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Welcome back to another episode instead of
County for kid Quick got a great choke,

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Gary side feels here. But first
we had a joke sitting by one

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of our listeners. Take it away. Border, Hi, my name is

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Poodle and I wanna show you a
long joke. What did one snake say

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the other I hope I'm not boys
on this? Why said the other snake?

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Why? B cuz I just bit
tongue doesn't mask great joke, Border,

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That was great, Porter, But
have you heard this one? What

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kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree the night. Let's

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give it up for Gary Stag.
Hey, everybody, this is Gary.

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We'll be sharing some jokes. First. Why was the sand wet because the

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seaweed way? What did the big
flower say to the little flower? He

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said, hey, bud. Why
did the banana go to the doctor because

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it wasn't peeling? Well, it
wasn't. Why did the teddy bear say

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no to dessert because he was stuffed
because he was stuffed? What did the

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grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing? It just let out a

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little wine. What's a tornado's favorite
game? Twister? Twist? Why did

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the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus. What did

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one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.

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What do you call a dinosaur with
a really big vocabulary of thesaurus?

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Of thesaurus? What do you call
a cow with no legs? Ground?

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Beef? Ground? What's a cat's
favorite color? Purp? Why did the

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scarecrow win an award because he was
outstanding in his field? Why did the

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math book look sad because it had
too many problems? Too many? Okay,

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that's been my time. I've been
Gary's cipo. Bye. Look,

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let's keep it going for Gary.
Yeah, great job. Well, as

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always, you can send in one
of your jokes to be featured on a

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future episode. Just click the link
in the show notes and that's always.

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We'll be back next week with a
brand new comedian in a brand new episode.

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A stand up comedy character in debut
debut, a character in a character

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et inputable evotating a character in debut, the role