Good night mine, Welcome to the down Beat on ninety seven to one,
the freak Baked Friday here on the station, Ben and skin Show and the
Speakeasier out of Chok Saw this afternoon. To be there tonight, get lit
and the party. We're gonna give us some stuff today. I got a
pair of tickets to uh see Australian Pink Floyd. We'll give those away at
six thirty a little special treat with that, uh and then at seven thirty
a water Burger water wings prize pack giveaway in your face for a one listener
seven thirty. Yeah, even if you think we suck, we got free
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Well, Boneless wings, honey butter, got you a lot of them,
like seventy two wings, like even from you. If you're sitting there hungry,
right, your mortal enemy walks into the room with a tray of delicious
honey butter boneless wings, You probably all right, unless you were putting you
back. Yeah, I'll try that. Give me a couple of leaves,
truce. The only person who wouldn't is Vladimir Putin. That's it is he
the poisons. Yeah, he fears of being poisoned because he's poisoned so many
allegedly. Did you guys watch the Tucker Putin interview. I didn't, didn't
drop. Yeah at least there's some Yeah, I didn't watch it, but
I saw particles clips. I kind of want to watch it. I just
kind of want to see the awkward interaction, like because Vladimir is going to
answer some of the questions in broken English and no, it was all translated
later. The cuts that I saw, I'll watch it after the show today.
That makes it hard to trust because how do we know the translators not
making his own place. You have a supreme leader, an independent translator,
you know, yeah, somebody vetting the trans yea the world we live in
transler translating the trans Yeah, that's wild. I did. I did watch
more uh political stuff than I ever do last night, just because there was
like a big notification about like JB going live, Yeah, going live and
what the thing is like online they're online. It was a lot of He's
gonna step down because he had tweeted like seven He didn't do it. His
person had tweeted seven hours earlier. I gets so great that we have Kamala
Harris and it's like, is he stepping down? Yeah? You got us
fired up. Yeah, I'm like huh. I was like, guys,
I think you step in down. I think Biden stepping down live right now.
And I'm like, Jesus, I'm like looking for live White House stream.
Yeah. I so one story that somebody was I don't know, they
did some kind of report or research or whatever on his mental state because you
don't what it had to do with all the accidentally, you know, Harbord
documents, and some guy was calling for him to step down. Say hey,
you didn't commit any crimes, but you're old and your memory is not
good, so maybe it's time to go. What was interesting watching the dogfight
of the media, just all yelling questions. Dude, they've always done.
But I'm like, man, John Blake needs to be working at the White
House like the Rangers PR director, you your name, your publication, and
there will be an order to this. That was no order at all.
And then at the end I wanted to play some of that because can you
imagine, I mean, we're all fairly sound, mind, that's the effing
president and there I cannot believe how audacious they were with some of the questions.
There's twenty five people all screaming over each other for a good fifteen seconds.
I'll I'll find a little clip of that, because it is nuts.
If John Blake was running, there would be a portion where he would take
your questions in Japanese. Only the Japanese media would get to ask anything.
I had one of my great contributions when I worked there was the days of
the week drops and the questions asked in Japanese all day with them that old
ranch recorder and the press part either got that. Yeah, I mean that
was kind of my mission. I had to dip into a little politic TV
last night too. This was based on you Telly warning is that? Yeah?
Warning this that sleepy Joe was gonna step down like what it ended up
being nothing? But and then there's all the big brew haha about Colorado trying
to leave Trump off their ballot and it's having to go to the Supreme Court.
It's like, you know that he's not going to win that state anyway,
so what's the point it was? It was really interesting too that there
it was all going down and then he walks off and then he stops oh,
and then he goes back because they were just yelling questions at him as
he's walking off. And then he goes back to the podium and his first
word was now in Gaza. And I was like, don't go back in
the Middle East. You're free. I did if you had to deliver a
Super Bowl pic, great, don't go back like you were there. And
he went back to stumble through some Yeah. I don't know what he was
saying about Gaza, but it was you did have me for like five minutes
thinking okay, because that report was I don't know, there's some stuff and
it was pretty damning. Especially they said, ah, we're not going to
charge him because he just doesn't know what's going on. Because metal that's why
the cliff notes on some websites basically describe what the report said. I don't
even know what they said exactly. It's a five hundred page document. We're
not gonna read that, right, But since like he was mentally deficient,
yeah, and every loss all that stuff, like the New York Post has
it. I mean, they were a huge one this morning of yeah,
giant bombshell probe says Biden too senile to charge look at the side of this
quote elderly man with a poor memory. It was the whole time that was
like the first question, like and the guy doubled down. He's like,
my memory is so bad that I let you speak. Yeah. I was
like, okay, Joe, let's not here in the fight, but he
is mixing up president's names. Yeah. I mean, but then anyway,
because of what you said, You're like, I think Joe Biden's about to
step down. I'm like, all right, well I want to see this.
And then I did spend a good eight minutes before the stream started thinking
all right, how does this look? What happens? Yeah? Is this
going to no pun intended trump? The super Bowl coverage because our president resigned?
I mean, I add no. But it was like at least floated
out there because it wasn't unknown. Yeah, like the announcement that he was
fifteen minutes late for or whatever. And if anyone thinks this is politics talking,
it's surely not. It's kind of big moment in America talk because we
do have two eighty year olds running for president and like, to me,
I just couldn't stop going like I I mean, I told Rocks the thousand
said, look, if he like steps down or announces he's not running for
the next term, I said, Trump just won the election tonight. Well
I don't that's That's exactly what I was thinking, is I don't know if
that's the case, because I don't know that many people are just or anyone.
It's like in love with the Joe Joe Biden. It's it's just a
study in anyone but that guy. For the people who are anti Trump and
the people who are pro Trump or they're ready to tear whoever it is to
shreds. And if it was Kamala, which is the only one that would
make sense, I mean, they would put their laser beams on her and
you know it go. They have plenty to say too. But I don't
think many people are just like my god, I love Joe Biden. He
is the perfect guy to lead us until he's ninety three when his next term
would end. Like no one's really it's I mean, if the right yells
you guys don't even like body what Yeah, true, it's it's true.
It's anyone but Trump is the is the vibe on that side, And then
you would think kama would final at least she's not old and be comment she
doesn't get a whole lot of love for being like the female vice president of
color Like she's quite unseen. You never know, right, never see.
It's weird. I could see a situation where if Sleepy Joe ends up winning,
like six months into his second term, that he resigns and just gives
three and a half years to Kamala. I could see that too. Or
the other name that I think would throw out there on the Democratics, that
would be Gavin Newsom. Apparently he's got a chance. I don't know.
Yeah, I tell you, I don't follow it very closely. I don't
think Gavin Dawson would be doing it. I could hurt. I don't know.
It's oh yeah, I know what I do today. A bunch of
stuff. We have a bunch of stuff today. Fun. We are super
Bowl predictions at eight ho it gonna be fun if you guys texting your predictions
for the super Bowl two and four eight one seven seven eight seven nine seven
one the scorching hot ones, though not don't just write cheap, don't write
over although scorching hot predictions, although I will do on the TikTok. If
you do correctly predict the score to the game and the outcome. I'll give
you a pair of Dave Matthews band tickets next week. How about that?
Whoa? I mean, just to see why not? We're giving away Dave
Matthews band tickets next week? Kevin? Yes, sir, aren't you fired
up for it? What a week for you? It is a big week
for me, and I invite anyone to come up here floor style, holy
nipples from Hell, try to take over my MySpace because that is my area
of expertise. I would love to find someone to challenge Kevin, like the
hardest core DM fan. If anyone listened to this, if to you or
you know someone, I'm talking hardcore, maybe we can have a little little
battle next week. Our listener Cody from Burrowson tweeted me last night and he
was like, you've never taken me up on the Matchbox twenty challenge. I
was like, hey, man, I I'll make that happen. Come on
up here, come in studio, get your ass whipped by me, and
then we'll discuss if we feel like giving tickets. That's how it works.
Do you think you're the most knowledgeable Dave Matthews band fan in DFW. Yes,
same close, not even close. What happened to you? What happened?
What was it that just lit the fire to just be so deeply ensconced
in the world of Dave matt I think it's the combination of multiple styles of
music meshed into one powerful unit, like Drake Drake's one powerful unit. Kevin
showed me Drake's penis this morning. I showed all three of you, Yeah,
and you I don't know. I did not. It was a casual
offer to JJ. It was not a hey, you want to see it?
Here it is. Are you I'm great traumatized by what Kevin has done
to you? Okay, okay for the option to come you didn't give her.
Well, he did give you the option, You're not asked. He
was like, have you seen the penis Drake? And I was like,
I have not had the pleasure. He was on the was like is that
it? He's like, yeah, I ran in there, I just see
it. Okay, understood. And the first thing he said to me is
have you seen Drake's penis? So I'm like, no, I just want
to make sure this is all. Doccumented that JJ did this on her own
volition. I did, but unsolicited offered to show you the picture of penis
on his computer. That's problem for me, a problem for Kevin. I'm
gonna go contact the spot in the wall where the TV used to be in
our lobby. What's going on with that empty desk? Yeah, what are
you gonna email? I love hr at, iHeart dot net in that r
HR department, it's I love it. Well, we all saw it.
Yeah, we all saw it, and we had a choice to see it
or not. So I think you're in the clear on the We're a big
family here, we're a big family, and you all saw his big penis.
Oh hey, guys, not not I mean fine, but not like
well yeah, well rock but he was doing fine. Ray J would have
killed for that. He's no Shane Diesel. Yeah, to name one one
of the millions that he knows, just to name a few after he named
fifteen four oh and by the way top of his head, no search needed.
MAVs trades will do seven. We'll have a little expert, Bobby Corella
from the MAVs call in at nine. The MAVs made two big trades.
We'll dive into that at seven. Daniel Gafford, PJ. Washington are here.
This Mavericks team looks way different. And the expectations just went up on
the season times ten because boy, you thought Jason kids on the hot seat.
Now he better make this work because they just got good players coming.
And also you think Luca has a night like last night if they just stand
pat at the deadline. I don't know, man, I was thinking like
he looked. He looked pretty fired out last night. Yeah, the energy
estimated next team, but they have two guys on the bench. I mean
I was busting to Ben and Skinners show was great and skin keep saying,
I bet Luca is thrilled. Nobody's so happy. He didn't know what to
do with himself right now. Cow is hard to do if it's the coordinator.
Gets that in a little bit, dude, Yeah the zim what a
day. Let's do that in twenty with Australian Pink Floyd. Fun Right now,
I'll play a couple of things from this week because it's some fun on
the show. I want to start with something from two days ago. We
broke out a new game called a new little activity called Downbeat Dollars. We're
basically we're giving you money from us, not for the company or anything which
gave our roasters money by spinning a whammie wheel while it's twenty dollars lighter this
week than I'm used to same. We had four contestants on Wednesday, but
I think my favorite one was Brad at the end because Brad had he was
funny. How what's your name? Brad? Thanks? Brad? All right?
Where you at? Brad? I'm right here? Okay? Good three
spins? Let's go jj Okay, seven dollars and fifty cents on spin one.
He's a good tall. Are you taking your fifteen, Brad? Or
you're pushing forward for your last one? Pull in, Brad, I will
push. Yeah, Hey go give me a come on bread? So broke
Youlad? I got Australian pink float. You might have fun at that damn
concert while you're drinking out of a water fountain. You don't have any money
for refreshment, Brad. That's okay. I guess what They just canceled the
Australian. We just found that out too. You had it all, yes
you are? You had it all thirty seconds ago? Brad? What an
idiot? He had it all all, we had a fifteen dollars dollars with
a chance to win another seven fifty. Yeah, it was funny. I
love that game. It's great. His laugh is funny too the episode.
He's just yeah, he's laughing at his own demise. I'm an idiot loser.
It was funny and he's on to Australian people. Foind Yes, we
need Brad and Studio every day just to sit about four feet away from a
microphone. Yeah, had a laughing giggle, giggle. We found some super
commercials that are gonna air on Sunday exclusively. Mm hmm, never before heard
stuff. I kinda played these yesterday, but in case you missed it,
I might play a different order than yesterday, or do whatever you want.
All right, cool, cool, kevy. Let's start out with this one.
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They're probably photoshopping where they're at all the time. Maybe my brother's not in
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Not blueberry. No, like cinnamon or I'm sorry, like black cherry,
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and cinnamon clam tarts is definitely on the list for breakfast. I get
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because CBS has you covered with its new spring line up coming this April Monday
Night. Today, it's the highly anticipated return of Kevin Spacey as he hosts
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And now that we finally moved on from Young Sheldon, we're adding two new
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Burtka, and it's Wildlife Wednesday Nights in the Spring with new animal related shows.
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we got the syndication rights to the two thousand and two Fox show Firefly,
so we're just gonna air all fourteen episodes of that because it's costy fishing.
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Ten celebrities with Chrome's disease duke it out in an academic and cathalon with
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Appleton. I'm sorry, but I want to yelp for their reviews. There's
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No, no again, look at that. I mean, we know
people who have been in there, but we haven't been in there. Look
at that place, it is tiny. There's one more I want to play
for you, plus our thoughts on Cowboys' new defensive coordinator, Yeah hiring,
And we're gonna give away that pair of tickets to Australian Pink Floyd with a
special twist that you do not want to miss. Next time. Nine won the Freak