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it. Hey do you log your enemies? Do you loo beep food slit?
That's what you're doing, bast to have drive miles and miles to avoid
all Right, welcome what the Manson said, Oh yeah, the happy New
Year? I think, right, that's what That's what things is. I
think, Yeah, young, it's the holidays. We're slowing down a little
bit. Fucking deal with it. Yeah, we're trying to be as reasonable
as possible with these with these episodes. But I hope you guys are about
to have a happy new Year, or don't. I don't. I don't
know. That doesn't make a difference to me really, like, yeah,
maybe it's a I don't know you first and only. Yeah, yeah,
don't do those new Year's resolution things. They don't work. They're very dumb.
They do if they're easy, you just say, hey, yeah,
i'm gonna I'm gonna blink in twenty twenty four. Yay, I'm gonna kill
me today. Yeah, I'm gonna pee a lot this ship myself left today.
Like yeah, less, I love that implication. We were talking.
We were talking a little bit about just before the show, how uh.
And we didn't cover this on the show because I think I just remember covering
it so extensively on sacred symbols that it didn't really register to me as something
that we needed to talk about. And it's still kind of isn't But E
three is like officially dead. We were talking a little bit about it before
the show because it's like, man, I do I miss It's it's sad
that it's gone. I'm glad I got to go the one time that I
went, because now I feel like I just beare like because twenty nineteen was
the last one and I went in twenty eighteen. I remember because I played
Spider Man early, I did all this stuff, and I was like,
oh man, it's crazy. I think that like if I had just not
gone, I would have never been able to go. That's like a complete
missing. That would be a complete piece of gaming history that I would have
completely missed. So I forget about going. But it's sad that we don't
have it anymore, because I really missed that live on stage human cringe.
You know. I miss getting excited about stuff, I miss laughing at stuff.
There's something about it that I really I'm sad that it's gone. Do
you guys remember do you guys remember mister Caffeine at all? Vague again,
so mister Caffeine, I can't remember. It was an EA or Ubisoft conference,
but back in like twenty twelve or twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, something
like that, maybe a little bit before, they hired this fucking guy whose
name was mister Caffeine to host their show. And it was the strangest fucking
thing I've ever seen because he had this like hyper persona but he's like twenty
nine and it's it was. It was so weird. It was the weirdest
thing. I remember. I remember it so vividly. But if if anybody's
listening to the show, you can google mister Caffeine and like everything comes up,
every like everything from it because it was just so iconic. But it's
also like that's a long time ago now, and now we kind of just
get these like directs that are just like this AI voice being like, please
look forward to Yoshi's famous Dick Detective on Nintendo Switch coming February. I can't
wait for the penis is voiced by Seth Rogen. He's so fucking yeah,
dude, even even stuff that's funny, like stuff that like when they announced
Chris Pratt Mario will be voiced by Chris Pratt, and it's it's just so
fucking sterile, man, like it sucks, like I want I want that
yarn guy back. You guys, do you remember he was in the Yarn
Man do his hint? Dude? He was shaking so much it was terrifying.
I thought he was gonna delete himself. Dude. Yeah. I love
that though, because it's so that sh it's cool, man, I find
I find that so endearing that there's just like here's some guy who's like he
clearly doesn't belong on stage. He's really fucking nervous, but he's up there
anyway. Now it's like some AI voice telling you that, like Marios,
he had a new fucking voice. I don't know. It's so it's so
I don't know. I don't like it. Yeah, I missed the weird
shit. I missed the cringe. I miss moments like, uh, there
was like a website. I don't even ret it's too long ago that when
you're just when you're just streaming it, it shows the the viewer algorithm,
it would show like not the algorithm that's the wrong word, but it would
show the uh the graph, so it would show you like where it is
and where the spikes in viewership and everything. Oh yeah, I just remember
laughing so hard. I think it was in twenty twelve when Florida performed and
that shit crashed harder than Black Friday. It was so fucking funny shit saying
how many people could not give a solitary funk about this guy, like I'll
come They thought, an audience full of games press We're going to give a
ship about Florida is crazy? Do you know dude, I have I feel
like I have some type of disability in and I can't. I couldn't make
that connection right away that I didn't make it right away either, I swear
to god, I didn't make it right away. I was crazy this name.
It was like flow ride up stupid. Have you never seen it written
out? You know? That's why I never saw it written now until like
I was just sitting around and I was like flow Rider this funny. I
had the opposite experience because the only time, look, I wasn't friends with
people listening to Florida at all. So like the only time I ever saw
Florida was like on MTV, like in those commercials. Do you remember those
like MTV commercials where they would have like different songs and you would have to
text it text some numbers. It was like that, and it would it
would say the name flow Rider, and it would be like whatever song,
and I would be like, this guy's name is Florida, Florida. It's
weird. But I have the same problem with uh. You know those shirts
of California that are stacked on top of each other, it says Cali for
Nia, and my just stupid brain since it doesn't read that way, I
was like, what the fuck is Cali for n I A? And I
was thinking, like, is this some type of is n I A like
an acronym for something like like And I didn't like Canada immediately, like it's
a support thing like Cali California is for the national idiots of assholes I don't
know, and I some assholes. That's fucking crazy. That's a pretty cool
day. Though. My brain just understood it just couldn't like make so then
it took me when I was reading it. Then then when I figured it
out, I'm like, oh wow, my brain sucks. And the same
way. Immediately, I didn't the flow Rider even even seeing it right away.
It took me a minute where I'm like, what the fuck. Oh,
that's so fucking stupid. What a lazy name. It's not even like
he probably thought it was clever when he was thirteen. He just kept it.
You know, that's so cool Florida Flow right? And was that even
meanwy? He's just fucking the floor? What does he just ride? Does
he have like a did he sit down on a skateboard and he just like
drags himself across the floor, Like what does that mean? Like when he
tries to actually make it make sense, I think the idea is that he
rides the flow, you know, I think, Yeah, that's actually more
uh, that's more accurate where I just I was trying to separate it from
him like actually flowing and it being more like the floor, dude, because
some of my friends from South they say flow. That's just how they say
floor. He sucks dog ship. I don't know anything. I don't like
his music, but I thought his h his his actually his actual flow.
The cadence was like, oh, he could have used it for something actually,
Like you know, when he did that that remix of he did not
have to spinning song, you spin my dick right around or whatever. That
was like that was not that was a good flow to you. That was
that was like really mid that was like the era of midness. That was
like two thousand. What I would call that his fully not like it's not
supposed to be about, oh, that's the most talented flow, but it's
it is what I would call ingenius in a way that it's so catchy and
like it you can take breaths at the perfect time. It's right, it's
right. It's something that like that is so easily able to uh resonate with
a lot of people, which is ingenius to make in the first place.
It's that's kind of like say, there's people like say Nas, who is
like superior, but his flow is not made to be emulated and to resonate
with everybody, and that's why he doesn't pop as hard as he pops.
And then there's people that I disagree. I think NAS's flow is extremely genius,
but I think it's not easily to be misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm
not saying it's I'm not saying that I'm saying, that's what I'm talking about,
like say he took a route, flow rider, he took a route
to resonate with people more to where it's like I can easily catch on,
Like say, it makes people feel when they recite this, they make them
feel like they're actually doing something. And that's kind of genius where it's like
I'm rapping along to this and like it makes me feel like I kind of
know how to wrap now. It's kind of like I think it's kind of
genius in a way to easily capture people who don't really have like talent and
who could really like make something themselves. You know, it's like a fucking
like a punk song versus like a fucking progressive metal song. You know what
I'm saying, Like, yeah, like that, you're totally I that putting
it in that context makes a lot of sense because that's I mean, like
I totally get what you're saying. Yeah, punk is people that are so
easy digestible. Some of the riffs are yeah, somebody somebody described punk to
me or not to me, Like I just remember hearing this description of punk
from like punk artists where it's like punk is terrible musicians making great music.
It's like it's like that's totally that's totally right, totally yeah, but they're
not like classically trained. They're just like scrappy, like they just like they
had a guitar and they were just like this sounds cool whatever. Fucking They're
not like sitting there thinking about like the A flats, you know, like
like there's be suspended like it's not it's not like any other it's so scrappy
inherently and so like there is there is definitely that aspect. I got to
say something when you say the modern modern day slaying has totally ruined, uh
suspended for me because people say sus right for sure, and when I hear
it, totally fucking I'm like it just it doesn't sound legitimate anymore. You
you can was suspended well, so like instead of saying in music, sus
in music. But that's that's conn that's really I know, I know,
I know, I understand specific Yeah, in specific tax when you're where you're
talking about what you call the chords and you're talking about like what you call
like what you just said like flats that you say suspendeds like that, I'm
aware of you shud of suspended. You just sus I understand, and I've
never conflated those two because of the fact that it doesn't mean that anymore.
To me. It means suspicious in my brain. That's but it's just it's
just the worst because good I well, I was gonna say, like that
would make sense because you don't, I mean, you don't operate in the
realm of music like Derek does you know what I mean? That's true.
So like someone this guy suspicious, not sus like he's suspending the chord he's
gonna use. It's just crazy. I still think about the suspended chord like
I still like when people say sus I still think about like a still I
still think that in my mind something No, I'm I'm ruined the pop cultures
fuck me up, man, you're you're I feel it's weird because as soon
as something gets like a slang meaning, I stop assuming what it means anymore.
Like I'm like, oh, this is the slang meaning is that?
And it's I'm gonna use the full word now because I want to make sure
no one can confuse what I'm saying. Yeah that, yeah, that happens.
I mean, it's it is what it is. It I feel sometimes
I just feel old when that's all. It's not like I'm confused or anything.
It's just it makes me feel like, oh, I'm I didn't grow
up with this terminology. And a lot of times it's either age or it's
just regional, right. It just depends, like talking to people about some
slang that's more popularized now, is some ship that has been around for a
very fucking long time, you know, like say, uh even using bet,
where I was confused. Something as simple as that. You were like
saying, really that ship did not growing up? That was not I know
in some regions people being agreeable or just being like cool, like I bet
was always the but say I never heard it. That's very very New York.
And that and and and that thing. It's like probably very niche in
your regional area. Something that dead ass is dead ass is the most New
York saying that exists. That is our number one. That's the one that
I think spread the furthest I think like you have fucking you have British people
say dead I spend. It's like that. Then I say, what,
huh? They have one fucking thing that I think is actually really really cool.
Damn the British. Yeah, instead of saying homide, they say demand
them. I think that's actually very cool. I hate that's definitely. It's
definitely not theirs. It's definitely like Jamaican's brought it there. Yeah, because
you know they don't have any culture at all, Like the British people actually
have no culture. It's insane. Their culture is completely just taken us people's
culture, like actually, for real have dry comedy, they have very dry
and they have bullocks, but bullocks and b and yeah that's about bullocks and
what are you on about? It's passion. It's like what you want about
in it doesn't phrases twet go other. It's like British paramour isn't real.
They can't hurt you. And it said British paramo are like in it fun
in it fun bee Wait whoa? Whoa is just small trending. What's going
on? Oh god? What happened? Now? They got him again again?
Did he Epstein himself? Because I remember him saying that when he was
on the when he was in court. Do you remember that if anything happens
to me, I'm not suicidal? Do you remember that? And like his
lawyer was just looking at him like, oh, like, just do it,
just do it, Just do it. I'm making no money, Just
do it. Twitter. Twitter is useless because I just saw Bihan trendling training.
For example, I'm like, oh, I wonder what's happening with Mortal
Kombat, and then it was just random bullshit that and nothing happened. I'm
like, well, it's not even treading. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening
here. It's like, it's just a bunch of people. It's just some
people. It's just a bunch of people tweeting about how just Smallett is trending.
And it's like, why show me what. I don't care. I
know he's trending. That's why I click this. Twitter sucks man, Jesus
Christ. Anyway, let's move on to questions. There's really not much to
talk about. I know, there's just constant Wolverine Lakes at this point.
That's it. That's all there. That's really allow. Come here. Wolvery's
famous catchphrase meow Jesus Christ. It's like joke with me and my friends when
he does he does because he was always my favorite person to emulate in the
in the Marvel versus Capcom games, because just how aggressive and just the little
ball of energy is. But then the way he's fucking jitter like because everyone
like does the dash thing, but he looks the most insane because of the
way he's standing. He just standing like he's already shortest ship and he's crouched
over so much. You're like, why is so massive? Up? If
you watch watch his move the berserker barrage at the very end of it,
even when he stops, it's like he's about to explode because he's like mad
that he had to stop. He's mad that the game didn't let him get
six more hits on you. Bro, I just I just loved how again?
Is that is that his his? When he rushes forward and slashes you
for maybe for like six hits and then there's the hyper berserker barrage, then
that's the special, right, especially for like twenty something his when it fucking
it's just the frame, there's no frames essentially, it's it's just like it's
I love what he does his chest and he's like and he just starts running
it up, like, Bro, this guy is sick. Weapon X guys
are nerdsuck, Bro that's one of the coolest games ever bro, especially Bam
Bone Claw Bone Claw because he's faster, because he's got he's got higher reach
to, he's got further reach too. It's just like, it's, huh,
what are you saying? What game are you talking about? Two bits?
And that game was fucking unreasonably good Black. Did you guys play X
Men Origins Wolverine? Yeah? So good? Was He's fun. It's so
fun, dude. I wish I could, like, I don't. I
don't think that game is really available in like you can only do it on
three sixty. That sucks. Three sixty. The next places three if you
Playation three. Yeah, I remember seeing do not want to use a PlayStation
a modern PlayStation three because you had to install every game. You remember that
that was like the only that was like the only generation that that year or
that generally, that was the only console that where we had the install game.
So like most retro games are like, yeah, that's right, I
forgot about that bullshit, But that's good. I just I remember everything's getting
so mixed together because I don't know if it was an E three, because
I just remember that game being showcased on something uh, and I just remember
being super impressed showing the damage mechanics. I just remember that was the thing
that actually drew me in the wanting to play that game. Was just looking.
I was like, Oh, it's so fucking cool just looking and see
his fucking ribs and ship he's all torn up. And uh, when he
pulls his hand, when he pulls the skin of his hand off, they
get the fucking the the freaking thing off, the handcuff off and literally his
hand skin goes with it. And I'm like, oh, really cool.
It's a really cool game. I miss, I miss It's really really really
cool. But it goes nowhere. But it's a really fun game, but
it just goes now this is do you get pounds from like fucking like fifty
feet away? So ridiculous, It's so ridiculous. It's such a crazy game.
I love games like that where they show people's like I like good depictures
people's powers. That's always what I've enjoyed the most about like video games,
especially Marvel video games. Actually the recent ones, except for the Avengers game
that was the fucking that is so stupid. They got thor around. The
thor is not solving every problem by hitting it one time with his hand and
I can break the planet. But it's like there's just like seeing Spider Man
like just stop a car with ease, Like he flips a car over,
catches it and puts it on the ground, and I'm like, nice,
that's the ship that Spider Man does, opposed to him like in the MC,
you having a tough time fighting like I don't know, some old geriatric
man in a fucking suit, you know, like this is like really annoying.
I do miss that. I'm thirty feet a team. You guys,
did you guys see did you guys see that inside? Like Spider Man two's
budget was three hundred and fifteen million dollars. It was sounded like it was
so huge. That makes no fucking sense to me at all. They made
more shit than that. That's why they couldn't have made only the game.
There's definitely a bunch more shit than They're like, there's gonna budget for the
game. It's the budget for the game, dude, you know there's more
stuff that they have there asking for that much and then somebody's pocketing at least
half of that. Well, no, it's it's it's just man, come
on, I feel like I feel like we're paying too much for what we're
getting, Like, and I don't mean that from like the consumer perspective.
I think people are weird about that when they're like, oh man, this
game costs fucking seventy dollars, Like dude, the original Mario Brothers, like
Super Mario World fucking costs like ninety dollars when it came in, Like we're
really and that was in and that was in nineties money. You can see
it in Nintendo catalogs. You can see like the scans from those magazines where
it's like Mario Brothers ninety dollars and it's like, holy shit, And that's
back when ninety dollars was actually ninety fucking dollars. Now it's like, now
ninety dollars isn't even like what is that? Was that like equivalent? That's
like what like thirty probably yeah, And that was the same It was like
that worked in the same way as say, when Plasma TVs first came out,
if you remember, they were like eight to ten thousand dollars. I
remember that, yeah, And so it worked in that way. And then
once things became obviously more mass produced. Then the price drastically went down,
but it's always been relatively as say, even as a kid me PlayStation Super
Nintendo, everything was hovering around forty to fifty dollars, and so it literally
is absurd that it's only seventy dollars now two decades later. It's kind of
in saying, I remember when we were first going to go get a new
TV. It was so expensive and I don't say I'm not buying this right
now. And then like like five months later, everyone we had one day,
everyone my grandma came back and everyone in the house got a new TV.
It was like everyone got like a new tele because they were all like
so much cheaper than they were crazy four months ago. Like I remember,
d remember three D televisions. Everybody's like, here's a three D television.
Everybody was trying to sell those, and everybody was like, I'm not getting
a three D t sounds so stupid, that sounds so what I want a
three D television for people still didn't buy them. People's people didn't buy them
so much they stopped them making those kinds of televisions that TVs and ship Like
a lot of Avatar was Avatar was was a big thing for that, like
that was purpose. I don't know, we submersion even they got like a
good deal on it, so they it was like the same price as like
everything else that they would have bought. So they were like, fuck it,
we'll get a three D and I use it like I use it like
maybe three times. I think the original Halo Combat Evolved remaster had a three
D implementation with it for three D TVs at that time. That's how like
big three D TVs were that they were expecting it to be like a big
thing for video games and it was neat, But like, I don't know,
man, you're never just gonna be You're never going to beat a flat
screen just showing you what you want to see, you know. That's kind
of the problem that VR has right now, where it's like you're just not
VR is cool. It's it's neat, But until you make it as convenient
as just turning on a screen, it's never going to take off in the
way that it needs to. Like, it's just never going to do it.
I have a VR headset and I barely use it right That's crazy to
me. If I was in the nineties, if you told me in like
when I was like ten. If you told me when I was like seven
years old, like, oh, hey, dude, you're gonna have a
virtual reality headset one day and it's gonna be really fucking cool. There's gonna
be a lot of cool games on it, and you're never going to play
it. That would sound unbelievable to me. That'd be like, dude,
so shit, why why wouldn't I play it? And you use it?
You're like, oh, this is why, because I'd rather just turn the
fucking TV on. Yeah, just king man. I tried. It was
fine, and I was like I don't really want this too much. And
I was like, all right, cool. Then, really I'm getting close.
Yeah, I'm getting like it's almost to the point where I'm like I'll
be I'll finally jump on board. There was a game that I saw.
I think it might even still be in development. Uh. It was some
type of Skyrim looking game. I can't remember what it was called, but
some dude like decapitates a guy. He fucking jumps and does all these crazy
fucking like basketball moves and dunks his head into a into a basket like like
a bucket. And I was like that was the crazy. Oh before he
dunks it, he slaps the head too, so he's doing all these crazy
you know, through the legs and he slaps and then dunks it, and
I was like I almost got on my fucking computer. I was like,
I get time. I gotta go, I gotta get it. That shit's
so what upe man, it is cool. It's just a matter of like
I can only play it for like thirty minutes before like it starts to feel
like it's crushing my head. You know, it's so heavy. It's just
like and it is honestly, like I don't think like the free It really
is crazy, the freedom that certain games in VR. Like apparently like some
amazing RPG just came it, like like a ten out of ten RPG just
came out on VR like this like a couple of days ago, Azua's Wrath
or something, and apparently it's like fucking incredible. Yeah. Wait, as
Your's Wrath had fucking old like twenty twelve May wrong. No, no,
no, I actually mean like the gods, I know what you're talking about.
Though, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, I know
that Jalen loves that game. The game that you're talking about. I was
literally thinking about that just like two days ago that I had a lot of
fun with that game. I had a lot of fun with that game.
So much was not good. It was I'm not out of War though it
didn't. The aesthetics were not the game, not the game. It was
hold on, hold on. So I got it. It's it's not Azua's
wrath, it's as Guard's wrath. Remember I was thinking there was like Loki
was involved. I was like game, Yeah, yeah, So apparently that's
like a ten out of ten, like amazing hardcore v RPG like in VR
and probably like the first first of its kind. So I'm curious about that.
But it's like, dude, RPGs are so long, and the idea
of like spending sixty hours in a VR headset knowing that like every thirty minutes
it's gonna fuck with me is kind of annoying. And it all comes down
to the way of that thing. Man, Like, they got to make
it so light it's imperceptible, and I think, only then is it going
to be really something that's probably twenty thirty then probably twenty thirty, yeah,
probably probably a while. It's cool though, man like Bone Works, I
stand by that game so hard because there's freedom in that game. The freedom
that people talk about experiencing with Baldersgate is that kind of freedom where it's like,
oh, I can literally like beat this guy up, shove him in
a locker, pick up a crowbar and lock him in the locker, like
like putting it through the fucking hole of the handles, and then I could
just laugh at him, and then I could or I could like throw somebody
in a dumpster and like throw grenade in there and then hold the lid shuts
so we can't get out in like real time. It's like, it's the
funniest ship that I've ever experienced, and there's some great Spider Man. The
second there's an amazing Spider Man game in VR, I'm you're not, oh
yeah, that she will be crazy seeing me, because you don't even have
to make like a full fledged Spider Man game for it to be fun.
I think if you just made like, hey, here's a city, go
web Swing and it functions fucking realistically and it's and it's dope, that's enough
for me. Man. I'll pay one hundred dollars for that. Because stream
for years beating up Mary Jane sick Jan asked the city bro webbing somebody,
just webbing someone off the street, webbing someone off the street and then just
swinging with them, just basically abducting them and be like, hey, swing
them go take at the top of the Empire State. You could do that
in Spider Man two, like that, not the new one, the original,
the original Spider Man two for the Xbox and PlayStation. You could take
you could pick up a a guy who stole from like a news stand.
You can't regular people villains, No, you can't villains, but villains is
like you know, gangstanders or like Pettyman. Like you could pick up a
un pick up a man who stole a girl's purse, take him to the
top of the Empire State building and throw him off, and the game just
let you do that, and you would wait and you would wait and you
would wait, and then you would eventually see, like the little xp happen
when he hit the ground, and it was the funniest I'm sad that I
get why, but like I'm sad that doesn't happen like that off buildings that
do you have your little web thin that sticks them to the walls. Yeah
it's lame. I'm throwing people off buildings. Yeah, I think you could
abuse people and Web of Shadows, but I can't remember you could definitely,
definitely. I think that was the last one. I really remember Huge Tear
Wolverine and half of that game. That is fucking ridiculous. That was such
an insane moment. I remember seeing them being like, what the fuck?
Oh question, who did you? Who did you? Which pussy did you
stick with? Black Cat? Black Cat? Yeah, I just want to
make sure you guys, because if this was because if it because I think
it's like, if it was just a normal Spider Man game, you wouldn't
even have that option. So like immediately I was like, yes, I'm
all in on black Cat because no game lets you do this? Why the
fun would I go to Mary Jane like every other game in the fucking and
I never even think for this guy. I don't even like black Cat's personality
at all. She's a thieven matter. Ain't talking to her, ain't talking
to her that fucking we ain't talking ever. Yeah, if you have to
pick up Wouverine, I'm like this motherfucker wover. First of all, Hulk
Half, how to fuck Spider Man on a bad day on Rippman in Half.
But okay, I guess it's Web of Shadows that it is. Yeah,
I mean whatever, It's like the pirate scaling doesn't really matter where this
goes. Man, Let's hit them questions, finally, man for them.
Let's let's hit them questions, hit them Holidays. This is a reg episode,
this episode of what you call definitely this is a normal episode. What
are you talking about? That? That's why I said the N words so
much? No, you didn't say the hard R. You didn't. You
didn't even say it particularly all that more than you normally do. What are
you talking about? I would have caught that if you did say it during
the Wolverine thing. I think I'm pretty sure you had yeah, soft a
even though I wanted to use the hard R because it goes better with Berserker.
I was like barrage, but barge, you know, like, just
it is amazing how desensitized I am. I didn't even hear, Like if
you did say it, I didn't hear it at all, like slightly didn't
even Yeah, I gotta go back and make sure, because that would be
funny if I didn't. I didn't notice it either. If you did,
it doesn't matter what A tell Kingston that he can't say it. Yeah,
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Anyway, our first homeless person, our homeless fan wrote in says, hey,
they're Chris, Derek, and Sweeney says, what are your least favorite
Christmas songs? And can the three of you create a better, more ridiculous
one. Happy Holidays, Riley, I don't know about creating one right off
the bat. That might be it's non extra ammo. That was it seemed
to do it in the future. He said, I should mention this before
we before we answer this. A lot of people were asking about, Oh,
are you guys going to do that Grinch song? And the answer is
no, because we kind of found out that Joel Haveer, who's like a
great YouTube content creator, kind of did almost not exactly the same thing,
but close enough to the point where it's like I would be kind of redundant,
or like it would be kind of it would it would really serve no
purpose. Yeah, because that's a great it's a great video. It's animated,
it's hilarious. Exactly, it's almost exactly what I imagined. I'd imagined
it differently, but I mean, you know, the idea is just vulgar,
definitely vulgar. It doesn't crescendo in the same way, and it doesn't
crescendo for the same reasons. But it's generally the same premise and I don't
know, it just doesn't feel it. It's too if we never if we
know now that we know, and I'm gonna say it's the viewer's fault,
the listeners, because I they some people shared it. That's how I became
aware of it. If y'all didn't share that ship, I mean, I'm
glad that. I'm glad they did because I've definitely seen that video before in
passing, so like it definitely. I definitely wouldn't have wanted to do anything
that would like rip anybody off. But I just want to mention that before
we answered this question, So the least favorite Christmas songs? Or can the
three of us create a better one? Uh? Do you have an answer?
Yeah? Oh my god, Yes, I used to work. I
used to work for the Cools in the back where we would like bullshit retail.
Yeah, and me and my friend we used to work there in this
every fucking few hours. Uh. It was it was just I don't even
know what the song is called. It's probably called Hey Sana, but it's
kids fucking singing it. It's kids kids singing is the fucking worst, and
it's like, Hey, Sanna, Hey Sana, Sanna. Then and we
had to hear this every fucking day, and it was and then it was
to the point where we started replacing the words with hey n word and we
try to spice it up a little bit, just uh it's it is it.
We tried to spice it up a little bit, hey nigga, Like
just imagine these small, little white kids singing that ship. Uh yeah,
it's it's in my opinion, if you've heard it, then you would be
like, oh, yeah, this is definitely the worst song. I can't
stand this ship. Don't go don't even go listen, don't even go hear
it. It's not it's not worth hearing. I I I understand that.
I remember working retail during holidays and it was it was just I can't even
that that retail ruined so many songs that, like I was, I was
surprised to find out people liked, Like there's a lot of Mariah Harry songs
that people like and a lot of Beyonce songs that people like that I'm like,
I can't believe people like that because this is retail. I can't stand
Beyond because of retail. I can't stand her I'm not even say that.
And what's crazy is that I I understand she's a fantastic musician, like as
a singer, she isn't unbelievably good. So fucking Whitney Houston was another one
where that was completely I'm every I'm every Woman played every three minutes at sears
to the point where it's like I can't I I I don't like these people.
I like that song a lot. I like I'm every Woman a Really,
you didn't have to fucking uh, it's I heard it probably just as
much, not because of retail, was actually because I worked on retail stores.
Yeah, I heard it. Wait, I like I like some of
her deeper cuts because the very reason you're talking about I heard them less.
That's kind of like my mom would play some songs. I've heard a ton
growing up, but I still very much so enjoyed like I heard I heard
freaking Alica Alicia Keys, no one. I still that song fucking awesome.
I forgot what it's called secrets, secrets, which is like what you call
it? What is it with you? Yeah? I don't know that song
falling or falling or whatever. At least kids, it's only two fucking chords,
the entire song. It's really cool. Yeah, she's fucking She was
young and she was on fire. Bro. She was such a good like
she just had an understanding of music that was like wild for someone her age
at that time, where like a lot of where that genre was dying.
She was my second celebrity crush. The first it was a Leah and then
I think then went to Leah who didn't know exploded, who didn't like like
like, I didn't let her know the damn before I understood about her music.
I saw Queen Damned and you see that fuck was that Queen the Damn
saw fucking Her music video for It's still my favorite music video. No No,
No No for me was rock the boat was bro see brought the boats
fucked up because that came after out she died because she died literally on the
way to uh she was filming. Yeah, yeah, so that that she
involved with filming that video because the plane was too loaded and it crashed.
But uh, we need to go watch, We need a resolution. It's
basically it's just hypnotic, the music hypnotics. She's doing all this dumb ship
with her hands. She's basically if you're if you watch that, you're it
awakens you. It's an awakened. Yeah, it's a spiritual it's a spiritual
event. Yeah. Wait, we are getting on a tangent though, Oh
yeah, Christmas. Christmas is about Christmas. I think all for Christmas is
kind of annoying. It's annoying, but like I gotta say that, I
think genuine not the most annoying, necessarily, but the worst Christmas song I've
ever heard is that fucking Christmas Shoes song. I was sincerely exactly exactly.
I never heard this fucking song until maybe the last two years when people were
talking to me about it. This was never a staple in my I never
heard it at Like I'm like, at like a Christmas play or pageant or
like any of these on about Christmas shoes recite some of it. I couldn't
because I didn't grow. But it feels like a Mandela effecting where people are
like, oh, yeah, you don't play all the Christmas classics, classic
jingle bell, Christmas shoes. You're like, what Christmas shoes? And you
look it up and it's fucking horrible Christmas like Christmas shoes, Christmas shoes.
I really don't Christmas even Chris. It's literally about like some person getting shoes
for Christmas. That's not a real Christmas song, is No, it's not.
What about? Uh? What about? Have you heard the famous Louis
Armstrong one Christmas Shoes? No, No, it's a it's called it's called
so the song he says, is that you Santa Claus. But the song
is called that you like it? Just it completely takes out is and and
then it just apostrophe that is that you Santa Claus. He's likeas that she
used to play all the time too when I was working at Cole's And remember
this. You know what song is crazy? But I love it. It's
an insane song. This song is an insane song. Ho ho he he
the cat's who's covering all Christmas? Even that song is bananas? Like that
song can joke a rize somebody. If you play it to someone that's going
through a tough time, they'll turn into a killer. It's disturbing it.
It will transform you like that song and you'll slowly start melting away and you
were before disappear. So what is actually, let's flip it. What is
your favorite Christmas song? You know it's crazy my favor That is my favorite
Christmas song. Actually, yeah, I don't know the the the the the
title doesn't do anything for me. I don't hear somebody mean no saying maybe
and see you maybe and see them. It's somebody don't see it's it's simply
because of the fact my grandma likes that song and and they always played around
Lily's house for Christmas time. I love it. Yeah, I definitely.
I definitely heard that song before. I didn't recognize it by name, but
I think I don't know. I have two, which might be cheating,
but whatever, they are the only two that I regard evenly highlight I think.
I think certain classics like jingle Boy, Rocker fine or whatever, like
whatever, Like I feel completely it's not bad idea. I understand them.
They work. They don't really do much for me, but like I'm happy
to it's fine. But I I like Felice Navidad. There's something it's just
simple. I like the chords. I was jamming out to that ship the
other day. It's fun. It's weirdly on the radio. I don't know
why it's as fun to play as it is, but it kind of is
and so it's it's Felice Navidad for obvious reasons, Hispanic reasons. And then
Carol of the Bells I think is low key metal as hell, Like there's
something about Carol of the Bells that sounds metal, and as the Carol of
the Bells bells, No, you don't, you don't understand? Is that
the word? Like I'm really confused because I was like, really, is
that a metal like is that a hardcore song? Can't if you can't,
if you can't understand what makes that song so fucking cool, I can't help
you. I really sounds it's like a fucking Halloween song, Like it doesn't
sound Christmasy at all. It sounds like like operatic and fucking weird. And
then what really made me love it, what really made me appreciate it,
was Home Alone because they had like a re they had like almost like a
not a remix because that's not really the right word, but like a kind
of a reinstrumentation integrated into the original score for Home Alone. During the it's
called setting the Trap, but it's like a version of Carol of the Bells
for Home Alone, and it's the scene where like if that a scene where
he like where he cooks the mac and cheese and he like sits there and
then the alarm clock goes off and then he leaves it. It always pissed
me off because it looks it looks so delicious that mac and cheese. But
he goes and that that re instrumentation of Carol the Bells plays and it's fucking
sick. Yeah, it's the scales that they're using, and that song is
it translates to a metal like if you were to put in Carol the Bell's
metal cover, it's probably there's probably a thousand of them. Because I was
just under reading a song. I know what the song is. It's definitely
like a very old school like that's a Christian songs it's got it reminds me
of It reminds me of like Casvania in the winter time, you know what
I mean, Like there's something there's something so ominous about it. It reminds
me of it. It reminds me a lot of like the intro of if
You Guys Ever played is a very specific reference, but like the the intro
to Fable two has like this really great kind of sweeping kind of Christmas ominous
kind of tone to it too, and it's like it's so it's very emblematic
of that, and it's I don't know, man, the bells is dope.
I've metal covers of that awesome, Yeah, because that's it's It's just
there are certain songs to hear and you're like, oh, this is designed
for metal. You're like, this is this is this is it? Yeah,
So I felt when Sam Smith did that on Holy, I was like,
oh, I hear it. I hear how exactly how this is would
translate to a rock or metal song and uh yeah that's on that and amount
of metal head So definitely some of that gets wasted on me unfortunately. Yeah,
it reminds me of a little bit too. It ronds me a little
bit of night Wish, you know, like yeah, yeah, fair enough
Sahara Sahara by night Wish. How it starts off with like the bells kind
of I don't know, yeah, fair enough, That's it's cool. Yeah,
there's that's that's that's an awesome song. And so yeah, that that's
that's a very and at least not be done. I'm actually I'm debating on
uh, I was actually debating on just covering that that song. I was
like, you know, you know, it's just it's just covering. Why
not. Yeah, it's a song. I still might do it, but
it's just more about time news. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's jingle bell
rock. Dingle rock is a classic. The song is fucking goaded. I
love it so much. People don't like it, and I'm like, I
don't get how people don't love that song. It's just such a good song
to put on because that's start, that starts, that starts, and and
and Noel, Noel, but pretty Sinatra's cover of Noel. I love that
song cover. I think that's the only four people wist have heard my aunts.
There's like very exactly, I know my I know Sinatra sings that song
and then my aunt sings that song very well. That's that's the only two
of the song I know. But Noel, I love that song. Do
you also have an aunt that is suspiciously really good at singing that has not
bothered to use that at all? My aunt Eva is so good at singing
it's insane. Yea to She's a fucking she heard. She has a business
background as aunt, having h angelic voices just as true as you have a
perverted uncle. Yeah, he goes hand in hand, Yeah, something about
it. My aunt Evil. She can sing, she can sing, she
can shake a room with her voice. And it's just like, I don't
know why you're so good at taking it. And my grandma can't sing at
Oh, my grandma is the worst singer I've heard in person in my life.
My grandma's tone death. She doesn't not sing at all. And that
is such a problem, dude. The phenomenons I see with people that are
actually tone death is versus a person that has, like, say, a
perfect pitch is it's it's it's so fascinating to see where I remember trying to
guide my friend Phil. It was rapping. We're just doing rapping, and
so it wasn't even like he needed really be on key, but it was
just he could not stay on beat. It made no sense to him.
But if you did it with him, he could do it. And it
reminded me of me trying to draw a face just by looking at it versus
tracing, where it's like, Okay, I can trace this motherfucker. I
cannot draw a face by looking at it, like if I just even though
it's right in front of me, and I'm like, all right, let
me do. It just turns out wrong. It just will turn out wrong.
It's it's fucking crazy. Like some people have it, some people don't.
Man, you know, I hadn't thought about thought about this. I
hadn't thought about this in a long time. But for whatever reason, it
is totally real because I watched this movie recently, because I think it's I
think it's such a movie. Is such a fever dream. Have you ever
seen Jack Frost with with Michael Keaton, with Michael Short he becomes the snow
man and he has that transformation sequence that seems like a fucking panic attack.
There's a scene that dude, it's just wooshing around him. I posted a
video to Twitter of that scene with like breaking Benjamin playing in the background and
weirdly fucking but there's there's a scene in that movie where it's like really fucking
sad where like Michael Keaton dies spoilers for Jack Frost, but Michael Keaton dies
in that movie, and like it's just this his son sitting in the snow
sad while like Fleetwood Max Landfill plays or that not Landfill Landslide and that song
is like a Christmas song to me now because I associated with that movie even
though it's the most depressing song I think I've probably ever heard in my life.
Uh So that's a weird association that I have with it. But I
can I say something to a moratorium on Santa Baby. I hate that fucking
song. I hate that disgusting fucking Making Christmas horny is so weird, Like
I don't know, trying to fuck the show Santa. Yeah, it's it's
it's it's throat. Make make Halloween horny. That's like totally fit. It's
almost perfectly suited for it. Okay, leave Christmas that even too, I
don't make it. Halliday's horny is so weird, man, Halloween makes more
because at least it's Halloween costumes and horny nurses and ship It's awesome. Not
bro, not bro. Just take women at the equation in general, bro,
all male society. Yeah, we'd advanced so far until we've got to
wonder if we're gonna fuck. Then that'd be the problem. A little for
a little, maybe a bunch of wars. I'm gonna cut you off.
Hello, Carlon Pryor and Murphy. Hello, comrade, have any of you
heard of the new movie The American Society of Magical Negroes. Yes, I
swear it's real. Look it up, please be well stark boys. I
I don't know what so I know what the premise is, right, I
understand that that that's a trope, right, But I don't know what this
movie is about. Apparently it's just not very good, which is you know,
so what happened was I think, like Harry Potter for niggas, but
apparently it's about negroes that that managed to keep white people from not losing their
minds. Yeah, and it woulded tough for me at that moment. I
was hoping that it had no political undertones when I heard the name, and
I was like, oh, well, you know, there you go,
there you go, because I think we, I think we. I think
I remember being specifically disappointed on the podcast. I think I looked it up
a trailer or something, and uh yeah, rund it for me whimsical like
all those black people with magic and it's some wild ship like they're gonna go
to Atlanta and they're gonna be making like magical lean and ship and I'm like,
this is fucking funny. But apparently No, it was just like,
oh, in this world, we're here to like make sure the white men
doesn't lose their mind. We have to be uptightened upstart negroes to keep the
whites from going crazy, which even magic can't do that. It's just in
their blood. So that's just gonna happen no matter what. WHOA. I
go on to Alex Jones esque rant about why white people are bad, but
it makes sense a little bit. There's a little bit of it that is
like, oh, yeah, I don't really have much else to say about
it. I haven't seen the movie, and it was kind of I haven't
even seen I haven't even seen I haven't even gotten a chance to see movies
that I want to see, which is actually kind of brings us into our
next thing. Silk Song Believer. He says, Yo, gay man,
have you seen Godzilla Minus one? And is it the movie I want to
I haven't. I haven't seen it yet and I might see it so day
one. It's fucking awesome, awesome, Yeah, dude, I I I
want to see it. I also want to see shin Godzilla that because I
heard that was a fucking wild fucking I heard that was weird fucking movie ship.
I was insane. So maybe I think I might watch Shin today and
then at some point during the week I'll go see Godzilla because I do want
to see it. I have this weird just go do it. I know,
I know, it's it's just it's this weird thing where it's like Godzilla
is one of those things where it's like I like it, but I'm not
like I wouldn't say I'm like I would feel like a complete posts are saying
like, oh, yeah, I'm a fan of Godzilla. I haven't sat
through like every single Godzilla movie. I like the general concept of like giant
monsters fighting, you know what I mean. Like, I like Godzilla.
It's like an idea. I think it's cool, like the origins of it
and how it's like inspired by like the you know, an allegory for like
nuclear war. I think it's fucking dope as shit. But I've never like
sat down and watched like, you know, Godzilla versus Mecha Godzilla all the
way through because I get it, you know, like I and that yeah,
god I was just gonna say, I think this movie's perfect for a
person who he's casually a fan of of of Godzilla. I think it's it's
because it's not what you It's not like, say, what what I'm particularly
looking for, like say I'm I'm a Kaiju freak, where I just I
love giant Kaijus and mechs fucking fucking each other up. So it just it
grounds it in a way that you don't have to think, like, you
know, somebody might be going to this, what is this is gonna be
so fucking gay? And then it's like, oh, this is actually a
real movie. This is awesome. So like the thing that soured me on
it, the thing that soured me on it was the only Godzilla movie that
I made the leap to see was the one that I really shouldn't have made
the leap to see. And I think everybody knows which movie that is.
It's it's the It's the one with Brian Cranston, because I remember being like
fourteen, Brian Cranston in a Godzilla movie that sounds sick and then he dies.
Who's in that? Yeah, Quicksilver's in it, Aaron Taylor Johnson.
I think is maybe I'm going to be wrong, I don't know, is
somebody like yeah, And it was fucking terrible, like they they and I
was. It was extremely underwhelming. They killed him in like the first ten
minutes. I'm like, what I have to follow this other fucking loser with
no charisma? Now this sucks. They're if you're gonna have people, this
is the thing. It's like the people. I get why the people are
in a Godzilla movie, but like I kind of I kind of want to
see the monster shit. So like, if you're going to have a per
person in the movie, my god, you can't. I can't think of
a better person than Brian Granton. He's just so easy to watch, and
then you get rid of him in the first ten minutes and you're like,
oh, well shit, no one's gonna match this, and you're totally right.
The whole the whole movie, no one comes close, and you're just,
oh my god, just go back to the monster please, And even
that's I love it. Last I love the last half an hour of every
god to the movie. The movie Last Persone was trash. The King of
the Monsters is fucking dope. I thought they did a much better job.
The song versus Godzilla is perfect for like, say, if you're a freak
like me, that just loves like I think. I think the twenty the
twenty fourteen one was cool at the end, bro, that's when he was
burning everything around him and that shi it was sick as fuck. But if
I I can't, I can't watch literally a movie that has fourteen minutes of
Godzilla in it. It's something thing stupid like that, it's something it's it's
less than half an hour. I'm pretty sure got it's way less than half
an hour. It's something astonine to where I'm like, I can't believe they
did this to us. They can't believe they did this. But Godzilla is
in Godzilla is in that movie more than Venom is Inspider Man two. But
yeah, but Venom and spider Man two for a decent chunk? Is he
not much? He's not much longer, not much longer than that. He
is in there longer. I'm joking, he's in a decent chunk. I
feel like people like he's in there for he's in there for half an hour
max. Half an hour? Really yeah, I mean he's in he's at
play for more than it, but like he's he's not on screen for more
than like twenty something thirty minutes, which is like twenty hour games. That's
the same as like doc as doc Och in the last one. You know,
no, doc actor has had a pretty strong presence the whole time,
but as but as doc Och, not as out of Octavius. No,
but even no but even Venom doesn't have that presence at all until like he
worked. This is the secondary. I love God, I love the I
fucking love Kingy Door. That's my favorite Kaiju everything. I was a little
kid, even when MF. Doom took the name king Gy Door. That's
when I first found out about him. And Mom was like, oh,
yeah, this is really cool. Dragon from space and I was he from
space and he has three heads. He was like, yeah, look at
doora and he gave me a toy of him and I fucking tried to eat
it, and I was like one of my founding memories. I was like,
this is sick. I like this guy. And then he was in
the movies. I was happy, even though he got fucking cucked. They
cucked my boy gy Dora stupid. I used to have the three headed dragon
did a space dragon? Yeah, yeah, that's it's cool. The Door
is so fucking sick, dude, I had a uh a giant like toy
and I played my first show at this venue chain reaction until I mounted it
to the kit and like it's my only It was a terrible fucking show.
But the only thing that I like is seeing footage of a young me with
this fucking Godzilla on the throne. I was like, oh, I love
this. I love that I did this, and with if I didn't do
that, there would be absolutely no reason to ever reminisce on this footage or
pictures or anything, because that was fucking ass. It was. I mean,
but what do you expect when you're when you're a kid, you're you're
you're proud of the music you made, but and you ignore that it's absolute
dog shit. You know. It's like one of those things. Yeah,
I guess, like if anything else, like if you have art you draw
or something and it's like not as it's not as good as you know,
your parents might see like, oh, looks great, and you know they
know it's fucking awful. It's fucking terrible. But yeah, don't lie to
your kids, man, or just don't have kids. Don't have kids,
tell them, I tell them. I never lie to your kids either.
Never lie to your kids or don't stop lying to them, light of them
about absolutely everything. That's like, I like that, Walter White. Walter
White wrote in this says hello Chris, Derek and uh fuck you Sweeney.
Jesus hostility here so unnecessary. What moment is the most jaw dropping this year?
In my opinion, it was the Kanye ship. Well, Kanye ship
was more last year, wasn't it misremembering? No, No, that happened
this year? What happened? Oh wait, you're right, all of it
this year? I mean, I don't when it happened this year, but
like maybe hold on him going to Alex Jones, him going to Alex Jones
last year? Maybe Kanye that was this year? That was just it was
this year. Wasn't it was earlier this year? Why do I know?
But Kanye long? That feels like a long time because I think my PC
was not in like this space when that happened. Yeah, so okay,
so here it is? He makes anti sim had comments on Info Wars December
second, twenty twenty two, So that was like at the crazy end of
last year. I so what it makes sense what has happened lately with him?
Because I feel like at the same time, that was the big thing
that happened. No, he didn't. He did the Candice Joe's White Lives
Matters shit this year. Oh yeah, yeah, that wasn't as crazy.
Yeah he did. That's him in Paris when he was doing that ship or
something. Yeah, what is he what is it called when he does that
that Paris thing that he does. That doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
But and he recently came back. I have not paid attention to the context
of everything where I haven't seen the video footage. I only heard of some
of the podcasts listened to it just audio versions, so I don't know what
he was doing or but yeah, he he went on more rants. I
guess more antisemitic rants. I guess jaw another episode. What are the most
jaw dropping the crazy? Like what what's the crazy? Makes me so sad
about that is that people have him on their shows, right, having these
episodes, and it's just like, how like it's all for money for these
people. They don't give a fuck about as well being at all, of
course, of course, and it's like this is someone having a manic episode
and they a mic in front of their face. You can be this person
having this episode like you're you're witnessing. Your eyes are open, you are
a human seeing another human go through a moment and still of being like,
this is not the right time to do this. No, it's the perfect
time. That's that's the thing. No, no, no, no,
for a human, for a human having a heart, No for these money
grubbing pieces of ship. Yeah, absolutely exactly. That's why it's like there's
no surprise or nothing. That's like, of course they would do that.
Of course Tim Poole would host. Of course, fucking Drink Champs would host,
like, of course, fucking nor piece of ship. I used to
be such a best I used to have so much respect for Noriega. Bro.
That shit broke my heart as a New Yorker that loves hip hop.
Noriega was one of the godfathers of that ship. Bro NOORI respect nor demanded
respect when he walked into a room because of what he did for hip hop.
Now I can't I can't even, I can't even, I can't even
watch it anymore. I'm like, that was such a dude. Kanye is
looking at me, let's go yeah, right, bro, So I'm looking
at some of these stories right, and so so obviously the topless meta on
Twitch happened. I show speed flashing his dick. That was pretty wild.
I think the NPC kind of the TikTok NPC stuff that Seinfeld Ai becoming self
aware of the big Las Vegas fear. I think, honestly, the big
thing that happened this year that sticks out to me, not necessarily because I
think it's real or anything, but because it was so ridiculous. They made
me laugh when I heard about it. Was the fucking Mexican aliens. That
ship was funny. The Mexican alien ship was so damn funny because that little
fucking guy they put around. It was like, look at this Mexican alien
and it's so clearly not real. Everyone was fucking talking about it. I
just want somebody in it once, to make something that's not a gray like
how fucking lazy? Are you like that? Though? Huh? What if
they are like that? Though? Like what if? What if aliens are
just little gray men that wouldn't make any that's them being so illogical. It's
so illogical them being that way. It's just what are you talking about?
Because how the fun would an alien on a on a different planet so far
away from us have a similar like phenotype to us. That's insane. That's
like, why would they have anywhere near a similar build to us. They'd
be fucking so wild looking. That's actually what bothered me about mass effect and
Rameda, where I was like, oh, hopefully they come with it.
They they didn't even dramas so bad. And then the two there was like
two species and one of them and there were It turns out they were the
same fucking species, but they were genetically altered. I was like, I
can't believe they did that. I can't believe they did that. They had
so many opportunities to make some wild ship. There was one cool thing in
there was like a flying whale which looked awesome, and that's it. And
I was like, wow, think of like think of Kroganians and like that.
Right, the fact that a krogan looks as much as a human as
it does is still illogical. It's still in itself. It's okay to me.
We're in the same galaxy. I'll excuse that we're still in the same
in the milky Way, whatever, whatever the way, I'm I'm okay with
that. I'm okay with humanoids existing in across the galaxy. Once we get
into another galaxy that is so inconceivably far away, and I'm like, man,
how did things get What's gonna go on over there? Oh? Humanoids?
Cool? You know they chose humanoids right because you won't care about things
that aren't humanoid. That's the reason why they have to be humanoids. But
that won't give anything else. It's because the el Core. I love the
l Core in MASSI Effect. They're so like not like they're there, They're
like they're almost like elephants. Like there's so these big creatures that have no
emotions and they have to announce to you how they feel because they have like
with with pleasure. It is nice to see you again, you know,
and like they they like they're like those big fucking like they're like these big
they're on the on their on fours, right, yeah, they're they're in
the citadel there. Yeah, that's where you first see it in the side.
They are so fucking funny. I want to I want to play through
the original Mass Effects again. Do it. I haven't done it in a
while. I tried the first finish for the first game, and then I
kind of soft locked myself. I fucked myself up. I walked into a
door that I walked into, a door that I shouldn't have and then they
immediately were like your hostile for walking into this door, and I'm like,
I'm sorry. And then I didn't have a save, so I like,
I just like, I didn't know how to fix it, so I just
let it go. But I might, I might play through them again.
I really miss I love Mass Effects so much. Man, it's so good.
I wasted money on buying the legendary edition because I played through the first
one just because I want to see the changes. And that's it. And
I'm like, well, I kuld have waited to do this instead of paying
sixty dollars. Yeah, you know whatever. It sends a message of what
people let me want. You know, you're right, You're right. It
should support them, even though even though you know, I'm kind of yeah,
yeah, I don't. I love the Alcore are pretty cool. I
don't know, I think, I don't know. I don't know if it's
that illogical that like some alien would look somewhat like us, Like I think
it's I think it's completely it's a super stretch. They look anything like us.
Yeah, And well, I'm just saying in order for me to really
believe that, I would have to have somebody like, I don't know,
Stephen Hawking or somebody like that be like is this unreasonable? And probably their
expertise. I see, we're we're here only because of so many random circumstances
happened to this planet, a series of random extinction level events that's possible to
because it's possibly could have possibly happened to other places the same similar ways.
Just the universe is so vast that like it could have possibly happened to the
places where they could literally just be like obstantively, yeah, somewhere else after
a series of simil are free situations. Well, I think the real thing
is, like, is it even illogical not that there are aliens, but
is it illogical that there are aliens in the way that there are in science
fiction? Because I think like there's a big kind of I don't know what
the term for it is. I think there's a name for this theory,
but there's an idea that like society's never become spacefaring because before they can,
they destroy themselves. So like there are probably many, many, many advanced
civilizations that have existed and probably will exist throughout time, but they've never really
gone anywhere because the amount of technology it would take to do that also kind
of begets the technology to destroy themselves like nuclear energy and that is and just
spamin and war fi one on one, right, I don't know, create
AI and then they fucking kill everyone, which totally makes which to me makes
a lot of sense. It would make that makes sense as to why we
haven't seen anything or have it, or we haven't gotten really any information about
anything else that exists. It would make a lot of sense to me that
like, yeah, by the time we even get the technology to even remotely
do that shit, we probably just fuck each other up and ruin everything,
or just or just the amount of resources that you would have to extract from
the world that you're on to even get to the point that you can go
space faring dooms the planet and then you're just kind of fucked, Like I
could, I could believe that, and that would make mass effect in general
impossible. So I think the liberties taken there are just like, hey,
you know what, let's assume that that doesn't happen, because what I assume
is this right? What I assume is that I I don't think that most
species get wiped one hundred percent. I feel like things don't get reset to
zero first raised races. I think if that would happen, there would be
something that would just leave beforehand. Why would you? Why would you assume
that? Why would you? Because I feel like an a species does intelligent
enough to completely nuke itself, is also intelligent enough to be, like,
we gotta get the fun here before there's we're all gone. That's the same
time. I think they I think they can try, but it's just a
matter of like whether or not they can succeed and how likely that because like
there's evidence to suggest that Mars has like evidence of like of an earth like
like the remnants of an earth like atmosphere, or like the remnants of Earth
like, Like there's there's river beds, there's evidence of like river beds and
all this all this stuff and like microbes and shit and like vegetation that used
to be there, implying that Mars could have been, like many many many
many many many many many million years ago, an earth like place with its
own kind of ecosystem and its own like you know civilizations that it's now just
kind of completely gone, which would imply that everything that's on Mars is completely
fucking gone, like zero now because they fucking went. I guess off that
I can't. I can't yes or no, for you know, none of
us are smart enough to even really like we don't. This is it's just
possible. I just wish that aliens looked like aliens. You know, I
want to see alien I want to throw up after seeing it, be like,
dang, that's interesting. Oh see that's I'd say that's the thing where
it's it's more of it and come to this. I want to say originally
that I wish that people would try harder to imagine something that like like say
you and you would probably need you'd probably need experts to help you in vision.
Okay, how would something look that that was not carbon based, that
say, that evolved on this type of setting. How do you think they
could evolve and what would it look like? Would it would we even be
able to tell that it is actually a creature like stuff like that? And
to get me to a point where that actually kind of spooks me and sends
a chill down my spine, where I'm like, oh shit, that what
is that? But then they just choose that gray shit, I'm like,
get the stop, because like, yeah, okay, what take an argument
something like that could exist with the amount of fucking space is in the universe.
Yeah, it is totally plausible that something like that could happen. But
we already know the origins of that ship, right, there's an It's just
like, say, we know the origins of like a xenu or something there.
There are people who envision this and then it took off at a certain
era, like grays weren't a thing before the like the the with the eighteenth
century and ship like that, Like yeah, like it's it's so it's just
like that's crazy though. I think that's fucking insane that they made out they're
like alien isok like this it's like all right, everybody's and it just took
off. I mean I get it. Is that that's all you have to
go off of when people sucked back then, just just by default, you
didn't have they didn't have any knowledge, didn't have anything to go off of.
I do love that story about I do love that story about how like
what is it like, how are our modern idea of ghosts. It's entirely
like it's it's it's just entirely created by the original. Like how like how
projectors used to work, or like how they actually like had you know like
that, Like ghosts were never depicted as like translucent, floating things right until
like until they started making movies about him, because that was like the only
way that they could project them onto the scene while making sense. It's really
fucking weird. You're here but you're not. It's insane. It's insane.
And think about that too, and think about like how ghosts and like other
other cultures, like Christianity's depiction of like spirits and other pictures of spirits is
like Pagans and Christianity is so like negative, but like everywhere else is like
super positive. Like the ghosts are like nice, like all your ancesters are
like looking after you and they care about you, and they're sticking around to
help you make better decisions. And it's like, no, hell, that's
the Hary that's the Harry Potter approach to ghosts, where it's just like,
hey, what's up. Yeah, yeah, because it wasn't. I don't
think the people like the Pagans that had beliefs back in the day, it
wasn't. It was just a thing that that kind of developed naturally to explain
some stuff. Where then as modern day religions were once people started getting more
crafty, it was used as a tool to control people. The reason why,
like hell and torture and certain things and why killing yourself you're gonna go
to hell? Why those things are even a thing in the first place.
It's rules to control people. It's so fun, it's so obvious when you
like look into it's like why else would you do that? Why else would
why else would any of that shit make any sense? Like you can't do
this ship or you're going to hell? Or like what why why would a
benevolent entity ever do something like this? They're fuck they're fucking tyrant. They're
an absolute, fucking mad man authority, And to be mean to me for
no reason? Why with man's And it's like, oh, I get what's
happening. I get it, but don't don't, don't piss on me and
tell me it's come Come on, dude, come on, come on me
already, come on, come on, come come in my face and in
my face right now. I want to ask you guys a question just ahead
of my own curiosity. Yeah, where do you guys stand on like cold
pizza and like cold chicken. Cold chicken with sauce is delicious. Cold it
is fake pizzas decent. Cold real pizza sucks. That's exactly my stance.
It's it's the Yeah, the better the ingredients. Yeah, the worst it
is when it's cold. That is that is absolutely true. But since I'm
gonna look, that used to be my ship when I was a kid.
But now that I'm an adult that enjoys things a little bit finer. Uh,
even I I will take the time to toaster of in a pizza or
something because it's a pizza. Yeah, pizza needs to be hot. I
think, Yeah, it's just better. So it's like when I was a
kid, I love the the you get up and waste no time eating.
That was kind of like the point of being a kid sometimes just grabbing a
craft single slice, grabbing the pizza from the box out of like it just
and then go play. Like that was as an adult, like that's not
like it's you know, even when I make a sandwich, I like to
toast the bread. It's just better. It's just better when you butter and
toast the bad toast me over the turkeys. Honestly, I'm still I'm still
kind of big on cold sandwiches. I don't normally toast the bread unless it's
like a very specific time Sanich, But I'm a fan of cold sandwiches too,
Like, don't give me cold cuts the ship, but it's the bread
which is good. But I'm toasted. One is god a toasted. Like,
if you get like a French, go to Albertsons every everyone, if
there's an Albertsons in the area, get the French bed from Albertson's. Butter
that ship and toast it. I could survive off of that. I could
be a peasant and live off of that for the rest of my life.
It's one of the best tasting. Yeah, just be like, because you
know, all you can do afford is bread. Yeah, but I would
be I'd be okay with that, yeah, of course. Yeah. Chicken
is the one where I'm like, look, I love I love I love
hot chicken, man like I love it. Yeah, but I've definitely I
have no issue ordering ordering chicken, eating some of it, being like I'm
gonna save the rest for later. I put it in the fridge and then
when I want it later, I'm just I'm eating it out of the fridge.
Us. I really do not chicken, for whatever reason, does not
need to be hot at all for me. Obviously, initially, I'm not
gonna order cold chicken like a psycho would be insane. It's like, hey,
man, I want you. I want you to make me some chicken,
but make sure it's cold by the time it gets here. No,
I want to be fucking freezing. But that ship in the freezer. Yeah,
for that shit in the freezer for ten minutes and then send it my
way for me. For me, it needs to have sauce. Chicken would
sauce. I think that depends on the chicken. Most chicken apps of fucking
lutely, but gusses right out of the fridge is for some reasons. I
don't know what they do. But it's still juicy somehow when it's when it's
in the fridge, even for like a full fucking day. That's not what
they're doing that's concerned. I don't care, man, don't I don't know.
It doesn't have time to make it to the fridge. For me,
it's kind of like, you know, that's a good point. Though most
of my fried chicken never makes it into the fridge. It is, well,
I specifically, I specifically save it for late. I specifically eat some
of it now, and then I'll save it for LA because then later I
don't have to order a whole new thing, or I don't have to cook,
or I don't have to eat. Yeah, you can also order more
than you normally would. That's actually a good plan. That's what I do.
Yeah, that's what that's. Yeah, that's basically what I plan ahead.
I order more than I can eat for a meal, and I save
the rest for later because it's so that makes sense. But that makes sense,
all right, let's see, let's get a few more in here.
Uh kid, kid Cuddy, I'm on the pursuit of fat penis, and
I know everything that's long ain't always gonna be throbbing, wrote and he says,
hello, quacamole and past phoenus. Just not sorry, I'm sorry,
hold on, I'm sorry. What was Yeah? Like, is it supposed
to be? Is it supposed to be? Like? Okay, okay,
no, I'm not I'm not gonna hit a suit of fat penis. Is
gonna be swollen, but I'll be by. I'll be by. I like,
right, that was actually brilliant. Yeah, I'm gonna have a talent.
Is the so wasted? What it is a waste of a town?
That was brilliant. Actually, he wrote in he said, did you guys
hear that Keith David is in has been Hotel? Yes? I did hear
this. It was fascinating about this is that? And I love this.
I love that this is true. Our friend Mick voices the character in the
pilot that Keith David is voicing in the in the full proper A twenty four
version of the show. So our friend got replaced by Keith David. That's
pretty crazy, and that's fucking so sick. Like I was telling him,
I was like, dude, I would be so I would I would be
so excited to be replaced by Keith David because that means you're just in your
linked now, like you're you're linked to this guy. We met him,
You met Keith David, Yeah, me, Smoky, Mick, we all
met him. Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, that
was I had to not talk because I was gonna cry. Yeah, yeah,
that was that was the comic con right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I remember I got that that birthday message from from Keith David Smokey
sent it to me. I was like, this is sick. I can't
believe this is I can't believe this is real. But oh wow, that's
crazy. He's the goat man. The fact that he's a real person is
insane to me. Sometimes, Yeah, it really doesn't. It doesn't make
He's still going so strong too. If we lose the dude, the day
we lose him as a damn to really be, I'm gonna have to like,
really, I don't even put that energy out here. Man, kill
you I'll kill you. Don't even I'll kill you dead. That's so sick.
I'll that ship that I never want to discuss. Man, not there's
certain people you don't want to discuss with the energy out there. Just just
let the cards lies they may man or however you say that fucking whatever.
Yeah, Bruce the genetic Jackhammer Rando, He says, Hey, role models,
I agree, it's a terrible idea to bring bring in fans to have
on the podcast, But when it comes to other content creators, what's the
bar? Do you have to know? Them, do they need a certain
a certain amount of subscribers. Unrelated, my podcast has sixty views, and
I have to subscribers. It's not about I wouldn't even say it's about subscriber
ver. I do think knowing them is kind of important, at least a
little bit, Like I wouldn't want to we've we I have definitely had,
we've I feel like we've had people on the podcast that I've never spoken to
before. But I feel I don't know that for sure. Well, I
mean but that I feel like there's a normal right, I feel like there's
at least one person right, No, way, I don't actually know.
I don't actually know off the top of my head, Like what our guest
list is. There's not many. It's been it's not many. If it's
been a Hunter, it's been Meet Canyon, it's been Elvis Lyle, Yeah,
Leon Leon Leon, Yeah, I guess maybe not. I don't know
knowing them is. Knowing them is kind of important. I wouldn't say suscriber
count is important, Like if we knew somebody that we thought was funny,
Like I mean, we had Gabby on the podcast, you know, yeah,
when when Derek was sick that one time, and it was just you
know, we knew her and we get along well with her, and she's
funny, so like it's it's really just a matter of like do we know
them, do we think that they could have a good time on do we
think The main thing for me is like do I think they would have a
good time on the podcast? Because it is a very specific like you can't
get like a buttoned up guy. You can't get like lex Friedman on Stark
liked that's not going to work at all. But there's a part of me
that would want to get on him because I want to antagonize him in a
way that like I want to ask him the worst shit possible to try to
get him to not be he he is. He is the personification of neutral.
Like I've never heard him emote ever. I want to ask him what.
I want to ask him what cardboard he based his personality on. Yeah,
you a boring person. I think I've ever said like it it really
it really honestly, Like when I heard like there were so many people talking
about like Friedman's show, Uh yeah, A couple, a couple I think
maybe like last year sometime I don't remember, there was a thing where he
interviewed Todd Howard or something, and that was like kind of like big in
the gaming sphere because I was like weird and I was like, oh interesting,
Uh, this is like a big show. Let me go, let
me go see what this is about. And I've never seen a more he's
like that the fucking l L Rocks or whatever. El Cores. He's like
the fucking el cores and messaging like he has has no emotion in his soul
like this, I've never seen somebody who's more of an automaton than this guy.
Like I've never seen him laugh, I've never seen him smile. Granted
I'm not like a big consumer of the show, so like maybe that does
happen, and maybe I'm just seeing I've seen enough samples of it, but
I've seen imagine, Yeah, like he's not there. I've seen him smile.
But like even that, even this, like how do you how do
you smile? Lane? Like how do you like? How do you like?
Like how do you have no emotion? When it doesn't make sense to
me, Like it's it's like a fake smile like Rhonda Sante's or something.
When you see him smile. But it's like it's like a genuine smile.
You're like, bro, what how are people? How does he have such
a large platform? I know he's been on Joe Rogan multiple times, so
that makes sense. But he's he's very accomplished, he's very easy. He's
a great guitarist. I've actually seen Hi play guitar. He's actually really good
at it. He's very good at what he does with all of his knowledge
and shit. But damn, even that fucking interview, and like it's clear
that he's not really a Bethesda fan but a Skyrim fan. And it's kind
of like it's one of those things where I'm like, well, get the
fuck out here, dude, you're the wrong person to conduct this. You
know, I remember that feeling so weird. It was just like you,
this does not fit at all, Like what's happening here? Yeah? That's
what? Because that that's what Who came on? Who came on Joe Rogan's
podcast to talk about Doom? When the only reason John was it? John
was it? Carmack? But let me look it up. Yeah, keep
talking, I'll look it up because I just remember Joe. The only reason
I think this even happened is because Joe was obsessed with Quake Arena way back
in the day, like when had Quake Krena came out that came out in
like fucking what two thousand and two or two that I can't even remember.
He was obsessed with that. So then for some reason, all these Joe
could not give a flying fuck about any of the latest run of Doom or
anything that was happening. So it was the most awkward fucking podcast ever.
Yeah, Joe, John Carmack. It was John Carmack, who is a
game design genius, but like, yeah, him him being on, being
on, Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan only being a fan of Quake fucking three
arenas crazy. That's like if if we had, like if I did a
solo episode of the show and I had like the head of like Bungee on
but like I only cared about Myth to Soul Blighter from nineteen ninety six,
that's man. I was like, man, how did you make how did
you guys make myth? How did you guys make myth? Too? Was
it? And just no Halo questions, no Destiny questions at all, Like
that's so crazy to have John Carmack on your podcast and not care about due
why even at that point, it's it's it's baffling, it's it's baffling.
You want to get once mentioned Halo? You never want mentioned Halo never a
single time you mentioned it, And it's like, damn, bro, dude,
people would lose their fucking mind, which actually, I mean, when
you think about it, would be funny like if you did if you do
that funny, if if you did that on purpose, that would be really
fucking funny. Is not. Yeah, yeah, but there's no. You
didn't ask about Doom on purpose, you know what I mean? Like he
just don't care. He didn't give a fuck, Like he didn't even play
that's the funny thing. He didn't even play O G. Doom, which
is like, bro, what the what do you do? Why is this
happening? You just this is a little moment in time. He got obsessed
with Quake, and which was also like the there are so many things better
than Quake. It's like, dude, what the fuck? Joe? I
like Quake? Would I like? I like Quake? But like, dude,
like it's so weird for that to be that to be your favorite,
Like you you played Quake loved it, and what that you weren't curious at
all about what else the studio was doing at all, Like you didn't.
That's so weird. That's like that because like when I when I found out
that, like when I played Skyrim and I was like, oh my god,
I love this, I immediately was like, all right, well I
played fall three a little bit a while back, and I didn't really get
it. I didn't really understand what it was trying to do. I think
I get it now. I get what Bethessa is doing. Let me go
and see what that is. And I love Fallout three? How do you
not? So I don't understand. I don't understand the mental like with like
the the track that you'd have to be on to be like wow, this
is great, but just just immediately walk away, immediately, just be like
all right bye, like crazy the podcast, but yeah, it's crazy.
And then I want to go back, and no, I don't want to
go back and listen. I was gonna say, but I'm like, know,
what do I want to do? I'm kind of curious. I got
it. I might listen to it, uh, because it's I don't know,
it really is insane Shankster parton is what is all this a? Right?
Let me find let me find one more question? Is raining so hard?
In CALLI right now? Dude? Yeah? I hate it. I
hate I swear to God. If it rains when I come next, we're
gonna be pissed. This is the rain probably, let's looks, let's see
the weather. When are you coming there? Wednesday? I think you'll be
here Wednesday. Yeah, this is when I head over to You're coming Chris
to the what? I think it's a weekend over there? Yeah, m
m yeah, I'll come, I'll come, ben. I mean, can't
wait to get some real Mexican food again. Oh my god, dude,
those burritos were crazy. Dude, Yeah, those are there. They're so
fucking obnoxious. They're so good. The hell am I gonna You're not gonna
fit? Like, look, that's dope, great novelty, but I'm like,
I want something a little bit smaller, sir, I'm not gonna fit
for me. I realized, So I'm I realized I'm actually allergic to avocado,
like for real, like actually I realized that. I can't believe it.
So I was like eating one of the burritos and I took a bite
out of it, and I was like, this tastes funny, because this
alvahado and general just tastes funny to me. And then my tongue started itching
immediately, and I was like, oh, fuck, fuck me. You
know what time it is. I know what time it is. It is
fucking EpiPen times. So I just took I'm not I'm not violently allerged,
thank god. I'm not like a seriously reaction. I just have like my
tongue starts itching and I get sick. I mean I get sick, like
I have to throw up, but my throat doesn't close. Thank god.
Imagine dying avocado kind of pushing me. What kind of fucking idiot dude?
Yeah, it would be funny. I would start kicking you a little bit.
That's wild. Kick me in ahead as hard as you can. If
I die from my avocado, kick me in ahead as hard as you can.
Bro, try to kick my head off my body. I got a
good I got a good final. I got a good final. Question,
let's do it. Why the fuck are there two? Episode? Patreon?
The fuck what there are? I don't know? Maybe maybe we gotta fix
that. I don't know whatever anyway, Evil Swen be like, I'm skinny
Rode and he says, Hey, they're mydees. Geez, bro, people
are meaning. These fucking people are mean. Man, these guys are sucking.
These guys are assholes. I'm glad you're all homeless. Yeah, you
guys going. They've been coming after me sometimes. I'm like, Yo,
what is your damage, dude? Like, there's been a couple of a
couple of names in here there shot you. I don't know, man,
they're just mad that I'm thriving and they're not. Dude, it's crazy.
Yeah, they're homeless as man, they're homeless. You can't eat bro,
fuck so mean city pussies. Man, you can't eat bro. You're fucking
struggling. Bro, you don't you have no security, dude, that's crazy.
What do you have for that's crazy? What do you have them for
dinner tonight? Your lips's crazy? Go catch rain water in a tin?
Canny fucking bumm die holy shit? All right, He says. If a
movie studio said that they would fund, produced and not censor only one of
the movies that you've made in your extra ammos, which one would you pick?
I'd want the racist mask. I'd really want the racist matter because of
the fact that it could be so racist and they'd have to make it,
and it would make it would make it to a theater and people would see
that, they would see that level of bigotry in comedy. But I know
that, I know that Independence Day would be the best one. Go look
at the thumbnail closely. When I released it for free feeds. I want
that to be the poster. It's so I made it. I made it
this ship. If you look closely, it is the worst photoshop that I
could possibly try to do. I'm so happy with it. I'm so happy
with It's so bad, and I want that as the movie poster. Like
it. What I love about it. It says nothing, nothing about it
says Independence Day. You just see, Yeah, it is. It is
there. It's ship, Uncle fill in the long boat. It's well,
it's so it is messy, but I I shopped in the way, like
you know how you fucking layer some ship so you can do I'm like layered.
It's so shitty like to it's I love it. I just I was
gonna do it real at first, but then when I started you know,
gears start turning. I'm like, no, no, no, there's way
better. There's way better. When it looks the thumbnail is so fucked everything
about it is fucked up. I love it. Uh, it's so good.
Yeah, I don't know, man, the I would say Independence said
to you, I have a song. I really I I am really biased
towards that your movie, just because there are certain things about that movie that
there's certain twists in the writing of that movie during that extra AMMO is specifically,
and I don't want to spoil it because I think it's so much of
it is so fun, but where like the platform that that movie ends up
on is so fucking hilarious, and I would love to see it. But
I do think I do think Independence has to be the one, Like I
just I feel like it's got the strongest twist. I love that twist.
I love I love the absurdity of it's fun. If you haven't seen,
if you haven't seen the extra ammo where we do Independence say it's free for
everybody? We we kind of yeah, honestly, yeah, we put it
on free everybody else got it way way, way, way, way later.
But yeah, look, this is this is the only piece of snart
tank media that I actually re listen to all the way through. Like everything
else is kind of like oh yeah, like I remember this and that,
like pastic editing. This was before I actually put it up for the free
feed. I listened to the entire thing and I was like, this is
I listened to it. It is great. It's pretty perfect. Yeah,
I think it's video, but it is funny. It is very funny.
Do you guys see that Cat Dennings? Do you see the cat Denny's got
married? That is the funk out of here? Catennings is Are you kidding?
Of course you do. We we talked about her on the podcast.
Yeah, I don't remember. Just insane. Did you hit your head?
This guy's he falls asleep. Oh the fucking the milker, Yeah, the
juicer dude. She got some heavy she has some heavies. Man. Yeah.
Now they're married, so now irrelevant. Just because there's a goalie doesn't
mean you can't score a right. She got she got married, crazy cheating
analogy, You still score, bro. She has a husband. I have
a math test. Things to cheat on, bro. Alright, let's go.
She got married. But he's like Chris and since she got married to
Andrew w K. That's so weird. Oh I heard that note. I
did hear that. I thought I thought I didn't know it was them too.
I thought interesting, I thought I thought it was somebody else, because
I remember hearing Andrew w K got married. I didn't know it was Kat
Dinnings. That's crazy. That is so fucking odd. How the hell did
they meet? Yeah, that's so weird. That's a weird. And does
Andrew w K? Has he made anything past that party hard song? No
way that got the bodies. I just hear that song. He didn't he
did make that song. Uh, my name's Andrew, My name's Andrew.
Be my friend. That he's forty four, he's gonna he's kind of old.
I don't how old. And then he is thirty, he's probably thirty.
She's probably my age. She's thirty seven. Oh, a couple of
older. Yeah, yeah, I mean that that's gets the penis started.
Yeah, she's that's gonna be a for us today. Heavyes Bro is heavy
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yeah, Fun's that's a great come on is pretty good. I gotta say,
you guys can do it. No, you're definitely gonna you do it.
We're both pretty much married. You're pushing back is absolutely why you're gonna
do it. If you're indifferent, I'd be like, I don't want to
do it. But you're like, oh no, I'm like, oh no,
I definitely hear doing it respectful. You don't have to be disrespectful about
it. You can be very respectable about it. There's no I would have
literally would join us agree those are pretty if dude, Gomez is solid a
it depends. It depends post post loopis Flaplena Gomez because because look look look
look look she get cause she because with loop is my mom died from it.
You gain, you lose weight very rapidly post the game. The weight
gain, she had some, she had some melons on her body. Bro,
you gotta be real, you gotta be real. Okay, she got
them. She got damn loopis titties because because you gain way and you drop
weight so heavy and for her when she gains that weight, bro, it's
all right here, it's all right there. It's a little bit in her
face. And if have you seen only murders in the murders in the building.
What the are you talking here about? Now? The show she's on
with you with? Uh? Marcus Short? Is that his name? I
don't know, man, I literally don't know anything about her pastor tits,
I don't know anything. It's the guy from from Both Finger Nigga. I'm
thinking of Steve. It's her, Steve Martin and Marcus Short. I think,
really good show. Mm hmm, Steve Mark weird. You had a
weird you had a weird accent twinge at the end of that there, what
really good show, Really good show show. Steve Martin's still the fucking yeah,
he's still very alive. Steve Martin is still alive yet, dude,
he looks like since fucking nineties. Yeah, he's Larry. It's like Larry,
He's like, holy shit, he's still like. It's crazy to me
that that's the last last season a Cariby Enthusiasms coming out in February, last
one. It's crazy because Larry David is actually really old now like before he
just looked old. Now he is actually, yeah, he's about like fifty
seven or something old. He's in the seventies now, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, he's seventy six years old. He's getting up there. Went for
president, I don't that would be amazing. I I feel like, honestly,
I don't know if there's anyone who I I feel like he could win
on Iraq. He I think he is the worst choice for a president.
I think one of the worst ever because of how extremely petty he is.
Curb has only shown how wildly petty that man is to an insane degree,
and people, the people around him are worse. But in the moment,
he's the worst guy, and he doesn't just let it go. All he
has to do is just come off to that theme song. He fucking wins,
man, that's it, Like that's it, and ship like a little
dance to it too. He'll win. He'll just make awkward his faces,
you know, like he'll just like, like, hell, win, he
wins, he wins, he wins, he wins. He could blame the
funk out of Trump. I like the debate. He'd be at the debate
and Trump would Trump would be like, I don't know what would he say
that good? You're gay, You're gay, you're gay. You. I
can't stop thinking how gay you are? Like you, I can't believe what
you said? What are you talking about? That's it? Just all you
do is that you would just ask questions like what the hell you? What?
Why? President? Like? What do you? What do you?
You? You feel like everything you do you are just a jewey jewey little
baldo jewey Baldo over here. Look at him. He's so jewy, he's
so bald. We have to get the You know, I know Bernie has
that in him where he could really flame him. Three. Well, they
are related, you know that, right, I know, I know,
I know Bernie has it. Like if Bernie went on say was like,
you dumb motherfucker, I'll beat the sh I'll such a buildings on fire,
you dumb bit, like he could really take it to him. You know,
Barry and Larry David are related and then they're literally first crazy to me.
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sleep, dead ass, nigga. Sam's twenty twenty four nigga boom, I'm
I'm already, I'm already. I'm already voting like I would become a paladin
for him, Bro I would swear an oath to him. I would do
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because I am loving just how gay I am, and if I wasn't,
i'd just i'd hate just I'm a gaper for dude shows. Hey, hi,
y'all should know this is just that's it. Damn it. No.
I read it exactly as it was written. It is literally just a complete
stroke of a sentence. Ben Shapiro tries to burp on a clip, but
vomit. Stop with the britten slander. It already sucks here. Listening to
Sweeney makes me consider racism. Chris he broke ass, Crayon eating no Brain,
Titan Player, baller of the First Sin You don't have to be afraid
anymore. We are approaching episode two hundred, and I would like to thank
all the bitches, big bitches, small bitches, tall bitches, short pitches.
Chris, please look up picks of Dizzy Gillespie ruining the upholstery of a
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some dude's penis. I know it's gay shit, but it's true. Johnny
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York City apartment, and I think it's kind of busting. I think it's
kind of cap that the dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kind
of slap Hunter du bois that father, Carl get a glass. I want
to see a Carl to take a glass from the walker's corpse for the sport.
Carl Cool, Stop your mom's dead, Your dad's a bitch every day
about to screams punk your dad's Andrew Lincoln, how sad? How sad?
Sweety? Lick my w the com flows a white on the bench. She's
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rick get. I can't get over. I can't get over the shade fight
in that game. Man, I'm a beard of that you frick shine.
He was juicing him, Bro, imagine he shot that many times. Well,
I'm a better man than you. He's shooting you with the NERF guns,
trying to kill you. The amount of actual shotgun shots it took,
the amount of shotgun shots it took to his head to kill him, is
the exact amount of NERF gun shots it would take to kill it would take.
I think, I think, I think if you put needles on NERF
guns, it would have killed him faster than that shotgun did. Dude,
that guy was the most durable head ever. Bro. That was probably the
most eventful thing that happened this year to be because I had I can't remember
laughing hard. That is so insane. That ship was so funny to me,
seeing him get over, seeing him get absorbed those shots is so fucking
funny. I remember seeing something. There was something I saw this year where
some guy like jumped off a bridge, He like jumped off a trampoline and
he somehow kicked himself in the back of the head. That was the earliest
thing I saw all this year. He literally bounced and in his head his
feet kick himself in the back of the head. And that was the funny
thing I think I saw this year. Bro Sam the Everlasting Gaze back to
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you doing? Why you're bumping on me? He ave Wade should be more,
it should be more. I love how fucking absurdly Hispanic we make anything
like that sounds like a normal fucking person, like as not. He not
that it is the slightest hint of Hispanic. It's like some dude that fucking
learned English when he was two. You know, Hey, what are you
doing? Wait? What are you? What are you kill you? I'm
going to kill you and I'm gonna kill you. I got the fantastical weapon
that makes no fucking sense. Where does the gas go? Do Christian squirt
girls? Squirt holy water? Yes? Yes, Dan, hold it tighter,
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right, open this clip. What what do you look at that? I
didn't see this? Like just Sweety said the video of like red interdemption where
like all the adults are kicking this child character in the game Jack. Is
that Jack? Jack? Beating the absolute one? Guy walked up him and
stomps just stomp on. Yeah, it's dead. That's just that. Was
that freaking what's the name of the stomped on pretty sure there's John, Yeah,
just stomped on it. The imagine gathering your friends to beat your child
together, like that's crazy. What's funny is that one of them, he
was lying down, he got kicked and he woke up. So Jack kicks
him first, and he John kicks him first, he wakes up, and
then and then fucking fucking Arthur's being the funking Dutch gets one in. So
funny, it's so crazy. The song choice is so good too. Looking
at he staggers, I just noticed that Jack takes a swing though. I
just know at one point he takes a little swing the video himself. We're
gonna put this in the episode where he does. He does, He tried
to fight back. He ain't no bitch at least, you know, bitch
my second mark. I respect that fuck. It's so good. Oh god,
I love Red. That is so I've man. I love Rockstar games.
I'm playing DT four still, like I go through like a mission every
night, and it's just like, dude, I forgot how good this fucking
story is. These characters and the physics by the way, are just so
fucking funny. I feel like I'm missing something because I really did not connect
to dut a fourth story at all. I guess I got to replay now
that i'm a bit try it again, try again. It's it hits differently
when you're old. I didn't connect to it when I was younger at all.
I didn't give a show. I was like, who is this immigrant?
I just want to run around shooting people, like because I like Ballad
of Gay Tony, I thought that was very good. Lost in the Dam
was weird. It was weird because I didn't care for but uh yeah,
Balliday Tony was fucking great. Yeah. If I don't know, there's something
about it's bleak, I think is the thing it's like. And I think
that's kind of a turn off for a lot of people because it is like
kind of I don't know, it's more depressing, I think than most grand
the thoughto games are. It's still got that twinge of ridiculousness, but it's
definitely like I played this one mission where this guy gets out of prison and
his best friend just kind of doesn't fuck with him anymore, and he's just
like, man, I just want to end it all, man, So
I just want to fucking this sucks, man, nobody wants to fuck with
me no more. And I'm like, oh, man, don't worry,
man, I'll shoot up a strip club for you. It's fucking ridiculous,
but it's so good. Yeah. I don't know. I just like,
I think, honestly, a lot of it is just like his accent is
so fucking engaging. I don't know what it is, like, what what
the fuck are you talking about? Man? Stop being such a bus Stop
being so stupid and gay. It's basically what Nico does to Everybody's like people
people like beare their souls to him. He's like, well, what's stop
being so stupid, stopping so dumb and gay? Okay, men sexually are
atted. That's what I want to see. I want to see Nick.
I want to see Nico Belic run for president against Donald that would be He's
an Eastern European. He's gross and gay. He's gross gay. I really
think I can saying it. I can see him saying it. You know
what that means. He smells like hot com He does have smells, and
he smells like you know, the Eastern Europeans. They all smell like boiling.
Come, everybody, every single one of them. I've ever been come
steam. Basically it's disgusting. I can't stand it myself, but you can't.
I come needs to be room temperature, maybe a little cold, but
definitely not definite, really not boiling. The idea temperature come is cold.
Come. It's hilarious. Dude cold come, dude, cold comes. That's
that's the fact that he prefers cold. Come. I prefer seeping pile of
cold. Come me cold. Come. This man, though, smells like
the opposite. He smells like boiling. Come. It smells like if I
came on the sun. That's what Nico Belex smells like. It smells like
a pot of bich I couldn't mind you if I wanted to, I could.
If I wanted to, I couldn't come with you. I've come on
the moody. No problem, but no problem. That's a little tricky.
I might have to read a couple of days, build up some p s.
I but I can get to the sun easily, don't don't just two
days? Two days? He can do it. I can do it some
time and some energy. I could, really I could come on. The
trick really is the trick is to squeeze at at at the apex and then
really we need to put all the pressure in the hips. Really squeeze the
hole, squeeze the head, squeeze the head and then release. Look at
this guy, Look at this guy opposite me. I bet he's never even
come on the sun. I bet he can't even he couldn't. He couldn't
come on a rainbow if he wanted, I could come through. I've come
through rainbows easy. That's what I think of that. That's what I think
of pride. I could pridefully come on the sun if I wanted to.
I could tell him Trump, tell him you ever make America? If you've
ever seen an eclipse, that's just me. That's me coming on the sun.
That's why I was Yeah, that's me. That's why I was looking
straight at the sun that one time. I wanted to gaze upon my work.
I want you to see. I love that. That video of him
staring at the eclipse is one of my favorite video videos. That's so awesome.
I don't know why he's doing that, That's what I'm confused. I'm
like, why is he doing that? You know what it is. I
totally get. I know what it is. It's like, it can't be
that bad. That's him being like, it can't be that bad. It's
the sun. He did, like, what the fuck the sun's up?
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steal somebody's eyes, some some fucking you know, trafficked kid. You take
those those, fuck you. I'm gonna steal your eyes. I'm gonna take
your eyes when I've done. I went by, little Cambodian boy, your
eyeballs of mine. Now, yes, they'll go to a good use.
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and he's like, he threatens to give me those little Cambodian boy rips
them on. He just puts them inside of his and they morph over his
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make that version. But like, it's such a specific voice, man,
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can think of so many things that come shots. I've had a few,
you know, like it's it'd be so easy to do. I think three
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big podcasts. But m M whatever because all the other ones are just trying
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fanina, I would I always assumed it was like a Hispanic thing, and
maybe it is under that terminology at the very least. But they mentioned it.
I'm like, well, I don't know what the fuck it is,
but like it was mentioned on a Seinfeld episode where like Jerry was like I
found a hair in my Farina and it made me throw up, and I
was like, what the fuck? Well, didn't it's in New York?
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a is it a New York thing? Is it a Jewish thing? Is
it Hispanic thing? What is it? Because it's well, there's there's so
much culture exchange between all of them because of the fact they're all there with
each other, because it is just cream of wheat, right, Like,
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it? Like there's no clear answer, it seems because it's it's It says
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