What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's Thursday, and we
are talking about episode four of and just like that, it sucks, and
just like that, Okay, I don't even from the jump of this episode,
I kind of lost my mind. I kind of because doesn't it open
with Carrie and Bobby Lee having break like a disgusting breakfast for some reason?
Yes? Okay, So you know, first of all, I have so
many things to say about this because I didn't remember when the whole thing came
out about Bobby, like everyone trying to cancel him. Yes, but he's
fine. He's fine. He said the most insane things. I'm not saying
we should or shouldn't can't I'm not. I don't really know exactly what happened
there, but like I don't know, it wasn't great. But he's being
featured here in this thing. And you know how you always have breakfast with
your old podcast partners. They're not even working together anymore, but he's like,
yeah, yeah, sure, I'll get a b at eight am and
have breakfast with you. And wasn't so Originally she was a guest like a
sidekick on his show, I guess, and then she got her own and
then the producer gave her her own show, Sex in the City because because
Bobby Lee's character whose name I think was Jackie, was on with Chay correct,
yes, well Chay was yeah, he's yes, and so they had
carry on every now and then this last season right right, Okay, so
because we have to do podcasts twenty twenty one when this first came out,
like you know, gotta gotta gotta do a podcast, so she can't have
a column anymore because that's two old schools. So she has a podcast but
for like two episodes and then yeah, she does never really shows up for
it, doesn't care, doesn't do the ads as we talked about, because
how dare Sex in the City alumnus mentioned her vagina, which she did so
many times right before. But we know all this, right, we know
this, But like this character, why would he he's kind of this like
weird dude. He's always like kind of a slacker guy, but like,
why is he getting up for breakfast? No? And then she and for
her to give him a copy of her book, which why why would he
even care? He wouldn't care, But then they han't hired his girlfriend,
remember to be her designer because somehow this guy, the slacker guy's married to
or dating a high end like designer. Yeah right, and then it was
a big mistake. But then it immediately goes gross because he's like, oh
my son, Canny eat eggs before nine. Yes, I gotta gotta go,
gotta go so disgusting. I just wrote his nasty bathroom issues, which
never like come back or anything. We never thought like what if he just
died? Would have bought what if that character just ran there? Then you
just see Carrie like kind of reading her own book while the ambulance. You
see an ambulance back. They're like going to get him, like what happened
to your friend? She's just more grossed out. But like what if he
never came back? Oh my god, that would be so funny. Oh
god, so he's yeah, he runs off. Yeah, you just see
like paramedics kind of like run by m never dealt with. She doesn't look
up because she's a narcissist. Just never less up. Yep, No,
she doesn't care. Can you get her a new show? No, it
doesn't matter. So he dies, he's gone. So now she's sitting by
herself. And then Enid right, walks by Kandice Bergen, right, and
they see each other, and it turns out so she was I just wrote
she was fired by Vogue and Mademoiselle. But now she has a newslettering right
now, she's a newsletter that rivals Goop. So she's supposed to be like
an Anna Wintour. I guess, you know, but I don't know that
she's that high up. She's not the owner. But yes, she was
a big wig who'd hired Ry. We all know this from back in the
day at Vogue, So uh, okay, yeah, So Carrie tells Enid
that she sent her an email. So this is relatable to me, but
it makes it so unrelatable that I can't even enjoy it at all. So
Carrie sends her an email, said she send her an email to ask her
for a blurb for her book, and Enid pretends like she never got it.
And then Carrie's like, well, that's cool, like you know,
I mean that blurb ship is sailed, but like, maybe you could include
my book in the newsletter, And then Enid says, wow, then I'd
have to mention everyone's book, and then this part was relatable, and then
Carrie's like, oh yeah, like does everyone have a book, And then
en It says, well, I don't. And then Enid tells Carrie she
should write for her new online publication, Vivant, which is for older women.
And then Carrie's instantly annoyed that she's grouped in with women Enid's age right,
and let me, this is a perfect time to talk again. And
I've mentioned this many times about how slowly Carrie's talking. We are old ladies
now, very careful with our words. It's insane. It's like she might
as well have a rocking chair. They might as well just bring out like
an old like old little tiny glasses and as Dan over her lap. Yes,
oh I just remember when some Manthel was here. Yeah, why does
she talk like that? So I understand Candice is supposed to be what twenty
something, twenty years older than her, and I get the joke about like
not being in the same age range, but so all she says, it's
like, yeah, no, I'm starting this whole like if she's group level,
yeah right for me? Be great. Funny because somebody, so one
of my book publicist people who's at the book company, was like, they're
all really young and I was having a publicity call with them, and the
one girl was like, um, please don't get offended, but like it
would be really great if you know, closer to the book you could write
something for like oh AARP. Yeah. But I was like, I'm not
offended. I've been getting stuff from them since I was fifty. I'm fifty,
honestly, I want the toebag. There is a little toebag that they
like. They and they start promising you that in your forties, like it's
only like eight dollars, and you get like a little organizer. I get
it. I get why people would join. I know. I was like
not offended, Like it also is my age group, Like I'm not gonna
pretend, like what do I think I'm thirty. I just found it annoying
that she was up tight about it. I was offended. I weirdly was
offended because I do think I'm thirty. I kind of act. I live
a life where I kind of am thirty, you know what I mean.
So that's why I'm so annoyed by Carrie talking. So she's just like you're
eight, Like you don't talk like that, No, I don't, you
don't and you're out there going to raves. I know that you don't.
You know, you don't do the draw, you don't do the molly.
I wear a little backpack though, and wear all you wear a backpack shaped
like a little Teddy bear that everyone knows. If you know Stephanie at all,
you know that you know you do blow stick. Yeah. So here's
where we get really not relatable. So now all the rich mom's kids are
leaving for camp, right but they have to well, and they're so excited
that the kids, and they're like, get out of here, kids.
Yeah, yeah, you got your retainer packed. You care about their kids
because I guess they all just can't wait to go start fucking their husbands.
They want to go bone, they want to the bone and if they have
not been able to, but now these kids are going to go to camp
and they can just do what they wanted to do, which is just have
sex all day long like crazy. And just let me put this visual in
there for you. So if you haven't seen a Harry have sex in a
while, Harry and Charlotte, m now is your great time. And you're
gonna get like close ups of his reactions, close up of his face,
the moaning all of it. You're gonna get you lucky, you guys,
lucky, all of us. So yeah, this just this takes a turn
at this point and it's just pretty much all bad from here. So first,
first thing that happens and the remember in the last episode, Miranda,
we actually were a little bit touched because Miranda's son calls and he might be
like suicidal, he's just in a really bad way over his breakup, and
she rushes back. She leaves Chase sitcom taping to be back with him,
and he comes in the in the apartment and hugs her and says, please
don't leave me, please stay here, and she's like I will. Well.
Now she wakes up on her couch to the sound of that she bought
not Steve, she bought right the lawyer, just right, yeah right,
and he had some money okay, And then for whatever reason, she's just
back in like now she has to go wake Brady up. Um. So
Steve is like hitting he's got like a little boxing thing, you know,
like a little thing. He's hitting like a boxer, like so expressive,
and I think they're trying to show us that Miranda's in a nightmare of like
toxic masculinity. Right, that's what's happening. He's mass Steves being all guyish
and Brady her son that she left the wonderful Chase we all love so much.
Kay uh comes back. Let me ask you this, if you had
to, like, if you were stuck in eternity forever in like a like
I don't like, let's say a kind of a fire pit. It's not
comfortable, right, would you rather be stuck in Chase Sitcom? My little
cololie? Would you rather have that? Or um Steve hitting that like boxing
thing and Brady yelling at you? What would you choose? Probably? Steve,
I couldn't be in Chase Sitcom? Oh I couldn't. You would probably
pick that, though. I think I would choose that only because you know,
I don't know. Tony Danza is there. He seems friendly, I
get it, But like, you know what, I wouldn't be as mad
at Steve. I blame Miranda. Such a good point. She doesn't really
seem to have any sympathy at all for Steve. None, right, Nope,
Okay, she's just mad at him. He's gotten himself, He's gotten
a revenge body going on. He's like, oh, really you think I
just like Netflix and chill all the time. Well how about these fucking apps?
That's right. So, yeah, he's getting himself back, he's getting
his groove back on. But she's there, but he doesn't give a shit.
He doesn't even seem to care that much. Well, he's about bad.
He's upsetting her. She left him and their kid and went off with
Chay to move to La. So he's like, my bitch, Although I
do think it's weird that the kid is you know, okay, So like
she can't even say where's Steve? Why don't you go to your dad?
He anyway, the whole thing is weird. But then she goes to wake
up Brady. Why he's an adult, right, and he's got these headphones
on. Oh there's a reason. She wants them to go to therapy's right,
therapy's at one or whatever. Right, they're having a family therapy.
So she has to give him like an hour to wait, you know,
you know the kid, you got to wake him up right in an hour,
and he's being an asshole about it. She just flew back and he's
like he is obviously don't work, mom, Yeah, they don't work.
If I can hear you. Yeah, you're annoying, stupid, hate you.
I mean, then get the fuck out, Brady, go live somewhere
else. My god, why don't you want to? Dude? I know?
Okay, get that, Okay. So now Carrie and Seema go for
coffee, and again I can't help myself. I'm like, isn't Seema supposed
to have this high powered job. Isn't she a big real estate person?
Yeah, a lot of time, constantly at lunches and coffees with her girlfriends,
just all day long. Yeah. Well, I mean it's kind of
the show. But I love when Carrie is like, do I present as
a seventy five year old? Yes, Carrie, yes you do. You
totally do. You didn't like five years ago, but you totally do now.
And you should be lucky you present older than Enid, honestly. And
then so she gets a text, right, right, that's from the old
guy. She just gets like some text from some old guy out of nowhere,
and she's like, this is must be the wrong number, right,
yeah, because wait, I forgot somebody's trying to set her up with somebody.
Yeah, we don't know, we don't know who yet, right,
all we know she gets this text from this older dude and she's like,
what is this? Who's this guy? Oh my god? Am I this
old? Yes? So then, oh my god, get really yours.
Harry and Charlotte are fucking very graphically. Uh huh okay, Charlotte, can
should we say like not spoiler? Like trigger? What would we need to
say something? It's gonna get really disgusting and bractick. Yeah, well these
people watched it, so they know. Yeah, they know it's coming,
so speak. So Charlotte, all of a sudden, she's although to be
fair from the old show. She used to like sometimes she would surprise us.
She'd get really sexy sometimes and say weird shit she liked to do.
She liked to do stuff. Okay, she was you know, not like
Samantha or anything, but she wanted to try new things. So she's having
this. So you're just watching Harry just like run to and sweat on top
of her. Yeah, and then she's like, come on my tits.
Uh yells right, yes, yells it. And he's like, and she's
wearing like a boostier or something, because for some reason, all these people
do is dress up for sex. Everybody it wasn't just that very first episode
where they are all wearing neglet. They're always they're always wearing lingerie, Like
I want you to find me a married a couple that's been married for twenty
over twenty years that just wears like lingerie in the daytime, right to have
like daytime sex, right. And it's already so graphic. I'm not saying
we have to see like her shirtless if that's not what Kristen did, is
it's not what she wants to do, that's fine, but like he's already
there obviously, like he's shirtless and naked and not even trying to put in
it's just so graphic, right, And he's like, oh yeah, so
he does he has on whatever on her tits and then she's like so satisfied,
I need to get some tissue. You would know, okay, oh
now I don't know how to do this without being disgusting. You would feel
it if somebody came on your tits, is what you're do you feel there's
stuff like it's all over your body and it's all over your You're like,
oh yeah, okay, hold on the awkward air. You would know.
You would totally know. But she doesn't know, because she's just Charlotte.
She's silly, She's a silly mouse. And she goes and gets her cleanex
and then she goes to wipe up the jizz. Sorry guys, but there's
no jizz right, And she's like, oh my gosh, did you fake
it? He's like what he looks He's like, well, I don't know,
No, I didn't fake it. Well, I'm just shooting blanks.
So yeah, go to breakfast, Yes, La, breakfast, they have
a meal, she'll cut you. Breakfast with the girls with Carrie and Anthony.
For Anthony, who I don't know what he has done. He never
seems to be working always. I just wrote Charlotte goes to breakfast, asks
everybody if he was faking, and then they all talk about jizz for way
too long. Yeah, for a super long time. And I just wrote,
this is just not a conversation people even have anymore. I talk about
sex. I like to talk about boys. I've never had this come to,
like how much jiz comes out when you okay, when you're having sex
with your guy. I knew a woman that didn't try to do that a
lot, and I think it was based on sex. I think she's kind
of trying to be like that, let's have cosmos and talk about like how
much jizz you like in your face? And it always made me uncomfortable.
It's like that is between me and my priest. Okay, yeah, so
so yeah, so Carrie, who two episodes agoes scandalized by the word vagina,
is like come, jiz death balls all over the breakfast. Yeah.
And meanwhile, it's like the whole episode is written by like it's all Anthony's
like Anthony and on the show, like just imagine that's it's probably just him,
that writer, going like, let's do a thing, Chiz. I
love it, but he's trying to He does have some funny lines. Like
I said, he's one of the few I actually like still on so because
he's true to his character. And no one, as we've said last week,
no one seems to Kara that Stamford up and moved to Tokyo. No,
No, just mid like they were having some arguments and he's like,
I can't I'm moving to Tokyo. Occasionally, I'll send you a kimono and
never tie. They never get to talk about it. Maybe they will,
but not yet. Okay, So then Lisa oh or whatever and Herbert,
who have apparently nothing to do but have sex. They both go see their
kids off to camp. He's supposedly so busy, right, I forgot what
he does, but he's very busy. And now they're having drinks out together
and then they talk about it. Yeah, how much time that they have
together and how like he might not run for comptroller. I wrote because I
go I wrote or some shit because I guess it'll take time away from what
his heavy schedule of gem and drinks. Yeah, and they're also dressed up
too, like she's just dressed like they It's like Dynasty. They're dressed in
like gowns all day. You're like, oh my god, it's just a
drink. Seriously, can I tell you something? And this is the truth.
I'm not even making a joke. The other day I went to dinner
with my friend and I here's what I wore. This is and I live
in LA and the glamorous slim out like aspiring at you know, I did
all the things right. Okay, here's what I wore. I wore jeans,
a promo T shirt from two thousand whatever your bridesmaids came out. It
just says bridesmaids on it. That's how old it is. So I've had
it since that year, Okay. I had slept in it the night before.
I had slept it in the night before, and I never showered or
changed that day. Just wore the shirt that I had slept in. Stop
brands, I'm sorry you guys. And I wore like a straw like I
hadn't washed my hair obviously, and I just had a straw hat like it
was so even even like I was it was with my friendship, and even
he was like crul and I was like, do I smell it? Does
a smell? And he's like no, but like come on. And then
I ordered a chocolate Sunday like for four and I ate the whole thing.
He has pictures. I have pictures. I can post this. Not that
you're dying to look. If you want something togs too, if there's some
guys listening and you need something to like just to kind of get you there.
I'm just saying, we don't put on you don't go to like fucking
Barneys and buy like the fiest dress. Oh my god, bar right easy.
I have oftentimes worn out to dinner a pair of old sweats from cotton
on like twitters, big huge sweats and like just a shirt over it.
And I was like, well, this is what I was wearing all day.
If you guys want to go to dinner. I guess I always been
like this factory exactly. My dad used to work. He worked for He
was a radio guy and in radio. You know how TV they have Nielsen
ratings. Yes, so in radio they have it. It was called our
batron. I don't know if they still have it. My dad got.
He brought me like an extra extra large arbitron T shirt. So it's supposed
to just be like a T shirt, but for me, I was so
tiny and in like fourth grade, it went it went below my knees,
like I was still little and short that it just went all the way below
my knees. And one time I just wore that to school. My mom's
like, come on, what are you? What are you? You know
we are We're comfortable. We're comfortable with ourselves. This is like in junior
high. Actually I remember it really well, and I mean everybody was a
little like taken back, like it was like, okay, guess you're just
you then Okay, So they're having this boring conversation. They don't seem really
that into each other. Yeah, let's move on to Harry, who goes
to the urologist Charlotte. Yeah, is she the mom? Is it the
pediatrician? Why in the world would she go with him? They're not at
like a fertility specialist where they both need information. Let your husband go to
the doctor on his own, right, right, she's so emasculate. Yeah,
she takes him. She's like, nothing came out in terms of Jiz.
I mean I went through a phase where I had a bunch of UTIs.
I wouldn't bring John with me to the urologist. I would bring John
with me. Well, I know, you know what, next time I
have to go to the Guynah College just for u tis. I'm like John,
Please, it's not I'm not hitting on M seven eight. I just
want him to come with me. He's a good note taker. Okay,
So this episode has a lot of like really corny jokes. I don't know
who like it. Towards the end it's gonna get really sit commy. But
basically he's told us to do keggles and there's a joke where he's like keggles.
I thought he said google, Google or bagels like just insert whatever.
It's like I wrote, she was turned into only fans with dad jokes when
he wrote, so keggles came up and I just wrote, this is a
nightmare. That's my note for this whole scene. You know. Okay,
So Randon Steve go to therapy. We're gonna come back to the Kegles.
Right. Um, they go to therapy. Brady's mad, which I get.
I kind of understand. He's pissed. And he says he doesn't want
to start college in the fall, right and Steve, Oh no, no,
no, we're not that far no first oh ye yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, yes, family therapy. Uh. Somebody
says, because I haven't, I haven't seen this in a while. Somebody
says, it's been three weeks. I'm done talking about my breakup. Okay,
oh, he says yeah. Brady's like, I don't want to talk
about my breakup anymore. Let's talk about your breakup, which is fair?
Ye? Fair questions? Yeah, okay, Like he's he's mad, and
then he's mad. He's like, you know, it is what it is,
and London and Miranda says, well, we both want to be home
for Brady. And then the therapist says, we we might want to find
a more permanent solution. I was like, is this the Holocaust reference?
Now? What are you talking that one? I didn't get that that's a
final solution. That's that is a different solution if I may. And we
are both Jewish here, so if you have any questions, we're here for
you. Like the phrasing of that. I was just Also, she was
so young too, It's like this very young. There's like but and then
Miranda's acting like a totally different sheet. Remember she used to be so strong
and tough. Maybe that's the point. Maybe she has kind of lost her
way a little bit in life. She's kind of figuring out. But she's
so like takes their shit. Like even when Brady's like, I guess what,
mom not going to college? Like he's trying to stick it to her
and she's like, okay, I mean she handles it the way I guess
you're supposed to. I guess she's obviously trying to get a rise and she's
like, yeah, look at the book. Shut up, Steve. So
then we go to Miranda and Carrie scene and now Miranda's bitching about this and
she's like, you know, it just doesn't have any motivation, you know.
And then Steve just sits there and doesn't say anything. And then Carrie
says, well, why don't you say anything? And she's like, that's
our deal. That's our deal, Carrie, I don't take up space.
And he doesn't punch me in the face. She said that, Yeah,
he said he doesn't punch me in the face. I didn't even remember that,
yeah, because I just wrote okay, wow, oh god, okay.
I think what she's meaning is like, he's punching the punching bags,
right, so he takes out his anger so she doesn't say anything and he
punches the bags instead of yeah, she doesn't mean it. Literally, Steve
wouldn't do the like if they're sweeping it, they're they're agreeing to not talk
about it right now. Oh my god, what if it came out that
Steve was just super physically abusive. What if? What if? At this
point, so you're you're right here, and what if it just cuts back
to Bobby Lee's funeral. You're like, okay, they're like, oh,
yeah, we forgot about this. It never did come back from the bathroom.
What if what's his name? What's the character's name, Jackie. I'm
not saying this in real life, by the way, So yeah, Jackie
the character. They're like yeah, and Carrie never checked on him or anything.
And now we're just at the funeral and Carrie's like just doing her makeup.
She's looking at her phone. She's trying to do like a selfie,
right, right, not care right, And she's like, God, why
do they keep asking me about vivan I don't want to write for that website,
not that old guys. But meanwhile, like Bobby the designer that designed
her dress for the ball, you know, she's just crying because her husband
just died. Right. You would think Carrie would care having lost her husband
on a pillotie right, Okay, So now I just say so she's now
back at Change, No, Chay, Yeah, Carrie and Miranda go to
Chase. Oh yeah, they go back to Chase and the husband, Um,
what's his face? Oliver Hudson? Wait, wait, let's let's not
brush over the fact that Chase apartment is like, which is supposed to be
in New York, right, is like the most high end modern apartment.
The bitch just shot a pilot that's not going well. No, you're you
don't have the money. Who you? I mean freaking George Clooney couldn't afford
like a really nice apartment. Okay, he could, but you know what
I'm saying, like, yeah, he could actually work. No, Jay
could not afford that. It's ridiculous's and also they're a stand up comedian who
shot one pilot, okay. And immediately Chay and Miranda are like super flirty.
So we left. We left them in a fight, even though Miranda
was like, let's not leave this way, like I don't want to leave
this way, like, and Jay's like, good luck with your suicidal son.
I do mean it, I really mean it. Yeah, Like thanks
Jay. Yeah. And now they're like, let's go in the bedroom and
have sacks. Oh wait, no, no, no, no, please
let me set the scene here because it's way more than that. So Carrie
and Miranda come in. Lyle is still there, Lyle the husband, like
like we're just glossing over whatever, and then yeah, they're they're immediately like
I missed you. Then Miranda's just gonna leave Carrie again alone with this guy
that she doesn't know. Lyle, right, who the fuck are you?
And they just go to fucking the other room. Yes, it's like,
well, are you in college? What is happening? Even in college that
would be unacceptable. There's no world in which you'd be like, I haven't
seen you in a couple of days. Let's go fuck by Carrie, thanks
for driving me here. Whatever. So then so she has to kind of
get to know Lyle. She's like you and you are what's up? Yeah?
Sorry, this was one of those moments too, where like when when
Chay was kind of pushing Miranda into the bedroom from the back again, all
I could see was Kim Jong own, not Chase fault. It is the
haircut. I'm not putting diam not body shaming the actor, the actress.
I'm not like none of that, but I mean I can't not see it.
It's all I see is that Miranda is like having sex with Kim Jong
hun. Yeah. So now, Carrie, here's all about Lyle's backstory,
about Lyle's Beverly Hills hairstyling days. Right, who obviously, yes, Lyle
has done that and then fell in love like cut cut Chase hair like we've
got to make you look you know, something different, remember I created I
basically created Chay. So you did the Kim Jong own haircut, right,
and they like, at some point they sit on the couch. It's really
loud, and that's finally stopped fucking to come out and see what the loud
noise was, and it was they broke the couch. Yeah, they broke
the couch and broken. They're so rude, and Miranda is just so rude.
They're not like, here are you? Okay, I'm sorry, we
hadn't put the couch together and that actually could really break your back, right,
and also, thanks for being here a friend while I'm fucking Chay in
the other room, like I did that one time when you had hip surgery.
Yeah. Yeah, it's so bizarrel up. I'm sorry, I'm so
okay. Okay. So now we go to Herbert, Lisa, Charlotte,
and Harry and Herbert's mom meet at the restaurant. Oh, I Herbert's mom,
What the what is happening? Like, I don't the meanest no reason,
yeah, for no reason, not no reason. Yeah, so Lisa's
Oh, they're having an anniversary party. So they've they've created they've invited all
these people they think we find out maybe they didn't, but they have enough
people and they're having this huge dinner to celebrate their anniversary. But everyone hates
each other, so it's very awkward to start. Well, and Herbert apparently
forgot to send out the invites, even though that was supposed to be his
job. But then Lisa forgot to order the cake because you know why,
they're both too busy with their jobs. They need to stop having jobs because
they can't remember the little things like to send that the invite. So Lisa,
Oh, I wrote Lisa's husband, but I meant Lisa's dad. Her
father's a playwright, so a lot of time I like the dad. Yeah,
me too, everyone's like super accomplished. Oh or meanwhile, Charlotte is
bonding with a gallery owner that's right at this thing, who's very eh.
He's like, where is everybody? Why don't we start this dinner. Everyone's
having an awkward time, but obviously they're setting up that, like Charlotte needs
to find yourself again and not just in a jiz pool. It's not all
about Jit, right right? So okay, so now back at Chase,
I said everyone's in bed. That's what I wrote. I wrote Carrie at
all all in bed. Why Miranda, Lyle and Carrie are in bed drinking?
And Chay says, oh, I guess because they can't sit on the
couch, so they're all on the bed maybe, And Chase says something like
his first talks about his first pegging experience. Yes, why yeah the strap
I and then and Carrie is like, noope, this is the only time
I've related to Carrie and many years, which she's like, nope, I'm
out. No, thanks right. I mean it's all good. You can
peg each other all you want. It's not is what Stephanie always says.
But I mean we all we get it. I understand, Like how everyone's
so fucking inappropriate though everyone Herbert like, why oh oh yeah everyone so yeah,
I was looking ahead too much. Yeah, the awful dinner. The
mom's like so unbelievably terrible. It's just like, you can't believe you can't
relate to that. You just you just presented me with the same or derve
twice. M Yeah, I just wrote. Imagine all the people in that
scene, like how long the scene because it was really long. Imagine having
to film that and knowing that the dialogue is as bad as it is like,
they have to, they have to sit there, and some of them
probably Harry, you know, he probably he's there right, like he knows
this is bad. He has to because we like him on Facebook. Yeah
he gets some fights sometimes, but yeah, sure, okay. So then
the gallery owner asks Charlotte to work for him, just comes right out,
could not make it any easier for her her dream job that and and she's
like, oh, I can't. My kids need me more than ever?
What the fun? Her kids are older? Now you can't have a regular
job, right, great modeling school. What are you doing that you can't
have a job? Oh my god. So then Herbert's mom goes crazy and
she starts yelling at Lisa and she's like, yeah, I baked cakes myself,
and I did everything for my kids, and Lisa shouldn't have a job.
And then they everybody starts arguing, and then Lisa announces that Herbert is
running for comptroller, which I didn't somebody yet, No, thank you for
saying it's for some reason. Why made no soundse He already said he didn't
want to do it. But she's mad at him all of a sudden,
like let's make him do something. Then, well, like what I just
said, he didn't want to. I don't get this at all, so
that she could have an excuse for not baking. I don't so that she
could be like, oh my god, I don't understand, right, Okay,
Yeah, so she announces that, and by the way, I have
before that, because we're cutting back and forth between the scenes, like Oliver,
this is Oliver. At this point, Hudson Lyle passes out, right,
That's that happened, right, He passed out in the bed, and
Chase like whatevs. But we'll come back to that. Yeah, Now there
was just a yeah, let's get to that, because they did a little
like they showed you something for a second. Then Okay, so they're like
do you mind, Oh yeah, this is the worst matter the whole Yeah,
well the jiz is pretty close. But so Chase like whatever, he
sleeps through anything. You know, my husband Lyle, who might know I
was married to, who were laying in bed with. Yeah, so Carrie's
gone, and he's he's asleep and sleep and Chase starts like Chase like,
yeah, he's asleep, and then Chay just starts like grabbing like Miranda's boob
and like kind of messing with her, and then she's sort of like kind
of into it, but she's also kind of like, oh, like your
current husband's in the bed, I don't do this. She's like what it
So immediately Miranda's like okay, cool, like she kind of starts to do
it. Homeboy wakes up right, and it's so unsexy to me. There's
a world in which maybe it's because Jay and Miranda are part of it,
like lrah, like there's a world which that could have been sexy. It
was not in this case. He starts joining in, but you could just
tell, like the actor himself is not into it. It's just not happening.
It's not I know. But but then he starts like um, kind
of caressing both of them, and then she goes, is this cool cool?
This is cool? Because which is cool? Here? Raw cool cool
cool cool cool cool. Right, we're cool raw cool. Like you don't
want to be uncol right, like, don't be uncol about this, don't
be all listen and all the noise, the smacking noises. This is another
I wrote. Even my dog left the room because they're like Miranda is not
like, none of its work. She's not doing it right right right,
So Miranda and I'm sorry, but I'm a hundred percent team Miranda here.
She's like, uh, Miranda, yeah, I have to think about this
m and then yeah, Chase says the Chaise goes, well that's this isn't
sexy. Well fuck off to that character. What I thought were at a
at a time where things are supposed to be about consent and not people feel
uncomfortable, and like, I just don't understand what world these writers in that
they think that that's like a great scene, that is such a good point
and she and Miranda's not feeling it, but then the way she reacts as
so annoyed. She's like, I got a Charlie hars I have much horde.
She's scranged because she's a She's just maybe it's the acting, Maybe it's
the Cynthia Nixon of it all, because there's a world in which that could
have been like, oh, shit out and you're kind of embarrassed because you're
too old to be doing this thing. I've had that happen? What you
ever had that happen? Like during sex partly couple when you're part of a
rubble with Chay, specifically Chay, like the thing. Where haven't you ever
like thrown your back out a little bit? Like I have had that happen
as I've gotten older, and it's embarrassing. You don't scream in the face
of the guy that you're with, right, you just kind of you kind
of are just like, oh, oh gosh, sorry, I just need
a second, you know, or something. Right. But then then Miranda
leaves the room and it's like, no, no, no, you guys.
You guys are fine, keep fucking. It's totally cool, Like,
no, I'm just being uncool. I guess you guys. So I'm just
gonna go out to the couch. But no, no, no, no,
no, no, please keep fucking go ahead and fuck fuck while I
don't care but your husband. And then Jay comes out to the couch like
there's some kind of a hero, like it's okay, I missed you.
What okay if you're first of all, Miranda was never and you guys might
be ahead of us in the show. So I don't know. So I'm
this is where I'm at, So I don't know if this ever comes back.
But Randa was already putting up with a lot like Miranda was not allowed
to confront Chay about having an ex husband in the first current husband. That
got blown over because Chay was just like, it's fine, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine. It's like whatever, We're cool. Uh here,
here's let me tell you my phone number. You can have my phone
number. Never copped to anything, never really explained why they're not actually divorced
or why they're you know, entangled. Oh they do. They just said
they never got around to it, just didn get around to it. Right,
So now Lyle is yeah, I mean, but we're not going to
explain why they're still having sex. So now Jay wants to have sex with
Miranda, like I missed you. I'm so cool, I'm out here,
but the couch is broken. How hilarious? Right? So okay, so
I just wrote for Oliver Hudson. Okay, so now Carrie, let's let's
get back to Carrie going to this vivant events, Right, So, what's
her name? Mitsy Von Muffin? This name you know, you know that
real name. It's not that, but it's something like that, right,
And she comes over and she's like, is that glorious? Steinem What on
earth? I mean, You're like, how did they get how did Glorius
Steinhum sign on to this? Who? How? Why? Why would she
have done this? Right? She's one of my heroes. Honestly, I'm
sure not you as much because you don't really like women that much, but
I do, all right. So then okay, so she said she find
out it's Mitzi that sent the old pictures. Yeah, Morley Safer, it's
not Mitzi. It's like Bitsy. Yeah. Bitsy admits that she sent a
pick, sent the guy to carry this guy named Martin. So she sends
us and she goes, Dad, it was me. I want to he's
got a big he's got the biggest dick. Some call him a tripod,
you know what I mean, because it's dick so big, right right right.
Glorious Steinem is like right behind you, stop this exactly. This is
embarrassing, and Glorious Seinem gives like a really great speech, yes, about
how aging is such an important topic. Meanwhile, Bitsy ends carry a dick
pick well, yeah, because she really wants to see that he's like a
tripod, right that he's just got a huge member. Back at Harry and
Charlotte's, they have sex and apparently Harry Jizz is successfully so I just want
you to know. You go from glorious sign him giving a speech while Harry
gets the like this disgusting dick pick, and then it immediately goes to Harry
and Charlotte having like intense, really graphic sex and then just jizz all over
the screen. They might as well just put it on the screen, just
you know what, like a porn just just you know what, Harry,
if you don't mind evan real actor, real name, if you don't mind
when you do jizz, and we do want you to really have sex.
It's very important for the show that it feels real to the audience actually have
sex with her. And then when you just just turn to the camera and
just just ride on the camera. Please on the lens, Yeah, on
the lens. We really need a money shot. So happy, I wrote,
I wrote TV should take a break. I was actually writing a whole
thing about like support, like maybe the writer's go, maybe we do need
a strike so we can reevaluate. Because I strike too late. It came
too late. So back to the party, Carrie's talking to Edith. Now
she's sort of into it. She's like, Wow, this party was amazing.
I feel kind of embarrassed that I didn't support you before. I will
write for your newsletter. It's like, I don't want you to write for
it. I want one hundred grand. Yeah. And Carrie's like, well,
so you just want me like for my deep pockets, And she's like
yeah. So then Carrie's like, well, okay, if I do,
will you put me in the newsletter in Goop, in your version of Goop?
And then they agree. They negotiate right as they were told to do.
Okay, so then they're going to take a group pick because so then
Carrie's like, oh my god, Gloria's dynam I love you so much?
Can you can you take a picture with me? And enid m And Glory
is like certain they certainly, I would. You know me, I'm a
feminist, will take a picture with any woman. So they do this.
So they do that. Eni. Now this felt real, the only thing
that felt real. Let me let me approve the photo. I don't I
won't post a photo of somebody unless I get approval, right, I don't
want someone to do that for me. So I like that. So she's
scrolling through but sees the dick pic and says, that's my boyfriend. She
recognizes this dick in the photo for something and Carrie's like, no, no,
no, So when just sent me that, Yeah, She's like,
I would never date anyone that old. So they eat it. It's like,
what are you calling me old? And then Carrie has to make the
donation and that's all and just like that, I became we became paypals.
Oh god, somebody came up with that line. That was probably like pretty
stripe there. Probably we are going to be striking any day now. We
gotta get this out. I don't care or a CE team right now,
but let's so there you go, all that Jay, Like, I just
don't understand why they would make Carrie that unrelatable. That like, all right,
here's one hundred thousand dollars not something I earned, really, I mean,
I guess she didn't do well with her books like she did become a
right, you know, I I'll give that. Of course it's from Big,
right, she earned that herself. Books don't pay that much money.
You know. They were supposed to bring back Big as a ghost at one
point and at the end of season one and just like that, but they
were just like, no, he's too canceled, not coming back as a
ghost either, and you don't even get a ghost. So the show ends.
This episode ends with the like, after body Lee's funeral, let's go
back to that whatever jack whatever his name was, Like, I will never
remember his name. You've told Jackie times. I don't care. I don't
want to call him Jackie. I'm gonna call him whatever. I'm just gonna
call him Jizzy, even though he wasn't even part of that scene. But
they go back and it's like, you know, after like a funeral,
you go back to someone sit you sit shiva. Yeah, so yeah,
they go and sit shiva. So that's how it ends, you, guys.
Pretty great, Pretty great? All right, we'll see you next week
for episode five. Yes, and of course the Bachelorette on Tuesday. We
will be fresh and ready for that, of course, and that's speeding by
like a bullet train. Many of us were happy for that. But we've
got you all right. Thanks for being here back guys. Bye,