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The Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak, the Rangers one last

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night, but bad things happened to
tell you what that was? At seven,

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we'll even have the Good Doctor on
for a couple of minutes. Put

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your too, sorry. All from
inside supports medicine Saturdays. In the Freak,

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it's gonna tell us how long do
you have to sit out when an

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idiot hits you in the wrist with
the baseball? This guy, well,

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he's a picture. You're not allowed
to hit three people. I'm sorry,

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go away another week in spring training, maybe early season, rust just top

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hitting people. It's effing stupid.
Your job is to not do that.

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We'll say, eroldus on the hand
and Dully's oh what did I say?

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Els? I can see how it
could happen, Probably the first that's ever

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happened the world. No, Dave
Rimon did it seven times last night.

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He had a Dulies on the hand. Yeah, and others. Yeah,

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teammate and then I think other teammates. I forgot point. Is that much

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hurt? So bad? Yeah?
Josh, young monster. We're doing it

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at seven it we're doing it at
seven, Okay, but I do It's

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like miss the whole year, Like, what's gonna happen now? You fracture

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your wrist just because Phil can't get
the ball over the plate? Phil,

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when's the last good feeling? How
many good feels feel? Michelson? Yeah,

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my dad? Oh your dad's a
Phil. I'm sorry, Philip,

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Yeah, so sorry, man,
I take it all back, n take

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it back Phil. Oh, let's
do this way. Do you have a

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gift to get someone? Let's do
that and then we'll do the most.

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So last week it was Steve Martin's
birthday. Remember yeah, oh hell yeah,

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this is I got a present.
I guess it's for Danny. I

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don't know, it's for all of
us. I'm gonna guess DVD copy of

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the Jerk. It's something that I'm
gonna have to wear. It is authentic

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from the band Smithies. Arrow through
the head, Yes, arrow through the

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head. Still new end package.
It's incredible. And also think about we

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could maybe do this for the TikTok
yep because that would definitely work. Yes,

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I will say, look at the
little of the picture on the package.

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Oh my god, where did you
get this from? Amazon? So

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blame blame on Jeff put this on
the picture? Oh you can't do that.

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He is a very white dude dressed
is a very stereotypical Native American with

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paint on under his eyes and some
sort of headdress on. And then he

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is wearing the arrow through the head
gag which it turns out to be a

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gag which he appears to be gasping
and cross eyes. He's cross eyed.

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Oka, take it out, let's
see it is that the TikTok? Is

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it someone wearing it or is it
us calling out this cultural issue? Because

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that could that could people love?
Taking people down? That could spread it

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too. Who are you taking there? Take down Smithy's Smiffy's, dude,

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We have no chance. Did you
get this on Amazon? Yeah? He's

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yeah. So you know it's legit. I have to put it together.

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Yeah, some assembly required. That's
way more assembly than I would have thought

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for an arrow in the head a
three foot long package. It's the wire

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part in the middle and then okay, so and then I don't know if

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anyone is trying to visualize this,
let me walk you through it, because

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this is not a magic arrow that
does go through your head. There's two

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pieces of the arrow and there's like
a wire curved connector that goes over the

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top of your head, so the
arrow doesn't have to actually go through your

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head. All right, get that
headset off and get that hat off.

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Really, I gotta put this on
now now. Actually it might look good

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with the hat over it. No, okay, what you're thinking about it?

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Can you? Guys? Vamp?
I want you to do it?

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Oh god, his headphones off?
What are we gonna do? His hat

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is coming off off, his hats
off? Put the head arrow on a

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head? Look at me, it's
too big. Happened to Danny. No,

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I thought they were just throwing tomatoes
at our windows. The doctor say

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he's only got three months to live. You can live. The rest of

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your life is on you. Don't
take that arrow out. But if you

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move it or here, you can
go. It bends down if you can

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both sides up. Oh yeah,
okay classic. Oh it looks better with

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the hat on. Oh my god, it really does. J Look at

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that looks like it's going right through
his head. There's a curved piece of

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metal. I have an arrow through
my head. People. Oh yeah,

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Danny are okay? I think I'm
gonna be all right. It's just a

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flesh wound. Steve Martin. Did
that actually walk in your house today with

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that on? That was what we
got it for. See what Malcolm?

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How Malcolm reacts, look straight up
and just tell him I'm a wild and

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crazy guy. Yeah is it pretty
cool? Yeah, it's actually really cool.

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See I can't wear it because you
don't you need hair protection. Yeah,

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you can look like a schmuck.
Yeah, I could rub on the

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bold. I feel like I'm offending
someone. I don't think I have to

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look at that package. Yes,
but you're not offending anyone. You put

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the whole out. You look like
a victim. To me. This picture

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is insane. Yeah, it's bad. It's so. You were just walking

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into work today and someone fired one
from the corner of the parking garage.

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Bam, arrow through the head.
That's the name. Yeah, we'll get

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a TikTok the next break. Probably
this will work. Thank you for the

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one for my gift. Welcome follow
that TikTok? Or at one hundred and

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forty bucks? Were they were there
other options? Or this was the only

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I put arrow through the head like
the very first on on? Yes,

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how much was it ten bucks?
Eleven eleven dollars? I'm actually impressed it

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does look straight. I was worried
about that, sad. Yeah, you

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got it. Well, you've got
it. You can it's a thick wire,

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so you have a maximummendability. Yeah, and once again it's not going

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through his head. There's metals.
Yeah, a metal park. People don't

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know that. When they first see
you, they're going to be worried that

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I was in a skirmish. Yeah, in the Old West, is going

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to scream when you walk in.
I don't even think he knows what an

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arrow is that. You know what
that is? Do you? Yeah?

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If I say what is in what's
in daddy's head? He's not going to

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say, oh, arrow, bro, not like that. He's got a

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stick in his head. Ye,
but he knows it's a I think inherently

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there's a point on that end and
feathers on the back. He knows.

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Does he not play cowboys in Native
America? Cowboys and Indigenous Americans? No,

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we don't. We don't do that. You look cool. They don't

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even have any guns or anything.
Okay, I think that's probably good.

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Yeah, he looks cool, pretty
cool. Actually, it actually looks really

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good at the hat on it.
Do I look bad ass? Yes?

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Noah, Okay, it's perfect,
all right, keep it on all day.

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I'm want to get ten more of
these, please, Yeah shows,

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strut around the hallways, get to
the sales department. Yeah. Say they

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think it's funny, guys, funny? What do you mean why they already

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don't get us? Right, let's
play the intro this. Yeah, it

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looks cool sharp. He can't even
get it on his headphones back on now?

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All right? You want one?
Now? Don't you make it?

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Do you want to wear it?
Maybe later? Maybe during my next reliant

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spot. Okay, I think he
wants to wear it somehow. We'll get

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you updated under Rashi Rice situation at
seventh there, guys, we have a

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bird flu issue here. A person
got infected with it. All right,

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the first human case in Texas?
Is this the macaw up in the tree?

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No, this actually comes from cow, which makes it way more confusing.

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So the risk to the general public
is believed to be low. But

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that's what they told us when COVID
started. So basically, a person had

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close contact with an infected cow,
he'd get the cow had got the avian

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flu, and that person was out
in the Panhandle working cattle. As if

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the cattle and the Panhandle haven't been
through enough this year. Somehow that person

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got infected with the bird flu and
they the primary symptom was, sorry,

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it was eye redness. I redness, Yeah, not ed rhiness, eye

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redness. So you might be thinking, oh, I just got a stein

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in my eye, or I'm stoned, yeah, or if someone farted on

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my pillow, like all these things
traditionally think hosting the Olympics. I'm Bob

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Costas. Now. Now the symptoms
do include this, Do any of these

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things sound good to you? Fever, coughs, sore throat, nosego,

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headaches, fatigue, shortness of bread, diarrha, nausea, vomiting or seizures.

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Basically all the Jaradian side effects all
at once. Those are your symptoms.

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Now, the US Department of Agriculture
said there's no safety concerned for the

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commercial milk supply because all the milk
that's being produced from the infected cows in

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the Panhandle is being dumped. Oh, which I'm like, where you dumping

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it? Yeah, streams and rivers, probably in white Rock Creek. Yeah,

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jarlt down another regatta because of bird
flu milk. People at white Rock

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Lake are like, we've been through
enough milk. Bird flu, it's the

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one that happens every year. I
feel like bird flu West Nile. There's

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usually some type of pig flu,
usually to swine flow. Yeah, oh

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zekea. That was mosquito based rain. Yeah, I guess ebola is way

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bigger. But that comes to mind
of the terrifying things. Now. I

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don't know about how how things spread
and things like that outside of the basic

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way. But this person got it
from touching a cow. You know how

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many people touch cows. Then we're
around them, we're on someone they know.

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You will encounter someone today who has
touched a cow. You encounter someone

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today who knows someone who has touched
a cow in the last twenty four hours.

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Do you think someone listening is touching
a cow right now? Yes,

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I'd love to hear from them.
Don't even put your phone down, Carrie,

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he had the number half dialed.
All right, Bubba, I'm near

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a cow. I mean, there's
I guarantee you someone's near a count right

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now. Our buddy Brick is a
rancher. Now, yeah, he works

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the cow fields every morning every morn. Gotta feed them, feed them those

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pellets. I don't know, God
cows the other night, I was at

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the farm. Do you guys have
cows? Uh? At the Olney farm.

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That's a ranch, you do.
Well? Okay, so you're the

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one saying that everybody else around here
has been touching cows, and you're probably

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the most likely culprit. I'm trying
to tell you touching cows every night.

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He has knew what I had last
night, cow eye redness. You did,

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and you're not just telling me.
It's an hour into this, guys,

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I have the bird flu. Prankcha. That's when you attack. This

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is what you peacefully last night after
just rolling over the night before. Because

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dapra fools, someone can get your
break into your house. I'm good.

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Saw two cowties this morning on the
way into work as well. That's two

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huge ones, huge ones and daring
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just kind of this is my domain. Yeah, well it is not as

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much as it is ours. It's
like Cowty's made the road. County didn't

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pour the asphalt to help them make
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Yeah, but the coyotes' ancestors traverse
that land before it was ever a

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road, meaning it was theirs long
before it was yours, Cavio, and

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you were telling me that their ancestors
one of them could be the same guy

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and the Smiffy's packages. Smiffy's packaging. That guy went by water Buffalo.

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How did any in chiefs always have
cool names? We all know anyone.

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I got a friend named Bear,
I guess, and we had no tiger.

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Well, the names get passed down, I think, right, yeah,

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I guess, And typically their names
mean something, right, it translates

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to something else, mean something.
I mean, what does Danny mean?

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Look? Who knows? But it's
not like a bunch of Navajo friends.

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I live in Arizona and I was
an incredibly fast runner and they actually gave

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me a Navajo name. They said
I was Wanan Dete, and the Navajo

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tribe that means son of the wind. Danny's I have Danny's. Let me

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put it this way. Danny doesn't
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dumb way, arrow through head,
dead, easy shot, wasn't moving.

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Danny is a boy name of Hebrew
origin, meaning God is my judge.

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I've heard that before because Daniel,
who was a servant of God, was

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thrown into a lions den and saved
by an angel in the Old Testament.

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Yes, the angel came down into
the lions Dan Mikey and sealed the mouths

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of the lions so they could not
bite Daniel, and he was able to

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escape. They're about to whoop your
ass. I don't want to read,

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Mike, Michael. Oh, it's
probably something. It's the greatest one.

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I got to take this arrow off. Don't wait me that way. It's

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gonna you have to put it out
with the feathers, Michael, meaning who

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is like God? Score just like
God. This name will enable you to

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raise baby on the path of faith, raised baby, who is like God?

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You don't think I learned that early? Okay? Well I was just

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kind of nodded. I'm like,
okay, yeah. What does Jimise mean?

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Holder of the heel and leg pooler? That sounds like you spell it

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right, j M I s yeah, interesting, holder of the heel and

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leg pooler. This is like wrestling. It looks so cool. Mikey's got

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the that looks badass. Mikey has
an arrow through his head. Now,

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okay, does look Mike. I
have a question for you guys. Let's

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say that you were riding the planes
and it's you know, I don't know,

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eighteen thirty and you're attacked because you're
on somebody else's land and they fire

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an arrow at you, and let's
say it goes through the meaty part of

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your bicep. Okay, so basically
it's still your arm and it looks like

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it does on your head. Would
you know how to remove the arrow from

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your arm? Yeah? How break
the arrowhead side off? Crank that rod

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the other way. That's right.
How do you know try? Of course

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we know that's right because we spend
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He hits the artery? Do you
hit the main artery? You bleed

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out? You hit an important vein
while doing that. You're gonna know whether

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you hit a major artery or not
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producing. Pretty sure. Back then, you would just yell medic, medic,

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Jesus medica. You're out with like
two of your idiot buddies on the

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Yanno Estacado and some Native American hits
you from way downtown. Yeah, you're

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gonna call for medic. You hear
someone, y'all, Kobe from the nearby

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forest. Kobe. Yeah. And
then you're laughing. Yeah, had shot

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their arm an arrow bone arrow experts. That's that's pretty bad. At that

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archer is pretty cool. Yeah,
I mean it seems like a lot to

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carry around, but it's pretty cool. Now. There would be concern that

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the person that launched the arrow dipped
the tip of the arrowhead in poop.

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Yeah, because then you get an
infection and your arm will fall off or

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you might just die. Yeah,
get it, You'll get sepsis or something,

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or some kind of cursed concoction that
the tribal chief made to poison you

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and maybe poison your family for generations
to come. Peblished to stink back.

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Then, man, well they can't
have bed, bath and beyond Kevin,

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they didn't have bath. They only
had beyond. Can you imagine their toenail

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situations? Oh my god, what
pick them? Yeah, use a knife

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to cut ah. That's terrible.
I'm so glad we live in these times.

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Yeah, these times are the best. I would kill for a little

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time, make French manicure. Yeah, because I'm kind of I'm in the

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middle of rereading Cormick McCarthy's Blood Meridian. Don't ask me why. It's the

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most violent book you've ever read in
your life. But it's just put you

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your imagination into what it must have
been like to live in the Texas or

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Mexico wandering around in the eighteen hundreds. It doesn't sound like fun. No,

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the country artists try to glorify it. I'm damn two thirds of the

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way through this book and they have
not even mentioned a bath, not even

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mentioned No, it's like The Walking
Dead. You never saw them brush their

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teeth or take showers, but somehow
they were all kind of looking kind of

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hot. Most every movie ever,
Yeah, no one ever has to stop

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to go tee tee. Yeah,
the big minute here, we got to

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kill these albas. Hold on,
Carl, I gotta pay got to Danny's

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right though. And it's not something
And I thought about it plenty, how

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we would last one day in the
real world. And I and then someone

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here in this like, yeah,
well I'm hard, Well, yeah hard,

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We're not hard. No, it
is hard. Now. It's like

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the guys handful of people are like
kind of legit. It's like the guys

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who say that they could go beat
Caitlin Clark in one on one, Like,

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no, you couldn't. You wouldn't
score a bucket. You know.

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It's everyone thinks they're kind of hard
and then they get hit with actually having

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to do it right. It's so
easy to talk a big game and then

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you have to go live it out. Sure enough, there you are bleeding

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out from the bicep with arrow inside
of you. Try doing a radio program

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with an arrow directly through your skull, and it's it's harder than it looks.

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It is quite hurting on both sides, Like by my temples, that's

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where I'm feeling. You can feel
the back of your brain start to compensate

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and it's leading to this throbbing in
your head. Not so much here or

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here, but right's right here as
it looks straight, but with no hat

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sat right, yeah, yeah,
you need hat hair. Let's get that

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out on social media so we can
show the audience this terrible thing that's happened

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in studio disaster. Coming up next, the Ranger season has already taken a

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huge speed bump. We'll also have
a doctor give us the consensus on what

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he thinks how long this might affect
them. Next to ninety seven won the Freak