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Hello, and welcome to success.
It's Marge Simpson. I need you to

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coach like I've never coached before.
Marge. Please, I'm with a client

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now. You listen here. Bob, we paid you off as savings we

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had in the world. You can
at least tell my husband something encouraging.

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All right, Homer, what is
it you're attempting to do? Went over

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a difficult client. I'm trying to
land a plane with no experience, Homer.

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I gotta tell you I'm not very
good. I went to the Harvard

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of the South. Duke that's good, not Duke Vanderbilt a little further south.

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Don't make me say it, forefinger
disgunt, dude. Maybe wondering whou

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the audio a little bit shit at
start there? I wasn't it in record

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again. It's because I'm so used
to pushing just record there. But you

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know what, I don't care.
I'm gonna fuck. I'm just gonna use

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these for the cameras. Dando has
reached Season nineteen podcast. It doesn't give

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a fuck anymore. It's understandable.
We are having a good chat. We

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are checking ourselves out in the camera
looking good. Yeah, we won't get

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to the end and go, let's
just redo it. We'd better redo that.

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Yeah, but you know, season
nineteen did not kick off with a

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bang. You know what the biggest
disappointment for me for season nineteen was it

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was the fact that, besides the
opening intro, they didn't incorporate any elements

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from the movie, almost as if
the movie just didn't exist. They sort

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of acknowledged it in the intro with
the skateboarding through the characters and all kind

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of stuff, and they don't and
all that kind of stuff like that,

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but then it was just forgotten about. They didn't get Spider Pig after the

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couch game. That's true. I
think they just thought, okay, well,

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well this, we'll do our due
diligence, will acknowledge that there was

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a movie events happened in it.
But it's just status quo. I get

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start a movie. It's not canon
apparently. But when you have a movie,

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right, you think, surely you're
going to do something that is going

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to play on forever, even if
it's just having Spider Pig in sitting in

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the kitchen, having every once in
a while to have it trot through the

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frame. Yeah, it just it
didn't bother me. But I just thought,

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what a wasted opportunity there. You've
just done this movie and I get

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that you acknowledged it at the start, but it should play into canon somehow.

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And I know canon is a dirty
word, but Spider Pek was huge

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at the time. Remember Spider Pick. Spider Pick was very well. They

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based the whole all the trailers around
spot exactly right. People were singing spider

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Pig, spider Pick. So why
was Spider Pick not in the show?

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Now? I don't know the world
had spider Pig fever. They did,

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indeed, but yeah, he loves
to fly and he does. So we

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had the guest stars from Lanovichie,
which was just a shameless cameo, it

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wasn't and we had Stephen Colbert,
so Stephen Colbert as Colby Krause another what

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have you called a fresh face?
It's like, yeah, it's just a

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shoehorning in, is it? Though? Yeah? I think what disappointed me

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about this episode? And sorry I'm
talking of due diligence. I really should

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have done mine and gone back and
then that how many times Homer has had

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either a legitimate life coach or just
a role model or someone in his corner

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saying change your life by doing this. Well, the problem is they blew

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their load with Carl and season two. That's very much. There's no going

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back from that. It's like you've
had Carl. It's only down from there.

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Yeah, now, forgive me.
Is Carl and Max Power? Is

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that the same episode? Carl season
two, Max Power season ten? Okay?

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Then Max Power was just home and
getting his shit together himself because he's

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the character on TV and he got
a new scarf. That's right. Yeah,

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but Carl was Harvey have you one? No, it was not Harvey

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Fire. Yes, Hard must be
sitting aging common mister Hard must be sitting

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there going my god. I didn't. But he was so good as Carl.

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He was great, and that was
a I thought that was a great

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storyline as well, despite the fact
that I clearly conflated too and couldn't remember

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an individual one es. Also,
one of the quotes are using every day,

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every day life, whenever we go
shopping, let's go shopping. The

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thing I remember most from that episode
is when he gets the tailor's seas you

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conceal it or something like that.
It's so good, it's fantasy. If

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I ever get in the tailor enemies
you conceal this. He was the best

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life coach home he's ever had,
very much, and when you get Cobbe

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Krause, this just feels lame.
Our friends in other parts of the world,

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we probably talked about this in the
past, But there's a chain of

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supermarket see called n QR stands for
not quite right. These items that have

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been discontinued are approaching their best by
date, or even they're used by date.

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I discovered there's a difference. You
never heard that ever. It says

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used by it, don't touch.
It's like this is a recommendation. Shuck

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the fish, unt touch to dyes, and Kobe Krause felt very much like

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the n QR version of In America, you might say the dime Store,

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the nineteen nineties of chains. Understand
the Franklin's Fresh. He's not even the

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Aldi. No no, I won't
have Aldi. No no, That's what

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I mean. Like but Adi,
I told you about the Tariza and Haluomi

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burgers of this Oh so delightful.
I get that, But it's Aldi will

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forever be seen as Oh, it's
that other supermarket. It's not the big

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Dots, tims a tough kitchen.
Aldi chocolate this. But but during COVID

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they were great for getting past it. They always had a ship leader pasta.

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You go to Coles was like you
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take what you want. Boys,
it's a friend zre. So yeah,

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Colby was very much that that kind
of thing. I'm wondering where Colbert.

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Do we still call him Stephen Colbert? I mean there's actually a pronounce

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his name, because I was of
a mind that when he had his show

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where he was the sort of the
right wing talk show, it's like a

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bit of a spin off from the
Daily Right was he Well, that's the

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thing. It was a bit of
a pisstake. He was like a I

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think he was like a mock Fox
Newsy kind of host, and the Colbert

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was kind of a bit of a
weird flourished they put it. I don't

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know it's at Colbert or anything like
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Colbert, my apology Stephen, I've
always said Colbert. I'm wondering where he

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was placed at this time, if
we're still doing that show, or if

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he'd become a one of the late
night talk show hosts in the in the

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Jimmy Vein, let's go Stephen Colbert
two thousand and seven. That's when this

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air The Colbert Report two thousand and
sevens Colbert. Okay, so he's doing

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Colbert Report. Yea, so he
was a name. And this just feels

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like we had a bit of a
bitch before we started recording today, right

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how podcasts just feel like we'll bitch
about TV show rewatch podcasts and how the

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co stars go. We're going to
rewatch the show with you guys now because

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we're not feeling it anymore. But
podcasts in general just feels like it's a

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bunch of celebrities now going who can
get the next guest celebrity. It's almost

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like talk shows have become podcasts.
It was very much there's anybody but Mad

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Groening. You're stealing our bets.
Yeah, And now it feels like The

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Simpsons season nineteen is almost feeling like, hey, look who've got this week?

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And let's base an episode around that. And it's like, ah,

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the story is not strong enough.
Yeah, And there's life march higher than

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my life? Why why I've got
in my notes, I've written WTF every

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time I just went what's going on
here? And there was several of those

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here. It just doesn't This just
felt such a weak premise for a season

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premiere. It did. I mean, I like the idea, not just

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on in fiction and The Simpsons,
but in general about having occasionally a life

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coach or an outside source to take
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life. But it was like,
wasn't it like last season or just before

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when Homer and Marge were life coaches
for the married couple. Remember that's right,

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got marriage. I'm thinking, how
many stories it's just the same story

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rehashed. I don't know. And
if you're going to do that, at

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least find a different Anglo or get
someone else to have a life coach.

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Well, my theory was, this
is a season premiere, right, and

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I'm the Simpsons. I mind the
Simpsons. I want the first scene of

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season premier, not the intro of
the movie stuff. The first scene needs

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to be something that hooks you,
right, and it needs to go,

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Wow, this is awesome. Mister
Burn's just walking through a wall and getting

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sucked into a water fountain. That
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thinking, wow, this They really
have thrown in the towel here this just

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feel this feels like what I expected
was Season eighteen. People were saying,

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whilst I'm making the movie, we're
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enough is good enough? Maybe season
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Maybe they were making Season nineteen at
the same time as Simpson movie. I'm

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not too sure because simpce this movie
came out in what two thousand and seven,

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and this edge in September two thousand
and seven, so this came out,

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so they probably were making this at
the same time as well. This

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just screamed like we just don't care. I thought, at least you didn't

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try. No, they just I
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a season premiere because last season,
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the Fact, which was a fantastic
use of guest stars. Absolutely, whilst

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yeah, it felt like a very
original story perspective that we hadn't seen before,

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still made use of central Simptoms characters, by which I mean the Simpsons.

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But but least I had nothing to
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but just had to and that's it. Yeah, that was his highlight.

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Otherwise he's just been a little brat, which is I don't know, kind

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of his Raisin debtrop but at the
same time saying this feels played out.

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Yeah, my favorite What were your
favorite moments in the episode? Case,

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I'm looking at mine and I've written
nothing. I've written the store names.

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I liked the background gags there,
so the shoe in. I liked the

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costmo things like that. But overall, there wasn't really much to enjoy,

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I thought in this episode, which
is a real shame. You're right,

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You're right. I mean I've already
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idea of Homer having a life coach, but I think that's more please someone

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get the sort out my life at
the moment. I liked the idea of

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Homer being one person at the bowling
Alley where he's in his element. Bring

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that version of yourself to the real
world exactly. That's the story there,

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but it just didn't really evolve from
that. I just thought, like montage

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of him wearing the shoes having sex
with Marge and Stuffy, and he stopped

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wearing the shoes at some sages.
I thought the story the story should have

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been, he wears those shoes everywhere
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he's gotta he's gonna find his mojo. Yeah, it was in you the

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whole time. That's the That's what
I thought they were going. And it's

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like, no, he's just he
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went for about fifteen seconds, and
he's wearing the shoes. Look, I

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thought the Itching Scratchy episode Come Flay
with Me actually did a pretty good job

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of talking basiness. I swear they've
done that title before, Itchy and Scratchy,

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Come Flay with Me. I'm sure
you know some skin has been removed

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at some stages during one of those
cartoons, so we can hear. Come

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Flay with Me is an episode of
The Itchy and Scratchy Show from I'll Tell

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You Find this episode. Oh,
I was wrong. I could have sworn

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we had that title before. But
anyway, Dan, or at least you

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try. I'm watching it. I'm
watching it though, going yeah, I

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don't think I'd be comfortable with Holly
and Elliott watching this. And that's what

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the whole basis for the season two
episode of The Itchy, Itchy, Scratchy

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and March Show whatever it is.
When Marge is annoyed by the vance that

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Itching and Scratchy sort of shows on
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I'm watching this going I don't think
Elliott and Holly should be seeing this.

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Okay, so should they be watching
The Simpsons yet? That's maybe just not

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the chin scratchy ones. I don't
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is that on the show or it's
a bit of both. Yeah, The

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Simpsons is designed to be for kids
and adults. But I just think Elliott

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and Holly would be mortified by It's
not that I think they would copy it,

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but I think they would be startled
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Geen Scratchy. Don't you think a
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a cat head cut off? Oh? Yeah, that's too much. Yeah,

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I mean it's always It's always been
the joke about itching and scratchy,

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like, oh my god, there's
violin cartoon and kids think it's hilarious.

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Yeah, but they can't quite my
kids yet. Elliott maybe's nearly six,

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but Holly can't differentiate the difference between
what's really what's not. I would say

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a three year old there is way
too little to be watching that kind of

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thing. Yeah, middle. As
I always say, not a parent,

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but I can't understand why my mom
didn't be watching the Simpsons. Now I've

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become by mum. Kat's in the
cradle spoon what else? Don Joy thought?

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I didn't mind the song with Lionel
Richie. I didn't mind that.

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I thought Lionel gave one hundred percent
yea the time. Yeah, yeah,

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he committed to the bit and he
was in on the joke and did it

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and did a good job with it. As we were just talking about Aldi

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and NQR, I love that you're
picking up labels like Miser's Delight no sorry,

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Miser's Choice and Dale Delight. It's
like I would probably buy these.

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Speaking of NQR, you may have
said on our Facebook page and I recently

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put a picture of Simpson's pasta right, which was from from Italy and you

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can't find it anywhere. I bought
thirty bags of it right now selling for

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now, selling on eBay for fifty
dollars a bag. I bought them for

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two dollars a bag, and you're
selling them money fish, haven't he been

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bought? Yes, I've sold six
bags at forty eight dollars each. My

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it, don Carley. I've put
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the first one went for nearly sixty
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I'll just Laura a little bit and
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him up there and yep, tickling
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always got your eyes on the price. And to wrap up the things

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that I enjoyed about this episode,
it is a good motivator when someone says,

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I heard some guy you say,
couldn't do that? Okay? Yeah,

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well yes, what's the skinny thing
to get a crappy dishquestion? Did

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you have any favorite moments? Not
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the sho shot titles and lone of
it. I thought was good in what

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he was. I thought he was
better than Stephen Colbert, I think,

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so it was well, it was
just funnier. Yeah, overall I didn't

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mind. Is it savettnah? Yes? Next question? You there eating the

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paste? All right, so it's
time now for some trivia. What's your

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first question? Well, speaking of
the mall and the way we open up,

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can you you name all or at
least Dodgers was the last one?

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Okay, all or at least three? The items question is what's the last

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one of them? Okay, well
it was Brooklyn Dodgers, but the others

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were Laudanum, cotton, gin,
spats and a cell phone. What's spats?

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Spats are a type of shoe.
Okay, you'll find they are often

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two tone. Now she might be
button up as well. I forgot to

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mention in our previous segment Favorite Moments, how do I forget Crazy ET's phone

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home? I was like, that's
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obliged anytime Et appears on any screen
to mention it. Yes, but because

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it's your favorite movie. There was
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it's crazy Eddie or it's crazy.
What was the one for the phones?

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Here in Australia there was a crazy
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that's right, Do you remember?
I only remember Ken Bruce has gone man,

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Kemprus has gone mad. Bruce Shoulder
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What a crazy time for having Ken
Bruce? What a legend? What

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was that? Frank Wiker im national
Tar you have? Who was the fact

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that I sell on the log of
detergents. Oh, big keV, Big

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keV. Yeah he's excited. Yeah, I'm excited. That's right, very

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excited. Remember when Mike Munro used
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Mike mud respected journalist formost sixty minute
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and I can't believe it's getting rid
of the baby steats? What is going

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on? The weirdest big keV moment
though, was he'd come along and he'd

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bring along his his laundry relictatory stain
remover or whatever. Yeah, and Krazy

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John's was the fame cover Crazy John, and he would Big Kevi would invite

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people to give it a try and
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he sort of he lurched out from
behind the like Penny Wise, but he

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sort of slipped I'm back. Yeah, that's exactly how he said. Big

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keV. God bless him. Probably
a very nice fellow. And he also

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looked kind of intimidating. He looked
like he could be like a bouncer.

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But he got a state funeral.
I remember when he passed away. I

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always remember when because he's a massive, massive Beatles fan. For some reason.

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I remember when he passed away,
they played when he was casket was

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getting walked down, All you Need
is Love by the Beatles. So now

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whenever I hear that song, I
think of Big Kev's funeral. Oh wow,

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how was that? Because I was
like, hey, you like the

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Beatles too, I remember watching that
news story. But Big keV, Yeah,

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I'm excited. He's excited. Big
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of business in twenty fourteen. That's
a shame that were Australia's largest independent phone

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retailer. There's no room for the
independent these days, whether it's in crazy

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phone sales or podcasting. Started by
a Turkish Australian businessman, John Ihan,

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Ah, yeah, had six hundred
retail stores. That's a legitimate business.

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I hope Crazy John cashed out.
Yeah, and now he's on a beach

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earning twenty percent I hope. So. In January twenty thirteen, voter Fane

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announced that it was the close up
to forty of their Crazy John's co branded

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stores. What so, voterafone must
have bought them out. Huh, that's

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great. He started in Brunsway,
Victoria in nineteen ninety one. And by

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nineteen ninety eight, there were fifteen
stores in Victoria and the retailers rate in

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the top ten of Teustra's mobile dealers. As of January twenty thirteen, they

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had sixty one stores. And then
it just exploded. You know now pretty

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much everything there is to know about
Crazy Days why you're tuning in. But

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anyway, let's get into our stoven
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in the middle of trivia, but
we're going to do Oh do we have

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more trivia questions? Well? I
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bodly average? Oh? Gosh?
Uh? Two? Ten? Nearly?

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Sorry, I had a drink?
Or what are there to fifteen? Nearly

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to seventeen? Yes, the penny
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nine, nineteen eighty nine. Oh, it's like one mind incredible. How

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much are iPhone is apparently now worth? The one time with the Simpsons predicted?

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Wrong? Oh? Uh? Oh
like twenty twenty cents? Yeah,

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that's that joke, did not age? Well? No, and final question

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Sam sung galaxy. Yes, that's
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final question? Friend of the pod? Uh? The rich Texan. His

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secretary of the copper tubing uh place
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You're very close, Shelley, You're
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Keep cutting those stones, all right. So the original air date of He

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Loves to Fly and Doze, before
we go a little further into it,

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made a little explanation about that title. I looked at the tone. I

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was like, what's this a play
on? I was prepared to do an

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incredible deep dive anything there to find
out. I did my deep dive and

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I crashed my head on Wikipedia because
that's where they explained it. It is

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apparently a play on we love to
fly, and it chose which is a

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tagline from Delta Airlines. Oh okay, they still exist, Delta. I

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think they're still around. I don't
know if they're that well regarded an airline,

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okay, but they're the jet Star
of America. I think they're the

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Tiger. I remember Tiger or the
Bombser they went out, didn't they Tiger?

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I believe, so, yeah.
Avlon was like, oh no,

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we have a local airport, the
Avalon Airport. That used to always just

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be jest Star and Tiger. It
was all it was, yes, and

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that's what it was. Now it's
just Jet Star, all right. So

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the original air day was Timber twenty
three, two thousand and seven, written

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by Joel H. Cohen and directed
by our man Mark Kirkland, the Chopball

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Gig. I will not wait twenty
years to make another movie. It looks

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like they're going to, because this
was two thousand and seven, where what

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three is away from that now?
And there's no sign of any movie being

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announced or in preparation, So maybe
he is one coming. Who knows.

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I may know something, but I'm
not gonna reveal on this podcast because I'm

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not allowed to. I don't know
anything the couch gag, so we had

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so basically the intro here was all
various elements from the movie, so he

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had our shards of the dome there, and when Bart rides his skateboard through

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the street, it's all characters from
the movie. Who was that the Irish

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kid he's not Bono's son. Oh
yeah, that guy who Lisa was in

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love with, who never appears again. The lady that gave home the the

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medicine, remember when he had the
eit me? I know all there's what's

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called the piphany. Brave fart that
dad brain of me. That's not the

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word epiphany. Hopefully Daniel will show
this bit, but he's doing the stand

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of come on, give it to
me, you know I'm trying to do.

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I'm asleep. And the Native American
woman here and and who all of

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them never appear again. We got
the guy Russ cargill O belive his name

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is. He should have been Hanks
Coorpio. The villain ship be Hang Scorpio.

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You had Albert Brooks there. What
are you doing? Albert Brooks is

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in the studio. Unless Albert Brooks
says, I specifically don't want to be

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Hang Scorpio. You just have Hanks
Scorpio be the villain the movie, right,

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you would think, so, yeah, everyone loves Hak Scorpio. That's

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the that's the waste opportunity in my
opinion, for the Simpsons movie. And

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we have Mohi with his cone on
his head, just various elements from the

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movie. And they get to the
Kison chortz. Yes, that's right.

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Yeah, And we get to the
cash Gaga and Popper is there at the

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pig and he calls him my summer
love. And that's the end of Popper.

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Okay, that's the we are memory
holding the Simpsons movie apparently. Yeah,

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I just weird, right, You
think you would have incorporated into the

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first episode, or at least some
Well, I think this is them doing

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that. I think it's like,
yeah, we had the Simpsons movie,

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you liked it. There's bits and
pieces from it, but it's probably gonna

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be too complicated for us to fold
aspects of that movie into this ongoing story.

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Now, well, that's why they
get paid the big bucks to not

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do it. Yes, that's the
dream. Lots of money do not work.

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Yes, kicks off with Burns and
Smithers shopping for a new phone.

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They've got a crazy ets phone home. We get the message over the speaker.

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iPhones in that twenty cents very rare. The Simpsons are so far off

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when it comes to predictions, and
this was off. Yeah, yeah,

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I mean the hip miss ratio is
usually pretty good. Yeah. The mini

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cell phone that Smithers gave him was
eating because you thought it was a lemon

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drop. So Smithers think goes to
get the number D listed, but then

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later on the episode copy calls the
number he clearly does not. Yes,

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so weird dropping the ball, sees
the nineteen eighty nine penny in the fountain,

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decides he's going to region and grab
it, falls in and then gets

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sucked through the pipes, and I'm
thinking, okay, so we're doing this

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with burnstill cool? We owned a
plus I don't know You've got a cameo

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by Ralph Wighaan licking in non existent
ice cream. There were some words mentioned

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in this episode that I went,
oh, I don't think you should be

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saying these on television anymore. The
tea word and the S word. You

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know what we're talking about, the
freak fry it makes you what die by

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s oh? Yes? Yeah?
And then commercial planes are only for losers

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and tease. It's a terrorists.
Oh that's right, Like wow, we're

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making terrorist gags on planes. In
two thousand and seven, I must admitted

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they think, oh, well,
enough time has passed, since I don't

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think enough time will ever transpire.
You don't make jokes about terrorists on planes.

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Thank you for spelling it out to
me, because I when I was

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watching going, yeah, I don't
think you're watching enough YouTube these days.

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And if so many words get sort
of blurred out or omitted, or they

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use euphemisms or whatever, like oh
boy, that this work day made me

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want to unlive myself or something like
that, like you can't say the S

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word or even the kay myself words. Yeah. So yeah, for your

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contact creators out there, never use
the words kill, murder, or suicide

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in titles. Just don't do it, Just do not do it. But

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the thing is, we also got
that here's your boyfriend, you know,

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my boyfriend? Like, wow,
two thousand and seven, what a time,

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a less progressive time. Oh we
weren't, were not. I don't

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think it was. I just think
the Simpsons was just the writer's room was

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just stuck in nineteen ninety seven,
don't you like I don't. I don't

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think by two thousand and seven we
were far past this shit. Maybe look

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I'm trying to be Maybe I'm being
far too charitable and thinking, Oh,

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the whole he's not my boyfriend thing
is not really a not so much a

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gay joke, is more like a
reversalon. That's a gay joke. Okay,

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well, okay, that's why would
you say he's your boyfriend? Don't

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you ever say have you ever said
that to like your little sister or something,

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particularly when you were kids. Yes, but that's that's this was implied

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here, that Homer is fruity.
That was as the Simpsons would put it.

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That's what they're implying here. Okay, Like I said, I was

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being charitable and probably wrongly. So
it's just because in recent history with the

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Simpsons, with season seventeen eighteen,
it's been full of these kind of games,

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that's correct. Yes, all right, I'm not gonna play Devil's for

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the Simpsons anymore. It just doesn't
make me sad. But I just sort

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of go, I'm a little bit
disappointed, Simpsons. I feel like you're

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better than this. That was the
show for me, The Simpsons. You

401
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:10.400
had homophobia in like nineteen ninety six
and one. That should have been the

402
00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:14.079
beginning and ending. That should have
been your you guys going we acknowledge.

403
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:15.640
We've been saying, shit, we
shouldn't have. But you know, Homer

404
00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:18.599
is our main character by this point. He's learned from this. He's not

405
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.240
going to be this way anymore.
And then they just fucking threw out the

406
00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:26.519
window. What was the point?
What makes homosphobia feel pointless? Doesn't it?

407
00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:30.720
It does because if that felt progressive
at the time, and it's just

408
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.440
they've just throw out the window.
John Waters was probably watching this guy.

409
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:37.359
You let me down? Yeah,
yeah, anyway, But so yeah,

410
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.359
birds A get sut through the fountain. Homer decides to save him. You

411
00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:45.160
obviously dinner with him. For me, that's you. And then he goes

412
00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:47.720
back in for the Now this last
ten seconds here, this is what I've

413
00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:49.839
got as my first WTF moment.
So he goes and I'm going to pinch

414
00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:52.400
you back as well whatever. He
goes back in for the penny falls in

415
00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:55.799
and Homer's looking at him and he
goes, I've got it, and he

416
00:26:55.839 --> 00:26:59.839
goes mm hmm and just walks off, and I'm thinking, what was that?

417
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:06.599
Yeah? What was that? It
is the vague semblance outline of a

418
00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:11.000
joke. Ish, where is the
joke there? I don't know that home

419
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:12.880
has gone to all this effort,
not even all this effort to save him.

420
00:27:12.880 --> 00:27:17.279
But wouldn't it be funnier though,
if he'd fallen in it reaches it,

421
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:18.680
pulls h out and he's like thank
you or something like that is to

422
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:21.799
say, oh, you had to
save him again. But here, so

423
00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:25.440
he falls in and layser and goes, I've got it. Yeah, pull

424
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:27.079
him out and say, right for
that, I'm taking him out for dinner

425
00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:30.799
again. I reckon. The original
scene here didn't have him saying I've got

426
00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:33.799
it, and Homer just went mm
hmm and leaving him in the fountain and

427
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.960
walked off. And then they added
in they've got it later on, because

428
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:40.160
he doesn't hold up the corner or
anything. He's just like you just hear

429
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:41.640
the audio. I reckon. They
went, it doesn't really make sense for

430
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:44.759
having it and leave him in the
water the second time, so let's throw

431
00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:47.640
it. I've got it. It
also struck me as one of those things,

432
00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:49.200
you know, there are so many
jokes when someone just goes through some

433
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:53.960
terrible physical punishment. Yeah, and
you hear, then you hear obviously an

434
00:27:55.000 --> 00:28:00.319
ad outline. I'm okay, why
why are we doing this? Doing it?

435
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:04.200
That's my first WTF moment. More
to come dinner with mister Burns.

436
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:08.759
What a waste of my precious,
precious Saturday night. I fun with your

437
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:12.960
boyfriend. She is not my boy
friend. He goes outside, He takes

438
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.599
him on the private plane. There
was a really weird moment here, right

439
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:18.400
when he first sees the private plane. Okay, now, did you watch

440
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.599
this on Disney Right? So I
watched on Disney Plus on the TV last

441
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:26.440
night, right, and you must
have saw what I saw because he says

442
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:30.559
private plane, private jet, but
it says but it says gigig golf stream.

443
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.480
I watched it on my laptop this
morning. Again, as he says,

444
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:37.759
gig gig golf stream. Oh,
what the hell? I washed it

445
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:41.559
on my TV. The subtitle says
gigig golf stream, but he says private

446
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:47.039
plane on my laptop. He says
gig golf stream. Okay, now I'm

447
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.319
confused. That is so weird,
right, that is odd. It's just

448
00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:52.759
I could not wrap my head.
What the hell happened? I thought?

449
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:57.680
Did I dream that last night?
I was like, what the hell?

450
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:03.960
The only notion that I can come
up with is that golf stream is like

451
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:07.839
a private label. Or something.
The golf stream is a plane. It's

452
00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:11.599
not a plane, right, But
why would if I'm watching Disney Plus in

453
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.000
the same house I save internet watching
on my TV him say put up a

454
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:17.279
private plane. Oh here it says
golf stream. Oh no, I'm very

455
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:18.960
confused. That's what I'm confused about. No, No, that's I'm equally

456
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:22.960
confused about that. I was trying
to make sense the first of all,

457
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.680
the first thing where you know,
there was the disparity, but yeah,

458
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:29.119
that whole it being one thing on
the TV and one thing on your laptop.

459
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:33.240
That is confusing when the subtitles are
still the same on I just it

460
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:37.160
was so bizarre. If you can
let us know and listeners out there,

461
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:41.440
Simpsons mail bag at gmail dot com, why does the subtitle say golf stream

462
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:44.599
but he says put up a private
plane? Or Mark Kirkland let us know.

463
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:47.400
Yeah, when you're watching on Disney
Plus on the TV, but then

464
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:49.440
watch it on your laptop and he
Homer says, put up a private plane.

465
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:53.240
It must be the different audio versions. I don't know. I don't

466
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.119
know what's going on, but you
know what, it annoys me. That

467
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:59.599
means it must be must be multiple
multiple audio tracks, which means add the

468
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:03.559
fucking coentaries. You have the ability
to do this. At the commentaries,

469
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.880
You've got him angry. There's absolutely
no reason for streaming services not to have

470
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.119
the commentaries for movies on their streaming
services. Right if you're offering us German,

471
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:14.920
French and all these other ones,
give us the audio commentaries, yes

472
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:21.039
or yeah. If you're not going
to do that, Major media companies get

473
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:25.200
a little more robust with your physical
media. You know, actually release more,

474
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:27.720
cancel it, don't cancel it,
don't wear house it, put it

475
00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:32.960
in shops, put commentary tracks and
behind the scenes documentaries and all that kind

476
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:34.400
of stuff. Make it something that
we want to buy, like our pals

477
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.680
at Umbrella. I'm telling you,
Disney Plus, if you put the Simpsons

478
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.920
commentaries on your streaming service, it
would be a game changer. You would

479
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:45.319
get so many more subscribers. People
would lose their minds. They'd be so

480
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:48.119
happy because people keep the David sets
because they want the commentaries and things like

481
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:52.559
that. Put the commentaries on Disney
Plus. Please make it happen. And

482
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:53.279
then when you do it, I
can say I was the reason that you

483
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:59.799
did it. This is the only
reason the glory, but he gets offered

484
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:03.240
soon she on the plane. You
can't believe it from Svetlana. He'll do

485
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:07.960
anything. Yeah, call me,
by the way. What are yours on

486
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:12.880
deep dish pizza Chicago style? I've
never had the Chicago style Deep dish was

487
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:17.279
like a pie. I prefer thick
base. I know you're a thin based

488
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:18.440
guy. No, no, no, I mean I'd like a thick based

489
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.799
one because I mean, we're here
in Geelong. I think we've name checked

490
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:25.279
these guys in the past, Pizzas
with Attitude and two thousands in name.

491
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:27.759
It's sort of poocha, even the
logo. But it's like when you've committed

492
00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:30.400
your logo for like twenty five years. Everyone knows that logo. You can't

493
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.680
sort of change it. No,
no, it sort of goes full circles.

494
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:36.240
If they change the pizza of a
Erguy logo, I'd be so sad.

495
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.079
I think so it's part of the
charm is for a while ago.

496
00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:41.400
That's a bit cringe, And I
can't believe we've got a lot of pizzas

497
00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:42.680
with attitude. It's weird. They
right, because if they change the logo,

498
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:45.279
your brave would automakely think that the
pizzas probably tastes different as well.

499
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:48.480
Yeah, because it's always going to
look the same. That's why when you

500
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:51.519
go to a milk barney, it's
going to have the same fucking Peter's ice

501
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.519
cream thing signs out the front from
like nineteen eighty four. It's like there's

502
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:57.240
something about the taste from this place
that's right. But pizza without it you

503
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:01.519
do a fairly thick crust piece.
I'm assuming it is a kin to the

504
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:06.039
Chicago deep dish pie. I know
Chicago's like pie like this thing, like

505
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:07.640
super thick, like super thick of
a slice of like with a knife.

506
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:12.119
Okay, so I a cake.
I'm thinking I could be wrong. That's

507
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:14.519
what I've been told. It's like
eating a cake pie. Oh wow,

508
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:19.799
yeah, Chicago style. Let's have
a look Chicago style deep dish because I've

509
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:21.839
always wanted to try, because you
know, I love me some pizza.

510
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:24.119
Get look at this so I can't
really turn this. No, no,

511
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:28.480
I'm gonna get google Chicago Style deep
Dish and go to images. It literally

512
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:31.359
looks like a keiche. Yeah you're
too young to remember this, I'm sure,

513
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:36.920
but there was a book yeah called
Real Men Dont Keese. Did you

514
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:38.480
do know this was in the eighties. It was like, it sounds like

515
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:45.480
Simpsons and seven. Have you looked
it up? Goo? A deep dish

516
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:50.039
pizza? God, damn have you
not looked it up yet? That's that's

517
00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:52.680
a thick pad. Yes, that
is actually a pie. You know what

518
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.680
I mean. It's not just thick
crust. It's just a genuine keish really

519
00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:59.759
hungry now I was, I'm like, I really want to eat this.

520
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:05.279
Well, okay, a pizza with
attitude. Pizza is maybe half the thickness

521
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.799
of that. Yeah, maybe a
little bit less than that maybe. But

522
00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:09.240
what we in a show called Fixed
Slights of Pizza is what pizza of a

523
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:12.960
They just get it and they throw
the toppings on. It's thick, it's

524
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:16.359
it's delicious, it's delightful. Pieces
of Attitude. Friends of the Pot should

525
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:20.480
be come on board. We want
free pizza. They used to be when

526
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.119
we first started. The local one
here was Friends of the Pod. We

527
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:25.880
should get the original because the original
Pieces of Attitude in Gelong and there's one

528
00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:30.359
in Heightened now as well. Oh
yeah, they did the Crazy John they

529
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:37.160
expanded, Yes, much much like
My Belly Pizza's Pieces of attitude, support

530
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:42.920
the show. We're excited. I'm
going to throw this to them. Okay,

531
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:45.799
so what were we talking about?
Chicago pizza. Yes, they ripe

532
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:49.240
in chicar But yeah, they're on
the they're on the flights that Lana's offering

533
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:53.799
sushi. Homie just being I don't
know, I'm aroused and confused. Oh

534
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:58.880
no, but the whole thing,
we're on a plane stupid. Yeah,

535
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:00.839
it's such lame, right, isn't
it. It kind of we just have

536
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:05.079
to start calling this now that is
just shit writing. Yeah, it's just

537
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:09.599
it's Homer is such a jerk.
Yeah, and Homer's not so dumb that

538
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:13.440
he's going to insult his boss in
the space, particularly when they're on a

539
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.559
private plane that you know, mister
Burns is paying for. Homer's supposed to

540
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:19.800
be scared of mister Burns. Yeah, he's the boss. Right when you

541
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.639
got Homer called mister Burns stupid and
mister Burn's does nothing about it. That's

542
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.599
what's wrong with the with the right, it's diffusing all the character interaction and

543
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:29.360
then and then episode six of the
season, you probably have mister Burns being

544
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.519
this tyrant and everyone's scared of him
again and you're thinking, where's the consistency

545
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.880
here? How did Homer get away
with calling him an idiot to his face?

546
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:37.719
Yes? And why did Burns not
care? That's what pissed me up

547
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:42.159
the most. If in season one
or two, if Homer called him stupid,

548
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:44.599
he'd get, you know, dropped
down the little shoot in his office

549
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:46.840
or something. Yeah, Homer should
be afraid to the point where but a

550
00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:51.079
plane or something like that, you
know, maybe not quite that dumb,

551
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:54.239
but not just amuly being a jerk. Yeah. And then when he's with

552
00:34:54.320 --> 00:35:00.599
his family or at Moe's or something
like lousy bus or geese stupid. Yeah,

553
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:01.800
all that kind of stuff. That's
when that's when you grasp the bosses

554
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.480
is what I do? The lovely
Louise bloody damn did we change in recording

555
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:12.559
schedule. We're in the House of
unwellness today. Yeah. I just had

556
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:17.559
a big coughing and I'll probably not
as well. You know, I don't

557
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.280
speak. I'm going to cough.
And guys like, hey, this so

558
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.320
Dad, it is Dad. He
is cuffed. More work of za put

559
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:29.559
put put a clip in there,
Dad. Guy Zacha edited a message me

560
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:30.440
and he was like, can you
please leave that incau. It's hilarious that

561
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:34.280
guys trying to teach you how to
edit the podcast. That's how I left

562
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:40.559
it in so you can hear the
confusion on your face through your voices.

563
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.159
I could visualize your face in that
moment, going did he just do that?

564
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:47.000
What the hell? I wasn't bothered, but I was just like,

565
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:55.760
I know it just me or three
mind after five years doing the show in

566
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:58.880
the moment, it's not. I
was talking some of our podcast have you

567
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:00.320
listened to this thing? And when
it was that happening? So I was

568
00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:02.800
like, probably could be there.
And then when I say, you're like

569
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:08.760
it was the first off had the
gust to say something. But yeah,

570
00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:12.800
let us talking. Sife the Virgin
episode is available right now on our Patreon

571
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:16.280
if you want to hear a guy
get totally embarrassed to this show every week.

572
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.519
But yeah, so on the plane, sot Lina's there, then they

573
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:23.880
watching scratchy line of Richie rocks up
and he says, say, you say,

574
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:28.880
maybe he replaces me with beer.
I believe it was fine. Yeah,

575
00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:30.679
that's what it was. I didn't
mind. Now I forgot the lyrics,

576
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:34.840
you know, but it just felt
like, hey, Linel Richie's around.

577
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:37.280
Let's just shoehorn him into the episode, and you know they would have

578
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:39.559
had Linel Ritchie this week on The
Simpsons. Hey, by the way,

579
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:45.199
also Stephen Colbert on The Simpsons.
No, why don't you listen to the

580
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:49.679
musical standings of mister Lionel Richie?
Oh my god, Lionel Richie? Can

581
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.719
you sing? Say you say me? But make it about beer? Sure?

582
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:59.440
I guess, Hey you bear me, bear me for always. That's

583
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:07.559
the way it should be. Hey, you beer me beer us together naturally.

584
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:15.599
No, make every word beer beer
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

585
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:21.480
beer. Wait, I forget the
words. Ah, they landed Chicago home.

586
00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:22.480
Doesn't want to get the plan because
he would have felt like a regular

587
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:28.000
person. Mister trivia question, what's
that? What was the plane's call sign?

588
00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:30.360
Something five to three or something?
Yeah, November five, four to

589
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:34.559
three, Charlie four three, Charlie. What do you think of Lana saying

590
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:37.039
love you as he gets off the
plane? No point to it, Yeah,

591
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:37.880
no point to it, and her
mouse didn't move, so it's obviously

592
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:40.440
something' added in later They're gone,
we need to throw something in here.

593
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:44.559
Love you? What that? Why? Yeah? I don't know. I

594
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:46.599
think the extracted to get him off
the plane. Then it's just them going

595
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:52.079
through Chicago. Different signs yet the
fairest Bueller, frest Bueller's Day of Beauty.

596
00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:55.800
Yes, and then they go to
the Ferres and Cameron. Yes,

597
00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:01.719
they go to the Improv which is
dead Castlenetta and Stephen Colbert apparently both got

598
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:05.119
their start at Second City, did
they? Ah? Okay? Well,

599
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.800
deck Asen it was the actual person
here. Ah, he was the one

600
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:12.079
hosting. Yeah, that was down
there, a drunk of billionaire Starbucks in

601
00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:17.679
Siberia. I thought I liked the
piss take of improv in Siberia. But

602
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:21.800
Homer, actually I should have put
this one of my favorite bits because he

603
00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:27.239
really did speak for all of us, and personally, I have respect that

604
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:30.519
I respect for certain things when they've
done well. Improv is one of them.

605
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:36.360
It's often not done well. And
I came here to relax. You

606
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.320
think of it? Why are you
pointing? We wrote it. We wrote

607
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:42.679
that that's great. I thought that
was very, very runny. But Second

608
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:46.400
City is apparently well. It's ramtation
speaks for itself. But I imagine that

609
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:51.639
for every Dan Sea or Stephen Sea
that has come out of Second City,

610
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:57.079
one hundred ninety nine baristas in Siberia. Yes, do you say barista?

611
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:00.280
I say barista, I say barrister, but only when I'm in court.

612
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:04.159
Yes, while, uh so,
while that while you were here, we

613
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:07.079
felt like New York. They structed. Then drops her off from home.

614
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.599
He smells like Chicago. That was
actually kind of funny, because, yeah,

615
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:15.559
the Chicago, well, hence the
name Second City. Yes, Homer,

616
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.960
you smell like Chicago. Did you
fly there in a commercial airline?

617
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:23.519
No way commercial. It's for loosers
and terrorists. I flew on a private

618
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:29.320
plane. Wow. Is it much
different from a normal plane. Please tell

619
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:35.639
me you're joking. It's the difference
between champagne and carbonated Peaie, what's wrong?

620
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:38.000
I hit it all for one night. Now for the rest of my

621
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:40.880
life, I'll know what I'm missing, and all I have to remember it

622
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.360
by is that my ears haven't popped. Well, I'll make sure that I

623
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:52.400
never yawn. I guess, hey, Homer. Homer arrives, and he

624
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.599
lets the cast smash through the house
because he's depressed and sad. And then

625
00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:59.400
a fresh face arrives and apparently marches
high Kobe Krauss to get his life on

626
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:02.440
track, and I've gone, wtf
as Marche done this? What a pointless

627
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:06.400
this? This is such lazy writing. How can we get him into his

628
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:07.719
life? Marge is just gonna help
him home and get his life back on

629
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:12.280
track. His life wasn't off the
track. He just needs to get out,

630
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.559
wake up to himself. Just a
bit glum anyway, but makes a

631
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:19.079
joke about his body double being Uncle
Fester, so he hits him because the

632
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.079
cameras aren't on yet. How do
you feel about actual slaps on the back

633
00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:24.559
of the head versus the traditional choking, because I was kind of like,

634
00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:29.800
I mean, that's not necessarily a
w TWEF moment or a you'll die by

635
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:32.719
suicide moment, but it's I just
think hits in general just past it now

636
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:37.000
as well. But the choking just
felt so cartoonish that it wasn't a fence

637
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:37.760
but say send him, hit him. It just felt like, oh,

638
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:40.519
you're just assulting him now. But
they you know, he says, do

639
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:43.880
what you normally do, and he
doesn't know what to do, so he

640
00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:46.280
just shows him relish trade for insurance
purposes, doesn't I didn't get that I

641
00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:49.639
needed to die, I'm sure there's
a reason doesn't want to put the socks

642
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:51.199
on though, because he's gonna have
to take him off in a week.

643
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.280
Yeah. So we're reaching the stage
where jokes, well not even reaching where

644
00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:58.280
things like that are being recycled,
I mean homes homes and said, what's

645
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:00.000
the point of going out? We're
only going to come back home? Yeah,

646
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:02.840
which is really the perfect better than
that, the perfect version of that

647
00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:06.880
jokes everyone can relate to. Yeah, you feel like they were sitting in

648
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:09.760
the writer's room, you know,
he had these very very smart people gong.

649
00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:15.840
Okay, what's the perfect distillation of
that feeling when it's like why clean

650
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:19.400
the windows? They're only going to
get dirty again. We need to find

651
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:22.280
the exact right way to phrase it, and like, why go out when

652
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.719
we're only going to go home again? That nailed it. That's the best

653
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:28.239
way it really is. And it's
just home is a slub white with socks

654
00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:32.159
on. And he says, remember
the NDC's never don't concentrate and what was

655
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:35.480
this? So Bart then kicks him
in the ass and he says, do

656
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:36.960
you want to get a better shot
of that? And he says, I

657
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:39.079
want to get some background noise and
It's like four seconds of just nothing.

658
00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:45.000
I was just WTF. I've got
my notes? Yeah, what is going

659
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:49.920
on here? He's putting stables into
his own head? Yeah? What does

660
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:53.039
this have to do with being sad
about? She asked? What is the

661
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:58.519
point of this episode? What is
the actual point? I imagine the Simpsons

662
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.679
movie was quite successful, and they've
got eighteen years of a successful show behind

663
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:05.159
them, so hey, let's go
for the nineteen. Anyway, was now

664
00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:07.119
at the Bowling Alley and he realizes
here that this is where he thrives.

665
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:12.280
Yes, he's very much Fred Flintstone
twickle toes. Yeah he was. He

666
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:15.840
was in his element at the bowling
Alley. What is now the equivalent of

667
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:20.519
the bowling Alley now because that was
the internet? Yeah, well where a

668
00:42:20.559 --> 00:42:22.960
guy goes to sort of be this
element. It's not the pub, really

669
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.719
is It's not the bullying is there
because we have bowling alleys new But people

670
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:29.199
don't really go that's hanging out with
the boys anymore, you know. No,

671
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:32.079
No, I mean there's an article
in the I forgot which paper,

672
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.199
but talking about the necessity for the
third space, which we don't really have

673
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:39.920
anymore. So, I mean people
work home and somewhere people go home,

674
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:42.880
they go to work, and you've
got to have that place where you hang

675
00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:45.320
out, where you do nothing your
mos. Yeah, and you know there

676
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:47.800
are places like that, like coffee
shops in that, but they've also been

677
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:57.719
by barristers, people sitting at the
laptops like you, why are you working

678
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:00.960
in my coffee shop? I meant
a sipo lato do funk all yeah,

679
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:05.280
and I'm gonna be noisy. How
do you expect to write the wrote Australian

680
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:07.800
novel here? Or you know,
balance is spreadshipt? Your balance of spreadshirt?

681
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:12.440
I don't know. I've got no
idea spread them? What was that

682
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:15.880
is there? An Adam said?
Spread notes? It's get them Rex,

683
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:19.199
isn't it? What's the what was
that one? Skidding? Rex? It

684
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:25.559
wasundies yes, and it was ants
and the answer crawling all over shall I

685
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:31.400
say mound? Yeah, answer crawl
all over this woman's areas. And then

686
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:35.599
she had a little land eat called
Rex sick and Rex and then Rex just

687
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:37.559
went to work and she smiled and
it's like, oh, hey, you

688
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:43.000
know, you knew you become a
man when you understood that commercial. And

689
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:47.639
then you meet a girl who said
Rex I'm gonta marry that guy. But

690
00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:51.679
this is where Homer, he know, he's just he is in his element.

691
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:53.519
Now. Actually we've got a WT
moment to mentioned here. So this

692
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.519
is where he says, you need
to get bowling Ali Homer to every Day

693
00:43:55.519 --> 00:44:00.000
Homer, right, bullying Ali Homer
to every Day Hammer. And Lenny will

694
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.320
and he goes just like my aunt
who is now an uncle. No one

695
00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:05.400
says anything, and his walks off, and I'm thinking, what happened to

696
00:44:05.519 --> 00:44:08.320
Lenny? You've fucked Lenny. Lenny
used to be the character that everyone felt

697
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:12.320
in the Golden Ear. I'm probably
more like Lennon and anyone else. He

698
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.800
just feels like the guy that's just
like the pal. You know, he

699
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:15.920
seems like a good guy. You
know, he's probably a bit of a

700
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:19.960
bit of an easy beat, but
you know, he just seems lovable.

701
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.679
He's always there for you. Now
he's just his widow. There's this weird

702
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:27.840
relationship with Carl and he's cruel to
the kids, and it's just what's going

703
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.280
on? What the fuck happened with
Lenny? It's just you ruined. You

704
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.880
knew the Simpsons had gone downhill when
you fucked up Lenny. Lenny was unfuckable

705
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:37.159
and you fucked him. Fuck that
up. I don't know. I was

706
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:39.559
just this moment here, just let
me go on what has happened to Lenny?

707
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:45.440
No Lenny that we get the montage
and Homer wearing his bowling shoes,

708
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:46.400
and then I went, wait a
minute, it's not a montage. It's

709
00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:50.920
just stapling correctly and having sex with
March. It goes second, Yeah,

710
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:53.320
it's and that's it. And I
wonder, yeah, I wonder how many

711
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:59.280
scenes it takes to constitute a montage. I think reny seconds, because this

712
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:01.639
was what two or three It was
two clips that go for about less than

713
00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:05.400
ten seconds in total. Okay,
so it was a stapling and the second

714
00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:08.199
that's it. Yeah, that's it. The shoes needed to play a bigger

715
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:13.679
part in the in the story you're
right on with. He wears the shoes,

716
00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:16.559
feels confident, loses the shoes,
loses self confidence, realize she would

717
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:20.519
have realized that the shoes were in
him all along. Yeah, it's like

718
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:23.760
this Michael Special stuff in space jam
Oh in like Mike Oh spiralte space.

719
00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:25.719
You know when they give them that
you probably forgot. We did it for

720
00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:30.280
the movie guys. But they bugs
band against the water bottle and it's Michael

721
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.840
special stuff and they think, yeah, I'm a good basketball player. There's

722
00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:37.239
like it was just water. It
was in you all along. Just watch

723
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:42.960
Space Jam and make this it was
there. I love Dano doing his It

724
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:47.199
sounded like Williams. It was in
you on the lone. That would have

725
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:52.679
been a casting choice William Shatner instead
of it could have been Wayne Knight's character.

726
00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:55.400
Wouldn't have worked, but it would
have been a choice. It's such

727
00:45:55.400 --> 00:46:01.159
a random mishmash that cast Wayne Knight, Billorry, Michael Jordan, good movie.

728
00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:06.840
Home of Those Splace Jam a new
legacy. He just randomly. Now

729
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:09.000
I've got how and why are all
these companies now wanting to hire Homer?

730
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:14.159
What? How? Why? What
has he done? Here's the thing though,

731
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:17.880
again sort of a WTF moments?
What's his name? Kobe Kraus.

732
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:21.920
Yes, I've found all that.
I've found all these places that want to

733
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.440
hire you. You assume that he's
done the work, but not these places

734
00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:28.159
are not. These people are coming
to Colby and saying, we hear good

735
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.880
things about this homeless Simpson. We'd
like to give him a job. Kolby's

736
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:35.320
clearly done some work here and later
on I'm not very good at this,

737
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.880
It's like, but you actually are
not bad at it? All the fuck

738
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:42.599
is going on? I don't know
man to bring me in here today,

739
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:45.960
man, but handyman's choice. He
picks them because they've got the plane.

740
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:49.039
The publicly apparently the whole story of
this is he wants to about what he's

741
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.360
hooked on private planes. But it's
just so shit. But that's not actually

742
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.719
the story. Yeah, I mean, that's not the story. Again,

743
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:02.599
I'm going to ding play Devil's advocate. I like the idea of I've flown

744
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:06.760
on a private I've flown on a
private plane. Everything else is going to

745
00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:08.960
seem kind of lackluster as a result. Now you've got to keep it in

746
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:13.199
the background as like, oh,
I wouldn't be gratify I could fly in

747
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:15.280
a private plane all the time and
maybe happen as a little bit of motif

748
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:19.039
throughout the episode, you know,
he's constantly looking up in the air,

749
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.480
or he's sort of he's he's seen
how the other half lives. Yeah,

750
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:24.360
I mean, I think that's an
I think that's a concept that everyone can

751
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:30.039
relate to. But eventually it's it's
not a matter of sort of like settling

752
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:34.679
for what you've got, but being
satisfied, knowing love the world you're with,

753
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.679
Yeah, lovely, knowing what you're
can achieve, finding satisfaction and fulfillment

754
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:42.199
in the life that you have,
being realistic and being realistic as well.

755
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:45.320
Set goals, go for them by
all means, but don't base your whole

756
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:46.719
life around that. I mean that, I think that's the lesson that you

757
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:51.280
should have maybe picked up by the
end. Did he but think learns lessons?

758
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:53.920
In season nineteen, I think we're
passed Homer learning lessons. I think

759
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:59.559
it's just being how to cannibal.
But then Colby calls Burns to say he's

760
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:01.119
gonna be working for him anymore,
and it's like, okay, so the

761
00:48:01.159 --> 00:48:05.960
phone's still inside him, except how
did he send it to voicemail? He's

762
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.119
sort of pointing, putting a stick
down his throat, So do we know

763
00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:13.079
if he's actually quit or not or
the fuck knows? Man? So he

764
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.920
apparently you think he gets the job, but I like a little bait and

765
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:19.480
switch there where you think he's got
the job but he hasn't, So we

766
00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.400
get the others you tried there because
they thought he was going to fail,

767
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.239
and he didn't. And timas first
day and he drives past the place and

768
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:28.239
he goes to Krusty Beer and you're
like, oh, I see he didn't

769
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:30.480
get the job. I thought the
joke was just going to be he couldn't

770
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:32.239
write his name. Ah, so
if you can write your name and I

771
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:36.159
can read it, you've got the
job. And then he did hold it

772
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:38.719
in such a terrible word. It's
like him yes, But so I thought

773
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:40.880
that that could have been just a
joke in itself. It's like he didn't

774
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:44.280
he couldn't even do that. And
here's the point, or here's the thing.

775
00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:47.920
He's become so confident this stage,
that becomes overconfident, and that's when

776
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:51.960
he calls someone an authority an idiot
as opposed to being on the plane.

777
00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:57.519
You can't read Homer's terrible handwriting,
it's Homer, you idiot, and doesn't

778
00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:00.880
get the job. As a result, maybe this this podcast can now be

779
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:06.079
us fixing the episodes, making them
watchable. I didn't think. I didn't.

780
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:08.639
It didn't quite fit with the episode. But it was a nicely sort

781
00:49:08.639 --> 00:49:12.480
of put together moment where he's like, give me a coffee and all those

782
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:15.440
mazes and he sort of does the
same. And the music they used was

783
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:19.599
like, oh, this is actually
a bit touching. It's from something that

784
00:49:19.719 --> 00:49:23.320
music I'm sure. Well I can't
remember the exact music, but it's yeah,

785
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.440
one it's not clear to learn as
no, I don't know anyway,

786
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:31.599
So it was embarrassed and we've all
I mean, there have been so many

787
00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:36.920
stories about people who have either been
laid off, laid off or didn't get

788
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:38.559
the job that they thought they were
going to get, but they're too ashamed

789
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:42.920
to tell their partner, and so
they go somewhere all day and just do

790
00:49:43.079 --> 00:49:45.079
nothing or apply for other jobs in
the meantime. And it makes him more

791
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:47.440
relatable here because he writes something.
He's like, look happy, you know,

792
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:51.719
So there's there's there's a story.
We always say there's a story here

793
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:54.920
somewhere, but you just obviously didn't
have enough time resources. I don't know.

794
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:58.239
But he lies to them, tells
and he's had a great day.

795
00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:00.920
Babah blah. I did my job
and way consistent with what I already told

796
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:02.800
you. Well that was not a
bad line. Yeah, but you go

797
00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:06.280
to Krusty Bergger the next day and
all the schoolkids are there because they got

798
00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:08.760
kicked out of the pettings or something
because I don't rode the total naked or

799
00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:15.760
something whatever. Then they get the
freak fry freak fry look out different you

800
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:22.519
you die of suicide. I don't
know if I'm happy with this being a

801
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:25.039
joke in a Simpson's episode with kids. I don't know. Maybe I'm just

802
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:30.119
being becoming a Karen. But I'm
just watching this going You're becoming a Darren.

803
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:32.239
Yeah, I'm becoming a Darren.
But the thing is I'm looking at

804
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:36.800
through twenty twenty four eyes. True, that's the thing, but still it

805
00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:39.079
rubbed me the wrong way hearing the
words suicide. I get where you're coming

806
00:50:39.119 --> 00:50:44.039
from. I didn't think it was
necessarily a funny joke. That doesn't think

807
00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:45.400
if it's funny, I can go
with it. But it wasn't even funny.

808
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:49.679
I wasn't annoyed by. I just
thought, really that's what you went

809
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:53.119
with. Go with something more funny, but yeah, less inflammatory. Yeah,

810
00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:55.679
I thought, just did the Wishblane
thing where just like make a wish

811
00:50:55.719 --> 00:51:01.000
and have now some punishment to go
with the go with the classics. He

812
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:05.119
explains to Barty that he didn't get
the job, and busses, we need

813
00:51:05.159 --> 00:51:07.760
to tell it because you've been buying
brand name groceries and things like that,

814
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:13.159
and also the eye poking whatever.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to determine

815
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:17.239
if these jokes are no good by
themselves or they're perfectly okay gags that would

816
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:22.280
work in an episode that was generally
better. I watched this episode twice because

817
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:23.280
the first time I watched it,
I went, that was not good.

818
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.639
I watched it again the second time, and I went, it wasn't much

819
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:28.840
better than what I thought that the
first time around. Okay, Yeah,

820
00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:30.280
sometimes I watch it late at night
and I think maybe I was just tired.

821
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:32.599
I watched it again this morning,
and he was still tired. I

822
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:35.519
was still tired, you know,
be cause my dad. But still I

823
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.719
just thought this episode just wasn't wasn't
up to scratch for a season premiere,

824
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:42.679
let's put it that way. But
he explains why he got fired because he

825
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:45.000
was just why did he get fired? Again? He was, yeah,

826
00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:47.719
he didn't know anything about do you
know anything about copee you? Yeah,

827
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:51.559
just give me the joke, yes, and just doesn't go to plan.

828
00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:53.320
Yeah, and he sort of man
handles the rich Texan. So he calls

829
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:58.679
Marge to tell her the truth.
This may be sad, I should never

830
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.639
get my hopes of because nothing ever
works out for us. Something don't remind

831
00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:05.960
us. Yeah, because that's the
truth. It makes her life feel miserable.

832
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:07.960
I don't want to feel miserable for
Marge. No, we know that

833
00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:10.559
things don't necessarily go right for her, but for her to acknowledge it like

834
00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:14.679
so outly you went, man,
Her life isn't great, is it.

835
00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:19.599
No, she's just like a broken, beaten down Yeah, just been given

836
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:23.079
up, downtrodden by life. Not
good anchor of a human being that she's

837
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:27.239
aligned herself. Yeah. So she
lies, and Homo lies and says that

838
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:30.039
the company wants them to take the
private plane to New York. And he

839
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:32.440
pays this guy to take margage to
the air and says, semper fudge,

840
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:37.679
which is from what well the Marines
logo was simplified, Yeah, which I

841
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:40.559
believe means always faithful. And they've
said super fudge on The Simpsons before.

842
00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:44.679
I'm like, oh, you're going
with that gig again, super fudge.

843
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:49.079
The last thing I want to do
is get the wrath of any Marines out

844
00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:52.960
there, So I'm going to find
out what sympathy actually means. Frank yak

845
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:57.280
and type fudge. It means always
faithful. I was right, Yeah,

846
00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:00.719
yes, it doesn't happen here.
The then just my motto should be semper

847
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.239
fudge. At that point he told
me to relax. It was Larry Burns

848
00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:08.119
h When they get they have them
sort of like, you know, mister

849
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:10.440
Bens brings in the people to say, what can you do with him?

850
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:15.400
So they've used the separate fudge joke
before, again rehashing jokes, just not

851
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:17.079
in a good way. Not in
a good way. No, So he

852
00:53:17.159 --> 00:53:21.119
takes them to the air. The
pilot has a heroin overdose. I'm like,

853
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:22.599
what is happening? Yeah, I
don't think it was flying today,

854
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:27.639
So now I took some heroin?
Was that ever funny? In the writer's

855
00:53:27.719 --> 00:53:30.719
room, how was that funny?
I think they're probably like, I don't

856
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:34.880
care about over I'm not offended.
Again, that's not funny. I imagine

857
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:37.320
their reminders like, oh you hear
about pilots being drunk. That I imagine

858
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:43.440
if one was high on heroin?
What not funny? Homer takes over.

859
00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:46.079
I did like the what's the ocean
doing in the sky and he takes over

860
00:53:46.360 --> 00:53:51.599
calls. Kobe reveals here that he's
not very a good life coach. He's

861
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:55.599
got a microwave dinner, and then
he almost crashed into the blimp, successfully

862
00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:59.679
lands the plane and then drives into
the water because he has the taxi to

863
00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:01.679
the term all. Then he says
he's going to beg Burns for his job

864
00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:04.920
back and I thought, oh,
this is like the first time forever they've

865
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:07.840
actually knows he's going to go back
to Burns for his job. Marj being

866
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.039
a real doormat. Yeah, and
Lisa is saying, maybe we can put

867
00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:13.199
some of the extra money aside,
and he's like, no, you'd think

868
00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:16.880
so, but no, not gonna
happen. I smirk slightly. You'd think

869
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:21.480
so, but no. I mean
it's a real escape hatch line. And

870
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:24.280
Lionel Richie is weighing them down because
he's holding on to his American Music Awards.

871
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:29.440
And that's the end of the episode
and season premiere. Not great.

872
00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:31.000
This is what season nineteen is gonna
give us. I'm not looking forward to

873
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:34.880
it. I'm looking forward to a
bit of that. There's gonna be good

874
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:37.480
ones in there. I know they
can't. This wasn't a terrible episode.

875
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:40.000
It was just I'm going it was
already blah. I just felt like,

876
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:44.639
you've got his premise here, Why
are you doing more with it? Yes?

877
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:46.559
And I don't know when you start
a race, Yes, you want

878
00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:50.800
to start on the right foot.
This was not what do we learn,

879
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:55.239
Bomber? I learned that American music
awards are quite heavy, especially you have

880
00:54:55.280 --> 00:54:58.559
a few of them. But us
did I learn? I learned Chicago diep

881
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.119
dish piece. There's like a keish, but real men don't ekecies. That's

882
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:07.239
what I like all that. Lionel
Richie is very open to rewriting his lyrics.

883
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:09.840
Yes for the fans. I also
one of the Crazy Johns had six

884
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:15.159
hundred stores at one point in Australia. Vota Phone stepped in. Yes,

885
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:20.679
stam Vodaphone, d forward, your
name will be all right. It is

886
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:24.440
time for the first edition of the
New Name Championship for season nineteen, the

887
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:29.480
Guy Davis New Name Championship. Of
course, as always, I sent through

888
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:32.239
the list to Guy. He picks
his best ones. And what happened is

889
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:35.880
something happened a bit more often now, Guy, So we're going to change

890
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:37.639
the rules a little bit here for
the Guy Davis New Name Championship, because

891
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:40.840
otherwise it was becoming in it was
it possible it was going to become the

892
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:44.079
Philip J. Horbens. That's what
happens. This is what happened. The

893
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:45.760
guy sent me through the three one
two three, and they're all from the

894
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:49.920
same person. So I went,
look, we can't have that, all

895
00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.239
right, so pick the highest one. So basically what the rule is going

896
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:54.519
to be now is pick two.
You can now send in two entries,

897
00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:58.920
because otherwise they're going to get eight
entries from one person and one person from

898
00:55:59.159 --> 00:56:00.719
one from another and doesn't seem fair
to do it that way. I know

899
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:05.320
you're putting in the effort, but
pick your two best ones a maximum of

900
00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:08.559
two, maximum of two, because
otherwise we just get guy picking the same

901
00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:12.039
person over and over again. This
week. It wasn't actually Philip JA Hawgan's

902
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:14.119
getting the same one over and over
again. It's actually somebody else. So

903
00:56:14.519 --> 00:56:17.880
sending your two best entries and hopefully
one of those gets selected for the New

904
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:22.440
Dame Championship and saying that, mister
Davis, what were your three to two

905
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:28.559
one four? This week? Uh? One point goes to Private Fly That

906
00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:30.880
would be first time ever in the
New Name Championship. Matt Collins, well

907
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:35.840
done, Hello, Matt Collins,
enjoy your point. I've got Mac Collings

908
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.880
in here. That's Matt Collins.
See I'm looking on on Facebook. It's

909
00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:39.519
Mac Collins, not Collings. I'll
change it now in my New Name leader

910
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:43.960
board, Matt Collins, well done. So well you got a point,

911
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:46.440
but you also get insolved by Dando
again, which is worth a point in

912
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:52.000
itself. Number two number two,
two points goes to Ready gets it.

913
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:59.199
That is Philip j. Hawkins.
Oh he's back. Yes, so two

914
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:01.440
points for Philip Jay Hawkins there,
which means it's a new number three this

915
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:04.639
week. Oh my gosh. Kick
off the season with a bang. Who's

916
00:57:04.679 --> 00:57:10.400
number three? Three points goes to
saving Private Flying. Now this guy here

917
00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:14.760
a bit of a dark horse last
season, he was coming home with a

918
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:17.280
bang. It's Adam Woolhouse. I
feel like Philip Jay's got some competition this

919
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:22.760
season. Oh you're gonna get woolhoused. Yes, so girl, Old Woolhouse.

920
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:24.400
Adam Wolhouse on three, Philip Jay
Hawkens on two, Matt Collins on

921
00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:29.320
one. Don't forget guys going forward
sending two entries. Pick you two best

922
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.280
ones and hopefully they get selected by
guy. And remember he doesn't see the

923
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:35.119
names before he selects the actual title. So pick your two best ones and

924
00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:37.239
hopefully he picks one of them.
Damn, it won't show me. No

925
00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:44.719
bail is here. Okay, mister
Davis, it is time for the mail

926
00:57:44.840 --> 00:57:49.079
bag. Let's open it up.
First question comes from our man, Andrew

927
00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:52.599
JP, still with US season nineteen. Well, I did name check him

928
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:55.159
in the actual Oh did you?
That would be? What? So?

929
00:57:55.400 --> 00:58:00.199
Most favorite and least favorite talk show
hosts for him? Most favorite is a

930
00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:02.920
tie between Conan and Craig Ferguson,
which is what I agree with. Least

931
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:07.480
favorite James Corden, which is what
I agree with. Andrew JP is speaking

932
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:09.760
our language here. Yeah, I
don't think many of us are fans of

933
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:15.480
Cordon. I haven't seen a whole
lot of his actual talk show. I've

934
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:17.239
seen a bit of carpool Carriok.
That's his right, That's just that's what

935
00:58:17.320 --> 00:58:20.760
it is. It's all yeah,
sticks, it's the same of Falon Now.

936
00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:24.480
It's all just fake laughing and skits. Yeah, he did song miming

937
00:58:24.559 --> 00:58:27.639
or something, wasn't it like mimming
rap or something, yeah, which I

938
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:30.679
didn't mind. It had some really
fallon, got some good ones on that.

939
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:31.559
Yeah. But then it gets to
a pot me and go, oh

940
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:35.440
this is all it is. Now, it's just celebrity stunt. This is

941
00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:38.199
all you do. Okay, So
you you're just your pals with This is

942
00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:43.440
the thing. The best talk show
hosts are best friends with the guests.

943
00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:45.079
No, look at let Himan for
example, right, let him was great

944
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:49.079
because he didn't give a fuck mate, you know if we didn't like it,

945
00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:52.360
let you know. Yeah, and
he would be genuinely contemptuous of people

946
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:54.840
who he thought, why are you
won my show? And I think people

947
00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:59.719
respected that, Oh yeah yeah.
And to be Fallon you watch half the

948
00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:02.760
time think I don't think they respect
Falon at all. No, I don't

949
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:07.639
know what was k fable not.
There's a the company, No, a

950
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:13.159
great fucking David copany bit is a
clip on YouTube where it's Jimmy Fallon every

951
00:59:13.199 --> 00:59:15.079
time he fake laughs, right,
and it's one with the company is telling

952
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:19.440
a story and Falon just goes and
hits it. He hits the desk and

953
00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:22.480
Tommy's laughing and the company is just
looking at me and going, you can

954
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.519
let me finished. That wasn't the
funny bit. You just look at me.

955
00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:27.760
You can see all the cogs in
his head going, what the Fuck's

956
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.800
up with this guy? It's just
it's great. It's worth checking that out.

957
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:32.199
I will check that out. There's
the bit that I was thinking of

958
00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:37.400
is when he had Steve Martin and
Martin short On and Martin short Well,

959
00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:42.280
he seems like a very very nice
guy, but also someone who does take

960
00:59:42.320 --> 00:59:44.679
a bit of pleasure and sinking the
show. Yeah, he seems a bit

961
00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:47.480
of a bit. And he said
something like, so Fallon, Yeah,

962
00:59:47.559 --> 00:59:52.719
he said this, Fallin something like, you're the best on late night talk

963
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:55.719
talk shows because no one pretends to
care as much as well as you do.

964
00:59:57.679 --> 01:00:05.159
It's like, this could go either
way. It could be KFA,

965
01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:08.639
but it also could be that they
were discussing the backstage Yeah, but they

966
01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:15.079
were also I was actually quite pastoral
of the whole lip syncing challenge then.

967
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:19.400
I mean, everyone seemed to You've
got a whole generation of young women who

968
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:23.639
seem to love Tom Holland doing Rihanna's
umbrella because it was a very yeah,

969
01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:28.000
stylized choreograph thing, and he was
dressed in drag, and all that kind

970
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:30.280
of things like, oh they were
young hero. It was right time,

971
01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:32.880
right place because it was the new
version of a talk show host, where

972
01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:36.960
so the Internet was sort of still
growing things like that, and we went

973
01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:39.039
quite with YouTube shorts. That wasn't
a thing yet, TikTok wasn't a thing,

974
01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:43.039
but we started realizing, oh,
we like people like watching things in

975
01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:45.679
bits. Now They're not going to
sit there and watch a six minute interview

976
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:49.239
with you know, Jimmy Fallon talk, but they watch Jimmy Fallon doing a

977
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:52.199
skit. YEA. When I think
of Fellon though, there's a there was

978
01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:53.519
a bit where he had Nicole Kidman
on and Cole Kipman was kind of like,

979
01:00:53.639 --> 01:00:55.239
oh, I had a bit of
a crushing it, said Jim,

980
01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:59.079
and Jim's like what. And you
compare that with a bit with Kinnon and

981
01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:02.320
O'Brien when they're doing the sucking blow
thing. Have you ever seen there's you

982
01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:05.320
know, that game Sucking Blow where
you've got a bit of paper and you

983
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:08.880
you've got to test yeah, and
someone will basically kiss you and suck it

984
01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:16.280
off your off your face and it's
the modeling actor Rebecca remain a bout the

985
01:01:16.320 --> 01:01:19.199
time that she was in the X
Men. The tall statue was blonde,

986
01:01:19.239 --> 01:01:22.800
just gorgeous, and they're doing and
she goes to do it with Conan,

987
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:27.480
and Conan is sort of like really
leaning in for a kiss, like he's

988
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.960
really over and he's playing it.
He's doing the sort of dopey kind of

989
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:35.039
it, like why would anyone go
for this tall, lanky, redhead goofers,

990
01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:37.199
And then she gives him an actual, like just just a quick kiss

991
01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:42.440
and the slow burn that he has
where he's kind of like, oh,

992
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.639
did that just happen? Did that
just happen? He's like dumb struck.

993
01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:52.000
And then he's like yeah and picking
up a chair and throwing it around and

994
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:54.039
no one, no one expected.
I mean you can tell that she's just

995
01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:58.199
like, oh my god, he's
really just going so well. Yeah,

996
01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:00.119
Andrew JP is right, Conan is
great. But for someone in my era,

997
01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:02.880
I remember seeing some Carson when I
was a kid. Yeah, I

998
01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:06.679
never had a Carson, and led
Himan made me fall in love with talk

999
01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:07.480
show hosts. Yeah, Letterman was
the one for me. And then I

1000
01:02:07.519 --> 01:02:10.719
got older, I thought Conan feels
like if I was given my own talk

1001
01:02:10.719 --> 01:02:14.119
show. Very much, it felt
like just one of the guys who was

1002
01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:15.039
just like, you have your own
show. That's what it felt like when

1003
01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:19.239
it's the great thing, I mean, the great thing about Condan sort of

1004
01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:22.880
the current resurgence I think in the
wake of the Hot Ones thing as well,

1005
01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:24.559
and people go out this clip,
check out this clip, and there's

1006
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:29.719
so much imagination in the stuff that
he was doing on his on his talk

1007
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:31.800
track that was very much there apparent
to let him and it's, yeah,

1008
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:37.800
just a damn shame that he got
screwed over the way you did. But

1009
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:38.960
you know, he came out on
top. Trust me, he definitely did

1010
01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:44.760
my favorite talk show segment in the
last ten years. Maybe I might miss

1011
01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:46.280
me more. I don't know how
long it was, but Robin Williams on

1012
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:50.239
Craig Ferguson show, have you ever
seen that? I never have mate,

1013
01:02:50.559 --> 01:02:52.519
So basically it's you know, he's
got his Q cards there Ferguson and Robin

1014
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:55.039
william comes out and they're his best
buddies. In her case, No rips

1015
01:02:55.079 --> 01:02:58.119
the Q cars up, throws him
away and goes let's just talk, and

1016
01:02:58.239 --> 01:03:01.159
it's just like twenty minutes of these
two guys just riffing. Oh, it's

1017
01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:06.599
unbelievable. Like I'm going to send
you a link. It's it's it's classic,

1018
01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:08.400
it's it's fucking so good. But
yeah, Coonon O'Brian. I remember

1019
01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:10.800
when I watched Conan and let them
and host to watch them all the time

1020
01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:15.280
and late night. That's where I
learned to interview because I watched these guys

1021
01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:17.639
and I'm going, they're not just
talking, they're listening. Oh yeah,

1022
01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:22.320
and the guest is speaking, and
you can tell they're listening to what they're

1023
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:24.079
saying and they're responding to what they're
saying. They've probably got questions in front

1024
01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:27.679
of them as a backup, But
that's where I learned. Yeah, questions,

1025
01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.440
your notes a backup. Just converse
with people, you know, when

1026
01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:35.079
you're interviewing somebody. So many times
listen to like radio DJs, cut your

1027
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:37.400
cookie cutter ones and they're just like, oh yeah, cool, and tell

1028
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.480
us about this, oh and what
about this one. It's like we're actually

1029
01:03:39.519 --> 01:03:42.840
listening to what they responded to the
last one. Listen to what they're saying

1030
01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:45.519
and fucking respond to that. True. Look, there are occasions when you

1031
01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:49.920
know you're part of the PR machine
and yeah, you've got to all right,

1032
01:03:49.960 --> 01:03:52.079
we need to cover this, this, this, and this, and

1033
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:53.280
we've only got a handful of we've
only got a short amount of time to

1034
01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:57.039
do that. Just do it at
the end. But it's often, yeah,

1035
01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:00.199
often, I mean ninety nine percent
of the time better when yeah,

1036
01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:03.119
you're having a legit conversation, and
that's often when you'll get really good material.

1037
01:04:03.280 --> 01:04:06.400
I love it. I thrive on
when you hear. You can tell

1038
01:04:06.440 --> 01:04:11.400
when you've asked a question and the
person who is being interviewed, who you're

1039
01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:14.360
interviewing, has gone. You can
tell the gone, that's a good question.

1040
01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:15.800
They might not actually say that's a
good question. You can tell their

1041
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:18.199
thinking in their head. That's what
I love. Yeah, I mean,

1042
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:20.079
and you can tell, I mean
if you've done it a few times,

1043
01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:24.440
which you haven't and I have as
well. I mean, you'll get people

1044
01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:27.440
who are not necessarily stalling for time, but they'll say that's a good question.

1045
01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.119
It's like, yeah, it's not. They don't mean it in the

1046
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:33.559
way like oh, you've asked me
a good question, like oh that's a

1047
01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:38.119
good question, yeah, good question. Yeah. But you can tell when

1048
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:40.039
they're in pr mod like you said, and when they're just talking to you,

1049
01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:43.840
and that moment when you feel like
you've I've got them now, and

1050
01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:45.760
the interview is always better after that
moment. Absolutely, it's like you've won

1051
01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:48.599
their respect. That's as an interview. That's just me anyway. I thrive

1052
01:04:48.639 --> 01:04:51.239
on that, all right. Next
question here, Harrison McClure. Have either

1053
01:04:51.239 --> 01:04:54.440
of you guys ever been on a
work related trip? If so, what

1054
01:04:54.639 --> 01:04:57.880
was the best work related trip?
No, I can't say I have.

1055
01:04:58.280 --> 01:05:00.679
I've been on a few. Yeah, y, your job, wasn't it?

1056
01:05:00.760 --> 01:05:04.639
Yeah? Yeah? I mean but
Dante Fasco donte Pasco, yeah,

1057
01:05:04.719 --> 01:05:09.719
Rio, yes, yeah, you
would tell me yesterday wrote down a limo

1058
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:13.239
would the guy? Was that work
related? That was work related? Yeah?

1059
01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:16.800
Well what I say, Fasco?
What an idiot. It's understanding it

1060
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:20.840
became a fiasco. Maybe it certainly
did. But that's a story for another

1061
01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:26.039
time. Yeah, in the mid
two thousands. Yeah, I've been running

1062
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:28.400
about TV for a little while.
Is this the true Blood? Guys?

1063
01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:30.039
That was one of them, certainly, because I've got a few trips to

1064
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:35.599
la Yeah, one to Ireland and
one to Africa, which was fantastic,

1065
01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:39.119
right Africa? Yeah? Yeah,
but the first one, I mean,

1066
01:05:40.119 --> 01:05:45.280
someone at Disney got in touch and
said, oh, you write about TV

1067
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:46.519
and home entertainment. Yeah, yeah, yeah I do. It was like,

1068
01:05:47.039 --> 01:05:50.360
oh, well, we're having a
junk in LA for the home video

1069
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:54.760
release of The Incredibles, and you
know, would you be interested? I'm

1070
01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:57.719
like, what something like doing some
phone of yours? Oh no, no,

1071
01:05:57.800 --> 01:05:59.639
no, We'll fly you to LA
and you can sit it on these

1072
01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:01.199
things will fly you. Is like
three ways you always want to hear,

1073
01:06:02.119 --> 01:06:08.719
so, by which I mean I'm
selling out. It felt first of all,

1074
01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:11.440
it's like wow, retripped to lands, like oh yeah, and then

1075
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:14.960
you start getting more invationial, You're
find me business, you're putting me up

1076
01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:17.400
and there's a pretty nice hotel.
I've actually got a bit of time in

1077
01:06:17.599 --> 01:06:20.360
LA as well as you know,
the work that I'm doing. That felt

1078
01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:24.119
great, but it also felt I'm
sorry to be a bit wank here,

1079
01:06:24.119 --> 01:06:27.119
but it felt like, oh I
might be doing something right here. You've

1080
01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:30.360
get some degree of validation. They
chose me. Yeah, well they were

1081
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:32.000
only like I think there were only
like two Australians that they flew over,

1082
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:36.440
and it's like nice and yeah.
Then got a few more of those and

1083
01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:41.440
yeah they were fantastic. I mean
the African one was probably the highlight.

1084
01:06:42.679 --> 01:06:45.800
It was for National Geographic, went
to Kenya, went out to the Massa

1085
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:50.119
Marus. Been a few days at
this fantastic I guess Safari Lodge. You're

1086
01:06:50.119 --> 01:06:55.079
sort of walking here in the background
from the bushes and there's guy Davis.

1087
01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:02.760
David just got come watch this overish
history in the ecosystem by taking this.

1088
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:11.039
When it comes to voice casting,
right, I know it's not a voice

1089
01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:14.119
casting, but when it comes to
just hiring someone to host a show,

1090
01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:16.920
he is like the epitome, right, David doing National Geographic. When he

1091
01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:19.880
passes, it'll never be the same, never will it never will be the

1092
01:07:19.960 --> 01:07:24.239
same. Who's going to get the
gig? Who wants to take over from

1093
01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:30.639
David? Attenbo no one? It's
like a oh god, probably yeah,

1094
01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:35.199
because you can't watch those tacos without
his voice. Now. It's very much

1095
01:07:35.360 --> 01:07:40.760
like the Queen is dead and now
King Charles? Where is he? Where's

1096
01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:44.960
he been? Only Charles is getting
better about it. He was not not

1097
01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:47.280
well, but how many's under He's
eating a Michael Wave dinner. I'm not

1098
01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:53.920
very good at this as king business. Ah man, Yeah, they were

1099
01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:57.800
my well, that was the extent
of my work. Trips, But yeah,

1100
01:07:57.880 --> 01:08:00.360
the first one was you never forget
your first But yeah, the African

1101
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:03.760
one was an absolute blast. Andrew
Swan in honor of the Chalkboard gay being,

1102
01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:05.840
I will not wait twenty years to
make another movie. Do you have

1103
01:08:05.960 --> 01:08:09.119
hopes for a sequel in twenty twenty
seven? And what would you want to

1104
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:15.920
see in it? I can't say
much, but what would I want to

1105
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:21.239
see in the Simpsons movie? Jokes? Hello, Humor? Where are you?

1106
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:26.840
Less Dome, more Hank? All
right? You want a story that

1107
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:31.479
incorporates the entire Springfield because they're the
best ones. But I think the Dome

1108
01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:34.560
aspect for that movie just felt so
like the first half an hour of the

1109
01:08:34.560 --> 01:08:38.119
Simpsons movie I thought was pretty good. Once they get out of the dome,

1110
01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:40.800
it was just lackluster because it focused
more on the family. I thought,

1111
01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:44.039
Simpsons movie, don't just give us
something just about the family. I

1112
01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:45.760
think you need to give us something
in Springfield, Yeah, about Springfield more

1113
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:48.880
in general. I don't know.
Maybe it's just I remember walking out of

1114
01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:54.239
it going, yes, all right, but Simpsons movie sequel, I'll come

1115
01:08:54.279 --> 01:08:56.039
back to you next week, Andrew. So I'm gonna spend the next week

1116
01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:59.000
thinking of a sequel idea. I'll
come back to you next week. The

1117
01:08:59.199 --> 01:09:02.199
idea. I'm going to spend the
next week thinking about how I'm gonna look

1118
01:09:02.239 --> 01:09:05.359
it down and go, yeah,
that's good. Good idea. David Mott,

1119
01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:10.720
which singer would you like to sing
to you whilst on a private jet?

1120
01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:13.159
And which of their songs would you
change the lyrics to make it about

1121
01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:15.720
beer. Let's go the first question
first. Who would you love to have

1122
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.279
sing to you on a private jet? Alive or dead? If just say

1123
01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.359
you could have pick any time?
Jim Morrison, so be me baby.

1124
01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:29.439
Oh it's a beer baby, come
on baby lager woman? Yeah, like

1125
01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:31.039
a woman. Yeah, woke up
this morning and got myself with beer.

1126
01:09:31.279 --> 01:09:33.560
You wouldn't even have to change the
lyrics. Is that just because you'd like

1127
01:09:33.680 --> 01:09:36.239
him as a singer or you like
him just as a as a personality.

1128
01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:40.399
I think it'd be interesting to sort
of hang around with that kind of personality.

1129
01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:42.560
Yeah, yeah, okay, I
don't think he would want to change

1130
01:09:42.600 --> 01:09:46.520
your songs. No, who would
be a singer that I would want to

1131
01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:48.960
incorporate? The obvious one for me
is just like Lennon, But I don't

1132
01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.680
know. But you're more going about
who you'd want to meet as opposed to

1133
01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:55.920
who you actually want to hear singing. Yeah, who's your favorite singer?

1134
01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:59.119
Do you think not just because of
who they are? Who's your favorite voice

1135
01:09:59.199 --> 01:10:00.640
or who's the voice that you the
most. One thing I've always said,

1136
01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:03.880
have you heard of David Gray?
Yeah? Yeah, I always said if

1137
01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:06.039
I was a singer songwriter, would
be David Gray. It was a kid.

1138
01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:10.560
I loved Macy Gray's voice. She's
so different. Oh, thank the

1139
01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:15.439
story. There was a back when
I was married. I was working in

1140
01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:19.000
I think I was working in this
Geelong on Melbourne, but I'd applied for

1141
01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:25.760
this other job and was in Sydney
and there was a possibility that I would

1142
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:28.840
get at a similar kind of job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And

1143
01:10:29.720 --> 01:10:31.960
my wife was like, she didn't
want to move. Yeah, And I

1144
01:10:32.039 --> 01:10:34.960
think she she had just found worked
out and she was really happy with it

1145
01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:38.039
and all that kind of stuff.
It's saving friends and family too, there's

1146
01:10:38.079 --> 01:10:42.119
all that. Yeah, but it
especially in the real sort of honeymoon phase

1147
01:10:42.199 --> 01:10:45.960
of being together and all that kind
of stuff. And I remember hearing the

1148
01:10:45.079 --> 01:10:48.600
Macy Gray song I Dry and the
video clip, especially where they're running towards

1149
01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:51.600
each other in that moment. Yeah, around that time, it's kind of

1150
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:55.039
like how he all you need is
love and it's just some weird moment from

1151
01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:57.920
your life. It just reminds you
of it. Yeah. Yeah, I

1152
01:10:57.960 --> 01:11:00.159
remember, and particularly send the clip
with running each Other all happen. I

1153
01:11:00.199 --> 01:11:03.000
was like, I'm not leaving.
I know. She was like, oh,

1154
01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:05.199
you know, you go up weekly
and come back on weekends and all

1155
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:06.920
that kind of Oh so she wasn't
going to make the movie. I don't

1156
01:11:06.920 --> 01:11:13.079
think so. No, Yeah,
I'm maybe remembering this inaccurately, but I

1157
01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:16.399
was just like, yeah, but
Masic Ray basically like, no, this

1158
01:11:16.520 --> 01:11:19.760
is encapsulating how I'm feeling. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm sticking around. Yeah,

1159
01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:23.279
I love movie. Does that to
you? Oh yea, absolutely so.

1160
01:11:23.439 --> 01:11:25.479
Whenever you still hear that song,
you think of that moment. Oh

1161
01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:28.000
yeah, but I haven't had I
try in a very long time. Play

1162
01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:32.039
Justin Williams Season nineteen and beyond is
where I fell off watching The Simpsons.

1163
01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:38.960
Understandable, justin we hope that's listening
to four Thing a discount however, mostly

1164
01:11:39.000 --> 01:11:41.079
because my dad had told me.
I remember that he had heard that the

1165
01:11:41.159 --> 01:11:44.039
movie was the beginning of the end
of the series obviously not true. But

1166
01:11:44.159 --> 01:11:45.720
where were there ever times you thought
or heard the show was coming to an

1167
01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:49.760
end. I don't think I remember
thinking that the Simpsons movie was going to

1168
01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:54.399
be the end. It feels like
for the last like ten years, everyone

1169
01:11:54.439 --> 01:11:56.560
sort of says, this could be
the end of the Simpsons. I don't

1170
01:11:56.600 --> 01:12:00.439
think the Simpsons is going to end. I think there's no reason to end.

1171
01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:03.279
It's still one of the most watched
things on Disney. Plus people still

1172
01:12:03.319 --> 01:12:06.920
watch it on Fox. It's the
most marketable brand Fox probably owns. Besides

1173
01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.640
will be the most marketed brands that
Fox owns. Simpsons, well, that

1174
01:12:11.760 --> 01:12:14.279
they created because that Disney Now is
it? I guess, isn't it?

1175
01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.600
Yeah? I mean I guess Star
Wars to some degree, although yeah,

1176
01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:20.800
that was Fox, wasn't it.
Yeah? It was Fox initially, although

1177
01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:25.800
George Lucas sort of owned the market
everything now doesn't he That doesn't it?

1178
01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:29.479
Yeah? But The Simpsons is one
of those shows where people always complaining I

1179
01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:30.840
should have ended years ago, but
those people an't watch anymore anyway. It

1180
01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:34.479
doesn't matter. Don't worry about those
people. It's like speaking at Star Wars.

1181
01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:38.920
I mean, you've got old school
times like myself, like Original Trilogy

1182
01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:40.800
for Life, and then you've go
people who are really into the prequels,

1183
01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:44.520
and now you've got people who are
into the new ones, which boggles my

1184
01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:46.199
mind. But you know what,
those movies weren't made for me, So

1185
01:12:46.359 --> 01:12:49.680
that's true, and maybe these most
recent episodes of the sims or the most

1186
01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:53.960
recent seasons of The Simpsons are not
made for people like you and I while

1187
01:12:53.960 --> 01:12:56.800
went and watched Return of the Jedi
with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra last week and

1188
01:12:56.920 --> 01:12:59.640
it was so funny. At the
end, the guy doing the conductor right

1189
01:12:59.720 --> 01:13:01.319
goes, so, who's going to
come for the Phantom Menace? And everyone's

1190
01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:06.359
like boo. It was like,
we ain't doing that now. Having said

1191
01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:09.479
that, I mean, we're not
gonna hopefully this show is still going to

1192
01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:12.600
be running when we get to season
whatever it is of The Simpsons thirty six.

1193
01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:16.039
Now up to thirty six, our
past halfway now, we'll be like

1194
01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:24.720
Barton Homer seeing the itchin scratch that
one's a jet. But yeah, we'll

1195
01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:28.880
try to view it objectively and offer
our two cents on why it works and

1196
01:13:28.880 --> 01:13:32.800
white doesn't and all that kind of
business. But you mentioned David Attenborough being

1197
01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:38.439
replaced by maybe you know, the
likes of I think that's what dancing and

1198
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:44.079
Julie Kavna will be replaced by AI
versions of themselves as these characters as opposed

1199
01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:47.479
to getting new people in. I
had a conversation with our man Matt Salmon.

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Oh, yeah, I probably shouldn't
say it, but I'll tell you

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off the air. It's very interesting. There's a middle ground of there that

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we'll discuss. I'll tell you off
the air. I cannot say this perfectly.

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Is that other question? That is
all the questions Simpsons Mailbag at gmail

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dot com. We did get some
questions actually come through. Some messages come

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through this week as well, so
I'll get into the mailbag Simpsons Mailbag at

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gmail dot com. So it comes
from Angela Stockovich. Now she's the lovely

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lady who sent us all the X
Files references for our review of Springfield File.

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So, by the way, guys, so every month, now sure,

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Guy and I are going to be
going back and revisiting some of the

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classic episodes or some guests and whatnot. But each month we're going to be

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going back in the return of Guy
on Springfield on our Patreon where we go

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back and revisit the top tier classic
episodes and we let the patrons decide which

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episodes that is, and this month
it was the Springfield File. So if

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you want to hear our review of
the Springfield Files, that is available right

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now on our Patreon channel. But
Angela wrote in today our last week sorry,

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She wrote, Guy and Dando,
just a short note to say that

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my last few days have been a
bit mentally tough for me, and as

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a reflex, I found myself turning
on your podcast to listen to the two

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of you banter for over an hour
is very good for the soul. Thank

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you, keep it up. Oh
thank you. That's very lovely to get

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a messages like that, doesn't it? It really is. Do you hope

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you have pulled out of the tailspin? I guess you may have found yourself

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in, but we are happy to
be here and will continue to be here

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for you, Angela and for everyone
else. Exactly right, And it's another

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one here comes from Asia Asia Aish
Asia, Hi down to Hi Guy.

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I firstly love the podcast. It
has been a great way to start my

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day. And idea popped into my
head for a final episode of the Simpsons.

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I'm not exactly sure on the specific
storyline, but I was thinking it

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could be extended version of the opening
sequence, essentially a story that means we

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see the opening sequence, but in
a context, of course, there can

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be other scenes that aren't related to
the sequence, so it shouldn't feel too

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forced. And this would make the
final scene the whole family sitting on the

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sofa, which I think would be
really heartwarming to close out with. It

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also should get an appearance from most
of the people in Springfield by doing this,

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which is a necessity for a proper
goodbye. I feel like it has

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a potential, but I've also literally
just thought of it as of writing this

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right now. What do you think? What storyline do you think we could

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map out the opening sequence? Excited
to hear what you think, Asia,

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So that's actually a good idea.
It is so it will start off with

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sense and it's just twenty two minutes
of them getting to the couch. That's

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actually a really good idea. Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah,

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I interactions with all the other characters
along the way. Yeah, but

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yeah, I mean not necessarily a
plot heavy episode, more just a hangout

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in Springfield episode or you know,
a fair Will to Springfield episode. Yeah,

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and giving indicasion. Oh yeah,
this is a day in life?

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Is the day life life, life
will go on? That's actually an awesome

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idea. I'm going to think about
that one again. Like Andrew Swan's question,

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I'm going to get back to you
next week, Asia, because I've

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just just read it. Then.
I like that a lot. That's your

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TUK for the weeks while trying to
It's just a basic storyline. Dan keeps

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giving me a homework by keep giving
me for the first time ever. But

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well, I mean that's twice today. But yeah, that's a good episode

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idea. I think I think soon's
well, yeah, already you'll think for

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that, Asia Simpsons. Mailbaker Gmail
dot com if you have any more questions

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for us. This has been our
review of He Loves to Flight and those.

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Next week we're going to be reviewing
The Home of Seville. Is it,

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Davison? You find words for those
incredible listeners out there, Well,

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we came here for champagne and we
combinated. P m hmm.