He's been nigh about twenty years and them cool yon fool Dune broke magic and
the world ain't been right since monster defrayon from them other worlds running round terr
clease and down in a bole and got their gree gree water. There's some
kind of evil set on sort of good many feak, So beware, my
friends, go carefully as any lazy brought them all else that mucky water gonna
lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go on another
fool's quest over their true blood sons like they got all the prisoners down board
hell hounds. Both also make their way up the stairs because catwalks real narrow.
Though that's good. They're bottlenecked. Yeah, they're pretty well. They're
pretty well bottlenecked. Ok, you guys, good, good goodies, right
yeah. Um. And then the the inquisitor that Pilsner has been beating up
he he casts misty step and tilboards down to the middle of the floor,
so Pilsner you can still see him Elmer and ran. You guys don't see
where he went to because you can see past the shelves. Yet, Um,
how far down is it? Fifteen feet? Ain't ship all right,
I'm gonna do a leap over the edge and uh do it deaf from above
with mood um first, it is Wrens on my turn. All right,
all right, I apologize. I'm really really sorry. So how far do
I have to get to where I can see people coming up the catwalk?
You have to go probably about sixty feet The ones that are coming up the
stairs, you can see the ones that are still on the floor, you
can, Okay, so you can sell the dudes on the stairs. Also
the two hellhounds right behind them. They're all kind of grouped up. Yep,
they're all kind of grouped up on the stairs. And then dude with
the top hat is maybe fifteen feet away from them up the stairs in a
little waist. Okay, I can't get the top hat guy, but I
can get all four of those guys. And I am going to cast something
I've never cast before. And I'll walk up and as I'm walking, I
say D and I cast Hunger of a Dogs, and I open a gateway
to a gateway to the dark between the stars, infested with unknown horrors.
A twenty foot radius sphere of blackness and bitter cold appears. So I'm assuming
it's twenty foot radius is enough to yea all four of the guys on the
catwalk. Yeah, the other guy too, Okay, then I'll get all
okay cool. Yeah, so I'll definitely try to position so I can get
all of them. This void is filled with a cacophony of soft whispers and
slurping noises that can be heard from up to thirty feet away. No light,
magical or otherwise can illuminate this area, and creatures fully within the area
are blinded, so all five of them are blinded. To start void creatures
wrap, the void creates a warp. Wow, I really fuck that up.
The void creates a warp in the fabric of time space, and the
area is difficult terrain. Any creature that starts its turn in the area takes
two DY six fold damage. Any creature that ends its stern in the area
must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take two D six acid damage.
As milky otherworldly tentacles rub against it so difficult terrain. Blind they start their
with two D six cold damage. If they can't get out of it,
they end they're turned with two D six cold acid damage. Yes, dot
cock that's a pretty damn amazing spell. Yeah. I don't get the cast
at all, like a like once, right, but I don't like these
hateful people who they are hateful all right, So two D six for the
ones that start, or I guess when you get them, we'll just have
to remember. Yeah, just roll them now because they're they're all gonna be
they're all gonna start their turning it. It's on them. You just want
two D six for yeah, just two D or you can roll it individually,
whatever you prefer. So the first first one is four, then seven,
then ten, then three. So I imagine two dudes first and two
Hellham's second. Oh wait, no, there's a fifth guy I forgot.
I got top bat guy too. That's the top pat guy. Got six
to Hellhounds take double cold. That's a good question of better change. And
they're blind and it's difficult terrain to move through, and it's a twenty foot
radio. Yeah it's so forty feet all together. That's a really good spell.
That's how they get out of Like if you center it on someone,
it is a really difficult terrain. Their movements cut to fifteen feet. That's
a really good spell. Ye, But I cannot control who it hits.
So if my friends go in there, they're also fucked between time in space.
Hellhounds do not have vulnerability to cold. They just have immunity to fire.
It seems like bullshit, but they're very fast so they can get They're
also blind. They are blind. Look, it also smell. It is
onto Elmer's term. Then I h I'm willing to try and erupt earth.
It's a twenty foot circle, and I'm trying to hit as many of them
in that circle as I can. Can I see into it, because does
it work on you can? So they're they're not they're up on the stairs
around the cat walk anyway, right, so it would umerupresent twenty ft because
it'd have to be cast on earth or right, But if I cast it
on the ground, it would erupt upwards now and all the damages bludging and
damage from the eruption anyway. Yeah, but there's but if you're casting on
the ground and they're up on the stairs or the cat walk, there's like
well, I was thinking of trying to knock off the bottom of the stairs
that rat still yeah, okay, I'd say that, I'd say that what
is the cat walk held up with willers from below or suspended from ceiling.
So there are pillars throughout the um warehouse. There's three rows of them.
The cat walk is actually held up with like like forty five ere braces from
the wall. Okay, um, yeah, so I'm just gonna try and
wrap the birth at the bottom end at least try and catch us. Take
a guess where they're at. I guess, But mostly I'm just trying to
make sure that knock the stairs so they can't come up. Oh okay,
okay, make your damage roll fourteen. They take half damage and if you're
on that successful, say, there's no idea how stirring the stuff is,
but so i'd say that each is like five foot sections or whatever would have
eighteen points of the of the catwalk or of the stairs, So you're not
gonna knock anything down with only fourteen damage. Yeah. Next, it does
make a rough train too, but I think it's already r off right,
Yeah, it's already difficult train. Yeah, Um, business stacks different.
I am gonna also take my movement and just move up. How far am
I from the stairs? Now you moved over to the corner. That's playmate,
I didn't remove the last time in the first round, I moved forward
the thirty and then I shot at him and I threw the crossbow at him,
and I have him most since. So if I were to moved forward
another thirty, would that lead me just outside that like stair steing Charlie,
about about thirty feet from the dude that's the top hat or the edge of
the hunger of put oar out there. So that Yeah, so I'm gonna
move maybe just like fifteen twenty fee get kind of closer, but not most
enough that I think there's any eminent damage, just so I can try and
peek and see people downstairs. And that's I got you. You get to
a point where you can see the people downstairs on there's two more dudes down
there. Two well, the two hell hounds are on the stairs in the
dark. Now two more dudes down there, and then the inquisitor who teleported
down there and is not looking his healthiest pills. Nerve, it's your turn,
Okay, the one that teleported was that's not the one with the spears
of it. No, No, that's the one. The top head dude.
Yeah, the top head dude. He's and he'sn't deep in the hurt
locker with the hunger of Hadar, right, he is in the hunger of
Hadart. Yes, okay, um, so I'm going to leap over the
side of the catwalk at the inquisitor down below. Make an athletics check.
I think he would have within that, Yes, I do. Damn.
I also have a plus six, so so twenty four and a twenty five.
So yeah, you usually leap down without without taking any damage. Then
on your feet. Now, the other two guys down there are He's kind
of like they're in front of him but not blocking him, so you could
run between them to get to him or around him. But yeah, I'm
gonna be lined for that guy, and as I do, I'm hurting from
the spear attacks from before, and I will rage as he got in this
action. Had to run to him, though, you'll have to go right
past the other two dudes who are okay, they're gonna get their opportunity attacks.
One of them hits for six damage. Hold that roll to two.
On the wild Search for a rage, you teleport up to thirty feet to
an unoccupied space you can see until your rage ends. You can use this
effect again on each of your turns. As a bonus action, you teleport
right past them behind him, behind him raging pasted and whoop an ass roll
your attacks add sneak attack. Oh wait, like the way you think,
bro, get a mood. That's the twenty two to hit that'll hit roll
your damage on that one. So that's eleven plus two for reage thirteen on
that one. He sees you coming, but then you disappear, and just
as he realizes what happened, he turns around, eyes wide just as he
meets Mood. And what's that look like? Well, he's he's meeting Mood
right across a decapitating strike. So the wide eyed just basically follows the spinning
motion as the head hits the floor and the body slips. SI tality,
he is done. I still got one mark back? Are you do?
And there's still two two guys that are only maybe ten feet behind you?
Yet? Well still I don't have to do like a five foot step,
So I got five foot reach with the mood. Oh yeah, so that's
a twenty forty battle hit and nine ten damage. All the four didn't get
bonus damage for ready drinking. Yeah, it's plus two so yeah, ten
instead of eight. Did you already is your extraction? Yeah, I use
the bonus action to rage. Oh okay, that's right, right, there's
a bonus action. You're also hasted your movement action, your attack. Yeah,
but you can't. You only have one bonus action per round. Yeah,
but he's asking if you use your action your second action, oh,
because you're hasted, because yeah, that's you get another attack. Okay,
that works. Shining twenty two to hit. He's that one hit point left
after after the first one, so you finish him off him damage. He's
taken another ten, so uh yeah, um, kind of hit him with
the one, open up the chest from shoulder to groin, and then spin
around with the other and complete the X. He is bard He used food
bard Um swing in the mood. But it's then it's their terms. So
the guys in the hunger of there, they all start hollering, and those
two dudes don't make it out. They're done, so they don't have a
whole lot of hit points. Nice, you're on another two D six for
reach for the ascid damage or to this assid just eats them away. The
Acid's gonna finish the guys. But I'll need it still. For the top
hat dude and the hell hounds, it's only if they finish their turn in
there. So if they can get out of there, then they don't take
the acid damage. Top hat dude and the hell hounds could both get out
of there. No, the hell hounds can't. The hell hounds continue up
the stairs, so they'll take the acid damage. The other two dudes are
just melted. Oh, minimal damage for the first hell hound with two and
then six damage, successive damage to the second hound. Elmer, stay out
of there, don't go in there. Don't you tell me what to do.
M okay, as long as we understand each other. But Elmer,
you see as he tells you not to go in there. You see the
top hat guy come out of there, and he looks around and he sees
you. What did you say about the fifteen twenty feet away from the edge
of the yell. So he's gonna come up and poke you with a stick.
So first he's gonna smack you with his shield. What's your arm?
Request thirteen, I'm gonna ask six more times. It's gonna be a hit
everyone, and then after that I'm gonna change it. Yeah, that's a
hit. He hits you six times, not yet, okay, he hits
you four, like fuck six damage with his shield and then it takes a
couple of stabs at you with the spear, which you're able to die one
of Hey, that's another six damage, which is the minimum? How destroyed?
Was the cat walk like enough that the acid raining down on the cat
walk might have finished it off? Or was it still pretty sturdy? Yeah,
it would be taking the acid in the cold damage. Huh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna say that the part so you shut your your eruption whatever earth
eruptions fell under the stairs right trying to get those ones. Yeah, I'm
gonna say those stairs are going to collapse from the acid. Yeah, the
ass in the cold damage. Nice. So those hellhounds are now going to
be on the ground with Bilder, all right, all right, okay to
know and that is that guy's turn. Oh, the hellhounds are gonna take
their turns and m they're gonna run over to Pi Pilsner and I'm gonna need
dexterity savings through those two of them. Oh, I forgot to make my
um concentration changs two twenties. Wow, a flacid and a gnat as they
both breathe their fire breath at you. You take nine damage from the first
one, that's and fifteen damage from the second one. And that's that's halved
already for your safe. The twenty four fire. The other inquisitor guy,
he was also there. He's not any freshmallow. He's a marshmallows. He's
cooked nice um kind of shape. The healthones look like they're in pretty good
shape. Still they're not. They're not terribly beat up. I would say
one is an at about thirty five out of forty five. The other one
said about scale of one to forty five on a scale of one to forty
five, the other ones at about a thirty two. I didn't roll very
good. Damnag the hell hounds. The dudes got erect. But the hell
homes. Yeah, yep, it's all right. But now it's runs certain
and as all the bad guys have gone sept for top head dude, no
he went, who stepped, yeah stepped owner. Well, yeah, I
guess I'm gonna dismiss my doc cock because everybody moved out of it and I
can't shift it, and uh, I'm going to toss somebody into it.
So I moved up. I moved up to begin with. Can I move
up now the rest of way and see over the rail to see the hell
hounds and the top had dude and everyone. Yep. Okay, So I'm
gonna go up and I am going to say row, and I'm gonna cast
bain and I can do it. I'm up to six targets, all right.
So there's only the three targets left, the two hell hounds and the
top top cat yep. And they need to make a Christmas saving throw of
fourteen. Both the hell homes filled it, God minds one. The top
hat guy rolled the fourteen, but he has minus one so he failed it
as well. So, in the fashion of rogues sucking people's power away from
them, when they fail their throw, it makes attack rolls or saving throws,
but from them they must roll a D four and subtract the number rolled
from each attack roll or saving throw. I love this so good, and
I'll just stay where I am where I can see everybody but not get hit
by anybody. Already, Elmer, it's back to you. Then that dude's
all up in your face. Yeah, I'm so I assume there's like pieces
of broken railing and random other small and bobbles about now that I can grab
and toss. Absolutely cool. I'm gonna some where I'm at on the railing,
I can see the ground floor or does it look like they're safety below
me? You could hop over onto the top of one of the rows of
shelves, or you could hop down to the floor. Okay, Um,
I mean you'd have to get away from this guy, so you'd have to
like disengage or take an opportunity to back. I'm gonna twin spell a catapult,
scrabs two pieces of things, probably from behind him, and throw him
at him and sneeze at the same time and shoot ten feet Is that possible
onto one of the ledgings? Are that that closer? Now make a you're
a sorcerer, right, give me a like a charisma check, a charisma
check, yeah, twenty one. Yeah, you're able to control it well
enough to get over onto the top of one of the roads of shells.
Sweet. Um, So I'm gonna do that while just second level of catapulting
again. Um, and that's like dirty savings throw twinning it. Yeah,
so he'll make two of them minus four be minus a D four for each
one ones in eighteen and ones in eleven. All right, so he failed
one, so it takes damage one for twenty twenty DA. That's just the
best spell, I guess. I don't who knew. Hell yeah, it
is a really good spell. It turns out no one ever used it.
It just seems I'm just rolling early. It's forty eight. It's not like
that crazy. That's good though, That's yeah, that's good. Yeah,
solid consistent. All right, So you catapult, Yeah, we'll say you
grab a box off one of the shelves and then a chunk of broken railing
and shoot him right into the guy and then sneeze yourself onto the kind of
the shelves about ten feet away, and Pilsner, it's who turn Okay,
sounds two hellhounds right there. I'm down below with two hellhounds. H Elmer's
up on the catwalk still elmert just shot over onto one of the shelf.
Okay, is the dude still up there? The dude is still up there.
He kind of shape, is he he's looking he's looking pretty healthy still.
Yeah, but he could be a problem, and I'd rather fight one
round two. So I'm going to use that bonus action teleport to the catwalk
and take my attacks. But then, all right, the dogs can't get
upstairs out there, can't know they can. That's that's terrific. Se teleport
like behind the guy, start swinging, do it up, go mood,
go mood. Yeah that hit fifteen damage all right. Second swinging is a
nineteen to hit. He blocks that can just increase his armor class by three
against an attack per round. So he does because he parries. You're okay,
probably have one more attack, thank you, haste, that's a twelve
bit. I probably didn't it. Twelve does not do it? Nope,
throws out once with the first Yeah, first perry there pills. There's just
so stunned that he was blocked. Oh dude, that was awesome. Yeah
who are you? Oh yeah yeah, uh we have anybody left on the
list? Um, I think the only one we have left on the list
is Spanglish actually, and I that's number two, which is what I rolled.
So so so I just teleport up there. Yeah, chopping with your
ax. Once some bad guys turns. The hell hounds are just gonna kind
of mill around down there and bark it you guys, Well, there are
other people down there calling at them, right, yes, the cat walk,
you didn't look over their specific when you turn to teleport up on the
catwalk, you did see several people all changed together and changed to the wall
under the catwalk. There you actually recognize Flanders, Remy, the other Tom,
and there's there's a few other ones there over there too. They got
some prisoners down below, and the hell hounds though they they they sort of
mill around down there barking at you guys, because well they can't get to
you. Dog Biscuit the other guy though, he turns around and he attacks
Mike. First, he smacks at you with his shield and missus and easily
just first thrust with his spear because he's well a little surprised you're there.
He catches his footing and then gets you with the second one for eleven damage.
You minused for a D four out of that, right, Oh I
didn't, and I rolled your arm requests. So actually he misses you with
all three. That's what would have happened, but Ren had the foresight.
Let's dance mule, and that's it turns and that was back to Ren.
All right, how close can Reren get to him, Ren can get right
up and stabbing. Okay, well Wren's gonna go up and actually poison spray
him, which is Constitution fourteen. Save. Yeah he failed, yep,
So I run up and I got them spit acid all over him. That
damn I am rolling so poorly. That's eight damage how to two D twelve
he's poisoned. No, it's just poison spread It doesn't actually, Yeah,
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to get back to the museum. Le Mont l let damn good times roll
so Elmer. You see Ren come up and spit in this dude's face,
right after right after Pilter hacking with the and then Dots just spear thrusts and
you're standing on the shelf off to the side watching this happen. It's your
turnin Um he did mention the people down below? Yeah, yeah, okay?
Can I see them from where I'm at yeah, all right. So
they're they're like manacled together and to the walls. Yeah. So they're all
wearing manacles which are attached to one long chain, and the chain seems to
be attached to the wall like run through rings at regular intervals. He metal.
You can get them all at once. Holy shit. Oh, it's
more than it's it's attached to more than one of those chains, or it's
just run through them and it's anchored at one point. It's run through the
rings, and it's anchored at both ends. It's anchored at both ends.
There one end that's I don't know, within like thirty a street of me.
From where you're at, you can kind of see the middle of the
chain. The anchor didn't see it, but i'd say, you know,
it's within thirty feet. Do you need it? Well, I could move
and I have an idea of where it would be at. Yeah, yeah,
so I'll take um. So, do I need to hot from the
shelf to another shelf or what's the no. So where you're at, you're
on the shelf. The shelf goes right up to the edge of the catwalk,
but it's five feet lower, so you could walk like to the end
of the shelf and you could look down and see the end of the chain.
Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna do that, and then I'm gonna
mold earth and just spit it out. And all right, so now they
can they can pull the chain through the rings, but they'll still be manacled,
right, they'll be manacled together, but they can carry it out there.
Hell hounds down there. I've just been one uns Yeah, someone do
that, be like, hey, guys, their hell hounds look out.
And then as a bonus action, I'm gonna hide. So I'm gonna yell
out at them. And then pretty good, please give him a fighting chet.
You could hide from the hell hounds, but not from the guy up
on the top. Yeah, that's it's pretty busy anyway. It's not even
a specific person necessarily. I'm just like Goblin, cowering behind stuff, helping
nobody know this is an It's just it's just the instincts kicking in, you
know. All right, Um, then it's back to Pilzer. You hear
the prisoners down below exclaimed, Oh we can get out of here or whatever
they say. All right, Booker, it looks like all your plans are
undone and I'll take someone. I'll teleport directly behind him. Fuck that shield
and start swinging. That was a one second. One's not a one okay,
go go haste. Third strike finally, that's a placid twenty just one
hit. Yeah, first one missed, second one dirt, and the third
one actually hit him and did eighteen damage. So he's now between you and
random yep. Yeah, I'm ten feet away. Poison sprays ten feet I
think. I imagine that you're ten feet away too, right, because you
have reach with mood. Yeah, I got five foot reach, so it's
fine feet away from him. You're ten feet away. He's just going to
concentrate on Pilsner, I think. So the shield bash minus four, Yeah,
that's still gonna hit a little the nineteen that time the spear strikes,
those are both gonna miss before the before all right, have it, help
appreciate it. But he hits you for ten damage with his shield. He
just smacks you right in the face with it, so five yep, and
I can't do much, so we're back to rend. They're just gonna just
gonna howl someone, all right and throw on a bone. Um. Actually,
the prisoners all you can hear them, and even catch glimpses of them
as they go down that center aisle towards the door. Like they make their
way towards the front man door instead of the loading doors because the hell haunts
are over by those, So they're trying to escape. Yep, they seem
to be trying to escape. What a bunch of whiny warlocks? All right,
all chained up? All right, Well I'm gonna go duck and I
hear the ducky it only goes ten feet, So you're fine? Is it?
Constitution? He failed? He failed? All right? Nice? Hopefully
better damage this time. You got brock me nine. The average should be
twelve, it's not. Oh he's still up, but he's he's looking mighty
winded. Elmer, it's your turn. So this guy is basically above you,
five feet away. Oh he's just like right oh yeah, like right
there. Um, I'm gonna twin another second level capitol. Why not?
All right, I'm just gonna try and fling a couple of things off the
shelf at him, something that looks heavy and painful. Um, so two
dexterity fourteen saves. It's two and three minus bane. You hit him with
both smack Mac didn't even need ban so twenty six and then seventeen. Oh
wow, that's that's enough. Um. Yeah, you smack him with the
first one, and an he starts to lose his balance and you shoot the
second one and make sure he loses it. He falls right over the railing
and he lands right on his head dead. Nice. Yeah I meant to
do that. Oh yeah, I dude, that's so I'm playing along.
Um, what are you doing about the hell hounds? You guys doing anything
about those? You do hear? You know? The prisoners are heading to
the door, and the hell hounds are still staying over there watching you guys,
but they don't see to be going for those prisoners. Well, they're
probably waiting for commands by whoever summoned them, and I think we probably killed
that person, so they're probably acting on their last commands. Yeah, so
which is to kill us. You guys could kill them from up here with
range attacks and there's nothing they can go about them. Yeah, I'll just
uh, I'll just drag him, streck some ice stress and just blow on
him a bunch to show the guy. So, yeah, you guys can
finish off the hellhounds without further danger. I'm going to use my final round
in rage and teleport thirty feet toward where the prisoners are escaping from to kind
of guard against anything happening to them on their way out. Okay, are
you staying up on the catwalk or down on the teleporting down to the floor.
Um, well, they're down on the floor, so if anything happens
to them, they're gonna it's gonna happen down there. So I'm gonna stay
down below. Okay, down below you will also get hit back from the
lecter. Ju No, no, no, they're the Hahns are over there.
They're all escaped. Yeah yeah, he's like, no, no lethargy.
The haste wears off after oh yeah yeah, so when I dragon's breath,
he's like he'll hit just I just didn't meant sorry, Okay, yeah,
I still got like like base forty foot So yeah, I mean,
I'm sure you get down there before whatever. Hell yeah, now was just
yeah. So you get down there and uh yeah, you see all the
prisoners out. They go outside, and as they opened the door and start
coming out, you see Tom and the boss outside the door, like,
what the hell, we got a brush? Give him the signal, Yeah,
just do the fingerwalking, a little bit of finger walking thing and thumbs
up. So they're they're both out there like what the hellum? But they
started getting him unlocked and stuff, and or Tom does he gets his buddy
Tom unlocked first, and they go to unlocking everyone else, and they're all
looking a little, you know, worse for wear, pretty beat up and
roughed up. But the boss comes over to you guys and says, I
thought we were going to work together, but the job's done. The job
is done. Well, I thought you said we were gonna appeal this one
up for the fighting part, so you kind of just took initiative on it.
Fair enough. As I said before, user, the experts in this
sort of thing, Yeah, yeah, experts. I'm the expert in every
sort of thing. Actually trust to it, except for like finding, can
somebody get my fly down? I'm just shucking nightcrawlers at the hell I don't
no, I am not touching your flo um the hell helps You finished them
off with no trouble and ticks and fleas hounds hate ticks and flee yes,
they just all of them. Oh worm nightcrawler. Oh yeah, that's the
dragging their ass on, just leaving a scorched mark on the pavement here,
you might, right. So the uh the cleared area of the warehouse where
they moved all the shelves and stacks of crates. There are several bad rolls
and backpacks and like a table set up with a map of the town on
it and stuff like that. That's clearly what they had set up and where
you and as their headquarters over there. Um. The inquisitor himself never got
to use it, but he had a staff of fire that looks cool.
Tuss over Wren or Elmer, whoever's closest one is. This is the big
present that I'm going to give the anthornoxis his big birthday present. He's going
to love it. Do you let me know how that goes? To put
a big old bow on it? Oh bow, that's a great idea.
Um. Just so you know, the name for that magical item is a
suppository. Make sure when you give it to him you tell him it's a
suppository. He'll love it. Okay. He was clearly the leader of this
this bunch. He also has the the coin purse and four miles of holy
water. The coin purse is heavy, all all right, Like check how
heavy? Like two thousand, five hundred gold pieces heavy? Yeah, that's
pretty hepty. I was really weighing him down. Honestly, you probably could
have us. That's how he got stuck in the dock. I'll whisper to
Elmer, you might want to stash that before Rind gives it to the dragon.
I don't know what you're talking about, I say, and it's gone.
Um, what is this warehouse full of crazy? A couple of barrels
the way it just seems to be like food stops and commodities and general things.
Several crates of flower, several butt him on a tart, drag him
out trying to enlarge the fly, and then have it and tell them to
they a large flower to flower prope on it. You're tired together into the
shape of a goblin specks, all right, So let me guess you have
the You have the fly with the milk rope and all the stuff in parts
like an air drop. I'm standing on top of the box. It's holding
the rope like I'm the lead into an eighties movie wearing a tank. After
checking his people and all the all the prisoners there and making sure everyone's you
know, getting taken care of. He comes back over to you, guys,
the big half work, and he says, I've recently been made aware
of an old adage, the enemy my enemy is my friend. I don't
know. I don't know you a lot well enough to regard you as friends,
but you've shown your metal in my town, and I propose that we
stay in touch, keep each other apprised of the goings on of MM like
minded individuals. He says that last with a meaningful look towards Brandon, help
each other out as needed. Google these inquisitors, they're no longer welcome and
crossing. I mean, they never really were welcome, but now we've made
it known. Let us be a safe place for people of our vent.
But let's not, you know, make too big of a deal out of
it. Yeah, that makes sense. We want it known that the schools
are unwelcome in our town, and we want it known, but m M,
maybe a little less known that warlocks are welcome. So other words like
we go we'll keep it on the blow. Yeah, no, I think
that's a good idea, got it, bro? Yeah, I'm in support
of this idea, and I'll be sure to tell my very godmother about the
work you're putting in here, very godmother, how quaint, says the very
godfather. He has a very god Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
he's to have workout. Brother. Listen, it is essential to all of
us for a certain inclination to keep tabs on these schools and too influence them
if we can one o those if not, And this office stands for all
of us. An organization such as the one I'm proposing here, we'll have
the need of skilled individuals of all sorts, not just those with foreign influences
as it were. Hey, this is what we do, Bro, We
can go, bro, that's all. There's pay, right, I don't
know. I'm just looking out from our little buddies. You know, you
perform a service for me, I will pay you in kind. Yes,
my recompense is often considered generous. Yeah, sure, I mean all right,
A right forgetting the band back together the case, gentlemen, I look
forward to a future business relationship if you'll excuse me, of people to take
care of you and Tom and Tom are are kind of rounding up the rest
of the rest of his people and getting them going. And uh, that
actually appears to be all of them except for Flanders and Remy, who are
still there and they're waiting. They both obviously recognize you guys. They come
over and Remy's like, oh, geezy, guys really pulled us out of
the fire there, didn't you, Hi, Remy? And then Flanders opens
up to me and he says, I don't know how you guys knew we
was in trouble over there, but I'm so glad you showed up when you
did. I'll tell you what. This stone didn't help anything. I tried
radioing, but you guys were too busy to answer. And I tossed him
the stone. Is it checked to see if it works? It works.
We've been down here about a day. Oh, I'll take that back.
Then. I haven't been able to get to it. I'm too old for
this ship telling me. When they locked you up, they searched your person.
They said we better take the stone about your story. They took the
stone from your person. I don't keep the stone in my pockets. It's,
you know, secret we're communicating with warlocks. Yeah, that's you think
I'm going to carry that around. That's so silly. And I put the
stone back in my pocket. Yeah, how do you know what? You're
right? I shouldn't have suggested that now, I hate it here. It's
been long though. We just wait ahead of sleep. Never mind, that's
sure, we'd better wait for like an hour. I'm hungry. Let's go
get some breakfast. Yeah, maybe they have more beer. All right,
So at this point it's like four in the morning. The only place you're
gonna be able to find breakfast is probably your stew pop top of that.
Which did you move that to Remy's warehouse yet? Or is that still We're
gonna go pick up the house now. Actually, I've got on my flower
in the warehouse. Yep. It's to make bread to go with the stew.
I gotta get my chest biscuits. Yeah, just with the mayonnaise.
Anthronaxis is chest. I think you're going to raid the library and taking the
easy chair that Elmer loved. We're taking all of the umah, we're taking
the stewpot. I'm taking the umberhold curtains. All right, So we'll see
you guys. Spend the rest of the night morning moving, just moving montage,
gutting the house. Yeah, yeah, it's moving montage. You know
the pivot. I'm gonna get back to the house, hena, get back
to the thing at try and compound my flower into the chest with my nannies
just stuck in the hallway. It's too long. You gotta pivot, um,
I shrink it. So you go into Yeah, it's it's sloshing as
you you're dragging the chest along or carrying it or however are you doing.
It's just you can slashing around and feel it sloshing around in there. But
nothing's leaking out, not even a smell. And you get it to the
warehouse and decide to open it up because you're gonna you're gonna add flower.
But it's it's it's pretty well stuck. It's to the point that make a
strength check. This is how many are born a strange check. Yes,
uh, it's it's a zero. That's a zero. So I have you're
unable to lift let what pillsar you see Elmer just struggling and what do you
do? Bro? Then he kicks it. It can't be opened. Trying
to pry it open with mood the mood um not take a swing at it,
just trying to pry it open. Make a strength check with a vantage.
Oh that one's going to do it because that's a NAT twenty. It
must be fucking nice. Youry it open one tonight, Holy sheep shit,
is NAT twenties back to back? Fifth that's your fifth because you didn't then
it was roll it again, so close twelve m But you're able to find
just a little gap and get the edge of mood and Aaron give a little
twist. That's all it takes, is just a little twist. It breaks
the seal, but it also breaks the edge of the wood all the way
around except for that one little gap you found. It seemed to have been
just bonded almost and mayonnaise concrete. Well, what's interesting is once you get
it open, there's the smells back um, but the the stuff that's still
stuck to the edge of the lid has this almost like parallescent quality to it.
Make a Nature checks roll for initiative Mayo monster. It's the nature yes
eleven eighteen. When you notice little flex of what appears to be the shells
of those snails that have been crawling around on this little flex of those mixed
in with the mayonnaise around the edge of the chest, you can also see
a couple of them looks like floating in the in the mayonnaise. But um,
something about the snail shells getting crushed and the wild magic that you guys
have had this thing exposed to in a few places now seems to have just
turned all that mayonnaise and snail shells and whatever gunk into sovereign glue. Whoa
nice, I'm gonna bottle it. I'm gonna bottle it. Yeah, this
was all I was making you. I was just storing mayonnaise. And that'd
be crazy, that'd be crazy. Gonna plug it to tape on it.
You are the greatest Charlotte Tans I have ever met. Never never heard of
almost glue. It is hell. Yeah, there's clue, and it's a
sovereign I'm a bottle of all up. Oh yes you are. This concludes
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