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People you have a name. Welcome
to another episode of jeff Just Bizarre Adventure,

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the loudest podcast on the Internet.
Let's not test that theory. I

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call it the loudest podcast because many
many weeks ago, Jean Luke told me

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he was like, listen, man, I'm editing a lot of podcasts that

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you're on. Your keyboard is too
fucking loud. So I was like,

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all right, I'll get a new
keyboard. And I have got the keyboard,

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I have not set the keyboard up, so it still will remain the

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loudest podcast for Jean Luked at it. He told me a while, agoyboard

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or mute yourself. I know,
I know I will not do either of

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those things. Yeah, well I
looked forbid for an hour. You stop

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troll stop responding to trolls on Twitter, and you fucking pay attention to hosting

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the goddamn show. So if people
maybe didn't catch it from that little interlude,

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Jeff's spicy today, No, I'm
not spicy today. Yeah, he

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told about John's haircut. He told
we'll get to that. Well, we'll

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get to that, don't don't you
worry. We're going to cover that.

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Jeff spy hair cut. I'm hungover
a little spicy, but feeling it.

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Tom's we're in a really cool game, gart Ye can't get them all closer

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to the camera for this audio,
and he put it's the perfect It's the

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perfect Pokemon. It's just he's brilliant, it says in Japanese. Just underneath

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its very nice, very good.
Jean look like reached out to me a

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couple of months ago and he's like, uh, I forget how he put

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it. He was so polite,
but he was basically like, do you

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use a keyboard and mouse when you
stream? And I'm like, when you

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record podcasts? I'm like yeah,
all the time. He goes, huh,

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why I can't hear your mouse and
keyboard when you record? Can be

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particularly savage that when he wants to
that's the people who don't know that I

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so we can. We can say
anything about him, like I think John

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Ke killer man. I saw John
Luke Killerman on the Eastpate at one time.

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It just like killed him and then
threw him into the seat in cold

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Blood. In cold Blood and was
like, now you're type quieter, And

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that's why that's why I decided to
make some moves I'm getting when I was

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ivy get thrown into the when I
was in New York and I saw John

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Luke doubled over and when he turned
his and he just looks at me and

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he goes, if you ever tell
anyone, And that story is not going

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to make it into the podcast,
like there's no there's no point even saying,

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because it's gonna ended it out.
I'm joined by Jeff Back. Hey,

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what's going on, every buddy.
Welcome to Jojo Land. John Jojo

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Land is actually part ten that's just
about to come out. Oh god,

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damn it, I'm behind in the
show. We're actually more of these he's

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got to do, like okay,
yeah, okay, that's sick. Why

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isn't there Jojo themed theme park?
Yeah? You know what I'm saying,

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or even like, I mean,
there's Dolly, there's Dollywood. That's been

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the big money. When is the
universal going to be like all right,

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let's let's grab I'm sorry I interrupted
your intro. No, we've also got

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John aka Super Patrol. Thank you
time. It's it's been a little upsetting

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to be here, but we'll get
to that at the interest. We'll get

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to it. And of course Lucy
James. I feel she's got it vibebe

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last week around this place. Feeling
a little fragile this morning. Yeah,

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but I'm good. I've had it. A texted tam Elia. I had

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a glass of milk, and I
felt like such a little fucking freak I

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was when I got that message.
I was like, hell, yeah,

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I have a glass of milk.
I went to my fridge to see if

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I could have a glass of milk, and unfortunately I've run our milk.

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So but then, but then I
feel like a mcpoile sibling from it's almost

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sunny. Unfortunately that's the connotation these
days. So whenever I have pancakes,

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I have to have a glass of
milk. Oh yeah, God, And

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I think I think, tam I
disparaged you earlier for the milk thing,

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but when I really thought about it, I do the same. We're all

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the same, straight up. No, except for me, I'm not like

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you. But the thing is this, because American milk tastes like shit,

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Oh enough already with that milk in
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British milk tastes good. I'm sure
it's got so much sugar in it,

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like it's got to no, no, no, it goes off, no

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sugar. It goes off in like
two days. Man. Yeah, I

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mean, I'm sure it's got some
sort of preservative in there, but like

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it's it's it tastes like white syrup. No, no, what it looks

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like here, I just bought a
carton of milk, and I think it's

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going to outlive me. So true. So guys, I guess there was

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just like a little interaction that I
just wanted to get out into the public.

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It's starting off to start of this
podcast, Tam Lucy, you were

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you were all here for all of
this, so you can if I if

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I misspeak, if I say anything
out of place, you can you can

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pull me up on it. But
a couple of days ago, we got

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a message from Jeff just on the
Mutual Discord where he said, always always

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a worrying time. Yeah, what's
gonna happen? And he said, does

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anyone have anything going on this week
that's going to make them feel like good

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about themselves? Which I thought was
like a bit of an odd question,

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But I was like, you know
what, like I think Jeff's maybe just

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trying to put some more positivity out
there and I'm going to be part of

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it. And I said, Jeff, I'm getting a haircut later this week

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and I'm really excited about it.
And no reply from jeff no reply,

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which should have been the first sign
though something is yeah. And so then

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not long ago, this a couple
of minutes ago. I'm still kind of

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recovering from its recovering the haircut.
I'm mostly recovered from that. And I

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turned on the camera and it's just
jeff He's he's waiting there like he's already

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there, and he leans in real
close to the camera and he just goes,

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if you hadn't told me you were
getting a haircut, and then he

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leaves, like a thirty second pause
and he just goes, I would never

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even have noticed. It was brutal. Yeah, Jeffy did say that,

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So it was he's formulating what he's
trying to say. But you did say

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that. I like that. Yeah, it felt like it was particularly malicious.

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It was like, my, I
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I'm nearing the end of my day. Before it happens, I will

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like to ruin someone else's day in
a different time zone of Johnson. He's

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going to go to bed as well, So he's gonna lie awake thinking about

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this. Oh, I'm not sleeping
after that. Yeah, Jeff, can

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you what do you have to say
for yourself? Yeah? I mean,

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like, aside from the fact that
like what I said is like basically innocuous

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at best, Like, it's just
it's just it's a fine thing. I

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don't think anyone is really in the
position to speak to what it's like to

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be me and when regular sort of
like you know, every day luxuries that

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people with hair, uh are afforded
come off as acts of aggression towards those

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who don't have any hair. So
are you trying to cancel us for having

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hair? Oh? I think he
canceled yourself. I see. The thing

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that I take away is from it
is Jeff a man who has known what

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how much hair can mean to clear
attack someone knowing I never had good hair.

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Okay, I never once in my
life had good hairy He finally admits

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it. Oh, I believe that
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John. I think the first thing
I ever said to John was, Holy

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fuck, what a beautiful head of
hair you have. I think that's probably

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the first thing I ever said to
you too, Tam. I don't know.

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I don't think some Yeah today today, I don't still go around complimenting

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women's hair because who I just don't. Just don't do that. You're gonna

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have to figure that out yourself.
It's the thing. I just don't feel

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comfortable doing what I do. Feel
like, yeah, sure, however you

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need to, you know, rationalize
it. I have. I I am

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the first to compliment a guy with
with with because I used to have minted

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Lucy's hair earlier this recording. Yeah, I definitely, like, you know,

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jumped on why is it weird?
Jeff like, why is it weird?

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Hey? I definitely said, like, yeah, me too. I

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agree. But I can't be like
very dark, which was I said,

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your beard looked very dark. You
know, not every word is relevant to

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the sentiment. I feel like in
this situation it is. But regardless,

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here we are bug Snacks him U, which is maybe one of my favorite

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things I've ever seen on the internet, which is where hard Drive wrote I

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think in their review, they wrote
like bug Snacks will certainly be one of

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the games, may not be the
best looking, but will certainly be one

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of the games on the PlayStation five. At launch and for them marketing trailer,

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they put buck Snacks will dot dot
dot dot dot dot one of the

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best looking games. Yes, I
mean, I'm okay, like that's very

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bug Snacks. I'm cool with that. Yeah. Yeah. Someone wrote me

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today asking if they think the hot
dog fingers thing in bug Snacks that my

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kids said is the reason that it's
in everything everywhere, all at once,

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could be could be. Yeah.
The Daniels do, they enjoy they have

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a connection with the dan My my
wife has worked with the Daniels Daniels.

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She they directed a bunch of the
Aquafina show on Comedy Central that so genuinely

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Dylan. It's like a one degree
of separation. Yet Dylan could have left

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his mark on popular culture. So
I had a moment like that recently.

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And we will start talking about Jojo
soon, I'm sure. I just I

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just want to. I feel like
I've always felt like this podcast is safe

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space. Okay, yeah, up
until the hair thing. Yeah, so

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I had to bring it back to
beat there. Do you guys watch Atlanta

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at all? But I really want
to, Okay, Tam, I think

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you've seen my space jam video.
Is that correct? Twice? Okay?

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And I gave you two of you. There's thank You. There's an episode

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of season four Atlanta, which is
about an al TriNet version of the Goofy

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movie that never existed because it's creator
went insane. Oh and it real I

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think it's I'm ninety nine percent sure
it's a coincidence, but there's one or

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two moments where I'm like the dolt
fucking glory watch my space jamming John.

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A lot of people watch your Videosands, could one of them could be Donald

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Glover, Star of Lethal Weapon?
What let's preaking? What did you say

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you don't Glover, Star of Lethal
Weapon? Yes? Was that like a

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subconscious show? You didn't realize you
were telling? Like? What was that

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Danny Glover? Yeah, it doesn't
matter, not everyone. It's the same

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guys, the same guy, same
oh yeah, identical output, the same

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the same same career path, same
age, same person. Uh that he's

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frequently wrapped about being mistaken for Danny
Glover. So there. You made me

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explain the joke to you. Herbs, you say, herbs, Yes,

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yeah. I tried to bring that
back to Let's Go a Nubis Part two,

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an episode jes Joe Joe's Bizarre Adventure, which this podcast you might have

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been surprised with that is dedicated to
begin Allegedly, we begin the episode where

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we left off in the last episode, because that is how continuity in a

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serialized series works. We begin with
a knife, a knife to Poulnariff's throat.

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This knife wielded by a barber.
The barber they believe is a stand

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user, but before he does the
classic villain ship where he's like, a

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ha ha, I'm gonna look evil
for a bit before I kill you.

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But Paul Narif uses that opportunity to
like push the sword into the barber's like

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midriff and it's it's the most competent
thing Pollnriff has ever done. It's insane.

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Yeah. I looked at it and
I was like, that's very unlike

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polmar Where do you learn that?
Who's he copying? Yeah? Polmar If

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realizes the stand is basically taken over
the barber, and he also it's like

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shit, that means the other lad
that I beat wasn't the stand user.

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He calls Silver Chariot. Who Silver
Chariot is perhaps the most forgettable stand Every

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time I feel like every time Paul
and I have called Silver Chario, I'm

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like, oh shit, I forgot, I forgot about you. There's something

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about his eye sockets that I really
like. I like silver Chario. I

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think I think I would say I'm
even forgets right away. No, no,

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no, you're not gonna get any
magicians hate here. Cacueine stands.

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Fucking Emerald flood face, what is
it? Emerald Green? Now that's to

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me, he's the most forgettable.
Yeah, yeah, Purples, her purple,

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Hermit, it's just fucking just just
like come on, you know,

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yeah, you know what, maybe
just delete Hermit purp ball and replace it

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with just the good old fashioned Hamman. Yeah, Why, that's what I

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think should have happened. Like Joseph, I verily should have been like I

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carried on using Hammon, but I've
got it to a place where it can

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fight stands because I'm Joseph Joe Star, And I mean, that would be

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the easiest thing to believe ever,
would be fucking cool? Great, didn't

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he didn't They bring back com on
for a hot second? Did do something

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with Haman against one of the against
the weird creature Haman doesn't work on stands,

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is the thing? It was?
How could they reverse that can?

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And I don't know. It was
during that scene where Joseph was ordering a

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sandwich and he told the person making
it that he wanted ham on right,

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so that one. I don't.
I don't think that's even the first time

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that Tim has made that joke on
the Yeah, I think not, which

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is a definite sign that and a
haram joke no less, which is fucked

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up. Yeah, I can't,
I can't. I can't say the word

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hamm oh. I did it again. Ship Silver Chariot gets absolutely rock immediately,

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like just it's like shit, I
am getting pushed back. And meanwhile

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Joseph is playing keep away with Iggy
and some coffee gum and gets farted on.

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It's a very important scene. This
is a good episode for Iggy.

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I think so temperature check on Iggy, Tam, you seem converted. I

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like Iggy more off of this episode. I mean, yeah, but Iggy's

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still a little freak. Jeff,
He's been registering way low on the scale.

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Uh. It's a couple less of
points were docked for these two episodes

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as well, like continues of downward
trajectory, I like, like nearly like

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a haddoken and controlling into Joseph's space. Yeah, I was not even trying.

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It is a baby with like dog
ears and in a full set of

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human teeth. Dud. It is
so stupid. That dog is so stupid.

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I've been looking at this Iggy figure
for so long, but it's fucking

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You want to bring that negative energy
on yourself, and by all means,

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make a purchase. It's a Joseph
and Iggy together disgust. It's pretty disgusting,

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I'll put it. But the problem
is it's an action figure. Oh

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so it's going to be posable.
Yeah, you can't spend one hundred and

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twenty dollars on that. Yeah,
but that that will be reproduced at some

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point because it's superaction statue and it
will be cheaper. Yeah, you don't

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want this. I'm going to find
myself an Iggy. There's also one.

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There's like this thing that looks like
a dendroid or some shit like that,

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and it's like, you for Iggy
looked weird as it is, Wait till

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you see this version of Iggy.
Oh god, that Iggy moved through the

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images. Yeah, it's like just
because he's like with a square head and

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like a tongue hanging out, which
I don't see his tongue hanging out that

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much in the series, but like
he's got a little coffee gun box as

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well, which is meat, I
guess. Anyways, Joseph gets farted on

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cut back to the fight, and
Jojo doesn't seem seem to Joe doesn't seem

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to know what's going on. He's
just like he's literally just sitting on the

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waiting bench, on the waiting chair
or whatever it is, being like,

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Oh, I'm having a normal after
it is that normal one today, just

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like looking at what's going on,
Paul Earth is like, do not engage

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in this fight because Star Platinum would
immediately take an ell against the sword,

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So don't interfere Joe, which is
very presumptuous of Paul Nith, because yes,

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he I don't think he's seen a
lot of what Star Platinum can do.

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And it's just like I assume that
because it's a knife, like you're

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gonna get old to just stay out
of this. Yeah, Like at this

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point, Star Platinum's power is that
he automatically wins fight. Yeah, straight

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up, And that is why like
it feels like a very flimsy justification to

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keep him out of it because it's
like clearly he was like, oh if

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if we if I bring in Style
Platinum at this stage in the fight,

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it's just over, so I can't
do that. I'll leave it for later.

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Polarif carries on fighting using Silver Chariot, and he's not doing great because

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the sword gets stronger with every strike. A newbi sword gets more powerful and

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faster, which pretty cool. That's
a good idea, It's cool. Sure.

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Yeah. So Polarif is like,
I'm going to use this tablecloth or

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whatever it was just sheet to like
throw it up in front of me and

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like obscure division. And then he
tries to use that sick new move that

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he revealed the last episode where you
can launch his sword out of the hill

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and bounce it swords a gun his
gun sword, not in the cool Final

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Fantasy eight way, but in a
weird like I want to throw a needle

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across her room way. I'd like
your Final Fantasy eight worked like that,

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where you can use squalls sword once
per battle and then you have to spend

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several minutes after the battle finding the
blade. I think that'd be a much

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better game. Remove the draw mechanic
at that and he launches a sword and

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it does not work. I knew
basically sees it coming, and just like

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it's like no, I like that
a lot. I thought that was really

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cool because like it's like, oh
shit, it's really actually learning. Yeah,

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it's fun. I knew this,
saw it happened in the last one.

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I was like this, this whole
barbershop fight I think was really well

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done and really agreed. I liked
it a lot. Eventually, Paul marfas

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like, okay, Joe, I
need some help, man, and Jojo

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looks cool as fun when he stands
up, like he stands up, there's

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a pause, and then he goes
start Platinum and start Plantum appears and just

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I just to be clear, I
really enjoyed the way he said that.

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I watched it like three times.
Yeah, I kept I was like,

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oh this is sick. Oh what
are these feelings? Oh god, And

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then start Platinum just immediately punches the
possessed dude out of the window, just

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like launches him, and and then
I was like, don't worry, that

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was a shallow punch. Yeah.
Yeah, I really held back on that

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one. Yeah. The barber basically
stands up and a Nubis speaking through him

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is like, oh I see,
like, yeah, the reputation that Star

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Platinum has for being powerful is true. So people are there's a Facebook group

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where all of these standardsers are talking
about Start Platinum and be like this dude

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is wild and stay away from him. I love that so much. Like

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that, where are you hearing this? Yeah? What is the one?

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As like the Orango Bongo Brothers,
how it went? And they just send

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back a sad face. Yeah that's
right. They just don't. They just

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on truth Social just being like they
are. Oh yeah, yeah, that

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is the social network platform of choice
for all stands a deal friends. Yeah,

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the ovariey I just like on truth
Social and streaming on Rumble just mean.

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Meanwhile, Deo is just on pillow
for it for some reason. I

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don't know what that is. No
one does what. It's like masterdon for

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people who hate themselves. Oh so
like more cell form. Yeah, I

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think it's like press releases through masteradon
And I looked at the notification. I

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was like, are you all right? This is a wild approach? Yeah,

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what are you gonna say that?
John? Oh? I think no,

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I think Pillow four it was actually
it was like a replacement for tumbl

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Tumbler when people got scared that there
was going to be no porn on Tumbler.

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Oh, what's happening with Hive?
I haven't logged on the Hive in

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a hot While it's fantastic, everyone
should get involved with Hive. It's a

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brilliant alternative. Why are you saying
that with such a such a devil s

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it's kind of a ghost down.
Maybe it's because maybe it's because I invested

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in Hive. Oh yeah you did. I forgot about that. Yeah,

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even the real world money in the
Hive for real? Yeah? Yeah,

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for real? Like how did that? You know? That's another podcast?

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I don't want to get you clapped
by the sec. No. It was

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one of like one of those things
where it was like, uh, it's

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like a system they have which is
really well known, where you invest in

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it and once it reaches a certain
stage they take the money from you.

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And I really invest in it to
be like this is going to have the

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future. It was like, I
don't know. It's made by these group

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of women who are just trying to
create some sort of alternative to this fucking

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hell hold that is Twitter, and
if a little bit of money it wasn't

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a lot of money. It was
very If a little bit money is going

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to give him a bit of a
boost to try and get some alternative going,

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it's worth it for me. So
I did it. Yeah, fu

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El Mask. Yes, so the
lads are the network is a buzz of

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how powerful Star Platinum is? Is
that high reference? Yes? Oh beautiful.

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I think he's marketing. He's trying. I'll give that. He's slipping

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us some time. At some point
we are going to need sponsorship money from

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them if you're going to keep doing
this. I had to break it to

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you. But I don't think they
have very much money at all. The

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barber leaps into the air and brings
the sword down on Joe Toro and stop

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Platinum. But stop Platinum just catches
the sword in his hands. Yeah,

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it just caps, just like snaps
the blade into and it's like just tosses

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it aside, like oh shit.
Do you think you could ever catch a

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blade like that? Like? Absolutely, I don't think I could. No.

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I think I think if you let
me try a thousand times, I

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would catch it once and die nine
hundred ninety nine times. Yeah, a

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thousand cuts. No, I'm catching
it first time. Okay, I've absolutely

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faith in my belities to catch a
sword one for one very good. That's

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pretty good. Respect that. And
if I don't catch it, I'll never

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be a left to know it.
So I point, yeah, of my

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mind, I will have thought I
caught it. And that's a tricky time

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because that would mean that a very
seill swordman would have to like have the

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blade to slice through your skull and
get your brain. M I do it

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with an unskilled swords that's for sure, but that's your only hope of catching

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it. But then that might like
just get lodged. You know, it's

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tricky. You're really playing a fire
here. Yeah, I'll just tell the

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swordsman if I if it seems like
I haven't caught this, make sure you

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finished the job very quick. Okay, So yeah, I can do it.

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So the barber is like, she
turns out the true strength of Star

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Platinum isn't the power of speed of
the stand itself, but Joe Turo's split

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second decision making and his comment.
It's not his strength of speed, it's

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the fact that Jodo is so fucking
cool. Don't get it started again.

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It's like, well, how did
he win? Well, fucking Jodo and

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Start Platinum are so cool. Rocky
really knows how to make me make the

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most horrifically like snore sound. Ever
certain points in his like I did the

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old like, oh, come on, like that kind of thing. After

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that, sometimes like you've just got
to lean into the fact that you've got

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a really powerful duo, Like you
know PJ and Duncan so reference that Jeff's

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gonna get No, it's a reference
that only like three people across the earth

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work. Oh good thing you said
it? Yeah, three people? Those

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those are the best jokes. Yeah, John, did you get it?

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Did you get it? Absolutely not? Yeah, I don't remember. You

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don't know bike a Grove like it? He's like, you don't know the

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extremely obscure bike a grove is for
someone maybe in Ireland. No, no,

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we had bike a Grove in Ireland. But that was this was back

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in the phase when I was like, well, this show has like actual

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people in it, kno cartoons,
so I'm not watching it. I am

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going to derail this podcast by making
Jeff Bakla watch the video for PJ and

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Duncan's Let's Get Ready to Rumble?
Oh yeah, so please enjoy. Yeah,

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Jeff reactions and also John please put
the music in the podcast just thirty

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seconds at ready yet, ready,
ready yet ready watch us rector Mike,

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what just rec the Mike? What
just reck the mic? Psych One of

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my favorite things is like the idea
of Jean Luke coming into this discord later

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and just seeing the links that we've
just been like, what the fuck now

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happening in this podcast? Well have
they done this time? I don't like

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this? Okay. So those guys
PJ and Duncan are like the our Ryan

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Seacrest. Basically, they have been
the face of prime time Big Bill,

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Yeah dude, for thirty years they've
been They've been hosts of everything, Yeah

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host, I'm a celebrity, Get
me out of here, Saturday Night Takeaway,

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my friends. I used to work
on that, so I actually got

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to go a couple of times.
My mum used to live on the next

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street over from Ant's mum. M
and the real names are Ant and Deck,

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and Deck's brother was a priest and
he died last year. Sadly.

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The thing is because so I'm from
the Northeast and everyone knows everyone. So

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yeah, when bikeer Grove was on, which is how we got here basically

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like just kids that you would know
would be on because they cast just normal

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people. And it's a lot.
Yeah, John, did you never see

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the advert for wats it? That
was the rep that went, what sits

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on your wat sits? Well,
that kid was it went to my school

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and he became he was both famous. Well do you do you remember when

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they said the kid from uh It's
Frosties. Yeah? Yeah, and they

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were like, oh, he's going
to die. Oh he died? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah he did not.
Don't worry about it. There's it's

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very much the left. There's a
lot that from my side of the pond

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that I've looked towards the UK at
with great admiration, jealousy, fear of

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like missing out on that. Cultures
About your favorite UK thing? Jeff,

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Yeah, what's the one thing that
you wish you could have experienced in the

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UK in real time? Yeah?
Is it? Like if you're about to

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say, are you okay? No? What? I don't give a because

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I wish I was there for that. That's the thing I kind of have

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phomo for that, Like that's that's
fucked up. But you know it was

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such a big deal. Uh And
obviously a massive deal in the UK,

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and I was over here and like, we didn't get a fucking day off.

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No, m okay, even though
I was, I said to my

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boss, I was like, well, I'm in mourning. I shouldn't be.

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You're all full of shit. Nothing
you care. You guys didn't care.

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Tell me direct You're like, we
do not care about this event.

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I just think, like there's a
lot of things that go ahead, John,

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Oh, No, sorry, you
go ahead, Jeff No. I

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was just gonna say, I think
there's a lot of things that I've like,

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you know, been jealous about with
like UK culture, not everything.

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And I don't know this, I
can't really define it in a sentence,

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but there's a certain like, there's
a certain dryness, a certain like behavior

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I think, you know, compared
to the times I've been there, it's

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just been lovely and I enjoy it. And I think there's like a lot

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of comedy stuff that I've really sort
of TV identified with. I don't know

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about TV because I don't I haven't
seen a bunch of that, But the

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thing you just show me here that
falls into the category that I just am

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not very much jealous criss cross Okay, Oh, I'm sorry to hear that

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kind of magician. No, no, actually the rapper who is who is?

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Also they're not white kids, so
it's that it's that infant rap thing,

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teenage rap thing. But anyway,
kids, Yeah, back to Jojo

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anyway, back to Joejoe the barber
has been knocked out, swords on the

404
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:21.079
floor, destroyed, and Paul Mareth
is like, don't touch the sword.

405
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.319
If if you touch it when I
was unsheathed, it pretty much controls you.

406
00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:30.480
And then five seconds later, yeah, five seconds later, so they

407
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:31.640
quickly come up with a plan.
They're like, oh, let's throw it

408
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:37.519
into the nile, which is like
a solid plant, okay, And then

409
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:38.799
a cop comes along and it's like, what are you guys doing? Why

410
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:42.519
is the sword? We heard about
a disturbance, and then they like struggle

411
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:46.319
over the sword. And while struggling
over the sword, Paul Marath, who

412
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:52.319
moments earlier said don't touch the hill, touches the hill and uncheathe the sword.

413
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:57.680
I looked at the trap ray,
Yeah, that's that's the moment that

414
00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:02.920
I Polarith obviously is possessed and it's
going to attack the cop. But I

415
00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:08.200
think Georgo kind of intervenes here,
right, he steps in to stop it

416
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:15.640
being a killing blow. I think
it's unclear. Yeah, just looked.

417
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:21.559
Yeah yeah. Joe Taro basically worries
that he's got to now fight pol Narth,

418
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:24.759
but he could end up hurting Polnarith. He's not worried that Polariv is

419
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:30.799
going to kill him. Yeah,
what isulous thing? Yeah, He's like,

420
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:34.000
I'm not gonna lose. I'm just
gonna be worried. I'm clearly gonna

421
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.400
win, but do I kill my
friend in the process, and a Nubis

422
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:38.720
is like, I'm not going to
lose the second time because I've seen Star

423
00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:44.079
Platinum's moves now, so it's over
for you. And the sword is also

424
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:49.160
like way faster, and we see
that it's way faster because Star Platinum goes

425
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:54.000
for the catching in between palms method
again but doesn't work, and in the

426
00:33:54.079 --> 00:34:00.440
last second, Joe Taro kind of
like adjusts his positioning so that Stop Platinum

427
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:10.559
isn't hit with a deadly attack.
Anubis basically says that you can't live to

428
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:15.079
Joe Tarrow and not hurt polnar If
and not kill Polarth. So it's like

429
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:22.760
you got to pick one and then
Anubis like then throws the sword up as

430
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:28.239
polar If being controlled by Anubis,
throws the sword into the air and then

431
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:34.239
summon Silver Chariot, who catches it, which is pretty cool. Now Silver

432
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:38.239
Chariot will wielding his own sword and
the Anubis sword. So question about that

433
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:44.199
propeller thing here. I was watching. That's the first time we've seen Silver

434
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:51.639
Chariot have two swords, right,
yes, but in the opening credits there

435
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:53.360
is a moment where he has two
swords, So is that going to be

436
00:34:53.360 --> 00:35:00.519
a thing where he's like, there
may have been a fight where he took

437
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:05.480
out two swords. Really maybe,
I don't know. Yeah, I don't

438
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:08.400
know. It wasn't the solution to
the fight. It was just something he

439
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:13.639
did. But I can't remember if
I'm remembering something that's going to happen or

440
00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:16.320
what. I've been skipping the intro
in this one because I don't like it.

441
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:21.119
Why the intro song? I'm not
a fan of it. You're gonna

442
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:24.239
have to, Yeah, you have
to at some point, Yeah, yeah,

443
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:29.199
I will. I think when when
a kind of final five episodes,

444
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:37.000
you got Okay, So it's deal
wielding now, which is a big problem

445
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:42.079
for everyone involved. Because the speed
and the extra sword is really putting the

446
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:51.840
pressure on Star Platinum. But you
forgot about a star finger. Yep.

447
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:58.159
This is easily one of the dumbest
fucking moves in this show. Because so

448
00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:04.000
speaking of obscure Britain kids TV shows, there was one called Stupid Like That,

449
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:06.599
literally that was what it was called, and there was a kid in

450
00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:09.880
it and his whole thing was devil
Finger and he would just be he would

451
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:14.719
just be a normal kid, and
then his finger would like just take over

452
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:17.559
and just poke people or like get
him into trouble and he would just go

453
00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:23.440
nevil thinger And that's what this was
to be. That would have been better

454
00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:30.280
than Platinum Finger. Yeah, I
hated. I hated the way it's sprouted,

455
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:36.000
by the way, Yeah, so
grows two big fingers, uses it

456
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:38.480
to hit start a silver Chariot in
the arm and kind of knock him back,

457
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:44.400
and Jojo is like very focused on
defending right now, and as Cherry

458
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:49.239
attacks, he's looks he looks like
he's going high and Joe George starts to

459
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:52.559
block high, but then the over
chariot it's got two swords, uses the

460
00:36:52.559 --> 00:37:00.400
other sword to go low and stab
Joe taro right in the stomach. Bell

461
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:06.920
don't really, that's bad. It's
bad to get done in the in the

462
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:14.280
stomach. It's gonna matter. Did
you know that if your guts come out,

463
00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:16.920
if you get like cut across the
stomach and your guts come out,

464
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:20.960
could save you just could save your
life. This could save your life.

465
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:27.159
They your guts like basically know how
to rearrange themselves so that you can just

466
00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:30.760
like plunk them back in and eventually
why do you fucking know that? Don't

467
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.679
worry about it? Why do you
know that. Don't worry about it.

468
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.079
I am worried about it. Listen, don't worry about it when it's clearly

469
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:44.519
a worrying thing. You're just worry
It could save your life. Although you

470
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:47.280
might have grown up in New York
or whatever, but let's just say growing

471
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:52.880
up on the mean streets of Newcastle
is not easy. Okay. People's guts

472
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:55.039
all over them. Yes, I
get it. Ye, who knows when

473
00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:59.920
your guts will spill out? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So a new

474
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:04.000
this is like, holy shit,
I've won. And he's immediately like celebrating

475
00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:07.440
the victory on behalf of his Lord
and Master Dio and like, which real

476
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:13.559
quick. It's like a Nubis keeps
sort of like appearing right, And I

477
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:15.079
didn't realize for the longest time.
The Nubis is just like a little like

478
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:20.360
a little like doggie dog person,
like a little wolfie guy, like a

479
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:23.599
little wolfie dog boy guy. Yeah, is the god Anubis? Yeah,

480
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:25.599
that's what he looks like. That
was the last I mean, I was

481
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:30.079
unfamiliar with the guard stuff. Yeah. I think it's kind of funny because

482
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:35.199
like Iraqi is so creative with stands
a lot of the time, but this

483
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:39.159
was really just like, I'm going
to draw the Egyptian guard Anubis. Yeah,

484
00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:45.000
yeah, yeah, I didn't realize. I'm sure clearly, uh you

485
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.199
know, I'm familiar with the visual, but did not know that was an

486
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:51.800
Egyptian guy. Yeah. So Anubis
is like, all right, I'm going

487
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:54.039
to drive the rest of the sword
through you and finish you off. And

488
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:57.440
then Joe Torre was like, no, bro, don't do that. That's

489
00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:00.679
murder. Yeah, which is a
great Wait, no do you think he

490
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:07.559
said murder? Murder? Murder?
Nice? Very good, very good.

491
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:13.079
Back on the back on the board, there some applause into that that would

492
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.360
be if you choose not to.
I respect it. You know, yeah,

493
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:21.360
don't kill God help me if you
put in something like a boot or

494
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:30.119
yeah, you know, yeah,
please, I'll take it. But butom

495
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:35.000
tish is good. Yeah, uh, start Platinum comes out as he's trying

496
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.320
to do that, as he's about
to drive deeper. Yeah, and it

497
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:45.239
comes out and it's like, you
know what if any standard is going to

498
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:52.599
come out and start platinum? Okay, totally just built bill for in every

499
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.800
single way. Starts punching the blade
into little bits and then punching the hill

500
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:02.039
and basically wrecking the shit out of
that sword and destroying it, which is

501
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:07.039
like, just start with that.
Man, just should have done that immediately,

502
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:16.880
like right aways going on the Yeah, that whole murder thing. He

503
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:21.559
was like, yes, as I
said, it was murder, you have

504
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:25.599
been murdered, which is massive,
Like call an ambulance, but not from

505
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:34.440
me. Same energy as that.
So good. Yeah. Jojo was like,

506
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:37.800
damn, I've never been pushed this
far and need to find Abdul and

507
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:42.960
Joseph Asap wakes up and it's like
what happened? Oh shit, my bad?

508
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.480
Did I get possessed? Did I
fuck up? Yeah? Yes you

509
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:49.519
did? Did I do that?
Yeah? Nearby there's a kiddy in a

510
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:54.159
lollipop and in the weirdest fucking way. Man, I'm uncomfortable by that.

511
00:40:54.719 --> 00:41:00.760
Not what I like is not not
not. The one nearby is half of

512
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:06.519
a shiny blade and he's like,
maybe I should pick that up. Kid

513
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.519
picks it up and is immediately what
do you call it? Possessed? And

514
00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:16.480
he's like, fucking Anubis was So
we learned that Anubis was original stand user,

515
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:21.320
was the sword the sword smith that
forged it like five years ago.

516
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:25.840
But now Anubis exist as a stand
with no master, and Deo saved the

517
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:32.119
sword from a museum, and a
Nubis says that deal stand the world or

518
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:37.599
Zawordo is more powerful than him,
so he pledges loyalty. This is the

519
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:43.639
second time we've heard of this the
world. He has intrigued to find out

520
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:46.960
what the deal is with. I
mean, look, we already saw the

521
00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:52.639
sun, right the sun is you
know, the world sounds bigger than the

522
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:58.360
world. So they're already losing me
in the gravity of all this. You

523
00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:02.239
wait till you see the world.
Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to it

524
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:08.480
because unpredictabilities. This shows primary So
basically I know this was like, well,

525
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:12.239
this this stand can kick my ass, so I'm just going to pledge

526
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:15.199
my allegiance to it. The kid
meanwhile, I was preparing to throw the

527
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:21.440
blade in the weirdest poser I've ever
seen. Yeah, and she's like legs

528
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:27.280
spread apart in a very awkward position. As he goes to throw the blade

529
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:34.880
at Joe Turow, Savior comes along
and they say it's Hero God. Hero

530
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:40.840
comes along. This strengths to trip
people up. Iggy runs in and trips

531
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:45.480
up the kids as the kid is
throwing the sword and just it ends up

532
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:52.440
like going completely off base and hurtling
towards the nile and we return to fucking

533
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:59.519
looney tune land. Boy I genuinely
was like, what's the name? Like

534
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.119
Comedian where he Stuart Lee where he
just says stuff, but like it just

535
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:06.559
keeps going and it just gets funnier
as it keeps going. This was that

536
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:09.559
for me. This killed me.
And Nubis is such a herb. Oh

537
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:14.039
my god, the god of death
is such a fucking herb. We felt

538
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:19.239
like they were they just had a
fill pages here, like yeah, it

539
00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:21.960
just seemed like they were on a
quota and they were just like, we

540
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:25.079
need to be able to go up
until a commercial. So this this blade

541
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:29.599
better spin for a fucking long ass
time, and I better go through things

542
00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:32.000
about things better happen to it.
I want to see him manifest above the

543
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:36.960
blade as it's spinning towards the river. Thank you. This blade goes on

544
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:40.760
a lengthy journey of twists and turns
in a few seconds on screen, and

545
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:45.639
the setup is the blade is spinning
and hurtling towards the now and and Ubis

546
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:49.880
is superimposed above it, like desperately
trying to figure out a way to not

547
00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.039
land in the nile and commenting on
what happens. And it goes towards a

548
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:57.440
wall and he's like, yes,
I'll be saved. I'll just bounce off

549
00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:01.719
the wall and land on the floor
and I'm cool. But somehow he phases

550
00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:06.079
through it because he panicked. He's
in a panic state and didn't realize like,

551
00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:09.320
oh, the phase, I need
to unweaze. It's like it doesn't

552
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:14.400
necessary sense, Like is your auto
unnecessary? Yeah, it's so weird,

553
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:16.280
but it was also very funny.
It was like that, it's just you

554
00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:21.960
clearly did not need to do that. And then it's going it's above the

555
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.760
nile and then out of nowhere.
Just across the side of the screen a

556
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:29.039
boat appears and he's like, oh, hell yeah, I'll land on the

557
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:34.599
boat and then I'll take over the
guy and and I'm good. But it

558
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:38.159
ends up just lodging it into the
side of a cow on the boat.

559
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:46.559
Cow boats yeahs isn't it. Yeah, the cow's ass, And of course

560
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.119
the cow goes absolutely mental because it's
just sorts come out of nowhere and lodged

561
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:58.360
itself, and it's and then uh, and THEUS is like, oh shit,

562
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:01.960
I'll try and control the cow.
But before you can even start,

563
00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:07.280
like, the cow falls into the
river and the impact of landing in the

564
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:12.559
river dislodges the sword from the cow's
ass and it falls to the sea floor.

565
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:16.960
And while down there, Anubis as
the sword is like begging the fishes

566
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:21.079
and crabs to kick you into the
shore. That was pretty cool. Hey,

567
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:22.639
Mr Crab, come here. He's
like, little crabb, you come

568
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:28.159
up here. And we get a
big bit of texts just so it was

569
00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:35.400
made abundantly. Knubis defeated, which
is like big dog So's energy. I

570
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:38.519
love the rusting. I love the
line when he's like, no, I'll

571
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:46.519
be corroded in days yeah, they
I love his fall. His like final

572
00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:52.159
blow is like him stepping in a
bucket, stepping on a rake, having

573
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:55.360
like water fall fall on him,
slips on another banana peal, which,

574
00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:59.039
by the way, I'm sorry,
Iggy, that's all you are is a

575
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:05.920
glorified ban an appeal with a human
face. Yeah, what a weird like

576
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:10.239
you put it fucking looney Tunes.
The final moments for this idiot. Oh

577
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:15.639
you'll see, you'll see, you'll
all see. Yeah, and then miss

578
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:21.559
has defeated. Meanwhile, it cuts
the Iggy and he's like really enjoying the

579
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:25.639
sun. Iggy looks happy and content, just staring at the sun, and

580
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:31.559
then gets slapped over the head by
Paul Nareth and looks so sad. It

581
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:38.000
looks devastated, not down yet,
especially not against Iggy. And then Iggy

582
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:44.159
is like the fuck leaps onto Paul
Nareth and you can if you look at

583
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.480
it, back at it, he's
got the cheekiest smile on his face.

584
00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:53.039
He's got this little faces like they
just let us rip with a diabolical fought,

585
00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:55.760
and you can just see the smile
on his face. The entire twent

586
00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:00.480
I was like, fuck, I
love Iggy. It's so good. The

587
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:07.119
lads reconvene and Jojo says he basically
is like I'm never going anywhere with ponder

588
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:10.480
if ever again. Anyone's like,
yeah, that'll do it. And then

589
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:14.760
we get a breakdown of the demographics
of Egypt for some reason, based on

590
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:17.920
what they were, I mean,
absolutely bizarre. There's a way to like

591
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:22.840
introduce our new character here. I
guess. It's like, here's a bunch

592
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:37.440
of men and then here's some legs
theseeks as a lady walking and everyone is

593
00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:42.199
very into it. Are a couple
of days are like damn yeah, and

594
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.440
then we got a close up of
her and she's smiling. Oh no,

595
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:52.079
she's she's hot. That takes us
to the next episode, Bastet's Mariah Part

596
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:59.840
one. Bassett, if you didn't
know feeling God of Protection, uh Cacio,

597
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:05.119
we get cuck you In. He's
still blinded, he's wearing bandages and

598
00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:09.960
he's like, oh, can I
go please, And the doctor is like,

599
00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:14.519
no, cuck you in. You
will need to recover, but you're

600
00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:16.440
going to have to stay with us
for a while longer. And everyone's like,

601
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:21.320
oh no, and then the doctor's
like, just kidding. I don't

602
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:29.199
know why. It's an incredible joke. Yeah got me. Oh my god,

603
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:32.559
we need to work on your bedside. Yeah, yeah, I love.

604
00:48:32.880 --> 00:48:36.599
Essentially, they're basically like he's like, can I come back on the

605
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:42.000
shell please? And the doctor's just
like almost, you're not allowed almost,

606
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:46.119
not quite yet. The doctor's like
just kidding. The Speedwagon Foundation hit us

607
00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:49.880
up and they're like they want to
take over your treatment because they got a

608
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:52.039
state of the art tech and people
that will look off. We have nothing

609
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:58.360
here. This is just an empty
room. These are all props. Yeah,

610
00:48:59.760 --> 00:49:04.599
they ask who are you? Are
you famous? Like what's going on?

611
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:06.960
Why do you have this kind of
pull? And then one's like,

612
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.519
I just got some good friends.
I just someone always comes through for me.

613
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.719
Yeah. We're at the city of
Luxor on the west bank of the

614
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:17.280
Nile, which is where the Pharaohs
were laid to rest, and that's why

615
00:49:17.320 --> 00:49:23.119
it's called the Valley of Kings.
King tutin Common was laid to rest nearby,

616
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:28.679
and Joseph has gone to the toilet, gone for a ship. Yeah,

617
00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:31.360
he's gone for a ship. The
toilet was literally a hole in the

618
00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:35.800
ground, was some poo logs in
it. It's got some logs in it.

619
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:40.880
Legacy logs. Why is Iraqi so
obsessed with like shit, human shit?

620
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:45.400
I don't know, He's just like
normalized pooh. Man. It was

621
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:53.119
unclear whether that was Joseph shit or
he was gonna he was gonna go in

622
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:58.800
the hotel, so I don't And
also the pooh blows away real, yeah,

623
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:01.719
so we and the mechanics of pooing
in Egypt apparently in the desert,

624
00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:06.239
which is there's a hole in the
ground, you poo into it, yeah,

625
00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:08.719
and then hopefully the sand will just
blow it away, but if not,

626
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:13.360
you can put some sand on top
of it. So that real.

627
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:19.199
I'm looking it up, I mean, because I feel like he does Egypt

628
00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:23.480
poop hole in sand. When I
was younger and I was in and I

629
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:27.239
lived in Pakistan. I was born
in Pakistan and grew up many years there.

630
00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:31.199
We didn't have a proper like toilet
system, so we had like this

631
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:34.920
area which was just a field that
you would go to and it was like

632
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.840
full of stones and sand and that
kind of stuff. You take your poop

633
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:39.280
and then you take a stone,
a bunch of stones and sand and just

634
00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:42.920
put it on top and it would
go back into the earth. And that

635
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:47.000
was how we did our poos and
peas for a really long time when when

636
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:50.400
I lived there and I was like
super young, and we just didn't have

637
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:54.239
like the systems to set up a
toilet system. All right, everyone,

638
00:50:54.760 --> 00:51:00.360
I'm on toilet guru dot com.
Okay, let's go. Egyptian toilets tend

639
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:05.320
to be pretty minimal unless you're in
a place catering to Western tourists. It's

640
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:09.639
all squat toilets instead of raised commode
seats and water instead of paper. Done

641
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:13.840
right, this can make a very
clean toilet. Of course, in Egypt,

642
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.280
many things are not done right.
Here is a selection of Egyptian toilets.

643
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:24.599
Oh, these are that set up
the squat toilet is it's common in

644
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:28.920
you can go to you can go
like if you go to a mosk in

645
00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:31.159
England, chances that they have a
couple of those. And it's like not

646
00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:35.280
just like a hole in the ground, it's like porcelain, Like it's actual

647
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:38.760
porcelain, and like the area where
you put your feet is porcelain, and

648
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:43.920
like the look it's basically like imagine
toilet, but like flatten it down into

649
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:46.679
the ground and put like some footrests
on either side so you can squat comfortably

650
00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:50.400
right. It's not just like a
hole in the ground in the way this

651
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:55.960
is so you know that wasn't I
will say, did the bedwins you stand

652
00:51:57.000 --> 00:52:00.440
as toilet paper when there it was
no water. Here's a Quara article.

653
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:06.920
Clearly someone wants Jojo, I have
read. No, you fucking watched Jojo.

654
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:13.840
Oh you liar, you liar.
The squat method is actually quite satisfying.

655
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:20.719
It is an impossible fucking website to
look at it. If you are

656
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:22.960
given the opportunity to do a squat
shit, do it here. I go

657
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:30.840
take it off the everyone everyone should. Yeah, So we get Jojo,

658
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:35.480
we get Joseph Oh my god,
there's a lot of good ones. Yeah,

659
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:37.320
he's when he sees the poop and
he's like, what's going on here?

660
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:42.440
And then when he realizes that the
sand is used to cover up the

661
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.280
poop, we get another oh my
god, which is great and leash it.

662
00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:49.800
Yeah, he comes out of the
toilet and he's like, you know

663
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:52.719
what, I'm gonna hold it.
I'm gonna dance with the devil. I

664
00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:58.840
don't. I don't understand that mentality. No. I know people who who

665
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:00.639
are just like, oh, you
know, I never should in a public

666
00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:05.360
toilet and like I get it.
Well, like when I need to go,

667
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:08.360
I I'm doing it. I don't
care, like I don't do it

668
00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:14.079
having pooh in my body. You
know. I just think there's like there's

669
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:17.760
different moments, right, like uh, different levels of severity, if you

670
00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:25.719
will, where I for sure have
been able to make the choice to uh

671
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:30.800
postpone the event. I just don't
get it. I just yeah, but

672
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:36.199
I'm very regular, so you know, yeah, yeah too. Yeah,

673
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.440
it's it's good to be predictable.
I have my specific times where I know

674
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:44.199
that I'm gonna need to do it. And the thing a times you don't

675
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:51.360
schedule a meeting. Specific times you
don't schedule a meeting with Tim m exactly.

676
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:53.840
The thing that is different, The
thing that I would say is like

677
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:59.840
if I need to pooh badly and
I go into a toilet, I feel

678
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:02.639
like I'm committed. From that point. I can't. I can't go into

679
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:07.960
the toilet because you tell your body
like I'm about to do the to the

680
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:10.360
thing and then pull back on it. There's no pulling back once you're agreed.

681
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:24.639
Yeah, I'm just thinking about you. Three times outside the toilet,

682
00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:31.639
he sees a stone like a you
know, it's just there. It looks

683
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:37.360
like a running the mill form a
rock formation in the desert. And then

684
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:40.760
he's like, why isn't an electrical
outlet on this, which is indeed a

685
00:54:40.800 --> 00:54:45.280
good question. So he go say, investigate it and then touches it and

686
00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:47.360
get shocked. Yeah, well,
fucked around you find out. Yeah,

687
00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:51.280
yeah, he sucked around and found
out. They don't really think too much

688
00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:52.719
about it. But then the camera
pulls out and we get a look at

689
00:54:53.400 --> 00:55:00.760
Mariah Jesus cut Castle. She is
named after Mariah kerry Day. Yeah,

690
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:07.119
so she clicks and the outlet vanishes. So then the gang decided to just

691
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:10.039
hang low, hang out in Luso
for a bit, just to recover for

692
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:14.360
the while because they've been at it
for a really long time. But Joseph's

693
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.719
prosthetic hand is acting up a bit, but for some reason, the metal

694
00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:22.199
bottle cap of the coke that drinking
is stuck to him. Also, nearby,

695
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:27.599
the radio is acting really weird.
It's strange that Joseph seems to be

696
00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:30.159
attracting a lot of metal himself.
What could ever have happened or when he

697
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:36.440
touched the outlet. They're walking by
and there's a lad who's like hammering some

698
00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:38.880
nails he's got, like he does
the classic call guy thing of putting like

699
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:42.719
three nails in his in between his
teeth, you know, just to hold

700
00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:49.039
up there while he really But then
some reason, the nails just get pulled

701
00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:52.360
through his face. And I thought, I thought that was going to be

702
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:57.719
his fillings, you know. But
I think the kid that was censored,

703
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:01.559
I know what the censoring looks like. Now, oh yeah, I gotta

704
00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:06.199
yeah, I gotta do the thing
we know about. But anyway that was

705
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:09.880
censored. Yeah, his hammer also
like is pulled out of his hand and

706
00:56:10.039 --> 00:56:14.960
goes towards the lads, but it
gets caught in midda, which is like,

707
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.159
okay, interesting, what's going on
here. The next day, Joseph

708
00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:21.119
is sleeping in and they all like
get up, we've got to go to

709
00:56:21.159 --> 00:56:25.719
breakfast, and Paul and I are
specifically what's got to breakfast? And then

710
00:56:25.800 --> 00:56:32.880
it's pointed out that he's sleeping the
wrong way round on their bed. What

711
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:37.159
whatever could that be? And after
I was like, ah, you're youthful

712
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:40.440
energy, Yeah you sleep upside down
on your bed? What a youth?

713
00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:45.039
Joseph is like, all right,
cool, I'm gonna get up, and

714
00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:50.639
he starts like walking around and a
chair is suddenly pulled towards him, and

715
00:56:50.679 --> 00:56:53.119
then the door opens in his face, and then the chair comes back again,

716
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:57.599
and he's like, what the fuck
is going on. Joseph sleeps in

717
00:56:57.599 --> 00:57:00.679
a full outfit, including his gloves. Yes, so you I do.

718
00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:05.199
I do. I just didn't think
it was common. Yeah, yeah,

719
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:12.599
yeah, absolutely, yeah. I
have a little tie and shoe and sleep

720
00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:17.320
runners and everything nice. Outside of
the hotel room, a lady walks by,

721
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:22.760
and Joseph has a very like gentlemanly, courteous nod to her and carries

722
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:27.400
on walking. It looks the other
way, but this lady at the bottom

723
00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:32.119
of her skirt, she's got little
bits of metal as decorations, and by

724
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:38.360
the skirt is pulled up, the
lady turns and sees Joseph looking back,

725
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:45.239
and they make the assumption that he
is a perfect well, I mean scoundrel,

726
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:52.559
a scoundrel yep, yep. Same
thing happens to another lady who is

727
00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:59.519
much older, and she is very
into this. Yeah yeah, yeah,

728
00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:05.400
and you never actually my type.
Yeah, And Joseph is horrified by this.

729
00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:09.519
He's like, oh, hell no, eventually they're probably the same age.

730
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:14.920
Yeah, but like I think Joseph's
probably fine because he's got what's her

731
00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:20.840
name at home? Right, Like
he's got he's got hot yea, yeah

732
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:28.199
again, susi Q, susi Q. He's got susi q and sus is

733
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:32.639
aging like a fine wine back home. Yeah, keeps it tight. Uh

734
00:58:32.679 --> 00:58:37.519
if he finally realized that he's magnetized, and at that exact moment, like

735
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:44.079
fucking every knife and fork and the
floor is just coming at him. It's

736
00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:52.039
so dumb and like he's like running
around dodging knives and forks. He believes

737
00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:55.119
that there's a stand user nearby it
that he can't see, and then eventually

738
00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:59.360
pieced together the fact that it could
have something to do with the outlet.

739
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:02.639
So he runs away and eventually like
gets on an escalator and ducks down to

740
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:14.000
regroup his thoughts, and then he's
ensnared by a micro skirt which traps him

741
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:22.679
this oh yeah, like nightmare ship. He does politely be like, excuse

742
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:24.599
me, ma'am, your your microscot
seems to have trapped me. Can you

743
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:29.719
help me out please? I'm gonna
get decapitated. I'm gonna get chewed up

744
00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:36.400
by the mechanism of this escalator,
and he's like really starting to break.

745
00:59:36.559 --> 00:59:39.880
He's panic, he's panic, he's
upset. She turns and yeah, she

746
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:43.320
turns and just laughs at him,
revealing that she is the stand you.

747
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:49.039
He's like, oh, shit,
you understands it. Yeah. So what

748
00:59:49.079 --> 00:59:52.800
he thinks is, oh, I'll
be fine. I'll use my absolutely useless

749
00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:59.119
fucking stand hermit Purple, push the
stop button at the bottom of the escalator.

750
00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:01.440
It'll be fine. And they get
there and he uses hermitt Purple and

751
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:05.199
there's no button there. He's like, fuck, there's no button on.

752
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:08.119
What he doesn't know is the button's
literally on the other side, Like it's

753
01:00:08.199 --> 01:00:12.760
so close, and like it's just
around there, and like hermit Purple,

754
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:15.679
just being completely useless, isn't able
to like take any sort of initiative and

755
01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:20.440
figure out that maybe I'll like stupid, yeah, you know, extend out

756
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.840
a bit further and have a look
about and see if there's anything I can

757
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:28.199
stop the thing that my existence is
tied to from dying. Just fine,

758
01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:34.440
And Joseph is like screaming about being
on the verge of decapitating, and then

759
01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:37.599
the escalator stops because Abdol appears and
it just presses the button and there's a

760
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:43.760
massive group of people that are gathered
around watching Joseph freaking out. He freaks

761
01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:46.880
like yeah, for a solid additional
two minutes, he's screaming again, decapitated.

762
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:51.440
They had time to fill like this
is an end of this again.

763
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:57.719
Yeah. It goes on for a
while. So and then Joseph stands up

764
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:00.719
and just acts like he was testing
the elevator and it's like, pretty good,

765
01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:05.119
it was pretty good. It's like, ah, excellent, thank you

766
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:09.360
signing. It just pretends that Abdol
is like the manager and it's like,

767
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:14.079
mister manager, please sign here,
and adols like what the fuck is going

768
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.440
I was like, dude, everyone
knows. Yeah. And then as he's

769
01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:19.880
doing that, and Ashtray just hits
him in the back of the head,

770
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.960
which is like a good comedy,
and he's like, it made me happy

771
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:29.960
that we get get some like Abdul. Joseph hijinks, Yeah, yeah,

772
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.239
I feel like we've maybe an overdue
for that. Yeah, yeah, certainly

773
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:37.440
sure. Mariah is still nearby,
he believes, and I think he Joseph

774
01:01:37.480 --> 01:01:44.559
explains what's going on, and they
and they run past a giant metal statue

775
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:47.679
to try and give change, dude, and the statue obviously falls over because

776
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:54.239
Joseph magnetized has just run past it, and Avdol catches it one tand just

777
01:01:54.679 --> 01:02:00.679
just like each we grab it right
here. Yeah, just each move neatly

778
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:05.079
fitting it into each hand. That
made me genuinely laugh out though, like

779
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:09.800
I was just I was just grabbing
a couple of honkers. It was awesome.

780
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.400
Mariah runs into the women's toilet and
Joseph like gives chasing and he's like,

781
01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:19.679
damn, my life depends on it. So I'm going to those women's

782
01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:23.119
toilets, which is like right,
man. Meanwhile, Jojo and Paul n

783
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:29.199
Jo and Poul Narithi outside just smoking
and they're like, man's like sixteen.

784
01:02:29.920 --> 01:02:34.519
Yeah, they are like chain smoking
as well. They're cool though, yeah,

785
01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:37.199
and it's pretty cool. They are
cool. They are cool, but

786
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:42.280
we do not condone smoking. Oh
no, no, we don't. And

787
01:02:42.280 --> 01:02:45.119
then poular is like, you know
what, they're probably enjoying the amazing toilets

788
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:49.800
and there just having a good ship
and they're probably just like setting up shop.

789
01:02:50.039 --> 01:02:52.599
Yeah, they're just setting up shop
there for the afternoon. The newspaper.

790
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:57.880
Yeah, taking a meal in there, you know, inside the women's

791
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:00.639
silet. They are multiple cubicles all
in so they're like, okay, we

792
01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:05.039
got to figure out which one of
these cubicles has Mariah in it, and

793
01:03:05.159 --> 01:03:09.519
Joseph's like, look for the one
that has amazing legs, which is like,

794
01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:16.039
okay, mate. They all starting
they will start doing some some peering

795
01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:21.599
underneath into cubicles to see legs,
and Abdol finds one. He's like,

796
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:23.440
this is there's some pretty sweet legs
over Hey, you should come out of

797
01:03:23.440 --> 01:03:28.440
a look. I think this is
it. Joseph comes over to have a

798
01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:31.239
look, and at that moment,
they hear the main entry door kind of

799
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:36.280
flap a bit, and then all
of the doors in each of the cubicles

800
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:40.039
suddenly burst open, and all of
the women are standing pants up, not

801
01:03:40.119 --> 01:03:45.280
in a compromise position, and they
just see these two lads peering underneath.

802
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:50.920
Yeah, they old men, old
PURBs, the hot pair of legs that

803
01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:54.920
they thought were Mariah, an old
lady from earlier that was really into Joseph.

804
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:58.159
And she's like, oh hell yeah, he came back with some more

805
01:03:58.559 --> 01:04:03.559
and he's like, oh my god, not again. They literally throw themselves

806
01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:09.599
out of a window to escape.
When this is this isn't good, this

807
01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:14.760
is very bad. This is all
very troubling. Yeah, says like I

808
01:04:14.800 --> 01:04:16.679
don't know who says it, but
they're like, oh man, Paul Near

809
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.679
should be the one getting called a
purv in a ladies bath room, not

810
01:04:20.880 --> 01:04:29.280
us. It's pretty good. So
they see Maria outside and they started to

811
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:33.719
give chase and then we get an
ass shot. Yeah, like a really

812
01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:39.320
long ass shot, and Joseph tells
out they'll not to touch any outlets,

813
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:44.280
and after I was like, it
might be there was an outlet next the

814
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:46.360
emergency button earlier that for some reason, I just decided to put my finger

815
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:55.679
on thee. They should have when
Hermit Purple was searching for the emergency button,

816
01:04:56.280 --> 01:05:00.480
the audience should have seen the fake
outlet next to the emergency as well.

817
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:02.079
Yeah, I think that would have
been an effective It wasn't shown a

818
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:08.519
little device there and then and then
like I was always like, listen,

819
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:11.519
I know we're running, but can
you give me some space plea because you're

820
01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:14.760
right up in my business like friction
here. Yeah, we're like we're like

821
01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:17.719
stuck here. And then they realize
that they're sticking together because they are both

822
01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:24.679
magnetized and yeah, you could you
can say they're they're obsessed with each other.

823
01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:30.960
Yeah, alright, got it,
thank you, thank you. There's

824
01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:36.119
there's a very another like sort of
Looney Tunes as ending to this episode as

825
01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:42.800
well, where they're just like,
we're in a lot of trouble. Uh

826
01:05:42.159 --> 01:05:45.320
yeah, yeah, these two,
these two episodes going in in a goofy

827
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:48.559
kind of direction, not mad,
just you know, saying how it is.

828
01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:51.920
Frankly, I'm surprised that no one
has said jinkies or g willikers at

829
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:56.880
any point. Yeah, or like
deep deep deed. That's all folks,

830
01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:04.199
one of those you know, well
to end the deal battle with. Yeah,

831
01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:12.119
the episode ends with another ass shot
of Maria and then they're like both

832
01:06:13.719 --> 01:06:16.679
she's very strong. Yeah, and
that is where it ends, and we'll

833
01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:23.159
find out what happens to Mariah and
the lads in part two of Beast.

834
01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:29.400
That's Mariah. Do you have it? A good couple of episodes as mentioned

835
01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:36.320
energy, Yeah, I'm curious to
see how this one ties up, because

836
01:06:38.079 --> 01:06:40.519
she's gonna have to get a little
serious. I think at some point,

837
01:06:40.599 --> 01:06:44.639
like they're not like what are we
doing here? You know? You're gonna

838
01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:49.039
have to get serious to have a
little a little magnet fight here. What

839
01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:56.159
how are we going to clean this
up? Fucking insane clown posse magnets?

840
01:06:56.159 --> 01:07:00.360
How do they work? Situation?
That would be great us. They could

841
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:04.920
see them going into like a seven
minute background story about like some sort of

842
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:14.440
magnetized city in Egypt's greatest resources,
Like here's how compasses work, you know,

843
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:16.360
like they'll do one of those.
That'd be all right, there's a

844
01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:25.199
sertain certain amount of metallic substance and
sand all sand mhm, let's see do

845
01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:29.480
the poops come back? Where's Iggy
at? How's that dumb bitch gonna enter

846
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:35.599
the narratives? You know? Uh
words, Yeah, I don't know.

847
01:07:35.800 --> 01:07:39.599
You think I like dogs, and
all of a sudden, Iggy's born,

848
01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:42.239
and I, you know, I
go back on. It's gonna be like

849
01:07:42.280 --> 01:07:45.800
this ever expanding thing where we just
learned that Jeff hates all animals, and

850
01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:49.639
then I don't I really do love
animals, because you know, I wonder

851
01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:53.719
I wanted to be like, fuck
this dog, this Iggy suck, Iggy

852
01:07:53.800 --> 01:07:57.199
sucks. I hate this dog.
And then you just turn and Marty's just

853
01:07:57.239 --> 01:08:00.920
been sitting there behind you the entire
time marks just like I'm sorry, I

854
01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:09.119
don't want to what's going on here? I'm just gonna go. He does

855
01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:15.119
checking up on you Yeah yeah,
and dog sentiments keeping in teresting. This

856
01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:18.119
is like I got my eye on
you, motherfucker. Thank you for listening

857
01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:24.800
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858
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:27.800
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Yah, I'm thank you. Lucy
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861
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.119
I don't know why I gave a
little sing song, but I'm probably

862
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:47.359
gonna I think it worked. I
think it was. Yeah, Jingle enjoyed

863
01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:49.720
it. Yeah, I'm probably gonna
stick. Actually, no, I saw

864
01:08:49.720 --> 01:08:54.399
on TikTok a hangover remedy where you
stick your face into a bowl of ice

865
01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:58.600
water. I'm gonna try that.
You think that is? What does it?

866
01:08:59.239 --> 01:09:00.520
People? People? I well,
you know what, I'm gonna over

867
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.640
pull back in the discord in like
ten minutes, okay, because you forget

868
01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:06.319
you've having you're having a hangover,
because you're like, oh my face is

869
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:11.840
freezing now it's uncomfortable. That's exactly
why it does exactly Buffy, So you

870
01:09:11.920 --> 01:09:15.399
know I'm want to get rid of
probably just overwhelms the senses because we're like

871
01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:18.800
extreme cold and like we'll redirect for
a little bit. I don't know,

872
01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:25.399
Uh, Jeff, what up?
I'm doing? All right? Thanks for

873
01:09:25.439 --> 01:09:29.239
asking. You can find me anywhere
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874
01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:32.239
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875
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:36.800
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876
01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:42.640
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877
01:09:43.079 --> 01:09:53.319
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878
01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:58.039
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01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:01.479
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