid. The

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hell is this? Like it isn't
like why he's don't accept it at all?

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Yeah, what's up with all these
gay alien love things? It's up

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all this gay stuff? Yeah,
like why is it's I don't why is

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there a narrative? Yeah? Like
there, like what is this? Why?

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Why does big breasts? They don't
even understand what's going on? What's

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up with Lia? Was she blue? Because it's an alien? Ill aliens

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in this that's gay tear down every
aspect. It's weird that you have things

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evolve on other planets. I don't
like that. I don't like that concept

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at all. I think if I
if it were me, I think I

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would have all the planets grow wieners
and start having gay sex with each other.

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Honestly, And he's the He's the
Scorsese of that universe. Yeah,

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it's like what you say, they
have like an Alfred Hitchcock equivalent, and

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it's just like it's the it's the
same movie as it's what The Birds is,

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but it's just it's just just dicks
flying around and then there's no plot

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at all. It's just footage of
dicks flying around and the sky and black

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and white, and then and then
Hitchcock shows up for like three frames and

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then it goes back to it goes
back to flying through the air, slapping

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people in the face, and it's
called clapping. Get ready for get ready

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for this, It's called dicks.
And everybody in the theaters clapping their heart.

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People are crying, they're streaming the
most the most impressive thing they've ever

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seen. Their Bible is just cinema
actually gets revived. I can't even fucking

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fathom what their Bible would be,
what a Bible would be in a universe

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where like, what would the Sistine
Chapel be in a world where it's just

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a bunch of fucking doodles. It's
like it was like the cardboard, you

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know, the card you know,
you know what a lot of people's notebooks

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look like in high school when like
you know specifically like the cardboard back.

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Yeah, like everybody would like draw
a bunch of ship on that would be

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like you'd look up in this fucking
cathedral. It wouldn't even be a cathedral

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because there would be no respect for
her for a cathedral a box and their

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Bible even Bible is is the when
you when you draw like on a book,

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the flip you what's it called when
you do the Yeah, it's just

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like it's just a stick figure jacking
off like that's that's the Bible. He

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just busting big. He's busting big
like it's a big bus. It's like

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a comment coming out of his cock
like a big and they're like, yo,

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this is a great thing I ever
seen in my life. He's like,

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I haven't done that, artist,
think about that ship. When's the

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last time you've done that? It's
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no, like say done, because
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or whatever, and say, as
an adult, you probably wouldn't desecrate your

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books, right, you probably wouldn't
draw on them. So thinking of when's

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the last time I'd done that?
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where you just drew some dumb shit
in it, or you know, you

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tell people to flip the page sixty
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or something like that or whatever.
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man, those are the good days. Yeah. I really looked back at

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like my youth and realized how just
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how genuinely stupid they are. Like, because little kids, they're not as

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dumb as we make them out to
be, but they aren't smart. They

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aren't smart people, so you really
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I think I was smarter than my

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grandmother thought I was, but not
much Like I can understand the constant of

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things you would say to me,
but I would I had no wisdom or

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insight to be able to motion through
half the stuff because they our parents are

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often write about a lot of the
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you're younger, and they were like, damn, yeah, they were right

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about some shit. Man. I
don't know some of some of it.

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Some of it, they were right
about some of it. They were just

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hard asses off for no reasons.
They were raised like that. I feel

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like some of it they were just
right, and you were like, damn

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dude, they were actually right about
that. I just feel kind of stupid

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now looking back and arguing about this. It is. I do remember,

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like everybody, Yeah, there's a
kid. It reminds me of a Luis

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c. K one of his jokes
about his daughter trying to say that fig

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newtons are called pig newtons and she
was so like adamant, she was so

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arrogant about no, it's pig newtons. And even though it like it reminds

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me of that, I like that
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like that, cause I can probably
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were like no, actually, I
actually remember. It just came to my

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head. I remember, and this
was just like a Mandela because they made

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a joke, a Ghostbusters joke in
in and uh was that the space jam

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where Bill Murray comes out and he's
gonna play and then uh, I forgot

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who says it? Elmer Fudd or
Elmer somebody says it, and like,

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who is that dan Ackroid? And
for some reason that stuck in my head

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as a kid, thinking that like
that was actually dan Akroid and not Bill

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Murray and so I remember talking to
my teacher being like, oh, yeah,

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like that dan Akroid's in that movie
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Bill Murray and me being so confident, and she's like looking at me like,

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you're a stupid fucking dumb ass kid, like, shut the fuck up.

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So she fast forwards all the way
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that just shut up, you little
dumb fucking kid, because I'm you gotta

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do it. Though, the fact
that I had the arrogance to slack like

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I knew I was talking about like
as if I grew up with Ghostbusters or

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some ship when I'm a little bitch
ass kid, and she literally grew up

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with it as a kid, And
I'm like, oh, she didn't have

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to ether, you know, she
didn't have to Like it was like my

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place that it made me. It
humbled me into a way to be like,

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oh yeah, I am seven years
old. I don't know what I'm

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talking about, you know. Oh
yeah, there's a lot going on in

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the world that I have no clue
about. I'm seven, dude, I'm

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still afraid of the dark. I
just realized that nighttime is still terrifying to

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me. Jesus. I was fucking
with a as a in probably five six

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years old. I was fucking a
flat what are you called night night lights?

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I was fucking night lights? You
know what, dude? You know

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what bothered me? There was a
fucking movie called Little Nemo or something,

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and there was like the the who
was it the the The main villain was

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like the the not the pajama No, I fuck, I can't remember,

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but it was just some fucking It's
probably the silliest shit now if I watch

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it. I haven't seen it.
It's I was young, but like it

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was like some demon dude, and
it like actually scared me. And I

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think it was like he was like
all shrouded in darkness and ship and like

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I remember that scaring me wanting to
have my fucking light on. And it's

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probably the wackest ship. Look it
up. Yeah, it's probably it's probably

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very dumb. Res You're the Indian
and the Cupboard, that movie where they

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kick a just kick a hanster down
the stairs. That they kick a hanster

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down the stairs in that movie,
I mean, really baffled. But it's

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just this entire scene dedicated to this
hamster getting kicked down the stairs. I'm

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not even joking, but yeah,
a lot of those things that used to

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scare. I don't know, I
think about the flying monkeys a lot from

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uh, Wizard of Oz. They
freaked me the fuck out. It's like

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really upsetting. The idea of monkeys
in the year makes me unsettled, but

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like I don't it's scared. I
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like I can't, this can't be
They they my parents took me to this,

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uh. I I remember if it
was Broadway or what, but I

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think it was. It was like
some Broadway version of the Wizard of Oz.

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I think I've told the story before, but like they had like flying

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I don't know, are the flying
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the Wizard of Oz when I was

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a kid. Apparently, like I
watched the ship out of it, and

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I like I could memorize it,
like from I knew the script like beginning

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to end apparently. Ah, And
so they took me to see Wicked and

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they had the flying monkeys but like
they were like wired to go like through

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the audience basically like it above you. And I was like six or something,

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and I was like, this is
terrifying because they are no longer confined

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to a screen or not even confined
to a stage. They are now reaching

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out at me and flying over me. None of this is okay. I

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freaked out and we left. There's
no there's no way. There's no way

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I could do that and not grab
a kid. Like I would have to

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grab one of the children while I'm
flying by the I would like I would,

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I would have to. I wouldn't
take him for but I've got to

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pick him up a little bit.
And they can be like let him go

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dropping his parents arm. You wouldn't
you gonna get a chance. It'sthing like

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that again, you know, like
you gotta terrorize the child, the chance

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to yeah, traumatize the kid for
life. Absolutely, you gotta do it.

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I know it sounds really fucked up, but like, come on,

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dude, actually I allow it.
I allow it. You know it is

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fucked up, but it's just the
right amount of fucked up to where I'm

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like, you know, a little
bit of therapy, get over You'll get

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over it pretty quick. You definitely
have like a sleepless night or two,

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but he'll be fine. He'll be
fine. Yeah, nothing really happened to

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him. So that's actually pretty good. Speaking on the speaking of the oscars,

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there is one thing that I noticed
that, Uh, have you heard

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of a thing called humiliation rituals?
No? Yeah, so I've heard about

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this. So I've heard about this
before for years, I never believed it,

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but uh, Kat Williams brought it
back into the into the mainstream from

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being on Shannon Sharp's podcast in Joe
Rogan's podcast where enable for you to be

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rich and successful in Hollywood, you
have to go through a humiliation ritual and

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you typically it's for comedians. I
it's it's coincidentally that they have to wear

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a dress at some point. It's
typically that that's what they say at some

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point, usually in sketch comedy or
in comedy films or whatever, you're gonna

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have to cross dress or do something
like that, and that is your humiliation

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ritual. Then you can finally step
it up to the next level. I've

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always thought that was stupid for one
reason. They're you know, Normy's mainstream.

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You know people that find like the
dumbest shit funny. They love that

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stuff. They love Big Mama's House, they love and you know, like

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anything that has like, oh you
put on a dress and ah, it's

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so funny, Like people have found
that funny for forever. You know,

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it's kind of easy. You know, it's like say, it's it's like

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a cheap pop and wrestling where you
say you're in New York and you go,

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what's up New York and then everybody
cheers and shit, and they're not

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cheering for you. You say,
they said, they said where I'm from.

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Kind of a thing and us so
like it's just the cheap thing to

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do, throwing a dress. It's
hilarious, you don't know effort, people

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are gonna enjoy it. And so
but they're saying it's the Illuminati doing a

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thing. So apparently John Cena did
his humiliation, which this makes no sense

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for a thousand reasons, but yeah, so he he was. He went

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on the oscars, He went on
stage naked, this butt ass naked,

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looking fucking amazing because you know,
all he does is pump his ass full

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as steroids and work out. That's
all he does, and so he looks

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great. And I was thinking,
how if you're John Cena, how the

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you want people to see you like
this? This is this is your excuse?

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Right, he did a he did
a movie a long time ago called

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train Wrecked or whatever with the Amy
Schumer but ass naked scene looking jack as

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ever. I mean, that's of
course, why wouldn't you want that if

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that's what you're working towards. So, but that's what all the crazy people

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are saying online now that they did
it to him. There's people making compilations

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of like, oh, so here's
this person and this actor and then I

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didn't see the ship every time I
log on Twitter, and yeah, yeah,

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because uh huh. In fact,
I saw John Cena throw up all

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over Amy Schumer in that movie.
It was insane. She touched him,

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he was like, and he repeated
himself all over. Then the movie kept

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they kept shooting. The didn't even
clean her up. They just kept shooting

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the movie. They right into the
rest of the film. Dude, that

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sounds like my kind of movie.
Yeah. So the idea is that,

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like, the idea is that there's
like a grand conspiracy that like to chumiliate

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actors. I guess for reasons,
I don't get it. For reasons,

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that's the whole thing. They never
finished the thought though, they never finish

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it, and I'm like, okay, why though I always all always like

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why and then to embarrass them obviously, like for what reason? What is

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that going to? Also? Is
it embarrassing? It's not. It's not

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like the idea is just like oh, it's just it's only comedians for some

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reason. It's like, well,
it's because comedians are the ones who would

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do that, because they want to
make people laugh. That's why they're it's

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funny to see. It's funny.
It's funny to see that. It's funny

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to see fucking it's funny to see
you know, Robin Williams dresses an old

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woman in a movie, right,
it's funny like someone built like John Cena

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and address is fucking hilarious. Like
they won't they aside, Yeah, they

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don't. They they don't put that
thought together. They don't notice that.

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It's like pretty much exclusively, it's
like almost exclusively comedic actors doing it,

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Like they don't put that together where
it's like you don't see George Clooney or

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like say, you know, just
think of like like yeah, like hugely

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more serious actors do it. But
there are exceptions, obviously, there's obviously

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exceptions for oh, I'm gonna play
like a trans woman in this role,

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or I'm gonna Willem Dafoe and and
Boondock Saints where he fucking dresses up as

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you know, and then yeah yeah, and yeah, he's he's like he's

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gay, but he's also not gay
in that movie where he smashes that like

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twink Asian and then he like asks
to cuddle and he like calls him like

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a fag or something that so much
after fucking dude, he calls him a

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fag. That was my favorite.
That interview, That interview where he's talking

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about like he's he's gay, but
he's he's he loves art, He's interesting.

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I love him. I love because
he seems like the nicest villain ever,

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Like he games off such a friendly
villain and energy, like the kind

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of guy that like he'll he'll patch
you up, but he'll also put a

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bomb in you. It is like
why he's like there's that video too,

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there's that video two of him doing
that fit check in New York City where

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there's kids go up to him and
oh check right. It's like he's like,

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I don't know where I got the
eat. Oh my god. You

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Meanwhile, most of it's door he
has. Mostly it's just like, I

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don't know, maybe a few dollars. He's just a lot of the more

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for me that I forgot about.
I completely forgot about that. I've gotta

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go watch the ship after. The
funniest ones were obviously because they're older.

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It's him and John Collins Spas to
have the two funniest ones because John cons

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Mesito's wearing like a seventy five thousand
dollars suits, like walking down New York

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City and they were like this one
was like, uh, He's like,

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I don't know, man, this
is from somewhere in Europe. Uh paid

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a lot for you this This this
hat is worth probably morty a mortgage.

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I'm like, damn, dude,
why why are you walking around with that

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much money on your clothes? That's
to me, it's confident. That's not

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I don't know how confident that is
really though, it's because of the fact

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that they don't dress like normal people
anymore. They don't. They don't do

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that like when they're going somewhere to
go out to eat, like, oh,

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dress fancy, like all right,
crack out this. I guess what

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I'm saying is, though, like
I look at like it's a it's a

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the suit's fine, Like I'm looking
at it, but it doesn't look it

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doesn't look seventy to know, but
what is that? Yeah, you have

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to know what it's like, and
you would you would have to know.

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And if you know, then you're
not gonna take it from them, you

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know what I mean, what are
you gonna do? You know, mugging

403
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:41.119
for a suit if you if you
already know how expensive that suit is?

404
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.359
Starry somebody who has a suit that
expensive anyway, So that I don't agree

405
00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:51.799
wearing clothes that cost that much in
the first place. My brain starts to

406
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:53.559
make hiccups. So it's like,
why do you have clothes that cost that

407
00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:59.480
much money? Well, because obviously
so mostly it's for two things, right,

408
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:03.480
It's it's just like I'm sure we've
we've all experienced this, Like once

409
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:08.720
you get to a certain level of
recognition or whatever, you start getting free

410
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:15.839
shit and things that like, yeah, like things that you normally wouldn't buy

411
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.640
or so like those suits like that, shit like that given for free.

412
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.759
And also they usually have enough money
to where that stuff is like buying a

413
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.960
two undred dollars suit to a normal
person, you know, like a normal

414
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:30.559
person's like oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, exactly. It is about the

415
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:34.359
dopamine hit of spending money on something
that you perceive to be equivalent to that

416
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:41.480
value in some way. And I
think that value changes depending on what you're

417
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:47.400
know, if you make, like
if you make if you have like fifty

418
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:53.279
million dollars, you know, buying
buying a suit, an expensive suit that's

419
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:57.359
like seven hundred bucks probably probably doesn't
feel the same as buying a suit that

420
00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:03.440
costs, like, you know,
seventy five k, for sure, I

421
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:06.759
mean right, but it would be
equivalent on that scale because of just like,

422
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:08.759
well, this is what this is
percentage wise about, you know,

423
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.839
not exactly obviously, the math is
not exactly the same. But man,

424
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:15.599
every time I feel like that makes
sense, every time I hear seventy five

425
00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:22.440
sorry, every time I hear fifty
million, it makes me think because we

426
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:26.599
were doing like an exercise of putting
a billion dollars into perspective, just kind

427
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.599
of like, you know, because
I feel like the average person just doesn't

428
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.799
appreciate how much money that is.
Oh no, I don't think the average

429
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:34.720
person. I don't think anybody.
I don't think there's a single person who

430
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:41.400
understands how much money that is?
Like, well, what I mean is

431
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:45.519
just how like when you hear like
say you hear somebody like, oh,

432
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:48.960
a Bezos or a musk or something
has over one hundred billion, like well

433
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:52.359
over hundreds of when you think about
that, and I was just like,

434
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:56.559
oh, fifty million dollars is five
percent of one billion? You think,

435
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.039
know, like how low a percent
is? Five percent of anything? Is?

436
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.519
You know? Like that that is
so fucking mad. That is its

437
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:06.720
madness because fifty million dollars is already
generational wealth for a long time, and

438
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.480
that's five percent of a billion,
And it makes my head like spin where

439
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:15.880
I'm like, how could you pot? How could anybody possibly be allowed to

440
00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:22.599
own that much money? It's just
sitting there depreciating actually and not. It's

441
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.680
just wild. It is. It's
wild to think about because I'm like,

442
00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:29.400
damn, nigga, I give use
fifty million and that wouldn't affect a billion

443
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:30.519
or in any way, shape or
form. But obviously they won't keep their

444
00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:33.640
money, right, like you still
want to be ask my money, nigga,

445
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:36.000
But like I was like, damn, if you, if you,

446
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:40.680
if you just put five fifty billion
in my pocket right now. You literally

447
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:45.480
would not notice. And my,
my fucking my family has changed forever,

448
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:48.559
for all eternity, for just that
five percent. It's so nuts, dude.

449
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:52.200
It's it's it's insane thinking about once
you start thinking about money your brain,

450
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:57.359
Like for a person that it's not
very wealthy to think about money.

451
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:02.000
It literally, I was insane because
there's so much of it, yet there's

452
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:06.359
none of it. It's it's it's
so much yet none at the same time,

453
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:09.119
and there's a conundrum that makes no
sense, Like for someone to have

454
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:15.319
over like to be worth over like
a billion dollars is genuinely ludicrous. Yeah,

455
00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:20.240
it's it's wild. Like being a
millionaire, you could live your life

456
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:23.720
extremely comfortably and never use all your
money ever, like ever, and you

457
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:27.960
can live a comfortable life where you
do whatever you want. You go out,

458
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.279
you go to fund you go on
private jets. You don't go on

459
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:34.119
shopping sprees like every weekend. Long
as you don't spend like not buying cars

460
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:37.599
and shit, you can just buy
nice clothes all the time. It's it's

461
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.880
insane, you know. That's one
thing I didn't mention in my Dictatorship episode

462
00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.039
that we did on a snark tank. If you you know, if you're

463
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.200
a member of a snark tank for
five dollars snartank dot com. Why do

464
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:49.759
I keep doing that patreon dot com
slage snark tank, I keep putting it

465
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:52.519
backwards the patron dot com slage snark
tank five bucks. We have the extra

466
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:57.599
episodes, like and uh so one
of the episodes, or Chris already did

467
00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.559
his Dictatorship, I did mine.
Uh, Swing's gonna do his next and

468
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:07.519
uh The one thing that I would
have mentioned is that I think I would

469
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:14.319
cap probably salary. I'd probably cap
things out like ten million dollars. I

470
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:17.319
feel like, after you make ten
million, you gotta like your tax ninety

471
00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:22.640
percent of every dollar. And that
sounds absurd, but it was actually way

472
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:29.480
more strict back in the post uh
World War two. Yeah, equivalent is

473
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:32.960
being taxed at after three million dollars. It would be ninety percent of every

474
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.759
dollar after around three million. That
was the equivalent of what it was back

475
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:40.079
then, which had the most economic
growth, all the booming all the time,

476
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:44.640
the great shit that old people remember
when shit was good. Yeah,

477
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:51.359
when fucking the rich were actually taxed
tax correctly. It's funny how that works.

478
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:55.279
Yeah, right, it's funny how
it's funny how that tends to to

479
00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:59.319
shake up that way. Mm.
They loved it then, they loved those

480
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:00.759
that came out of it that just
didn't like the words, the words they

481
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:04.400
were hearing. Well, they hear
the words like now you're taking our money.

482
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.960
He's like, you know what I'm
saying, that being brainwashed by the

483
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:10.320
by the millionaires and billionaires, right
like even like I heard Joe Rogan hear

484
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:14.320
that explanation and he's like, that's
fucking crazy talk. And I'm like,

485
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.920
wall, how is that it literally
worked? How is that crazy talk?

486
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:21.400
You just want to keep all of
your money? So you do stupid ship

487
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:24.239
like Elon Musky, open up a
fucking oh, here's the Musk Foundation or

488
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:28.639
whatever, and then you just shuffle
money around and and then you get to

489
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:32.679
keep billions more of your money instead
of in your pocket because you're just moving

490
00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:37.159
it. You're moving it around in
a pool. It's so fucking stupid.

491
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:40.079
Meanwhile, if I'm laid on my
taxes, they fucking try to garnish my

492
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:44.079
ship and they do nothing to this
fuck. It's like, come on,

493
00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:46.679
bro, come on, how we
can fuck this hard? But uh,

494
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:51.239
but anyway, with the quickness,
they'll garnish your pay with the fucking hurry

495
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.719
upness. Bro. Fucking like a
like a JP, you little little snap

496
00:34:53.960 --> 00:35:01.559
fucking all of a sudden that comes
out and it just takes insane. Bro.

497
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:04.960
I get so mad. I get
so mad when I talk to people

498
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:07.119
about stuff like that. It's like, dude, what do you talk Did

499
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:09.800
you hear him on fucking him and
recently on this podcast and he was like,

500
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:14.440
I'd vote for I'd vote for Trump
over for Biden. It's like,

501
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:17.400
yeah, man, Biden's doing this
whole diversity thing, man, like,

502
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:21.920
and those people can't even run a
basket in Robbins. And I'm like,

503
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:24.559
Joe, what about the policies of
those people that, like, I understand,

504
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:28.480
the diversity higher shit is kind of
stupid, But like, if they're

505
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:34.159
doing that though, it's not it's
it's they're good, they're doing doing for

506
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:40.000
decades, I understand, But hiring
for diversity for no reasons, it's I

507
00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:42.920
understand. No, no, hold
on, hold on, hold on,

508
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.599
nore, I agree with you,
I agree with you, But even along

509
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:50.280
his train of thought, it's like, but what are they doing, Joe?

510
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.159
It doesn't matter who's diverse or not. What's happening, what's coming out

511
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:57.360
of their policies. If the cabinets
doing good ship, you shouldn't care.

512
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:00.280
You just be like, this is
a good cabin they're doing good things whatever.

513
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:02.400
Well if they're not doing good things
for rich people. But I mean

514
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:06.079
that the thing hold on. There's
a lot of there's a lot of people

515
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:07.679
that probably see this is this is
the thing, Like, I feel like

516
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.679
I just want to put this out
there because there will be people who think

517
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.360
there's a problem with the I because
they're getting bad information. And it's just

518
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:19.280
like, this is something that's been
going on for decades and it's just really

519
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:22.239
all it has to do is just
systemic racism. Some people don't have a

520
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.119
leg up in life because of things
that happened in the past, so they

521
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:29.920
want to give other people opportunities that
are just equally as qualified. That's literally

522
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:32.199
all it is. And then you
have fucking Charlie Kirk and other dumb ass

523
00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:36.320
racist pieces of shit trying to act
like, oh, now, if I

524
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.880
see a black pilot, I'm not
sure if I'm gonna be safe or not.

525
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:40.960
And I'm like, you stupid,
dumb asshole they're just as qualified.

526
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:45.519
They just picked the black person to
give the black person an opportunity. That's

527
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:47.719
literally it. That's literally it.
And then they're trying to act like it's

528
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:51.639
something else, like, oh,
they're hiring unqualified people. They're just gonna

529
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:54.159
pick a random homeless black guy off
the street and gonna drive a train into

530
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:57.239
the moon somehow or some shit.
And I'm like, what the fuck you

531
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:01.679
talking about? People are It's like, what do you like people are talking

532
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:06.920
about? Like, oh, well, people that get are the most the

533
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:10.000
most racially oppressed people right now.
Cars socially is black white people, And

534
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.239
it's like, what are you talking
about? I can't talk to Like,

535
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:16.639
I literally can't. Even if I
am someone said that, I would literally

536
00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:21.119
walk away. I would immediately just
walk the other direction, like I can't.

537
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:24.760
We're currently under attack. It's like
there's oh my god, I'm glad

538
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:29.039
you said that, have you,
guys. I'm sorry to bring this up.

539
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:30.760
Guys. I'm so sorry because I
know you probably haven't heard this,

540
00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:34.599
and I was probably you probably would
have been spared. But you're saying that

541
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:39.440
white people under attack made me remember
that apparently gamer Gate two is happening,

542
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.400
Like I'm I'm oh, you know, they're trying to make a game.

543
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:47.039
So so you you're aware, Okay. I thought maybe you were like,

544
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:49.800
oh, you missed some of it. And I was like, I don't

545
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.360
want to bring this up because now
they're they're trying, and I say it,

546
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.719
I know, I know they're trying. It's because it's do you want

547
00:37:55.719 --> 00:38:00.440
to explain? I no, you
go ahead. Okay. So it's just

548
00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:04.039
not it's not the same, man, it's not the same. So there's

549
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.559
this company called Sweet Baby, Inc. I guess, okay, So Sweet

550
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:13.920
Baby Inc. Is they're like a
diversity inclusion kind of narrative writing thing.

551
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:20.000
They recommend, they recommend consultation,
consultations, right, exactly, so right.

552
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:24.039
And then so they've been hired to, you know, with some games

553
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:28.760
and there's just some consultations. And
then so all that happened was there was

554
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:34.000
a steam community group that wanted to
monitor which games were using swet Sweet Baby

555
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:37.400
Inc. And because of that,
somebody, I think it was a developer,

556
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:43.440
I'm not sure. Somebody was trying
to get that page taken down or

557
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:47.039
something saying that this is gonna like
be a hub for harassment, which I

558
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:51.360
mean, you can theorize that that
would be true, but that hadn't happened

559
00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.800
yet. So it was a thing
that this was kind of like the smoking

560
00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.360
gun that oh, remember what happened
in gamer Gate when they they were all

561
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:05.960
colluding together writing all these articles shitting
on like cis white people and gamers,

562
00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:07.440
the gamers in general, saying,
oh, the age of the gamer is

563
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.440
over and all this shit after the
whole Zoe Quinn should happen. So they're

564
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:15.239
trying to act like it's the same
thing when there was the problem because there

565
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:20.119
was a huge diversion that I wish
I just didn't pay attention to. There

566
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.920
are people who actually cared about journalistic
integrity, ethics, and gaming because anyone

567
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:30.000
who fucking grew up with that bullshit
right playing video games. You read articles

568
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.679
online or you subscribe to magazines,
and it was just specifically about the gaming

569
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:37.840
content, and it wasn't really just
personal op eds and like shit baked into

570
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.039
like the articles. But that started
to happen, and shit was shifting,

571
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:44.719
and so it was just like,
uh, just getting weird, you know,

572
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.960
kind of calm down. But then
it turned into some other shit where

573
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:52.000
there's the Ethan ralves and people like
that that were actually terrorizing these fucking developers

574
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.800
and shitting on them and doing them
anything that they could. And now so

575
00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:01.880
those people that got targeted have PTSD
and that's all Gamergate is to them,

576
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:06.039
right and so, and it had
nothing to do with any ethics or they

577
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:10.159
didn't hear any arguments from anybody reasonable. Long story short, these fucking assholes

578
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:16.199
are back with their shenanigans that never
cared about ethics in journalism or gaming or

579
00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:22.960
anything like that. So it's just
they're trying to resurrect and they're using hashtags

580
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:25.000
and shit. And I was like, I can't, I can't do this,

581
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:30.039
man, this isn't I already I
was already this. I'm already disappointed

582
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:35.800
hearing Gamergate, like I said,
from a the lens of from the progressive

583
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:40.519
lens where they only have one kind
of side of what happened, and I

584
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:44.559
was like, this is just more
gasoline and I'm like, damn, dude,

585
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.840
like this is is it really?
Like what's really happening? Like what

586
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:53.960
like saying gaming? Have you felt
anything really happened? Like I just feel

587
00:40:53.960 --> 00:41:00.559
like the shitty games are shitty and
that's it. I don't Yeah, outside

588
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.440
of uh, outside of like layoffs
and stuff, right right right, I

589
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:07.920
don't really Yeah, there's really not
much going on. Yeah, like anything.

590
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:09.880
I meant like the yeah that they
would pertain to like a sweet Baby

591
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:14.960
echu, where it was so obviously
noticeable that some crazy shit was happening because

592
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.920
they're just probably like I don't know, trying to find I know, they're

593
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:22.159
grasping at straws. I know.
Yeah, it's it's not it doesn't really

594
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:27.679
have the same I don't know to
the Sweet Baby stuff is weird because it's

595
00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:34.000
just, uh, it's because they
edited their website too to get rid of

596
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:37.079
certain things, or it's just like
they changed what they they're about section is

597
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.679
Uh, they're just they just seem
to be like a really poorly managed company.

598
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.760
And the fact that I think whether
or not it was the people at

599
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.360
the company or not who went and
tried to get that curation thing taken down,

600
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.239
that's just really dumb because you don't
have to do that. Yeah,

601
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.760
it just kind of makes things.
It's a strisand effect type situation where I

602
00:41:55.760 --> 00:42:00.119
don't actually think there's anything to hot, Like, there's nothing wrong with people

603
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.920
gathering a curation list of games you've
worked on. I mean, you might

604
00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:06.960
feel like it's unfair or whatever,
but like, I mean, there's nothing,

605
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.119
it's not really breaking any rules.
Like it's in fact totally fine for

606
00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:12.400
them to do that. So for
for you to try and take that down,

607
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:15.480
you really shut yourself in the foot. But a consultation company just doesn't

608
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:20.760
have as much power as as they
think it does. Like it's just that,

609
00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:22.760
like they the idea is that,
oh, sweet Baby Inc. Is

610
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:27.519
the company that is enforcing all these
progressive politics into games, and it's like,

611
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:34.000
no, developers by and large are
just simply progressive because that's just kind

612
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:37.199
of how that's the nature of that
field, and it's kind of just it's

613
00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:40.119
just kind of how that shakes up. And as a result of that,

614
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:46.079
they go to these consultation firms,
like they seek them out. It's not

615
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:52.599
it's not the reverse, where like
they exist to facilitate a perceived need that

616
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:57.159
exists in the industry, not because
they are enforcing that need on them.

617
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.880
And so it's just it's it's just
a complete, I think burger that people

618
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.559
are really trying to They're trying so
hard because it ain't work. This is

619
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:08.400
exactly what they have been wanting from
the beginning, I was thinking about my

620
00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:14.119
career on YouTube, and just like
a year into me being straight up full

621
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:19.760
time, where I saw the writing
on the wall already of thanks slowing down,

622
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:22.840
knowing that say, eventually the kind
of content that I'm making is going

623
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:27.119
to die, and that's exactly what
I wanted. Oh, that's that's sick.

624
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:38.440
What is going on? What is
it? What is that? My

625
00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:42.320
WiFi went out? Like everything's went
blank in my house for a moment.

626
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.480
My bad. You didn't stop being
recording, did you? No, I

627
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:46.519
didn't stop my recording. I'm pretty
sure it did stop recording. But I

628
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:50.199
think everything hanging up for a moment. Look at look at yours. We're

629
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:52.199
still at forty four my apologies podcast. Whoa, but sorry, guys,

630
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.679
that was weird ast ship. I
wonder if that will show up in the

631
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:59.960
same way. I mean, I'll
try to. You guys have re arranged.

632
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:02.400
Now you guys are not rearrange.
Yeah, yeah, I'm the I'm

633
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:06.360
in the Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it is different that that is.

634
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.280
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
because I take it and individually. Yeah,

635
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:14.519
I got really scared because I thought
it was a serious earthquake, and

636
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:15.960
I started shaking a little bit,
and I was like, oh no,

637
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:21.280
it's the big one because I'm terrified. Oh no. I was like no,

638
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:23.519
because because as that happened, I
heard like shifting outside my door,

639
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:27.000
like Lily might have just went out. And I was like, oh no,

640
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:30.639
it's an earthquake. And I studied
panicing and I was just gonna sit

641
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:36.360
here and cry while it happened.
Yeah, is there any is there?

642
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:38.280
Oh? Jimmy Kimmel, I know
bombed apparently. Oh god, it was

643
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:44.079
so bad. He was like,
R d J used to use drugs,

644
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:47.159
right, you are a drug addict, right, you used to use drugs.

645
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:52.199
Like just like just like just move
on, dude, I get it.

646
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:53.760
I was I was a drug I
was a young drug addict. I

647
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.599
get it. Now I'm doing better
than you ever do. Yeah, he's

648
00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:04.119
making infinity billion dollars from fucking uh
like one Marvel film alone. Like that

649
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.840
guy's set. He finally got an
oscar too, he deserves. He's a

650
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:14.679
great actorate and he's like Jimmy was
like supporting actors for Oppenheimer. Oh right,

651
00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:16.280
right, that's right, you just
say that. And he was just

652
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:20.320
like and Jimmy Kimmel instead of being
like plotting him for that. He's just

653
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.119
like you used to use drugs,
you had a drug problem once you did.

654
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:28.159
To be fair, I would have
done that too. I'm be honest,

655
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:32.159
I'm talking You're I am, I
am if I if I have the

656
00:45:32.199 --> 00:45:37.280
opportunity to be in front of a
bunch of like the the most quote unquote

657
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.599
respectable people on the planet, you
know, because that's true, they are

658
00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:47.159
way more respecting the doctors and firefighters
and ship and then I would lampoon the

659
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:50.920
fun out of them, like and
it would probably be really bad. I'd

660
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:54.000
probably get barely any last, but
inside I would be laughing, Like eleven,

661
00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.599
I would be laughing. I think, uh, I don't know.

662
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:02.480
On some level, you have to
be like, well, dude, come

663
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:07.440
on, you make You've made so
much money. You're being rewarded this this

664
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:12.159
Lifetime Achievement award basically to get for
this OSCAR. You're a great actor.

665
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:19.239
Everybody respects you. God forbid you
take a joke, you know, one

666
00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:22.239
joke. Granted it's the same joke, which I think is really the main

667
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:25.320
problem. It's just like all right, fucking it's boring. It's like not

668
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.719
really clever or really interesting or it's
kind of boring. I get that,

669
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:31.760
and I agree with that. At
the same time, it's like these are

670
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:37.239
very over respected people. They're not
over respected people. But I think it's

671
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:43.239
you shouldn't You shouldn't outshine someone's achievement
on based on a stupid joke. If

672
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:46.000
you made a funny I think I
don't think it does funny, you know,

673
00:46:46.280 --> 00:46:50.360
but it only shines it if you
let it. In that case,

674
00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:54.480
right, I guess it is on
you. Yeah, And I think the

675
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.199
problem is the joke, Like if
it was better, like I would have

676
00:46:58.199 --> 00:47:00.599
if I was Jimmy Kimmel, I
would have been like, hey, like

677
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:01.679
you and I like we have a
lot in common. I would have like

678
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:05.599
named something and then I would have
casually, you know, said that we'd

679
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:07.800
both done blackface. You know,
I would have you know, I kind

680
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:10.239
of would have ran through the gamut
because he back in the day, they

681
00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:16.559
both did blown black face, like
they gotta Yeah, so he did a

682
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:21.239
Karl Malone. Jimmy Kimmel did Karl
Malone. Look it up, man,

683
00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:25.360
Look that is crazy. That video
is wild. What's crazy that Jimmy Kimmel

684
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:30.400
was not funny at all, So
that must have been agonizing to watch.

685
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:34.960
That's what makes it so much worse
because he's not funny, he's whatever.

686
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.280
I don't really have a the only
I only have and to be fair,

687
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:43.159
to be fair, uh, I
think it's also kind of fucked o me

688
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:47.440
to to find it cringe that because
he like when he would cry a lot,

689
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:50.920
he would cry a lot by doing
his monologue and be talking about like

690
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.440
gun violence and stuff, which you
know, when you think about it from

691
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:57.079
a human perspective, it's like,
oh yeah, like it makes sense to

692
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.760
maybe cry at that hearing kids getting
shot all the time and that can that

693
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:04.519
can be easily fixable and stuff.
So maybe actually it's sad. But for

694
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:08.639
some reason, I guess since he's
not numb to it like most of us,

695
00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:13.920
maybe that's why it comes off as
cringe. So, yes, kids,

696
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:16.400
that's why it's a different thing.
Yes, children Having children that like

697
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:21.039
change that fucking mentality because we don't
have to worry about that. I wish

698
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.320
that were true, because there's motherfuckers
that like, there are people that care

699
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:27.559
about their guns more than their kids, and they're like no, no,

700
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:31.280
no, no, I understand,
but you shoot. He's anti guns and

701
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:36.679
he has kids from his perspective,
like, if you have kids, I

702
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:38.440
think it's gonna be a different thing, like the school shootings, because imagine

703
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:42.000
how you, like a parent would
feel after standing as a rat parent.

704
00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:44.199
No, you're you're right, probably
like a real terror. You know.

705
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:47.760
I've thought about like private schools for
that very reason. But I was like,

706
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:51.320
if I grew up in if that
ship probably gonna have been Cali.

707
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.480
It's usually in, it's in,
it's in the same areas. It happens

708
00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:58.880
in in areas that you expected to
happen. So that's why I'm kind of

709
00:48:59.199 --> 00:49:00.760
that's all you gotta say. It's
a you gonna say, it happens in

710
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:07.159
certain places that often aren't inner cities
for some reason. And and just saw

711
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.360
I got to say the very you
know, their their laws, their gun

712
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:15.519
laws are kind of like that's it. Like you go in the store.

713
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:17.159
It's like I was going to see
how easy I'm in Vegas now, I

714
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:20.079
was going to see how easy it
is before I moved back. I was

715
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:22.199
like, let me se how easy
it is to buy a gun? Uh,

716
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.800
Like, cause I know they're in
California. It's not that hard.

717
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:29.519
It's just you fill out some paperwork. A little waiting period, background check,

718
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:30.920
Okay, get your gun. Uh
here. I was like, oh,

719
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:34.079
I wonder what's the cause. I
don't know. I really don't know.

720
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:35.960
And I was like, let me
walk in the store and I see

721
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:38.400
motherfuckers walking out with several guns the
last time I was around there, because

722
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:40.519
it's right by the Albertsons that I
go to every once in a while,

723
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:44.880
and I'll see motherfuckers walking out with
the long I'm like, are you going

724
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:49.400
to warser? Like you're just fucking
and then like, oh, let me

725
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:51.599
help you out with that, you
know, And there's like guy has like

726
00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:55.119
six guns on his fucking fucking belt, Like, dude, this is I

727
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:58.679
want to an. I want to
go buy a gun because it's a gun

728
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:00.480
store right by my house and I
want to go buy one, but Lil

729
00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:04.239
is that we can't have one in
the house. And I was like,

730
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:07.679
man, I would am I just
having a gun? I mean, but

731
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:09.639
I want like a fucking degle.
I want like a fucking like an old

732
00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:15.599
Western like iron, like a gun
that's bigger than my head. I want

733
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:19.400
to watching Brothers. I want a
luger, man, I really want a

734
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.000
luger. I was just like because
they just kept going on and on about

735
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.079
like getting one as a souvenir.
And this one dude fucking killed himself on

736
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:29.639
accident by he shot his artery in
his leg, his main artery when he

737
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:34.360
he he got it put in his
pants and he shot himself and he died,

738
00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:39.840
like he sucks. They got you
fucking embarrassing, right, that's embarrassing

739
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:44.199
as hell. That's a good party
shot, bro like that nigga like he

740
00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:46.239
got you from the grave. Dude. He was like, oh yeah,

741
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:51.719
oh yeah, how do you say
stupid? And German? Let me see,

742
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:59.000
I know, I know no German, dude. I know because of

743
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:05.719
listening to a little bit of Romstein. You know what German? What is

744
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:12.760
it? Dumb? Stupid? German
is dumb? D u m m oh,

745
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:17.480
that's funny, like stupid. So
that's where that is. You know,

746
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:22.119
we do we are English is like
fucking Latin and this bullshit angle German

747
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:28.679
ship. So the fact that it's
dumb is hilarious. That is so funny.

748
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:30.440
Should we move on to questions?
Yeah, because I don't think.

749
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:39.360
I don't think anything else happened,
really don't even years Gear's ex Warrior wrote

750
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:44.480
and he says, what's up quick
questions? Since you guys do two episodes

751
00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.320
a week, it's having a Dark
Tank episode a week possible. Chris should

752
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:51.000
still be in those episodes, but
he would have to be in in black

753
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:53.800
sambo blackface to maintain the image of
it being the Dark Tank. Sure,

754
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:58.400
I'm not gonna wear blackface twice,
Chris? Why not four times? Like?

755
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:00.239
Why not month? No, I'm
not gonna Why don't you do black

756
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.280
face one time? Because it's too
much work. If we get to if

757
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:06.920
we get to tell you what tell
you? What? Tell you what?

758
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:12.199
If we get to ten thousand patrons, we'll do it. Yeah, yeah,

759
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:15.119
get us to ten thousand patrons,
and then well we'll do an episode

760
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:17.880
in blackpad to regret those words,
Chris, You're gonna regret those words,

761
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:23.039
Ris, I mean I would be
I would be fucking jaw dropped. Ten

762
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:29.559
thousand is is fucking like an absurd
level of like to just like it would

763
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:31.679
It's I think we're like, I
feel like, what would happen is we'd

764
00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:37.320
get to like nine thousand and seven
hundred and eighty something and they just just

765
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:40.960
wouldn't get and then it's like sorry, sorry, yeah, I'm sorry,

766
00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:44.719
man, have this very solid number. Man, I know my worth.

767
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:46.760
I'm gonna know my worth. I
can't go you lord in. This guy's

768
00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:52.719
my bad. I can't low like
Chris. Please just do blackface once.

769
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:54.480
Come on, if you do black
think of it like this. The people

770
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:58.800
that you will draw to the podcast
doing black face will probably put it's over

771
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.639
ten k. That is true.
The people that like that ship do have

772
00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:06.440
I guess they have very deep pockets. The people that like that should have,

773
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:09.400
well they don't, but they think
they do. They just they just

774
00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:14.719
waste their trailer parks. You're giving
all their fucking life savings to fucking to

775
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:21.039
the richest people. I need to
fund your defense. Trump, we go.

776
00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:24.079
We gonna get you off, buddy. And oh damn, I just

777
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:34.400
got a victim. God damn,
they took my seat from me. I

778
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:40.679
love I love the the You know
those people are fun. I don't hope

779
00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:51.079
you guys. Just one thing here
from Brian Uh. Brian Sirette says,

780
00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:55.360
hey guys, longtime listener and just
recently subbed the Patreon Thank you, thank

781
00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:59.239
you, thank you. Mind been
working my way through the backlog of extra

782
00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:02.559
ms and it's been a blast.
Been reflecting on the passing been reflecting on

783
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:06.480
the passing of legend of here Tarama
and had a realization that the two biggest

784
00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:08.960
voices of my childhood are no longer
with us, Toriama and Chester Bennington,

785
00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:14.760
two completely desperate voices that by right
should have never been so closely connected.

786
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:20.159
And here I am watching vegeta tribute
Lincoln Park numb videos, reminiscing about similar

787
00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:22.519
times. Don't really have a question
and such, just thinking about the good

788
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.960
old days of middle school. Thank
you guys for your great work, and

789
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:30.639
remember to throw in throwing a horrible
am V in tribute to our fallen heroes

790
00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:36.280
like that. Anime was like really
intertwined with that entire I totally forgot about

791
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:38.119
all the well not totally, but
like I haven't thought about that in a

792
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:45.679
while. Like the Lincoln Park A
m VS fees were too frequent, bro,

793
00:54:46.039 --> 00:54:49.480
I would just want to watch a
regular anime fight and it'd be a

794
00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:52.480
mv's all over the place back in
the day, and it would annoy me

795
00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:57.960
to no end. It was like
anime characters fight, that's it. Yeah,

796
00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:00.440
it would be like gar versus Lee
and be like, uh, three

797
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:05.280
days, Grace, I'm like,
no, I'm not here for that.

798
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:16.559
Yeah, it used to trigger me
bro out what I've done the less myself.

799
00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:24.280
Yeah, I love that. That's
completely intertwined to Transformers now, by

800
00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:27.039
the way, Like whenever I heard
what I've done, I think, I

801
00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:30.320
think of the smash cut to the
credits. Dude, is so well done.

802
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:31.599
Though people shot on it, but
that shit was really well done.

803
00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:37.039
Man. I think people, I
think people. I think people are fucking

804
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:40.519
I don't understand. Okay, I'm
a Transformers fan, all right. I

805
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:46.639
grew up on that ship like hardcore, and the only criticism I had was

806
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:51.480
like, oh, show a little
less humans, that's it, because I

807
00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:53.960
was like, what else did you
want from that fucking movie? No,

808
00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:57.880
seriously, one in two, one
and two were good, man. The

809
00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:00.760
first two of them were good movie. I enjoyed that. After Yeah,

810
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:02.719
I didn't have the ones. I
didn't care about the other ones. I

811
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:07.400
like. I like the ones with
sand with Wiki, I like those in

812
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:09.960
Megan Fox. Like I remember when
she she's like buy the car or something,

813
00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:14.039
and I'm like, yeah, like
there's a I was like, yeah,

814
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:16.079
that that that's a good scene.
That's I like that. Chris doesn't

815
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:19.400
think many Fox is attractive for some
reason, which is insane to me.

816
00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:23.159
That is, I understand her not
like being your favorite or something. But

817
00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:27.599
if you don't find her attractive,
I think that is strange. I just

818
00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.079
think she's very generic, Like she's
a very generic looking person to me.

819
00:56:30.519 --> 00:56:36.400
That's what I think. I think
extremely. I just think that, like

820
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:39.280
to me, is is like there
are people you see and like that is

821
00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:44.199
an average looking person, and then
there's people that will average. An average

822
00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:46.199
is not average. Is not necessarily
generic to me though, when I think

823
00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:49.519
about it. When I think about
generic, I think about generic in the

824
00:56:49.559 --> 00:56:52.079
context of attractive people, you know
what I mean, Like as far as

825
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:54.559
like oh a magazine, Oh this
is a person that you would see in

826
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:58.400
like I'm on a magazine cover in
like grand the thoughto and it's like,

827
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:02.039
okay, you know it would be
like if you told an Ai think of

828
00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:07.719
an attractive like Megan attractive woman,
It's like, yeah, I think that's

829
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:12.760
the case because it's after her,
like that aesthetic became very popular, but

830
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:17.079
like very striking eyes and like fair
like sort of tan skin was after her.

831
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:22.119
Every girl after her started looking like
that because at the time she was

832
00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:25.000
the only girl really looked like that
for most people. Oh she's really attractive,

833
00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:27.960
And I was said, oh,
yeah, she's pretty attractive, but

834
00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.840
she's not like like when I think
of average, I think of Selena Gomez.

835
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:37.159
I think Selena Gomez is the most
average person with a Hispanics like color

836
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:43.320
scheme. Like this average person Hispanic. What's Zendaia. I think Zindia is

837
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:49.199
not like some fucking phenomenal boondshow bombshell
of like aesthetics. It's just oh she's

838
00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:52.679
cute and she's famous. Yeah.
So, but like when I see Megan,

839
00:57:53.000 --> 00:57:55.920
like, it's to me, it's
all about symmetry. It's all about

840
00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:00.000
like it's about because that's really what
like we value in a and the the

841
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:05.119
most attractive people is like, wow, the this the the symmetry of their

842
00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:07.079
face, oh, the jaw,
this, the you know, the proportion.

843
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:13.639
I don't know. I like,
I just I like I like distinct

844
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:15.480
looking people. To me, I
think, and for her, she just

845
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:20.480
I think for her, she just
looks like it's just like I honestly,

846
00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:25.079
there was a period in time only
through osmosis did I even figure out how

847
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.639
to tell her apart, but like
if you if you stood Megan Fox in

848
00:58:29.679 --> 00:58:35.239
like a lineup of models. I
there was a long period of time where

849
00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:37.599
like there was no fucking way I
was going to be able to tell you

850
00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:40.840
who she was. And that's kind
of to me. What's bland and boring

851
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:44.360
and not exciting about her. It's
just like she she could, she would

852
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:46.840
melt into the background of every scene
that she was in. To me,

853
00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:51.320
yeah, because even even even because
even just like the way that they would

854
00:58:51.320 --> 00:58:53.400
sexualize her in movies, just like
this is the this is exactly, this

855
00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:58.280
is generic the way they're doing this. It's like I've seen this a million

856
00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:00.719
times in like music videos and ship
like she's leaning over the car with soap,

857
00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:06.519
and it's like, all right,
fucking it works. Whatever it works.

858
00:59:06.559 --> 00:59:08.679
But I don't know, I understand
you. You need more like but

859
00:59:08.800 --> 00:59:12.159
like like I find like I find, I find I like I would.

860
00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:15.400
I'm I find zin Zindaiam more attractive
than Megan Fox. Yeah, because she's

861
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:17.920
more distinct. Yes, I understand
what you're saying, but it's just the

862
00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:22.519
objectively that's not true though, you
know, like in a subjectivity. But

863
00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:23.840
if we're doing, like say a
consensus of what I feel like that I

864
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:25.800
feel like, I feel like that's
I feel like that's I feel like that's

865
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:30.320
way too subjective. I feel like
you can't say objectively when I'm saying,

866
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:34.320
when we're doing a consensus of what
attractiveness is, then we're talking about objectivity.

867
00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:38.719
So because because a lot of people, a lot of people think days

868
00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:43.360
because she is objectively a very attractive
you're not You're not hearing what I just

869
00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:46.639
said though, like said, if
we're doing consensus of what attractive is,

870
00:59:47.079 --> 00:59:51.679
so we when we're using a consensus, like this is what most people agree

871
00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:55.079
on, so we just kind of
we we make objectivity applicable to that,

872
00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:59.800
and we don't mean literally every person, because that is an impossibility that is

873
00:59:59.840 --> 01:00:02.440
never gonna happen. So objectivity has
to mean something at some point, and

874
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:07.239
we're using just consensus. And so
it's like, all right, so would

875
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:09.079
you so would you say, on
a on a objective line, you think

876
01:00:09.239 --> 01:00:13.199
Megan Fox is more attractive, isn't
there? Yes, of course is what

877
01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:15.719
you're saying. I disagree entirely.
Actually, I in fact, I am

878
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.760
fact can wager I know people will
disagree with you, especially now You're like,

879
01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.239
you're not listening to anything that I'm
saying It's like on a w if

880
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:28.800
we're talking about consensus, if we're
talking about the we take a poll of

881
01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:30.760
let's just say it was possible to
take a poll of every male on earth,

882
01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:37.039
the overwhelming majority of men are gonna
say Megan Fox is more attractive than

883
01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:43.519
Zendia. You're you're, you're you're
doing it from a subjective lens, and

884
01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:47.800
because you're not understanding what people find
what is attractive. Like I feel like,

885
01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:51.880
understand, I understand what, I
understand what you're saying. Well,

886
01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:54.159
that's the right point. Still disagree
with you know, I disagree with you

887
01:00:55.920 --> 01:01:00.400
means nothing to this argument. You
understand I I I get that. But

888
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:06.119
you're you're talking you're talking to you're
talking to like staunch, like, oh,

889
01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:08.039
I would say if we did this, because I think everything that makes

890
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:13.639
Megan Fox attractive just about Zendia has, but she has, but she is

891
01:01:14.360 --> 01:01:20.440
a multi ethnic person, which more
people usually do just find attractive. So

892
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:24.239
I'm I'm nearly positive that people would
probably say, especially in modern especially like

893
01:01:24.239 --> 01:01:29.119
because maybe back when is insane,
Back when we were younger, back when

894
01:01:29.119 --> 01:01:34.760
we were younger, you know me, you know that is so incorrect because

895
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:38.840
there are so many this standard of
beauty in the beauty industry look like Megan

896
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:45.880
Fox. That is the same,
not not actually not only her anymore,

897
01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:52.159
that's anymore. But the thing because
what I'm there are people that are caring

898
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:57.880
to people that look like her because
they're acknowledging that other women are very beautiful

899
01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:01.119
as well. But there is a
standard that you're not understanding that of what

900
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:05.039
people look to It's like, say, there's a standard of what people consider

901
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:08.239
strong. There's specific type of physiology
that people will look to you. If

902
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:13.159
you blind up a group of people, they're gonna pick. And that is

903
01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:17.519
I'm talking about. That is all
I'm ran correct what I'm what I'm saying

904
01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:20.800
is, but I'm saying, like
right now, right like, if we

905
01:02:20.960 --> 01:02:24.960
take out like most of the highest
working models in the currently world, right

906
01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:29.840
the women that people are that's their
job is to be a beautiful, attractive

907
01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:37.039
people. A lot of them are
objectively mixed heritage, light colored hair,

908
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:43.039
tar thin women that look similar to
Zendaya. Literally, argument though, I

909
01:02:43.039 --> 01:02:45.880
don't understand what you're saying. So
when it comes to you saying like,

910
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:50.960
people will say, oh, abtractiveness, people would say it's like Megan Fox.

911
01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:54.000
I think maybe at a period of
time that we lived through it might

912
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:57.519
have been that, but I don't
think it is that now. I think

913
01:02:57.559 --> 01:03:00.880
it is still that overwhelmingly. I
heavily just agree if you look agree,

914
01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:05.400
dude. Okay, So the I
think you see, you're you're you're doing

915
01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:07.840
this from a subjective lens of people
that you find attractive and who you're paying

916
01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:12.000
No, no, no, I
think I think there I I find Megan

917
01:03:12.039 --> 01:03:14.960
Fox more attractive than the day because
I remember as in DAYA from Shake It

918
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:16.679
Up, and I'm like, oh, that's like, kid, well that's

919
01:03:16.760 --> 01:03:21.760
not my exact attractive type. But
I'm not sure where you're arguing from then,

920
01:03:22.039 --> 01:03:23.199
because I'm just looking. I look
at I look at like the modeling

921
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:27.800
shit I've watched, Like I watched
modeling shows and and and I've listened to

922
01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:30.599
people that are younger talk about the
most beautiful women ever. Inday is often

923
01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:36.639
the prettiest girls. That is not
that is not evidence of That is anecdotal

924
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:40.039
evidence of like the handful it is
who are still on the top of the

925
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:44.719
industry are considered the most beautiful and
look at. This could even be contributed

926
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:45.639
to some other ship that I'm not
even trying to get into like when you

927
01:03:45.679 --> 01:03:49.039
talk about like white supremacy or whatever, blah blah blahlah blah. Oh no,

928
01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:51.079
and I agree with that as well. I don't even. I don't

929
01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:53.000
even, but it's still just the
standard. It's just like I try to

930
01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:55.159
give it. I try to give
you an example of, say, when

931
01:03:55.199 --> 01:04:00.519
you talk about muscles and what people
think if there is just a stand that

932
01:04:00.599 --> 01:04:02.239
is not what There's a lot of
people, there's a lot of women out

933
01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:09.239
there that would prefer dad bods over
like say that standard fucking shacky man.

934
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:13.199
But that is not the fucking standard
the dad bod this because even though it's

935
01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:15.360
way more popular now, you know, it's just one of those things where

936
01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:18.960
it feels like a false perception,
like say how the say how the chuds

937
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:25.199
are losing their minds thinking that everyone's
trans now when it's like still fucking no

938
01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:29.400
percent, it's barely anybody in the
population. Where it just feels like because

939
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.960
they've heard more stories and now it's
being covered more, they think that there's

940
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:36.280
some massive thing. Like Matt Walsh
going on Joe Rogan's podcast and saying millions

941
01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:40.599
of kids are transitioning you're taking these
homelone things and it was like under five

942
01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:45.239
thousand and like five years or something. They looked it up right there too,

943
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:55.000
he said that statement. He looked
at idiot he made a documentary and

944
01:04:55.159 --> 01:04:59.599
somehow didn't have any of that information. I'm like this nigga, can like,

945
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:02.199
can can we just savagely beat this
guy? Like? Please? Can

946
01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:08.119
we just we just fucking like all
come together as like a nation and just

947
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:11.159
like you know, you see the
words, you see the words when they

948
01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:15.480
fucking like that dude, they they
they they said he shot Cyrus, and

949
01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:20.639
the fucking they just everywhere him to
death. They just death. I was

950
01:05:20.639 --> 01:05:25.760
like, can we can we?
I think we can all agree all.

951
01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:28.199
I know what your statement are,
Derek. I do agree that I think

952
01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:30.960
that I would just say, once
upon the time, I think your statement

953
01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:34.480
was more like more concrete, set
and stone. I don't think it's exactly

954
01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:38.920
as powerful of a statement in the
current age. It's probably not that I

955
01:05:38.960 --> 01:05:42.559
still think it's still I still think
it's a standard. But even though subjectively

956
01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:49.199
I would see I would say potentially
that based on sheer popular like global,

957
01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:54.159
we're if we're talking about like global, right, Yeah, I would probably

958
01:05:54.239 --> 01:05:59.639
I wouldn't be surprised if Zendea was
more conventionally attractive to more people, like

959
01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:08.480
almost overwhelmingly on the specifically because Latin
America exists, South America exists, you

960
01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:13.079
know, fucking I do feel like
like even even in China and it's India

961
01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:15.719
and like all these places where it's
like, I do think that there is

962
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:20.920
probably like a bit more of a
I feel like people generally majority wise would

963
01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:27.239
probably lean towards Zindia today. Why
nothing for a period of time for us,

964
01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:29.599
we lived in a time where she
was that girl, you know,

965
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:32.320
and I think now Zendaya is that
girl. So why I think this is

966
01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:34.559
why I don't think that it's like
if you don't know who Zindaa is,

967
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:38.599
I don't think the average person's finding
her attracted, to be honest, I

968
01:06:38.639 --> 01:06:43.400
just don't think because I think like
there's so many people think we're going in

969
01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:45.719
circles. Well we're not going.
So we didn't even we didn't even touch

970
01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:47.480
that. We didn't even touch that
subject. But also like just to your

971
01:06:47.639 --> 01:06:51.880
just to your know, well,
the subject of saying that if she wasn't

972
01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:57.360
famous, because one thing that like
say if I if I literally found a

973
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:00.480
girl on the street that like Zindia
with no makeup bond and I'm like,

974
01:07:00.519 --> 01:07:02.079
he think this, she's cute,
but you wouldn't be like, oh man,

975
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.280
she's fucking cool, or you could
do yeah yeah, I know.

976
01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:08.960
Yeah. But that's that's what there's
a lot of. I mean that that

977
01:07:09.079 --> 01:07:12.360
is not that that's necessarily true,
because I could I bring it back to

978
01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:15.039
aesthetics with like say, having these
what people call in the symmetry, like

979
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:20.519
oh the features on her face,
they're so aesthetically pleasing. That's what people

980
01:07:20.519 --> 01:07:23.960
will find this standard of beauty.
And and like I said, I didn't

981
01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:25.880
really want to get into it,
but it's just like say, the the

982
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:29.719
white supremacists like stink on it that
like most cultures around the world, even

983
01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:32.800
brown people around the world strive to
be like lighten their skin, have thinner,

984
01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:36.480
narrow noses. This is what the
standard of what they shoot for.

985
01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:40.320
This is still a thing. And
and like I said, I didn't really

986
01:07:40.320 --> 01:07:44.119
want to talk about it, but
I just I just from knowing that and

987
01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:46.559
what cultures strive for all over the
world still to this day, with the

988
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:49.679
exception of an ass right, because
like Kim Gardasson kind of changed that.

989
01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:51.920
But what makes that this is what
confuses me, right, Like, I

990
01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:55.599
understand what you're saying. Yeah,
I get it, you're right. But

991
01:07:55.639 --> 01:08:00.000
at the same time, African like
black features literally like someone that looks like

992
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:03.880
her is what everyone strives to look
like. Is the kind of facial features

993
01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:10.679
and the skin tone and the jaw
features of Zendia because for always people have

994
01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:14.400
been copying like what black people.
That's why people think. People think Beyonce

995
01:08:14.519 --> 01:08:18.880
is beautiful Beyonce. It's appealing on
a scale to every kind of personally combined

996
01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:23.560
the black and white traits of people. I still think, like, I

997
01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:25.760
look, I know what you're saying. As far as like like like,

998
01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:29.119
I agree, I'm not much more
about it. But there's a lot of

999
01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:31.800
nuance in that conversation. Do I
do agree with No, it's it's I

1000
01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:34.560
don't. I don't disagree with what
you're saying that like that, because I

1001
01:08:34.560 --> 01:08:38.560
think at some point that she's gonna
completely come to an end. I think

1002
01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:41.079
it hasn't yet. That's all I'm
saying. I don't think it. I

1003
01:08:41.079 --> 01:08:44.399
think like, I just think hasn't
ended yet. But and and just for

1004
01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:49.760
the record, like I don't think
I am I like big noses, for

1005
01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:54.800
example, like I like ethnically looking
women. I like, uh, I

1006
01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:58.800
dated this Greek woman with a giant
schnauz. I've dated people with widely.

1007
01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.159
You know what I'm saying, Like
I like features. But it's just at

1008
01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:03.600
the end of the day, I
don't care if you're hot. You're hot,

1009
01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:06.239
that's all. It doesn't matter,
really, it doesn't matter. It's

1010
01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:09.319
like everybody, Like a lot of
people are hot in their own way.

1011
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:11.800
That's why I'm not even trying to
say, like, I don't think Sindia

1012
01:09:11.880 --> 01:09:14.439
is not hot. I just think
that we were talking about, you know,

1013
01:09:14.720 --> 01:09:19.239
like the yeah, but whatever,
no, whatever is a productive conversation.

1014
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:26.039
I think, you know, fucking
objectifying women it makes me happy.

1015
01:09:26.039 --> 01:09:28.680
Why Jello wrote in he says not
a question, but I audibly said,

1016
01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:30.439
shut the fuck up Kingston when he
tried to go into his I don't understand

1017
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:36.800
hater's thing. I dumb man.
I think I think hating someone I just

1018
01:09:38.000 --> 01:09:41.640
disliking is one thing, but like
really really hating someone as wild. That

1019
01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:44.319
guy probably doesn't love anybody or doesn't
even have anyone loves him. That's why

1020
01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:51.640
he probably said that all that.
Oh that was the Ques that was the

1021
01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:56.760
Yeah, now his name is whye
Jello? Oh he was white Joe.

1022
01:09:56.760 --> 01:10:00.199
Okay, gotcha? Yeah, all
right, now I'm sorry. But dig

1023
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:04.279
through the semen and burn through the
women and slam in the back of my

1024
01:10:04.560 --> 01:10:12.600
ass. Then come slob zombie.
Slob Zombie. Not bad. It says

1025
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:15.600
what's up? Correct, less correct, and more correct. First time I've

1026
01:10:15.640 --> 01:10:17.840
subbed, But I've watched their guys
content for almost ten years. It's crazy.

1027
01:10:18.039 --> 01:10:25.359
Wow, I've always yeah, what
the hell freeloader, I've always behind

1028
01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.600
on episodes and listened to the one
where Derek was talking about the band Death

1029
01:10:28.920 --> 01:10:31.560
and it was and it was cool
to hear about an obscure band that I

1030
01:10:31.640 --> 01:10:34.279
know. I found them in a
lot of music I listened to because of

1031
01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:39.039
YouTube, Spotify and Spotify algorithms.
It's weird knowing how most people in the

1032
01:10:39.119 --> 01:10:42.439
in the past found their music through
organic means, but now I almost exclusively

1033
01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:47.960
find it through Uh what is this? Discover Weekly and similar recommended artists of

1034
01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:50.960
what I listened to. Hope to
hear this red in a month or two.

1035
01:10:51.159 --> 01:10:57.359
Well, here's the thing. I
wanted to read this specifically because it's

1036
01:10:57.840 --> 01:11:03.319
good, good concept right, but
there's no question, And it ended with

1037
01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:05.199
I hope to hear this red in
a month or two, as if there's

1038
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:10.840
like some kind of like there's there's
like a vague passive aggressiveness there very slight.

1039
01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:15.000
It's like it's like three percent.
But you gotta it's gotta be questions.

1040
01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:18.800
I threw you a bone here,
look because it seems like you really

1041
01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:24.319
wanted to be read. But the
question is, are typically important? Right?

1042
01:11:26.840 --> 01:11:30.079
It's fast as to comment on something. Wouldn't that be acceptable? I

1043
01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:32.079
guess, yeah, But to be
fair to you, he didn't. Also,

1044
01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:35.680
there was no command either. Yeah, I guess, I guess.

1045
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:40.439
To me, I don't know,
like it is strange to me, but

1046
01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:43.680
I don't know. I remember getting
music organically, like I remember people handing

1047
01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:46.079
me CDs and stuff like so I
remember that time. So this is not

1048
01:11:47.520 --> 01:11:51.880
it's not weird to me, you
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

1049
01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:56.840
like he's uh, he's a younger
lad. I'm assuming, yeah,

1050
01:11:56.880 --> 01:12:00.760
I would have to assume so,
like so to get stuff that recommended.

1051
01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:05.479
I actually I've thought about this just
recently that I don't discover music that much

1052
01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:10.840
anymore because I I don't really use
d I know, there's like a radio

1053
01:12:10.920 --> 01:12:14.720
feature on Spotify, like it'll do
recommended artists. But the thing is,

1054
01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:16.920
the algorithm is so shit that it
just keeps playing shit that I already know,

1055
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:20.439
or things that I've already listened to
recently. Like I'll use Spotify DJ

1056
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:24.239
every once in a while to see
if it'll currate something cool. It's the

1057
01:12:24.359 --> 01:12:30.119
same fucking shit every single time.
It'd be sometimes because and this is I

1058
01:12:30.159 --> 01:12:33.039
and I noticed artists deal have to
deal with this. And maybe you want

1059
01:12:33.039 --> 01:12:35.159
to do a separate account, but
you want to listen. You listen to

1060
01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:39.479
your ship on Spotify. You know
it's posted on there, and you'll listen

1061
01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:41.319
to it. You're checking it out. How does it sound on there?

1062
01:12:41.359 --> 01:12:43.920
It's good or cool? And then
all of a sudden, ID be like,

1063
01:12:44.680 --> 01:12:46.560
hey, yo, I'm d I'm
the DJ. Fucking here's the one

1064
01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.399
from Derek Blackman. I'm like,
are you fucking kidding? Like it doesn't

1065
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:53.279
know, it doesn't know it's me
though, And I'm like, bro,

1066
01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:59.880
that is fucking it's me DJ.
Dude. It literally sounds like fucking you

1067
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:01.840
off. Yeah, it does,
it really does. It's like, let

1068
01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:05.560
me let me tap you off with
a little bit of Derek Black. It's

1069
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.359
literally and I'm like, I get
upset. I'm like, I don't want

1070
01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:12.840
to who wants to hear their own
music? That's a little I don't know.

1071
01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:15.039
Look, I don't know if it's
weird to anybody else, but I

1072
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:21.319
do think it's a little bit weird
that they gave this ai like a very

1073
01:13:21.359 --> 01:13:26.199
slight black scent. Total. I
think it's a little bit. I think

1074
01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:29.560
it's a little weird that it's like
very clearly a black guy, although I

1075
01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:31.279
guess, like I guess they probably
just use some guy's voice. Yeah,

1076
01:13:32.119 --> 01:13:36.239
that might probably Okay, that makes
that makes a lot more sense. I

1077
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:39.920
remember when I first heard, I
was like, did they just invent this?

1078
01:13:39.920 --> 01:13:45.840
This this like text the speech thing
and made it black? Hilarious?

1079
01:13:48.960 --> 01:13:53.920
Hey, how's it going? I
couldn't help but notice you were listening to

1080
01:13:54.039 --> 01:14:01.640
Camel Danson. Here's Derek Black.
Dude, it's step I hate it.

1081
01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:03.680
I hate it. So, yeah, that's not very good. It's it's

1082
01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:06.840
it's the same thing over and over
again. It's like, all right,

1083
01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:10.279
we know what you listen to.
Here's a little bit of Rise Against,

1084
01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:12.680
and it's like, I'll listen to
Rise Against if I want to like,

1085
01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:15.039
I don't need I don't need you. I don't need you to send me

1086
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:20.000
anything that this band has done.
Bro, I know it. I think

1087
01:14:20.039 --> 01:14:23.840
I know one of the playlists,
one of the segments by heart, because

1088
01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:27.479
it keeps giving it to me.
It's the same thing. It's slip knot.

1089
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:30.760
It is fucking a band called and
I'm not gonna go through all of

1090
01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:33.760
it. It doesn't matter, but
it's just like it. It's crazy.

1091
01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:41.359
It's my my, My freaking radios
go from like it's like like trap,

1092
01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:45.000
like New York music, like gritty
New York drug dealing music, to like

1093
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:51.119
Masta don to like Marvin Gay to
like Earth the kids see those those sponge

1094
01:14:51.159 --> 01:14:55.960
of like iron really good, And
I'm like, what the fuck, dude,

1095
01:14:56.359 --> 01:14:58.479
like my mood, I'm trying to
make a shower, have a mood

1096
01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:04.239
and all this music and I'm just
like, feel so many you haven't heard

1097
01:15:04.239 --> 01:15:08.840
these no SpongeBob trap songs? Nah, Yeah, that's it's this guy.

1098
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:12.560
It's a guy named Globe I think
is his name. But he does these

1099
01:15:12.600 --> 01:15:16.560
like he does these like songs with
like it's Ai, but it's it's Ai

1100
01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:19.319
voice changer. So I let it
slide because it's like that's kind of like

1101
01:15:19.359 --> 01:15:24.479
an impression whatever. Like if there's
voice changers, there's been voice changers forever.

1102
01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:27.399
I'll let it slide because you're still
writing this organically as a person.

1103
01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:32.920
But like they're really well produced songs
from like the SpongeBob Crew basically, and

1104
01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:38.159
like they they're each rapping and like
SpongeBob wraps and squidward raps and Sandy raps.

1105
01:15:38.439 --> 01:15:44.359
And there's one that's been like fucking
nailed into my head, uh where

1106
01:15:44.359 --> 01:15:47.319
it's like, uh, I don't
remember what it's called, though there's a

1107
01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:51.680
lot of them. Trent is okay, Like there's there's one, hold on,

1108
01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:59.640
I've had it stuck in my head
for fucking ages. No, it's

1109
01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:02.279
it's I just popped the bean watched
my eyes grow That one. I don't

1110
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:04.239
remember what the fuck it. I
don't remember. I don't know what it's

1111
01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:09.159
called though, Is it kill can? There's so many of them? Why

1112
01:16:09.319 --> 01:16:14.600
there's so many? There are million
views? The bottom Yeah, no,

1113
01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:17.479
no, it's the bottom two.
Oh it is, yeah, the bottom

1114
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:23.520
two eight million views? Man,
what the fuck? Wait? Really?

1115
01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:29.840
Oh yeah, the bottom two?
Yeah. Yeah, it's like really good.

1116
01:16:30.439 --> 01:16:33.640
It's like un ironically, like a
really well produced song and it's got

1117
01:16:33.720 --> 01:16:38.039
like a good hook. It's weird
because I'm just like I have it on

1118
01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:41.960
my Spotify like ironically because it's just
like it just feels good to listen to.

1119
01:16:43.079 --> 01:16:46.159
But there's they're doing some weird shit
over there. Most of them don't

1120
01:16:46.199 --> 01:16:50.279
hit in my opinion, but like
this one, this one did. That's

1121
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:55.640
crazy man, because this is like
this is I mean, I get it.

1122
01:16:55.640 --> 01:17:00.359
It's just like it's it's what I
finally embraced, right the gash on

1123
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:03.880
my on my stuff and like they
do numbers like if you if you like

1124
01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:08.640
lean into So this is a great
this is a great medium to get into,

1125
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:12.960
like, oh let's do now we
have the AI to make it sound

1126
01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:17.279
accurate and now you just got to
write a good hip hop track and you'll

1127
01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:21.479
kind of slap the voices on your
set. So it's it's pretty smart,

1128
01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:25.479
it's pretty ingenious. Really, you
make a lot of money doing this ship,

1129
01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:30.079
Yeah for sure. It Yeah,
they're making they're making good Yeah.

1130
01:17:30.199 --> 01:17:33.039
It fucking millions millions of views within
this past year. It's crazy man.

1131
01:17:35.239 --> 01:17:40.800
Yeah, it's they're really well produced. It really bothers me. It pissed

1132
01:17:40.800 --> 01:17:42.720
me off when I first saw it
because I was like, God, damn

1133
01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:48.720
it, why is this good?
It's so good? That's sometimes that's that's

1134
01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:51.359
the problem I get to. I
don't know when things are too good.

1135
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.239
I kind of like it's just a
personal thing. I just kind of get

1136
01:17:55.319 --> 01:17:57.439
checked out after a walk because I'm
like, man, fuck this. I

1137
01:17:57.520 --> 01:18:00.520
just get like, you don't like
good things. I mean, like when

1138
01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:02.880
it comes to ship like this,
like when it comes to like like a

1139
01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:06.560
parody or something that's supposed to be
like fun. I feel like there there's

1140
01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:11.000
when it's too good. The there's
a little bit of the charm, there's

1141
01:18:11.199 --> 01:18:15.840
it kind of it's lost just in
my opinion. Uh Like I like when

1142
01:18:15.840 --> 01:18:18.640
it's just a little like when it's
not perfectly. I love the AI stuff

1143
01:18:18.680 --> 01:18:23.720
when there was moments of it where
it's like it's just off because it's yeah,

1144
01:18:24.079 --> 01:18:29.239
it's like imperfect. Yeah, there's
something charming about that where it's like

1145
01:18:29.239 --> 01:18:33.560
the president's playing uh a kind of
strike or something. When that was happening

1146
01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:38.199
and there would be like these little
hiccups where it's like that's not exactly Obama.

1147
01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:41.000
Yeah, it just made it.
It just I don't know it made

1148
01:18:41.000 --> 01:18:44.880
it a little nicer, like when
it when it's perfect, I acknowledge them,

1149
01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:47.439
like that's amazing. But I also
feel like, well, I guess

1150
01:18:47.439 --> 01:18:49.479
anybody can do this now kind of
a thing. I guess. I don't

1151
01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:51.880
know. There's something. Yeah,
yeah, there's something about it that I

1152
01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:57.800
just don't appreciate. Definitely I get
you with that. Yeah, shout out

1153
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:02.560
to glob Yeah yeah, what is
glorb anyway? I don't know? All

1154
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:05.720
right? Uh, all right,
paniced Fembo. Did we answered? I

1155
01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:11.319
don't know whatever, Panic femboy.
I don't think it was a question.

1156
01:19:11.359 --> 01:19:14.399
I think that's why there's nothing to
say about it. Uh, because that

1157
01:19:14.439 --> 01:19:20.199
was the music question, right was
were we still yeah? Oh yeah,

1158
01:19:20.279 --> 01:19:21.800
yeah, oh you're right, you're
right, Yeah, yeah, we were

1159
01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:25.039
talking, yeah yeah, we spent
yeah, okay, you're good nigga,

1160
01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:28.840
Yeah, alright, it's his Panic
femboy rasid his hello, psychotic, misogynistic,

1161
01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:31.720
and blind. Question today came from
my road rage fantasies. You now

1162
01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:35.039
have the ability to snap at people
and make them combust with the force of

1163
01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:40.359
one pound of semtex. Assume zero
mistake or misfire allowance. How would you

1164
01:19:40.439 --> 01:19:44.760
use or abuse this newfound power.
I would not use it at all.

1165
01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:49.359
I would not use blow up rats. Oh man, I would blow up

1166
01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:53.760
rats. That's the start, dude, that's where you start. You start

1167
01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:57.560
rats, man, and then you're
blowing up the schools. I would only

1168
01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:00.680
go to deer. I think I
would do it to a here for sure.

1169
01:20:00.760 --> 01:20:02.720
I hate I'm like driving and I
see it running, and I see

1170
01:20:02.720 --> 01:20:09.199
it running kind of you can do
it? Like, uh, can I

1171
01:20:09.239 --> 01:20:15.399
do it to any pickup truck that
has nuts on it? Can I do?

1172
01:20:15.479 --> 01:20:16.439
That's crazy? I think I would
do that one. I guess you

1173
01:20:16.479 --> 01:20:20.159
can. Yeah, it's a whole
pickup truck. Yeah, just blow the

1174
01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:24.479
one that have those hanging nuts from
like any of those that they have the

1175
01:20:24.560 --> 01:20:27.520
nuts on their truck. Like you're
dead, You're You're so fucking gone,

1176
01:20:27.560 --> 01:20:29.399
dude. I'm not using that shit
at all. I feel like if I

1177
01:20:29.479 --> 01:20:31.199
use that ship, because if I'm
gonna start one place and I'm gonna have

1178
01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:38.199
a bad days, why it's like
you know that make you disappear, and

1179
01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:42.439
they'll be like I would think of
you this, and then there's this person

1180
01:20:42.479 --> 01:20:44.359
in front of me and I'm like, like, what I've done, I've

1181
01:20:44.359 --> 01:20:46.239
started it and then I'm gonna go
crazy. Yeah, it's like heroin,

1182
01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:50.439
right, you just you're like you
would get addicted to blow people up.

1183
01:20:50.520 --> 01:20:54.359
You can definitely get addicted totally.
You can't just have one, dude.

1184
01:20:54.359 --> 01:20:58.199
It's it's just like prangles man,
can't just have one. Just start sucking

1185
01:20:58.199 --> 01:21:02.079
everybody any one gold face, Well, you need you need lis a handful

1186
01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:06.680
of them for more after that.
That's even more true for the goldfish for

1187
01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:11.159
sure. Like you can't who what
psychotic person just opens up the bag.

1188
01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:16.920
It just takes out what it rolls
it back up delicious. I think I

1189
01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:19.720
would beat that person to death if
I saw them do that. I wouldn't

1190
01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:26.720
touch that, wouldn't touch them.
I wouldn't touch on my hands affect they

1191
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:33.399
might affect. Oh god, no, I'm not gonna say that. That's

1192
01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:36.560
crazy. That's that's gonna sound aod
terrorist thing. But yeah, next question,

1193
01:21:36.600 --> 01:21:42.760
next question, I don't want to
all right, Uh, we got

1194
01:21:42.760 --> 01:21:45.720
one more. Let's up Smash Mary
Kill. In order of appearance on the

1195
01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:48.800
video version of the podcast. My
job recently stopped allowing headphones, so I've

1196
01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:51.920
been spending too much of my time
pondering in silence. My question is how

1197
01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:55.079
long do you think you could last
without music before? I wanted to eat

1198
01:21:55.079 --> 01:22:00.479
somebody else like a zombie tulou.
Music. I need, I need music.

1199
01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:04.560
I need it specifically for working out. That is silent. Working out

1200
01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:10.840
to me is so psychotic. Silent
cardio is insane. If you can do

1201
01:22:10.920 --> 01:22:15.560
silent cardio, your psychopath, Yeah, you're a psycho path or you have

1202
01:22:15.680 --> 01:22:20.279
an imagination that is evil. I
have an insane imagination, like a child'sation.

1203
01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:26.880
I've imagined a bright light so bright
I hurt my eyes in my imagination.

1204
01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:31.239
Okay, I'm gonna let you have
that one, but it sounds it's

1205
01:22:31.439 --> 01:22:34.880
more stupid than you, like when
you got so sick, you're steaming right

1206
01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:39.479
like I was closed my eyes.
I was like, imagine bright light,

1207
01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:42.399
and I kept imagining bright light,
and I was like, ah, and

1208
01:22:42.439 --> 01:22:46.880
I opened my eyes because it was
two bright imagining bright light. Okay,

1209
01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:54.199
exactly, no, exactly. I
think that's schizophrenia. But I'm glad you

1210
01:22:54.279 --> 01:22:58.119
acknowledged it. I think, but
I don't want to. I don't want

1211
01:22:58.119 --> 01:23:00.840
to think. I don't go back
there. I don't I know it's probably

1212
01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:02.880
there, it's probably the seeds already
been planted. I just gotta wait till

1213
01:23:02.920 --> 01:23:05.640
it takes folks told, I know
what you don't got time for that.

1214
01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:10.399
That's fair, that's fair. I
know the mine's powerful. I once I

1215
01:23:10.439 --> 01:23:13.399
listened to a meditation thing. It
was in twenty twelve. I remember I

1216
01:23:13.479 --> 01:23:15.840
was sleeping on a couch. I
was crashing on this couch and I was

1217
01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:20.600
listening to this meditation thing and I
was trying to see, is it possible

1218
01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:26.439
to bust without touching yourself? I
feel like I almost got there, dude,

1219
01:23:26.439 --> 01:23:29.159
but only that one time. I
never got there. But like I

1220
01:23:29.199 --> 01:23:31.720
feel like with the right training,
so maybe it is possible for you to

1221
01:23:31.920 --> 01:23:34.520
like you hurt your eyes or some
shit, because like I was, like,

1222
01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:38.279
I got close, man, I
was. I was trying because I've

1223
01:23:38.279 --> 01:23:40.960
always what a trick would that be? Though? Right, wouldn't that be?

1224
01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:45.560
Because he would be like this one
second, all right, let's go

1225
01:23:45.640 --> 01:23:48.399
there, Like I would start wearing
these pants that had a like that would

1226
01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:53.119
I would sew like a condom on
the on the outside of them to where

1227
01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:56.359
I can sell my penis out like
it's still shielded. And then it's be

1228
01:23:56.359 --> 01:23:58.159
like, all you guys check this
out, you know, and they just

1229
01:23:58.159 --> 01:23:59.920
get it. Hard, real quick, and then H like, I think

1230
01:24:00.199 --> 01:24:03.039
we get people used to nudity,
because I think it's kind of bullshit that

1231
01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:09.479
people get so they're so afraid of
genitals. So I think what I'm I

1232
01:24:09.479 --> 01:24:12.920
don't even remember what we were supposed
to, Derek. I don't know how

1233
01:24:12.960 --> 01:24:17.920
it went from me me imagining so
hard I've blinded my almost blinded myself to

1234
01:24:18.039 --> 01:24:25.560
you busting and having your dick out, Like I heard that conversation do this

1235
01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:32.800
you know music? I mean,
yeah, first of all, the dude,

1236
01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:36.520
fuck that job that you have that
where they're like, oh, no

1237
01:24:36.640 --> 01:24:40.479
more headphones. So what you need
to do is grow your if you can

1238
01:24:40.520 --> 01:24:43.359
grow hair, grow your fucking hair
out, and then you can have the

1239
01:24:43.479 --> 01:24:46.640
you know, the wireless earbuds and
they won't fucking know. Yeah, that

1240
01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:50.720
is completely fucking unacceptable where you used
to be able to have it and now

1241
01:24:50.920 --> 01:24:54.560
know to me, it's like,
okay, if they never had it,

1242
01:24:54.600 --> 01:24:57.600
fine, because then you would never
miss it, right, But the fact

1243
01:24:57.640 --> 01:24:59.800
that they took it away, I'm
like, nah, dude, we're rioting

1244
01:25:00.079 --> 01:25:03.479
stick mutiny. You take over the
boss and you become the boss mutiny,

1245
01:25:03.760 --> 01:25:08.399
you become a fucking pirate and you
take over the dressed up like a pirate.

1246
01:25:08.439 --> 01:25:11.079
Go to your office wherever you work, dressed up like a pirate,

1247
01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:17.560
and and and rally your fucking office
your mates, and then take over and

1248
01:25:17.840 --> 01:25:25.760
blunderbust and put a blunderbust on it. Put the keys from your keyboard in

1249
01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:45.359
that ship, and then just blow
his face off. Mods and hot keys,

1250
01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:51.720
and this is my are you pick
and sew up all the highest banister

1251
01:25:51.800 --> 01:26:05.119
in the place. Walk back into
the highway, busy highway. It's hit

1252
01:26:05.199 --> 01:26:15.880
like thirty times. Oh yeah,
yeah, what a way to go.

1253
01:26:18.319 --> 01:26:24.680
You know what? But what was
the question? I imagining a world without

1254
01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:29.800
music or something some ship like that. Oh my god, that is that's

1255
01:26:29.840 --> 01:26:32.000
exactly what would happen if there was
no music. That scenario, right,

1256
01:26:32.039 --> 01:26:39.000
there would be a reality. I
imagine the world going crazy. Oh it'll

1257
01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:42.520
probably take me like a week,
because all I would do is listen to

1258
01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:45.199
podcasts and then after a while,
like, all right, I can't do

1259
01:26:45.239 --> 01:26:48.159
this anymore. I need something.
I need rhythm, I need stuff.

1260
01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.880
Ill, everybody would be humming and
ship and then I would really drive me

1261
01:26:51.960 --> 01:26:56.319
crazy. Then I would really start
killing you don't like humming? I don't

1262
01:26:56.399 --> 01:27:00.760
mind humming. But like usually people
that have just just have no you know,

1263
01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:05.279
they're not they don't have any type
of they're not musically inclined at all.

1264
01:27:05.760 --> 01:27:12.319
They'll be kind of just yeah,
and I'm not musically and I'm like,

1265
01:27:12.319 --> 01:27:16.640
what the hell, You're just mumbling
noise. You're just doing noise,

1266
01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:20.119
and it's it's upsetting. People will
start mumbling. People will start mumbling more

1267
01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:31.319
that like I have, there's a
piece of my subconscious brain that is so

1268
01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:36.199
mad right now. That's just like
that would fucking if people were actually doing

1269
01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:41.600
that, someone would get like,
people will get assaulted, people get hounded

1270
01:27:41.600 --> 01:27:45.239
like a zombies would I'd be in
jail fast like I would, I would

1271
01:27:45.239 --> 01:27:48.239
snap. I would just get really
sad. I think music is such an

1272
01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:50.239
important thing for it to make me
like, it makes me happy. I

1273
01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:55.479
needed to like reset myself. But
that I'll just get really depressed. I

1274
01:27:55.560 --> 01:28:00.000
just heard a song that I haven't
heard in so long. Do you remember

1275
01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:04.800
Beautiful Life by Ace of Bass?
Yeah, it's a beautiful Life. Uh

1276
01:28:04.840 --> 01:28:09.159
oh, I have heard that song
since I can't even remember. But it

1277
01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:12.920
was wherever I was today. I
was in some store and I was like,

1278
01:28:12.960 --> 01:28:15.840
holy ship. I completely forgot that
that was even a song, and

1279
01:28:15.840 --> 01:28:17.640
it just kind of brought back a
lot of memories. It was it was

1280
01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:21.399
fun ace of bass. Wasn't that
that guy who did that? Is?

1281
01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:25.760
It wasn't it? Didn't they?
They did something strange, didn't they?

1282
01:28:26.119 --> 01:28:30.359
Probably a bass? It's a bit. Let me see what is a uh?

1283
01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:38.600
He's my duck. Maybe not something, it's something else the base of

1284
01:28:38.640 --> 01:28:45.359
my penish. Yeah, europe Swedish. I was like it was so European.

1285
01:28:46.239 --> 01:28:53.880
All right, credits yes, oh
ship? Yeah, all right,

1286
01:28:53.920 --> 01:28:59.600
let's read let's read them out.
Cunt me down three two one. Miguel

1287
01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:06.359
O'Hara's trans maask pussy Letti, Gray, Nick Nick jackal I, Chris Reaguan

1288
01:29:06.439 --> 01:29:10.479
am a gay homo for real?
This is not a joke. I'm not

1289
01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:14.920
just saying it because it's the name
on this gay list. Congratulations say they

1290
01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:18.479
is? Yeah, Sithera is conjured
squirt sword. When are you all coming

1291
01:29:18.520 --> 01:29:21.640
to Australia for a show? Yeah? Good luck? How do you make

1292
01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:27.399
the names? Won't let me that? Jack the world's fastest Maori? Love

1293
01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:30.000
you guys? Did? Why did
meet you? Happen? In twenty fifteen,

1294
01:29:30.560 --> 01:29:38.239
Europeans just figured out bathing, and
now you're complaining what I didn't get

1295
01:29:38.239 --> 01:29:41.520
the connection. I didn't get that. Yeah, that's incoherent. Thank you

1296
01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:45.000
for your money. Forcing I'll think
about it. Forcing my forcing my cancer

1297
01:29:45.079 --> 01:29:48.239
riddled son to use his make a
wish to get Keith David on the pod

1298
01:29:48.319 --> 01:29:51.199
on on the Snark Tank Big Meat. He stinks, Andy the man who's

1299
01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:57.920
Handyes are st here and Dandy Snarktank
Gang, Keith David, Jeremy coombed in,

1300
01:29:59.119 --> 01:30:04.359
Jeremy coombed in my yes today heats
playing hundreds on Patreon to not use

1301
01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:11.159
benefits. Hey, man, that's
what it. Sometimes it happens. Christ

1302
01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:15.920
is Prgerian anal dwelling vestigial twin and
wanting him to stop eating Chipotle. I

1303
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:17.399
never, I really never understood.
Can I say something as well, like

1304
01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:25.720
I just I never understood the whole
Taco Bell makes your stomach hurt, or

1305
01:30:25.800 --> 01:30:30.239
like Chipotle makes her stomach hurt.
I don't fucking understand what people are going

1306
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:35.479
through. I think these aren't get
defeat stomachs before. But like I've definitely

1307
01:30:35.560 --> 01:30:41.439
I've never had I've I've never even
had the association ever. It was just

1308
01:30:41.479 --> 01:30:44.079
like it was just like normal fast
food to me. My stomachat's more after

1309
01:30:44.119 --> 01:30:47.680
having McDonald's, Eating fast food in
general at late times will make my stomach

1310
01:30:47.760 --> 01:30:50.159
urt. In general, no matter
what it is fast food past like eight

1311
01:30:50.159 --> 01:30:53.960
o'clock, I'll get myself a stomachache. The only time I feel bad is

1312
01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:57.760
when their food was obviously something was
wrong with it. Like I ill play

1313
01:30:57.760 --> 01:31:00.800
a loco and someone was wrong with
their chicken one time and it fucked me

1314
01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:02.640
up. But it's the worst thing
for something to be wrong with Yeah.

1315
01:31:02.880 --> 01:31:06.359
But besides that, I feel like
I feel like just weak bowels. Man.

1316
01:31:06.399 --> 01:31:10.520
I think some people just don't have
They talk about that ship and I

1317
01:31:10.680 --> 01:31:13.920
think it's like the beans or something
that they can't handle them or something.

1318
01:31:13.920 --> 01:31:15.640
I don't know. People, people
got a fucking hydrate or something or don't.

1319
01:31:15.800 --> 01:31:17.640
I don't know what the fuck's wrong
with you. Literally never once was

1320
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:23.359
like oh taco bo oh chipoli.
Literally never, not once, And I've

1321
01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:29.000
had a lot of Taco bell I've
had a lot of weight uh Yu,

1322
01:31:29.079 --> 01:31:33.199
Gie's Millennium Puzzle as the hell Raiser, Cube, Cringe, gay Coum,

1323
01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:40.239
stupid Dog, I'm fucking ball and
homeless transferm who comes aunt May gets the

1324
01:31:40.239 --> 01:31:44.520
free toaster, good ending lumbago bussy
a little beat the bass guy asking some

1325
01:31:44.560 --> 01:31:46.119
of cash money for fo pix on
Twitter Dead series Weezer. My name is

1326
01:31:46.199 --> 01:31:49.800
Jonas. I'm fucking your dad.
Uh, SpongeBob piss pants, mister pants,

1327
01:31:50.039 --> 01:31:55.520
make gay, make gay loser baby, you gay loser babies, baller

1328
01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:58.319
of the first sin, spumb of
futters. And then he fucked my face.

1329
01:31:58.359 --> 01:32:03.279
Now I'm now now a come eater
smash mouth. Oh, I know

1330
01:32:03.359 --> 01:32:11.119
I fucked my It's a dumb he's
free Lovecraft writing a six page long,

1331
01:32:11.199 --> 01:32:15.520
in depth description of ethnic horror known
as Tom sweeney Jolly old dipshit uh down

1332
01:32:15.520 --> 01:32:19.319
atrocious for lean beef Patty. The
real Soul's boss is my crumbling nervous system

1333
01:32:19.399 --> 01:32:24.319
tofer laser pistol ciphergraf. If Chunley
had a penis, I would suck a

1334
01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:31.039
vigorously Goku, Chohan and Nigolo team
up to fight Forza. I don't no,

1335
01:32:31.159 --> 01:32:38.159
I don't get that. Uh.
A few times I've been inside that

1336
01:32:38.239 --> 01:32:41.680
crack, so I'm not just gonna
pull out that fast. No, I

1337
01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:48.079
ain't attracted two girls. It's a
dumb, fucking Hall of that Girl.

1338
01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:50.319
That's pretty good. I haven't thought
about that song in a really long time,

1339
01:32:50.359 --> 01:32:56.000
so that that song really takes That
song really transports me back to that

1340
01:32:56.119 --> 01:32:58.640
time in a way. That because
I think if you listen to a song,

1341
01:32:59.720 --> 01:33:00.720
if it's so long as timeless in
such a way that it comes on

1342
01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:04.039
like constantly, where like you're listening
to it throughout the years, it kind

1343
01:33:04.039 --> 01:33:08.680
of has a less of a nostalgic
vibe to it. But that song I

1344
01:33:08.680 --> 01:33:12.159
haven't listened to probably since like two
thousand and seven. That six that brings

1345
01:33:12.159 --> 01:33:17.840
me back to suicide. Yeah,
because I used to used to fuck me

1346
01:33:17.840 --> 01:33:21.239
in my asshole. Drake hotline,
Bling Lily drinking a fat glass of piss

1347
01:33:21.239 --> 01:33:26.880
at two am. You're Toriyama.
Uh, I'm faking Easie into the snark

1348
01:33:26.960 --> 01:33:30.319
cinematic universe. It's true, running
rab Lily's piss dealer back the tank of

1349
01:33:30.359 --> 01:33:33.279
com Caucasia containing to the Crackerbout for
Gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit.

1350
01:33:33.399 --> 01:33:39.600
Super Earth is now just regular Earth
without Israel. Oh whoa, that's

1351
01:33:39.960 --> 01:33:44.439
crazy. Either that or it's all
Israel. It's like, it's really it's

1352
01:33:44.479 --> 01:33:47.319
really neither. It's either of those. It's definitely not the world as it

1353
01:33:47.399 --> 01:33:54.520
is with Israel, certainly not.
It's either they're gone or they're everywhere.

1354
01:33:56.199 --> 01:33:59.239
That's pretty uh. Mario O'donald running
for Congress as a Republican and went on

1355
01:33:59.279 --> 01:34:00.880
Fox News praising Trump. She pipped
in on my Pippa, I stall haven't

1356
01:34:00.920 --> 01:34:02.479
seen that clip. By the way, I don't know if that's real.

1357
01:34:03.479 --> 01:34:06.479
Possum is the only empathetic person from
Long Island. Hey, little girl,

1358
01:34:06.800 --> 01:34:10.000
is your daddy home? Did he
go and leave you all alone? I've

1359
01:34:10.000 --> 01:34:13.640
got a bad desire. Ooh,
I'm a file. That's the real That's

1360
01:34:13.640 --> 01:34:17.800
basically a real song too, which
is crazy. That's Springsteen, basically very

1361
01:34:17.880 --> 01:34:21.359
doom doom, Doom Doom, spirit
Box more like spirit Cox. I have

1362
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:25.720
a perfectly good PC, but he's
still calling his new PS five a hell

1363
01:34:25.760 --> 01:34:29.000
divers machine. And we're gonna lose
the farm. Help just a hard r

1364
01:34:29.039 --> 01:34:31.840
star coffee, so so irish.
My gramps is buried with a sniper rifle

1365
01:34:32.119 --> 01:34:36.439
gay blade, gay blade, I
like Dick Ghost wispers Philip Hewitt versus clientlest

1366
01:34:36.880 --> 01:34:41.039
JLH. My son Frosa to death
in the waye of Ohio by going homeless

1367
01:34:41.079 --> 01:34:45.199
to pay you Fox and now this
is his memorial rip John transferm Gremlin exposing

1368
01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:50.399
exposing people with lactose and Tollerson ninety
million rogins of ionizing radiation. You should

1369
01:34:50.439 --> 01:34:54.119
not vinpen Craig. The Canadian food
of porn is peak porn. Anyone who

1370
01:34:54.159 --> 01:34:57.640
disagrees as an asexual piss drinker,
it's your boy. Shawne d and Hunters

1371
01:34:57.680 --> 01:35:01.680
are dominating the Guardian Games right now. Uh, while Titans are getting gang

1372
01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:05.199
banged by warlocks. I want to
I want to cock. I want to

1373
01:35:05.239 --> 01:35:09.159
cock. I want two cocks by
twisted sisters. Oh, I want to

1374
01:35:09.279 --> 01:35:13.119
rock. I get it. Yeah, I live in now, I live

1375
01:35:13.119 --> 01:35:15.279
in Philly, and everything you guys
said is true. I once saw two

1376
01:35:15.319 --> 01:35:19.239
homeless guys fucking near my high school. Keith David Boye, you're listening.

1377
01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:25.039
You're listening to ninety eight point three
Smooth FM, the classiest station in DC.

1378
01:35:25.159 --> 01:35:29.600
And up next is I Can't Open
my Carl by Alicia o'keys three X.

1379
01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:32.880
So letting people know if you cannibalize
Eugenakooney, you wouldn't gain nutrients.

1380
01:35:33.159 --> 01:35:38.359
That's where stroking stroking joking Emoticon's going
like this a drip im h, Lord

1381
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of homeless trip fuck you, Patreon, let me pupunctuation and my name suck

1382
01:35:41.479 --> 01:35:45.720
my tiny harry balls. Ob you
want to blow me? Jackson Vernon,

1383
01:35:45.039 --> 01:35:51.119
Norwegian game dev sexting like crazy Kremlin
to Gremlin. I'm big, I'm a

1384
01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:54.680
big boy. I'm a big bear
Fellows, I'm a lion. I'm gonna

1385
01:35:54.680 --> 01:35:58.880
steal your bones to give the Covenant
back their come come, come on,

1386
01:35:58.960 --> 01:36:02.319
boys, you won't shake, you
won't shake a poor enwards hand. Uh

1387
01:36:02.520 --> 01:36:08.279
Abby uh t boy Joe Joe Biden's
boy pussy d MX slip in tune.

1388
01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:10.359
AO, I'm sucking. I'm fucking. I can't let up. AO,

1389
01:36:10.359 --> 01:36:15.800
I'm sucking. I'm fucking I can't
I can't let up wage Slay five eighty

1390
01:36:15.800 --> 01:36:17.960
three. I saw a guy from
Michigan also maybe some of you master remaining

1391
01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:23.640
also one with your ass and and
maybe the but hoole showing uh the Peppini

1392
01:36:23.680 --> 01:36:28.760
brothers hold Derek's graved glasses, Chris's
audio remote and Sweeney's foreskin for ransom don

1393
01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:35.159
Doncerson that that bastard curtis the frog
uh, installing a faulty neural think Chris

1394
01:36:35.199 --> 01:36:36.920
has had the place with under on
repeat. You gotta pay the troll soles

1395
01:36:36.920 --> 01:36:40.560
again. The boys hold Gate six
Butterfly by Crazy Town. Come my maty,

1396
01:36:40.640 --> 01:36:43.920
Come, Come my matey. You're
my bussy gal. You're my bussy

1397
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guy. Drinking babies, drinking babies, pretty crazy burst. He's not bad.

1398
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Come with his finger. He was
looking for some cum with his finger

1399
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and my bum in the shape of
an l on my in my colon's pretty

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funny cockstar or whatever cock starr.
He know, I'm a cocklart. That's

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not a heck gay something like that. Now like cock like cock tart underfeat

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Soldier. We are leaving Yellow by
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piss ah. Help fuck alone six, I'm not doing anything. Home alone

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six and enter the Home of Verse. Want cock addicted to the foreskin twinks,

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but you really come in? Can't
stop right? Uh? You can't

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stop. I read hot chili peppers. Help, I've got demons in my

1407
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brain. Uh. John Strickland finally
got a mason dropping enough to fit the

1408
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Chris rag On YouTube Marks eighteen eighty
nine dated a jeweler so she'd spit shine

1409
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my sack and the first Church to
keep David featuring crippling Lasdexia Second Church,

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Keep David featuring being better in the
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nine six gender Band, Chris Sween
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01:37:58.239 --> 01:38:00.640
for mispronouncing that one African country little
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Yeah, it's weird. It's a
little full. To lost my job at

1414
01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:08.760
Cole's because they caught me playing with
the Manequans boobs, Alaskina Fields, trash

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text, State of Salad. Chris, give me a burth fetish Sue Hulk

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to go mass Hares Nikki Ziggy Kingston's
dad a come crusted sock is great for

1417
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spreading butter on toast. Wicked nine
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Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromancer, I got consent Etherian Bridgingian punter and

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Melphis won the Angery Scroud and joined
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sixth floor and is always running out
our list. The King of Haphazard,

1421
01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:35.039
who looking at that piece is gold
there? My piss is gold. I

1422
01:38:35.239 --> 01:38:43.359
drink water to give more piss and
then not piss some mo I like.

1423
01:38:43.399 --> 01:38:46.079
He sings really well in that song. He sounds way too British for me

1424
01:38:46.199 --> 01:38:54.079
to enjoy it, and really he
sounds good though. Look it's Pierce the

1425
01:38:54.279 --> 01:39:03.000
pisss couslie for you. I'll drink
you p p too. He sounds good.

1426
01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:09.800
You sound good too. It's good. I don't know what's happening.

1427
01:39:11.560 --> 01:39:15.720
You know my business? Gold You
know the dude that plays gray Worm from

1428
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I'm from from U, Lord of
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1429
01:39:20.520 --> 01:39:27.119
Worm from uh uh The Game of
Thrones of Thrones. He's a singer.

1430
01:39:27.760 --> 01:39:31.560
He sings and he's really good.
How does he see right to be huh?

1431
01:39:31.640 --> 01:39:35.039
How does he say with no dick
he's not a eunuch in real