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Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look

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it. Hey do you log your
enemies? Do you loo beep food slit?

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That's what you're doing, bast to
have drive miles and miles to avoid

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all Right, welcome what the Manson
said, Oh yeah, the happy New

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Year? I think, right,
that's what That's what things is. I

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think, Yeah, young, it's
the holidays. We're slowing down a little

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bit. Fucking deal with it.
Yeah, we're trying to be as reasonable

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as possible with these with these episodes. But I hope you guys are about

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to have a happy new Year,
or don't. I don't. I don't

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know. That doesn't make a difference
to me really, like, yeah,

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maybe it's a I don't know you
first and only. Yeah, yeah,

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don't do those new Year's resolution things. They don't work. They're very dumb.

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They do if they're easy, you
just say, hey, yeah,

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i'm gonna I'm gonna blink in twenty
twenty four. Yay, I'm gonna kill

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me today. Yeah, I'm gonna
pee a lot this ship myself left today.

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Like yeah, less, I love
that implication. We were talking.

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We were talking a little bit about
just before the show, how uh.

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And we didn't cover this on the
show because I think I just remember covering

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it so extensively on sacred symbols that
it didn't really register to me as something

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that we needed to talk about.
And it's still kind of isn't But E

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three is like officially dead. We
were talking a little bit about it before

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the show because it's like, man, I do I miss It's it's sad

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that it's gone. I'm glad I
got to go the one time that I

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went, because now I feel like
I just beare like because twenty nineteen was

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the last one and I went in
twenty eighteen. I remember because I played

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Spider Man early, I did all
this stuff, and I was like,

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oh man, it's crazy. I
think that like if I had just not

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gone, I would have never been
able to go. That's like a complete

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missing. That would be a complete
piece of gaming history that I would have

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completely missed. So I forget about
going. But it's sad that we don't

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have it anymore, because I really
missed that live on stage human cringe.

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You know. I miss getting excited
about stuff, I miss laughing at stuff.

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There's something about it that I really
I'm sad that it's gone. Do

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you guys remember do you guys remember
mister Caffeine at all? Vague again,

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so mister Caffeine, I can't remember. It was an EA or Ubisoft conference,

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but back in like twenty twelve or
twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, something

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like that, maybe a little bit
before, they hired this fucking guy whose

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name was mister Caffeine to host their
show. And it was the strangest fucking

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thing I've ever seen because he had
this like hyper persona but he's like twenty

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nine and it's it was. It
was so weird. It was the weirdest

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thing. I remember. I remember
it so vividly. But if if anybody's

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listening to the show, you can
google mister Caffeine and like everything comes up,

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every like everything from it because it
was just so iconic. But it's

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also like that's a long time ago
now, and now we kind of just

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get these like directs that are just
like this AI voice being like, please

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look forward to Yoshi's famous Dick Detective
on Nintendo Switch coming February. I can't

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wait for the penis is voiced by
Seth Rogen. He's so fucking yeah,

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dude, even even stuff that's funny, like stuff that like when they announced

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Chris Pratt Mario will be voiced by
Chris Pratt, and it's it's just so

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fucking sterile, man, like it
sucks, like I want I want that

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yarn guy back. You guys,
do you remember he was in the Yarn

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Man do his hint? Dude?
He was shaking so much it was terrifying.

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I thought he was gonna delete himself. Dude. Yeah. I love

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that though, because it's so that
sh it's cool, man, I find

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I find that so endearing that there's
just like here's some guy who's like he

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clearly doesn't belong on stage. He's
really fucking nervous, but he's up there

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anyway. Now it's like some AI
voice telling you that, like Marios,

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he had a new fucking voice.
I don't know. It's so it's so

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I don't know. I don't like
it. Yeah, I missed the weird

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shit. I missed the cringe.
I miss moments like, uh, there

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was like a website. I don't
even ret it's too long ago that when

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you're just when you're just streaming it, it shows the the viewer algorithm,

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it would show like not the algorithm
that's the wrong word, but it would

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show the uh the graph, so
it would show you like where it is

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and where the spikes in viewership and
everything. Oh yeah, I just remember

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laughing so hard. I think it
was in twenty twelve when Florida performed and

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that shit crashed harder than Black Friday. It was so fucking funny shit saying

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how many people could not give a
solitary funk about this guy, like I'll

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come They thought, an audience full
of games press We're going to give a

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ship about Florida is crazy? Do
you know dude, I have I feel

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like I have some type of disability
in and I can't. I couldn't make

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that connection right away that I didn't
make it right away either, I swear

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to god, I didn't make it
right away. I was crazy this name.

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It was like flow ride up stupid. Have you never seen it written

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out? You know? That's why
I never saw it written now until like

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I was just sitting around and I
was like flow Rider this funny. I

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had the opposite experience because the only
time, look, I wasn't friends with

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people listening to Florida at all.
So like the only time I ever saw

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Florida was like on MTV, like
in those commercials. Do you remember those

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like MTV commercials where they would have
like different songs and you would have to

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text it text some numbers. It
was like that, and it would it

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would say the name flow Rider,
and it would be like whatever song,

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and I would be like, this
guy's name is Florida, Florida. It's

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weird. But I have the same
problem with uh. You know those shirts

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of California that are stacked on top
of each other, it says Cali for

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Nia, and my just stupid brain
since it doesn't read that way, I

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was like, what the fuck is
Cali for n I A? And I

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was thinking, like, is this
some type of is n I A like

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an acronym for something like like And
I didn't like Canada immediately, like it's

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a support thing like Cali California is
for the national idiots of assholes I don't

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know, and I some assholes.
That's fucking crazy. That's a pretty cool

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day. Though. My brain just
understood it just couldn't like make so then

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it took me when I was reading
it. Then then when I figured it

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out, I'm like, oh wow, my brain sucks. And the same

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way. Immediately, I didn't the
flow Rider even even seeing it right away.

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It took me a minute where I'm
like, what the fuck. Oh,

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that's so fucking stupid. What a
lazy name. It's not even like

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he probably thought it was clever when
he was thirteen. He just kept it.

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You know, that's so cool Florida
Flow right? And was that even

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meanwy? He's just fucking the floor? What does he just ride? Does

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he have like a did he sit
down on a skateboard and he just like

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drags himself across the floor, Like
what does that mean? Like when he

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tries to actually make it make sense, I think the idea is that he

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rides the flow, you know,
I think, Yeah, that's actually more

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uh, that's more accurate where I
just I was trying to separate it from

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him like actually flowing and it being
more like the floor, dude, because

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some of my friends from South they
say flow. That's just how they say

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floor. He sucks dog ship.
I don't know anything. I don't like

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his music, but I thought his
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The cadence was like, oh,
he could have used it for something actually,

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Like you know, when he did
that that remix of he did not

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have to spinning song, you spin
my dick right around or whatever. That

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was like that was not that was
a good flow to you. That was

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that was like really mid that was
like the era of midness. That was

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like two thousand. What I would
call that his fully not like it's not

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supposed to be about, oh,
that's the most talented flow, but it's

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it is what I would call ingenius
in a way that it's so catchy and

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like it you can take breaths at
the perfect time. It's right, it's

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right. It's something that like that
is so easily able to uh resonate with

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a lot of people, which is
ingenius to make in the first place.

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It's that's kind of like say,
there's people like say Nas, who is

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like superior, but his flow is
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with everybody, and that's why he
doesn't pop as hard as he pops.

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And then there's people that I disagree. I think NAS's flow is extremely genius,

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but I think it's not easily to
be misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm

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not saying it's I'm not saying that
I'm saying, that's what I'm talking about,

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like say he took a route,
flow rider, he took a route

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to resonate with people more to where
it's like I can easily catch on,

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Like say, it makes people feel
when they recite this, they make them

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feel like they're actually doing something.
And that's kind of genius where it's like

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I'm rapping along to this and like
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know how to wrap now. It's
kind of like I think it's kind of

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genius in a way to easily capture
people who don't really have like talent and

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who could really like make something themselves. You know, it's like a fucking

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like a punk song versus like a
fucking progressive metal song. You know what

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I'm saying, Like, yeah,
like that, you're totally I that putting

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it in that context makes a lot
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I totally get what you're saying.
Yeah, punk is people that are so

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easy digestible. Some of the riffs
are yeah, somebody somebody described punk to

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me or not to me, Like
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from like punk artists where it's like
punk is terrible musicians making great music.

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It's like it's like that's totally that's
totally right, totally yeah, but they're

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not like classically trained. They're just
like scrappy, like they just like they

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had a guitar and they were just
like this sounds cool whatever. Fucking They're

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not like sitting there thinking about like
the A flats, you know, like

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like there's be suspended like it's not
it's not like any other it's so scrappy

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inherently and so like there is there
is definitely that aspect. I got to

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say something when you say the modern
modern day slaying has totally ruined, uh

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suspended for me because people say sus
right for sure, and when I hear

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it, totally fucking I'm like it
just it doesn't sound legitimate anymore. You

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you can was suspended well, so
like instead of saying in music, sus

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in music. But that's that's conn
that's really I know, I know,

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I know, I understand specific Yeah, in specific tax when you're where you're

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talking about what you call the chords
and you're talking about like what you call

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like what you just said like flats
that you say suspendeds like that, I'm

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aware of you shud of suspended.
You just sus I understand, and I've

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never conflated those two because of the
fact that it doesn't mean that anymore.

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To me. It means suspicious in
my brain. That's but it's just it's

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just the worst because good I well, I was gonna say, like that

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would make sense because you don't,
I mean, you don't operate in the

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realm of music like Derek does you
know what I mean? That's true.

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So like someone this guy suspicious,
not sus like he's suspending the chord he's

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gonna use. It's just crazy.
I still think about the suspended chord like

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I still like when people say sus
I still think about like a still I

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still think that in my mind something
No, I'm I'm ruined the pop cultures

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fuck me up, man, you're
you're I feel it's weird because as soon

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as something gets like a slang meaning, I stop assuming what it means anymore.

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Like I'm like, oh, this
is the slang meaning is that?

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And it's I'm gonna use the full
word now because I want to make sure

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no one can confuse what I'm saying. Yeah that, yeah, that happens.

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I mean, it's it is what
it is. It I feel sometimes

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I just feel old when that's all. It's not like I'm confused or anything.

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It's just it makes me feel like, oh, I'm I didn't grow

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up with this terminology. And a
lot of times it's either age or it's

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just regional, right. It just
depends, like talking to people about some

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slang that's more popularized now, is
some ship that has been around for a

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very fucking long time, you know, like say, uh even using bet,

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where I was confused. Something as
simple as that. You were like

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saying, really that ship did not
growing up? That was not I know

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in some regions people being agreeable or
just being like cool, like I bet

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was always the but say I never
heard it. That's very very New York.

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And that and and and that thing. It's like probably very niche in

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your regional area. Something that dead
ass is dead ass is the most New

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York saying that exists. That is
our number one. That's the one that

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I think spread the furthest I think
like you have fucking you have British people

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say dead I spend. It's like
that. Then I say, what,

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huh? They have one fucking thing
that I think is actually really really cool.

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Damn the British. Yeah, instead
of saying homide, they say demand

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them. I think that's actually very
cool. I hate that's definitely. It's

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definitely not theirs. It's definitely like
Jamaican's brought it there. Yeah, because

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you know they don't have any culture
at all, Like the British people actually

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have no culture. It's insane.
Their culture is completely just taken us people's

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culture, like actually, for real
have dry comedy, they have very dry

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and they have bullocks, but bullocks
and b and yeah that's about bullocks and

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what are you on about? It's
passion. It's like what you want about

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in it doesn't phrases twet go other. It's like British paramour isn't real.

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They can't hurt you. And it
said British paramo are like in it fun

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in it fun bee Wait whoa?
Whoa is just small trending. What's going

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on? Oh god? What happened? Now? They got him again again?

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Did he Epstein himself? Because I
remember him saying that when he was

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on the when he was in court. Do you remember that if anything happens

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to me, I'm not suicidal?
Do you remember that? And like his

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lawyer was just looking at him like, oh, like, just do it,

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just do it, Just do it. I'm making no money, Just

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do it. Twitter. Twitter is
useless because I just saw Bihan trendling training.

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For example, I'm like, oh, I wonder what's happening with Mortal

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Kombat, and then it was just
random bullshit that and nothing happened. I'm

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like, well, it's not even
treading. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening

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here. It's like, it's just
a bunch of people. It's just some

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people. It's just a bunch of
people tweeting about how just Smallett is trending.

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And it's like, why show me
what. I don't care. I

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know he's trending. That's why I
click this. Twitter sucks man, Jesus

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Christ. Anyway, let's move on
to questions. There's really not much to

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talk about. I know, there's
just constant Wolverine Lakes at this point.

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That's it. That's all there.
That's really allow. Come here. Wolvery's

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famous catchphrase meow Jesus Christ. It's
like joke with me and my friends when

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he does he does because he was
always my favorite person to emulate in the

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in the Marvel versus Capcom games,
because just how aggressive and just the little

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ball of energy is. But then
the way he's fucking jitter like because everyone

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like does the dash thing, but
he looks the most insane because of the

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way he's standing. He just standing
like he's already shortest ship and he's crouched

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over so much. You're like,
why is so massive? Up? If

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you watch watch his move the berserker
barrage at the very end of it,

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even when he stops, it's like
he's about to explode because he's like mad

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that he had to stop. He's
mad that the game didn't let him get

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six more hits on you. Bro, I just I just loved how again?

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Is that is that his his?
When he rushes forward and slashes you

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for maybe for like six hits and
then there's the hyper berserker barrage, then

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that's the special, right, especially
for like twenty something his when it fucking

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it's just the frame, there's no
frames essentially, it's it's just like it's

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I love what he does his chest
and he's like and he just starts running

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it up, like, Bro,
this guy is sick. Weapon X guys

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are nerdsuck, Bro that's one of
the coolest games ever bro, especially Bam

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Bone Claw Bone Claw because he's faster, because he's got he's got higher reach

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to, he's got further reach too. It's just like, it's, huh,

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what are you saying? What game
are you talking about? Two bits?

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And that game was fucking unreasonably good
Black. Did you guys play X

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Men Origins Wolverine? Yeah? So
good? Was He's fun. It's so

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fun, dude. I wish I
could, like, I don't. I

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don't think that game is really available
in like you can only do it on

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three sixty. That sucks. Three
sixty. The next places three if you

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Playation three. Yeah, I remember
seeing do not want to use a PlayStation

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a modern PlayStation three because you had
to install every game. You remember that

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that was like the only that was
like the only generation that that year or

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that generally, that was the only
console that where we had the install game.

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So like most retro games are like, yeah, that's right, I

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forgot about that bullshit, But that's
good. I just I remember everything's getting

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so mixed together because I don't know
if it was an E three, because

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I just remember that game being showcased
on something uh, and I just remember

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being super impressed showing the damage mechanics. I just remember that was the thing

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that actually drew me in the wanting
to play that game. Was just looking.

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I was like, Oh, it's
so fucking cool just looking and see

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his fucking ribs and ship he's all
torn up. And uh, when he

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pulls his hand, when he pulls
the skin of his hand off, they

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get the fucking the the freaking thing
off, the handcuff off and literally his

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hand skin goes with it. And
I'm like, oh, really cool.

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It's a really cool game. I
miss, I miss It's really really really

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cool. But it goes nowhere.
But it's a really fun game, but

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it just goes now this is do
you get pounds from like fucking like fifty

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feet away? So ridiculous, It's
so ridiculous. It's such a crazy game.

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I love games like that where they
show people's like I like good depictures

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people's powers. That's always what I've
enjoyed the most about like video games,

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especially Marvel video games. Actually the
recent ones, except for the Avengers game

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that was the fucking that is so
stupid. They got thor around. The

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thor is not solving every problem by
hitting it one time with his hand and

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I can break the planet. But
it's like there's just like seeing Spider Man

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like just stop a car with ease, Like he flips a car over,

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catches it and puts it on the
ground, and I'm like, nice,

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that's the ship that Spider Man does, opposed to him like in the MC,

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you having a tough time fighting like
I don't know, some old geriatric

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man in a fucking suit, you
know, like this is like really annoying.

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I do miss that. I'm thirty
feet a team. You guys,

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did you guys see did you guys
see that inside? Like Spider Man two's

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budget was three hundred and fifteen million
dollars. It was sounded like it was

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so huge. That makes no fucking
sense to me at all. They made

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more shit than that. That's why
they couldn't have made only the game.

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There's definitely a bunch more shit than
They're like, there's gonna budget for the

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game. It's the budget for the
game, dude, you know there's more

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stuff that they have there asking for
that much and then somebody's pocketing at least

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half of that. Well, no, it's it's it's just man, come

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on, I feel like I feel
like we're paying too much for what we're

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getting, Like, and I don't
mean that from like the consumer perspective.

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I think people are weird about that
when they're like, oh man, this

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game costs fucking seventy dollars, Like
dude, the original Mario Brothers, like

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Super Mario World fucking costs like ninety
dollars when it came in, Like we're

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really and that was in and that
was in nineties money. You can see

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it in Nintendo catalogs. You can
see like the scans from those magazines where

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it's like Mario Brothers ninety dollars and
it's like, holy shit, And that's

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back when ninety dollars was actually ninety
fucking dollars. Now it's like, now

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ninety dollars isn't even like what is
that? Was that like equivalent? That's

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like what like thirty probably yeah,
And that was the same It was like

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that worked in the same way as
say, when Plasma TVs first came out,

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if you remember, they were like
eight to ten thousand dollars. I

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remember that, yeah, And so
it worked in that way. And then

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once things became obviously more mass produced. Then the price drastically went down,

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but it's always been relatively as say, even as a kid me PlayStation Super

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Nintendo, everything was hovering around forty
to fifty dollars, and so it literally

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is absurd that it's only seventy dollars
now two decades later. It's kind of

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in saying, I remember when we
were first going to go get a new

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TV. It was so expensive and
I don't say I'm not buying this right

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now. And then like like five
months later, everyone we had one day,

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everyone my grandma came back and everyone
in the house got a new TV.

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It was like everyone got like a
new tele because they were all like

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so much cheaper than they were crazy
four months ago. Like I remember,

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d remember three D televisions. Everybody's
like, here's a three D television.

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Everybody was trying to sell those,
and everybody was like, I'm not getting

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a three D t sounds so stupid, that sounds so what I want a

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three D television for people still didn't
buy them. People's people didn't buy them

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so much they stopped them making those
kinds of televisions that TVs and ship Like

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a lot of Avatar was Avatar was
was a big thing for that, like

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that was purpose. I don't know, we submersion even they got like a

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good deal on it, so they
it was like the same price as like

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everything else that they would have bought. So they were like, fuck it,

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we'll get a three D and I
use it like I use it like

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maybe three times. I think the
original Halo Combat Evolved remaster had a three

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D implementation with it for three D
TVs at that time. That's how like

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big three D TVs were that they
were expecting it to be like a big

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thing for video games and it was
neat, But like, I don't know,

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man, you're never just gonna be
You're never going to beat a flat

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screen just showing you what you want
to see, you know. That's kind

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of the problem that VR has right
now, where it's like you're just not

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VR is cool. It's it's neat, But until you make it as convenient

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as just turning on a screen,
it's never going to take off in the

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way that it needs to. Like, it's just never going to do it.

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I have a VR headset and I
barely use it right That's crazy to

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me. If I was in the
nineties, if you told me in like

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when I was like ten. If
you told me when I was like seven

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years old, like, oh,
hey, dude, you're gonna have a

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virtual reality headset one day and it's
gonna be really fucking cool. There's gonna

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be a lot of cool games on
it, and you're never going to play

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it. That would sound unbelievable to
me. That'd be like, dude,

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so shit, why why wouldn't I
play it? And you use it?

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You're like, oh, this is
why, because I'd rather just turn the

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fucking TV on. Yeah, just
king man. I tried. It was

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fine, and I was like I
don't really want this too much. And

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I was like, all right,
cool. Then, really I'm getting close.

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Yeah, I'm getting like it's almost
to the point where I'm like I'll

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be I'll finally jump on board.
There was a game that I saw.

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I think it might even still be
in development. Uh. It was some

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type of Skyrim looking game. I
can't remember what it was called, but

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some dude like decapitates a guy.
He fucking jumps and does all these crazy

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fucking like basketball moves and dunks his
head into a into a basket like like

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a bucket. And I was like
that was the crazy. Oh before he

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dunks it, he slaps the head
too, so he's doing all these crazy

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you know, through the legs and
he slaps and then dunks it, and

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I was like I almost got on
my fucking computer. I was like,

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I get time. I gotta go, I gotta get it. That shit's

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so what upe man, it is
cool. It's just a matter of like

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I can only play it for like
thirty minutes before like it starts to feel

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like it's crushing my head. You
know, it's so heavy. It's just

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like and it is honestly, like
I don't think like the free It really

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is crazy, the freedom that certain
games in VR. Like apparently like some

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amazing RPG just came it, like
like a ten out of ten RPG just

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came out on VR like this like
a couple of days ago, Azua's Wrath

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or something, and apparently it's like
fucking incredible. Yeah. Wait, as

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Your's Wrath had fucking old like twenty
twelve May wrong. No, no,

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no, I actually mean like the
gods, I know what you're talking about.

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Though, I know exactly what you're
talking about. Yeah, I know

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that Jalen loves that game. The
game that you're talking about. I was

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literally thinking about that just like two
days ago that I had a lot of

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fun with that game. I had
a lot of fun with that game.

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So much was not good. It
was I'm not out of War though it

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didn't. The aesthetics were not the
game, not the game. It was

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hold on, hold on. So
I got it. It's it's not Azua's

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wrath, it's as Guard's wrath.
Remember I was thinking there was like Loki

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was involved. I was like game, Yeah, yeah, So apparently that's

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like a ten out of ten,
like amazing hardcore v RPG like in VR

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and probably like the first first of
its kind. So I'm curious about that.

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But it's like, dude, RPGs
are so long, and the idea

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of like spending sixty hours in a
VR headset knowing that like every thirty minutes

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it's gonna fuck with me is kind
of annoying. And it all comes down

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to the way of that thing.
Man, Like, they got to make

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it so light it's imperceptible, and
I think, only then is it going

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to be really something that's probably twenty
thirty then probably twenty thirty, yeah,

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probably probably a while. It's cool
though, man like Bone Works, I

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stand by that game so hard because
there's freedom in that game. The freedom

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that people talk about experiencing with Baldersgate
is that kind of freedom where it's like,

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oh, I can literally like beat
this guy up, shove him in

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a locker, pick up a crowbar
and lock him in the locker, like

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like putting it through the fucking hole
of the handles, and then I could

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just laugh at him, and then
I could or I could like throw somebody

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in a dumpster and like throw grenade
in there and then hold the lid shuts

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so we can't get out in like
real time. It's like, it's the

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funniest ship that I've ever experienced,
and there's some great Spider Man. The

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second there's an amazing Spider Man game
in VR, I'm you're not, oh

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yeah, that she will be crazy
seeing me, because you don't even have

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to make like a full fledged Spider
Man game for it to be fun.

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I think if you just made like, hey, here's a city, go

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web Swing and it functions fucking realistically
and it's and it's dope, that's enough

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for me. Man. I'll pay
one hundred dollars for that. Because stream

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for years beating up Mary Jane sick
Jan asked the city bro webbing somebody,

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just webbing someone off the street,
webbing someone off the street and then just

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swinging with them, just basically abducting
them and be like, hey, swing

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them go take at the top of
the Empire State. You could do that

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in Spider Man two, like that, not the new one, the original,

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the original Spider Man two for the
Xbox and PlayStation. You could take

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you could pick up a a guy
who stole from like a news stand.

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You can't regular people villains, No, you can't villains, but villains is

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like you know, gangstanders or like
Pettyman. Like you could pick up a

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un pick up a man who stole
a girl's purse, take him to the

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top of the Empire State building and
throw him off, and the game just

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let you do that, and you
would wait and you would wait and you

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00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.880
would wait, and then you would
eventually see, like the little xp happen

404
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:47.039
when he hit the ground, and
it was the funniest I'm sad that I

405
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:51.160
get why, but like I'm sad
that doesn't happen like that off buildings that

406
00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:53.559
do you have your little web thin
that sticks them to the walls. Yeah

407
00:29:53.599 --> 00:30:00.640
it's lame. I'm throwing people off
buildings. Yeah, I think you could

408
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:03.559
abuse people and Web of Shadows,
but I can't remember you could definitely,

409
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:08.359
definitely. I think that was the
last one. I really remember Huge Tear

410
00:30:08.480 --> 00:30:12.119
Wolverine and half of that game.
That is fucking ridiculous. That was such

411
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:15.240
an insane moment. I remember seeing
them being like, what the fuck?

412
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:22.599
Oh question, who did you?
Who did you? Which pussy did you

413
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:26.559
stick with? Black Cat? Black
Cat? Yeah, I just want to

414
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.720
make sure you guys, because if
this was because if it because I think

415
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.920
it's like, if it was just
a normal Spider Man game, you wouldn't

416
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:36.960
even have that option. So like
immediately I was like, yes, I'm

417
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:40.400
all in on black Cat because no
game lets you do this? Why the

418
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:42.599
fun would I go to Mary Jane
like every other game in the fucking and

419
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:47.680
I never even think for this guy. I don't even like black Cat's personality

420
00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:52.680
at all. She's a thieven matter. Ain't talking to her, ain't talking

421
00:30:52.680 --> 00:31:00.519
to her that fucking we ain't talking
ever. Yeah, if you have to

422
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:04.680
pick up Wouverine, I'm like this
motherfucker wover. First of all, Hulk

423
00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:08.839
Half, how to fuck Spider Man
on a bad day on Rippman in Half.

424
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:14.400
But okay, I guess it's Web
of Shadows that it is. Yeah,

425
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:18.680
I mean whatever, It's like the
pirate scaling doesn't really matter where this

426
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:22.640
goes. Man, Let's hit them
questions, finally, man for them.

427
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:26.680
Let's let's hit them questions, hit
them Holidays. This is a reg episode,

428
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:30.920
this episode of what you call definitely
this is a normal episode. What

429
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:33.720
are you talking about? That?
That's why I said the N words so

430
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:37.640
much? No, you didn't say
the hard R. You didn't. You

431
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:41.680
didn't even say it particularly all that
more than you normally do. What are

432
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:45.400
you talking about? I would have
caught that if you did say it during

433
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:48.119
the Wolverine thing. I think I'm
pretty sure you had yeah, soft a

434
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:52.039
even though I wanted to use the
hard R because it goes better with Berserker.

435
00:31:52.279 --> 00:32:00.920
I was like barrage, but barge, you know, like, just

436
00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.119
it is amazing how desensitized I am. I didn't even hear, Like if

437
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.160
you did say it, I didn't
hear it at all, like slightly didn't

438
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:12.079
even Yeah, I gotta go back
and make sure, because that would be

439
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:13.839
funny if I didn't. I didn't
notice it either. If you did,

440
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:21.319
it doesn't matter what A tell Kingston
that he can't say it. Yeah,

441
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:24.559
that's very true. That is actually
very true. Let's on some questions.

442
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:30.480
Let's move on to some questions from
our from our wonderful patrons over a Patreon,

443
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:31.960
a complast or snark Tank. Remember, you can go on over there

444
00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:35.880
throw us to throw us a penny
or two, and then you can ask

445
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:38.759
a question to get on the show. There's some extra Ammo episodes there.

446
00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:44.920
We're gonna do one very very soon
about we're gonna make our own snark Tank

447
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:50.319
theme park, and I'm really fucking
excited. We had a react already by

448
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:51.920
the time you hear this, Yeah
it might be. It might be up

449
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:53.559
by the time you're hearing this.
Yeah. Whatever. But we did another

450
00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:57.480
one of where you wrote the Gears
of War movie that I think is really

451
00:32:57.519 --> 00:32:59.720
fun. I don't know we did. We did some cool ship over there.

452
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:06.000
They're also in a playlist that is
completely easy to access, so pay

453
00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:08.160
attention to that as well if you're
popping over there specifically looking for that.

454
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:15.680
Anyway, our first homeless person,
our homeless fan wrote in says, hey,

455
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:17.480
they're Chris, Derek, and Sweeney
says, what are your least favorite

456
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:22.440
Christmas songs? And can the three
of you create a better, more ridiculous

457
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:24.039
one. Happy Holidays, Riley,
I don't know about creating one right off

458
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:28.400
the bat. That might be it's
non extra ammo. That was it seemed

459
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:32.400
to do it in the future.
He said, I should mention this before

460
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:37.240
we before we answer this. A
lot of people were asking about, Oh,

461
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.480
are you guys going to do that
Grinch song? And the answer is

462
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:44.559
no, because we kind of found
out that Joel Haveer, who's like a

463
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:50.279
great YouTube content creator, kind of
did almost not exactly the same thing,

464
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:52.599
but close enough to the point where
it's like I would be kind of redundant,

465
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.119
or like it would be kind of
it would it would really serve no

466
00:33:55.200 --> 00:34:00.839
purpose. Yeah, because that's a
great it's a great video. It's animated,

467
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:04.279
it's hilarious. Exactly, it's almost
exactly what I imagined. I'd imagined

468
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.960
it differently, but I mean,
you know, the idea is just vulgar,

469
00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.360
definitely vulgar. It doesn't crescendo in
the same way, and it doesn't

470
00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:17.199
crescendo for the same reasons. But
it's generally the same premise and I don't

471
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:24.360
know, it just doesn't feel it. It's too if we never if we

472
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:29.559
know now that we know, and
I'm gonna say it's the viewer's fault,

473
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:35.039
the listeners, because I they some
people shared it. That's how I became

474
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:39.239
aware of it. If y'all didn't
share that ship, I mean, I'm

475
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:43.360
glad that. I'm glad they did
because I've definitely seen that video before in

476
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.880
passing, so like it definitely.
I definitely wouldn't have wanted to do anything

477
00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:49.199
that would like rip anybody off.
But I just want to mention that before

478
00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:53.599
we answered this question, So the
least favorite Christmas songs? Or can the

479
00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:58.880
three of us create a better one? Uh? Do you have an answer?

480
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.639
Yeah? Oh my god, Yes, I used to work. I

481
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:08.400
used to work for the Cools in
the back where we would like bullshit retail.

482
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:14.239
Yeah, and me and my friend
we used to work there in this

483
00:35:14.599 --> 00:35:19.119
every fucking few hours. Uh.
It was it was just I don't even

484
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:21.639
know what the song is called.
It's probably called Hey Sana, but it's

485
00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:25.280
kids fucking singing it. It's kids
kids singing is the fucking worst, and

486
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:30.559
it's like, Hey, Sanna,
Hey Sana, Sanna. Then and we

487
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:34.119
had to hear this every fucking day, and it was and then it was

488
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:37.760
to the point where we started replacing
the words with hey n word and we

489
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:44.119
try to spice it up a little
bit, just uh it's it is it.

490
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:51.320
We tried to spice it up a
little bit, hey nigga, Like

491
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.800
just imagine these small, little white
kids singing that ship. Uh yeah,

492
00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:58.800
it's it's in my opinion, if
you've heard it, then you would be

493
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:00.079
like, oh, yeah, this
is definitely the worst song. I can't

494
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:05.079
stand this ship. Don't go don't
even go listen, don't even go hear

495
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:09.800
it. It's not it's not worth
hearing. I I I understand that.

496
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.519
I remember working retail during holidays and
it was it was just I can't even

497
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.199
that that retail ruined so many songs
that, like I was, I was

498
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:22.800
surprised to find out people liked,
Like there's a lot of Mariah Harry songs

499
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:24.159
that people like and a lot of
Beyonce songs that people like that I'm like,

500
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:28.320
I can't believe people like that because
this is retail. I can't stand

501
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.320
Beyond because of retail. I can't
stand her I'm not even say that.

502
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:38.679
And what's crazy is that I I
understand she's a fantastic musician, like as

503
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:44.840
a singer, she isn't unbelievably good. So fucking Whitney Houston was another one

504
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:52.800
where that was completely I'm every I'm
every Woman played every three minutes at sears

505
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:57.599
to the point where it's like I
can't I I I don't like these people.

506
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.719
I like that song a lot.
I like I'm every Woman a Really,

507
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:12.360
you didn't have to fucking uh,
it's I heard it probably just as

508
00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:15.559
much, not because of retail,
was actually because I worked on retail stores.

509
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:20.400
Yeah, I heard it. Wait, I like I like some of

510
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:24.239
her deeper cuts because the very reason
you're talking about I heard them less.

511
00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:30.719
That's kind of like my mom would
play some songs. I've heard a ton

512
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:36.000
growing up, but I still very
much so enjoyed like I heard I heard

513
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:44.599
freaking Alica Alicia Keys, no one. I still that song fucking awesome.

514
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:52.719
I forgot what it's called secrets,
secrets, which is like what you call

515
00:37:52.800 --> 00:38:02.199
it? What is it with you? Yeah? I don't know that song

516
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.519
falling or falling or whatever. At
least kids, it's only two fucking chords,

517
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:13.840
the entire song. It's really cool. Yeah, she's fucking She was

518
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:17.760
young and she was on fire.
Bro. She was such a good like

519
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:22.199
she just had an understanding of music
that was like wild for someone her age

520
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.960
at that time, where like a
lot of where that genre was dying.

521
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:30.840
She was my second celebrity crush.
The first it was a Leah and then

522
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:34.679
I think then went to Leah who
didn't know exploded, who didn't like like

523
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.960
like, I didn't let her know
the damn before I understood about her music.

524
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:43.320
I saw Queen Damned and you see
that fuck was that Queen the Damn

525
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:47.400
saw fucking Her music video for It's
still my favorite music video. No No,

526
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:52.320
No No for me was rock the
boat was bro see brought the boats

527
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:55.239
fucked up because that came after out
she died because she died literally on the

528
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:59.719
way to uh she was filming.
Yeah, yeah, so that that she

529
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:04.559
involved with filming that video because the
plane was too loaded and it crashed.

530
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.400
But uh, we need to go
watch, We need a resolution. It's

531
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:13.039
basically it's just hypnotic, the music
hypnotics. She's doing all this dumb ship

532
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.400
with her hands. She's basically if
you're if you watch that, you're it

533
00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:21.559
awakens you. It's an awakened.
Yeah, it's a spiritual it's a spiritual

534
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.599
event. Yeah. Wait, we
are getting on a tangent though, Oh

535
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:31.320
yeah, Christmas. Christmas is about
Christmas. I think all for Christmas is

536
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:36.400
kind of annoying. It's annoying,
but like I gotta say that, I

537
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:39.519
think genuine not the most annoying,
necessarily, but the worst Christmas song I've

538
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:46.239
ever heard is that fucking Christmas Shoes
song. I was sincerely exactly exactly.

539
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:52.079
I never heard this fucking song until
maybe the last two years when people were

540
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:57.199
talking to me about it. This
was never a staple in my I never

541
00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:00.039
heard it at Like I'm like,
at like a Christmas play or pageant or

542
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:09.280
like any of these on about Christmas
shoes recite some of it. I couldn't

543
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:14.559
because I didn't grow. But it
feels like a Mandela effecting where people are

544
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.239
like, oh, yeah, you
don't play all the Christmas classics, classic

545
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:23.000
jingle bell, Christmas shoes. You're
like, what Christmas shoes? And you

546
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:32.519
look it up and it's fucking horrible
Christmas like Christmas shoes, Christmas shoes.

547
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:42.800
I really don't Christmas even Chris.
It's literally about like some person getting shoes

548
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:47.320
for Christmas. That's not a real
Christmas song, is No, it's not.

549
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:52.239
What about? Uh? What about? Have you heard the famous Louis

550
00:40:52.320 --> 00:41:05.079
Armstrong one Christmas Shoes? No,
No, it's a it's called it's called

551
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:08.559
so the song he says, is
that you Santa Claus. But the song

552
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:15.880
is called that you like it?
Just it completely takes out is and and

553
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:23.920
then it just apostrophe that is that
you Santa Claus. He's likeas that she

554
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.679
used to play all the time too
when I was working at Cole's And remember

555
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.239
this. You know what song is
crazy? But I love it. It's

556
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:37.480
an insane song. This song is
an insane song. Ho ho he he

557
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:45.320
the cat's who's covering all Christmas?
Even that song is bananas? Like that

558
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.360
song can joke a rize somebody.
If you play it to someone that's going

559
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:57.119
through a tough time, they'll turn
into a killer. It's disturbing it.

560
00:41:57.280 --> 00:42:02.559
It will transform you like that song
and you'll slowly start melting away and you

561
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:07.360
were before disappear. So what is
actually, let's flip it. What is

562
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:15.920
your favorite Christmas song? You know
it's crazy my favor That is my favorite

563
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:23.519
Christmas song. Actually, yeah,
I don't know the the the the the

564
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:29.920
title doesn't do anything for me.
I don't hear somebody mean no saying maybe

565
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:35.639
and see you maybe and see them. It's somebody don't see it's it's simply

566
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:39.519
because of the fact my grandma likes
that song and and they always played around

567
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:42.920
Lily's house for Christmas time. I
love it. Yeah, I definitely.

568
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.000
I definitely heard that song before.
I didn't recognize it by name, but

569
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.280
I think I don't know. I
have two, which might be cheating,

570
00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:53.000
but whatever, they are the only
two that I regard evenly highlight I think.

571
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:57.280
I think certain classics like jingle Boy, Rocker fine or whatever, like

572
00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:00.719
whatever, Like I feel completely it's
not bad idea. I understand them.

573
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:05.000
They work. They don't really do
much for me, but like I'm happy

574
00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:08.719
to it's fine. But I I
like Felice Navidad. There's something it's just

575
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:13.000
simple. I like the chords.
I was jamming out to that ship the

576
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:16.920
other day. It's fun. It's
weirdly on the radio. I don't know

577
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:20.199
why it's as fun to play as
it is, but it kind of is

578
00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:27.719
and so it's it's Felice Navidad for
obvious reasons, Hispanic reasons. And then

579
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:34.440
Carol of the Bells I think is
low key metal as hell, Like there's

580
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:42.199
something about Carol of the Bells that
sounds metal, and as the Carol of

581
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:47.800
the Bells bells, No, you
don't, you don't understand? Is that

582
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:51.639
the word? Like I'm really confused
because I was like, really, is

583
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:55.000
that a metal like is that a
hardcore song? Can't if you can't,

584
00:43:55.519 --> 00:44:00.639
if you can't understand what makes that
song so fucking cool, I can't help

585
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:06.320
you. I really sounds it's like
a fucking Halloween song, Like it doesn't

586
00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:09.239
sound Christmasy at all. It sounds
like like operatic and fucking weird. And

587
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:12.679
then what really made me love it, what really made me appreciate it,

588
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:16.679
was Home Alone because they had like
a re they had like almost like a

589
00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:20.159
not a remix because that's not really
the right word, but like a kind

590
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:24.440
of a reinstrumentation integrated into the original
score for Home Alone. During the it's

591
00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:28.679
called setting the Trap, but it's
like a version of Carol of the Bells

592
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:31.039
for Home Alone, and it's the
scene where like if that a scene where

593
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:35.320
he like where he cooks the mac
and cheese and he like sits there and

594
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:37.199
then the alarm clock goes off and
then he leaves it. It always pissed

595
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:40.239
me off because it looks it looks
so delicious that mac and cheese. But

596
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:47.079
he goes and that that re instrumentation
of Carol the Bells plays and it's fucking

597
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:52.280
sick. Yeah, it's the scales
that they're using, and that song is

598
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:55.840
it translates to a metal like if
you were to put in Carol the Bell's

599
00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:00.960
metal cover, it's probably there's probably
a thousand of them. Because I was

600
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:05.239
just under reading a song. I
know what the song is. It's definitely

601
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:13.840
like a very old school like that's
a Christian songs it's got it reminds me

602
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:16.719
of It reminds me of like Casvania
in the winter time, you know what

603
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:21.519
I mean, Like there's something there's
something so ominous about it. It reminds

604
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.960
me of it. It reminds me
a lot of like the intro of if

605
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:28.760
You Guys Ever played is a very
specific reference, but like the the intro

606
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:32.960
to Fable two has like this really
great kind of sweeping kind of Christmas ominous

607
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:37.599
kind of tone to it too,
and it's like it's so it's very emblematic

608
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:39.119
of that, and it's I don't
know, man, the bells is dope.

609
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:45.760
I've metal covers of that awesome,
Yeah, because that's it's It's just

610
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:49.519
there are certain songs to hear and
you're like, oh, this is designed

611
00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:52.719
for metal. You're like, this
is this is this is it? Yeah,

612
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:57.360
So I felt when Sam Smith did
that on Holy, I was like,

613
00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:00.679
oh, I hear it. I
hear how exactly how this is would

614
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:06.920
translate to a rock or metal song
and uh yeah that's on that and amount

615
00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:09.480
of metal head So definitely some of
that gets wasted on me unfortunately. Yeah,

616
00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:13.000
it reminds me of a little bit
too. It ronds me a little

617
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:16.679
bit of night Wish, you know, like yeah, yeah, fair enough

618
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:20.920
Sahara Sahara by night Wish. How
it starts off with like the bells kind

619
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.559
of I don't know, yeah,
fair enough, That's it's cool. Yeah,

620
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:27.559
there's that's that's that's an awesome song. And so yeah, that that's

621
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:32.360
that's a very and at least not
be done. I'm actually I'm debating on

622
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.480
uh, I was actually debating on
just covering that that song. I was

623
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:39.960
like, you know, you know, it's just it's just covering. Why

624
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:43.880
not. Yeah, it's a song. I still might do it, but

625
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:49.800
it's just more about time news.
Yeah. Oh yeah. It's jingle bell

626
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:52.079
rock. Dingle rock is a classic. The song is fucking goaded. I

627
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:55.800
love it so much. People don't
like it, and I'm like, I

628
00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:00.320
don't get how people don't love that
song. It's just such a good song

629
00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:06.559
to put on because that's start,
that starts, that starts, and and

630
00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:10.119
and Noel, Noel, but pretty
Sinatra's cover of Noel. I love that

631
00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:20.079
song cover. I think that's the
only four people wist have heard my aunts.

632
00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:24.960
There's like very exactly, I know
my I know Sinatra sings that song

633
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:30.000
and then my aunt sings that song
very well. That's that's the only two

634
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.039
of the song I know. But
Noel, I love that song. Do

635
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:38.320
you also have an aunt that is
suspiciously really good at singing that has not

636
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:42.400
bothered to use that at all?
My aunt Eva is so good at singing

637
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:49.119
it's insane. Yea to She's a
fucking she heard. She has a business

638
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:55.599
background as aunt, having h angelic
voices just as true as you have a

639
00:47:55.760 --> 00:48:00.760
perverted uncle. Yeah, he goes
hand in hand, Yeah, something about

640
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:05.119
it. My aunt Evil. She
can sing, she can sing, she

641
00:48:05.239 --> 00:48:07.599
can shake a room with her voice. And it's just like, I don't

642
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:09.239
know why you're so good at taking
it. And my grandma can't sing at

643
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:14.320
Oh, my grandma is the worst
singer I've heard in person in my life.

644
00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:19.559
My grandma's tone death. She doesn't
not sing at all. And that

645
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.679
is such a problem, dude.
The phenomenons I see with people that are

646
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:27.440
actually tone death is versus a person
that has, like, say, a

647
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:31.840
perfect pitch is it's it's it's so
fascinating to see where I remember trying to

648
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.599
guide my friend Phil. It was
rapping. We're just doing rapping, and

649
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.079
so it wasn't even like he needed
really be on key, but it was

650
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:45.559
just he could not stay on beat. It made no sense to him.

651
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:50.039
But if you did it with him, he could do it. And it

652
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:52.840
reminded me of me trying to draw
a face just by looking at it versus

653
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:57.199
tracing, where it's like, Okay, I can trace this motherfucker. I

654
00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:00.039
cannot draw a face by looking at
it, like if I just even though

655
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.119
it's right in front of me,
and I'm like, all right, let

656
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:06.119
me do. It just turns out
wrong. It just will turn out wrong.

657
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:08.199
It's it's fucking crazy. Like some
people have it, some people don't.

658
00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:14.840
Man, you know, I hadn't
thought about thought about this. I

659
00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:17.039
hadn't thought about this in a long
time. But for whatever reason, it

660
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:22.239
is totally real because I watched this
movie recently, because I think it's I

661
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:24.920
think it's such a movie. Is
such a fever dream. Have you ever

662
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:31.760
seen Jack Frost with with Michael Keaton, with Michael Short he becomes the snow

663
00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:37.840
man and he has that transformation sequence
that seems like a fucking panic attack.

664
00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:43.920
There's a scene that dude, it's
just wooshing around him. I posted a

665
00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:47.360
video to Twitter of that scene with
like breaking Benjamin playing in the background and

666
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:55.079
weirdly fucking but there's there's a scene
in that movie where it's like really fucking

667
00:49:55.199 --> 00:50:01.920
sad where like Michael Keaton dies spoilers
for Jack Frost, but Michael Keaton dies

668
00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:07.400
in that movie, and like it's
just this his son sitting in the snow

669
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:14.639
sad while like Fleetwood Max Landfill plays
or that not Landfill Landslide and that song

670
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:17.760
is like a Christmas song to me
now because I associated with that movie even

671
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:22.760
though it's the most depressing song I
think I've probably ever heard in my life.

672
00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:29.320
Uh So that's a weird association that
I have with it. But I

673
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:32.119
can I say something to a moratorium
on Santa Baby. I hate that fucking

674
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:37.199
song. I hate that disgusting fucking
Making Christmas horny is so weird, Like

675
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:40.920
I don't know, trying to fuck
the show Santa. Yeah, it's it's

676
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:49.920
it's it's throat. Make make Halloween
horny. That's like totally fit. It's

677
00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:53.880
almost perfectly suited for it. Okay, leave Christmas that even too, I

678
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:59.559
don't make it. Halliday's horny is
so weird, man, Halloween makes more

679
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:06.320
because at least it's Halloween costumes and
horny nurses and ship It's awesome. Not

680
00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:08.480
bro, not bro. Just take
women at the equation in general, bro,

681
00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:15.920
all male society. Yeah, we'd
advanced so far until we've got to

682
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:19.280
wonder if we're gonna fuck. Then
that'd be the problem. A little for

683
00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:22.800
a little, maybe a bunch of
wars. I'm gonna cut you off.

684
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:27.519
Hello, Carlon Pryor and Murphy.
Hello, comrade, have any of you

685
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:32.480
heard of the new movie The American
Society of Magical Negroes. Yes, I

686
00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:36.920
swear it's real. Look it up, please be well stark boys. I

687
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:39.239
I don't know what so I know
what the premise is, right, I

688
00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:45.280
understand that that that's a trope,
right, But I don't know what this

689
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:49.280
movie is about. Apparently it's just
not very good, which is you know,

690
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:52.760
so what happened was I think,
like Harry Potter for niggas, but

691
00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:59.880
apparently it's about negroes that that managed
to keep white people from not losing their

692
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:04.400
minds. Yeah, and it woulded
tough for me at that moment. I

693
00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:07.440
was hoping that it had no political
undertones when I heard the name, and

694
00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:08.039
I was like, oh, well, you know, there you go,

695
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:13.079
there you go, because I think
we, I think we. I think

696
00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:15.800
I remember being specifically disappointed on the
podcast. I think I looked it up

697
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:22.920
a trailer or something, and uh
yeah, rund it for me whimsical like

698
00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:25.400
all those black people with magic and
it's some wild ship like they're gonna go

699
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:29.199
to Atlanta and they're gonna be making
like magical lean and ship and I'm like,

700
00:52:29.239 --> 00:52:32.639
this is fucking funny. But apparently
No, it was just like,

701
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:37.199
oh, in this world, we're
here to like make sure the white men

702
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.280
doesn't lose their mind. We have
to be uptightened upstart negroes to keep the

703
00:52:40.320 --> 00:52:44.519
whites from going crazy, which even
magic can't do that. It's just in

704
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:52.719
their blood. So that's just gonna
happen no matter what. WHOA. I

705
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:57.599
go on to Alex Jones esque rant
about why white people are bad, but

706
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.239
it makes sense a little bit.
There's a little bit of it that is

707
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:05.960
like, oh, yeah, I
don't really have much else to say about

708
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:08.360
it. I haven't seen the movie, and it was kind of I haven't

709
00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:13.039
even seen I haven't even seen I
haven't even gotten a chance to see movies

710
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:15.039
that I want to see, which
is actually kind of brings us into our

711
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:17.199
next thing. Silk Song Believer.
He says, Yo, gay man,

712
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:22.440
have you seen Godzilla Minus one?
And is it the movie I want to

713
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:27.480
I haven't. I haven't seen it
yet and I might see it so day

714
00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:30.920
one. It's fucking awesome, awesome, Yeah, dude, I I I

715
00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:34.400
want to see it. I also
want to see shin Godzilla that because I

716
00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:39.000
heard that was a fucking wild fucking
I heard that was weird fucking movie ship.

717
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:45.000
I was insane. So maybe I
think I might watch Shin today and

718
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:47.719
then at some point during the week
I'll go see Godzilla because I do want

719
00:53:47.719 --> 00:53:52.599
to see it. I have this
weird just go do it. I know,

720
00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:54.000
I know, it's it's just it's
this weird thing where it's like Godzilla

721
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:57.199
is one of those things where it's
like I like it, but I'm not

722
00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:00.559
like I wouldn't say I'm like I
would feel like a complete posts are saying

723
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:02.400
like, oh, yeah, I'm
a fan of Godzilla. I haven't sat

724
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:07.639
through like every single Godzilla movie.
I like the general concept of like giant

725
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:08.960
monsters fighting, you know what I
mean. Like, I like Godzilla.

726
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:13.320
It's like an idea. I think
it's cool, like the origins of it

727
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:15.239
and how it's like inspired by like
the you know, an allegory for like

728
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:19.079
nuclear war. I think it's fucking
dope as shit. But I've never like

729
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:22.199
sat down and watched like, you
know, Godzilla versus Mecha Godzilla all the

730
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:27.639
way through because I get it,
you know, like I and that yeah,

731
00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:31.679
god I was just gonna say,
I think this movie's perfect for a

732
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:37.760
person who he's casually a fan of
of of Godzilla. I think it's it's

733
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:43.199
because it's not what you It's not
like, say, what what I'm particularly

734
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:46.639
looking for, like say I'm I'm
a Kaiju freak, where I just I

735
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.920
love giant Kaijus and mechs fucking fucking
each other up. So it just it

736
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:54.760
grounds it in a way that you
don't have to think, like, you

737
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:58.320
know, somebody might be going to
this, what is this is gonna be

738
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:00.280
so fucking gay? And then it's
like, oh, this is actually a

739
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:04.440
real movie. This is awesome.
So like the thing that soured me on

740
00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:07.400
it, the thing that soured me
on it was the only Godzilla movie that

741
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:09.239
I made the leap to see was
the one that I really shouldn't have made

742
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:13.519
the leap to see. And I
think everybody knows which movie that is.

743
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.239
It's it's the It's the one with
Brian Cranston, because I remember being like

744
00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:24.639
fourteen, Brian Cranston in a Godzilla
movie that sounds sick and then he dies.

745
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:30.239
Who's in that? Yeah, Quicksilver's
in it, Aaron Taylor Johnson.

746
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:32.079
I think is maybe I'm going to
be wrong, I don't know, is

747
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:39.400
somebody like yeah, And it was
fucking terrible, like they they and I

748
00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:43.760
was. It was extremely underwhelming.
They killed him in like the first ten

749
00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:47.239
minutes. I'm like, what I
have to follow this other fucking loser with

750
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:52.679
no charisma? Now this sucks.
They're if you're gonna have people, this

751
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:54.559
is the thing. It's like the
people. I get why the people are

752
00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:57.559
in a Godzilla movie, but like
I kind of I kind of want to

753
00:55:57.559 --> 00:55:59.880
see the monster shit. So like, if you're going to have a per

754
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:04.840
person in the movie, my god, you can't. I can't think of

755
00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:07.480
a better person than Brian Granton.
He's just so easy to watch, and

756
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:09.400
then you get rid of him in
the first ten minutes and you're like,

757
00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:13.760
oh, well shit, no one's
gonna match this, and you're totally right.

758
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:15.239
The whole the whole movie, no
one comes close, and you're just,

759
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:19.119
oh my god, just go back
to the monster please, And even

760
00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:22.639
that's I love it. Last I
love the last half an hour of every

761
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:29.559
god to the movie. The movie
Last Persone was trash. The King of

762
00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:31.920
the Monsters is fucking dope. I
thought they did a much better job.

763
00:56:34.199 --> 00:56:38.360
The song versus Godzilla is perfect for
like, say, if you're a freak

764
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:43.159
like me, that just loves like
I think. I think the twenty the

765
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:47.880
twenty fourteen one was cool at the
end, bro, that's when he was

766
00:56:47.960 --> 00:56:52.679
burning everything around him and that shi
it was sick as fuck. But if

767
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:58.159
I I can't, I can't watch
literally a movie that has fourteen minutes of

768
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:01.400
Godzilla in it. It's something thing
stupid like that, it's something it's it's

769
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:05.360
less than half an hour. I'm
pretty sure got it's way less than half

770
00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:08.119
an hour. It's something astonine to
where I'm like, I can't believe they

771
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:14.159
did this to us. They can't
believe they did this. But Godzilla is

772
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:20.559
in Godzilla is in that movie more
than Venom is Inspider Man two. But

773
00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:28.000
yeah, but Venom and spider Man
two for a decent chunk? Is he

774
00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:30.440
not much? He's not much longer, not much longer than that. He

775
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:32.920
is in there longer. I'm joking, he's in a decent chunk. I

776
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:37.559
feel like people like he's in there
for he's in there for half an hour

777
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.960
max. Half an hour? Really
yeah, I mean he's in he's at

778
00:57:42.039 --> 00:57:44.960
play for more than it, but
like he's he's not on screen for more

779
00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:50.159
than like twenty something thirty minutes,
which is like twenty hour games. That's

780
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:52.440
the same as like doc as doc
Och in the last one. You know,

781
00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:57.440
no, doc actor has had a
pretty strong presence the whole time,

782
00:57:57.480 --> 00:58:00.280
but as but as doc Och,
not as out of Octavius. No,

783
00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:05.760
but even no but even Venom doesn't
have that presence at all until like he

784
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:14.519
worked. This is the secondary.
I love God, I love the I

785
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:17.360
fucking love Kingy Door. That's my
favorite Kaiju everything. I was a little

786
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:21.039
kid, even when MF. Doom
took the name king Gy Door. That's

787
00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:22.400
when I first found out about him. And Mom was like, oh,

788
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.159
yeah, this is really cool.
Dragon from space and I was he from

789
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:28.119
space and he has three heads.
He was like, yeah, look at

790
00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:30.519
doora and he gave me a toy
of him and I fucking tried to eat

791
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:34.159
it, and I was like one
of my founding memories. I was like,

792
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.079
this is sick. I like this
guy. And then he was in

793
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:38.440
the movies. I was happy,
even though he got fucking cucked. They

794
00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:45.480
cucked my boy gy Dora stupid.
I used to have the three headed dragon

795
00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:50.000
did a space dragon? Yeah,
yeah, that's it's cool. The Door

796
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:57.360
is so fucking sick, dude,
I had a uh a giant like toy

797
00:58:58.519 --> 00:59:02.719
and I played my first show at
this venue chain reaction until I mounted it

798
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:07.280
to the kit and like it's my
only It was a terrible fucking show.

799
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:10.599
But the only thing that I like
is seeing footage of a young me with

800
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:14.519
this fucking Godzilla on the throne.
I was like, oh, I love

801
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:19.280
this. I love that I did
this, and with if I didn't do

802
00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:22.679
that, there would be absolutely no
reason to ever reminisce on this footage or

803
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:25.480
pictures or anything, because that was
fucking ass. It was. I mean,

804
00:59:25.519 --> 00:59:29.519
but what do you expect when you're
when you're a kid, you're you're

805
00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:32.840
you're proud of the music you made, but and you ignore that it's absolute

806
00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:36.960
dog shit. You know. It's
like one of those things. Yeah,

807
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:38.760
I guess, like if anything else, like if you have art you draw

808
00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:43.400
or something and it's like not as
it's not as good as you know,

809
00:59:43.639 --> 00:59:46.360
your parents might see like, oh, looks great, and you know they

810
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:52.159
know it's fucking awful. It's fucking
terrible. But yeah, don't lie to

811
00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:58.800
your kids, man, or just
don't have kids. Don't have kids,

812
00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:01.039
tell them, I tell them.
I never lie to your kids either.

813
01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:04.760
Never lie to your kids or don't
stop lying to them, light of them

814
01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:10.400
about absolutely everything. That's like,
I like that, Walter White. Walter

815
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:15.639
White wrote in this says hello Chris, Derek and uh fuck you Sweeney.

816
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:22.760
Jesus hostility here so unnecessary. What
moment is the most jaw dropping this year?

817
01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:24.039
In my opinion, it was the
Kanye ship. Well, Kanye ship

818
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:28.519
was more last year, wasn't it
misremembering? No, No, that happened

819
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.920
this year? What happened? Oh
wait, you're right, all of it

820
01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:34.400
this year? I mean, I
don't when it happened this year, but

821
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:38.360
like maybe hold on him going to
Alex Jones, him going to Alex Jones

822
01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:44.559
last year? Maybe Kanye that was
this year? That was just it was

823
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:46.679
this year. Wasn't it was earlier
this year? Why do I know?

824
01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:52.239
But Kanye long? That feels like
a long time because I think my PC

825
01:00:52.559 --> 01:00:57.920
was not in like this space when
that happened. Yeah, so okay,

826
01:00:57.960 --> 01:01:00.719
so here it is? He makes
anti sim had comments on Info Wars December

827
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:06.119
second, twenty twenty two, So
that was like at the crazy end of

828
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:09.960
last year. I so what it
makes sense what has happened lately with him?

829
01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:13.239
Because I feel like at the same
time, that was the big thing

830
01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:15.920
that happened. No, he didn't. He did the Candice Joe's White Lives

831
01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:20.519
Matters shit this year. Oh yeah, yeah, that wasn't as crazy.

832
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:23.400
Yeah he did. That's him in
Paris when he was doing that ship or

833
01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:27.639
something. Yeah, what is he
what is it called when he does that

834
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:30.360
that Paris thing that he does.
That doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.

835
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:36.440
But and he recently came back.
I have not paid attention to the context

836
01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:39.119
of everything where I haven't seen the
video footage. I only heard of some

837
01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:43.599
of the podcasts listened to it just
audio versions, so I don't know what

838
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:46.079
he was doing or but yeah,
he he went on more rants. I

839
01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:52.800
guess more antisemitic rants. I guess
jaw another episode. What are the most

840
01:01:52.920 --> 01:02:00.920
jaw dropping the crazy? Like what
what's the crazy? Makes me so sad

841
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:04.719
about that is that people have him
on their shows, right, having these

842
01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:10.039
episodes, and it's just like,
how like it's all for money for these

843
01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:13.280
people. They don't give a fuck
about as well being at all, of

844
01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:19.239
course, of course, and it's
like this is someone having a manic episode

845
01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:24.840
and they a mic in front of
their face. You can be this person

846
01:02:25.800 --> 01:02:30.639
having this episode like you're you're witnessing. Your eyes are open, you are

847
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:35.039
a human seeing another human go through
a moment and still of being like,

848
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:37.880
this is not the right time to
do this. No, it's the perfect

849
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.320
time. That's that's the thing.
No, no, no, no,

850
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:45.360
for a human, for a human
having a heart, No for these money

851
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:47.719
grubbing pieces of ship. Yeah,
absolutely exactly. That's why it's like there's

852
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:50.960
no surprise or nothing. That's like, of course they would do that.

853
01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:53.719
Of course Tim Poole would host.
Of course, fucking Drink Champs would host,

854
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:58.719
like, of course, fucking nor
piece of ship. I used to

855
01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:00.880
be such a best I used to
have so much respect for Noriega. Bro.

856
01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:05.800
That shit broke my heart as a
New Yorker that loves hip hop.

857
01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:10.360
Noriega was one of the godfathers of
that ship. Bro NOORI respect nor demanded

858
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:14.480
respect when he walked into a room
because of what he did for hip hop.

859
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:17.400
Now I can't I can't even,
I can't even, I can't even

860
01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:22.559
watch it anymore. I'm like,
that was such a dude. Kanye is

861
01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:28.800
looking at me, let's go yeah, right, bro, So I'm looking

862
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:30.719
at some of these stories right,
and so so obviously the topless meta on

863
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:37.840
Twitch happened. I show speed flashing
his dick. That was pretty wild.

864
01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:45.360
I think the NPC kind of the
TikTok NPC stuff that Seinfeld Ai becoming self

865
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:50.840
aware of the big Las Vegas fear. I think, honestly, the big

866
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:53.599
thing that happened this year that sticks
out to me, not necessarily because I

867
01:03:53.639 --> 01:03:58.360
think it's real or anything, but
because it was so ridiculous. They made

868
01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:00.280
me laugh when I heard about it. Was the fucking Mexican aliens. That

869
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:06.559
ship was funny. The Mexican alien
ship was so damn funny because that little

870
01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:11.000
fucking guy they put around. It
was like, look at this Mexican alien

871
01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:17.280
and it's so clearly not real.
Everyone was fucking talking about it. I

872
01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:21.280
just want somebody in it once,
to make something that's not a gray like

873
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:28.719
how fucking lazy? Are you like
that? Though? Huh? What if

874
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:30.920
they are like that? Though?
Like what if? What if aliens are

875
01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:38.639
just little gray men that wouldn't make
any that's them being so illogical. It's

876
01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:43.960
so illogical them being that way.
It's just what are you talking about?

877
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:47.800
Because how the fun would an alien
on a on a different planet so far

878
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:54.760
away from us have a similar like
phenotype to us. That's insane. That's

879
01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:57.760
like, why would they have anywhere
near a similar build to us. They'd

880
01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:03.559
be fucking so wild looking. That's
actually what bothered me about mass effect and

881
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:09.639
Rameda, where I was like,
oh, hopefully they come with it.

882
01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:15.760
They they didn't even dramas so bad. And then the two there was like

883
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:18.280
two species and one of them and
there were It turns out they were the

884
01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:21.480
same fucking species, but they were
genetically altered. I was like, I

885
01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:26.559
can't believe they did that. I
can't believe they did that. They had

886
01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:30.519
so many opportunities to make some wild
ship. There was one cool thing in

887
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:33.599
there was like a flying whale which
looked awesome, and that's it. And

888
01:05:33.719 --> 01:05:40.079
I was like, wow, think
of like think of Kroganians and like that.

889
01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:44.280
Right, the fact that a krogan
looks as much as a human as

890
01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:49.000
it does is still illogical. It's
still in itself. It's okay to me.

891
01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:54.960
We're in the same galaxy. I'll
excuse that we're still in the same

892
01:05:55.119 --> 01:06:00.639
in the milky Way, whatever,
whatever the way, I'm I'm okay with

893
01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:05.440
that. I'm okay with humanoids existing
in across the galaxy. Once we get

894
01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:10.960
into another galaxy that is so inconceivably
far away, and I'm like, man,

895
01:06:11.320 --> 01:06:14.920
how did things get What's gonna go
on over there? Oh? Humanoids?

896
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:20.159
Cool? You know they chose humanoids
right because you won't care about things

897
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:24.000
that aren't humanoid. That's the reason
why they have to be humanoids. But

898
01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:30.000
that won't give anything else. It's
because the el Core. I love the

899
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:38.039
l Core in MASSI Effect. They're
so like not like they're there, They're

900
01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:41.760
like they're almost like elephants. Like
there's so these big creatures that have no

901
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:45.039
emotions and they have to announce to
you how they feel because they have like

902
01:06:45.559 --> 01:06:49.719
with with pleasure. It is nice
to see you again, you know,

903
01:06:49.800 --> 01:06:56.119
and like they they like they're like
those big fucking like they're like these big

904
01:06:56.159 --> 01:07:00.199
they're on the on their on fours, right, yeah, they're they're in

905
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:03.480
the citadel there. Yeah, that's
where you first see it in the side.

906
01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:08.280
They are so fucking funny. I
want to I want to play through

907
01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:12.280
the original Mass Effects again. Do
it. I haven't done it in a

908
01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:14.519
while. I tried the first finish
for the first game, and then I

909
01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:16.679
kind of soft locked myself. I
fucked myself up. I walked into a

910
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.599
door that I walked into, a
door that I shouldn't have and then they

911
01:07:19.639 --> 01:07:23.280
immediately were like your hostile for walking
into this door, and I'm like,

912
01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:26.199
I'm sorry. And then I didn't
have a save, so I like,

913
01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:29.440
I just like, I didn't know
how to fix it, so I just

914
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:31.960
let it go. But I might, I might play through them again.

915
01:07:32.119 --> 01:07:35.519
I really miss I love Mass Effects
so much. Man, it's so good.

916
01:07:35.880 --> 01:07:40.360
I wasted money on buying the legendary
edition because I played through the first

917
01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:44.320
one just because I want to see
the changes. And that's it. And

918
01:07:44.360 --> 01:07:45.519
I'm like, well, I kuld
have waited to do this instead of paying

919
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:49.000
sixty dollars. Yeah, you know
whatever. It sends a message of what

920
01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:51.239
people let me want. You know, you're right, You're right. It

921
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:57.000
should support them, even though even
though you know, I'm kind of yeah,

922
01:07:58.519 --> 01:08:00.480
yeah, I don't. I love
the Alcore are pretty cool. I

923
01:08:00.519 --> 01:08:04.920
don't know, I think, I
don't know. I don't know if it's

924
01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:09.639
that illogical that like some alien would
look somewhat like us, Like I think

925
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:15.400
it's I think it's completely it's a
super stretch. They look anything like us.

926
01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:19.479
Yeah, And well, I'm just
saying in order for me to really

927
01:08:19.520 --> 01:08:23.000
believe that, I would have to
have somebody like, I don't know,

928
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:29.319
Stephen Hawking or somebody like that be
like is this unreasonable? And probably their

929
01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:34.720
expertise. I see, we're we're
here only because of so many random circumstances

930
01:08:34.720 --> 01:08:44.520
happened to this planet, a series
of random extinction level events that's possible to

931
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:48.479
because it's possibly could have possibly happened
to other places the same similar ways.

932
01:08:48.520 --> 01:08:51.920
Just the universe is so vast that
like it could have possibly happened to the

933
01:08:51.960 --> 01:08:58.319
places where they could literally just be
like obstantively, yeah, somewhere else after

934
01:08:58.439 --> 01:09:02.720
a series of simil are free situations. Well, I think the real thing

935
01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:08.039
is, like, is it even
illogical not that there are aliens, but

936
01:09:08.319 --> 01:09:14.039
is it illogical that there are aliens
in the way that there are in science

937
01:09:14.159 --> 01:09:16.279
fiction? Because I think like there's
a big kind of I don't know what

938
01:09:16.439 --> 01:09:18.640
the term for it is. I
think there's a name for this theory,

939
01:09:18.680 --> 01:09:26.359
but there's an idea that like society's
never become spacefaring because before they can,

940
01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:30.359
they destroy themselves. So like there
are probably many, many, many advanced

941
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:36.479
civilizations that have existed and probably will
exist throughout time, but they've never really

942
01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:42.840
gone anywhere because the amount of technology
it would take to do that also kind

943
01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:46.479
of begets the technology to destroy themselves
like nuclear energy and that is and just

944
01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:54.439
spamin and war fi one on one, right, I don't know, create

945
01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:59.239
AI and then they fucking kill everyone, which totally makes which to me makes

946
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:00.479
a lot of sense. It would
make that makes sense as to why we

947
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:04.720
haven't seen anything or have it,
or we haven't gotten really any information about

948
01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:06.840
anything else that exists. It would
make a lot of sense to me that

949
01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:10.680
like, yeah, by the time
we even get the technology to even remotely

950
01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:13.399
do that shit, we probably just
fuck each other up and ruin everything,

951
01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:15.479
or just or just the amount of
resources that you would have to extract from

952
01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:18.560
the world that you're on to even
get to the point that you can go

953
01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:23.319
space faring dooms the planet and then
you're just kind of fucked, Like I

954
01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:27.319
could, I could believe that,
and that would make mass effect in general

955
01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:30.119
impossible. So I think the liberties
taken there are just like, hey,

956
01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:33.279
you know what, let's assume that
that doesn't happen, because what I assume

957
01:10:33.399 --> 01:10:39.199
is this right? What I assume
is that I I don't think that most

958
01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:45.359
species get wiped one hundred percent.
I feel like things don't get reset to

959
01:10:45.479 --> 01:10:47.760
zero first raised races. I think
if that would happen, there would be

960
01:10:47.800 --> 01:10:51.840
something that would just leave beforehand.
Why would you? Why would you assume

961
01:10:51.880 --> 01:10:55.720
that? Why would you? Because
I feel like an a species does intelligent

962
01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:59.199
enough to completely nuke itself, is
also intelligent enough to be, like,

963
01:10:59.239 --> 01:11:01.359
we gotta get the fun here before
there's we're all gone. That's the same

964
01:11:01.399 --> 01:11:04.319
time. I think they I think
they can try, but it's just a

965
01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:09.000
matter of like whether or not they
can succeed and how likely that because like

966
01:11:09.039 --> 01:11:14.079
there's evidence to suggest that Mars has
like evidence of like of an earth like

967
01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:16.880
like the remnants of an earth like
atmosphere, or like the remnants of Earth

968
01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:20.560
like, Like there's there's river beds, there's evidence of like river beds and

969
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:24.880
all this all this stuff and like
microbes and shit and like vegetation that used

970
01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:28.079
to be there, implying that Mars
could have been, like many many many

971
01:11:28.119 --> 01:11:30.560
many many many many many million years
ago, an earth like place with its

972
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:34.000
own kind of ecosystem and its own
like you know civilizations that it's now just

973
01:11:34.079 --> 01:11:40.000
kind of completely gone, which would
imply that everything that's on Mars is completely

974
01:11:40.199 --> 01:11:46.000
fucking gone, like zero now because
they fucking went. I guess off that

975
01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:51.600
I can't. I can't yes or
no, for you know, none of

976
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:56.399
us are smart enough to even really
like we don't. This is it's just

977
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:59.479
possible. I just wish that aliens
looked like aliens. You know, I

978
01:11:59.520 --> 01:12:01.039
want to see alien I want to
throw up after seeing it, be like,

979
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:04.319
dang, that's interesting. Oh see
that's I'd say that's the thing where

980
01:12:05.159 --> 01:12:10.560
it's it's more of it and come
to this. I want to say originally

981
01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:16.840
that I wish that people would try
harder to imagine something that like like say

982
01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:24.199
you and you would probably need you'd
probably need experts to help you in vision.

983
01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:30.159
Okay, how would something look that
that was not carbon based, that

984
01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:34.479
say, that evolved on this type
of setting. How do you think they

985
01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:38.479
could evolve and what would it look
like? Would it would we even be

986
01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:42.399
able to tell that it is actually
a creature like stuff like that? And

987
01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:45.840
to get me to a point where
that actually kind of spooks me and sends

988
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:49.079
a chill down my spine, where
I'm like, oh shit, that what

989
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:53.359
is that? But then they just
choose that gray shit, I'm like,

990
01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:56.920
get the stop, because like,
yeah, okay, what take an argument

991
01:12:57.039 --> 01:13:00.039
something like that could exist with the
amount of fucking space is in the universe.

992
01:13:00.239 --> 01:13:04.640
Yeah, it is totally plausible that
something like that could happen. But

993
01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:09.920
we already know the origins of that
ship, right, there's an It's just

994
01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:13.880
like, say, we know the
origins of like a xenu or something there.

995
01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:16.560
There are people who envision this and
then it took off at a certain

996
01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:23.640
era, like grays weren't a thing
before the like the the with the eighteenth

997
01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:27.720
century and ship like that, Like
yeah, like it's it's so it's just

998
01:13:27.800 --> 01:13:30.359
like that's crazy though. I think
that's fucking insane that they made out they're

999
01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:34.520
like alien isok like this it's like
all right, everybody's and it just took

1000
01:13:34.560 --> 01:13:38.079
off. I mean I get it. Is that that's all you have to

1001
01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:42.439
go off of when people sucked back
then, just just by default, you

1002
01:13:42.479 --> 01:13:45.199
didn't have they didn't have any knowledge, didn't have anything to go off of.

1003
01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:48.720
I do love that story about I
do love that story about how like

1004
01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:56.000
what is it like, how are
our modern idea of ghosts. It's entirely

1005
01:13:57.319 --> 01:14:01.479
like it's it's it's just entirely created
by the original. Like how like how

1006
01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:06.199
projectors used to work, or like
how they actually like had you know like

1007
01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:11.960
that, Like ghosts were never depicted
as like translucent, floating things right until

1008
01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:14.920
like until they started making movies about
him, because that was like the only

1009
01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:19.279
way that they could project them onto
the scene while making sense. It's really

1010
01:14:19.319 --> 01:14:26.000
fucking weird. You're here but you're
not. It's insane. It's insane.

1011
01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:29.399
And think about that too, and
think about like how ghosts and like other

1012
01:14:29.720 --> 01:14:33.920
other cultures, like Christianity's depiction of
like spirits and other pictures of spirits is

1013
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:41.039
like Pagans and Christianity is so like
negative, but like everywhere else is like

1014
01:14:41.279 --> 01:14:45.520
super positive. Like the ghosts are
like nice, like all your ancesters are

1015
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:49.119
like looking after you and they care
about you, and they're sticking around to

1016
01:14:49.199 --> 01:14:57.479
help you make better decisions. And
it's like, no, hell, that's

1017
01:14:57.479 --> 01:14:59.720
the Hary that's the Harry Potter approach
to ghosts, where it's just like,

1018
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:04.880
hey, what's up. Yeah,
yeah, because it wasn't. I don't

1019
01:15:04.960 --> 01:15:11.279
think the people like the Pagans that
had beliefs back in the day, it

1020
01:15:11.479 --> 01:15:17.079
wasn't. It was just a thing
that that kind of developed naturally to explain

1021
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:21.560
some stuff. Where then as modern
day religions were once people started getting more

1022
01:15:21.640 --> 01:15:28.359
crafty, it was used as a
tool to control people. The reason why,

1023
01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:31.399
like hell and torture and certain things
and why killing yourself you're gonna go

1024
01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:34.800
to hell? Why those things are
even a thing in the first place.

1025
01:15:34.880 --> 01:15:41.119
It's rules to control people. It's
so fun, it's so obvious when you

1026
01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:44.159
like look into it's like why else
would you do that? Why else would

1027
01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:46.119
why else would any of that shit
make any sense? Like you can't do

1028
01:15:46.239 --> 01:15:50.119
this ship or you're going to hell? Or like what why why would a

1029
01:15:50.159 --> 01:15:57.439
benevolent entity ever do something like this? They're fuck they're fucking tyrant. They're

1030
01:15:57.479 --> 01:16:00.000
an absolute, fucking mad man authority, And to be mean to me for

1031
01:16:00.119 --> 01:16:03.319
no reason? Why with man's And
it's like, oh, I get what's

1032
01:16:03.399 --> 01:16:06.560
happening. I get it, but
don't don't, don't piss on me and

1033
01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:11.880
tell me it's come Come on,
dude, come on, come on me

1034
01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:16.119
already, come on, come on, come come in my face and in

1035
01:16:16.199 --> 01:16:27.920
my face right now. I want
to ask you guys a question just ahead

1036
01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:32.840
of my own curiosity. Yeah,
where do you guys stand on like cold

1037
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:43.520
pizza and like cold chicken. Cold
chicken with sauce is delicious. Cold it

1038
01:16:43.680 --> 01:16:48.359
is fake pizzas decent. Cold real
pizza sucks. That's exactly my stance.

1039
01:16:49.479 --> 01:16:54.600
It's it's the Yeah, the better
the ingredients. Yeah, the worst it

1040
01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:59.199
is when it's cold. That is
that is absolutely true. But since I'm

1041
01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:00.479
gonna look, that used to be
my ship when I was a kid.

1042
01:17:01.079 --> 01:17:05.920
But now that I'm an adult that
enjoys things a little bit finer. Uh,

1043
01:17:06.159 --> 01:17:11.239
even I I will take the time
to toaster of in a pizza or

1044
01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:16.119
something because it's a pizza. Yeah, pizza needs to be hot. I

1045
01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:18.760
think, Yeah, it's just better. So it's like when I was a

1046
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:23.600
kid, I love the the you
get up and waste no time eating.

1047
01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:28.039
That was kind of like the point
of being a kid sometimes just grabbing a

1048
01:17:28.119 --> 01:17:30.760
craft single slice, grabbing the pizza
from the box out of like it just

1049
01:17:31.159 --> 01:17:34.279
and then go play. Like that
was as an adult, like that's not

1050
01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:38.560
like it's you know, even when
I make a sandwich, I like to

1051
01:17:38.600 --> 01:17:41.399
toast the bread. It's just better. It's just better when you butter and

1052
01:17:41.479 --> 01:17:48.119
toast the bad toast me over the
turkeys. Honestly, I'm still I'm still

1053
01:17:48.159 --> 01:17:51.239
kind of big on cold sandwiches.
I don't normally toast the bread unless it's

1054
01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:55.079
like a very specific time Sanich,
But I'm a fan of cold sandwiches too,

1055
01:17:55.199 --> 01:17:58.159
Like, don't give me cold cuts
the ship, but it's the bread

1056
01:17:58.199 --> 01:18:01.239
which is good. But I'm toasted. One is god a toasted. Like,

1057
01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:04.199
if you get like a French,
go to Albertsons every everyone, if

1058
01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:08.239
there's an Albertsons in the area,
get the French bed from Albertson's. Butter

1059
01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:12.079
that ship and toast it. I
could survive off of that. I could

1060
01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:14.479
be a peasant and live off of
that for the rest of my life.

1061
01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:17.720
It's one of the best tasting.
Yeah, just be like, because you

1062
01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:20.520
know, all you can do afford
is bread. Yeah, but I would

1063
01:18:20.520 --> 01:18:25.920
be I'd be okay with that,
yeah, of course. Yeah. Chicken

1064
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.399
is the one where I'm like,
look, I love I love I love

1065
01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:32.399
hot chicken, man like I love
it. Yeah, but I've definitely I

1066
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:36.159
have no issue ordering ordering chicken,
eating some of it, being like I'm

1067
01:18:36.159 --> 01:18:39.600
gonna save the rest for later.
I put it in the fridge and then

1068
01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:41.840
when I want it later, I'm
just I'm eating it out of the fridge.

1069
01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:46.039
Us. I really do not chicken, for whatever reason, does not

1070
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:49.520
need to be hot at all for
me. Obviously, initially, I'm not

1071
01:18:49.560 --> 01:18:53.960
gonna order cold chicken like a psycho
would be insane. It's like, hey,

1072
01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:55.920
man, I want you. I
want you to make me some chicken,

1073
01:18:55.960 --> 01:18:57.560
but make sure it's cold by the
time it gets here. No,

1074
01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:01.640
I want to be fucking freezing.
But that ship in the freezer. Yeah,

1075
01:19:02.079 --> 01:19:05.279
for that shit in the freezer for
ten minutes and then send it my

1076
01:19:05.399 --> 01:19:14.680
way for me. For me,
it needs to have sauce. Chicken would

1077
01:19:14.920 --> 01:19:18.920
sauce. I think that depends on
the chicken. Most chicken apps of fucking

1078
01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:25.039
lutely, but gusses right out of
the fridge is for some reasons. I

1079
01:19:25.079 --> 01:19:29.560
don't know what they do. But
it's still juicy somehow when it's when it's

1080
01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:31.520
in the fridge, even for like
a full fucking day. That's not what

1081
01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:35.039
they're doing that's concerned. I don't
care, man, don't I don't know.

1082
01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:38.159
It doesn't have time to make it
to the fridge. For me,

1083
01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:42.319
it's kind of like, you know, that's a good point. Though most

1084
01:19:42.359 --> 01:19:45.319
of my fried chicken never makes it
into the fridge. It is, well,

1085
01:19:45.399 --> 01:19:47.880
I specifically, I specifically save it
for late. I specifically eat some

1086
01:19:47.960 --> 01:19:49.840
of it now, and then I'll
save it for LA because then later I

1087
01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:51.600
don't have to order a whole new
thing, or I don't have to cook,

1088
01:19:51.640 --> 01:19:55.039
or I don't have to eat.
Yeah, you can also order more

1089
01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:57.840
than you normally would. That's actually
a good plan. That's what I do.

1090
01:19:58.039 --> 01:20:00.760
Yeah, that's what that's. Yeah, that's basically what I plan ahead.

1091
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:02.159
I order more than I can eat
for a meal, and I save

1092
01:20:02.199 --> 01:20:05.680
the rest for later because it's so
that makes sense. But that makes sense,

1093
01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:09.359
all right, let's see, let's
get a few more in here.

1094
01:20:10.159 --> 01:20:15.880
Uh kid, kid Cuddy, I'm
on the pursuit of fat penis, and

1095
01:20:15.960 --> 01:20:20.720
I know everything that's long ain't always
gonna be throbbing, wrote and he says,

1096
01:20:21.119 --> 01:20:27.760
hello, quacamole and past phoenus.
Just not sorry, I'm sorry,

1097
01:20:28.159 --> 01:20:31.960
hold on, I'm sorry. What
was Yeah? Like, is it supposed

1098
01:20:31.960 --> 01:20:36.760
to be? Is it supposed to
be? Like? Okay, okay,

1099
01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:45.000
no, I'm not I'm not gonna
hit a suit of fat penis. Is

1100
01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:50.680
gonna be swollen, but I'll be
by. I'll be by. I like,

1101
01:20:53.920 --> 01:20:59.000
right, that was actually brilliant.
Yeah, I'm gonna have a talent.

1102
01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:01.359
Is the so wasted? What it
is a waste of a town?

1103
01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:04.880
That was brilliant. Actually, he
wrote in he said, did you guys

1104
01:21:04.920 --> 01:21:09.880
hear that Keith David is in has
been Hotel? Yes? I did hear

1105
01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:14.399
this. It was fascinating about this
is that? And I love this.

1106
01:21:14.600 --> 01:21:19.800
I love that this is true.
Our friend Mick voices the character in the

1107
01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:25.800
pilot that Keith David is voicing in
the in the full proper A twenty four

1108
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:30.479
version of the show. So our
friend got replaced by Keith David. That's

1109
01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:33.439
pretty crazy, and that's fucking so
sick. Like I was telling him,

1110
01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:35.399
I was like, dude, I
would be so I would I would be

1111
01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:39.720
so excited to be replaced by Keith
David because that means you're just in your

1112
01:21:39.880 --> 01:21:44.520
linked now, like you're you're linked
to this guy. We met him,

1113
01:21:45.720 --> 01:21:49.079
You met Keith David, Yeah,
me, Smoky, Mick, we all

1114
01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:51.399
met him. Oh yeah, that's
right, that's right. Yeah, that

1115
01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:56.039
was I had to not talk because
I was gonna cry. Yeah, yeah,

1116
01:21:56.039 --> 01:21:59.600
that was that was the comic con
right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1117
01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:04.279
because I remember I got that that
birthday message from from Keith David Smokey

1118
01:22:04.279 --> 01:22:06.000
sent it to me. I was
like, this is sick. I can't

1119
01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:10.399
believe this is I can't believe this
is real. But oh wow, that's

1120
01:22:10.439 --> 01:22:13.840
crazy. He's the goat man.
The fact that he's a real person is

1121
01:22:13.880 --> 01:22:18.039
insane to me. Sometimes, Yeah, it really doesn't. It doesn't make

1122
01:22:18.279 --> 01:22:21.319
He's still going so strong too.
If we lose the dude, the day

1123
01:22:21.359 --> 01:22:24.520
we lose him as a damn to
really be, I'm gonna have to like,

1124
01:22:24.760 --> 01:22:28.279
really, I don't even put that
energy out here. Man, kill

1125
01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:38.720
you I'll kill you. Don't even
I'll kill you dead. That's so sick.

1126
01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:42.159
I'll that ship that I never want
to discuss. Man, not there's

1127
01:22:42.159 --> 01:22:45.359
certain people you don't want to discuss
with the energy out there. Just just

1128
01:22:45.520 --> 01:22:49.399
let the cards lies they may man
or however you say that fucking whatever.

1129
01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:55.319
Yeah, Bruce the genetic Jackhammer Rando, He says, Hey, role models,

1130
01:22:55.520 --> 01:22:58.199
I agree, it's a terrible idea
to bring bring in fans to have

1131
01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:00.319
on the podcast, But when it
comes to other content creators, what's the

1132
01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:02.720
bar? Do you have to know? Them, do they need a certain

1133
01:23:02.720 --> 01:23:06.119
a certain amount of subscribers. Unrelated, my podcast has sixty views, and

1134
01:23:06.159 --> 01:23:11.000
I have to subscribers. It's not
about I wouldn't even say it's about subscriber

1135
01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:13.800
ver. I do think knowing them
is kind of important, at least a

1136
01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:17.880
little bit, Like I wouldn't want
to we've we I have definitely had,

1137
01:23:17.960 --> 01:23:21.199
we've I feel like we've had people
on the podcast that I've never spoken to

1138
01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:26.319
before. But I feel I don't
know that for sure. Well, I

1139
01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:29.600
mean but that I feel like there's
a normal right, I feel like there's

1140
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:32.000
at least one person right, No, way, I don't actually know.

1141
01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:35.600
I don't actually know off the top
of my head, Like what our guest

1142
01:23:35.680 --> 01:23:41.600
list is. There's not many.
It's been it's not many. If it's

1143
01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:49.039
been a Hunter, it's been Meet
Canyon, it's been Elvis Lyle, Yeah,

1144
01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:55.000
Leon Leon Leon, Yeah, I
guess maybe not. I don't know

1145
01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.680
knowing them is. Knowing them is
kind of important. I wouldn't say suscriber

1146
01:23:57.760 --> 01:23:59.880
count is important, Like if we
knew somebody that we thought was funny,

1147
01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:03.399
Like I mean, we had Gabby
on the podcast, you know, yeah,

1148
01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:06.880
when when Derek was sick that one
time, and it was just you

1149
01:24:06.960 --> 01:24:10.000
know, we knew her and we
get along well with her, and she's

1150
01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:12.840
funny, so like it's it's really
just a matter of like do we know

1151
01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:15.520
them, do we think that they
could have a good time on do we

1152
01:24:15.600 --> 01:24:18.479
think The main thing for me is
like do I think they would have a

1153
01:24:18.520 --> 01:24:21.399
good time on the podcast? Because
it is a very specific like you can't

1154
01:24:21.399 --> 01:24:28.199
get like a buttoned up guy.
You can't get like lex Friedman on Stark

1155
01:24:28.600 --> 01:24:31.800
liked that's not going to work at
all. But there's a part of me

1156
01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:34.319
that would want to get on him
because I want to antagonize him in a

1157
01:24:34.359 --> 01:24:38.960
way that like I want to ask
him the worst shit possible to try to

1158
01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:45.199
get him to not be he he
is. He is the personification of neutral.

1159
01:24:45.119 --> 01:24:48.880
Like I've never heard him emote ever. I want to ask him what.

1160
01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:57.920
I want to ask him what cardboard
he based his personality on. Yeah,

1161
01:24:58.600 --> 01:25:00.920
you a boring person. I think
I've ever said like it it really

1162
01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:04.840
it really honestly, Like when I
heard like there were so many people talking

1163
01:25:04.840 --> 01:25:09.600
about like Friedman's show, Uh yeah, A couple, a couple I think

1164
01:25:09.640 --> 01:25:12.039
maybe like last year sometime I don't
remember, there was a thing where he

1165
01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:14.560
interviewed Todd Howard or something, and
that was like kind of like big in

1166
01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:17.359
the gaming sphere because I was like
weird and I was like, oh interesting,

1167
01:25:18.359 --> 01:25:21.199
Uh, this is like a big
show. Let me go, let

1168
01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:27.720
me go see what this is about. And I've never seen a more he's

1169
01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:31.479
like that the fucking l L Rocks
or whatever. El Cores. He's like

1170
01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:38.279
the fucking el cores and messaging like
he has has no emotion in his soul

1171
01:25:39.399 --> 01:25:44.119
like this, I've never seen somebody
who's more of an automaton than this guy.

1172
01:25:44.520 --> 01:25:46.159
Like I've never seen him laugh,
I've never seen him smile. Granted

1173
01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:49.680
I'm not like a big consumer of
the show, so like maybe that does

1174
01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:53.359
happen, and maybe I'm just seeing
I've seen enough samples of it, but

1175
01:25:53.760 --> 01:25:58.079
I've seen imagine, Yeah, like
he's not there. I've seen him smile.

1176
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:01.279
But like even that, even this, like how do you how do

1177
01:26:01.359 --> 01:26:04.079
you smile? Lane? Like how
do you like? How do you like?

1178
01:26:05.039 --> 01:26:08.880
Like how do you have no emotion? When it doesn't make sense to

1179
01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:12.319
me, Like it's it's like a
fake smile like Rhonda Sante's or something.

1180
01:26:12.359 --> 01:26:15.239
When you see him smile. But
it's like it's like a genuine smile.

1181
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:18.439
You're like, bro, what how
are people? How does he have such

1182
01:26:18.520 --> 01:26:21.359
a large platform? I know he's
been on Joe Rogan multiple times, so

1183
01:26:21.840 --> 01:26:25.800
that makes sense. But he's he's
very accomplished, he's very easy. He's

1184
01:26:25.800 --> 01:26:28.840
a great guitarist. I've actually seen
Hi play guitar. He's actually really good

1185
01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:31.600
at it. He's very good at
what he does with all of his knowledge

1186
01:26:31.600 --> 01:26:36.560
and shit. But damn, even
that fucking interview, and like it's clear

1187
01:26:36.640 --> 01:26:41.640
that he's not really a Bethesda fan
but a Skyrim fan. And it's kind

1188
01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:45.760
of like it's one of those things
where I'm like, well, get the

1189
01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:47.359
fuck out here, dude, you're
the wrong person to conduct this. You

1190
01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:51.239
know, I remember that feeling so
weird. It was just like you,

1191
01:26:51.479 --> 01:26:57.199
this does not fit at all,
Like what's happening here? Yeah? That's

1192
01:26:57.199 --> 01:27:00.880
what? Because that that's what Who
came on? Who came on Joe Rogan's

1193
01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:08.119
podcast to talk about Doom? When
the only reason John was it? John

1194
01:27:08.920 --> 01:27:13.680
was it? Carmack? But let
me look it up. Yeah, keep

1195
01:27:13.680 --> 01:27:16.600
talking, I'll look it up because
I just remember Joe. The only reason

1196
01:27:16.640 --> 01:27:24.760
I think this even happened is because
Joe was obsessed with Quake Arena way back

1197
01:27:24.800 --> 01:27:28.319
in the day, like when had
Quake Krena came out that came out in

1198
01:27:28.399 --> 01:27:30.960
like fucking what two thousand and two
or two that I can't even remember.

1199
01:27:31.520 --> 01:27:34.720
He was obsessed with that. So
then for some reason, all these Joe

1200
01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:39.840
could not give a flying fuck about
any of the latest run of Doom or

1201
01:27:39.920 --> 01:27:43.560
anything that was happening. So it
was the most awkward fucking podcast ever.

1202
01:27:43.760 --> 01:27:46.000
Yeah, Joe, John Carmack.
It was John Carmack, who is a

1203
01:27:46.359 --> 01:27:49.880
game design genius, but like,
yeah, him him being on, being

1204
01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:56.079
on, Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan
only being a fan of Quake fucking three

1205
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:59.880
arenas crazy. That's like if if
we had, like if I did a

1206
01:28:00.039 --> 01:28:04.279
solo episode of the show and I
had like the head of like Bungee on

1207
01:28:05.319 --> 01:28:12.680
but like I only cared about Myth
to Soul Blighter from nineteen ninety six,

1208
01:28:13.399 --> 01:28:15.880
that's man. I was like,
man, how did you make how did

1209
01:28:15.880 --> 01:28:19.239
you guys make myth? How did
you guys make myth? Too? Was

1210
01:28:19.279 --> 01:28:25.600
it? And just no Halo questions, no Destiny questions at all, Like

1211
01:28:25.720 --> 01:28:31.760
that's so crazy to have John Carmack
on your podcast and not care about due

1212
01:28:32.239 --> 01:28:39.560
why even at that point, it's
it's it's baffling, it's it's baffling.

1213
01:28:40.239 --> 01:28:45.760
You want to get once mentioned Halo? You never want mentioned Halo never a

1214
01:28:46.159 --> 01:28:49.960
single time you mentioned it, And
it's like, damn, bro, dude,

1215
01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:54.119
people would lose their fucking mind,
which actually, I mean, when

1216
01:28:54.159 --> 01:28:56.239
you think about it, would be
funny like if you did if you do

1217
01:28:56.399 --> 01:28:59.119
that funny, if if you did
that on purpose, that would be really

1218
01:28:59.159 --> 01:29:01.239
fucking funny. Is not. Yeah, yeah, but there's no. You

1219
01:29:01.279 --> 01:29:03.640
didn't ask about Doom on purpose,
you know what I mean? Like he

1220
01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:08.560
just don't care. He didn't give
a fuck, Like he didn't even play

1221
01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:11.800
that's the funny thing. He didn't
even play O G. Doom, which

1222
01:29:11.880 --> 01:29:15.439
is like, bro, what the
what do you do? Why is this

1223
01:29:15.600 --> 01:29:18.840
happening? You just this is a
little moment in time. He got obsessed

1224
01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:24.680
with Quake, and which was also
like the there are so many things better

1225
01:29:24.720 --> 01:29:28.079
than Quake. It's like, dude, what the fuck? Joe? I

1226
01:29:28.239 --> 01:29:30.920
like Quake? Would I like?
I like Quake? But like, dude,

1227
01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:32.279
like it's so weird for that to
be that to be your favorite,

1228
01:29:32.319 --> 01:29:36.800
Like you you played Quake loved it, and what that you weren't curious at

1229
01:29:36.840 --> 01:29:40.720
all about what else the studio was
doing at all, Like you didn't.

1230
01:29:42.279 --> 01:29:45.800
That's so weird. That's like that
because like when I when I found out

1231
01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:46.560
that, like when I played Skyrim
and I was like, oh my god,

1232
01:29:46.640 --> 01:29:50.760
I love this, I immediately was
like, all right, well I

1233
01:29:50.840 --> 01:29:55.399
played fall three a little bit a
while back, and I didn't really get

1234
01:29:55.439 --> 01:29:58.039
it. I didn't really understand what
it was trying to do. I think

1235
01:29:58.039 --> 01:30:00.119
I get it now. I get
what Bethessa is doing. Let me go

1236
01:30:00.319 --> 01:30:03.760
and see what that is. And
I love Fallout three? How do you

1237
01:30:03.880 --> 01:30:10.760
not? So I don't understand.
I don't understand the mental like with like

1238
01:30:10.880 --> 01:30:13.640
the the track that you'd have to
be on to be like wow, this

1239
01:30:13.800 --> 01:30:21.000
is great, but just just immediately
walk away, immediately, just be like

1240
01:30:21.039 --> 01:30:29.640
all right bye, like crazy the
podcast, but yeah, it's crazy.

1241
01:30:30.319 --> 01:30:31.239
And then I want to go back, and no, I don't want to

1242
01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:32.840
go back and listen. I was
gonna say, but I'm like, know,

1243
01:30:32.880 --> 01:30:34.640
what do I want to do?
I'm kind of curious. I got

1244
01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:39.800
it. I might listen to it, uh, because it's I don't know,

1245
01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:43.399
it really is insane Shankster parton is
what is all this a? Right?

1246
01:30:43.479 --> 01:30:48.279
Let me find let me find one
more question? Is raining so hard?

1247
01:30:48.319 --> 01:30:51.000
In CALLI right now? Dude?
Yeah? I hate it. I

1248
01:30:51.399 --> 01:30:54.600
hate I swear to God. If
it rains when I come next, we're

1249
01:30:54.600 --> 01:30:59.560
gonna be pissed. This is the
rain probably, let's looks, let's see

1250
01:30:59.600 --> 01:31:03.880
the weather. When are you coming
there? Wednesday? I think you'll be

1251
01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:09.119
here Wednesday. Yeah, this is
when I head over to You're coming Chris

1252
01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:16.279
to the what? I think it's
a weekend over there? Yeah, m

1253
01:31:16.479 --> 01:31:21.560
m yeah, I'll come, I'll
come, ben. I mean, can't

1254
01:31:21.560 --> 01:31:25.720
wait to get some real Mexican food
again. Oh my god, dude,

1255
01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:29.880
those burritos were crazy. Dude,
Yeah, those are there. They're so

1256
01:31:30.079 --> 01:31:35.039
fucking obnoxious. They're so good.
The hell am I gonna You're not gonna

1257
01:31:35.039 --> 01:31:39.960
fit? Like, look, that's
dope, great novelty, but I'm like,

1258
01:31:40.159 --> 01:31:43.239
I want something a little bit smaller, sir, I'm not gonna fit

1259
01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:45.800
for me. I realized, So
I'm I realized I'm actually allergic to avocado,

1260
01:31:45.920 --> 01:31:50.439
like for real, like actually I
realized that. I can't believe it.

1261
01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:55.960
So I was like eating one of
the burritos and I took a bite

1262
01:31:55.960 --> 01:32:00.479
out of it, and I was
like, this tastes funny, because this

1263
01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:03.079
alvahado and general just tastes funny to
me. And then my tongue started itching

1264
01:32:03.079 --> 01:32:09.520
immediately, and I was like,
oh, fuck, fuck me. You

1265
01:32:09.640 --> 01:32:13.640
know what time it is. I
know what time it is. It is

1266
01:32:14.279 --> 01:32:17.600
fucking EpiPen times. So I just
took I'm not I'm not violently allerged,

1267
01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:20.119
thank god. I'm not like a
seriously reaction. I just have like my

1268
01:32:20.199 --> 01:32:24.720
tongue starts itching and I get sick. I mean I get sick, like

1269
01:32:24.800 --> 01:32:28.359
I have to throw up, but
my throat doesn't close. Thank god.

1270
01:32:29.680 --> 01:32:33.800
Imagine dying avocado kind of pushing me. What kind of fucking idiot dude?

1271
01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:36.640
Yeah, it would be funny.
I would start kicking you a little bit.

1272
01:32:38.159 --> 01:32:40.159
That's wild. Kick me in ahead
as hard as you can. If

1273
01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:45.640
I die from my avocado, kick
me in ahead as hard as you can.

1274
01:32:45.720 --> 01:32:47.399
Bro, try to kick my head
off my body. I got a

1275
01:32:47.439 --> 01:32:50.439
good I got a good final.
I got a good final. Question,

1276
01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:57.479
let's do it. Why the fuck
are there two? Episode? Patreon?

1277
01:32:57.880 --> 01:33:01.319
The fuck what there are? I
don't know? Maybe maybe we gotta fix

1278
01:33:01.359 --> 01:33:05.039
that. I don't know whatever anyway, Evil Swen be like, I'm skinny

1279
01:33:05.119 --> 01:33:11.880
Rode and he says, Hey,
they're mydees. Geez, bro, people

1280
01:33:11.920 --> 01:33:15.199
are meaning. These fucking people are
mean. Man, these guys are sucking.

1281
01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:19.520
These guys are assholes. I'm glad
you're all homeless. Yeah, you

1282
01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:21.800
guys going. They've been coming after
me sometimes. I'm like, Yo,

1283
01:33:21.880 --> 01:33:25.680
what is your damage, dude?
Like, there's been a couple of a

1284
01:33:25.840 --> 01:33:30.760
couple of names in here there shot
you. I don't know, man,

1285
01:33:30.920 --> 01:33:32.600
they're just mad that I'm thriving and
they're not. Dude, it's crazy.

1286
01:33:33.319 --> 01:33:36.399
Yeah, they're homeless as man,
they're homeless. You can't eat bro,

1287
01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:45.199
fuck so mean city pussies. Man, you can't eat bro. You're fucking

1288
01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:48.119
struggling. Bro, you don't you
have no security, dude, that's crazy.

1289
01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:50.000
What do you have for that's crazy? What do you have them for

1290
01:33:50.039 --> 01:33:57.079
dinner tonight? Your lips's crazy?
Go catch rain water in a tin?

1291
01:33:57.239 --> 01:34:06.640
Canny fucking bumm die holy shit?
All right, He says. If a

1292
01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:11.399
movie studio said that they would fund, produced and not censor only one of

1293
01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:15.600
the movies that you've made in your
extra ammos, which one would you pick?

1294
01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:19.520
I'd want the racist mask. I'd
really want the racist matter because of

1295
01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:24.079
the fact that it could be so
racist and they'd have to make it,

1296
01:34:24.159 --> 01:34:27.800
and it would make it would make
it to a theater and people would see

1297
01:34:27.880 --> 01:34:31.319
that, they would see that level
of bigotry in comedy. But I know

1298
01:34:32.079 --> 01:34:42.039
that, I know that Independence Day
would be the best one. Go look

1299
01:34:42.079 --> 01:34:45.359
at the thumbnail closely. When I
released it for free feeds. I want

1300
01:34:45.439 --> 01:34:50.600
that to be the poster. It's
so I made it. I made it

1301
01:34:50.680 --> 01:34:56.079
this ship. If you look closely, it is the worst photoshop that I

1302
01:34:56.119 --> 01:35:00.560
could possibly try to do. I'm
so happy with it. I'm so happy

1303
01:35:00.600 --> 01:35:04.039
with It's so bad, and I
want that as the movie poster. Like

1304
01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:09.840
it. What I love about it. It says nothing, nothing about it

1305
01:35:10.039 --> 01:35:17.399
says Independence Day. You just see, Yeah, it is. It is

1306
01:35:17.600 --> 01:35:26.279
there. It's ship, Uncle fill
in the long boat. It's well,

1307
01:35:26.560 --> 01:35:30.840
it's so it is messy, but
I I shopped in the way, like

1308
01:35:30.039 --> 01:35:33.720
you know how you fucking layer some
ship so you can do I'm like layered.

1309
01:35:33.800 --> 01:35:39.039
It's so shitty like to it's I
love it. I just I was

1310
01:35:39.079 --> 01:35:41.399
gonna do it real at first,
but then when I started you know,

1311
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:43.119
gears start turning. I'm like,
no, no, no, there's way

1312
01:35:43.159 --> 01:35:46.000
better. There's way better. When
it looks the thumbnail is so fucked everything

1313
01:35:46.039 --> 01:35:51.239
about it is fucked up. I
love it. Uh, it's so good.

1314
01:35:53.399 --> 01:35:56.640
Yeah, I don't know, man, the I would say Independence said

1315
01:35:56.640 --> 01:35:59.560
to you, I have a song. I really I I am really biased

1316
01:35:59.560 --> 01:36:03.560
towards that your movie, just because
there are certain things about that movie that

1317
01:36:04.039 --> 01:36:09.960
there's certain twists in the writing of
that movie during that extra AMMO is specifically,

1318
01:36:10.079 --> 01:36:12.239
and I don't want to spoil it
because I think it's so much of

1319
01:36:12.319 --> 01:36:17.359
it is so fun, but where
like the platform that that movie ends up

1320
01:36:17.479 --> 01:36:21.319
on is so fucking hilarious, and
I would love to see it. But

1321
01:36:21.399 --> 01:36:25.760
I do think I do think Independence
has to be the one, Like I

1322
01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:29.760
just I feel like it's got the
strongest twist. I love that twist.

1323
01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:34.159
I love I love the absurdity of
it's fun. If you haven't seen,

1324
01:36:34.199 --> 01:36:36.840
if you haven't seen the extra ammo
where we do Independence say it's free for

1325
01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:41.000
everybody? We we kind of yeah, honestly, yeah, we put it

1326
01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:43.760
on free everybody else got it way
way, way, way, way later.

1327
01:36:43.920 --> 01:36:49.760
But yeah, look, this is
this is the only piece of snart

1328
01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:58.239
tank media that I actually re listen
to all the way through. Like everything

1329
01:36:58.319 --> 01:37:00.359
else is kind of like oh yeah, like I remember this and that,

1330
01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:05.760
like pastic editing. This was before
I actually put it up for the free

1331
01:37:05.800 --> 01:37:09.800
feed. I listened to the entire
thing and I was like, this is

1332
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:14.159
I listened to it. It is
great. It's pretty perfect. Yeah,

1333
01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:18.159
I think it's video, but it
is funny. It is very funny.

1334
01:37:20.279 --> 01:37:24.600
Do you guys see that Cat Dennings? Do you see the cat Denny's got

1335
01:37:24.640 --> 01:37:29.399
married? That is the funk out
of here? Catennings is Are you kidding?

1336
01:37:29.720 --> 01:37:31.399
Of course you do. We we
talked about her on the podcast.

1337
01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:38.680
Yeah, I don't remember. Just
insane. Did you hit your head?

1338
01:37:39.439 --> 01:37:49.880
This guy's he falls asleep. Oh
the fucking the milker, Yeah, the

1339
01:37:50.039 --> 01:37:54.119
juicer dude. She got some heavy
she has some heavies. Man. Yeah.

1340
01:37:54.159 --> 01:37:59.720
Now they're married, so now irrelevant. Just because there's a goalie doesn't

1341
01:37:59.760 --> 01:38:04.960
mean you can't score a right.
She got she got married, crazy cheating

1342
01:38:05.039 --> 01:38:11.880
analogy, You still score, bro. She has a husband. I have

1343
01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:18.119
a math test. Things to cheat
on, bro. Alright, let's go.

1344
01:38:19.119 --> 01:38:26.680
She got married. But he's like
Chris and since she got married to

1345
01:38:26.680 --> 01:38:29.720
Andrew w K. That's so weird. Oh I heard that note. I

1346
01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:32.359
did hear that. I thought I
thought I didn't know it was them too.

1347
01:38:32.439 --> 01:38:36.800
I thought interesting, I thought I
thought it was somebody else, because

1348
01:38:36.800 --> 01:38:39.880
I remember hearing Andrew w K got
married. I didn't know it was Kat

1349
01:38:39.960 --> 01:38:43.800
Dinnings. That's crazy. That is
so fucking odd. How the hell did

1350
01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:46.600
they meet? Yeah, that's so
weird. That's a weird. And does

1351
01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:53.079
Andrew w K? Has he made
anything past that party hard song? No

1352
01:38:53.199 --> 01:38:59.159
way that got the bodies. I
just hear that song. He didn't he

1353
01:38:59.199 --> 01:39:03.479
did make that song. Uh,
my name's Andrew, My name's Andrew.

1354
01:39:03.760 --> 01:39:08.600
Be my friend. That he's forty
four, he's gonna he's kind of old.

1355
01:39:09.479 --> 01:39:14.119
I don't how old. And then
he is thirty, he's probably thirty.

1356
01:39:15.119 --> 01:39:17.960
She's probably my age. She's thirty
seven. Oh, a couple of

1357
01:39:18.159 --> 01:39:23.600
older. Yeah, yeah, I
mean that that's gets the penis started.

1358
01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:31.920
Yeah, she's that's gonna be a
for us today. Heavyes Bro is heavy

1359
01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:34.520
New Year, all that fucking jazz. We're gonna read the twenty five dollars

1360
01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:41.800
patrons now over at Patreonic con Tank. If you if you should do celebrity

1361
01:39:41.880 --> 01:39:48.159
tis. I'm down AOC solid beat
tier, solid beat all right, yeah

1362
01:39:48.199 --> 01:39:55.039
yeah, Fun's that's a great come
on is pretty good. I gotta say,

1363
01:39:55.560 --> 01:39:59.159
you guys can do it. No, you're definitely gonna you do it.

1364
01:39:59.239 --> 01:40:04.279
We're both pretty much married. You're
pushing back is absolutely why you're gonna

1365
01:40:04.319 --> 01:40:06.720
do it. If you're indifferent,
I'd be like, I don't want to

1366
01:40:06.760 --> 01:40:10.199
do it. But you're like,
oh no, I'm like, oh no,

1367
01:40:10.439 --> 01:40:15.640
I definitely hear doing it respectful.
You don't have to be disrespectful about

1368
01:40:15.640 --> 01:40:19.359
it. You can be very respectable
about it. There's no I would have

1369
01:40:19.479 --> 01:40:29.319
literally would join us agree those are
pretty if dude, Gomez is solid a

1370
01:40:29.680 --> 01:40:35.600
it depends. It depends post post
loopis Flaplena Gomez because because look look look

1371
01:40:35.720 --> 01:40:41.640
look look she get cause she because
with loop is my mom died from it.

1372
01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:45.880
You gain, you lose weight very
rapidly post the game. The weight

1373
01:40:46.000 --> 01:40:50.600
gain, she had some, she
had some melons on her body. Bro,

1374
01:40:50.720 --> 01:41:00.279
you gotta be real, you gotta
be real. Okay, she got

1375
01:41:00.319 --> 01:41:08.439
them. She got damn loopis titties
because because you gain way and you drop

1376
01:41:08.479 --> 01:41:12.079
weight so heavy and for her when
she gains that weight, bro, it's

1377
01:41:12.279 --> 01:41:15.800
all right here, it's all right
there. It's a little bit in her

1378
01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:18.880
face. And if have you seen
only murders in the murders in the building.

1379
01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:23.359
What the are you talking here about? Now? The show she's on

1380
01:41:23.479 --> 01:41:26.920
with you with? Uh? Marcus
Short? Is that his name? I

1381
01:41:26.960 --> 01:41:30.760
don't know, man, I literally
don't know anything about her pastor tits,

1382
01:41:30.159 --> 01:41:41.680
I don't know anything. It's the
guy from from Both Finger Nigga. I'm

1383
01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:45.880
thinking of Steve. It's her,
Steve Martin and Marcus Short. I think,

1384
01:41:46.920 --> 01:41:51.119
really good show. Mm hmm,
Steve Mark weird. You had a

1385
01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:55.920
weird you had a weird accent twinge
at the end of that there, what

1386
01:41:56.119 --> 01:42:00.960
really good show, Really good show
show. Steve Martin's still the fucking yeah,

1387
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:03.880
he's still very alive. Steve Martin
is still alive yet, dude,

1388
01:42:03.920 --> 01:42:11.079
he looks like since fucking nineties.
Yeah, he's Larry. It's like Larry,

1389
01:42:11.760 --> 01:42:13.800
He's like, holy shit, he's
still like. It's crazy to me

1390
01:42:13.880 --> 01:42:16.800
that that's the last last season a
Cariby Enthusiasms coming out in February, last

1391
01:42:16.840 --> 01:42:23.359
one. It's crazy because Larry David
is actually really old now like before he

1392
01:42:23.520 --> 01:42:27.239
just looked old. Now he is
actually, yeah, he's about like fifty

1393
01:42:27.239 --> 01:42:30.079
seven or something old. He's in
the seventies now, I'm pretty sure.

1394
01:42:30.840 --> 01:42:36.000
Yeah, he's seventy six years old. He's getting up there. Went for

1395
01:42:36.079 --> 01:42:43.279
president, I don't that would be
amazing. I I feel like, honestly,

1396
01:42:43.399 --> 01:42:47.640
I don't know if there's anyone who
I I feel like he could win

1397
01:42:48.159 --> 01:42:53.640
on Iraq. He I think he
is the worst choice for a president.

1398
01:42:54.319 --> 01:43:00.319
I think one of the worst ever
because of how extremely petty he is.

1399
01:43:00.039 --> 01:43:09.000
Curb has only shown how wildly petty
that man is to an insane degree,

1400
01:43:09.239 --> 01:43:13.800
and people, the people around him
are worse. But in the moment,

1401
01:43:14.119 --> 01:43:17.520
he's the worst guy, and he
doesn't just let it go. All he

1402
01:43:17.560 --> 01:43:20.000
has to do is just come off
to that theme song. He fucking wins,

1403
01:43:20.039 --> 01:43:30.319
man, that's it, Like that's
it, and ship like a little

1404
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:34.159
dance to it too. He'll win. He'll just make awkward his faces,

1405
01:43:34.239 --> 01:43:36.920
you know, like he'll just like, like, hell, win, he

1406
01:43:38.000 --> 01:43:42.079
wins, he wins, he wins, he wins. He could blame the

1407
01:43:42.159 --> 01:43:47.840
funk out of Trump. I like
the debate. He'd be at the debate

1408
01:43:47.880 --> 01:43:51.000
and Trump would Trump would be like, I don't know what would he say

1409
01:43:54.199 --> 01:43:58.920
that good? You're gay, You're
gay, you're gay. You. I

1410
01:43:59.000 --> 01:44:08.840
can't stop thinking how gay you are? Like you, I can't believe what

1411
01:44:09.039 --> 01:44:13.640
you said? What are you talking
about? That's it? Just all you

1412
01:44:13.800 --> 01:44:15.840
do is that you would just ask
questions like what the hell you? What?

1413
01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:18.880
Why? President? Like? What
do you? What do you?

1414
01:44:19.159 --> 01:44:24.560
You? You feel like everything you
do you are just a jewey jewey little

1415
01:44:24.600 --> 01:44:28.560
baldo jewey Baldo over here. Look
at him. He's so jewy, he's

1416
01:44:28.600 --> 01:44:39.039
so bald. We have to get
the You know, I know Bernie has

1417
01:44:39.199 --> 01:44:44.319
that in him where he could really
flame him. Three. Well, they

1418
01:44:44.319 --> 01:44:45.520
are related, you know that,
right, I know, I know,

1419
01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:48.960
I know Bernie has it. Like
if Bernie went on say was like,

1420
01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:54.119
you dumb motherfucker, I'll beat the
sh I'll such a buildings on fire,

1421
01:44:54.199 --> 01:44:59.079
you dumb bit, like he could
really take it to him. You know,

1422
01:44:59.159 --> 01:45:03.680
Barry and Larry David are related and
then they're literally first crazy to me.

1423
01:45:03.960 --> 01:45:10.199
I'll flame you, nigga, dead
ass here, I'll put you to

1424
01:45:10.279 --> 01:45:17.079
sleep, dead ass, nigga.
Sam's twenty twenty four nigga boom, I'm

1425
01:45:17.199 --> 01:45:21.399
I'm already, I'm already. I'm
already voting like I would become a paladin

1426
01:45:21.520 --> 01:45:25.560
for him, Bro I would swear
an oath to him. I would do

1427
01:45:25.680 --> 01:45:29.600
a blood over to him. I
would take a kneed and rise with armor

1428
01:45:29.680 --> 01:45:33.239
on what go go, go go
go, You you get, you've got,

1429
01:45:33.319 --> 01:45:36.039
You've got two first names. You're
so dumb, You're so gay?

1430
01:45:38.119 --> 01:45:42.800
Uh Doc on the bay sitting on
a cock because I'm gay. P p

1431
01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:47.439
p p p pp gay. ABC's
uh blow a dick, a female dick.

1432
01:45:47.560 --> 01:45:51.399
Gay is what I will become.
Leon Sam's big meaty stinks, saucy

1433
01:45:51.479 --> 01:46:00.720
legs McGee Gray Cooling Gauge You,
Josh, it wasn't me. Andy the

1434
01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:03.399
man whose handies are st here and
Dandy Evil Sween be like I'm skinny.

1435
01:46:03.520 --> 01:46:08.640
Ben Shapiro one hundred percent stashed away
one of his sister's bras when he was

1436
01:46:08.680 --> 01:46:13.359
a teenager. Heath Smoker, Daddy
Lars, the uncle Ruckus of the goon

1437
01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:16.680
Squad. I'm not gay, I'm
feeling trends man sticking my ass. I'm

1438
01:46:16.760 --> 01:46:19.720
hee him, but not for long. My penis is coming off. Send

1439
01:46:20.000 --> 01:46:25.600
sonic symphony to Israel. They need
that hog Middle Gay Solids three spurn either

1440
01:46:25.680 --> 01:46:31.000
featuring solid cock. Shut up,
Sweeney, you're gay. The billboard posted

1441
01:46:31.439 --> 01:46:35.560
on ks I's massive fucking forehead,
homeless transfam who got laid off from Pizza

1442
01:46:35.640 --> 01:46:40.600
Hut, Alexander the Gay and Christ
straight hard or flaccid. You're coming in

1443
01:46:40.720 --> 01:46:45.000
me, screaming like the nause gule
when I come sucking down a crisp Diecock,

1444
01:46:45.039 --> 01:46:46.680
I mean dye cock, I mean
dikck, I mean dicock, I

1445
01:46:46.720 --> 01:46:49.000
mean die cock. Throw You're coming
the air and spray it like you just

1446
01:46:49.039 --> 01:46:51.840
don't care if you like dick and
balls and all that gay shit everybody,

1447
01:46:54.000 --> 01:46:56.399
because I am loving just how gay
I am, and if I wasn't,

1448
01:46:56.479 --> 01:47:02.720
i'd just i'd hate just I'm a
gaper for dude shows. Hey, hi,

1449
01:47:02.960 --> 01:47:10.880
y'all should know this is just that's
it. Damn it. No.

1450
01:47:11.279 --> 01:47:14.359
I read it exactly as it was
written. It is literally just a complete

1451
01:47:14.439 --> 01:47:18.199
stroke of a sentence. Ben Shapiro
tries to burp on a clip, but

1452
01:47:18.359 --> 01:47:23.039
vomit. Stop with the britten slander. It already sucks here. Listening to

1453
01:47:23.079 --> 01:47:26.159
Sweeney makes me consider racism. Chris
he broke ass, Crayon eating no Brain,

1454
01:47:26.239 --> 01:47:29.720
Titan Player, baller of the First
Sin You don't have to be afraid

1455
01:47:29.760 --> 01:47:31.760
anymore. We are approaching episode two
hundred, and I would like to thank

1456
01:47:31.880 --> 01:47:34.680
all the bitches, big bitches,
small bitches, tall bitches, short pitches.

1457
01:47:35.000 --> 01:47:40.239
Chris, please look up picks of
Dizzy Gillespie ruining the upholstery of a

1458
01:47:40.279 --> 01:47:43.840
four f one fifty with the boys
when you get caught between the comm and

1459
01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:47.239
some dude's penis. I know it's
gay shit, but it's true. Johnny

1460
01:47:47.279 --> 01:47:50.640
Silvercox ciphergraft Sweeney to eat with the
eenie meany PENI Elmo found dead in New

1461
01:47:50.720 --> 01:47:54.720
York City apartment, and I think
it's kind of busting. I think it's

1462
01:47:54.800 --> 01:47:57.359
kind of cap that the dreams in
which I'm dying are the ones that kind

1463
01:47:57.399 --> 01:48:00.960
of slap Hunter du bois that father, Carl get a glass. I want

1464
01:48:01.000 --> 01:48:03.680
to see a Carl to take a
glass from the walker's corpse for the sport.

1465
01:48:05.800 --> 01:48:20.560
Carl Cool, Stop your mom's dead, Your dad's a bitch every day

1466
01:48:20.600 --> 01:48:26.600
about to screams punk your dad's Andrew
Lincoln, how sad? How sad?

1467
01:48:27.279 --> 01:48:30.840
Sweety? Lick my w the com
flows a white on the bench. She's

1468
01:48:30.840 --> 01:48:34.319
tonight not a straight man to be
here? A kingdom of penetration, brother

1469
01:48:34.880 --> 01:48:41.640
Barrel Rick where my mother, brother, I'm a I'm a man that you

1470
01:48:42.119 --> 01:48:46.880
rick get. I can't get over. I can't get over the shade fight

1471
01:48:46.960 --> 01:48:57.520
in that game. Man, I'm
a beard of that you frick shine.

1472
01:49:00.680 --> 01:49:06.119
He was juicing him, Bro,
imagine he shot that many times. Well,

1473
01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:11.079
I'm a better man than you.
He's shooting you with the NERF guns,

1474
01:49:11.439 --> 01:49:16.279
trying to kill you. The amount
of actual shotgun shots it took,

1475
01:49:16.439 --> 01:49:19.960
the amount of shotgun shots it took
to his head to kill him, is

1476
01:49:20.039 --> 01:49:25.119
the exact amount of NERF gun shots
it would take to kill it would take.

1477
01:49:27.239 --> 01:49:30.800
I think, I think, I
think if you put needles on NERF

1478
01:49:30.880 --> 01:49:33.840
guns, it would have killed him
faster than that shotgun did. Dude,

1479
01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:41.000
that guy was the most durable head
ever. Bro. That was probably the

1480
01:49:41.079 --> 01:49:44.720
most eventful thing that happened this year
to be because I had I can't remember

1481
01:49:44.880 --> 01:49:49.039
laughing hard. That is so insane. That ship was so funny to me,

1482
01:49:51.920 --> 01:49:57.600
seeing him get over, seeing him
get absorbed those shots is so fucking

1483
01:49:57.760 --> 01:50:02.439
funny. I remember seeing something.
There was something I saw this year where

1484
01:50:02.520 --> 01:50:06.119
some guy like jumped off a bridge, He like jumped off a trampoline and

1485
01:50:06.279 --> 01:50:11.439
he somehow kicked himself in the back
of the head. That was the earliest

1486
01:50:11.479 --> 01:50:16.359
thing I saw all this year.
He literally bounced and in his head his

1487
01:50:16.640 --> 01:50:19.640
feet kick himself in the back of
the head. And that was the funny

1488
01:50:19.680 --> 01:50:25.880
thing I think I saw this year. Bro Sam the Everlasting Gaze back to

1489
01:50:25.960 --> 01:50:30.119
Tank of com Caucasian Container, the
cracker bell for gays. Wow, Donald

1490
01:50:30.119 --> 01:50:39.279
Trump burping on Tom's clip. I'm
never feeling this. Hey, what are

1491
01:50:39.319 --> 01:50:43.640
you doing? Why you're bumping on
me? He ave Wade should be more,

1492
01:50:43.640 --> 01:50:47.800
it should be more. I love
how fucking absurdly Hispanic we make anything

1493
01:50:47.840 --> 01:50:54.800
like that sounds like a normal fucking
person, like as not. He not

1494
01:50:55.039 --> 01:51:00.880
that it is the slightest hint of
Hispanic. It's like some dude that fucking

1495
01:51:00.000 --> 01:51:06.119
learned English when he was two.
You know, Hey, what are you

1496
01:51:06.199 --> 01:51:12.840
doing? Wait? What are you? What are you kill you? I'm

1497
01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:24.399
going to kill you and I'm gonna
kill you. I got the fantastical weapon

1498
01:51:24.479 --> 01:51:28.439
that makes no fucking sense. Where
does the gas go? Do Christian squirt

1499
01:51:28.560 --> 01:51:32.079
girls? Squirt holy water? Yes? Yes, Dan, hold it tighter,

1500
01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:35.600
She's a fighter. Snyder King Kong's
Ding Dong rode in Black people is

1501
01:51:35.600 --> 01:51:38.920
actually short for basketball people. I'm
sorry, Seen, I thought that phrased

1502
01:51:38.920 --> 01:51:44.079
independently. Uh. She pipped in
on my pip up possum elgg average clip

1503
01:51:44.239 --> 01:51:47.159
energy. I couldn't even edge.
I just busted just the hard r star

1504
01:51:47.279 --> 01:51:50.920
coffee on twitch. Bitch, she
shins on my do hanky to let abe

1505
01:51:51.199 --> 01:51:56.920
choke on choking, choke, choked
to death by Audrey Plaza's thighs. Been

1506
01:51:57.000 --> 01:52:00.000
blowing lots of guys living in the
game Man's Paradise, taking dogs of every

1507
01:52:00.119 --> 01:52:03.640
side in the game Man's Paradise,
transferm Gremlin exposing people with blacktose in tolerance

1508
01:52:03.680 --> 01:52:08.520
and ninety million rodgens of ionized and
radiation. You not, Vin penned the

1509
01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:11.399
angelic d M. So here,
I am blowing everyone I can. I'm

1510
01:52:11.439 --> 01:52:17.479
fucking every man, pretending I'm a
homo man, DJ CALLI yeah, all

1511
01:52:17.560 --> 01:52:26.319
right, open this clip. What
what do you look at that? I

1512
01:52:26.439 --> 01:52:34.880
didn't see this? Like just Sweety
said the video of like red interdemption where

1513
01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:40.359
like all the adults are kicking this
child character in the game Jack. Is

1514
01:52:40.399 --> 01:52:45.399
that Jack? Jack? Beating the
absolute one? Guy walked up him and

1515
01:52:45.920 --> 01:52:54.399
stomps just stomp on. Yeah,
it's dead. That's just that. Was

1516
01:52:54.439 --> 01:52:57.359
that freaking what's the name of the
stomped on pretty sure there's John, Yeah,

1517
01:52:58.159 --> 01:53:02.520
just stomped on it. The imagine
gathering your friends to beat your child

1518
01:53:02.640 --> 01:53:08.359
together, like that's crazy. What's
funny is that one of them, he

1519
01:53:08.520 --> 01:53:13.039
was lying down, he got kicked
and he woke up. So Jack kicks

1520
01:53:13.119 --> 01:53:15.239
him first, and he John kicks
him first, he wakes up, and

1521
01:53:15.359 --> 01:53:23.640
then and then fucking fucking Arthur's being
the funking Dutch gets one in. So

1522
01:53:23.920 --> 01:53:32.600
funny, it's so crazy. The
song choice is so good too. Looking

1523
01:53:32.600 --> 01:53:39.279
at he staggers, I just noticed
that Jack takes a swing though. I

1524
01:53:39.399 --> 01:53:45.920
just know at one point he takes
a little swing the video himself. We're

1525
01:53:45.920 --> 01:53:55.319
gonna put this in the episode where
he does. He does, He tried

1526
01:53:55.399 --> 01:54:00.359
to fight back. He ain't no
bitch at least, you know, bitch

1527
01:54:02.159 --> 01:54:11.319
my second mark. I respect that
fuck. It's so good. Oh god,

1528
01:54:11.439 --> 01:54:14.720
I love Red. That is so
I've man. I love Rockstar games.

1529
01:54:14.920 --> 01:54:17.199
I'm playing DT four still, like
I go through like a mission every

1530
01:54:17.239 --> 01:54:19.239
night, and it's just like,
dude, I forgot how good this fucking

1531
01:54:19.319 --> 01:54:24.159
story is. These characters and the
physics by the way, are just so

1532
01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:28.319
fucking funny. I feel like I'm
missing something because I really did not connect

1533
01:54:28.359 --> 01:54:30.039
to dut a fourth story at all. I guess I got to replay now

1534
01:54:30.079 --> 01:54:33.359
that i'm a bit try it again, try again. It's it hits differently

1535
01:54:33.359 --> 01:54:35.279
when you're old. I didn't connect
to it when I was younger at all.

1536
01:54:35.279 --> 01:54:38.119
I didn't give a show. I
was like, who is this immigrant?

1537
01:54:38.119 --> 01:54:40.399
I just want to run around shooting
people, like because I like Ballad

1538
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:42.560
of Gay Tony, I thought that
was very good. Lost in the Dam

1539
01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:48.920
was weird. It was weird because
I didn't care for but uh yeah,

1540
01:54:48.920 --> 01:54:53.720
Balliday Tony was fucking great. Yeah. If I don't know, there's something

1541
01:54:53.720 --> 01:54:56.439
about it's bleak, I think is
the thing it's like. And I think

1542
01:54:56.479 --> 01:54:58.800
that's kind of a turn off for
a lot of people because it is like

1543
01:54:58.920 --> 01:55:01.239
kind of I don't know, it's
more depressing, I think than most grand

1544
01:55:01.239 --> 01:55:04.880
the thoughto games are. It's still
got that twinge of ridiculousness, but it's

1545
01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:09.600
definitely like I played this one mission
where this guy gets out of prison and

1546
01:55:10.479 --> 01:55:14.239
his best friend just kind of doesn't
fuck with him anymore, and he's just

1547
01:55:14.279 --> 01:55:17.560
like, man, I just want
to end it all, man, So

1548
01:55:17.640 --> 01:55:20.319
I just want to fucking this sucks, man, nobody wants to fuck with

1549
01:55:20.359 --> 01:55:21.920
me no more. And I'm like, oh, man, don't worry,

1550
01:55:23.000 --> 01:55:27.000
man, I'll shoot up a strip
club for you. It's fucking ridiculous,

1551
01:55:27.680 --> 01:55:30.439
but it's so good. Yeah.
I don't know. I just like,

1552
01:55:30.560 --> 01:55:35.760
I think, honestly, a lot
of it is just like his accent is

1553
01:55:35.840 --> 01:55:40.840
so fucking engaging. I don't know
what it is, like, what what

1554
01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:45.520
the fuck are you talking about?
Man? Stop being such a bus Stop

1555
01:55:45.600 --> 01:55:49.840
being so stupid and gay. It's
basically what Nico does to Everybody's like people

1556
01:55:50.319 --> 01:55:56.279
people like beare their souls to him. He's like, well, what's stop

1557
01:55:56.359 --> 01:56:05.319
being so stupid, stopping so dumb
and gay? Okay, men sexually are

1558
01:56:05.479 --> 01:56:08.600
atted. That's what I want to
see. I want to see Nick.

1559
01:56:08.640 --> 01:56:15.520
I want to see Nico Belic run
for president against Donald that would be He's

1560
01:56:15.560 --> 01:56:25.920
an Eastern European. He's gross and
gay. He's gross gay. I really

1561
01:56:26.039 --> 01:56:31.600
think I can saying it. I
can see him saying it. You know

1562
01:56:31.680 --> 01:56:36.560
what that means. He smells like
hot com He does have smells, and

1563
01:56:36.680 --> 01:56:42.399
he smells like you know, the
Eastern Europeans. They all smell like boiling.

1564
01:56:42.560 --> 01:56:45.279
Come, everybody, every single one
of them. I've ever been come

1565
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:53.520
steam. Basically it's disgusting. I
can't stand it myself, but you can't.

1566
01:56:54.319 --> 01:56:58.319
I come needs to be room temperature, maybe a little cold, but

1567
01:56:58.479 --> 01:57:02.760
definitely not definite, really not boiling. The idea temperature come is cold.

1568
01:57:02.880 --> 01:57:06.920
Come. It's hilarious. Dude cold
come, dude, cold comes. That's

1569
01:57:08.640 --> 01:57:14.359
that's the fact that he prefers cold. Come. I prefer seeping pile of

1570
01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:18.239
cold. Come me cold. Come. This man, though, smells like

1571
01:57:18.279 --> 01:57:20.760
the opposite. He smells like boiling. Come. It smells like if I

1572
01:57:20.880 --> 01:57:25.640
came on the sun. That's what
Nico Belex smells like. It smells like

1573
01:57:25.720 --> 01:57:28.159
a pot of bich I couldn't mind
you if I wanted to, I could.

1574
01:57:28.199 --> 01:57:30.520
If I wanted to, I couldn't
come with you. I've come on

1575
01:57:30.600 --> 01:57:34.840
the moody. No problem, but
no problem. That's a little tricky.

1576
01:57:34.880 --> 01:57:36.880
I might have to read a couple
of days, build up some p s.

1577
01:57:36.960 --> 01:57:42.199
I but I can get to the
sun easily, don't don't just two

1578
01:57:42.359 --> 01:57:45.039
days? Two days? He can
do it. I can do it some

1579
01:57:45.159 --> 01:57:47.439
time and some energy. I could, really I could come on. The

1580
01:57:47.520 --> 01:57:51.359
trick really is the trick is to
squeeze at at at the apex and then

1581
01:57:51.439 --> 01:57:57.399
really we need to put all the
pressure in the hips. Really squeeze the

1582
01:57:57.720 --> 01:58:01.039
hole, squeeze the head, squeeze
the head and then release. Look at

1583
01:58:01.079 --> 01:58:03.359
this guy, Look at this guy
opposite me. I bet he's never even

1584
01:58:03.439 --> 01:58:09.079
come on the sun. I bet
he can't even he couldn't. He couldn't

1585
01:58:09.119 --> 01:58:11.279
come on a rainbow if he wanted, I could come through. I've come

1586
01:58:11.359 --> 01:58:15.720
through rainbows easy. That's what I
think of that. That's what I think

1587
01:58:15.760 --> 01:58:19.880
of pride. I could pridefully come
on the sun if I wanted to.

1588
01:58:20.720 --> 01:58:30.920
I could tell him Trump, tell
him you ever make America? If you've

1589
01:58:30.960 --> 01:58:33.000
ever seen an eclipse, that's just
me. That's me coming on the sun.

1590
01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:38.680
That's why I was Yeah, that's
me. That's why I was looking

1591
01:58:38.720 --> 01:58:41.279
straight at the sun that one time. I wanted to gaze upon my work.

1592
01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:45.760
I want you to see. I
love that. That video of him

1593
01:58:45.760 --> 01:58:48.520
staring at the eclipse is one of
my favorite video videos. That's so awesome.

1594
01:58:49.279 --> 01:58:53.039
I don't know why he's doing that, That's what I'm confused. I'm

1595
01:58:53.039 --> 01:58:54.720
like, why is he doing that? You know what it is. I

1596
01:58:54.840 --> 01:58:57.399
totally get. I know what it
is. It's like, it can't be

1597
01:58:57.520 --> 01:59:00.279
that bad. That's him being like, it can't be that bad. It's

1598
01:59:00.319 --> 01:59:02.000
the sun. He did, like, what the fuck the sun's up?

1599
01:59:02.079 --> 01:59:06.880
Always to just steal someone's eyes if
if he went blind, you would just

1600
01:59:06.880 --> 01:59:12.079
steal somebody's eyes, some some fucking
you know, trafficked kid. You take

1601
01:59:12.159 --> 01:59:15.119
those those, fuck you. I'm
gonna steal your eyes. I'm gonna take

1602
01:59:15.159 --> 01:59:19.439
your eyes when I've done. I
went by, little Cambodian boy, your

1603
01:59:19.479 --> 01:59:23.560
eyeballs of mine. Now, yes, they'll go to a good use.

1604
01:59:23.680 --> 01:59:27.960
Yes, I'll take him. I'll
use them for myself. He's going blind,

1605
01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:31.319
and he's like, he threatens to
give me those little Cambodian boy rips

1606
01:59:31.359 --> 01:59:35.439
them on. He just puts them
inside of his and they morph over his

1607
01:59:35.640 --> 01:59:40.760
and now he can see better.
He just pops. It's just that simple,

1608
01:59:43.119 --> 01:59:48.760
pops, get back. I can
see it's your voice, little dick,

1609
01:59:48.880 --> 01:59:53.880
Big Nuts. Daily Wire presents Matt
Walsh's what is a Black Ben and

1610
01:59:53.960 --> 01:59:56.520
Jerry's Funky Monkey, The proud owner
of a twelve games still he started This

1611
01:59:56.600 --> 01:59:59.520
is why, man, the credits
always fucking go off the rail somehow I

1612
01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:02.439
have a i'm ax that's approaching,
provoking his come leaks out my buttle.

1613
02:00:02.680 --> 02:00:08.800
I'm a reclaimer of the gay born
gay I have been. It cuts off

1614
02:00:08.800 --> 02:00:15.680
after that, all right, gay
Sinatra be like, start spreading your cheeks.

1615
02:00:16.600 --> 02:00:26.000
I'm fucking you're ass Yay. I
love that so much. I wish

1616
02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:28.920
I could. I wish I could
sing like that, just so I could

1617
02:00:28.960 --> 02:00:30.560
make that version. But like,
it's such a specific voice, man,

1618
02:00:31.479 --> 02:00:41.520
I want to be a part of
it. New York more come Just it's

1619
02:00:41.560 --> 02:00:48.920
so funny, fucking my way I
can mimic. Gay would have to be

1620
02:00:49.039 --> 02:01:00.800
I'm gay, would have to be
really fucking gay me. That would be

1621
02:01:00.800 --> 02:01:03.199
a fun one to write, even
if we couldn't do like, because I

1622
02:01:03.239 --> 02:01:08.520
can think of so many things that
come shots. I've had a few,

1623
02:01:10.279 --> 02:01:14.760
you know, like it's it'd be
so easy to do. I think three

1624
02:01:14.880 --> 02:01:17.600
X, let's do it the Japanese. We should just do it. Yeah,

1625
02:01:17.840 --> 02:01:23.319
who cares if you sound it's like
starts raining come on him, huge

1626
02:01:23.479 --> 02:01:30.000
globs will come. We couldn't Frank
Sinatra so gay. We used to call

1627
02:01:30.079 --> 02:01:33.199
him spank Sinatra because he would spank
all of our dicks. You would let

1628
02:01:33.239 --> 02:01:41.039
him because all over you would pitter
patter all over our pallases every single night.

1629
02:01:43.600 --> 02:01:50.720
Oh Sinatra, Sinatra, What a
skink he was. Man. He

1630
02:01:50.720 --> 02:01:55.000
would always sing as he was sperming
all over us. I couldn't believe it.

1631
02:01:56.239 --> 02:01:59.399
I would, I would. I
would hold my load in for days

1632
02:01:59.439 --> 02:02:02.720
at a time, and I would
just drench him with come. Fucking What

1633
02:02:02.800 --> 02:02:20.640
a guy he was. He was
saying that that's good superball over three x

1634
02:02:20.720 --> 02:02:26.039
O at the Jevity Skin Professor's suitcase
of you. I just stolen Chicago slurp

1635
02:02:26.079 --> 02:02:29.159
and smoking, stroking, smoking,
joking emotics going like this Keith David,

1636
02:02:29.199 --> 02:02:31.880
Homeless Drip and mash, Lord of
homeless Drip. If you get to put

1637
02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:35.039
if you get put on Santa's nice
list, he'll show you his missile toes

1638
02:02:35.960 --> 02:02:40.560
M F F A G. I
think tits are lame. Vagina walls don't

1639
02:02:40.600 --> 02:02:43.319
thrill me at all, So tell
me why shouldn't Why shouldn't it be true?

1640
02:02:43.359 --> 02:02:45.960
I get dicked out of I get
dick out of dudes. Uh Obi

1641
02:02:46.000 --> 02:02:49.600
won't sho blow me? Kremlin to
gremlin. I canceled my ls M patronage

1642
02:02:49.640 --> 02:02:54.880
because of Collins blind PlayStation meat writing
that ship sucks and trophies are gay.

1643
02:02:55.039 --> 02:02:58.279
You're mean, dang. We Also
we're on a PlayStation podcast, so I

1644
02:02:58.359 --> 02:03:01.760
mean, you know, we're not
gonna you know. Also we're really that's

1645
02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:04.399
always a weird thing. It's like
we're so hard on PlayStation constantly. It's

1646
02:03:04.479 --> 02:03:08.760
hilarious, like we're the meanest.
We're probably the meanest to the all the

1647
02:03:08.880 --> 02:03:12.760
big podcasts. But m M whatever
because all the other ones are just trying

1648
02:03:12.760 --> 02:03:17.920
to yeah, all the other ones
like yeah, I mean, give us

1649
02:03:18.079 --> 02:03:30.079
exclusives, and I'm like, I
hate you fucking more like station I can't

1650
02:03:30.079 --> 02:03:33.760
even say, like more like Rechard
station or gay station, whatever you prefer.

1651
02:03:33.880 --> 02:03:40.079
Gay station are really bad is that
they're different, you know, sperm

1652
02:03:40.199 --> 02:03:45.920
sperm station, sperm station. That's
so that's it. I'm really gonna do

1653
02:03:46.000 --> 02:03:48.680
it this time, deep Cavid.
She's spreaded and let me take a sniff

1654
02:03:48.680 --> 02:03:53.439
of that. Mahi fucking police coming
hard as I thrust and found Abby Marge's

1655
02:03:53.600 --> 02:03:59.840
unburped clip uh Halo two blow me
away to Only the gayest will survive need

1656
02:04:00.119 --> 02:04:02.359
homos who busts inside. I am
the gay against the Wall. Waige lay

1657
02:04:02.399 --> 02:04:06.920
five to eighty three, a sad
guy from Michigan down bad for a helicopter

1658
02:04:08.239 --> 02:04:11.640
dick emoticon so I could see Chris
go emoticons go like this to it.

1659
02:04:14.920 --> 02:04:16.840
The Peppini Brothers in Porium has a
celebrity shout out video for the two hundred

1660
02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:23.479
episode coming donk Donkerson That level five
yacht bussy got me gooped up for real,

1661
02:04:23.520 --> 02:04:26.359
for real? No cap on god, Uh, you got to pay

1662
02:04:26.399 --> 02:04:29.239
the trolls sold to a get into
the boys hole Gaye six Shaggy using two

1663
02:04:29.239 --> 02:04:31.079
percent of his power to grant himself
the nword. Pass kid Cuddy. I'm

1664
02:04:31.079 --> 02:04:34.479
on the pursuit of fat penis,
and I know everything that's long ain't always

1665
02:04:34.479 --> 02:04:39.760
gonna be throbbing snart tank snitch bitches. The need to stop telling me to

1666
02:04:39.760 --> 02:04:45.279
the daddy. Colin ziefe qweaf if
I were a gay man with a femboy

1667
02:04:45.359 --> 02:04:50.720
or two a mean lesbian gumball's voice
actor calling dreamd f slur sadman dot gov

1668
02:04:51.319 --> 02:04:56.119
John Strickland docs, do you do
your balls hang low? Can they gobble

1669
02:04:56.159 --> 02:04:58.880
down my throat? Is the cum
thick as rice? Or is or is

1670
02:04:58.920 --> 02:05:02.199
it sweet? Or is it spice? Mark's eight nine, Rice ill Mark's

1671
02:05:02.239 --> 02:05:10.279
eighteen eighty nine. That's crazy.
The race that's wild grains have come Your

1672
02:05:10.439 --> 02:05:21.159
com is in grains. It's like
grits. Uh that like bro oh man,

1673
02:05:21.520 --> 02:05:27.039
I've I want Farina and I haven't
ed Frina so long. My pensmin

1674
02:05:27.199 --> 02:05:30.319
Darton No, damn you know you
are? You are normal? Nigga s

1675
02:05:30.399 --> 02:05:39.479
why bropice to you? Just though
because I don't I thought Farina and probably

1676
02:05:39.520 --> 02:05:42.560
because it's like because the accent that
my my family would say it is like

1677
02:05:42.600 --> 02:05:45.880
fanina, I would I always assumed
it was like a Hispanic thing, and

1678
02:05:46.000 --> 02:05:51.920
maybe it is under that terminology at
the very least. But they mentioned it.

1679
02:05:53.039 --> 02:05:55.079
I'm like, well, I don't
know what the fuck it is,

1680
02:05:55.159 --> 02:06:00.199
but like it was mentioned on a
Seinfeld episode where like Jerry was like I

1681
02:06:00.279 --> 02:06:03.039
found a hair in my Farina and
it made me throw up, and I

1682
02:06:03.159 --> 02:06:06.640
was like, what the fuck?
Well, didn't it's in New York?

1683
02:06:06.680 --> 02:06:11.600
Didn't know? But that's what people. But what I mean is like,

1684
02:06:11.760 --> 02:06:13.640
a is it a New York thing? Is it a Jewish thing? Is

1685
02:06:13.640 --> 02:06:15.479
it Hispanic thing? What is it? Because it's well, there's there's so

1686
02:06:15.600 --> 02:06:18.159
much culture exchange between all of them
because of the fact they're all there with

1687
02:06:18.239 --> 02:06:20.720
each other, because it is just
cream of wheat, right, Like,

1688
02:06:20.760 --> 02:06:30.199
I mean, that's basically what it
is, pretty much, Farina whatever.

1689
02:06:30.439 --> 02:06:32.119
I'll look at him later. It's
that that always bothered me, though I

1690
02:06:32.119 --> 02:06:36.720
don't know where it's from, uh
anyway, that that that Benjamin Button make

1691
02:06:36.800 --> 02:06:42.119
my cone of vision shrink steady.
The First Church of Key David featuring Paul,

1692
02:06:42.159 --> 02:06:45.560
Joseph Watson's Joseph Watson's massive fists,
waffle punching his ship down the sink

1693
02:06:45.640 --> 02:06:50.199
drain, nice videos of white kids
screaming the N word at their classmates.

1694
02:06:51.000 --> 02:06:56.039
Pre Ras Blake eight ninety six,
crypto scammer and YouTube sensations and logan Paul

1695
02:06:56.079 --> 02:07:00.159
winning the United States Championship at the
w W E Cran jewel Let. Let

1696
02:07:00.199 --> 02:07:02.239
the buttholes hit the cock. Let
the buttholes hit the cock Let the buttholes

1697
02:07:02.319 --> 02:07:06.520
hit the cock It's real. Hector's
rectum is real, Little dish rag,

1698
02:07:06.640 --> 02:07:11.920
Come on my peen Alaskan oilfield trash, Texas State of Salad. My body

1699
02:07:12.000 --> 02:07:15.319
is a machine that turns piss into
more piss. I'm Doctor Roxo, the

1700
02:07:15.399 --> 02:07:17.720
rock and roll clown. I do
cocaine, Sue Hulk, tickle my ass.

1701
02:07:17.760 --> 02:07:23.279
Here's Nicky Ziggy, the locust that
fucked the Boltok pistol hole in Maria's

1702
02:07:23.279 --> 02:07:28.119
head, A roughly human shaped pile
of red flags. Duck Penis Jackson DuPont,

1703
02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:30.640
Badly Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, Goliathoys. I've been done,

1704
02:07:30.800 --> 02:07:33.800
denied everything, even my come ahory
in Virginian Hunter, frying bacon with my

1705
02:07:33.840 --> 02:07:36.880
shirt off. Melpus won the angriest
Crowton joined the view on the Deely Plaza

1706
02:07:36.960 --> 02:07:43.399
from the sixth floor and as always
wrapping out running at our list. King

1707
02:07:43.439 --> 02:07:50.640
of Haphazard, the soul, the
soul of this of this enterprise. All

1708
02:07:50.720 --> 02:07:56.520
right, I'm kind of fray where
Farina is from? It's hard, isn't

1709
02:07:56.560 --> 02:08:01.119
it? Like there's no clear answer, it seems because it's it's It says

1710
02:08:01.199 --> 02:08:05.079
that it's just the cream. When
is the American version of it? Yeah,

1711
02:08:05.079 --> 02:08:09.439
it's just a name for cream of
wheat. I guess. Fuck the

1712
02:08:09.640 --> 02:08:15.159
dick, little dick, Fuck my
bus. It was just weird eat some

1713
02:08:15.319 --> 02:08:18.560
ship, but what the fuck?
Farmber Ciberfi from your Steam wish list is

1714
02:08:18.600 --> 02:08:22.720
now on sale. It's Colombian.
There you go, this is minute.

1715
02:08:22.279 --> 02:08:26.880
There you go, thirty bucks,
hand them my dick. All right,

1716
02:08:28.520 --> 02:08:33.439
that's it. That's me out of
here. Bout seams seam is. Tell

1717
02:08:33.520 --> 02:08:37.720
me what you know about coming hard. All right, let's go. Let's

1718
02:08:37.720 --> 02:08:41.560
get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, we're out so hard your knees

1719
02:08:41.640 --> 02:08:43.039
bang together than break