WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:04.960 All right, so we rise from the Kangaroo and we go to Gilligan's. 2 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:12.320 Culver and Jamie are once again. There's this kind of do you remember when 3 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:17.879 John and Olivia got split up on the dance floor of the Right l High 4 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:23.879 Dance Competition. Yeah, that's what happened to them. Numerous times tonight. 5 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:30.879 A forty five year old Cuban woman named Chachajjoria would come in and just kind 6 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:35.840 of do this separation. Yeah, I mean, except by this scenario, 7 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:57.759 I guess, Luca. Yeah, welcome aboard another Brands making new episode of 8 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.799 another below decked podcast, I'm Dealing. I'm settled up next to one Patrick 9 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:07.760 Kikey. Permission to come aboard. Granted you're massed up man, Yeah yeah, 10 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.159 I just want the audience to understand if he sounds like he got kicked 11 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:14.840 in the head. These guys he got kicked in the head. Yeah. 12 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:19.159 I feel like I might be a little concussed right now. You know, 13 00:01:19.239 --> 00:01:26.159 there's just there's jerks and kickbocking. I think I'm concuss Yeah, I think 14 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:33.000 I'm concuss. So we're here to talk about the season finale of season two. 15 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:38.640 Yeah, this is my tongue is not working right now. I don't 16 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:42.319 think the pot helped at all. But listen, it is a somber occasion 17 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:47.079 because this season has been a tremendous amount of fun. I'm sad it's over. 18 00:01:47.439 --> 00:01:51.480 I really am sad too. It was quite a ride, real boring 19 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:55.719 episode though it was, But you know, it was nice to see that 20 00:01:55.760 --> 00:02:01.560 there's no loyalty in being a sea rat. God, you turn your back 21 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:05.319 for a millisecond and your girlfriend's going to the med with a sea red even 22 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:09.719 shorter than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a heartbreaking sequence of 23 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:15.520 events there for old butter Boy. Oh my god. I actually felt bad 24 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:16.599 for him a little bit. I did two and then he was like, 25 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:23.759 take this this starfish that I got you when we when I proposed to you, 26 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:25.680 and it just I was like Culver's back. But I did feel really 27 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:29.639 bad for him. Anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. We have some 28 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:34.240 public service announcements to take care. Yes we do. Okay, people, 29 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:37.960 if you liked Bachelor and then you came over here because we weren't doing The 30 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.960 Bachelor anymore, go back over to bad TV. By the way, we 31 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:45.400 have we released the episodes of Belowdeck on Bad TV over there. Anyway, 32 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.479 we're doing the Great Home. It's a nice little nest. I think we 33 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:52.800 dropped four episodes a week in there, don't maybe, yeah, yeah, 34 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:57.919 Well anyway, for now it's going to be the Golden Bachelor ex Golden Bachelor, 35 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.159 and we'll also give you a couple episodes of Love Is before we put 36 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:04.599 the rest of the season behind the paywall that is Patreon dot com slash another 37 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.439 podcast network. Yeah, you're really knocking it out of the park here. 38 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:12.240 Sure. Also later this week we've talked about it. Some of you have 39 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:14.919 complained about it, thinking that we didn't actually pull it off. We are 40 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:19.280 dropping our episode with Frasier from what do you call it? Below deck Og 41 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:23.039 with Gosh. I had put this out of my head, but I guess 42 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:31.400 just some listeners really took issue the public service announcement to the fans. You 43 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:36.560 can scream into the void all you like, but me and Patrick are just 44 00:03:36.639 --> 00:03:39.759 gonna do what we're going to do. Okay, obligations, what do they 45 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:46.520 mean? It depends on the day. But you'll get the fucking ear food 46 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:51.719 when we give it to you. Okay, Well, you guys are gonna 47 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:54.400 love the Frasier interview and I'll tell you why, because a lot of it 48 00:03:54.439 --> 00:03:59.599 is about Captain Sandy and her season's just around the corner, and we'll be 49 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.960 covering that out of course. Yeah, so I think you'll enjoy Frasier's thoughts 50 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:08.319 on Captain Sandy. Yeah. Also, I don't know if it's a new 51 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:12.560 sponsor yet, but maybe I'm gonna get myself a little heat here, might 52 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:16.199 lose some listeners. There's another podcast in the below deck space. Yah right, 53 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:24.800 really a really good one and one that we're welcoming into this little community 54 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:30.120 of ours with big, big, wide open arms. Should we just let 55 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:32.439 the audience here at delt Yeah, do you want to play? Yeah, 56 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:36.160 let's play it. Let's throw you only here. And the name of our 57 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:42.160 podcast is Salty for obvious reasons, especially for those of you who do know 58 00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:46.720 me. For those of you who don't know me, you'll understand soon. 59 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:53.240 And this is also my trustee, sidekick and personal assistant, personal assistant Sam, 60 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:57.279 Hey there, who is here to keep me grounded or make a feeble 61 00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:00.920 attempt at such just when you're off the boat, what are we going to 62 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:03.800 talk about? Let's have some guests really boring. Well, let's see if 63 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:11.800 he can pull it off, man, I and Pat Wishley just all the 64 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:17.759 fun in the world. I don't understand why he is doing pop culture recaps. 65 00:05:18.519 --> 00:05:23.360 I mean, listen, I don't know why we're doing pop culture recaps. 66 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:28.399 But I definitely don't understand why Lee is doing popco Well. I mean, 67 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:30.600 if we don't have a guest, because I don't like anybody, we'll 68 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:41.560 just talk about the Real Housewives of Miami. What we have to get into 69 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:47.920 this show, talk about Luyne. Oh, we gotta get into a old 70 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:54.199 shannabadoor. Oh yeah, we'll do that at PMZ. Yeah, fifty eight 71 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:58.920 And you're driving your car into someone's house and you gotta rest for you, 72 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:01.519 I think you let me take a long look in the mirror. I'm just 73 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:05.920 saying, and it'll be a painful one. But you have to stay rooted 74 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:14.560 despite all of the darkness that comes barreling towards you. You have to stay 75 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:20.000 rooted because what Harvey, what's the Golden Retriever's name? And he was in 76 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:24.120 the car and I saw it. Ruby, send me the TMZ footage. 77 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:27.160 We'll get into it on PMZ. Okay, we have job to do here. 78 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:30.360 Yes, yes, we got to cover the final episode of Below Deck, 79 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:36.079 no reunion. Sorry, folks, for the life of me, I 80 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:43.879 just I don't know if it's laziness. Well we know why, well the 81 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:47.639 mark I know, I don't understand why that. If you take the Margo 82 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:55.399 thing, you can address it in a very supportive and beneficial way. Don't 83 00:06:55.439 --> 00:07:02.519 have rat face from Latvia on and don't have scumbag bucket hat yeah on the 84 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:06.000 show, and just let's have a ball doing a reunion. Well, it 85 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:10.160 would have to be addressed, and I think they were being sensitive Tomorrogo to 86 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:13.839 not have to put her through that discussion. Okay, all right, I'll 87 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:16.519 just throwing that out there. Also, Bravos had a bit of an issue 88 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:20.360 as of late, and as we discussed with Fraser if you remember his last 89 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:25.360 season, they also buried a reunion too because their season was problematic. These 90 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:30.000 fucking producers need to understand that they're dealing with sea rats on the high seas. 91 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:33.800 Let's keep a better eye out, okay, because this ship is going 92 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:40.160 to ruin this show. It's maritime law, but it's being filmed, so 93 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:46.240 it needs to listen. It's a tough job, but I don't think they're 94 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:48.160 doing a good job. So far. Yeah, we would have liked late 95 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:51.120 the reunion, but I on a certain level, I understand why you had 96 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:55.759 to ah right, not do it. But we have a finale, yes 97 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:59.399 we do? Or should we get into our thoughts? Well, I already 98 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:01.480 addressed. My favorite part was the lesson to be learned is there's no loyalty 99 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:05.920 and see Rapham. Also, I'm not sure of his name, but whoever, 100 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.759 Melissa's husband is a blockhead looking motherfucker. Dana point, Yeah, the 101 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:18.399 lighting of the onion avocado is his favorite part. The onion tower. How 102 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:22.600 the old are you? How old are you? Can? I tell you 103 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:24.759 the problem with a guy like this And I wish I knew his name because 104 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:28.399 I'd like to attack him more. Your your parents loved you too much, 105 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.440 you douche. Okay, that's why everyone else hates you. Well, this 106 00:08:31.559 --> 00:08:37.799 is this is the issue with places. The onion vulcan is my favorite part. 107 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:43.519 These places in kind of the South, the southern curve of southern California. 108 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.519 Dana point to San Diego. You know, there's too much sun there 109 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:56.480 and people are just bubbly, and it's just grading an onion tower throwing shrip 110 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:03.639 at people. What are we too in here. It's hot hot shrimp. 111 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:09.360 I don't want it thrown at my head my favorite parts. Coming on, 112 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:16.960 Dude, you have pubic hair that's gray. Grow up all right, don't 113 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:22.000 I told you before we started the show not talking about pubic hair. Okay, 114 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:26.000 how many oh? I'm giving the season ninety knots? Great job, 115 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:33.399 great job. Okay, So tonight's episode. The issue that I've had with 116 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:39.039 the season is particularly with the Jay Wow and Serena stuff. There's just stuff 117 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:46.720 that's clearly going on that's not going on. But maybe Jay Wow flipping out 118 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:52.159 and blacking out and becoming an evil zombie tonight was not caused by anything we 119 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:56.399 didn't see. But there's just like this messiness with all of it here, 120 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:00.240 a little inside baseball. I hope I'm not talking out of turn. Are 121 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.720 crossing the line of below decks. Let's well, maybe we'll bleep it. 122 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:11.399 Well, I'll just say more than one uh current cast member reached out to 123 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:13.799 let me know that the Jua you saw in the final episode is pretty much 124 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:18.600 the Jual that exists. Yeah, he did a pretty good job, and 125 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:22.799 I'd say production probably did a good job editing him being a just a comeback 126 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:26.480 hid Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now he's still a douche. Okay, 127 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:33.120 Yeah, it's tough with him because of the the elephant bone, and but 128 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:39.080 all Sea rats have a lot of tragedy. He takes the cake with tragedy. 129 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:45.120 He shot himself, right, and and I'm not defending his behavior. 130 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:50.360 I'm just I'm just saying it makes it more difficult to feel as though he's 131 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:52.600 an asshole. Right, I still feel it, of course, right. 132 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:58.759 And we should be evaluating the show based on what Bravo gave us as opposed 133 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:05.840 to all the chitter chat we're on those dmsh so ninety nine Pots season, 134 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:13.759 the season was fantastic. Ninety two Pot season, the season was fantastic. 135 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:20.639 Hirings, Firings, Smart Balls of Snake Stuff, Heartbreak, Love, Brotherhood, 136 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:24.320 Sisterhood, Oh Learning, Failing and more. I thought it was just 137 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:30.840 a fantastic episode. Captain, Jason and Asia need to keep helming new versions 138 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:33.559 of the show. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm talking I turn here. 139 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:35.159 If these people are really in the show, I think Kermit maybe on another 140 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:41.440 vessel as we speak. Unfortunately, Well, hot Captain needs to be hot, 141 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:46.320 Captain, he needs to be hot. Captain. He ain't going anywhere. 142 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:48.360 If they don't cast him for another season of this, he'll be on 143 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:54.759 what's that one? Special Forces? We ain't going anywhere? He'll be what 144 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:56.759 are you talking about? It's a reality TV show on Fox where they have 145 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:01.360 But I don't want to see hot Captain in that capacity, you don't. 146 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:05.279 I want to see him helming condemned fishing vessels and you know, kind of 147 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:09.879 getting shrimp thrown in his mouth. All right, so let's get into it. 148 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.960 Episode title. She's just not that into you. I like that. 149 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.320 What could that be in relation to We pick up with Serena and Jason having 150 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.720 a quite a little tift over the Is it tiff or tiffed? You're asking 151 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.120 me? I can't speak. I think it's tiff. Well, they get 152 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:31.159 into a squabble over this onion tower. Yeah, And what I love about 153 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:33.840 Captain Hotpants is he watches a couple of videos on onion volcanoes. Next thing, 154 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:35.840 you know, the guy thinks he's a fucking expert on it. Yeah, 155 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:41.679 just stack him right, Yeah, stack the onions right. No culinary 156 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:48.720 engineer is he? He does not understand the kind of technical whirlwind that goes 157 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:56.080 into constructing one of these things successfully. You cannot have oblong rivets of red 158 00:12:56.159 --> 00:13:01.279 onions sloppily stacked on top of one another. That's not how it's fucking done 159 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:05.000 at Benny Hannah. Oh you don't light it with a bit lighter, No, 160 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:09.440 it is. Oh really, Hey, by the way, didn't you 161 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.360 crash a yacht last year? The fucking asshole, get out of here. 162 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:18.120 Not last year. And you don't mean that. You don't mean to call 163 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.279 him a fucking asshole. If he's coming in here being an expert on this, 164 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:24.720 learn how to be an expert on not crashing gigantic boasts into docs. 165 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:28.279 Okay, let's what's worse. I don't want to make an onion tower, 166 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:31.799 or you crash big yachts into docks. Okay, well I think he might 167 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:35.559 accuse you of straw manning. But we are The problem remains. We have 168 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:39.120 to do this onion tower. And Jason does this really bizarre thing where he 169 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:43.759 takes at a preschool a little bit and he shows her what everybody's gonna do 170 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:50.399 when they see these things go off with that edge. He's just he's like, 171 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:54.840 they're gonna be like WHOA. I'm like, what kind of peptoc is. 172 00:13:54.960 --> 00:14:00.519 It was right though it's my favorite part. Also, onion tower hours 173 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:09.399 cannot be built with red onion. And I think everybody knows that. You 174 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.279 know that I haven't been to Benny Hanna's and while so, I'm not sure, 175 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.519 but I do I recollect that they were always white or brown. Yes, 176 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:24.639 because the kind of the cellular wall that can be viewed within a yellow 177 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:31.519 or white or perhaps even a vadea onion adds to this kind of opaqueness to 178 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:39.840 the volcano tower that draws you in. So with that kind of sheath of 179 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:45.480 red on the outside, it's not gonna work. Let's get too more romance 180 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:48.039 with Culver and Jamey. Oh, he gives her another one of those shells. 181 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:52.159 Now, this is cute and endearing. Unfortunately, she's a black widow 182 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:54.759 and his Dylan pointed out last week he's a fucking potato farmer. Yeah, 183 00:14:56.000 --> 00:15:00.000 so this is not gonna work. Otetes. I don't think it is cute. 184 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:03.919 I think it's tired. I don't want a shell. What am I 185 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:07.519 gonna do with the shell? On? Realistically? What are we gonna do 186 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:09.000 with this? Come on, you weren't dating someone in a I don't know. 187 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:13.440 The eighth grade, they handed you something special, like a rock they 188 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.759 found, and you held it dear to your heart. You slept with the 189 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:20.480 goddamn thing. Maybe you lickt it. Oh. I think you're doing that 190 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.759 thing where you're talking about yourself as though it's hypothetical, because I don't think 191 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:31.519 you can broadly speak on people licking rocks. I just don't think it happens 192 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:37.600 that often. Okay, My point is, that's gonna sit somewhere, you 193 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:39.200 know, right, She's gonna get on a plane because they're not going to 194 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:45.440 that job. Olaf's not hiring. She's gonna get through TSA. They're gonna 195 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:48.159 go, what's this And she's gonna go, it's you know what, you 196 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:52.120 know what it is. It's trash, throw it away. So I don't 197 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:56.519 want to see the point of it. We move on to the primary wearing 198 00:15:56.639 --> 00:16:00.360 the it's it's dinner time, it's evening time. The primary is wearing the 199 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:04.120 dress that was singed by Jamie. They try to guilt trapped Margo over this, 200 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:08.279 not them, not Melissa. It's that husband likes onion Towers. Again, 201 00:16:08.360 --> 00:16:11.120 he does something that I really hate, which is he needs to remind 202 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:15.080 you that the dress was destroyed by them. Well it's melted now, so 203 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:19.080 there's nothing we can do about that, complained in a very passive aggressive way, 204 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:26.200 you fucking asshole. But it also doesn't work on Margo. The Cearets 205 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:34.720 cannot for your I mean, for really anything about you. But they're not 206 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:37.919 going to be made to feel guilty about this, especially on Margo. She 207 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:41.759 didn't do anything. So she just stands there, unflappable, and says, 208 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:45.159 you look great, you look fantamic. That's what you gotta do. Fight 209 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:48.320 fire with dumb fire. What I don't think it's dumb fire. Well, 210 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:53.039 it's just it's not an acknowledgement of what that primary did. Yeah, wow, 211 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:57.960 looks great. Oh oh okay, yeah oblivious fire. Yes, yeah, 212 00:16:59.039 --> 00:17:02.759 okay, I seriously all right. So we pick up with Serena. 213 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:06.279 No, that happened many times ago. This was my favorite part of the 214 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:07.960 show. Deal, don't skip over this. No, yeah, I won't. 215 00:17:08.119 --> 00:17:15.119 Well, according to Kermit, because Margo just pulled off making six martinis. 216 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:18.640 Yeah, three espresso and three you got it. Margo's blossomed from a 217 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:25.519 caterpillar cleaning ship marks and a laundry dungeon deforming wings of becoming a sea rat 218 00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:30.960 fly. All right, It is so funny how we have essentially the same 219 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:41.319 exact no, and it's beautiful that Asha is speaking so poetically about this transformation. 220 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:48.559 But be it a laundry caterpillar to a service butterfly. It's there's really 221 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:59.119 been a lateral evolution from sea rat to sea rat, you know. And 222 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:02.640 I'm sorry to say. We love Margot, I do, but Margo's Sira, 223 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:14.079 you know. So Dana point legends head out, fucking weedheads. Taylor 224 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:19.000 was gurgling tequila after they got back from whatever daytime activity they were doing. 225 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:25.920 So she is currently blacked out, not gonna make it to dinner. Are 226 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:29.599 we at dinner yet? Where Benny Hannah has in fact been created? Now 227 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:33.079 the guest joke that it's a George Foreman grill, but is not a George 228 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:41.119 Foreman grill is a flat grill that people generally impulsively buy it Target and they 229 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:45.000 think about making pancakes every week. They do it once and then they put 230 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:48.200 it in a space in the house that it's never seen again, and then 231 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.759 eventually it ends up in the fucking garbage. Yeah. The only people that 232 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:59.319 to get a lot of utility out of black stones are retired YouTube creators who 233 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:04.920 are others who are empty nesters themselves, and people constantly say, oh, 234 00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:08.720 you know, mothers have a real tough time with that. Fathers due too. 235 00:19:08.759 --> 00:19:12.920 They buy blackstones and they start making various different dishes on them, and 236 00:19:14.119 --> 00:19:18.640 it's all kind of gross because the thing just heats up too fast. But 237 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:23.839 before we get to Zerina flipping fish tails, we have a brief little interlude 238 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:29.400 with Culver and jimmy private school girl. Ah yes, yes he is no, 239 00:19:29.400 --> 00:19:30.319 no, no is this when chiuawass, hey, what's up with that 240 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:34.599 job? And then Juao cynical about it working out. This is the first 241 00:19:36.119 --> 00:19:40.079 This is the juaal that we haven't seen that we did see. Hates Colver. 242 00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:45.319 He hates Culver, but yeah, culversus Captain Olav has not said anything 243 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:52.400 yet, but he's also said you got it, no problem, And of 244 00:19:52.440 --> 00:20:03.759 course he kind of clues Jiao in on this very kind of muddled fib with 245 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:07.480 a giant mouth full of steak or whatever it was. And I am happy 246 00:20:07.559 --> 00:20:11.480 to be done with that. We do not need that ever again. So 247 00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:15.240 we get back to this dinner from hell. We're flipping shrimp's ross. I'm 248 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:18.960 glad you know his name. Yeah, bit of mike Kella, Mikela. 249 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.920 Yeah, he stands up like a scarecrow and tries to bite a raw egg. 250 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:30.319 Sit down, you're embarrassing yourself. Yeah, I love a wife. 251 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:34.680 Yeah, sit down? Yeah right, there's so vital. 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Wow. 307 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.720 I guess you know, I guess when you try and manifest something, 308 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:12.400 you can make anything happen. Yeah. You could look at it that way, 309 00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:17.920 or you could look at it as or like this. Uh, it's 310 00:25:17.960 --> 00:25:21.160 a simple thing that they try five times and they got it done once. 311 00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:25.400 You know, manifestation is very very So you're telling me if I went into 312 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:29.319 his bedroom. I wouldn't see a you know, the secret, well, 313 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:32.240 not the secret. He actually would have had like a mouth open with a 314 00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:36.480 shrimp going to he cut out of a bunch of magazines. Okay, it's 315 00:25:36.519 --> 00:25:40.920 your vision boarding like a kind of serial killer ransom note but a man. 316 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:44.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't think that you would 317 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.359 see that in there. I think that you would see the secret on his 318 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:51.799 bedside. Team what happens next dinner goes off better than plann screw it. 319 00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:56.920 Let's cut to next morning. Next morning, ye, espresso is poured and 320 00:25:56.960 --> 00:26:03.519 we put some contacts in for the penultimate time, and I'm really worried about 321 00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:11.319 him. How's he gonna see when she's gone? Joe and Serena are sad. 322 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:12.839 I don't know what the fuck these two kooks are doing. I don't 323 00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:15.680 get what's going on here. Yeah, well, I don't think we're seeing 324 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:21.160 everything that's going on. It's a knuckleball. This love story doesn't make a 325 00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:25.480 lot of sense. Are they a thing? Are they not a thing? 326 00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:29.519 Now? No? No? No? But then in this thing are they 327 00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.880 a thing? The rumor mill is that they actually had a fight before that 328 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.559 very confusing dinner that everybody just thought, like, what's going on with you 329 00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:41.400 two basically being passive aggressive, actually very aggressive with each other, but it's 330 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.680 kind of one side. It was really just her yeah yeah, but perhaps 331 00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:48.799 it was a scene cutout where there was a little little argument that never made 332 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:52.400 into the show. A little would have given context what was really taking place. 333 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:56.160 I know too much. I'm sorry. Well, yeah, and it's 334 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.519 all alleged it is, that's true, and it's all here saying. And 335 00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:03.839 if it's coming from sea rats, it's likely a lot. Yeah, a 336 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.039 sea rat cancel on us this week. I just want to choke that person. 337 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:11.119 Yeah, this is the third time you've done this to us, Sea 338 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:19.599 rat. Okay, they piss me off. You have to. This has 339 00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:26.160 to be water off a duck's back. They're fucking sea rats, man, 340 00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:30.000 that's what happens. I know, I should know better, all right. 341 00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:34.200 So Luca and Jamie are both Yeah, they're both going to the med Sneaky 342 00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:38.200 boy, he's gonna be on the next show. I know. A lot 343 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:42.000 of wrap up shit here more. Margo's doing great, and Jason's nostalgic about 344 00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:47.599 the condemn fishing vessel, and we celebrate a final goodbye to a final group 345 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:51.359 of guests. Yeah. Now, before the guests depart, though, Captain 346 00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:55.799 Hotpants, he engages in a little bit of nostalgia. Do you remember this? 347 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.759 He tells us the boat has a lot of nostalgia. Yeah. I 348 00:27:57.839 --> 00:28:02.559 was like, not if you're a fucking flounder. No, it was a 349 00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:06.559 conveyor belt of murder. Yeah, not a lot of good stories to share 350 00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:08.319 with the grandkids if you're a flounder on this boat. Well, when I 351 00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:11.599 first got on the boat, there was a hook in my mouth and then 352 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:17.759 they they caught off my goddamn head. Yeah. Uh huh. I love 353 00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:25.599 the magical realism you bring to the show. An old pappy flounder sitting down 354 00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:33.480 at his grandkids done corn cob pipe. Yeah, but it would just be 355 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:37.000 floating because member Grandpa's head got chopped off on this goddamn vessel. Yeah. 356 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.000 Yeah. Yeah. Does nostalgia have to be good? No, yes, 357 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:44.480 it does. It looked at the word, Yes it does. It has 358 00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:48.680 to be a positive reflection. It has to be happy memory. Yeah. 359 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.119 No, I mean that doesn't sound like a happy memory getting killed, That's 360 00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.680 what I was saying. One could ask how it could be a memory at 361 00:28:55.680 --> 00:29:03.759 all. I'd sell the weed head. Yeah, the weed head's head out. 362 00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.720 The j man pays for the dress himself, and the season is culminated 363 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:11.039 with a good old butt smashing of a tip meeting Pat seventeen grand fourteen hundred. 364 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:15.599 Each helmet goes to Jamay professional. Hey, professional job there, concise, 365 00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:21.839 clean, clear, we do the tip was a bit of a whimper 366 00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.960 seventeen. It's not great, I know, but I get confused, like 367 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:27.640 is it a day and a half they were on the boat. I mean 368 00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:32.319 they did mess up your eye dress. If they can get to seventeen and 369 00:29:32.359 --> 00:29:37.200 there's kind of muted enthusiasm, it could have easily been at twenty, right, 370 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.559 and the twenty line is the b to be minus line, right, 371 00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:45.279 you know? So well if we ever, I'll say this to brob if 372 00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:47.799 you're listening, Dylan and I and our wives would love to be guests on 373 00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:49.839 this boat. Tip a thing, I'll tip twenty, we'll tip twenty. 374 00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.599 Trust I'll not tip a thing. Why not? You gotta they'll make you 375 00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:57.039 look that on the show man. No, no, no, be pleasant 376 00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:02.119 and then don't tip. Don't give them anything. But you know what these 377 00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:07.839 ce rats are doing. They're they're they're down there doing preschool with onion towers 378 00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:10.240 and said there's nothing to tip for. No, I'm kidding, of course 379 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:15.160 we would tip, but I am in a loop right now. Okay, 380 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.119 okay. After the tip meeting, the Crets pair for the night out, 381 00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:22.400 and then we get to the vans. Oh you didn't say they made fourteen 382 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:26.400 grand a person. I didn't say that. Should I have said that? 383 00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:30.160 I don't think you needed to. It was thirteen, but you round it 384 00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:34.680 up. Yeah, man, thanks for getting me out of that loop. 385 00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:40.799 And then I just come in with that that critique of your your tip meeting. 386 00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:42.240 Yeah, I feel a little shitty about it. That's all right, 387 00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:45.920 that's all right, all right, let's get in the vans now. I'm 388 00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:51.599 always confused about this. I know it's uh, we shouldn't always expect our 389 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.960 the person that we've been sleeping with for nine days to get in the same 390 00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:56.359 van as us. You know, it's all kind of fun, but this 391 00:30:56.400 --> 00:31:02.440 happens quite a bit. But I think it is a sometimes when someone's not 392 00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:04.960 into the other sea rat one way that they show them as they get into 393 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.359 the other van. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, that's a 394 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:14.279 powerful device. It is isn't it. Yeah, it's also a art, 395 00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:18.119 a work on a tactic. You know, you you split them up, 396 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:21.920 you can't communicate to one another, and you never know how long these rides 397 00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:23.720 are to these restaurants here. No no, no, no, no no 398 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:27.000 no no no no, you just don't well, Jamay checks in on that 399 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:32.000 job. Can I really quickly talk about the fashion of the men? Go 400 00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:40.160 ahead? I know I dressed like an odd duck sometimes. I was wearing 401 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:48.079 a Hawaiian shirt with a corduroy jacket over the top of it. And one 402 00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:52.359 of the comedians I work with, the Great Sam Tripoli, said, how 403 00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:57.200 many coins do you think he found at the beach yesterday? So I don't 404 00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:02.400 have greatest sense of fashion. But despite that, you have opinions. I 405 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:08.200 mean, fucking Harry and they're they're all in these double dragon, fucking rot 406 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.960 dressed for less like discount button ups. It's like, what is going on 407 00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.160 out here? No, not Jimmy, No, Jamay looks like she's going 408 00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:22.559 to the matt Galla, not the met Gala, but one of the parties 409 00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:25.039 at night. She's leading up to the met Gala. You know, it's 410 00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:29.799 a whole week, is it Fashion week? I don't know, I don't 411 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:34.160 I think they're separated. But she's definitely going to like Elton John's private party. 412 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:37.480 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, lionel Ritchie. And she walks in 413 00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:42.359 there with culver and a door, got smashes Captain Lego ahead right in the 414 00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:45.720 face and she doesn't even look back. No, or she does, and 415 00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:53.319 she keeps going. So Joow is moaning about how he and Serena met before, 416 00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:59.480 and he's getting fucked up fast, and he's getting fucked up in front 417 00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:04.440 of his balls. The flaming, the flames of the forest, the flames 418 00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:15.359 of the forest. Luca says, that's a dit re fucking do. Yeah, 419 00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:20.039 yeah, wow, that's awesome. Hey, what are you doing right 420 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:25.319 now? Why are you meaning cynical? The ditri doo is an impressive and 421 00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:32.400 difficult all right. Stop. The dit re do is a difficult instrument to 422 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:37.359 master. It's akin to the rainstick. It's very challenging to get that right. 423 00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:43.839 People think you just take it did re do and you turn it upside 424 00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.559 down. It's supposed to make sound. That's not how it works. But 425 00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:52.640 they listen to it. They tuck into some kangaroo right after, and that's 426 00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:54.839 when we go around the table and start chatting about the season. Now this 427 00:33:54.920 --> 00:34:02.799 is when jiwow is different. People can stand with different postures at different blood 428 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:10.239 alcohol levels. Yes, but he is looking to me to be kind of 429 00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:15.360 point one and up at this point, I was gonna say, stage five, 430 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:20.280 douche dick like, dude, don't make Captain Lego Head likable to me. 431 00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.079 But you you were doing it, man. Yeah, I have to 432 00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.800 say. There's some rules, wrong time, wrong place, all right. 433 00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:30.000 So he starts getting in after Captain Lego Head as he sits next to his 434 00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:37.119 girlfriend. Party foul broken bro code dude, he never fucking break a guy's 435 00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:39.159 bass when he's sitting next to his girl. You do that when you guys 436 00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:43.840 are with the guys. I had not thought about that, but yeah, 437 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.239 it is. It is kind of Well, the only reason to do that 438 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:52.039 would be to cause the most harm, because that's a pointed thing. To 439 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.280 do that in front of somebody's girlfriend, that's rude. I went on a 440 00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:58.800 date one time and very nice, a personal story. Yeah, And we 441 00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:01.920 got back to my apartment. My roommate was justin I won't say his last 442 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:05.119 name, and he had one of his jerk friends over. It was like 443 00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:07.199 twelve o'clock and the girl I was had gone on date with, what do 444 00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.480 you mean, jerk friend? His jerk. Justin had a friend that was 445 00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:14.480 like he'd known from like Connecticut that was out here, and he was in 446 00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.760 our apartment sitting on a couch and a jerk. He was a total dick. 447 00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:21.239 And he starts being dicky to the girl that I went on a date 448 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.079 with, and he said, get the funk out of here. Justin didn't 449 00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:25.719 know what to do about it. I'm like, get out, you're being 450 00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:32.400 rude. Get out? Who does that? You're in my apartment? Yeah, 451 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:37.840 anyway, have you forgiven him I my roommate, my former roommate. 452 00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:39.880 No, Justin the jerk head. Well, Justin was my roommate. It 453 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:43.760 was his friend. Yeah, the jerkhead. No, I haven't forgiven him 454 00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:50.039 a jerk. They both jerks. They belonged to each other. Okay, 455 00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:54.599 so you okay, Yeah, it's not like a painful place you went back 456 00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:57.280 to. Oh no, no, no, all right, some of the 457 00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.360 best times in my life. All right, So we rise from the Kangaroo 458 00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:07.159 and we go to Gilligan's Culver and Jamie or once again there's this kind of 459 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:15.000 do you remember when John and Olivia got split up on the dance floor of 460 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:21.239 the Right l High Dance competition. Yeah, that's what happened to them numerous 461 00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:27.920 times tonight. A forty five year old Cuban woman named Chachajjoria would come in 462 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:32.159 and just kind of do this separation. Yeah what I mean, except by 463 00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:37.800 this scenario, I guess Luca would be Chacha. Yeah. And what this 464 00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:43.480 does is it leaves Culver in a van with Juow, who lays in on 465 00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:47.199 him even more about the old loft thing. It's insane. He's just trying 466 00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:51.760 to get a rise out of Culver and he does. Culver says, you're 467 00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.639 not my real mom. You can't tell me what to do. That's right. 468 00:36:54.719 --> 00:37:00.400 Yeah. By the way, this will set up ju Wow's a reing 469 00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:04.559 for making out with Margo. Zerina steps in and tells Juo, you're being 470 00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:07.639 a dick here. He doesn't want to hear it. So that means that 471 00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:10.840 now he must find a very intoxicated Margo to stick his tongue down her throat. 472 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.039 Yeah, makes complete sense from a logical standpoint. Yeah, is it 473 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:23.800 okay if two people make out and they're both zombies? Now I don't think 474 00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:27.599 so, now go home and go to bed. How about everybody, how 475 00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:37.639 about everybody just not get blackout on the brink drunk at the age of thirty 476 00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:40.840 eight year I said this, what I mean, I know you're a sea 477 00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:44.639 rat, so I know what you're trying to bury. But you're not going 478 00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:47.559 to find the answer to your problems at the bottom of that bottom. Like 479 00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:52.800 quit going out and just drinking till you don't know your name, get get 480 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:57.519 fucked up. I have a little get a buzz going. But what are 481 00:37:57.559 --> 00:38:00.679 we doing trying to bury a lot of pain? And is what we're doing 482 00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:07.039 unbelievable? All right? So anyway, they have a kiss, Well which 483 00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.719 ones are we talking about? Margo and Joel? No, yeah, Margot, 484 00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:15.519 and it was it was he kind of stuck his face to her lips. 485 00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:19.079 In my opinion, Yeah, yeah, I don't know how culpable I 486 00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:22.199 can hold her at that. No, no, no, listen, obviously 487 00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:25.079 he's more culpable. I guess what I'm saying is, I don't think either 488 00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:30.360 of them knew if they were standing on the ceiling of the floor when Margo's 489 00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:34.960 in that state. Sea rats. Let Margo just roam around. She's like 490 00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:42.599 one of those ai uh floor cleaners that runs into things. And yeah, 491 00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:47.039 she's a room buck. You are not. You're not too fuck or kiss 492 00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:52.599 or get naked around a room buck. It doesn't make any sense. Keep 493 00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:54.679 the analogy going. Yeah, that little roomba goes around and it just bounces 494 00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:58.280 around the floor picking up dust. And every once a while it doesn't charge 495 00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.679 on batteries. You pour white claw into it and it just operates for another 496 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:06.840 two hours. That's more. You hit the home button. All right. 497 00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:12.880 So Jamie is tworking in front of Luca. Does that too mean what we 498 00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.119 just did there? Yeah? The room a bit? Yeah, I loved 499 00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:21.400 it, all right. So Jumee is tworking in front of Luca. Will 500 00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:27.719 Culver is jumping and spitting everywhere. He's like he kind of turns into like 501 00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:32.280 venom or carnage. One of these he's gonna climb a building. Yeah, 502 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:36.400 yeah, one of the slobbery spider man villains. I didn't know what he's 503 00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:38.000 gonna do, but at this point, so I think I know seeing you're 504 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.559 talking about. It's Harry Culver and Juah or like dancing on a table, 505 00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.960 and what they're doing is what generally what other patrons would point out to security 506 00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:49.920 and saying, uh, yeah, I think these guys need to go. 507 00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.639 Yeah, coyote, coyote pretty over there. It's got to get out of 508 00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:59.840 here, you know. But that leaves Jamie and Chacha Dijjorio to go over 509 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:05.239 or to the bar and have a little chat. All right. So great 510 00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:10.199 editing here, Dylan, because we have Culver talking to Zerina and then we 511 00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:15.639 have Luca and Jamay at the bar. So we get the first cut. 512 00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:22.039 Culver tells Zerena his relationship is solid, meanwhile tells Luca he's fucking hot. 513 00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:27.679 Yeah yeah, and then they kiss kind and this is where, like I 514 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:35.639 I feel bad for Culver, and I don't want to shop on Culver, 515 00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:46.480 but you have to shoot on Culver because what cloud Atlas fucking universe are you 516 00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:53.039 living in where you think that you guys are falling in love. You have 517 00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:58.800 to fucking come back down to earth and kind of look the variables right, 518 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:06.400 hotter than anything that you've ever seen in your life. Forget dated eight days 519 00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:12.559 sea rats hot, Like just pull back a little bit, Culvert. All 520 00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:15.159 right, So to that point, Dylan, so generally, because all right, 521 00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:17.920 we've pointed out like the world knows this. Whoever watches the show, 522 00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:23.599 she is he's out of her league. Okay, No, is that how 523 00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:27.119 it is or other way around? Okay, Well, I guess if he's 524 00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:30.000 in farm ball and she's in the matrix, they're not in the same league. 525 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:34.840 When they do go out, he does something I'd recommend if I was 526 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.880 like a like a counselor for how to make sure this thing works out. 527 00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:43.079 Let her have fun and don't be glued to her. Oh god, damn 528 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.800 night. The problem is is she ain't into him. Yeah, so that 529 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:52.519 does episode title right, So that kind of works. Uh that that's not 530 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.159 going to work out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well it 531 00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:59.079 doesn't. They kiss and we head back to the boat. This is when 532 00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:02.360 Jihoo is just completely zombi fun. One last purge in the jacuzzi, but 533 00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:07.519 the sea rats have nothing left in them. They can't make it to the 534 00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:10.960 jacuzzi. No, they're too fucked up to make it to the jacuzzi. 535 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:17.320 Juel kitts in bed he faced, plants into the top bunk, saying jacuzzi 536 00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:22.679 like some kind of fucking mantra, and then he blacks out. Yeah, 537 00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:25.000 it was like the film The Wrestler you know Mickey work his character. He's 538 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:29.679 having a goddamn heart attack, but he wanted one last jump off that turnbuckle. 539 00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:31.519 Yeah yeah, yeah, and then he slams his hand into a Deli 540 00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:36.280 meat cutter. Yeah that was the scene before. Okay, great movie, 541 00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.039 but that's it. He's really losing it towards the end there. Yeah, 542 00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:42.920 he gets pissed off at some little lady wanting a few few more shreds of 543 00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:46.679 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, coming up. Yeah, I'll show 544 00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:55.159 you. I'll cut my thumb off, you mouthy bitch. Jesus, I 545 00:42:55.159 --> 00:43:00.800 love that movie. Really, The Wrestler, Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. 546 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:07.880 Maria Bella, No, no, Marissa Tomay's right, what's up with 547 00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:12.199 Mickey roar? Because he dead? No, he's alive kind of yeah, 548 00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:16.039 So Zerina, we we wake for the next next mon, Jerina and Joel 549 00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:20.159 have a chat over a six. Zerena is still saying, I don't know 550 00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:27.960 what to do do what you eventually did, but in this moment it's very 551 00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.599 clear. I mean, he made out with your friend, not made out, 552 00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:34.800 but tried to kiss her. Yeah. Yeah. She says all the 553 00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:39.000 things that she should be saying, but I don't think her emotions are catching 554 00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:44.480 up to the what she knows is to be true, which is this guy's 555 00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:49.039 a jerk. You cannot trust him for one second. And uh yeah, 556 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:53.000 I do feel bad that Joel is kind of I mean, he's very very 557 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:58.519 upset and remorseful about his behavior. But you know, with the c rats 558 00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:01.920 and with these these hurt people, you never know if it's uh, if 559 00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:06.079 it's the demon inside kind of throwing up a smoke screen, or if they 560 00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:09.000 really do feel remorse. Yeah, I'm gonna lean on the ladder. Yeah, 561 00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.119 I think it's a sea rat demon talk. Oh okay, I think 562 00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:17.239 cry now, cry cry right right? Okay. Uh So Jamie is told 563 00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:21.679 about the night before. She relays it to Culver. All the sea rats 564 00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:27.599 are are it's it's on the teeth this morning. Yeah, everyone knows, 565 00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:31.280 but Captain Lego haad. Yeah, that's wonderful. Here's the interesting part. 566 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:38.760 Luca and Jamay kind of have a little conversation about who gets to tell Captain 567 00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:43.440 Lego ahead that they kissed. I think it's pretty obvious it's jimmy private school 568 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:46.440 girl. She insists that she does it because she's technically his girlfriends. Yeah, 569 00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:52.280 she checked, Yes, that's right. So she she goes and tells 570 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:57.000 Culver, and in one moment I feel bad for him. In another, 571 00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:00.480 I'm reminded that he is Captain Lego had You know, there's just this. 572 00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:07.760 I don't want to use the word. I don't want to say anything. 573 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:14.960 You know, people like this. Defense of Culver's getting old. I don't 574 00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:20.159 know how many times I can call him dumb, Like I'm fatigued by it, 575 00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:28.320 but it's very dumb. When you see somebody go take this ceramic starfish 576 00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:31.480 and forcibly close her hand around it, She's obviously like, whoa, that's 577 00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:36.519 not how adults resolve fish. He watched a lot of romantic comedies when he 578 00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.440 was fourteen. He thinks this is what you do in a movie. That's 579 00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:42.840 what I'm thinking is going on. Yeah, it's very hammed up. It's 580 00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:49.199 very melodramatic, and unfortunately for Jamay, it does not work because it would 581 00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:53.639 never work. Although something I've not seen, and this is now a new 582 00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:58.320 term that's developed out of this, she kind of feels bad about the whole 583 00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:01.000 thing, you know, So of course she's gonna need to leave the boat 584 00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:06.000 and I guess possibly have sex with the dude. So she has a thing 585 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.159 called pity sex. Pitty sex. Try that at a bar, cozy up 586 00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:13.559 to a group of girls and go, my dog died today. That's not 587 00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:19.800 pity gardening accident gardening weed Whackett took his fucking head off? Who was holding 588 00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.360 the weed? Wa who wants up? Plum me? Yeah? No what 589 00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:25.400 because it's not a thing. Pity sex is not a thing. What do 590 00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:30.199 you mean? Pity sex is not a chick may of course, pitty sex 591 00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:35.079 is a thing for I don't know. Will Ferrell's entire book was in from 592 00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:39.760 Wedding Chas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that movie. 593 00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:44.400 Wow. Okay, well no, but no, he said. My 594 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:47.679 favorite line from that whole Will Farrell thing is when the guy dies in a 595 00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:54.519 hang gliding accident and he calls him an idiot, idiot idiot. So anyways, 596 00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:59.920 the thing I found amusing was that Jamie tells him that she cheated on 597 00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:02.079 him, and she's like, so, what are you gonna do? And 598 00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:06.440 he's like, oh, nothing, I love you. She's like, oh 599 00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.880 great, come on, damn it, come on, we're gonna let this 600 00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:14.239 go of because of a little innocent kiss. Come on, mama, Kim 601 00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:20.239 gives him some good advice. Take the high road. It's clearly a sabotage 602 00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:24.079 of the relationship happening, and I just wish that she could have talked to 603 00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:29.920 him before he had Ji Wow designed that note in pages. But we get 604 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:34.320 to the goodbyes. Harry's going to let the women come to him. That's 605 00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.239 fine, that's good. But also work on your game, work on your 606 00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:40.920 riz hair, put some weight on two kid. Yeah, book up a 607 00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:45.480 little bit. Margot's offered a job on the jay Man's next boat. She 608 00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:49.280 says she's gonna take some time off, though, and work on herself. 609 00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:58.440 Wish you all the best. Seagrette chip is kind of it's inescapable at times, 610 00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:02.079 but if anybody could could show it, I think it'd be Morga. 611 00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:10.039 Then Luca heads out. He did his job, he came in, worked 612 00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:15.440 blew up a boat man's kind of and I got the funk out of there. 613 00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:19.840 I'd say ten out of ten. Four. Culver and Jamy have this 614 00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:23.960 chat where they don't break up, and she bursts the blood vessel and they 615 00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:30.320 leave the boat together. It is actually kind of sweet that she wants to 616 00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:36.079 to leave him now would be way too heart wrenching for him, So if 617 00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:40.320 she can, you know, have one more pitty bang with him, which 618 00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:44.480 she's into. She's she lob, she will, She'll take it. Yes, 619 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:49.000 you know, I think it's better for everybody. Cooler head prevailed. 620 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.440 Nice job Jamy, Private school girl Zarena heads out, fun season with the 621 00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:58.960 lady. She was great. Juoo heads out next market improvement but still very 622 00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:05.639 much Juey and a Shaw is up next. Yeah. She bids a dow 623 00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.159 to Captain jas who's gonna put his contact lenses in? Not sure? And 624 00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:14.920 then I think they did a full hour, which was their replacement for the 625 00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:16.000 reunion. I don't know if you. I watched a little bit of it. 626 00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:21.480 Her and Captain Hotpants went on watch What Happens Live via Skype. Of 627 00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:25.800 course they did a full hour. Oh wow, I would have watched that. 628 00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:29.480 I didn't know that that was happening. Yeah, I think they spilled 629 00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:34.599 a little tea. Great. Well, we want to say thank you, 630 00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:37.920 as we do at the end of every season for joining us throughout the season. 631 00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:44.639 We've gotten a lot of new listeners over this season and can't thank you 632 00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:46.679 guys enough for being here. 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