Welcome back to another episode instead of County for kid Quick got a great choke,
Gary side feels here. But first we had a joke sitting by one
of our listeners. Take it away. Border, Hi, my name is
Poodle and I wanna show you a long joke. What did one snake say
the other I hope I'm not boys on this? Why said the other snake?
Why? B cuz I just bit tongue doesn't mask great joke, Border,
That was great, Porter, But have you heard this one? What
kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree the night. Let's
give it up for Gary Stag. Hey, everybody, this is Gary.
We'll be sharing some jokes. First. Why was the sand wet because the
seaweed way? What did the big flower say to the little flower? He
said, hey, bud. Why did the banana go to the doctor because
it wasn't peeling? Well, it wasn't. Why did the teddy bear say
no to dessert because he was stuffed because he was stuffed? What did the
grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing? It just let out a
little wine. What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister? Twist? Why did
the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus. What did
one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
What do you call a dinosaur with a really big vocabulary of thesaurus?
Of thesaurus? What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground?
Beef? Ground? What's a cat's favorite color? Purp? Why did the
scarecrow win an award because he was outstanding in his field? Why did the
math book look sad because it had too many problems? Too many? Okay,
that's been my time. I've been Gary's cipo. Bye. Look,
let's keep it going for Gary. Yeah, great job. Well, as
always, you can send in one of your jokes to be featured on a
future episode. Just click the link in the show notes and that's always.
We'll be back next week with a brand new comedian in a brand new episode.
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