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Wow. Hey, how's it going. Did anything happen? I don't
know. I don't think so. I don't think a single thing occurred.
Uh so that's the end of the show, my guys, that's it.
That's easy work, easy work. So sorry, cash this in easy day
in the office. Uh no, So, I don't know the Oscars happened.
I didn't watch him. Do you ever watch I don't know. I
don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever watched the Oscars. I definitely
too, I don't think. I was probably twenty fourteen when A Birdman won
Best Picture and I think Creed came out that year, if I'm not mistaken,
and uh, the Best Supporting Actor did not go to Sylvester Stallone and
that pissed me off because that was like literally his last shot to get anything,
and uh, greed One, does he have an Oscar ready? No,
Creed didn't win. I'm just saying Creek came out that year, and
then there was a Oscar, though he got rock maybe literally maybe for writing
for Rocky literally. Yeah, I think for writing. I don't think for
acting, though. If I I literally I don't know, I'm talking out
of my ass. I literally don't know. I don't know the fact that
you're not even trying to assume anything. It's like, I don't know.
It's one of those things where it's like, why am I even gonna say
I think? When I really don't know. He sounds good, it sounds
like that's a thing. But so he has three. He has Best Original
Screenplay in nineteen seventy seven, Best Actor in nineteen seventy seven, and Supporting
Actor in twenty sixteen. Yeah, got Okay, that's that's fake. I
didn't even know. I mean I got it because he got it in what
you call it? He got it. He got Best Supporting in Greed Too.
I'm pretty sure because Creed two, who was really good at Greed Too,
like actually like great, what was he like barely in that? And
Creature he had cancer. He was very part of it. He was very
much on it. I thought that was the first one. I know,
the first one, The first one he was the first one, he was
just fine. The second one he got cancer. Is it? I'm not
mistaken. He won Best Spporting Actor in twenty sixteen. Oh so he did
win it? Then I guess that, I mean, he was nominated.
Let me see what the hell is going on here? Man? Did I
just dream everything? You just got it all wrong? Life of fucking lie?
Dude, whole I think I know is wrong? My fucking name and
anything. It's like Derek, he got everything that year. Derek he did
great that he killed it. I was bad for no reason. I guess
he doesn't have anything. Wait, okay, what is this Listye? Those
nominations. Yeah, but like it says, okay, so here's what I
googled. Right, here's what it is. Says, does Sylvester Stillone have
an Oscar? And then underneath it says Sylvester Stillone? Academy Awards twenty sixteen
Oscars They're different. No, that's what the Academy Awards are. Are you
sure? Yeah? Yes, Academy Awards. That's why they say I like
to thank the Academy. It's literally, that's true. Literally, the Academy
Awards actually have no idea what it's called the Oscars. I don't even know
why. I learned it at like a museum, like I went to like
some Film Museum, and it was like, oh, and I guess it
just wasn't interesting enough to stick with me. I thought it was like something
had to do with Oscar dela Hoya or something. Now I think some guy
named Oscar made it or something, and it's literally that. Ye, sure,
I'm sure not interesting at all. And it's I don't even think it's
like a particularly important Oscar. It's not even like like of the Oscars that
exist. It's the grouch Kukashka and then this guy. So it really wasn't
much going on. Why is it? So? I just want to find
it? Because it does when you pull it up on Google, it does
say that, yeah, twenty sixteen you won for Best Supporting Actor. Is
it crazy? How useless Google is? Just Google, It's incredible to work.
Just like if you noticed search engines on almost any platform now is not
really about finding results. It's almost like, say, if you look at
YouTube, for example, six four to six videos down, it already gives
you suggestions for other shit that you have no interest in finding. So really
it just here's a couple of things you might find. Oh, maybe maybe
you found what you're looking for in the first few search results. But then
it tries to trip you up immediately, and if you scroll endlessly, it'll
then finally go to, oh, I'll curate something that of specifically that you're
looking for for a long list. It's useless. It's actually know it might
as well it might as well be you have a genuine, serious question and
then you Google it and then there's no response at all. Might as well
be might as well be that you can't ask Google. You can't ask Google
things that are not objective. You can't ask like if it has to be
like a shight up, like a scientific answer, you'd be like, why
how much does how much the three pounds of feathers weigh? And they'll give
you four pounds somehow, And they're like, well, that was no point.
I mean googling this, it lied to me. It'll give you nothing
because it doesn't respect you enough to give you a response. It'll give you
a whole fucking song and Danced Forbid. Cre came out in twenty sixteen,
I guess. And then yeah, I thought he didn't win. I swear
he didn't win. I thought like he got snubbed. Yeah, I know,
I thought I thought some some like there was some gay shit that came
out that year that won jackpot, Like it was like, uh, Dallas
Buyer's Club or something like that, or man like it's always some gay shit,
dude, you gotta if you do some gay shit. There's I did,
like that one thing that they did on topic Thunder or it's like if
you play like someone retarded, you're you're sure to get the nod for well
like half retarded, I guess with somebody autistic. But if you if you
go full retail, you full retire a joke, you become a joke.
You go full retarl, you go explains it and like a serious tone too.
It's so funny, like he's just like well retarded. R DJ is
so fucking talented, bro. Like have you guys seen open Im? I
actually haven't. He kills it in that movie. Man, he's so good
in that movie. It's crazy, like that bomb in his chest or something
like it's hegan and he opened his chest and the light came out, and
I was like, this is he's even better now as Iron Man insane.
That wasplained himself open right in from everybody. Man. That's what I want
to do with movies. I want to just ruin them. I want to
make like a good movie for like seventy five. You three quarters of the
way in, and then it just it's fucked. It turns into like Oppenheimer
is a masterpiece, and then all of a sudden it becomes Iron Man with
the bombs being shoved into his chest and then he's fighting some giant mechanical fucking
Godzilla or some shit, and then people are like, what the fuck is
this? They walk out of the movie theater so disrespectful of film. I
was watching it where it gets so bad so late in that you can't really
walk out. Yeah, it's like you've been here, You've already been here
for an hour and thirty minutes. To walk out now would be an objective
waste of your money even no matter how bad it is. So like,
you're going to sit there and you're going to stay there and you're going to
just accept It's like, oh, yeah, I'm like, I'm watching Oppenheimer.
And then in the last twenty minutes, the Burger King shows up and
starts killing everybody in the room, the Burger Key, and then it's yeah,
it's gotta be it's it's gotta be worse than just like bad tropes that
I feel like it has to be just like really like out of pocket,
like so funny. Oh, like, oh, it's the michelin man and
he just exists in this universe now and and he's impacting world history. It's
funny because I was thinking about this because I just watched uh uh for the
first time, I watched Band of Brothers, that mini series on HBO,
and all I was thinking about of, how you know, well done this
is, and how like you know, they're telling the stories of these these
veterans and ship and all I was thinking of was, man, I just
want in like the last episode that Hitler like turns into one of those giant
monsters in Power Rangers or something like Rita repulses real and like makes them grow
and they have to fight like a giant Hitler at the very end. Like
I just wanted to completely disrespect this entire you know, like this mini series
because it's it's beautifully done. And I was like, nah, you got
you gotta you gotta fucking ruin this shit, bro, you gotta run.
Just finding a giant Hitler late game is crazy to me. Like he's walling
on YouTube like and like giant. Hitler is strong like this guy is.
He's like a gun. Dam this is insane, Like I just it would
be It would just make me so fucking happy to uh that's what that's the
director. I would be. But I guess you can only do that one
time because now everybody expects you to do that, so it's not it's not
gonna be as good, like everyone's gonna be like, oh yeah, well
obviously I'm watching this movie completely with no suspension of disbelief because I am anticipating
when it's gonna turn into something insane versus you know, the first time you
watch one of my films and then it like, you know, you thought
this is fucking amazing, and then all of a sudden, everyone just for
no reason explodes in the movie ends. He just it's like everybody like imagine
like Titanic, right, like it just it just like, uh, ship
cracks, but then like a fucking alien picks up the boat and they take
it to another dimension and save them. You know, like it's just so
like what like, oh God, we're saved. But now they're like on
another planet. Now they have to figure out they're on fucking a rackets or
whatever. Now they have to figure out figure out how to fucking survive,
Like, damn, nigga, it was cold, but I was hot,
and ship, what are we gonna do? You're gonna do it? Fucking
Jaxus submerged in sand. He submerged in the sand instead of the water.
He's like, damn. The idea of the temperature changing, bro the idea
of the temperature blatantly changing in the middle of a movie like Dude is crazy.
It's like, it's real hot and then like three scenes in some boat
someone throws a cup of water into the air and then it gets real cold,
and it's like, what s to this movie? Like thing made so
much sense a few minutes ago. I have to believe in another dimension that's
exactly what is happening that That's essentially what movies are. There. There is
no like masterpieces in beautiful cinema. It's about how much could you disrespect?
Like art is the is disrespect. That's essentially what art is in that universe.
So it's all about doing like what we would consider the most disrespectful thing
ever, but to them, that's what real art is. So we go
there, we somehow make it to that parallel universe and everything is just stupid
as fuck, Like you can't enjoy anything. Everything is stupid. You're like
you want to play a video game, watch a movie or anything. It's
just like, oh, this is fucking terrible. And then you try to
do things your way, like you do mass effect. You try to show
them the fact too, and they're like, this is fucking stupid. The
hell is this? Like it isn't like why he's don't accept it at all?
Yeah, what's up with all these gay alien love things? It's up
all this gay stuff? Yeah, like why is it's I don't why is
there a narrative? Yeah? Like there, like what is this? Why?
Why does big breasts? They don't even understand what's going on? What's
up with Lia? Was she blue? Because it's an alien? Ill aliens
in this that's gay tear down every aspect. It's weird that you have things
evolve on other planets. I don't like that. I don't like that concept
at all. I think if I if it were me, I think I
would have all the planets grow wieners and start having gay sex with each other.
Honestly, And he's the He's the Scorsese of that universe. Yeah,
it's like what you say, they have like an Alfred Hitchcock equivalent, and
it's just like it's the it's the same movie as it's what The Birds is,
but it's just it's just just dicks flying around and then there's no plot
at all. It's just footage of dicks flying around and the sky and black
and white, and then and then Hitchcock shows up for like three frames and
then it goes back to it goes back to flying through the air, slapping
people in the face, and it's called clapping. Get ready for get ready
for this, It's called dicks. And everybody in the theaters clapping their heart.
People are crying, they're streaming the most the most impressive thing they've ever
seen. Their Bible is just cinema actually gets revived. I can't even fucking
fathom what their Bible would be, what a Bible would be in a universe
where like, what would the Sistine Chapel be in a world where it's just
a bunch of fucking doodles. It's like it was like the cardboard, you
know, the card you know, you know what a lot of people's notebooks
look like in high school when like you know specifically like the cardboard back.
Yeah, like everybody would like draw a bunch of ship on that would be
like you'd look up in this fucking cathedral. It wouldn't even be a cathedral
because there would be no respect for her for a cathedral a box and their
Bible even Bible is is the when you when you draw like on a book,
the flip you what's it called when you do the Yeah, it's just
like it's just a stick figure jacking off like that's that's the Bible. He
just busting big. He's busting big like it's a big bus. It's like
a comment coming out of his cock like a big and they're like, yo,
this is a great thing I ever seen in my life. He's like,
I haven't done that, artist, think about that ship. When's the
last time you've done that? It's had to have been like dood like like
no, like say done, because you would have books in school and shit
or whatever, and say, as an adult, you probably wouldn't desecrate your
books, right, you probably wouldn't draw on them. So thinking of when's
the last time I'd done that? Was probably to a school book like something
where you just drew some dumb shit in it, or you know, you
tell people to flip the page sixty nine and then you draw like him tie
or something like that or whatever. Sometimes like those are the good days,
man, those are the good days. Yeah. I really looked back at
like my youth and realized how just how shitty little kids are, but also
how genuinely stupid they are. Like, because little kids, they're not as
dumb as we make them out to be, but they aren't smart. They
aren't smart people, so you really have to word by word them through things.
But the like because I was, I think I was smarter than my
grandmother thought I was, but not much Like I can understand the constant of
things you would say to me, but I would I had no wisdom or
insight to be able to motion through half the stuff because they our parents are
often write about a lot of the shit. We think it's so stupid when
you're younger, and they were like, damn, yeah, they were right
about some shit. Man. I don't know some of some of it.
Some of it, they were right about some of it. They were just
hard asses off for no reasons. They were raised like that. I feel
like some of it they were just right, and you were like, damn
dude, they were actually right about that. I just feel kind of stupid
now looking back and arguing about this. It is. I do remember,
like everybody, Yeah, there's a kid. It reminds me of a Luis
c. K one of his jokes about his daughter trying to say that fig
newtons are called pig newtons and she was so like adamant, she was so
arrogant about no, it's pig newtons. And even though it like it reminds
me of that, I like that joke because it is funny when kids get
like that, cause I can probably remember thoughts of me having moments like that
were like no, actually, I actually remember. It just came to my
head. I remember, and this was just like a Mandela because they made
a joke, a Ghostbusters joke in in and uh was that the space jam
where Bill Murray comes out and he's gonna play and then uh, I forgot
who says it? Elmer Fudd or Elmer somebody says it, and like,
who is that dan Ackroid? And for some reason that stuck in my head
as a kid, thinking that like that was actually dan Akroid and not Bill
Murray and so I remember talking to my teacher being like, oh, yeah,
like that dan Akroid's in that movie and she's like, no, that's
Bill Murray and me being so confident, and she's like looking at me like,
you're a stupid fucking dumb ass kid, like, shut the fuck up.
So she fast forwards all the way to the credits and then shows that
that just shut up, you little dumb fucking kid, because I'm you gotta
do it. Though, the fact that I had the arrogance to slack like
I knew I was talking about like as if I grew up with Ghostbusters or
some ship when I'm a little bitch ass kid, and she literally grew up
with it as a kid, And I'm like, oh, she didn't have
to ether, you know, she didn't have to Like it was like my
place that it made me. It humbled me into a way to be like,
oh yeah, I am seven years old. I don't know what I'm
talking about, you know. Oh yeah, there's a lot going on in
the world that I have no clue about. I'm seven, dude, I'm
still afraid of the dark. I just realized that nighttime is still terrifying to
me. Jesus. I was fucking with a as a in probably five six
years old. I was fucking a flat what are you called night night lights?
I was fucking night lights? You know what, dude? You know
what bothered me? There was a fucking movie called Little Nemo or something,
and there was like the the who was it the the The main villain was
like the the not the pajama No, I fuck, I can't remember,
but it was just some fucking It's probably the silliest shit now if I watch
it. I haven't seen it. It's I was young, but like it
was like some demon dude, and it like actually scared me. And I
think it was like he was like all shrouded in darkness and ship and like
I remember that scaring me wanting to have my fucking light on. And it's
probably the wackest ship. Look it up. Yeah, it's probably it's probably
very dumb. Res You're the Indian and the Cupboard, that movie where they
kick a just kick a hanster down the stairs. That they kick a hanster
down the stairs in that movie, I mean, really baffled. But it's
just this entire scene dedicated to this hamster getting kicked down the stairs. I'm
not even joking, but yeah, a lot of those things that used to
scare. I don't know, I think about the flying monkeys a lot from
uh, Wizard of Oz. They freaked me the fuck out. It's like
really upsetting. The idea of monkeys in the year makes me unsettled, but
like I don't it's scared. I don't like it, but I'm not,
like I can't, this can't be They they my parents took me to this,
uh. I I remember if it was Broadway or what, but I
think it was. It was like some Broadway version of the Wizard of Oz.
I think I've told the story before, but like they had like flying
I don't know, are the flying monkeys in Wicked And it's probably Wicked then,
But like I remember because I loved the Wizard of Oz when I was
a kid. Apparently, like I watched the ship out of it, and
I like I could memorize it, like from I knew the script like beginning
to end apparently. Ah, And so they took me to see Wicked and
they had the flying monkeys but like they were like wired to go like through
the audience basically like it above you. And I was like six or something,
and I was like, this is terrifying because they are no longer confined
to a screen or not even confined to a stage. They are now reaching
out at me and flying over me. None of this is okay. I
freaked out and we left. There's no there's no way. There's no way
I could do that and not grab a kid. Like I would have to
grab one of the children while I'm flying by the I would like I would,
I would have to. I wouldn't take him for but I've got to
pick him up a little bit. And they can be like let him go
dropping his parents arm. You wouldn't you gonna get a chance. It'sthing like
that again, you know, like you gotta terrorize the child, the chance
to yeah, traumatize the kid for life. Absolutely, you gotta do it.
I know it sounds really fucked up, but like, come on,
dude, actually I allow it. I allow it. You know it is
fucked up, but it's just the right amount of fucked up to where I'm
like, you know, a little bit of therapy, get over You'll get
over it pretty quick. You definitely have like a sleepless night or two,
but he'll be fine. He'll be fine. Yeah, nothing really happened to
him. So that's actually pretty good. Speaking on the speaking of the oscars,
there is one thing that I noticed that, Uh, have you heard
of a thing called humiliation rituals? No? Yeah, so I've heard about
this. So I've heard about this before for years, I never believed it,
but uh, Kat Williams brought it back into the into the mainstream from
being on Shannon Sharp's podcast in Joe Rogan's podcast where enable for you to be
rich and successful in Hollywood, you have to go through a humiliation ritual and
you typically it's for comedians. I it's it's coincidentally that they have to wear
a dress at some point. It's typically that that's what they say at some
point, usually in sketch comedy or in comedy films or whatever, you're gonna
have to cross dress or do something like that, and that is your humiliation
ritual. Then you can finally step it up to the next level. I've
always thought that was stupid for one reason. They're you know, Normy's mainstream.
You know people that find like the dumbest shit funny. They love that
stuff. They love Big Mama's House, they love and you know, like
anything that has like, oh you put on a dress and ah, it's
so funny, Like people have found that funny for forever. You know,
it's kind of easy. You know, it's like say, it's it's like
a cheap pop and wrestling where you say you're in New York and you go,
what's up New York and then everybody cheers and shit, and they're not
cheering for you. You say, they said, they said where I'm from.
Kind of a thing and us so like it's just the cheap thing to
do, throwing a dress. It's hilarious, you don't know effort, people
are gonna enjoy it. And so but they're saying it's the Illuminati doing a
thing. So apparently John Cena did his humiliation, which this makes no sense
for a thousand reasons, but yeah, so he he was. He went
on the oscars, He went on stage naked, this butt ass naked,
looking fucking amazing because you know, all he does is pump his ass full
as steroids and work out. That's all he does, and so he looks
great. And I was thinking, how if you're John Cena, how the
you want people to see you like this? This is this is your excuse?
Right, he did a he did a movie a long time ago called
train Wrecked or whatever with the Amy Schumer but ass naked scene looking jack as
ever. I mean, that's of course, why wouldn't you want that if
that's what you're working towards. So, but that's what all the crazy people
are saying online now that they did it to him. There's people making compilations
of like, oh, so here's this person and this actor and then I
didn't see the ship every time I log on Twitter, and yeah, yeah,
because uh huh. In fact, I saw John Cena throw up all
over Amy Schumer in that movie. It was insane. She touched him,
he was like, and he repeated himself all over. Then the movie kept
they kept shooting. The didn't even clean her up. They just kept shooting
the movie. They right into the rest of the film. Dude, that
sounds like my kind of movie. Yeah. So the idea is that,
like, the idea is that there's like a grand conspiracy that like to chumiliate
actors. I guess for reasons, I don't get it. For reasons,
that's the whole thing. They never finished the thought though, they never finish
it, and I'm like, okay, why though I always all always like
why and then to embarrass them obviously, like for what reason? What is
that going to? Also? Is it embarrassing? It's not. It's not
like the idea is just like oh, it's just it's only comedians for some
reason. It's like, well, it's because comedians are the ones who would
do that, because they want to make people laugh. That's why they're it's
funny to see. It's funny. It's funny to see that. It's funny
to see fucking it's funny to see you know, Robin Williams dresses an old
woman in a movie, right, it's funny like someone built like John Cena
and address is fucking hilarious. Like they won't they aside, Yeah, they
don't. They they don't put that thought together. They don't notice that.
It's like pretty much exclusively, it's like almost exclusively comedic actors doing it,
Like they don't put that together where it's like you don't see George Clooney or
like say, you know, just think of like like yeah, like hugely
more serious actors do it. But there are exceptions, obviously, there's obviously
exceptions for oh, I'm gonna play like a trans woman in this role,
or I'm gonna Willem Dafoe and and Boondock Saints where he fucking dresses up as
you know, and then yeah yeah, and yeah, he's he's like he's
gay, but he's also not gay in that movie where he smashes that like
twink Asian and then he like asks to cuddle and he like calls him like
a fag or something that so much after fucking dude, he calls him a
fag. That was my favorite. That interview, That interview where he's talking
about like he's he's gay, but he's he's he loves art, He's interesting.
I love him. I love because he seems like the nicest villain ever,
Like he games off such a friendly villain and energy, like the kind
of guy that like he'll he'll patch you up, but he'll also put a
bomb in you. It is like why he's like there's that video too,
there's that video two of him doing that fit check in New York City where
there's kids go up to him and oh check right. It's like he's like,
I don't know where I got the eat. Oh my god. You
Meanwhile, most of it's door he has. Mostly it's just like, I
don't know, maybe a few dollars. He's just a lot of the more
for me that I forgot about. I completely forgot about that. I've gotta
go watch the ship after. The funniest ones were obviously because they're older.
It's him and John Collins Spas to have the two funniest ones because John cons
Mesito's wearing like a seventy five thousand dollars suits, like walking down New York
City and they were like this one was like, uh, He's like,
I don't know, man, this is from somewhere in Europe. Uh paid
a lot for you this This this hat is worth probably morty a mortgage.
I'm like, damn, dude, why why are you walking around with that
much money on your clothes? That's to me, it's confident. That's not
I don't know how confident that is really though, it's because of the fact
that they don't dress like normal people anymore. They don't. They don't do
that like when they're going somewhere to go out to eat, like, oh,
dress fancy, like all right, crack out this. I guess what
I'm saying is, though, like I look at like it's a it's a
the suit's fine, Like I'm looking at it, but it doesn't look it
doesn't look seventy to know, but what is that? Yeah, you have
to know what it's like, and you would you would have to know.
And if you know, then you're not gonna take it from them, you
know what I mean, what are you gonna do? You know, mugging
for a suit if you if you already know how expensive that suit is?
Starry somebody who has a suit that expensive anyway, So that I don't agree
wearing clothes that cost that much in the first place. My brain starts to
make hiccups. So it's like, why do you have clothes that cost that
much money? Well, because obviously so mostly it's for two things, right,
It's it's just like I'm sure we've we've all experienced this, Like once
you get to a certain level of recognition or whatever, you start getting free
shit and things that like, yeah, like things that you normally wouldn't buy
or so like those suits like that, shit like that given for free.
And also they usually have enough money to where that stuff is like buying a
two undred dollars suit to a normal person, you know, like a normal
person's like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It is about the
dopamine hit of spending money on something that you perceive to be equivalent to that
value in some way. And I think that value changes depending on what you're
know, if you make, like if you make if you have like fifty
million dollars, you know, buying buying a suit, an expensive suit that's
like seven hundred bucks probably probably doesn't feel the same as buying a suit that
costs, like, you know, seventy five k, for sure, I
mean right, but it would be equivalent on that scale because of just like,
well, this is what this is percentage wise about, you know,
not exactly obviously, the math is not exactly the same. But man,
every time I feel like that makes sense, every time I hear seventy five
sorry, every time I hear fifty million, it makes me think because we
were doing like an exercise of putting a billion dollars into perspective, just kind
of like, you know, because I feel like the average person just doesn't
appreciate how much money that is. Oh no, I don't think the average
person. I don't think anybody. I don't think there's a single person who
understands how much money that is? Like, well, what I mean is
just how like when you hear like say you hear somebody like, oh,
a Bezos or a musk or something has over one hundred billion, like well
over hundreds of when you think about that, and I was just like,
oh, fifty million dollars is five percent of one billion? You think,
know, like how low a percent is? Five percent of anything? Is?
You know? Like that that is so fucking mad. That is its
madness because fifty million dollars is already generational wealth for a long time, and
that's five percent of a billion, And it makes my head like spin where
I'm like, how could you pot? How could anybody possibly be allowed to
own that much money? It's just sitting there depreciating actually and not. It's
just wild. It is. It's wild to think about because I'm like,
damn, nigga, I give use fifty million and that wouldn't affect a billion
or in any way, shape or form. But obviously they won't keep their
money, right, like you still want to be ask my money, nigga,
But like I was like, damn, if you, if you,
if you just put five fifty billion in my pocket right now. You literally
would not notice. And my, my fucking my family has changed forever,
for all eternity, for just that five percent. It's so nuts, dude.
It's it's it's insane thinking about once you start thinking about money your brain,
Like for a person that it's not very wealthy to think about money.
It literally, I was insane because there's so much of it, yet there's
none of it. It's it's it's so much yet none at the same time,
and there's a conundrum that makes no sense, Like for someone to have
over like to be worth over like a billion dollars is genuinely ludicrous. Yeah,
it's it's wild. Like being a millionaire, you could live your life
extremely comfortably and never use all your money ever, like ever, and you
can live a comfortable life where you do whatever you want. You go out,
you go to fund you go on private jets. You don't go on
shopping sprees like every weekend. Long as you don't spend like not buying cars
and shit, you can just buy nice clothes all the time. It's it's
insane, you know. That's one thing I didn't mention in my Dictatorship episode
that we did on a snark tank. If you you know, if you're
a member of a snark tank for five dollars snartank dot com. Why do
I keep doing that patreon dot com slage snark tank, I keep putting it
backwards the patron dot com slage snark tank five bucks. We have the extra
episodes, like and uh so one of the episodes, or Chris already did
his Dictatorship, I did mine. Uh, Swing's gonna do his next and
uh The one thing that I would have mentioned is that I think I would
cap probably salary. I'd probably cap things out like ten million dollars. I
feel like, after you make ten million, you gotta like your tax ninety
percent of every dollar. And that sounds absurd, but it was actually way
more strict back in the post uh World War two. Yeah, equivalent is
being taxed at after three million dollars. It would be ninety percent of every
dollar after around three million. That was the equivalent of what it was back
then, which had the most economic growth, all the booming all the time,
the great shit that old people remember when shit was good. Yeah,
when fucking the rich were actually taxed tax correctly. It's funny how that works.
Yeah, right, it's funny how it's funny how that tends to to
shake up that way. Mm. They loved it then, they loved those
that came out of it that just didn't like the words, the words they
were hearing. Well, they hear the words like now you're taking our money.
He's like, you know what I'm saying, that being brainwashed by the
by the millionaires and billionaires, right like even like I heard Joe Rogan hear
that explanation and he's like, that's fucking crazy talk. And I'm like,
wall, how is that it literally worked? How is that crazy talk?
You just want to keep all of your money? So you do stupid ship
like Elon Musky, open up a fucking oh, here's the Musk Foundation or
whatever, and then you just shuffle money around and and then you get to
keep billions more of your money instead of in your pocket because you're just moving
it. You're moving it around in a pool. It's so fucking stupid.
Meanwhile, if I'm laid on my taxes, they fucking try to garnish my
ship and they do nothing to this fuck. It's like, come on,
bro, come on, how we can fuck this hard? But uh,
but anyway, with the quickness, they'll garnish your pay with the fucking hurry
upness. Bro. Fucking like a like a JP, you little little snap
fucking all of a sudden that comes out and it just takes insane. Bro.
I get so mad. I get so mad when I talk to people
about stuff like that. It's like, dude, what do you talk Did
you hear him on fucking him and recently on this podcast and he was like,
I'd vote for I'd vote for Trump over for Biden. It's like,
yeah, man, Biden's doing this whole diversity thing, man, like,
and those people can't even run a basket in Robbins. And I'm like,
Joe, what about the policies of those people that, like, I understand,
the diversity higher shit is kind of stupid, But like, if they're
doing that though, it's not it's it's they're good, they're doing doing for
decades, I understand, But hiring for diversity for no reasons, it's I
understand. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on,
nore, I agree with you, I agree with you, But even along
his train of thought, it's like, but what are they doing, Joe?
It doesn't matter who's diverse or not. What's happening, what's coming out
of their policies. If the cabinets doing good ship, you shouldn't care.
You just be like, this is a good cabin they're doing good things whatever.
Well if they're not doing good things for rich people. But I mean
that the thing hold on. There's a lot of there's a lot of people
that probably see this is this is the thing, Like, I feel like
I just want to put this out there because there will be people who think
there's a problem with the I because they're getting bad information. And it's just
like, this is something that's been going on for decades and it's just really
all it has to do is just systemic racism. Some people don't have a
leg up in life because of things that happened in the past, so they
want to give other people opportunities that are just equally as qualified. That's literally
all it is. And then you have fucking Charlie Kirk and other dumb ass
racist pieces of shit trying to act like, oh, now, if I
see a black pilot, I'm not sure if I'm gonna be safe or not.
And I'm like, you stupid, dumb asshole they're just as qualified.
They just picked the black person to give the black person an opportunity. That's
literally it. That's literally it. And then they're trying to act like it's
something else, like, oh, they're hiring unqualified people. They're just gonna
pick a random homeless black guy off the street and gonna drive a train into
the moon somehow or some shit. And I'm like, what the fuck you
talking about? People are It's like, what do you like people are talking
about? Like, oh, well, people that get are the most the
most racially oppressed people right now. Cars socially is black white people, And
it's like, what are you talking about? I can't talk to Like,
I literally can't. Even if I am someone said that, I would literally
walk away. I would immediately just walk the other direction, like I can't.
We're currently under attack. It's like there's oh my god, I'm glad
you said that, have you, guys. I'm sorry to bring this up.
Guys. I'm so sorry because I know you probably haven't heard this,
and I was probably you probably would have been spared. But you're saying that
white people under attack made me remember that apparently gamer Gate two is happening,
Like I'm I'm oh, you know, they're trying to make a game.
So so you you're aware, Okay. I thought maybe you were like,
oh, you missed some of it. And I was like, I don't
want to bring this up because now they're they're trying, and I say it,
I know, I know they're trying. It's because it's do you want
to explain? I no, you go ahead. Okay. So it's just
not it's not the same, man, it's not the same. So there's
this company called Sweet Baby, Inc. I guess, okay, So Sweet
Baby Inc. Is they're like a diversity inclusion kind of narrative writing thing.
They recommend, they recommend consultation, consultations, right, exactly, so right.
And then so they've been hired to, you know, with some games
and there's just some consultations. And then so all that happened was there was
a steam community group that wanted to monitor which games were using swet Sweet Baby
Inc. And because of that, somebody, I think it was a developer,
I'm not sure. Somebody was trying to get that page taken down or
something saying that this is gonna like be a hub for harassment, which I
mean, you can theorize that that would be true, but that hadn't happened
yet. So it was a thing that this was kind of like the smoking
gun that oh, remember what happened in gamer Gate when they they were all
colluding together writing all these articles shitting on like cis white people and gamers,
the gamers in general, saying, oh, the age of the gamer is
over and all this shit after the whole Zoe Quinn should happen. So they're
trying to act like it's the same thing when there was the problem because there
was a huge diversion that I wish I just didn't pay attention to. There
are people who actually cared about journalistic integrity, ethics, and gaming because anyone
who fucking grew up with that bullshit right playing video games. You read articles
online or you subscribe to magazines, and it was just specifically about the gaming
content, and it wasn't really just personal op eds and like shit baked into
like the articles. But that started to happen, and shit was shifting,
and so it was just like, uh, just getting weird, you know,
kind of calm down. But then it turned into some other shit where
there's the Ethan ralves and people like that that were actually terrorizing these fucking developers
and shitting on them and doing them anything that they could. And now so
those people that got targeted have PTSD and that's all Gamergate is to them,
right and so, and it had nothing to do with any ethics or they
didn't hear any arguments from anybody reasonable. Long story short, these fucking assholes
are back with their shenanigans that never cared about ethics in journalism or gaming or
anything like that. So it's just they're trying to resurrect and they're using hashtags
and shit. And I was like, I can't, I can't do this,
man, this isn't I already I was already this. I'm already disappointed
hearing Gamergate, like I said, from a the lens of from the progressive
lens where they only have one kind of side of what happened, and I
was like, this is just more gasoline and I'm like, damn, dude,
like this is is it really? Like what's really happening? Like what
like saying gaming? Have you felt anything really happened? Like I just feel
like the shitty games are shitty and that's it. I don't Yeah, outside
of uh, outside of like layoffs and stuff, right right right, I
don't really Yeah, there's really not much going on. Yeah, like anything.
I meant like the yeah that they would pertain to like a sweet Baby
echu, where it was so obviously noticeable that some crazy shit was happening because
they're just probably like I don't know, trying to find I know, they're
grasping at straws. I know. Yeah, it's it's not it doesn't really
have the same I don't know to the Sweet Baby stuff is weird because it's
just, uh, it's because they edited their website too to get rid of
certain things, or it's just like they changed what they they're about section is
Uh, they're just they just seem to be like a really poorly managed company.
And the fact that I think whether or not it was the people at
the company or not who went and tried to get that curation thing taken down,
that's just really dumb because you don't have to do that. Yeah,
it just kind of makes things. It's a strisand effect type situation where I
don't actually think there's anything to hot, Like, there's nothing wrong with people
gathering a curation list of games you've worked on. I mean, you might
feel like it's unfair or whatever, but like, I mean, there's nothing,
it's not really breaking any rules. Like it's in fact totally fine for
them to do that. So for for you to try and take that down,
you really shut yourself in the foot. But a consultation company just doesn't
have as much power as as they think it does. Like it's just that,
like they the idea is that, oh, sweet Baby Inc. Is
the company that is enforcing all these progressive politics into games, and it's like,
no, developers by and large are just simply progressive because that's just kind
of how that's the nature of that field, and it's kind of just it's
just kind of how that shakes up. And as a result of that,
they go to these consultation firms, like they seek them out. It's not
it's not the reverse, where like they exist to facilitate a perceived need that
exists in the industry, not because they are enforcing that need on them.
And so it's just it's it's just a complete, I think burger that people
are really trying to They're trying so hard because it ain't work. This is
exactly what they have been wanting from the beginning, I was thinking about my
career on YouTube, and just like a year into me being straight up full
time, where I saw the writing on the wall already of thanks slowing down,
knowing that say, eventually the kind of content that I'm making is going
to die, and that's exactly what I wanted. Oh, that's that's sick.
What is going on? What is it? What is that? My
WiFi went out? Like everything's went blank in my house for a moment.
My bad. You didn't stop being recording, did you? No, I
didn't stop my recording. I'm pretty sure it did stop recording. But I
think everything hanging up for a moment. Look at look at yours. We're
still at forty four my apologies podcast. Whoa, but sorry, guys,
that was weird ast ship. I wonder if that will show up in the
same way. I mean, I'll try to. You guys have re arranged.
Now you guys are not rearrange. Yeah, yeah, I'm the I'm
in the Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it is different that that is.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because I take it and individually. Yeah,
I got really scared because I thought it was a serious earthquake, and
I started shaking a little bit, and I was like, oh no,
it's the big one because I'm terrified. Oh no. I was like no,
because because as that happened, I heard like shifting outside my door,
like Lily might have just went out. And I was like, oh no,
it's an earthquake. And I studied panicing and I was just gonna sit
here and cry while it happened. Yeah, is there any is there?
Oh? Jimmy Kimmel, I know bombed apparently. Oh god, it was
so bad. He was like, R d J used to use drugs,
right, you are a drug addict, right, you used to use drugs.
Like just like just like just move on, dude, I get it.
I was I was a drug I was a young drug addict. I
get it. Now I'm doing better than you ever do. Yeah, he's
making infinity billion dollars from fucking uh like one Marvel film alone. Like that
guy's set. He finally got an oscar too, he deserves. He's a
great actorate and he's like Jimmy was like supporting actors for Oppenheimer. Oh right,
right, that's right, you just say that. And he was just
like and Jimmy Kimmel instead of being like plotting him for that. He's just
like you used to use drugs, you had a drug problem once you did.
To be fair, I would have done that too. I'm be honest,
I'm talking You're I am, I am if I if I have the
opportunity to be in front of a bunch of like the the most quote unquote
respectable people on the planet, you know, because that's true, they are
way more respecting the doctors and firefighters and ship and then I would lampoon the
fun out of them, like and it would probably be really bad. I'd
probably get barely any last, but inside I would be laughing, Like eleven,
I would be laughing. I think, uh, I don't know.
On some level, you have to be like, well, dude, come
on, you make You've made so much money. You're being rewarded this this
Lifetime Achievement award basically to get for this OSCAR. You're a great actor.
Everybody respects you. God forbid you take a joke, you know, one
joke. Granted it's the same joke, which I think is really the main
problem. It's just like all right, fucking it's boring. It's like not
really clever or really interesting or it's kind of boring. I get that,
and I agree with that. At the same time, it's like these are
very over respected people. They're not over respected people. But I think it's
you shouldn't You shouldn't outshine someone's achievement on based on a stupid joke. If
you made a funny I think I don't think it does funny, you know,
but it only shines it if you let it. In that case,
right, I guess it is on you. Yeah, And I think the
problem is the joke, Like if it was better, like I would have
if I was Jimmy Kimmel, I would have been like, hey, like
you and I like we have a lot in common. I would have like
named something and then I would have casually, you know, said that we'd
both done blackface. You know, I would have you know, I kind
of would have ran through the gamut because he back in the day, they
both did blown black face, like they gotta Yeah, so he did a
Karl Malone. Jimmy Kimmel did Karl Malone. Look it up, man,
Look that is crazy. That video is wild. What's crazy that Jimmy Kimmel
was not funny at all, So that must have been agonizing to watch.
That's what makes it so much worse because he's not funny, he's whatever.
I don't really have a the only I only have and to be fair,
to be fair, uh, I think it's also kind of fucked o me
to to find it cringe that because he like when he would cry a lot,
he would cry a lot by doing his monologue and be talking about like
gun violence and stuff, which you know, when you think about it from
a human perspective, it's like, oh yeah, like it makes sense to
maybe cry at that hearing kids getting shot all the time and that can that
can be easily fixable and stuff. So maybe actually it's sad. But for
some reason, I guess since he's not numb to it like most of us,
maybe that's why it comes off as cringe. So, yes, kids,
that's why it's a different thing. Yes, children Having children that like
change that fucking mentality because we don't have to worry about that. I wish
that were true, because there's motherfuckers that like, there are people that care
about their guns more than their kids, and they're like no, no,
no, no, I understand, but you shoot. He's anti guns and
he has kids from his perspective, like, if you have kids, I
think it's gonna be a different thing, like the school shootings, because imagine
how you, like a parent would feel after standing as a rat parent.
No, you're you're right, probably like a real terror. You know.
I've thought about like private schools for that very reason. But I was like,
if I grew up in if that ship probably gonna have been Cali.
It's usually in, it's in, it's in the same areas. It happens
in in areas that you expected to happen. So that's why I'm kind of
that's all you gotta say. It's a you gonna say, it happens in
certain places that often aren't inner cities for some reason. And and just saw
I got to say the very you know, their their laws, their gun
laws are kind of like that's it. Like you go in the store.
It's like I was going to see how easy I'm in Vegas now, I
was going to see how easy it is before I moved back. I was
like, let me se how easy it is to buy a gun? Uh,
Like, cause I know they're in California. It's not that hard.
It's just you fill out some paperwork. A little waiting period, background check,
Okay, get your gun. Uh here. I was like, oh,
I wonder what's the cause. I don't know. I really don't know.
And I was like, let me walk in the store and I see
motherfuckers walking out with several guns the last time I was around there, because
it's right by the Albertsons that I go to every once in a while,
and I'll see motherfuckers walking out with the long I'm like, are you going
to warser? Like you're just fucking and then like, oh, let me
help you out with that, you know, And there's like guy has like
six guns on his fucking fucking belt, Like, dude, this is I
want to an. I want to go buy a gun because it's a gun
store right by my house and I want to go buy one, but Lil
is that we can't have one in the house. And I was like,
man, I would am I just having a gun? I mean, but
I want like a fucking degle. I want like a fucking like an old
Western like iron, like a gun that's bigger than my head. I want
to watching Brothers. I want a luger, man, I really want a
luger. I was just like because they just kept going on and on about
like getting one as a souvenir. And this one dude fucking killed himself on
accident by he shot his artery in his leg, his main artery when he
he he got it put in his pants and he shot himself and he died,
like he sucks. They got you fucking embarrassing, right, that's embarrassing
as hell. That's a good party shot, bro like that nigga like he
got you from the grave. Dude. He was like, oh yeah,
oh yeah, how do you say stupid? And German? Let me see,
I know, I know no German, dude. I know because of
listening to a little bit of Romstein. You know what German? What is
it? Dumb? Stupid? German is dumb? D u m m oh,
that's funny, like stupid. So that's where that is. You know,
we do we are English is like fucking Latin and this bullshit angle German
ship. So the fact that it's dumb is hilarious. That is so funny.
Should we move on to questions? Yeah, because I don't think.
I don't think anything else happened, really don't even years Gear's ex Warrior wrote
and he says, what's up quick questions? Since you guys do two episodes
a week, it's having a Dark Tank episode a week possible. Chris should
still be in those episodes, but he would have to be in in black
sambo blackface to maintain the image of it being the Dark Tank. Sure,
I'm not gonna wear blackface twice, Chris? Why not four times? Like?
Why not month? No, I'm not gonna Why don't you do black
face one time? Because it's too much work. If we get to if
we get to tell you what tell you? What? Tell you what?
If we get to ten thousand patrons, we'll do it. Yeah, yeah,
get us to ten thousand patrons, and then well we'll do an episode
in blackpad to regret those words, Chris, You're gonna regret those words,
Ris, I mean I would be I would be fucking jaw dropped. Ten
thousand is is fucking like an absurd level of like to just like it would
It's I think we're like, I feel like, what would happen is we'd
get to like nine thousand and seven hundred and eighty something and they just just
wouldn't get and then it's like sorry, sorry, yeah, I'm sorry,
man, have this very solid number. Man, I know my worth.
I'm gonna know my worth. I can't go you lord in. This guy's
my bad. I can't low like Chris. Please just do blackface once.
Come on, if you do black think of it like this. The people
that you will draw to the podcast doing black face will probably put it's over
ten k. That is true. The people that like that ship do have
I guess they have very deep pockets. The people that like that should have,
well they don't, but they think they do. They just they just
waste their trailer parks. You're giving all their fucking life savings to fucking to
the richest people. I need to fund your defense. Trump, we go.
We gonna get you off, buddy. And oh damn, I just
got a victim. God damn, they took my seat from me. I
love I love the the You know those people are fun. I don't hope
you guys. Just one thing here from Brian Uh. Brian Sirette says,
hey guys, longtime listener and just recently subbed the Patreon Thank you, thank
you, thank you. Mind been working my way through the backlog of extra
ms and it's been a blast. Been reflecting on the passing been reflecting on
the passing of legend of here Tarama and had a realization that the two biggest
voices of my childhood are no longer with us, Toriama and Chester Bennington,
two completely desperate voices that by right should have never been so closely connected.
And here I am watching vegeta tribute Lincoln Park numb videos, reminiscing about similar
times. Don't really have a question and such, just thinking about the good
old days of middle school. Thank you guys for your great work, and
remember to throw in throwing a horrible am V in tribute to our fallen heroes
like that. Anime was like really intertwined with that entire I totally forgot about
all the well not totally, but like I haven't thought about that in a
while. Like the Lincoln Park A m VS fees were too frequent, bro,
I would just want to watch a regular anime fight and it'd be a
mv's all over the place back in the day, and it would annoy me
to no end. It was like anime characters fight, that's it. Yeah,
it would be like gar versus Lee and be like, uh, three
days, Grace, I'm like, no, I'm not here for that.
Yeah, it used to trigger me bro out what I've done the less myself.
Yeah, I love that. That's completely intertwined to Transformers now, by
the way, Like whenever I heard what I've done, I think, I
think of the smash cut to the credits. Dude, is so well done.
Though people shot on it, but that shit was really well done.
Man. I think people, I think people. I think people are fucking
I don't understand. Okay, I'm a Transformers fan, all right. I
grew up on that ship like hardcore, and the only criticism I had was
like, oh, show a little less humans, that's it, because I
was like, what else did you want from that fucking movie? No,
seriously, one in two, one and two were good, man. The
first two of them were good movie. I enjoyed that. After Yeah,
I didn't have the ones. I didn't care about the other ones. I
like. I like the ones with sand with Wiki, I like those in
Megan Fox. Like I remember when she she's like buy the car or something,
and I'm like, yeah, like there's a I was like, yeah,
that that that's a good scene. That's I like that. Chris doesn't
think many Fox is attractive for some reason, which is insane to me.
That is, I understand her not like being your favorite or something. But
if you don't find her attractive, I think that is strange. I just
think she's very generic, Like she's a very generic looking person to me.
That's what I think. I think extremely. I just think that, like
to me, is is like there are people you see and like that is
an average looking person, and then there's people that will average. An average
is not average. Is not necessarily generic to me though, when I think
about it. When I think about generic, I think about generic in the
context of attractive people, you know what I mean, Like as far as
like oh a magazine, Oh this is a person that you would see in
like I'm on a magazine cover in like grand the thoughto and it's like,
okay, you know it would be like if you told an Ai think of
an attractive like Megan attractive woman, It's like, yeah, I think that's
the case because it's after her, like that aesthetic became very popular, but
like very striking eyes and like fair like sort of tan skin was after her.
Every girl after her started looking like that because at the time she was
the only girl really looked like that for most people. Oh she's really attractive,
And I was said, oh, yeah, she's pretty attractive, but
she's not like like when I think of average, I think of Selena Gomez.
I think Selena Gomez is the most average person with a Hispanics like color
scheme. Like this average person Hispanic. What's Zendaia. I think Zindia is
not like some fucking phenomenal boondshow bombshell of like aesthetics. It's just oh she's
cute and she's famous. Yeah. So, but like when I see Megan,
like, it's to me, it's all about symmetry. It's all about
like it's about because that's really what like we value in a and the the
most attractive people is like, wow, the this the the symmetry of their
face, oh, the jaw, this, the you know, the proportion.
I don't know. I like, I just I like I like distinct
looking people. To me, I think, and for her, she just
I think for her, she just looks like it's just like I honestly,
there was a period in time only through osmosis did I even figure out how
to tell her apart, but like if you if you stood Megan Fox in
like a lineup of models. I there was a long period of time where
like there was no fucking way I was going to be able to tell you
who she was. And that's kind of to me. What's bland and boring
and not exciting about her. It's just like she she could, she would
melt into the background of every scene that she was in. To me,
yeah, because even even even because even just like the way that they would
sexualize her in movies, just like this is the this is exactly, this
is generic the way they're doing this. It's like I've seen this a million
times in like music videos and ship like she's leaning over the car with soap,
and it's like, all right, fucking it works. Whatever it works.
But I don't know, I understand you. You need more like but
like like I find like I find, I find I like I would.
I'm I find zin Zindaiam more attractive than Megan Fox. Yeah, because she's
more distinct. Yes, I understand what you're saying, but it's just the
objectively that's not true though, you know, like in a subjectivity. But
if we're doing, like say a consensus of what I feel like that I
feel like, I feel like that's I feel like that's I feel like that's
way too subjective. I feel like you can't say objectively when I'm saying,
when we're doing a consensus of what attractiveness is, then we're talking about objectivity.
So because because a lot of people, a lot of people think days
because she is objectively a very attractive you're not You're not hearing what I just
said though, like said, if we're doing consensus of what attractive is,
so we when we're using a consensus, like this is what most people agree
on, so we just kind of we we make objectivity applicable to that,
and we don't mean literally every person, because that is an impossibility that is
never gonna happen. So objectivity has to mean something at some point, and
we're using just consensus. And so it's like, all right, so would
you so would you say, on a on a objective line, you think
Megan Fox is more attractive, isn't there? Yes, of course is what
you're saying. I disagree entirely. Actually, I in fact, I am
fact can wager I know people will disagree with you, especially now You're like,
you're not listening to anything that I'm saying It's like on a w if
we're talking about consensus, if we're talking about the we take a poll of
let's just say it was possible to take a poll of every male on earth,
the overwhelming majority of men are gonna say Megan Fox is more attractive than
Zendia. You're you're, you're you're doing it from a subjective lens, and
because you're not understanding what people find what is attractive. Like I feel like,
understand, I understand what, I understand what you're saying. Well,
that's the right point. Still disagree with you know, I disagree with you
means nothing to this argument. You understand I I I get that. But
you're you're talking you're talking to you're talking to like staunch, like, oh,
I would say if we did this, because I think everything that makes
Megan Fox attractive just about Zendia has, but she has, but she is
a multi ethnic person, which more people usually do just find attractive. So
I'm I'm nearly positive that people would probably say, especially in modern especially like
because maybe back when is insane, Back when we were younger, back when
we were younger, you know me, you know that is so incorrect because
there are so many this standard of beauty in the beauty industry look like Megan
Fox. That is the same, not not actually not only her anymore,
that's anymore. But the thing because what I'm there are people that are caring
to people that look like her because they're acknowledging that other women are very beautiful
as well. But there is a standard that you're not understanding that of what
people look to It's like, say, there's a standard of what people consider
strong. There's specific type of physiology that people will look to you. If
you blind up a group of people, they're gonna pick. And that is
I'm talking about. That is all I'm ran correct what I'm what I'm saying
is, but I'm saying, like right now, right like, if we
take out like most of the highest working models in the currently world, right
the women that people are that's their job is to be a beautiful, attractive
people. A lot of them are objectively mixed heritage, light colored hair,
tar thin women that look similar to Zendaya. Literally, argument though, I
don't understand what you're saying. So when it comes to you saying like,
people will say, oh, abtractiveness, people would say it's like Megan Fox.
I think maybe at a period of time that we lived through it might
have been that, but I don't think it is that now. I think
it is still that overwhelmingly. I heavily just agree if you look agree,
dude. Okay, So the I think you see, you're you're you're doing
this from a subjective lens of people that you find attractive and who you're paying
No, no, no, I think I think there I I find Megan
Fox more attractive than the day because I remember as in DAYA from Shake It
Up, and I'm like, oh, that's like, kid, well that's
not my exact attractive type. But I'm not sure where you're arguing from then,
because I'm just looking. I look at I look at like the modeling
shit I've watched, Like I watched modeling shows and and and I've listened to
people that are younger talk about the most beautiful women ever. Inday is often
the prettiest girls. That is not that is not evidence of That is anecdotal
evidence of like the handful it is who are still on the top of the
industry are considered the most beautiful and look at. This could even be contributed
to some other ship that I'm not even trying to get into like when you
talk about like white supremacy or whatever, blah blah blahlah blah. Oh no,
and I agree with that as well. I don't even. I don't
even, but it's still just the standard. It's just like I try to
give it. I try to give you an example of, say, when
you talk about muscles and what people think if there is just a stand that
is not what There's a lot of people, there's a lot of women out
there that would prefer dad bods over like say that standard fucking shacky man.
But that is not the fucking standard the dad bod this because even though it's
way more popular now, you know, it's just one of those things where
it feels like a false perception, like say how the say how the chuds
are losing their minds thinking that everyone's trans now when it's like still fucking no
percent, it's barely anybody in the population. Where it just feels like because
they've heard more stories and now it's being covered more, they think that there's
some massive thing. Like Matt Walsh going on Joe Rogan's podcast and saying millions
of kids are transitioning you're taking these homelone things and it was like under five
thousand and like five years or something. They looked it up right there too,
he said that statement. He looked at idiot he made a documentary and
somehow didn't have any of that information. I'm like this nigga, can like,
can can we just savagely beat this guy? Like? Please? Can
we just we just fucking like all come together as like a nation and just
like you know, you see the words, you see the words when they
fucking like that dude, they they they they said he shot Cyrus, and
the fucking they just everywhere him to death. They just death. I was
like, can we can we? I think we can all agree all.
I know what your statement are, Derek. I do agree that I think
that I would just say, once upon the time, I think your statement
was more like more concrete, set and stone. I don't think it's exactly
as powerful of a statement in the current age. It's probably not that I
still think it's still I still think it's a standard. But even though subjectively
I would see I would say potentially that based on sheer popular like global,
we're if we're talking about like global, right, Yeah, I would probably
I wouldn't be surprised if Zendea was more conventionally attractive to more people, like
almost overwhelmingly on the specifically because Latin America exists, South America exists, you
know, fucking I do feel like like even even in China and it's India
and like all these places where it's like, I do think that there is
probably like a bit more of a I feel like people generally majority wise would
probably lean towards Zindia today. Why nothing for a period of time for us,
we lived in a time where she was that girl, you know,
and I think now Zendaya is that girl. So why I think this is
why I don't think that it's like if you don't know who Zindaa is,
I don't think the average person's finding her attracted, to be honest, I
just don't think because I think like there's so many people think we're going in
circles. Well we're not going. So we didn't even we didn't even touch
that. We didn't even touch that subject. But also like just to your
just to your know, well, the subject of saying that if she wasn't
famous, because one thing that like say if I if I literally found a
girl on the street that like Zindia with no makeup bond and I'm like,
he think this, she's cute, but you wouldn't be like, oh man,
she's fucking cool, or you could do yeah yeah, I know.
Yeah. But that's that's what there's a lot of. I mean that that
is not that that's necessarily true, because I could I bring it back to
aesthetics with like say, having these what people call in the symmetry, like
oh the features on her face, they're so aesthetically pleasing. That's what people
will find this standard of beauty. And and like I said, I didn't
really want to get into it, but it's just like say, the the
white supremacists like stink on it that like most cultures around the world, even
brown people around the world strive to be like lighten their skin, have thinner,
narrow noses. This is what the standard of what they shoot for.
This is still a thing. And and like I said, I didn't really
want to talk about it, but I just I just from knowing that and
what cultures strive for all over the world still to this day, with the
exception of an ass right, because like Kim Gardasson kind of changed that.
But what makes that this is what confuses me, right, Like, I
understand what you're saying. Yeah, I get it, you're right. But
at the same time, African like black features literally like someone that looks like
her is what everyone strives to look like. Is the kind of facial features
and the skin tone and the jaw features of Zendia because for always people have
been copying like what black people. That's why people think. People think Beyonce
is beautiful Beyonce. It's appealing on a scale to every kind of personally combined
the black and white traits of people. I still think, like, I
look, I know what you're saying. As far as like like like,
I agree, I'm not much more about it. But there's a lot of
nuance in that conversation. Do I do agree with No, it's it's I
don't. I don't disagree with what you're saying that like that, because I
think at some point that she's gonna completely come to an end. I think
it hasn't yet. That's all I'm saying. I don't think it. I
think like, I just think hasn't ended yet. But and and just for
the record, like I don't think I am I like big noses, for
example, like I like ethnically looking women. I like, uh, I
dated this Greek woman with a giant schnauz. I've dated people with widely.
You know what I'm saying, Like I like features. But it's just at
the end of the day, I don't care if you're hot. You're hot,
that's all. It doesn't matter, really, it doesn't matter. It's
like everybody, Like a lot of people are hot in their own way.
That's why I'm not even trying to say, like, I don't think Sindia
is not hot. I just think that we were talking about, you know,
like the yeah, but whatever, no, whatever is a productive conversation.
I think, you know, fucking objectifying women it makes me happy.
Why Jello wrote in he says not a question, but I audibly said,
shut the fuck up Kingston when he tried to go into his I don't understand
hater's thing. I dumb man. I think I think hating someone I just
disliking is one thing, but like really really hating someone as wild. That
guy probably doesn't love anybody or doesn't even have anyone loves him. That's why
he probably said that all that. Oh that was the Ques that was the
Yeah, now his name is whye Jello? Oh he was white Joe.
Okay, gotcha? Yeah, all right, now I'm sorry. But dig
through the semen and burn through the women and slam in the back of my
ass. Then come slob zombie. Slob Zombie. Not bad. It says
what's up? Correct, less correct, and more correct. First time I've
subbed, But I've watched their guys content for almost ten years. It's crazy.
Wow, I've always yeah, what the hell freeloader, I've always behind
on episodes and listened to the one where Derek was talking about the band Death
and it was and it was cool to hear about an obscure band that I
know. I found them in a lot of music I listened to because of
YouTube, Spotify and Spotify algorithms. It's weird knowing how most people in the
in the past found their music through organic means, but now I almost exclusively
find it through Uh what is this? Discover Weekly and similar recommended artists of
what I listened to. Hope to hear this red in a month or two.
Well, here's the thing. I wanted to read this specifically because it's
good, good concept right, but there's no question, And it ended with
I hope to hear this red in a month or two, as if there's
like some kind of like there's there's like a vague passive aggressiveness there very slight.
It's like it's like three percent. But you gotta it's gotta be questions.
I threw you a bone here, look because it seems like you really
wanted to be read. But the question is, are typically important? Right?
It's fast as to comment on something. Wouldn't that be acceptable? I
guess, yeah, But to be fair to you, he didn't. Also,
there was no command either. Yeah, I guess, I guess.
To me, I don't know, like it is strange to me, but
I don't know. I remember getting music organically, like I remember people handing
me CDs and stuff like so I remember that time. So this is not
it's not weird to me, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
like he's uh, he's a younger lad. I'm assuming, yeah,
I would have to assume so, like so to get stuff that recommended.
I actually I've thought about this just recently that I don't discover music that much
anymore because I I don't really use d I know, there's like a radio
feature on Spotify, like it'll do recommended artists. But the thing is,
the algorithm is so shit that it just keeps playing shit that I already know,
or things that I've already listened to recently. Like I'll use Spotify DJ
every once in a while to see if it'll currate something cool. It's the
same fucking shit every single time. It'd be sometimes because and this is I
and I noticed artists deal have to deal with this. And maybe you want
to do a separate account, but you want to listen. You listen to
your ship on Spotify. You know it's posted on there, and you'll listen
to it. You're checking it out. How does it sound on there?
It's good or cool? And then all of a sudden, ID be like,
hey, yo, I'm d I'm the DJ. Fucking here's the one
from Derek Blackman. I'm like, are you fucking kidding? Like it doesn't
know, it doesn't know it's me though, And I'm like, bro,
that is fucking it's me DJ. Dude. It literally sounds like fucking you
off. Yeah, it does, it really does. It's like, let
me let me tap you off with a little bit of Derek Black. It's
literally and I'm like, I get upset. I'm like, I don't want
to who wants to hear their own music? That's a little I don't know.
Look, I don't know if it's weird to anybody else, but I
do think it's a little bit weird that they gave this ai like a very
slight black scent. Total. I think it's a little bit. I think
it's a little weird that it's like very clearly a black guy, although I
guess, like I guess they probably just use some guy's voice. Yeah,
that might probably Okay, that makes that makes a lot more sense. I
remember when I first heard, I was like, did they just invent this?
This this like text the speech thing and made it black? Hilarious?
Hey, how's it going? I couldn't help but notice you were listening to
Camel Danson. Here's Derek Black. Dude, it's step I hate it.
I hate it. So, yeah, that's not very good. It's it's
it's the same thing over and over again. It's like, all right,
we know what you listen to. Here's a little bit of Rise Against,
and it's like, I'll listen to Rise Against if I want to like,
I don't need I don't need you. I don't need you to send me
anything that this band has done. Bro, I know it. I think
I know one of the playlists, one of the segments by heart, because
it keeps giving it to me. It's the same thing. It's slip knot.
It is fucking a band called and I'm not gonna go through all of
it. It doesn't matter, but it's just like it. It's crazy.
It's my my, My freaking radios go from like it's like like trap,
like New York music, like gritty New York drug dealing music, to like
Masta don to like Marvin Gay to like Earth the kids see those those sponge
of like iron really good, And I'm like, what the fuck, dude,
like my mood, I'm trying to make a shower, have a mood
and all this music and I'm just like, feel so many you haven't heard
these no SpongeBob trap songs? Nah, Yeah, that's it's this guy.
It's a guy named Globe I think is his name. But he does these
like he does these like songs with like it's Ai, but it's it's Ai
voice changer. So I let it slide because it's like that's kind of like
an impression whatever. Like if there's voice changers, there's been voice changers forever.
I'll let it slide because you're still writing this organically as a person.
But like they're really well produced songs from like the SpongeBob Crew basically, and
like they they're each rapping and like SpongeBob wraps and squidward raps and Sandy raps.
And there's one that's been like fucking nailed into my head, uh where
it's like, uh, I don't remember what it's called, though there's a
lot of them. Trent is okay, Like there's there's one, hold on,
I've had it stuck in my head for fucking ages. No, it's
it's I just popped the bean watched my eyes grow That one. I don't
remember what the fuck it. I don't remember. I don't know what it's
called though, Is it kill can? There's so many of them? Why
there's so many? There are million views? The bottom Yeah, no,
no, it's the bottom two. Oh it is, yeah, the bottom
two eight million views? Man, what the fuck? Wait? Really?
Oh yeah, the bottom two? Yeah. Yeah, it's like really good.
It's like un ironically, like a really well produced song and it's got
like a good hook. It's weird because I'm just like I have it on
my Spotify like ironically because it's just like it just feels good to listen to.
But there's they're doing some weird shit over there. Most of them don't
hit in my opinion, but like this one, this one did. That's
crazy man, because this is like this is I mean, I get it.
It's just like it's it's what I finally embraced, right the gash on
my on my stuff and like they do numbers like if you if you like
lean into So this is a great this is a great medium to get into,
like, oh let's do now we have the AI to make it sound
accurate and now you just got to write a good hip hop track and you'll
kind of slap the voices on your set. So it's it's pretty smart,
it's pretty ingenious. Really, you make a lot of money doing this ship,
Yeah for sure. It Yeah, they're making they're making good Yeah.
It fucking millions millions of views within this past year. It's crazy man.
Yeah, it's they're really well produced. It really bothers me. It pissed
me off when I first saw it because I was like, God, damn
it, why is this good? It's so good? That's sometimes that's that's
the problem I get to. I don't know when things are too good.
I kind of like it's just a personal thing. I just kind of get
checked out after a walk because I'm like, man, fuck this. I
just get like, you don't like good things. I mean, like when
it comes to ship like this, like when it comes to like like a
parody or something that's supposed to be like fun. I feel like there there's
when it's too good. The there's a little bit of the charm, there's
it kind of it's lost just in my opinion. Uh Like I like when
it's just a little like when it's not perfectly. I love the AI stuff
when there was moments of it where it's like it's just off because it's yeah,
it's like imperfect. Yeah, there's something charming about that where it's like
the president's playing uh a kind of strike or something. When that was happening
and there would be like these little hiccups where it's like that's not exactly Obama.
Yeah, it just made it. It just I don't know it made
it a little nicer, like when it when it's perfect, I acknowledge them,
like that's amazing. But I also feel like, well, I guess
anybody can do this now kind of a thing. I guess. I don't
know. There's something. Yeah, yeah, there's something about it that I
just don't appreciate. Definitely I get you with that. Yeah, shout out
to glob Yeah yeah, what is glorb anyway? I don't know? All
right? Uh, all right, paniced Fembo. Did we answered? I
don't know whatever, Panic femboy. I don't think it was a question.
I think that's why there's nothing to say about it. Uh, because that
was the music question, right was were we still yeah? Oh yeah,
yeah, oh you're right, you're right, Yeah, yeah, we were
talking, yeah yeah, we spent yeah, okay, you're good nigga,
Yeah, alright, it's his Panic femboy rasid his hello, psychotic, misogynistic,
and blind. Question today came from my road rage fantasies. You now
have the ability to snap at people and make them combust with the force of
one pound of semtex. Assume zero mistake or misfire allowance. How would you
use or abuse this newfound power. I would not use it at all.
I would not use blow up rats. Oh man, I would blow up
rats. That's the start, dude, that's where you start. You start
rats, man, and then you're blowing up the schools. I would only
go to deer. I think I would do it to a here for sure.
I hate I'm like driving and I see it running, and I see
it running kind of you can do it? Like, uh, can I
do it to any pickup truck that has nuts on it? Can I do?
That's crazy? I think I would do that one. I guess you
can. Yeah, it's a whole pickup truck. Yeah, just blow the
one that have those hanging nuts from like any of those that they have the
nuts on their truck. Like you're dead, You're You're so fucking gone,
dude. I'm not using that shit at all. I feel like if I
use that ship, because if I'm gonna start one place and I'm gonna have
a bad days, why it's like you know that make you disappear, and
they'll be like I would think of you this, and then there's this person
in front of me and I'm like, like, what I've done, I've
started it and then I'm gonna go crazy. Yeah, it's like heroin,
right, you just you're like you would get addicted to blow people up.
You can definitely get addicted totally. You can't just have one, dude.
It's it's just like prangles man, can't just have one. Just start sucking
everybody any one gold face, Well, you need you need lis a handful
of them for more after that. That's even more true for the goldfish for
sure. Like you can't who what psychotic person just opens up the bag.
It just takes out what it rolls it back up delicious. I think I
would beat that person to death if I saw them do that. I wouldn't
touch that, wouldn't touch them. I wouldn't touch on my hands affect they
might affect. Oh god, no, I'm not gonna say that. That's
crazy. That's that's gonna sound aod terrorist thing. But yeah, next question,
next question, I don't want to all right, Uh, we got
one more. Let's up Smash Mary Kill. In order of appearance on the
video version of the podcast. My job recently stopped allowing headphones, so I've
been spending too much of my time pondering in silence. My question is how
long do you think you could last without music before? I wanted to eat
somebody else like a zombie tulou. Music. I need, I need music.
I need it specifically for working out. That is silent. Working out
to me is so psychotic. Silent cardio is insane. If you can do
silent cardio, your psychopath, Yeah, you're a psycho path or you have
an imagination that is evil. I have an insane imagination, like a child'sation.
I've imagined a bright light so bright I hurt my eyes in my imagination.
Okay, I'm gonna let you have that one, but it sounds it's
more stupid than you, like when you got so sick, you're steaming right
like I was closed my eyes. I was like, imagine bright light,
and I kept imagining bright light, and I was like, ah, and
I opened my eyes because it was two bright imagining bright light. Okay,
exactly, no, exactly. I think that's schizophrenia. But I'm glad you
acknowledged it. I think, but I don't want to. I don't want
to think. I don't go back there. I don't I know it's probably
there, it's probably the seeds already been planted. I just gotta wait till
it takes folks told, I know what you don't got time for that.
That's fair, that's fair. I know the mine's powerful. I once I
listened to a meditation thing. It was in twenty twelve. I remember I
was sleeping on a couch. I was crashing on this couch and I was
listening to this meditation thing and I was trying to see, is it possible
to bust without touching yourself? I feel like I almost got there, dude,
but only that one time. I never got there. But like I
feel like with the right training, so maybe it is possible for you to
like you hurt your eyes or some shit, because like I was, like,
I got close, man, I was. I was trying because I've
always what a trick would that be? Though? Right, wouldn't that be?
Because he would be like this one second, all right, let's go
there, Like I would start wearing these pants that had a like that would
I would sew like a condom on the on the outside of them to where
I can sell my penis out like it's still shielded. And then it's be
like, all you guys check this out, you know, and they just
get it. Hard, real quick, and then H like, I think
we get people used to nudity, because I think it's kind of bullshit that
people get so they're so afraid of genitals. So I think what I'm I
don't even remember what we were supposed to, Derek. I don't know how
it went from me me imagining so hard I've blinded my almost blinded myself to
you busting and having your dick out, Like I heard that conversation do this
you know music? I mean, yeah, first of all, the dude,
fuck that job that you have that where they're like, oh, no
more headphones. So what you need to do is grow your if you can
grow hair, grow your fucking hair out, and then you can have the
you know, the wireless earbuds and they won't fucking know. Yeah, that
is completely fucking unacceptable where you used to be able to have it and now
know to me, it's like, okay, if they never had it,
fine, because then you would never miss it, right, But the fact
that they took it away, I'm like, nah, dude, we're rioting
stick mutiny. You take over the boss and you become the boss mutiny,
you become a fucking pirate and you take over the dressed up like a pirate.
Go to your office wherever you work, dressed up like a pirate,
and and and rally your fucking office your mates, and then take over and
blunderbust and put a blunderbust on it. Put the keys from your keyboard in
that ship, and then just blow his face off. Mods and hot keys,
and this is my are you pick and sew up all the highest banister
in the place. Walk back into the highway, busy highway. It's hit
like thirty times. Oh yeah, yeah, what a way to go.
You know what? But what was the question? I imagining a world without
music or something some ship like that. Oh my god, that is that's
exactly what would happen if there was no music. That scenario, right,
there would be a reality. I imagine the world going crazy. Oh it'll
probably take me like a week, because all I would do is listen to
podcasts and then after a while, like, all right, I can't do
this anymore. I need something. I need rhythm, I need stuff.
Ill, everybody would be humming and ship and then I would really drive me
crazy. Then I would really start killing you don't like humming? I don't
mind humming. But like usually people that have just just have no you know,
they're not they don't have any type of they're not musically inclined at all.
They'll be kind of just yeah, and I'm not musically and I'm like,
what the hell, You're just mumbling noise. You're just doing noise,
and it's it's upsetting. People will start mumbling. People will start mumbling more
that like I have, there's a piece of my subconscious brain that is so
mad right now. That's just like that would fucking if people were actually doing
that, someone would get like, people will get assaulted, people get hounded
like a zombies would I'd be in jail fast like I would, I would
snap. I would just get really sad. I think music is such an
important thing for it to make me like, it makes me happy. I
needed to like reset myself. But that I'll just get really depressed. I
just heard a song that I haven't heard in so long. Do you remember
Beautiful Life by Ace of Bass? Yeah, it's a beautiful Life. Uh
oh, I have heard that song since I can't even remember. But it
was wherever I was today. I was in some store and I was like,
holy ship. I completely forgot that that was even a song, and
it just kind of brought back a lot of memories. It was it was
fun ace of bass. Wasn't that that guy who did that? Is?
It wasn't it? Didn't they? They did something strange, didn't they?
Probably a bass? It's a bit. Let me see what is a uh?
He's my duck. Maybe not something, it's something else the base of
my penish. Yeah, europe Swedish. I was like it was so European.
All right, credits yes, oh ship? Yeah, all right,
let's read let's read them out. Cunt me down three two one. Miguel
O'Hara's trans maask pussy Letti, Gray, Nick Nick jackal I, Chris Reaguan
am a gay homo for real? This is not a joke. I'm not
just saying it because it's the name on this gay list. Congratulations say they
is? Yeah, Sithera is conjured squirt sword. When are you all coming
to Australia for a show? Yeah? Good luck? How do you make
the names? Won't let me that? Jack the world's fastest Maori? Love
you guys? Did? Why did meet you? Happen? In twenty fifteen,
Europeans just figured out bathing, and now you're complaining what I didn't get
the connection. I didn't get that. Yeah, that's incoherent. Thank you
for your money. Forcing I'll think about it. Forcing my forcing my cancer
riddled son to use his make a wish to get Keith David on the pod
on on the Snark Tank Big Meat. He stinks, Andy the man who's
Handyes are st here and Dandy Snarktank Gang, Keith David, Jeremy coombed in,
Jeremy coombed in my yes today heats playing hundreds on Patreon to not use
benefits. Hey, man, that's what it. Sometimes it happens. Christ
is Prgerian anal dwelling vestigial twin and wanting him to stop eating Chipotle. I
never, I really never understood. Can I say something as well, like
I just I never understood the whole Taco Bell makes your stomach hurt, or
like Chipotle makes her stomach hurt. I don't fucking understand what people are going
through. I think these aren't get defeat stomachs before. But like I've definitely
I've never had I've I've never even had the association ever. It was just
like it was just like normal fast food to me. My stomachat's more after
having McDonald's, Eating fast food in general at late times will make my stomach
urt. In general, no matter what it is fast food past like eight
o'clock, I'll get myself a stomachache. The only time I feel bad is
when their food was obviously something was wrong with it. Like I ill play
a loco and someone was wrong with their chicken one time and it fucked me
up. But it's the worst thing for something to be wrong with Yeah.
But besides that, I feel like I feel like just weak bowels. Man.
I think some people just don't have They talk about that ship and I
think it's like the beans or something that they can't handle them or something.
I don't know. People, people got a fucking hydrate or something or don't.
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. Literally never once was
like oh taco bo oh chipoli. Literally never, not once, And I've
had a lot of Taco bell I've had a lot of weight uh Yu,
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