This is the downbeat. On ninety seven. At nine o'clock, get Mikey's
action from Saturday night at the MAVs game. Yeah, I have a store
to tell you guys. MAVs free killer Mike Doomsday. Clock set to sixty
seconds for the MAVs. Whoa traded lends Thursday? This is the defining week
of MAVs basketball. More on that at nine eight o'clock Grammys. Yeah,
arrest free killer Mike. We had hijackers? What kinds of action last night
at the Grammys? Cover that for you at eight Right now, let's do
this and about ten minutes, I'm going to tell you about some crazy ass
injuries in the Metroplex. But I want to cover two quick Saturday Night Live
conspiracy not conspiracies controversies, One that got handled on Saturday Night, one that
started on Saturday night and will be handled in about three weeks. I will
begin your host this week on Saturday Night Saturday Night Live, was I owe
a debris A debois is how I think she said it? A deboris that
is from the bear. He has nowhere from the bear, of course I
do. And I watched on Sunday morning for note well late morning. I
watched all of Saturday Night Live. Yeah, and she was great, Right,
she was great. Yeah, she's episode. I don't know. I
don't I haven't watched a full episode forever. I don't even know why.
We just kind of threw it on and let it go. I laughed a
few times. Yeah, yes, I was entertained. I'm gonna play you
a clip from one of the first sketches. Keenan Thompson is your game show
host, and the sketches why'd you say it? That's when someone has some
type of post online and then you made a comment on social media and they've
got you. It was a very bayless Uh hey, stop lying? Why
did you say? Why did you say it? Why'd you say it?
And that's Yeah, they show a picture of something and they show their their
response and then Keenan Keenan Allen, Keenan Thompson, Allen Keenan, Allen Thompson,
why'd you say it? They go through it. It's so good because,
uh, I think hers was her first one was it was Drew Barrymore's
video of any time you should go outside when it's rating just being too happy,
and Io's comment was die, Yeah, why did you say it,
did you explain why? She's like, no, I was just joking,
and he keeps geting the question wrong, and so they get to like something
close to the truth and then it goes on a little bit and then you're
gonna hear ioh. But what happened to sketch is something that pertaining to something
that happened in real life. And this is why this was kind of controversial
this week. Okay, okay, we get it. It's wrong to leave
me in comments or post comments just for Cloud, or run your mouth on
a podcast and you don't consider the impact is you're twenty four and stupid.
But I stay for everyone when I say, from now on, we're gonna
be a lot more thoughtful about what we post online. Oh that's sweet,
is what I would have said if two minutes ago you didn't post this comment
on my personal Instagram under this photo of me and my three year old son,
you wrote what disease he has? I cannot change? And then you
get some honesty. Now, let's play this part real quick, just brief
five seconds here. Listen it. It's wrong to leave main comments or post
comments just for Cloud, or run your mouth on a podcast. And you
don't consider the impact is you're twenty four and stupid. All right, So
about five years ago, she was on a podcast. Your musical guest this
week on Saturday Night Live was Jennifer Lopez. Here is io on a podcast
from five years ago. Today, I was actually thinking about one of my
favorite scams of all time because Jlo is hosting or is performing at the super
Bowl halftime. She is, which is a scam in itself, in her
whole career is one long scam. Oh the longest con jay Loo can't sing?
And did you know that Jlo doesn't know that she can can't sing?
Well, that's the thing that is. He's hit an interview and then she
was like, I never knew that people didn't think I could sing. I
thought I could sing. Like she thought that she was on she thinks she's
on multiple tracks, but it's not her. I think she like or she
thinks that she's still good even though like she's not singing for most of these
songs, like right up to the song will be like Jaylo didn't have time
to make it to the studio, like Jaela was busy. It's like doing
what not singing? Obviously, Okay, Jaylo's career is a scam, and
I think they did this on purpose. I mean, Jaylo is marketing some
stuff for a new album and all that. But it kind of makes sense,
and they hit it in the first sketch and I handled it that way.
I'm sure it was talked about behind the scenes or whatever. I did
not get that reference until now, Kevin, you've provided context and information.
I'm told that it's a Shanti's voice on a lot of those songs. Oh
what j Loo's Yeah, can Jlo not saying? I don't know. I
don't even know any I don't know He's fine. I don't know what jlo
songs are. There is she Seline Dion No, but who is Mikey And
no one's like treating Jlo like she's adele, you know, right, or
wickedly talented. She's an entertainer, she's a former. Now they put they'll
do some things like that. Like I mean, the they had Nicki Haley
in the Cold Open and I owe like did the whole thing of like asking
her about her comments on the Civil War that Nicki Haley had from months ago.
So like they're you know, they're a little controversial. But this is
where it came out too that they have news. They had the news yesterday
that they had booked Shane Gillis to be the next host on February twenty fourth,
with musical guests twenty one Savage. I don't think either any of us
had either one of those in our pool. We did not in our SNL
draft. But Shane Gillis. Do you guys know anything about Shane Gillis,
Well, I think I know that he was supposed to be on SNL,
Like he got named as a cast member, and then it came out that
he had, I don't know, said something one of the things. You
can't say. He had said a lot of things. What was wild about
him is in twenty nineteen he got fired from SNL a couple hours after he
got hired to be on SNL twenty nineteen. Cancel culture is on, you
know, and so basically like, it's good to see that it's let up
though, you know, as we've progressed, I feel like it has right.
I don't know, Kevin, I don't know either. Oh man,
the Pat Mahomes senior mug shots incredible. Oh boy, he was bussed happy
so he uh, you know, back then, some people started posting clips
from his podcast. He'd done a bunch of podcasts and that's what got him.
There's one where he had used an Asian slur we'll say it rhymes with
the word drinks. He had talked about, you know how nice there's there's
a there's a difference in U. There's nice and good racism too, and
he made lots of comments included including using a you know, a fake Asian
accent, you know, things like that he's a big comedian. Is he
a big boy? Yeah, he's kind of a big one. Yeah,
okay huge, but yeah, I watched a clip of this guy. He's
got a big following. There's a couple of podcast Coach where he used the
R word and the F word that Justin Thomas might call himself on a golf
course. This exactly who you're talking about. I'm surprised that SNL would,
I mean, you know, I'm really surprised that that this guy is hosting,
Well, this is Saturday Night Live. Though. This is the whole
thing, Like whatever people want to say about it. From a pop culture
standpoint, they do try to go younger, they do try to get up
and coming names. And they also do try to get in the mix.
And that's why they let Trump post, It's why they let Nikki Haley on
the air last week. It's why they're having Shane Gillison because it's a cool
story in the Lord doesn't care like Lorne's look good, it's good for business.
Here we go. There's a podcast clip and I don't know if I
should play the clip because it's kind of wild. Oh yeah, I'll play
it. Here it is. This is him on a podcast from in between
the time that he got fired in twenty nineteen and in between the time,
so sometime in the last five years, on his podcast talking about if he
was asked to go back to SNL, and here's what he said he would
do. Dude, if I ever get on SNL, I will Bud Dwyer.
I'll be like live from my mouth this gun. He said he'd go
full Bud Dwire, which, for those that don't know, he killed himself
on Live TV and Pennsylvania back in the eighties. Now, dude, that's
a wild that's gonna be resurfacing all week. That is gonna take off all
week, Like, Hey, there's the game. Say he's gonna kill himself
on the air he's hosting Saturday Night Live, except maybe not this week,
but the week before he hosts, which is the twenty fourth. That clip
or You're gonna hear a bunch and that's gonna take off, so kind of
interesting. I didn't even get us in twenty one seven. I know we
have some Grammy talk coming up here in a few minutes, but I had
a moment where I thought someone might bud dwire themselves during the during the Grammys.
If you say Joni Mitchell, No, I'm not gonna say Joni Mitchell,
My god, no, it crossed that apps across my mind because live
TVs. I mean, who would do it? I'll just tell you I
didn't. I don't know anything about Olivia Rodrigo. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, okay, so yeah, And her performance was gorgeous, and I
didn't know the song was called Vampire and there's blood involved in the performance and
the songs about Taylor. I don't know any of that, but I loved
it. I listened to the song last night when I went to bed him.
I had a badass song. What a cool chick song? Rocks herl
that's that tune was exceptional. Okay, did you see her last night?
Yeah? So she starts singing, It's this gorgeous song and then she kind
of holds her arm up and there's blood trickling down her arm. I didn't
think it was happening, but I'm like, imagine if some artist, as
a form of art, did like a suicide attempt or cut oneself live on
stage at a live thing. And I'm like, and then she got to
the chorus where she said vampire and I and she started wiping the blood kind
of on herself, and I'm like, this is art. This is beautiful.
Didn't she great? But I don't know if it's real. I'm sure
it was not real. Blood. I love when when when well, there's
an award that she was up for that Taylor and when it cuts to Olivia
cam and She's just sighed ey and like, eugh, Well, I don't
know anything about any of these beefs. I don't care. I just thought
it was an awesome performance. But I was thinking, what if you did
it? Like, what do the cameras do? When do you leave the
shot? When are you like, wait, what's happening here? Pretty Bacob
thoughts, Yeah, man, pretty dark, holding up a why is it
dark? She's holding up a bleeding Christ? Was a vampire bit her?
They see the vampire Sucker Blood from movie. The song was called a vampire.
I'm surprised you didn't know about that song. Yeah, that song moron
when it comes to top forty in pop music, and that song has been
on my radar for a while. Well, I'm surprised. I'm not shaming.
I'm going to kids it out. You mean to send you these songs
whenever they they had these these He does not want you to do that.
He does not want you to do that. He goes two for two on
albums very good, it was cool last night. That was great among a
handful of them. I will say this, and I know we're going to
get to it shortly, but I think top forty pop music as it is
right now is in pretty good hands. I really do. It's fine.
It's fine, it's fine. I used to hate it. I went ten
years of like I want, like six to fifteen of not listening to any
pop music. Yeah, and now it's like, you know what, it's
all pretty good. It's all pretty catching. I feel like I was in
that boat of this is all trash. I don't I won't even and that's
why I was so shocked by how much I enjoyed the Grammys last night.
I'm tired of hating things, though I'm not hating things anymore. You know,
I don't do it to hate, but I just thought it was all
bad. Some of it is, As Jay Z will tell you. One
performance was really bad last night. Okay, I want to play you guys
this again. Grammy's in a second. Get local here for a minute.
Mansfield Police Department has released body cam footage. This is Officer Chad Stevens.
He's coming to the rescue of a woman named Samantha. Samantha's driving, but
she's choking on something. I don't want to hear. It was not a
banana, Cynthia. Now she was choking on gum. What she was choking
on her gum? So she's driving on I twenty. She's pulled into the
far last room with a g A g oh, I can spell it forwards
and back. No hush, she's choking on a mug. So she's choking
on a gum. And then the cop pulls up behind her and then he
gets out of the car. And she gets out of the car at the
same time, and you're gonna hear her. You're gonna hear cars driving by.
It's kind of wild. You're choking. Turn around, surround, hold
up, sitt down, Sit down on the walls. Every righty here,
stay flagged down. Fifty two hundred block of Southeast Loop, Page twenty,
white female. She was choking behind the wheel. I got her stopped.
I'm honder, I got the object removed from her throats. He can start
medics to my location, please, okay, send down so much. He
just set up for me and cut the breath. Oh okay, old gos,
I was looking for anybody. Okay, sounds like like that. What
it was your gum? Yeah, if somebody start a running me, she
got scared. I couldn't sign a comms' contra. Calm it up. I
tried to find a star. You're coming on. I just sign to breathe
through the game. So I'm just stuck in there. You're welcome, You're
welcome. Yeah, it was just stuck in dude. That is one of
my secret biggest fears, especially living alone. I've even looked up methods on
how to heimlick yourself yeah, yeah, just in case. I yeah,
I've got one of those. I almost actively thoroughly chew food. Yeah,
and it's it's easy to forget. But I also think I have a fairly
large throat. Oh mm hmm, that's good, intel. I do a
large, willing throat, like a HeLa monster. I don't think coming a
choke. They even have one of those. It's like a throat plunger.
You know what that is? The kids really, Yeah, I've got one
in the house. If that ever happens to little Malkie, did you put
it over their face and it basically reverses and pulls the thing out if the
little if you're slapping the back method for Tyler, yeah, terrifying. Yeah,
Choking is like I don't think about it a lot, but when I
do, it'll keep me up. If you eat too fast the tea like
slow down the way you eat it a because it's good for you too,
because your brain. But like if you eat too fast and then it just
covers up the hole in your throat. But she said she got scared.
Someone swore in front of her, and she took a deep breath and the
gum gary and gums like sticky too. You get stuck there, and that
was awesome, man, good good on that cop. I like the end
of You're welcome on my Way. I like how the deed was done and
small talk happened where He's like, so it just kind of got stuck in
there and she didn't hear him. Oh thank you. He was trying to
get her to sit down, and he was like, we got medics on
the way. She's like, no, like that. No, no,
ambulance not doing that. I'm gonna be driving myself with a compound fracture to
a hospital one day in my life because I'm scared of the ambulance fee.
Boy, it ain't cheap. Honestly, it's terrifying. That's the that's scarier
than the break. It was like six years ago. But I will please,
don't don't put me in that thing that's like five grand. Can't it
would kill me. My deductible's insane. Well, so yeah, it was
like I had to take one because I woke up one mornings like six years
ago and I didn't have any motor skills. I could not talk really and
I could not I could hardly function, and I remember I was trying to
get in contacted. Back then, I wor just been in skin like say,
I'm not like something's wrong, Like I don't think I can come into
work today. And I was having trouble texting. I just did it was
gone. That's scary. I don't know what happened, why it happened.
It was like a one day thing. But it's like the ambulance is taking
me and I'm like, I can't even tell you. I'm trying to talk.
I consciously know what's going on. I cannot say what I'm trying to
tell you. I did it and it was just sounded like stroke stroke voice,
which this is probably how I go right brand aneurysm or something like that.
That's probably I'm not being dark. I'm just saying like this is a
thing that I deal with. And sure enough I was like, man,
I think even as messed up as I was not being able to talk or
send a functional text message, I do think I could have made it the
five to ten minutes down the road and saved the three thousand dollars ambulance fee
to take you under half a mile away. Like if you could talk with
you said, let me out. Yeah, I think so, Roll me
out. Yeah, I can't afford, but I couldn't communicate, which is
horrifying, And that's why it happened that once. Yeah, that's scary.
Man was nuts. That's why I should always keep an etra sketch nearby to
send messages. You can talk via the extra sketch. We're gonna get you.
They so long, etch of sketch up. If I couldn't ride on
a path, sketchings come to those who wait, Kevin, Does it makes
sense? Guy got hit by a train in Arlington, too dead lived thirty
one. Conductor told officers he was walking on the tracks when he was hit.
Don't know why, but we know because of having the conductor on our
show. They can't stop the train. Was wearing a top hat and had
a thin, long mustache. Yeah, running away, not that I know
of. We're out there. There wasn't a beautiful woman attached to the tracks
with multiple ropes. Was everything black and white and moving and fast forward.
No with the music box music playing the galley's desk kind of looks like the
penguin. All right, I'm going to strap you to a train track,
Kevin, But you have to wear that outfit I'll wear the whole outfit,
but I'm not going to oft you go in your sleep or whatever these ailments
that you have. I want you go out with a bank. Yeah,
Me and me and Mikey will decide when it's your time. Yeah. One
day you just wake up rope to the tracks. Then it time's up.
All right, Yeah, but we'll make the knots loose so like you have
time to get out to wriggle out. I don't want to ring at that
point. Check your pennies. Yeah, tire yourself, check your panties.
Roll out of the way seconds before the train gets you. Get to work
just in time for Kevin at seven and then Cat Kevin at seven. Ready,
I told you we're not specifying my segment, so I do eight.
Coming up next, let's talk about the Graham Grams. Yes, the awards
that you all watched, unless you didn't. We had a lot of stuff.
We had some juice, we had some gossip, we had arrest,
we had hijackers and a lot. The Grammy's next on nice, haven't one pri