It's actually just concerning that I'm still got it fifty seven. So you're saying
seven like this morning, or seven like hours even for a minute. That's
because beer really ain't that great. It's not. It's like wet bread with
a touch of piss, A touch of piss. Yes, beer is just
wet bread with a touch of piss. No, I don't think she liked
that. Look Listen, listen, listen. So um, I'm gonna thank
you guys for tuning into this week's episode of Hosially, I my fucking face
hurt. I've been smiling so goddamn much stuck. Look, Um, if
this is the first time joining us, I like to properly introduce myself.
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we got the narcissist pod, got one in the building, was in the
studio. We got mister tone deaf, the classic man. He had to
step out for a moment, but he should be returning. We also have
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shall over, We shall over. You know what we should have opened the
show with, because I'm flash y'all and I'm black, that's what we should
have had. Just relaxed ring. I don't know the f this is,
this is, this is why, y'all anthem. Hey, I'm Cambat.
You can join me on a I'm gonna start it on Wednesdays now, Wednesday's
weekly. It is gonna be the breakfast Emmich. I can't do that shit
every day. That was hard. It was hard every day. I did
it for twenty one episodes. Can't do it for twenty two Wednesday mornings,
nine am Breakfast Sammich. Come consistency, actually doing it. I surpassed.
I surpassed a number of my own shows that I produced and did twenty one
episodes. Fashioning Serta. That's because somebody don't be available all the time.
Hello everyone, Because he's already called me out. I am Serta vlmn aka
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said course, but you know what I see this horse. I can just
log on the cur and see you on anything. I say. You on
the informercial other day you did it was a very informercial issue. I'm just
waiting to see you on like a Luke video. She's already. You know
Luke is coming back, but you know, oh no, not New Culture.
He can't come back right now. It'd be too much well canceled.
Listen. I am like just filled with so much joy and pride, and
I know that the ancestors are smiling the fuck down. Okay, So I'm
not even going into do this ship. We just gonna jump right the fuck
into it. Tommy. I want y'all to enjoy this moment that y'all having,
because I guarantee you tomorrow somebody's gonna be like, I hate niggas,
guy and it's no, no, not white people Alas. That's what I'm
saying. Be coming on the black cops themselves. Piss me off. In
the video, I was speaking from just a we're gonna go back to it,
man, niggas ain't shit. What's my time in the Bayous? The
gullies of Alabama? This happened. Wait, don't you want to get background?
What are you watching? What? You just gonna watch it? Hey?
If they know they know that, that's that's what over. But now
is it gonna be a problem? Like it's my banner up there? Like
is that gout? Because it looked like we couldn't see the top of the
video. Damn it. That's a big hold on y'all because we need to
see this ship and its entirety. Okay, get the whole. Yeah,
so um as you know and tied of white folks feel like they can do
whatever the fuck they want to do, whenever the fuck they want to do
it. Um, they were in a boat blocking you know there we go,
h because I'm like, I can't see the top part. But yeah,
or even I mean even but it was one. Yeah, we are
no because we need to see me do something. Look, we can put
banners back when the videos is done. We're good niggas. They know why
I'm here. You know what you came here for? Yeah, but um,
yeah, so you know. And there was a black security guard who
you know, asked them to move because there was you know, like their
larger boat it needed to dock there. Um. These white folks decided that
they were going to attack this black security card and in doing so invoked the
rage of the ancestors, who then summoned all of the black crew members on
this boat. Please let's get into this. We butt booty naked tonight.
We ain't got no banners. We butt booty naked tonight. They know,
they know why they're here. Ly awkward and we got plenty as. I'm
gonna see a lot of And he's still a moving boat, so he's telling
them move the boat. He didn't look to be hostile. He looked to
be doing his job, doing his shot. Move with his motherfucking both Now
I'm blessed. Still, I gotta get there. I don't know hother what
did he asbody? But so we have him, brother, he don't live
what's happening. I'm loving this ship swimming to the action is crazy. Yes,
And when you see the haymakers, he was throwing his arms, wasn't
even tired. Well he's still young, I'm yeah, and you yeah sorry
yeah, And he got up and wasn't. I mean, that's a lot
of that's a lot of work. If you ever swim, Yeah, that's
what I'm saying, Like that takes a lot of There's no there's no like
he's getting no balance from the bottom of the pool. This is all like
seawater. He's swimming in tennis shoes and getting sneakers and yeah, yeah,
nigga's skipping. You finna get your ship clear. He ain't on no shirt
and he was for the sake of for the sake of blackness. We're watching
this damn one over and over because I want to see these niggas hop off
this boat again. Oh I got the angle where they actually docking and happened
to nigga. Oh oh that's why I said we we we were breaking this
ship down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, we want and it chickens
up. Yeah, whoa, yeoa, whoa. They're clearly wild and I
look out, whoa women weather that swim? He go. That was the
game that was the game. That was a game getting rid over there and
the mercy of water though, as y'all no like wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, folks, was going crazy.
I should be eating someone. His hand speed is impeccable. I wish
the one that was wommen. No. Whoever, when Timmy hit the play
budd Okay, there's a white dude that comes from brown here and he looks
like he's about to do something. That's that's you know, he just backed
up for real, he thought better of he thought, as y'all wrong,
he looked. That's the one that was swimming. Look looking on the black
fox. That's why I thought twice. Oh think twice doesn't for young blood
that was swimming. He was throwing them things. No, I broke his
arms. It's not tired. Yeah, hoss, you want he's yeah,
who look out I die? Who's because he's the most fastest. Hey respected
him. He didn't go after the chick. He would actually went to the
chick. He went straight for the head of the white dude. It's not
everybody beats up one. Everybody woke up sort today. But I definitely what
my opportunity to sneak for you. As far as as far as I'm just
starting, this shit happened this morning. I don't know when, as far
as this is all today, No, this is all today. This is
all happened this morning. We woke up and saw this ship all right,
angle number four you already have. We got six seven angles in this show.
I've told y'all, man, I was searching. I want to see
all this shit. I'm gonna do it. I've been Serena said, baby,
they wore him steams the fuck out salt who It's still could have been
worse, such creative. Oh my god, Oh my god, rizaid,
white people are fucking embarrassing. I don't know. You gotta explain that down.
I literally just got done watching this video, dude. It is the
most joyous occasion. Yes, my mom, Look, my mama is probably
still at home watching the videos on TikTok because she hadn't seen it. And
when I showed a tour every time I went to do something and went in
the kitchen, you can hear get them, get them. Okay, we
gotta watch each swam to the get down. You hold on, I got
the time effects. We need to play this every year on June. Team.
That's a bridget Kwanza two every single way, but lose. Listen,
when they woke up that morning, nobody had this ass whooping on their mind.
Listen, y'all thought because y'all was in Montgomery, and y'all, are
you know MLK piece ain't no piece bitch? Hey were snatching scouts? Hey?
But you know what, just when you thought we were through, we
got another angle. We got another See. I feel like if all the
slaves would have did this, the massive wouldn't been the slackers all we had
to do. See what happens when we banned together. We have cell phones
on the on the slave, but we don't know what the fuck happened.
Bro. If well, see what happened. Niggas stick together. They let
Abraham Lincoln free. Let them honkys know that they can't get away with this
shit. Start, Let's get this angle they forgot. The way they stormed
the capital is how we should have for a massive house next, ain't gole
y'all, and you know that a crime that time. Sleep This is a
clear un you're righting for screening help and this is having a black hat crin.
I still ring when you start all of napping after is wor little country?
How many times was the phrase you'll take my pick up, but I
can get the pick up to get in that video? Out that man person?
What you feel like? That up? What's the wrong? Put her
hands on He shout up and pasign where wait? Wait? Wait, I'm
listening. Where you go? What's your phone? Is swollen away like you
do? No? No, he don't need he wants piece in the streets.
We ain't done, y'all. We ain't done. We ain't done.
I told y'all I wanted every angle of this shit. I can watch this
h day, Oh mother fucking day, dollar bear voice. Definitely a great
moment. Absolutely be oh man, don't sleep on them. These are the
lightweight ones. Keep your head on the swift. Look, she too is
putting the side of things hope through the hope in there. Damn man,
tell angle Si, Now we go on for none of that number six lift
every that's timing up from the shop. Yo, why don't we know you?
Does he ground? Why I got you? There's no every day?
Where are you? Why? I'm not sure I want to fight drunk white
people. Oh that's the that's the most fun because how much alcohol. Hey,
I commentary on Instagram, That's what I put unity. Now was the
boat really named Harry? It was niggas on Twitter just saying that because you
know how they you know how to do that. I don't know. I
didn't. I didn't look into the book. Yeah, I didn't bet that.
I saw somebody says as Harriet, but I thought that was just being
funny. I need somebody to uh actually put these all together in the one
fine film. Yeah, and then and have some some commentary that goes with
it. I want some serious commentary. She slapped fire from that, damn
lady. You want Morgan Freeman and shit some more, some more sound effects
speak. I want to watch this one again because I want to see young
Bucks swinging on dog from this angle because he was giving him the ship.
I'm so proud of him. Man. At this point, by today,
his entire fucking college fund should be paid. They released a statement. Oh
yes, family, you know Twitter only if everybody knows everything, Tommy,
you gotta be on the internet. I just wondering. Yeah. They said
his cash that crashed because he was getting so many donations, and he said
he don't even want no more money. He just like but they're trying to
like keep him anonymous. The nigga. The way that nigga swam to the
be like he was. He swam like that was somebody he was related.
Yes, he was swimming after money was drowning. That's how he was swimming.
They said, I'm here to save you. I can be a hear
o man. I watched this one morning tea with a smile. Good morning,
Keisa, Misha, thank you for joining us. I shoke up to
it. And when I and when I tell God that ship, he'd be
like fucking folders nigga. That woke me right, the funk on that.
I was groggy at first. Shout out to Keisha. I've been sitting at
her like the part where they don't accept your friend requests for a long time.
She just accepted that. Shout out to that, all right, we're
watching. I was sitting here so long I was gonna go take my friend.
We're putting back. You got in there angle sticks. We're going to
angle sticks one more time. And if you have an angle to see again,
put it in the request. Yeah, we have no problems, no
angles. We have we have six angles so just shout out of angle and
well we'll put it in all right, And I'm that white dude, the
white dude. Let's get some contact together. Do I hear run level?
You and the same king there work out water? You go down the water
ground wine? Where do you funnel? Looking for that good stuff? Give
us a moment, people, we're getting the footage. Just just just in.
We have new footage, new footage. People all on the hands of
Tomas here going on. I just sent there. I'm like, hold on,
I had another angle up there. Now they got a verification ship on
here. Whatever's going on in it's computer. But it'll be with you white
one second, because I have all my emails. Damn. I guess because
he was he had to leave. Maybe he uh missed it because it was
something else missing to should just sent him to get you? Why gotta I
gotta clear a whole new password password for what for? Faceboo fassbook? Don
I try to hack you with something I don't know? They're strong, right,
strong password? You want a strong password? Put Montgomery, Alabama slam
off. That's strong reparations. Yeah. Um, so, while while we're
waiting on timing to get um these last videos downloaded. I just want to
say that I am I don't think I've ever been this excited and proud to
see a fight in my entire fucking life because white people really be trying it
and we are not with that bullshit, okay. And I told him,
I was like, I am so happy that I've never been put in one
of those situations because I already know I'm going to jail. I'm going out.
Luck y'all did not go to jail with my situation happened, because because
they do, they liked one. They love to spit on you. Yeah,
they love to try to slap you and walk away quick. They love
to trying to like swat at your phone in order I will beat show ass.
Well. I mean, I think I told y'all have my situation when
I was sixteen, eyes out of no doubt concert and this white dude kept
on falling on me, and I kept on putting my hands up to like
stopping from pushing on my um sixteen. Next thing I know, he calls
me a nigga bitch, a nigger bitchy. Absolutely so before I knew it,
my hand connected to his face and he was laid out and his girlfriend
caught him, and then my former sister in law went to go get security.
Security is a bunch of both black dudes, so after she told him
what happened, they picked him up and her and through the mouth him a
goat. In a comment section to night, he just said, I would
have jumped in hey, um so me and beat because bettis not Bay hadn't
seen this, so I had to. I had to send it to him
and he was like man, he was like, he was like dog.
He was like the way I would have jumped in head, I would have
stole a fucking boat. Not wrong at all, not wrong at all.
And it's funny because I can see him like swimming, like because he was
to actually be a lifeguard, and I'm like, dude, to be able
to swim from that distance at that speed, hop up and proceed to lay
hands on niggas and you're not even wind it. Give that man the scholarship.
Give that man the scholarship. I've never had so many fucking varrications.
Or sign him mother for the Olympics. Um let me see, huh.
Ki was saying all my life, I would have been on somebody back of
me getting the fuck up off my cousin. She said, listen, that
video was the best be their president ever. Britt says, somebody invox me
all of these videos. I got you. I got you because I just
got af forward them from me sending them the tone keep to she had time.
You know, I'm just gonna make that joke before and saw it.
Uh. Then Kiba said, no, for real, for real to non
color do too much and they don't mind their business. They really feel like
they have the right to put their hands on people and then play the fucking
victim. But I was so proud of almost every black person in this video.
Now, the first one that came up. You know, I'm happy
that he was like trying to like get in the way. But I just
feel like you weren't doing enough for me, Like they are beating this man
ass and you was just like, hey that that stalls running. Yeah,
you was frantic, like you're gonna come down here and do some damage.
You got over here, like breaking up sto. You were the first one
there, but the young bucks swam over and got the putting nigga's on the
back. You probably saw a dog. Was like, man, let me
show you how to do this. Sure, do this, So I washing
to say that, all right, but for me like to see like the
black cops and be like, hey, these white folks started. We just
you know, we've been to hop on the nigga's ass. Never really upset
me. Um, But other than them niggas, you know, because I'm
like, bro, you could have act like you don't see this ship.
You could act like you don't see it. Like you could have act like
he was like in the middle of breaking up another part of the fight.
Gun you see that chair shot and the fact that a white woman is holding
it, It's like, just so it's man, look right. Um.
Bianca said he should have came swinging, didn't keep us saying your passwords twenty
one? What slide twenty one at? I bet she works Alabama, Slimmer.
That's right, say I'm cook. We can't see who uh who it
is and in the comments is coming up as Facebook user, So you gotta
let me know who you are. But on the show, probably you know
what, probably because it was on fucking TikTok TikTok, Hayden, I was
rushing that keep your West line to your fucking cell phony. Nobody else here
want to know about it. Tom, get your back here, get off
the comments, nigga, you work here, nigga, And that be Timmy.
When Tommy leave, then hepp in the comments and ship tone like it's
my turn. Funny with Timmy's be coming from all different shows. Tom said
when the chair was ready to eat for everyone, somebody said, we ain't
sanking no more, We're swanging. That's right, that's fucking right. Uh
you said the chair was a pay actor. That's a prop that wasn't even
real. That's probably more is it words? Swing swanging? Yeah, because
I felt I felt like the way he wrote cooked, I felt like I
just saw Yeah. I am um, I am just my heart is so
filled with joy to see not only black people banding together, but banding together
and knocking white folks the fuck out like that is the highlight. That is
yes, after fucking Lutley and then you got niggas off like well, you
know, and I'm not you know, I don't the violence, no a
fuck that they started it. I don't give a fuck about none of that.
So even if you feel like you were a non violent person, I
feel like you should have been jumping up whooping Holland today because they shouldn't have
put their hands on that black man. I bet that motherfucker's thing twice.
Now say it's the brother with the good hair. No, I'm here already,
sir, brother, but a good pussy you're saying summer puzzy to pick
A Lutheran said, chin, it's still a ship even when no one's sitting
there now and tick side like you know, they've been editing the ship.
So of course they had the ones with like the w W commentary and ship,
Jim Ross and everybody I wanted, like the actual Adamain's school hit the
elderly Karen with the chair. I cried, finger shit, I will Bianca
said, absolutely, don't start none won't be nothing. Look when I get
home, I'm gonna watch like a compilation on YouTube of just w F chair
shots um back when you can really hit niggas and wonder it was a slap
for short sloper. No, but like Twitter is going hand because like Twitter
has a pick of Django with a chair on one of the Yes, I
swear, when bullshit happen, you find out how creative the world really is.
Absolutely, you know if your motherfucker's put that effort in the nine fives.
Everybody be okay, yeah there is Tommy, it's found it. Okay,
this hey, this is literally me? Right, this is literally me?
How was me too? He looked like Mike. I definitely was in
the bad morning when I saw that ship. Wait a minute, I see
if you say extended version, what's going on? How know y'all? I've
been on Twitter, but yeah, there's um I'm trying to get back because
TikTok TikTok deleted it, but there was the video of the actual pull up,
so when the boat came up and dot Nope, I'm uh whatever you
okay, that's your favorite favorite pictures? Yeah? This was This was fucking
amazing. Maybe if I type pull up mm hmm, because it was just
oh man and in it and in it? Did they put a dow rag
on? Oh that's a shadow. I thought they put a d rag on
MLK. Girl, you need some queen. We are the champions, man.
I feel like the Tiger was playing. We could use the music from
Now Rocky Workout montag and Rocky. He was climbing mountains. I don't I
don't know how him climbing the mountain. Help him beat this Russian. But
whatever the fact that on Twitter it says trending in the United States, Montgomery
training with black Twitter, black Twitter. That's literally every voice somebody would have
said that black somebody melol, listen man, I said that must have been
a casino boat. Look, I don't know, Um. He just said,
I hope this ass f from pause to caring epidemic. Heeven says somebody
found the white family photo. Ont said, I bet they won't try to
jump nobody again. I tell you why you wanna be as woman. Let
them more fuck get loud in the grocery store, and they fucking should be.
I decided to tell you right, So glad midtown Walmart's not a thing,
nont This is definitely some mentime Walmart. Listen right for you? Yeah,
I think I was each your motherfucker. Oh um, speaking of like
with TikTok and movement shit, y'all know about that, like that al Dean
dude that made that on a huge very button racist that try that in the
small township. So you know that they have dubbed that video over the brawl.
Whatever. When you start trying in a small town. What this on
a small No, definitely, when you have to know like one all the
levers are talking about and three video shop. It was shot at the side
of the Linton that's why right there. But if there ain't no niggas in
this small town I'm talking about, what else am I daughter about? You
would never find a group of niggas just unruly like this. This is a
strip club because somebody I got to see this picture. Y'all, Timmy,
go put it on the screen because some of my reason niggas, you're welcome
everyone, You're welcome. What brand you see? Mm hmm where she put
it? That's what she said. That's a lot of asks. I can
see how that might be a question. What happened You put a dwo rag
on the chair and forces you know they're making waterproof air force ones now in
black. That's what you needed. That would have been a person, thank
you're not giving out in ils run him slimming across to throw them hands and
fucking top here journey It is the perfect song. Don't stop believe, we
don't stop swinging. So niggas got off the casino. Bow was upset about
losing money. Just gotta beating that white people. No that that ship they
ass so that ship, but it's it's the fucking hair shot man. I
ain't some chair shots that battance in the nineties. M hm yeah, no
tea pay redid this m hmm yeah, like he gotta he got an album.
He got an album called Life Between the Covers or something, but he
just he just covering. I thought he was gonna get into his freak back,
but he just one saying, you know what, dumb stop swing listen
this. This was fucking y'all. Want to see a dead body, y'all.
The internet is undefeated. It is and and so we're our fellow black
books in that video. You know, I just just it's just undefeated.
It was the way. Oh that's what um. I didn't I didn't send
this one to y'all because this one was fucking hilarious. Whereas the uh because
even though I didn't watch the showy tell your whole boy how to squatter?
You never watched No Fall. You didn't watch No Fall. That's my nigga.
I never watched No Fall, but them clip them clips on TikTok me
crazy. The definitely one of your family members for real. You're gonna relate
to drone right from the gym, can man? How tou? Yeah?
But um, just know that whenever I am sad, upset in any type
of way, that full collection the videos will be used as my pick me
up. I used to just watch fat people falling on YouTube. Um,
animal people falling and white people getting take my animals. Good. It's all
good. Just a week ago, that's all it started. It was peaceful.
You heard seagulls water. You know what I'm saying, swim swims in
them swam Who want what? Who the fuck want what? To be on
veness? But TikTok has a bunch of people like Maria's about swims into comments,
who want what? They're making? No shirts start, that's running.
They already made the shirts. Catch Bleak in South Beach and that's written.
And then of course that Alabama Slammers Olive Man dynasty. But if you were
not able to start the pipe from the beginning, you are always welcome to
go back rewind that ship because we got multiple angles of combinations the Alabama Slammer.
Look, this was I'm telling you. I'm telling you all of this
shit is sore because I've been smiling since like eleven something this morning, chasing,
Hey, we should go to cracker Barrel about Yeah, somebody said that
was going to celebrate. You know where I got my can? I was
asking, is that what you were doing? I don't know, man,
what what do you know? I don't know. Now I can't see blue.
I feel like i'm I feel like I just got a good grip on.
I got a good gauge over. My friends are got the actual had
right. It's like when I hand people candy and they say it's this an
edible because they don't just believe I eat regular candy. They think I smoke.
We ain't eat edibles. At the same time, I know that that's
real. That's fucked up. I don't want to be that high, like
walking through like I don't want to just pop edibles like they're fine. What's
wrong with that? I know I like to be high, but the real
handy I don't. I don't even know. Yeah, he's in the other
video. What do you rank? Like? Did you do a candy thing
where your rank? Worthers it's it's in the list. We haven't actually finished
the draft, Kia said, get out my man cut keep a shut up.
Hey, hey, keep don't don't pay attention to him. All I
know, don't pay attention to him. I got you. This was fucking
supposed to stop, but I can't. Yeah, alcoholic too. It was
the man who swam into the fight. Now, now, not only do
you gotta fight the food, but he's faking wet and he was throwing bows
wet and bitch you ever got out of the water, like right out of
the waters. Clothes, shoes, like he had the wherewithal, but like,
hey, I can't fight with these shoes on. I'm taking these holes
off. Maybe his pants was thin, well, it was very young.
They could have been slim jack. That's how I was a couple of hours
ago at the pop up. Yes, he was drinking or high? Which
one was you? Based off of my interaction with you, it was a
little something going on. By the time you got here, probably you know
level out. You were that high when I gave you the eddie ridden the
car. I don't know where she, but she was on the pod with
us, almost fucking die. I've been trying. I've been trying to finish
these. I got eighteen at the house. It's number one. I feel
like vlog your journey everyone finishing finishing the forties, I mean I got at
your forty two left. Yeah, that's about two ounces left, and I've
been trying. I've been trying to finish these off normally, Timmy, it's
one more. He didn't he didn't get him for some reason. But it's
one more because that's the one that I just sent you that's being played next
while we are on the topic of security guards. So um yeah, I
really really really just want to say that they are fucking amazing for this.
Yes, like because it's one you know, this was the boat crew that
came off and got to banging niggas. They didn't give a fuck about that
job. Our brother is in need, and we go beat some ass.
Where did you send it to your page? Send it to tones? Is
on this one? Minus on that one because okay, is it the what's
up? Is it the hotel? The opera group? Because that's I do
think I get into a fight. My first instinct, Mike to be two
body. I've watched wrestler all my life. I just want to throw out
of bed, throw niggas around like brack Lesbon was doing. Cody Rose lives
he was can we take a family bro trip the Cracker bill? Absolutely?
Who is asking these questions? Brett? Yeah, we sure can't. Mamma
said she liked their biscuits, and I would definitely like to try their biscuits.
And if I have to give a nigga two piece to go with it,
So you want to go up here for mediocre food and a fest fight?
Got it? Iry to see where you at with it? Hey,
look, because you're gonna You came up here on bullshit. Now you eat?
Now you came up to eat. Now you you came. I came
up. I came up here to eat. I said, if I have
to give somebody a two piece to go with it, then, and I'm
not against it now. I mean as much as we've hung out and had
food outings. You want to know what's never been on that list of shit
to do? Go eat that cracker barrel never been said I wanted to triumph.
I just thought they gave racist bot Now now's the time to try,
because now yes it is, Yes it is because they're spending everybody grip now
not because now we know now we know that there's some ship pop off.
Everybody's filling this video and there's gonna be some musics. We turned in Germantown
the fuck out, I'm not y'all. Yeah, I got seventeen more for
days ago. Man. So while we are on you know, because that
that was that was security just simply trying to do his job and getting assaulted.
Now this security guard is a complete jackass. So this is Um from
Playmakers on Find a Lack. The security guard came out and was doing way
too fucking much over some merchandise. Yeah, I was a security guard,
is saite? Yeah? Security? Yeah, so we went on a Jordan
release day. Yeah, so this is Um the security guard that is working
at the Playmakers right there on Find a Lack. You can see, you
know, a little boot mumble in the background and ship jail Marcus. They
still open jail Marcus. Believe absolutely. They used that fire deals on the
case. They they the number one spot to send your ship to people in
prison across the nation. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know if they
was open, if they was like public still or it was still buy some
You can still buy some hundred green blinds if you need them for your house.
Oh yeah no, because my mama's entire living room with sucking hunter greens.
You got the hunter green Hunter greens old and black by any damn blood,
Marcus. You definitely get that golden black furniture. You can get the
blind blinds matching lamp black with the gold horn furniture black and gold horn,
or you get the black. Every black person had a p with some maroon,
that big big black panther, the little diamond cut little mirrors and shit
on there. That is a wild color. But the way it was put
together, you felt rich. Like wait until you actually go buy a house.
You're looking for a house and you buy some house for some ghetto motherfucker.
They got maroon rooms with maroon um, maroon blinds, just with the
home roomed out. It's just it's a little bit a lot of my room.
Yeah, in your house, like maroon Jennis shoes and shirt. I'm
cool. No, I'm talking about my maroon walls, maroon carpet, maroon
blind just my room. All right. We're going for the playmaker nor tape
of the nigga bit. Hey wow, yes, whoa Now did it start
from the play it again? Once? I'm gonna see if it cut them
coming out the door. Because this is I got to nope, so they
didn't even show it. So, um, there was a couple of seconds
like right before this where there is the lady that was running behind saying my
baby's in the car. Um. They were kind of like like she was
trying to squeeze out the door around him, like she had clothes in her
hand, and he was like snatching the ship. Um, so she was
in there stealing. The guy is basically in the cars to get away driver,
and the kid is in the car. Now. I feel like everybody
in this video needs to go to jail and CPS needs to be called because
kids, right, you have your kid with you while you are committing crimes.
That's that's that everybo. Yeah. Um, then you have this in
the security guard he's like he's he was in the comments defending in ship.
I'm like ROAs the tag MPD. But I don't feel like they'n't don't feel
like dealing with it. But um, he feels like it was acceptable for
him to pull out his firearm. Now he was at and like you know
how to police, like, oh he had a gun, right, bro,
you pulled out your gun before you even got to the car. See
y'all couldn't because that those little couple of seconds were missed. It was like
maybe three to five seconds ahead of that that we're missing um when he that,
Yeah, but we see him those little couple of seconds. But there's
no reason to pull it right now, none, because he's still he's still
dealing with the lady, like because she still had like clothes and shit in
her hand and looked like, you know, like I don't know if it's
like baby clothes whatever. But then he goes up to the car and he's
like he's trying to snatch you know, out, but he already has the
gun out before he makes it the car. This is literally one second to
the video and you see he's not even to the car yet. So there
are actually idiots that were in the common. It's like, well, you
shouldn't have been setting, nigga, that's not a reason for you as a
security guard to shooting because people are stealing first them clothes cost fucking ten cents
to make, okay, and it's probably it might have been twenty to ship
it over here as it heaven has it been verified that Playmaker ship is actually
legit shit, though as far as one. But to me, no clothes
are legit. It's just motherfucker's paid for their name to be put on it,
because all of this should be made in the same spot with the same
fucking material. I remember when they were hot and they were actually selling Jabos
and shit, I bought a pair of Jabots from there. I was like,
these a little bit different than the ba Buster story of brand. It's
a little bit different, a little stiffer. They're a little stiffer. I
don't know that. I was like, I was questioning in the quality,
but they were still selling the same price you get them from Buster store.
Well, you know what, I look at A lot of stores and places
are just as much like sneakers. Like I feel like, you get a
grade tennis shoes. I need to grow up timing because I missed a couple
comments up there. Get a grade tennis shoes, and then you get B
grade ten the ships. I feel like when you get B grade to that
shit you get from like the outlet. So I feel like over here,
oh god, I feel like playmakers and all these little side stores are like
its name brand, but it's like B grade name brand. It's like a
stitch might be crazy like some shit that actual person who gets paid to notice
the infraction. Fight again. You are security at fucking playmakers. You know
what your real job is to do. Your real job is from okay,
shut up the gallery, thank you? Yeah? Yeah, Like your job
is to really just like your job as a regards stories crowd control on like
Jordan release a day, your job is to not stop in a cost smatherfuckers
if you like, bro, it's some T shirts. If you really wanted
to do your job, you had. She wasn't in the car. Your
car pulled off without her. You could have detained this bitch was like,
look, you giving the stuff because legally I don't even think you can lock
people in the store anymore into the police comp No, you can't. People
do it from what I learned, like working at Walmart. Line, as
long as you still in the store, we got you. But once you
get outside of them doors, we're not supposed to pursue. You've seen you've
seen the Atlanta right when he said there's no no chase rule when he put
the shoes on his walking out there when he had them give cars. Yeah,
but he went he went in and put some shoes on these the shits
fired, and I walked out because after you get outside a bunch of shit,
that's a real shit, that's a real rule. Because, like I
said, when I worked at Walmart, once you got because he was mad
because dog didn't tell him that he was on that right because he was he
was a standing and all walked out. He was just in the store like,
oh okay, so he just walking out, all right? You know,
I'm earned, right, Like in real life, I'm earned. I'm
earned. Like his whole character that's me. That's like, that's like he'd
be in no situation. I was like, yeah, that's some ship that
would be me. I'm like thug, I'm thug a Jason like hooded Jason
kind of shit. Like I know some niggas who would do some shit and
I'm like they friend with him. I'm like, oh, that's what you
want, you're gonna send me. I like that, all right, I'm
out kind of shit. But Mio said clear black Bret Raal TV's forgetting me
inmate needs and scrubs El Jail, Marcus Yes, and Maroon Blind. He
said he shot at him. He needs to be in prison exactly. Yeah,
Like Autumn curtainer ship for the bathroom, Like how the fuck I get
in the shower fan. You get the curtains, the mat to the bathroom,
and then the matt that goes around the tub, and then the mat
that goes on back of the on the back of the other on the top
of the toilet, and then they got want to wrap around the toilet take
too, your ured out the bitch like you that and then like you can
get like the bathroom garbage can that also matches the toothbrush. Oh wait,
wait wait, you also get the damn one that wrap around the toilet seat
too, the toilet seat cover, so you gotta cover the shit around the
tank, shit on the back of the tank. The floor mats somebody just
brought back because you know, people don't like they didn't like sitting on cold
toilet seat. So remember they used to have a little furry thing they're going
to bottom as you get Oh you're like, bro, that was so unsanitary,
right it was. There was so much dude particles and that toilet carpet
is fucking ridiculous. Yes, think about it, Yes I did, because
he was said, oh he trying to get promoted. Niggas definitely had the
furry toilet seat covers. Yeah, they forgot they was gonna be on that
with the baby. No, they knew. I should have popped up on
you all to night. Oh you here, and I ain't got no food?
Oh wait me some grits again. She just accepted my friend requests.
Hey, you don't for your life because we hear a fucking night nigga U.
Yeah, you definitely don't watch the show because we'd be in this motherfucker.
Yeah we got two more hours. Yeah, we we just hit an
hour mark. Hey, you know what's funny because it seemed like we've been
here like you know, But it's just so much joy those videos. Man,
I'm sorry. We gotta we gotta find a way to work that into
the intro somehow, and so I can watch it every week. People commend
retail them or seldom the smartest and having your kids in the car on the
thief and mission is dumb. But the charging a firearm over shopolate thing,
it's crazy. He could have hid an innocent bystander or fucking killed someone.
Man, it was accident. And then and but the fact that he tried
to justify it and there were actually people that he felt like it was justified
for him to do. She shouldn't have been stealing, shouldn't have been stealing,
shouldn't have been well y'all talking about her baby was in the car.
If she didn't care about her baby? Wash ther heat? Are you fucking
com don't like remix the intro video? So before we start the party,
you know how we can see you compilation video open? I won't you know?
By next week, I'm going to have a compilation together. All the
times white people on Friday wuked around and found out I mean, oh,
it's never Twitter. I'm I'm gonna put a compilation together for us next week
for us to just have a just a slew of videos. Yeah, um
definitely sent one of them embarrassing. Yeah see, I was in federal prison.
We had to order ours our commentary that had they use um when engraving
number. Now, if you don't cut the ship off your kidnapping, you
can tell them to come in the room and wait, like, I don't
need a lot more rooms. They read one good crime deserves another. God
bless you you needed that. You are a hero, not ai. I
questioned your listeners who are able to actually document that they have used jail market
services to send anything to anybody in prison. I think, yeah, we
had that was a part like I look when I tell you our live room
room was late, and I used to feel like we were reaching the nineties.
You had five a little five b no, a little palm tree lamp.
We had the green the hunter green leather uh letter couch letter sofa.
Then we had the hunter green leather Chase chair, had a chase chair,
and then y'all have money, all right, audio fix y'all? All right,
we had the black goat and like the mirrorings with the little glitter and
ship, the little panther pictures. Nigger had the uh oh, y'all know
the carpets, the ones. It got a little square, but it got
like the little squirrelies around at the end. You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, you get a whole living room. Yea quality too.
Yeah, ain't not a mew time jail Marcus iPods work clear iPods.
Yo. I just found out that they got that. They got them kind
of amenities down there, the jail dude, they got everything we got,
they just in jail. Fact, my pops was like, yeah, them
niggas. Get hye passed. You can load it up with all kinds of
movies and ship it. I was like, Sha, niggas in jail living
like me at home. I just gotta go to work and you got twenty
three Well, um, do you know that I could do with twenty three
hours? There's a there's a video. There's a video. There's a video
that I saw on Instagram this morning and I was cracking up because I'm like,
bro, this is the most interesting way of evading the police and getting
out of like getting the ticket or like getting taken to jail on the morning.
It'll be the one with the two women right right next to the TDR
logo, just the second of last video, like Rick Ross listen here taking
the last but the two women. One got on a pink shirt or red.
I can't tell ye. That's try. I hate when leather Furntures started
cry okay, no he's not get the chip in your eyes, old chafing
your knees on the couch. Oh you was living like big meat. You
can tell me shit. And then we had to like when the big screen,
like the floor model big screens came out, we had that motherfucking there.
And I used to have a who's that it's direct ticket or some ship.
Used to have a little music. Man, No, what the fuck
do what some dripping hell na? These undercover motherfucker's hell not my motherfucking went
on. It's only one on this show. Ain't come around Warner at the
day. Oh my god, my name is Laverne. Shit, what the
fuck? Ain't come come? Ain't going along? You know what to do?
M that was a hard tap down. Officer. H No, I
pod you off. No you're doing I didn't even know. I'm just trying
to get my coming here home. Yeah sure, yeah, sorry, sorry,
right, but I'm gonna get you on the Girlma a minute, she
don't have h she don't have you got it? I got it, I
got it, doesn't have no noah, ja minute, I got jim her
name anything? Your name? My wrong though wrong? Oh she's got an
oscar bro I remember when that first I got no, I d dude,
that's said you know what to do? Just like said, she ain't got
no idd It's not right, but it's sucking hilarious. Look, you didn't
got a worker. We got pulled over. I just started yelling out,
pink hair. You know what you getting your ass cry, they're pulling you
out and they're getting the billy billy, the big take go big boss man
with the night. Yeah, talk about I never want my eyes be like
the nice things look like they hurt when you get hit for real. Hey,
any means necessary, Bro, I'm not going back, I will said,
said from my name right. She said, there's real quick. She's
like shit, hey, but she had her hands like that before she got
aby aby Bro, Ryan, relax, I'm gonna get you. Old don't
walk the way quick at the pitch the police officer. Now, imagine like
getting pulled over by the same cop and it's like, hey, y'all that
last time, bro, he pulled it over and the old girl she driving
and shit like right as soon as the superstand bus motherfucker out the car.
She's better than me because I looked Niggata took this to the max. I
was linkover, started looking the funk out that window. Look at me for
hating with that sh I look at the cop like you see what I gotta
deal with you? Please let us go. I know I was speeding,
but I gotta get home. Keim was saying you get out of pink here.
They're gonna take your motherfucking as double the charges. Wow, you are
the jail too for laughing. And I'm looking the got that big guys Tusay
asked for I D beat my head in d. We're gonna go to jail
because we need too childish for that to play a lot like, I ain't
going back. I bite your ass. You ain't gonna be fucking laughing.
The cop gonna think we some excuse me. So you're not supposed to laugh
at that mentally retarded person. Only if you know, sir, because if
I'm going back, because if I'm going back, you going to everybody because
I'm because I'm biting you and getting you assault charge on the disabled persons,
she would have broke character. If it's one thing I learned, I know
how to staying character, to stay out of trouble. Because when um,
when we were in middle school, we weren't supposed to be on the phone
after a certain time, and I was up well after midnight caking on the
phone, and my sister, because she never wanted to sleep in her fucking
room, she was sleeping my room. So I am on the east side
of the bed. My sister is on the west side of the bed.
My mom picks up the phone. Now, you know, back in the
day when you had the phones with the actual like the little clickers and ship,
you can hear when the line picks up. You can hear when they
hang up. But my mom thought that, you know, like, first
of all, I ain't no dummy nigga. So I heard her when she
picked up the phone, so I just stopped talking. So I heard her.
Because to try to minimize the sound her hanging up, they would try
to push the button first and then put it back on the receiver. So
I was like, you know what that means, got to now see your
scooter them own by. So I hung up because everybody knew if I just
if I ain't, nothing worse than hanging up on the motherfucker, they call
you back, right, So I made sure everybody, bro, if I
just hang up on you, it's a rap, don't call me back.
I'll see you tomorrow. So I hang up, and I instantly put the
phone on the side of the bed that my sister will sleep on. And
my mom at this feel like it take her men, like she she like
a nigger in the scary move she like fucking Jason Vorhees like coming up the
stairs like she always moves on up stairs. So first of all, because
yeah, because like me and because so me and I said, like we
have our own upstairs, like we got our own living room, bedrooms,
whatever upstairs. So it's dark up there, so you already know because she
has to click the light on at the bottom of the stairs. So you
see the light click on, and then she creeping up the stairs. So
me, I'm already. I'm on my side, cover up, yeah,
breathing through my nose and shit, bitch, I'm snoring, so I hear
the light switch. And you know, even when your eyes is closed,
you can tell when some light comes on. So I'm like, keep your
eyeball straight, bitch, Keep your eyeball straight, bitch. And my mom
must have looked over and saw whose side the phone was on, right,
she probably my sister was dead. Sleep you wrong. I hope she punched
on your first. No, she earned that ship because me, she's to
get us in trouble all the fucking time. So when I tell y'all,
my mama, whoop my sister out her fucking sleep I mean whooped her ass,
and she happed to what I do? What I do think? I
ain't fucking no. He was on the fucking phone, you know. Then
like she whipped her ass and then put her I didn't fucking move. I
didn't fucking move. So you come home, you do your fucking homework.
No TV, no nothing. So she cut out the light, lights still
on. You know, she gotta take her time. I knew she was
at the bottom because the light switched out, so it's pitched black. My
eyes go bring the ship. Since she you know, I guess she cried
herself back to sleep. I don't know, because at that point that was
white noise to me. I was like, down to go, I'm gonna
sleep. So the next morning, we're getting ready and she and my sister
like, because my sisters like she she used to go to bed super early,
but she was. She was early, righting me, I was always
at night out that sh just told my mama herself. But so that next
morning, getting ready for school, and shit, my sisters in the kitchen
eating a bowl of cereal. Nigga. If she was Superman, when I
tell you that, she would have burnt the fucking hole through me. So,
Bro, I'm avoiding eye Karazak and shit, I'm boring fucking fruity Peppers
and ship. She's stabbing the funk out of serial life. You told my
mom was I was like, Bro, I was asleep. I don't tell
me what are you talking about? Man and sheet? And I'm like,
sudden, nick, I don't know. I was like, who the fuck
are you talking to? I would have been as soon as Mom would have
left out of the room, she would have been coming back up the stairs
to break us up. I'd have been on your ass now playing, especially
if I was in a good sleep and get an ass. We're in the
two hundreds, wh number were on two, like you're eleven or some ship
probably somewhere you're the worst nigg in the world. Like that fact, I'd
have been like, we thought we had we got brothers. No, listen,
so it's terrible. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Because a little background history on me and my sister. So my sister she
had her friends, I had my friends, and then we had mutual friends
within the neighborhood. My friends was from was from my school. We were
saying we only we blessing to your apart. So she had her friends from
school. I had my friends, and then like I said, we had
me to your neighborhood and friends. So she used to be home. Me
and my friend, we like we'd like to be on the go. We
used to like to go to fucking Grand North Fridge, go to the movies.
We catch the bus anywhere we'll be out, We asked her me.
She we fuldn't go such and said you want to go? No, she
didn't want to go with us, so we left. My mama come home.
We're to me. Can you know me? I had cell phones back
there. We're to me cap where they went to the mall? They went
here or whatever, But why you didn't go? They didn't ask me to
go. She used to do shit like that. So then I come home
and my mama hopping on my ass like we excluded her and doing her dirty
and ship nigga, I asked you before I loved, did you want right?
And then it's like her friends used to come over shit and they just
mother used to be stealing ship like it was just it was a lot.
But she used to get me in trouble all the fucking time, Like all
the time, she used to get me in trouble and ship and you know
we used to be behind that. Like don't get me wrong, you ain't
gonna fuck with her. I knock you out about my sister. But like
bro in the house, we was like bitch, like we can't get off
because she was always doing that. But that so for me, So for
me, that was fucking big, like man, that was That was my
brawl. The joy that I felt today, that was my chair because and
the funny thing is my mama hardly like my mom. She wasn't a disciplinarian,
but she was like it's late. You know you're supposed to be do
on inger from a boy, I'm gonna tear your ass off. Okay,
let's break this down first. One time that my mama actually decided to issue
a whooping and it was meant for me. I didn't. Let's break this
down. People were adults now teenagers, yes, we all are, except
for right what literally is apparently what literally was the what literally was the problem
with us being on the phone late, like what was like ultimated though the
issue I think it was mainly like a bad time issue. Yeah, because
you know that you're gonna get up in the morning. Now they want to
think about that, They want to thinking about that ship to get rid of
that one. No, that's when I was again, that's usually what it
was. I'm not a morning person. So if I'm up at motherfucking twelve
one o'clock and I know I gotta get out for school at six, I'm
gonna be late. That was never issue. I mean, I'm especially came
un for school. I didn't miss school, especially when they came to You
get to the age where you gotta do that shit yourself now, like Mom's
just like I gotta be at work by a certain times, so you have
this time period a lot of it that you're supposed to get yourself up.
To me, as a parent, I got it here. I see.
I don't sweat my kids about it because my kids are night outs like me.
Just No, you're getting the fuck up in the morning, and I
don't want to hear it because my kids I'll get like, I'll be up
like shit just now, like me and jelly Bean, we'd be up.
We've been watching fucking all of Jurassic Park movies. I gotta work at seven
o'clock. I watched movies all night with her, I don't even go to
sleep. I don't go to sleep until after I get off work at eleven.
She had to do Freshman Bridge last week. Freshman Bridge starts at eight
thirty. They have to leave the house at eight. Jellybean didn't even go
getting to bed until like five thirty. Now late for us. She's not
that like, it was not it was an It's an it's a natural consequence,
like you still getting your ass up. I just knew I would still
get my ass up, regirls out how hard it is. I'm still getting
up, regardless of how hard it is to get me up. So it
was a natural consequence. I would still have to get off the phone.
But to me, I'm like I was getting sweating for the wrong shit,
like it we get sweat for the wrong shit all the ship that you can
think of that you should have been sweating for, I mean sweat for it.
Now. Coming in the house late and talking on the phone late,
like that really was so you don't, you know, come in the house
of main sense, because it's like, as a kid, what the fuck
do you need to be outside just late for like the street lights though we
outside, you see me on the street lights. I'm on the yard,
like my mother was like, I'm on the yard. She still be at
me. I'm I'm right here, thing, I'm right here. Look at
now with that like if you open the blinds, I'm right here right.
I didn't even leave. Y'all didn't leave the yard. Like people knew I
had a curfew. They came to me. I'm like, all right,
we're good. I still see that's that's there's no reason. That's where you
know you live one Like your homies know you got a curfew and they come
to me, but they come kick you with you. Their parents don't give
a fuck about that. But I still got a trouble if I wasn't announced
by not like what the fuck is? What the it'll make no sense?
It still you bring your friends in the house with you. No, I'm
like you say, sh I never did. I can never bring nobody in
the house. Don't bring nobody in my mother fucking house. I don't know.
My house was a party spot. I had the talk I had the
cool mom on the black No, I'm saying, but like its considered out
of all of my like all of my friends on the block and shit,
like I had the cool mom on my house was always the kick in the
spot, like my mom was the second mom to everybody. Everybody calls her
mom, nobody, nobody calls her misstin because it's always hey Moe, Hey,
hey mom. We are several comments behind. We are still comments on
the retarded. Uh yeah, that's what I was like, stroll up,
I got you right here. So she just didn't laugh, y'all. Line,
everybody in the comments saw some utter than laughing. We're back on the
phone, which you know, get your mother fucking ass off the phone.
It's always the ones close to you. If I caught the beating for your
phone conversation, you're catching one of the next day and for days after.
Fogus notes she's I got my look back. Yeah. See this is why
me and that little system get alone. Now. She used to do shit
like this, like but that's what I'm saying, Like, bro, we
used to ask you, but she used to try to make it seem like
we would just exclude her and like we used to do her dirty and ship
and that was never the case. Um My mom used to say, she
like, don't even walk past the TV, but to leave out the door
the TV was in the living room, like how that did stuff like that
to my sister. But I'm the older someone, big dog. I'd rather
get a surprise meeting than I'm whooping your ass when you get home. I
think that's why I got anxiety. Now, ye might really mean why niggas
got anxiety just waiting for that that you know you'll be at home praying like,
man, mom, don't get off to line. I hope she tired
when she get home. They forgot, like, I hope you forgot,
and then people let your job stress you out enough to where you just want
to go to bed. Hey, but the crazy part is parents play mind
games because they'll make you think they forgot, and then as soon as you
think it's sweet, I ain't forgot. Oh yeah, TV off forgot shit,
I forgot. You know, you turn into Roy Jones. Y'all must
have got these hands and breakfast. You're sitting in that room with your little
color and bookish the loom and shadow in the background with the belt. You're
like, what the fume to the breakfast table with her hands and foil your
ship. Hey, it's a special too, A departmented box hands, finished
work, cook canner and gossip on the phone with friends and have the energy
to whip my ass. Hours later, it's like they coming up. I
was like, hey, there ever, kick their shoes off, relax,
call you watch Will of Fortune because Will of Fortune coming on at six thirty
for god knows how long. Girl, Let me get out the phone on
watch Hey, yo, heart up like a bucking do remember what the closing
music to wille Force go off? All right, let me get up this
phone. Rule with these kids now. Seeing my grandmother was a fucking terrorist,
she was a domestic terrorist. Absolutely be nugi getting her ship rock and
left the room. Damn. Hey, but guess what, had she been
asleep in her own room, I never would have been able to pull that
off. Way she came in your bed, she was sleeping in my room.
Had she been because because of how far our rooms were, like there
was a hallway. I feel like my room was a room in the front,
so she would have had to like go down the hallway and then go
in her room. So if she was in her room, there's no way
I would have been able to make it to put the phone in her room
and come back, especially because of those fucking floors. Ya hated each other
but loved each other. Not to sleep in the same bed. They're just
children, bro, when you kids, you do Patty, no, but
you don't. It's still like her yet she just said, anybody move over
with you. She was always getting me and she's she's the reason why my
nickname was sub zero as a kid, because I had a big gash going
across my eye. Is that is that when you got here with shovel.
Yeah, and it didn't even know y'all got in the fight. I was
a bit squabbling. She started it now with squabbling. Teach your sister how
to squabble. If you missed that story, catch episode one hundred something.
Meet me in the shovel. There was said nickel sandwich for dinner, and
you're bet not sleep in my bed. No, she was in my bed,
motherfucker. Because ain't that much damn talking in the world and the virtue
But going on the way Cake Sessions at twelve o'clock as a series too late,
sneaking. My mother hated sneaking and the issue with the phone as I
told you not to in the story, that's true that that was the point
that was it as to be mental min fucking mother had nothing to doing that
because you said so. It was nothing tangible. It was just because I
said, it's a start pulling that shit out of my bad Why donody me?
I think that just looked at you like my house rules. Well that
too, but like at a certain age, just like nigga, you need
your ass is supposed to be in the fucking bed, period, Like that's
why why the fucking why the fuck? Why the fuck you think Mashing autumn
TV shows came on the night because kids supposed to be in the bed.
You haven't watched Mash when you watching Mash like this shit got Yeah, that
kind of came on sid shit Mash as a kid, wasn't singing that have
been up to? You know, hey, Mario said, I played mind
games for sure as a father to mine games that happened, Bro, I
would hate to be Mario kid. I would hate to be Mario kid because
he got that James hurl Jones ship going on with the bass. Like,
bro, you yell at me, I'm auck cry. So you're fucking playing
mind games and ship and then adding fucking punishment on top of it. I'm
running away symbol. You see that over that was that the last it's where
we do not go low key. I feel like she knew she had that
ship coming because, like I said, she used to get me in trouble.
Dude, I was always And it got to a point where like my
friends like they hated my sister talk because she was always doing this ship that
was like she always on that bullshit. And then it's like, well my
friends would trying to vatch for me and ship. My mama would think that
they were just doing that because they was my friends, and like, no,
we fuck, we asked her to go. It was Tim and Jerry
Bard for me and my sister growing up, like on site for everything you
hid through remote boo boop me Jerry is the greatest cartoon ever in turn Over
Man only cartoon I can watch and I do not need dialogue. You don't
need no words, Like I can just watch it Tom and Jerry and got
no dialogue. That's just damn. That is classic number one. Welcome to
the morning, sleep on FaceTime with somebody. Stop hating. See as a
parent, you got something, That's how he got here. Now he's trying
to get some and let's stop hating. No, there's no extra charge of
using fucking FaceTime. Absolutely not. It just not run up the internet.
What it means is you don't pay this bill, so you don't get to
dictate when the fuck you use this. Motherfucker I say, get off.
Then that's what the fuck it is. Because you don't pay this bill,
you don't have no say remember this. You hang up, No, you
hang up, I'm growing. We still do that something you No, you
hang up? No, you hang up on three hang I'm grown, that's
the man. If the cake session valid on, I'll talk to you to
my phone. This this is twenty two three, and reb was still far
like and it's even worse now, honestly because now, like at least with
us, we used to actually be on the phone. These motherfuckers now like
they'll just had an iPad or phone or whatever and like the video was just
running and they off do another ship just because they don't want to hang up.
Do you know how many times I've walked in and have almost like flashed
a fucking kid because they just had their shit on and didn't because I didn't
know nobody was on there. Probably FaceTime like me, then like that motherfucker
be you'd probably be staring at the settling. But we I don't even know
why we FaceTime because we both are not at the phone. We just got
the phone. It's the next best thing to sleep on somebody, Like,
I guess when I come back to the phone, you'll be there. But
they're something that attached to something too where it's like I forgot what it's called.
But it's basically like you're doing things independently, but they still there.
Somehow I forgot what that shit is called. I'm gonna look it up.
But that makes sense how our first time is. How I like my quality
of time. I'm going to be the pen like as long as I know
you in the facility of where I am, like, we don't got to
be doing that. And that's basically like because that's like so with me and
bed, it's not bad even if we are not, like we don't have
to be in the same room. Like even if like the mornings where I'll
take my laptop and shit over there. I'm in the living room working,
he's in he's in the bedroom knocked out asleep because he works third ship,
so he's trying to you know, sleep before he got to get up in
the evening, just knowing that he's in the other room. I'm cool.
It's comforted. Yeah, like that. Or he be in the fucking living
room watching fucking old screw wrestling or something, and if I don't like the
match that he watching, then I go in the bedroom and I'll watch Paying
the Game or some shit. It just great movie, by the way,
Absolutely that's our ship. Didn't but didn't he get mad at me because I'm
watching Paying the Game without him? But I just told you that I didn't
want to watch that match. Could you know? I don't like wc w
L crackhead. It's funny touching and I'll fuck you up. That's just that.
He loved to say that. So when we when we went to the
sex party, he kept quoting that. He was like touching out fuck you.
I was like saying that for the other everybody might not know that movie,
man, and they might think you really need it. Put us.
He didn't mean it, though he meant it. He was that for real,
Well, we can't that's an emoji whatever it is, but it's probably
it's probably niggas, it's probably. Yeah, I hate that level of caking.
Just hang up the phone, bitch, I'm tired, y'all. Don't
like people like y'all think y'all like people if you're not willing to go to
sleep on the phone with the motherfuck that's a different level of my life.
Only falling asleep on them like or muff like they're storing in my ear and
I know that they storm, but I still don't hang up. I just
gonna sit there like it, start doing what I'm doing. There's some people
that you hang up the phone. Well that's the only because okay, so
we fall asleep on FaceTime, Well I'll just turn my phone, though I
part I partly do that because I'm a hater and I want to make sure,
like, don't nobody else like l textion and then you know, so
there's a there's a skit about that where the chick acts like she fell asleep
on the FaceTime. So the guy uses a different device and he makes a
look dude, you know the sound that it makes one hang up and she
hop up and it's a dude there and he caught her. Oh yeah,
you know, it was funny. So it was a dude. He was
in a restaurant and he was FaceTime and as a girl and when she picked
up the phone, she was on a date with another niggah, but he
was in the same restaurant. So he turned the camera I'm looking at it
looked like there was an African or something. I was like, that's crazy.
I'm like, I hope this fake because he's a little calm. I
had to because somebody was him, because this would have been a three way
day if I'll call you and you with him, Like, I'm coming to
set out on the table, what y'all order? But why are we talking
about acting? Like while we're on the topic of like you know, like
punishment and ship. Um. There was a question that was asked a couple
of days ago. I guess somebody was listening to a podcast and they asked,
I know this ain't but they asked. It was basically asking women like
why when they get upset with um, their men, they withhold sex.
It's punishment because they now For me, I'm like, I don't personally do
this because even when I'm mad, my coochie's not now, I'll fun like
get the funk out of my face. But just for me, like thinking
logically, I feel like for for a lot of women, sex is more
than physical, right, Like, it's a mental and emotional thing. So
if she's pissed at you, she can't she's not connecting with you on she
can't get to that point of horny because she's mad. Me. Yeah,
So it's like it's like y'all if y'all got shit going on, y'all,
just like you know how when they in the ring and they the refee holds,
they end up your ship, you know, just like I'm a Realerican.
Yeah. Um. But then you also have a lot of women who
are in you know, relationships where they're not really being pleased sexually with them.
So it's it's sex is a chore to them, sorry to hear that.
So sex is not fulfilling to them, Sex isn't enjoyable to them,
So having sex with their partner is a chore. And we'll see that a
lot like niggas be acting like they can't get sex from any you like you
like that car you dry yours? Never, I didn't know that sounds reasonable.
I want your kids to do I want you to do your chores.
But so for her busting it open is rewarding him for pissing her off because
she's like sex, Nick, I don't even want to have sex with you.
I have sex with you because you know, I feel like I gotta
you know, so wait so so see and then that's the whole issue.
Now, So it's either a punishment or it is a reward. What is
it? But sex so is no for her. There's no reward to having
sex because she's not she's not being please sexual because let's not act like we
don't know that a lot of men are not good at sex. And that's
not to say that every woman is good at sex at all, because I've
seen some of you bitches, okay, especially on Twitter. Yeah, but
um, I see why you only have one. There are a lot of
guys that are just like with being so ignorant to our anatomy and not taking
the time or just being selfish lovers period. That's because they don't listen to
Brian mc no, he don't. They don't know how your pussy works.
I don't even have a button for me being I could tell you how your
pussy work, but not fatherhood. Hey, so um he is telling you
how father here work. He said, I got it wrong with this first
nigga. So I don't fuck with him. That's why Brian McK this the
real. He was like, this is the real Brian mcnight Junior. I
got a chance to make it work with this guy. The other niggas somebody
different. I had to remember I was twisting wrong. It's lefty, Lucy,
that's how. That's how I remember. Some of y'all should twist you
oall vaginas to the right guy. Yah. I didn't want to laugh at
yeah high two to my Motherfuck, I'm three for three some of them.
I was just lefty lusing lost art anyway, like you find that ship,
like hold on to that shit, Like Wow, she's great, um Mario
said, I'm starting to feel away about me me. She used to be
my favorite, but from getting her sister beatings and fumbling dicks on the gold
line, I just don't talking about. I don't want to know. Was
that. I just don't know her, know her? Uh the dick is
treated separately. I could be mad as fun, but I still want something.
I'll just get dressed in broll over on my side of the bed.
AFA facts facts Angry sex is the best sex. I have one hundred percent
Starting the argument with my ex wife or some angry couch for me. You
piss me off, I'm still smashing. I'm gonna make sure you enjoy it
enough to basically beg me for it. I don't get fun. I'm not
withholding sex. Um, keep it called Mario toxic. Rita said, I
like it. It's bit rough sometimes, so I'll push you to the edge
on purpose. Mario said, yep, toxic is fuck not the only one.
Um. He was saying, if I'm not smashing, that means you
smashing somebody else, and I don't want no roommate. Yeah, so but
for me, like I'm not a I'm not smashing, I'm not Oh you
gotta smash it. You got the sense that you fucking somebody else or you
asking me escaping I'm saying, I'm thinking that's a woman thing. I just
want to say that every coming at me, I'm asking does that? Does
that make sense to you? It don't make sense to you. What but
I'm not smashing that man? You smashing somebody else? Is that like a
general comment? Baby, she don't want a roommate as and she don't want
to clap, She don't want to she don't want this. So it's understood
that if I'm in the house with somebody and they're not sucking me, they
think I'm sucking somebody else. He's from Hey Timmy on the laptop, it's
him. He's just say John missed all the good comments. When you've been
talking the whole time. I was putting up there, and you ain't.
You ain't saying nothing. So then you start jumping in. So I started.
I started, Well, you know, I don't read comments. I
went where you started to read it, so I start. We can only
go to the top of what I see. You had to scroll past.
I had something up there, and you went all way down here, So
I went where you win? Nigga, I do this shit. I was
going our real motherfucking producer in this bitch down the line. I'm a real
motherfucking producing this. That was nothing over there. That's what you stre.
But I'm just saying you are. I don't win people, all right,
that's what's happening. You're gonna hear that you got here, but the best
few of that share action. That's how far back we're going. We're going,
all right there, please don't can we can we can just go to
the current. I'm beaning pet I'm being petty. Okay, yeah, but
I am not. Don't get cancer. I am not. If I withhold
sex, that just means that your sex is weakend. I don't want to
fuck you, and I'm not going to withhold it because I'm angry. I'm
going to withhold it because you just can't have anymore. Oh. If we
live together and I'm mad at you, I'm mad enough to not smash.
I feel like you smashes as got you? All right, thank you?
We're time for me to play took, because why are you here? I
stop talking about the podcast. On the podcast. Huh, that's nasty.
That's a nasty word, brom comment. Pull out the cover and throw the
pillow at you after you rearrange my guts, I'm with that. If we
fuck and you still mad, there's a deeper issue here here you go.
Listen, y'all. Y'all know I get dumped quarterly, but whenever we link
back up, nigga, It's like if you are a Marvel fan and you
have ever and you've seen the first Avengers when Cap and Thor and Iron Man
or in that little forest when they was fighting over Loki and Thor snapped and
was like, you want me to put the hammer down? And he hit
cap shield with the hammer and leveled everything. That's us, that'd be him.
You want me to put the hammer down? And then everything just exploded.
Yes, master, yeah a boss. I meant every word. I
said, wow, all right. For those who said that I missed all
the comments, that are the good ones. You can play the game when
you want free times slap my ass. Occasionally I did put that up there.
I would say, no, I can phone, Billy be talking the
phone. I need to hear my go to work. Yes, bro,
I got because I got so many phones in my house. I have my
UM phone for the store. Winch is currently going through a rebrand. If
you were not already aware of, keep telling y'all, but a Commerce Candy
Closet is going a complete rebrand, new name, new website, new logo,
knew everything, um, everything on Commerce Candy Closet is still fifty percent
off. I'm clearing everything out. But once this rebrand. She say this
shit every week and then she still don't take her ass on the site,
I'll pull it up. So look, look, once this rebrand is done,
everything is going back to normal. So if you want to be cheap.
This is your time to fucking do it because once once everything is set
and I'm looking no later than uh than September first because Commerce Candy Closet,
Um, it's not too exactly so everything on the site, but once that
new side is up, so is the prices. Um. But yeah,
I'm looking to have everything set up, um hopefully by September first, like
new website and everything. Uh. Commerce Candy Closet was established in September of
twenty twenty, so this would be my third year in business. But I
did. I just wanted to completely revamp everything, especially with you know,
certain avenues that I'm trying to pursue. Commerce Candy Closet was a little bit
forward. We loved it, you know, as fellow freaks, but I
just I needed something. Uh, white people didn't. That's not even that
it's like going places and having to like explain like how I can't. It
was just it was annoying. It wasn't white people. I don't talk to
white people. That's the that's the joke that it's not for you to explain
who the fuck didn't get it? Damn I hate no, you were saying
white people didn't get it like Danny understand it like shit, I wouldn't know
where they get understand Actually, white people loved it because when I did talk
to white peoples like business stuff and they was sitting They're like, oh my
god, I love a name like you know. I like, yeah,
everybody, Kayla, Kayla, Kayla, this is Kayla. This is not
a shot at you. I want you to know that because it was one
and everybody. Damn that everybody. I showed the new ship too, that
was like, how do you pronounce this word? So I said, the
fact that niggas keep asking me how to pronounce the word, it's cool.
White people go, uh people, But no, I'm um, I'm in
the final stages of approving of my new logo. Um, I get unlimited
revisions on it. So I've been having them tweak, make a little tweaks,
and ship to it. But yeah, um, I'm definitely hoping that
buy September one, everything is up and running. So that way I am
going to be um throwing. We don't get to see it. We don't
get to see it in the chat, but y'all wasn't here this weekend.
I showed them Saturday y'all wasn't here. Oh I thought we got to see
it in the chat or something like that. I thought we missed them.
I was making sure noe. Yep. So when we was here for wrestling
on Saturday. Yeah so, um yeah, I am also looking to UM.
I was talking to Tom while we were here yesterday. Um. The
plan that I am going for, Uh, what day is that calendar?
Was it twenty four? Yeah? Okay, so y'all know that I do
the POT on Sundays. Um so, yep, So Sunday, September twenty
four. It's not setting a stone yet. We still gotta, you know,
work out a couple of kinks and see if we can get it,
whether security will be available on all of that. But because of Commerce Candy
Closet, UM would have been celebrating this three year I want to do a
relaunch party on that Sunday, which would me and I'm also doing a live
pod, so the pot will be recorded live um on top of the relaunch
party, and I will have ship for sale. So it's a lot,
Kayla, get your ass here and help me playing shit. You know that's
your job. You like to do shit like that. No, it's it's
it's funny because it's people like Kayla and Denise. They love to like be
hands on and like planning shit. And I'm not I'm a I throw money
at the problem. I'm I'm I'm like a man like here, I'll just
pay for this ship like bro, don't involve it one involved me and nothing
somebody like that, because it was like, man, I like it when
a man like make plan over like see, I think that's like a big
day on flow because I just I could pay for it. But if you'd
be like a wan make plans to do something, I plan to pay for
it. That's the point that is mine. Like stuff like that is fine.
But like I mean, like with events, because there were so many
components to it, playing in the day nine is fucking simple. And that's
like it just it basically boils down to do you know the person you're dating?
Because it's like with me and Bay, that's not Bay. He knows
that one a lott of casino. He know I love trips to Chicago.
He know I like to eat and ship because he knows me because he knows
me well. And see, and this is another but I'll talk about that.
I'm like I feel like people try to go to keep I feel like
people don't talk enough, they don't have enough conversations before they try to plan
first dates. And that's why when we had that conversation on the pod like
months back, when I was like, do not one size fit all me?
On the fucking day? Can I share a date experience? Sure it
was amazing. I'm I'm I don't holler at her, but that one day
was like she could have got it that day the way it went down.
So we had only been talking for three days, and somehow she had gathered
that I like art, I like Vincent Van Go and um she and like
breakfast. Literally she booked a train, I got an amtrack to Chicago.
We had breakfast, and we uber it to the um. The Vincent van
Go experienced in Chicago. That ship was unbelievable. I was on the floor
like you might just get it right now. Like she listened to every single
thing I ever, you know ever said. At that moment, I was
like, dude, that's great. I wish I'm not that. I'm not
that great at doing first day So that was like, yeah, I got
exposed. I got exposed. I want to be that level, like that
niggas that night kind of nigga I want. Yeah. And that's like even
when like went during the time, like when I was dealing with tape and
when we went on our little days and shit, and it's like I took
him places because I had like tickets to go. Shut up with me taking
him to the AW You know, I don't even watch AW, but I'm
like, that's something that I know he enjoyed. Were both like wrestling.
I don't watch this particular brand, but that's something that would be fun for
us to do when I have free tickets to the Bucks game because he's a
huge Bucks fan. I took him because I'm like, this is a good
date idea, just because of the fact I know that. Like so I
pay attention to shit like Bay that's not Bay. When I went over his
house fucking um last weekend, I took him this big ass, fucking shoot
organizer closet because I'm like, he got a million fucking Jay's and everything else
just in his closet. This is something he can use. I'm one of
them people like I pay attention not only to what you say, but like
just being around you to know, like who This would be something that will
be useful for him. This is something that I know we can do.
This is whatever, Like women are way more thoughtful than we are, Like
you got sucked. I sucked. My thought process is very limited. The
fact that this was the dope shit was like, Hey, what are your
plans on Wednesday? I like at work? It's like, can you get
off? Like yeah, I can get off. I can just take off
that day. And that's where it started. I want to that's a play
as if I, if I like you enough, I could be very thoughtful.
And this is my thing when I'm like if they don't even know,
if they don't fuck with you like that, even if somebody you fuck with,
if I like you, like you very thoughtful, and there's no reason
and there's no reason for Nigga be like, why, well I didn't know
what you like? I didn't know whatever, Like brom random people on Facebook
that have never even met me before? What inbox me? Because they peach
mailbow Chester ter Nigga got the draws and the like. You would have had
a whole bucket of Peachman over there, slather all over your body what you
want, like like Mabe where are you at what you're doing? Uh?
She don't like the studio. All right, come outside in ten minutes,
Okay, come outside, And this got a pint of quarter peach Melbourne and
ship hey pull up behind his garbage camp, nigga, And it's not sucking
dick for ice cream, it's second dick for the second dick for the effort
is also using the ice cream though too. So you gotta go ahead and
just but you know, I've been in a circumstance where I hear stories.
I mean, if he did, I's not mine. I don't got to
eat it. I may have may not have done some that our brother stuck
his dick in a cake on y'all who a video? It works, it
works, wonders. That's that old girl, um said. I love doing
stuff like this. I enjoy I do too. Like that's that. So
I tell people all the time, like your love languages, like how you
give love and receive love can be completely different. Like me, I'm not
big on gifts, like you don't have to buy me a bunch of stuff,
like the experiences are great. I'm quality time like I'm huge on quality
time, physical touch and words of affirmation. Those are my big three?
Like that makes me feel just so loved and just so like how about this?
This is? This is this is how she like that work two two
years ago that happened old girl in box me right now, I'm like,
so what we want? Which want? I still remember that damn experience and
it's still hello, it's still a possibility. What's going on? I don't
know why we stopped talking, but he no, but it's like that forgot
for so because somebody that I used to day and this was so it was
so simple, but because he said he has never had a woman do anything
for him or to even plan something out because he like he's one of those
old schools, like you know, he always pay, he always do stuff
whatever. But it was his birthday and I'm like same thing. I'm like,
what you're doing today? Oh nothing, I ain't got no plans whatever
whatever. Well, you know, can you be ready by such and such
time? And I ended up because that was that was when Rodizio was like
like new um, so I ended up like I took him to Radizio and
like the Brazilian steakhouse. Yeah, so so I took and just like the
atmosphere and stuff like he was like, man, like it's nice in here,
and she'll like, you know, nobody's like even when motherfuckers have like
my birthday and she's like I end up paying or you know whatever. I'm
like, I'm like, dude, you've done a shit ton of stuff,
like you know, like I don't mind doing things for people that do stuff
for me. But I've always been that way. And it's not just romantic
relationship. Like I said, like when me and to me it was best
friends and I knew that she had a rough dad. I went picked up
her favorite one of fucking just just because card from the store dropped it off.
I could see her say like damn, man, like I've really been
on some caramel cake and shit, and I'm in the store walking by,
like damn, she was just telling about carmelkake and I saw some bitch,
what you're doing here? Open the door? All right? I see you
later, Like, because that's just that's just how I am, That's just
how I do shite. Did you say that? Yeah? Okay, I
missed that part. Oh yeah, that was definitely my my my, my
last of fish show boyfriend, like he started out doing everything he loved bombing
the fuck out of me. Basically, he loved bombing the funk out of
me, and then he turned it was fucking doctor Jeko and mister Hot.
Yeah. I have one of those two. M I like chocolate ice cream.
I mean never stopped though. That's all I was saying that because when
you thought it, not like it's not always the big shit. Sometimes it's
it's hard to turn off. It's very hard to turn because there are times
where it's like, y'all know, I get dumped quarterly. So when we
were going through our little period and ship, when he hit me with the
Dear John letter, the little you know, I need to step away and
we need to let each other go. There we was ship that I was
seeing that, I'm like, oh he was ought wait never mind, you
know, and then it's got a But part of me was like, bitch,
getting anyway because you already know we're coming back. And then he did.
But I ended up just gave him the like the shoe closet thing he
and the way his face lit up. And it was funny because when we
stopped at the house to get it, and so I'm carrying out and I
gotta throw it in the back of the truck because it don't fit the guard
like it's it's big. So he's look, He's like the fuck is that
because he didn't know yet. So we get to um get to his apartment
and I pull in the back and I'm pulling it out and he's like,
he's like, what did He was like, I don't need nothing. I
was like, you need and then I put it down. He was like,
oh man, I say, yeah, I said, don't tell me
what the fucking I said, I know what you need more than you know
what you need. Wrong, I said, win him by ever not gotten
something. And then he was like, oh man, I really needed this
because you don't think about shit. I'm like, I come in here and
I'm like like, now, I'm like, I've got some fucking blackout curtains
in the car because I'm like, I'm so sick of coming out of here
and fucking hissing. Actually got them windows and ship. Neither one of us
looked like, but you don't got a blackout curtain ship. So now in
his room is dark, but he got his little this little navajole. Uh,
that's nasty. I'm not I'm saying brandy Maid and he got that and
the Wonder, but I'm like, no, you need black Out, Curtis
black Bear, thirty feet in the forest. Um Chief the Spirits got me.
Kiva said, I definitely like to spend time and do stuff for my
man. Uh Kayla said, me and my friends love gifting each other.
My girl just sent me to get him aside last week. We love it.
I've done that. Um. I used to treat to me like she
was my fucking woman, and she wow, um yeah, like I like
and even then like coordinating with her mom and she's like, hey, can
you get the baby on this date because I'm trying to send her to go.
Oh yeah, So she randomly you know, hey, I'm gonna come
get him, and because she didn't know what was going on, but I
had set up for her to go and get a massaged and have a spot
day by herself. So it's like her mom and her mom and my ex
wife are like first cousin. That's the finest first cousin I ever saw in
my life. I like damning it, like dude, if you were now.
And it's so funny because never looked her age ever and it's so funny
because me and her probably would have been because it's really because my h he
was in fucking love. He was in love with her when I was Carl
Elms on Facebook. Oh with her Mama, Yeah, man, I used
to love her. Man, Man, I know mom's cold. Like I
tried to set her one of my guys. I was like, she's so
called. Try to high at her, but sorry to me. If you
watch him, No, she never knew that. Um no, the one
I got actually is for my lashes too, so it does it's both so
it's like a sleep mask and also protect my lashes. Yes, it's crazy.
They say Gemini's mean, but we will literally do whatever. The audacity
makes me glitch, now people do they They think the Geminis are like just
terrible. That is this man, Gemini men are a fucking minute. And
this is coming from a Gemini woman to say if we were just to fucking
exterminate the men, I would not be mad about it. M I mean
he got the part, but um that that's that like we are we are
very protective of our loved ones. Um but we are like we are super
super super thoughtful. But June and May Geminis tend to be different though,
like may Geminis are like majorm and nis are raving. My ex husband,
Yeah, we just I don't think major and I smile. I mean he
would say I'm not a Gemini, Timmy, I'm a Libra. You say
my soul mates? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh she want that link,
Serena, Yeah, I'm looking for right now. I'm sorry. Keeping she
said, your soul mate is a Libra. But I don't know if I
never dated a Libra. M but don't. I don't never September what September?
And but I mean why but like while we're talking about like stuff as
far as like with men, like not really being thoughtful and being able to
do stuff like that. Kayla actually asked the question on Facebook um and like
it was specifically for men um and she said, what are some things you
do to attract women? Are you changing the way you dressed, at and
move in order for you attract the right woman or do you just exist how
you are and she can get with it or not? What are some things
you do to attract women? Are you changing the way you dressed, act,
and move in order for you to attract the right woman or do you
just exist how you are and she can either get with it or not.
That's yeah, no, I was quoting. I quoted, uh ludicrous,
how the fuck you ain't gonna fuck me? The goddamn reason, how you
not gonna fuck? You? Know? Bit? I feel like Trey songs
take that a little bit too far. I feel like that's why he Alway
isn't that ship because he feels like, how you not gonna fuck butcha me?
And then he get on that weird chip. Stop being weird. I
did not know we had that. I need to make it. I wanted
to have cost you cost with you na, but um, I know why
she asked that question, but one go ahead first. I think you're just
for me personally. I feel like it's just a natural evolution of you start
to like the type of women that you like. You see what they like,
or like what they're into or what they look for to do, so
you kind of gradually, you know, make adjustments to what you already doing.
So like as I got older, being into cologne and ship because I
was never really going to buy cologne, but now I see that I now
need to spend as much money on cologne as I do my fucking kicks because
chicks like a nigga who smell good. Yes, we did. So if
I could spend three hundred dollars on a pair of shoes, I could spend
two or fifty awesome smell good like you know, like right because right again,
like in the group chat like bro, he's like yeah he wear cream
and cream like five the one he showed us, Like fine, o,
bro, there's two things that make me. That makes you smell good makes
me feel good. My kids will have my clothes, they'll take us like
a T shirt. Somebody't wear mine like it smells like it it smells good.
That is one of So I'm doing my job. Me and Beat that's
not bad. Having spoken in eight years and when we finally like reconnected and
like started back like the fucking around again, that was always something. It
was like it was basically I was swapping out new shirts like he would like
he would literally like he would put up like when he would come spending night,
he would have an extra shirt just to leave for me with his sin
on it because he knew, like I was slearing just physical or like no
like period around like like what do you do, like do you change anything
about yourself in order for you to attract women, Like do you change the
way you talk, the way you act? Do you change up your appearance?
Do you change anything in order for you to attract women? Or you
just be like shit, if they don't like me for what I am,
then fucking move around. Oh it's you know, because I'm fifty after start
off every statement with that, because I'm fifty. Literally prior to that,
Bro, Tommy glass is clean as fuck. I want y'all to know how
how crispy this nigga's lenses is right now whatever? Right like nothing like yours.
So since I'm fifty, there were times like Nigga's been breathing on your
I can see, I don't care. Probably got that shit Like when the
birds were flying in the fucking windows on the videos. You have clear that
you put on the windshields. I was thinking, you got the Darth Vaders,
Luke clean them for him. When I was sexual harassment, there was
a point that there there literally was a point in my life where I did
try to make adjustments to myself and put myself in a position where I couldn't
uphold what I was changing myself to be so now that as I got older,
I'm like, literally, this is why who the fuck am? I
am a square nigga? I am? I do speak proper. I'm not
going to change that shit I do like strange shit. I am who I
am. Like, I love hip up to a fault, to a point
where you know you're gonna ride around me. You see those sick ticks with
the dude like fifty, Like when you're dating an older thing, that's me
deal with that shit like that. I'm more inclined to adjust like physical things
as to opposed of like personality. Like personally, I don't think I can
change it, but I know for show like it's I read the room.
You can ease up and lighting up on a lot of shit that you do.
But all things are gonna change. Like you know, I don't want
to be an asshole, but sometimes it just comes out. It's one of
those things. Just somebody has to do it. Huh, just somebody.
It ain't that. It's just because I have my days where I'm gonna tape
delay and I have my days where I'm really quick with it. And when
I'm quick with it, that's when you might think I'm being an asshole,
but I'm not. I'm just responded to what you've given me. But if
you're quick with if a woman is quick with it and actually funny, I
think that that's my dog right there, that the woman is. That's a
level of intelligence that I've like. Fact, that's like, oh, I'm
super sexy because you can you can rock. You can rock with my wit
r. Right, We're gonna go back and forth like you you don't,
you don't take jobs because you got the right cross coming, like you got
something and I can I cannot date and and this this is I've talked about
this on Facebook. There was a guy and on paper, women would fucking
love him. He's an attractive guy. He's an attractive guy. You're wrong.
You know he dressed, Kayla said. So basically my point is proven.
Yea, I'm gonna get into what me and Kayla was talking about.
No about her stat So he's always got money, like he's on his ship,
on his house. He knows how to y'all know how I feel about
a nigga that can use his hands, like he can build shit, like
remodel his own crib type shit like on like he got his ship together.
But our sense of humors don't match. And for me, that is a
huge, huge, like I can't date somebody that is too serious. I'm
not a serious person, Like I know how to handle business and I know
how to get shit done, but overall, I'm a huge child at heart,
Like I'm a very playful person. I love the joke, I love
the crack jokes, and I I can't deal with somebody that's too serious.
So what prompted that? Like me and Kayla were having a conversation because,
um, I don't know if you guys have seen. There was a picture
with um Suki summer Walker and I forgot who else was in that fucking picture,
but it looked like it stinky sexy red London. Someone, Oh my
mama, they look clear as through the screen. Now it's classes um.
But somebody scared. Somebody posted the picture and they said, where you been.
I've been fifty for like six months I've been He's been doing his world
tour right, Um no, I've been talking about my birthday for six months.
I started in life February. Man. So they shared the picture in
it said when I say don't be scared, this is what I mean,
and I don't want to hear about no anxiety, because if Summer can do
it, you can't. Too Happy Friday, remember the stream dbs a million
times, so basically it's summer. You know, she's kicking in the club,
leg up, you know, having her a little fun um. A
woman shared and said, it's enough for me, heal me and watch you.
They really do to see how you carry yourself, not saying don't have
fun, but they're observant. I don't see this attracting the type of man
she says she wants. You don't have to prove to us randoms that you're
unbothered. I'd be hurt too. So I mean Kayla having this discussion,
and Kayla's like, so we're still moving like based around with me and think
you know, like and I don't. And I tell y'all that all the
time. Like niggas contradict themselves all the fucking time. So I don't pay
attention to what these niggas we're saying they want on Facebook. I am a
person who I move how I move. When I am in a relationship with
you, Am I going to change certain things? Yes? But that is
not because I am trying to attract you. It just it's a respect thing
versus how I am single. It's completely different from how I am in a
relationship. So certain things that I do when i'm single, of course I'm
not gonna do it when I'm in a relationship because that's you know, like
me fucking other people. I do what I want to do now because I'm
single. Don't look at me like that. I'm mad that you just out
here lying. I'm not lying, nigga, I'm single. This is just
this, Like this a portion of the show where we lying. So can
we touch upon this right here? Because wait, hold on, what is
the point you were? London says, She's perfect now. We didn't we
skip past that. I just wanted make sure no, okay, Kayla's point
was when you was like you like, look, nigga, this is this
is what I am. Nigga, this is now, And that's our point.
Men don't go through the ship that they expect us to do and that
women be so vo like the whole point I started off with saying, I'm
fucking fifty. I've been through the whole stage of adjusting. At this point,
I am who I am. Literally, that's because I've crossed far behind
you, But I'm saying I was adjusting my ship up to like forty five,
So you're not there yet. But I just after forty five, I
was like, mark this day, mark this. Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait mark this. When y'all turn fucking forty five, I
don't give a fuck shit automatically kicks in. I'm not I'm not here.
No, it's gonna be astronomically harder for you to actually fight that you give
any fun after forty five. Mine started at forty anything on camera and tell
nigga you gonna deal with it? Are you not? You know and be
like, oh hey you look fat. That's like sixty seven. That's like
beyond understanding. I don't give a fuck. You're starting to that ship at
forty five, that whole like starting to stay what the fuck is on your
mind at that point? You started late, Yeah, because I'm like,
I've been there, work as far as but this may come with it.
How you just said like you're a square guy, I'm I've toned down my
asshole. I used to be man like assholes all in my head, Like
I feel forty five start coming out. Yeah, So y'all. Y'all have
been on the pie with me long enough to see how see how quick I
am with shit and it just comes out. Yeah, I used to be
mean with it back then, you know what I mean now? And I
used to be like that too. I feel like that's growing up with me,
me and being an adult, and in the presence of met me,
it is totally different. Again. She just trying to kill me when I
was a child? Like, did you miss that? First of all,
I tell you for what you're not gonna do is tell people that I tried
to kill you, because that makes me sound like a failure. Don't you
did fail? You sound like a Hallmark carding who you are? No,
But seriously so because what Because this goes to what you said, And this
is why I tell people not to do this. Tommy said he was basically
changing into a person that he wasn't able to maintain. Right, you're doing
all of this ship, but because that's not truly who you are, it's
hard to keep that up. So why go through all of that when this
is not really who you are? So one you go be unhappy because you
can't be your fucking self, And then you can't keep this shit up.
So then it becomes a point where it's like you're doing all of this extra
work for a motherfucker that you're literally not meant to be with, because if
you were meant to be with them, you wouldn't have to try to be
somebody that you really fucking not. A personality trait that I know that I
recognize that I had at a certain point was I was a people pleaser.
So that's what I was doing. I'm a dick pleaser. You don't getting
shit beyond that, I will not know. The perspectives and opinions of the
host does not reflect Then with that one, I will say, I will
say, you know, maybe because wine isn't up there with the rest of
us, because since your birthday, Bro, you've been cooking and we keep
telling you this, So I think that shit that Tommy's talking about it because
because you were always the mild one out of all of us. So maybe
like, yes, you you find that people who are so you might be
that motherucker talking about when you turn forty five, because the rest of us
out there who are coming down, they'll come at you, and you'd be
like, like, you have to think about I have to think about it,
Cup a little bit. Now. I'm like, oh, this is
a coming at me. Oh, I'm giving it right back to you right
now, like I had too much lot. She was logic into trying to
figure out whether giving it back to him pause or unpaused. But the way
he was speaking of Dallas possible way that I'm interpreted, it's also unpassible.
All right. The comments, what's the last comment? As long as time?
Oh you didn't read that? Oh what you say? Tommy? You
don't even know what made me ask this? How are how are you saying?
No? I don't I don't know. I don't know. I was
trying to say no. But the point of I missed the whole point of
what the point of me and Kyless conversation and the post that she made on
Facebook is. And this is a quote. They literally do not care what
we think or feel about how they move. Yet we're supposed to make all
of these changes and adjust for them, like motherfucker's would tell us, how,
oh, well, men don't like when you wear this much makeup,
or men don't like when you wear your hair like this, or when you
dress like this, blah blah, like sex my dick. First of all,
that's all situational, because not every man stands for exactly. And it's
not just men, it's women that go along with this ship and try to
tell And then I snapped about this a couple of weeks ago. It be
the bitches that don't even have a nigga at home. You don't even have
a nigga consistently in your own fucking bed, but you were always trying to
tell other women how they need to move to attract the men you want to
attract. Bitch, you can't even attract the man that you want to attract,
but you're trying to tell us how to attract a nigga that we don't
even want. But how about the ones that have not I've even been married
yet, trying to tell somebody how to be married? That's why, because
but it's the reason why y'all don't have husbands, and y'all this and y'all
that, and y'all gotta watch, you know, how y'all talking, how
y'all a dressing, how y'all this, Bitch you do all of that?
And where are you at, right? Single? Right with my asses?
Somebody tell me earlier I was saying, I don't suck toes. I'm just
gonna leave it at that. If that's what you like, you don't suck
no toes, not ever, don't put don't put your foot near me.
Ever, don't put your foot near me now the fun guy. And that's
like the rest of your body is fair, gang, but the feet nam
And that's like, okay, some shit, there's somebody stuck in footing you
like you at the peak level, you're like freaking put your feet on and
and so it's it's no secret that you were at home. I am when
it comes to and we and we can't say, like there's no way that
we can sit here and say, well, wine you single because you live
at home. There may be bitches who look at them, but like,
dude, I love how family oriented you are. That is so you know,
that may be something that they actually like because of the fact, like
I love how you know you take care of your sister and you do this
and you do that, and that might actually be turn on to them.
How are you? How do you be high? Has limitations? You be
high because I smoke. We I'm just supposed to suck toe s? What
are we what are we saying should open up? You shouldn't you? Shit,
just because I do drugs doesn't mean I don't have. If that's the
case, tim me, we should all be in a spicion shorted cocaine.
No, that's not the same. Shit, it's the same. You're telling
me not to have boundaries because I do that. I guess I ain't been
that high. I thought maybe at the one point you'd be high enough to
be like opening up. Your daughter told no, go got you, We're
done. Feet are no feet is not your shit. I got it.
I'm not mad at bro because I look, I just don't like. I'm
not judging you. I just I'm trying to find Let me tell y'all,
for him I a man, For him to be a man, he actually
has like very very like. I like his feet like I don't look like
you don't touch me with those. I'm just not a toe sucker. I
eat that, but I don't suck toes. My bundaries are just different.
Now. I I appreciate women with pretty feet like. I love it when
y'all go get your toes. None And if you asked me for a foot
rub, you got your toes. Now you might get one, but just
on someome like if we're sitting there, don't put your feet on me.
Please, don't lay on me. The other way like put your head on
my shoulder. Don't put your feet in the only time it's acceptable that your
feet are on me is if we're sleep. Because I'm sleep, I can't
control you. Then thank you, But that's just I'm not don't put your
feet on That goes for anybody like my mama. Swear to God because if
okay, sweets forever be changing forever, the positions start over timing so we
can hear it from the at the beginning. I gotta go that. No,
we're talking about London comment. Oh, swear to God because it sweater
God, because it that was If that was the case, sweet forever being
out forever be me. Yes, I crack jokes, talk shit, do
drugs, and shake ass. And if we know that you do shake ass.
I think we all know this. There was a damn screw I had
that there was one story. There was one story she was shaking ass,
and there was many hands in there. I was like, where did I
miss this ship? Why did I get my hands in that Motherfucker's it was
all kind of hands rubbing on her as when she goes to finish and say,
when I get in a relationship, out of see where you got a
boyfriend, all that should you do outside? And that's like me, like
me, And then she falls up with like me, only fans, Like
me, doing only fans is no secret, Like me, doing only fans
is no secret. Me Getting in a relationship doesn't mean that I'm gonna stop
only fans. It just means that if I'm not doing it with him,
that all of my content will just be solo content. I'm still gonna do
only fans. I'm still gonna get my money. So that's something that he's
gonna have to decide on if he's gonna accept that or not. But the
only thing that will changes as well, because I'm with you now and I'm
actually in a committed relationship. I'm not gonna have sex with these other people.
I'm the only fans. Keep energy is very strong. We're gonna block
you on them. You literally only not being given giving the fun since July
eighth, fans still fresh in it. Oh okay, giving the fun,
give not giving the birthday bad? Yeah? Yeah, my ain't my not
giving the fucks increased astronomically. Yes, I'm still fresh in Yes, I'm
I'm admitting that I didn't not have been that like since I've been fifty.
I said that too. I was like, man, you know what I
got, I'm kind of been funnier lately. Like man, he posts getting
a lot of likes and heart people have been coming at people come at you
like they like they really don't give a fuck about you, like you ain't
supposed to return the ship. So when you return the show and saying like,
oh what the wrong with you? Like nigga, get off my ship,
I'll be all right. I used to be mean too, but I
just feel like people just don't understand my personality. Oh you're spinning to you
how you used to be? Uh? Please be baby unapplause Yo, Kiva
Hey, I just want to say keiva and basically took the place of Dino
in the comments. Right, hey, but Dino shoes shot say everybody like
Dino being this motherfucker with a full clip going crazy. Men don't get thirst
trapped that much, but women always do. So I mean, get you
get thirsty like this. I have never been thirsty, like, Yes,
Kayla said, we got address a certain white, talk a certain white,
follow all these rules, et cetera. It's sad and tired. Sorry,
woman, I feel like the conversation from the other side just ain't had public.
Yes, London says, wow, cheat on you with the exact same
thing. They swear they despised, like, fuck you dude, you do
what you want. But that's me. That is some niggas. I'm not
gonna say all man, well nothing is absolutely nothing is ever all men all
women. But I understand what she's saying that we're contradiction, Like I like
how but I don't want to date them no more. And and that's what
you say. It is wine gonna be fun. He suing, somebody's gonna
cheating somebody and he's sucking the toes Like, nigga, you didn't sucking my
toes, wine my toes. Hey, if you found out that I was
sucking toes and I'll never sucked your toes in three years, you got every
right to be mad. You should be upsetting. I'm upsetting you got a
video you suck as. It's only one ass. You know I'm gonna say
what you want. Maybe her feet was pretty yeah, but I don't change
at the right So whoever dates you has to accept the fact, like,
dude, this is the type of person that I have. And that's a
huge problem. People don't date they're type. They date what they're attracted to
and then try to make that person there type. And that's where y'all go
wrong. And that's why it's so hard for me and Beat that's not beata
kind of separate because we're basically the same fucking person. We don't have those
issues where we clash on a lot of shit because we have the same interest
we have the same sense of humor. It's fucking nigga, we are almost
forty and it's four o'clock in the morning and we're in the fucking living room
moving fund that you're wrestling and practicing UFC shit, because that's the type of
relationship that we have. Meanwhile, another motherfucker will be like, bitch,
I have to work at six in the morning if you don't go to fuck
the sleep. I'm gonna say this one. I'm not saying anything that you
said. Ther boundary is your boundary. I'm not saying that I suck all
kind of toads. But if you're told you of my mouth. That's shit,
that's some good shit. How are we back to you if you're digging
some bussy y'all right? And then that motherucker just make you just grab her
foot and just go. It's listen there, you you got my bank account.
You might got my bank account at that point. If I'm gonna ext
it's not like it happened all the time, I'm gonna wait till he gets
to that comment so I can tell you hell it does. I'm ticklish,
that's funny. I cocoa is yea coca coca? Okay? And it's too
far? Are you or smashing in her feet on your shoulders? Jush Kiva
said, this ain't no third trap. That's my man. Oh, I'm
in claimed okay. I'm definitely willing to adjust. But character change is crazy.
I love natural, but the bitch slashes two feet in the ass,
don't match. Character changes is different than like the ship that you're changing and
trying to adjust to somebody. It's not a character change. It's like your
mannerisms or you're trying to actually make happiness, trying to create spending happiness by
trying to please somebody. Well, I mean it's like, so men will
get upset because another men accepts a type that they don't want. They literally
get upset about this. So you have somebody like Megan the Stallion. What
does she do? She throws that ass in the circle. She dates people
that are okay with her throwing that ass in the circle. But then niggas
will get mad because she's throwing that ass in the circle while she has a
boyfriend. Even though her boyfriend is okay with her throwing her ass in the
circle. Literally there in the camp, he's holding on to her. You
know what niggas like to get on the internet and project their insecurities on the
other people's or everybody just gotta agree with this, like, nah, fam,
we don't we we like this shit. I don't know what you don't
like or this shit here we like or even me. I love chocolate skin.
I love it like chocolate ice. I loved it. My ex wife
was yellow shit. It's complete contradiction. It just happened that way. It's
not like, you know, I didn't change. I didn't I didn't pursue
her. That's that's different. Though it's not necessarily a contradiction. You loving
chocolate skin doesn't mean that you don't like light skinned women. Yeah, I
prefer and I'm attracted to chocolate skin, right, But you didn't trash light
skinned women never. That's the difference. You didn't say, well, I
love I hate skin. They blah blah blah blah blah and then go fuck
with one. That's the difference. They make. It seem like they hate
women that show their bodies, they hate holes, they hate this, they
hate that, but then they go funk with them. So that's the difference.
That's what makes stairs the contradiction. You can you can have a preference
that's like me. My preference is like and it's not even a oh what
the fuck is dog man? Sarah Jackson. I think that's a great I
see that should be a slogan again, fuck you want as a certified hole,
I must admit I'm a great girlfriend. And that's me. I think
a whole can make a great girlfriend. But and and I've asked that I'm
just reading um. But that's a question that I said. Why is it
that people love to use a women, a woman's behavior when she's single,
or even her past sexual history to try to determine if she's a good girlfriend
or a wife. What I'm doing when i'm single has nothing to do with
me in a relationship. I just told y'all, I'm the type of person
where if I see you need anything, I'm on that ship. You don't
have to worry about it. I got you, I got your back.
I'm there. I'm y'all. Saw me write the fucking facebooks that months ago
where I said I'm fucking praying for this nigga so he can fall asleep because
I knew his heart was heaving and ship was bothering to be a piece and
shit. That the sweet pray because I know that mother didn't get answer.
Look at her shirt. She had a straight faith shirt because my mama got
this mother like two, she got a faith shirt. That shirt. I
born here and said, I didn't fart my ass blue kids, because my
mama just be buying shit off team. Because it's sucking cheap about your mama
and she'd be buying you gifts anyway. Next the day they date for excitement,
not for longevity. Some niggas, Yes, that's true. That's why
you not seeing on me me, bitch. I was waiting on this comment.
That's why you emotional damage. It's it though it did her so much
denial on the fact that I am you. You had your finger on the
button. That was perfect. Now, now let me do something to everybody
who was listening. Okay, Folks love to tell women that we shouldn't be
the lose, you know, and we need to accept the fact, like
you know, we can't just assume that we're in a relationship with a nigga
because he's doing X, Y and Z and until that nigga tells us that
we're in a relationship and communicates that that we should move it set. But
now that I'm doing that, I'm the one that's stupid. I'm doing he
checking out. Guess what, this bitch got a boyfriend. This bitch got
a nigga that she loved. This bitch is delusion though, this bitch need
to get a grip. I like this nigga. We had the nigga give
him a ring, marry my man. I feel oh my mama, I'll
feel like if you propose, he say yes, I'm never doing that.
I know you now, but I feel like if you propose, absolutely,
I've been very vocal about I would never what's wrong with that traditionally untraditional no
no no, so he absolutely here's the reason why you're walking contradictions. I
mean, I would probably saying no so here here, I wouldn't say walking
contradiction. But I'm more I'm very contraversed. I don't know y'all proposing on
nigga don't propose to me. So the reason why I would never propose to
a man, it's the same reason why I don't shoot my shot at niggas.
I feel like one if I have to propose, like niggas are going
to propose when they're ready, but why why you shot your proposing is different.
I don't shoot my shot because I feel like, even if a nigga
doesn't really like me, I'm basically me shooting my shot. It's like,
hmm, I already know she's into me, so all I have to do
is play it a little bit this way for me to get the ass.
She basically did the work for me. Just because you like a nigga don't
mean you gotta fuck them. It depends. What's like women are logical about
just telling the nigga that you have general interest is fucking crazy that you're just
like I'm trying no for people, just like all the time. But what
she wait, she made it same just because you like it. Nigga,
you got no. You don't have to know. But what I'm saying is
if okay, so I'm I'm feeling it. I'm feeling this nigga right because
usually the hardest part is convincing us to fun with them. That's usually your
hardest part. Anybody who was trying to recruit a bitch for threesome noses so
shooting trying to convince a feel like it's leazy car sales. No, but
you know it's usually men trying to convince us on state them. Why because
nigga shoot, they shot all the time. Niggas really recruit. I thought
the girls be recruiting for the niggas. But that's the thing convincing another woman
like because you're convincing another woman to convince my other woman to come. So
y'all know that Spider Man mean where they both sitting here pointing at each other,
it's like three of them. It's usually those are two women who approached
each other to recruit for a threesome, but both of them were trying to
get the other one back for their man. Oh okay. That's usually it's
like that's behind the scenes, like hey, yeah, so it's like,
okay, I was trying to get you to come back with us. But
then she's like, well, I was trying to get you to come back
with us. Is that how it turns into like a couple of swaps?
It might depend on the couple. So at what point did we actually catch
up at wen? I don't know if like my girl came was like,
yeah, so you know we're still on feet. I was trying to sure
you to come fuck with us. She was trying to get me to come
fuck with that. How to read them? But I did that before.
No, Well, but we we way off the feet topic and I wasn't
even really talking about feet. That was you niggas. So I don't care,
but you can put them on the screen. So like if people want
rule, I like, I like rules because you know, I didn't want
to keep talking about feeding. I just brought it that coronavirus shot showing everybody
true colors. I didn't do it. I had the shot because I got
vibrating him in my blood and I you know, I got yes, I
got an old negative blood I'm just one of a kind in this bitch.
Hey, can we black people? I'm just so. I'm just gonna say
it's for the sexual harassment of Tommy, but I really just didn't like her
comments. My I ain't gonna lie met me just based on the observation from
the outside looking in, y'all go together, Yeah, I'll accountability, team
accountable. Yeah, clean your glasses to get out my business. Look at
me? How the fuck you see my business? You can't even see y'all.
The more let me alone. I keep emotion. I'm not longer for
Nine's rmby because if you were actually listening to lyrics to nineties R and B,
that's just real toxic. There's a lot of toxicity going on. No,
but I do. I feel like if I go because of the fact
that convinces us to fuck with them is usually like the hardest part to get
on. If I'm already feeling him and he knows I'm feeling him, all
he gotta do is play your part for a little bit here, Like what
shit, I know she's feeling yall like I'm feeling her back and blah blah
blah blah blah. Didn't make you feel and then it's like, then we
fuck it. He turned into a n But you didn't really have to put
no work in like that, because I get the hard part because I came
to you and already let you know that I wanted to fuck with What is
wrong with that? Though? A lot y'all want us to shoot the shot
so y'all can put us in a box and treat us like a bit chass
Nikea, that's not true. You just said. It's also not true.
No, no, no, I've said a million and one times I don't
like people shooting a shot at me because I don't want to be fucking either.
She's hilarious. I can keep up with her funny, so he got
for me with shooting showers since you I don't like nigga shooting shot at me
because one everybody, y'all, we everybody, everybody always feel like a see
see see. This is what y'all gotta learn. You gotta you gotta learn
the four bar and the four bar joke. Y'all. Don't y'all sing the
whole first verse four bars and you know and you know how long the full
thing? See? No, you see, then you got to pick a
better spot just starting because I feel like you wanted to get to your everything.
Okay, alright, alright, I knew, I knew where you were
going for you to hate your hate, You hate your shoes, I hate
your music, I hate the shot and have their same approach and the same
that I got. I got different approaches to whoever scross nas comment. Separate,
separate who you too? Motherfuckers? Y'all love us, we do.
I just want you to you started to sit with the desert ship the leather.
I just I gotta teach you all the four bar joy shot Collins in
the studio. See we got your right to the bridge and the corcause see
had you hit me with the with everything, I would have been with you
to night to n I feel like y'all don't know. I feel like y'a
don't know. The podcast okay, oh wow, catching my pause? What
what? What? What ball is? Should? Actually no, no,
we're not catching no balls right anyway? Next topic, so um there is
basically like there's a meme. Um you know how they make it like the
little cartoon means it's the black guy and a black woman and then all of
a sudden one ends up walking off in the end. You know what I'm
talking about. It's like a four panel UM so on the first one,
UM at the top panel that has UM the black guy and says, oh
my god, I'm gonna be a daddy. Yeah to can bees, yeh
can't you can't. You can't send it again. You just told so hotly
first, UM who sent to the holy hot first? All right? See
all right? So to me, yes, Oh, I'm gonna sending something
else too, because it's funny my story to be popping. You're see somebody
story like who that friend? She's my friend? You got friends? Tim
me alrighty me. Now you said to the can't be no, you tell
me the center to to you said you couln't get in the last time you
shot you. I thought you saw me the last time you shot your shot.
I don't That's not what I asked. Damn weapon, just don't damn
shots. I shot my shot and uh I got I got called out the
game and I'm sitting on the bench right now. Damn what the what the
fuck is that back? No, I just feel like I am. You
probably want to find another time. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to get you
know, do you want to get back in this game? Because it's like
niggas that shoot they shot don't even maintain consistency, and I'm a consistent shoot.
So I don't want to go through all that effort just for nigga to
be a disappointment. Disappointment as saying he don't maintain the effort of liking because
he might not liked me in the first place. It was just like,
oh green like pussy, like she already feeling me. Let me go ahead
and see what that ship dude like, Uh huh, that'd be nice.
Honestly, I ain't graduated to that level. I'm still a nigga who actually
liked people. So if if that's what I'm saying, I was here with
intention, so basically to just lay it out for what it is. Niggas
fuck bitches that they don't like all the time. That's very true. So
even if he don't like me, but he knows that I like him,
especially if he didn't like Oh man, now with that, yeah, if
you're gonna offer me some pussy, I would be a fool and like not
take it. Well, I guess it all depends on what stage in your
life you right, so because you don't want to fuck everything. So on
exposed, it was basically asking like what's the difference. So, um,
between on one side you have um h lady, she basically we got the
pregnancy test there and he's like, oh my god, I'm gonna be a
daddy and she was like, oh, I'm not ready for this. So
now you see the Matt playing Parenthood and he was like, please don't do
this, and she's like I'm not ready in walking away basically meaning like she's
not ready to be a mom, and you know, hav an abortion.
So on the other side, you know, she's like, oh my god,
I'm pregnant and he's like, I'm not ready to be your father.
So she has the baby and he's like, please don't do this, and
he's like I'm not ready. Got a suitcase and he leaves. So people
are asking what is the difference. Now you have people that were commenting and
saying like, well, it ain't no difference, it ain't no difference.
That's false. Um, I'll let y'all go around and say how y'all feel
about it, and then I'll get my piece last, because y'all know my
pieces gonna be a little bit along with it. We're asking for you,
we're asking your opinion. Know what do you feel the difference is he wasn't
ready to be a mom, so you aborted this baby. I am ready
to be your father, so I walked the funk away. Okay, same
shit, Tommy. We both made irresponsible decisions to get here. So the
difference on the top is that you shouldn't have took that black man's excitement away.
Yeah, y'all don't tell him. Don't tell me. Y'all want niggas
to be dads. And then where he wanted to be a don't want him
to be. I think he wasn't ready to be a mom. Don't don't
let me know. That's that's a that's a that's a kind of an emotional
roller coaster for me. That yeah, I still could be an emotional roller
coast because what if you can find out down the line and trust me and
coming from me. Because when I had the miscarrias and didn't get to it
put me into a depression, so I didn't really get to communicate like that
is one of our obstacles that we still go through because every now and then
he will get triggered by that because he wasn't. I would like, you
know, I would like to know what the women thought about it, because
I can see how niggas were looking at from a logical line. This is
this is the big difference right here on the left side. She made a
decision because it was something that she has to literally live with, regardless if
he's or there or not, if she's there, if he's there or not,
She's literally lived with it. She made a decision. I'm not ready.
I'm not ready. I can't guarantee. You can't guarantee me that you're
gonna be there, and that kind of thing. The other one is like
hypothetical, like he's still like, I'm you see what happened. He's not
ready. He left, same shit. That's what I'm saying. They both
weren't ready. What I'm saying is the woman not being ready. It's more
responsible for the readiness because that's her body, and that regardless of her being
ready or not. If she's not ready and she has a child, she's
stuck with the child if he's there or not. Oh my society standards,
right, I mean, depending upon the situation, what happens more frequently though.
That's what I'm saying, that's society, that's you society or the norm
society. Society seems more hypothetical and the normous like like more like percentage satistically.
Statistically, I would think the woman would stuck with the dude. Is
there a difference because she got to abort the baby and you gotta live with
heavier burd I'm not even talking about their boards. I'm talking about the fact
that if she chose to keep the baby, she's there, stuck with the
baby, regardless of the dude is there or not. And that's a decision
she made for herself. And as the dude, I gotta be like,
that's fucked up. But I understand because I'm not. I'm not that sh
ain't coming to my body. I just I shot you the shot I shot
you to. I mean, I think if you I think, if you
are a nigga with some sort of conscience, it's eventually gonna eat at youd
Like you know, I just walked out on my kid because I wasn't.
Niggas had way more loyalty today, homeboys. That's why I say. That's
why I said, a with some sort of a conscience, Yes, horrible,
Like if I was to walk out on my kid only because I'm a
product of a nigga walked I heard when I see another nigga not taking care
of his kids right now, based on the fact that you were a person
who was lived through this with your dad walking out. I don't know the
situation on if it was he walked away while she was pregnant and he was
like, well, I'm not ready, don't have his baby and she had
you anyway, or if he waited until he was born and then ducked out.
Because we literally never talk about like nobody in the family ever look nothing
about it. Nobody talks about I don't know what it is. But because
I mean, I know someone that it was like a similar situation where they
didn't talk about. The person's dad will come to find out those rape situations
and that's why I wasn't discussed. And so that's what I'm saying, Like
sometimes there's like family seek kind of because they know because all we know is
the nickname is Damien. It could be a family secret. But it's one
of those things where it's like we don't talk about Bruno. It is like
I could probably go and find him if I wanted to it, It's like
I don't. I'm not gonna put myself. I'm not gonna put myself to
an answer that I don't want, so I'd rather not have it. I'm
okay with not knowing why you left. It's not a conversation I'm going to
look for Like if Bro popped up and I bumped into him, Oh we
can catch here, we can talk about it then. But for me to
be sitting on a line like damn, where's my father? And then I
go find him, and then when I do find him, it's not the
reception like I don't know what I'm looking for, but you know when you
find its like, now this ain't what I was expected. So if I
approach Dog and he really a bit your ass, nigga, it's gonna hurt
devil time because now I'm really I'm for to beat your ass because you did
this disrespect. So with you being a product of that, say the situation
was your mom being the one on the right, do you blame me?
I'm probably like he was like I'm not ready, and she was like,
well I'm sho we here. Now this is what it is and he decided
to leave. Do you feel like that's her father his fuck? Well,
if he told you that he wasn't ready to be a father before I gut
here, and then you still have me, I know. But nigga,
you shooting in her raw if you ain't ready, don't shooting in her raw.
You gotta be ready. But we know I understand that. But by
the time it's satting done you but you you cautious, You cautious to you
just don't pull out that bit. But it is what it is at this
point. That's what niggas, That's what a nigga really thinks. But you'd
be like, well, why you didn't pull out or why you Like,
why are we not ask her why she let me do this? She that
asked me to put no kindom of shent mind having a baby. Right.
She was with the ship's justice, I was with the ships. So again,
like I said earlier, we both made an irresponsible decision. But at
this point, she's telling her he's not ready to be a father after she
reveals that she's pregnant. But she's the one who has got to live with
the fact that you didn't pull out. That's fucked up because you decided to
fuck and you fucked wrong and you shot the club up and she let you.
And now she's like, well, I'm pregnant and you're like, fuck,
I ain't ready, Nigga really like to Rita tell you so For me,
I'm honestly seeing the both ways where I'm seeing the like four with him
saying no, he's excited to be a dad, but she's not ready.
And I see what you're saying as far as her number one, she's the
one that's carrying this child all day long. He doesn't have to carry the
child. So on the flip side of it over here too, basically him
saying he's not ready, it's still like a similar thing where it's like,
okay if you're and honestly, as I could say this as a woman,
because I know when I got pregnant with my son, because I wasn't married
at the time to my ex husband, but I knew that once I have
him, I was like, Okay, if I decide that I want to
keep this child, which I did, um, chances are I'm gonna be
a single parent. You know, I gotta think that through on my own.
Just I'm even though he was like, no, right, He's like
even though he wasn't gonna you know, he was there, he's been there,
you know. But still it's like one of those things where you got
to think about for yourself. But that's gonna look like It's like for me,
I could say right now, if something were to happen to you know,
if I were to become pregnant right now or whatever, I have to
have a contract and I don't know my situation a little bit different. I'm
like, hey, we gotta figure this out, like we're gonna do this,
yes or no, Well, hey, push comes to shove, here
go your kid. It's an exact same I'm not ready. It's the exact
same thing on both sides. It's the exact same scenario on both sides.
So for me, because it says like what's the difference, and you have
a lot of people like even like Wine like saying like, you know,
it's no different, it's the same thing, And for me, I feel
like to say that it's not different at all, Like I feel like that's
not accurate. Um, just because of the fact, like one, men
aren't physically required to carry a child, nor do they have to deal with
the potential physical and mental like emotional trauma of having an abortion. Pregnancy for
us, I mean, parenthood for us doesn't start at birth like it does
for a five Like from the time we find out we're pregnant, like we
gotta go in parent moote, like all of that shit, all of the
risk would like, just being pregnant is literally a fucking risk. Niggas don't
have to deal with that. They just got to sit there with the Xbox
remote and wait for a fucking water to break. That's the job at that
point. So I think that for that part, a lot of them kind
of like tune that out and they don't really think about it that way like
for us parents, who literally starts the moment we find out that we were
pregnant. And actually, because I've been through it four times because at one
point there was a miscarriage in one of the times I've I've been there,
I recognize that shit. After I bust, I played very little role and
a half the ship that goes on in Fu's life, Like I'm just there.
I'm just I'm there to be the support my niggas don't have. They're
not fighting postpartum depression. Nope. After the baby come, yeah, I
was, I was. I was. I was in the fucking damn uh
delivery room that didn't have shit on when my first was six weeks early and
they had to check to see if her lungs were ready, and they did
the amio. Yeah, they put this needle this long in her stomach.
Nigga, I almost passed the funk out watching that shit like I could not.
I could watch that shit like damn. They go through way more shit
than I can ever do. All I do is bust literally that's all I
do. At that point, I'm like, I don't think nigga's got ain't
got no right to say shit about whatever the fuck is going on. And
then you either accepted or you say, all right, I'm with him there,
I'm gonna be the father or I respect your decision whatever it is gonna
be. And this is like another thing why it's not different because I couldn't
say it's okay. Saw. The father can literally the father can literally decide
to leave at any time during the pregnancy and after birth. So for her
to be like I'm not ready is because she's probably like, I'm not ready
to be a single parent. Because I know that there is you at minimizing
it. I'm not ready to be a single parent. I'm not ready to
go nine fucking months with this motherfucker in me. I'm not ready to go
to the depression. I'm not ready for my titties to be leaking. I'm
not ready for the emotional damage. I'm not ready to five pounds. I'm
ready. I'm not ready. I told you, I've told I've told the
story on the pot of million that for me personally, I am not for
abortions. I support other women's choices to do what fits them and their exactly.
So I'm not anti abortion. I just don't rock with abortions for my
own body. And that is because of the fact that I almost wasn't here.
My father convinced my mother not to have an abortion for her to end
up a single mother anyway, because my mom was the one I'm not reading
problem because she's thinking, like, dude, like I got all of this
ship that I'm gonna have to deal with, and I don't know if you're
gonna be here. Was he there in the beginning? Yes, But in
the end she ended up a single mother, like she didn't want to fucking
be. And I feel like a lot of my tension and shit with my
mom and a lot of our problems comes from resentment because she didn't want to
be here, she didn't want to be a single mama. And I looked
just like my fucking father, the nigga that made her a single MoMA.
Yeah, and then I'm not ready. Shit for the nigga's perspective, don't
literally start until after the baby born. We got a whole nine mother grace
period to be like I'm not ready, Like the whole I'm not ready,
don't start until the baby is born. The mother got to go through all
the ship that I'm not ready for, all through that process, and then
it's like and then it's like abortions. You know, it's a time limit
on that ship. Everything is fine, Danny and whatever. Now of a
sudden, you were like like, man, I can't do this shit.
I'm out, nigga, I ain't even got no out now right, What
about the whole time period? Are you thinking about whether or not you're gonna
do it or not? That's mental that that that shit like you still got
that window of like damn, I gonna keep it. I don't I cannot
imagine. I remember a girl. I was a Prince High school principle,
and it was a girl who kept her pregnancy hidden for eight fucking months.
She was fifteen. What kind of fucking stress. I'll be stressed, like
thinking like damn, she pregnant, Like you know a nigga stressed like damn
she's pregnant. She literally at home hiding that ship for my cousin did the
same thing for eight months. My cousin did it for seven months. And
I was pissed at her because I was the first team parent in my family
on my mother's side, and she's under me. And I told her,
I was like, first of all, you in Canada, you got you
got free healthcare, So why the hell you ain't going to the doctor and
making such stuff. Now, I'm like, why didn't call me and talk
to me? Help you, help you make a decision or whatever? As
well too knowing that and then it's like with jelly Bean Daddy. So with
jelly Bean Daddy, this nigga, like I had a threatened miscarriage for her,
like I passed out in MATC bathroom like bleeding, like I thought she
was gone because that wasn't no spot, Like I was bleeding, bleeding,
Like they had to call the fucking paramedics and took me to the hospital.
So initially they were telling me like they couldn't find a heartbeat, but they
ended up you know, she jelly Bean has been a fucking problem cho since
day. But this nigga is crying, I mean snop bubbles crying, getting
got sloppy drunk because he thought that I was having a miscarriage just for him,
I mean, name tattooed on his neck everything. But he's been a
fucking deadbeat since they won. Based off of my pregnancies, you wouldn't think
that I would have been a single fucking mother, but I was. But
because of the fact, like once I got like I accepted my role and
my responsibility in becoming pregnant, that I'm like, no, what, I
don't want to have an abortion because I like, like I said, I
almost didn't make it to this motherfucker. If I didn't feel so strongly about
abortions because of my mother's history with abortions, I probably wouldn't have kids.
But I made that choice based off of my personal choices with it. But
I didn't want to be no fucking single mama, and I knew the chances
of it because, like I said, with my own dad, my daddy
was fucking m Cliff Huxtable and every other fucking TV dad that you can goddamn
fine Carl Wins all the motherfuckers. And then she still ended up a single
mother, something that she didn't want and that she had a way out of
that. He talked her out of doing, convincing her that he would be
there, and then when it ended up happening anyway, so it was like,
no, it's not the same thing. A mother giving birth and abandoning
her fucking child is the same thing, But I don't see that as the
same thing because there are so many other factors that we as women have to
deal with. It's more physical, mental, and emotional that we have to
deal with before that fucking baby is even fucking born. Nigga's just like Tommy
said, he was like, you know what, after I nut, I
realized I really didn't contribute that fucking much. I remember holding her hand during
like contractions, and was that not a role that literally anybody in the room
could have. Anybody get that I was, and I felt like I was
helpless. Of shit, She's in fucking plant because the uh, what's the
damn shot called the epido? The epidero didn't know her contractions are going so
fast. They didn't have a chance to get the epidero, so she didn't
have no drugs. So I'm like, no, I don't know what.
I don't even know what to do. I'm just trying to be here and
be supported. But so um so because this was this. I got this
from a group that I'm in, and when I commented, you know,
something similar to what I just said, um a man, respect I already
knew because whenever I see his name, his name is Frank Edwards. Whenever
I see that nigga name, I know it's gonna be Yeah, he's an
old nigga, but he wanted them. He Whenever I see his name,
I know it's a common anti women because that's just you know, you see
the name Marcia Duke, Aris Garner, Jo Henry J. Refresh. Whenever
you see these niggas, you know it's gonna be some bullshit. If that's
hilarious, I deleted them all. I deleted them all, like all the
niggas like it's it's always the same ship. Whenever man rib repost, they
shouldn't rib the shadow yep, so Frank evertson he's another one. But he
responded and basically said, like, well, what do you mean? Like
like, what do you mean? Like you're not ready? Like this is
what y'all body was designed for. I said that our body being designed to
give birth has nothing to do with how dangerous it is for us. Right,
our body being designed for birth does not change the fact that Black women
specifically are three times more likely to die due to childbirth and childbirth for lated
fucking complications because somebody and then somebody else coming in under that, and it
was like, uh, the guy literally made them to make u to have
babies for us, And so how come there are so many women that are
battling infertility and can't have kids If that's our sole purpose for being, here's
the half babies for y'all. Where's y'all god that he got mothers infertile ones
can't even have kids where he was talking about. I have a question.
I could be wrong in this though process, but there's a question. So
if women were here to their children right as a quarter to these old niggas,
what were the niggas put here on earth to do that? Were we
here to be hunter gatherers and protectors and providers? Because if that's the case,
why do you motherfucker's not good at that job? But another motheruckers ain't
got no job. You motherfuckers can't fight. But we're gonnas. But another
another point, another point that I made to that for him saying like,
well, this is what y'all made for. It's like, okay, so
y'all say that women are made for giving birth and having babies, But get
y'all are the same niggas that shame women for giving birth and having babies.
Sense all y'all do is talk down on single moms, but not the niggas
that made them single moms in the first place. But she did her job.
Remember, she had the baby that she was designed to have. She's
the parent who stayed. But yet, oh well, that's what y'all bodies
used to dying for. Y'all put a cap on the number of children a
woman could have before y'all start talking shit about her. But no, she's
supposed to be fruitful and multiplied, right because she was put here to have
babies for me but yet y'all are upset that she's having that. She like,
what are you talking about? Niggas only read half the Bible, Niggas
only used. Niggas are stud the more niggas are dumb. This is why
I want I see certain topics on Facebook, just because I know ain't none
of it. This ain't about no video games, this ain't about no shoes,
this ain't a bouy, no music, this ain't about wrestling, this
ain't got ship the comments but when we first started on this topic, but
I'm not talking about nothing is with nobody. Yeah, but that's um.
That shit blew me, Kayla said. Kiva said abortions are just as traumatic
as having a kid and doing it alone. Yep, Uh, no conversations
or had these days. I had my daughter at seventeen. I pray and
communicate her freedom from my experience. My stepdaughter just had a baby at sixteen.
He judged me and didn't listen, and now he a grandpa. Look
at him now? See so Rita saw said Mimi, I saw your comment
on that post in the group on point and you know what, like after
like because of who I was talking to, I got notifications that they respond,
I didn't even go back and because I'm like, they're not gonna get
it just because of who it is. Um Kayla said, if we are
having raw sex and you can still have kids, we are talking about parents
and testing, et cetera. If I get pregnant, we got a baby.
I learned my lesson. I'm not doing that again. We're talking to
shit out or wrap it up. And everybody I deal with they already know
I don't rock with abortions because I don't. I don't. I don't rock
with it. I'm not having an abortion. So if God don't naturally select
this motherfucker, then you just gonna be stuck because I'm not getting an abortion.
That's just that's me. Um. I think that's your dad, that
ready conversation, because I don't think you ever ready for anything you do in
life. You just kind of gotta do that ship when you do that shit,
because I mean, it's a lot of people that we know are our
age bracket and they got kids and like you, you still figuring it out.
So was you really ready? Because everybody's still figuring it out as parents,
there is literally no one size fit or I don't give a fuck how
many goddamn Amazon books you buy. I don't give a fuck how many TikTok
tutorials and shit you get, like watching TikTok videos on parents and why they
got a whole section information When you first signed up for TikTok and they ask
me your interests, parenting is one of the fucking topics they give you.
But it's wide to see some people in there and you see people you know
and you know how their parents, and you see them talking about parenting.
That's the wild should be's and the funny and the funny thing for me because
senior kids, you ahead you a girl with the badass kids at the damn
kickback. This is how you take a child and actually rear them because they're
being naughty. Everybody needs to rear her grown up anyway. But that's like
me. I used to people would look at me and be like dog Mimi's
volgar. She is a whole she is fucking popping pussy on only things like
she is doing everything like she she is a piss poor role model for her
children. I won't go that far, no, but that's how But that's
that's how society would look at it. They would look at me as a
person and feel like that is a reflection of my parenting. But don't have
no pressure. But anybody that knows my kids now, first of all,
jelly Bean, she like jelly Beans, seemed like she would be your kid.
Like the way she talked, how like she pronounced she you know what
I'm saying, Like she just she seemed like she's a Timmy rear child had
a very brief interaction with her, very studious, and her kids didn't even
I mean I was making a connection with them, but not making a connection
with them. They were silently looking at me. But I knew I was
hitting home when I was talking about and we were watching up um they went
today. I don't know if they try, they need to try to deep
right out because even because even rib was like d was like she's like you
know how like kids like when they cuts when hanging around you know, their
parents and ship like because she ate teen now she's like, you know,
she was like jelly Bean, she was like even when like no adults around,
like she still will not like that girl will not cuss and just like
if niggas kissing too much on TV, and she's like she get uncomfortable,
like jelly Bean is just you know, it's different. But she would think
because of a person who grew up with a very sexual mother, they got
fucking sex choys docked in the living room, that she wouldn't be shy about
this time. You know what you are. You are what everybody actually is.
You're just not afraid to say that's what you are. You are actually
every single person who's listening and watching, if they see that your interaction,
your relationship with your children, interaction you had with them, and how they
have been reared all up to the point where they their success up to this
point, You're just basically an open door with basically anything you said. Actually,
like when parents let their kids make their own that's real life shit.
I'm here, as your parents to provide you the information and the guidance to
keep you on this path. But I know as a human it's very natural
for you to which goes back to you. You're gonna sway a little bit.
Actually, are there times telling the other phone you natural consequence, get
your monkey ass up its step all night, but eventually be like, all
right, Fami, it's been three weeks. I've been up till one o'clock
in the morning. Pop, still coming this motherfucker say five am. Get
the fuck up. I will eventually be like, I should go to bed.
I ain't cuss, and I'm like, hey, get your monkey ass
off the phone. We'll be all right. Be at the door when I'm
ready to go, right, yeah, because that's what happens when I go
in away Jelly being that or like if she lat back, get the fuck
up. Your ass wanted to be up on YouTube all night. That's your
fault. You had the choice. You had the choice. Oh girl,
you made the choice to be irresponsible, and I take your ass to sleep.
That's not my problem. Get the fuck up because we ain't gonna be
late today. My mom was more leanient with them, so school started nine
fifteen. They pulling up nine thirty nine forty five or whatever because my mom
letting her drag her ass. I don't play that ship. So when I'm
home when they have to be at school and I'm looking at the clock,
I'm like, you don't see what time it is, get your ship and
let's go. So I'm the enforcer. My mama's too she too soft,
and she because she's scared to say I'm like, do you think they gonna
push you down because your leg bad? Nigga? Like, what's your problem?
She'd be pushing it like but like my but my mom, and see
that's the ship my mom. Like my mom used to try to provoke me
to hit her. So like in those years like before she was like completely
just now she just and she had fall over. She used to do a
little like she used to walk up on me and she and I'm like,
bro, you know I'm not gonna hit you, so move like you know
I'm not gonna swing on you know, I'm not gonna touch you. Get
on my face, gone somewhere. But she did, like she used to
try to provoke me to do shit like that like that. Um, but
it it is. It's like I don't write them about shit unless I feel
like it's affecting something. Now I will let them make their own decisions.
But like jelly Bean, jelly Bean just bought a fucking a blue wig off
team. It's like it's not like a like that kind of blue, but
it's like, you know, like that midnight blue. Most people they Nika
is she's too young to have color hair. She's this, she's that whatever
whatever, Like my kids good you grades, they not in the street.
They do what the fuck they're supposed to do. I don't look at appearance
as oh well, when she put this blue wig on, she fin end
up pregnant like the very next day. Like, no, that's like read.
I was when Ree was still in school. I was letting Read get
her nose pierced, get her out yea, because yep, because this was
her first one. She ended up losing this one, but then she got
this one. She got this one again, red winning. There she pierced
her own fucking eyebrow because you know, she want to do tattoos in piercing,
so reason there piercing her own sh She just came back. She got
a belly ring and shit, re just she's gonna be full of fucking hold
just switched cheese in here, but rehto you know she's want of them emo
chicks. I looked at I looked at Chante kids, the oldest when they
came over to the crib, I was like, you look like everything I
hate about people, Like I'm bad ass, like your His hair was messy,
like his pants wasn't all the way Like I understand the sauce to swag.
You sag a little bit. I'm not mad at that. I don't
want to see your whole ass. I should not see the whole design of
what's on your draws that ship. And then I'm like your hoodie too smart?
Bro? Who clothes you? Are you wearing my sister's clothes? Like?
What are you doing? Bro? Like you're just a bummer. Right,
I can't talk if you're having raw sex and you can still have kids.
We are talking about bad that one Okay, okay, my bad damn
not this episode show mine growth fixed in the next day. Don't meet me,
Let's go to potle me. Where's my goddamn food? He's three hours
later? All right, But if we're here just to have kids, why
are there so many single mothers? Because kids? Is hearing you somewhere eating
ass No no no no no no no no no, she said, And
you somewhere eating nash She yelled that. Okay, she definitely give that.
All right. That's actually a lot of time I gave birth to my angel
baby. He wasn't even in the room. That's very sad. I didn't
know that. That's terrible. And when I tell you like that broke my
because you know how you are with your Facebook friends, Like watched her her
entire pregnancy and then for her to give birth and her son like didn't make
like that shit that that had me crying, nigga, Like that was my
first cousin to some shit because like I said, you watched her entire pregnancy.
I didn't know that he wasn't in there until just now. Um,
I just knew that, you know, she gave birth and you know he,
Um, he didn't make it. But I was just like that ship.
So that was I mean, we had two instances where it almost didn't
it didn't it was close to not not making it. So I can't even
imagine it, like you really, My youngest was in the nick for about
a week because initially when she was born, she actually was dead. So
she was gone for about fifteen minutes and it took them that long to bring
her back. And so when they brought her back, they told us that,
you know, she's gonna have all these different problems. You can see
she don't got no issues, but she's supposed to have all these different problems.
I'm supposed to be stay at home mom, all those kind of things
like that, and she was fine. Yeah, she knows the story.
Yeah, was born six weeks early. Did she look around this motherfucker?
We're like, y'all brought me back to this ship. Yeah, y'all could
have really left. I was weeks early and we had to actually I had
to drive from Gramling to Shreveport, which is sixty miles every day while she
was in Knick You for three weeks, every single day to make sure that
she was okay. And it was all these kids there that didn't have nobody
there. So the nurses walking around like being momaster these babies who nick you
because the parents couldn't be there, which is the sadda ship in the world.
Like Babyi's just sitting there crying. They ain't got no parents there.
Or when I was coming home too, when I had my son, I
was, you know, word, when you had Saint Joe's, you know
you're gonna leaving out and everything. Saint Joe's is an ass hospital, but
the baby department, nigga, that's like Chef's kiss, but we're leaving out.
There was a lady that, um, she couldn't take I could you
know what? Do you know what I'm not talking, but there's a lady.
But as I was saying, there was a situation where, like I
noticed when I had my son, a lot of people didn't bring their kids
home because there's crack babies. So when I was, you know, taking
my son home, this lady was there and like her social worker was talking
to her and everything, saying like hey, you know you can't take your
baby home because and she don't we looking at my son like she about to
jump up and take him or run out the door. So I had to
sit there and like my my, um, they end bringing security out because
they were looking at her, and then it was looking at me, and
I was like I looked, I'm like, um, right, problem going
downstairs in the basement on some ice, my nigga A person consequences. Oh
yeah, yeah, I've been because my mom when I was growing up,
like my mom like we couldn't change the color of our hair, we couldn't
get piercings, we couldn't do like none of that shit. So it took
me a very very so y'all see me now like I have the pink hair,
the purple hair, I do all that shit now, Like I couldn't
do that when I was younger, and it actually took me a long time
to actually be comfortable enough to do that because I had to deprogram myself from
thinking that shit like that was ghetto. I'm like, you don't how any
white motherfucker's coming here with this colored ass hair done. Nobody called them gheto
for that shit. They got all these fucking face piercons and tattoos. That's
called edgy, but with us it's called ghetto. So no, I don't
put those restrictions a lot of difference. Yeah, so I don't put those
restrictions on my kid, like rehab rehab b hair like sophomore year. I
think like I let her. She shaved her sides completely off and she had
like a blue curly mohawk. We have the same child, but motheruckers was
and motherfuckers was like you let her do that? Yeah, I'm like,
my kid is damn near straight aggs. She don't be in able to like
just don't have nothing to do with that. I'm like, first of all,
nigga, she's an artsy child. Self expression is very important to them,
so you know, and like I said, even with jelly Bean and
she like her doing stuff like I don't, I don't trip about shit like
that, and ain't that has no reflection on how they are as children.
Oh hair, Because she's going to Carolina and see her boyfriend that she made
a snapchat three years ago? How do I feel about that? She twenty?
What the fuck? What the fuck? So the boys mama sent her
a ticket to come back on North Carolina. Didn't go to the Tony this
weekend. This week I'm like, well, she must be doing something right.
You got the mama sending her tickets. I guess you mean, did
you listen have a conversation with you? He's come here, he came to
un this stood. I met him once and I'm like, man, what
the fuck is going on here? But all I say, but I have
to mean, what am I gonna do? Like put this like you can't
see him? Ask shit so that she can go get married, Like that's
what's gonna happen next. I'm gonna put her to him. Just let her
making informed decision, making an important decision. And I'm all about informed decisions
and choices are for you. Oh no, If if I need, if
I feel I need to pour rank and make an executive decision. I do
so right, um, because at the end of the day, I'm only
doing with your best interest, because if it were up to read read with
A went to riverside, She went and went to the arts because she was
trying to like her cousins. And Ship was there in some fucking volleyball that
I told y'all, she's not even good at. I got a twenty six
year old, damn near twenty one year old, and a sixteen year old.
I ain't got no grandkids, so apparently I might be doing some more
think too, I got about to be I'm not exacting good. I mean,
I don't know if the expectations are lower. I suppose I thought I
know it when to God, I think confident on how great my kids are.
You still do kids, Ship, but I don't funk around with school
studies. But but but imagine, you know, look where she is now
with her going to Maya and all the scholarships and everything, and sit because
I was like, no, this is this is the direction you're going.
I know this where you want to go, but this is where you're going.
And you ain't gonna say something that so you can eat that one.
I'll let you get away with a lot of shit, but this one.
And that's something that my mama should have did instead of letting me run behind
all of my cousins and shit at Tech Tech but Tech didn't half shit.
I was fucking interested in when I got there, and they make you go
through all of the trades and shit and kind of move you around and shit.
Then when I got there, I was like, damn autocat cracking.
I got a's in that. Like, but that's because I love electronics.
I love computers, So I was naturally good at that because I'm good at
computers and shit. So had I been based off of my talents and shit?
And we had looked at high schools for that. But was Madison the
technology school? Was that Madison? I thought that? No? Or is
that Marshall Marshall was commun Marshall was communications. Marshall was yeah, because I
was. I was in media at uh at Marshall Marshall. Would you say
Madison technol? I thought I thought it was. Let me see, Madison
doesn't have a past. Yeah, they do like radio radio shit likes come
out. They were doing radio and TV shit. Um, Madison is like
science, a science technology damn, what the fuck? Because they said there
at a planetarium. That was only school that the NPS had a planetarium.
You can go there and had a I don't even know if I'm still there.
I haven't had no general interest when I was in high school. Any
Madison graduated. I do feel like I shouldn't have went to SUP the vision,
though I could bank on that that's that's where the funk I shouldn't have
been calling it. I don't know where the funk I should have been.
Well, I almost went the room side. Wait unless it was way too
long though, is that a geman went the room side. I don't know
if you fire side. I was gonna go because as you know how they
bump you up to listen when you got a relative. Well, Ricky went
there, and Ricky as our cousin. Because this Milwaukee James Madison Academic campus.
But I couldn't swear it was about technology ship. I believe it was
because I remember when we used to have to go into computer labaship like they
was. We was going through all the the like, we was doing a
lot in the computer labs. Keisha Misson went to Madison, tell us about
Madison Keisha mission oh three Class three Kiva said, I would definitely let my
kids get tattered or piers because I snucky did it as a teenager in trying
to hide ship is a bit much exactly. My babies are free spirit spirited
yet very respectful. I did my thing with them, MEMI, we are
the same parent. I was just in the store begging for stuff, showing
all my team. Uh, you said, I want to be a granny,
but I keep that to myself. She said, I want to travel
with you. Yeah. And and that's the thing. It's like, wants
to be a granny, I don't. I don't treat my household like as
a dictatorship, right you know, so like I um, but and like
because they were shelter children and and like for me, I just my mom
was not perfect. Tell you this all this time, my mom was not
perfect. There were a lot of things that she did wrong, but there
were also a lot of things that she did right. So either way,
I am a dope parent because of my mom. The mistakes she made I
learned from and the things that she did right with me, I adopted them
for myself. So the open relationship that I have with my kids. I
got that from my mom because my mom always made it where there was an
open door policy with us. I could come and talk to her about stuff
without having to worry about her trying to meet my ass or get mad or
anything like. Like when I was ready to have sex, I was able
to go talk to my mom about that. I didn't have to hide that
and sneak and do all of that other kind of ship. And it was
to a point where, like a lot of people feel like when I'm not
having sex in my mom, you know, I feel disrespectful whatever whatever.
See Keisha said, it was because I wanted to be a computer engineer.
That's why I went to Madison. I know, I'm crazy. I was
only there a couple of months. I whipped asks and got the fuck up
out of there so sick. But um, it don't seem like it.
We've been to get out of here though. Yeah. Um, I definitely
want to give a shout out to the ancestors for giving blessing to them hands
blackness because I'm black, y'all. Because I'm black, y'all, be black
y'all. I'm black, yall. Did you I think we need tom So,
one of the Nai Kayla said, who I couldn't talk to my mom
about Ship. That's why I made sure there's an open door policy with my
son. I didn't have that. That's why that nigga coming in you showing
his balls to you, talking about what is this shoulder? The old tint?
Like? What is this supposed to look like this? Mama? What's
this under my ball? Figured? Your mom seen enough nutsacks in her life,
she should be able to tell you what this is. Right, That's
why I've got a mom. You've seen enough nutsacks? What is this?
Per se um? So one of the topics that I wanted us to talk
about. We're definitely gonna bump that to next week because that's gonna take us
a minute going in four hours here. Yeah, but we are definitely definitely
leaving here with this video from the Super France. Oh shit, I gotta
go get it. That's my favorite. Yeah, y'all gotta watch this video
with the super fans because y'all already know how I feel about Batman and Ship.
You gotta follow a span. But yeah, so for a look for
a little background, remember yesterday when we watched Wrestling Um for wrestling fans and
for those who are not because fuck y'all, wile y'all not. But no,
um, the guy cheated yesterday and he used brass knuckles and ship but
after he used brass knuckles, he stuffed them in front of his tights and
one asked and he was like, so did he sanitize these motherfuckers before he
give them back or what? And that was so funny because I already had
this video play for tonight. Here here take these Jesus right next to your
second balls, bro, And you're not wearing draws. You keep things.
We got a bunch of them. We just make it's w w, we
just make them. I don't know you. Yeah, that used to be
my excess with raintime that way have raintimes. When that song came out,
mine used to be forbad. That's not bad. Was Daddy's home Bosher?
Oh and to the to the to the hotel. You're not that guy.
I'll trust me. You're not that guy. I'm not that guy. I
don't want to be that guy. Yeah. Because we didn't we didn't get
a chance to talk about Lizzo Jamie foxx Lizza conversation, short switch, she
Fat and story see thumbs up in that show. I was just saying,
I mean, I'm fat. I feel like when you fat, you call
the people fat kind. I won't walk away. I'm sorry. It wasn't
close to me, but I got it. I got it because I noticed
my favorite ship because I was wondering if I had them, if them pictures
that I had since she was there. Because people, all right, if
you're not up on a vain, I need to get on this. Niggas
ready shoot out here fashion now you guys going to the bathroom m h east
all right in the last thing on me as Remember Monday is a holiday,
so you have a three day weekend. You don't have to come here,
all right, So we got to what we could come in and do some
volunteer hours if we want to, right, yeah, if you want to
volunteery, what the fuck no, I say, are talking they want to
volunteer? What do you need to do is volunteers? Shut fucking oh god,
let us goofy ask no doubt what I said. It's a holiday Monday,
and we used off. Unless you want to volunteer, right, how
to fuck your ears long? But you're here wrong, ship bored? Look
if they want to volunteer, of their own time. Let them up here
in the morning to love the fucking holloges. Just let they don't ask to
come and volunteer, and they are fucking interns. All of their time is
volunteered. Actually, correction, his time is volunteered. I get paid,
you're getting played, and I gone, I'll do it. I'll come in
and lock it. Let me hold your keys. What do you mean?
What any fucking pockets? And what does that have to do with goddamn anything?
Put my keys? Ain't get you? What? What do you what
are you talking about? I don't put things in myself. That's why I'm
gonna let you borrow sit anymore. Because we're tired of our items being returned
smelling like some sort of deep space as some bullshit. They ain't got no
pockets? Hold on? Is that why my hair brush will stay? I
can't I got it back from you and brush my hair, or that my
hair's my light? Dick's from Mars, smell like Mars. Shut up,
you don't know what a Martian dick smells. Don't on my fucking life.
I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants so I can use them
as pockets and they don't touch my dick, my balls or my ain't superman,
I ain't go I ain't gonna hold you a bit, bro. And
you know you like to be a brother or me, and this might not
be my place to say, well that's it sounds stupid. Get you some
pockets, bro, No, you get you some pockets? You mean I
got pockets? Damn? Try my bro like that. You know we got
these designer belt How the fuck is a belt a pocket? The belts caught
pockets bro, these designers and broke no pocket. Having asked, well,
why don't you change your name the belt man? Well, you obviously have
more belt powers than that powers changing in helt man you, I'll change it.
If you change your name is stink Dick draws I'll change it. Stink
did draws Man. Got to ask some my chests. Already your name's belt
man. Name read that sna read your name's beltman. Now you're belt thing
that I have a merchandise deal pending. You avoid the contract. Well no,
just fuck everybody, it's the meeting good. I'm talking about traffic.
Fuck stink Dick draws Man. He's worse than belt man. Hold on all
change of names ship here we good because I've been wanting sign to my mind.
My new nain gonna be seaman because I'm a man. I'm a man
from the sea, so it's a seaman. So any bad guys out there,
semen is gonna be all over you. Seamen is gonna bust you in
your face. And I got an army of seamen. Anybody goes over the
troops, you know we come, We come hard. Vellains don't ain't gonna
know what to do because semen always gonna be in your face. You know.
We come out of the water, splashing the wire, gonna get drenched
and sulked by sea. Right, I'm about to head out space. You
do not know what marshall. Hey, there are some times where I watched
these sits back to back for like four hours. Dude, Dog actually is
a genius. But now you see said it was really complaint though Superman don't
got no right. Hey, every day he carried he should be on point
two. He'll do his ship like the next day some news come out.
He'll actually have some ship set up to where it all may makes some brand
new news and ship Dog is hilarious. Well, um, we are going
to let you guys go, But I definitely want to thank you all for
sticking with us in tuneing in. But this was a fun show, um
starting out and spending you know, for thirty minutes watching black folks lay white
folks out like swing and y'all don't know, nig I was. I was
chomping at the bit to start the show. I was yelling that tone and
shit, why the fun? She ain't ready because I was. That's right,
Yeah, y'all moved to quinsy white black too. He had alice.
He moves back. It's what I'm saying. But he was deep down in
there and actually lifted his body up out of that ship and one one pool
yeah, on the way he was clearing them out. Yeah he does.
All right, let's get that man in some commercials kind of commercial. We
found something and and this is the I don't know the best keeps me,
sir. I like butter, salt and pepper on my grids. That's all
I gotta say. I just want my food. God damn it, Hey,
I have a special request. Would you order? Oh? I mean,
can I get a pity plate? Saying that you just like handing me?
On Facebook? Fan sees niggas or the low man on the totem Pope.
They don't get their request before I do. Keisha, we can always
just not show up here. Look look here, Keisha, look at me
right here. I made you a very special loge were good tire hostally agre
into a fucking monologue. We had a business transaction that took place. MEMI
is MEMI is just a personality show. Don't give me no notoriety, not
like I'm getting from doing this. I think I want all right by y'all.
I don't get down. Fuck. That's because you'd be on here,
called them the host, because if you watched this, your hot and call
us me. Me always wants somebody food I got first, guys, try
to funt me up about my food. I've got about that bitch. Okay,
okay is a can beat production. It's beef alright, Keasha, that
was a very loaded who's the bay we're battling? She can't eat it if
I punch her in the face, saying all right, we're in the show
right now, I'm bay, I'm about okay. We're in the show until
next time. We got a hole by bunch of white person