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Just I don't care who wins the
Republican Well, it's gonna be Trump,

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so like whatever, exactly unless unless
he gets like shived in jail or some

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shit. Unless somebody picks him up
and tears him in half like a fucking

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Mortal Kombat fatality. Oh bob,
he said, that's his last words,

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right before he gets eviscerated. Ob, No, he gets he gets Hey,

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look he wired app now now Electric
Avenue, Dude, that's the fact

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that that's a that's a because that's
it's not corn. But the fact that

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they did that is crazy. Wait
what they did? Do a cover of

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that? Right? They take a
cover of it, and it's pretty it's

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pretty good. It's pretty much that
I would say it is as a pretty

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good version of that song. It's
pretty good. You guys are out of

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your mind. You're saying it pretty
okay, you know, okay? Are

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you fucking insane seeing the numbers?
Bitch? Like, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, there the numbers are going to be

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there. Yeah, but there's no
there's no one pushing back though, except

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for you, because so good,
only you might be so good doesn't like

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that song. It's not that I
don't like it is, and I'm just

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like, this is corn, It's
corn, is gorn. It's good.

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I like corn, You like corn? Yes, I think I'm not I'm

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not an I'm not a porn person
really at all. But I think their

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cover of Where It Up is pretty
fucking good. I think they have an

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album. They have an album called
Untouchables that I think is a very good

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album. I will be I will
be honest and say a lot of their

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older stuff from the nineties I'm not
a huge fan of. I think a

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lot of it's kind of just I
don't know, it doesn't really do much

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for me, but they were.
They dropped an album I thing when I

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was in eighth grade called Untouchables,
and I think that's like, it has

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songs on there that I feel like
anyone could appreciate. I think it was

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it was an elevation, elevation into
good songwriting, and I think maybe people

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always just think about them and I'm
like, that's dude. Twist is kind

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of dope. I'm not talking about
Twist. I'm talking about freaking a leash.

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When he's doing that fucking scatter.
I forgot about me as as a

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fucking sixth fifth grader. I'm like, I'm good. I saw a lot

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of people liking it, but I
was one of the people that are like,

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I'm gonna be silent and not say
anything. I'm gonna let everybody enjoy

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this, because personally, I think
this part is really stupid. It's it's

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like the Disturbed getting whipped by the
mom or whatever, No Mommy, Nora

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and saying that video that that song
came out when we the same year Chris

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moved up there. I'm pretty sure, so we both moved up state,

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like in seven. I think you're
oh, you're a five. I was,

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oh six oh seven, and that
song had just came out. That's

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when that song Just around the time
that song came out down when the Sickness

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came out and like fucking two thousand
or something, really like everybody was listening.

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Everybody was listening into it. That
think you're probably thinking of their their

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their their third album where that ended
up on a guitar hero and all that

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shit, because that came there talking
about indestructible and stuff like that. No,

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that was stricken stricken. Look back
at the music, bro, you

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think they looked like the music I'm
like, oh, no way, no,

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dude, they're making the same exact
shit. They just dropped an album

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I think last year. And but
here's the thing. I think they have

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a formula that is perfect for them. And I think what's his name,

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David Draymond, the singer, that
guy when you strip away all of the

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cringe phenomenal vocalists, Holy shit,
it's just like here, vote like to

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be able to do the shit he
does. He is a good vocalist,

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that is a fact. Let me
let me say let me say this.

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They dropped a song, so that's
on the I listened to this rock radio

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station and I heard this song.
It's called this is the Problem. They

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have a song called bad Man and
the lyrics are like this bad man,

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just a bad man and sad man, and I'm like, what the fuck

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is this? But then the chorus
drops and it's so beautiful, and I'm

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like, why can't you just strip
away that? That's always man, that's

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always such a that's always such a
depressing I've always felt that way about what

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is that? It's not even disturbed
exclusively. There's there's some what's that song

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by? Is it c K?
Y? Oh my god? Ninety something

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bit ninety six quite Bitter Beings.
Yeah, something like that song song No

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No No No No One, Yeah, yeah exactly, that has one of

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the best opening riffs that I've ever
heard, and then the rest of the

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song fucking sucks, like it sucks. I have that song in my I

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have that it is, I have
that song like in my Spotify, and

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I always listen to it for ten
seconds exactly, and then I and then

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I skip, I skip it.
I don't think I finished that song once,

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like in its entirety, like it's
it's so fucking laring that like has

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this weird wa wa voice effect word
and then it has the guy singing like

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south Park and and then the sound
like bront I remember it exactly. I

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was like, what, what's upsetting? It reminds me a little like it's

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not exactly like that's fast. Like
a lesser example is Welcome Home by Coheed

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and Cambria, where like that song, that song is good, that song,

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that's a good song, but that
that riff man that beginning, like

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you're talking, it's like it is
significantly better than the rest of the song.

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At least the rest of that song
is still pretty good. You're right,

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like you're right, have you definitely
the high point? Uh do you

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know the opening track of the Master
Publics, that Master Public's album, It's

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called Battery and it's I think I've
heard better, you know, beautiful acoustic

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opening, and then it just and
then it kind of like if you're not

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in the thrash and then it turns
into that kind of a thing where it

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that that contrast is crazy. But
bro, it's pretty well. We're not

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here. We're well, look,
we're not here to we're not here to

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talk about c k Y or we're
disturbed. Welcome to the snark Tank.

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We're here to We're here to talk
about important things, very very very important,

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to talk about very important things.
My look wrote out to talk about

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some really important things that can I
say something? Can I say? Because

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I saw you getting into it,
So we'll set the stage here in a

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secondent. I saw you getting into
it with some some guy from I think

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Sargon's doing like some podcasting now,
and you got into a thing with him.

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I saw a clip from them recently
arguing that I had just literally like

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vet spices make food worse, which
is the most I'm not even I'm not

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even fucking remotely kidding almost almost almost
almost awoken. I almost awoken something bro

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I almost evolved into someone different.
Who was the Were they both on the

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same page or was something like they
were both they were both like yeah,

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man, that's British food is so
good. I love eating beans and my

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I love eating beans and my cousin
semen, it's so delicious. I can't

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fucking why would you need any Why
would you need any fucking seasoning? What

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is wrong with you Americans? You've
always got a seasoned shit. You can't

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just boil a chicken and come like
us. It's fucking crazy, Like I

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don't, I don't. It is
they are on a different fucking wavelength over

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there in in Britland, and you
know, God, no, that's the

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dude. Look look that's them.
I look. I know British people.

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I know British history. Those motherfuckers
went to war for spice. The fact

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that they have the they have the
gall to say the reason why their country

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decided to become an empire is stupid
is crazy. That is that is that's

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that's just that's that's just that's just
abnormalities. Like that's just saying, let's

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people, the Saints of the say
stuff and then you're watching stuff on Twitter

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people, but like, I can't
flash is the best. It's like,

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no, they don't mean that,
they're just saying stuff. They're just they're

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just letting their mouth open and words
come out of it. I'm trying to

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respect. So the argument that the
argument, the argument was that British food

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was better was was like best or
better than American food, and the argument

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was specifically that Americans have destroyed their
taste buds because spices, because spices destroyed

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their taste buds, and they can't
appreciate the delicacy that is British. You

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know what this is. It's subtle. It's it's subtle, like you have

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to you have to really know about
this gay ass culture warship to really because

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this will go over your head.
But this is subtle white supremacy that that

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like, it's so subtle, It
is so subtle, but it is though

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it's one of these things I'll go
over your head because it is what they're

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really trying to do. And I'm
sure I haven't seen a second of any

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dis contact. I never even knew
about this guy because Jeff Holiday tagged me

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and Twitter and then he showed me, and then I was like, who

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fuck. I didn't know anything about
this. I wouldn't have even known he

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was a start gun guy. If
he didn't say that, I would have

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just been like, he's some fucking
I think his name is Harry. I

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just want to like some fucking dork, British dork named Harry. God exactly

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what a guy. I wouldn't But
like I I everything that they're alluding to

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when they talk about like this,
it's like a British supremacy thing. And

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why do they think they're better?
Why do they think they're better? You

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know, Like there's all these subtle
hints that I personally don't want to get

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into. I don't get into because
it's more than stupid and they're retards.

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But has been clean, just been
clean for generations. It's it is.

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I don't know it. God bless
him, God, God bless him.

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Look, Okay, let's this fucking
let's get it. Let's get us to

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the stage. Let's get to the
same thing. Yes, so so the

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so man, how do you even
set this age? So obviously a big,

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a big bethesta game just sing out
a huge bethezta game. Starfield obviously

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if if you're somehow unfamiliar. They
did sky In Him, Oblivion, Fallout,

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all those those big w RPG's,
and the new game came out,

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and in the character customization screen they
give you an option, yeah, for

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like a fraction of a second to
pick pronouns, which is like whatever,

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I don't know, I don't care. I didn't. I fucking didn't even

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notice it. Like, I don't
even emphasized. It's just kind of well,

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I streamed specifically like the first like
five hours of it or something,

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or like the first like three hours
or something. The day came out,

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so I did the character customization screen. I didn't even I did not even

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fucking notice because it's so it's so
benign. It's crazy. But uh so

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this, I guess, along with
other things in the game that bothered him

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up to a point because he was
streaming for seven hours and then he just

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lost it. Uh and he was
like fucking pro this this dude, I

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don't know his name at all.
He's got a really got a YouTube channel

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that I've The crazy thing, I
never heard of this guy. I've heard

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of a lot of people that are
adjacent to him, Like there's a nerd

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rotic or something, or something versus
gamers or something. I forgot the kinks

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of game. Yeah, you've seen
these channels before. I've never seen this

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guy. His name is Heels versus
baby Face, and he's got like over

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three hundred k subscribers, and I'm
like, oh, it's weird that I've

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never came across this guy. And
it's like he spawned out of nowhere,

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because how have I not seen anything
from this guy? If he does shit

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like this, because you're not afraid
of the world outside, and you know

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that's that's ultimately what it is.
But anyway, he lost this, he

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lost his ship on either stream or
YouTube, kind of basically exploding it.

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It was a very very cringe outburst, like it was just an objectively speaking,

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objectively speaking, it was just an
overreaction, like there's no reality where

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you can argue that you are like
top echelon, like prime man material,

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like you are a cultural savior of
the modern era and also scream about shit

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like this, and the way that
he was screaming about it, it was

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just fucking remarkably embarrassing. Uh,
And so everybody fucking clowned on him,

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because of course that is what you
do to clowns, and its started this

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whole fucking it's it's part of the
culture war now because I don't know,

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because they need something you need to
and I was I was talking with this

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on Twitter two where it's like,
dude, you need when your job is

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that, you need to find it
everywhere because the content machine is fucking crazy,

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Like you need to pump out content. Like It's why I don't I

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don't like like making content nearly as
much as I used to. The podcast

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is fun because it's just we get
to kind of come together and fucking talk

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and laugh and shit, like producing
shit constantly to feed this machine that needs

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sustenance all the times. Like a
second year done uploading your last video,

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you need to have the next one
ready to go, otherwise the site's gonna

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fuck you over. And when you're
in that mindset, you just gotta find

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shit to make content on. And
when you're in the mindset of everything is

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fucking woke, everything is fucking this, then you're going to start seeing it

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everywhere. It's that it's a classic
thing of like you could find somebody in

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an empty room if you really,
like, if you looked hard enough.

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Yeah, and I've seen the dichotomy
because there was a lot of people because

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my tweets, I don't really tweet
that much anymore, just randomly get on

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and say something stupid and fuck off. But this the the It was to

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the point where I was even thinking
of should I should I uh, because

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I hear you can get a check
from Twitter now, and I was like,

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should I take advantage of this?
My fucking impressions are exploding because of

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this bullshit and I was thinking of
I was, but I'm not. I'm

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not gonna go through all. This
is too and too many steps. But

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anyway I was seeing, I was
trying to see what these people were actually

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saying. And there were some people
that think this, this bald, fucking

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British idiot is just a grifter.
I haven't seen any of his content out

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of this, so I can't even
say one way or the other. The

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only thing I would have to disagree
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is that good of an actor.
I just can't imagine this fucking, bald,

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fucking loser pro wrestling fan and he
has a pro that his name is

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a pro wrestling reference, and you
look at him, you're like, oh,

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obviously he's a wrestling fan just by
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way this guy. Well it means
if you're look at me and my boys

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are pro wrestling fans, and we
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many shows and when you see their
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yeah, you just see these fucking
greasy guys like they smell like garlic just

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by you know, they smell like
garlic. You just look at them and

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you're like, dude, that guy
fucking thing like I fucking stay. You

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just know they do. I love
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I can say this, I love
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no yeah for being I mean,
look at you can be I can be

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subtle about it, sure, but
I'm just being honest about it. You

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look at this guy and you're like, oh, yeah, there's a pro

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wrestling fan, like obviously, and
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of an actor. I don't think
the way that he freaked out and was

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huffing and puffing, I like to
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it. I think he believes it
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those things where like you you kind
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well, you make yourself insane,
you drive yourself crazy. Like I

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think at first you're acting a little
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we need stuff, you're not.
I think I think I watched that.

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I think I watched that happened to
Tim Pool, like because I remember

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having conversations with him where he wasn't
nearly as fucking off the rails and then

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he took himself in a fucking compound. Yeah, Gabby Hannah, I watched

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it happened with I watched it happened
with who else? Uh, Like pretty

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much everyone has went bonkers. You
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machine making them go crazy. Yeah, it's really sad. It's actually kind

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of like not cool. It's like, oh, that's why the older YouTuber,

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that's why the all the older generation
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just don't really do it anymore.
Like the older ones are kind of just

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like, we're gonna go have families
and stuff. Yea. Every now they

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made their money and they realized that
this is really strainful. It's straining and

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it's bearing down on them and they
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I got to the point where that's
where I was once I got rid

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of my last sponsor, because I
still had somewhat of an obligation to still

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feed even though my channel was already
going down and declining. And as soon

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as they were like, hey,
we're gonna go in another direction because my

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numbers were dwindling, I was like
perfect. That's when I felt I have

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no tie to have to talk about
this shit, to even try to reach

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a threshold. Now I'm just doing
music content and I don't care, like

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it doesn't matter now because I'm just
posting. It's basically a hobby channel,

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and it feels fantastic just not having
expectations. If something bombs, it's literally

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just a shrug of your shoulders.
You're like, well, okay, and

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these people, this the Baldy and
the Harry and all these other people that

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cropped up in the all this discourse
that in the replies and stuff, because

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I can't believe how much, how
many replies, and I don't know if

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there was bigger people quote tweeting my
shit that I just didn't see because I

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didn't I don't go through all that
shit like, oh, let me see

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who's all quote tweeting in let me
see, I'm like whatever, If if

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I get a notification from like a
big person, I'll check it, like

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I'll get like, oh somebody,
yeah. But other than that, I'm

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like whatever. So anyway, I
was seeing these people saying they think that

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things are objectively worse than they were
in twenty sixteen. And this is the

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big problem because I've made a couple
of videos saying, no, this wave

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of the SJW is the progressive ideologus. It died. How do I know

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it died? It reached the pinnacle. And when when Law and Order SVU

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made an episode about this shit like
a law ord SVU was one of the

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biggest fucking shows on the planet,
and they even got infected by this ship,

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and there was a huge wave of
let's talk about women and gaming and

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this stuff and the straight white man
and blah blah blah and all this stuff

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that people are like, bro,
I just want to play some games.

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And then guess what, they just
started making games again. All they did

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in Starfield was include this little fucking
insignificant thing that nobody I didn't even I

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literally didn't hear anybody say, not
one person say anything about this that I

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didn't see it anywhere until this fucking
guy. Yeah, it's it reminds me

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a little bit of like dead Space, where like that guy was screaming about

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like how there was what is it
adra bathroom space? It is the same

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exact du and it's and it's the
same energy of like, uh it's it

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really is, sincerely, And I
really want to say this with my whole

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fucking heart. It is the exact
fucking same energy of like, uh,

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like going into Grand Theft Auto and
being like, it's really it's it's really

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not okay that you can kill hookers
in this game. It's really not okay.

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This is this is really not okay. We shouldn't be exposing our children

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to controversial themes like this. Okay, we can't have kids murdering hookers and

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Grand Theft Auto. What the fuck
are you doing? What is this?

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What boob armor? Why are these
women so scantily clad in this RPG?

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What the fuck? Oh? It's
like it's a fucking video game. Yeah,

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shut up? Did good? Is
the game good? That's all I

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fucking give a shit about. And
I have always it's the only I've ever

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given a shit about why would I
care about anything else? And I saw

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some somebody there was I was arguing. I was like, because I really

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was trying to understand like where people
were coming from, and it just doesn't

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it literally just doesn't have a basis
in anything. It's people being like,

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oh, well, you know,
they just put that in there to a

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to appeal to a to like modern
sensibilities. It's like, that's what,

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that's what businesses. That's what a
business is. That's what that's what that's

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what everybody has done forever. That's
what do you think, Like the nuclear

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family, like Coca Cola commercials where
because they gave a shit they were all

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cheating on their wives in the nineteen
fifties and fucking harassing all they're fucking interns.

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They gave a shit, of course
not they're putting like, oh,

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here's you, you and your nice, happy family. I'm a grill,

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like grilling a nice brisket with your
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Don't you like that? Don't you
want that? It's it's to appeal to

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everybody, that's the point, right, And if they and I'm sure like

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it was offensive to some fucking weirdos
back then who for some reason, we're

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like, why are they shoving?
They didn't have the voice to say that

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because they didn't have the fucking Internet, but I guarantee you they were sucking

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out there, and you know what, it's the same fucking energy. It

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really is the same shit. Because
companies have been pandering forever. Why is

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it only a problem now? Yeah, and it's not even weird. I

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hate the word because to me,
there's a difference pandering and then just inclusion.

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I think like pandering is when you
see those the Gillette commercials that they're

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yea, you know, there's like
some fucking beach month, like the like

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the queer month shit. You know, like, yeah, it is,

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but it is especially when especially when
like companies like Target will be like exactly,

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hey, we're gonna have a sale
for We're gonna have like a special

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Pride month, fucking run of these
things, and it's all like this is

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expensive because it's right, it's exactly. They don't they personally don't give a

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shit at all. They're just turning
a profit. Same love, But that's

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obviously you trump, they want extra
money, right, they want more gamers,

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They want be a bigger demographic.
That's obviously why they're doing it.

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However, However, if this is
something so insignificant that I thought of it

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in the same way as adding another
class in a in an RPG, or

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it's literally that insignificant, say you
always like it's not even like it's like

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adding more colors to a game.
It's just like, and you use the

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same people like, say you create
the same shit all the time. A

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lot of people that play RPGs create
the same similar character if they can,

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because this is what they like to
play, So other options wouldn't bother them.

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The only thing that would bother them
if options were taken away, options

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that would affect their way to play
a game. So if you add anything,

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even if you don't even notice it, even if you don't use it,

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it is just a net good.
It's a net positive. More options

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in a role playing game can never
be bad. And then so I did

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watch this fucking bald idiot's response to
all the backlash, and he was trying

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to say, it's not about the
pronouns, it is about them shoving everything

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down our throats. And then I'm
just I'm like, bro, there,

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how could you think like, you
know, when you see the screen,

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how could you think? And he's
talking about breaking emerged and all this shit

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a blank gray screen that has no
immergence. You are not immersed in the

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game when you were building your character, because you are not yet in the

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universe building, you're not experiencing shit, you are starting it. It's like,

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look this, maybe this guy would
have a point if like a man

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with a pussy started squirting on the
fucking startup screen or something like just fucking

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just starting like rubbing his pussy and
then it just pussy you sprayed all over

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the Starfield fucking logo, then I'd
be like, Okay, that's a little

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interesting with with a big with like
a big sign that that comes that lowers

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down from the ceiling and says make
sure your kids are in the room to

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see this. Yeah, I mean
like then that's what they made. That's

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what that's what they ask that.
People were like, Oh, no,

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bring your kid in this room,
sit your kid down, Show this your

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kid a male with a pussy,
Show this kid a masculine figure in the

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pussy, because that's it's like,
it's the the forcing it down. My

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throat thing has been so it's so
crazy because if they just change certain words,

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they just sound like bigots from like
the fucking fifties. If it just

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alters fuck a few words in a
way they sound once upon a time when

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you were trying to integrate schools.
Well, no, it's it's the same

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ship. It's the same idiotic bigotry. Yeah, I don't want to admit

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it. Yeah, I understand what
you're saying. I agree with it.

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But it also comes it alsways one
of the things where it's like, well,

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if you change the words, then
it means something else where. It's

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like yeah, of course, but
like well yes, but no, well

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you know what, but no,
yeah, like because it's like it's just

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the fear of like different people.
But it's a such a this fear of

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like it is a here's the reality, the reality of this, The reality

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of this, right is that this
is it's a fucking role playing game.

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If there was ever a type of
game that would benefit from more options like

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this, it's it's this one,
you know what I mean, It's literally

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this kind of game, Like why
would It's like I should just be able

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to pick a male or female and
that's it. And it's like Okay,

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you can you still have that.
You don't, You're not. That option

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isn't taken away from you. It's
just it is crazy. It's not even

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the first character it's not even the
first type of character creation tool like this.

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I think Saints Row had something similar
like Ages Ago, where you could,

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like, you could be a man, you could pick male or female,

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but then you could like use the
yeah you could you could have like

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a male, you could have like
a female voice on a male body,

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and you could have you could literally
have boobs on your guy in saying literally

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by using the what is it the
character slider and stuff. So it's like

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just this is it's literally not new. It's only a problem because the way

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that we talk about it is new, and the new and the way that

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you can make money from it is
new. That's it we think about.

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We think about the whole the arc
of the groom or how they were they've

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been people like this. The guy
and people adjacent to him have been saying

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that trans people and what are they
drag performers are groomers. They're trying to

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groomer kids and whatnot. Blah blah
blah, No, no, trans trans

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people aren't real, Derek. They're
not real. They don't exist. Well,

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they're not. They're not real.
When we're real, then it would

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be okay, let me see what
they when they do exist, because obviously

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these guys live in a cognitive dissonance
world. When they do the times they

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do exist, the existence, they're
they're they're they're groomers and they're trying to

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change your kids in the trans people
too or whatever I've seen, and you

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know, so it's like I made
that joke when I was in the gym

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because my gym has a cinema room
and they were they they were playing Missus

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Doubtfire, and so it was fucking
around just making the joke because I'm like,

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yo, obviously, if Missus Doubtfire
came out today, there would be

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these yuppies saying fucking ignorant transphobic shit
like, oh, they're trying to group.

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Because it's crazy that when we've talked
about all of this stuff about people,

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because you and I, Chris and
people who made content similar to us,

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a lot of our objective was to
laugh at this dumb shit. There

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wasn't a huge fucking ideological point to
this thing. That's why I remember when

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I remember how silly this was getting. When I went to a VidCon and

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we were all sitting at this long
ass fucking table and one of the I

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think hotels right next to VidCon,
and this mom came up passionately thanking us

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for what we do. And I
was like, what the fuck? What

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the fuck lady? Like, I'm
literally taking tweets and talking shit, I

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am not doing anything that is of
substance and real value. And I hated

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when people were saying this. And
these are the people that are still around.

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They're like, we gotta fight the
good fight. And that hairy guy

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was saying Anita Sarkasian won, and
I'm like, Yo, what the fuck

404
00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:22.799
do you mean she won? Because
they're saying, you guys are letting her

405
00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:26.200
her, You're okay with her talking
points, And I say to him,

406
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:32.920
bro Anita Sarkasian. Her main point
was sexism in gaming. Let me tell

407
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:36.160
you something. How I've been playing
Balder's Gate three, a game that just

408
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:40.319
came out just a few weeks ago. I am a giant, buff,

409
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:47.599
black dude the male power fantasy,
surrounded by naked women. They're completely naked

410
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:51.119
rolling with me. No men on
my fucking squat to the point where I

411
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:59.880
missed some key plot points because I
hate a mistake. Brother, it was

412
00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:03.240
a mistake. So I missed has
Lan and getting rid of the dark fog.

413
00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:08.400
Yeah, bro, I don't know
what any of that. They all

414
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:15.160
died all so not everybody. But
the thing is I did that. Lets

415
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:19.400
okay, okay, I just didn't
spoiler. Yet I didn't do an important

416
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:26.839
thing because I refused to fucking traveling
with my Gails at all. You didn't

417
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:30.000
even look at them, dude,
I can't tell you something, can I

418
00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:32.480
look? Listen? I gotta be
real, like for like, for the

419
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:33.880
brief moment that I was playing Ball's
Gate, I did the same. I

420
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:38.519
killed that fucking British guy immediately.
I didn't talk to Gail once, like,

421
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.839
I don't care about if you're if
you're a man on my squad,

422
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:47.680
I don't fucking care about you.
I don't. I'll be feeling myself in

423
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:51.880
fact. But I fucked my way
through the I fucked everybody to be for

424
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:56.519
everybody's I did dance with Will,
but then I told him I ain't gay,

425
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.480
and then he got all sad.
It was the funniest fucking thing it's

426
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:03.599
so like sits next to you and
everything, and it's like, okay,

427
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.359
like he walks away so defeated that
you wouldn't have sex with them. It's

428
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:19.039
the fun anyway, but it's point
black, the point, the point being

429
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:26.400
yeah, yeah, video games were
talking about Yeah, no, absolutely,

430
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:34.519
it's look this ramp that I just
went into and like this like little tangent,

431
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:40.279
this little thing, this digression is
showing you how like video games are

432
00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:47.519
still fucking great. They're still fantastic. And this dick mouth uh heels in

433
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:52.880
baby face or whatever, the freaking
out over that fucking pronoun option is such

434
00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:59.799
a fucking dumb thing to do when
video games are still great. Dude's literally

435
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:05.200
this is one of the best years
period for like video like. I can't

436
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.720
remember the last time we had a
year this good like it might like it

437
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:14.599
was a while and maybe maybe maybe
not for real. Ever like for probably

438
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:20.279
and and a lot of that,
to be fair, is because the pandemic

439
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:22.559
pushed a lot of stuff and so
like, there is a lot of stuff

440
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:24.319
that probably would have released earlier or
would have released later that it's now.

441
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:28.839
It probably would have been spread out
a lot more. However, that doesn't

442
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.359
change the fact that like I kind
of think like the more Starfield really was

443
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:36.160
the hinging point for me where I
was like, if that game's fucked like

444
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:40.400
beyond measure, then like that's gonna
suck. But I fucking I'm so into

445
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:44.559
it. I love it, dude. The fact that that's and so the

446
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:47.400
fact that it's like it's good and
we still have Spider Man, and we

447
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:54.359
Spider Man and I still have fucking
Mortal Kombat one, which I'm fucking ack

448
00:32:54.440 --> 00:33:06.359
in. Scream six just came out. It is a four for video games,

449
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.680
and think about it. Let's let's
to the to the point of this,

450
00:33:10.359 --> 00:33:14.680
to the point dead Space, to
this point right all these all these

451
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:19.359
games that we're mentioning out of all
of these games, all of these badass

452
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.200
Triple A games, and even some
like fucking the Forest the second the Sea

453
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:25.160
the Forest came out, even some
of the indie shit that people are into

454
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:30.119
is dropping the that what's that fucking
horror one that outlasted did its new thing?

455
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:34.359
So like a bunch of shit has
come out this year, and when

456
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.079
you think about all of this,
this plethora of shit that just came out,

457
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.960
how many of them have some sort
of what you can consider, Like,

458
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:46.200
let's just try to peek into the
minds of these freaks some LGBTQ pandering

459
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:52.599
like is, try to think of
something that you can think of that happened,

460
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.279
can you. I'm trying to think
of off the top of my head

461
00:33:54.359 --> 00:33:59.920
right now, like what. I
can't think of anything. Technically I would

462
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:01.640
know because I'm not in their mind. I wouldn't have thought of the he

463
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:06.559
him thing as it. And I
did see some people talking about like even

464
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:09.880
that that bald guy said, if
it doesn't do anything, why is it

465
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:14.599
even in here? Well, my
interpretation, I haven't played the game yet,

466
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:19.360
I'm assuming it does do something.
I'm assuming when the dialogue is happening

467
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.199
and people are talking to you,
they will use the pronouns just like they

468
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:25.880
do in a in an RPG.
But depending on if you're talking to you,

469
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:30.440
you're a girl in the in the
RPG, I would assume. I

470
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:34.000
would assume that's again I don't pay
attention. Yeah, but how is that

471
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.000
kind of thing? You chose he
him You wouldn't even know, right,

472
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:42.360
didn't You didn't? You didn't chose
her she her well, and it went

473
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.039
to he him by default? Right? But like if you change, I'm

474
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:50.000
assuming it would change to your choice. Well, let me let me you

475
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:52.320
know, it's crazy. It's like
it's so funny too, because you could

476
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:57.320
I could see, I could see
an alternate reality where like you know,

477
00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.119
oh, when you when you select
your actor, it's set it's set to

478
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:05.920
mail and he him by default,
and that would spark an outrage of like

479
00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:09.880
why does it automatically default to men? Don't they know girls play? You

480
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:14.679
know what I mean? That's how
it used to be. You just blew

481
00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:19.360
my fucking mind. That's how it
will sh There would have been an article

482
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:24.199
on Jezebel about that, you're everybody. Not only would there be ane,

483
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:28.960
there would be an article on Jezebel
that would be exactly that that people would

484
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:31.519
take seriously. Now I'm sure,
by the way, I'm sure that article

485
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:36.840
exists somewhere. There's always some fucking
stupid article that's like, this game's fucking

486
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:39.920
sexist, and what happens now?
What happens now? Everybody fucking laughs at

487
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:44.239
that ship. Nobody pays attention to
it. They're starving for viewers to the

488
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.360
point where they're like making these articles
to like demand like some kind of attention

489
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:52.199
and it's and it's not fucking working. Those websites are going under because games

490
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.519
are just fucking good. Games are
the good thing the thing is for me,

491
00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:01.199
right there? Great, it's it's
it's a juxtmition of like if someone

492
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:06.920
wants to refer to something, just
refer it's well, it's not even the

493
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.280
argument wanted. Well I understand that
the argument, but like it's it's it's

494
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:15.199
just these people with this weird inability
to progress forward. Is it's just weird.

495
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.000
Like it's like, dude, I
would have seen it have been like,

496
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:21.639
oh, I'm a he and that's
it. That is it. It's

497
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:24.320
like when I ask you and it's
like in Pokemon Golds like hey, are

498
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:29.679
you a boy or a girl?
I'm a boy? Yeah, that's it

499
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:36.440
actually, and I move it is
it's literally it's literally just more granular customization,

500
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:42.400
which is which is literally a good
thing for role playing games specifically,

501
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.840
Like why whatever, Why shouldn't you
like if you wanted to, if you

502
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.199
if you wanted a role play fucking
for whatever reason. I don't know who,

503
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:51.239
I don't know why you would want
to do this, but like if

504
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:52.599
you wanted a role play, like
oh, my god, what is it?

505
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:58.400
Tim Curry from Rocky Horror. You
know you can do it, yeah,

506
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:01.239
but by just being like a picking
a guy, by picking a guy

507
00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:04.119
and being like, oh, I
hope I want people to refer to me

508
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.159
as like her and she, even
though I'm clearly like I got like a

509
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:09.880
guy, you know what I mean? Like, why not people be like

510
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:13.400
that's fucking crazy. It's like,
dude, why the fuck not? It's

511
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:16.840
fun. I saw somebody, I
saw somebody exactly. It's more, it's

512
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:20.920
more that you can do. It's
more ridiculous situations that you can make up,

513
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:22.000
which is like the whole point of
role playing games. I saw some

514
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:27.199
guy kind of making fun of my
argument about it, and he was like,

515
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.199
maybe they should start putting in fucking
astrological signs too, And I'm like,

516
00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:34.679
okay, why not. I mean, if, in fact that might

517
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:37.920
be cool in some kind if if
if in like Skyrim or something, if

518
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:39.280
like Elder Scrolls have had that for
whatever reason. I don't know why they

519
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:42.599
would have that specifically, but like
some kind of system like it, Why

520
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:46.159
the fuck not. There's just so
many fucking weird stars in that universe,

521
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:50.880
so you can be able to because
you could be some wild shit and there's

522
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.639
already so much hokos. More customization, more customization, think about background and

523
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:58.199
personality and play style, and a
role playing game is not a bad thing,

524
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:00.159
and you can't gaslight people to thinking
it is. It's freaking insane,

525
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:05.880
dude, think about this, And
I'm sure a lot of those guys have

526
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.719
attempted to use like something like Okay, Cupid or plenty of Fish or any

527
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:21.800
of those sites that exist. Yeah, those fucking websites have deep customization of

528
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:29.719
your who, of your stats,
including those stupid signs signs fucking religion high.

529
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.480
This a bunch of shit that that
it gives you a full package of

530
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:37.599
who you are, more than a
lot of RPGs even offer. And this

531
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:40.440
is something that would actually translate pretty
fucking well in an RPG if they gave

532
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:44.239
you those options. They may not
even do anything. But it's kind of

533
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.880
cool that you can even get go
that deep. That is not how That

534
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:52.719
is never a negative said, More
options is never a negative if you think

535
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:54.360
it's back Because I people a lot
of times they talk about the open world

536
00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:59.119
games and maybe they're getting kind of
tired of them or whatever, And I

537
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:04.199
say to those people, I understand
because it couldn't be exhausting. But they

538
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:08.920
always have a very streamlined main quest
that doesn't take that long, usually like

539
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:14.199
a big sandboxes or whatever. It's
all the side ship that takes fucking forever.

540
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:17.039
You don't have to do it.
And so in the same sense that

541
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:21.320
if they added too many things,
you don't have to do all that stuff

542
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:24.199
either. Even when you're filling out
your Okay cube or whatever, you didn't

543
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:27.960
have to put your fucking signing.
I didn't have to say I was fucking

544
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:31.400
Pisces or whatever. It's just an
option. That's fucking fine. Man.

545
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:37.079
I don't know, Man, I
don't know you. You fucking you fucking

546
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:43.280
don't know what you're talking about.
Mike is struck you and you don't know

547
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.480
that how you'm still talking about any
of the Sarcasians. She's very important,

548
00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:52.960
Mike. You're being You're being You're
being obtuse, Mike. She is still

549
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:58.960
she is still pulling all the strings
of She has Phil Spencer and a pocket

550
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.280
and I know this, Mike,
I got can you can you imagine that

551
00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:07.199
the next fucking Phil Spencer, like
I don't press conference and Nitasari shows by

552
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:13.400
the way, by the way,
I feel like and I feel like I

553
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.159
can. I feel like I can
say this because I'm not under any fucking

554
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:20.679
NDA or nothing. But and I
don't. I won't. I won't point

555
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:23.719
to any specific people. But I
know a lot of people in game development.

556
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:28.559
Okay, I've I've been fortunate enough
to kind of like been in the

557
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:34.679
same room as like certain like executives
from this place and and like decision makers

558
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:37.559
from this fucking company and that fun
company. And let me tell you something,

559
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:44.480
There's there's no love. There's no
love for Nitas Archesian. There's there's

560
00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:49.519
no it's just like, yeah,
whatever, they it's it's a complete afterthought.

561
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.719
Yeah. Companies kind of did their
thing where they were like, all

562
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:54.480
right, come speak at our fucking
thing. Whatever. It's a pr thing.

563
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:58.320
That's fine. But no one,
no one takes that shit seriously,

564
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:04.639
because the main problem with the Sarkisian
has always been was always was that her

565
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:08.960
series was just incredibly fucking shallow and
that she misrepresented a lot of games,

566
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:13.199
Like I specifically remember one that sticks
out like really really deeply in my mind

567
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:19.280
was when she tried to imply that
Hitman hit Man. I think absolution rewards

568
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:24.119
you for killing hookers when the gameplay
that she's showing literally shows you being penalized

569
00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:30.039
for it. Yes, as it's
happening. You're literally making the game herder

570
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:31.960
for yourself when you do this,
So like, no, it doesn't do

571
00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:36.840
that at all. And it was
just really shallow feminist analysis. The problem

572
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.840
wasn't that it was feminist analysis.
There was literally do you do you remember

573
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:44.079
you might remember this, Eric,
Oh my god, what's her fucking name?

574
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:47.920
That old lady, the old blonde
lady who was like like a conservative

575
00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:52.639
feminist or something. Christina was.
Yeah, yeah, she kind of came

576
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.119
in and she was doing her own
analysis, and guess who loved it.

577
00:41:57.039 --> 00:42:00.400
Everybody who hated Innedo Sarkisian. So, so the problem wasn't that she was

578
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:05.800
feminist, right, The froblem wasn't
that she was a woman. The problem

579
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:09.599
was that her analysis sucked and it
was shallow and it was vapid, and

580
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:13.840
it was she was a fucking con
person. Everybody, fucking everybody with a

581
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:17.639
respectable understanding of like any situation regarding
the games industry knows this. It's not

582
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:22.159
even an arguable it's not even an
arguable thing. Like there's video of her

583
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:25.800
like lying directly about what she wanted
to do and what she intended to do.

584
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:31.400
There's there's no way to refute that. So to me, yeah,

585
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:35.199
I know, but like they also
don't care, you know, yeah true,

586
00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.119
and these Arksian is not relevant anymore
like feminist frequency, I'm pretty sure

587
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.960
shutting down this year like it's it's
it's it's done. So like to me,

588
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:46.159
I think, I don't know.
My perspective is in these Sarkasian was

589
00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:50.559
a problem just because the way that
she did shit, the way that she

590
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:53.400
did her content was just really shallow
and vapid and didn't really contribute anything.

591
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:58.760
It wasn't that she was a feminist
attempting to do media critique, because that's

592
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.039
fine. I see if it's if
it's educated, like why not why not

593
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:07.239
have like why not have analysis from
every single perspective you can imagine? I

594
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:12.679
would love to see like a religious
analysis of what BioShock is, you know

595
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:15.360
what I mean, just because I
think that's interesting. Why the fun not

596
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:19.360
if it's well done and if it's
if it's not misrepresented, and if it's

597
00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:22.840
not like scammed into existence, I
think that's totally fine. I think it's

598
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:30.639
totally fine to have feminist articles and
you know whatever. So what's I don't

599
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:31.599
know. Yeah, I really don't
know what the problem. I don't know

600
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:35.360
what the real issue is. The
real issue is. The real issue is

601
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:39.000
what we've always said. It was
from from people from our perspective that it

602
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:42.880
was this, like, if you
want to talk about actual culture, it

603
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:46.519
was outraged culture, the thing that
we were always actually railing against, which

604
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:51.719
is being outraged about fucking everything.
It wasn't about that, Oh, there's

605
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:53.400
these women that are being uppitty.
How you know, how there's some idiots

606
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:57.400
that That's how they were trying to
act like it was. They were like,

607
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:02.800
women are being stupid at those fucking
minority of people, Like look at

608
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:07.679
the reason why gamer Gate, for
example, right because the gamer Gate got

609
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.639
brought up a few times because they
were saying that guy the wrestling the heels

610
00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:15.760
and baby faced guy, oh,
typical gamer gator guy. And what upsets

611
00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:22.000
me about that about that is I
didn't I had a very narrow view.

612
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:29.239
I didn't notice that they're those people
like that guy were talking about the same

613
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:32.920
subjects we were, but uh,
they were the ones getting picked up by

614
00:44:34.039 --> 00:44:38.519
say the say the progressives that were
shitting on like gamer Gate, they were

615
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:43.320
seeing people like this guy and Ethan
Ralph. They were seeing people like them

616
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:47.840
being absolute nuisances, being the biggest
pieces of shit. So there was no

617
00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:52.519
nuanced them. There was no actual
like validity to what we were saying.

618
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.920
And like when we were talking about
like the whole Zoe Quinn and all that

619
00:44:54.920 --> 00:44:59.199
shit and everything that happened, they
didn't care about any of that because they

620
00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:04.599
just saw these fucking freaks freaking out
and attacking them and harassing them and shit.

621
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:07.000
And I was like, Nick,
I'm not doing any of that shit.

622
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:09.719
I'm just trying to talk about y'all
are fucking behaving wild and we just

623
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:15.039
want to and it's that's what happens. Well, that's what happens. Did

624
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:17.159
you you end up? You end
up unfortunately, if you have an opinion

625
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:22.920
that a fucking maniac has, Unfortunately, you get looped in with the fucking

626
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:24.960
psychos and you're like, yeah,
yeah, I don't mean that. I

627
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:30.440
don't mean that you're always you're always
going to share opinions with a psychopath because

628
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:34.039
there was no thought, there is
no thought that you have ever had.

629
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:37.599
And anyway, I remember somebody being
like, oh, I remember, oh

630
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:39.440
did you get Oh did you get
that opinion? Somebody was responding to me.

631
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:42.079
I can't remember. I was talking
about the pronouns that it's like,

632
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:44.920
oh, did you get that opinion
yourself? It's like that's literally a stock

633
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:50.239
comeback, like I have I have
heard oh did you get that opinion yourself?

634
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:53.119
Millions of times. That is not
like a unique thing to say,

635
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:57.840
And so it's ironic to be criticized
for not having unique thing to say with

636
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:01.719
stock footage basically of comeback. So
it's it's just I don't know, man,

637
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:09.079
I just there's a distinct difference between
making jokes at the expensive people flipping

638
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:13.719
out over shit and flipping out over
shit. Yeah, because I remember people

639
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:15.800
were like, oh, well this
used to be you in twenty sixteen.

640
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:21.000
I was like, I assure you
it wasn't. I have five footage of

641
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:23.960
me being like deranged and angry.
And by the way, even if you

642
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:29.239
did find that footage, I wasn't
forty five years old and balding with like

643
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:35.000
a child probably like dying of neglecting
the basement. Okay, do you know

644
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.639
the only time the only time I
remember being sorry, sorry, No,

645
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:39.519
I was just saying, like,
I don't know, man, I think

646
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:45.039
maybe this is something that you just
have to have a very limited amount of

647
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:51.119
life experience to be angry at the
things that these people are angry at.

648
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:52.400
And I feel this. I felt
the same way about the people in twenty

649
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.079
sixteen who were flipping out over fucking
man spreading and shit. Right, It's

650
00:46:55.079 --> 00:47:01.599
like you have to have had so
few important interactions in your life to consider

651
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:07.480
this, and you just you just
gotta you just have to not understand the

652
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:13.199
vastness of the universe around you.
You know, you got you gotta have

653
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:17.480
a sort of finite view because this
is incredibly myopic. It's an incredibly myopic

654
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:23.159
and and just self flagellating kind of
a way to or not self flagelating.

655
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:28.400
It's the opposite self inflating way to
kind of view the world. Because,

656
00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:30.960
like you said, Derek, like
that that woman who came up to us

657
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:32.320
like kind of praising us for doing
we were doing, even though we were

658
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:37.840
just like cracking jokes about it took
no fucking intellect what we were doing.

659
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:43.079
It took timing and some level of
like skill in some way to make fun

660
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:45.800
of things in a way that was
entertaining to people. But like that's where

661
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.519
the skill was. It was in
entertainment. It wasn't anything else. Like

662
00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:51.920
there was no way that I was
trying to be a fucking teacher or like

663
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:55.119
a warrior for some weird fucking cause. Right like we've been we've been offered

664
00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:59.599
like some real gigs, like of
real shit, and like neither I instted

665
00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:01.840
to talk a school and I remember
being exactly, I don't want to talk

666
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:05.840
at a school. I was like, I'm not trying to teach anything.

667
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:13.039
Change this far. I could teach, I could teach editing. I could

668
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:15.800
teach you how to edit. I'd
probably be good at that, But like

669
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:20.119
I'm getting speech about this shit.
It's insane. And I think the difference

670
00:48:20.159 --> 00:48:23.440
between the difference between you and me
and you Derek and people like I guess

671
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:30.360
you know these the Sargon guys,
is that we understood that that was an

672
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.599
insane that we understood that that was
an insane thing to put onto us,

673
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.079
but they kind of want that.
They loved it, Like it's like I

674
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:43.519
need this validation, I need this
self importance. Oh you think I'm a

675
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:46.239
I'm a I'm a I'm I'm like
an epic warrior for for the for this.

676
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:51.039
You think I can save the world
with what I'm doing, Like you

677
00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:54.760
think I'm like making a genuine difference
in the universe. That's crazy. I

678
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:58.679
love that feeling. Let me keep
that up, and then you keep that

679
00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:00.079
up for so long that you start
to believe it, and then you're just

680
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:07.079
deluded into your own bullshit. It's
crazy. Like was like Chris Weally comes

681
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.960
to get to school is wild?
That is that is proof that this world

682
00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:14.119
is fun. Dude, there were
people, there were people messaging me.

683
00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:17.320
There were people messaging me that I
saved their lives, and like, look,

684
00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:20.679
man, maybe I look, I
don't know. I don't purport to

685
00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:22.719
know like what people are going through. I'm sure like maybe like I've helped

686
00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:27.000
entertain people out of like rough patches
or whatever. But like the idea that

687
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:30.519
like, I don't know, it
just it's it's too much of a of

688
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:32.639
a pedestal to be to be put
on. It's it's insane, and anybody

689
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:37.559
who thinks that they're responsible enough to
wield that kind of pedestal is inherently unworthy

690
00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:39.960
of it. Yeah, I feel
about presidents the psychopath. Yeah, it's

691
00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:45.320
it's fucking lunacy. And you literally
like one of those one of those podcasts,

692
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:46.599
guys, one of those, one
of those one of those podcasts guys

693
00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:51.280
was like these people one one of
the podcasts I think was Harry literally was

694
00:49:51.320 --> 00:49:53.320
like, these people think of themselves
as champions, but they let they let

695
00:49:53.400 --> 00:49:57.480
these people win. And it's like, I'm not there's there's a champion.

696
00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:00.599
You're the only I'm not a champion. This is not a ship, this

697
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:06.000
is not I'm not fighting. We're
not in the trend. Somebody used the

698
00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:08.039
phrase. Somebody used the phrase and
I'm not even joking. They said,

699
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:15.960
yeah, Chris used to be in
the trenches. Cc C think it's wild.

700
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:19.880
It's a gay culture war. They
think it's real. They think they're

701
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:23.000
in dangerous they think they're like dodging
grenades. It's why they're having fucking it's

702
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:28.760
it's it's why they have fucking PTSD
flashbacks at character customization screens because they have

703
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:30.360
no idea what it's like to be
fucking I don't know, attacked in the

704
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:37.079
street, like like actually in a
fight, or like actually like diet situations.

705
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.039
But I deserve that power, though, Give me that power, I'll

706
00:50:39.119 --> 00:50:44.199
leave the culture. I'll lead.
I'll leadys. So okay, okay,

707
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:49.239
okay. So if if some fucking
maniac message dude, they emailed you and

708
00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:52.400
they wanted you to speak at university, you would take it. Yeah,

709
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:54.079
I would do it now, I
would do it now, I want it.

710
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:57.480
Hold on, hold on, hold
on, let me stipulation. Stipulation,

711
00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:01.000
would you God damn fucking camera.
Hate this fucking it's it's like,

712
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:04.320
fine, don't worry about it.
Well, it's gonna okay, Okay,

713
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:13.719
we're good anyway, Okay, you
speed. I have pants That's the only

714
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:16.440
reason I have pants on. Trust
me, I'm not gonna because I had

715
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:20.039
to put pants on. I was
like, I got I know, my

716
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.320
dick would show up something. It
took twenty minutes of pants on. Yes,

717
00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:32.360
the biggest, big that's pretty congratu
stipulation. So wait what that's sorry,

718
00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:37.199
I was meant to derail the episode. Go ahead, Okay, So

719
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:42.880
the stipulation you're speaking, but you
can only speak about this culture warship.

720
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:49.760
They want to the the ideological power
struggle of the right versus left. That's

721
00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:52.519
that's the only thing you can speak
about it. I can talk about it,

722
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:53.920
and I would say shit that I
truly believe in, and that would

723
00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:57.400
not be ignorant, and I can
still talk about it at that place.

724
00:51:57.519 --> 00:52:05.039
Yeah, okay, never stiulation.
You also would have to debate the that

725
00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:08.639
that that ball dude, you have
to debate him. But he would be

726
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:15.159
very he's on ten the entire time. No, no, that's great,

727
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:17.440
that's great because all you have to
do is not care and then you win.

728
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:24.039
I saw an argument of I saw
him like that response video that he

729
00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:29.119
did was so weird too, because
like and maybe this is just so maybe

730
00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:30.760
and maybe this is just me being
hypercritical, because there's no way in hell

731
00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:35.159
that I would argue that that I
would flesh out an argument in such a

732
00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:40.039
profoundly incompetent way. But he was
like he brought he was like, oh

733
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:45.719
man, people, he was trying
to equate act man making fun of his

734
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:52.199
outburst to Quantum TV trying to take
his account down. Did you see that

735
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:59.159
he said that? He said that
specifically at he acted like it was hypocritical

736
00:52:59.239 --> 00:53:04.360
of the act man to make fun
of another content creator expressions. That's because

737
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.159
he said that the yeah, no, well he said he said it was

738
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:09.840
like, it's hypocritical of the act
man to make fun of me for sharing

739
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:15.719
my opinion because Quantum TV tried to
get his account taken down, and it's

740
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:21.840
like, look at those that's that's
not even like a coherent I'm starting to

741
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:24.559
wonder if English is even a language
that they know how to speak, or

742
00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:30.960
if they've just been around enough English
words that they've just kind of barely managed

743
00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:37.840
to string together a personality, you
know, like I don't that's that because

744
00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:42.079
that does not connect at all.
That is not a connecting argument even slightly.

745
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:44.239
And there's no way in hell if
I was making if I was being

746
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.320
clowned on by the Internet to the
degree that this guy's clowning on, there's

747
00:53:46.360 --> 00:53:52.079
no way I would have formulated an
argument that fucking profoundly an apt make it

748
00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:57.159
in fun of me for thosely moyal
opinion. I bet he's outside with his

749
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:04.679
spites, might spit. Free speech
is fine. People behind the right.

750
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:07.840
You have the right to you have
the right to say to say whatever you

751
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:12.239
want, and people have the right
to make funy for it. This is

752
00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:17.039
what This is a fucking culture my
you fucking Toulsa. You have no ideas.

753
00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:22.119
This is this is this is a
fucking this is this is a preview

754
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.719
of how the debate would go when
you're at the university. So it's like,

755
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:30.440
all right, so heels versus heels
versus baby face. You have one

756
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:36.320
minute. This fucking knots piece of
shit, Tulsa, this little mushkin right

757
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:38.800
here will not give me the toy
in my day, and you will not

758
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:46.920
acknowledge that they fucking culture exact bewhere, They fucking pronouns should not be at

759
00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:53.840
my star field. And this fucking
jack and NINNI little monster, little rattle

760
00:54:55.960 --> 00:55:00.719
acknowledge me. Hey, shut up, Motor, I'm going a fucking cut

761
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:02.599
you if you don't shut up,
Mike, shut up. He does seem

762
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:07.400
very wife. You shut the fuck
up right now, manner. No,

763
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.119
does he have a wife? I
assume. I assume. Look at this

764
00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:19.159
guy looks like the type of person
that just abuses. He just uses the

765
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:22.719
ship out of his fucking wife.
So we're look, we're talking completely out

766
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:25.760
of school. It's a very fair
thing to say, is it? Is

767
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:30.480
it? Though? Yes, I
don't know the guy. Okay, I

768
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:32.960
don't know the guy. I'm not
gonna make like I'm not gonna make like

769
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:37.559
a personality, just not him.
Necessarily nice, he had a good person,

770
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:39.800
he had a well because like I
don't know, man, look I

771
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.679
don't know everything about a personse look
at look at pause, pause. I

772
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:47.599
would be totally on your side.
If he made a follow up video and

773
00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:52.280
been like, look, guys,
I lost my ship. That was stupid.

774
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:58.119
You had every I would be on
his team. In fact, dude,

775
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:00.880
we all everybody has their moment.
It's you slipped up. Look,

776
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:04.199
man, it's not a big deal. If he just admitted it's not a

777
00:56:05.960 --> 00:56:07.559
perfect If he did that, he
did a react video of his own video

778
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:13.400
and laughed at it, I would
be on your side now. And I

779
00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:16.320
imagine do that. Yeah, he
can't, not with the people that he's

780
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:21.280
wielding, that fucking army that he
has of like these you know, it's

781
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.360
these people, Like I saw enough
people people that were following me. There

782
00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:29.360
were some people following me that Harry
guys follow me. I don't know if

783
00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:30.440
he started following me recently, if
he's always been following me, I don't

784
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:34.599
know, But I was like,
what the fuck? But I saw some

785
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:37.440
of the comments, some of the
replies, They're like, well, yeah,

786
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.840
it was an overreaction, but he's
right though, you don't know,

787
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.719
he's right, And I'm like,
what do you What the fuck do you

788
00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:47.000
mean he's right? Like if you
like, are you guys also are your

789
00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:54.320
brains melting when you saw that?
Shit? People people who I really,

790
00:56:54.519 --> 00:57:00.840
I really do think there is a
correlation with people who go outside or like

791
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:04.360
not a correlation, but like I
think people who get angry about this stuff

792
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:08.360
don't go outside. Yeah, going
outside. I think people were not being

793
00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:16.159
able to departmentalize the fact that the
world is changing and you have to just

794
00:57:16.440 --> 00:57:21.360
deal with the fact that it's not
even that bro, well it is most

795
00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:23.519
of the time. Aboun the time. Right, let's be let's be religist

796
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:28.480
about the time pronouns weren't a big
problem, right, But then people that

797
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:34.199
are that felt is that they were
became became a very a group that were

798
00:57:34.280 --> 00:57:37.960
became friends center in the world.
And now the things that ask for,

799
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:42.280
which is more ibility identify themselves the
way they want, has become a thing.

800
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.960
You know, it's it's not even, it's not even, it's it's

801
00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:51.880
everything that this pronoun thing. For
example, these are the same people that

802
00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:58.320
were mad when they started seeing normbre
slash name on an application. Oh yeah,

803
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:01.199
yeah, this is these are the
same fucking people. They're mad at

804
00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:06.760
these extra options that accommodate other fucking
people. This shit has been happening for

805
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:10.440
before we were born, that things
were being more accommodating with the culture that

806
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:14.639
is around. Oh, we have
more of this people. We're gonna accommodate

807
00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:17.519
them. Oh, we acknowledge that
these people exist. We never thought about

808
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:22.440
it before because really, trans people
is such a small part of the population.

809
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:24.760
And then they thought about, well, it doesn't hurt to add this

810
00:58:24.880 --> 00:58:28.159
at all. It does nothing,
well, it does it just help.

811
00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:32.199
It just helps. It literally,
it literally just includes a slightly bigger audience,

812
00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:35.400
which is when you're making it.
When again, when you're making a

813
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.960
role playing game, it's just like
that's the whole fucking point. And a

814
00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:43.760
role playing game, it should it
should include these included after what I'm saying.

815
00:58:43.960 --> 00:58:45.519
But I'm saying especially you know what
I mean, like if there was

816
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:50.199
ever of all the games to complain
about it, dude, you know what's

817
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:54.039
fucking crazy about this. I'm fairly
fucking certain Hogwarts Legacy has a fucking character

818
00:58:54.079 --> 00:59:00.679
customer character character customization thing with pronouns
and like a full on like trans character

819
00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:04.960
and all all of this diversity,
by the way in Hogwarts in the context

820
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:08.119
of Harry Potter makes no fucking sense. Why is in nineteen nine? Why

821
00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:14.119
is nineteen nineties Hogwarts so white?
And then sixteen arts? I love that

822
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:17.440
it is the funniest shit ever.
But the application game great, the implication

823
00:59:17.519 --> 00:59:22.760
that is hilarious. But also these
are the kinds of people who who were

824
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:29.440
simping for that game because people are
like people have a problem with JK rowlingcause

825
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.480
she's transphobic. Oh I'm gonna buy
fucking Hogwarts legacy with its pronouns and trans

826
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:40.440
people, and like what it's you
You don't have a coherent worldview. It

827
00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:46.639
is complete horseshit. It's asinine.
You believe everything that YouTube thumbnails tell you,

828
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:51.320
not even the videos, so you're
way off. So like, I

829
00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:53.320
don't know, I just don't know
how to help you, like if honestly

830
00:59:54.599 --> 01:00:00.840
from my perspective, my honest,
my honest perspective, Right, I don't.

831
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:04.280
I don't understand the gender stuff at
all, like to me, like

832
01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:07.119
it's to me, it does it
is a little bit silly to me,

833
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:12.760
I don't fully understand it. I
don't understand how it's possible to not I

834
01:00:12.920 --> 01:00:15.039
can't fathom it, to not understand
like what you are. But there's so

835
01:00:15.239 --> 01:00:20.840
many there's so many things in this
world that I think are silly, that

836
01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:25.760
are fine, it's fine, this
is fine, Like it hurts no one

837
01:00:25.840 --> 01:00:30.880
to have this here? Who cares? So they are entire they are entire

838
01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:37.119
careers that I think are fucking silly. They are entire, fucking entire cultures

839
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:39.920
that I'm like, what the fuck's
going on here? I can meet you

840
01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:44.400
with the same Like I don't understand
anxiety, right, I've never understood that

841
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:46.599
shit. Right. I understand it's
nervous like a regular person. Right,

842
01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:52.199
I understand being frightened, But I
don't understand being like having nothing happened,

843
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.599
genuinely nothing that bothers you. Because
for me, when I feel nervous,

844
01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:59.840
when I there's something that I should
be doing that I haven't done, my

845
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:02.039
brain gives me the anxiety you mean
do you mean no, no, no

846
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:06.760
no, no no no no,
you're talking about You're talking about anxiety disorders

847
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:08.320
that we're talking about. Yeah,
I don't know how to say this disorders

848
01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:10.360
or I don't understand how people that
really have that, you know, like,

849
01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:15.519
I'm very good at departmentalizing my stressors
and being able to move from one

850
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:19.559
step to another. But some people
are not. They're just not And I

851
01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:22.639
understand it exists, and I'm like, all right, fuck it, let

852
01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:25.760
it be. That's it. There's
them having a way to unders the thing.

853
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:29.519
There's a that's the thing. It's
like, because there's there's a way

854
01:01:29.559 --> 01:01:32.480
that you can like you can find
things kind of silly or like confusing or

855
01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:36.320
weird or like. I feel that
way about most religions. I feel that

856
01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:37.519
way about a lot of a lot
of career paths, and for me,

857
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:40.039
it's women too, Like I don't
feel that way. I feel that way

858
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:44.519
about I feel like to me,
it's like what to me, Like cities

859
01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:46.679
that aren't New York make no fucking
sense to me. Why are why are?

860
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:50.679
Why are? Bodaca is not open
till three am? Everywhere? It

861
01:01:50.719 --> 01:01:52.920
makes no fucking sense. It's a
perfect way to do everything. But whatever,

862
01:01:53.280 --> 01:01:59.000
you know, I'm not gonna fucking
constantly attack. But can you imagine

863
01:01:59.039 --> 01:02:02.400
I stood outside of a odega as
they closed at eight pm and like threatened

864
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:05.760
at them, like we're just like, what the fuck are you doing?

865
01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:09.599
Why aren't you staying open to accommodate
me. It's like, I just I

866
01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:15.440
don't. There's so much in this
world that's ridiculous, but so much of

867
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:21.599
it is also wickedly harmless. And
so when you get old enough to really

868
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:29.239
understand the distinction between what is harmful
and what is just kind of different than

869
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:32.320
what you expect to understand, or
different from your own worldview or different from

870
01:02:32.320 --> 01:02:36.400
your experience, then you you grow
up. And I think the only way

871
01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:37.679
to do that is to actually go
outside. And I don't think these people

872
01:02:37.719 --> 01:02:40.880
do that. I really don't.
I don't believe Tim Pool leaves his compound.

873
01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:45.719
I don't believe this fucking I don't
believe this thumb looking for him,

874
01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:47.719
not for him. I don't look
bad for him. He's rich, he's

875
01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:52.639
fine, but like, no,
I can feel him cook. That's another

876
01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:54.760
thing I don't. I don't feel
bad for rich people. And that I'm

877
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:59.320
mad. That that might be very
that very much might be madness. And

878
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:01.880
that's fine. You can think that's
ridiculous, you can think that's absolutely ridiculous.

879
01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:06.480
But there but if that if there
was an option in like a role

880
01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:10.760
playing game that like let you like
you are remarkably unsympathetic to rich people,

881
01:03:12.039 --> 01:03:15.800
which opens up an extra dialogue tree
in every conversation you have with like a

882
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:21.079
mogul or a tech guy in this
game. The exactly, it's more it's

883
01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:22.960
more accommodating. So to me,
it's just like I don't know, I

884
01:03:23.239 --> 01:03:29.599
just to me, the one of
the biggest or one of the best arguments

885
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:34.400
I ever saw on this was like
it was like a conversation between this religious

886
01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:38.079
guy who like really had a problem
with with kind of gender identity stuff and

887
01:03:38.239 --> 01:03:42.960
some other guy, and the conversation
was like, you know, oh,

888
01:03:43.079 --> 01:03:45.519
well, you know science, this
this is like this new gender stuff is

889
01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:49.800
like that's not even science. It's
it's like a it's like a new religion.

890
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:53.239
And it's like, okay, so
it's not it's not science, but

891
01:03:55.280 --> 01:04:00.880
you it's it clearly makes certain people
feel better, right, Like it's it's

892
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:04.599
at the very least, it's like
a self affirming thing for people to kind

893
01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:11.480
of live their life by, like
like your religion. Right if like you

894
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:14.679
can't prove that anything about your religion
is accurate, you just kind of you

895
01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:19.000
just kind of believe in it because
it makes you feel better. You know,

896
01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:21.840
No but I mean what I'm saying
is like, even if it but

897
01:04:23.079 --> 01:04:25.400
let's say it's not science, like
for the sake of it, right,

898
01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:31.280
yeah, then it would be just
religion. Yes, And that's fine,

899
01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:35.480
is it not? I mean it
should, right, what's about it?

900
01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:40.000
It's not science, then it's religion. And if it's religion, it's fine.

901
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:45.360
What's fucked up about that is the
whole the whole gender spectrum it is.

902
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:49.519
It is infinitely less harmless, it's
not even it's harm less. And

903
01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:55.480
then religion, something that is respected, is extremely harmful objectively that we've seen

904
01:04:55.519 --> 01:04:58.119
this, that's what is funny about
it. And I've said this, I

905
01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:00.880
think on the first episode I ever
did as a guest. I think I

906
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:04.280
even compare gender gender spectrum to religion, where it's like a lot of it.

907
01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:08.199
I don't. I think it's silly. But you know, people are

908
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:11.760
allowed to do whatever they want and
you're not supposed to fucking chastise them and

909
01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:15.480
demonize them and try to artacize them
and make them pariahs and shit for having

910
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:18.800
a different thing that they practice culturally
or whatever the fuck and the thing is.

911
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:23.440
And what pisses me off because like
it is this is it's social science

912
01:05:23.519 --> 01:05:27.119
like gender, gender stuff is a
social science. And when you talk about

913
01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:30.119
it being a social construct, these
people that get so upset, But I

914
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:34.639
like, I use an example.
The best example I've ever seen was because

915
01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:38.599
you know, you don't change sex, it's biological, but gender is.

916
01:05:38.679 --> 01:05:44.920
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920
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:05.199
true is because if you and I
should her picture, there was a trans

921
01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:09.079
woman and a trans man. They
were standing outside the White House for whatever

922
01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:12.360
I don't remember what was going on, but they did not censor the trans

923
01:06:12.480 --> 01:06:15.519
man and the news and the media, but they censored the trans woman because

924
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:18.599
she was topless, but she was
covering her nipples, but they were still

925
01:06:18.760 --> 01:06:25.320
censoring her tits. But they didn't
censor the trans man's fucking topless chest,

926
01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:29.800
meaning that if we saw them as
the way that they wanted, like,

927
01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:31.760
oh no, that's still a woman
that's still a man. Then it would

928
01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:38.119
have been the opposite way. Societally
we treat the transom as a woman and

929
01:06:38.719 --> 01:06:42.320
right and so like they have to
when you bring that to the up to

930
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:45.320
them, like you have to conceive
that point that societally we have accepted this

931
01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:49.440
and you're just being incredibly obtuse,
like you need a catch up or like

932
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:54.480
you say, Chris, go the
fuck outside, because there's eight billion people

933
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:58.239
on this planet and most of them
don't give a flying fuck about any of

934
01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:02.440
this. Yeah, I I just
wish people got as angry at the things

935
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:04.639
they should be getting angry at.
Yes, you know what I mean,

936
01:07:04.880 --> 01:07:10.480
Like its just like fucking like like
like just like just fucking dude. Miss

937
01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:15.559
McConnell glitched out again. Joe Biden
wandered out of some fucking some metal like

938
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:20.880
Medal of Honor ceremony today. I
think, Yeah, he just wandered out

939
01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:24.760
in the middle of like this guy, this guy getting like a medal for

940
01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:28.559
like saving this. This is this
is why I was talking about, like

941
01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:30.480
what should talking about to because there's
a lot there was, like Joe Biden

942
01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:34.960
wandered out of something like Medal of
honor ceremony that was like honoring some guy

943
01:07:35.199 --> 01:07:41.119
for like savings. We could sea, we could save it. But like

944
01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:45.960
it's it's just an example of just
like you should be so furious that your

945
01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:51.199
leadership is this decrepit and this old, and that they're voting on your future

946
01:07:51.639 --> 01:07:55.920
despite the fact that they're fucking on
the one they're on a one way to

947
01:07:55.960 --> 01:07:59.840
get out of here man as we
speak. That should piss you off so

948
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:02.480
immensely, And it pisses me off
so much every time I see that ship,

949
01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:06.199
Like everything political that I see,
it's like just dan find scene like

950
01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:11.119
oh uh, dian Finstein's daughter is
now taking over her fucking role. It's

951
01:08:11.159 --> 01:08:15.399
like, what that that's allowed?
What are we talking about? Yea,

952
01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:20.920
she has so she dian Fancy is
so old that I think her daughter is

953
01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:28.039
basically acting as her basically, so
she's great. Yeah, it's fucking or

954
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:30.920
something to that effect, right where
its politicians are the only people on this

955
01:08:31.039 --> 01:08:34.840
planet that don't have to do their
jobs. Well bro, it's it's like

956
01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:41.359
also it's also just not fucking electoral
at all. They did elect your fucking

957
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:45.640
daughter exactly exactly that, Like these
are the things that should be bothering people

958
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:51.600
to this. Let me say something. There's a warning. It's a very

959
01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:55.159
simple warning. I'm not threatening,
but it's a warning for the future that

960
01:08:56.159 --> 01:09:00.119
Okay, this is a warning.
That's not a threat, but it is

961
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.680
a warning. It is a precautionary
tale. What happens is this, right,

962
01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:09.399
the powers that be are gonna keep
ignoring and going to please of the

963
01:09:09.439 --> 01:09:15.039
people. And what happened is that
that that that bottle is going to be

964
01:09:15.079 --> 01:09:19.159
opened right where people are gonna start
acting and no, no, it's gonna

965
01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:25.199
happen eventually, it's gonna opening.
Hear such a I think we are such

966
01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:31.880
a pacified public, and so I
thinks to getting angry or wasting our passion

967
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:35.039
on shit like this. I think
we are. I think we are a

968
01:09:35.079 --> 01:09:40.399
pacified public. But I think the
degree of struggle hasn't gotten bad enough for

969
01:09:40.479 --> 01:09:44.880
us to finally act. I think. But also all count on, all

970
01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:46.520
we can count on as good old
boys. We gotta get Mitch mcconnor to

971
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:49.960
get a name tag that has he
slashed him on it, and then they'll

972
01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:55.840
take care of Oh my god,
that's it. I've had enough of him.

973
01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:58.600
And then they'll get them. Then
they'll get No, they're gonna they're

974
01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.520
gonna what happen is that it's gonna
be period. I don't mind in the

975
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:04.159
middle when the middle when the middle
class dispears, stole all the money for

976
01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:10.800
real, when it's fully gone,
when people are struggling to eat. When

977
01:10:10.880 --> 01:10:15.399
when when it gets really bad,
like when there's no hope for who though

978
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:18.039
it's already really bad for a lot
of people, the entirety of the masses,

979
01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:25.920
like like forty unemployment when not cork
which, by the way, which

980
01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:30.039
by the way, will absolutely happen. It will happen like that infamomable to

981
01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:33.119
even think about it is crazy.
It is crazy. But I think I

982
01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:36.520
think it's like very like especially with
like AI advancing in the way that it

983
01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:40.279
is like accounting, like accounting jobs. A lot of a lot, like

984
01:10:40.399 --> 01:10:43.399
a lot of those jobs that a
lot of people do, are probably gonna

985
01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:47.239
go way away. The second stuff
starts getting even slightly more like what happens

986
01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:50.760
that happen is that it's gonna get
it's gonna get sadder. I think it's

987
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:58.319
gonna get worse. A month.
You are gonna start getting mad and they're

988
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:01.720
gonna start getting active. And then
what happened is that the politicians are not

989
01:11:01.880 --> 01:11:09.439
gonna act fast enough to please the
people. They're fast because they're not gonna

990
01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:12.239
believe They're not gonna believe it.
No, no, they're nona be like,

991
01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.039
no, not gonna do anything.
No. They It's so funny whenever

992
01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:18.279
we talk about whenever like uh,
and this isn't necessarily to have just like

993
01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:20.800
liberals or anything. It's I think
it's everybody. But like what everybody talks

994
01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:24.319
about the government. They talk about
how like ineffective they are, right,

995
01:11:24.399 --> 01:11:28.399
and and like how slow and how
like cumbersome, and how like there's so

996
01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:30.600
much bureaucracy and how it's like really
infective. And I agree with it largely.

997
01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:34.479
But then like, do you remember
when I can't remember if it was

998
01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:40.560
I can't remember if it was about
the voting ballots or oh, Supreme Court,

999
01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:43.119
the Supreme Court when this there was
like a Supreme Court justice that got

1000
01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:47.640
sworn into something and then their addresses
got leaked online or something and they were

1001
01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:51.920
like people outside of their houses kind
of like protesting at their fucking houses.

1002
01:11:53.439 --> 01:12:00.800
And then a few hours later they
passed legislation to make the illegal, to

1003
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:06.239
make that illegal. Yeah, like
hours bro faster than fucking spectrum responds to

1004
01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:11.279
my service calls. That's so like, they can do it, they just

1005
01:12:11.439 --> 01:12:14.319
have to be afraid to do it, which sucks. It's it sucks that

1006
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:17.680
fear has to be your only motivation. Didn't the right one? Person's people

1007
01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:20.520
that are gonna be like, I've
had enough and they're gonna get active,

1008
01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:25.880
And yeah, here's the problem.
Who you know who's gonna be the first

1009
01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:29.279
people to do that shit? Oh
yeah, and they're probably gonna do it

1010
01:12:29.359 --> 01:12:32.680
again for the wrong fucking reasons.
Like that's the that's the problem that I

1011
01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:38.239
have, because that's the one thing
because I'm like a lot of the country's

1012
01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:42.880
fired up enough already, but for
the dumbest fucking shit. Yeah, and

1013
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:45.479
so like and and even as things
continue to get worse, they're gonna be

1014
01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:48.800
more fired up by the dumbest shit
too. That I just there's like I

1015
01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:57.279
genuinely believe if fucking Mitch McConnell wore
a pronoun tag, somebody would be outside

1016
01:12:57.279 --> 01:13:00.199
of his house fire bombing it,
because that's all raise these people have gotten.

1017
01:13:00.920 --> 01:13:05.439
But even though he is ruined,
he has ruined, fucking he is.

1018
01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:10.840
He is largely responsible for ruining American
politics over the past cup few decades

1019
01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:15.000
and they don't give a fuck about
that. Yeah, and so now if

1020
01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:17.560
he has crazy, we're gonna deck
him because he can't response. He's on

1021
01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:23.680
responsive already. So we deck him
in and in a rainbow fucking uh business

1022
01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:26.079
suit. You know, we just
put a rainbow flag all over, we

1023
01:13:26.119 --> 01:13:29.319
put his pronouns on it, We
give him tits, we put a broaden

1024
01:13:29.399 --> 01:13:32.119
them too. Maybe we just wheel
him out, We wheel him out to

1025
01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:41.159
them, slaughter him like piranhas him. It's it's wild, And I don't

1026
01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:44.880
know the main the main takeaway,
the main takeaway, I would say,

1027
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:50.119
it's just like I look, I
remember being a kid with no experience,

1028
01:13:50.399 --> 01:13:57.159
living in my my parents' house,
not really having any life experience. And

1029
01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:00.920
I remember like twenty fourteen maybe was
like the last time that I can remember

1030
01:14:01.000 --> 01:14:05.039
making a video where I got like
genuinely angry about something really stupid, which

1031
01:14:05.079 --> 01:14:08.560
is like video game stuff. It
was all video like it inspired so much

1032
01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:12.319
passion in me, right because I
didn't fucking go outside. I had friends

1033
01:14:12.439 --> 01:14:15.800
and I did things, but like
I didn't really live like a like an

1034
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:20.000
actual like I wasn't like out seeing
crazy shit, you know, what I

1035
01:14:20.039 --> 01:14:23.640
mean, on a daily basis,
I didn't have to like pay for my

1036
01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:26.880
own like I didn't have to exist
in like the tax system. I didn't

1037
01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:29.079
have to you know what I mean, there was a completely fucking different time

1038
01:14:29.399 --> 01:14:33.880
and when after about what like nine
years of context and existing in the system

1039
01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:38.520
and kind of seeing the ins and
outs of it and interacting with plenty of

1040
01:14:38.600 --> 01:14:43.560
people from like all over the political
spectrum, it just like it provides you

1041
01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:49.319
with a a lot of perspective that
I think a lot of people don't have,

1042
01:14:49.800 --> 01:14:55.399
whether that be by choice or circumstance
or you know, what have you.

1043
01:14:56.319 --> 01:15:00.319
But the reason why that video of
this guy is so jarring to me

1044
01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:06.199
is because he's acting the way I
acted at like nineteen, as like a

1045
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:12.159
fucking forty year old. And that's
crazy because I can't imagine a forty year

1046
01:15:12.159 --> 01:15:17.840
old living a fraction of the life
I've lived. Like it's it's difficult to

1047
01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:21.279
conceptualize. Don't think. I don't
know if I don't know if he is

1048
01:15:21.319 --> 01:15:25.479
forty, I don't know like he
looks. I think he's in his forties.

1049
01:15:25.520 --> 01:15:27.680
Did he look at in his forties? What if what if he was

1050
01:15:27.720 --> 01:15:36.399
twenties? That was an eighteen year
old man. Bro, he just turned

1051
01:15:36.680 --> 01:15:41.640
He's like, I just got store
Field for my eight birthday and I have

1052
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:45.359
to put up with these fucking pronouns. And I beg yo, he's eighteen

1053
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:51.520
with his heart. I don't know, man, I just I want people

1054
01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:55.000
to I just look, there's a
place for passion, there's a place for

1055
01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:58.439
anger. I just I just wish
it was delicate a little bit more effectively

1056
01:15:58.520 --> 01:16:04.560
and more to the things that actually
have a material impact on every other person

1057
01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:11.279
as opposed to this, like that's
no one's no one's gonna give about a

1058
01:16:11.319 --> 01:16:15.199
shit about this. By the time
this episode goes live, probably you know,

1059
01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:18.319
probably like well over, but you
know with what will still be true

1060
01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:23.800
by the time this episode goes live
is the housing market is still fucked,

1061
01:16:24.279 --> 01:16:28.600
The economy is still fucked. Your
money is being stolen from you, fucking

1062
01:16:28.800 --> 01:16:31.560
nickel and dime out of your fucking
pocket all the time, you are being

1063
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:39.319
kept in a consistently recycled state of
debt on purpose, all the shit,

1064
01:16:39.960 --> 01:16:43.000
you know, And I get it, like it's not fun to talk about

1065
01:16:43.039 --> 01:16:45.279
that shit, and it's more fun
to talk about video games. And I

1066
01:16:45.359 --> 01:16:47.840
agree to I just I don't know. Maybe I've just done enough of that,

1067
01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:51.199
and I just like talking about the
cool shit, Like I like talking

1068
01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:54.880
about video games when I'm like excited
about them, or like when they're doing

1069
01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:58.600
something cool or when I like them
as opposed to just fucking flip it out

1070
01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:03.319
about dumb shit. Anyway, she
gets some questions, right, We got

1071
01:17:03.359 --> 01:17:08.119
a lot of We got a lot
in just two days. Yeah, so

1072
01:17:08.520 --> 01:17:13.840
there will probably be another question question
based extra AMMO in the near future.

1073
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:17.479
And if this episode was too political, don't worry. Next episode will not

1074
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:21.680
will very much not be because I
think we've spent all of our gas.

1075
01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:26.840
By the way, I would genuinely
like to talk to some of these people,

1076
01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:30.319
like I would genuinely like if I
could have like one of these people

1077
01:17:30.399 --> 01:17:32.119
on like stream or something, just
to talk to them. Yeah, And

1078
01:17:32.119 --> 01:17:34.279
I'm not and I mean that sincere
like, I'm not trying to debate you.

1079
01:17:34.319 --> 01:17:38.600
I'm not trying to like like I'm
not trying to like I'm not trying

1080
01:17:38.640 --> 01:17:41.319
to like dunk on like I would. I would genuinely like to talk to

1081
01:17:41.359 --> 01:17:45.600
these people because I just want to
know what the real perspective is, like,

1082
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:48.520
like what what what the core issue
is, and I'm sure there's going

1083
01:17:48.560 --> 01:17:51.800
to be a lot of obfuscation and
a lot of like not being honest about

1084
01:17:51.800 --> 01:17:56.039
what their real problems are. But
regardless, I think that would be interesting.

1085
01:17:56.079 --> 01:17:58.720
Maybe I'll try to I'm trying to
find and devour your family, bro,

1086
01:17:59.640 --> 01:18:02.000
I'm to find. I'm trying to
find. You're gonna get on here

1087
01:18:02.039 --> 01:18:06.079
and I'm gonna catch your scent via
digital and I'm gonna fucking find and eat

1088
01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:10.039
your kids. You better not show
up on here. You're in danger.

1089
01:18:10.279 --> 01:18:16.640
You're in a lot of danger.
Gay Jonah Jamison, ga Gage Gayly,

1090
01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:21.560
Jonah Games and Jage, editor of
The Gaily Bugle. That's a badass.

1091
01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:28.760
I love that Gaily. That's so
gay. I honestly, can I say

1092
01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:31.920
something I can't believe I've never heard
Gaily Bugle up until this day. It's

1093
01:18:32.079 --> 01:18:38.479
crazy to me, my ass spider
man, I can't even I can believe

1094
01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:42.079
I didn't hear that as like like
serious, I don't know, Like do

1095
01:18:42.119 --> 01:18:45.399
you remember when when fucking Miles Mora
Alice was I don't know if this is

1096
01:18:45.439 --> 01:18:47.119
still true, but like I remember
initially he was like by or whatever,

1097
01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:53.279
he was never by. I'm pretty
sure he was. That was a big

1098
01:18:53.399 --> 01:18:57.039
That was a big fucking thing.
Is that people people people were asking if

1099
01:18:57.039 --> 01:19:00.079
he was by. He was never
bisexual. It was brought up because of

1100
01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:03.119
the fact that his mom thought he
was by because of how close he was

1101
01:19:03.199 --> 01:19:08.680
with Gankey. But it's because person
that knows he's what you call it.

1102
01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:12.479
Yeah, I'll never buy. I'd
be fine with that too. If he

1103
01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:14.560
was bisexual, I'm like, that's
cool, that's why he has so much

1104
01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:20.039
style. I honestly, you can
tell you version. I really up and

1105
01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:24.960
up until this moment, I genuinely
assumed Miles Morales is just a bisexual person.

1106
01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:29.119
You'd be like, I just assumed
that because I just read an article

1107
01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:30.079
a long time ago about that being
true and I was like, okay,

1108
01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:34.479
and then it just would I would
I would like if he was buy because

1109
01:19:34.479 --> 01:19:38.880
I'd beat his more obviously more like
you know, representation for a character.

1110
01:19:39.479 --> 01:19:46.039
But it would be better if he
was bisexual and completely disrespectful, like right

1111
01:19:46.119 --> 01:19:50.159
now, right now, and start
right now, right now in Starfield,

1112
01:19:50.199 --> 01:19:54.560
I got married and I'm already flirting
with someone, like some random other person,

1113
01:19:54.680 --> 01:19:57.880
Like I'm being such a I'm being
such a bastard in this game.

1114
01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:00.760
There's no concept like, dude,
I love you like you're the best thing

1115
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:05.319
that's ever happened to me. Now
go on this ship and survey that system

1116
01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:12.279
real far away because me and me
and Andresa have a mission here. Yeah.

1117
01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:17.039
Yeah, that lets you be such
a dickhead. You can separate the

1118
01:20:17.079 --> 01:20:20.159
women. You could just put women
on separate ships so they can't interact with

1119
01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:26.760
each other, so they never catch
on. It's so diabol you can do

1120
01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:31.960
this shit. But anyway, that's
real talk, man, It's so dastardly.

1121
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:35.920
Yeah, but oh, anyway,
fucking Gaily bugle Man wrote in He's

1122
01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:39.640
and he goes, What's up?
Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and David

1123
01:20:39.680 --> 01:20:43.880
Spade, do you guys have an
irrational hatred or fear of something but can't

1124
01:20:43.960 --> 01:20:48.119
explain why? In the second grade, I intensely hated tour guides, especially

1125
01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:51.079
the kind that take you on tour
busses. I think I view them the

1126
01:20:51.119 --> 01:20:54.920
same way people view telemarketers and did
this day. I have no idea why.

1127
01:20:55.560 --> 01:21:00.399
That's a fucking fascinating I hate to
imagine. Should you understand that like

1128
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:04.760
a tour Guys that gave me a
tour and there's this little kid glaring just

1129
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:14.640
a death. I hate you.
He's like baring his teeth. What's wrong

1130
01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:18.960
with this kid? Guys, bro, I'm sorry. If you just keep

1131
01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:21.840
yours, he won't hurt you.
He just baring his teeth at you,

1132
01:21:23.119 --> 01:21:25.920
barking. You're like, yo,
what the fuck's up with this kid?

1133
01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:30.680
I went on like a little tour
thing and a Kettlen island, and I

1134
01:21:31.560 --> 01:21:35.760
hate it because it was his bus. And there's this one part where I

1135
01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:40.640
hated it so much that it was
so narrow, like on a cliff like,

1136
01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:44.279
and then the whole idea was to
scare everybody like, oh, we

1137
01:21:44.439 --> 01:21:47.319
could fall over, And I was
like, this is so irresponsible, because

1138
01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:51.680
what if, like this guy gets
a fucking cramp or something and actually hits

1139
01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:56.319
the gas and kills us. Like
it was. It was such an upsetting

1140
01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:58.680
thing that I didn't know that was
going to be a part of the tour.

1141
01:21:58.960 --> 01:22:01.760
I mean I was, I was
young, and that is maybe a

1142
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:06.000
reason. Maybe something happened to that
guy and he doesn't remember that made him

1143
01:22:06.079 --> 01:22:12.039
like, oh, this irresponsible bitch, like or or you know, being

1144
01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:15.880
being away from your house wanting to
play video games and you have to go

1145
01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:18.079
on some stupid tour thing and see
some shit that you don't want to see.

1146
01:22:18.439 --> 01:22:20.279
So maybe he just hated that.
I don't know. I'm just trying

1147
01:22:20.319 --> 01:22:25.640
to think of a reason why this
guy has a hatred for these this type

1148
01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:29.840
of shit. I hate what I've
always hated. I've always never liked them,

1149
01:22:29.880 --> 01:22:31.359
I've never liked the I've never been
I wanted to be around. I'm

1150
01:22:31.399 --> 01:22:34.479
not into I'm not into the sound
of toothbrushers anymore. I don't know why.

1151
01:22:35.319 --> 01:22:39.560
The only thing I can think about
is I switched to electric toothbrush is

1152
01:22:39.640 --> 01:22:43.079
like, I don't know, late
high school and then for now, when

1153
01:22:43.119 --> 01:22:45.680
I hear people brush their teeth,
it just it makes me cringe, and

1154
01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:50.359
I it's the weirdest thing. But
it's not hatred. It's just like a

1155
01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:54.760
It's just the closest thing I can
think of, like an irrational something,

1156
01:22:54.920 --> 01:22:57.479
you know what I mean. It's
not a hatred or really a field.

1157
01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:00.479
I'm trying to figure out something odd
because I don't really hate anything. I

1158
01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:04.199
don't I don't. I don't live
passion enough for life to hate. I

1159
01:23:04.279 --> 01:23:10.159
would I would I say this,
and ironically I would attack Matt Walsh if

1160
01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:13.239
I saw him in the streets,
I would I would do it, you

1161
01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:20.880
know, like so light skinning black
people. I guess I'm so crazy totally.

1162
01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:27.600
Oh my god, you feel do
you feel like they're just like fence

1163
01:23:27.640 --> 01:23:31.359
sitters. It's just like you gave
up, you gave up the best.

1164
01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:33.920
They gave up one of our best
traits. You know, why would you

1165
01:23:33.960 --> 01:23:36.079
do that? I would do?
Willingly? Be born the way you are

1166
01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:43.039
willingly? Like like all the time, I told all the time, our

1167
01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:45.319
kids are light skinned. They're her
kids, not mine. I don't know

1168
01:23:45.319 --> 01:23:47.840
how how are they not gonna be
okay, all right, they might be.

1169
01:23:47.960 --> 01:23:50.039
They might be born your color or
something like that. You never know,

1170
01:23:50.159 --> 01:23:55.319
I might be so I'm so she
might lose. She might lose.

1171
01:23:55.439 --> 01:23:59.039
They might get all the burned the
burned Mexican jeans, and he might have

1172
01:23:59.119 --> 01:24:03.119
become dark skinned. Man, we
just we just turned into like a fucking

1173
01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:06.800
jud cast, like really fast,
You're perfect. As I lift them up

1174
01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:11.319
to the sky, look at you. You're perfect. That's That's the great

1175
01:24:11.319 --> 01:24:16.880
thing about this show is that it's
a fucking clusterfuck economy. Economy. We're

1176
01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:21.640
like, we're we're being like super
progressive trying to defend the pronoun thing at

1177
01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:25.000
least be like this is a silly
and all of a sudden, you know,

1178
01:24:25.159 --> 01:24:29.319
I kind of hate legs, But
I think most I think most people

1179
01:24:29.359 --> 01:24:30.159
are like that. Though. I
think that's I think that's the thing.

1180
01:24:30.239 --> 01:24:34.880
It's no, no, but I
think it most. I do think.

1181
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:39.000
I do think the majority of people
like to joke about this ship. I

1182
01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:41.760
do think that's true. I think
a lot of people have I think a

1183
01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:45.560
lot of people will come up with
something and the comfort of their own homes

1184
01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:48.439
and the cover to their own friend
groups that cannot leave that circle because they

1185
01:24:48.520 --> 01:24:51.800
understand the implications of it. That's
why that fucking meme is so popular.

1186
01:24:51.840 --> 01:24:56.920
They're fucking like, oh they've disc
the discord got leaked or whatever. You

1187
01:24:57.000 --> 01:25:00.119
know, it's always fucking people are
we have to go? I just I

1188
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:09.760
wish people just accepted like that every
that we all have this dark part of

1189
01:25:09.920 --> 01:25:15.520
us that enjoys morbid humor, like
we all want people pretending like it's not

1190
01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:19.840
true for everybody thoughts meme right,
and it got forty five thousand likes and

1191
01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:23.800
I was like, oh god,
damn, it's real, man. I

1192
01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:26.920
remember being it's funny. I forget
that it's real subtested because I'm so like

1193
01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:30.199
we we have our own friend group
and we consider ourselves fucking out of pocket.

1194
01:25:30.439 --> 01:25:35.279
But I remember going home, like
with my family and like because that

1195
01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:38.520
was around the time I went to
New York and I spent time with my

1196
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:42.600
family, around the time the submarine
went down and exploded, and my whole

1197
01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:48.119
family was laughing at that shit,
like every single Chris. Granted, granted,

1198
01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:55.279
your dad would have absolutely been friends
with us. Your daddy absolutely your

1199
01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:59.520
dad sense of humor. It is
absolutely our sense of humor too. Your

1200
01:25:59.600 --> 01:26:01.680
dad made one time about a kid
picking up a condom and is that we

1201
01:26:01.760 --> 01:26:06.319
can't save them anymore, and I'm
shooting the kid. Your dad made that

1202
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:11.439
joke, and I couldn't stop laugh
Look, don't dock my dad's jokes.

1203
01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:15.880
But yeah, I don't know,
man. But as far as I don't

1204
01:26:15.880 --> 01:26:17.760
know, I don't think I have
any I think all of my fears are

1205
01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:21.680
very rational. Like I don't I
don't have an irrational fear that I can

1206
01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:30.000
that I can identify. Yeah,
I like I'm not I guess I'm like

1207
01:26:30.640 --> 01:26:35.279
like claustrophobic, but like it's also
not a rational though I also don't.

1208
01:26:35.359 --> 01:26:38.800
But like I don't think I'm claustrophobic. You would, to the degree that

1209
01:26:38.880 --> 01:26:42.079
most people who would say they're claustrophobic
are claus phobic. Like I'm fine in

1210
01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:44.880
an elevator, you know what I
mean, or like in a small room.

1211
01:26:45.119 --> 01:26:46.600
The thing to me is like if
I went, here's what I'm afraid

1212
01:26:46.640 --> 01:26:51.319
of. I'm afraid of waking up
in a coffin. That scares the shit

1213
01:26:51.359 --> 01:26:55.880
out of me. That that concept
scared. But I also know that that's

1214
01:26:55.920 --> 01:26:58.760
impossible. That's what I mean exactly, So it's not it's not like a

1215
01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:01.760
unique I do have a rational fear. That's forgot. Getting hit by a

1216
01:27:01.800 --> 01:27:09.000
ghost car? Absolutely yeah, man, Like you ever you ever crossed the

1217
01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:12.119
street late at night there's nobody there, and you're like, bro, wouldn't

1218
01:27:12.119 --> 01:27:14.399
be fucked up if like a ghost
card account, no one hits you,

1219
01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:16.199
and then there's no evidence that anything
hits you. Wait, wait, what

1220
01:27:16.359 --> 01:27:19.239
is a ghost car? So you
know what a ghost train is? Right?

1221
01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:23.640
Or ghost ship? There's a fucking
ghost car? Oh my god,

1222
01:27:25.720 --> 01:27:30.359
that is so fucking insane, you
know what I have never I have actually

1223
01:27:30.159 --> 01:27:33.399
a video of that and being in
awe. I'm like, oh shoot,

1224
01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:40.520
I have never once even thought about
the concept of a ghost car that has

1225
01:27:40.640 --> 01:27:45.560
that. That concept has never once
crossed my mind. Scary idea. It

1226
01:27:45.640 --> 01:27:46.840
was a scary idea if you live
on a main's road, like I live

1227
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:50.479
on a main road, right,
imagine a car coming into your living room.

1228
01:27:50.960 --> 01:27:56.079
That ship would that would I always
needs to think about that. I

1229
01:27:56.119 --> 01:28:00.720
always to think about that. We
lived in a side road. It wasn't

1230
01:28:00.720 --> 01:28:01.640
like I mean, but like I
would think about that on my way to

1231
01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:05.800
school because we would drive like and
it would be thinks like these like right

1232
01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:10.279
angle turns and like right at the
right angle turn, it's like a house

1233
01:28:10.279 --> 01:28:13.319
and I'm like, bro, that's
like, I hope that house was cheap.

1234
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:20.039
That's a dude. I remember being
like in seventh grade. I think

1235
01:28:20.079 --> 01:28:25.159
it was two thousand and six.
I was on a school bus that literally

1236
01:28:25.359 --> 01:28:30.760
crashed into the front stoop of some
building because it was like one of those

1237
01:28:30.840 --> 01:28:32.800
like right, it was one of
those right angle fucking streets. It was

1238
01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:36.119
like a Tetris piece And we just
sat there on the bus for like two

1239
01:28:36.199 --> 01:28:41.880
hours, waiting for like authorities together
because like I guess, school buses are

1240
01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:46.600
difficult to relocate when they're fucked up, but wild. I always think about

1241
01:28:46.600 --> 01:28:48.920
that now. I always think about
cars going through people's windows. There was

1242
01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:53.520
also an episode of Everybody Else Raman
about that that I'm weirdly remembering right the

1243
01:28:53.800 --> 01:28:56.640
right the idea of a car and
nipping your living room and you got to

1244
01:28:56.720 --> 01:29:00.680
deal with that is crazy that I
think about the people that unlucky enough to

1245
01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:09.479
get hit by the car in their
house. Like you're minding video that.

1246
01:29:09.720 --> 01:29:14.960
Did you see the video that one
random house exploding in Russia in Pennsylvanian Pennsylvania.

1247
01:29:15.039 --> 01:29:18.319
Oh no, I did not say
that, dude. It was like

1248
01:29:18.399 --> 01:29:21.319
a fucking bomb went off and it
was just like, I guess nobody they

1249
01:29:21.319 --> 01:29:24.439
don't know how it happened yet,
but like it's just like an entire house

1250
01:29:24.479 --> 01:29:28.199
gone. I'm just like, what
that sounds like some dumb ass kid doing

1251
01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:31.119
something stupid in the basement. Yeah, that's what it sounds like, trying

1252
01:29:31.159 --> 01:29:33.960
to make a rail gun, trying
to make a rail gun in his house.

1253
01:29:34.520 --> 01:29:38.439
Some kid brewing potions in the bathtub. He's like, I'm gonna max,

1254
01:29:38.640 --> 01:29:41.720
I'm gonna make shampoo and body wash, and then a little bit of

1255
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:47.399
Lisa, and he does it.
He does it, and he sees electricity

1256
01:29:47.560 --> 01:29:51.039
visibly and he's like, what's going
on? And then his house has gone,

1257
01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:56.119
his mom's gone, his dad's gone, his dog's gone, everyone's away.

1258
01:29:56.560 --> 01:30:00.399
He made a portal, but it
looked like an explodes. It's you

1259
01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:05.199
know, it is it is a
portal in some ways. Yeah, there's

1260
01:30:05.199 --> 01:30:08.079
I have to have another ration.
I have to have one thing that's like,

1261
01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:13.560
actually rash, I'm afraid of being
gay. Oh no, I'm afraid

1262
01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:16.279
of that has to be something not
just go go to the next one.

1263
01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:20.640
Probably I'm talking. Yeah, okay, Keith David, but in Spanish,

1264
01:30:21.119 --> 01:30:31.880
let's go Keith David. Hello,
honorary Mexican, Mexican by marriage and not

1265
01:30:32.119 --> 01:30:40.439
Mexican. Wait, who's Derek must
be honorary Mexican? I guess because yeah,

1266
01:30:40.439 --> 01:30:45.119
you must be, though, I
mean you're the only one that applies

1267
01:30:45.119 --> 01:30:54.000
to so yes, uh, you're
Mexican, Mexican American. Now you're Mexican.

1268
01:30:54.079 --> 01:30:57.239
No I'm not. I'm Puerto Rican
and Jamaican Caribbean. You're married to

1269
01:30:57.279 --> 01:31:00.680
a Mexican. When you marry Amican, you're you're you are that. I'm

1270
01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:06.359
not a troll as I start going
bad and getting loss loke shades, I

1271
01:31:06.439 --> 01:31:12.159
got sucking high high on. I'd
love to see dude the next event,

1272
01:31:12.560 --> 01:31:20.560
like whatever is going on? Can
we please? Can we please straighten your

1273
01:31:20.600 --> 01:31:29.399
hair for for an episode? Let's
go. We do what we do when

1274
01:31:29.439 --> 01:31:31.279
we when we do this, when
we do the big thing we're gonna do.

1275
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:33.520
I'll straight in my hair for the
first episode of that, I promise.

1276
01:31:34.680 --> 01:31:40.279
Okay, alright, because that image, like I understand it would be

1277
01:31:40.279 --> 01:31:45.039
like fucking ridiculous, but that would
probably be the funniest image probably, hear

1278
01:31:45.119 --> 01:31:48.199
me. I can't, I really, I sincerely, I can't imagine I

1279
01:31:48.319 --> 01:31:54.439
can I can't imagine you as anything. I can't imagine you with straight hair.

1280
01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:56.600
What do we give them just straight
up straight hair? Or does he

1281
01:31:56.680 --> 01:31:58.960
make like a pompadoor? What does
he do with it? It's it's it's

1282
01:31:59.000 --> 01:32:06.920
gotta be like like like taking back, like no like this, yeah yeah,

1283
01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:14.560
like it's gotta be like pierce the
veil and he's gonna sing yeah,

1284
01:32:14.680 --> 01:32:15.960
yeah, yeah, that'll be good. I'll do it. I'll do it.

1285
01:32:16.039 --> 01:32:23.079
I'll grow my hair out and I'll
do anything. All right, What

1286
01:32:23.199 --> 01:32:26.920
do we got? Oh wait,
what did he say? Out of all

1287
01:32:26.960 --> 01:32:30.119
the Internet, Out of all the
Internet, there duels you've had the misfortune

1288
01:32:30.159 --> 01:32:34.159
to cross, which one do you
think would be the most entertaining to see

1289
01:32:35.319 --> 01:32:39.800
in a televised trial? Oh my
god, dude, Ethan Ralph. Easily.

1290
01:32:40.800 --> 01:32:43.439
Like if there was like an O. J. Simpson Tier trial for

1291
01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:46.159
Ethan Ralph, that would be like, we would not stop talking about it.

1292
01:32:46.680 --> 01:32:49.399
And I'm not talking about like us. I'm not talking about us.

1293
01:32:49.479 --> 01:32:55.000
I mean like we as a society
because there's imagine all of the stuff that

1294
01:32:55.000 --> 01:32:57.840
we know about this guy went mainstream
and then your mom knew about it,

1295
01:32:57.920 --> 01:33:00.279
and then your dad knew about it. He's like, did he really?

1296
01:33:00.640 --> 01:33:06.880
Does he really look like that?
Dude? I tell you that before that,

1297
01:33:08.279 --> 01:33:13.399
I am confident he would be more
famous than Tiger King. I am,

1298
01:33:13.680 --> 01:33:17.920
oh yeah, easily, easily would
have been a Yeah, I believe

1299
01:33:19.359 --> 01:33:23.239
so much. Yeah. Yeah,
It's so much deeper and it's still going.

1300
01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:26.359
Dude. It's to the point where
Jojo didn't know shit about Ethan Roff

1301
01:33:26.439 --> 01:33:29.399
until I started telling her a few
things. It's to the point where she

1302
01:33:29.560 --> 01:33:31.680
told me the other day, oh
my god, have you been catching up

1303
01:33:31.720 --> 01:33:34.880
with Ethan Roff and I was like, no, I've I've been really busy.

1304
01:33:35.279 --> 01:33:38.199
And she was so like, I
can't wait to tell you. And

1305
01:33:38.239 --> 01:33:40.119
I was like, well, I
was like, let me. I want

1306
01:33:40.159 --> 01:33:43.000
to catch up on my own,
then we'll discuss. But she was like

1307
01:33:43.520 --> 01:33:46.880
excited and and and to be fair, I still haven't. I haven't caught

1308
01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:49.920
up all the way yet. So
I'm excited too for us to catch up

1309
01:33:49.960 --> 01:33:55.039
on the ship because he's the kift
that keeps on giving. Dude, it

1310
01:33:55.199 --> 01:34:00.239
is he's like he's like he's like
he's like a diet Christian where it's like

1311
01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:04.479
there's enough, there's enough there that
it's like it's a lot and it's it

1312
01:34:04.640 --> 01:34:08.840
keeps there, keeps there, there's
a lot more that keeps happening. But

1313
01:34:08.960 --> 01:34:13.720
also it's more manageable. You know, Chris Chanes goes back so far like

1314
01:34:14.800 --> 01:34:17.720
Christian, Chris chan gets sad.
You start feeling bad exactly. I don't

1315
01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:21.279
feel never feel bad. You're just
like, ha ha, I hope it

1316
01:34:21.319 --> 01:34:28.600
gets worse. I've never I cut
due. I keep thinking of like when

1317
01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:31.800
when it like the Portuguese people are
plotting out how to get him back over

1318
01:34:31.880 --> 01:34:36.039
to Portugal so they can beat him
up again, like they're like that being

1319
01:34:36.119 --> 01:34:42.039
like a national treasure, like the
national holiday. Get Ethan whoever whoever gets

1320
01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:45.560
Ethan Ralph back to Portugal becomes like
the fucking governor something like that, then

1321
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:51.279
the gig of Portugal and get a
fucking reinstate, fucking monarchies. My family

1322
01:34:51.359 --> 01:34:58.560
has got Ralph back here forty every
year. Every year he fucking gets tricked

1323
01:34:58.600 --> 01:35:02.399
to come back. You know what. You know what had just she had

1324
01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:06.600
just tagged me and something. This
has has nothing to do with anything we

1325
01:35:06.680 --> 01:35:09.680
were talking about. It. It's
not really evg of a deal. But

1326
01:35:09.800 --> 01:35:12.439
like I just I want to mention
this. Have you guys been keeping up

1327
01:35:12.439 --> 01:35:15.600
at all with like the the what
is it the GOP primaries or whatever,

1328
01:35:15.760 --> 01:35:20.119
because the highlights of the first debate. Yeah, yeah, so it's it's

1329
01:35:20.159 --> 01:35:24.680
just a it's a bunch of fucking
dorks. But there was there's this guy,

1330
01:35:25.079 --> 01:35:33.600
Vivic Vivicwali or whatever. Yeah,
it's it's Vivic Vivic Ramaswamy. Yeah,

1331
01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:36.159
Vics a cool name, by the
way, even though it sounds like

1332
01:35:36.199 --> 01:35:46.239
a destiny. Yeah yeah, varicks
uh so it says Politico asked vivicram Ramaswamy

1333
01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:48.159
to make a I don't know,
that's so hard for me to say that

1334
01:35:48.279 --> 01:35:56.560
name to make a playlist. Ah, of course, do you see it

1335
01:35:57.439 --> 01:35:59.640
up? No, I haven't seen
it, but I just know what's on

1336
01:35:59.720 --> 01:36:05.800
it. Yeah, so yeah,
So it's so it's imagine dragons fucking twice,

1337
01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:10.560
which is crazy. So it's like
this believer by imagine dragons and thunder.

1338
01:36:11.920 --> 01:36:19.439
It's the worst one. And then
it's this is the most pretentious,

1339
01:36:19.479 --> 01:36:23.800
fucking I hate this. Fucking let's
hear it. I want I want to

1340
01:36:23.800 --> 01:36:25.479
hear all this ship. Where is
it? I want to see this.

1341
01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:30.640
Okay, I can send it to
you, copy link, put in the

1342
01:36:30.680 --> 01:36:35.960
little riverside check. I've barely been
paying attention to any of this because I

1343
01:36:36.039 --> 01:36:40.680
just I don't care who wins the
Republican Well, it's gonna be Trump,

1344
01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:44.239
so like whatever, exactly unless unless
he gets like shived in jail or some

1345
01:36:44.319 --> 01:36:46.239
shit. Unless somebody picks him up
and tears him in half like a fucking

1346
01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:57.600
Mortal Kombat fatality. Oh bob,
he said, that's his last words.

1347
01:36:59.479 --> 01:37:06.279
This, oh Bob, he gets, he gets, he gets ripped in

1348
01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:11.560
half like like uh, like spider
Man. When Spider Man does it to

1349
01:37:11.680 --> 01:37:15.479
Wolverine, Wolverine shadows. Yes,
he rips, he rips him in half.

1350
01:37:15.520 --> 01:37:19.079
It's such a fucking ridiculous game.
He ripped in half Wolverine. A

1351
01:37:19.119 --> 01:37:24.880
guy with adamantium skeleton like Spider Man, Like, what something that folk can't

1352
01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:30.199
do? Like? Okay, So
in defense of that, I think that

1353
01:37:30.279 --> 01:37:33.239
could happen. That cannot he cannot. I think that can happen because his

1354
01:37:33.439 --> 01:37:41.399
bones are adamantium. His skeleton is
entirely cold with alma adamantium, so that

1355
01:37:42.319 --> 01:37:46.960
the bending spine isn't but the spine
isn't directly connected to each other. Chris,

1356
01:37:47.159 --> 01:37:50.720
Chris, and I mean there's like
membrane, the bending poligaments and his

1357
01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:56.640
spine are still adamantium. There's still
am You can't yees, so you can't

1358
01:37:56.880 --> 01:38:01.560
pull him apart, and it doesn't
work. But you have to the full

1359
01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:06.520
freeze. You have to drown him. You have to What about his Can

1360
01:38:06.560 --> 01:38:10.479
you peel his skin off? Yeah? Yeah, it's his skin? Is

1361
01:38:10.520 --> 01:38:14.680
it's his skin? Well? Can't
you just making a skeleton? Yeah,

1362
01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:19.279
he'll grow back. But sometimes it's
happened before, another time it doesn't happen.

1363
01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:24.399
It's it's comic books has been written
by so many people that I honestly,

1364
01:38:24.439 --> 01:38:27.680
I kind of don't. I don't
like that. It's not I don't.

1365
01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:30.920
I don't like that it's not just
his bones. I feel like it

1366
01:38:30.000 --> 01:38:33.079
should just be his bones. You
shouldn't like it because he's overpowered as ship,

1367
01:38:33.279 --> 01:38:38.640
because that's of him. That's why
he does the fuckory he does anyway.

1368
01:38:39.359 --> 01:38:41.479
Anyway, So I sent I sent
this, I sent this thing.

1369
01:38:43.079 --> 01:38:47.079
The Politico voc from a Swami playlist. It's Lose Yourself by Eminem. Of

1370
01:38:47.239 --> 01:38:54.399
course if you already performed that live
Yeah, Yeah, Who's Rondo Rondola Ala

1371
01:38:54.479 --> 01:38:59.840
Turka by Mozart? No one really
listens to Mozarts. Ramsack. Here this

1372
01:39:00.039 --> 01:39:03.239
guy just being out fucking pompous.
Then if he looks then it's then it's

1373
01:39:03.279 --> 01:39:09.239
fall out. Boy with centuries,
by the way, looks like this dude

1374
01:39:09.279 --> 01:39:14.520
looks like a giant. He looks
like one of but Big. What does

1375
01:39:14.600 --> 01:39:17.640
he? I don't think so he
looks like one from the newer movies,

1376
01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:25.399
but big. I swear to God, I swear, I swear to God.

1377
01:39:25.439 --> 01:39:30.479
I swear to God. That is
that is so disrespectful. He looks

1378
01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:33.600
like he looks at one of the
modern movie. Doesn't like it made him

1379
01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:38.680
big case. He doesn't look like
Deep Roy. He's just Indian. He

1380
01:39:38.800 --> 01:39:43.840
looks like by like Deep Roy,
but big holy shit, that that was

1381
01:39:43.920 --> 01:39:47.479
the that's so out of bucket.
Oh my fucking god. Anyway, So

1382
01:39:47.560 --> 01:39:53.840
it's Centuries. It's Centuries by fucking
fall Away, which is such a it

1383
01:39:54.039 --> 01:39:58.000
looks like Goblin. Actually when I
look at him, he looks like Deep

1384
01:39:58.239 --> 01:40:00.920
Roy. If if you look at
him, it looks like he's like there's

1385
01:40:00.960 --> 01:40:04.520
a picture of him where he's he
does look I will say there is one

1386
01:40:04.600 --> 01:40:08.119
photo that comes up when you google
him that it's like the main one that

1387
01:40:08.159 --> 01:40:13.199
comes up where he does look like
like a disappointed villain. I don't know

1388
01:40:13.239 --> 01:40:15.800
anything about him, Like he might
be fine, but like, but this

1389
01:40:15.960 --> 01:40:19.039
playlist is fucking like. So it's
Centuries by fall Boy, which is by

1390
01:40:19.119 --> 01:40:24.520
the way, Centuries is just an
Imagine Dragon song. It is. It's

1391
01:40:24.560 --> 01:40:35.960
just like commercial Time, it's Commercialies, It's it's it's literally music does that

1392
01:40:36.039 --> 01:40:40.760
one. And then I Believe by
Imagine Dragons. It's Believer by Mad Dragon.

1393
01:40:40.840 --> 01:40:43.960
Then it's Joelene Dolly Pardon that's respectable. But also I feel like he's

1394
01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:48.119
pandering. I feel like it is, but I also feel like it's a

1395
01:40:48.159 --> 01:40:51.520
safe answer. Yeah you know what
I mean for them, Yeah, for

1396
01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:56.720
him. Yeah, So Thunder is
there obviously by Mad Dragons on Marble dream

1397
01:40:56.800 --> 01:41:00.560
On by Aerosmith. Of course,
he's just picking all the it's just the

1398
01:41:00.680 --> 01:41:03.560
top. It's just he just googled
a bunch of like popular artists and it

1399
01:41:03.640 --> 01:41:05.720
was like, what was it.
What's the number one song from each of

1400
01:41:05.760 --> 01:41:12.319
the right it's fucking and then Pastors
of Plenty by Woody Guthrie because of course

1401
01:41:13.079 --> 01:41:15.800
it's a Republican primary. You know, it's it's crazy, you know,

1402
01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:19.119
it's crazy. Dog Like if I
had the run for politics. They were

1403
01:41:19.159 --> 01:41:25.079
like, hey, mister Jamison,
what are your what are your favorite songs?

1404
01:41:28.960 --> 01:41:32.159
On one second, there's every All
of my favorite songs are either songs

1405
01:41:32.199 --> 01:41:39.199
that are like very heavily so influenced
or about some New York dude selling drugs.

1406
01:41:39.720 --> 01:41:43.159
Those are all my favorite songs.
And they'll be like, oh,

1407
01:41:43.479 --> 01:41:45.560
so, what what is your favorite
song. I'd be like, well,

1408
01:41:45.920 --> 01:41:50.079
I'm really partial to the song Hell
on Earth Too by Griselda, And they

1409
01:41:50.199 --> 01:41:57.079
put that song on during the they'd
be like they would they would I would

1410
01:41:57.119 --> 01:42:03.239
hear the song and they would hear
monkeys howling. Oh my god, what

1411
01:42:03.600 --> 01:42:08.319
is this? What good? That
would be such a good idea for a

1412
01:42:08.560 --> 01:42:12.640
for a sketch. Yeah, Like
like it's just like like rap music playing

1413
01:42:12.680 --> 01:42:15.239
at the Republican primaries, like everybody
everybody here or even just like in general,

1414
01:42:15.680 --> 01:42:18.840
like just rap music playing at a
club and it's like Grizelda and then

1415
01:42:18.920 --> 01:42:24.680
like a Republican walks in and he
just hears just just just jungles out jungle

1416
01:42:25.720 --> 01:42:30.439
jungle music. It's howling, and
everybody's like, you don't hear that,

1417
01:42:30.520 --> 01:42:33.000
but he's genuinely hear but he that's
genuinely like what he hears, like you

1418
01:42:33.079 --> 01:42:36.600
see it from his perspective and he
and it's not even like it's actually peaceful.

1419
01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:41.600
It's like it's almost like morning mood
like that, like that track,

1420
01:42:41.680 --> 01:42:46.359
but like there's like an occasional like
bird like likes like is this when we

1421
01:42:46.479 --> 01:42:53.159
realize that like extreme racism is actually
a condition, like actually like you get

1422
01:42:53.239 --> 01:42:56.159
infected by it, You get infected
with it, and once you're infected,

1423
01:42:56.239 --> 01:43:00.520
you can't you don't know, you
don't know something's wrong, and you're like,

1424
01:43:00.640 --> 01:43:02.159
Yo, what do you hear?
And he's like, I just share

1425
01:43:02.199 --> 01:43:05.880
howling apes, but I don't.
It's really apes. It's not like what

1426
01:43:06.039 --> 01:43:10.399
you think, like I'm not.
I don't mean, I don't want to

1427
01:43:10.520 --> 01:43:13.479
be like this. Wow, So
they could be cured. Bro, man,

1428
01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:23.760
we're getting curracism. Curracism. No, no humility, humility and conversation.

1429
01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:27.520
Bro. Really like no, it
really it really works. You just

1430
01:43:27.640 --> 01:43:30.680
can't. You can't meet it with
aggression. It's so easy too, it's

1431
01:43:30.760 --> 01:43:33.079
so easy to meet it with aggression, but you can't. That's why that

1432
01:43:33.159 --> 01:43:36.199
fucking jazz singer he's cured a bunch
of them. And I know how he's

1433
01:43:36.239 --> 01:43:42.840
done it consistently. He's done constantly, dog like. It's like it's not

1434
01:43:42.960 --> 01:43:45.600
even like a one off thing.
He kept how many ropes, dude?

1435
01:43:45.600 --> 01:43:49.800
That dude like has so many fucking
like clan ropes in his closet and it's

1436
01:43:49.840 --> 01:43:57.000
crazy he's defeated that without context,
like if you win, it's like he's

1437
01:43:57.039 --> 01:44:00.239
like a samurai. It's a samurai
that every time he beats another samurai takes

1438
01:44:00.279 --> 01:44:08.159
the sword, but he keeps winning. He kept It's my god, change

1439
01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:13.720
your name, change your name.
Holy shit, you when I'm seeing I

1440
01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:17.359
can't even I'm so disappointed I didn't
see this earlier because I would have loved

1441
01:44:17.359 --> 01:44:21.439
to talk about this. There's this
guy. So this guy is trending on

1442
01:44:21.479 --> 01:44:25.399
Twitter right now and he has a
viral tweet. It's got five hundred thousand

1443
01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:27.800
views, and it's him with his
wife. It's just some white guy with

1444
01:44:27.880 --> 01:44:30.880
his I guess like a non white
wife. I don't know. She looks

1445
01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:35.199
like she could be Hispanic or whatever. But it says people assume because of

1446
01:44:35.279 --> 01:44:39.319
my name that I fit into a
box of sorts. Meet my wife,

1447
01:44:39.600 --> 01:44:42.920
who has lots in common with me, and that's why we are great life

1448
01:44:42.920 --> 01:44:45.600
partners. We both are passionate about
what we believe. Love family, we

1449
01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:48.840
have seven kids between us, and
have fun in the in most things we

1450
01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:55.880
do. This guy's name is John
Hitler. Nice change it, No,

1451
01:44:56.279 --> 01:44:59.319
just change it. No, there's
two teas in it, which makes it

1452
01:44:59.399 --> 01:45:01.600
different. But where that would pride? Where your name and pride? Change

1453
01:45:01.640 --> 01:45:04.479
the name? Bro? He was
having to be missus Hitler and just like

1454
01:45:04.560 --> 01:45:11.079
being like listen, like every conversation
must be like Hitler. Why life,

1455
01:45:12.640 --> 01:45:15.760
It doesn't matter what the fuck it
is? Man? No, keep that

1456
01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:19.319
name, BROI why live your life
on hard mode? Dude? That is

1457
01:45:19.640 --> 01:45:26.399
no. Look, look, we
cannot allow the misfortunes of the terrible people

1458
01:45:26.439 --> 01:45:30.560
that exist. We can get these
words. That's why Michael George couldn't rock

1459
01:45:30.680 --> 01:45:33.000
his fucking Hitler stash. He did
it once in that Haynes commercial that he

1460
01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:38.399
didn't do it again. No,
it's over. That is giving them more

1461
01:45:38.439 --> 01:45:44.880
powder. I actually stand by this. I'm not kidd stand and then get

1462
01:45:44.920 --> 01:45:46.840
the star one. No, my
name, I wasn't born the name Hitler.

1463
01:45:47.239 --> 01:45:53.479
If my name support these people.
If my name was Kingston, if

1464
01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:57.199
my name was Adolph Jamison, that
would just be my name, all right.

1465
01:45:57.239 --> 01:46:00.520
I wouldn't let Hitler. He doesn't
dictate who I am. He's only

1466
01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:03.880
it's easy to say my name.
I feel like it's who doesn't have that

1467
01:46:04.039 --> 01:46:08.720
name. There's absolutely there's not a
day that goes by where somebody isn't calling

1468
01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:11.479
Steve Hitler and making fun of him
for it. Like it's impossible. Let's

1469
01:46:11.520 --> 01:46:14.399
put it this way. Let's put
it Thisby's the nicest guy ever. Let's

1470
01:46:14.399 --> 01:46:16.479
put it this way. I don't
think he has a choice. I knew

1471
01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:20.279
a guy and and I think I
might have told you guys this I knew.

1472
01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:24.960
I knew a guy in high school
name Adolpho, right, and when

1473
01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:29.760
I met him, Uh, he
looked like it was too dark to be

1474
01:46:29.800 --> 01:46:32.720
from our Detina. But but I
was hoping he was. You know,

1475
01:46:32.920 --> 01:46:34.880
you know what time people live in
our Justina. Man, they look a

1476
01:46:34.920 --> 01:46:41.680
little blonde, a little tall,
little little blonde starts sound like proud,

1477
01:46:42.239 --> 01:46:45.880
but whatever. But the first thing
I told this guy when I met him,

1478
01:46:45.880 --> 01:46:46.560
he's like a dolphin. I was
like, Oh, that's interesting.

1479
01:46:46.680 --> 01:46:49.359
Is your last name hit Laro?
And then he didn't laugh at all,

1480
01:46:49.960 --> 01:47:00.840
laugh at off at all. All. That must be the eighth time he

1481
01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:06.720
heard that joke that day, not
Aidolf, Like, yeah, it's not

1482
01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:13.560
even close. It is Adolf though, Like it's oh, it's just hispanic

1483
01:47:13.680 --> 01:47:21.600
Aidolf, That's all it is.
I love that man. I mean he

1484
01:47:21.720 --> 01:47:24.840
was small that I didn't beach up. If he was bigger, he would

1485
01:47:24.840 --> 01:47:29.119
have attack, but he was smaller
than a wink dude. I couldn't.

1486
01:47:29.760 --> 01:47:32.680
He'll best me. I would have
fucking wrote him like a skateboard. He

1487
01:47:32.800 --> 01:47:36.600
was fucking small. He would have
he'll best me. I'll deal with this

1488
01:47:36.760 --> 01:47:41.960
later, all right, So tell
him tell him Steve Davro and he says,

1489
01:47:41.960 --> 01:47:45.279
my favorite moment on the pod is
when you learned a CDC we're Australian.

1490
01:47:45.319 --> 01:47:50.439
Uh. He's still so weird after
weird you sing, after hearing you

1491
01:47:50.560 --> 01:47:54.119
sing the boys are back in town
in southern accents at the end of the

1492
01:47:54.159 --> 01:47:57.600
mass two extra ammo. That's an
extra amma for you guys. Just probably

1493
01:47:57.680 --> 01:48:00.479
check that out if you I'm here
to tell you you that that song was

1494
01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:04.920
written and sung by a black man
from Ireland. You're lying. You're lying.

1495
01:48:05.079 --> 01:48:08.640
You're lying, You're lying, You're
lying. Yeah, so I don't

1496
01:48:08.680 --> 01:48:13.479
believe this. You're looking up.
I didn't want to. I'm gonna look

1497
01:48:13.520 --> 01:48:16.079
this up real time. Have you
ever heard of a black person from what

1498
01:48:16.199 --> 01:48:19.239
you call it from the place in
London? Has this really dumb at which

1499
01:48:19.239 --> 01:48:25.159
place London has the really stupid accents? But like this, I don't know.

1500
01:48:25.680 --> 01:48:29.359
That sounds more like some Asians speak
to me. WHOA, that's what

1501
01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:32.319
you're doing? You know? Kind
of cook? I cannot you know,

1502
01:48:32.359 --> 01:48:38.279
I kind of cook. I forgot
where that it's something Vietnamese. It is

1503
01:48:38.439 --> 01:48:46.840
it is absolutely that is fucking that
ISNA find it there nigga. What my

1504
01:48:46.960 --> 01:48:53.279
look Chog said it was. He
sounds like, well, what I heard

1505
01:48:53.279 --> 01:48:57.640
there's a there's a black like that. Listen to fucking the Beatles. There's

1506
01:48:57.680 --> 01:49:03.640
a town they talk like this.
They talk like this. Okay, can

1507
01:49:03.680 --> 01:49:05.319
I ask you? Can I ask
you guys something? What is what is

1508
01:49:05.399 --> 01:49:09.880
the most Hicks song that you can
you can think of, like the most

1509
01:49:09.960 --> 01:49:16.640
like the most I've been selling ma
So no, no, no, not

1510
01:49:25.359 --> 01:49:28.399
the fucking that That is the song
that they played after lynchings bro, I'm

1511
01:49:28.439 --> 01:49:31.640
serve it. What about the Big
Rock Candy Mountains? Like ever heard that

1512
01:49:31.720 --> 01:49:36.119
song the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
It's like it's probably whenever I hear it,

1513
01:49:36.319 --> 01:49:40.479
the guy sounds like, I'm like, oh, this guy is he

1514
01:49:40.920 --> 01:49:45.520
he sweats racism because he just sounds
old and it sounds like maybe he was,

1515
01:49:45.640 --> 01:49:47.880
like, you know, born in
the nineteen hundred or something. But

1516
01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:55.359
the songs like in the Big Rock
Andy Mountains du Du Dung and like the

1517
01:49:55.479 --> 01:50:00.479
tune into it, like the cops
have wooden legs and something horror boiled it.

1518
01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:02.720
It's like it's just like a whole
fantasy of like everything's great, but

1519
01:50:02.800 --> 01:50:05.960
it's just very much like a like
a like a big big Iron on his

1520
01:50:06.039 --> 01:50:10.119
hip type. Yeah, time before
we had them here, everything was perfect

1521
01:50:10.159 --> 01:50:14.319
before exactly Old Brother weren't out.
It's on that soundtrack. It's on a

1522
01:50:14.359 --> 01:50:16.880
soundtrack to that movie. The song
that comes to my mind every time I

1523
01:50:16.960 --> 01:50:19.760
think of like a hick song for
whatever reason, because it doesn't really sound

1524
01:50:19.960 --> 01:50:24.760
that hicky. It doesn't sound like
it doesn't sound like you know, Big

1525
01:50:24.840 --> 01:50:30.439
Iron or you know any of that
stuff. But it's fucking uh. I

1526
01:50:30.479 --> 01:50:33.319
think it's bon Jovi that dead dead
or alive. Oh that yeah, yeah,

1527
01:50:33.399 --> 01:50:42.359
yeah, yeah, because I'm a
cowboy. Yeah, literally, like

1528
01:50:42.479 --> 01:50:51.920
I'm a cowboy. I'm fucking my
cousin because I'm wanted down. I'm just

1529
01:50:53.039 --> 01:50:56.920
kidding. I'm just playing around legal
no more, boy, you can't do

1530
01:50:57.119 --> 01:51:00.000
that. And then we just get
me and just kidding, we don't we

1531
01:51:00.279 --> 01:51:04.079
just getting weird. We love the
goddamn so the nerds. What about Home

1532
01:51:04.119 --> 01:51:15.720
by the Range? I think that's
the most hikish song ever range? Yeah,

1533
01:51:15.800 --> 01:51:21.880
oh yeah, I always got there. I was almost like, let's

1534
01:51:21.920 --> 01:51:26.039
move on. How dare you try
to not say it after that? Like

1535
01:51:27.000 --> 01:51:32.199
that, like that is the word
you just no? I said there was

1536
01:51:32.239 --> 01:51:39.079
a lot of extra ease and and
face it and trying to turn into up

1537
01:51:39.399 --> 01:51:47.039
at the very last moment. I
can't, I can't. Black. Irish

1538
01:51:47.119 --> 01:51:50.640
guy wrote that song It's disgusting,
I mean cool, I mean cool,

1539
01:51:55.520 --> 01:51:59.520
changing his name twice as often to
compensate for the new episode scheduling uh road.

1540
01:51:59.640 --> 01:52:01.840
And he said, if you could
play, if you could play sound

1541
01:52:01.840 --> 01:52:06.920
effects in other people's heads, what
would be on your soundboard? Obligatory vine

1542
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:11.880
boom and scot Scotland Forever ear rape. But I don't know what Scotland Forever

1543
01:52:12.000 --> 01:52:15.319
is. I do know the vine
boom if I could, if I could

1544
01:52:15.399 --> 01:52:21.039
assault people's brains directly with like high
fidelity like soundboard shit, if I could

1545
01:52:21.039 --> 01:52:26.039
spam soundboards into people's brains, I
would probably be put in prison. I

1546
01:52:26.119 --> 01:52:29.119
think, like, I don't think
I would use that power responsibly at all.

1547
01:52:29.640 --> 01:52:36.840
I would I would. I would
have police sirens. I would have

1548
01:52:36.920 --> 01:52:42.359
play sirens while they're like just just
at any point. I would have cars

1549
01:52:42.399 --> 01:52:45.479
honking in general, so I could
like beam it into like so I could

1550
01:52:45.520 --> 01:52:48.760
beam it into people's like cars when
they're like in the middle of traffic and

1551
01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:53.680
then they get they get angry at
each other. Oh my god, I

1552
01:52:53.760 --> 01:52:59.880
would What I would do is I
would do the down alone from Annihilation.

1553
01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:02.960
I would put that song on people
while they're buy themselves, whenever they're alone,

1554
01:53:03.159 --> 01:53:05.960
whenever they're buy themselves in't there trying
to be at peace? Oh,

1555
01:53:05.960 --> 01:53:10.640
when they're a little nervous and anxious
to begin with, I'd play that song

1556
01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:14.760
the fuck the night up like they
like they would go to bed. They'd

1557
01:53:14.760 --> 01:53:15.640
be going to bed and they have
like a stressful night and they're like,

1558
01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:18.239
for some reason, their minds playing
tissing them a little bit, and now

1559
01:53:18.239 --> 01:53:21.399
it's You're Blair in their head and
they'd be like, someone's here, someone

1560
01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:28.239
has to be here. People lose
their minds. I can't remember if it's

1561
01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:30.920
from Mortal Kombat two. Maybe it's
from two and three. I'm sure it's

1562
01:53:30.960 --> 01:53:38.720
three, but I would use you
here Luke King getting killed when when he

1563
01:53:38.880 --> 01:53:44.039
gets killed, it is the most
jarring fucking alliance. No, no,

1564
01:53:44.159 --> 01:53:46.640
no, this is fucking like Mortal
Kombat three or two. I'm sure it's

1565
01:53:46.680 --> 01:53:49.279
three. I don't know if it's
two as well, But the noise he

1566
01:53:49.479 --> 01:53:54.880
makes because it's it's so because this
is probably like Ed Boone making the noise,

1567
01:53:55.199 --> 01:53:58.760
so it's extra racist. I just
love how like because the way that

1568
01:53:59.079 --> 01:54:02.159
you know how Luke King sounds.
Yeah, so when he dies, when

1569
01:54:02.239 --> 01:54:10.479
he dies, like it is the
most like like. It is so fucking

1570
01:54:10.720 --> 01:54:15.720
like it is if you look at
them Kung woo when he throws his hat,

1571
01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:18.640
like, because he cuts you into
three pieces, so you you you

1572
01:54:18.840 --> 01:54:23.520
scream three times on a row,
which is obviously you shouldn't, but he

1573
01:54:24.000 --> 01:54:27.279
cuts you into three pieces. And
when he does it to Luke Kang,

1574
01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:30.239
it is the most jarring but funniest
thing ever. And I want that to

1575
01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:34.880
loop in people's heads because it is
the it's, it's, it's, it's

1576
01:54:35.159 --> 01:54:40.439
you have to hear it. I
can't describe it that well. There's nothing

1577
01:54:40.600 --> 01:54:44.359
better than hearing people. There's nothing
better than having the ability to scare people

1578
01:54:44.399 --> 01:54:48.600
whenever you want, Like that is
such an unholy amount of power to be

1579
01:54:48.680 --> 01:54:53.560
able to frighten people like that's all
I want. I want to just be

1580
01:54:53.640 --> 01:54:57.479
able to frighten like fucking like I
don't know, like frightened Joe Biden whenever

1581
01:54:57.520 --> 01:55:00.359
I could. That should be hilarious
to because I would keep doing, wouldn't

1582
01:55:00.359 --> 01:55:01.960
it. I would never stop?
He would be like, Yo, that's

1583
01:55:02.079 --> 01:55:03.760
enough, man, hit these.
I would like, no, I hasn't

1584
01:55:03.760 --> 01:55:06.359
had enough yet. I want to
scare him till he pisses his pants in

1585
01:55:06.399 --> 01:55:12.920
public. I want him to be
afraid to go to sleep. Man,

1586
01:55:13.279 --> 01:55:18.479
I have I found the clip of
it isolated the that's so funny. All

1587
01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.840
right, let me get to Let's
do two more quick ones and then we'll

1588
01:55:23.000 --> 01:55:27.399
we're already had two hours. Yeah, I just want to get because we

1589
01:55:27.479 --> 01:55:30.680
only had four questions. I want
to get at least like five to six.

1590
01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:33.880
I feel like I'm trying to I'm
trying to hit that general quota and

1591
01:55:33.960 --> 01:55:36.880
these are these are small ones.
We could be able, uh the small

1592
01:55:38.039 --> 01:55:41.119
and be mentally ill astronaut road and
he says, hello again my two favorite

1593
01:55:41.159 --> 01:55:44.640
invertebrates and Derek, have you ever
found a game because of the soundtrack?

1594
01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:47.039
For me, it was Bashion and
Quantum Break. Quantum Break has a great

1595
01:55:47.039 --> 01:55:51.640
fucking soundtrack. Me Never, I
would say never usually like the soundtracks,

1596
01:55:51.640 --> 01:55:58.640
so like yeah, never, I've
only like experienced the soundtrack by playing the

1597
01:55:58.680 --> 01:56:01.399
game, you know, yes,
So this is this has only happened to

1598
01:56:01.439 --> 01:56:05.960
me once. I've only I only
have one example of this but it's I

1599
01:56:06.000 --> 01:56:11.880
think it's called crypt of the NecroDancer
Crypto. Is it what it's called?

1600
01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:14.520
Yeah, crypt of the necrodancwer that
was. It came out in like twenty

1601
01:56:14.560 --> 01:56:17.720
fifteen. It was like some indie
game, uh bibracious self Games. I

1602
01:56:17.760 --> 01:56:23.640
don't know what they've done since,
but that's it's like a roguelike rhythm dungeon

1603
01:56:23.680 --> 01:56:28.000
crawler game. And I haven't played
it at all yet. I haven't installed

1604
01:56:28.079 --> 01:56:30.239
on my PC, but I've just
I just never got around to playing it.

1605
01:56:30.479 --> 01:56:32.479
But I I've listened to the soundtrack
because like it came on I don't

1606
01:56:32.479 --> 01:56:36.439
know, like my Spotify like radio
thing or whatever. I should I should

1607
01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:40.039
just play it, but there's so
many games that I haven't I haven't played

1608
01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:50.399
yet that I my backlog is fucked
and and uh, let's see uh one

1609
01:56:50.479 --> 01:56:58.760
more, come on, that's a
good one for the next episode. Okay,

1610
01:56:58.840 --> 01:57:00.560
this one, this is a good
perfect you want to end on?

1611
01:57:00.920 --> 01:57:02.600
Ultra Sounds seven hundred wrote, and
he says, there's now a five percent

1612
01:57:02.760 --> 01:57:06.159
chance every time you look at a
white woman in person, you will verbally

1613
01:57:06.239 --> 01:57:11.399
say white woman spotted while unable to
look away from her until you finish saying

1614
01:57:11.439 --> 01:57:15.359
it. How do you learn to
live with this curse? Damn Well,

1615
01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:20.520
I can say it's to Lily.
I'd be fine. She's not white technically,

1616
01:57:21.760 --> 01:57:26.039
no, she's not white. She
isn't, but you know that's what

1617
01:57:26.119 --> 01:57:30.920
that's that's what they put mm hmm, no, sweetie. They do,

1618
01:57:31.119 --> 01:57:34.920
man, they do. I wish, man, I wish it wasn't true,

1619
01:57:34.920 --> 01:57:39.760
but that's what they do. They
do. They do that. She

1620
01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:43.960
puts white down. Yeah, I
necessarily her race is white. Man,

1621
01:57:44.880 --> 01:57:48.039
I feel like she should pick anything
else. I think she looks like them,

1622
01:57:48.239 --> 01:57:54.159
but she might as well do a
polonies and yeah, but why anyways,

1623
01:57:56.479 --> 01:57:58.840
make a mockery of the fucking senses? Who are they to think that

1624
01:57:58.880 --> 01:58:01.680
they even deserve to know what you
are? You don't You don't help me,

1625
01:58:03.000 --> 01:58:06.760
you don't help me. I would
I would be fine with that.

1626
01:58:06.800 --> 01:58:10.399
I would be like, whatever,
dude, I can. I think I'd

1627
01:58:10.399 --> 01:58:13.720
be fine. I don't even think
it would get me really into much trouble,

1628
01:58:14.359 --> 01:58:15.960
because I think I could. I
could learn how to play that off

1629
01:58:16.159 --> 01:58:19.239
as a joke well enough that I
think I want to. I want to

1630
01:58:19.279 --> 01:58:28.760
be able to say boomingly though white
woman spotted like the fucking unreal tournament announcer

1631
01:58:28.800 --> 01:58:31.239
or whatever the fuck? Dude,
did you just fucking I think I heard

1632
01:58:31.279 --> 01:58:34.960
it through your headphones. You just
played the sound effect, didn't you.

1633
01:58:38.119 --> 01:58:43.560
I just that is crazy sound.
You gotta put that sound. You gotta

1634
01:58:43.600 --> 01:58:48.239
put that sound in when you say
the N word, put that sound in.

1635
01:58:51.960 --> 01:59:01.199
That's perfect defensive. I'm pretty sure
I have a feeling that it's Ed

1636
01:59:01.319 --> 01:59:04.359
Boone that did that too, because
he did most of the voice acting back

1637
01:59:04.399 --> 01:59:10.920
of the day. Oh yeah,
easily, let's go. Let's go.

1638
01:59:12.000 --> 01:59:15.800
I put the time stamp in the
in the chat, so let's all right,

1639
01:59:15.880 --> 01:59:17.199
let's let's let's let's get the funk
out of here. Let's read our

1640
01:59:17.279 --> 01:59:20.239
names and get on with it.
Thanks for listening to this episode of the

1641
01:59:20.239 --> 01:59:30.199
Snark Tank. Uh whatever. Counts
down? Count down three, two,

1642
01:59:30.760 --> 01:59:34.760
one, yanti. If everyone loved
a dick in their bum, if everyone

1643
01:59:34.920 --> 01:59:40.399
shared and swallowed their cum, then
we see how gay we all could become

1644
01:59:41.279 --> 01:59:47.880
nice, nice, nice, nice
everyone. If everyone loved I'm digging their

1645
01:59:47.920 --> 01:59:56.479
bomb, if everyone cared swallowed their
comb, then that's so dumb. God

1646
01:59:56.560 --> 02:00:02.560
damn it. NDC thirteen cipher,
heymen, all of them, guys,

1647
02:00:03.039 --> 02:00:12.399
Let let's go. Sorry gay man, Oh god, uh cock cheese crumbs.

1648
02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:15.399
I'm gonna say something that's really important
that the context is taken to account

1649
02:00:15.399 --> 02:00:17.359
here. I'm not a Keith David
guy at all. How dare you?

1650
02:00:17.520 --> 02:00:20.800
How dare you make me say that? Hell shitty? Thank you for your

1651
02:00:20.840 --> 02:00:24.359
patrons, but fuck you, thank
you, thank you. But we're gonna,

1652
02:00:24.399 --> 02:00:27.319
we're gonna, we are all together, gonna show up at your house.

1653
02:00:28.720 --> 02:00:31.760
We're gonna out it. We've we
we're gonna scream, we've we've planned

1654
02:00:31.840 --> 02:00:34.319
C four all around the perimeter.
There's nowhere to run, and then we're

1655
02:00:34.359 --> 02:00:38.000
gonna hold it over you until you
start to death. You're gonna be too

1656
02:00:38.039 --> 02:00:40.079
scared to run out and call our
bluff, so you're just gonna sit in

1657
02:00:40.119 --> 02:00:45.159
there and start Do you imagine I'm
so hungry, I gotta get out of

1658
02:00:45.159 --> 02:00:47.279
here, and there's a C four
everywhere, like I gotta, I gotta

1659
02:00:47.359 --> 02:00:49.800
do it, I gotta do I
gotta dodge to C four. Do you

1660
02:00:49.880 --> 02:00:55.920
think anyone's ever Do you think anyone's
ever like engaged in a hostage situation and

1661
02:00:56.000 --> 02:01:01.880
like taking hostages and then ordered postmates
to the house like I mean, maybe

1662
02:01:02.000 --> 02:01:05.039
actually it sounds like something that would
happen nowadays. I feel like it's kind

1663
02:01:05.119 --> 02:01:10.159
of now. I feel like it's
not impossible that that's new. It's still

1664
02:01:10.279 --> 02:01:12.880
new though. That's not a newer
thing. You know, plus has been

1665
02:01:12.920 --> 02:01:17.119
around since like twenty fifteen. Oh, that's new, that's I feel like.

1666
02:01:18.079 --> 02:01:20.800
I feel like cost situations are kind
of more of an old guard thing,

1667
02:01:20.840 --> 02:01:25.000
you know. I guess, Yeah, you don't really see a lot

1668
02:01:25.039 --> 02:01:30.239
of hot We gotta bring hostages back
starting again. I'm feeling really nostalgic for

1669
02:01:30.439 --> 02:01:36.840
hostages, hostages, kidnappings, blowing
up buildings, terrorism in general. Yeah,

1670
02:01:36.960 --> 02:01:42.359
terrorism was pretty fucking lit back in
our time. Remember those buildings.

1671
02:01:42.399 --> 02:01:46.560
That's over never how the skyline changed. Uh, they should put a go

1672
02:01:46.800 --> 02:01:54.159
pro on EEDP to show what happens
to him. Old, that's episode.

1673
02:01:54.199 --> 02:01:59.000
That's our next episode. That's our
next episode. Losers, Ethan Ralph and

1674
02:02:00.199 --> 02:02:03.560
I lock it. I can't get
over. We'll talk about all the show.

1675
02:02:05.239 --> 02:02:12.279
Oh fuck Old Debbie coumb Fingers,
the old snark tank patron to have

1676
02:02:12.680 --> 02:02:16.039
both justifiably and verbally shot and killed
not just one but two people. By

1677
02:02:16.039 --> 02:02:19.800
the way, that guy wrote in
with his story. Okay, let's go.

1678
02:02:19.920 --> 02:02:23.000
We'll get to it. We'll get
to it with in another episode.

1679
02:02:23.279 --> 02:02:26.840
Sometimes I feel gay. Uh,
that's not what that says at all.

1680
02:02:26.840 --> 02:02:29.439
I just said that. I don't
know why I said that. Sometimes I

1681
02:02:29.560 --> 02:02:34.640
feel like my dick can't get harder. Sometimes I feel one in my wait.

1682
02:02:34.720 --> 02:02:39.079
Sometimes I feel one in my rear
end. It's the penis I live

1683
02:02:39.159 --> 02:02:43.399
with, the penis of ang.
I don't know that. I actually don't

1684
02:02:43.880 --> 02:02:47.239
see it one more time. Hold
on, Oh, Sometimes I feel like

1685
02:02:47.520 --> 02:02:56.520
my dick can't get harder. I
feel one in my end. It's the

1686
02:02:56.840 --> 02:03:00.600
penis I live with. That's so
stupid. Been the red hot chili peppers?

1687
02:03:00.640 --> 02:03:06.319
Now were weird? Like my dick
can't get harder? Could you imagine?

1688
02:03:09.840 --> 02:03:19.560
Can ever? Maybe I'm crazy for
this, but I can vividly remember

1689
02:03:20.840 --> 02:03:25.760
the point in time where I was
like, this is the hardest I have

1690
02:03:25.880 --> 02:03:29.159
ever been, and this is the
hardest I will likely ever be. I

1691
02:03:29.319 --> 02:03:31.000
remember it, I remember it likedistically. I was like, how is it?

1692
02:03:31.279 --> 02:03:34.119
Because it was jarring to me.
I was like, cedical, this

1693
02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:38.600
is like I was like, there's
no surpassing this. This is crazy,

1694
02:03:38.720 --> 02:03:41.880
dude. No, for me,
it was for me, it was what

1695
02:03:42.000 --> 02:03:45.319
you call it, like a like
a teen boner, a teen boner,

1696
02:03:45.880 --> 02:03:49.520
the hardness of a teen's boner.
It's crazy. You're weird for talking about

1697
02:03:49.560 --> 02:04:00.159
that. Oh god, wait so
click that. Wait wait the hardness of

1698
02:04:00.359 --> 02:04:03.760
my team mowners, ladies and gentlemen. We got it. No, no

1699
02:04:04.039 --> 02:04:10.000
mission, mission failed. We get
the next eat, I get response.

1700
02:04:10.760 --> 02:04:19.880
The Fortnite thing comes down and fades
over snake, snake. Let's let's just

1701
02:04:20.039 --> 02:04:25.119
I'm done talking today. Was gone
the last episode? Get that, the

1702
02:04:25.239 --> 02:04:27.439
last episode? Get that? Screamed
by that. I haven't seen it.

1703
02:04:27.840 --> 02:04:30.479
No, dude, it didn't.
It didn't pick it up, so it

1704
02:04:30.479 --> 02:04:33.199
didn't pick it up, like the
footage didn't show up. All also pissed.

1705
02:04:33.239 --> 02:04:35.960
I was like, no, no, I goes so good. Oh

1706
02:04:36.079 --> 02:04:42.199
man, that's just one for us
anyway. Uh, where's the patroon again?

1707
02:04:42.960 --> 02:04:47.319
Old Debby cumfingers. Uh, the
old snark tank patron just sprang the

1708
02:04:47.359 --> 02:04:53.920
homeless in front of my house with
wasp spray parentheses. I live in San

1709
02:04:53.920 --> 02:04:59.159
Francisco. Sweeney lick my weenie cam
cold jeans mcass slap. Uh. The

1710
02:04:59.319 --> 02:05:04.079
kill is just later singing about his
inner conflict to be afraid Caucasian container,

1711
02:05:04.199 --> 02:05:12.800
the cracker barrel for gaze us so
dumb, the unsc pillar of autism,

1712
02:05:13.119 --> 02:05:23.119
nice tinfoil tirant Uh. It's because
it's it's a it's a fleet, it's

1713
02:05:23.199 --> 02:05:27.520
it is a unit. It is
a space faring ship meant to transport autistic

1714
02:05:27.600 --> 02:05:31.119
people only. But it's so well
run because the person that's running it is

1715
02:05:31.159 --> 02:05:33.520
like one of the peak autisms,
you know, the ones that are really

1716
02:05:33.560 --> 02:05:39.800
good at focusing on things. Yeah
done, It's super well run. But

1717
02:05:39.920 --> 02:05:46.680
everyone has been caught sniffing seats because
I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put

1718
02:05:46.720 --> 02:05:49.640
my cum on you, putting black
face on my light bulbs, iced tea,

1719
02:05:49.760 --> 02:05:54.199
raped my dragon, Max silhouette,
Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my

1720
02:05:54.199 --> 02:05:58.119
penny bend. Might Dick come into
snatch? Sings And the signs to cox

1721
02:05:59.359 --> 02:06:10.760
and the signs to some cock were
written on the and the signs of some

1722
02:06:11.079 --> 02:06:16.319
cock were written on the bathroom stalls. Dick and balls, fucking stupid.

1723
02:06:16.520 --> 02:06:20.279
She pipping on my pippa. She
that's fucking disturbed. Sound of silence,

1724
02:06:20.640 --> 02:06:26.720
Yeah, pip possum. Yes,
that's my real name. Keith David Button,

1725
02:06:26.760 --> 02:06:31.279
Spanish Domination, Average clip Energy,
Mitch McConnell's civil rights stare too Electric,

1726
02:06:31.319 --> 02:06:35.960
Boogaloo, Star Coffee, a mob
of cock Goblin Goblin Mobsters, Robin

1727
02:06:36.079 --> 02:06:42.520
Robin Williams's Grave Gollum and Smeegel arguing
over whether to say the N We're transferm

1728
02:06:42.560 --> 02:06:47.079
Gremlin exposing people with lactose intolerance to
ninety million Rodygens of ionizing radiation Yush not

1729
02:06:47.399 --> 02:06:53.279
Vin Penn, The Angelic Dungeon Master
presents Game of Thrown Special Victims Unit Craig,

1730
02:06:53.319 --> 02:06:57.880
the Canadian Richard Fisting and the Magic
tickle Finger. It's your Boy,

1731
02:06:58.000 --> 02:07:00.960
Shawnee d Southern Sweet he Matt Walsh
is a Hero of Our Time, Sweet

1732
02:07:01.000 --> 02:07:04.600
Baby Gang for Life, Ben and
Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie Butter's Knife on YouTube.

1733
02:07:05.239 --> 02:07:13.840
Uh keem starved uh three XO,
changing his name twice as often to

1734
02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:17.359
compensate for the new episode scheduling slurban
stroking, smoke and joke and emoticons going

1735
02:07:17.439 --> 02:07:23.319
like this morning Outlet, Keith David, Hey, remember we asked for the

1736
02:07:23.399 --> 02:07:28.039
Keith David's we Got you. Uh. My name is Pingus Parker. I

1737
02:07:28.079 --> 02:07:31.640
was britten by a radioactive dinner for
over fifteen years I've been YouTube poop man.

1738
02:07:32.399 --> 02:07:38.920
Let's go Nancy Flosi killing a Palestinian
with her massive tits, currently playing

1739
02:07:39.039 --> 02:07:45.199
at the armored core of Sween's prostate. We love too we love to come

1740
02:07:45.600 --> 02:07:53.520
too long. That's uh yeah,
we love to come too long. We

1741
02:07:54.840 --> 02:07:58.359
should have done we should have done
a gay mix of it. That would

1742
02:07:58.359 --> 02:08:05.920
have been a good idea. Saw
that's not That's honestly not a bad idea.

1743
02:08:05.359 --> 02:08:11.159
Gay a guy abby, something funny
and topical. I can't pronounce that,

1744
02:08:11.920 --> 02:08:16.439
just straight up, straight up.
I can't pronounce this. I want

1745
02:08:16.439 --> 02:08:18.920
you guys to help me pronounce this. So I'm gonna put in the chat.

1746
02:08:20.119 --> 02:08:28.000
How would you say I didn't say
that? Hello, alright, alright,

1747
02:08:28.000 --> 02:08:31.000
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, wait slave,

1748
02:08:33.239 --> 02:08:37.920
I feel the Brothers Emporium tries to
get Vegeta to say ice, I

1749
02:08:37.960 --> 02:08:41.600
will come on stream. Don Donkerson
quiet, quiet, Quentin and quef and

1750
02:08:41.680 --> 02:08:48.439
queer Keith David William Harrington filled with
mirth at the worth of my girth.

1751
02:08:48.680 --> 02:08:58.119
Let tremble the earth at my throbbing
rebirth. Damn bars if set to a

1752
02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:01.960
proper beat, that could that could
be fire? You know that was hard.

1753
02:09:03.119 --> 02:09:07.039
Bro, that's pretty hard. Don't
have to go that hard. Uh

1754
02:09:09.199 --> 02:09:11.159
So it wasn't as hard as I
was that one day that I can that

1755
02:09:11.239 --> 02:09:15.319
stick out amount of not a furry, I just want to fuck a wombat.

1756
02:09:15.800 --> 02:09:18.159
So you know what that means.
You know what that means, right,

1757
02:09:20.000 --> 02:09:22.880
It means I wish cakes. It
was as black as a black hole.

1758
02:09:22.319 --> 02:09:28.880
That's what that ship means. Those
stupid every tucking thing, that fucking

1759
02:09:28.960 --> 02:09:33.000
those hieroglyphics you put in a fucking
chat. It means, I wish cakes

1760
02:09:33.159 --> 02:09:37.720
was as black as a black hole. That's what that translates. Something swear

1761
02:09:37.800 --> 02:09:39.239
to God, Swear to God.
I translated it from I don't know what

1762
02:09:39.359 --> 02:09:43.640
did that because I didn't even think
to do that. I didn't even think

1763
02:09:43.680 --> 02:09:48.960
to do that. I thought it
was just slow dude. It was just

1764
02:09:50.039 --> 02:09:52.159
like, oh, let me just
go to translate and translate. Its like

1765
02:09:52.199 --> 02:09:58.479
detect dialect, and I put it
in anyway. I thought it was prayer

1766
02:09:58.840 --> 02:10:01.520
whatever. Uh, not a furry. I just want to fuck a wombat.

1767
02:10:01.560 --> 02:10:07.640
I mean lesbian. John Strickland Armored
whole sex Fires of rubbing cox Marks

1768
02:10:07.680 --> 02:10:11.680
eighteen eighty nine. Keith David,
The First Church of Keith David featuring an

1769
02:10:11.720 --> 02:10:16.800
unholy choir consisting of three Joe Peshi's
and three Daniels Starns. That I that

1770
02:10:16.359 --> 02:10:20.960
that premise constantly. It just I
smile every time I'm reminded of it.

1771
02:10:22.720 --> 02:10:26.479
Uh, Uncle Ben rea library sized
collection of cp aunt may hid from Peter

1772
02:10:26.760 --> 02:10:31.199
Jesus Fucking Christ. That would be
so sad if like that, because there's

1773
02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:37.279
theoretically a universe where Uncle Ben was
a pedophile and Peter just either doesn't know

1774
02:10:37.800 --> 02:10:50.199
or has to God, what's that
stick? Uncle Ben? Don't worry about

1775
02:10:50.239 --> 02:10:56.800
it. We could play wrestle WrestleMania. I could be bones off, you

1776
02:10:56.880 --> 02:11:00.920
know what I mean? All right, let's go free. Rods Blake eight

1777
02:11:01.039 --> 02:11:03.399
ninety six. Gay Jonah Gavison,
Editor, Chief editor of The Gaily Bugle,

1778
02:11:03.439 --> 02:11:07.680
cop shoots primerading out of fear that
it's Dick is bigger than his Elaskan

1779
02:11:07.880 --> 02:11:09.640
Field trash, Texas Tator Salad,
Sue Hulk, tickle my ass. Here's

1780
02:11:09.680 --> 02:11:15.520
Nicky Ziggy bared from Gears of Bared
from Gears, unleashing a swarm of tickers

1781
02:11:15.880 --> 02:11:18.039
on the irs after they get him
to pay taxes. Well, bottomys,

1782
02:11:18.119 --> 02:11:22.760
Jesus every time I come, it
sounds like squidward walking Jackson DuPont badly brave

1783
02:11:22.840 --> 02:11:24.039
Hugger Derek, just remember this is
the timeline where you're not Spider Man,

1784
02:11:24.119 --> 02:11:30.239
Etherian Pejerian Hunter, Melphus one,
hex played, Warlock Supremacists and writing on

1785
02:11:30.319 --> 02:11:33.279
our list is always the king of
hephazard. Oh we are we are at

1786
02:11:33.319 --> 02:11:37.600
two ten, So by Man,
that's crazy, Bas