He's been nigh about twenty years and them cool Yon fool Dune broke magic and
the world ain't been right since monster defrayon from them other worlds running round terr
clease and down in the Bole and got their gree gree water. There's some
kind of evil set on sort of good many feak, So beware, my
friends, go carefully as any lazy brought them all else that mucky water gonna
lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go on another
fool's quest over their true blood unless we left their heroes. You guys had
caught up with John Smith Um who was a yeah an ablum and wrecked him
him as a gorilla. Yeah, you got in a fight with him,
you beat him up, Mike went ape shit. Indeed, indeed, you
guys are are still in this abandoned village in your well, you're not in
your cabin or did you go back to the cabin after that? Spend a
minute. I think we just kind of ended, Yeah, I think I
think we just kind of stopped there. Yeah. Yeah, he slithered off
the dock into the luck and I threw a sectional wall at him. That's
why not Um and then after that, I think we finished it up and
didn't we level after that? I think, so, yeah, yes,
yeah, we just kind of level seven, right, Yeah, we're level
seven. We all played around with what we were getting for our seventh level.
I don't even remember. I think, I don't know. I just
work here. That sounds right to me. I'm at like half my hit
points, though, I will note that also sounds right to me. Yeah,
yeah, I'm not in a little bit here. I've spent most of
this campaign at half my hit points. So yeah, I took some,
which is too Yeah, I think he took some of ours. And yeah,
hit him in a tarp, him in the tartet. I think,
uh, Pilder, were you injured in your in your dwarf form. I
don't think you were as a gorilla, but dwarf form, I can't remember
if you get injured before I think before being polymorph or not. Judging by
my hit point total right now, I'm gonna say yes, because I don't
think he really did anything to me after I transformed. I don't think you
didn't know if you or I think the ghosts guy, yeah, yeah,
the specters in the graveyard, I think that's where this come from. I'm
I'm at fifty six out of eighty. All right, so you guys had
retrieved the Facebook, the parcel that was wrapped in oil skin or whatever,
and just make them. Did you spake the messenger noise? Yes, it
is a messenger or messenger, I don't know, messenger. The soundfile I
used as an elevator bell. So well, now I got to look it
up. Oh wait here it is god damn it, Oh my god,
it's messenger. We get sidetracked east Oh shiny. So yeah, you guys
know there is an able lurking in swamp here he went underwater, and but
now it got lost. I'm assuming that Pilsner has never seen or even probably
heard of an ebleth, So in a once he reverts back to dwarf and
is dealing with his level of exhaustion. Probably he'll just sit there on the
dock looking at the water. What was that? Come on? What?
Yeah? Actually? And then you guys really hit any roles to identified or
anything yet? Did ye? No? Do you want some arcano roles?
Yeah? Or something else? Now? Arcanu seems the most appropriate. I
think, Ohan, have the sound gone on this? I'm sorry, if
I picked up It's on the mind too. No, that's twenty. You
actually remember a conversation you had with your whole uncle Thaddius. Yeah, they
h Yeah. He was describing the the slavers of the underdark, the deep
minds abuts. Yeah, they are slavers of the underman into one in the
Sharposi Tower in the basement. Hobbs did. Hobbs did, Yeah, but
ing Bold did also, So I might have heard it from dad too.
Oh, heard from two so horses dad. See corroborating stories. So you
know that abults can bend people to their will, um, sort of a
mental domination enslavement kind of thing. You also know that they cause a mutation
in their victims that makes them able to breathe water but unable to breathe air.
So if this thing has gotten minions, they're probably underwater. Possibly.
Yeah. I think that if we're gonna go down there, we need to
be better prepared than this. I can swim, but like I can't breathe
down there. Yeah. You also know that this is a very powerful creature.
Yeah yeah, and this water is not really good for serving So well,
um, well we got the book, do we need to like track
this thing down, or you just want to like to get atle and return
the book to the swagon, call it a day and get rewarded. Well,
is it dangerous down there? Is it going to keep doing things?
Yeah? Probably? I mean I'm not all about throwing ourselves in more danger,
But I also think that if we're in a position to help people out,
we should probably do that. How are we getting paid for it?
Though? Do abolets collect gold? Nah? I think they collect people.
Oh, people collect gold. That's fair. I need a guaranteed pay day,
want something? In writing rant as you, as you are voting for
going after this thing, you notice just a faint breeze rustling so that leaves
on a branch nearby, And just do you feel the approval of your patriot?
Um? Well, I just feel like my gut instinct is telling me
we need to figure out a way to take this thing out. Well,
hey, that's what we're gonna do. That's what we're gonna do. Do
we want to you have my acts stop it? I mean I'm kind of
beat up here a little bit. And do we want to try and rest
and then figure out a way to go down there? Well? I think
we're out of danger for like right now. So if you and little Green
One can set up camp, I'll start making the decoy over here right now.
We have is our house on music? Yeah, your house is.
Yeah, you guys aren't terribly far from crossing either about about like a day's
journey or so with your house. All right, we could uh take a
nap thing go looking for him. Is where's the swag act? Currently?
Do we know? You don't? She told you she would know when you
had retrieved her property and she would come get it or something along those lines.
Unhelpful lady, Oh nice lady. We got your Lewis night light.
Lay lady, lay lay across my big brass bed French. Um, well,
we could go back and get a rest at the house and wait for
the lady to come get the book, and then maybe we can go into
the water tomorrow morning. Yeah, we're gonna have to happen that because I
can't make him a ape or a shark thing like that. I could use
some downtime too after that. Yeah, all right, let's stew. Do
you guys make your way back to the to the house the tree house.
Yeah, as you're traveling back through that cemetery. It's real spooky still,
but nothing comes out and gets you a little cold chill shiver like Nate is
placed. Yeah, it's still real still here. There's not there's no mosquitoes
flying around, there's not to singing unhallowed ground. Yeah. Yeah, just
the occasional drip in the swamp. Real real foggy and chili that you guys
get back to the house and yeah, rest up for the And I suppose
is there anything you want to I want to do first at all? Um?
I don't thinks, so I'm kind of yeah, I don't have anything.
Yeah, I don't have anything pressing. I'll say my prayers before bedtime,
but you know, I'm just gonna hit some stew and crash out.
Maybe put put something in front of our Maybe you should put like a security
system on this house, something in front of our door that it will tip
over and shatter. Do you want to somebody tries to come in. M
you gotta move the head from over my bedroom door. Let's do that.
Put it outside. Let's crab that. Like. If you two do that,
I go to bed, I'll hepped it off the wall. Got it
on it, I'll put like a TV stand or something in front of the
door. So somebody opens it. There's the hat sitting on the TV stand.
Surprise, motherfucker TV with a TV stand. It's our new hat rack.
Nice security system in place. All right, you guys, uh set
up your your security system? Do you do you make a decoy camp?
I mean it's we haven't. We usually don't. We've got themes here at
a full question. Well, I mean I could use the extra practice,
but but yeah, I suppose uh, all right, you find uh muddy
little hummock. I'll make one right outside the cemetery there there you go,
right outside the cemetery, there's that, and I'll pose all the little guys
like hanging on the fence looking over like all creepy and ship what is it?
Kilroy was here with the know just figures. Yeah. Perfect. Everything
goes smoothly, and you guys get your restaurant. You don't sleep right,
you just just trance trancelf. So you're the first one that notices. Although
it's loud enough to wake wake Pilsoner and Elmer. Right at midnight, there's
a knock on the door, just a loud echoing compona. Do you know
what time it is. You listen here, I come out of got like
the the long hat like crooked at the top, and in like a night
shirt with the like Scrooge screwe perfect, come down, open the door.
What do you want? You open the door? Yeah, you see as
you open the door, a familiar disgusting macaggardly face, a hag oh I
just started respect and behind her you can see a little ways off there there
two more humanoid figures, but there you can't really make them out in the
fog, pretty obscured. It seem to be standing on the waters, just
off the island there. It's the sisters. As you're berating her, she
just stands there silently and eyes he bailfully resting bitch face also known as bitch
resting until she gets thick about this enough. You have something that belongs to
me. There's our house now, the book, dude, the book,
the book, the book rack. I don't need that. Wander off.
You give her the book. We were going to look for the what's his
face to right? What's this? Ask her if she could help us find
him? Oh, John Smith in the water. Yeah, oh so miss
swagg we we we we procured your book for you. I believe so Elmer.
As you wander off to go look for the book, and Pillsar's got
it there. She she just walks right on in. When you move away
from the door, and Pillsar you come up with the book and she takes
it from you, and she says, so you've met my ward and my
former ward trader as child, that's what you call him. It looked like
something I ate last week. That's how we monetize it. I turned him
into a potion. That's gotta be a rare potion, right, a potion?
Yeah, I'm sure rich people would love that. People love eating weird
stuff. You just tell him it's good for their memory. Would be great
in the easterner He regions, also, you will, you'll drown on dry
land. But tell them it's an aphrodisiac. Everything's an aphrodisiac. Can grind
it up. Side effects may include the inability to breathe, a hair,
random mutations. If you're allergic to applets, do not use apple Lithson I
never understand. Tell doctor immediately if you do develop suctions long prehensile tentacles.
So we're gonna so we're gonna make up we're gonna make a commercial for the
mid role for this episode, Apple Lethson, I'm writing this down. Well,
so far we've accomplished literally nothing, a little bit. You're talking about
the swag. Yeah, I'm making big moves on my small business, all
right, all right, it's a startup company. So the swag. She
she walks on in and sits down and uh, in a rocking chair that's
in the living room there, that's my chair, just familiarly. Would you
like a bullet stew? There's no way that's not my chair. She she
nods, she will, she will take a bullet of stew. She says,
better slaps some funky ass mayo in her got a big dollar right like
shower creaming separating. So she sits there and she takes she holds onto her
bullet of stew and takes a mouthful and then sets it on a on the
end table there, and she says, I will tell you a tale.
Oh cool story time love, pull up a little pillow and sit on the
floor. I guess some marshmallows out to make some smarts and it goes off
in the corner. You're gonna, miss syd. Your hat's tipping from one
side to the other. A child was lost in the swamp, and three
sisters found him. Well. They taught him magic, but they were not
from his world, and his world's magic was broken, as that broke his
heart, but he decided to fix it. Oh, but in his innocence
and his ignorance, he he summoned something, a demon of the most insidious
sorts, a demon that takes roots and festers and rots and groves and changes
the world around it. It turns ordinary doorways and windows and portals to the
abyss, letting things into this world. And the child hoped that by summoning
it, he could tie the realms together and rebind the pages of magic.
But such things they cause only destruction. He robbed the sisters all their possessions
and fled back into the swamp. This child, though they treated him kindly.
They raised him and clothed him and taught him their ways. He lives
here, and he who continue to try to rebind the pages of magic unless
he's stopped. And then she seems to kind of relax and sit back in
the chair a little bit, and she picks her bull of stew back up,
then just goes goes back to beat. That sounds pretty cool. Yeah,
is that a true story based on actual I mean, like names withheld
to protect the innocent. Oh well, I mean it was a child,
So I'm thinking you probably don't want to like put his name out here,
all right, Yeah, but I thought it sounded an awful that like this,
uh, this John Smith guy you were talking about, who is actually
like the little Chrishprupert person? Is that the child you're talking about? Indeed,
we see when magic was unbound, his memory was destroyed. His kind
remembers everything that's ever happened to them, not just them, but to their
species. But his was his memory was destroyed, and he became as a
child. Oh the cool plot whist. So is he a bad guy?
It seems like he seeks to rebind the realms, to rebind the pages of
magic, and to force the in between to reassert itself. He thinks that
by by creating thin points between the realms, he can accomplish this goal.
But he's misguided. Yeah, that seems dangerous. Yeah, my dad and
not my uncle were pretty involved at the last time that all went together.
It wasn't easy on him. Indeed, you're marked by it because he just
like looks around on his body at a mark. Did you see it?
Elmer? Do you see anything? Dude? You missed the story? Man?
What the story? Well, I tell a story if I want me
to go to sleep. What is this cousin trapping? It wasn't a bedtime
story, brol. Every story is a bedtime story. It's because you're a
girl. Well, Um, so this John Smith guy lives down in the
water here, right indeed? And do you want us to go take care
of him? I care not what you do. Well, we don't want
the magic to re explode the universes? Right, Well, then I suppose
taking care of him would be the wisest course of action. Well, I
agree with you. Um, do you have anything that could help us go
underwater and survive down there? She uh? She kind of sits up,
leans forward a little bit with a little a little twinkle in her eye,
and she says, I just happened too. Can I have it? Not
for free? But we're saving the universes? She uh. She reaches in
a little bag she's got there and she pulls out three vials and she sets
them down on the end table where she had set her set her stew earlier,
which she's still holding out. But what do you want for them?
What will you get, m Elmer, you're our financial advisor. I'll I'll
give you the potions that I make out of them, two of them return
to me my home. Oh I like that deal much less. What do
these potions do? They will allow you to act freely underwater and to breathe
underwater for one hour. I feel like that's so long. They would also
protect you from the Vulet's transformative curse. Oh, so are you only keeping
your house for one hour? Then I will keep my house. Wow.
Wow, I could also just turn you all into crocodiles. You got a
point, big ones, and I could stay in the house. How deep
is the swamp getting in most places? For the most part, it's like
between three and five feet. There's been a few parts where it seems like
the houses swimming instead of walking, but for the most part it's not really
deadly for a goblin. Now, the part where the ableth dove in,
yeah, there was a there was a little whirlpool in the middle of that.
I hate that sooner if that goes down to like a underground underwater cavern
or some sort of structure or something. Grop who yes, all right,
Well, well I'm not real keen on losing the house, but you know,
I'll go with whatever the rest of you guys go you don't want to
do. I don't think we need to lose the house. I think we
can just handle it. What happens if we get knocked back out of being
crocodiles and then we drowned down there, you would come back up. It
depends on how far we go down. That's fair. Yeah, that's a
pretty shaky deal. I'm sorry, swagg. Is there anything else you can
throw into sweeten the pot? I mean, we saved your life, yell,
sure did. You'd be dead wooden for us. Now we're about to
save your life again in the worlds of everybody else. If we can fix
this, Oh, my sisters and I would survive what's to come? Oh
well that's not cryptic at all. Oh, you got caught by us,
so I don't know. I mean we still I just did a funny voice.
Dude, we stuck a sock in your mouth. You tell me he's
gonna like, yes, your reality, You're gonna make it. You were
you were felled by the note prope, I am. I don't know.
I think Ren is kind of a little bit guided by his fairy godmother to
go down and stop this thing. So I think at this point he's gonna
be okay with taking the deal. Hey, you're the captain, bro.
Is there a way we can take the stewpot? That's all I'm really concerned
with. Oh yeah, can we keep the stewpot? We might need it
for the dragon, you may Does it work outside the house? It does
fantastic, doesn't even have the fire. All right, Well, we're gonna
have to get the chest for Anthronoxis. We're gonna have to get see all
the potions you fucking yeah, the potions and the stewpot, and we want
the head right right? Oh yeah, Well we're time to pack. I
didn't know we were getting evicted tonight. I have to give me thirty days.
I shall return in one week to claim. Okay, we got a
full week. That's fine. I'll not leave you stranded in the swamp.
Oh, thank you. See that works. Yeah, we still own Elmer's
boat together collectively. Yes, three. I still got my admiral's hat.
You guys, you guys have two boats. Still don't you. Yeah,
we had a fleet friend's boat, friend's boat. All right, well,
uh, turning him into a dolphin. You can right a dolphin as a
crocodile. I've seeing weirder things I'm gonna turn. You would do a giant
crocodile and him into a little crocodile. All right. So she leaves the
potions on the table and stands up, and she says, bogging the struck.
Yes, yes, yes, there's a peal of thunders, all kinds
of dramatic stuff. And no, not really now there is now See when
you say that, I put all that shit in as you're saying it,
and then later on two minutes later you're like, oh no, not really,
I'm not just leave all of this and so um. She stands up,
she says bargain struck, and she walks to the door, turns around
and gives you all one last look and says good luck, and then pulls
the door, shout behind her. Well thanks, potions are still sitting on
that end table there. Do we get a long rest? Yeah? Okay,
cool, we're taking everything out of this house by next week. Yeah,
I assume that's my rocking chair. Yes, she's gonna come get it
back. If there's gonna be one like missing, it's gonna be out of
stilts. Who we Suckolay sho these gumble yeah yeah down here in the bios,
say Clay Magnie feet. We're gonna take a quick break to grab us
some crawlins and maybe dress us up and move alta who had a lot of
it is who y'all hold on time. We're gonna be right back after this.
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so we're gonna drink these potions and turn into crocodiles and jump in the water.
Right do we know that that's where they're We're going to find him.
It's our only lead. We have to stick, right, you do we
have the stick? Oh yeah, we got the stick, the stick of
destiny. Step forward now and fulfill your diddy and fulfill your diddy day.
Step forward now and fulfill your destiny. Wait, what's the role of the
stick that we couldn't track people? It was? Did he have anything that
we know about wounds? No, because we have the Book of Faces.
M h. Might have a bit of the building stuck in him. We
have the Book of Faces. He would have had some pages. Still,
No, I don't know. Maybe we can try. I'll fire up the
stick and see if it locates any pages the book that he might have.
Mhm. See what you guys have some pages to the book that other than
ours. I don't know how you Yeah, I wouldn't know what his pages
look like versus what our pages look like either. Yeah. Yeah, I
think it's just kind of point out the ones you guys have the nearest ones.
Yeah, Well, it turns out these right here, it's in visible.
Which one of you is it? Um? So we we just want
to drink those and jump in a whirlpool. Yeah, it's a it's a
pretty gentle whirlpool. It's not like a real violent like mailstrm or anything.
It's just a just sort of a mild squirrel with a little bent in the
center. Okay, do you guys want me to turn You're gonna have to
get me a break. I gotta go jump in the whirlpool. Chill.
Do you guys want me to turn you into crocodiles? First? Yes?
Please? All right, I'm gonna twin Spellow Polymorphis. All right, your
giant crocodiles. I'm riding one mail problem here. You got to wrap it
around the decade, ye see, go over um yet to where the to
the boardwalk where you fought John Smith, and you turn those two into giant
crocodile. You have to know prope around we'll say, Pilsner and tire yourself
on. Yeah, yep, and in yeas ago. Yeah. All right.
So it's murky, but you can feel a slight current in the water
that's pulling you right towards where that that little whirlpool is, and you get
down maybe ten feet below water, and there is an opening. The opening
is fairly narrow, like maybe five feet across in the giant crocodile form.
It's a little bit of a squeeze, but you can get through if the
apple off, could you could too? Yeah? Can I squeeze through with
the goblin on my back? Yeah? Okay, Yeah, So I'm not
like inadvertently brushing him off or anything. Nah, crocodiles are pretty wide flat
kind of so I'd say you could get through with him on your back.
And it's it's a like a tubular opening, which actually make nature checks real
quick. That's a twenty three nice eighteen nice zero. You suck Elmer,
you've got mud in your eyes, wren and pills here as you two,
who's going first? You guys will have to go single file through this.
Yeah, okay. It's a pretty short tube and it just kind of goes
up and then back down. And when it goes back down, there's water
coming over the top of that hump, but it's not like a huge flow.
It's just like an underwater grease traffic. Yeah, basically got it.
But it opens up into this very large chamber which both of you when you
come out into it. Record ignized this as the like fossilized crystallized remains of
a gargantuan crab. This whole, big, big chamber is It's like it's
in the main part of its body, and you can see little tunnels off
where coming off where the legs came off, and you, guys, actually
came through one of the eye stalks of this thing. But the whole thing
is lined with these really large almost prismatic crystals all around it. The bottom
half of it, though, is full of water. It's well, this
is really amazing. Yeah, yeah, eat a little squid. Monster's pretty
sweet little home. We're talking to each other about. I think Elmer can
understand us because we're talking about procodile. Yeah. I'm just keeping I'm just
constantly using the can trip shape water to keep a little air bubble over.
Mind. You're a little air so I can see. Did you drink the
potion? What's up? Yeah? You can I not breathe in the air,
Yeah you can. You can breathe. I can breathe in the water
in in the air, but I can't see in the water here. Oh,
so once you get out in here, you're not in the water anymore.
The water is down, so you're sort of it's the whole chamber chamber
store to tilted at almost like a forty five degree angle. And you came
in at the top of this down at the bottom is full of water and
that's all murky. But you guys are up above the water cool. Okay,
I understanding. Sorry. The whole chamber is probably about Florida ceiling,
maybe thirty feet wall to wall. It's roughly circular, and it's probably one
hundred and twenty feet wide because it's massive. Um. So looking around the
room, aside from all the crisp in figures, do we see any hints
of the able make a past investigation or perception whichever you got better, but
with disadvantage seven you do not. So there's these crystals that are lining the
walls of the carapists of this old, this petrified crab. But everything has
got a layer of slime and muk. That's just green, nasty, slimy
filth um. You saw the same stuff just everywhere in town. Which you
got that twenty and your check to identify the lith you recognize that as being
corruption that's caused by an appleth Usually their layers have a lot of that filthy,
so you definitely monster muck. Yeah, you definitely know there's the presence
of an apple at nearby, but you can't see one in here. Everything's
real reflected. It's almost like being in a house of mirrors or something like
that. I know, he's Elmer, still can't understand us, And I
swim towards one of the lower parts of the crap. I'm gonna start.
You said there's water down below, right, Yeah, yeah, so you
head down to the water there. Um, I'm gonna start um using the
shape water can trip to turn it clear five feet at the time to try
and see into it. Appropriate. Okay, interesting, make me a perception
check, seven, Elmer seven. Okay, So you are doing so as
you're as you're up there above the water, but you don't catch much because
again, it's all the all the refractive right nature of these crystals makes it
hard to see anything. And it's like, you know, you see your
own reflection a dozen times, and the reflection of two giant crocodiles fifteen times,
and you know, right, it's hard to make terrifying moving the sites
all of you crocodile in the fun house. Yeah, being ridden by a
goblin. So, uh, Pilsen, are you heading down to the water
there too? Yeah, all right, are you guys side by side?
Well, he's on my back, so's I'm thinking we're somewhere nearby. I
don't think we were gonna split up, all man, All right, son,
we're gonna say you hit the water first, and as soon as you
do, splashing out and the abol and three deals itself roll initiative in crocodile.
Oh no, no, I need that hint, like, oh I
got a twenty one. It's much better than the than John Smith he got
he got a four. I got a twenty two, he got a thirteen,
like an advantage on initiative roles and so oh yeah, oh yeah,
you're not even angry yet. No, this isn't even your final form final
four. My ass two engines. You can't concentrate on this end in large.
Make a giant giant crocodile. All right, well, pills near Europe.
First, this apple if is uh, is flailing at you about maybe
twenty feet away in the water. So I have the multi attack that can
make two attacks, one with its bite and one with its tail right to
fourteen tail kind of one on a bite. The light hits the tail is
and that's a stress check, right, huh. He had an eighteen on
the strength check. It's an eighteen damage. It's grappled. Oh that's an
escape, isn't it. Yeah, that's the DC sixteen to escape. Oh
my bad act. So as long as it hits I snatch on. Oh
he's just crapped, all right. Yeah, And until the grapple ends,
the target is restrained. I can't bite another target. So I've got a
hold of it, shaking it. I went off, all right, next
ternal death roll, just wrap him up. Last, Paguty so Elmer,
you're still on the You're still on Pilsner's back to yeah, fu yeah,
okay, Well Wren is up next. All right, when it's gonna do
the exact same thing, but two tentacles on the other side of this apple
off all right. I got twenty two for the bite and a twenty three
for the tail, also a hit. So the twenty two for the bite
did sixteen damage and the tail did twelve dachs record record record keeping mistake.
Um, I'll tell you a layer, all right, it's Uh, it's
definitely feeling that it's not thrilled as you you grab on. Just latch on
with the bite with yeah, latch onto some tentacles with the bite, and
then swing your tail around and smack it right in its squitty, weird body.
M elmer. It is your turn. Now it double restrained, Yes
it is. Yeah, it's gotta escape twice. Yeah, I think.
Yeah, Um, I I am going to uh shape water and I'm gonna
turn all the water around. I assume I can see like a face part.
Yeah, I'm gonna turn it opay, make sure it's make it tore
it can't see, okay, and sneeze and shoot backwards off the crocodile onto
land, all right, Uh, and uh that will do it. You
shoot back off the crocodile on the land, and you notice that the uh,
the liquid that came with you is a lot thicker than water. It's
real stringy and mucous hee. Oh jeesus, what is that? What the
fuck is that? Um? Did you guys take the potions too? But
yeah, okay, good thing, I thought so. I just wanted to
don't check that. And now it is it's turn, and it's uh swings.
It's I don't know, head end around towards Pilsner, and Pilsner make
a wisdom saving through eighteen. Your mind goes blank for a minute as you
feel it it's will attempt to override your own, but you managed to shake
it off just through being a crocodile. It turns out lizard brains are mostly
mostly instinctive, hard to control. But then it takes some swipes at you
with its tentacles. What's your armor classes a giant crocodile? Fourteen fourteen?
Yeah, that's but now with it being restrained, does it have disadvantage on
those attacks? Oh? Yes, it will let me reroll those because those
all all our hits. Yeah, those are all even better better. So
that's twelve damage moves, twenty two damnage, twelve dish through the three that
is all created all three of its tentacle attacks. So forty six smack on
you forty forty forty six. That's not enough to even done to you as
a giant crocodile, is it? We have eighty five? Yeah? Actually
that's like half your hell than one. Yeah, yeah, until a range
is a raging crocodile shoot a bunch of bus crocodile having a funny voice that
won't be able to do any kind of a goofy voice on the water.
Let's just be crocodile. Yeah, Red will be waker. What is he
sound like? Marrima cheese? Actually the thing is psychic, right, it'll
probably be able to hear it too. Let's just think at it really hard
to fuck you? The awkwa van waves around here. Um, that is
it's turn now it's gonna be Elmer's No, I'm sorry, pills nurs turn.
Okay. Um, so I can't do like another bite attack because I'm
holding it restrained. You'd have to release it. But I want to do
like a death roll and just how yeah I would that work? Um,
I'd say that'd just be your bite damage? Might damage? Make your attack
roll with advantage because you're you're you've got it grappled or whatever. Fourteen plus
eight to hit battle hit seventeen to hit him. What's damage for the bite?
Three D ten plus what five? Okay, so he takes twenty five
damage? Right, he's uh, he's feeling that. Um runs turned.
Next run's gonna do the same thing. Yeah, like that attack role with
advantage. Uh yeah, oh I didn't even do it vanage. I guess.
So the first the bite role was uh twenty four. Um, yeah,
I guess I can roll. Yeah that's great. Well, yeah see
that's great. Nope, okay, And the the tail was a twenty seven
twenty seven. Those are both kind of hit okay. They bite as I
twist and pulling, yank is going to do twenty six points of damage three
sevens nice and uh and then it's going to do thirteen more points with its
tail. That's a IM proud of Yeah. Ouch, that hit him good.
Um let's see. Now we're at an initiative count twenty though, aren't
we. But I get a tail attack, Oh yeah, you should probably
make your tail attack too. Okay, we forgot to do that on your
turn. Oh god, twenty seventy yeah, that's thirteen. Okay. Now
for the layer of swimming creatures be knocked prone, I don't know, yeah,
things of me in the prone condition, it's just pitch black. He's
gotten twisted and knocked all over the place. They have no idea layer actions.
So pulls the water surge out in a grasping tide. I'm gonna need
strength saving throws from both of you as the water itself tries to pull you
guys off of the aval twenty one. Okay, that's a sixteen plus five.
Yep, you're it's just a gentle little bubble. Fourteen. You are
pulled twenty feet back from the atlet. You have a mouthful of tentacles.
Not they managed to slide out with all the mucus. Yeah, I need
to got a mouthful of mucus. Yeah, and knocked prone. But you're
a four legged creatures. That doesn't really matter. Or they could creature underwater
and you're underwater, so it doesn't really matter, all right. And then
it is Elmerston. Is there any of this like stuff that's around that's broken
off? I could throw at it? Um? Yeah, you find a
little chunk of a crystal little crystal point there that you could catapult at it.
But disadvantage on the attack role. You're back out of the water,
right yeah, Yeah, disadvantage of the attack role. But he's still restrained
by him, which gives advantage against the attacker. Yeah. I'm still gonna
say disadvantages because it refracts. Would have the water and being having to having
to watch it through the water and everything. I think we're beating the shit
out of this thing right now. So we're gonna give Tony run. What
do you want? Uh? Catapult just just throws some in the center as
it's a torpedo when it's in water or is that a saved spell? Just
right, I'm gonna give him advance. He would have disadvantage, you know
what. Yeah, he's gonna have disadvantage. Are you out of your fucking
mind? And that's a that's a two all right? Well that's sixteen points,
kicker, and that's a bonus action. I'm a high we can all
see you. He does not have legendary resistance, so that is gonna do
it. That was that was the kicker. He got the ship kicked out
by a giant ape when a dude by two crocodiles lifts through it all just
be killed by our rock. Yeah, it turns out abulets are not actually
challenge rating ten when when it's you guys, apparently our challenge rating is a
little higher, a little higher one school of spells, and you don't have
anything broken magic like magic item wise, I didn't even rage as new in
my fun I could feel good about those damn crocodiles. They're the vein of
your dam existence. Damn giant crocodiles and other everywhere just wreck everything, all
right. So you guys, uh yeah, you shoot this. This just
it's like a like a point from a quartz crystal, just straight through this
thing's head and it's it's spasms and in your your teeth, bren and then
uh and then go still and slowly floats up to the surface. They call
me the lizard yea, and crocodiles lizard. It's fantastic you in here.
Uh. So we're gonna look out and see if there's any cool stuff in
here. I say yeah. This concludes this episode of A Fool's Quest.
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