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Welcome, dear listeners to a tantalizing
tale of royal intrigue, whispered secrets,

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and alleged scandals that threatened to rock
the very foundations of the British monarchy.

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If you're a fan of juicy gossip, high society drama, and all things

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Windsor, then you won't want to
miss this deep dive into the enigmatic world

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of Rose Hanbury, the ravishing marchioness
at the center of some seriously salacious rumors

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involving none other than Prince William himself. In this wild ride of a story,

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we'll delve into the life and times
of the woman who's got Buckingham Palace

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quaking in its proverbial boots, from
her aristocratic upbringing and glamorous modeling days to

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her picture perfect marriage and curious connection
to the royals. Will leave no precious

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stone unturned in our quest to unravel
the mystery of Rose. But this isn't

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just any old tabloid fodder. Oh
no, my friends, this is a

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story with far reaching implications for the
future of the British Crown. Will the

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House of Windsor whether this latest scandal, with its usual stiff upper lip or

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will the simmering tensions finally boil over
into a full blown crisis of epic proportions?

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And what of the so called turnip
tofts, the ultra privileged set that

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counts Rose and the Royals among its
members. Are they really as picture perfect

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as they seem? Or is there
more than meets the eye lurking beneath the

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polished veneer, with a cast of
characters straight out of a high society soap

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opera, jaw dropping details that will
leave you clutching your pearls, and enough

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twists and turns to keep even the
most jaded royal watcher on the edge of

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their seat. This is one story
you won't want to miss. So sit

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back, grab a spot of tea
or something stronger, we won't judge,

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and prepare to be scandalized, tantalized
and thoroughly entertained. Trust us, you'll

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never look at the royals the same
way again. Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness,

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the rumors, and the royal rumpus. Well, well, well,

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just when you thought the House of
Windsor couldn't get any more dramatic than a

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soap opera with crowns, along comes
a saucy new subplot to keep US Commonwealth

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commoners theorizing enter one Sarah Rose Hanbury, the mad for hats marchioness of Cholmundalay,

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who's found herself smack dab in the
middle of a right royal rumpus over

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rumors of a rather close friendship with
a certain future king. Cue the raised

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eyebrows and scandalized whispers from behind gloved
hands. Now, before we get into

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the who, what, where an
alleged why of this aristocratic intrigue, let's

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take a gander at the real,
the one beyond the breathless headlines and social

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media speculation. Born Sarah Rose Hanbury
in March nineteen eighty four to wealthy website

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designer Timothy Hanbury and his fashioned maven
wife Emma, Rose was seemingly destined for

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a life of poshness from her first
breaths, with her mother, Lady Elizabeth

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Lambert, being one of Queen Elizabeth
the sex cherished bridesmaids and lifelong chums,

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Little Rose had some rather big royal
shoes to fill. No pressure kid.

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After a suitably swanky upbringing, flitting
between stately homes and boarding at the exclusive

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Stowe School, where Tatler Magazine's posh
O meter practically explodes our heroine caught the

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eye of Storm, the star making
modeling agency that unleashed Kate Moss on an

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unsuspecting world. Suddenly Rose was gracing
glossy magazine spreads left and right, hobnobbing

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with the it crowd, and jetting
off to exotic locales like that one time

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she was papped partying in an itsy
bitsy bikini with naughty little Cis Marina and

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then PM Tony Blair on a two
thousand and five Barbados getaway. Oh to

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be fabulously privileged and sun kissed.
But Rose wasn't just another pretty face.

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She also had political ambitions. Before
you could say kh chief of staff,

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the brainy beauty had snagged a gig
as a researcher for Conservative MP Michael Gove,

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because why choose between looks and books
when you can have both. Overachievers,

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Everything changed one fateful Italian holiday in
two thousand and three, when Rose

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crossed paths with David, the seventh
Marquess of Cholman Delay at a dinner party.

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It was your classic boy from esteemed
aristocratic family meets girl from esteemed aristocratic

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family love story despite the twenty three
year age gap, but really, what's

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a couple decades when you're disgustingly rich. It was a match made in high

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society heaven. Six years of courtship
later, Rose and David tied the knot

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in a low key ceremony at Chelsea
Town Hall. So low key, in

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fact, that they basically told the
press talked to the hand when they came

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sniffing around for deats. As if
that wasn't enough excitement, Rose promptly popped

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out adorable twin boys just months later, making them the youngest aristocratic twins born

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since the Middle Ages. The new
parents christened the little Lords Alexander and Oliver,

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which are very respectable, very English, very plummy choices. Indeed,

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the newly minted marchioness and her husband
then did what any self respecting aristocratic cusup

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would do. They moved into David's
family's jaw droppingly massive country estate, Houghton

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Hall, which looks like something straight
out of Bridgerton or Downton Abbey. In

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fact, eagle eyed viewers might have
spotted the gorgeous Palladian pile standing in for

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the latter on screen, built in
the seventeen twenties, the stately spread clocks

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in at a wopping one hundred and
six rooms, one thousand acres and one

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very shiny art collection. Imagine the
heating bills on that bad boy. Houghton

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Hall just so happens to be a
hop, skip and a jump from the

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Prince and Princess of Wales's country home
of Anmer Hall on the Queen Sandringham estate.

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Yet it's a small world after all, especially when you're part of the

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landed gentry. Before you could say
fancy a spot of pheasant shooting, Rose

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and David had become hard carrying members
of William and Kate's ultra exclusive social set

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nicknamed the Turnip Tofts, which is
either a reference to Norfolk's cash crop or

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a bunch of posh people who are
thick as will you get it soon?

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The Cholmundleys were popping up at all
the same swanky soirees, charity galas and

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royal shindigs as the Cambridges. They
even snagged seats at a lavish Buckingham Palace

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state banquet in twenty seventeen, where
a beaming Rose decked out in a daffodil

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yellow gown and enough diamonds to blind
the Hubble telescope was seated just a table

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away from Prince Harry. Tongues were
already wagging about her chummy relationship with the

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future King and Queen. Cut to
twenty nineteen, and the rumor mill suddenly

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kicked into overdrive with breathless and totally
unsubstantiated reports of a falling out between Kate

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and Rose over her supposed inappropriate closeness
to William. The sordid insinuations ranged from

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an innocent flirtation to a full blown
affair, although curiously no one seemed to

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be able to get their story straight. Was it a harmless crush or a

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passionate liaison, a one time indiscretion
or an ongoing dalliance. The devil,

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as they say, is in the
details. For their part, the Palace

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remained characteristically tight lipped on the matter, refusing to dignify the hearsay with so

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much as an eye roll. After
all, engaging with baseless gossip is a

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big royal no no. Best to
keep calm and carry on, stiff upper

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lip and all that. Even the
Cholmondles and the Cambridges kept things light and

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breezy in public, gamely posing for
photos at the same events with narry and

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awkward air kiss or side eye to
fuel the scandal fires, But the Internet's

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insatiable appetite for all things royal,
especially of this salacious variety, cannot be

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underestimated. Theories about the alleged tryst
between the People's prints and the sultry marchioness

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proliferated, with keyboard warriors parsing every
micro expression and gesture for signs of trouble

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in royal paradise? Did William smile
look a little too forced? Was that

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a flicker of jealousy in Kate's eyes? Is the crunching sound you hear?

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The British aristocracy slowly imploding under the
weight of this scandal. The plot thickened

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in twenty twenty two thanks to some
seriously spicy blind items from Gossip, a

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Count deu moy hinting at an unnamed
royal's extramarital activities with a mystery mistress.

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According to the anonymous tip, the
royal in question had a penchant for ahem

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pegging don't google it gran, which
his prim and proper wife allegedly refused to

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entertain Apparently the misses didn't mind her
husband sewing as well, as long as

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things didn't get too emotional. Q
a gazillion monocle popping emojis. While Doomoy

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never named names, that didn't stop
royal watchers from wildly speculating. Before you

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could say hide the Corgies, social
media was flooded with side by side photos

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of a beaming Wills with Rose at
various public events. Her apparent absence from

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high profile royal shindigs in the wake
of the rumors only added fuel to the

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fire. Some wondered if she'd been
quietly phased out of the Cambridge's inner circle

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to quash the persistent whispers once and
for all. In a curious twist,

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none other than the artist formerly known
as Prince Harry appeared to drop a not

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so subtle hint about the Palace's supposed
efforts to shield Will's reputation at all costs

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in his and Megan's headline making NETFLI
docuseries. They were happy to lie to

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protect my brother, the Royal in
exile, declared dramatically to the cameras his

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brow furrowed in consternation. Hm,
what lies could those possibly be? Has.

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Just when the whole messy situation seemed
poised to fade into the royal rear

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view mirror, author Omeed Scobie came
out with the explosive claim that Kensington Palace

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had gone into full damage control mode
when the Wills and Rose story first broke

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back in twenty nineteen. In his
bombshell book Endgame, Scoby alleged that the

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Palace offered up juicy exclusives to the
press in exchange for squashing reports of the

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alleged affair Q a resounding record scratch. Meanwhile, Kate's mysterious disappearance from public

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life for several months in twenty twenty
four only served to reignite the smoldering infidelity

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rumors. The usually ubiquitous princess was
nowhere to be seen for weeks on end,

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prompting fevered speculation about the state of
her marriage. Was she hold up

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in her ivory tower, turning a
blind eye to her husband's supposed indiscretions,

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or was she quietly plotting her revenge
Circe Lanister's style, the mind and the

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Daily Mail boggled. The situation came
to a head with the revelation that Kate

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had reportedly undergone an unspecified abdominal surgery
in January. While the Palace was characteristically

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vague about the details, citing the
princess's right to medical privacy, the timing

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struck some as awfully convenient. After
all, what better way to explain away

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a prolonged absence than a health scare
requiring convalescence away from the prying eyes of

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the public. Very interesting. Indeed, Kate's oddly staged return to the spotlight

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in March only raised more questions than
it answered. In honor of the UK's

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Mothering Sunday, Kensington Palace released a
painfully posy family portrait lensed by none other

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than Will's himself. Decked out in
matching periwinkle outfits, the princess and her

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brood flashed Megawat's smiles at the camera, but only the most naive observer could

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ignore the undercurrent of tension simmering beneath
the surface. Then there was the rather

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glaring matter of Kate's naked ring finger, her iconic sapphire and diamond sparkler know

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where to be seen, Whether an
innocent oversight or a deliberate statement, the

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absence of the late Princess Diana's bauble
ignited a firestorm of conjecture. After all,

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what woman in her right mind would
ditch a priceless piece of jewelry with

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such sentimental significance, unless, of
course, said jewelry was tainted by the

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specter of a husband's wandering eye.
The interwebs, ever, eagle eyed sleuth's

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added fuel to the conspiracy fire after
identifying some curious photoshop fails in the too

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perfect portrait? Was that a weird
warp in Charlotte's teeny hand? Did Louis

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arm look a tad too long for
his body? How many faberget eggs does

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it take to airbrush an entire royal
out of existence? The digital clues,

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real or imagined, only solidified the
growing perception that all was not quite right

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in the Cambridge household. Unfortunately,
for the Palace's poor, overworked pr team,

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the obvious attempt at projecting stability and
marital bliss backfired in spectacular fashion.

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Instead of tamping down on the rose
rumors, the Bizarro portraits sent them skyrock

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into the stratosphere, once again casting
an unflattering spotlight on the air to the

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throne's personal life. As one top
brass courtier sniffed to the Daily Beast,

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what else are people supposed to think
when she sends out a photo not wearing

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her wedding ring? In other words, come on, Kate, read the

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heavily embroidered room. Now. It
must be said that despite all the digital

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ink spilled, there's been nary a
peep from the Cholmandalies, the Whaleses or

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their respective camps directly addressing the swirling
innuendo. Rose herself has kept a regal

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radio silence on the matter, quietly
going about her charitable commitments and landing lucrative

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brand deals. A duchess has to
keep herself in tiaras somehow. Her dashing

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husband, David, meanwhile, seems
characteristically unperturbed, maintaining his sarah commonial duties

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as Lord Great Chamberlain with nary a
paparazzi bating grimace. Perhaps the most telling

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reaction, however, comes from future
King Wills himself. The usually media savvy

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Prince has remained curiously tight lipped in
the face of the feverish speculation, avoiding

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the hot button topic like a regifted
fruit cake at Christmas. His stone faced

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stoicism has only served to fan the
flames of conjecture, much to the Palace's

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ever growing chagrin. So where does
this leave our mysterious marchioness. Is she

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destined to go down in history as
the Wallas Simpson of her generation? Or

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will she eventually clear her name and
reclaim her rightful place in the royal pecking

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order. Will the Windsors weather this
latest scandal with their trademark never complain,

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never explain, sang fois? Or
will the simmering tensions finally boil over into

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a full blown crisis a lah squidgygait, And perhaps most importantly, will Wills

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and Kate's marriage emerge stronger than ever
or quietly dissolve in a whirlwind of acrimony

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and pr spin. Only time and
omeed Scobi's next book deal will tell how

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this right royal rumpus shakes out in
the end. But one thing's for certain.

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The ravenous public appetite for all things
Windsor shows no signs of abating any

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time soon. Stay tuned, loyal
subjects. Something tells me this monarchy isn't

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quite ready to go quietly into that
good night. Now, who wants a

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dubenet and gin well, there you
have it, folks, the scandalous,

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the salacious, and the downright jaw
dropping story of Rose Hanberry, the marchioness

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who's got the royal world. From
high society high jinks to palace intrigue.

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This tale has it all whether you're
a die hard windsor watcher or just a

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sucker for a juicy scandal. We
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privileged world of the British aristocracy,
and who knows, maybe we've even shed

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a little light on the mysterious machinations
of the monarchy itself. But before we

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