It's a BM for your ears from the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport
and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods Je Bram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
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seriously, that would be kind of fun. Yeah, my wife made
this well was foodies. Yes, scam scan his intellectual property of Philified,
and my wife ironed it on my idea. I don't forget that. Congratulations
actually was it was my idea. I go, don't I set to you
first? God didn't, I I said, don't. I don't remember.
All I know is that I went and I had the cards made and that's
all I did. Though outside of that, I don't know. Guys are
like fucking first graders over here. I did it. No is that my
Jack and Coke? Oh yeah, yes, it's definitely here. There is
um a lot to talk about tonight, lots of things happening locally and beyond,
but I'd like to start here tonight. Okay, I have an issue
about this fucking bag policy. They have a grocery stores now, Yeah,
me too. I saw something today that that has been overlooked as a result
of this, and I think people can relate very very well. First of
all, I missed I missed the plastic bags that I got to put them
to line my garbage can in my bathroom. Yeah right, Yeah, they
were reusable and there are still stores that you can get them. I don't
know how they grandfather them in Palmerce. I don't know how you can buy
him at Costco. My mother used them all the time for garbage bags,
and I had to buy her a case at BJ's and then they stopped sling
the pj's and sold am at Costco. Look at this, but I don't
want to buy a case of a thousand fucking groceries or Chinese. Here's the
problem when you don't have so so now we have the reasonable bags, right,
or you can buy the paper bag when you go through at wagments,
right, they'll say, do you want a bag chopped on a tree to
save the environment? Baby? So I think, what is it? Five
cents? Three cents something like that. Yeah, okay, most people are
probably like me, you have your bags, excuse me, pleasure. I
shook the studio. Come a fucking messier. Um. Sorry, we don't
wear masks anymore. We're good now, I know. And I just shot
it everywhere right at the fan, so guys, yea friendly fire. So
all right, So when you bring your bags, you ever be like you're
in a hurry. You get out, you're thinking of other things, what
you got to get in the store. You get halfway through the store and
you go, fuck, I left the bags. And then you go,
well, no big deal. I'll wheel it out to the car and I'll
put it in the bags. There. Here's the other problem. They got
these two tier smaller carts that have the two baskets on them, like one
flower. Yeah, like shelves. That's usually what I take because I'm only
shopping really for me. Right, I'm going to return one today and I
see on the lower shelf a big thing of mixed berries that somebody had left
and they're expensive. It's like the big eighteen dollars worth the blueberries, chopped
up strawberries whatever it was sitting there for smoothies. And I go, I
are they I thought, like people, Well they can be, but I
mean people are often like buy them for like I'll tell you what. If
you're making a smoothie, it oh, I'm thinking of a frozen or there.
These are fresh chopped up in the big thing. They're usually oh,
this is like for like a party or something, party or whatever. I
go, this, this is what sucks. These people left probably went I'll
just put it in my bags in the car. Thought they loaded everything,
didn't really look down in that second tier. Thought they got everything out and
drove off and left the funck and they're probably out the money. So I
say to the guy who's doing the cards or whatever. I said, hey
man, somebody left this year, and he goes, yeah, I'll bring
it inside. And that was it. Oh my god. And I go
and then go right to the trash. But pro maybe maybe well no,
I think I think by not by law, but I think by I know
Walmart has a policy where put it and they'll usually hold on to it.
In case they could, in case somebody calls her back. But here's hanging
it go. If you had it all put in the fucking bag, this
wouldn't have happened, right, you're right, right, And you could say,
well, it's that person's fault for not having a bag. No it's
not. No, they're too busy, No it's not. It's the croac
showers job to provide the contents, of which they do they do. They
say, you want to bag, and we all think, what is it?
Like three cents? Five cents? Yeah? I think, I think.
I don't know. Those nickels add up at the gas at the gas
station right when gas is three cents. There used to be like two cents
Tuesday, and there'd be a line at the gas station to see. You're
right, people go, But I'm like, god, damn it. Just
give us the fucking bags. We wouldn't have this problem. And stop with
the two tier cart because you can't see in it who was in Cuomo's back
pocket when they passed the stupid thing. Those things are so repurposeable for everything,
yes, garbage cans. Yes, it literally makes no environmental sense.
Why do they do? I have no idea if it does or doesn't.
And I will say this, because the brown bags are thicker, they take
more storage, which means they take more trucks, means they're putting more chemicals
into the air as they deliver these well as the bags. The plastic ones
are much thinner, and they're reusable. I don't know a single people usable
for like one and then not biodegradable. But I'm thinking you could probably make
a biodegradable plastic bag, right, yeah, probably it is twenty twenty three.
However, I don't know any of this stuff. For all I'm telling
you is I find this frustrating, that's all. Yeah, And I like,
I'm all for save the environment. I think, you know, be
a good steward. Clean things up. Give me back my fucking plastic bags,
please remember back Remember second of all, cases of Guinness don't fit in
plastic bags, So he's getting those four packs though, no, I'm not.
I'd only buy it by the case from the HENC. You gotta buy
it in Ball. Here's cheaper to buy in Ball. But here's the thing,
I haven't uh I still, I haven't had guinness and wie, I
haven't drank since last weekend. But I haven't normally, I like have a
glass of waters of the night. I've nothing nothing. I'm staying strict on
my little diet and went for a run this morning. Augus, this is
coming August is yes, t July for Bill. I uh yeah, but
I just want to place. And I think people would agree with me.
Yeah, And I think that's part of the I knew exactly what happened.
I go, I know exactly what fucking happened. You realize you had the
bags in the car, You're just gonna load it in and then you're putting
it back and boom off you drive, leaving us a lot to put stuff
in the bottom of the car unless it's like yes, case and bearrass.
I'm with you because because I don't forget forget that Wagman's And I understand it's
cute, it's nice, it's a little more. It gives people more space.
Those I mean, I used to fucking have a little panic attacks when
my kids were little, and they would get the car with the car.
So now you're pushing a fucking train through the aisle and you're trying to come
around and you're always almost and then my kids Jackson decided he didn't want to
sit in it. He wanted to sit on the roof of the car.
So it was like a parade float where he's just sitting Indian style waving.
But you had no way that if you went around a turn, like I'd
have to put my arm out because he started to slide like he was gonna
slide off. And I go, this is all I need. This is
all I need, This is all I need. Everything's paid of the gas.
Let him go. First time he falls, he'll never do it again.
But Danny, yes, I brought in the unicycle. Wow, now
there's a little bit of a problem. Don't ride it tonight, okay,
because I didn't bring an Alan wrench. And I actually ran home and I
still forgot the Alan wrench, but will lower it. And then the best
way to learn to ride a unicycle is to have like softer air pressure in
it. And I stopped at the gas station. It's to not ride a
unicycle. That's the best way to lear to ride it. I stopped at
the gas station and I filled it up, and part of it was so
flat that the tire popped out, so I got to let the air out
push the tire back in the tube is fine. But that's the important things
hard to learn, but you learned by you know, leaning against the wall,
try to get your balance. I think within an hour, I think
within an hour you could ride this thing or breaking arm, one of the
two. It's like motorcycles. There are people. Everyone will crash, you
know, there are people who have crashed and people who will the fun to
go to Nashville a broken arm. There are about three or four people that
came in here today and this one lady just walks in and I thought instantly,
I go, I'm gonna bring this up on the show tonight and I
if anybody can challenge what this woman said, not and I don't challenges in
the right word, but match with this woman said, it's gonna be Danny
because of his fucking jerkwater Town lady walks in here and she goes, I
was wondering where you've been, and I said, right here. She said,
I have missed you on the radio. Said it's very lovely to hear.
I said, but she checked out the podcast and she stood here and
she chatted for a little while, and she said, I am I come
from She comes from a big Irish family, and I said, wow.
She said, twelve kids in my family. Wow. Molly Flay was here.
She said, though, I guess their last name is Lynch. Because
at first I wasn't sure what she was saying. She goes, there was
a Lynch at the church. I couldn't tell. All I heard was Lynch
Churchville School District, sixty six years And I went, did they fucking Lynch?
So mudy? It was my first hang on, that isn't right there.
Try She said, there was a Lynch who went to Churchville School.
That's how big our family is. There was a Lynch, somebody with the
last name Lynch in the Churchville School district for sixty six years. There was
always somebody with the school district generation. We've got that Hilton and you do
we do a B I would have bet that it was him that was gonna
top. There's there's been an oh yeah, there've been Burrellos and still in
Silver Creek School and have been in Silver Creek School, said oh gosh,
thirties, the Moranchela got the fuck house. My mother goes, all the
kids just moved away. I don't understand Everybody's like, yeah, we couldn't.
Oh, no, like, yeah, we we've had Burrellos and for
like maybe one hundred years, you know what I'm saying, we've had an
I guess in Hilton every every single year there's been one graduating for how many
do you know that? Yeah, this lady said sixty six years. I
I've loved that big family and the big Irish family thing. And I think
that's very sweet. I thought that was kind of nice. It is cool,
kind of nice. Now, speaking of Irish, sad News came out
today with the song that always takes me back to this one girl and I
couldn't remember her name. I think it was Laurie or Laura. She had
a rag top red jeep. She had a boyfriend. They broke up and
she instantly came over to the deli and asked me to go out with her,
like I think they had just broken up and the guy wanted to kick
my ass, but he didn't do anything. And I remember I didn't know
where to take her on the date, Like we went out somewhere, but
I was like nineteen right, you can't go to bars and trains. So
my parents were gone, and I took her back to my parents house and
then we left. We were there for a little while, but I think
my parents were out with my brother and sister somewhere. So there was like
a window, right, and she wasn't the brightest bulb, really pretty,
and she had that cool car and shit, and my dad like because I
worked at this place and it was it was sort of like a mini Wegmans.
Down where I am. It's called Adams Ferrick or Farms. If you're
ever down in the Hudson Valley, there's one of Pochepsie and there maybe three,
but if there's one in Kingston two and I worked at both of them
over the years. This was the Pochepsie one and your parents, your family
would get like a ten percent discount or whatever. My father was always too
embarrassed to say, like, we gotta eat the discount. Yeah, yeah
he would. I think you know him so much like him. I'm so
much like him. Would your dad paid the nickel for the bags at Wagman's.
I probably I did today because I did because I go I'm gonna find
I'm gonna fucking forget something. And then I get out and I saw that
whole thing, and it's just annoyed the shit out of me, like all
day, I'm going if you just bagged it, just bag it or whatever.
So he's going through her checkout line because she worked in produce and sometimes
front end on the on the register, and she said, and you get
the ten percent discount. He goes, oh. She goes, yeah,
you're Bill Moran's dad. And he goes, yeah, how did you know?
And she goes, I saw your picture and he goes where she said.
I always find this out later, not from her. Clearly the relationship
with she like I think had like do dates. So she said on the
front lawn, like she panicked. She didn't know what to say because she
probably figured I shouldn't have anybody over the house. Whatever. So I get
home. My father goes, I went to the line and uh, girl
recognized me from my picture and she said, uh, she saw the family
picture. I said, where did you see it? Or whatever? Picture?
She said on the front lawn. He goes, what were you doing
having an art show? Father? I was like, God, you're the
guy from that family photo, the guy at the banging and you were not
She was nineteen? What were you were you the same age? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, she might have been a year older, actually she might
have been a year older a summer and ran baby, M see you're dating
sconn Huh. Well, she loved this song. She always played it.
And then I think, like right after that, I started dating a girl
and her last name was O'Connor and I dated her for a while. But
yes, yes, she had beautiful eyes. Remember the big eyes and all
that and this song. Uh one. I think in nineteen ninety they did
the Female Video of the Year and MTV was presented by one Don Henley and
but I want to play this for you. I cut out Don Henley's stupid
intro because he's like almost too smug to be at MTV. He's like almost
talking down to the audience. Many Eagles, Yeah it was, well it
was our Seneo Hall was the MC. So he's out in the audience and
he goes and his goat the boys of Summer and he co wrote the Eagles
hits and people ruh, like I so, and then he gets up there
and goes, ladies come first. I don't even know if they have manners
shared at MTV or something like that. But then listen to these acts that
she was up against. This will take you back Wow featuring this video.
I used to love this video. Jenny got a job as Chester Cheetah.
I thought maybe it was the same voice whol Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Now if I had a vote, I would vote for the next song to
win. I love I love the song. I love this fucking song.
Do I Can build it now? Sane by the way, I love this
voiceover guy Yeah O'Connor. Nothing Compares to You was either guy from Scream.
And then this next song I've never heard of Michelle shot on the Greener Side,
I ever heard of the Greener Side Country. This is the first time
I've ever heard it. Yeah, here we go dominantly and the winner is
Shanide O'Connor. Because that Madonna video was iconic, vote vote yeah. It
was black and white. It was one of the first videos to go back
to black of the then well Don Henley too, but in the white Yeah,
Paul Duel's video it was pretty iconic too. I was with the dancing.
I thought it was incredibly done where you had the cartoon and her interact.
I hadn't really seen that well. Vogue took Madonna to another level though.
That's when her Sex book came out, that's what she was doing the
whole Marilyn Monroe motif she was Tracy, didn't Prince. I worked I worked
with a chef who loved Madonna, so I heard all this stuff, loved
her anyway. I don't really know what to say because I've never this,
never happened to me before, So I don't really know what to say except
thank you very much, thank you very much. And how was it still
in the bedroom? Had never happened before. Let's say, didn't Prince write
that song? Yes, Prince did write that song? And uh, let
me see what this audio is here, Chris Cornell. Okay, okay,
so this is s And now I gotta tell you like Sinat O'Connor, and
we'll get into it a little bit more. It seemed to have a lot
of demons. I think there were four marriages. Her son committed suicide two
years ago as a child. The New York Post has got her last tweets.
She put out some kind of Tibetan chant um. I believe she was
either Buddhist or she became a Muslim. A Muslim. She changed her name
too, and she h so fifty six years old. She had just really
troubled. And then one of the things somebody said, tell me how you're
feeling with just emojis, and she responded with the crying emoji and said,
I am a creature of the night. For the past two years, I
cannot sleep at night. He and I were of one soul. He was
my light, my everything. I don't it would be. There's a couple
of things that I thought of INCI He's like, oh, what if you're
her other kids? You know what I mean? And and and I don't
know. I mean that was always the problem when a kid would like either
go missing or be found dead or died in accident. I don't know how
the parents went on with stuff of divorces, death of a child. I
would believe that. I would believe that, But this I always thought was
pretty ballsy. And I'll tell you why. I was not raised Catholic,
but I come from a large Irish Catholic family, and when I was seven,
my parents switched and I was raised more I guess you would say,
Protestant. He threw on the orange, but more which was bad, I
know, which was so bad that my grandfather wouldn't talk to my mom for
a year. But downstairs in my grandfather he had a base, had a
bar in the basement, of course he did. It was Irish fireman.
And at the bar there were two pictures or three pictures, John F.
Kennedy, Irish President. There was Cardinal whoever who was the Archdiocese of New
York, I don't know who it was at the time, and my grandfather
with Pope John Paul the Second. So when she ripped this up, I'm
like, holy shit. I mean that that was like a really, really,
really powerful statement. And I don't know if it was lost on some
people, because if you're not Catholic, maybe it doesn't mean anything to you.
But that's a world leader. Like when I remember in nineteen ninety three
the Pope came to Denver and I happened to be remember that because Buffalo was
in the running and they lost out to Denver, did they Yeah, they
came this close. Oh yeah, it was a big deal. Where I'm
from, Well, it's like thirty years ago. So I happened to be
in Denver because I was going to look at the University of Colorado a Boulder,
because I had taken a year off from Fisher. It was either going
to go for grad school. Was really hope my parents would just let me
transfer. And they had some rock station had a billboard and it was the
Pope jamming out with a walkman and they said, father knows best to listen
to whatever the station was, K Fox or something I think it was.
But this was an iconic moment. And at the end, I don't know
if they knew she was going to do it, because they didn't pull away,
you know what I mean, Like they kept it. They kept it.
They kept the camera right on her. No one pulled away, no
one cut And the only reason I say that is Bill Hicks had his cat
like they were so worried at CBS that David Letterman had his set cut out
because he thought that the Catholic League or whoever it was was going to protest
or maybe it wasn't David, but somebody at CBS, and they had taken
him out, which was around the same time as this, or maybe slightly
after. So the fact that I go back, I think it was about
a couple of years later it was okay, but but still, ye,
not not long after. And so you've got this and they just stayed right
on her. We have confidence in the victory, Oh good over Eve,
and she rips up the pope fight the real enemy. And I think everybody
thought, like I think she got blasted right, And then it came out
years later we're talking about she was canceling for canceling? Was canceling? Yeah,
yeah, that did ruin her. Madonna ripped on her, like,
who are you to tell nad O'Connor with morals what to do? Like mcdonna
ripped her and then she ripped up a picture. I guess this is the
this is the problem. Like I always think that we sort of lose I'll
say this, and this is where people are probably not gonna agree with me
at all. But I always think, like when we start saying those things
like the morals, the morals of Madonna's stuff, Madonna was really about women
empowerment and as much as pushing the sex and the sexual boundaries, which at
that time was pretty risky for a woman to do. Instead of like,
I mean, what was going on with Motley Crue and the videos and White
Sneak where Tawny contains rolling all over. Here comes Madonna doing the same thing,
but she owns it all. So that's kind of woman empowerment. And
it's funny because I often hear the comparison and there are some really funny things
with Wet Ass Pussy from Cardi B and even the Jason Aldean song. People
go, well, that one's so much worse, and I go, yeah,
but if you really look at it, try to just step back,
take away the language a little bit. That's a woman empowerment song. They're
basically saying I got the power, I want the big day, whatever she's
saying all the like, And it's course, it's the language. Of course
I'm not denying that. But the other stuff is more so. No one's
really getting hurt in this song and these other ones. It's almost as though
you're speaking out against people. At least that's the view that some people have.
And I go, I don't feel like it's a fair comparison. Rip
up the Pope. People are gonna be very offended. Be half naked people
are offended, but there's no one getting hurt here. You're you're taking a
stance against something that people firmly believe in. Yeah, it wasn't just the
sex thing. When Madonna with mcdonna, she like switched religions like five times.
I didn't know that. Oh yeah, I didn't. She was Catholic.
Then then she became like she drank kabala, she was doing this other
stuff. So I mean it was like she really like she just was speaking
out for the sake of being an Italian. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah,
he Hopscott became a christianit and then went back to being Jewish. And
you know, but I mean, I just looking back, I remember Lauren
Lauren Michael's going and there was just an audible gasp in the crowd. I
think, yeah, they stayed with it, like I'll stay on her.
And I here's the other thing, Well, that is live. I was
gonna say they tape it, but they're they're for the feed to the West
Coast and stuff. I don't believe it's live on the West Coast or is
it. I don't know that. I don't know. I don't know.
I think it does. I think it might be. I think they do
run it. Maybe it's ten o'clock, it'll be, it'll be, you
know, it'll be eight, eight thirty five to one one o'clock. You
know whatever, Thank you. But I mean, yeah, I mean like
that, that's because if Prince doesn't write that song. She doesn't have a
hit so well. She had won a Grammy I think prior to that in
nineteen eighty eight, and I don't I'm with you, buddy. I don't
remember this at all, but I saw it on TMZ. She had talented
enough though for Prince to give yes. Somehow she cut through them. But
but give me just a moment here, because I don't remember what button I
put this on. Was not over that she wants. I believe this is
an interview, a phone interview with the police after Prince died. I think
she wanted to do bad dance after he died. Let me see if I
have the right thing here? Where you put it sounds like a police but
everyone is mistaken. Who believes that he did not have a drug habits For
the entire of his life he used hard drugs commonly. Okay, okay,
I know this because I spent time with the man. He didn't off release
an album famously, which is called the Black Album. The reason he didn't,
he told me himself, was that he had been taking so many dark
drugs that he had had a vision from God and Dad had told him the
album was evil and he was not to release it, okay, and he
would come out of the room. He would be very violent, very aggressive.
His eyeballs would disappear, literally from his eyes, that if they vanished,
and he had been very violent, and these women will be coming forward
over the time, he had been extremely violent to a number of women in
his lives, including myself. Several women will put in hospital while while Prince
was under the effects of these medications, he tried to beat the shit out
of me. Only I managed. I had to escape out of his house
in the middle of the NYES, I managed to escape of his house.
He had me locked in the house, ready to beat the shit out of
me because he had gone upstairs and taken some kind of weird drug. When
he came back down, he's very violent and the eyeballs are disappearing, and
arms scared shitless. Prince was not a very nice man, and I always
joked that they didn't call him Prince for nothing. Now, okay, first
of all, you should I don't care mail or freemale, but should you
be embarrassing anyways? Prince never the tape Chappelle bit where he played bask oh
yeah, yeah, how about you against me? In the revolution basketball.
Well was this the blast is against the certain but these cats good ball.
Now, I would assume like Prince would be. Some people may say in
musical genius. I don't know. I'm not a huge Prince fan. People
overplay that, but yeah, he knew his stuff. I mean, well,
that song was and that song that video, I mean I watched it
again today that no one compares to you. And boy, she she cut
next with that song you talk about. I think she even there's a tear
at one point, shaved your head And I'm not making the light of this.
It helped because women had hair, yeah, and I think that because
her eyes were very big, right, that's what separator because she because a
lot of people confused her with Lisa Stansfield. That's like being around the world
and I, II, I can't find my baby. She looks just like
sand O'Connor. I think she did the same thing with her hair too.
But like this, like this song really put Shanad O'Connor over the top.
Yes, it did, made her a big name, and then the pulp
thing and she seemed to sort of disappear. It's very easy to write people
off as crazy now that depression doesn't necessarily mean you're you're crazy. It just
you know, people can be depressed but still very intelligent and just have a
tough time. I don't I don't think that's it. I don't know,
but clearly there was some sad stuff happening in life, and at fifty six
years old, she's no longer. Yeah that's but I mean, it's awful.
I haven't heard other women come out about Prince you. No, no,
I haven't. That doesn't mean that they there, it didn't happen.
That's I'm not saying that she was way ahead of her time on the on
the pulpe thing. I mean by almost thirty three years. Oh yeah,
Like im, I grew up in a Baptist church and my family's acaun.
I have a problem with it. He was disrespectful to the pope, But
at the same time, I think the purpose was over the molestation by priest
and the movie around yeah, oh yeah, and it was happening worldwide,
which, by the way, Dave Chappelle and h Oh gosh, I forgot.
The comedian who was on with the Mooney, David Mooney, both made
address that it said, like, uh, he played a character named Negro
Damas right, and Negro Damas could tell the future, and they asked him
about the poepies or the Catholic Church or something goes the priest will he will
probably be moved in other words and other you know, like they're not gonna
like put them in jail, They're just gonna move them around, shuff them
around. Yeah. It's it's funny how certain things like like look, the
whole Bill Cosby thing really came to life because of Hannibal Burrist doing a set
at a comedy club and I think Philly, I think it was Philly,
which was kind of his backyard base. Yeah, his backyard, and from
there it just gained momentum. If the ship was out there for that long.
And I think in the beginning most people like bullshit, this was America's
dad, and then that becomes true and here's Senant O'Connor. It's it's weird
when pop culture figures almost become prophetic. I mean, if if Billy Joel
were to really updated update we didn't start the fire, Snide, O'Connor would
have to be a line in that song. That's how disruptive this thing was.
Like ninety two was a huge year. Clinton had just been elected president
and there was a lot of stuff going on. They had the Rodney King
stuff yea that year, and then you had this happened. This was a
big freaking deal. People just forget about it. It was a big deal.
It was worldwide. And that's what I'm saying. Like I knew it
was a kid, and I had been around the Catholic Catholicism. I had
been in Catholic churches and when I went to visit my grandparents, always every
funeral, every wedding, for the most part in my big Irish family was
that was it. So I knew the significance of this. I remember going,
oh, boy, well only because I thought my grandfather would fucking lose
his shit. And by that point he was dead, but I'm like,
he's spinning in his grave over this. He wouldn't talk to my mom for
a year, his own daughter, and I think his favorite. But I
think in our current culture that I don't think it would be as big of
a deal as it was back No, not in our current culture, I
agree with you, especially after all this stuff came out about the church years
ago, you know, and it wasn't until the mid nineties were that when
then all of a sudden, like a Sandy's right, yeah, I know,
Hey where is she? Everybody say today? All right, well,
it ruined her, this poor woman's career, but she had balls. She
was a trailblazer. I think so in that sense. I think it hardest
for the first person to do it. It's so easy to write her off
as crazy. You to hear all the things she's crazy because of hair and
all the other stuff. I'm just saying maybe not. Maybe she seemed pretty
damn calm when she's talking about Prince. Yes, I agreed, pretty put
together. Yeah, we'll take a moment when we come back. I have
an update on something we talked about earlier this weekend. I believe you were
here this day, Dan, but Katie Ashley. Oh and we need to
call toothless Eddie because tooth was Eddie was all over my Facebook. But somebody
a listener of this podcast Bilified, did some detective for we all will get
to that. And now the founder of Ashley Madison or no, no,
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again. Andy is the only person I know And today's a very special day.
The only person I know who spent time with Sir Mick Jagger. That's
awesome. Today is mix eightieth birthday Height. Yeah, today's mix. Can
you imagine all the women I've been with it. So I will play you
one of my favorite solo songs from him, David Bowie, and I will
play you one of my favorite duets from him at some point also on the
show. But fab Gear Concert Saturday night, which is always a lot of
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dot Net. He was sae, I'm high play, but I'm a low
down all the while. I don't know why this song came out In nineteen
ninety three mixed solo album. Mick had a couple of solo albumsway, Keith
had a couple of solo suited. Keith had um, but he was with
a band called The Expensive Wine Host, which I loved, And of course
I had all that Who's saying, Who's saying? Leave on that? He
did. Okay, it's terrible. I went back and listen to some of
it. I loved it. The name of this album is Wandering Spirit.
The name of this song is called Evening Gown Turning Gray. I think around
this time he hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live, and then he did
Weekend Update with Mike Myers. Mike Meyers played Mick and Mick played Keith.
Keith kept like Mick Keft, breaking Keith balls as Keith. Today is uh
Mick Jagger's eightieth birthday. I can't believe that the guy's eighty. And it's
one of those where I go, is he the coolest eighty year old on
the planet? Is it possible? I mean he doesn't. I guess you
don't think of him as eighty. You look at him. How old is
held? Is Keith? Keith is gonna be most Keith is gonna be eighty
December eighteenth, So I would go from Mick to Keith in December. But
yeah, who else Keith? Here's Keith. Keith gave me a little birthday
message today. Listen to this, setting out a piano, just playing.
I guess um, long may we keep saying this to each other. Happy
birthday, Nick? You know another good and uh, give me a cool
let me know what it's like. That's it. Mick celebrated by putting eighty
into twenty one. We'll see you think about this over the eighty years,
right, And this kind of grows to think about this. My father has
this great thing that he's telling everybody who will listen to him. They're coming
up. This March of twenty twenty four is the fiftieth anniversary of when he
my aunt, my uncle, and my mom streaked or maybe he sat in
the car and was the getaway but they streaked and he goes. I say
that because and he always wants to tell like my kids, my older boys,
because he goes, there's nothing grosser than thinking if your grandparents running around
it. But Keith Richards for eighty had to have a line of I mean
women that go way way back, some like very I think. Wasn't he
rumored to have slept with the Queen's sister. Yes, that's why she wouldn't
knight him. She had. I think Prince Charles did it. I believe
that. Yeah, they didn't cover it in the Crown, but yeah,
I think she. I think Mick slept with his with her sister, who
has mixed up with Well, that would be the one question if I ever
got the interview Keith, the one question, how much poon tang is too
much poon tang? Keith? Well, but Mack, yeah, because I
don't know if Keith having something. But Andy Babby Uk said that he spent
time with the Rolling Stones. He wrote a lot about the equipment. Yeah,
and he went on tour with him and he said, like hanging out
with Keith Richards is like he's a pirate, that guy that doesn't sleep.
He's up. He's gonna be eighty. Like you look at other people who
who didn't make it, he go wow. And you look at Keith and
Willie Nelson. Yeah, Willie's ninety yeah, and Willie's still on the road,
still spoken weed too every day. Yeah. And uh, not that
he did anything except that he said his biggest vice was women. Or Clint
Eastwood ninety three, still working, still on set doing stuff. Um,
speaking of that, somebody I'm looking through today and something popped up from the
Rochester King Society because I didn't realize they had followed billified underscore pot on Instagram
and I must have followed back. So now I get like their creepy stuff.
And they said looking for adult diapers question Mark. And it's like this
couple sitting with in adult diapers and I go, why it used to be
bathtubs? No, but I mean yes she did. But like they're sitting
in adult diapers. They're young people in adult diapers. She is a bonn
and on he's sitting in it. And they have teddy bears under each under
their arms. It's the guess that's so weird. That is absolutely And so
then they have the Rochester King Society auction has many to choose from in all
sizes and colors thanks to a b universe. So they're gonna have the Kin
Society auction September twenty three, which then made me text you to go.
Hey, the woman that was in from the Rochester King Society, what's her
number? I called her. She's going to come in in August seventeenth to
tell us more about the Rochester King Society. Oh god, yeah next month.
All right, yeah, you'll you'll be back. No, no,
uh. So there's a woman named online Katie Ashley. I've had two people
that we used to know better than we do today. One we still know
pretty good, and they asked me not to mention their name on the earth,
but the other would be too loose. Hymm hym on he's he's our
Mick Jagger or Keith Richards. He. So I didn't know that I had
friended this woman named Katie Ashley. I had no idea. I must have
gone through. Sometimes i'll go through, I'll see all these friend requests and
I'll just see if I have mutual friends or are they from the area,
And I click except right, so I fired through. I never even thought
of it. And I get a thing from Eddie recently, and then the
other person shortly after going him on, do you know do you know Katie
Ashley? Man? Well, it was pretty hot, so I said no,
And then all of a sudden he's going, well, you're friends with
her, and she's friends with all these other people, and she went she
either lived in Greece or she went to Wayne Central. I don't know.
She lives in Fairport. He's like, he goes, oh, man,
I really, I really want to meet up with her. And then she
starts hitting them up for gift and I go, okay, this is this
real? Is not real? And then when Mark was in here, he
started messaging with her. She can't call, she only has a text phone.
She doesn't have this, she doesn't have that. Thanks to one of
our very astute listeners of Billified podcast, Detective Halleck, I'll call this person
tech sent me a Facebook message today and said I did some digging into Katie
Ashley. Men are fucking stupid. So I wrote back, ha ha ha,
and what did you learn about her? And she writes back, Katie
Ashley was a real person. Looks like maybe an Italian lady. In twenty
twenty one, she wrote she was hacked. There are no pictures of the
blonde chick before twenty twenty three. The blonde is a porn star. So
I'm going, why do you? How do you know this? So we
went back and forth and I said, is the lady the original lady?
Is she from our area? Like where we live? This person is not
in our area? And said, yes, original lady was from where you
guys are. I'm not sure about the porn star on the website, and
she sent me a screenshot of all these This woman, who is identified as
Katie Ashley as that. So let me just read you a little thing that
happened on my Facebook page because we put up a video from Monday night when
on the podcast where we're talking about Katie Ashley, and some guy named Jay
comments under the video, I got a friend request at four am while listening
to the podcast. Unbelievable. I don't respond, but Eddie does. Let
me guess Katie Ashley. Then he goes, I've got photos. Then he
says I've got her number. He's going back. He said, like,
I'm going, Eddie, you think you have her number? So will you
call to is Eddie right now because it has been uncovered the truth behind Katie
Ashley thanks to the detective Halleck trying to call toothless Eddie right now. See
if we can get him on the street, man on the street, it's
here an argument, you're coming Crohn's Hello, Hey man, mom, Hey
William? How are you? I'm good? Who are you talking to?
Buddy? To my girlfriend? Well, who's your who's your girlfriend? Angie?
Angie? And is Angie? So is Angie moving here with you?
Yes? Yes, yes, well she's she's warm over there. Hang on
a second, go ahead, he should be hanging on a second. So
the you originally went to where you are now in New England? Yes,
yes, I came here for a different person. Yes, oh my god.
Yeah. The long story of that is, oh my goodness. And
I was in in Westfield. Best chooses court today? And I think that
one because she stold one of my tools and my well, I'm gonna receiving
good judges decision in the mail, which is what I'm plaine with that,
you know what? But hey, hey Eddie, Eddie, Yes, how
many times have you appeared before a judge because of a female I'm not counting
anymore season tickets. I give up. I give up my counting. You
know what I mean? Oh my goodness, you know come on, you
know my god picking slice, I'll picking break God almighty. Anyhow anyhow,
uh, yes, So anyway, this woman, this woman Katie, Yeah,
Katie friended me or I friended her, friended me or I friended her.
Wanted she somebody posted and she had several mutual friends. So I said,
oh, okay, let me cook on. I did, and I
don't know who friended who? Anyway, lost story short, Uh you're looking
for something? Uh you're only were some some matchers always just like yeah,
sure whatever. Anyways, send me gift cards, send me gift guards me,
yeah me, send me a hundred if you wanted this, send me
too hard if you wanted this something. She had a whole list, had
list of prices different. Oh wait wait wait wait, actually, what was
she going to send you in return for the gift card? And she's gonna
send you one kang ten tang tang tang? All right? Well, anyway,
was she gonna send you pictures of herself? Or is she gonna comment
to you in person? And bang you go get me a guy. Nam
poom pa. You know you know what I mean? Hang kick Richards.
I didn't I didn't catch anything. You just said there, No, I
want to speak stepping Yeah, go ahead. She yeah, she was supposed
to come over and and and uh yeah for for for sex, you know,
a right, Okay, So she was going to come over for sex.
So I I just want you to know, Eddie. Yes, yes,
she is not real. I know that. Yeah, I know that.
She must you receiving the pictures, I said, yeah, I think
she's a guy. Actually. Okay, So here's what somebody dug up.
There was somebody named Katie Ashley who literally probably was kind of where we live
what maybe maybe maybe, and she got hacked. The woman whose pictures are
up, yeah, is a porn star named d Williams. And you really
yes, and you can look up d Williams. D Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, d E Williams. She's a point star. She was
born in nineteen seventy six, so what does that make her forty? All
right? Sure? Yeah? Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. But
anyways, so she went to the original woman or whatever, went to Wayne
Center School, and she's sixty chicky years old, chick and and and people
are calling her Robert, her Bobby. Oh so who knows man, you
know? And I knew this was but I knew this was a fishing expedition
from picking jump, you know what I mean? Like, Jeff send me
gift? Got ye out right? Like that's gonna happen? Are you out
of your mind? Part of the Choice Watch program? Yeah, so I
send all day. Yeah, so yeah, it was funny. It was
actually fine. And my girlfriend messenger said, uh we we yeah, I
think we messaged it says your lady, your lady parch looked like a thick
at Army's Rose when when horse sauce and cheese, you know what I mean?
Oh my goodness, Oh it was funny. Oh so that she blocked
me or whoever blocked you. Okay, all right, but here's here's the
thing that I'm wondering, Eddie. And you're not going to really know no
one this is sort of a rhetorical question, but I do know. I
do know people that have had their Facebook hacked at not have it and has
not been able to be recovered. So they had they had to start over.
And I wonder, like, how long ago did this Katie Ashley's Facebook
page, Like did the person get hacked in twenty twenty one? And then
the person wh who hacked it just sat on it using something else and then
either to reinvent. And so I've got this one that's hacked and I activated
it in twenty twenty three. Everybody's forgotten about Katie Ashley. Anybody who really
knows her has already defended her. Then all this stuff and I worked.
It's sort of in this it's a fucked up thing because I do know a
woman who got locked out of her Facebook page and I'm waiting for two years
when it turns up. Yeah, I just I wonder if that's like the
game Billy. I don't know, man, but I knew this was a
pick. I knew this was was was BS from picking from the beginning,
Yeah go to Wagman's or go wherever and get me gift card to a Yeah,
oh sure, yeah, I'm gonna do that right now. I don't
want to run if there was like a run on Kate Ashes, because I
was just looking to say if there was an actual yeah, and there's just
a bunch of Kate Ashes. They're all scantily dressed the same way, not
say person but different. Yeah, well did you sheet one the other day
where uh yeah, looking for looking for a hook up or something whatever whatever
the hella message message me a message herself. Yeah, okay, like you
know, Jesus, come on, like probably yeah, there are like maybe
guys are stupid. I don't I don't know, I mean, not one
of them, you know what I mean. But my goodness, yeah,
you know, I don't like stupid eddie. I think it's a matter of
like loneliness in some cases, or or its number. It's a number,
sca. Well, I don't even know if it's like okay, but but
here's what I think. That woman is clearly looks like um uh if in
the porn world, she would be called mature. Yeah she's older, yeah,
yes, right, but yeah, yes, but I think it's guys,
and she would probably send you pictures, and guys would be thinking that
they're chatting with this woman having this sort of secret affair without physical contact,
which is a form of cheating behind your wife's back. Because things got boring
more there's kids, and you're busy, and now all of a sudden,
you get these flurry little chats and a picture of her. Yeah, she's
shocking nasty Ki and you're picking, and you're and you're snapping one off,
you know what I mean? Like, yo, okay, I remember we
didn't get from marked in that when he was chatting. He was going at
that chat for a while. He was he was giving us bits and pieces,
but he wasn't giving us all. Actually that's true. Yeah, Kenny,
how's it going with this new chick? When when you end up in
court with her? No, that'shot, got to happen. Look at look
you guys. You know I've been too to picking. I've been pick I'm
round the gambit with picking women, you know what I mean, Like,
come on, I've got I've got a good one now. And you know
I'm happy she's happy. I think, howney, you have me put her
on? Can we talk? Can we talk to her? Trying to get
secon? All right, all right, we're gonna talk to Eddie's new girl.
Come on, hey man, please? Hello? Hi? What's your
name? Angie? Hi? Angie? How are you? I'm all right?
How are you? I'm well, Angie? I I haven't uh,
I don't think i've met you yet. But you're gonna be moving back here
with Eddie. Yeah, well I lived there. He dragged me all the
way out here. He dragged you all the way out there, Yeah he
did. What do you? Uh? What do you do? What do
you do? Angie? Eddie? I I clean pipe for a living?
I mean, I mean, I mean you clean? You clean pipe for
a living, Eddie's pipe and I buff nabs and you all right? All
right, Angie? How a residential cleaner? How old are you? Angie?
May? I ask? I'm twenty one times two? Okay, so
you're forty two? No, I'm twenty one times two. Okay, all
right, it sounds better that way. No, I'm a residential cleaner.
You're a residential cleaner? Uh? And do you have to clean? Eddie's
a pretty neat guy. We'll say that he's very clean himself. Oh yeah,
yeah, he's definitely very clean. Um, that's good. Yeah?
Is that on another set of uppers teeth? How how did you meet Eddie?
And how and and how do you fall in love with Eddie? That
that's our question. I'm at him thirteen years ago on a bus on a
bus, on a bus, Yes, we're we're Where were you both?
Where were you both headed? Well? I was watched because I just moved
to Rockester from um the Miami area, okay, and we were we were
headed hus Doyle, Oh, puth Doyle, the drug the rehab place.
Yeah, well it was for alcohol. But yeah, do you still do
you still drink? Oh? My god, like a fish? Oh like
a fish? Oh very good. Yeah, I mean like, as long
as you're not driving, then you're not hurting anybody. What's the problem,
right, Well, no, no, I'm I was joking about like a
fish. No, we we haven't drinks every once in a while. Yeah,
right, would you be drinking? Now? Well, I did have
two shots and maybe um two Cuiers lights, but cluers lights. I consider
that water, So I'm basically hydrating. That's awesome, you know what they
I think that's in the Huther Doyle manual. Doesn't count. It's just water,
right, just what that's hydrating? That's it. I'm just yeah,
So basically those two shots that I had washed out because I'm my reading,
Yes, washed out bush, Sure, Angie. One final question for you,
what celebrity do you must look like in your mind? Well, in
my twenties, I used to look like Avril Levine. But since I'm twenty
one times two. Um, I I what celebrities do I must look like?
Now? No, I don't know. Daddy's little Daddy's don't want to
Oh shut up, No, I don't. I send you a picture of
me. Okay, he'll send a picture, great, mom, Yeah,
and then we'll use that as the new Katie Ashley or whatever people every sandwich.
I caught it, miss Arby. All right, we'll talk to Addie
again. Thank you, Angie. Very nice to meet you. But it
was nice to meet you. To an answer to one more thing, I'm
bisexual, so I'm very like particular about my my lady well my ladies,
ladies part Yeah, so that was it was just very unattractive. Okay,
so wait now now I have more questions your bise now your bisexual. You're
with Eddie. Have you ever brought a third person in for you and Eddie?
No, I was gonna be everbody sandwich until I saw her her lady
parts. Oh so you were going to try to get Katie Ashley to come
be the third in with you? Yeah, but I was gonna make sure
it gives me give parts. Yeah. So when was the last time you
were with a woman? Um, like three months ago, three months ago?
And were you with Eddie at the time too? No? Oh,
okay, So when did this start with Eddie? I don't know. Well
he said, he's been in love, wasn't he for thirteen years? And
so? But oh he said, uh so, but I didn't know over
the all thirteen years. And why did you tell me when I'm going on
to the car show to put it? Another showed on that I wasn't going
on outside looking like that. I thought you were like trying to be my
dad. I need something at this point, all right, but put Eddie
back out? Thank you? Well? Yeah, he on, I got
I got a question for you, mon. Yes, how old are you?
My thankbook sixty two? Yeah? But how old are you? Uh
so, Yeah, you're seventy seventy two and you're banging this forty two year
old? Yeah, look at you. Wow, you're old enough to be
your daddy. Yes, but I guess you'll throw you know what? Show?
That's all good, that's all good, Yeah, all right, it's
all good. It's all good. Hands all right, Eddie. Yeah,
Yeah, it's been it's been a pleasure and it's always interesting talking to you.
I loved you guys that I'll see you. I'll see you. Probably
a weak yourself. Be safe. You know what if she sounds drunk,
she sounds like she knows South forty two. She sounds like an empty leather
wine sack. Yeah, like if they is that hung up? Yes,
okay, if if if they drew her in South Park, it's like a
fucking wine sack with eyes. Yeah. Oh gosh, you know, Eddie
reminds me of like if Beavis and budd had grew up. I hate a
shower, a smoke freaking glass of wine. I was having a tough time
following the story arc on that one with both of them. No, that's
all right. I mean, that's Eddie, But like this girl. Oh
we met thirteen years ago on a bus going to R Doyle. Are they
still in business? I don't know, but I knew what it was.
Apparently detox didn't work so well, that did it. That's why they're not
in business. Detoxed on the buses and got all right, we'll take a
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Wars any of them, never cared to, never wanted to. And my
wife maybe sit down and watch him hold on my wife, maybe sit down
and relationship that's never been The deal was the deal? Was the deal?
You would sit through The godfathers if I sat through to the Notebook. If
he said through Star she would sit through The Godfather If I sat through Star
Wars and I watched the first three Star Wars. I don't get it.
I don't. I don't understand it. I know if you were a kid
from that era Star Wars, because that when it came out was like seven.
But it makes sense. But at some point, you know, you
could grow up. You know you have the option to do that. I
just don't. I just don't operate. I mean, yeah, billion dollars
industry, I know, a billion dollars. I know it's it's a little
uh, a little crazy. Don't get it. Yeah, but okay,
well, okay, so what about what he'll break down a bills game for
forms real life, all right, but what no, it is real people.
They are real people, and they are real people that we can go
and see in training. Camp opened up today and I could touch them.
Saw people already posting about people out to dinner. Anybody had the spot.
Yes, Terry Pagoula took about thirty staff members down to ponte Veno on the
River last night and they were saying the person wrote this said the best chefs,
the best food, and they know it. And they had pictures of
Terry and Brandon bean and look, I think there were about thirty people in
the party. Wow. I would assume Terry's picking up the bill, but
I don't know. I gotta get back there. They got good food.
Now some intern had to pick it up. Josh Allen has Josh Allen has
elevated uh further than most quarterbacks in the NFL. Yeah, right, maybe
two? Well, I don't think too. It is that big and yet
known, but but not as big as Josh Allen. I don't think Herbert's
as big as Josh Allen yet. I think Russell has fallen. He's not
as big as Josh Allen. I think Aaron Rodgers is uh Mahomes definitely,
maybe Burrows for sure, and then outside of that, I can't really I
mean, Dak Prescott, I guess, but I don't don't. The only
thing that Dak has if you put Dak in any other Jersey Dallas, right,
that's that's what I so. I mean, it's the name you here.
But Josh Allen is also a really sweet guy. I remember being at
camp and he took pictures with my kids and he signed stuff for my kids.
And I saw this on who I will call one of the I think
this station and all the TV stations currently may have the best reporters in town.
Now. I know this video was everywhere. I don't know who shot
it originally. I'm sure it's everywhere. I'm sure every asshole that has a
Twitter account and a name that's associated with the TV station or some other media
has posted this. So I won't post it. But I thought this was
really sweeten. It was Jen Lukey who I saw do it. I think
Jen Lukey is one of the best reporters after He was just fantastic. And
I think I think Berkeley Breen is fantastic. Yes, I don't, and
it's not to dis any of the other reporters. I don't know any of
them, so maybe I shouldn't need a Yeah, Brett, Brett's yes,
but Brett's tend to a ton of people. Brett is ten too. So
this is Josh Allen, and I want you to try to listen through the
screams as he's leaving the field today because practice ended at one eleven thirty noon,
and he's walking off and this young kid says something to him, hold
on, just everybody's going nuts. Cush, hush, hush, kiss crying,
all right. So he's saying to him, and it's very hard to
hear. He goes, my sister loves you. And this kid looks like
he's maybe twelve, and this sister looks like she could be nine or ten.
He goes, she's right over there. She's in some kind of hat.
It looked like a camouflage Bill's Son type hat. And so listen.
Cuse I got a hush, I got a hush. But think about that,
all the screaming, all the yelling. He walked over. I have
a question. Josh Allen walked over to this kid kids crying, she loves
you. So now he's walking down and he's signing things along the way,
and he knows that this girl and the kid's going. She's crying. She
loves you, she loves you her older brother. He reaches over, he
hugs her. She practically looks like she's gonna cry, crying. She turns.
He says something like, where's your parents or something? She points back
and this kid right exit. You have to listen. I can't listen to
it anywhere. It's too hard to hear. But the kid at the end,
this other kid goes, hey, Josh, for you son, just
for her, like he's paying no attention because Josh has already passed him and
is now I hugged this little girl and everything, but you know it's it's
kids, and he doesn't have to do that. No, he didn't have
to. I don't know if this I'm sure they're gonna be synics. They
go, this is set up. How could somebody catch this on a camera?
I don't know how they call it on a camera. I don't know
who it was. I saw Jen Lukey, maybe it was the kid's parents.
I have no idea that I. Jen didn't even claim that she took
it. I've just I just know that that it was her Twitter account.
I've been in situations where like stuff like that'll happen where somebody, you know,
you're sitting in a game or something and somebody comes over and skates up
next to you. There's always somebody taking a picture and they just send it
to me. So he uh. But I'm like that, Josh Allen did
something today that that young girl will remember for the rest of her time on
this planet. She will remember that forever. He may not remember it after
game one, depending on how Hardy gets hit, do you know what I'm
saying. And I always think, like, think of any celebrity that you've
ever met, and you can remember what they were wearing and what they said
to you and all that stuff, and it's kind of a lost moment for
them. And you can understand that, right because you're in your own way
with certain things. But I go, boy, it just pays to just
be kind, that's all. Just be nice. It costs nothing him nothing,
It cost him nothing, And I think he likes it. I think
he likes the adoration, you know. I mean, certainly a guy who
got I never saw somebody who gets so much shit when they first got to
the league. And this I did not. I was not a fan of
the pick. Yeah, okay, you're honest about that idea the media who
all of a sudden just like totally ignore what they said. But yeah,
I mean like it was not his in his favor and he has overcome all
of them. Yeah, and he doesn't take it for granted, and that's
important. I guess that's it. I don't know what it is, and
I don't want to, like, go on, he's such a great Yeah,
I'm sure he's such a great guy. That Josh Allen. I bet
he's a dick at times too. I don't No, everybody's got their moments.
Really sweet it was, and it I think it went way further for
that girl and her family than ever. And I think it was sweet of
her brother. That just sounds like just a nice family like you talk about,
you know, comes from good people. Those are good people. Yeah,
did he pick her up like Lion kings down Circle of Live. No,
he didn't do anything that would have been cool at all. That should
be the next picture of that, Danny. I have a couple of sports
related questions. I don't know if you're gonna know the answer, And I
don't mean to put you on the spot. I believe that there's a team
in the NFL that people are overlooking when they're picking, obviously now prognosticators mid
season baseball. I don't want to hear anybody yamer about it anymore. That's
fucking too much. Anytime I turned out, I hear them yammering about mid
season baseball. You know what I talk about the morlots, Billy, you
know what I want to know. I'm about the audio. I want to
know where sho Heyotani's gonna be uniform. He's gonna be wearing. He could
go to Baltimore, but they got a lot of prospects. They gotta give
up belly ball. Tomore is pretty good. Yeah, they passed the race.
Yeah, I mean they're they're pretty good. They got some good players.
Yeah, that's what happens when you take for so many years, Essentially
you get a roster. All right. But speaking of Baltimore, I think
a lot of people are looking past the Ravens, and I think the Ravens
have the potential. Look, any team has the potential to get to the
super Bowl. That seems like a dumb thing to say, However, I
go, I don't know. There seemed to have some weapons there and things
that we don't think about. And I'm just not hearing them talked about a
lot in the media. I'm hearing a lot about Kansas City. I'm hearing
Buffalo a little bit, a whole lot about the Jets. The Ravens will
go as far as the health of Lamar Jackson will take them, which was
one of the reasons the Bills didn't want to take him as a quarterback was
that they felt like his style of play did not lead for a long time
in the you know, a long NFL career from what I understood. The
running. Yeah, but I don't believe that. I don't know. That's
what I was told, and I was told that by I think Greg Okay,
maybe I think that could be true, but I mean they play a
very similar game, they do, but he's Lamar was way more accurate in
college than Alan ever was. Yeah. Yeah, I mean maybe Alan ran
because he had to and Lamar ran because it was designed to run. But
I mean either way, well, look, they've trafted, they put together
the receivers. Now, they got receivers on the team in Baltimore, and
if he wants to play quarterback. He doesn't want to be running around anymore.
I think he's made that known, but he will if he has to.
The question is was his running because he was just like one step,
one one read, a one read offense and then go take off. Because
Kurt Warner, if you go back on YouTube, there's a there's a game
where Baltimore is on a Thursday night. They lose to Miami, and Kurt
Warner just ripped on the Ravens offense, basically saying it was the dumbest offense
he'd ever seen. Okay, Greg Roman was the offensive coordinator. They've canned
him. They brought in Todd Monkin, who was at Georgia to be the
offensive coordinator. So he so it's expect well yeah, but but the point
is is that, like, if he's healthy, the Ravens are gonna be
fine. You can't remember the Ravens missed the playoffs just by a just a
nose hair the year before. It was because Lamar was hurt and Jim John
Harbaugh felt didn't need to take more chances at the end of games. They've
never been blown out of games. They're always a perennial playoff team. It's
just matter getting over that hump. But if Lamar is not healthy, it
ain't gonna matter. I think you're not hearing about him because there's just so
many good teams the entire nay, probably three or four teams that are out
Kevin. People want one of those New England, don't think so they come
on, they were one went away from the playoffs last year's people people they
were, I mean, you're looking at maybe the Texans are probably not gonna
go in. Here's the thing. I think a lot of people are ticked
off at Lamar Jackson. Cleveland we never talked about because the Shawn Watson is
their quarterback, That's why. And he's he's a hell of quarterback. But
he missed a year or two and yeah, he missed basically two years of
football. And maybe Stefanski will get him going. Yeah, you should be
talking about Cleveland now. I don't know, Gosh, it's been so long.
I don't know the real weapons that they have to throw too, that
he has to throw too. Divisions great, Yeah, it's top to bottom,
like the bottom. People also want to see you gotta remember one thing
in the in the AFC north right, The signature team will always be the
Pittsburgh Steelers. They were one of the five most popular teams in America so
far that they they're like the third most popular team in LA okay, and
so oh yeah, it goes Dallas, the Rams and then Pittsburg. No
Dallas, the Raiders in Pittsburgh, like the Rams and the Chargers aren't even
in the you know, there's stratosphere. But bottom line is that that division
is so stacked, and everybody's talking about Borrow. I don't want to see
if Kenny Pickett at Pittsburgh could be the guy to take that leap. Yeah,
and ever since Lamar signed that contract, everything's been quiet status quote,
so they're not talking about them about him getting his money. So now it's
like, okay, let's see what happens if I'm the Ravens. I'm pretty
pleased that they got the NFL right where they wanted. Nobody's talking about him
all right now. Another UH sports story that I should have done some research
on. It intrigued me and I got caught up with a bunch of different
things today. Jim Harbaugh Yes in Michigan, Yes, suspended the first four
games of this Why because he took a couple of recruits out for hamburgers at
the Little Brown Jug and then and then they say he lied, he lied
about it. But then but I heard one talking head, uh say,
And this is where I'm like, huh it goes. I'm glad he stood
his ground with this NCAA overread. I don't know that this is somebody's opini
because they're getting picky. They're getting like ridiculously picky. Well they're getting ridiculously
picky. But they've already lost with the nil deal, right, I mean,
it's it's over. But this is this is this is the NCAA's way
of saying, hey, we're still in control, guys, So what do
you like it or not? So they're suspending I would say, one of
the biggest names in collegiate sports coaching. Yeah, I'm a Michigan fan too,
ended for four four games because he took the kids for a burger.
It's that you took him out for Burger's, Billy, is that you lied
to us. That's why they're okay. But that seems like a dumb thing.
But I don't think that. I think guys did this all the time.
No, no, no, no, my I'm what I'm saying is
it's a dumb thing to get in trouble for you. I think if you
had kids that you were recruiting and you were just picking up the tab,
how could that? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah,
hey, hey, we're still in charge. We're still in charge, mark
my words. A year from now he will be coaching the Chargers and justin
Herbert. Do you think so? Oh, the Chargers have made their bet.
They gave Herbert that huge extension. This is Brandon Staley's last year to
make or break it. And I'm not talking just making the playoffs. They
got to get to a championship game or a super Bowl. So he doesn't
have the U. That's so the ncuble A okay, Yeah, I should
have done a little more research on it because they're just flexing their muscles whatever's
left of it. I would say this. Harbaughs are seemed to be a
little crazy, like I think he. I think is who's a Jim and
Jim and John John? John's with Ballan and both of them have been there.
Well, John's been with Baltimore for how many years? Oh, gosh,
a number? Because they faced off in the Super Bowl. I think
since oh eight, I believe that's a long time in the NFL for a
head coach. Yeah, oh yeah, Well when when um, when the
owners took over the team from Art Model, he said, find us the
next Mike Tomlin and John Harball kind of came out of the blue because he
was a special teams coach. He wasn't an offense or a defensive guy,
but he whipped that program into shape. At Ozzie News was a hell of
a GM too. So uh but these they seem to be um pretty straight
by the book, kind of got not not like no bullshit is one of
my point. Yes, you know what you see is what you get.
If he bought a hamburger and he lied about it, it's like, okay,
but that that's nothing. I think that there's no real scandals. There's
no uh that I can find or ever heard. But Jim in Michigan didn't
he say something about I don't eat chicken because chickens or not nervous animals.
Nervous animals. That's it. He won't eat chicken and he always wears those
khaki paint. Who else used to say that? Uh? I don't the
guy who Ed O'Neill, the guy who played uh Al Bundy, but he
also played he said this in Modern Family, he played Jay. They tried,
they took over the basketball team. No chicken, it four meals.
It's a nervous animal. Was he doing that to make fun of Horriball?
I don't know if he was or wasn't. He might have been, but
it's been. It's been one of those things coaches say. I didn't.
I never heard of that until a Horriball. I never did. I think
that's very funny. But he's tightly wound, though. I'm sure he's tightly
wound. And you know clearly both these guys rose to the highest levels you
can get in coaching and either at both I mean both of the head coaches
in the NFL, So that to me is very impressed. Jim could probably
come back to the NFL and take almost any job he wanted. Yeah,
there's maybe only like three or four jobs that he couldn't get because he turned
around everywhere everywhere he's gone. He's turned franchises around, took a litt longer
at Michigan again, he had to go head to head with the States School
and all you and LSU with Urban Meyer. But he's all, I think
this will be it. I think he's because he interviewed with the Broncos twice
before they gave the job to Sean pay Peyton. That's gonna be an interesting
year out. Oh yeah, that's another team that maybe we're overlooking. I
don't know, but it's another AFC team. To your point, Kevin and
the Texans and the two pieces of trash and everything else could go, honey,
where they want to go. All right, we will. We'll take
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Ide and Katie or from friend Katie and they do a weekly podcast and
it's being produced here. And yeah, there's a bunch of there's a couple
more common too, So some exciting things. Oh, looking forward to him,
well, looking forward to those, to the other ones that are coming.
Yeah, here there's gonna be a nice big one. It's gonna revolutionize
sports radio, sports podcast. I'm hearing what the fuck is this? Yeah?
I haven't heard about this one heard? No one's pitched me. Oh
no, no, no, no, as I got, I have a
group coming in Saturday that are pitching me legit. Oh wow, oh yeah,
okay on sports no, okay, no, no, if playing the
courage right maybe no? No, I I uh yeah, I mean it's
it's legit operation. We need to know what's happening here. I can't just
have a ship going out. No, No, that would never happens.
So is this what you're this? You're gonna do a podcast? Oh?
Possibly, keep your ears open past receptionist first time. Yeah, nobody sees
mister Randon to the receptionists. He's a pretty big receptionist from what I hear.
I look at that undercut goal bergen Mighty ducks, sir looking at him.
Um, no, you know who's coming in? You know who's coming
into on Saturday, like legit pitch. And I said, you've got to
put something together. Is Jordan? No kidding? Yeah, Jordan and his
buddies. And I said, it would be interesting to hear about life from
your perspective. But I feel like there's gonna be a lot of coaching here
because and I and I don't I probably shouldn't be talking about this, but
I will anyway. I'm sure, I'll come back in some form to bite
me. But I was saying, like the best thing today in twenty twenty
three, no matter what, if you're a business owner, if you're anything,
stop overthinking everything and just pick up your phone and talk into it authentically,
talk about whatever it is, whatever a value you offer, just just
just put it out there. And I was talking to a guy today,
I'm like, buddy, you need to be on TikTok. Well, I
don't know TikTok. You know what, It's just like any other social media.
Just get on there and talk. Just go this, this is what
we are. This is it. You can make it all fancy or not
make it all fancy. People probably, I think, really appreciate just the
authenticity of real life. You know, no filters, no bullshit, no
anything. And when Jordan came in here one night with his buddies and they're
like, yeah, we've been really wrecking our brains and we're having writers meetings
about this, and I went, okay, fellas, and I so I
when I talked to him privately, because I you know me, yeah right,
and I'm better, I'm better. I'm better better still, Bill,
So I uh, I was basically like, hey, buddy, you don't
need to like you. Yeah, we got this really funny story, goes
but then he's talking it out, he goes, well, that may only
be about twelve minutes. I said, you don't have to try to do
anything. Don't try to because you hear other people doing this style or whatever.
Just be you people like I'd like to know what does a twenty one
year old think about? Do interact with and be as free as you can.
Now the bad part is like, I'm gonna have to sort of be
in here to keep the equipment running for them, So I don't know how
open you want to get in front of your dad, you know what I'm
saying about things, And so I think there's some hesitation with stuff, but
I mean it would be interesting. Somebody sent me a clip the other day.
I don't know what podcast this is at all, and it was It
was funny and well done, and I think the girl was holding her microphone
and her friends weren't even in the room where or I think they were on
maybe zoom or something else. But they did a nice job at the camera
and they're showing everybody and this girl starts talking about the first time she gave
a blowjob, and she's saying it was the first time, and god,
I was all excited. I was gonna do it. I knew I was
gonna do it. I don't my friend. And then she's like, I
got a really really sore throat, like really bad, like it hurts so
bad. The next day and she said, I look in the back of
my throat, and I wish I knew the podcast because I would absolutely of
them credit. And I don't want to be telling somebody else's story, certainly
not mine. I didn't give it a lot of job. So but she
said I and she goes then I saw these white spots in the back of
my throat, and she's like, I'm all nervous, and she goes to
my dad's a doctor, and she said, and I'm over. It's like
it hurts so bad. And so I tell my mom and I'm crying.
I'm like, Mom, listen, I got it, you know, I
don't know. I think I got some kind of STD in my throat or
blah blah blah blah. And she's crying and she's all nervous and all this,
and so her mom's like, all right, all right, okay,
okay, you don't calm down. And it sounds like they probably handle them
well. And I don't know how all the girl was at the time,
but I'm gonna say somewhere between sixteen and nineteen. And she then the father
comes home and she goes, I don't She goes, I have to tell
your dad, and she's like, no, I don't want him to know.
Don't tell him. No, he's a doctor. Yeah, she was
just relaxed, just go just stop. And so the mom goes and talks
to the father, and the father comes in and says, let me see
your throat, let me look, blah blah blah blah. Shees. It
turns out I just had strep throat. I didn't have to tell my parents
what I did. And that was funny, you know it was. But
it was just somebody telling you an authentic story. There was no pretense.
It was just her like leaning back on a chair, and I go that
that's all you really need to do, you know, just but but tell
your story ver that is, whatever that is. I'd like to not hear
stories like that my kid, but you know, I would prefer not to.
But but what is the world like, for you guys, what you
know, what's you know? What are your big concerns? What is what
do you think about about the future? What do you think about the adults
in your world that are telling you stuff? And you know, how much
do you listen to them and how much do you just blow them off?
Can you lay it on tape on this meeting without putting headphones on? Um?
Yeah, sure I can. Yeah, it might be Yeah, that's
that's a good point. You can break we can. We can break down
the tape afterwards straight out. See what Jordan needs to do here. All
right, let me let me demonstrate. When I told them, I go,
I'll listen. I said, here's a pitch. I got like a
legit pitch. And I said, this is what I'm looking for. And
I said, this person's laid out the first twelve episodes in their pitch.
I need something like that. It's the true crime fair Port podcast. No,
this was this was games and they came with games. They came with
a whole pitch. It was a whole thing. And so I was like,
oh, that's pretty impressive because you know me, and it was just
like, hey, you want to do a podcast, tell me what you
want to say. We got a text to five eighty five two h six
eighty eight sixty six that I just had. Oh, I can basically paraphrase
it here. Somebody said they went to a wedding. Oh no, they
had their daughter's wedding. People they haven't seen in a while, come from
far out of town, and they it was out of state. These people
were traveling from out of state. They gave five hundred dollars to our daughter
and son in law. Holy hell, did not expect that kind of generosity.
I was grateful we weren't in vited to their son's wedding next month.
Because you feel like you have to return the favor. I spoke too soon.
We got a last minute invite? Do we have to match? We
were thinking of giving two hundred dollars, not five hundred dollars. What do
you do? How good a friends are you with the that's the first question
I had. Well, if you're a last minute invite, Except the problem
is they came out of state and gave five hundred. But it's last minute.
I can't get out of state. I got I gotta work. Oh
that's true too, or I got the COVID I mean if I if I've
got months, then yeah, I've really probably got no excuse. Well it's
it's a month. It's like it's five weeks. I mean that's yeah,
that's that's five weeks. I'm like, I've gotten last minute invites to weddings
that were like literally like, hey, so and so ain't coming. You
want to come to my wedding? But no on Thursday nights. Yeah,
he worked with a guy who invite us to his wedding. Uh, like
within like two days before, two days before the wedding started. Who's that?
Who's in promotions? Always wear a hat savage? Yeah he did.
Yeah, I don't remember. I'm like, no, I can't make it,
man, I got stuff going. Yeah, like it was through through
text at the last minute. Hey guys, so, uh, we're having
so much fun trading camp. I thought, I invite you in my wedding.
I don't remember. I'll take cash or certified. But that's what I'm
thinking, Like you're trying to fill the coffers. I don't know. I
don't know what you do in that situation. I know that, Um,
I went to somebody's graduation party and I figured the standard was one hundred dollars.
That's always been the case for two. So well, it was just
me, this is okay. So but then six weeks ago, no,
no, So then somebody was saying, that's funny that somebody was saying to
me, um, what's the like, how how good friends are you with
this person? And blah blah blah, how long have you known them?
And when I really dug into it, it was like twenty years, right,
And so they're like, you can't you gotta give. So I gave
like two okay, and that was cool. But now I've got another problem.
I do have a problem similar to this that I don't know how to
handle. So I got a little scattered and between my mom having her surgery,
my kids coming into town, you know, all this stuff. I
had Jamison. So originally, like I wasn't sure what week because my mother
was gonna have surgery at the end of the month. Then I got moved
up to the beginning of the month. So then nords all this stuff.
And in the process, my college roommate's son was graduating high school and I
got this beautiful invitation. I had it on my fridge. For whatever reason,
I kept falling off so I just put it in a pile of shit
and sort of forgot. But in the back of my head, I had
it, and I didn't put it on my calendar, and I had it
locked in. I knew it was the beginning of July. I actually thought
maybe it was July fourth. I wasn't sure. Jamieson's in town. We
go kayaking. I put up a picture, and my college roommate's mom goes,
missed you at the graduation party, and I feel bad because I would
like to have been there. And this kid's going to the University of Tampa
next year. And my roommate and his wife have their house in the market.
They're building a beautiful new place in the Tampa area. Like not right
on top of the kid, but he wants to get out of here.
He took a buy out from his job and he's just ready to Yeah,
there's still a point. Yeah, Well, I don't know, but maybe
maybe that's true. I think you gotta usually it's like a six nine month
but you'll get it if you're there here. Yeah. Sure. So uh,
I was like, huh. And he's been talking about wanting to move
down there anyway, And now I don't know what I feel like, I
gotta I haven't said, oh my god, I did an RSVP. I
didn't do anything, and I got caught up in all this just it's sloppy.
It's sloppy as an adult. You really don't have an excuse. But
I'm gonna make one here. I got. I got all sloppy with that.
And so now I don't know what to do. And I'm going do
I just mail a check if it no, I would go get a card
to one hundred dollar bill in a ever and then say you know, hey,
I saw I missed you. They're a little extra for you because I
missed it. Would have loved to have been there. I would have loved
I would have and I could have taken my kid yeah with me. But
I just whatever was going on. I mean, they'll tell you something I've
had, like h man, it's it's weird because all the boys were here,
right, Jamison was here, and then we saw Jackson, and then
Jordan's been in and now but he's around here and for whatever reason, and
even today listening to that brother sister after Jackson left, and I guess I
hadn't really thought about it at all, and and Jackson and I didn't spend
a whole lot of time together. I was really happy that he was hanging
out with his brother. I thought that was awesome. I was like,
I hope they made cool you know, early twenties memories that I didn't.
My brother and I weren't that close an age, were eight years apart.
These guys are sixteen months apart. So I'm like that, that's I hope
they had a great time. But I got like, just really fucking sad
the other day. I'm like, God, like this shit that you you're
missing or not aware and they're there are more adults, but you know with
Jamieson that I'm missing because of decisions that I made. Uh that And I
go, oh, it was a rough night for me. And I didn't
drink and I didn't gut me. But he didn't reach for the bottle either.
I did not, which is good. No I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't I I he was out. No I didn't. But I
was like, ugh. And then I hear that thing today and I'm like,
uh, because it didn't reminded me of taking Jamieson too, training camp
and all that stuff. It's just a just a thing, but I was
one of those. Man. It just it just hit me right in the
gut. And the thing with Jackson is like I'm seeing him, you know,
trying to figure out life right and trying to get there. And I
don't want to be heavy handed in any way, but I'd like to be
able to just kind of guide you. You know. Now that I'm older,
I've even realized like kids will throw fits. And I did this with
Jamieson. I'm like, uh, Jamieson decided I think I told the story.
He wanted to wash his money all of a sudden because it makes your
your paper money crisper. Okay, he saw this on TikTok. I thought
it was laundering cash. So I had the stopper in my sink had detached
from the little lever in the back right, So it's just me there.
I don't feel like calling the maintenance guys to go fix it. I could
do it myself, but I'm not gonna take off the trap and loosen things
up when I don't own it, because if I cracked the pipe, that's
all TVC. It's on me, and I don't feel like fucking doing that,
so I've just left it off to the side. So Jamison comes in
and I'm in bed, and he goes, I clogged the sink. I
can't get that thing out, so I said to it. So I go
in there and I can't get it out either, and I'm like, all
right, no worries, We'll just siphon some of this water out through the
tub and brush your teeth over the tub tonight. We'll be fine and I'll
call maintenance. And then I'm looking around and I go, listen, I
don't want these guys coming in the maintenance guys. I'd rather have it pretty
neat, you know. So I said, here's what I want you to
do. I want you to run the vacuum. Oh, come on,
leave me alone, man, I'm tired. Let me. I'll be like
doing it like I can't believe he actually responded that way, And yeah,
right right, thirteen year old in my family, Well there was okay,
so yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah yeah. So I go all
right. So normally I think I would have kind of gone back, like
dad voice and all that stuff, and I just went, I'm not asking
you to do a lot. I said, I'm gonna be over here doing
this. Here's the vacuum and I you know, when you're ready to just
plug it in. Within three minutes, I'm here in the vacuum running and
no questions asked. Vacuum did didn't do that now because you're not pushing,
you're not heavy handed, you're pulling, You're just saying, hey man,
yeah, that's all right, you know, and not reacting to this.
I don't want to do it like I just went all right, well,
when you're ready, it's right here, and I don't water never sucked it
right out. What drive vacu would have been. The shop was not a
I didn't have a wet dryback. I think no, I think I got
rid of that. But anyway, I just it was a sad. It
was a sad. Yeah. I lost a lot of too bolsts everything.
Um, Mick Jagger turns eighty today. Kevin has put together a Mick a
Stone Quiz or a Mick quiz Stones, a stone quiz, a stone' quiz.
We will we will get to that in just a moment, But first
gotta tell you about Cobblestone on Maine. Oh delicious cobblestone on Maine, right
in the village of Webster. You get out there. They have a nice
little patty on the side as you can sit outside you go in there.
It's nice and cool. They got those vaulted ceilings with the ceiling fans going
delicious food. They have really really locally sourced delicious menu items that I just
saw a beautiful New York State pork chop with bone in. You can basically
if you wanted to, if you're a Neanderthal, just pick that thing up
and just shop. That's just gnaw right. Just put the side of my
car. Wash it down with a delicious craft beer or a craft cocktail.
The bar is fantastic. They have a private party room that you can get
to up to forty five people home private entrance. You don't have to worry
about anything, and that makes it really nice. Live music out there as
well. It is a really really cool place. I would say great for
date night, great for any night like after golf league, maybe softball night.
Go hang out at one O nine West Main Street in the village of
Webster. It is Cobblestone on Maine. Fund out more at Cobblestone on Maine
dot com. Victor Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Route ninety six in Victor a plug
of the East Few Mall. They've got the hottest kicks in town. I
feel like everybody I know has been going to the plug. It's getting a
lot of buzz lately, seeing so many cool stea Every time I look at
somebody's feet and I go, oh, those are like really sharp looking sneakers,
Like maybe they're in a suit, but they got the sneakers on that.
They went through the plug. And I'm right, they went to the
plug. You need to get to the plug. Maybe you have sneakers that
you've been looking for for a while and you can't find him anywhere. Talk
to Rick and his crew. They may have him there, or they may
be able to put you on to a line or be on the lookout.
So when a sneaker like that shows up, they go, hey, man,
we got that sneaker you were looking for right here at the plug in
the East Few Malls. There is no your problems. This problem the fish.
We're gonna lay all that travels walking down. Look back. It's one
of my favorite duets ever. Nick Jagger Peter Tosh nineteen seventy eight. Don't
look back. Peter Tosh passed away. Yeah, I believe his sister did
or does live in Canadagh. Wow, Okay, don't he remember Peter Tosh
died like nine years after this eighty seven, Wong, don't look back.
I just I just found Mick Jagger to be one of the coolest. But
I guess Keith to me was really the coolest. I because Keith was understated
more than Mick. Mick was out there, but Keith just like you know,
smoking cigarettes, yea living. Yeah, there was always these stories I
would hear about Keith Ridge. I tried to go meet Keith Richards. I
was uh doing overnights in Poughkeepsie, So I jumped on the train and he
was signing. It must have been ninety two, ninety three, somewhere in
the early nineties, because he had the expensive whineos and he was signing in
Tower Records. And I got down there at like three in the afternoon.
I don't think he was shown up until five or six. The line was
out and around Danny, I think before I had to get the train back.
I think I might have just made it around the corner of the building.
I never got in. Oh yeah, I never got into to uh
get I mean that's that's somebody like I've never been one of those people who
like, I mean, I have a few people that I would love to
meet, but I've never made it a mission to. Yeah, but I
mean that would be I wanted to meet Keith would be cool. Yeah.
And you're like, I don't know much time he's got left. Well,
Bill, apparently he had all the time in the world. Yes, So
because I still haven't finished his autobiography, I still have it on my nightstand.
I haven't even started it yet. Yeah. I I The Life.
Yeah, The Life. That's like the one book Tommy Mule ready, Yes
he did. He borrowed it from me. Check this out round. So
there's this section in there with this kid is talking about he's talking about changing
the kid's diaper. He has no idea who the kid is. He had
to watch some little kids. So some kids walking around going yeah, Keith
Richard changed my diaper. Uh, all right, So I'm gonna Mick Jaggers
Sometimes I think, um, John Lennon sang back up on some Stone songs,
and I think the Stones maybe making Keith backed up did some backing vocals
on some Beatles. Oh wow, I didn't know that. I thought they
didn't like each other. No, no, they did. Now I'm gonna
play you a song and then I'll tell you I might be giving it away
a little bit, but we'll play this song. You know the song?
Yeah, right, you know the song. Of course. It is one
of the three suspects. Mike is one of the three suspects. Warren Beatty
and James Taylor the other two. I think it is Warren. You know
it is Warren. She she she auctioned off the answer to picked Up her
Soul. I used to love the cover of this album. I think it
was on her No Secrets album and she had her nipples popping through. Oh
wow, okay, this is like one of the song come out seventy two,
seventy three. That was before my time bill out. So I think
I must have been about like eighty two or eighty three. I was ten
or eleven. I saw I was like, oh, look at that tune
in Tokyo. I just learned what that is. Now. Listen, listen,
you think this song is Mick Jagger sinks back up the song. Listen,
and then when you know that it almost pops out. He must have
banked her anything, Oh probably he who didn't. Well, now you know
what that that's not nice to say because she's probably a very lovely woman.
But they probably had a little relationship. I don't know, they're probably both.
She was probably star struck and he was like another one on my belt
under the notch. Maybe she wasn't starstruck, maybe he was. Could be.
I wonder how you get Mick Jagger to sink back up on your song,
because this is the heyday of the Stones, like seventy two, seventy
three, Here we Go, Here's you can hear? Yeah, probably like
every time mix sings, like he's always like going into some epileptic like clutch,
Like he's like he's always jerking his head and his arms. And he
claims that Tina Turner was the one who taught him to dance. Yeah,
I said that for years before we get the thing. One of my favorite
bits and I've always wanted to talk to Jimmy Fallon about it, was I
don't know how you do somebody to their face, like Kate McKinnon when she
did Hillary Clinton and she's partying Hillary, then she walks in and Hillary's the
bartender, and you're doing it to the person that's got to be intimidating in
some way. You got to have some way to shut off a certain part
of your body. You have to. And I know for a fact that
they wanted to do like Mick, and they were pitching all these ideas and
I forget who was telling me this or where I heard it, and it
was the one that I always loved, where Mick slicking in the mirror,
but the mirror on the other side, it's it's Jimmy, Jimmy Fallon and
Nick on Saturday Night Live. And I think they had done something similar before,
and Lawren's like, I don't like that. I don't want to do
it. So then Mick shows up and
they're going through and they're pitching all these ideas and Mick didn't like any of
them, and then they pitched that one and Mick loved it. So that's
why I got on and Jimmy got to be the guy. And then I
remember like on their last tour, Jimmy showed up backstage somewhere and he's being
Mick to Mick and they're dancing together, and I don't know, I'd like
seeing people that have a sense of humor about themselves, right, they play
you know that sort of thing? All right? Uh, Frank Kelly and
used to do Charles Barkley to Charles Barkley, did that terrible? That's terrible
funny? All right? So we got Stones trivia. Let me pull up
one of my favorite Stones tunes, since it's Stones trivia, Um rocks off,
I love from Exile on Main Street. Let's see if forget that,
I apologize. They should be a little more prepared than this. We'll get
it right now. How deep are these questions? I don't know. I
didn't know many of them. Okay, this is surprised me. This is
all right. Go ahead. Where did the Rolling Stones play their first gig?
Where did the Stones play their first gig? Build building that city?
I was gonna say, Hyde Park. Uh? What building did they play
in first? I don't know. Mixed living room, the Marquee. Okay,
that means anything. The Stones fan June to sixty four, The Stones
played the first live gig in America? What city it was? The first
Stones show in America, First Stones show in America. Um. This may
have been a closest to the pen question. I might No, I don't
remember, I'm gonna say, I don't know why I'm thinking Chicago. I
want to say Boston send Bernardino. Oh wow, okay. It was way
Off, which is also the home of the first McDonald's. It is,
Yes, that's why make played there. What year was Get Off my Cloud
released? H Hey, hey, Hugh, Get off of My Cloud?
UM sixty seven sixty five close complete the lyric childhood Living? Is he to
do the things you wanted? Um? Childhood Lizy to do the things you
wanted? Were you gotta put your lip out when you sing? Bick lower
jaw like yacht rock? This is because I would say I love the Stones,
so therefore that would make me a fan. I don't. I don't.
I love the tragical hip, but I don't know every single word of
it. I mean that this this one is is well known. Um,
I don't know. I bought them for you. I bought them for you.
Listen. Mean. The original pianist in the band eventually became the band's
road manager. Do you know his name? Yes? Uh? Billy no?
Um. He looked like Jay Leno and he was too clean cut.
He wound up dying of drug overdose. Uh Hung out with Keith a lot
played um on a couple songs for led Zeppelin, like they lent him to
Zeppelin. So I forget what song has piano for Zeppelin, like Misty Mountain
Hop I think might be and it's he he who played it, And I
can't I want to see Billy Preston. It is not Billy Preston. God,
what was that guy's name? Need? He looked like Jay Leno,
dark hair, big jaw, and he was too clean cut, like they
were gonna make him a member of the Rolling Stones. And somebody goes,
he's too clean cut because he doesn't fit. Fuck, he doesn't fit guys,
And yet he was a bigger drug addict than any of them. This
is just giving him a drug test. Oh you filed you're his name?
I thought it began. I thought it was Bill something in Stuart Ian Stewart.
God, damn it. Fuck. I don't like losing that. Who
came up with the idea for the artwork on the seventy one album Sticky Fingers?
Oh that's Andy Warhol got it? How many studio albums? If the
Stones recorded studio albums? This was the closest to the pin question and I
thought I said something like twenty six and sixty one Mick and Keith for a
garage band with Dick Taylor, Alan Etherington and Bill beckwith what were they called
well making Keith you'll see writing credits on their albums. They were known as
the Glimmer Twins. What was uh the The original band name was Little Boy
Blue and the Blue Notes before they became the Stones. I don't know the
Blue Boys. You're in the Ball? I thought there was something I was
gonna think. Why was the original cover for some Girls Quickly redone Um?
The original cover for some girls was Quickly redone Some Girls was were They're in
drag Um? Which was always a considered high comedy in Britain. I don't
know, like I think it was like it was considered high comedy. Now
the song some Girls couldn't be played on radio because I think they're talking about
different women. They banged around the world and there was some girl and she
wanted all my jam and I didn't have dime for that. I don't know.
There was some reason they might have f bombed in it, or French
girls something and they so I don't remember, uh, but it was you
couldn't play it on the radio that I knew. The album was quickly redone.
The cover the cover, Yes, the cover was quickly redone. And
there is a reason why. And I don't remember if somebody died or if
they unauthorized use of several celebrity pictures. Oh okay, I did not know
that, all right? And then what New York City location is mentioned in
the song miss you? Um, let's see you know this? I was
out rickety girls, yeah, sing it aft dark? Yeah, I know.
Why can't I come? I feel like we just had this conversation central
Park Elbot Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was park at last,
but not least. What motivated the protagonist in the song far Away Eyes to
run twenty red lights? The girl with the far Away Eyes, which you
know what? They always bordered on country, even that song we heard there
a honky talk, Well the Honckey talk Woman was originally I think called country
talk okay, and that was more almost acoustic. The girl with far Away
Eyes? Why they run twenty red lights? Yeah? I don't remember.
Because they had the Lord by their side. That's right, that's right,
that's right. She had the Lord buy her side. Louke Graham's got a
great Rolling Stone story that he talks about in his book that he rolled with
Captoniac Twocox Hero. He talked about how his father forbade forbid to go to
the concert. Yea, so he stuck out of the house. See,
I always thought it was Jimmy Hendrix, like Lou told us, I thought
on our show, was that it was Jimmy Hendrix. No I heard,
but I heard him say Stones as well. I think Jimmy Hendricks, I
thought was the was the inspiration being Hendricks? He was, yes, Rolling
Stones. He goes to see a Rolling Stones cut with his then girlfriend at
like fourteen years old or twelve years old, and he runs down the stairs,
jumps through the front went door and it's fulet's let's come back here,
and he just kept running. They caught a bus and his girlfriend and of
course there was like a near riot. They canceled the show. Sabody's all
running out of the War Memorial all pissed off, and his girlfriend like fell
on herself, and Brian Jones turned around before he got in the cars that
are you okay? And helped her up, and he got in his car
and the Stones took off. You know yo, the loon by your side
there it is. I used to love this song. Well I was so
pleased, I totally forgot about the girls. Thank you, Jesus, Thank
you Lord. I think they were basically making fun of the Baptist in the
sixties in the South that we're on the radio. We did the sound Lord,
just to get that in sank Thank you Jesus, Thank you Lord.
Knocked off though by the time I got that should be banned off. The
nearest truck driver she could find is Edie's girlfriend. The bought a lot lizard
in the corner, a little blear, the worst, the wear and tear.
There's a girl were far away eye, So look girl, come on,
Danny away eyes. Mick is is eighty, Keith is gonna be eighty.
Bill Wyman is eighty one or eighty two. He left the band.
He was the bass player. Charlie Watson died at eighty and so I always
go, it's gonna be Keith and Mick till the end. Yeah, they'll
just keep going. Ronnie, I think is a little bit younger. I
want to say he's seventy seven or seventy eight, but he's got little kids,
Mick twin girls that are very little. Yes, Mick does too,
but you never. But but Ronnie is always with his little kids. Oh
wow, yeah, like, and his wife looks like she's if she's forty
four, she look that that makes her old. I don't know, but
yeah, but eighty years old. Here's the thing they used to make fun
of the stones, you know, and uh, I'm gonna be brought to
you by a meta musil rolling stone rocking chairs. I don't hear any age
jokes anymore. I think now everybody's going, shit, yeah, it's impressive,
right, it's impressive. And I don't know if this is true or
not, but we think about like the aging process, right, and you
see people going I'm getting old. I don't know if that's I don't This
is gonna sound fucked up, but you never want to You want to continue
going through time. You would never want to stop time. Right When you
were a little kid, when you were a certain age, all you wanted
to be was in an older age. I wanted to be nine so I
could join the youth group and play Little League. I wanted to be thirteen
so I could do something else. I wanted to be sixteen, so I
could drive. You always were looking to be older, and then you get
to a certain point in your life and it's just birthday after birthday. But
you want to keep going through time because you want to keep experiencing all of
this. You just don't want it to end or you don't want to become
decrepit and fall down. And I do wonder if there's something in your head
that can keep you going and buying your head, I mean, just always
thinking of doing the next thing, and that you don't because Mick Jagger hasn't
had anything, Keith Richards has done all the drugs, all the stuff,
and yet it's gonna be eighty as well in December. You've got Clint Eastwood,
who's still working. He wears his pants high like an old man.
He probably moves a little solar. But there's something like there's no illness.
Do you understand why there's no disease. It's almost like there's no resistance for
these guys. They're just gonna keep going. Look, I could keep going.
I could be wrong about this, but it seems like every time you
see the stones and interviews or on video or anything, they're always having a
good time. Yeah, and I wonder, like a lot of artists,
they get into their art, like Snado O'Connor, whom we talked about earlier,
because there's some type of pain drove them there. I don't know if
the stone. I don't know the stones well enough to know if they had
any like pain in their lives. Right, they're probably like, you know,
good middle class English guys or lower middle class English dudes who started to
start a band, had nothing to cry about, experience the high live.
We're like, Okay, we're good, let's just keep riding this out.
But they don't. They're not depressed, they don't have any issues. I
don't know, they don't have any like thing haunting them from the past,
saying it's like we all were all looking for the fountain of youth we've talked
about on this podcast. Some guy who uh put it's two million dollars a
year into his body to try to chase that fountain of youth. He's taking
plasma from a seventeen year old and then got seven, and then his own
son and then gave his plasma to his dad. And it's two point five
million dollars or something a year. He's spending, and I guess there's some
chronologically it's making him younger in scientific world. But I wonder if you even
need to do that. Do you just need to go? I don't hurt
today. I'm all right. I don't need this. I'm not My back
isn't fallen apart. I can move here and just keep going because I don't
know how at eighty you're still right, you know, Biable. I mean,
these guys are just I mean, they work out regularly too. Well,
he does, Keith. Keith's got a pot belly and everything. Okay,
he does. He's still gotta some type of a durist to go out
in the road like that. Well, I think that I'm hearing sometimes and
I don't know how true it is. And again that somebody's playing Keith's parts
from the back. Yeah, oh really a roadie. Sometimes I'm hearing that
that's happening. But I don't know. Andy, Babby Yuk may know that.
I don't. I don't know. But there you go. I'm just
out here to smoke and out a good time. Answer the other question,
Roddie would seventy six just turned seventy six June first, Yeah, he's the
baby of the group starting yeah, yeah, and still once in a while
we'll pop up and doing stuff. They have the same hairstyle. Yeah,
they they've kept the same hairstyle. Stevie van Zant tells his great story where
he found out Rod Stewart was white. He didn't know that rot really white.
That's interesting. He told that story at the Rocker Hall of Fame when
they inducted the faces or something like that. Yeah, and he goes watch
Stewart's white. Let me see that, magde. That's pretty funny. All
right, we'll close it out. I did not do well in the Stone
Squiz Jack John Hyatt's white too, just cig where John Hyatt is very well.
Oh no, kid, extremely not as famous as Nick Jack, but
certainly Ago certainly Dan Burrillo is in his band. Don't know yet, I
don't know yet. That's right. Kevin Muir is in the hockey world for
hockey dads. More on that to come. My name's Bill Moran. Will
see tomorrow.