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This is the downbeat. On ninety
seven. At nine o'clock, get Mikey's

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action from Saturday night at the MAVs
game. Yeah, I have a store

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to tell you guys. MAVs free
killer Mike Doomsday. Clock set to sixty

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seconds for the MAVs. Whoa traded
lends Thursday? This is the defining week

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of MAVs basketball. More on that
at nine eight o'clock Grammys. Yeah,

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arrest free killer Mike. We had
hijackers? What kinds of action last night

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at the Grammys? Cover that for
you at eight Right now, let's do

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this and about ten minutes, I'm
going to tell you about some crazy ass

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injuries in the Metroplex. But I
want to cover two quick Saturday Night Live

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conspiracy not conspiracies controversies, One that
got handled on Saturday Night, one that

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started on Saturday night and will be
handled in about three weeks. I will

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begin your host this week on Saturday
Night Saturday Night Live, was I owe

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a debris A debois is how I
think she said it? A deboris that

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is from the bear. He has
nowhere from the bear, of course I

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do. And I watched on Sunday
morning for note well late morning. I

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watched all of Saturday Night Live.
Yeah, and she was great, Right,

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she was great. Yeah, she's
episode. I don't know. I

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don't I haven't watched a full episode
forever. I don't even know why.

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We just kind of threw it on
and let it go. I laughed a

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few times. Yeah, yes,
I was entertained. I'm gonna play you

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a clip from one of the first
sketches. Keenan Thompson is your game show

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host, and the sketches why'd you
say it? That's when someone has some

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type of post online and then you
made a comment on social media and they've

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got you. It was a very
bayless Uh hey, stop lying? Why

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did you say? Why did you
say it? Why'd you say it?

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And that's Yeah, they show a
picture of something and they show their their

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response and then Keenan Keenan Allen,
Keenan Thompson, Allen Keenan, Allen Thompson,

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why'd you say it? They go
through it. It's so good because,

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uh, I think hers was her
first one was it was Drew Barrymore's

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video of any time you should go
outside when it's rating just being too happy,

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and Io's comment was die, Yeah, why did you say it,

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did you explain why? She's like, no, I was just joking,

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and he keeps geting the question wrong, and so they get to like something

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close to the truth and then it
goes on a little bit and then you're

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gonna hear ioh. But what happened
to sketch is something that pertaining to something

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that happened in real life. And
this is why this was kind of controversial

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this week. Okay, okay,
we get it. It's wrong to leave

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me in comments or post comments just
for Cloud, or run your mouth on

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a podcast and you don't consider the
impact is you're twenty four and stupid.

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But I stay for everyone when I
say, from now on, we're gonna

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be a lot more thoughtful about what
we post online. Oh that's sweet,

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is what I would have said if
two minutes ago you didn't post this comment

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on my personal Instagram under this photo
of me and my three year old son,

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you wrote what disease he has?
I cannot change? And then you

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get some honesty. Now, let's
play this part real quick, just brief

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five seconds here. Listen it.
It's wrong to leave main comments or post

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comments just for Cloud, or run
your mouth on a podcast. And you

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don't consider the impact is you're twenty
four and stupid. All right, So

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about five years ago, she was
on a podcast. Your musical guest this

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week on Saturday Night Live was Jennifer
Lopez. Here is io on a podcast

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from five years ago. Today,
I was actually thinking about one of my

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favorite scams of all time because Jlo
is hosting or is performing at the super

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Bowl halftime. She is, which
is a scam in itself, in her

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whole career is one long scam.
Oh the longest con jay Loo can't sing?

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And did you know that Jlo doesn't
know that she can can't sing?

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Well, that's the thing that is. He's hit an interview and then she

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was like, I never knew that
people didn't think I could sing. I

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thought I could sing. Like she
thought that she was on she thinks she's

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on multiple tracks, but it's not
her. I think she like or she

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thinks that she's still good even though
like she's not singing for most of these

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songs, like right up to the
song will be like Jaylo didn't have time

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to make it to the studio,
like Jaela was busy. It's like doing

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what not singing? Obviously, Okay, Jaylo's career is a scam, and

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I think they did this on purpose. I mean, Jaylo is marketing some

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stuff for a new album and all
that. But it kind of makes sense,

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and they hit it in the first
sketch and I handled it that way.

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I'm sure it was talked about behind
the scenes or whatever. I did

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not get that reference until now,
Kevin, you've provided context and information.

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I'm told that it's a Shanti's voice
on a lot of those songs. Oh

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what j Loo's Yeah, can Jlo
not saying? I don't know. I

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don't even know any I don't know
He's fine. I don't know what jlo

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songs are. There is she Seline
Dion No, but who is Mikey And

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no one's like treating Jlo like she's
adele, you know, right, or

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wickedly talented. She's an entertainer,
she's a former. Now they put they'll

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do some things like that. Like
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in the Cold Open and I owe
like did the whole thing of like asking

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her about her comments on the Civil
War that Nicki Haley had from months ago.

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So like they're you know, they're
a little controversial. But this is

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where it came out too that they
have news. They had the news yesterday

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that they had booked Shane Gillis to
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with musical guests twenty one Savage.
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had either one of those in our
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draft. But Shane Gillis. Do
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Well, I think I know that
he was supposed to be on SNL,

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Like he got named as a cast
member, and then it came out that

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he had, I don't know,
said something one of the things. You

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can't say. He had said a
lot of things. What was wild about

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him is in twenty nineteen he got
fired from SNL a couple hours after he

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got hired to be on SNL twenty
nineteen. Cancel culture is on, you

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know, and so basically like,
it's good to see that it's let up

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though, you know, as we've
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I don't know, Kevin, I
don't know either. Oh man,

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the Pat Mahomes senior mug shots incredible. Oh boy, he was bussed happy

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so he uh, you know,
back then, some people started posting clips

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from his podcast. He'd done a
bunch of podcasts and that's what got him.

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There's one where he had used an
Asian slur we'll say it rhymes with

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the word drinks. He had talked
about, you know how nice there's there's

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a there's a difference in U.
There's nice and good racism too, and

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he made lots of comments included including
using a you know, a fake Asian

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accent, you know, things like
that he's a big comedian. Is he

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a big boy? Yeah, he's
kind of a big one. Yeah,

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okay huge, but yeah, I
watched a clip of this guy. He's

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got a big following. There's a
couple of podcast Coach where he used the

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R word and the F word that
Justin Thomas might call himself on a golf

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course. This exactly who you're talking
about. I'm surprised that SNL would,

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I mean, you know, I'm
really surprised that that this guy is hosting,

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Well, this is Saturday Night Live. Though. This is the whole

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thing, Like whatever people want to
say about it. From a pop culture

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standpoint, they do try to go
younger, they do try to get up

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and coming names. And they also
do try to get in the mix.

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And that's why they let Trump post, It's why they let Nikki Haley on

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the air last week. It's why
they're having Shane Gillison because it's a cool

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story in the Lord doesn't care like
Lorne's look good, it's good for business.

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Here we go. There's a podcast
clip and I don't know if I

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should play the clip because it's kind
of wild. Oh yeah, I'll play

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it. Here it is. This
is him on a podcast from in between

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the time that he got fired in
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so sometime in the last five years, on his podcast talking about if he

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was asked to go back to SNL, and here's what he said he would

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do. Dude, if I ever
get on SNL, I will Bud Dwyer.

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I'll be like live from my mouth
this gun. He said he'd go

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full Bud Dwire, which, for
those that don't know, he killed himself

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on Live TV and Pennsylvania back in
the eighties. Now, dude, that's

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a wild that's gonna be resurfacing all
week. That is gonna take off all

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week, Like, Hey, there's
the game. Say he's gonna kill himself

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on the air he's hosting Saturday Night
Live, except maybe not this week,

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but the week before he hosts,
which is the twenty fourth. That clip

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or You're gonna hear a bunch and
that's gonna take off, so kind of

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interesting. I didn't even get us
in twenty one seven. I know we

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have some Grammy talk coming up here
in a few minutes, but I had

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a moment where I thought someone might
bud dwire themselves during the during the Grammys.

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If you say Joni Mitchell, No, I'm not gonna say Joni Mitchell,

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My god, no, it crossed
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TVs. I mean, who would
do it? I'll just tell you I

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didn't. I don't know anything about
Olivia Rodrigo. Oh yeah, yeah,

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yeah, okay, so yeah,
And her performance was gorgeous, and I

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didn't know the song was called Vampire
and there's blood involved in the performance and

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the songs about Taylor. I don't
know any of that, but I loved

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it. I listened to the song
last night when I went to bed him.

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I had a badass song. What
a cool chick song? Rocks herl

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that's that tune was exceptional. Okay, did you see her last night?

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Yeah? So she starts singing,
It's this gorgeous song and then she kind

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of holds her arm up and there's
blood trickling down her arm. I didn't

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think it was happening, but I'm
like, imagine if some artist, as

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a form of art, did like
a suicide attempt or cut oneself live on

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stage at a live thing. And
I'm like, and then she got to

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the chorus where she said vampire and
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of on herself, and I'm like, this is art. This is beautiful.

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Didn't she great? But I don't
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it was not real. Blood.
I love when when when well, there's

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an award that she was up for
that Taylor and when it cuts to Olivia

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cam and She's just sighed ey and
like, eugh, Well, I don't

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know anything about any of these beefs. I don't care. I just thought

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it was an awesome performance. But
I was thinking, what if you did

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it? Like, what do the
cameras do? When do you leave the

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shot? When are you like,
wait, what's happening here? Pretty Bacob

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thoughts, Yeah, man, pretty
dark, holding up a why is it

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dark? She's holding up a bleeding
Christ? Was a vampire bit her?

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They see the vampire Sucker Blood from
movie. The song was called a vampire.

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I'm surprised you didn't know about that
song. Yeah, that song moron

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when it comes to top forty in
pop music, and that song has been

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on my radar for a while.
Well, I'm surprised. I'm not shaming.

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I'm going to kids it out.
You mean to send you these songs

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whenever they they had these these He
does not want you to do that.

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He does not want you to do
that. He goes two for two on

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albums very good, it was cool
last night. That was great among a

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handful of them. I will say
this, and I know we're going to

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get to it shortly, but I
think top forty pop music as it is

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right now is in pretty good hands. I really do. It's fine.

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It's fine, it's fine. I
used to hate it. I went ten

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years of like I want, like
six to fifteen of not listening to any

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pop music. Yeah, and now
it's like, you know what, it's

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all pretty good. It's all pretty
catching. I feel like I was in

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that boat of this is all trash. I don't I won't even and that's

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why I was so shocked by how
much I enjoyed the Grammys last night.

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I'm tired of hating things, though
I'm not hating things anymore. You know,

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I don't do it to hate,
but I just thought it was all

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bad. Some of it is,
As Jay Z will tell you. One

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performance was really bad last night.
Okay, I want to play you guys

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this again. Grammy's in a second. Get local here for a minute.

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Mansfield Police Department has released body cam
footage. This is Officer Chad Stevens.

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He's coming to the rescue of a
woman named Samantha. Samantha's driving, but

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she's choking on something. I don't
want to hear. It was not a

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banana, Cynthia. Now she was
choking on gum. What she was choking

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on her gum? So she's driving
on I twenty. She's pulled into the

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far last room with a g A
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and back. No hush, she's
choking on a mug. So she's choking

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on a gum. And then the
cop pulls up behind her and then he

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gets out of the car. And
she gets out of the car at the

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same time, and you're gonna hear
her. You're gonna hear cars driving by.

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It's kind of wild. You're choking. Turn around, surround, hold

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up, sitt down, Sit down
on the walls. Every righty here,

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stay flagged down. Fifty two hundred
block of Southeast Loop, Page twenty,

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white female. She was choking behind
the wheel. I got her stopped.

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I'm honder, I got the object
removed from her throats. He can start

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medics to my location, please,
okay, send down so much. He

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just set up for me and cut
the breath. Oh okay, old gos,

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I was looking for anybody. Okay, sounds like like that. What

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it was your gum? Yeah,
if somebody start a running me, she

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got scared. I couldn't sign a
comms' contra. Calm it up. I

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tried to find a star. You're
coming on. I just sign to breathe

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through the game. So I'm just
stuck in there. You're welcome, You're

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welcome. Yeah, it was just
stuck in dude. That is one of

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my secret biggest fears, especially living
alone. I've even looked up methods on

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how to heimlick yourself yeah, yeah, just in case. I yeah,

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I've got one of those. I
almost actively thoroughly chew food. Yeah,

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and it's it's easy to forget.
But I also think I have a fairly

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large throat. Oh mm hmm,
that's good, intel. I do a

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large, willing throat, like a
HeLa monster. I don't think coming a

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choke. They even have one of
those. It's like a throat plunger.

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You know what that is? The
kids really, Yeah, I've got one

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in the house. If that ever
happens to little Malkie, did you put

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it over their face and it basically
reverses and pulls the thing out if the

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little if you're slapping the back method
for Tyler, yeah, terrifying. Yeah,

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Choking is like I don't think about
it a lot, but when I

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do, it'll keep me up.
If you eat too fast the tea like

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slow down the way you eat it
a because it's good for you too,

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because your brain. But like if
you eat too fast and then it just

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covers up the hole in your throat. But she said she got scared.

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Someone swore in front of her,
and she took a deep breath and the

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gum gary and gums like sticky too. You get stuck there, and that

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was awesome, man, good good
on that cop. I like the end

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of You're welcome on my Way.
I like how the deed was done and

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small talk happened where He's like,
so it just kind of got stuck in

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there and she didn't hear him.
Oh thank you. He was trying to

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get her to sit down, and
he was like, we got medics on

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the way. She's like, no, like that. No, no,

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ambulance not doing that. I'm gonna
be driving myself with a compound fracture to

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a hospital one day in my life
because I'm scared of the ambulance fee.

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Boy, it ain't cheap. Honestly, it's terrifying. That's the that's scarier

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than the break. It was like
six years ago. But I will please,

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don't don't put me in that thing
that's like five grand. Can't it

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would kill me. My deductible's insane. Well, so yeah, it was

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like I had to take one because
I woke up one mornings like six years

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ago and I didn't have any motor
skills. I could not talk really and

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I could not I could hardly function, and I remember I was trying to

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get in contacted. Back then,
I wor just been in skin like say,

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I'm not like something's wrong, Like
I don't think I can come into

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work today. And I was having
trouble texting. I just did it was

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gone. That's scary. I don't
know what happened, why it happened.

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It was like a one day thing. But it's like the ambulance is taking

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me and I'm like, I can't
even tell you. I'm trying to talk.

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I consciously know what's going on.
I cannot say what I'm trying to

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tell you. I did it and
it was just sounded like stroke stroke voice,

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which this is probably how I go
right brand aneurysm or something like that.

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That's probably I'm not being dark.
I'm just saying like this is a

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thing that I deal with. And
sure enough I was like, man,

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I think even as messed up as
I was not being able to talk or

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send a functional text message, I
do think I could have made it the

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five to ten minutes down the road
and saved the three thousand dollars ambulance fee

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to take you under half a mile
away. Like if you could talk with

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you said, let me out.
Yeah, I think so, Roll me

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out. Yeah, I can't afford, but I couldn't communicate, which is

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horrifying, And that's why it happened
that once. Yeah, that's scary.

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Man was nuts. That's why I
should always keep an etra sketch nearby to

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send messages. You can talk via
the extra sketch. We're gonna get you.

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They so long, etch of sketch
up. If I couldn't ride on

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a path, sketchings come to those
who wait, Kevin, Does it makes

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sense? Guy got hit by a
train in Arlington, too dead lived thirty

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one. Conductor told officers he was
walking on the tracks when he was hit.

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Don't know why, but we know
because of having the conductor on our

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show. They can't stop the train. Was wearing a top hat and had

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a thin, long mustache. Yeah, running away, not that I know

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of. We're out there. There
wasn't a beautiful woman attached to the tracks

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with multiple ropes. Was everything black
and white and moving and fast forward.

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No with the music box music playing
the galley's desk kind of looks like the

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penguin. All right, I'm going
to strap you to a train track,

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Kevin, But you have to wear
that outfit I'll wear the whole outfit,

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but I'm not going to oft you
go in your sleep or whatever these ailments

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that you have. I want you
go out with a bank. Yeah,

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Me and me and Mikey will decide
when it's your time. Yeah. One

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day you just wake up rope to
the tracks. Then it time's up.

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All right, Yeah, but we'll
make the knots loose so like you have

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time to get out to wriggle out. I don't want to ring at that

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point. Check your pennies. Yeah, tire yourself, check your panties.

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Roll out of the way seconds before
the train gets you. Get to work

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just in time for Kevin at seven
and then Cat Kevin at seven. Ready,

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I told you we're not specifying my
segment, so I do eight.

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Coming up next, let's talk about
the Graham Grams. Yes, the awards

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that you all watched, unless you
didn't. We had a lot of stuff.

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We had some juice, we had
some gossip, we had arrest,

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we had hijackers and a lot.
The Grammy's next on nice, haven't one pri