Just I don't care who wins the Republican Well, it's gonna be Trump,
so like whatever, exactly unless unless he gets like shived in jail or some
shit. Unless somebody picks him up and tears him in half like a fucking
Mortal Kombat fatality. Oh bob, he said, that's his last words,
right before he gets eviscerated. Ob, No, he gets he gets Hey,
look he wired app now now Electric Avenue, Dude, that's the fact
that that's a that's a because that's it's not corn. But the fact that
they did that is crazy. Wait what they did? Do a cover of
that? Right? They take a cover of it, and it's pretty it's
pretty good. It's pretty much that I would say it is as a pretty
good version of that song. It's pretty good. You guys are out of
your mind. You're saying it pretty okay, you know, okay? Are
you fucking insane seeing the numbers? Bitch? Like, no, no,
no, no, no, no, there the numbers are going to be
there. Yeah, but there's no there's no one pushing back though, except
for you, because so good, only you might be so good doesn't like
that song. It's not that I don't like it is, and I'm just
like, this is corn, It's corn, is gorn. It's good.
I like corn, You like corn? Yes, I think I'm not I'm
not an I'm not a porn person really at all. But I think their
cover of Where It Up is pretty fucking good. I think they have an
album. They have an album called Untouchables that I think is a very good
album. I will be I will be honest and say a lot of their
older stuff from the nineties I'm not a huge fan of. I think a
lot of it's kind of just I don't know, it doesn't really do much
for me, but they were. They dropped an album I thing when I
was in eighth grade called Untouchables, and I think that's like, it has
songs on there that I feel like anyone could appreciate. I think it was
it was an elevation, elevation into good songwriting, and I think maybe people
always just think about them and I'm like, that's dude. Twist is kind
of dope. I'm not talking about Twist. I'm talking about freaking a leash.
When he's doing that fucking scatter. I forgot about me as as a
fucking sixth fifth grader. I'm like, I'm good. I saw a lot
of people liking it, but I was one of the people that are like,
I'm gonna be silent and not say anything. I'm gonna let everybody enjoy
this, because personally, I think this part is really stupid. It's it's
like the Disturbed getting whipped by the mom or whatever, No Mommy, Nora
and saying that video that that song came out when we the same year Chris
moved up there. I'm pretty sure, so we both moved up state,
like in seven. I think you're oh, you're a five. I was,
oh six oh seven, and that song had just came out. That's
when that song Just around the time that song came out down when the Sickness
came out and like fucking two thousand or something, really like everybody was listening.
Everybody was listening into it. That think you're probably thinking of their their
their their third album where that ended up on a guitar hero and all that
shit, because that came there talking about indestructible and stuff like that. No,
that was stricken stricken. Look back at the music, bro, you
think they looked like the music I'm like, oh, no way, no,
dude, they're making the same exact shit. They just dropped an album
I think last year. And but here's the thing. I think they have
a formula that is perfect for them. And I think what's his name,
David Draymond, the singer, that guy when you strip away all of the
cringe phenomenal vocalists, Holy shit, it's just like here, vote like to
be able to do the shit he does. He is a good vocalist,
that is a fact. Let me let me say let me say this.
They dropped a song, so that's on the I listened to this rock radio
station and I heard this song. It's called this is the Problem. They
have a song called bad Man and the lyrics are like this bad man,
just a bad man and sad man, and I'm like, what the fuck
is this? But then the chorus drops and it's so beautiful, and I'm
like, why can't you just strip away that? That's always man, that's
always such a that's always such a depressing I've always felt that way about what
is that? It's not even disturbed exclusively. There's there's some what's that song
by? Is it c K? Y? Oh my god? Ninety something
bit ninety six quite Bitter Beings. Yeah, something like that song song No
No No No No One, Yeah, yeah exactly, that has one of
the best opening riffs that I've ever heard, and then the rest of the
song fucking sucks, like it sucks. I have that song in my I
have that it is, I have that song like in my Spotify, and
I always listen to it for ten seconds exactly, and then I and then
I skip, I skip it. I don't think I finished that song once,
like in its entirety, like it's it's so fucking laring that like has
this weird wa wa voice effect word and then it has the guy singing like
south Park and and then the sound like bront I remember it exactly. I
was like, what, what's upsetting? It reminds me a little like it's
not exactly like that's fast. Like a lesser example is Welcome Home by Coheed
and Cambria, where like that song, that song is good, that song,
that's a good song, but that that riff man that beginning, like
you're talking, it's like it is significantly better than the rest of the song.
At least the rest of that song is still pretty good. You're right,
like you're right, have you definitely the high point? Uh do you
know the opening track of the Master Publics, that Master Public's album, It's
called Battery and it's I think I've heard better, you know, beautiful acoustic
opening, and then it just and then it kind of like if you're not
in the thrash and then it turns into that kind of a thing where it
that that contrast is crazy. But bro, it's pretty well. We're not
here. We're well, look, we're not here to we're not here to
talk about c k Y or we're disturbed. Welcome to the snark Tank.
We're here to We're here to talk about important things, very very very important,
to talk about very important things. My look wrote out to talk about
some really important things that can I say something? Can I say? Because
I saw you getting into it, So we'll set the stage here in a
secondent. I saw you getting into it with some some guy from I think
Sargon's doing like some podcasting now, and you got into a thing with him.
I saw a clip from them recently arguing that I had just literally like
vet spices make food worse, which is the most I'm not even I'm not
even fucking remotely kidding almost almost almost almost awoken. I almost awoken something bro
I almost evolved into someone different. Who was the Were they both on the
same page or was something like they were both they were both like yeah,
man, that's British food is so good. I love eating beans and my
I love eating beans and my cousin semen, it's so delicious. I can't
fucking why would you need any Why would you need any fucking seasoning? What
is wrong with you Americans? You've always got a seasoned shit. You can't
just boil a chicken and come like us. It's fucking crazy, Like I
don't, I don't. It is they are on a different fucking wavelength over
there in in Britland, and you know, God, no, that's the
dude. Look look that's them. I look. I know British people.
I know British history. Those motherfuckers went to war for spice. The fact
that they have the they have the gall to say the reason why their country
decided to become an empire is stupid is crazy. That is that is that's
that's just that's that's just that's just abnormalities. Like that's just saying, let's
people, the Saints of the say stuff and then you're watching stuff on Twitter
people, but like, I can't flash is the best. It's like,
no, they don't mean that, they're just saying stuff. They're just they're
just letting their mouth open and words come out of it. I'm trying to
respect. So the argument that the argument, the argument was that British food
was better was was like best or better than American food, and the argument
was specifically that Americans have destroyed their taste buds because spices, because spices destroyed
their taste buds, and they can't appreciate the delicacy that is British. You
know what this is. It's subtle. It's it's subtle, like you have
to you have to really know about this gay ass culture warship to really because
this will go over your head. But this is subtle white supremacy that that
like, it's so subtle, It is so subtle, but it is though
it's one of these things I'll go over your head because it is what they're
really trying to do. And I'm sure I haven't seen a second of any
dis contact. I never even knew about this guy because Jeff Holiday tagged me
and Twitter and then he showed me, and then I was like, who
fuck. I didn't know anything about this. I wouldn't have even known he
was a start gun guy. If he didn't say that, I would have
just been like, he's some fucking I think his name is Harry. I
just want to like some fucking dork, British dork named Harry. God exactly
what a guy. I wouldn't But like I I everything that they're alluding to
when they talk about like this, it's like a British supremacy thing. And
why do they think they're better? Why do they think they're better? You
know, Like there's all these subtle hints that I personally don't want to get
into. I don't get into because it's more than stupid and they're retards.
But has been clean, just been clean for generations. It's it is.
I don't know it. God bless him, God, God bless him.
Look, Okay, let's this fucking let's get it. Let's get us to
the stage. Let's get to the same thing. Yes, so so the
so man, how do you even set this age? So obviously a big,
a big bethesta game just sing out a huge bethezta game. Starfield obviously
if if you're somehow unfamiliar. They did sky In Him, Oblivion, Fallout,
all those those big w RPG's, and the new game came out,
and in the character customization screen they give you an option, yeah, for
like a fraction of a second to pick pronouns, which is like whatever,
I don't know, I don't care. I didn't. I fucking didn't even
notice it. Like, I don't even emphasized. It's just kind of well,
I streamed specifically like the first like five hours of it or something,
or like the first like three hours or something. The day came out,
so I did the character customization screen. I didn't even I did not even
fucking notice because it's so it's so benign. It's crazy. But uh so
this, I guess, along with other things in the game that bothered him
up to a point because he was streaming for seven hours and then he just
lost it. Uh and he was like fucking pro this this dude, I
don't know his name at all. He's got a really got a YouTube channel
that I've The crazy thing, I never heard of this guy. I've heard
of a lot of people that are adjacent to him, Like there's a nerd
rotic or something, or something versus gamers or something. I forgot the kinks
of game. Yeah, you've seen these channels before. I've never seen this
guy. His name is Heels versus baby Face, and he's got like over
three hundred k subscribers, and I'm like, oh, it's weird that I've
never came across this guy. And it's like he spawned out of nowhere,
because how have I not seen anything from this guy? If he does shit
like this, because you're not afraid of the world outside, and you know
that's that's ultimately what it is. But anyway, he lost this, he
lost his ship on either stream or YouTube, kind of basically exploding it.
It was a very very cringe outburst, like it was just an objectively speaking,
objectively speaking, it was just an overreaction, like there's no reality where
you can argue that you are like top echelon, like prime man material,
like you are a cultural savior of the modern era and also scream about shit
like this, and the way that he was screaming about it, it was
just fucking remarkably embarrassing. Uh, And so everybody fucking clowned on him,
because of course that is what you do to clowns, and its started this
whole fucking it's it's part of the culture war now because I don't know,
because they need something you need to and I was I was talking with this
on Twitter two where it's like, dude, you need when your job is
that, you need to find it everywhere because the content machine is fucking crazy,
Like you need to pump out content. Like It's why I don't I
don't like like making content nearly as much as I used to. The podcast
is fun because it's just we get to kind of come together and fucking talk
and laugh and shit, like producing shit constantly to feed this machine that needs
sustenance all the times. Like a second year done uploading your last video,
you need to have the next one ready to go, otherwise the site's gonna
fuck you over. And when you're in that mindset, you just gotta find
shit to make content on. And when you're in the mindset of everything is
fucking woke, everything is fucking this, then you're going to start seeing it
everywhere. It's that it's a classic thing of like you could find somebody in
an empty room if you really, like, if you looked hard enough.
Yeah, and I've seen the dichotomy because there was a lot of people because
my tweets, I don't really tweet that much anymore, just randomly get on
and say something stupid and fuck off. But this the the It was to
the point where I was even thinking of should I should I uh, because
I hear you can get a check from Twitter now, and I was like,
should I take advantage of this? My fucking impressions are exploding because of
this bullshit and I was thinking of I was, but I'm not. I'm
not gonna go through all. This is too and too many steps. But
anyway I was seeing, I was trying to see what these people were actually
saying. And there were some people that think this, this bald, fucking
British idiot is just a grifter. I haven't seen any of his content out
of this, so I can't even say one way or the other. The
only thing I would have to disagree with that is I don't think this guy
is that good of an actor. I just can't imagine this fucking, bald,
fucking loser pro wrestling fan and he has a pro that his name is
a pro wrestling reference, and you look at him, you're like, oh,
obviously he's a wrestling fan just by looking at him, and there's no
way this guy. Well it means if you're look at me and my boys
are pro wrestling fans, and we peer into the crowd and we've been to
many shows and when you see their average demographic, you're like, oh,
yeah, you just see these fucking greasy guys like they smell like garlic just
by you know, they smell like garlic. You just look at them and
you're like, dude, that guy fucking thing like I fucking stay. You
just know they do. I love pro wrestling. I can say this.
I can say this, I love wrestling, but I know that there is
no yeah for being I mean, look at you can be I can be
subtle about it, sure, but I'm just being honest about it. You
look at this guy and you're like, oh, yeah, there's a pro
wrestling fan, like obviously, and uh, I don't think he's not good
of an actor. I don't think the way that he freaked out and was
huffing and puffing, I like to me, yeah, no, he believes
it. I think he believes it totally. But I think it's one of
those things where like you you kind of it's kind of like at this point,
well, you make yourself insane, you drive yourself crazy. Like I
think at first you're acting a little bit. I think I think I'm like,
we need stuff, you're not. I think I think I watched that.
I think I watched that happened to Tim Pool, like because I remember
having conversations with him where he wasn't nearly as fucking off the rails and then
he took himself in a fucking compound. Yeah, Gabby Hannah, I watched
it happened with I watched it happened with who else? Uh, Like pretty
much everyone has went bonkers. You can see them. You see the content
machine making them go crazy. Yeah, it's really sad. It's actually kind
of like not cool. It's like, oh, that's why the older YouTuber,
that's why the all the older generation of YouTubers, a lot of them
just don't really do it anymore. Like the older ones are kind of just
like, we're gonna go have families and stuff. Yea. Every now they
made their money and they realized that this is really strainful. It's straining and
it's bearing down on them and they need to just fuck off. I mean,
I got to the point where that's where I was once I got rid
of my last sponsor, because I still had somewhat of an obligation to still
feed even though my channel was already going down and declining. And as soon
as they were like, hey, we're gonna go in another direction because my
numbers were dwindling, I was like perfect. That's when I felt I have
no tie to have to talk about this shit, to even try to reach
a threshold. Now I'm just doing music content and I don't care, like
it doesn't matter now because I'm just posting. It's basically a hobby channel,
and it feels fantastic just not having expectations. If something bombs, it's literally
just a shrug of your shoulders. You're like, well, okay, and
these people, this the Baldy and the Harry and all these other people that
cropped up in the all this discourse that in the replies and stuff, because
I can't believe how much, how many replies, and I don't know if
there was bigger people quote tweeting my shit that I just didn't see because I
didn't I don't go through all that shit like, oh, let me see
who's all quote tweeting in let me see, I'm like whatever, If if
I get a notification from like a big person, I'll check it, like
I'll get like, oh somebody, yeah. But other than that, I'm
like whatever. So anyway, I was seeing these people saying they think that
things are objectively worse than they were in twenty sixteen. And this is the
big problem because I've made a couple of videos saying, no, this wave
of the SJW is the progressive ideologus. It died. How do I know
it died? It reached the pinnacle. And when when Law and Order SVU
made an episode about this shit like a law ord SVU was one of the
biggest fucking shows on the planet, and they even got infected by this ship,
and there was a huge wave of let's talk about women and gaming and
this stuff and the straight white man and blah blah blah and all this stuff
that people are like, bro, I just want to play some games.
And then guess what, they just started making games again. All they did
in Starfield was include this little fucking insignificant thing that nobody I didn't even I
literally didn't hear anybody say, not one person say anything about this that I
didn't see it anywhere until this fucking guy. Yeah, it's it reminds me
a little bit of like dead Space, where like that guy was screaming about
like how there was what is it adra bathroom space? It is the same
exact du and it's and it's the same energy of like, uh it's it
really is, sincerely, And I really want to say this with my whole
fucking heart. It is the exact fucking same energy of like, uh,
like going into Grand Theft Auto and being like, it's really it's it's really
not okay that you can kill hookers in this game. It's really not okay.
This is this is really not okay. We shouldn't be exposing our children
to controversial themes like this. Okay, we can't have kids murdering hookers and
Grand Theft Auto. What the fuck are you doing? What is this?
What boob armor? Why are these women so scantily clad in this RPG?
What the fuck? Oh? It's like it's a fucking video game. Yeah,
shut up? Did good? Is the game good? That's all I
fucking give a shit about. And I have always it's the only I've ever
given a shit about why would I care about anything else? And I saw
some somebody there was I was arguing. I was like, because I really
was trying to understand like where people were coming from, and it just doesn't
it literally just doesn't have a basis in anything. It's people being like,
oh, well, you know, they just put that in there to a
to appeal to a to like modern sensibilities. It's like, that's what,
that's what businesses. That's what a business is. That's what that's what that's
what everybody has done forever. That's what do you think, Like the nuclear
family, like Coca Cola commercials where because they gave a shit they were all
cheating on their wives in the nineteen fifties and fucking harassing all they're fucking interns.
They gave a shit, of course not they're putting like, oh,
here's you, you and your nice, happy family. I'm a grill,
like grilling a nice brisket with your fucking Coca Cola in the nineteen fifties.
Don't you like that? Don't you want that? It's it's to appeal to
everybody, that's the point, right, And if they and I'm sure like
it was offensive to some fucking weirdos back then who for some reason, we're
like, why are they shoving? They didn't have the voice to say that
because they didn't have the fucking Internet, but I guarantee you they were sucking
out there, and you know what, it's the same fucking energy. It
really is the same shit. Because companies have been pandering forever. Why is
it only a problem now? Yeah, and it's not even weird. I
hate the word because to me, there's a difference pandering and then just inclusion.
I think like pandering is when you see those the Gillette commercials that they're
yea, you know, there's like some fucking beach month, like the like
the queer month shit. You know, like, yeah, it is,
but it is especially when especially when like companies like Target will be like exactly,
hey, we're gonna have a sale for We're gonna have like a special
Pride month, fucking run of these things, and it's all like this is
expensive because it's right, it's exactly. They don't they personally don't give a
shit at all. They're just turning a profit. Same love, But that's
obviously you trump, they want extra money, right, they want more gamers,
They want be a bigger demographic. That's obviously why they're doing it.
However, However, if this is something so insignificant that I thought of it
in the same way as adding another class in a in an RPG, or
it's literally that insignificant, say you always like it's not even like it's like
adding more colors to a game. It's just like, and you use the
same people like, say you create the same shit all the time. A
lot of people that play RPGs create the same similar character if they can,
because this is what they like to play, So other options wouldn't bother them.
The only thing that would bother them if options were taken away, options
that would affect their way to play a game. So if you add anything,
even if you don't even notice it, even if you don't use it,
it is just a net good. It's a net positive. More options
in a role playing game can never be bad. And then so I did
watch this fucking bald idiot's response to all the backlash, and he was trying
to say, it's not about the pronouns, it is about them shoving everything
down our throats. And then I'm just I'm like, bro, there,
how could you think like, you know, when you see the screen,
how could you think? And he's talking about breaking emerged and all this shit
a blank gray screen that has no immergence. You are not immersed in the
game when you were building your character, because you are not yet in the
universe building, you're not experiencing shit, you are starting it. It's like,
look this, maybe this guy would have a point if like a man
with a pussy started squirting on the fucking startup screen or something like just fucking
just starting like rubbing his pussy and then it just pussy you sprayed all over
the Starfield fucking logo, then I'd be like, Okay, that's a little
interesting with with a big with like a big sign that that comes that lowers
down from the ceiling and says make sure your kids are in the room to
see this. Yeah, I mean like then that's what they made. That's
what that's what they ask that. People were like, Oh, no,
bring your kid in this room, sit your kid down, Show this your
kid a male with a pussy, Show this kid a masculine figure in the
pussy, because that's it's like, it's the the forcing it down. My
throat thing has been so it's so crazy because if they just change certain words,
they just sound like bigots from like the fucking fifties. If it just
alters fuck a few words in a way they sound once upon a time when
you were trying to integrate schools. Well, no, it's it's the same
ship. It's the same idiotic bigotry. Yeah, I don't want to admit
it. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I agree with it.
But it also comes it alsways one of the things where it's like, well,
if you change the words, then it means something else where. It's
like yeah, of course, but like well yes, but no, well
you know what, but no, yeah, like because it's like it's just
the fear of like different people. But it's a such a this fear of
like it is a here's the reality, the reality of this, The reality
of this, right is that this is it's a fucking role playing game.
If there was ever a type of game that would benefit from more options like
this, it's it's this one, you know what I mean, It's literally
this kind of game, Like why would It's like I should just be able
to pick a male or female and that's it. And it's like Okay,
you can you still have that. You don't, You're not. That option
isn't taken away from you. It's just it is crazy. It's not even
the first character it's not even the first type of character creation tool like this.
I think Saints Row had something similar like Ages Ago, where you could,
like, you could be a man, you could pick male or female,
but then you could like use the yeah you could you could have like
a male, you could have like a female voice on a male body,
and you could have you could literally have boobs on your guy in saying literally
by using the what is it the character slider and stuff. So it's like
just this is it's literally not new. It's only a problem because the way
that we talk about it is new, and the new and the way that
you can make money from it is new. That's it we think about.
We think about the whole the arc of the groom or how they were they've
been people like this. The guy and people adjacent to him have been saying
that trans people and what are they drag performers are groomers. They're trying to
groomer kids and whatnot. Blah blah blah, No, no, trans trans
people aren't real, Derek. They're not real. They don't exist. Well,
they're not. They're not real. When we're real, then it would
be okay, let me see what they when they do exist, because obviously
these guys live in a cognitive dissonance world. When they do the times they
do exist, the existence, they're they're they're they're groomers and they're trying to
change your kids in the trans people too or whatever I've seen, and you
know, so it's like I made that joke when I was in the gym
because my gym has a cinema room and they were they they were playing Missus
Doubtfire, and so it was fucking around just making the joke because I'm like,
yo, obviously, if Missus Doubtfire came out today, there would be
these yuppies saying fucking ignorant transphobic shit like, oh, they're trying to group.
Because it's crazy that when we've talked about all of this stuff about people,
because you and I, Chris and people who made content similar to us,
a lot of our objective was to laugh at this dumb shit. There
wasn't a huge fucking ideological point to this thing. That's why I remember when
I remember how silly this was getting. When I went to a VidCon and
we were all sitting at this long ass fucking table and one of the I
think hotels right next to VidCon, and this mom came up passionately thanking us
for what we do. And I was like, what the fuck? What
the fuck lady? Like, I'm literally taking tweets and talking shit, I
am not doing anything that is of substance and real value. And I hated
when people were saying this. And these are the people that are still around.
They're like, we gotta fight the good fight. And that hairy guy
was saying Anita Sarkasian won, and I'm like, Yo, what the fuck
do you mean she won? Because they're saying, you guys are letting her
her, You're okay with her talking points, And I say to him,
bro Anita Sarkasian. Her main point was sexism in gaming. Let me tell
you something. How I've been playing Balder's Gate three, a game that just
came out just a few weeks ago. I am a giant, buff,
black dude the male power fantasy, surrounded by naked women. They're completely naked
rolling with me. No men on my fucking squat to the point where I
missed some key plot points because I hate a mistake. Brother, it was
a mistake. So I missed has Lan and getting rid of the dark fog.
Yeah, bro, I don't know what any of that. They all
died all so not everybody. But the thing is I did that. Lets
okay, okay, I just didn't spoiler. Yet I didn't do an important
thing because I refused to fucking traveling with my Gails at all. You didn't
even look at them, dude, I can't tell you something, can I
look? Listen? I gotta be real, like for like, for the
brief moment that I was playing Ball's Gate, I did the same. I
killed that fucking British guy immediately. I didn't talk to Gail once, like,
I don't care about if you're if you're a man on my squad,
I don't fucking care about you. I don't. I'll be feeling myself in
fact. But I fucked my way through the I fucked everybody to be for
everybody's I did dance with Will, but then I told him I ain't gay,
and then he got all sad. It was the funniest fucking thing it's
so like sits next to you and everything, and it's like, okay,
like he walks away so defeated that you wouldn't have sex with them. It's
the fun anyway, but it's point black, the point, the point being
yeah, yeah, video games were talking about Yeah, no, absolutely,
it's look this ramp that I just went into and like this like little tangent,
this little thing, this digression is showing you how like video games are
still fucking great. They're still fantastic. And this dick mouth uh heels in
baby face or whatever, the freaking out over that fucking pronoun option is such
a fucking dumb thing to do when video games are still great. Dude's literally
this is one of the best years period for like video like. I can't
remember the last time we had a year this good like it might like it
was a while and maybe maybe maybe not for real. Ever like for probably
and and a lot of that, to be fair, is because the pandemic
pushed a lot of stuff and so like, there is a lot of stuff
that probably would have released earlier or would have released later that it's now.
It probably would have been spread out a lot more. However, that doesn't
change the fact that like I kind of think like the more Starfield really was
the hinging point for me where I was like, if that game's fucked like
beyond measure, then like that's gonna suck. But I fucking I'm so into
it. I love it, dude. The fact that that's and so the
fact that it's like it's good and we still have Spider Man, and we
Spider Man and I still have fucking Mortal Kombat one, which I'm fucking ack
in. Scream six just came out. It is a four for video games,
and think about it. Let's let's to the to the point of this,
to the point dead Space, to this point right all these all these
games that we're mentioning out of all of these games, all of these badass
Triple A games, and even some like fucking the Forest the second the Sea
the Forest came out, even some of the indie shit that people are into
is dropping the that what's that fucking horror one that outlasted did its new thing?
So like a bunch of shit has come out this year, and when
you think about all of this, this plethora of shit that just came out,
how many of them have some sort of what you can consider, Like,
let's just try to peek into the minds of these freaks some LGBTQ pandering
like is, try to think of something that you can think of that happened,
can you. I'm trying to think of off the top of my head
right now, like what. I can't think of anything. Technically I would
know because I'm not in their mind. I wouldn't have thought of the he
him thing as it. And I did see some people talking about like even
that that bald guy said, if it doesn't do anything, why is it
even in here? Well, my interpretation, I haven't played the game yet,
I'm assuming it does do something. I'm assuming when the dialogue is happening
and people are talking to you, they will use the pronouns just like they
do in a in an RPG. But depending on if you're talking to you,
you're a girl in the in the RPG, I would assume. I
would assume that's again I don't pay attention. Yeah, but how is that
kind of thing? You chose he him You wouldn't even know, right,
didn't You didn't? You didn't chose her she her well, and it went
to he him by default? Right? But like if you change, I'm
assuming it would change to your choice. Well, let me let me you
know, it's crazy. It's like it's so funny too, because you could
I could see, I could see an alternate reality where like you know,
oh, when you when you select your actor, it's set it's set to
mail and he him by default, and that would spark an outrage of like
why does it automatically default to men? Don't they know girls play? You
know what I mean? That's how it used to be. You just blew
my fucking mind. That's how it will sh There would have been an article
on Jezebel about that, you're everybody. Not only would there be ane,
there would be an article on Jezebel that would be exactly that that people would
take seriously. Now I'm sure, by the way, I'm sure that article
exists somewhere. There's always some fucking stupid article that's like, this game's fucking
sexist, and what happens now? What happens now? Everybody fucking laughs at
that ship. Nobody pays attention to it. They're starving for viewers to the
point where they're like making these articles to like demand like some kind of attention
and it's and it's not fucking working. Those websites are going under because games
are just fucking good. Games are the good thing the thing is for me,
right there? Great, it's it's it's a juxtmition of like if someone
wants to refer to something, just refer it's well, it's not even the
argument wanted. Well I understand that the argument, but like it's it's it's
just these people with this weird inability to progress forward. Is it's just weird.
Like it's like, dude, I would have seen it have been like,
oh, I'm a he and that's it. That is it. It's
like when I ask you and it's like in Pokemon Golds like hey, are
you a boy or a girl? I'm a boy? Yeah, that's it
actually, and I move it is it's literally it's literally just more granular customization,
which is which is literally a good thing for role playing games specifically,
Like why whatever, Why shouldn't you like if you wanted to, if you
if you wanted a role play fucking for whatever reason. I don't know who,
I don't know why you would want to do this, but like if
you wanted a role play, like oh, my god, what is it?
Tim Curry from Rocky Horror. You know you can do it, yeah,
but by just being like a picking a guy, by picking a guy
and being like, oh, I hope I want people to refer to me
as like her and she, even though I'm clearly like I got like a
guy, you know what I mean? Like, why not people be like
that's fucking crazy. It's like, dude, why the fuck not? It's
fun. I saw somebody, I saw somebody exactly. It's more, it's
more that you can do. It's more ridiculous situations that you can make up,
which is like the whole point of role playing games. I saw some
guy kind of making fun of my argument about it, and he was like,
maybe they should start putting in fucking astrological signs too, And I'm like,
okay, why not. I mean, if, in fact that might
be cool in some kind if if if in like Skyrim or something, if
like Elder Scrolls have had that for whatever reason. I don't know why they
would have that specifically, but like some kind of system like it, Why
the fuck not. There's just so many fucking weird stars in that universe,
so you can be able to because you could be some wild shit and there's
already so much hokos. More customization, more customization, think about background and
personality and play style, and a role playing game is not a bad thing,
and you can't gaslight people to thinking it is. It's freaking insane,
dude, think about this, And I'm sure a lot of those guys have
attempted to use like something like Okay, Cupid or plenty of Fish or any
of those sites that exist. Yeah, those fucking websites have deep customization of
your who, of your stats, including those stupid signs signs fucking religion high.
This a bunch of shit that that it gives you a full package of
who you are, more than a lot of RPGs even offer. And this
is something that would actually translate pretty fucking well in an RPG if they gave
you those options. They may not even do anything. But it's kind of
cool that you can even get go that deep. That is not how That
is never a negative said, More options is never a negative if you think
it's back Because I people a lot of times they talk about the open world
games and maybe they're getting kind of tired of them or whatever, And I
say to those people, I understand because it couldn't be exhausting. But they
always have a very streamlined main quest that doesn't take that long, usually like
a big sandboxes or whatever. It's all the side ship that takes fucking forever.
You don't have to do it. And so in the same sense that
if they added too many things, you don't have to do all that stuff
either. Even when you're filling out your Okay cube or whatever, you didn't
have to put your fucking signing. I didn't have to say I was fucking
Pisces or whatever. It's just an option. That's fucking fine. Man.
I don't know, Man, I don't know you. You fucking you fucking
don't know what you're talking about. Mike is struck you and you don't know
that how you'm still talking about any of the Sarcasians. She's very important,
Mike. You're being You're being You're being obtuse, Mike. She is still
she is still pulling all the strings of She has Phil Spencer and a pocket
and I know this, Mike, I got can you can you imagine that
the next fucking Phil Spencer, like I don't press conference and Nitasari shows by
the way, by the way, I feel like and I feel like I
can. I feel like I can say this because I'm not under any fucking
NDA or nothing. But and I don't. I won't. I won't point
to any specific people. But I know a lot of people in game development.
Okay, I've I've been fortunate enough to kind of like been in the
same room as like certain like executives from this place and and like decision makers
from this fucking company and that fun company. And let me tell you something,
There's there's no love. There's no love for Nitas Archesian. There's there's
no it's just like, yeah, whatever, they it's it's a complete afterthought.
Yeah. Companies kind of did their thing where they were like, all
right, come speak at our fucking thing. Whatever. It's a pr thing.
That's fine. But no one, no one takes that shit seriously,
because the main problem with the Sarkisian has always been was always was that her
series was just incredibly fucking shallow and that she misrepresented a lot of games,
Like I specifically remember one that sticks out like really really deeply in my mind
was when she tried to imply that Hitman hit Man. I think absolution rewards
you for killing hookers when the gameplay that she's showing literally shows you being penalized
for it. Yes, as it's happening. You're literally making the game herder
for yourself when you do this, So like, no, it doesn't do
that at all. And it was just really shallow feminist analysis. The problem
wasn't that it was feminist analysis. There was literally do you do you remember
you might remember this, Eric, Oh my god, what's her fucking name?
That old lady, the old blonde lady who was like like a conservative
feminist or something. Christina was. Yeah, yeah, she kind of came
in and she was doing her own analysis, and guess who loved it.
Everybody who hated Innedo Sarkisian. So, so the problem wasn't that she was
feminist, right, The froblem wasn't that she was a woman. The problem
was that her analysis sucked and it was shallow and it was vapid, and
it was she was a fucking con person. Everybody, fucking everybody with a
respectable understanding of like any situation regarding the games industry knows this. It's not
even an arguable it's not even an arguable thing. Like there's video of her
like lying directly about what she wanted to do and what she intended to do.
There's there's no way to refute that. So to me, yeah,
I know, but like they also don't care, you know, yeah true,
and these Arksian is not relevant anymore like feminist frequency, I'm pretty sure
shutting down this year like it's it's it's it's done. So like to me,
I think, I don't know. My perspective is in these Sarkasian was
a problem just because the way that she did shit, the way that she
did her content was just really shallow and vapid and didn't really contribute anything.
It wasn't that she was a feminist attempting to do media critique, because that's
fine. I see if it's if it's educated, like why not why not
have like why not have analysis from every single perspective you can imagine? I
would love to see like a religious analysis of what BioShock is, you know
what I mean, just because I think that's interesting. Why the fun not
if it's well done and if it's if it's not misrepresented, and if it's
not like scammed into existence, I think that's totally fine. I think it's
totally fine to have feminist articles and you know whatever. So what's I don't
know. Yeah, I really don't know what the problem. I don't know
what the real issue is. The real issue is. The real issue is
what we've always said. It was from from people from our perspective that it
was this, like, if you want to talk about actual culture, it
was outraged culture, the thing that we were always actually railing against, which
is being outraged about fucking everything. It wasn't about that, Oh, there's
these women that are being uppitty. How you know, how there's some idiots
that That's how they were trying to act like it was. They were like,
women are being stupid at those fucking minority of people, Like look at
the reason why gamer Gate, for example, right because the gamer Gate got
brought up a few times because they were saying that guy the wrestling the heels
and baby faced guy, oh, typical gamer gator guy. And what upsets
me about that about that is I didn't I had a very narrow view.
I didn't notice that they're those people like that guy were talking about the same
subjects we were, but uh, they were the ones getting picked up by
say the say the progressives that were shitting on like gamer Gate, they were
seeing people like this guy and Ethan Ralph. They were seeing people like them
being absolute nuisances, being the biggest pieces of shit. So there was no
nuanced them. There was no actual like validity to what we were saying.
And like when we were talking about like the whole Zoe Quinn and all that
shit and everything that happened, they didn't care about any of that because they
just saw these fucking freaks freaking out and attacking them and harassing them and shit.
And I was like, Nick, I'm not doing any of that shit.
I'm just trying to talk about y'all are fucking behaving wild and we just
want to and it's that's what happens. Well, that's what happens. Did
you you end up? You end up unfortunately, if you have an opinion
that a fucking maniac has, Unfortunately, you get looped in with the fucking
psychos and you're like, yeah, yeah, I don't mean that. I
don't mean that you're always you're always going to share opinions with a psychopath because
there was no thought, there is no thought that you have ever had.
And anyway, I remember somebody being like, oh, I remember, oh
did you get Oh did you get that opinion? Somebody was responding to me.
I can't remember. I was talking about the pronouns that it's like,
oh, did you get that opinion yourself? It's like that's literally a stock
comeback, like I have I have heard oh did you get that opinion yourself?
Millions of times. That is not like a unique thing to say,
And so it's ironic to be criticized for not having unique thing to say with
stock footage basically of comeback. So it's it's just I don't know, man,
I just there's a distinct difference between making jokes at the expensive people flipping
out over shit and flipping out over shit. Yeah, because I remember people
were like, oh, well this used to be you in twenty sixteen.
I was like, I assure you it wasn't. I have five footage of
me being like deranged and angry. And by the way, even if you
did find that footage, I wasn't forty five years old and balding with like
a child probably like dying of neglecting the basement. Okay, do you know
the only time the only time I remember being sorry, sorry, No,
I was just saying, like, I don't know, man, I think
maybe this is something that you just have to have a very limited amount of
life experience to be angry at the things that these people are angry at.
And I feel this. I felt the same way about the people in twenty
sixteen who were flipping out over fucking man spreading and shit. Right, It's
like you have to have had so few important interactions in your life to consider
this, and you just you just gotta you just have to not understand the
vastness of the universe around you. You know, you got you gotta have
a sort of finite view because this is incredibly myopic. It's an incredibly myopic
and and just self flagellating kind of a way to or not self flagelating.
It's the opposite self inflating way to kind of view the world. Because,
like you said, Derek, like that that woman who came up to us
like kind of praising us for doing we were doing, even though we were
just like cracking jokes about it took no fucking intellect what we were doing.
It took timing and some level of like skill in some way to make fun
of things in a way that was entertaining to people. But like that's where
the skill was. It was in entertainment. It wasn't anything else. Like
there was no way that I was trying to be a fucking teacher or like
a warrior for some weird fucking cause. Right like we've been we've been offered
like some real gigs, like of real shit, and like neither I instted
to talk a school and I remember being exactly, I don't want to talk
at a school. I was like, I'm not trying to teach anything.
Change this far. I could teach, I could teach editing. I could
teach you how to edit. I'd probably be good at that, But like
I'm getting speech about this shit. It's insane. And I think the difference
between the difference between you and me and you Derek and people like I guess
you know these the Sargon guys, is that we understood that that was an
insane that we understood that that was an insane thing to put onto us,
but they kind of want that. They loved it, Like it's like I
need this validation, I need this self importance. Oh you think I'm a
I'm a I'm a I'm I'm like an epic warrior for for the for this.
You think I can save the world with what I'm doing, Like you
think I'm like making a genuine difference in the universe. That's crazy. I
love that feeling. Let me keep that up, and then you keep that
up for so long that you start to believe it, and then you're just
deluded into your own bullshit. It's crazy. Like was like Chris Weally comes
to get to school is wild? That is that is proof that this world
is fun. Dude, there were people, there were people messaging me.
There were people messaging me that I saved their lives, and like, look,
man, maybe I look, I don't know. I don't purport to
know like what people are going through. I'm sure like maybe like I've helped
entertain people out of like rough patches or whatever. But like the idea that
like, I don't know, it just it's it's too much of a of
a pedestal to be to be put on. It's it's insane, and anybody
who thinks that they're responsible enough to wield that kind of pedestal is inherently unworthy
of it. Yeah, I feel about presidents the psychopath. Yeah, it's
it's fucking lunacy. And you literally like one of those one of those podcasts,
guys, one of those, one of those one of those podcasts guys
was like these people one one of the podcasts I think was Harry literally was
like, these people think of themselves as champions, but they let they let
these people win. And it's like, I'm not there's there's a champion.
You're the only I'm not a champion. This is not a ship, this
is not I'm not fighting. We're not in the trend. Somebody used the
phrase. Somebody used the phrase and I'm not even joking. They said,
yeah, Chris used to be in the trenches. Cc C think it's wild.
It's a gay culture war. They think it's real. They think they're
in dangerous they think they're like dodging grenades. It's why they're having fucking it's
it's it's why they have fucking PTSD flashbacks at character customization screens because they have
no idea what it's like to be fucking I don't know, attacked in the
street, like like actually in a fight, or like actually like diet situations.
But I deserve that power, though, Give me that power, I'll
leave the culture. I'll lead. I'll leadys. So okay, okay,
okay. So if if some fucking maniac message dude, they emailed you and
they wanted you to speak at university, you would take it. Yeah,
I would do it now, I would do it now, I want it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me stipulation. Stipulation,
would you God damn fucking camera. Hate this fucking it's it's like,
fine, don't worry about it. Well, it's gonna okay, Okay,
we're good anyway, Okay, you speed. I have pants That's the only
reason I have pants on. Trust me, I'm not gonna because I had
to put pants on. I was like, I got I know, my
dick would show up something. It took twenty minutes of pants on. Yes,
the biggest, big that's pretty congratu stipulation. So wait what that's sorry,
I was meant to derail the episode. Go ahead, Okay, So
the stipulation you're speaking, but you can only speak about this culture warship.
They want to the the ideological power struggle of the right versus left. That's
that's the only thing you can speak about it. I can talk about it,
and I would say shit that I truly believe in, and that would
not be ignorant, and I can still talk about it at that place.
Yeah, okay, never stiulation. You also would have to debate the that
that that ball dude, you have to debate him. But he would be
very he's on ten the entire time. No, no, that's great,
that's great because all you have to do is not care and then you win.
I saw an argument of I saw him like that response video that he
did was so weird too, because like and maybe this is just so maybe
and maybe this is just me being hypercritical, because there's no way in hell
that I would argue that that I would flesh out an argument in such a
profoundly incompetent way. But he was like he brought he was like, oh
man, people, he was trying to equate act man making fun of his
outburst to Quantum TV trying to take his account down. Did you see that
he said that? He said that specifically at he acted like it was hypocritical
of the act man to make fun of another content creator expressions. That's because
he said that the yeah, no, well he said he said it was
like, it's hypocritical of the act man to make fun of me for sharing
my opinion because Quantum TV tried to get his account taken down, and it's
like, look at those that's that's not even like a coherent I'm starting to
wonder if English is even a language that they know how to speak, or
if they've just been around enough English words that they've just kind of barely managed
to string together a personality, you know, like I don't that's that because
that does not connect at all. That is not a connecting argument even slightly.
And there's no way in hell if I was making if I was being
clowned on by the Internet to the degree that this guy's clowning on, there's
no way I would have formulated an argument that fucking profoundly an apt make it
in fun of me for thosely moyal opinion. I bet he's outside with his
spites, might spit. Free speech is fine. People behind the right.
You have the right to you have the right to say to say whatever you
want, and people have the right to make funy for it. This is
what This is a fucking culture my you fucking Toulsa. You have no ideas.
This is this is this is a fucking this is this is a preview
of how the debate would go when you're at the university. So it's like,
all right, so heels versus heels versus baby face. You have one
minute. This fucking knots piece of shit, Tulsa, this little mushkin right
here will not give me the toy in my day, and you will not
acknowledge that they fucking culture exact bewhere, They fucking pronouns should not be at
my star field. And this fucking jack and NINNI little monster, little rattle
acknowledge me. Hey, shut up, Motor, I'm going a fucking cut
you if you don't shut up, Mike, shut up. He does seem
very wife. You shut the fuck up right now, manner. No,
does he have a wife? I assume. I assume. Look at this
guy looks like the type of person that just abuses. He just uses the
ship out of his fucking wife. So we're look, we're talking completely out
of school. It's a very fair thing to say, is it? Is
it? Though? Yes, I don't know the guy. Okay, I
don't know the guy. I'm not gonna make like I'm not gonna make like
a personality, just not him. Necessarily nice, he had a good person,
he had a well because like I don't know, man, look I
don't know everything about a personse look at look at pause, pause. I
would be totally on your side. If he made a follow up video and
been like, look, guys, I lost my ship. That was stupid.
You had every I would be on his team. In fact, dude,
we all everybody has their moment. It's you slipped up. Look,
man, it's not a big deal. If he just admitted it's not a
perfect If he did that, he did a react video of his own video
and laughed at it, I would be on your side now. And I
imagine do that. Yeah, he can't, not with the people that he's
wielding, that fucking army that he has of like these you know, it's
these people, Like I saw enough people people that were following me. There
were some people following me that Harry guys follow me. I don't know if
he started following me recently, if he's always been following me, I don't
know, But I was like, what the fuck? But I saw some
of the comments, some of the replies, They're like, well, yeah,
it was an overreaction, but he's right though, you don't know,
he's right, And I'm like, what do you What the fuck do you
mean he's right? Like if you like, are you guys also are your
brains melting when you saw that? Shit? People people who I really,
I really do think there is a correlation with people who go outside or like
not a correlation, but like I think people who get angry about this stuff
don't go outside. Yeah, going outside. I think people were not being
able to departmentalize the fact that the world is changing and you have to just
deal with the fact that it's not even that bro, well it is most
of the time. Aboun the time. Right, let's be let's be religist
about the time pronouns weren't a big problem, right, But then people that
are that felt is that they were became became a very a group that were
became friends center in the world. And now the things that ask for,
which is more ibility identify themselves the way they want, has become a thing.
You know, it's it's not even, it's not even, it's it's
everything that this pronoun thing. For example, these are the same people that
were mad when they started seeing normbre slash name on an application. Oh yeah,
yeah, this is these are the same fucking people. They're mad at
these extra options that accommodate other fucking people. This shit has been happening for
before we were born, that things were being more accommodating with the culture that
is around. Oh, we have more of this people. We're gonna accommodate
them. Oh, we acknowledge that these people exist. We never thought about
it before because really, trans people is such a small part of the population.
And then they thought about, well, it doesn't hurt to add this
at all. It does nothing, well, it does it just help.
It just helps. It literally, it literally just includes a slightly bigger audience,
which is when you're making it. When again, when you're making a
role playing game, it's just like that's the whole fucking point. And a
role playing game, it should it should include these included after what I'm saying.
But I'm saying especially you know what I mean, like if there was
ever of all the games to complain about it, dude, you know what's
fucking crazy about this. I'm fairly fucking certain Hogwarts Legacy has a fucking character
customer character character customization thing with pronouns and like a full on like trans character
and all all of this diversity, by the way in Hogwarts in the context
of Harry Potter makes no fucking sense. Why is in nineteen nine? Why
is nineteen nineties Hogwarts so white? And then sixteen arts? I love that
it is the funniest shit ever. But the application game great, the implication
that is hilarious. But also these are the kinds of people who who were
simping for that game because people are like people have a problem with JK rowlingcause
she's transphobic. Oh I'm gonna buy fucking Hogwarts legacy with its pronouns and trans
people, and like what it's you You don't have a coherent worldview. It
is complete horseshit. It's asinine. You believe everything that YouTube thumbnails tell you,
not even the videos, so you're way off. So like, I
don't know, I just don't know how to help you, like if honestly
from my perspective, my honest, my honest perspective, Right, I don't.
I don't understand the gender stuff at all, like to me, like
it's to me, it does it is a little bit silly to me,
I don't fully understand it. I don't understand how it's possible to not I
can't fathom it, to not understand like what you are. But there's so
many there's so many things in this world that I think are silly, that
are fine, it's fine, this is fine, Like it hurts no one
to have this here? Who cares? So they are entire they are entire
careers that I think are fucking silly. They are entire, fucking entire cultures
that I'm like, what the fuck's going on here? I can meet you
with the same Like I don't understand anxiety, right, I've never understood that
shit. Right. I understand it's nervous like a regular person. Right,
I understand being frightened, But I don't understand being like having nothing happened,
genuinely nothing that bothers you. Because for me, when I feel nervous,
when I there's something that I should be doing that I haven't done, my
brain gives me the anxiety you mean do you mean no, no, no
no, no no no no, you're talking about You're talking about anxiety disorders
that we're talking about. Yeah, I don't know how to say this disorders
or I don't understand how people that really have that, you know, like,
I'm very good at departmentalizing my stressors and being able to move from one
step to another. But some people are not. They're just not And I
understand it exists, and I'm like, all right, fuck it, let
it be. That's it. There's them having a way to unders the thing.
There's a that's the thing. It's like, because there's there's a way
that you can like you can find things kind of silly or like confusing or
weird or like. I feel that way about most religions. I feel that
way about a lot of a lot of career paths, and for me,
it's women too, Like I don't feel that way. I feel that way
about I feel like to me, it's like what to me, Like cities
that aren't New York make no fucking sense to me. Why are why are?
Why are? Bodaca is not open till three am? Everywhere? It
makes no fucking sense. It's a perfect way to do everything. But whatever,
you know, I'm not gonna fucking constantly attack. But can you imagine
I stood outside of a odega as they closed at eight pm and like threatened
at them, like we're just like, what the fuck are you doing?
Why aren't you staying open to accommodate me. It's like, I just I
don't. There's so much in this world that's ridiculous, but so much of
it is also wickedly harmless. And so when you get old enough to really
understand the distinction between what is harmful and what is just kind of different than
what you expect to understand, or different from your own worldview or different from
your experience, then you you grow up. And I think the only way
to do that is to actually go outside. And I don't think these people
do that. I really don't. I don't believe Tim Pool leaves his compound.
I don't believe this fucking I don't believe this thumb looking for him,
not for him. I don't look bad for him. He's rich, he's
fine, but like, no, I can feel him cook. That's another
thing I don't. I don't feel bad for rich people. And that I'm
mad. That that might be very that very much might be madness. And
that's fine. You can think that's ridiculous, you can think that's absolutely ridiculous.
But there but if that if there was an option in like a role
playing game that like let you like you are remarkably unsympathetic to rich people,
which opens up an extra dialogue tree in every conversation you have with like a
mogul or a tech guy in this game. The exactly, it's more it's
more accommodating. So to me, it's just like I don't know, I
just to me, the one of the biggest or one of the best arguments
I ever saw on this was like it was like a conversation between this religious
guy who like really had a problem with with kind of gender identity stuff and
some other guy, and the conversation was like, you know, oh,
well, you know science, this this is like this new gender stuff is
like that's not even science. It's it's like a it's like a new religion.
And it's like, okay, so it's not it's not science, but
you it's it clearly makes certain people feel better, right, Like it's it's
at the very least, it's like a self affirming thing for people to kind
of live their life by, like like your religion. Right if like you
can't prove that anything about your religion is accurate, you just kind of you
just kind of believe in it because it makes you feel better. You know,
No but I mean what I'm saying is like, even if it but
let's say it's not science, like for the sake of it, right,
yeah, then it would be just religion. Yes, And that's fine,
is it not? I mean it should, right, what's about it?
It's not science, then it's religion. And if it's religion, it's fine.
What's fucked up about that is the whole the whole gender spectrum it is.
It is infinitely less harmless, it's not even it's harm less. And
then religion, something that is respected, is extremely harmful objectively that we've seen
this, that's what is funny about it. And I've said this, I
think on the first episode I ever did as a guest. I think I
even compare gender gender spectrum to religion, where it's like a lot of it.
I don't. I think it's silly. But you know, people are
allowed to do whatever they want and you're not supposed to fucking chastise them and
demonize them and try to artacize them and make them pariahs and shit for having
a different thing that they practice culturally or whatever the fuck and the thing is.
And what pisses me off because like it is this is it's social science
like gender, gender stuff is a social science. And when you talk about
it being a social construct, these people that get so upset, But I
like, I use an example. The best example I've ever seen was because
you know, you don't change sex, it's biological, but gender is.
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true is because if you and I should her picture, there was a trans
woman and a trans man. They were standing outside the White House for whatever
I don't remember what was going on, but they did not censor the trans
man and the news and the media, but they censored the trans woman because
she was topless, but she was covering her nipples, but they were still
censoring her tits. But they didn't censor the trans man's fucking topless chest,
meaning that if we saw them as the way that they wanted, like,
oh no, that's still a woman that's still a man. Then it would
have been the opposite way. Societally we treat the transom as a woman and
right and so like they have to when you bring that to the up to
them, like you have to conceive that point that societally we have accepted this
and you're just being incredibly obtuse, like you need a catch up or like
you say, Chris, go the fuck outside, because there's eight billion people
on this planet and most of them don't give a flying fuck about any of
this. Yeah, I I just wish people got as angry at the things
they should be getting angry at. Yes, you know what I mean,
Like its just like fucking like like like just like just fucking dude. Miss
McConnell glitched out again. Joe Biden wandered out of some fucking some metal like
Medal of Honor ceremony today. I think, Yeah, he just wandered out
in the middle of like this guy, this guy getting like a medal for
like saving this. This is this is why I was talking about, like
what should talking about to because there's a lot there was, like Joe Biden
wandered out of something like Medal of honor ceremony that was like honoring some guy
for like savings. We could sea, we could save it. But like
it's it's just an example of just like you should be so furious that your
leadership is this decrepit and this old, and that they're voting on your future
despite the fact that they're fucking on the one they're on a one way to
get out of here man as we speak. That should piss you off so
immensely, And it pisses me off so much every time I see that ship,
Like everything political that I see, it's like just dan find scene like
oh uh, dian Finstein's daughter is now taking over her fucking role. It's
like, what that that's allowed? What are we talking about? Yea,
she has so she dian Fancy is so old that I think her daughter is
basically acting as her basically, so she's great. Yeah, it's fucking or
something to that effect, right where its politicians are the only people on this
planet that don't have to do their jobs. Well bro, it's it's like
also it's also just not fucking electoral at all. They did elect your fucking
daughter exactly exactly that, Like these are the things that should be bothering people
to this. Let me say something. There's a warning. It's a very
simple warning. I'm not threatening, but it's a warning for the future that
Okay, this is a warning. That's not a threat, but it is
a warning. It is a precautionary tale. What happens is this, right,
the powers that be are gonna keep ignoring and going to please of the
people. And what happened is that that that that bottle is going to be
opened right where people are gonna start acting and no, no, it's gonna
happen eventually, it's gonna opening. Hear such a I think we are such
a pacified public, and so I thinks to getting angry or wasting our passion
on shit like this. I think we are. I think we are a
pacified public. But I think the degree of struggle hasn't gotten bad enough for
us to finally act. I think. But also all count on, all
we can count on as good old boys. We gotta get Mitch mcconnor to
get a name tag that has he slashed him on it, and then they'll
take care of Oh my god, that's it. I've had enough of him.
And then they'll get them. Then they'll get No, they're gonna they're
gonna what happen is that it's gonna be period. I don't mind in the
middle when the middle when the middle class dispears, stole all the money for
real, when it's fully gone, when people are struggling to eat. When
when when it gets really bad, like when there's no hope for who though
it's already really bad for a lot of people, the entirety of the masses,
like like forty unemployment when not cork which, by the way, which
by the way, will absolutely happen. It will happen like that infamomable to
even think about it is crazy. It is crazy. But I think I
think it's like very like especially with like AI advancing in the way that it
is like accounting, like accounting jobs. A lot of a lot, like
a lot of those jobs that a lot of people do, are probably gonna
go way away. The second stuff starts getting even slightly more like what happens
that happen is that it's gonna get it's gonna get sadder. I think it's
gonna get worse. A month. You are gonna start getting mad and they're
gonna start getting active. And then what happened is that the politicians are not
gonna act fast enough to please the people. They're fast because they're not gonna
believe They're not gonna believe it. No, no, they're nona be like,
no, not gonna do anything. No. They It's so funny whenever
we talk about whenever like uh, and this isn't necessarily to have just like
liberals or anything. It's I think it's everybody. But like what everybody talks
about the government. They talk about how like ineffective they are, right,
and and like how slow and how like cumbersome, and how like there's so
much bureaucracy and how it's like really infective. And I agree with it largely.
But then like, do you remember when I can't remember if it was
I can't remember if it was about the voting ballots or oh, Supreme Court,
the Supreme Court when this there was like a Supreme Court justice that got
sworn into something and then their addresses got leaked online or something and they were
like people outside of their houses kind of like protesting at their fucking houses.
And then a few hours later they passed legislation to make the illegal, to
make that illegal. Yeah, like hours bro faster than fucking spectrum responds to
my service calls. That's so like, they can do it, they just
have to be afraid to do it, which sucks. It's it sucks that
fear has to be your only motivation. Didn't the right one? Person's people
that are gonna be like, I've had enough and they're gonna get active,
And yeah, here's the problem. Who you know who's gonna be the first
people to do that shit? Oh yeah, and they're probably gonna do it
again for the wrong fucking reasons. Like that's the that's the problem that I
have, because that's the one thing because I'm like a lot of the country's
fired up enough already, but for the dumbest fucking shit. Yeah, and
so like and and even as things continue to get worse, they're gonna be
more fired up by the dumbest shit too. That I just there's like I
genuinely believe if fucking Mitch McConnell wore a pronoun tag, somebody would be outside
of his house fire bombing it, because that's all raise these people have gotten.
But even though he is ruined, he has ruined, fucking he is.
He is largely responsible for ruining American politics over the past cup few decades
and they don't give a fuck about that. Yeah, and so now if
he has crazy, we're gonna deck him because he can't response. He's on
responsive already. So we deck him in and in a rainbow fucking uh business
suit. You know, we just put a rainbow flag all over, we
put his pronouns on it, We give him tits, we put a broaden
them too. Maybe we just wheel him out, We wheel him out to
them, slaughter him like piranhas him. It's it's wild, And I don't
know the main the main takeaway, the main takeaway, I would say,
it's just like I look, I remember being a kid with no experience,
living in my my parents' house, not really having any life experience. And
I remember like twenty fourteen maybe was like the last time that I can remember
making a video where I got like genuinely angry about something really stupid, which
is like video game stuff. It was all video like it inspired so much
passion in me, right because I didn't fucking go outside. I had friends
and I did things, but like I didn't really live like a like an
actual like I wasn't like out seeing crazy shit, you know, what I
mean, on a daily basis, I didn't have to like pay for my
own like I didn't have to exist in like the tax system. I didn't
have to you know what I mean, there was a completely fucking different time
and when after about what like nine years of context and existing in the system
and kind of seeing the ins and outs of it and interacting with plenty of
people from like all over the political spectrum, it just like it provides you
with a a lot of perspective that I think a lot of people don't have,
whether that be by choice or circumstance or you know, what have you.
But the reason why that video of this guy is so jarring to me
is because he's acting the way I acted at like nineteen, as like a
fucking forty year old. And that's crazy because I can't imagine a forty year
old living a fraction of the life I've lived. Like it's it's difficult to
conceptualize. Don't think. I don't know if I don't know if he is
forty, I don't know like he looks. I think he's in his forties.
Did he look at in his forties? What if what if he was
twenties? That was an eighteen year old man. Bro, he just turned
He's like, I just got store Field for my eight birthday and I have
to put up with these fucking pronouns. And I beg yo, he's eighteen
with his heart. I don't know, man, I just I want people
to I just look, there's a place for passion, there's a place for
anger. I just I just wish it was delicate a little bit more effectively
and more to the things that actually have a material impact on every other person
as opposed to this, like that's no one's no one's gonna give about a
shit about this. By the time this episode goes live, probably you know,
probably like well over, but you know with what will still be true
by the time this episode goes live is the housing market is still fucked,
The economy is still fucked. Your money is being stolen from you, fucking
nickel and dime out of your fucking pocket all the time, you are being
kept in a consistently recycled state of debt on purpose, all the shit,
you know, And I get it, like it's not fun to talk about
that shit, and it's more fun to talk about video games. And I
agree to I just I don't know. Maybe I've just done enough of that,
and I just like talking about the cool shit, Like I like talking
about video games when I'm like excited about them, or like when they're doing
something cool or when I like them as opposed to just fucking flip it out
about dumb shit. Anyway, she gets some questions, right, We got
a lot of We got a lot in just two days. Yeah, so
there will probably be another question question based extra AMMO in the near future.
And if this episode was too political, don't worry. Next episode will not
will very much not be because I think we've spent all of our gas.
By the way, I would genuinely like to talk to some of these people,
like I would genuinely like if I could have like one of these people
on like stream or something, just to talk to them. Yeah, And
I'm not and I mean that sincere like, I'm not trying to debate you.
I'm not trying to like like I'm not trying to like I'm not trying
to like dunk on like I would. I would genuinely like to talk to
these people because I just want to know what the real perspective is, like,
like what what what the core issue is, and I'm sure there's going
to be a lot of obfuscation and a lot of like not being honest about
what their real problems are. But regardless, I think that would be interesting.
Maybe I'll try to I'm trying to find and devour your family, bro,
I'm to find. I'm trying to find. You're gonna get on here
and I'm gonna catch your scent via digital and I'm gonna fucking find and eat
your kids. You better not show up on here. You're in danger.
You're in a lot of danger. Gay Jonah Jamison, ga Gage Gayly,
Jonah Games and Jage, editor of The Gaily Bugle. That's a badass.
I love that Gaily. That's so gay. I honestly, can I say
something I can't believe I've never heard Gaily Bugle up until this day. It's
crazy to me, my ass spider man, I can't even I can believe
I didn't hear that as like like serious, I don't know, Like do
you remember when when fucking Miles Mora Alice was I don't know if this is
still true, but like I remember initially he was like by or whatever,
he was never by. I'm pretty sure he was. That was a big
That was a big fucking thing. Is that people people people were asking if
he was by. He was never bisexual. It was brought up because of
the fact that his mom thought he was by because of how close he was
with Gankey. But it's because person that knows he's what you call it.
Yeah, I'll never buy. I'd be fine with that too. If he
was bisexual, I'm like, that's cool, that's why he has so much
style. I honestly, you can tell you version. I really up and
up until this moment, I genuinely assumed Miles Morales is just a bisexual person.
You'd be like, I just assumed that because I just read an article
a long time ago about that being true and I was like, okay,
and then it just would I would I would like if he was buy because
I'd beat his more obviously more like you know, representation for a character.
But it would be better if he was bisexual and completely disrespectful, like right
now, right now, and start right now, right now in Starfield,
I got married and I'm already flirting with someone, like some random other person,
Like I'm being such a I'm being such a bastard in this game.
There's no concept like, dude, I love you like you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me. Now go on this ship and survey that system
real far away because me and me and Andresa have a mission here. Yeah.
Yeah, that lets you be such a dickhead. You can separate the
women. You could just put women on separate ships so they can't interact with
each other, so they never catch on. It's so diabol you can do
this shit. But anyway, that's real talk, man, It's so dastardly.
Yeah, but oh, anyway, fucking Gaily bugle Man wrote in He's
and he goes, What's up? Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and David
Spade, do you guys have an irrational hatred or fear of something but can't
explain why? In the second grade, I intensely hated tour guides, especially
the kind that take you on tour busses. I think I view them the
same way people view telemarketers and did this day. I have no idea why.
That's a fucking fascinating I hate to imagine. Should you understand that like
a tour Guys that gave me a tour and there's this little kid glaring just
a death. I hate you. He's like baring his teeth. What's wrong
with this kid? Guys, bro, I'm sorry. If you just keep
yours, he won't hurt you. He just baring his teeth at you,
barking. You're like, yo, what the fuck's up with this kid?
I went on like a little tour thing and a Kettlen island, and I
hate it because it was his bus. And there's this one part where I
hated it so much that it was so narrow, like on a cliff like,
and then the whole idea was to scare everybody like, oh, we
could fall over, And I was like, this is so irresponsible, because
what if, like this guy gets a fucking cramp or something and actually hits
the gas and kills us. Like it was. It was such an upsetting
thing that I didn't know that was going to be a part of the tour.
I mean I was, I was young, and that is maybe a
reason. Maybe something happened to that guy and he doesn't remember that made him
like, oh, this irresponsible bitch, like or or you know, being
being away from your house wanting to play video games and you have to go
on some stupid tour thing and see some shit that you don't want to see.
So maybe he just hated that. I don't know. I'm just trying
to think of a reason why this guy has a hatred for these this type
of shit. I hate what I've always hated. I've always never liked them,
I've never liked the I've never been I wanted to be around. I'm
not into I'm not into the sound of toothbrushers anymore. I don't know why.
The only thing I can think about is I switched to electric toothbrush is
like, I don't know, late high school and then for now, when
I hear people brush their teeth, it just it makes me cringe, and
I it's the weirdest thing. But it's not hatred. It's just like a
It's just the closest thing I can think of, like an irrational something,
you know what I mean. It's not a hatred or really a field.
I'm trying to figure out something odd because I don't really hate anything. I
don't I don't. I don't live passion enough for life to hate. I
would I would I say this, and ironically I would attack Matt Walsh if
I saw him in the streets, I would I would do it, you
know, like so light skinning black people. I guess I'm so crazy totally.
Oh my god, you feel do you feel like they're just like fence
sitters. It's just like you gave up, you gave up the best.
They gave up one of our best traits. You know, why would you
do that? I would do? Willingly? Be born the way you are
willingly? Like like all the time, I told all the time, our
kids are light skinned. They're her kids, not mine. I don't know
how how are they not gonna be okay, all right, they might be.
They might be born your color or something like that. You never know,
I might be so I'm so she might lose. She might lose.
They might get all the burned the burned Mexican jeans, and he might have
become dark skinned. Man, we just we just turned into like a fucking
jud cast, like really fast, You're perfect. As I lift them up
to the sky, look at you. You're perfect. That's That's the great
thing about this show is that it's a fucking clusterfuck economy. Economy. We're
like, we're we're being like super progressive trying to defend the pronoun thing at
least be like this is a silly and all of a sudden, you know,
I kind of hate legs, But I think most I think most people
are like that. Though. I think that's I think that's the thing.
It's no, no, but I think it most. I do think.
I do think the majority of people like to joke about this ship. I
do think that's true. I think a lot of people have I think a
lot of people will come up with something and the comfort of their own homes
and the cover to their own friend groups that cannot leave that circle because they
understand the implications of it. That's why that fucking meme is so popular.
They're fucking like, oh they've disc the discord got leaked or whatever. You
know, it's always fucking people are we have to go? I just I
wish people just accepted like that every that we all have this dark part of
us that enjoys morbid humor, like we all want people pretending like it's not
true for everybody thoughts meme right, and it got forty five thousand likes and
I was like, oh god, damn, it's real, man. I
remember being it's funny. I forget that it's real subtested because I'm so like
we we have our own friend group and we consider ourselves fucking out of pocket.
But I remember going home, like with my family and like because that
was around the time I went to New York and I spent time with my
family, around the time the submarine went down and exploded, and my whole
family was laughing at that shit, like every single Chris. Granted, granted,
your dad would have absolutely been friends with us. Your daddy absolutely your
dad sense of humor. It is absolutely our sense of humor too. Your
dad made one time about a kid picking up a condom and is that we
can't save them anymore, and I'm shooting the kid. Your dad made that
joke, and I couldn't stop laugh Look, don't dock my dad's jokes.
But yeah, I don't know, man. But as far as I don't
know, I don't think I have any I think all of my fears are
very rational. Like I don't I don't have an irrational fear that I can
that I can identify. Yeah, I like I'm not I guess I'm like
like claustrophobic, but like it's also not a rational though I also don't.
But like I don't think I'm claustrophobic. You would, to the degree that
most people who would say they're claustrophobic are claus phobic. Like I'm fine in
an elevator, you know what I mean, or like in a small room.
The thing to me is like if I went, here's what I'm afraid
of. I'm afraid of waking up in a coffin. That scares the shit
out of me. That that concept scared. But I also know that that's
impossible. That's what I mean exactly, So it's not it's not like a
unique I do have a rational fear. That's forgot. Getting hit by a
ghost car? Absolutely yeah, man, Like you ever you ever crossed the
street late at night there's nobody there, and you're like, bro, wouldn't
be fucked up if like a ghost card account, no one hits you,
and then there's no evidence that anything hits you. Wait, wait, what
is a ghost car? So you know what a ghost train is? Right?
Or ghost ship? There's a fucking ghost car? Oh my god,
that is so fucking insane, you know what I have never I have actually
a video of that and being in awe. I'm like, oh shoot,
I have never once even thought about the concept of a ghost car that has
that. That concept has never once crossed my mind. Scary idea. It
was a scary idea if you live on a main's road, like I live
on a main road, right, imagine a car coming into your living room.
That ship would that would I always needs to think about that. I
always to think about that. We lived in a side road. It wasn't
like I mean, but like I would think about that on my way to
school because we would drive like and it would be thinks like these like right
angle turns and like right at the right angle turn, it's like a house
and I'm like, bro, that's like, I hope that house was cheap.
That's a dude. I remember being like in seventh grade. I think
it was two thousand and six. I was on a school bus that literally
crashed into the front stoop of some building because it was like one of those
like right, it was one of those right angle fucking streets. It was
like a Tetris piece And we just sat there on the bus for like two
hours, waiting for like authorities together because like I guess, school buses are
difficult to relocate when they're fucked up, but wild. I always think about
that now. I always think about cars going through people's windows. There was
also an episode of Everybody Else Raman about that that I'm weirdly remembering right the
right the idea of a car and nipping your living room and you got to
deal with that is crazy that I think about the people that unlucky enough to
get hit by the car in their house. Like you're minding video that.
Did you see the video that one random house exploding in Russia in Pennsylvanian Pennsylvania.
Oh no, I did not say that, dude. It was like
a fucking bomb went off and it was just like, I guess nobody they
don't know how it happened yet, but like it's just like an entire house
gone. I'm just like, what that sounds like some dumb ass kid doing
something stupid in the basement. Yeah, that's what it sounds like, trying
to make a rail gun, trying to make a rail gun in his house.
Some kid brewing potions in the bathtub. He's like, I'm gonna max,
I'm gonna make shampoo and body wash, and then a little bit of
Lisa, and he does it. He does it, and he sees electricity
visibly and he's like, what's going on? And then his house has gone,
his mom's gone, his dad's gone, his dog's gone, everyone's away.
He made a portal, but it looked like an explodes. It's you
know, it is it is a portal in some ways. Yeah, there's
I have to have another ration. I have to have one thing that's like,
actually rash, I'm afraid of being gay. Oh no, I'm afraid
of that has to be something not just go go to the next one.
Probably I'm talking. Yeah, okay, Keith David, but in Spanish,
let's go Keith David. Hello, honorary Mexican, Mexican by marriage and not
Mexican. Wait, who's Derek must be honorary Mexican? I guess because yeah,
you must be, though, I mean you're the only one that applies
to so yes, uh, you're Mexican, Mexican American. Now you're Mexican.
No I'm not. I'm Puerto Rican and Jamaican Caribbean. You're married to
a Mexican. When you marry Amican, you're you're you are that. I'm
not a troll as I start going bad and getting loss loke shades, I
got sucking high high on. I'd love to see dude the next event,
like whatever is going on? Can we please? Can we please straighten your
hair for for an episode? Let's go. We do what we do when
we when we do this, when we do the big thing we're gonna do.
I'll straight in my hair for the first episode of that, I promise.
Okay, alright, because that image, like I understand it would be
like fucking ridiculous, but that would probably be the funniest image probably, hear
me. I can't, I really, I sincerely, I can't imagine I
can I can't imagine you as anything. I can't imagine you with straight hair.
What do we give them just straight up straight hair? Or does he
make like a pompadoor? What does he do with it? It's it's it's
gotta be like like like taking back, like no like this, yeah yeah,
like it's gotta be like pierce the veil and he's gonna sing yeah,
yeah, yeah, that'll be good. I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll grow my hair out and I'll do anything. All right, What
do we got? Oh wait, what did he say? Out of all
the Internet, Out of all the Internet, there duels you've had the misfortune
to cross, which one do you think would be the most entertaining to see
in a televised trial? Oh my god, dude, Ethan Ralph. Easily.
Like if there was like an O. J. Simpson Tier trial for
Ethan Ralph, that would be like, we would not stop talking about it.
And I'm not talking about like us. I'm not talking about us.
I mean like we as a society because there's imagine all of the stuff that
we know about this guy went mainstream and then your mom knew about it,
and then your dad knew about it. He's like, did he really?
Does he really look like that? Dude? I tell you that before that,
I am confident he would be more famous than Tiger King. I am,
oh yeah, easily, easily would have been a Yeah, I believe
so much. Yeah. Yeah, It's so much deeper and it's still going.
Dude. It's to the point where Jojo didn't know shit about Ethan Roff
until I started telling her a few things. It's to the point where she
told me the other day, oh my god, have you been catching up
with Ethan Roff and I was like, no, I've I've been really busy.
And she was so like, I can't wait to tell you. And
I was like, well, I was like, let me. I want
to catch up on my own, then we'll discuss. But she was like
excited and and and to be fair, I still haven't. I haven't caught
up all the way yet. So I'm excited too for us to catch up
on the ship because he's the kift that keeps on giving. Dude, it
is he's like he's like he's like he's like a diet Christian where it's like
there's enough, there's enough there that it's like it's a lot and it's it
keeps there, keeps there, there's a lot more that keeps happening. But
also it's more manageable. You know, Chris Chanes goes back so far like
Christian, Chris chan gets sad. You start feeling bad exactly. I don't
feel never feel bad. You're just like, ha ha, I hope it
gets worse. I've never I cut due. I keep thinking of like when
when it like the Portuguese people are plotting out how to get him back over
to Portugal so they can beat him up again, like they're like that being
like a national treasure, like the national holiday. Get Ethan whoever whoever gets
Ethan Ralph back to Portugal becomes like the fucking governor something like that, then
the gig of Portugal and get a fucking reinstate, fucking monarchies. My family
has got Ralph back here forty every year. Every year he fucking gets tricked
to come back. You know what. You know what had just she had
just tagged me and something. This has has nothing to do with anything we
were talking about. It. It's not really evg of a deal. But
like I just I want to mention this. Have you guys been keeping up
at all with like the the what is it the GOP primaries or whatever,
because the highlights of the first debate. Yeah, yeah, so it's it's
just a it's a bunch of fucking dorks. But there was there's this guy,
Vivic Vivicwali or whatever. Yeah, it's it's Vivic Vivic Ramaswamy. Yeah,
Vics a cool name, by the way, even though it sounds like
a destiny. Yeah yeah, varicks uh so it says Politico asked vivicram Ramaswamy
to make a I don't know, that's so hard for me to say that
name to make a playlist. Ah, of course, do you see it
up? No, I haven't seen it, but I just know what's on
it. Yeah, so yeah, So it's so it's imagine dragons fucking twice,
which is crazy. So it's like this believer by imagine dragons and thunder.
It's the worst one. And then it's this is the most pretentious,
fucking I hate this. Fucking let's hear it. I want I want to
hear all this ship. Where is it? I want to see this.
Okay, I can send it to you, copy link, put in the
little riverside check. I've barely been paying attention to any of this because I
just I don't care who wins the Republican Well, it's gonna be Trump,
so like whatever, exactly unless unless he gets like shived in jail or some
shit. Unless somebody picks him up and tears him in half like a fucking
Mortal Kombat fatality. Oh bob, he said, that's his last words.
This, oh Bob, he gets, he gets, he gets ripped in
half like like uh, like spider Man. When Spider Man does it to
Wolverine, Wolverine shadows. Yes, he rips, he rips him in half.
It's such a fucking ridiculous game. He ripped in half Wolverine. A
guy with adamantium skeleton like Spider Man, Like, what something that folk can't
do? Like? Okay, So in defense of that, I think that
could happen. That cannot he cannot. I think that can happen because his
bones are adamantium. His skeleton is entirely cold with alma adamantium, so that
the bending spine isn't but the spine isn't directly connected to each other. Chris,
Chris, and I mean there's like membrane, the bending poligaments and his
spine are still adamantium. There's still am You can't yees, so you can't
pull him apart, and it doesn't work. But you have to the full
freeze. You have to drown him. You have to What about his Can
you peel his skin off? Yeah? Yeah, it's his skin? Is
it's his skin? Well? Can't you just making a skeleton? Yeah,
he'll grow back. But sometimes it's happened before, another time it doesn't happen.
It's it's comic books has been written by so many people that I honestly,
I kind of don't. I don't like that. It's not I don't.
I don't like that it's not just his bones. I feel like it
should just be his bones. You shouldn't like it because he's overpowered as ship,
because that's of him. That's why he does the fuckory he does anyway.
Anyway, So I sent I sent this, I sent this thing.
The Politico voc from a Swami playlist. It's Lose Yourself by Eminem. Of
course if you already performed that live Yeah, Yeah, Who's Rondo Rondola Ala
Turka by Mozart? No one really listens to Mozarts. Ramsack. Here this
guy just being out fucking pompous. Then if he looks then it's then it's
fall out. Boy with centuries, by the way, looks like this dude
looks like a giant. He looks like one of but Big. What does
he? I don't think so he looks like one from the newer movies,
but big. I swear to God, I swear, I swear to God.
I swear to God. That is that is so disrespectful. He looks
like he looks at one of the modern movie. Doesn't like it made him
big case. He doesn't look like Deep Roy. He's just Indian. He
looks like by like Deep Roy, but big holy shit, that that was
the that's so out of bucket. Oh my fucking god. Anyway, So
it's Centuries. It's Centuries by fucking fall Away, which is such a it
looks like Goblin. Actually when I look at him, he looks like Deep
Roy. If if you look at him, it looks like he's like there's
a picture of him where he's he does look I will say there is one
photo that comes up when you google him that it's like the main one that
comes up where he does look like like a disappointed villain. I don't know
anything about him, Like he might be fine, but like, but this
playlist is fucking like. So it's Centuries by fall Boy, which is by
the way, Centuries is just an Imagine Dragon song. It is. It's
just like commercial Time, it's Commercialies, It's it's it's literally music does that
one. And then I Believe by Imagine Dragons. It's Believer by Mad Dragon.
Then it's Joelene Dolly Pardon that's respectable. But also I feel like he's
pandering. I feel like it is, but I also feel like it's a
safe answer. Yeah you know what I mean for them, Yeah, for
him. Yeah, So Thunder is there obviously by Mad Dragons on Marble dream
On by Aerosmith. Of course, he's just picking all the it's just the
top. It's just he just googled a bunch of like popular artists and it
was like, what was it. What's the number one song from each of
the right it's fucking and then Pastors of Plenty by Woody Guthrie because of course
it's a Republican primary. You know, it's it's crazy, you know,
it's crazy. Dog Like if I had the run for politics. They were
like, hey, mister Jamison, what are your what are your favorite songs?
On one second, there's every All of my favorite songs are either songs
that are like very heavily so influenced or about some New York dude selling drugs.
Those are all my favorite songs. And they'll be like, oh,
so, what what is your favorite song. I'd be like, well,
I'm really partial to the song Hell on Earth Too by Griselda, And they
put that song on during the they'd be like they would they would I would
hear the song and they would hear monkeys howling. Oh my god, what
is this? What good? That would be such a good idea for a
for a sketch. Yeah, Like like it's just like like rap music playing
at the Republican primaries, like everybody everybody here or even just like in general,
like just rap music playing at a club and it's like Grizelda and then
like a Republican walks in and he just hears just just just jungles out jungle
jungle music. It's howling, and everybody's like, you don't hear that,
but he's genuinely hear but he that's genuinely like what he hears, like you
see it from his perspective and he and it's not even like it's actually peaceful.
It's like it's almost like morning mood like that, like that track,
but like there's like an occasional like bird like likes like is this when we
realize that like extreme racism is actually a condition, like actually like you get
infected by it, You get infected with it, and once you're infected,
you can't you don't know, you don't know something's wrong, and you're like,
Yo, what do you hear? And he's like, I just share
howling apes, but I don't. It's really apes. It's not like what
you think, like I'm not. I don't mean, I don't want to
be like this. Wow, So they could be cured. Bro, man,
we're getting curracism. Curracism. No, no humility, humility and conversation.
Bro. Really like no, it really it really works. You just
can't. You can't meet it with aggression. It's so easy too, it's
so easy to meet it with aggression, but you can't. That's why that
fucking jazz singer he's cured a bunch of them. And I know how he's
done it consistently. He's done constantly, dog like. It's like it's not
even like a one off thing. He kept how many ropes, dude?
That dude like has so many fucking like clan ropes in his closet and it's
crazy he's defeated that without context, like if you win, it's like he's
like a samurai. It's a samurai that every time he beats another samurai takes
the sword, but he keeps winning. He kept It's my god, change
your name, change your name. Holy shit, you when I'm seeing I
can't even I'm so disappointed I didn't see this earlier because I would have loved
to talk about this. There's this guy. So this guy is trending on
Twitter right now and he has a viral tweet. It's got five hundred thousand
views, and it's him with his wife. It's just some white guy with
his I guess like a non white wife. I don't know. She looks
like she could be Hispanic or whatever. But it says people assume because of
my name that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife,
who has lots in common with me, and that's why we are great life
partners. We both are passionate about what we believe. Love family, we
have seven kids between us, and have fun in the in most things we
do. This guy's name is John Hitler. Nice change it, No,
just change it. No, there's two teas in it, which makes it
different. But where that would pride? Where your name and pride? Change
the name? Bro? He was having to be missus Hitler and just like
being like listen, like every conversation must be like Hitler. Why life,
It doesn't matter what the fuck it is? Man? No, keep that
name, BROI why live your life on hard mode? Dude? That is
no. Look, look, we cannot allow the misfortunes of the terrible people
that exist. We can get these words. That's why Michael George couldn't rock
his fucking Hitler stash. He did it once in that Haynes commercial that he
didn't do it again. No, it's over. That is giving them more
powder. I actually stand by this. I'm not kidd stand and then get
the star one. No, my name, I wasn't born the name Hitler.
If my name support these people. If my name was Kingston, if
my name was Adolph Jamison, that would just be my name, all right.
I wouldn't let Hitler. He doesn't dictate who I am. He's only
it's easy to say my name. I feel like it's who doesn't have that
name. There's absolutely there's not a day that goes by where somebody isn't calling
Steve Hitler and making fun of him for it. Like it's impossible. Let's
put it this way. Let's put it Thisby's the nicest guy ever. Let's
put it this way. I don't think he has a choice. I knew
a guy and and I think I might have told you guys this I knew.
I knew a guy in high school name Adolpho, right, and when
I met him, Uh, he looked like it was too dark to be
from our Detina. But but I was hoping he was. You know,
you know what time people live in our Justina. Man, they look a
little blonde, a little tall, little little blonde starts sound like proud,
but whatever. But the first thing I told this guy when I met him,
he's like a dolphin. I was like, Oh, that's interesting.
Is your last name hit Laro? And then he didn't laugh at all,
laugh at off at all. All. That must be the eighth time he
heard that joke that day, not Aidolf, Like, yeah, it's not
even close. It is Adolf though, Like it's oh, it's just hispanic
Aidolf, That's all it is. I love that man. I mean he
was small that I didn't beach up. If he was bigger, he would
have attack, but he was smaller than a wink dude. I couldn't.
He'll best me. I would have fucking wrote him like a skateboard. He
was fucking small. He would have he'll best me. I'll deal with this
later, all right, So tell him tell him Steve Davro and he says,
my favorite moment on the pod is when you learned a CDC we're Australian.
Uh. He's still so weird after weird you sing, after hearing you
sing the boys are back in town in southern accents at the end of the
mass two extra ammo. That's an extra amma for you guys. Just probably
check that out if you I'm here to tell you you that that song was
written and sung by a black man from Ireland. You're lying. You're lying.
You're lying, You're lying, You're lying. Yeah, so I don't
believe this. You're looking up. I didn't want to. I'm gonna look
this up real time. Have you ever heard of a black person from what
you call it from the place in London? Has this really dumb at which
place London has the really stupid accents? But like this, I don't know.
That sounds more like some Asians speak to me. WHOA, that's what
you're doing? You know? Kind of cook? I cannot you know,
I kind of cook. I forgot where that it's something Vietnamese. It is
it is absolutely that is fucking that ISNA find it there nigga. What my
look Chog said it was. He sounds like, well, what I heard
there's a there's a black like that. Listen to fucking the Beatles. There's
a town they talk like this. They talk like this. Okay, can
I ask you? Can I ask you guys something? What is what is
the most Hicks song that you can you can think of, like the most
like the most I've been selling ma So no, no, no, not
the fucking that That is the song that they played after lynchings bro, I'm
serve it. What about the Big Rock Candy Mountains? Like ever heard that
song the Big Rock Candy Mountains. It's like it's probably whenever I hear it,
the guy sounds like, I'm like, oh, this guy is he
he sweats racism because he just sounds old and it sounds like maybe he was,
like, you know, born in the nineteen hundred or something. But
the songs like in the Big Rock Andy Mountains du Du Dung and like the
tune into it, like the cops have wooden legs and something horror boiled it.
It's like it's just like a whole fantasy of like everything's great, but
it's just very much like a like a like a big big Iron on his
hip type. Yeah, time before we had them here, everything was perfect
before exactly Old Brother weren't out. It's on that soundtrack. It's on a
soundtrack to that movie. The song that comes to my mind every time I
think of like a hick song for whatever reason, because it doesn't really sound
that hicky. It doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like you know, Big
Iron or you know any of that stuff. But it's fucking uh. I
think it's bon Jovi that dead dead or alive. Oh that yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, because I'm a cowboy. Yeah, literally, like
I'm a cowboy. I'm fucking my cousin because I'm wanted down. I'm just
kidding. I'm just playing around legal no more, boy, you can't do
that. And then we just get me and just kidding, we don't we
just getting weird. We love the goddamn so the nerds. What about Home
by the Range? I think that's the most hikish song ever range? Yeah,
oh yeah, I always got there. I was almost like, let's
move on. How dare you try to not say it after that? Like
that, like that is the word you just no? I said there was
a lot of extra ease and and face it and trying to turn into up
at the very last moment. I can't, I can't. Black. Irish
guy wrote that song It's disgusting, I mean cool, I mean cool,
changing his name twice as often to compensate for the new episode scheduling uh road.
And he said, if you could play, if you could play sound
effects in other people's heads, what would be on your soundboard? Obligatory vine
boom and scot Scotland Forever ear rape. But I don't know what Scotland Forever
is. I do know the vine boom if I could, if I could
assault people's brains directly with like high fidelity like soundboard shit, if I could
spam soundboards into people's brains, I would probably be put in prison. I
think, like, I don't think I would use that power responsibly at all.
I would I would. I would have police sirens. I would have
play sirens while they're like just just at any point. I would have cars
honking in general, so I could like beam it into like so I could
beam it into people's like cars when they're like in the middle of traffic and
then they get they get angry at each other. Oh my god, I
would What I would do is I would do the down alone from Annihilation.
I would put that song on people while they're buy themselves, whenever they're alone,
whenever they're buy themselves in't there trying to be at peace? Oh,
when they're a little nervous and anxious to begin with, I'd play that song
the fuck the night up like they like they would go to bed. They'd
be going to bed and they have like a stressful night and they're like,
for some reason, their minds playing tissing them a little bit, and now
it's You're Blair in their head and they'd be like, someone's here, someone
has to be here. People lose their minds. I can't remember if it's
from Mortal Kombat two. Maybe it's from two and three. I'm sure it's
three, but I would use you here Luke King getting killed when when he
gets killed, it is the most jarring fucking alliance. No, no,
no, this is fucking like Mortal Kombat three or two. I'm sure it's
three. I don't know if it's two as well, But the noise he
makes because it's it's so because this is probably like Ed Boone making the noise,
so it's extra racist. I just love how like because the way that
you know how Luke King sounds. Yeah, so when he dies, when
he dies, like it is the most like like. It is so fucking
like it is if you look at them Kung woo when he throws his hat,
like, because he cuts you into three pieces, so you you you
scream three times on a row, which is obviously you shouldn't, but he
cuts you into three pieces. And when he does it to Luke Kang,
it is the most jarring but funniest thing ever. And I want that to
loop in people's heads because it is the it's, it's, it's, it's
you have to hear it. I can't describe it that well. There's nothing
better than hearing people. There's nothing better than having the ability to scare people
whenever you want, Like that is such an unholy amount of power to be
able to frighten people like that's all I want. I want to just be
able to frighten like fucking like I don't know, like frightened Joe Biden whenever
I could. That should be hilarious to because I would keep doing, wouldn't
it. I would never stop? He would be like, Yo, that's
enough, man, hit these. I would like, no, I hasn't
had enough yet. I want to scare him till he pisses his pants in
public. I want him to be afraid to go to sleep. Man,
I have I found the clip of it isolated the that's so funny. All
right, let me get to Let's do two more quick ones and then we'll
we're already had two hours. Yeah, I just want to get because we
only had four questions. I want to get at least like five to six.
I feel like I'm trying to I'm trying to hit that general quota and
these are these are small ones. We could be able, uh the small
and be mentally ill astronaut road and he says, hello again my two favorite
invertebrates and Derek, have you ever found a game because of the soundtrack?
For me, it was Bashion and Quantum Break. Quantum Break has a great
fucking soundtrack. Me Never, I would say never usually like the soundtracks,
so like yeah, never, I've only like experienced the soundtrack by playing the
game, you know, yes, So this is this has only happened to
me once. I've only I only have one example of this but it's I
think it's called crypt of the NecroDancer Crypto. Is it what it's called?
Yeah, crypt of the necrodancwer that was. It came out in like twenty
fifteen. It was like some indie game, uh bibracious self Games. I
don't know what they've done since, but that's it's like a roguelike rhythm dungeon
crawler game. And I haven't played it at all yet. I haven't installed
on my PC, but I've just I just never got around to playing it.
But I I've listened to the soundtrack because like it came on I don't
know, like my Spotify like radio thing or whatever. I should I should
just play it, but there's so many games that I haven't I haven't played
yet that I my backlog is fucked and and uh, let's see uh one
more, come on, that's a good one for the next episode. Okay,
this one, this is a good perfect you want to end on?
Ultra Sounds seven hundred wrote, and he says, there's now a five percent
chance every time you look at a white woman in person, you will verbally
say white woman spotted while unable to look away from her until you finish saying
it. How do you learn to live with this curse? Damn Well,
I can say it's to Lily. I'd be fine. She's not white technically,
no, she's not white. She isn't, but you know that's what
that's that's what they put mm hmm, no, sweetie. They do,
man, they do. I wish, man, I wish it wasn't true,
but that's what they do. They do. They do that. She
puts white down. Yeah, I necessarily her race is white. Man,
I feel like she should pick anything else. I think she looks like them,
but she might as well do a polonies and yeah, but why anyways,
make a mockery of the fucking senses? Who are they to think that
they even deserve to know what you are? You don't You don't help me,
you don't help me. I would I would be fine with that.
I would be like, whatever, dude, I can. I think I'd
be fine. I don't even think it would get me really into much trouble,
because I think I could. I could learn how to play that off
as a joke well enough that I think I want to. I want to
be able to say boomingly though white woman spotted like the fucking unreal tournament announcer
or whatever the fuck? Dude, did you just fucking I think I heard
it through your headphones. You just played the sound effect, didn't you.
I just that is crazy sound. You gotta put that sound. You gotta
put that sound in when you say the N word, put that sound in.
That's perfect defensive. I'm pretty sure I have a feeling that it's Ed
Boone that did that too, because he did most of the voice acting back
of the day. Oh yeah, easily, let's go. Let's go.
I put the time stamp in the in the chat, so let's all right,
let's let's let's let's get the funk out of here. Let's read our
names and get on with it. Thanks for listening to this episode of the
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Let tremble the earth at my throbbing rebirth. Damn bars if set to a
proper beat, that could that could be fire? You know that was hard.
Bro, that's pretty hard. Don't have to go that hard. Uh
So it wasn't as hard as I was that one day that I can that
stick out amount of not a furry, I just want to fuck a wombat.
So you know what that means. You know what that means, right,
It means I wish cakes. It was as black as a black hole.
That's what that ship means. Those stupid every tucking thing, that fucking
those hieroglyphics you put in a fucking chat. It means, I wish cakes
was as black as a black hole. That's what that translates. Something swear
to God, Swear to God. I translated it from I don't know what
did that because I didn't even think to do that. I didn't even think
to do that. I thought it was just slow dude. It was just
like, oh, let me just go to translate and translate. Its like
detect dialect, and I put it in anyway. I thought it was prayer
whatever. Uh, not a furry. I just want to fuck a wombat.
I mean lesbian. John Strickland Armored whole sex Fires of rubbing cox Marks
eighteen eighty nine. Keith David, The First Church of Keith David featuring an
unholy choir consisting of three Joe Peshi's and three Daniels Starns. That I that
that premise constantly. It just I smile every time I'm reminded of it.
Uh, Uncle Ben rea library sized collection of cp aunt may hid from Peter
Jesus Fucking Christ. That would be so sad if like that, because there's
theoretically a universe where Uncle Ben was a pedophile and Peter just either doesn't know
or has to God, what's that stick? Uncle Ben? Don't worry about
it. We could play wrestle WrestleMania. I could be bones off, you
know what I mean? All right, let's go free. Rods Blake eight
ninety six. Gay Jonah Gavison, Editor, Chief editor of The Gaily Bugle,
cop shoots primerading out of fear that it's Dick is bigger than his Elaskan
Field trash, Texas Tator Salad, Sue Hulk, tickle my ass. Here's
Nicky Ziggy bared from Gears of Bared from Gears, unleashing a swarm of tickers
on the irs after they get him to pay taxes. Well, bottomys,
Jesus every time I come, it sounds like squidward walking Jackson DuPont badly brave
Hugger Derek, just remember this is the timeline where you're not Spider Man,
Etherian Pejerian Hunter, Melphus one, hex played, Warlock Supremacists and writing on
our list is always the king of hephazard. Oh we are we are at
two ten, So by Man, that's crazy, Bas