It's just like the old radio show with the addiibility to swear a lot from
the mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep
Ram. It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship, trying to get the cameras on
here. Kevin, Hello, excited. I just rather have a series that
doesn't go seven with Ranger for ones. But other than that, I think
a seventh game in the NHL playoffs maybe the worst seventh game of any playoffs?
Would that be fair to say? Only in that like it never seems
to go the way the fans that I know, you know what I mean,
Like Bruins fans were just fucking destroyed yesterday. Is that the biggest collapse
in Boston sports history? No, the Red Sox, I'd still say the
eighty six Red Sox. Oh oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah,
they were up I'd say any of the Patriots losses in the Super Bowl
of the Giants would probably be up there too. Yeah, I mean,
this was pretty epic though they were. I believe the Bruins and I don't
know much about hockey, but you do and your kids play. I thought
they were the best team, not just this season, but maybe one of
the best in NHL history. This season they had the best They had the
most wins of all time, of all time, so they were the best
in NHL history. And you called it. You said to me they weren't
going I said they were going to the finals, and you said, no,
they're not. No, I knew they would. I've talked to a
couple of different Bruins fans before the playoffs even started. Now you are wide
in the regular season. Oh okay, well do you think they're just I
mean, look, everybody's exhausted by this time in the season. Everybody's banged
up, no matter what the sport is deep in the season. But hockey,
to me, is the worst. It looks the most brutal. I
think you have to be the best athletes. Skating office. Absolutely. That
guy for the Jets took the skate in the face, took seventy five stitches
that came back out. Yeah, period in a half later. It's it's
not interesting, insane, it's insane, But tonight the Rangers. I know
you're excited. Yeah, well you can right here before we know it.
Mark Hillman back in the house. I love when Hillman's here because always just
slowly, slowly, It's like it starts with a trickle and by the end
the information is a fucking tsunami that just comes out of his mouth of life.
It is some of the most interesting thing. Like we want to put
pictures of you, like peeking around corners in the studio, because you're a
watcher. I don't peak peak around corners. Probably, Bill is you have
a total misconception of what it's all about. No, you told us,
you said you I've never it's hard to explain you're looking from behind the door.
You're not. It's pretty easy, you know. And when I when
I do it again, I'll have everybody come and watch me. Don't looking
in the cameras. You can live stream. Yeah, you know what,
I freaking love you. Matt is here. He's the manager of BTBS.
Uh brought in a garbage plate pizza, which I've never had. I gotta
tell you, dude, your pizzas are amazing. Kevin picked up the one
topping deals that you have on Tuesday and Friday for ten bucks ten bucks dollars
dining or take out. It's crazy, It is crazy, like that's I
mean, it sounds like a loss to me. And I don't know that's
great. I mean, yeah, well I've always packed in there. Whenever
I walk in and pass, it's always packed. Yeh, kind of you
or staff. I've done a tremendous job at that place. Well, the
food is great. You even have chicken french on the menu. That's the
thing that's crazy. And then what I don't I didn't know much about prior
to talking to you guys, was the award winning sauce that you put on
plates, right, so it's a hot so you can put it on anything,
ken, Yeah, it's It's been put on a lot of things actually,
so like eggs and stuff with everything. Yeah, the breakfast pizza with
that is amazing. Do you only do breakfast pizza for the brunches or the
brunch? Okay? And I assume there's other things too. I could go
in there and get something else, so visually, yeah, the brunches,
the bunch sounds amazing. Yeah, do you ever do a beer mosa at
the brunch? We're looking to do a whole new mimosa menu, and beer
mimosa has been talked about. Yea, I love it because you know,
I happen to like beer a little bit. Yeah, maybe, so tell
because there's a competition with the is it local? It is? I don't
know much about this, okay. So it's the public Market. Yeah.
It's held by the Roster Association of the New York State Restaurant Association. So
it's Roster Chapter. Ye. And it happens to be next Tuesday this year
at the Public Market, So it's gonna be outside. They're taking a little
bit chance with the rain or anything. Well, I think next we supposed
to be nice and clear right now. Yeah, I like to say that
way. Yeah, it's a fun it's a fun thing. I mean they
usually get fifteen to twenty different restaurants in there. You get to sample every
sauce that you want, really and then you come back with a plate and
you get the sauce of your choice, and some people will even split the
plate and do like two sauces or three sauces. So it's really cool.
That's um. How's that? Yeah? That's yeah. Because when they do
these it's almost like a kind of like a beer taste where you can go
around and then I like this when I come back. So, but do
your feelings get hurt? They don't come back? Not a lie? It
is, I don't you go. I would be sitting there to going really,
what makes seris I tried that one it's not that good, or or
they make a face as soon as they say try it, You're like,
go fuck yourself. I have a funny story which you're going to enjoy.
There's a certain person in town has uh we use names out Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, I know exactly who you're saying, because can I just
say something? I know who we're talking about. And I went on the
bTB. I don't know know us. Your website. You have a website.
It's really nice, thank you. And I see pictures of people and
I go, is that? I go, holy shit? It is?
Yeah. Yeah. The sauce man so um my nephew works at Harama was
over and a round the client yep, and they have to get rid of
him, get rid of him because he yells at people who know like the
sauce you're kidding, You're kidding. I'm not sure your nephew is gonna be
real happy. You told that on the people. He yells at people.
Yeah, well I used to plow snow with his corvette, so that's true.
He's a good guy. I just jumped who makes who Who came up
with the idea for the sauce man. The sauce was originally done by by
Connie, the owner. Yeah, and it's been tweaked a few times to
make it even better. Yeah, over the you know, the last couple
of years. So how hard is that to come up with? Like,
I wouldn't even know where to begin. It's not it's not very hard,
you know. I mean, you're part of the tasting process. Listen,
you can only go to the bathroom so often to you. That's why I'm
thinking that when these people are at the Meahouse sauce kind of the runny joke
with Dino Kay, Yeah, you know he hosted every year. Is holy
shit, tomorrow morning's gonna be bad for a lot of people. But uh
yeah, even when we bottled it, um, I went with Kannie to
do it. And you have to go and it has to be tested for
acid and everything else has to be you know, regulated by obviously the food
and drugs, so you know, there's there's changes they have to make in
tweaks and man, me and Kannie, I think we felt like we were
going to die the next day because we must have chased it twenty five thirty
times. We had to taste it really so by the next day I was
like, oh, shot from you know, eating so much meat hot sauce.
But um, it was fun to do. It's fun to bottle it.
It's the number one selling meat hot sauce at Haramas, like Mark just
talked about, Wow, they sell about five You guys aren't even yelling at
people who don't like it. No, we try not to yell at people.
And it sells well at soho who bottles it? Who can right?
Local? Yeah it's local. Um, the guys out that Nathan Soups do
it. Okay, Yeah, very cool. That's really awesome. You know
what I I you look at things and I'll just bring this up. You
guys are doing well. You're a commodity. We want to come out,
we want to be socialized. We were, you know, all in for
two years. I don't know how BTV survived all that stuff. I'm glad
you did. In the hospitality really got got fucked and all that with the
with COVID more people, I just lost my complete train of thought. No,
no, no, no, yeah, how do you get people to
like try it? And I mean go, yeah, I'll I'll let me
have a little back because it's I mean, if it's number one, yeah
right, it's so a lot of it's taste us. So we do a
lot of events at Haramas and Dell's where we were there, and we can
give out samples and people try it. Bill Dell has been amazing behind this,
just a great guy. That was Dell's Delhi on English and Lompond,
great place to go. He actually puts it out with his breakfast sandwiches and
they that's the people use it for free. What I was going to say
is the web now right and we see things like bed Bath and Beyond going
away because right now Amazon wayfair all these things. But you can order hot
sauce and things from anywhere. But why not support local, come and get
this stuff? You sell it right in BTBS we do yea And then if
I wanted to what is it Haramas and Dells right now, it's for Emma
and Dells. We're very close to being a Tops next, okay, so
very close, probably within a couple of weeks. When you get at the
contest, I can you guys solve the contest? We cannot. They do
not. Let's sell out the contest, which is a bummer. Something out
when you get into a Tops. Is it just regional or is it so
we start with the store or Tops can actually make a decision on it.
Yeah, and that's something it's just in discussion down the road. Yeah,
but right now, we'd probably start at the mount Redtops, okay, and
they go from there. That makes sense. It's up to every store manager.
I actually believe it or not. What are you laughing about over there?
Nothing with the giant brain fart that I I couldn't That was like strokes.
I kind of thought that was funny. What are you where? You
fucking weez kid. I was getting so mad at myself. I'm like,
wait, I was on my waiting somewhere, and then all of a sudden,
I suppose I enjoyed that so much. I really did. Well,
there's nothing wrong to with enjoying that. It's fun to watch people struggle for
just a moment. I mean, I understand completely. It'll come back to
it a minute, right, And I think Mark enjoys watching people fuck up
to be he does. That's it's kind of sticks with the theme. It
sticks with the theme of Mark. That's a very good thing. See now
you love to go to BTBS. Yeah, I mean, yeah, of
course, I'm you know Knnie uh uh you know, worked worked at uh
BET's to Billy, so I know her. Wow, that's of course.
But clearly both of you guys know what you're doing, Matt, because that
place is Kevin says he was out there. It's packed when I went in
there packed. It's great location. When you do you know anybody who has
been the victim of one of these smashing grabs. Um, so I know
the guy that owns the comedy the Carlson Okay, So market believe it's you
know Mark, Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say, I think
it's Haresh might be the owner anyway, Yeah, I know Mark. But
these these smashing grabs the go God, it's like it's putting people out of
business. And they're stealing cars. Somebody had their car stolen at the Red
Wings game and there was somebody else and they're going, well, I paid
for parking. Well, that doesn't mean that their security there. It just
means that you've got a space, right and at least it's close and you
can walk and it's fairly well lit and all that stuff. But I go,
I don't know, this stuff is getting insane and it's starting to really
hurt businesses and things have You haven't seen much around where you are, right,
So we did have one incident of dicks, you did where they got
hit pretty hard really, um so that was pretty scary. Luckily, there's
a grease cop that monitors that parking twenty four seven. Yeah, just happened
to be. He was on the wrong side of the parking lot when that
happened, and mall security does a nice job, but there's only so much
you can do. So is because it happened so fast. The thing is,
it's kids, right, I think. And if you type in in
if you type in Kia Boys Boyz, but not not everywhere spelling it that
way, but there are stories everywhere Green Bay, Minnesota, Nashville starting to
get more and more. You know, it's all over the country that this
is happening, So it's not just Rochester, but man, it just seems
like it. I don't know if we were one of the I don't know
if we were what we call an early adapter to this ship or not originators.
You know what I'm saying. That's like, holy cow. Well,
you know, it's a lot easier in New York with Bowery Farm. You
can just you know, smash into a building and walk away with an Apparent's
another Yeah. I don't know if it was New York State or not,
but there was a thirteen year old kid who's gotten out. Now, I
did speaking to New York State. We did a show live last week and
Sheriff Baxter showed up and he was talking to me about some young kid got
arrested six times for this for stealing cars. Now, I don't know that
he was involved in a I see the kid. We attract pushing marks here,
who want to watch the I don't know if this kid was part of
smashing grabs, but he clearly had been in part of stealing cars six times.
Where is the I understand that the bail reform off. The way I
knew it was that if somebody stole a pack of gum. All right,
we're going really simplistic here. You weren't going to be not able to go
to work the next day, right. We wanted people to still be able
to live and make money and try to have I guess we would say an
honest living. I don't know, but it doesn't seem to be the case
here. And these kids don't even have jobs. They're not even going to
school, right, so what are we doing here? We gotta ask where
the parents are well, and we all know that. You know, there's
sometimes his zoia mom or sometimes a zoia dad. You know they'll be fair
both ways. But you got thirteen fourteen year old kids out there, and
you gotta wonder, Okay, you don't you don't know where your kids are
at all. No, I'm not saying I'm the perfect parent and I know
where my kids are all times a day, or that none of my kids
have ever gotten in trouble or myself. Yeah I've been in trouble plenty times
in my life. Yeah, me too, But you know, at some
point we learned from it because someone's repressions. Yes, I'm sure, just
kids checking around the unbelievable. Do they have a curfew still at them?
All? They do? Yeah? They do in certain days a week.
It's even earlier now. I think it's five o'clock now instead of eight o'clock.
Yeah, it's every day, every day. Yeah, wow, nobody
nobody abides. But somebody's supposed to be checking IDs or something. No one
checks IDs or anything. So you know, these these poor guys, they
really can't do anything, allow to touch you. Nothing. As they can
do is call nine one one, So they're basically just there to call nine
one one, which they have a drug line too, which makes it faster.
Sure, but by the time of ninety one one gets a hold of
the cops and they get there and not their fault. They're all over the
place. I never hear of any problems though, there's been a few problems.
Yeah, there's been some problems. There's been some big fights. I
think in December or November there was a lady or a guy that was smashing
in the cars and people in the parking lot over by the food court.
Everything seems to happen at the food court. It seems to be the gay
other joint over there for some reason. Really, so I don't know I
could keep it on that side. Yeah, please do it right at least
because BtVS. You walk in. It's like a friendly, happy joint.
Nobody's upset. It's great. You sit back fifty TVs. You can watch
you know, isn't true. There's a specific shot named after market BtVS called
the Watcher, the fucking worst shot ever. What is it? What is
it? But people do it? What is it? It's called uh,
it's a deep Betty Lemon and it's splash of sprite, chilled. It's called
the fuck Helman. Did most people take it to throw it over their shoulder?
Maybe? Probably? I watched if you drink it? Really? Why
is it called the fun hill? But what happened was was one of the
bartenders, um Um made it up in a different when she worked at a
different bar, and it was um, deep Betty Lemon, splashes deep Betty
Lemon, red bull splash sprite. So when we were doing it, no,
no, that was called just a helmet. So when when she came
over to tibet the Billies, she um, you know, we put we
started doing helmans all the time, but nobody was sleeping. So they took
the um because we're doing all the red bull. Oh I got you.
So we took the red bull out and that became a fuck Heilman molsto,
because he would be testing them to make the shot when they be three people
deep at the bar. Why my shot? Why a shot? And they
say, fuck you Hillman. So that's how the fuck Hillman? Wow,
that's Amy Crest for me. She's got a great personalities on the good side,
legendary bartender in town. See, that's what you want is people with
personality working behind your bar, people that can roll with things and play right,
do all that stuff. That's uh, that's the best. Um,
I know that you don't well, I don't know what. We don't know
anymore with him. Go ahead, you've learned more about marking the last few
weeks. Do you want to know? What? Do you want to know?
No? No, no, no, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Well, the teaser is this, Uh, somebody got arrested for something that
cops say was one of the grossest things they've ever or scene and it did
happen in the Greater Rochester area a while ago. I don't think to this
level, but this is like pretty pretty horrendous. I'll let you hear it.
And I think this is this would even creep you out, But I
want you to think of like I just think when I'll get things creep me
out. Well no, well, here's the thing that was. That was
I was thinking of what did you find out about somebody? Is what I
was thinking in my head that you didn't know, like if I just met
you, I wouldn't know. And then I thought, oh, wait,
I know a lot about Mark now because he's told us everything that's true,
told us everything. But um, what you know, you ever walked into
somebody's house and you see something, you go I would have never thought.
I would have never thought we'll get to that. Max bTB would fire Pizza
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You can go over there and he can get You're gonna get on special,
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Matt any day of the week. The multi award winning hot sauce,
which, by the way, if people wanted to go to that plate competition
next Tuesday down at the Public Market, how do they what's what's the time?
And do you know the entry fee? I believe I do not know
the entry feeld o got my head. I know what. I think.
It saves you a few bucks by going on to the Facebook page they have.
Okay again, if you look up the Rochester chapter of Nearest State Restaurant
Association, it will give you how to link. And I believe it's cheaper
to do it ahead of time. Yeah, it looks like the weather's gonna
be pretty good, sixty four and sunny. Yeah, so for May we'll
take that in Rochester. Obviously we don't see much of sun here, but
I believe it's a little cheaper. And there's gonna be fifteen, twenty sometimes
twenty five restaurants competing in this thing. Yeah, just amazing. It does
the beginning in the evening. Leave It starts at five o'clock o'clock. Yeah,
and they'll have a band there this year and everything. So come and
get the bTB barn and grill meat and hot sauce and fired pizza barn and
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have eight dollars burgers every Wednesday, every Wednesday, Taco Tuesday, Taco Tuesday,
and don't forget ten dollars one topping pizzas on Tuesdays. On Tuesdays and
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That's what you're gonna get. There is something very disturbing this. I don't
think it happened to this level in Rochester, but for a while it was
going on. Check this out. A Cumberland County man is accused of illegally
buying human remains on Facebook. Police say this man, Jeremy Pauly, tried
to buy human remains from a woman in Arkansas. Police have been investigating Paul
since the middle of June, when they received a tip he was buying and
selling human body parts. Police later conducted a search warrant, collecting three to
five buckets determined by investigators to include human brains, a heart, kidney,
and more. We've got more information on our website right now on this story.
Just head to Fox forty three dot com. What the hell does that
have to do with me? I didn't say you looked at me, and
I just said that you know things you didn't know about people. Now you
would look at this guy. He has half his face completely tattooed. Half
the white of his eye in one eye is black because he had a tattooed
black. And he has multiple piercings in his lips and and he has horns
coming out of his head. He had like stud put it in his d
to stick out. And I think another guy. Are there multiple Facebook because
that's never in the history of my Facebook come up on my phone. Okay
me neither parts for saying all right, So this is the thing that's really
weird because FOK or something. Maybe what was he doing with these things he
had him in I think according to some things that read five gallon containers in
his basement. This guy I saw him over the weekend in the New York
Post and then I go, I gotta find out more about this. He
is. He lives in Pennsylvania. So he was part of an oddities Facebook
page. You're into oddities. It was like a group page oddities, and
he found people. And but this was going through the mail, like they
were shipping all this stuff just through the mail. So this guy, I
think he's forty. The woman who worked I think she worked at the University
of Arkansas send him a bunch of stuff. And this is the one cop
says, this is the most bizarre investigation I've ever encountered in my thirty three
years as a prosecutor. It is May so Halloween, just the DA said,
just when i think I've seen it all, a case like this comes
around. This is a seasoned district attorney for thirty something years down in Pennsylvania.
So cops in Pennsylvania arrested this guy in August to twenty twenty two.
It's just getting to court now. Prosecutors said officers got a complaint of possible
human body parts sold on Facebook. Then a person called cops in July to
come out to the home. The caller reported finding possible human remains in the
basement of the residents contain inside several five gallon buckets. So these would be
the buckets you go and buy it like home depot, the orange pale that
there's got to be some stink in that base, That's what I'm thinking.
You think the neighbors will smell that shit, right, But unless it's coming
already in Famalbehi dried out, That's what I can't figure out, Like was
it preserved in some way? Is that what they're doing on that field home
and Hilton back. Ye, Well, they want to say this happened here.
That's why I brought it up. And now I don't think this is
the same thing. But they were selling too. I thought they were selling
like tissue and tendons and things for you could be walking around not knowing where
the tending came from, and it was from somebody who died in Rochester.
Now somebody's hard or anything like that. No, I don't think the organs,
but I think they were selling tendons and maybe even bones to try to
replace. I don't know if I don't know if they used those sometimes to
replace. It makes sense if you've got the right length went on parts or
parts don't you're gonna bring up length with mark right here, but the person.
So among the remains identified were human brains, heart, livers, skin,
and lungs. Some that means they pulled the skin off somebody. Now
a lot of times for cadavers, and I thought I thought I saw something
maybe sixty minutes a number of years back, saying they were having trouble finding
cadavers, so now they were going to like artificial because most people today are
getting cremated. I think most. I think that's just more popular and it's
cheaper now. And then I think a lot of people are freaked out to
donate their body to science. Would you donate your body and science? No,
No, you wouldn't do. Well. Body's a body, right,
you gotta be able to I mean, they're just gonna it's not gonna look
like going to burn for a while I don't want to hell anyway, my
question is how how are they getting these out of the university. I have
no idea. You gotta figure out there's got to be some way to get
them out of there. And you're not carrying them out in your briefcase.
Yeah, well they said, uh, those prosecutors at the time said this
guy had stolen those body parts from an Arkansas mortuar. Oh, the woman
had stolen from an Arkansas mortuary and shipped them to Pennsylvania for sale. Those
human remains were determined to be the property of the University of Arkansas. I'm
sure they have a medical school inside job, somebody inside this place. That's
what happened in funeral home years ago here. Yeah, it was a some
sicko doing it well, stealing without anybody knowing. But they were stealing like
somehow. Somebody came to them at the funeral home locally and said, hey,
we can cut you a deal if you get us tendons and things,
or you just maybe you just chop off from the knee down. We'll get
the tendons out, just ship us the leg Can you imagine what could you
like, what if all of a sudden that's coming to your house. You
know, you go, ohaz yeah Amazon, and then you get up there
and the bottom of it's all soggy, growat there's an odor they got away.
Well, yes, they know how to package it, you got it,
freeze it whatever they're doing. Yeah, it's crazy, that's crazy.
Um So how did this guy get busted? You think? I think somebody
probably turned his ass in, told on himself probably somehow. I just think
about how many times I've been put in Facebook jail for a stupid shit?
Wait, this guy? How many times been in Facebook? Four times?
For what? What did your stupid shit? You know? You know you
call some of an asshole? Or wait worse you know, Okay, all
of a sudden you're throwing in Facebook jah. But this guy's selling human parts
Facebook and it is it's the Oddities And I didn't even go look at the
Oddities Facebook page. Now I don't know anybody who has this. But you
can go and buy bones. There's something called I think it's called John's j
O n s Bones, John's Bones, and they sell mostly to medical schools
or institutions, but you can buy skulls and things like human skulls for all
with s J O N S B O N es John's bones. I like
the Kia Boys, not like the Kya boys with the boz. This is
John's Bones. And I think you can buy like skulls for over three grands,
some of them like intact or some are taken and it's all done for
educational purposes, I believe. But they'll even buy bones, like who has
a bone that? You know what I'm saying. If you have human yes,
that's responsibly sourced. But here's the question. Let's say let's say I
wound up with bones in some way. Wouldn't you want to know where I
got them? How did you get in possession of this? Like if you
came to my house and all of a sudden, I go, hey,
be careful over there. I just said I have my femorily. I don't
get it, chef freedom. I don't think I'm asking you to be honest
with you. No, it's not weird. Yeah I might. I don't
want to lose my leg while I'm my heirhouse, So I'm not asking.
I'm just sliding now. So this guy got turned in by his wife on
July fourteenth. His wife, Sarah, tipped off officers about a sale on
Facebook marketplace involving possible human remains. According to a criminal complaint filed by her,
that that's insane to me, Like what a lot of times you're married
right now you have a girlfriend, but you have a girlfriend. I've been
married, but I mean she didn't know about this forever. Well, this
is what I don't understand, because if you look at this guy, it's
it's unfortunate because we're gonna judge. But he's one of those guys you look
at and go. I could see him wanting to collect skin in some hearts
and organs. He looks like he's into Satanic rituals. I have no idea,
but that's what it looks like. But this, so you would think
his wife, if that were the case, was kind of into the same
thing. Half his face is fucking tattooed. He put horns in his head.
What he has eye tattooed like tattoo. But the wife went and did
it. So my question would be, what have you kept when you were
married? Did you ever keep anything from your wife? Nothing bad? Nothing
like that? Which one? But maybe how many beers I had? There?
You go, That's what I'm saying, big difference, big difference.
This is disturbing. But that whole website. You can read the description if
you want it. It's yeah, uncut medical skull. This is on John's
bones. J O n asked bo ns not to be confused with the MM
fighter right. The most rare of skulls on the market. This specimen is
preserved in its original state. A piece of such high quality is exceedingly rare.
The skull additionally features a unique mandible. Without any cuts to the skull,
one can appreciate the unspoiled majesty of the human skull. Originally donated by
an individual for the purpose of advancing medical science. The skull has found its
way to the public market. We're done with it. The skull is responsibly
sourced, beautifully preserved, and thoughtfully selected. Thoughtfully selected. Well, I
know that's what they say about a car when you go to auction. I
mean, you know what I'm saying that the way, it's a nice fucking
skull. Put that one in the good bile. Would you want a loved
one's skull? Oh me, yeah, No, you wouldn't want to loved
one's skull? No, And I'm glad you know there's more what it means?
What if? Okay, but how about this? Now your mom passed
on correct? Yes, yeah, would you want anything like if someone said
to you, hey, listen, well we can do is we can take
some of her skin and make a lamp. Oh no, no, one,
it's any farther. Sure, positive, all right? I know you
were very close with your mom. Yeah, but I don't want to fucking
skin. Well what now? What if he got really drunk and he had
mom's skull and he could recreate an argument he used to have with her,
and he put her on your hand and then like othello and you're yelling at
her. Mark would wonder why he wakes up in the morning and smashed all
our floor? What the fuck happened last night? For fifty bucks, you'd
have the skull of a three one five, a bunch of teeth missing because
someone have a full teeth and everything. But I mean, imagine the wife
turning the dude in like you got to be afraid that you're next. But
he's not. He's not killing people so that we know that he's just buying
them online. Man, there's got to be so much shit that goes on
in this country. We have no idea like something's happening right now. Somebody's
shipping something and don't they ask you is there anything hazard? Is dangerous?
Right? I guess you can lie about it, of course. No,
I don't have a skullar anything, and don't worry about it, just to
ship it priority for these This one had issues. It shows evidence of venal
nuts staining and a right side Mollard deeply impacted. WHOA Okay, well that
would be a tough thing. Things people have hidden from from someone. Oh
Jesus, somebody who said the fact that, um, this woman is still
paying her twenty nine year old son's rent. She handles the finances and her
husband doesn't know. My mother did that? Would your mother did that for
you? She paid your rent? Yeah, I mean see me money all
the time. But who was she keeping her from? My father? Your
dad he never knew? Well, yeah I don't know. Yeah he didn't
know. Made sure to mix it up with husbands. Uh, this is
there. I still smoke. He thinks I quit last summer, but I
smoke when he's gone. And I for breeze the garage. See that's nothing
compared to I collect heart skin lungs in a drum. I saved two hundred
dollars for every month for a guy's trip. We're taking to Vegas in December.
That sounds like fun. Yeah, absolutely, that would be a lot
of fun. You've been to Vegas. I have never been to Vegas.
You've never been to Vegas either, And he's a gambler too. Yeah.
I was gonna say, I'm surprised you. I think that's part of the
reason I've never been there. I might be smart. Yeah, he's been
a lot smarter than that. Well, I don't know about that. That
may be something that you need to keep from your girlfriend. And if you
go, did you ever keep things from your parents when you were a kid
all the time? Yeah? Do anything, Jesus, I don't know.
Well, I knew one. I think I've read that Pete Davidson because he's
always in the news, he's got a new girlfriend whatever. I thought.
He wasn't allowed to listen to Eminem, so he put eminem an EMINEMCD in
a Rod Stewart case. And his mother thought that he loved Rod Stewart,
so anytime they were to get other suit lay Rod Stewart. And I think
she even took him to a Rod Stewart Rod Stewart concert as a kid.
Yeah, somebody said, I hit a tattoo on my chest when I was
fifteen till I moved out of my parents' house. Always wore a shirt twenty
four hours a day. Parents never did find out. Even it'd be weirdly.
I don't think you can even. I guess I don't care because my
kids got tattoos. But I know, do you have tto? Do you
know? I have none? But my son has a couple. Jackson's got
a few. H Somebody said, I used to have this Teddy bear with
a voice box and the zipper pouch in its back. I had one of
those. I took out the electronics to hide some questionable substance. Paris never
had a clue I did that. I had a Nickey mouse bank and I
got weed and I stuffed it up the Mickey mouse bank and then suck it
up his ass. Yeah, in the bottom. So used to sit on
my shelf in my room. I had it since I was like two or
three years old, and then my buddies one time, because my parents would
go away, I would always throw parties, and that's all I was voted
most likely to be found looking for a party ten years after I graduated high
school. You know how they do, Where will they be in ten years?
I was voted most likely to be looking for a party, which made
my father thrilled. And it was so bad that some property got damaged at
a party because people had weekend helms. So people knew that no one the
kids knew no one was around, so they went and they parted at this
place. A couple of windows got broken. Stay Troopers shows up at my
house, wants to talk to me. I was not at the party,
but he goes, yeah, I know, I know, I know you
weren't there, but you know who was? I have no rat I told
nothing. Someone said I would always hide thongs and pants that would tie up
the side. This was my teenage clubwear. Oh yeah, I remember the
pants that chicks would wear that would tie up the side mark. No,
oh, I don't remember that. Do you remember that? Yeah? I
was a watcher back then. I I guess that's not much different than girls
putting on clothes over the top of clothes are not allowed to wear. Like,
yes, you got. I had a friend whose mom was They were
super religious and She would always bring an extra set of clothes in her bag
at school and she would change you know, it was like Flora Lane stresses
when she would leave and that was it. Somebody said I had gotten a
subscription to Playboy when I was a teenager, my dad's name. I would
always check the mail after school and intercept it before my parents got home.
One day, my dad go home early, and of course one came on
that day. I over heard my dad say, I don't know why they
sent me this. I don't know if he ever figured it out. You
imagine your mother give shit for the next week, you got, man,
that's terrible. Yeah. Yeah, I used to steal my neighbors Playboy.
Yeah really, yep? Why am I not surprised? Did anybody get Penthouse?
That was always a little too always like Penthouse? Yeah, yep.
I like the Penhouse letters. Yeah, yeah, I want to write one
now they still do that. I don't know if they do. Oh I
got to find out. Yeah, they used to have on the page.
Do you remember what the lipstick was in the shape of? Um no,
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a dress for the job you want, Mark, and not the job you
have. That's right. I just got a text that my youngest son,
who's thirteen, got out of tryouts for basketball. I don't think he's ever
played basketball in any capacion Jamison, So what's up? Would you not?
Then got back from crushe yes, was so. I was just saying,
we're on the podcast and you're trying out for the basketball team. Yes,
sir, how did it go? Uh? It wasn't good, they said.
But if I'm gonna make it, I'm wouldn't likely gonna be if I
want to play the position I want to play. Yeah, like I'm going
to I'm gonna have to be a back up. I can't have to be
a field Okay, So you just keep working and working in and then you
know, you outwork the other guy and you'll get there. What's the position?
Yeah, shooting guard, but I kind of want to play sonos and
some kind of big Yeah. How how taller you compared to the other guys?
How much taller? Uh? Well, we have a kid on our
service. It's something so probably, but maybe like a few taller. So,
well, this is kind of cool, and you got new sneakers and
everything. Yeah, all right, so what do you think this is?
Uh? When does practice begin then? Uh? Summer season? Yeah,
you have a game because we have a game before we have our practice.
Okay, well this is kind of exciting. I'm really glad you're trying basketball.
I think that'll be great for you. I think you'd be very good
at it. Any of your buddies on the team, who's that Alaman and
Payton? Than okay, good? Have your brother teach how to dunk?
Yeah, Jackson gets show you a dunk? All right? Well Jamison,
you beat him before? Yeah? I bet Jackson's like six seven sixty eight.
So yeah, he's a monster because when he when he runs up to
shoot, he's always like swinging the ball around. He doesn't him. All
right, Jamison, good luck, I'll talk to you later, all right,
love you, love you too. Bye Bye. There you go.
Mark. I don't know if anybody heard of this story. I don't know
if it's real or not. Oh Jesus Christ. This is supposedly a woman
got so turned on by a performance from the Los Angeles Philharmonic that she had
a very loud and full body orgasm. It's funny. You see that really
from talking to a lady having an orgasm on an RPO show or not an
RPO I watch American idol or the voice. If one of the singers is
like perfect and sings this perfect song, I kind of get tears. Oh
tears. I was gonna say, Okay, I was gonna say a full
body orgasm would be different, though, No, yeah, this is now.
Somebody said that they weren't really sure what happened, and they thought that
the woman had a medical condition. But other people said, I saw the
girl after it had happened, and I assumed that she had an orgasm because
she was heavily breathing and her partner was smiling and looking at her like in
an effort to not shame her. It was quite beautiful. This sounds like
total bullshit. He has, yeah, you know. A third person said
the woman's apparent moment of pleasure was wonderfully time to a romantic swell in the
melodies. It's over, and he added, one can't know exactly what happened,
but it seemed very clear from the sound that it was an expression of
pure physical joy. Now I do wonder have you ever seen these panties that
they sell, or there's some kind of toy that somebody puts somewhere on their
body and then the other person gets to the remote control. We did that
on Weez Show. We did yeah, yeah, somebody came in and actually
put him on and did it. When was this thirty years ago? Wait?
They did? Yeah. Technology is better than it's bluetooth. Yeah,
yeah, I had I had an extent. We did this? You did
yeah, okay, where, oh, anywhere? You can say anywhere,
but let's say like you go over to her parents house anything like that.
Never did that. She was older by then. Totts Restaurants as came was
the best as really well, it didn't. Now if you hit at the
right moment, no one would know because everybody's cheering, right. I would
never do that. I'd do it when it's quiet during the national anthem.
Now, did you have any kind of tell that you would know that it
was kind of coming? Like she'd see you do some move and she didn't
know. Shit, she didn't know. She just sit there and squirm and
jump around and really try to keep quiet. Yeah wow, I love this.
How about Jim or do it like just walking around wagments. Yeah yeah,
yeah, because then they have a hard time walking because now you can
turn you can turn the vibration up as far as you want, and you
can go as long as you want to. Wait, who's got the control
for all? You do? You have the control for this? No way?
Yeah. So they put it right right in their panties. And then
you know, you hit it when you feel like and you can hold that
button as long as you want. You can turn it up and down.
Wow, that's crazy. It's like a car starter on your keys. It
is exactly. Yeah, get it all warmed up before I get in there.
And you're like a little kid, you know, you just want to
keep hitting the button. Yeah, bitch, watch this man. I wonder
you know that could be a good giveaway. Oh yeah, great idea,
you know what I mean? Yeah? Like, and then you have to
film it. Do you want me to go to um? Do I want
you to go where? Show World? No? I don't want to.
Didn't. Get them to sponsor the show, and they can give it to
you for free, and you can say, test it out. We get
show World to sponsor and then yeah, we get some people to test it
out, film it. Yeah, Marco Watch. Yeah, yeah, I
worked. I was hired at show or least summer to work there, and
I never went. I never took the job Show World where over on I'm
out Reid, I'm out Reid. Yeah, And why wouldn't you go?
Oh no, I just attack of conscious all of a sudden. Yeah,
so wait, you went all the way through, like the interview process and
we just walked in and was like we talked, and she goes, do
you want to it was an overnight job. Yeah, and like they're twenty
four hours, Yeah, they're twenty four hours. It wasn't. My man
wasn't anywhere? Yeah, they can't. Probably No. Yeah, Now I
need to know what's the interview process that was? Exactly? Where do you
want me to go through the interview? Yes? What is the interview bill
for a job at shows? At my resume? You brought a resume,
there's indeed it was indeed. I'm not kid, sorry, sir, you're
qualified. Wait, you looked on indeed and you found the job in show
World. I would have see if you told me it was Matt's girlfriend story.
She found it on. She was probably looking what's she looking for?
No, so she's a recruiter. So she's out there looking and all of
a sudden she sees us add and she sends it to me and market a
text and she goes, this is fucking perfect for you, Mark, So
I applied. She's saying it to be funny or she really think it was
a little bit of both, little bit. Yeah. I mean he probably
get a store discount, so same a lot of money in the long run.
Yeah, and why I don't want anything from there? All right?
So you can buy these on Amazon, you can buy anything. You can
buy body parts. They're not they're not too expensive. That's ten bucks,
but these are ten I saw something for like four. I don't think those
are. Yeah, don't worry about it. Doesn't get too well, calm
oh, ask Mark about Buffalo can out words on that. We know that
story. Why haven't Buffalo the Buffalo story I told you about? Oh yeah,
girl met Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
So wait, take me back to the whole process with this. You actually
apply, So did you go on Indeed and send your resume in on Indeed?
I did? Man, I hear all these aps for Indeed, but
I guess sure, why not if you're looking for somebody. Why wouldn't you
go there? Do you think the people that indeed snickered a little bit when
they saw when this was far? They didn't give a shit. It's money,
all right. Have you seen some of the people that worked there at
show World? Yeah? Oh yeah, I don't know. What's the one
on Brighton Henrietta Town Line that show World? Okay? Do they have one
in Waterloo as well? Yeah? Down by the Yeah? Yeah four.
Don't they have one down off of Mount read too? Or that was the
one that Oh so you went down? Yeah, I know the one.
It's kind of in an industrial part amount reading No One. It's not far
from the little speech shop off Emerson. Yeah, yeah, yep, okay,
all right. So they called me and I was like, all right,
I'll go in. She hired, she looks, brings the resume up,
and she looks and she goes, you're really overqualified. I go,
well, I had a job, and she goes, well you start?
Do you want to start tomorrow night? And I'm like all right, So
what did the job entail though? Just some cashier, that's it. And
the stockshells yeah, I'm sure stocktail yeah, to put away some dildos.
Put away up to dildos panions. You know, did you now were they
gonna train you? Were they gonna bring somebody in and train you? You
would be with somebody overnight for the first couple because I don't want to see
what kind of characters going there. I'm thinking that they have regulars. You're
thinking you want me to take this job? Now? What should I take
this job? No? Jesus like you do whatever you want to do.
But I'm just saying, like love that. Yeah right, Markhamston all tired
good, A lot of vibraining going on last night. So wait I am.
I am curious as to like, what are they going to train you?
Yeah, they're gonna train it. I think overnights they had two people
there. Oh well that would make sense. Yeah, I would think you'd
want two people. Know, it's not like working at Red Front Liquors by
myself. Now, did they also sell lingerie and closing Andrea? They sell
you know, videos which they still have videos? Still videos? You have
DVDs? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, so still DVDs. And
then I would assume mostly toys and mostly yeah, that's most of the lot
of cuffs, handcuffs and sky up things. Yeah, masks for bondage and
shit like that. Sex swings, sex swings, yep. Ye, you
would have been in your glory, buddy, I don't think so. I
think you would have found new people to watch. I don't know, but
there would have been cameras all over there. Did we did? We not
go through with the girl from the king What makes But what my deal was?
She figured me out right away? What your deal? What is your
deal? My deal is? What woman fetish is? What's your fetish?
We already went through it. I don't remember, all right, what's watching
watching right right? Right? Yeah? And she says it's normal. Oh
yeah, yeah, well that's your fetish. I thought it was something else.
Well, there's more to it, but I don't want to get anywhere.
You really want me to talk about this? No, I know,
but here's what my curiosity is like. Okay, see, you could have
had this job which may have brought you more of that when you think about
it, Bill, you know, do you know that area at all?
It's a rough area. Yeah, that would have been more of that,
would have almost bed is working at the liquor store. Yeah, okay,
it's a liquor story. You got a little bit of protection. This place
is wide open. Its wide open. Yeah, you imagine these days.
I can't believe they don't get robbed on a regular that is true, right,
unless they're not mostly not cat I mean, how about even the restaurant
btbs a lot of cash on hand. Most people are paying cards. It's
card Wow, that's crazy that I changed a lot last probably three to four
years. Yeah. Well, I mean with COVID, do you think some
people may not want to touch money? What do they say? One of
the dirtiest things is money? Right? Obviously they go to show world and
then they go see some strippers and who knows what those dollar bills have been.
Uh? So I want to know about like you and how you would
approach somebody like, how do you do you're scouting? What are you talking
about? For your fetish? You're watching? You got to do a scout?
I know the girls? Yeah? But but but but you didn't know
the girls originally? Yes they did. No, I'm saying you had to
meet them first girls that I've known, though, these are for how long?
For a while? Okay? So how do how do then do you
broach the subject? I want to do it all right, you got to
have baby set here four of those shots. Yeah. I started twenty years
ago. Yeah, I was friends with somebody and she was all into that
stuff. How do you know she would tell you, well, yeah,
she found out what that's when I was coming out from that. Well,
that's when I was coming out realizing what I what I liked. Yeah,
So she kind of brought it out of me a little bit. So after
her, then I went, you know, I started, you know,
I started hanging out with other girls who are usually my friends. Okay,
and then I don't want to know the dude, And actually I got a
funny story okay, for some reason after I left. When I left Time
Warner, Um, I got a lot of money. I got uh,
I got my sufferance and I and I got uh and I had my four
O one kay okay, and I forgot who it was, but it was
me, Matt and his late wife Blair, and we were talking about,
um, somehow I was going to pay somebody five thousand dollars to watch I
can't remember who it is now for the life me. I was trying to
think about this in the way in man, that is some easy money,
right, I mean, you can't be the only guy in this town.
I mean, look, we just heard about a guy who's fucking buying body
parts on Facebook. Do you realize like you could be a you could make
your own stuff? So I gotta be so funny. If it was like
Mark's I view could really make a business out of us. Yeah, Mark
Brown Eye View. Do you want to finish my story? Yes? Yes,
I'm the hallway from Marcus. So I offered so many five thousand I
can't remember the whole way to your balls. So we're in a We're in
a in a Dominican republic. Yeah, and you know how he told you
that I don't want to know who the guy is. Yeah. Yeah,
you went to the Dominican Republic with with Matt Okay Blair was his girlfriend at
the time, and then another friend of ours. Okay, so I got
Blair got wind that I offered somebenty five thousand dollars someone on the trip.
No, it was somebody back at home, and I got do you remember
who it was? Yeah, but I'm not going to disclose that information.
I'm really curious when Off Ferris, I want to tell you this. Okay,
So Blair, all of a sudden like goes like this. She goes,
fuck, she goes, what the fuck's wrong with me? You don't
want me to pay me five thousand dollars? She goes, go fuck yourself,
you asshole. She was all pissed off because she wanted you know,
she's like five grand. I don't give a fuck. But it was with
man, She's like five thousand dollars. You can watch me as many times
she wants, and I can't. I can't. I can't watch man.
I said no, I said no standards. So she got all, Man,
you've got standards. I don't. I don't want to know them correctly.
I don't want to know the dude. Yeah, but you see the
dude. I don't want to know them personally. I don't want to I
see the dudes fine, high five after a good job. I don't even
talk to him. Do you imagine like I would let you come in five
grand? You don't even have to let him in, just he'll stay in
the hallway. Hey Mark, how am I doing? Buddy? That's five
minutes I average spent my legs five thousand dollars. Do you get to be
like the offensive coordinator? And pretty much no you don't do that. You
don't sit there and go. You don't sit there and go. It's that's
really a dumb question. Why is it a dumb question? It's not even
go over what you want before it happened. Oh, before it happens.
You come in already go hey, look you go, you talk to the
I will talk to her and we'll play the trying offense. I want to
see this. I want to see that. I want to see that you
do. Yes, wow, I didn't get either. So the home menu,
and then you have to have you gone to see a couple more than
once? Yes? Okay, yes? How many times the most you've ever
seen one couple? Um, five or six times? Five or six?
So that would you be sort of a regular? Is that? Well?
I mean he's like you can regular at the bar. Mark I knew,
I knew her. Okay, I know you know her? Right. So
my theory was with this Matt, was that these were chicks that Mark would
love to have bang but he couldn't. So I don't think anybody. Mark
doesn't like having sex. He likes watching it. Okay, he literally does
not want to have sex with a woman, but he loves to watch it,
all right, So let me ask you this, what's on your list
of things that you like to see and don't like to see, Like,
what's your I don't want to see any of that toe sucking. I'm not
a sucker wants. I don't know. I'm not comfortable with that question.
What do you mean you're not comfortable you've gotten this far? I know,
but that's kinda weird. I have to think about that, all right,
all right, yeah, doggie, I would assume sixty nine. No,
I knew it anyway, could get it out of you, all right.
But then sometimes if you've gone multiple times, now you kind of know the
guy, don't you. I didn't know the guy. Yes, you did
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because of this yea. Yeah, did you guys like get her go
out and have beers or anything? Yes? Actually so, Actually I think
we're talking about the same couple that was a five thousand dollars couple, So
I don't think so. Do God, have guys ever gotten upset with you?
Yes, after you watched or prior in the middle of it. I
almost got my fucking ass kicked in Wait, in the middle of it.
Yeah, he changed his mind. Hang on, let's just pause. There
he's in the middle of banging his wife and he gets upset with you.
Something had to happen. I didn't do anything, I swear, all right,
did you sneak into the room and look? Oh I was paid?
I paid and you know, yes, I paid for my ticket. Y'all.
The sun got pissed off. I'd like to speak with a manager not
totally satisfied with my service today. All right, hanging, I want to
hear about this story, and then I have there been other times? Has
there been multiple times where a guy has gotten mad because of this kind of
stuff? Well, I was hanging with a couple of for a while.
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Game seven on we're here in the studio with the Devils and the Rangers.
It's like a lot of Rangers fans went across the river tonight. Yeah,
a lot of New Jersey can't. Can't blame him, you know right
there? Probably how much were Yeah, I was gonna ask you how much
tickets go for? I don't know. That's something I got to look into
next season with the Sun going to school near New York. Yeah, take
the train in from New Haven and catch a game at the Garden for once.
Uh. The Amorics meanwhile, going to a game five, This one
is secusly. Why so long between games? That seems to like cool you
off? Doesn't I don't know why they're doing it spending both weekends. Yeah,
I know, I remember that. I thought there was a reason.
I don't know if there were other things booked at these arenas, I have
no I don't know, but it just seems like you lose momentum. Yeah,
mentally, it could be why they lost the first two and then one
the next two because they have a week off to prepare. Yeah, that's
the only thing. But May sixth, at the Upstate Medical University Arena,
puck drops at seven o'clock. I was looking on Craigslist just to see if
anybody had tickets. But I'm seeing and I've been getting calls, Hey,
man, can you get me a hook up for the PGA. I'm willing
to pay, and we know people who you know, members old killing stuff.
So but I'm looking. I just happened to go. I thought that
would be interesting how much people were paying for tickets nowadays, Like we heard
about Pearl jam nosebleed three hundred dollars. What the fuck? So I wanted
to see what the amborige tickets were going for. None are up for sale
that I could find, but the PGA. Somebody had an exclusive package,
I think a two day deal you got into some hospitality tents. I think
there were more for the practice rounds fifteen hundred bucks, but it was I
think it was a pair you got with the fifteen hundred. It still seems
like a lot for that. Well, hey man, if you pay five
grand to watch somebody, these people are gonna pay fifteen hundred to watch some
guys play golf, right. I just saw Errol Smith is going on final
playing Buffalo in January, and I want to know the last time my Sylesmith
was ninety three and I think the tickets were twenty seven bucks at Bluegrass Arena.
Gonna assume those aren't that going to be that chief? I think the
nosebleed for the Eagles last year was like four hundred bucks. No shit,
Eagles. Glenn Fry was just here. Excuse me, Don Henley. It
was just here last night for the Rochester Music Hall of Fame because their musical
conductor. I guess it's from Rochester. Character. Yeah, went to McQuaid.
All right. So when we we took a little moment here and I
asked you have you ever had trouble with anybody's husband? And you said you
almost got your ass kicked in the middle of the act. Yes, why
were you doing something? No, he's just freaking all of a sudden decided
that he Um, were your pants on or off? It doesn't matter,
Yes, it does does It doesn't matter, It doesn't. So your pants
are off. You're in the corner, right, and he's getting pissed off
at you. He was fine. All of a sudden he got pissed off
at her and then pissed off at her. Yeah, because he was uncomfortable.
He was probably uncomfortable at first. No, I'm still waiting for that
refund. You're supposed to get the money backing. I think I would No,
the charge of your credit card and he taught to your manager, Terry
Springer pan did you did you ask for the money back? No? But
I think that you should give them money back. Well, it was only
morally correct. I mean, how long before it happened? Was it a
while? Was it quick? When he when he got married? It was
it, you know, five minutes. It was right into the thing.
All of a sudden, he just snapped. He's like a lunatic. Anyways,
Okay, No, had you watched them prior? No, this was
the first time. Yes, Okay, are you completely naked when you watch
No, okay, just depend well wait, let me ask you this dressed
like Winnie the Pooh, Yes, Donald Duck, no pants, but a
shot Bernie. Right, that's amazing, that's amazing, that is amazing.
Oh my god, you're a muppet. All right? Did you say that
once? I remind you of a muppet? I think? I think asshole.
That's a very assholes thing to say. All right, so what so
what happens that he almost kicked your ass? I don't understand. Did he
come at you? No? No, he didn't come at me. He
just flipping out. Yeah. Yeah, and that that obviously killed the moment.
Yeah. I killed the moment, and I pulled my pants up and
got the fuck out of there. Okay have you seen her since then?
Yeah? Have you asked her for your money back? No? No,
here's the thing. Yeah, I'm a terrible fucking business person. Oh no,
shit, I totally am. She's fucking tell me something I didn't know.
You know what I saw that? Un indeed a terrible business person.
Hire me. Can I call her an ask her for the money back?
No? I know someone, I know someone we can call and ask for
the money back. What wait, don't, No, no, you can't.
Why why would someone this happened to you before? All right, do
you make deposits or something? Half up front, Here's what happened. Oh
boy, we set a date to when we were going on and I didn't
even turn on the cameras again twice. Now go on, Mark, I'm
listening. We set a date to when we were gonna do this, but
I couldn't do it because we were going to enter come Christmas party. So
we decided. So she was she was like, well, she goes,
can you pay? Can you you know, pay for it? She was,
Oh, I didn't, won't screw you over, you know, because
there's history there. Okay, okay, okay, So talking about are we
talking about the couple the guy get mad? Are you talking about different situation?
We're talking about the situation of Yeah, I don't think he understood that.
It's a different couple. It's a different situation situation, yes, but
it's a single girl, right, yeah, but she had a guy that
was gonna come right, right, but it's a different couple. It's he's
not talking about anymore about the couple, that right? You got that right?
Yeah, I got that it was a different couple. But and uh,
forgive me, I am paying attention to I'm listening intently. I just
had to start the cameras again. So, um, here's my So what
happened then? I don't understand. So I couldn't you couldn't go the night
that they Yeah, so she said can you uh, can you give me
the money? And she goes, we'll do it next week. Okay,
and he gave her the money. It never happened. No, did you
try to show up next week? You're not gonna hey, no, because
they didn't live together. It was just a random dude she hung out with.
Okay. So yeah, the advances, no more advances anymore? What
okay? Well, how much of advance did you get? I gave her
the full amount? The full amount? What was the full amount? Do
you remember? Okay, we got to call this woman. No, you
want to listen. To get the money back? You go to the PGA
some practice rounds here, you go, wow. Then you do you see
her to this day? Yeah? Well I don't see her, but I
you know, um, we're still acquaintances. Yeah, you're still Facebook friends.
Yeah, we're still Facebook friends. Do you ever send her a message.
Um. We talked about it a lot, and she was like,
I can't do She was, it's not you know, I can't pay you
back. I don't have the money. She goes. You don't think I
feel awful about this. Where did the money go? I don't know.
It wasn't put into a sex trust apparently. No. Okay, well let
me ask you this. So you didn't watch the deed happen. Did she
do anything else to make it justify? No? No, that's the problem.
She already see this is the problem. She already had the money,
so she didn't have to do anything. Yeah, you know I have the
money. Fuck you basically, yeah, And that's what happens. And I
have to be careful in this because I've done this before once and now my
now a new rule, if ever happens again, is that it's money.
You know, money goes right right before the event. So we know a
few lawyers. You could draw some contracts up there, you lawyer? Actually
I could. Actually that's funny. No, I don't I have text message?
I could? I could. I could take her to court for that.
Well I think no, I don't even say take somebody to court,
but you should like even an NDA like nondisclosure agreement, So it's not talked
about even though you sit here and tell it's all about it. He doesn't
talk about names though, So it's okay, that's true. Yeah, and
you don't. What I'm saying is for yourself. Let's say you were somebody
who wasn't trying to get a job overnight at show World. You actually were
somebody of substance. I'm teasing you, by the way, but he's insulted
me. I mean, this has got Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones got a
lot of problems because it's in Dan Snyder. If you think about the same
kind of situation, right, yeah, I mean, like if you were
one of those guys, I would assume that people. I think there's a
lot of stuff that goes on people or people. You're not unique. I
mean you're unique that I didn't know anybody who did this, But that doesn't
mean that there aren't probably a couple of thousand right where we right, I
mean, look the King Society. You don't think they're all peaking. Come
on, yeah, So, I mean there is that voyeuristic thing. So
I don't think it's but I wouldn't be surprised. I would be surprised if
someone of power wanted to get into this and was willing to pay, and
you knew it was going to be steady money, right the person on the
other end, right, that there would be an NDA. I mean,
look, I mean we had a president who paid a porn star hush money.
Because I don't think there was an NDA. I'm just saying like,
I don't know that it would be that bad. I don't, honestly,
I don't mention names. I actually don't talk about why. I don't want
you to mention names. I don't. I'm never I love hearing your stories.
I've never mentioned names on that I try. I try to keep it
as low down as possible as I possibly can. But this one I got
screwed over, so I can't really. You know, I have no problem
talking about this, well, but you're not naming the person. No,
no, So again, it goes along with everything else you've talked about.
But I wouldn't be surprised. That makes perfect sense. Somebody gets the money
they're not going to deliver. Yeah, absolutely right, And it's happened more
than once. Because I'm a fucking idiot. Well, I think sometimes you
started thinking with the wrong head, like the other guy. Like every guy's
been in a situation where they you know, they have screwed me over.
Yeah, are people that I've been personally good friends with us. But then
the other thing is they don't also don't want they figured you don't want that
out? Well, do they want it out? Because everybody knows. Everybody
knows with Mark, everybody knows. Everybody in your circle already knew, though,
guy in your circle, you know everybody knows. Yeah, you're very
open about them. Well, so what else where? What else did you
almost get your ass kicked? Um? I was I was hanging out with
a couple and um, I'll never forget what I was sitting that. I
was sitting in the back at the Billies and I'm like, oh shit,
he I was kind of like hook the guy wanted to hook up with me
more and I never and I wouldn't know what he wanted. Yeah, he
wanted more for me. What do you mean more from you? He like
wanted to hang out and stuff like that. I said, I'm not I'm
not into that. So so was he was he bisexual? Yes? Okay,
so he was bisexual, and he wanted a piece of you. Right.
Well, I was kind of flattery, well kind of yeah, so
LEAs attracted something guys like, no, I'm teasing you, so okay.
So he found text messages with me and her and what we were the text
messages, Yeah, they're pretty bad. What do you mean, like things
he wanted to do to her? Yeah, we were going over some stuff,
you know, going over stuff that you would do or she would,
you would want it, we both would breaking down film all right. So
we well, no, here's my thing, like he said, already,
I tell couples my preferred stuff. So I didn't know if you're texting going
hey next time? Were kind I've known her for a while, we found
out. Yeah, So otherwise it was an a fair type of thing.
I never time, it never happened. I was just done. It was
just the guy got he got a hold of it, and he was gonna
come down there and he was going to kick my ass. Yeah. When
was the last time you were in a fight? Never? Never been a
fight? No, m good. When was the last time you were in
a fight. Uh, it's been a long time, yeah, right,
but but I've been in a few I'm you know, deserved to get my
ass kicked in a bunch of times, but I'm usually saved. So yeah,
Matt a bunch of times. Really, it wasn't mad. It was
always Actually, I'm pretty sure that last situation he was just talking about,
Yeah, he's the last save I hit made for him. Really. Yeah,
So why don't you say, the guy, why don't want to kick
my ass? You run into you wanted to do other things to my ass?
Just that's right, that's right. Now you want to kick it,
that's right. I think it's more of respecting, like if you're in that
kind of situation, yeah, you don't you know, you don't fucking cross
the line, cross the line. And I told him that he was definitely
fucking wrong, right, you can't help yourself, Kenny, No, I
can't. No, no, what I'm saying, Like I think most guys,
you get too far down the road and all of a sudden, it's
like, ah, and you don't think you're ever you don't think you're ever
gonna get caught. Yeah, you think that you're gonna you know, you
think that it's fine, it's gonna just you know, you don't think you're
ever gonna get caught? Can you get caught more than you don't get caught?
Now? Now? Yeah? Yeah, now with the way technology technology
and stuff like that, Yeah, you're telling yourself you get away? Yeah?
What else? How many times you feel almost get your ass kicks?
It seems like a pretty risky thing. Then it is a pretty risky thing.
Is that part of the appeal? No? Not at all, not
at all. But that's why I that's why I know the girl. I
don't ever go I've never watched anybody that I didn't know, okay, so
always have to know. Yeah, okay, yeah because of that that reason.
Do you ever watch somebody and just walk away really disappointed? Oh?
Fuck a lot? Really? Oh yeah, come on, more than that's
probably more than you. Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah? Some
people really freaking suck. They do. Oh yeah. And do you think
that like they're uncomfortable because this is that they've I just think that they I
just don't think they're any good at it. You think it's like the same
situation though, Like you meet this hot girl and you're like, holy shit,
your imagination shit is gonna be amazing. Yeah, and then you fuck
her and it is lame. As fuck and you walk away going wow,
that was a waste of time, the same idea, right right, yeah
yeah yeah. Now have there have been people that just wowed You're like,
man, I never saw that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah absolutely. And
do do they raise the price the next time? Yes? Do they really
know? Um? They don't. I'm one time watch one time we did?
Um yeah, one time we did. But most of the time no,
it's the same guise. Yeah, I'm surprised. I would think that
you could turn this into a voyeuristic I mean I would assume that if you
search some of these porn sites I always make fun of, like stuck worn,
yeah, which I think is just I think I saw one one time
and maybe laugh. I think I saw one I looked. I don't I'm
not a big I like to play it up, but I'm not a big
porn I can careless. But I would think that go ahead, go ahead.
I was gonna say, I think that you could. There's probably a
voyeuristic genre out there, like on on porn. There is. But the
thing is, I don't like porn. No, I'm not saying, so
the fuck what you like watching? Mak it? Sell it and then take
that money and reinvest in it. I could do that and get your own
pleasure. I'm gonna disagree. You love porn. I don't porn. When
the fuck do I ever want? You always watch porn? No? I
don't. Yeah, just mine porn. Yeah, I'm not fucking getting off
on it? Yeah yeah, what do you mean? Get the are you
watching porn for that? Why are you laughing? I'm from my ass off.
It's fucking funny to watch little people fucking funny. That's funny, and
ship that's funny to you? Why don't you look it up and you find
it? Where do you find midget porn? I look for nugget porn and
I couldn't find it midget porn? To find his son? Tall us about
nugget porn? No arms, no, jesus, Why did you tell him
that? I know it's out there, but it's not something I want to
say. I am not a bit, I am not a big finding the
home play? Did Mark Mark ever tell you his record? His record?
Oh yeah, you can't tell me he didn't watch porn? How many times
do you? Nothing? One day? Mark? Whoa? And he remember
he doesn't have sex, so he has to do it himself. So you
does don't think everything in your mind, right, But I have a lot
of stuff. You have a lot of pictures at okay, so that's basically
porn though, right, but it's my But you're as the girl Saide from
the King Club. That's the fetish is. I want it to be people
I know, right, all right, Right, I don't the board watching
you know two people that I have no idea who they are and stuff.
All right, So what's the record seventeen? Oh shiteen man Nick Cartilage had
to come out at the end. Yeah. Oh, and it's not even
close to the record. Man, there's the guys that have done only twenty
seven thirty. Who brags about this shit? Mark Guinness? Wait Guinness has
a record? No they don't. No, But there's people that you know
what I'm saying that you could have Mark Mark Kilman Productions doing what the filming
people like. But it's your face peeking around of the camera. It's the
voyor from the voyor. Yes, yes, at a concert. Nobody want
to watch a porn with Mark's face. Ship, I don't want to watch
a porn. No one's getting a fucking heard on watching Mark's face that's that's
a great point. But what if we what if you recreated what you did,
but we put a woman in your place, and she's watching the peak
and then doing all this stuff, and it becomes the voyeuristic point produced by
you, and then you sell that and you can reinvest the money and get
your own pleasure. And we may have a little business plan here, Bunny.
He told you earlier, right, he's a shitty business. Yes he
did. He was very upfront thanks, saying that, yeah, you did
right. Well, Mark would be a richer, too much work if he
didn't had all that money back from pictures watching people. We talked about this
before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And you kinda gave me
a compliment. What did I said? You said, do what you gotta
do? Well, I said, yeah, I mean yeah, wow.
I always think this. You know, you don't know how somebody else's days
going a little pleasure if that's how you get your pleasure, right, I'm
not No one's getting hurt, No one's getting hurt, No one is getting
hurt. Is this is probably the safest thing I could possibly fucking do.
Yes, I mean, as we heard last night somebody who's in here saying
they want an STD test before they hook up with people. Right, I
don't ever have to wait? No, you know what nowadays you're you're right,
and it's it's a weird look. The growing population where STDs are the
highest is older, right, older people out villa. Outside of almost getting
your ass kicked? What's the worst situation you've had? Has it been just
some some funk? Has it been some stink? What's what's made you just
walk away? And what ever? Fuck? During sex? You know,
I'm trying to think so it was a bad experience, but I can't think
of one. During COVID teking to wear a mask, it kept six feet
away. I haven't done it in a while. I told you that.
I know I haven't done it in a while. I thought you were gonna
go do it the other night. I was, but check bounce. Sorry
sorry, sorry, but I don't know. They want the money. I
don't get mad at me. They want And He's like, I've been you
know, I've done this before. I want to make sure I get hate
this time. All right, Well, Mark, it's always fun. It
is always fun. I did tell you though, it is compliment to you
as well as I was in Florida. A few weeks ago. My buddy
Mike Mets is down there. Yeah, and he says, Jesus Christ,
you know I listened to this podcast every day of a bill. He goes,
You know I used to live in Roster. That's how I follow him.
I said, oh, man, you listen to the show Mark was
on. I did not know he was so fucked up. Wait? How
is it fucked up? Though? Mark? I want to know Mark?
No, hold on? What do you mean? How? How who am
I hurting? I'm not saying you're hurting anybody? Seriously, let's talk about
this first second. Who I mean? It's who am I hurting? Who?
Who's You're not hurting anything? You're not clean after you leave, you
know you're not hurting anybody. But it is weird that most people would want
to play one on one themselves. At the very least, some people want
to play more than one. I talked to the girl from the King Club.
She said, and I agree with her. More people are in fucked
up shit than you think they are. I agree. You don't admit it,
but you don't talk about but usually they're fucked up shit. Is like
involve somebody else either, hitting them or tying them up or you know,
and I think that's that is, But but most people aren't going to be
I mean to be watching a live sex thing and and freely admit it like
that. You're unique, and you know you're unique. It's because you don't
know anybody else that does this. I do know people. Who the fuck
do you know that does this? Nobody? You know? Nobody? You
know either you're making it up. You are a one of a kind.
You are. There's a whole tablets, you know what. To your point,
I go back to what you say, and I said, too,
who's getting hurt? Nobody? These people are all consenting adults, right right,
you're decide whatever compensation. That's all on you. Right, Yeah,
there's no one getting hurt, But you gotta move. I don't find it
where anymore. I don't anymore anymore. I don't find it weird. No,
in the beginning, did you find it weird in the beginning. I
was having a hard time with that. Why Because I didn't know. I
didn't know what where I was going with everything, So I didn't know what
was happening yet. I didn't know, you know, I didn't trust people
yet oh yeah, you know, I guess it's not a lot different than
watching porn, except for exactly and then no one could talk back to me.
Or when I'm done, I could just shut it off. Yeah,
and it's free. Think back to when you were like a young guy,
right and maybe one of the first experiences with a woman, and then after
you've lost your you've orgasm. Sometimes you're just like, you don't know what
did you don't get the fuck out of there, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well here like the first time you did this, did you
have that same thing? Like I get to find Yeah, because you all
of a sudden now it's like it's like yeah, because all that release,
all that dopamine is gone, and you're like, oh fuck, I'm standing
in somebody's in front of a stranger basically the guy yes, right, with
my pants stand around my ankles and my dick in my hand. I gotta
get out of here, right, Well, so what do you do?
Do you leave? No, it's my house. Shit. Just when they
didn't think I could get anymore fucked up because Flora's picture there, Bob Ross
and then he just oh my god, I can dunk that. You let
me Michael Jordan, who you gotta take a moment and then I got I
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comp attorneys watching such a thing marks in the hallway and that's like your
best friend. God, I love him. I think he's awesome. Behind
the Oh you're not leaving? I thought you're to get on the walk out
are open? You know what? I love you you? Uh, I
think you kind of liked this. I think you know that it's friendly ribbing.
It's not. Oh it is. Remember back in the day, though,
I would get really upset about it. Yes, yeah, yeah you
would. It takes a lot now, yeah, because you took so much
shit for so long, you realize that none of them meant anything right.
And in the you get thick, thick skin, especially working in the restaurant
business, all cheese and dat's where Dead's where the thick skin had to come
from. Why what goes on? Customers or even workers? You know,
you get some certain waitresses that are absolutely pieces of shit to you, and
then you get customers to come in and you have to you know, you
know, I was always the one I didn't you know, I didn't know
how to do very much there, but I was always the one to calm
down, you know, when there was I would soothe them, I go,
I would no, No, I don't mean that. I would say
most believe, most believe happy. Then you always do one h T goes
and freaking uh you know, I after him trying to help rout and stuff
like that, and still goes and gives a shit review. Yeah. Yeah,
Actually Mark was real good with customers. Yeah, I believe that.
I can see that a people person, he's good about that. Some of
the waitresses are tough. Yeah, it was one of particular, but we
won't mention any names. What do you do? Is there any way to
just fire them? Can? Sure you can just fire them, but you
know, you kind of canto he kind of hard to find help, is
it? That's what I'm like? Yeah, And I just don't think it's
that easy. There's probably processes and steps and warnings and yeah, she wasn't
even a good waitress, that's at she was fat and lazy. Oh are
you really asking? Who? You got this? Comments? We got some
comments and on the board here Billy the comments. First comment, Mark the
Soldier exclamation point God he was so annoying and immature back in the day.
Is anybody watching us? And why the fuck did they care about fat Marked
the soldier who's not fat anymore? Who said? Who's saying that? You're
hearing his version of bullshit? This fucking idiot for years used to do coming
to diamonds and every other place and be the most annoying guy in the place.
While true John Allen, Yeah, this is the guy that's a magician
and ship talking about annoying. Yeah, he goes in. He tried to
make Mark disappear. Yeah, he sucks as a magician. Freaking long,
long haired glasses. He was such a fucking Doric himself. I thought he
had some good tricks. If I remember the guy, his tricks were okay
guy, Yeah, I actually I thought he had some good tricks. I
because I can't this slight of hand. Yeah he was. He was sort
of funny, was Yeah, he was a good magician. He could probably
get annoying though, like you, I don't remember you being annoying. I
really don't. And I did well to him, to him, I can
understand me. He's Sam because when I became the soldier. Oh shit,
um Dino used to do Live Rocket ninety five. There, okay, and
I used to go with Squeeze. That's what he's talking about. Oh okay,
well that makes sense then, so more like cocky because you know I'm
hard of brother weez and is that? Well, that's how I got hired.
Yeah, he was, he was. That's how he became Mark.
I met Mark what seven years ago now? Maybe eight? So I don't
know the immatory. Well I can't say I don't know the immature Mark because
Mark's kind of immature still, but he's not annoying. Okay, Kevin saying
to this guy to call in me, we can have a little I didn't
know me any amount of problem. I didn't know that I did write it.
He did. The asshole did write a bad review on Bathtub Billy's uh
Facebook page, though you know it always takes a quality person. Yeah,
well I don't understand. Well, I mean, I have no problem for
Jack and Jack and Ginger never had a problem with this guy. No,
all right, let's see, Uh I doubt he will. Yeah, the
Warriors phones are open five A five two or six eighty a sixty six,
right, So if anybody wants to call in any questions, questions, job
offers from Mark. Mark's kind of gig. No, I'm saying, if
he's what you're saying, anybody's looking for some watchers. Marks to know the
people because it makes you feel a little more safe. You can't take you
know, there's people there that want to be filmed. Mark could do the
filming for you. You go have a cop. Threw me at bTB,
get to know the girl. It's a good point. Na. What ten
dollars to cost you on a Tuesday Friday for pizza? I mean, I
mean bill sponsor bills, what we're doing. Um, you threw me a
curve at the end? What's that? Because I thought you went to their
home turf. No, because the person I went with was a friend of
mine and it was in my apartment back and this is like twenty years ago.
Though they came to my place, they came to your place. But
see now, most people like that's an away game. Do you understand what
I'm saying, Right, it's not your home. I didn't know this either,
by the way, Okay, I know she was no fucking idea she
was, but she was comfortable. She was comfortable with it because she knew
in my place. Yeah, whoa you know she's been to your Yeah,
I was just really yeah for what it doesn't matter. Come on, no,
I don't want to go. Was twenty years ago? Doesn't matter.
Just let's see you banger and then no, I never know we already nothing
like that, nothing like that. Okay did she do other things to you
know? Is there any kind of sex that you like with a person?
Yes? Okay, like oral? Yes, yeah, okay, you're cool
with that. I got a tongue like an ant eater. That was not
what I First of all, I want to know who got eating now by
nanny or number one? I didn't even say that right now, that's the
one I want to all the things he said, that's the fucking disturbing thing
he said. Are you sure they didn't say you're hung like an ant?
Yeah? Maybe? Wow. Well okay, a chick set that to you
obviously unless you're eating something else. Yeah, I mean it was. I
was just kidding. I just heard eighties Yeah, yeah, pretty good at
that. Yeah, okay, so that so but then the actual A and
to B no, no desire, no, just rather watch It depends though,
I mean, it depends on the person. If I'm with somebody you
know, okay, friends on the person too, all right? Oh man,
remember the last relationship you had? Which one? You know? Crazy
bitch? Once engaged twenty times? Oh yeah, I dated a girls engaged
twenty one times? Wow, but used figure wow fifty years old? Yeah,
or she'd be okay, how many times are you? What happened?
Buddy? It's just into March's phone. His brother's like, shut the fuck
up on now, hang on? Phone lines are ringing, Oh, accept
this call? Hello caller, you were on the air. Hello, Hello,
you were on the air. You're getting pranked? Hello? Hello?
Can you hear us? Hello? Can you hear us? Hey Bill?
What's going on? Man? What's happening? Hey? Man? Did he
just say a fucking an eater? Yes? He did. He said that.
I heard that. I heard that from a Kevin Smith movie. Okay,
yeah, he said he had a tongue like an ant eater's. Hear
Smith movie said? He said, do you have a gun trained on this
man? Do I have a what? Do you have a gun trained on
this man? He's crazy? No, he's a good guy, he's harmless.
But anyway, yeah, you said call in. Yeah, usually catch
the show? Uh, later in the morning fills up a different time slot.
Um, but digging digging the show. Uh, and yeah, I
figured Stephanie would be there. No, Dean, he usually just comes once
a week. You guys. Oh, you guys out of fruit rollups.
Yes, we're out. We're out of fruit roll ups. Shortage of a
sudden since those videos came out, we need to bring those back. You're
right right, No, no, I've been watching him listening, paying attention.
Man, good good podcasts, good podcast Well, thank you. So
what's the subject? Because tonight that I missed earlier because you guys come in
and out, you break up a bunch out here in three, one,
five. Well, I usually stopped the cameras in between. But we talked
about selling body parts and how somebody was buying body parts hearts, lungs,
brains. Yeah, And then we talked a lot about Mark and just his
watching and how some guys have given him trouble, right, got in his
face a little bit, all right, Mark to watch you're right, yeah,
remember you? What did you call it? Yeah? He called him
Mick Jacker. Thanks Jack, I love it. That's awesome. That's his
new fucking nickname. That that one that's a whole different story I'll have.
That's a whole other fashion doctor freaking no. But yeah, no, I
didn't get that from CMF. I never I wasn't around here back then.
I just went to school, so I never got any of that CMF stuff.
Yeah, well, well he was hung out with me at CMF.
I've known him for years. Mark has never, ever, ever disappointed what
he calls and says. I have a story, I go say no more
because I know, oh no, no, I've heard him too. It's
absolutely hilarious. Like I said, the fruit roll ups, I mean,
the the uber, the watching old boy, like I said, that's that's
not that's not mine. Some of that was someone's Doug Phelps with the fruit
roll ups in that. But Mark, I mean, I'm even thinking Mark,
when you return to the Tucks or whatever one on with the Tucks,
that was another great story always. I mean, yeah, you guys called
the guy and they didn't get every fun back. I heard last night where
you played that message I left for Stephanie. I'm glad she got a kick
out of it, and you know, anything for the team. If she
wants to give me a call, i'd I'd love to help her get back
into her lane. And you know, I have a question for okay,
what will be the question? There's only two reasons why you should have your
left blinker on in the freaking fast lane. I want to know if she
knows what two they are, because she's in the fast lane with her blinker
on. Okay, we need to get her back into her lane. This
is a three one thing. I don't know. That is a great question
because his area code is three to five. What does that mean? Why
don't you tell us because I don't know that I know. Well, no,
when you're when you're in the highway and you're traveling, you know,
if you get down the left lane and you're smoking down the road, yeah,
you know, you're you're just going now now and again. You know
somebody's got to get over and pass. It's for the passing lane. You
leave your blinker on one if you don't know what the hell you're doing right
and you slow down, you jam everything up. Or two you have it
on to let everybody know that you're getting over as soon as you can get
in safely. Yes, so you think she's trying to get over. I
think she's in the left lane and she needs to get back out of her
lane. You know it's for passing only. Honey, we're past them young
days, don't you think. Oh you're saying she parties too much, and
actually she's oh no, no, no party and things cool, but you
know you gotta remember to get back in your lane. No, I'm just
having fun. Man. You know I'm a ball bricker and I well,
I appreciate that I call in. I'm glad you did. Thank you,
man. And U don't do it man, because I did it last year.
I freaking hopped off the wagon. Man, it's fucking sober. Sucks,
all right. Well, I'm sorry. Stay healthy. Oh, I
mean it's the best it's gonna get. But it sucks. But anyways,
you guys, have a good night at too long after Hey, I'll keep
leaving you some messages. I love it. Thank you all right, brother,
you have a good night YouTube bye bye. I was hoping it was
gonna be mister Allen, I'm so fucking confused right now driving with the left
lane. So you're in the left lane and you have the left turn sing
lin. You're waiting to get over. Where the fuck are you going in
the medium? You can't go any further left, right, Well, no,
but I think he's saying like you forgot to turn it off, like
you're just a fucking idiot. Yes, that's what I'm saying. So he's
saying she's but then he said she parties too hard. But then he said
he she doesn't. I was trying to see if he because it made me.
What I thought he said at the end was she's a little old to
be acting this way. I disagree. Well'm I thought that's what he was
saying, and then he goes, no, no, I mean party,
It's fine. I don't know. I'm not sure he's he might not be
all there. I believe he's party, right. Yeah, well I don't
think he's a sober as he says. So Mark, just before we wrap
this up, Yeah, okay, so you had people to your house,
but most of the time you go to their house. I would assume,
yeah, okay, all right, if people did want to approach you about
this, would you be open to taking a new client? No? Man,
What if you said to somebody no, no, no, hangs free.
Yeah yeah, I was just gonna say, what if the first one's
free? And then it goes up progressively after I'm not paying anymore. You're
not paying anymore under the money bill. Okay, well you because you raised
your prices to goddamn high. This is why. Because you don't because I
have this freaking job right now, right I don't. Yeah, but I'm
what I was saying that you had you were paying too much, don't you
think? Oh? Absolutely? It was like, couldn't you have gotten it
for a couple hundred instead of thousands? Yeah? It got crazy. I
had him off the getting paid thing or paying. He was off of it.
He was getting it for free. He was doing really well. I
had him on the rehab schedule. This is like, what a what a
great friend? Matt is like he looks out for you, protects you seriously.
Yeah, he's the one that outed me. Motherfucker. I didn't you
outa yourself? And I didn't know that story. Well, I didn't know
it or anybody that goes where we go well uh btbs. I would say
that this may be the best pizza I've ever had, and Kevin said it's
almost a little better cold. Yeah, it's like it's really good play pizza.
Who does all that stuff? Do you make the pizzas? Ever,
No, No, I have really good people that do that. Son.
I don't want to suck it up. Your son kid, he's twenty four.
Yeah, I have twenty four, nineteen, sixteen, forty years old.
I'm not young him. I'm older than you and I don't kids are.
Yeah, it was twenty four when I had him. Okay, all
right, well that makes sense. Ye I got nineteen and then twelve year
old. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got the thirteen year
old. So yeah, nineteen, I have twenty two, twenty one,
thirteen, there you go, and there gonna maybe the maybe uh extra money
for them? Would you watch them? Not that kind of watch this.
I'm just saying this is took a really really fun kid, makes money.
He's in couch's teasing, doesn't really like watching people. He knows you know,
I don't know. I don't know. You don't know him that.
Well, they're still your kid. Slide up an offer and we'll see it's
just a fego. Slide over the offer sheet, all right for Mark,
the soldier who never disappoints. See you next week you come back. Yeah,
I want to keep going back and to tell me that to untill it
runs out. The stories that happening for a while. I'll be honest with
you. Anytime you want me to come back, I'll come back. This
is a great time. I would love to have you back. I love
it. Matt. You were awesome. Thank you. Vin always a pleasure.
I'm Bill Moran seeing tomorrow.