WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:18.559 What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's Thursday, and we 2 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:24.519 are talking about episode four of and just like that, it sucks, and 3 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:30.120 just like that, Okay, I don't even from the jump of this episode, 4 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:34.479 I kind of lost my mind. I kind of because doesn't it open 5 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:38.520 with Carrie and Bobby Lee having break like a disgusting breakfast for some reason? 6 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:42.159 Yes? Okay, So you know, first of all, I have so 7 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:45.200 many things to say about this because I didn't remember when the whole thing came 8 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:48.399 out about Bobby, like everyone trying to cancel him. Yes, but he's 9 00:00:48.439 --> 00:00:51.240 fine. He's fine. He said the most insane things. I'm not saying 10 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:54.679 we should or shouldn't can't I'm not. I don't really know exactly what happened 11 00:00:54.719 --> 00:01:00.280 there, but like I don't know, it wasn't great. But he's being 12 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:03.280 featured here in this thing. And you know how you always have breakfast with 13 00:01:03.319 --> 00:01:07.439 your old podcast partners. They're not even working together anymore, but he's like, 14 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:10.000 yeah, yeah, sure, I'll get a b at eight am and 15 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:15.480 have breakfast with you. And wasn't so Originally she was a guest like a 16 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:19.680 sidekick on his show, I guess, and then she got her own and 17 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:26.640 then the producer gave her her own show, Sex in the City because because 18 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:30.519 Bobby Lee's character whose name I think was Jackie, was on with Chay correct, 19 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.159 yes, well Chay was yeah, he's yes, and so they had 20 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:38.719 carry on every now and then this last season right right, Okay, so 21 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:42.120 because we have to do podcasts twenty twenty one when this first came out, 22 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:47.359 like you know, gotta gotta gotta do a podcast, so she can't have 23 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:49.920 a column anymore because that's two old schools. So she has a podcast but 24 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:55.200 for like two episodes and then yeah, she does never really shows up for 25 00:01:55.319 --> 00:01:57.840 it, doesn't care, doesn't do the ads as we talked about, because 26 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:01.920 how dare Sex in the City alumnus mentioned her vagina, which she did so 27 00:02:01.959 --> 00:02:05.719 many times right before. But we know all this, right, we know 28 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.360 this, But like this character, why would he he's kind of this like 29 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:10.719 weird dude. He's always like kind of a slacker guy, but like, 30 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:15.159 why is he getting up for breakfast? No? And then she and for 31 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:20.000 her to give him a copy of her book, which why why would he 32 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:24.120 even care? He wouldn't care, But then they han't hired his girlfriend, 33 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:29.439 remember to be her designer because somehow this guy, the slacker guy's married to 34 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:35.400 or dating a high end like designer. Yeah right, and then it was 35 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:38.680 a big mistake. But then it immediately goes gross because he's like, oh 36 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:46.479 my son, Canny eat eggs before nine. Yes, I gotta gotta go, 37 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:51.840 gotta go so disgusting. I just wrote his nasty bathroom issues, which 38 00:02:51.879 --> 00:02:53.680 never like come back or anything. We never thought like what if he just 39 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:57.680 died? Would have bought what if that character just ran there? Then you 40 00:02:57.719 --> 00:03:00.120 just see Carrie like kind of reading her own book while the ambulance. You 41 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:04.639 see an ambulance back. They're like going to get him, like what happened 42 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.439 to your friend? She's just more grossed out. But like what if he 43 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:12.199 never came back? Oh my god, that would be so funny. Oh 44 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:15.080 god, so he's yeah, he runs off. Yeah, you just see 45 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.439 like paramedics kind of like run by m never dealt with. She doesn't look 46 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:23.159 up because she's a narcissist. Just never less up. Yep, No, 47 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.080 she doesn't care. Can you get her a new show? No, it 48 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:30.319 doesn't matter. So he dies, he's gone. So now she's sitting by 49 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:37.639 herself. And then Enid right, walks by Kandice Bergen, right, and 50 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:42.319 they see each other, and it turns out so she was I just wrote 51 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:47.319 she was fired by Vogue and Mademoiselle. But now she has a newslettering right 52 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:52.719 now, she's a newsletter that rivals Goop. So she's supposed to be like 53 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.479 an Anna Wintour. I guess, you know, but I don't know that 54 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:58.400 she's that high up. She's not the owner. But yes, she was 55 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:00.439 a big wig who'd hired Ry. We all know this from back in the 56 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:05.080 day at Vogue, So uh, okay, yeah, So Carrie tells Enid 57 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:09.840 that she sent her an email. So this is relatable to me, but 58 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:13.840 it makes it so unrelatable that I can't even enjoy it at all. So 59 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:17.079 Carrie sends her an email, said she send her an email to ask her 60 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:21.879 for a blurb for her book, and Enid pretends like she never got it. 61 00:04:23.959 --> 00:04:26.720 And then Carrie's like, well, that's cool, like you know, 62 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:30.399 I mean that blurb ship is sailed, but like, maybe you could include 63 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:36.040 my book in the newsletter, And then Enid says, wow, then I'd 64 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:41.519 have to mention everyone's book, and then this part was relatable, and then 65 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:46.120 Carrie's like, oh yeah, like does everyone have a book, And then 66 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:50.560 en It says, well, I don't. And then Enid tells Carrie she 67 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:57.240 should write for her new online publication, Vivant, which is for older women. 68 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:01.839 And then Carrie's instantly annoyed that she's grouped in with women Enid's age right, 69 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:04.120 and let me, this is a perfect time to talk again. And 70 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:12.199 I've mentioned this many times about how slowly Carrie's talking. We are old ladies 71 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:16.439 now, very careful with our words. It's insane. It's like she might 72 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:18.600 as well have a rocking chair. They might as well just bring out like 73 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:23.920 an old like old little tiny glasses and as Dan over her lap. Yes, 74 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:29.160 oh I just remember when some Manthel was here. Yeah, why does 75 00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:31.920 she talk like that? So I understand Candice is supposed to be what twenty 76 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:35.600 something, twenty years older than her, and I get the joke about like 77 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:40.040 not being in the same age range, but so all she says, it's 78 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:42.879 like, yeah, no, I'm starting this whole like if she's group level, 79 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:48.360 yeah right for me? Be great. Funny because somebody, so one 80 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:54.120 of my book publicist people who's at the book company, was like, they're 81 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:57.519 all really young and I was having a publicity call with them, and the 82 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:01.279 one girl was like, um, please don't get offended, but like it 83 00:06:01.319 --> 00:06:04.639 would be really great if you know, closer to the book you could write 84 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:11.199 something for like oh AARP. Yeah. But I was like, I'm not 85 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:14.800 offended. I've been getting stuff from them since I was fifty. I'm fifty, 86 00:06:14.839 --> 00:06:16.800 honestly, I want the toebag. There is a little toebag that they 87 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:21.040 like. They and they start promising you that in your forties, like it's 88 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:25.399 only like eight dollars, and you get like a little organizer. I get 89 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.439 it. I get why people would join. I know. I was like 90 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:30.240 not offended, Like it also is my age group, Like I'm not gonna 91 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:34.360 pretend, like what do I think I'm thirty. I just found it annoying 92 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:39.000 that she was up tight about it. I was offended. I weirdly was 93 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.920 offended because I do think I'm thirty. I kind of act. I live 94 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:44.800 a life where I kind of am thirty, you know what I mean. 95 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:48.839 So that's why I'm so annoyed by Carrie talking. So she's just like you're 96 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:55.120 eight, Like you don't talk like that, No, I don't, you 97 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:58.199 don't and you're out there going to raves. I know that you don't. 98 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:00.560 You know, you don't do the draw, you don't do the molly. 99 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:03.920 I wear a little backpack though, and wear all you wear a backpack shaped 100 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:08.839 like a little Teddy bear that everyone knows. If you know Stephanie at all, 101 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:12.279 you know that you know you do blow stick. Yeah. So here's 102 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:16.000 where we get really not relatable. So now all the rich mom's kids are 103 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:19.319 leaving for camp, right but they have to well, and they're so excited 104 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.120 that the kids, and they're like, get out of here, kids. 105 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:25.800 Yeah, yeah, you got your retainer packed. You care about their kids 106 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:30.000 because I guess they all just can't wait to go start fucking their husbands. 107 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:32.279 They want to go bone, they want to the bone and if they have 108 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:35.120 not been able to, but now these kids are going to go to camp 109 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:38.279 and they can just do what they wanted to do, which is just have 110 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:43.360 sex all day long like crazy. And just let me put this visual in 111 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:46.759 there for you. So if you haven't seen a Harry have sex in a 112 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:50.360 while, Harry and Charlotte, m now is your great time. And you're 113 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:55.720 gonna get like close ups of his reactions, close up of his face, 114 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:58.920 the moaning all of it. You're gonna get you lucky, you guys, 115 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:01.439 lucky, all of us. So yeah, this just this takes a turn 116 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:07.040 at this point and it's just pretty much all bad from here. So first, 117 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:11.240 first thing that happens and the remember in the last episode, Miranda, 118 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:16.199 we actually were a little bit touched because Miranda's son calls and he might be 119 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.680 like suicidal, he's just in a really bad way over his breakup, and 120 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:26.040 she rushes back. She leaves Chase sitcom taping to be back with him, 121 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:30.680 and he comes in the in the apartment and hugs her and says, please 122 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:33.440 don't leave me, please stay here, and she's like I will. Well. 123 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:39.919 Now she wakes up on her couch to the sound of that she bought 124 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:43.039 not Steve, she bought right the lawyer, just right, yeah right, 125 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:46.720 and he had some money okay, And then for whatever reason, she's just 126 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:50.159 back in like now she has to go wake Brady up. Um. So 127 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:52.120 Steve is like hitting he's got like a little boxing thing, you know, 128 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.480 like a little thing. He's hitting like a boxer, like so expressive, 129 00:08:56.519 --> 00:09:00.639 and I think they're trying to show us that Miranda's in a nightmare of like 130 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:05.200 toxic masculinity. Right, that's what's happening. He's mass Steves being all guyish 131 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:11.440 and Brady her son that she left the wonderful Chase we all love so much. 132 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:16.639 Kay uh comes back. Let me ask you this, if you had 133 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:20.279 to, like, if you were stuck in eternity forever in like a like 134 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.480 I don't like, let's say a kind of a fire pit. It's not 135 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:28.039 comfortable, right, would you rather be stuck in Chase Sitcom? My little 136 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:33.759 cololie? Would you rather have that? Or um Steve hitting that like boxing 137 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:39.039 thing and Brady yelling at you? What would you choose? Probably? Steve, 138 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:45.720 I couldn't be in Chase Sitcom? Oh I couldn't. You would probably 139 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:48.000 pick that, though. I think I would choose that only because you know, 140 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:52.080 I don't know. Tony Danza is there. He seems friendly, I 141 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:56.000 get it, But like, you know what, I wouldn't be as mad 142 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:01.279 at Steve. I blame Miranda. Such a good point. She doesn't really 143 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:05.360 seem to have any sympathy at all for Steve. None, right, Nope, 144 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.519 Okay, she's just mad at him. He's gotten himself, He's gotten 145 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:11.720 a revenge body going on. He's like, oh, really you think I 146 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:15.159 just like Netflix and chill all the time. Well how about these fucking apps? 147 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:16.720 That's right. So, yeah, he's getting himself back, he's getting 148 00:10:16.759 --> 00:10:20.240 his groove back on. But she's there, but he doesn't give a shit. 149 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:22.240 He doesn't even seem to care that much. Well, he's about bad. 150 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:28.480 He's upsetting her. She left him and their kid and went off with 151 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.159 Chay to move to La. So he's like, my bitch, Although I 152 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:35.000 do think it's weird that the kid is you know, okay, So like 153 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:39.080 she can't even say where's Steve? Why don't you go to your dad? 154 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:43.360 He anyway, the whole thing is weird. But then she goes to wake 155 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:48.720 up Brady. Why he's an adult, right, and he's got these headphones 156 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:52.159 on. Oh there's a reason. She wants them to go to therapy's right, 157 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:56.039 therapy's at one or whatever. Right, they're having a family therapy. 158 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.240 So she has to give him like an hour to wait, you know, 159 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.320 you know the kid, you got to wake him up right in an hour, 160 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:05.000 and he's being an asshole about it. She just flew back and he's 161 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:09.240 like he is obviously don't work, mom, Yeah, they don't work. 162 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:13.159 If I can hear you. Yeah, you're annoying, stupid, hate you. 163 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.200 I mean, then get the fuck out, Brady, go live somewhere 164 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:20.320 else. My god, why don't you want to? Dude? I know? 165 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:24.720 Okay, get that, Okay. So now Carrie and Seema go for 166 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:28.399 coffee, and again I can't help myself. I'm like, isn't Seema supposed 167 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:33.200 to have this high powered job. Isn't she a big real estate person? 168 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.080 Yeah, a lot of time, constantly at lunches and coffees with her girlfriends, 169 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:41.360 just all day long. Yeah. Well, I mean it's kind of 170 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.639 the show. But I love when Carrie is like, do I present as 171 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:48.159 a seventy five year old? Yes, Carrie, yes you do. You 172 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.480 totally do. You didn't like five years ago, but you totally do now. 173 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:56.799 And you should be lucky you present older than Enid, honestly. And 174 00:11:56.840 --> 00:12:00.960 then so she gets a text, right, right, that's from the old 175 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.919 guy. She just gets like some text from some old guy out of nowhere, 176 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:05.519 and she's like, this is must be the wrong number, right, 177 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:11.279 yeah, because wait, I forgot somebody's trying to set her up with somebody. 178 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.159 Yeah, we don't know, we don't know who yet, right, 179 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:15.600 all we know she gets this text from this older dude and she's like, 180 00:12:15.639 --> 00:12:16.799 what is this? Who's this guy? Oh my god? Am I this 181 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:22.159 old? Yes? So then, oh my god, get really yours. 182 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:28.440 Harry and Charlotte are fucking very graphically. Uh huh okay, Charlotte, can 183 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:31.360 should we say like not spoiler? Like trigger? What would we need to 184 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:35.840 say something? It's gonna get really disgusting and bractick. Yeah, well these 185 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:39.799 people watched it, so they know. Yeah, they know it's coming, 186 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:43.639 so speak. So Charlotte, all of a sudden, she's although to be 187 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.799 fair from the old show. She used to like sometimes she would surprise us. 188 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:48.840 She'd get really sexy sometimes and say weird shit she liked to do. 189 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:52.000 She liked to do stuff. Okay, she was you know, not like 190 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:56.320 Samantha or anything, but she wanted to try new things. So she's having 191 00:12:56.360 --> 00:13:01.200 this. So you're just watching Harry just like run to and sweat on top 192 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:05.840 of her. Yeah, and then she's like, come on my tits. 193 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:11.240 Uh yells right, yes, yells it. And he's like, and she's 194 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:16.600 wearing like a boostier or something, because for some reason, all these people 195 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:20.200 do is dress up for sex. Everybody it wasn't just that very first episode 196 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:24.600 where they are all wearing neglet. They're always they're always wearing lingerie, Like 197 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.600 I want you to find me a married a couple that's been married for twenty 198 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:33.720 over twenty years that just wears like lingerie in the daytime, right to have 199 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.600 like daytime sex, right. And it's already so graphic. I'm not saying 200 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:41.120 we have to see like her shirtless if that's not what Kristen did, is 201 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:45.039 it's not what she wants to do, that's fine, but like he's already 202 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:48.200 there obviously, like he's shirtless and naked and not even trying to put in 203 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:52.279 it's just so graphic, right, And he's like, oh yeah, so 204 00:13:52.399 --> 00:14:00.639 he does he has on whatever on her tits and then she's like so satisfied, 205 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:05.399 I need to get some tissue. You would know, okay, oh 206 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:07.360 now I don't know how to do this without being disgusting. You would feel 207 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:11.440 it if somebody came on your tits, is what you're do you feel there's 208 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:15.039 stuff like it's all over your body and it's all over your You're like, 209 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:18.759 oh yeah, okay, hold on the awkward air. You would know. 210 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:22.399 You would totally know. But she doesn't know, because she's just Charlotte. 211 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.480 She's silly, She's a silly mouse. And she goes and gets her cleanex 212 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:31.600 and then she goes to wipe up the jizz. Sorry guys, but there's 213 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:37.000 no jizz right, And she's like, oh my gosh, did you fake 214 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:43.639 it? He's like what he looks He's like, well, I don't know, 215 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:46.879 No, I didn't fake it. Well, I'm just shooting blanks. 216 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:50.639 So yeah, go to breakfast, Yes, La, breakfast, they have 217 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:56.360 a meal, she'll cut you. Breakfast with the girls with Carrie and Anthony. 218 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:58.840 For Anthony, who I don't know what he has done. He never 219 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:05.080 seems to be working always. I just wrote Charlotte goes to breakfast, asks 220 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.679 everybody if he was faking, and then they all talk about jizz for way 221 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:11.440 too long. Yeah, for a super long time. And I just wrote, 222 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:15.559 this is just not a conversation people even have anymore. I talk about 223 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.360 sex. I like to talk about boys. I've never had this come to, 224 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:22.840 like how much jiz comes out when you okay, when you're having sex 225 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:24.879 with your guy. I knew a woman that didn't try to do that a 226 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:28.240 lot, and I think it was based on sex. I think she's kind 227 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:31.559 of trying to be like that, let's have cosmos and talk about like how 228 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:35.080 much jizz you like in your face? And it always made me uncomfortable. 229 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:41.600 It's like that is between me and my priest. Okay, yeah, so 230 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:46.080 so yeah, so Carrie, who two episodes agoes scandalized by the word vagina, 231 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:50.720 is like come, jiz death balls all over the breakfast. Yeah. 232 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:54.440 And meanwhile, it's like the whole episode is written by like it's all Anthony's 233 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:58.279 like Anthony and on the show, like just imagine that's it's probably just him, 234 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:00.759 that writer, going like, let's do a thing, Chiz. I 235 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.240 love it, but he's trying to He does have some funny lines. Like 236 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:07.000 I said, he's one of the few I actually like still on so because 237 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:11.080 he's true to his character. And no one, as we've said last week, 238 00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:15.519 no one seems to Kara that Stamford up and moved to Tokyo. No, 239 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:18.720 No, just mid like they were having some arguments and he's like, 240 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:22.519 I can't I'm moving to Tokyo. Occasionally, I'll send you a kimono and 241 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.000 never tie. They never get to talk about it. Maybe they will, 242 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:32.240 but not yet. Okay, So then Lisa oh or whatever and Herbert, 243 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:37.279 who have apparently nothing to do but have sex. They both go see their 244 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:41.720 kids off to camp. He's supposedly so busy, right, I forgot what 245 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:47.320 he does, but he's very busy. And now they're having drinks out together 246 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:51.080 and then they talk about it. Yeah, how much time that they have 247 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:56.840 together and how like he might not run for comptroller. I wrote because I 248 00:16:56.919 --> 00:17:02.000 go I wrote or some shit because I guess it'll take time away from what 249 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:06.200 his heavy schedule of gem and drinks. Yeah, and they're also dressed up 250 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:10.400 too, like she's just dressed like they It's like Dynasty. They're dressed in 251 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:12.440 like gowns all day. You're like, oh my god, it's just a 252 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:15.400 drink. Seriously, can I tell you something? And this is the truth. 253 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.000 I'm not even making a joke. The other day I went to dinner 254 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:22.160 with my friend and I here's what I wore. This is and I live 255 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:25.359 in LA and the glamorous slim out like aspiring at you know, I did 256 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:27.799 all the things right. Okay, here's what I wore. I wore jeans, 257 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:33.440 a promo T shirt from two thousand whatever your bridesmaids came out. It 258 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:36.119 just says bridesmaids on it. That's how old it is. So I've had 259 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:38.440 it since that year, Okay. I had slept in it the night before. 260 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:41.640 I had slept it in the night before, and I never showered or 261 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:45.440 changed that day. Just wore the shirt that I had slept in. Stop 262 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.759 brands, I'm sorry you guys. And I wore like a straw like I 263 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.359 hadn't washed my hair obviously, and I just had a straw hat like it 264 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:56.200 was so even even like I was it was with my friendship, and even 265 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:57.799 he was like crul and I was like, do I smell it? Does 266 00:17:57.799 --> 00:18:02.240 a smell? And he's like no, but like come on. And then 267 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:04.720 I ordered a chocolate Sunday like for four and I ate the whole thing. 268 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:07.200 He has pictures. I have pictures. I can post this. Not that 269 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:12.880 you're dying to look. If you want something togs too, if there's some 270 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:15.920 guys listening and you need something to like just to kind of get you there. 271 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:19.880 I'm just saying, we don't put on you don't go to like fucking 272 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:27.079 Barneys and buy like the fiest dress. Oh my god, bar right easy. 273 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:34.319 I have oftentimes worn out to dinner a pair of old sweats from cotton 274 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:41.720 on like twitters, big huge sweats and like just a shirt over it. 275 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:44.279 And I was like, well, this is what I was wearing all day. 276 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:48.079 If you guys want to go to dinner. I guess I always been 277 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:53.039 like this factory exactly. My dad used to work. He worked for He 278 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.119 was a radio guy and in radio. You know how TV they have Nielsen 279 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.880 ratings. Yes, so in radio they have it. It was called our 280 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.440 batron. I don't know if they still have it. My dad got. 281 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:07.400 He brought me like an extra extra large arbitron T shirt. So it's supposed 282 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:08.319 to just be like a T shirt, but for me, I was so 283 00:19:08.359 --> 00:19:12.119 tiny and in like fourth grade, it went it went below my knees, 284 00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:15.880 like I was still little and short that it just went all the way below 285 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:18.759 my knees. And one time I just wore that to school. My mom's 286 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:25.319 like, come on, what are you? What are you? You know 287 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:30.319 we are We're comfortable. We're comfortable with ourselves. This is like in junior 288 00:19:30.359 --> 00:19:32.720 high. Actually I remember it really well, and I mean everybody was a 289 00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:36.880 little like taken back, like it was like, okay, guess you're just 290 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:41.079 you then Okay, So they're having this boring conversation. They don't seem really 291 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:45.200 that into each other. Yeah, let's move on to Harry, who goes 292 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:51.640 to the urologist Charlotte. Yeah, is she the mom? Is it the 293 00:19:51.680 --> 00:19:56.279 pediatrician? Why in the world would she go with him? They're not at 294 00:19:56.319 --> 00:20:02.079 like a fertility specialist where they both need information. Let your husband go to 295 00:20:02.119 --> 00:20:04.279 the doctor on his own, right, right, she's so emasculate. Yeah, 296 00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:07.759 she takes him. She's like, nothing came out in terms of Jiz. 297 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.319 I mean I went through a phase where I had a bunch of UTIs. 298 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:15.000 I wouldn't bring John with me to the urologist. I would bring John 299 00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:17.920 with me. Well, I know, you know what, next time I 300 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.319 have to go to the Guynah College just for u tis. I'm like John, 301 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:23.559 Please, it's not I'm not hitting on M seven eight. I just 302 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.559 want him to come with me. He's a good note taker. Okay, 303 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:32.519 So this episode has a lot of like really corny jokes. I don't know 304 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:37.079 who like it. Towards the end it's gonna get really sit commy. But 305 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:41.200 basically he's told us to do keggles and there's a joke where he's like keggles. 306 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:47.200 I thought he said google, Google or bagels like just insert whatever. 307 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:51.440 It's like I wrote, she was turned into only fans with dad jokes when 308 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:53.839 he wrote, so keggles came up and I just wrote, this is a 309 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:59.440 nightmare. That's my note for this whole scene. You know. Okay, 310 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:02.319 So Randon Steve go to therapy. We're gonna come back to the Kegles. 311 00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:06.160 Right. Um, they go to therapy. Brady's mad, which I get. 312 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:10.279 I kind of understand. He's pissed. And he says he doesn't want 313 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:12.039 to start college in the fall, right and Steve, Oh no, no, 314 00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:15.400 no, we're not that far no first oh ye yeah, yeah, 315 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:21.440 yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, yes, family therapy. Uh. Somebody 316 00:21:21.559 --> 00:21:23.279 says, because I haven't, I haven't seen this in a while. Somebody 317 00:21:23.319 --> 00:21:27.839 says, it's been three weeks. I'm done talking about my breakup. Okay, 318 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:30.279 oh, he says yeah. Brady's like, I don't want to talk 319 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:33.640 about my breakup anymore. Let's talk about your breakup, which is fair? 320 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:37.000 Ye? Fair questions? Yeah, okay, Like he's he's mad, and 321 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:45.960 then he's mad. He's like, you know, it is what it is, 322 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:48.599 and London and Miranda says, well, we both want to be home 323 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:53.039 for Brady. And then the therapist says, we we might want to find 324 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:57.599 a more permanent solution. I was like, is this the Holocaust reference? 325 00:21:57.640 --> 00:22:00.440 Now? What are you talking that one? I didn't get that that's a 326 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:06.880 final solution. That's that is a different solution if I may. And we 327 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:08.960 are both Jewish here, so if you have any questions, we're here for 328 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:12.200 you. Like the phrasing of that. I was just Also, she was 329 00:22:12.279 --> 00:22:17.519 so young too, It's like this very young. There's like but and then 330 00:22:17.599 --> 00:22:19.880 Miranda's acting like a totally different sheet. Remember she used to be so strong 331 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:23.480 and tough. Maybe that's the point. Maybe she has kind of lost her 332 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:26.759 way a little bit in life. She's kind of figuring out. But she's 333 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:32.160 so like takes their shit. Like even when Brady's like, I guess what, 334 00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:33.440 mom not going to college? Like he's trying to stick it to her 335 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:37.240 and she's like, okay, I mean she handles it the way I guess 336 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:41.880 you're supposed to. I guess she's obviously trying to get a rise and she's 337 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:45.480 like, yeah, look at the book. Shut up, Steve. So 338 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:52.279 then we go to Miranda and Carrie scene and now Miranda's bitching about this and 339 00:22:52.279 --> 00:22:55.440 she's like, you know, it just doesn't have any motivation, you know. 340 00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:59.160 And then Steve just sits there and doesn't say anything. And then Carrie 341 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:00.960 says, well, why don't you say anything? And she's like, that's 342 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:03.880 our deal. That's our deal, Carrie, I don't take up space. 343 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:08.880 And he doesn't punch me in the face. She said that, Yeah, 344 00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:11.720 he said he doesn't punch me in the face. I didn't even remember that, 345 00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:18.599 yeah, because I just wrote okay, wow, oh god, okay. 346 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.240 I think what she's meaning is like, he's punching the punching bags, 347 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:25.960 right, so he takes out his anger so she doesn't say anything and he 348 00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:29.640 punches the bags instead of yeah, she doesn't mean it. Literally, Steve 349 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:32.880 wouldn't do the like if they're sweeping it, they're they're agreeing to not talk 350 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:36.480 about it right now. Oh my god, what if it came out that 351 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:41.240 Steve was just super physically abusive. What if? What if? At this 352 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:45.039 point, so you're you're right here, and what if it just cuts back 353 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.160 to Bobby Lee's funeral. You're like, okay, they're like, oh, 354 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:52.559 yeah, we forgot about this. It never did come back from the bathroom. 355 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:56.359 What if what's his name? What's the character's name, Jackie. I'm 356 00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:57.480 not saying this in real life, by the way, So yeah, Jackie 357 00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:03.079 the character. They're like yeah, and Carrie never checked on him or anything. 358 00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:06.279 And now we're just at the funeral and Carrie's like just doing her makeup. 359 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:07.799 She's looking at her phone. She's trying to do like a selfie, 360 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.519 right, right, not care right, And she's like, God, why 361 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.039 do they keep asking me about vivan I don't want to write for that website, 362 00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:21.880 not that old guys. But meanwhile, like Bobby the designer that designed 363 00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:25.920 her dress for the ball, you know, she's just crying because her husband 364 00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:27.960 just died. Right. You would think Carrie would care having lost her husband 365 00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:33.160 on a pillotie right, Okay, So now I just say so she's now 366 00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:36.559 back at Change, No, Chay, Yeah, Carrie and Miranda go to 367 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:40.039 Chase. Oh yeah, they go back to Chase and the husband, Um, 368 00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:42.200 what's his face? Oliver Hudson? Wait, wait, let's let's not 369 00:24:42.319 --> 00:24:48.920 brush over the fact that Chase apartment is like, which is supposed to be 370 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:52.720 in New York, right, is like the most high end modern apartment. 371 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:59.400 The bitch just shot a pilot that's not going well. No, you're you 372 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:03.039 don't have the money. Who you? I mean freaking George Clooney couldn't afford 373 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:06.319 like a really nice apartment. Okay, he could, but you know what 374 00:25:06.400 --> 00:25:10.599 I'm saying, like, yeah, he could actually work. No, Jay 375 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:18.279 could not afford that. It's ridiculous's and also they're a stand up comedian who 376 00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:23.440 shot one pilot, okay. And immediately Chay and Miranda are like super flirty. 377 00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:30.319 So we left. We left them in a fight, even though Miranda 378 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.200 was like, let's not leave this way, like I don't want to leave 379 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:34.799 this way, like, and Jay's like, good luck with your suicidal son. 380 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:37.200 I do mean it, I really mean it. Yeah, Like thanks 381 00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:40.960 Jay. Yeah. And now they're like, let's go in the bedroom and 382 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:44.920 have sacks. Oh wait, no, no, no, no, please 383 00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:48.319 let me set the scene here because it's way more than that. So Carrie 384 00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:51.799 and Miranda come in. Lyle is still there, Lyle the husband, like 385 00:25:51.799 --> 00:25:56.160 like we're just glossing over whatever, and then yeah, they're they're immediately like 386 00:25:56.599 --> 00:26:00.359 I missed you. Then Miranda's just gonna leave Carrie again alone with this guy 387 00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:03.240 that she doesn't know. Lyle, right, who the fuck are you? 388 00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:07.720 And they just go to fucking the other room. Yes, it's like, 389 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:11.559 well, are you in college? What is happening? Even in college that 390 00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:14.559 would be unacceptable. There's no world in which you'd be like, I haven't 391 00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:17.680 seen you in a couple of days. Let's go fuck by Carrie, thanks 392 00:26:17.680 --> 00:26:21.240 for driving me here. Whatever. So then so she has to kind of 393 00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:26.400 get to know Lyle. She's like you and you are what's up? Yeah? 394 00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:30.400 Sorry, this was one of those moments too, where like when when 395 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:33.559 Chay was kind of pushing Miranda into the bedroom from the back again, all 396 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:37.640 I could see was Kim Jong own, not Chase fault. It is the 397 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:42.519 haircut. I'm not putting diam not body shaming the actor, the actress. 398 00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:47.000 I'm not like none of that, but I mean I can't not see it. 399 00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:49.079 It's all I see is that Miranda is like having sex with Kim Jong 400 00:26:49.160 --> 00:26:56.480 hun. Yeah. So now, Carrie, here's all about Lyle's backstory, 401 00:26:56.319 --> 00:27:03.559 about Lyle's Beverly Hills hairstyling days. Right, who obviously, yes, Lyle 402 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:08.319 has done that and then fell in love like cut cut Chase hair like we've 403 00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:11.279 got to make you look you know, something different, remember I created I 404 00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.079 basically created Chay. So you did the Kim Jong own haircut, right, 405 00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:18.880 and they like, at some point they sit on the couch. It's really 406 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:22.519 loud, and that's finally stopped fucking to come out and see what the loud 407 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:26.240 noise was, and it was they broke the couch. Yeah, they broke 408 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:27.880 the couch and broken. They're so rude, and Miranda is just so rude. 409 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:30.079 They're not like, here are you? Okay, I'm sorry, we 410 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:33.839 hadn't put the couch together and that actually could really break your back, right, 411 00:27:34.519 --> 00:27:37.200 and also, thanks for being here a friend while I'm fucking Chay in 412 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:40.799 the other room, like I did that one time when you had hip surgery. 413 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:45.000 Yeah. Yeah, it's so bizarrel up. I'm sorry, I'm so 414 00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:48.839 okay. Okay. So now we go to Herbert, Lisa, Charlotte, 415 00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:55.039 and Harry and Herbert's mom meet at the restaurant. Oh, I Herbert's mom, 416 00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:59.799 What the what is happening? Like, I don't the meanest no reason, 417 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:03.519 yeah, for no reason, not no reason. Yeah, so Lisa's 418 00:28:04.559 --> 00:28:10.279 Oh, they're having an anniversary party. So they've they've created they've invited all 419 00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:12.400 these people they think we find out maybe they didn't, but they have enough 420 00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:17.559 people and they're having this huge dinner to celebrate their anniversary. But everyone hates 421 00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.480 each other, so it's very awkward to start. Well, and Herbert apparently 422 00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:23.720 forgot to send out the invites, even though that was supposed to be his 423 00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:27.759 job. But then Lisa forgot to order the cake because you know why, 424 00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:33.759 they're both too busy with their jobs. They need to stop having jobs because 425 00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:40.119 they can't remember the little things like to send that the invite. So Lisa, 426 00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:41.720 Oh, I wrote Lisa's husband, but I meant Lisa's dad. Her 427 00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.880 father's a playwright, so a lot of time I like the dad. Yeah, 428 00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:49.599 me too, everyone's like super accomplished. Oh or meanwhile, Charlotte is 429 00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:55.799 bonding with a gallery owner that's right at this thing, who's very eh. 430 00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:57.720 He's like, where is everybody? Why don't we start this dinner. Everyone's 431 00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:02.119 having an awkward time, but obviously they're setting up that, like Charlotte needs 432 00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:06.279 to find yourself again and not just in a jiz pool. It's not all 433 00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:11.920 about Jit, right right? So okay, so now back at Chase, 434 00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:18.359 I said everyone's in bed. That's what I wrote. I wrote Carrie at 435 00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:25.720 all all in bed. Why Miranda, Lyle and Carrie are in bed drinking? 436 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.799 And Chay says, oh, I guess because they can't sit on the 437 00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:36.079 couch, so they're all on the bed maybe, And Chase says something like 438 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:41.240 his first talks about his first pegging experience. Yes, why yeah the strap 439 00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:44.400 I and then and Carrie is like, noope, this is the only time 440 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:47.720 I've related to Carrie and many years, which she's like, nope, I'm 441 00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:49.279 out. No, thanks right. I mean it's all good. You can 442 00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:53.519 peg each other all you want. It's not is what Stephanie always says. 443 00:29:56.519 --> 00:30:00.079 But I mean we all we get it. I understand, Like how everyone's 444 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:10.640 so fucking inappropriate though everyone Herbert like, why oh oh yeah everyone so yeah, 445 00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:14.960 I was looking ahead too much. Yeah, the awful dinner. The 446 00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:18.400 mom's like so unbelievably terrible. It's just like, you can't believe you can't 447 00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:21.880 relate to that. You just you just presented me with the same or derve 448 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:26.319 twice. M Yeah, I just wrote. Imagine all the people in that 449 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:29.599 scene, like how long the scene because it was really long. Imagine having 450 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.079 to film that and knowing that the dialogue is as bad as it is like, 451 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:34.039 they have to, they have to sit there, and some of them 452 00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:37.720 probably Harry, you know, he probably he's there right, like he knows 453 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.799 this is bad. He has to because we like him on Facebook. Yeah 454 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.480 he gets some fights sometimes, but yeah, sure, okay. So then 455 00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:49.079 the gallery owner asks Charlotte to work for him, just comes right out, 456 00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:53.279 could not make it any easier for her her dream job that and and she's 457 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:57.039 like, oh, I can't. My kids need me more than ever? 458 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:03.039 What the fun? Her kids are older? Now you can't have a regular 459 00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.799 job, right, great modeling school. What are you doing that you can't 460 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:14.680 have a job? Oh my god. So then Herbert's mom goes crazy and 461 00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:19.079 she starts yelling at Lisa and she's like, yeah, I baked cakes myself, 462 00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:23.720 and I did everything for my kids, and Lisa shouldn't have a job. 463 00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:30.599 And then they everybody starts arguing, and then Lisa announces that Herbert is 464 00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:36.279 running for comptroller, which I didn't somebody yet, No, thank you for 465 00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:40.839 saying it's for some reason. Why made no soundse He already said he didn't 466 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:41.799 want to do it. But she's mad at him all of a sudden, 467 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.160 like let's make him do something. Then, well, like what I just 468 00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:51.039 said, he didn't want to. I don't get this at all, so 469 00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:56.880 that she could have an excuse for not baking. I don't so that she 470 00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.000 could be like, oh my god, I don't understand, right, Okay, 471 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:02.839 Yeah, so she announces that, and by the way, I have 472 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.799 before that, because we're cutting back and forth between the scenes, like Oliver, 473 00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:10.480 this is Oliver. At this point, Hudson Lyle passes out, right, 474 00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:14.039 That's that happened, right, He passed out in the bed, and 475 00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.920 Chase like whatevs. But we'll come back to that. Yeah, Now there 476 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:20.359 was just a yeah, let's get to that, because they did a little 477 00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:23.440 like they showed you something for a second. Then Okay, so they're like 478 00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:28.440 do you mind, Oh yeah, this is the worst matter the whole Yeah, 479 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.319 well the jiz is pretty close. But so Chase like whatever, he 480 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:36.359 sleeps through anything. You know, my husband Lyle, who might know I 481 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.240 was married to, who were laying in bed with. Yeah, so Carrie's 482 00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:49.359 gone, and he's he's asleep and sleep and Chase starts like Chase like, 483 00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.599 yeah, he's asleep, and then Chay just starts like grabbing like Miranda's boob 484 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:59.359 and like kind of messing with her, and then she's sort of like kind 485 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:01.880 of into it, but she's also kind of like, oh, like your 486 00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:07.279 current husband's in the bed, I don't do this. She's like what it 487 00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:09.960 So immediately Miranda's like okay, cool, like she kind of starts to do 488 00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:15.599 it. Homeboy wakes up right, and it's so unsexy to me. There's 489 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:17.599 a world in which maybe it's because Jay and Miranda are part of it, 490 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:22.039 like lrah, like there's a world which that could have been sexy. It 491 00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:24.400 was not in this case. He starts joining in, but you could just 492 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:29.799 tell, like the actor himself is not into it. It's just not happening. 493 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:34.359 It's not I know. But but then he starts like um, kind 494 00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:37.480 of caressing both of them, and then she goes, is this cool cool? 495 00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.319 This is cool? Because which is cool? Here? Raw cool cool 496 00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:44.640 cool cool cool cool. Right, we're cool raw cool. Like you don't 497 00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:46.559 want to be uncol right, like, don't be uncol about this, don't 498 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:51.000 be all listen and all the noise, the smacking noises. This is another 499 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:55.880 I wrote. Even my dog left the room because they're like Miranda is not 500 00:33:55.960 --> 00:34:00.200 like, none of its work. She's not doing it right right right, 501 00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:06.319 So Miranda and I'm sorry, but I'm a hundred percent team Miranda here. 502 00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:10.519 She's like, uh, Miranda, yeah, I have to think about this 503 00:34:12.519 --> 00:34:16.639 m and then yeah, Chase says the Chaise goes, well that's this isn't 504 00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:22.400 sexy. Well fuck off to that character. What I thought were at a 505 00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:28.559 at a time where things are supposed to be about consent and not people feel 506 00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:32.079 uncomfortable, and like, I just don't understand what world these writers in that 507 00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:36.440 they think that that's like a great scene, that is such a good point 508 00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:38.679 and she and Miranda's not feeling it, but then the way she reacts as 509 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:43.440 so annoyed. She's like, I got a Charlie hars I have much horde. 510 00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:47.039 She's scranged because she's a She's just maybe it's the acting, Maybe it's 511 00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:51.400 the Cynthia Nixon of it all, because there's a world in which that could 512 00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:53.280 have been like, oh, shit out and you're kind of embarrassed because you're 513 00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:57.519 too old to be doing this thing. I've had that happen? What you 514 00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.519 ever had that happen? Like during sex partly couple when you're part of a 515 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:06.159 rubble with Chay, specifically Chay, like the thing. Where haven't you ever 516 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:07.719 like thrown your back out a little bit? Like I have had that happen 517 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:12.760 as I've gotten older, and it's embarrassing. You don't scream in the face 518 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.800 of the guy that you're with, right, you just kind of you kind 519 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:17.000 of are just like, oh, oh gosh, sorry, I just need 520 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:21.199 a second, you know, or something. Right. But then then Miranda 521 00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:23.239 leaves the room and it's like, no, no, no, you guys. 522 00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:27.079 You guys are fine, keep fucking. It's totally cool, Like, 523 00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:29.800 no, I'm just being uncool. I guess you guys. So I'm just 524 00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:31.239 gonna go out to the couch. But no, no, no, no, 525 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:35.800 no, no, please keep fucking go ahead and fuck fuck while I 526 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:39.880 don't care but your husband. And then Jay comes out to the couch like 527 00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:45.800 there's some kind of a hero, like it's okay, I missed you. 528 00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:52.519 What okay if you're first of all, Miranda was never and you guys might 529 00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:54.159 be ahead of us in the show. So I don't know. So I'm 530 00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:58.639 this is where I'm at, So I don't know if this ever comes back. 531 00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:04.440 But Randa was already putting up with a lot like Miranda was not allowed 532 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:07.920 to confront Chay about having an ex husband in the first current husband. That 533 00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:12.920 got blown over because Chay was just like, it's fine, it's fine, 534 00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:15.519 it's fine, it's fine. It's like whatever, We're cool. Uh here, 535 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:17.760 here's let me tell you my phone number. You can have my phone 536 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:23.639 number. Never copped to anything, never really explained why they're not actually divorced 537 00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:28.000 or why they're you know, entangled. Oh they do. They just said 538 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.639 they never got around to it, just didn get around to it. Right, 539 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:34.599 So now Lyle is yeah, I mean, but we're not going to 540 00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.719 explain why they're still having sex. So now Jay wants to have sex with 541 00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:40.800 Miranda, like I missed you. I'm so cool, I'm out here, 542 00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:45.239 but the couch is broken. How hilarious? Right? So okay, so 543 00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:50.760 I just wrote for Oliver Hudson. Okay, so now Carrie, let's let's 544 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.840 get back to Carrie going to this vivant events, Right, So, what's 545 00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:59.079 her name? Mitsy Von Muffin? This name you know, you know that 546 00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:00.760 real name. It's not that, but it's something like that, right, 547 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:04.960 And she comes over and she's like, is that glorious? Steinem What on 548 00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:08.880 earth? I mean, You're like, how did they get how did Glorius 549 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:13.639 Steinhum sign on to this? Who? How? Why? Why would she 550 00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:15.639 have done this? Right? She's one of my heroes. Honestly, I'm 551 00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:20.000 sure not you as much because you don't really like women that much, but 552 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:23.880 I do, all right. So then okay, so she said she find 553 00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:28.000 out it's Mitzi that sent the old pictures. Yeah, Morley Safer, it's 554 00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:32.960 not Mitzi. It's like Bitsy. Yeah. Bitsy admits that she sent a 555 00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:37.559 pick, sent the guy to carry this guy named Martin. So she sends 556 00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:38.360 us and she goes, Dad, it was me. I want to he's 557 00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:42.199 got a big he's got the biggest dick. Some call him a tripod, 558 00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:45.320 you know what I mean, because it's dick so big, right right right. 559 00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:50.280 Glorious Steinem is like right behind you, stop this exactly. This is 560 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:54.159 embarrassing, and Glorious Seinem gives like a really great speech, yes, about 561 00:37:54.239 --> 00:38:00.320 how aging is such an important topic. Meanwhile, Bitsy ends carry a dick 562 00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:04.280 pick well, yeah, because she really wants to see that he's like a 563 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:09.039 tripod, right that he's just got a huge member. Back at Harry and 564 00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:16.239 Charlotte's, they have sex and apparently Harry Jizz is successfully so I just want 565 00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:20.920 you to know. You go from glorious sign him giving a speech while Harry 566 00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:24.280 gets the like this disgusting dick pick, and then it immediately goes to Harry 567 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:29.599 and Charlotte having like intense, really graphic sex and then just jizz all over 568 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:31.400 the screen. They might as well just put it on the screen, just 569 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:34.400 you know what, like a porn just just you know what, Harry, 570 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.679 if you don't mind evan real actor, real name, if you don't mind 571 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.039 when you do jizz, and we do want you to really have sex. 572 00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:44.639 It's very important for the show that it feels real to the audience actually have 573 00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:45.880 sex with her. And then when you just just turn to the camera and 574 00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:50.719 just just ride on the camera. Please on the lens, Yeah, on 575 00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:57.960 the lens. We really need a money shot. So happy, I wrote, 576 00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:00.880 I wrote TV should take a break. I was actually writing a whole 577 00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:04.880 thing about like support, like maybe the writer's go, maybe we do need 578 00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:12.239 a strike so we can reevaluate. Because I strike too late. It came 579 00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:15.480 too late. So back to the party, Carrie's talking to Edith. Now 580 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:19.119 she's sort of into it. She's like, Wow, this party was amazing. 581 00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:22.320 I feel kind of embarrassed that I didn't support you before. I will 582 00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:25.639 write for your newsletter. It's like, I don't want you to write for 583 00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:30.840 it. I want one hundred grand. Yeah. And Carrie's like, well, 584 00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:35.480 so you just want me like for my deep pockets, And she's like 585 00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:38.360 yeah. So then Carrie's like, well, okay, if I do, 586 00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:43.440 will you put me in the newsletter in Goop, in your version of Goop? 587 00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:47.280 And then they agree. They negotiate right as they were told to do. 588 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:51.559 Okay, so then they're going to take a group pick because so then 589 00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.679 Carrie's like, oh my god, Gloria's dynam I love you so much? 590 00:39:54.639 --> 00:40:00.119 Can you can you take a picture with me? And enid m And Glory 591 00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:05.679 is like certain they certainly, I would. You know me, I'm a 592 00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:08.360 feminist, will take a picture with any woman. So they do this. 593 00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.960 So they do that. Eni. Now this felt real, the only thing 594 00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:14.880 that felt real. Let me let me approve the photo. I don't I 595 00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:16.760 won't post a photo of somebody unless I get approval, right, I don't 596 00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:20.039 want someone to do that for me. So I like that. So she's 597 00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:27.119 scrolling through but sees the dick pic and says, that's my boyfriend. She 598 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:30.880 recognizes this dick in the photo for something and Carrie's like, no, no, 599 00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.000 no, So when just sent me that, Yeah, She's like, 600 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:37.920 I would never date anyone that old. So they eat it. It's like, 601 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:44.039 what are you calling me old? And then Carrie has to make the 602 00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:49.800 donation and that's all and just like that, I became we became paypals. 603 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:53.639 Oh god, somebody came up with that line. That was probably like pretty 604 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:57.760 stripe there. Probably we are going to be striking any day now. We 605 00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:00.239 gotta get this out. I don't care or a CE team right now, 606 00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:06.679 but let's so there you go, all that Jay, Like, I just 607 00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:10.880 don't understand why they would make Carrie that unrelatable. That like, all right, 608 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.920 here's one hundred thousand dollars not something I earned, really, I mean, 609 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:17.760 I guess she didn't do well with her books like she did become a 610 00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:22.079 right, you know, I I'll give that. Of course it's from Big, 611 00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:27.159 right, she earned that herself. Books don't pay that much money. 612 00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:30.079 You know. They were supposed to bring back Big as a ghost at one 613 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:31.920 point and at the end of season one and just like that, but they 614 00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:36.280 were just like, no, he's too canceled, not coming back as a 615 00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:38.920 ghost either, and you don't even get a ghost. So the show ends. 616 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:50.360 This episode ends with the like, after body Lee's funeral, let's go 617 00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:54.000 back to that whatever jack whatever his name was, Like, I will never 618 00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.880 remember his name. You've told Jackie times. I don't care. I don't 619 00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:00.840 want to call him Jackie. I'm gonna call him whatever. I'm just gonna 620 00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:04.760 call him Jizzy, even though he wasn't even part of that scene. But 621 00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:07.039 they go back and it's like, you know, after like a funeral, 622 00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:08.880 you go back to someone sit you sit shiva. Yeah, so yeah, 623 00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:12.719 they go and sit shiva. So that's how it ends, you, guys. 624 00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:15.000 Pretty great, Pretty great? All right, we'll see you next week 625 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:22.559 for episode five. Yes, and of course the Bachelorette on Tuesday. We 626 00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:25.360 will be fresh and ready for that, of course, and that's speeding by 627 00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:30.760 like a bullet train. Many of us were happy for that. But we've 628 00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.360 got you all right. Thanks for being here back guys. Bye,