The Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak, the Rangers one last
night, but bad things happened to tell you what that was? At seven,
we'll even have the Good Doctor on for a couple of minutes. Put
your too, sorry. All from inside supports medicine Saturdays. In the Freak,
it's gonna tell us how long do you have to sit out when an
idiot hits you in the wrist with the baseball? This guy, well,
he's a picture. You're not allowed to hit three people. I'm sorry,
go away another week in spring training, maybe early season, rust just top
hitting people. It's effing stupid. Your job is to not do that.
We'll say, eroldus on the hand and Dully's oh what did I say?
Els? I can see how it could happen, Probably the first that's ever
happened the world. No, Dave Rimon did it seven times last night.
He had a Dulies on the hand. Yeah, and others. Yeah,
teammate and then I think other teammates. I forgot point. Is that much
hurt? So bad? Yeah? Josh, young monster. We're doing it
at seven it we're doing it at seven, Okay, but I do It's
like miss the whole year, Like, what's gonna happen now? You fracture
your wrist just because Phil can't get the ball over the plate? Phil,
when's the last good feeling? How many good feels feel? Michelson? Yeah,
my dad? Oh your dad's a Phil. I'm sorry, Philip,
Yeah, so sorry, man, I take it all back, n take
it back Phil. Oh, let's do this way. Do you have a
gift to get someone? Let's do that and then we'll do the most.
So last week it was Steve Martin's birthday. Remember yeah, oh hell yeah,
this is I got a present. I guess it's for Danny. I
don't know, it's for all of us. I'm gonna guess DVD copy of
the Jerk. It's something that I'm gonna have to wear. It is authentic
from the band Smithies. Arrow through the head, Yes, arrow through the
head. Still new end package. It's incredible. And also think about we
could maybe do this for the TikTok yep because that would definitely work. Yes,
I will say, look at the little of the picture on the package.
Oh my god, where did you get this from? Amazon? So
blame blame on Jeff put this on the picture? Oh you can't do that.
He is a very white dude dressed is a very stereotypical Native American with
paint on under his eyes and some sort of headdress on. And then he
is wearing the arrow through the head gag which it turns out to be a
gag which he appears to be gasping and cross eyes. He's cross eyed.
Oka, take it out, let's see it is that the TikTok? Is
it someone wearing it or is it us calling out this cultural issue? Because
that could that could people love? Taking people down? That could spread it
too. Who are you taking there? Take down Smithy's Smiffy's, dude,
We have no chance. Did you get this on Amazon? Yeah? He's
yeah. So you know it's legit. I have to put it together.
Yeah, some assembly required. That's way more assembly than I would have thought
for an arrow in the head a three foot long package. It's the wire
part in the middle and then okay, so and then I don't know if
anyone is trying to visualize this, let me walk you through it, because
this is not a magic arrow that does go through your head. There's two
pieces of the arrow and there's like a wire curved connector that goes over the
top of your head, so the arrow doesn't have to actually go through your
head. All right, get that headset off and get that hat off.
Really, I gotta put this on now now. Actually it might look good
with the hat over it. No, okay, what you're thinking about it?
Can you? Guys? Vamp? I want you to do it?
Oh god, his headphones off? What are we gonna do? His hat
is coming off off, his hats off? Put the head arrow on a
head? Look at me, it's too big. Happened to Danny. No,
I thought they were just throwing tomatoes at our windows. The doctor say
he's only got three months to live. You can live. The rest of
your life is on you. Don't take that arrow out. But if you
move it or here, you can go. It bends down if you can
both sides up. Oh yeah, okay classic. Oh it looks better with
the hat on. Oh my god, it really does. J Look at
that looks like it's going right through his head. There's a curved piece of
metal. I have an arrow through my head. People. Oh yeah,
Danny are okay? I think I'm gonna be all right. It's just a
flesh wound. Steve Martin. Did that actually walk in your house today with
that on? That was what we got it for. See what Malcolm?
How Malcolm reacts, look straight up and just tell him I'm a wild and
crazy guy. Yeah is it pretty cool? Yeah, it's actually really cool.
See I can't wear it because you don't you need hair protection. Yeah,
you can look like a schmuck. Yeah, I could rub on the
bold. I feel like I'm offending someone. I don't think I have to
look at that package. Yes, but you're not offending anyone. You put
the whole out. You look like a victim. To me. This picture
is insane. Yeah, it's bad. It's so. You were just walking
into work today and someone fired one from the corner of the parking garage.
Bam, arrow through the head. That's the name. Yeah, we'll get
a TikTok the next break. Probably this will work. Thank you for the
one for my gift. Welcome follow that TikTok? Or at one hundred and
forty bucks? Were they were there other options? Or this was the only
I put arrow through the head like the very first on on? Yes,
how much was it ten bucks? Eleven eleven dollars? I'm actually impressed it
does look straight. I was worried about that, sad. Yeah, you
got it. Well, you've got it. You can it's a thick wire,
so you have a maximummendability. Yeah, and once again it's not going
through his head. There's metals. Yeah, a metal park. People don't
know that. When they first see you, they're going to be worried that
I was in a skirmish. Yeah, in the Old West, is going
to scream when you walk in. I don't even think he knows what an
arrow is that. You know what that is? Do you? Yeah?
If I say what is in what's in daddy's head? He's not going to
say, oh, arrow, bro, not like that. He's got a
stick in his head. Ye, but he knows it's a I think inherently
there's a point on that end and feathers on the back. He knows.
Does he not play cowboys in Native America? Cowboys and Indigenous Americans? No,
we don't. We don't do that. You look cool. They don't
even have any guns or anything. Okay, I think that's probably good.
Yeah, he looks cool, pretty cool. Actually, it actually looks really
good at the hat on it. Do I look bad ass? Yes?
Noah, Okay, it's perfect, all right, keep it on all day.
I'm want to get ten more of these, please, Yeah shows,
strut around the hallways, get to the sales department. Yeah. Say they
think it's funny, guys, funny? What do you mean why they already
don't get us? Right, let's play the intro this. Yeah, it
looks cool sharp. He can't even get it on his headphones back on now?
All right? You want one? Now? Don't you make it?
Do you want to wear it? Maybe later? Maybe during my next reliant
spot. Okay, I think he wants to wear it somehow. We'll get
you updated under Rashi Rice situation at seventh there, guys, we have a
bird flu issue here. A person got infected with it. All right,
the first human case in Texas? Is this the macaw up in the tree?
No, this actually comes from cow, which makes it way more confusing.
So the risk to the general public is believed to be low. But
that's what they told us when COVID started. So basically, a person had
close contact with an infected cow, he'd get the cow had got the avian
flu, and that person was out in the Panhandle working cattle. As if
the cattle and the Panhandle haven't been through enough this year. Somehow that person
got infected with the bird flu and they the primary symptom was, sorry,
it was eye redness. I redness, Yeah, not ed rhiness, eye
redness. So you might be thinking, oh, I just got a stein
in my eye, or I'm stoned, yeah, or if someone farted on
my pillow, like all these things traditionally think hosting the Olympics. I'm Bob
Costas. Now. Now the symptoms do include this, Do any of these
things sound good to you? Fever, coughs, sore throat, nosego,
headaches, fatigue, shortness of bread, diarrha, nausea, vomiting or seizures.
Basically all the Jaradian side effects all at once. Those are your symptoms.
Now, the US Department of Agriculture said there's no safety concerned for the
commercial milk supply because all the milk that's being produced from the infected cows in
the Panhandle is being dumped. Oh, which I'm like, where you dumping
it? Yeah, streams and rivers, probably in white Rock Creek. Yeah,
jarlt down another regatta because of bird flu milk. People at white Rock
Lake are like, we've been through enough milk. Bird flu, it's the
one that happens every year. I feel like bird flu West Nile. There's
usually some type of pig flu, usually to swine flow. Yeah, oh
zekea. That was mosquito based rain. Yeah, I guess ebola is way
bigger. But that comes to mind of the terrifying things. Now. I
don't know about how how things spread and things like that outside of the basic
way. But this person got it from touching a cow. You know how
many people touch cows. Then we're around them, we're on someone they know.
You will encounter someone today who has touched a cow. You encounter someone
today who knows someone who has touched a cow in the last twenty four hours.
Do you think someone listening is touching a cow right now? Yes,
I'd love to hear from them. Don't even put your phone down, Carrie,
he had the number half dialed. All right, Bubba, I'm near
a cow. I mean, there's I guarantee you someone's near a count right
now. Our buddy Brick is a rancher. Now, yeah, he works
the cow fields every morning every morn. Gotta feed them, feed them those
pellets. I don't know, God cows the other night, I was at
the farm. Do you guys have cows? Uh? At the Olney farm.
That's a ranch, you do. Well? Okay, so you're the
one saying that everybody else around here has been touching cows, and you're probably
the most likely culprit. I'm trying to tell you touching cows every night.
He has knew what I had last night, cow eye redness. You did,
and you're not just telling me. It's an hour into this, guys,
I have the bird flu. Prankcha. That's when you attack. This
is what you peacefully last night after just rolling over the night before. Because
dapra fools, someone can get your break into your house. I'm good.
Saw two cowties this morning on the way into work as well. That's two
huge ones, huge ones and daring out in the middle of the street,
just kind of this is my domain. Yeah, well it is not as
much as it is ours. It's like Cowty's made the road. County didn't
pour the asphalt to help them make that road at water View and a Rapah.
Yeah, but the coyotes' ancestors traverse that land before it was ever a
road, meaning it was theirs long before it was yours, Cavio, and
you were telling me that their ancestors one of them could be the same guy
and the Smiffy's packages. Smiffy's packaging. That guy went by water Buffalo.
How did any in chiefs always have cool names? We all know anyone.
I got a friend named Bear, I guess, and we had no tiger.
Well, the names get passed down, I think, right, yeah,
I guess, And typically their names mean something, right, it translates
to something else, mean something. I mean, what does Danny mean?
Look? Who knows? But it's not like a bunch of Navajo friends.
I live in Arizona and I was an incredibly fast runner and they actually gave
me a Navajo name. They said I was Wanan Dete, and the Navajo
tribe that means son of the wind. Danny's I have Danny's. Let me
put it this way. Danny doesn't mean eagle soaring across plane. It means
dumb way, arrow through head, dead, easy shot, wasn't moving.
Danny is a boy name of Hebrew origin, meaning God is my judge.
I've heard that before because Daniel, who was a servant of God, was
thrown into a lions den and saved by an angel in the Old Testament.
Yes, the angel came down into the lions Dan Mikey and sealed the mouths
of the lions so they could not bite Daniel, and he was able to
escape. They're about to whoop your ass. I don't want to read,
Mike, Michael. Oh, it's probably something. It's the greatest one.
I got to take this arrow off. Don't wait me that way. It's
gonna you have to put it out with the feathers, Michael, meaning who
is like God? Score just like God. This name will enable you to
raise baby on the path of faith, raised baby, who is like God?
You don't think I learned that early? Okay? Well I was just
kind of nodded. I'm like, okay, yeah. What does Jimise mean?
Holder of the heel and leg pooler? That sounds like you spell it
right, j M I s yeah, interesting, holder of the heel and
leg pooler. This is like wrestling. It looks so cool. Mikey's got
the that looks badass. Mikey has an arrow through his head. Now,
okay, does look Mike. I have a question for you guys. Let's
say that you were riding the planes and it's you know, I don't know,
eighteen thirty and you're attacked because you're on somebody else's land and they fire
an arrow at you, and let's say it goes through the meaty part of
your bicep. Okay, so basically it's still your arm and it looks like
it does on your head. Would you know how to remove the arrow from
your arm? Yeah? How break the arrowhead side off? Crank that rod
the other way. That's right. How do you know try? Of course
we know that's right because we spend time on How else would you do it?
He hits the artery? Do you hit the main artery? You bleed
out? You hit an important vein while doing that. You're gonna know whether
you hit a major artery or not because of the amount of blood that's it's
producing. Pretty sure. Back then, you would just yell medic, medic,
Jesus medica. You're out with like two of your idiot buddies on the
Yanno Estacado and some Native American hits you from way downtown. Yeah, you're
gonna call for medic. You hear someone, y'all, Kobe from the nearby
forest. Kobe. Yeah. And then you're laughing. Yeah, had shot
their arm an arrow bone arrow experts. That's that's pretty bad. At that
archer is pretty cool. Yeah, I mean it seems like a lot to
carry around, but it's pretty cool. Now. There would be concern that
the person that launched the arrow dipped the tip of the arrowhead in poop.
Yeah, because then you get an infection and your arm will fall off or
you might just die. Yeah, get it, You'll get sepsis or something,
or some kind of cursed concoction that the tribal chief made to poison you
and maybe poison your family for generations to come. Peblished to stink back.
Then, man, well they can't have bed, bath and beyond Kevin,
they didn't have bath. They only had beyond. Can you imagine their toenail
situations? Oh my god, what pick them? Yeah, use a knife
to cut ah. That's terrible. I'm so glad we live in these times.
Yeah, these times are the best. I would kill for a little
time, make French manicure. Yeah, because I'm kind of I'm in the
middle of rereading Cormick McCarthy's Blood Meridian. Don't ask me why. It's the
most violent book you've ever read in your life. But it's just put you
your imagination into what it must have been like to live in the Texas or
Mexico wandering around in the eighteen hundreds. It doesn't sound like fun. No,
the country artists try to glorify it. I'm damn two thirds of the
way through this book and they have not even mentioned a bath, not even
mentioned No, it's like The Walking Dead. You never saw them brush their
teeth or take showers, but somehow they were all kind of looking kind of
hot. Most every movie ever, Yeah, no one ever has to stop
to go tee tee. Yeah, the big minute here, we got to
kill these albas. Hold on, Carl, I gotta pay got to Danny's
right though. And it's not something And I thought about it plenty, how
we would last one day in the real world. And I and then someone
here in this like, yeah, well I'm hard, Well, yeah hard,
We're not hard. No, it is hard. Now. It's like
the guys handful of people are like kind of legit. It's like the guys
who say that they could go beat Caitlin Clark in one on one, Like,
no, you couldn't. You wouldn't score a bucket. You know.
It's everyone thinks they're kind of hard and then they get hit with actually having
to do it right. It's so easy to talk a big game and then
you have to go live it out. Sure enough, there you are bleeding
out from the bicep with arrow inside of you. Try doing a radio program
with an arrow directly through your skull, and it's it's harder than it looks.
It is quite hurting on both sides, Like by my temples, that's
where I'm feeling. You can feel the back of your brain start to compensate
and it's leading to this throbbing in your head. Not so much here or
here, but right's right here as it looks straight, but with no hat
sat right, yeah, yeah, you need hat hair. Let's get that
out on social media so we can show the audience this terrible thing that's happened
in studio disaster. Coming up next, the Ranger season has already taken a
huge speed bump. We'll also have a doctor give us the consensus on what
he thinks how long this might affect them. Next to ninety seven won the Freak