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Good night mine, Welcome to the
down Beat on ninety seven to one,

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the freak Baked Friday here on the
station, Ben and skin Show and the

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Speakeasier out of Chok Saw this afternoon. To be there tonight, get lit

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and the party. We're gonna give
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pair of tickets to uh see Australian
Pink Floyd. We'll give those away at

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giveaway in your face for a one listener

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seven thirty. Yeah, even if
you think we suck, we got free

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crab. Yeah. That's the it's
really getting dry how these things work.

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Well, Boneless wings, honey butter, got you a lot of them,

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like seventy two wings, like even
from you. If you're sitting there hungry,

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right, your mortal enemy walks into
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honey butter boneless wings, You probably
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back. Yeah, I'll try that. Give me a couple of leaves,

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truce. The only person who wouldn't
is Vladimir Putin. That's it is he

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the poisons. Yeah, he fears
of being poisoned because he's poisoned so many

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allegedly. Did you guys watch the
Tucker Putin interview. I didn't, didn't

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drop. Yeah at least there's some
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I saw particles clips. I kind
of want to watch it. I just

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kind of want to see the awkward
interaction, like because Vladimir is going to

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answer some of the questions in broken
English and no, it was all translated

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later. The cuts that I saw, I'll watch it after the show today.

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That makes it hard to trust because
how do we know the translators not

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making his own place. You have
a supreme leader, an independent translator,

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you know, yeah, somebody vetting
the trans yea the world we live in

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transler translating the trans Yeah, that's
wild. I did. I did watch

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more uh political stuff than I ever
do last night, just because there was

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like a big notification about like JB
going live, Yeah, going live and

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what the thing is like online they're
online. It was a lot of He's

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gonna step down because he had tweeted
like seven He didn't do it. His

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person had tweeted seven hours earlier.
I gets so great that we have Kamala

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Harris and it's like, is he
stepping down? Yeah? You got us

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fired up. Yeah, I'm like
huh. I was like, guys,

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I think you step in down.
I think Biden stepping down live right now.

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And I'm like, Jesus, I'm
like looking for live White House stream.

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Yeah. I so one story that
somebody was I don't know, they

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did some kind of report or research
or whatever on his mental state because you

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don't what it had to do with
all the accidentally, you know, Harbord

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documents, and some guy was calling
for him to step down. Say hey,

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you didn't commit any crimes, but
you're old and your memory is not

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good, so maybe it's time to
go. What was interesting watching the dogfight

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of the media, just all yelling
questions. Dude, they've always done.

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But I'm like, man, John
Blake needs to be working at the White

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House like the Rangers PR director,
you your name, your publication, and

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there will be an order to this. That was no order at all.

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And then at the end I wanted
to play some of that because can you

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imagine, I mean, we're all
fairly sound, mind, that's the effing

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president and there I cannot believe how
audacious they were with some of the questions.

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There's twenty five people all screaming over
each other for a good fifteen seconds.

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I'll I'll find a little clip of
that, because it is nuts.

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If John Blake was running, there
would be a portion where he would take

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your questions in Japanese. Only the
Japanese media would get to ask anything.

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I had one of my great contributions
when I worked there was the days of

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the week drops and the questions asked
in Japanese all day with them that old

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ranch recorder and the press part either
got that. Yeah, I mean that

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was kind of my mission. I
had to dip into a little politic TV

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last night too. This was based
on you Telly warning is that? Yeah?

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Warning this that sleepy Joe was gonna
step down like what it ended up

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being nothing? But and then there's
all the big brew haha about Colorado trying

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to leave Trump off their ballot and
it's having to go to the Supreme Court.

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It's like, you know that he's
not going to win that state anyway,

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so what's the point it was?
It was really interesting too that there

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it was all going down and then
he walks off and then he stops oh,

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and then he goes back because they
were just yelling questions at him as

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he's walking off. And then he
goes back to the podium and his first

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word was now in Gaza. And
I was like, don't go back in

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the Middle East. You're free.
I did if you had to deliver a

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Super Bowl pic, great, don't
go back like you were there. And

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he went back to stumble through some
Yeah. I don't know what he was

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saying about Gaza, but it was
you did have me for like five minutes

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thinking okay, because that report was
I don't know, there's some stuff and

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it was pretty damning. Especially they
said, ah, we're not going to

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charge him because he just doesn't know
what's going on. Because metal that's why

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the cliff notes on some websites basically
describe what the report said. I don't

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even know what they said exactly.
It's a five hundred page document. We're

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not gonna read that, right,
But since like he was mentally deficient,

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yeah, and every loss all that
stuff, like the New York Post has

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it. I mean, they were
a huge one this morning of yeah,

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giant bombshell probe says Biden too senile
to charge look at the side of this

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quote elderly man with a poor memory. It was the whole time that was

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like the first question, like and
the guy doubled down. He's like,

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my memory is so bad that I
let you speak. Yeah. I was

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like, okay, Joe, let's
not here in the fight, but he

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is mixing up president's names. Yeah. I mean, but then anyway,

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because of what you said, You're
like, I think Joe Biden's about to

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step down. I'm like, all
right, well I want to see this.

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And then I did spend a good
eight minutes before the stream started thinking

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all right, how does this look? What happens? Yeah? Is this

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going to no pun intended trump?
The super Bowl coverage because our president resigned?

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I mean, I add no.
But it was like at least floated

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out there because it wasn't unknown.
Yeah, like the announcement that he was

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fifteen minutes late for or whatever.
And if anyone thinks this is politics talking,

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it's surely not. It's kind of
big moment in America talk because we

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do have two eighty year olds running
for president and like, to me,

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I just couldn't stop going like I
I mean, I told Rocks the thousand

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said, look, if he like
steps down or announces he's not running for

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the next term, I said,
Trump just won the election tonight. Well

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I don't that's That's exactly what I
was thinking, is I don't know if

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that's the case, because I don't
know that many people are just or anyone.

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It's like in love with the Joe
Joe Biden. It's it's just a

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study in anyone but that guy.
For the people who are anti Trump and

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the people who are pro Trump or
they're ready to tear whoever it is to

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shreds. And if it was Kamala, which is the only one that would

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make sense, I mean, they
would put their laser beams on her and

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you know it go. They have
plenty to say too. But I don't

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think many people are just like my
god, I love Joe Biden. He

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is the perfect guy to lead us
until he's ninety three when his next term

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would end. Like no one's really
it's I mean, if the right yells

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you guys don't even like body what
Yeah, true, it's it's true.

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It's anyone but Trump is the is
the vibe on that side, And then

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you would think kama would final at
least she's not old and be comment she

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doesn't get a whole lot of love
for being like the female vice president of

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color Like she's quite unseen. You
never know, right, never see.

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It's weird. I could see a
situation where if Sleepy Joe ends up winning,

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like six months into his second term, that he resigns and just gives

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three and a half years to Kamala. I could see that too. Or

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the other name that I think would
throw out there on the Democratics, that

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would be Gavin Newsom. Apparently he's
got a chance. I don't know.

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Yeah, I tell you, I
don't follow it very closely. I don't

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think Gavin Dawson would be doing it. I could hurt. I don't know.

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It's oh yeah, I know what
I do today. A bunch of

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stuff. We have a bunch of
stuff today. Fun. We are super

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Bowl predictions at eight ho it gonna
be fun if you guys texting your predictions

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for the super Bowl two and four
eight one seven seven eight seven nine seven

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one the scorching hot ones, though
not don't just write cheap, don't write

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over although scorching hot predictions, although
I will do on the TikTok. If

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you do correctly predict the score to
the game and the outcome. I'll give

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you a pair of Dave Matthews band
tickets next week. How about that?

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Whoa? I mean, just to
see why not? We're giving away Dave

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Matthews band tickets next week? Kevin? Yes, sir, aren't you fired

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up for it? What a week
for you? It is a big week

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for me, and I invite anyone
to come up here floor style, holy

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nipples from Hell, try to take
over my MySpace because that is my area

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of expertise. I would love to
find someone to challenge Kevin, like the

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hardest core DM fan. If anyone
listened to this, if to you or

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you know someone, I'm talking hardcore, maybe we can have a little little

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battle next week. Our listener Cody
from Burrowson tweeted me last night and he

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was like, you've never taken me
up on the Matchbox twenty challenge. I

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was like, hey, man,
I I'll make that happen. Come on

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up here, come in studio,
get your ass whipped by me, and

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then we'll discuss if we feel like
giving tickets. That's how it works.

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Do you think you're the most knowledgeable
Dave Matthews band fan in DFW. Yes,

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same close, not even close.
What happened to you? What happened?

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What was it that just lit the
fire to just be so deeply ensconced

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in the world of Dave matt I
think it's the combination of multiple styles of

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music meshed into one powerful unit,
like Drake Drake's one powerful unit. Kevin

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showed me Drake's penis this morning.
I showed all three of you, Yeah,

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and you I don't know. I
did not. It was a casual

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offer to JJ. It was not
a hey, you want to see it?

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Here it is. Are you I'm
great traumatized by what Kevin has done

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to you? Okay, okay for
the option to come you didn't give her.

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Well, he did give you the
option, You're not asked. He

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was like, have you seen the
penis Drake? And I was like,

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I have not had the pleasure.
He was on the was like is that

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it? He's like, yeah,
I ran in there, I just see

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it. Okay, understood. And
the first thing he said to me is

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have you seen Drake's penis? So
I'm like, no, I just want

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to make sure this is all.
Doccumented that JJ did this on her own

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volition. I did, but unsolicited
offered to show you the picture of penis

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on his computer. That's problem for
me, a problem for Kevin. I'm

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gonna go contact the spot in the
wall where the TV used to be in

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our lobby. What's going on with
that empty desk? Yeah, what are

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you gonna email? I love hr
at, iHeart dot net in that r

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HR department, it's I love it. Well, we all saw it.

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Yeah, we all saw it,
and we had a choice to see it

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or not. So I think you're
in the clear on the We're a big

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family here, we're a big family, and you all saw his big penis.

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Oh hey, guys, not not
I mean fine, but not like

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well yeah, well rock but he
was doing fine. Ray J would have

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killed for that. He's no Shane
Diesel. Yeah, to name one one

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of the millions that he knows,
just to name a few after he named

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fifteen four oh and by the way
top of his head, no search needed.

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MAVs trades will do seven. We'll
have a little expert, Bobby Corella

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from the MAVs call in at nine. The MAVs made two big trades.

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We'll dive into that at seven.
Daniel Gafford, PJ. Washington are here.

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This Mavericks team looks way different.
And the expectations just went up on

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the season times ten because boy,
you thought Jason kids on the hot seat.

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Now he better make this work because
they just got good players coming.

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And also you think Luca has a
night like last night if they just stand

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pat at the deadline. I don't
know, man, I was thinking like

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he looked. He looked pretty fired
out last night. Yeah, the energy

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estimated next team, but they have
two guys on the bench. I mean

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I was busting to Ben and Skinners
show was great and skin keep saying,

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I bet Luca is thrilled. Nobody's
so happy. He didn't know what to

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do with himself right now. Cow
is hard to do if it's the coordinator.

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Gets that in a little bit,
dude, Yeah the zim what a

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day. Let's do that in twenty
with Australian Pink Floyd. Fun Right now,

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I'll play a couple of things from
this week because it's some fun on

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the show. I want to start
with something from two days ago. We

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broke out a new game called a
new little activity called Downbeat Dollars. We're

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basically we're giving you money from us, not for the company or anything which

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gave our roasters money by spinning a
whammie wheel while it's twenty dollars lighter this

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week than I'm used to same.
We had four contestants on Wednesday, but

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I think my favorite one was Brad
at the end because Brad had he was

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funny. How what's your name?
Brad? Thanks? Brad? All right?

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Where you at? Brad? I'm
right here? Okay? Good three

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spins? Let's go jj Okay,
seven dollars and fifty cents on spin one.

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He's a good tall. Are you
taking your fifteen, Brad? Or

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you're pushing forward for your last one? Pull in, Brad, I will

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push. Yeah, Hey go give
me a come on bread? So broke

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Youlad? I got Australian pink float. You might have fun at that damn

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concert while you're drinking out of a
water fountain. You don't have any money

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for refreshment, Brad. That's okay. I guess what They just canceled the

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Australian. We just found that out
too. You had it all, yes

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you are? You had it all
thirty seconds ago? Brad? What an

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idiot? He had it all all, we had a fifteen dollars dollars with

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a chance to win another seven fifty. Yeah, it was funny. I

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love that game. It's great.
His laugh is funny too the episode.

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He's just yeah, he's laughing at
his own demise. I'm an idiot loser.

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It was funny and he's on to
Australian people. Foind Yes, we

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need Brad and Studio every day just
to sit about four feet away from a

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microphone. Yeah, had a laughing
giggle, giggle. We found some super

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commercials that are gonna air on Sunday
exclusively. Mm hmm, never before heard

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stuff. I kinda played these yesterday, but in case you missed it,

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I might play a different order than
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All right, cool, cool,
kevy. Let's start out with this one.

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Italy Paris an exotic island. I
just can't afford it. While social

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media makes it look like your friends
are traveling the world and having the time

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of their lives, you're just sitting
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watching Johnny Sin's Danny d Billy Glide, Rocko Stefreddi Kieran Lee, Xander

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Korvis Johnny Castle, Manuel Ferrara,
Eric Everhard, Seth Gamble, Shane Diesel,

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I mean it's another quality product from
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piano. I think when Danny has
to open the file and find piano no

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doing spring noise? Is someone mentioned
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of boyings and parts at all times. Production. I've had my own and

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again Colonel of Truth there that would
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already. Yeah, you know for
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how to you because I'm an idiot
when it comes to graphic design and social

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media, you needed somebody to outsource
that make your vacation, make it look

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like you actually went on a vacation. That would be he just put a

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smoking hot girl next to me and
all whatever pictures I take and make it

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look perfect. And there's value in
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Really, it's kind of happening,
right. That's probably doing that.

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They're probably photoshopping where they're at all
the time. Maybe my brother's not in

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Mexico right now, So why do
I have his two dogs at my house

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all week so he can whale?
Yeah, he's just home with his umbros

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down whaling watching Pirates too Revenge.
What are you doing that next week?

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Yeah, I'll do it next week. Here's a I'm legendary actor Robert Mouvall

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and I love eating ice cream.
Well, for some of you are out

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there, you might be lacked post
and tolerance. That's why I've created Robert

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All's ice cream, but the ice
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Instead of worrying about your lactose intolerance, when you try Robert Duvall's ice cream,

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you'll be consumed with the taste of
ancient ice cream and you won't ever

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think about your lactose intolerance. It
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poisonous peach, calcified chocolate, and
vintage vanillas. You see, you don't

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have to let lactose intolerance take you
down. It can be the age of

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the ice cream. I still love
it. Robert Duvall's ice cream the ice

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cream you can afford at a cheap
rate with no expiration date. Each of

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ice cream, it's the ice cream
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It's ridvo stream eating ice cream.
You know those vocals the singer and that

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that jingle there was recorded at an
actual airport. Hangar do sound like it?

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That one is incredible, so ridiculous. I mean all they named ice

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cream but poisonous peach each fly off
the show, and I just I love

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it. I love it. There's
trying to find words that it sound like

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ash cream that's one of the greatest
song outros is a great it's also a

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cigarette lighters nineties like I should do
sup commercials. And the big spelling point

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is no expiration day. That's it
lasts forever. It is that Christmas season

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is niaip on us and your home
is going to be filled with hungry family

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members ready to feast on some holiday
goodies. But you don't want to bore

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them with the same old fair you've
always done in the past. That's why

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it's time to stuck up on Trader
Joe's Microwaves Cinnamon clam Tarts. What says

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have a badass Christmas more than the
combination of full made, flaky cinnamon breakfast

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tarts and the unique flavor of fresh
clam. Nothing make Christmas great again with

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a taste of the New England sea
and cinnamon. With Trader Joe's Microwaves Cinnamon

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clam tarts, fully snubby nod little
sailor, You've got this Scottish Viking using

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the term bad ass, the taste
of the New England sea and cinnaman.

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So it's like a pop tart right, it looks like are you thinking just

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a nice thin goo of clam in
the middle. Yes, it's basic a

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pastry with delicious sugar and cinnamon on
top. It's flaky, Yes, it's

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delicious when you break it open.
Yes, it is filled with minced clam.

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Not blueberry. No, like cinnamon
or I'm sorry, like black cherry,

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uh huh, concord grape. Nope, it's clam New England gray,

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just a thin google of the New
England Sea. I think that might have

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been one of the items that got
recalled, that a bunch of stuff recalled,

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and cinnamon clam tarts is definitely on
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it. We're all bugged out that
football's almost out. But never fear,

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because CBS has you covered with its
new spring line up coming this April Monday

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Night. Today, it's the highly
anticipated return of Kevin Spacey as he hosts

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the new food challenge game show House
of Carbs. I've made some changes in

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my life, and I'd like to
invite you to join. Contestants will eat

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as much food as they can.
Created by celebrity chef Robert Brownie Junior.

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And now that we finally moved on
from Young Sheldon, we're adding two new

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family oriented shows Tuesday nights at seven, It's The Mighty Orphan Power Rangers,

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followed by Have You Met Your Mother? Starring Neil Patrick, Harris's husband David

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Burtka, and it's Wildlife Wednesday Nights
in the Spring with new animal related shows.

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At seven, we go out to
the sea for the new maritime reality

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show Keeping Up with the Crustaceans,
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we got the syndication rights to the
two thousand and two Fox show Firefly,

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so we're just gonna air all fourteen
episodes of that because it's costy fishing.

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On Thursday nights at nine, Let
the Games begin. Pete Davidson, Pearl

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Jam guitarist Mike MacCready and former Jacksonville
Jaguars quarterback David Gerard starring Game of Krones.

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Ten celebrities with Chrome's disease duke it
out in an academic and cathalon with

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half the proceeds go to charity.
And on Friday nights, our true crime

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hits keep on coming with the debuts
of LFG New Hampshire, s M H

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Tulsa, r O F L.
Bismarck, and s T f U des

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Moines. Don't worry football will be
back in the fall. Catch our new

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spring lineup only on CBS. We're
the one that looks like the eyeball.

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I love it the music switches that
fit perfectly with each upcoming show. Enjoy

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the game of crones as he's googling
famous people with crows. I did.

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It's unfortunate. It's a tough one. More people have that than I than

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I knew. Was a decathlon of
knowledge, which is Trugger ten categories usually,

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and half of the proceeds go to
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proceeds. My favorite quote a procede. This one is more regional. Hey

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there, greetings, exotic world traveler. The next time you're in the Wisconsin

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area, come to where the real
hot action is Bean Snappers Zappers in beautiful

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Green Bay. You can meet Martha, the one armed Empress of Exotic Dance.

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Or how about c Section Sadie,
runner up of Ampleton's nineteen ninety seven

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Cheese Queen Beauty pageant. You've never
seen this before. Come to Bean Snappers,

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Green Bay's one and only palace of
erotic fun. Enjoy our free endless

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sausage buffet every morning before Packers games. What's that smell? Feel the electricity

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in your loins when you feast your
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Get a refund on the cover jar
breathing the aroma of bootleg perfume and

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lining Google when you walk through the
door. I'm pretty sure I just threw

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up. It's Bean Snappers. Get
off the crapper and come on damn to

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Bean Snappers. Chamber of Congress brought
you that, okay, where they get

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the money. Get off the crapper. Bean Snappers is a real place in

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Appleton. I'm sorry, but I
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one one star. This was the
most discussing. This was the most disgusting

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experience of my life. There are
only five dancers there, and only one

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of them was decent. All caps
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four. The teas were all flat. No ass, okay, and I'm

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sorry, swear to God. Look
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Oh my god, it looks like
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of bean Snappers is half the size
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No, no again, look at
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people who have been in there,
but we haven't been in there. Look

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at that place, it is tiny. There's one more I want to play

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for you, plus our thoughts on
Cowboys' new defensive coordinator, Yeah hiring,

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And we're gonna give away that pair
of tickets to Australian Pink Floyd with a

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special twist that you do not want
to miss. Next time. Nine won the Freak