All right, so we rise from the Kangaroo and we go to Gilligan's.
Culver and Jamie are once again. There's this kind of do you remember when
John and Olivia got split up on the dance floor of the Right l High
Dance Competition. Yeah, that's what happened to them. Numerous times tonight.
A forty five year old Cuban woman named Chachajjoria would come in and just kind
of do this separation. Yeah, I mean, except by this scenario,
I guess, Luca. Yeah, welcome aboard another Brands making new episode of
another below decked podcast, I'm Dealing. I'm settled up next to one Patrick
Kikey. Permission to come aboard. Granted you're massed up man, Yeah yeah,
I just want the audience to understand if he sounds like he got kicked
in the head. These guys he got kicked in the head. Yeah.
I feel like I might be a little concussed right now. You know,
there's just there's jerks and kickbocking. I think I'm concuss Yeah, I think
I'm concuss. So we're here to talk about the season finale of season two.
Yeah, this is my tongue is not working right now. I don't
think the pot helped at all. But listen, it is a somber occasion
because this season has been a tremendous amount of fun. I'm sad it's over.
I really am sad too. It was quite a ride, real boring
episode though it was, But you know, it was nice to see that
there's no loyalty in being a sea rat. God, you turn your back
for a millisecond and your girlfriend's going to the med with a sea red even
shorter than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a heartbreaking sequence of
events there for old butter Boy. Oh my god. I actually felt bad
for him a little bit. I did two and then he was like,
take this this starfish that I got you when we when I proposed to you,
and it just I was like Culver's back. But I did feel really
bad for him. Anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. We have some
public service announcements to take care. Yes we do. Okay, people,
if you liked Bachelor and then you came over here because we weren't doing The
Bachelor anymore, go back over to bad TV. By the way, we
have we released the episodes of Belowdeck on Bad TV over there. Anyway,
we're doing the Great Home. It's a nice little nest. I think we
dropped four episodes a week in there, don't maybe, yeah, yeah,
Well anyway, for now it's going to be the Golden Bachelor ex Golden Bachelor,
and we'll also give you a couple episodes of Love Is before we put
the rest of the season behind the paywall that is Patreon dot com slash another
podcast network. Yeah, you're really knocking it out of the park here.
Sure. Also later this week we've talked about it. Some of you have
complained about it, thinking that we didn't actually pull it off. We are
dropping our episode with Frasier from what do you call it? Below deck Og
with Gosh. I had put this out of my head, but I guess
just some listeners really took issue the public service announcement to the fans. You
can scream into the void all you like, but me and Patrick are just
gonna do what we're going to do. Okay, obligations, what do they
mean? It depends on the day. But you'll get the fucking ear food
when we give it to you. Okay, Well, you guys are gonna
love the Frasier interview and I'll tell you why, because a lot of it
is about Captain Sandy and her season's just around the corner, and we'll be
covering that out of course. Yeah, so I think you'll enjoy Frasier's thoughts
on Captain Sandy. Yeah. Also, I don't know if it's a new
sponsor yet, but maybe I'm gonna get myself a little heat here, might
lose some listeners. There's another podcast in the below deck space. Yah right,
really a really good one and one that we're welcoming into this little community
of ours with big, big, wide open arms. Should we just let
the audience here at delt Yeah, do you want to play? Yeah,
let's play it. Let's throw you only here. And the name of our
podcast is Salty for obvious reasons, especially for those of you who do know
me. For those of you who don't know me, you'll understand soon.
And this is also my trustee, sidekick and personal assistant, personal assistant Sam,
Hey there, who is here to keep me grounded or make a feeble
attempt at such just when you're off the boat, what are we going to
talk about? Let's have some guests really boring. Well, let's see if
he can pull it off, man, I and Pat Wishley just all the
fun in the world. I don't understand why he is doing pop culture recaps.
I mean, listen, I don't know why we're doing pop culture recaps.
But I definitely don't understand why Lee is doing popco Well. I mean,
if we don't have a guest, because I don't like anybody, we'll
just talk about the Real Housewives of Miami. What we have to get into
this show, talk about Luyne. Oh, we gotta get into a old
shannabadoor. Oh yeah, we'll do that at PMZ. Yeah, fifty eight
And you're driving your car into someone's house and you gotta rest for you,
I think you let me take a long look in the mirror. I'm just
saying, and it'll be a painful one. But you have to stay rooted
despite all of the darkness that comes barreling towards you. You have to stay
rooted because what Harvey, what's the Golden Retriever's name? And he was in
the car and I saw it. Ruby, send me the TMZ footage.
We'll get into it on PMZ. Okay, we have job to do here.
Yes, yes, we got to cover the final episode of Below Deck,
no reunion. Sorry, folks, for the life of me, I
just I don't know if it's laziness. Well we know why, well the
mark I know, I don't understand why that. If you take the Margo
thing, you can address it in a very supportive and beneficial way. Don't
have rat face from Latvia on and don't have scumbag bucket hat yeah on the
show, and just let's have a ball doing a reunion. Well, it
would have to be addressed, and I think they were being sensitive Tomorrogo to
not have to put her through that discussion. Okay, all right, I'll
just throwing that out there. Also, Bravos had a bit of an issue
as of late, and as we discussed with Fraser if you remember his last
season, they also buried a reunion too because their season was problematic. These
fucking producers need to understand that they're dealing with sea rats on the high seas.
Let's keep a better eye out, okay, because this ship is going
to ruin this show. It's maritime law, but it's being filmed, so
it needs to listen. It's a tough job, but I don't think they're
doing a good job. So far. Yeah, we would have liked late
the reunion, but I on a certain level, I understand why you had
to ah right, not do it. But we have a finale, yes
we do? Or should we get into our thoughts? Well, I already
addressed. My favorite part was the lesson to be learned is there's no loyalty
and see Rapham. Also, I'm not sure of his name, but whoever,
Melissa's husband is a blockhead looking motherfucker. Dana point, Yeah, the
lighting of the onion avocado is his favorite part. The onion tower. How
the old are you? How old are you? Can? I tell you
the problem with a guy like this And I wish I knew his name because
I'd like to attack him more. Your your parents loved you too much,
you douche. Okay, that's why everyone else hates you. Well, this
is this is the issue with places. The onion vulcan is my favorite part.
These places in kind of the South, the southern curve of southern California.
Dana point to San Diego. You know, there's too much sun there
and people are just bubbly, and it's just grading an onion tower throwing shrip
at people. What are we too in here. It's hot hot shrimp.
I don't want it thrown at my head my favorite parts. Coming on,
Dude, you have pubic hair that's gray. Grow up all right, don't
I told you before we started the show not talking about pubic hair. Okay,
how many oh? I'm giving the season ninety knots? Great job,
great job. Okay, So tonight's episode. The issue that I've had with
the season is particularly with the Jay Wow and Serena stuff. There's just stuff
that's clearly going on that's not going on. But maybe Jay Wow flipping out
and blacking out and becoming an evil zombie tonight was not caused by anything we
didn't see. But there's just like this messiness with all of it here,
a little inside baseball. I hope I'm not talking out of turn. Are
crossing the line of below decks. Let's well, maybe we'll bleep it.
Well, I'll just say more than one uh current cast member reached out to
let me know that the Jua you saw in the final episode is pretty much
the Jual that exists. Yeah, he did a pretty good job, and
I'd say production probably did a good job editing him being a just a comeback
hid Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now he's still a douche. Okay,
Yeah, it's tough with him because of the the elephant bone, and but
all Sea rats have a lot of tragedy. He takes the cake with tragedy.
He shot himself, right, and and I'm not defending his behavior.
I'm just I'm just saying it makes it more difficult to feel as though he's
an asshole. Right, I still feel it, of course, right.
And we should be evaluating the show based on what Bravo gave us as opposed
to all the chitter chat we're on those dmsh so ninety nine Pots season,
the season was fantastic. Ninety two Pot season, the season was fantastic.
Hirings, Firings, Smart Balls of Snake Stuff, Heartbreak, Love, Brotherhood,
Sisterhood, Oh Learning, Failing and more. I thought it was just
a fantastic episode. Captain, Jason and Asia need to keep helming new versions
of the show. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm talking I turn here.
If these people are really in the show, I think Kermit maybe on another
vessel as we speak. Unfortunately, Well, hot Captain needs to be hot,
Captain, he needs to be hot. Captain. He ain't going anywhere.
If they don't cast him for another season of this, he'll be on
what's that one? Special Forces? We ain't going anywhere? He'll be what
are you talking about? It's a reality TV show on Fox where they have
But I don't want to see hot Captain in that capacity, you don't.
I want to see him helming condemned fishing vessels and you know, kind of
getting shrimp thrown in his mouth. All right, so let's get into it.
Episode title. She's just not that into you. I like that.
What could that be in relation to We pick up with Serena and Jason having
a quite a little tift over the Is it tiff or tiffed? You're asking
me? I can't speak. I think it's tiff. Well, they get
into a squabble over this onion tower. Yeah, And what I love about
Captain Hotpants is he watches a couple of videos on onion volcanoes. Next thing,
you know, the guy thinks he's a fucking expert on it. Yeah,
just stack him right, Yeah, stack the onions right. No culinary
engineer is he? He does not understand the kind of technical whirlwind that goes
into constructing one of these things successfully. You cannot have oblong rivets of red
onions sloppily stacked on top of one another. That's not how it's fucking done
at Benny Hannah. Oh you don't light it with a bit lighter, No,
it is. Oh really, Hey, by the way, didn't you
crash a yacht last year? The fucking asshole, get out of here.
Not last year. And you don't mean that. You don't mean to call
him a fucking asshole. If he's coming in here being an expert on this,
learn how to be an expert on not crashing gigantic boasts into docs.
Okay, let's what's worse. I don't want to make an onion tower,
or you crash big yachts into docks. Okay, well I think he might
accuse you of straw manning. But we are The problem remains. We have
to do this onion tower. And Jason does this really bizarre thing where he
takes at a preschool a little bit and he shows her what everybody's gonna do
when they see these things go off with that edge. He's just he's like,
they're gonna be like WHOA. I'm like, what kind of peptoc is.
It was right though it's my favorite part. Also, onion tower hours
cannot be built with red onion. And I think everybody knows that. You
know that I haven't been to Benny Hanna's and while so, I'm not sure,
but I do I recollect that they were always white or brown. Yes,
because the kind of the cellular wall that can be viewed within a yellow
or white or perhaps even a vadea onion adds to this kind of opaqueness to
the volcano tower that draws you in. So with that kind of sheath of
red on the outside, it's not gonna work. Let's get too more romance
with Culver and Jamey. Oh, he gives her another one of those shells.
Now, this is cute and endearing. Unfortunately, she's a black widow
and his Dylan pointed out last week he's a fucking potato farmer. Yeah,
so this is not gonna work. Otetes. I don't think it is cute.
I think it's tired. I don't want a shell. What am I
gonna do with the shell? On? Realistically? What are we gonna do
with this? Come on, you weren't dating someone in a I don't know.
The eighth grade, they handed you something special, like a rock they
found, and you held it dear to your heart. You slept with the
goddamn thing. Maybe you lickt it. Oh. I think you're doing that
thing where you're talking about yourself as though it's hypothetical, because I don't think
you can broadly speak on people licking rocks. I just don't think it happens
that often. Okay, My point is, that's gonna sit somewhere, you
know, right, She's gonna get on a plane because they're not going to
that job. Olaf's not hiring. She's gonna get through TSA. They're gonna
go, what's this And she's gonna go, it's you know what, you
know what it is. It's trash, throw it away. So I don't
want to see the point of it. We move on to the primary wearing
the it's it's dinner time, it's evening time. The primary is wearing the
dress that was singed by Jamie. They try to guilt trapped Margo over this,
not them, not Melissa. It's that husband likes onion Towers. Again,
he does something that I really hate, which is he needs to remind
you that the dress was destroyed by them. Well it's melted now, so
there's nothing we can do about that, complained in a very passive aggressive way,
you fucking asshole. But it also doesn't work on Margo. The Cearets
cannot for your I mean, for really anything about you. But they're not
going to be made to feel guilty about this, especially on Margo. She
didn't do anything. So she just stands there, unflappable, and says,
you look great, you look fantamic. That's what you gotta do. Fight
fire with dumb fire. What I don't think it's dumb fire. Well,
it's just it's not an acknowledgement of what that primary did. Yeah, wow,
looks great. Oh oh okay, yeah oblivious fire. Yes, yeah,
okay, I seriously all right. So we pick up with Serena.
No, that happened many times ago. This was my favorite part of the
show. Deal, don't skip over this. No, yeah, I won't.
Well, according to Kermit, because Margo just pulled off making six martinis.
Yeah, three espresso and three you got it. Margo's blossomed from a
caterpillar cleaning ship marks and a laundry dungeon deforming wings of becoming a sea rat
fly. All right, It is so funny how we have essentially the same
exact no, and it's beautiful that Asha is speaking so poetically about this transformation.
But be it a laundry caterpillar to a service butterfly. It's there's really
been a lateral evolution from sea rat to sea rat, you know. And
I'm sorry to say. We love Margot, I do, but Margo's Sira,
you know. So Dana point legends head out, fucking weedheads. Taylor
was gurgling tequila after they got back from whatever daytime activity they were doing.
So she is currently blacked out, not gonna make it to dinner. Are
we at dinner yet? Where Benny Hannah has in fact been created? Now
the guest joke that it's a George Foreman grill, but is not a George
Foreman grill is a flat grill that people generally impulsively buy it Target and they
think about making pancakes every week. They do it once and then they put
it in a space in the house that it's never seen again, and then
eventually it ends up in the fucking garbage. Yeah. The only people that
to get a lot of utility out of black stones are retired YouTube creators who
are others who are empty nesters themselves, and people constantly say, oh,
you know, mothers have a real tough time with that. Fathers due too.
They buy blackstones and they start making various different dishes on them, and
it's all kind of gross because the thing just heats up too fast. But
before we get to Zerina flipping fish tails, we have a brief little interlude
with Culver and jimmy private school girl. Ah yes, yes he is no,
no, no is this when chiuawass, hey, what's up with that
job? And then Juao cynical about it working out. This is the first
This is the juaal that we haven't seen that we did see. Hates Colver.
He hates Culver, but yeah, culversus Captain Olav has not said anything
yet, but he's also said you got it, no problem, And of
course he kind of clues Jiao in on this very kind of muddled fib with
a giant mouth full of steak or whatever it was. And I am happy
to be done with that. We do not need that ever again. So
we get back to this dinner from hell. We're flipping shrimp's ross. I'm
glad you know his name. Yeah, bit of mike Kella, Mikela.
Yeah, he stands up like a scarecrow and tries to bite a raw egg.
Sit down, you're embarrassing yourself. Yeah, I love a wife.
Yeah, sit down? Yeah right, there's so vital. So they keep
us in line yea, from doing stupid things. So Zerina great line sharing
is caring about the weeds. She's a weed head. We cut to a
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he caught it in his mouth. He yeah, he got off. Wow.
I guess you know, I guess when you try and manifest something,
you can make anything happen. Yeah. You could look at it that way,
or you could look at it as or like this. Uh, it's
a simple thing that they try five times and they got it done once.
You know, manifestation is very very So you're telling me if I went into
his bedroom. I wouldn't see a you know, the secret, well,
not the secret. He actually would have had like a mouth open with a
shrimp going to he cut out of a bunch of magazines. Okay, it's
your vision boarding like a kind of serial killer ransom note but a man.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't think that you would
see that in there. I think that you would see the secret on his
bedside. Team what happens next dinner goes off better than plann screw it.
Let's cut to next morning. Next morning, ye, espresso is poured and
we put some contacts in for the penultimate time, and I'm really worried about
him. How's he gonna see when she's gone? Joe and Serena are sad.
I don't know what the fuck these two kooks are doing. I don't
get what's going on here. Yeah, well, I don't think we're seeing
everything that's going on. It's a knuckleball. This love story doesn't make a
lot of sense. Are they a thing? Are they not a thing?
Now? No? No? No? But then in this thing are they
a thing? The rumor mill is that they actually had a fight before that
very confusing dinner that everybody just thought, like, what's going on with you
two basically being passive aggressive, actually very aggressive with each other, but it's
kind of one side. It was really just her yeah yeah, but perhaps
it was a scene cutout where there was a little little argument that never made
into the show. A little would have given context what was really taking place.
I know too much. I'm sorry. Well, yeah, and it's
all alleged it is, that's true, and it's all here saying. And
if it's coming from sea rats, it's likely a lot. Yeah, a
sea rat cancel on us this week. I just want to choke that person.
Yeah, this is the third time you've done this to us, Sea
rat. Okay, they piss me off. You have to. This has
to be water off a duck's back. They're fucking sea rats, man,
that's what happens. I know, I should know better, all right.
So Luca and Jamie are both Yeah, they're both going to the med Sneaky
boy, he's gonna be on the next show. I know. A lot
of wrap up shit here more. Margo's doing great, and Jason's nostalgic about
the condemn fishing vessel, and we celebrate a final goodbye to a final group
of guests. Yeah. Now, before the guests depart, though, Captain
Hotpants, he engages in a little bit of nostalgia. Do you remember this?
He tells us the boat has a lot of nostalgia. Yeah. I
was like, not if you're a fucking flounder. No, it was a
conveyor belt of murder. Yeah, not a lot of good stories to share
with the grandkids if you're a flounder on this boat. Well, when I
first got on the boat, there was a hook in my mouth and then
they they caught off my goddamn head. Yeah. Uh huh. I love
the magical realism you bring to the show. An old pappy flounder sitting down
at his grandkids done corn cob pipe. Yeah, but it would just be
floating because member Grandpa's head got chopped off on this goddamn vessel. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Does nostalgia have to be good? No, yes,
it does. It looked at the word, Yes it does. It has
to be a positive reflection. It has to be happy memory. Yeah.
No, I mean that doesn't sound like a happy memory getting killed, That's
what I was saying. One could ask how it could be a memory at
all. I'd sell the weed head. Yeah, the weed head's head out.
The j man pays for the dress himself, and the season is culminated
with a good old butt smashing of a tip meeting Pat seventeen grand fourteen hundred.
Each helmet goes to Jamay professional. Hey, professional job there, concise,
clean, clear, we do the tip was a bit of a whimper
seventeen. It's not great, I know, but I get confused, like
is it a day and a half they were on the boat. I mean
they did mess up your eye dress. If they can get to seventeen and
there's kind of muted enthusiasm, it could have easily been at twenty, right,
and the twenty line is the b to be minus line, right,
you know? So well if we ever, I'll say this to brob if
you're listening, Dylan and I and our wives would love to be guests on
this boat. Tip a thing, I'll tip twenty, we'll tip twenty.
Trust I'll not tip a thing. Why not? You gotta they'll make you
look that on the show man. No, no, no, be pleasant
and then don't tip. Don't give them anything. But you know what these
ce rats are doing. They're they're they're down there doing preschool with onion towers
and said there's nothing to tip for. No, I'm kidding, of course
we would tip, but I am in a loop right now. Okay,
okay. After the tip meeting, the Crets pair for the night out,
and then we get to the vans. Oh you didn't say they made fourteen
grand a person. I didn't say that. Should I have said that?
I don't think you needed to. It was thirteen, but you round it
up. Yeah, man, thanks for getting me out of that loop.
And then I just come in with that that critique of your your tip meeting.
Yeah, I feel a little shitty about it. That's all right,
that's all right, all right, let's get in the vans now. I'm
always confused about this. I know it's uh, we shouldn't always expect our
the person that we've been sleeping with for nine days to get in the same
van as us. You know, it's all kind of fun, but this
happens quite a bit. But I think it is a sometimes when someone's not
into the other sea rat one way that they show them as they get into
the other van. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, that's a
powerful device. It is isn't it. Yeah, it's also a art,
a work on a tactic. You know, you you split them up,
you can't communicate to one another, and you never know how long these rides
are to these restaurants here. No no, no, no, no no
no no no no, you just don't well, Jamay checks in on that
job. Can I really quickly talk about the fashion of the men? Go
ahead? I know I dressed like an odd duck sometimes. I was wearing
a Hawaiian shirt with a corduroy jacket over the top of it. And one
of the comedians I work with, the Great Sam Tripoli, said, how
many coins do you think he found at the beach yesterday? So I don't
have greatest sense of fashion. But despite that, you have opinions. I
mean, fucking Harry and they're they're all in these double dragon, fucking rot
dressed for less like discount button ups. It's like, what is going on
out here? No, not Jimmy, No, Jamay looks like she's going
to the matt Galla, not the met Gala, but one of the parties
at night. She's leading up to the met Gala. You know, it's
a whole week, is it Fashion week? I don't know, I don't
I think they're separated. But she's definitely going to like Elton John's private party.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, lionel Ritchie. And she walks in
there with culver and a door, got smashes Captain Lego ahead right in the
face and she doesn't even look back. No, or she does, and
she keeps going. So Joow is moaning about how he and Serena met before,
and he's getting fucked up fast, and he's getting fucked up in front
of his balls. The flaming, the flames of the forest, the flames
of the forest. Luca says, that's a dit re fucking do. Yeah,
yeah, wow, that's awesome. Hey, what are you doing right
now? Why are you meaning cynical? The ditri doo is an impressive and
difficult all right. Stop. The dit re do is a difficult instrument to
master. It's akin to the rainstick. It's very challenging to get that right.
People think you just take it did re do and you turn it upside
down. It's supposed to make sound. That's not how it works. But
they listen to it. They tuck into some kangaroo right after, and that's
when we go around the table and start chatting about the season. Now this
is when jiwow is different. People can stand with different postures at different blood
alcohol levels. Yes, but he is looking to me to be kind of
point one and up at this point, I was gonna say, stage five,
douche dick like, dude, don't make Captain Lego Head likable to me.
But you you were doing it, man. Yeah, I have to
say. There's some rules, wrong time, wrong place, all right.
So he starts getting in after Captain Lego Head as he sits next to his
girlfriend. Party foul broken bro code dude, he never fucking break a guy's
bass when he's sitting next to his girl. You do that when you guys
are with the guys. I had not thought about that, but yeah,
it is. It is kind of Well, the only reason to do that
would be to cause the most harm, because that's a pointed thing. To
do that in front of somebody's girlfriend, that's rude. I went on a
date one time and very nice, a personal story. Yeah, And we
got back to my apartment. My roommate was justin I won't say his last
name, and he had one of his jerk friends over. It was like
twelve o'clock and the girl I was had gone on date with, what do
you mean, jerk friend? His jerk. Justin had a friend that was
like he'd known from like Connecticut that was out here, and he was in
our apartment sitting on a couch and a jerk. He was a total dick.
And he starts being dicky to the girl that I went on a date
with, and he said, get the funk out of here. Justin didn't
know what to do about it. I'm like, get out, you're being
rude. Get out? Who does that? You're in my apartment? Yeah,
anyway, have you forgiven him I my roommate, my former roommate.
No, Justin the jerk head. Well, Justin was my roommate. It
was his friend. Yeah, the jerkhead. No, I haven't forgiven him
a jerk. They both jerks. They belonged to each other. Okay,
so you okay, Yeah, it's not like a painful place you went back
to. Oh no, no, no, all right, some of the
best times in my life. All right, So we rise from the Kangaroo
and we go to Gilligan's Culver and Jamie or once again there's this kind of
do you remember when John and Olivia got split up on the dance floor of
the Right l High Dance competition. Yeah, that's what happened to them numerous
times tonight. A forty five year old Cuban woman named Chachajjoria would come in
and just kind of do this separation. Yeah what I mean, except by
this scenario, I guess Luca would be Chacha. Yeah. And what this
does is it leaves Culver in a van with Juow, who lays in on
him even more about the old loft thing. It's insane. He's just trying
to get a rise out of Culver and he does. Culver says, you're
not my real mom. You can't tell me what to do. That's right.
Yeah. By the way, this will set up ju Wow's a reing
for making out with Margo. Zerina steps in and tells Juo, you're being
a dick here. He doesn't want to hear it. So that means that
now he must find a very intoxicated Margo to stick his tongue down her throat.
Yeah, makes complete sense from a logical standpoint. Yeah, is it
okay if two people make out and they're both zombies? Now I don't think
so, now go home and go to bed. How about everybody, how
about everybody just not get blackout on the brink drunk at the age of thirty
eight year I said this, what I mean, I know you're a sea
rat, so I know what you're trying to bury. But you're not going
to find the answer to your problems at the bottom of that bottom. Like
quit going out and just drinking till you don't know your name, get get
fucked up. I have a little get a buzz going. But what are
we doing trying to bury a lot of pain? And is what we're doing
unbelievable? All right? So anyway, they have a kiss, Well which
ones are we talking about? Margo and Joel? No, yeah, Margot,
and it was it was he kind of stuck his face to her lips.
In my opinion, Yeah, yeah, I don't know how culpable I
can hold her at that. No, no, no, listen, obviously
he's more culpable. I guess what I'm saying is, I don't think either
of them knew if they were standing on the ceiling of the floor when Margo's
in that state. Sea rats. Let Margo just roam around. She's like
one of those ai uh floor cleaners that runs into things. And yeah,
she's a room buck. You are not. You're not too fuck or kiss
or get naked around a room buck. It doesn't make any sense. Keep
the analogy going. Yeah, that little roomba goes around and it just bounces
around the floor picking up dust. And every once a while it doesn't charge
on batteries. You pour white claw into it and it just operates for another
two hours. That's more. You hit the home button. All right.
So Jamie is tworking in front of Luca. Does that too mean what we
just did there? Yeah? The room a bit? Yeah, I loved
it, all right. So Jumee is tworking in front of Luca. Will
Culver is jumping and spitting everywhere. He's like he kind of turns into like
venom or carnage. One of these he's gonna climb a building. Yeah,
yeah, one of the slobbery spider man villains. I didn't know what he's
gonna do, but at this point, so I think I know seeing you're
talking about. It's Harry Culver and Juah or like dancing on a table,
and what they're doing is what generally what other patrons would point out to security
and saying, uh, yeah, I think these guys need to go.
Yeah, coyote, coyote pretty over there. It's got to get out of
here, you know. But that leaves Jamie and Chacha Dijjorio to go over
or to the bar and have a little chat. All right. So great
editing here, Dylan, because we have Culver talking to Zerina and then we
have Luca and Jamay at the bar. So we get the first cut.
Culver tells Zerena his relationship is solid, meanwhile tells Luca he's fucking hot.
Yeah yeah, and then they kiss kind and this is where, like I
I feel bad for Culver, and I don't want to shop on Culver,
but you have to shoot on Culver because what cloud Atlas fucking universe are you
living in where you think that you guys are falling in love. You have
to fucking come back down to earth and kind of look the variables right,
hotter than anything that you've ever seen in your life. Forget dated eight days
sea rats hot, Like just pull back a little bit, Culvert. All
right, So to that point, Dylan, so generally, because all right,
we've pointed out like the world knows this. Whoever watches the show,
she is he's out of her league. Okay, No, is that how
it is or other way around? Okay, Well, I guess if he's
in farm ball and she's in the matrix, they're not in the same league.
When they do go out, he does something I'd recommend if I was
like a like a counselor for how to make sure this thing works out.
Let her have fun and don't be glued to her. Oh god, damn
night. The problem is is she ain't into him. Yeah, so that
does episode title right, So that kind of works. Uh that that's not
going to work out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well it
doesn't. They kiss and we head back to the boat. This is when
Jihoo is just completely zombi fun. One last purge in the jacuzzi, but
the sea rats have nothing left in them. They can't make it to the
jacuzzi. No, they're too fucked up to make it to the jacuzzi.
Juel kitts in bed he faced, plants into the top bunk, saying jacuzzi
like some kind of fucking mantra, and then he blacks out. Yeah,
it was like the film The Wrestler you know Mickey work his character. He's
having a goddamn heart attack, but he wanted one last jump off that turnbuckle.
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then he slams his hand into a Deli
meat cutter. Yeah that was the scene before. Okay, great movie,
but that's it. He's really losing it towards the end there. Yeah,
he gets pissed off at some little lady wanting a few few more shreds of
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, coming up. Yeah, I'll show
you. I'll cut my thumb off, you mouthy bitch. Jesus, I
love that movie. Really, The Wrestler, Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Maria Bella, No, no, Marissa Tomay's right, what's up with
Mickey roar? Because he dead? No, he's alive kind of yeah,
So Zerina, we we wake for the next next mon, Jerina and Joel
have a chat over a six. Zerena is still saying, I don't know
what to do do what you eventually did, but in this moment it's very
clear. I mean, he made out with your friend, not made out,
but tried to kiss her. Yeah. Yeah. She says all the
things that she should be saying, but I don't think her emotions are catching
up to the what she knows is to be true, which is this guy's
a jerk. You cannot trust him for one second. And uh yeah,
I do feel bad that Joel is kind of I mean, he's very very
upset and remorseful about his behavior. But you know, with the c rats
and with these these hurt people, you never know if it's uh, if
it's the demon inside kind of throwing up a smoke screen, or if they
really do feel remorse. Yeah, I'm gonna lean on the ladder. Yeah,
I think it's a sea rat demon talk. Oh okay, I think
cry now, cry cry right right? Okay. Uh So Jamie is told
about the night before. She relays it to Culver. All the sea rats
are are it's it's on the teeth this morning. Yeah, everyone knows,
but Captain Lego haad. Yeah, that's wonderful. Here's the interesting part.
Luca and Jamay kind of have a little conversation about who gets to tell Captain
Lego ahead that they kissed. I think it's pretty obvious it's jimmy private school
girl. She insists that she does it because she's technically his girlfriends. Yeah,
she checked, Yes, that's right. So she she goes and tells
Culver, and in one moment I feel bad for him. In another,
I'm reminded that he is Captain Lego had You know, there's just this.
I don't want to use the word. I don't want to say anything.
You know, people like this. Defense of Culver's getting old. I don't
know how many times I can call him dumb, Like I'm fatigued by it,
but it's very dumb. When you see somebody go take this ceramic starfish
and forcibly close her hand around it, She's obviously like, whoa, that's
not how adults resolve fish. He watched a lot of romantic comedies when he
was fourteen. He thinks this is what you do in a movie. That's
what I'm thinking is going on. Yeah, it's very hammed up. It's
very melodramatic, and unfortunately for Jamay, it does not work because it would
never work. Although something I've not seen, and this is now a new
term that's developed out of this, she kind of feels bad about the whole
thing, you know, So of course she's gonna need to leave the boat
and I guess possibly have sex with the dude. So she has a thing
called pity sex. Pitty sex. Try that at a bar, cozy up
to a group of girls and go, my dog died today. That's not
pity gardening accident gardening weed Whackett took his fucking head off? Who was holding
the weed? Wa who wants up? Plum me? Yeah? No what
because it's not a thing. Pity sex is not a thing. What do
you mean? Pity sex is not a chick may of course, pitty sex
is a thing for I don't know. Will Ferrell's entire book was in from
Wedding Chas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that movie.
Wow. Okay, well no, but no, he said. My
favorite line from that whole Will Farrell thing is when the guy dies in a
hang gliding accident and he calls him an idiot, idiot idiot. So anyways,
the thing I found amusing was that Jamie tells him that she cheated on
him, and she's like, so, what are you gonna do? And
he's like, oh, nothing, I love you. She's like, oh
great, come on, damn it, come on, we're gonna let this
go of because of a little innocent kiss. Come on, mama, Kim
gives him some good advice. Take the high road. It's clearly a sabotage
of the relationship happening, and I just wish that she could have talked to
him before he had Ji Wow designed that note in pages. But we get
to the goodbyes. Harry's going to let the women come to him. That's
fine, that's good. But also work on your game, work on your
riz hair, put some weight on two kid. Yeah, book up a
little bit. Margot's offered a job on the jay Man's next boat. She
says she's gonna take some time off, though, and work on herself.
Wish you all the best. Seagrette chip is kind of it's inescapable at times,
but if anybody could could show it, I think it'd be Morga.
Then Luca heads out. He did his job, he came in, worked
blew up a boat man's kind of and I got the funk out of there.
I'd say ten out of ten. Four. Culver and Jamy have this
chat where they don't break up, and she bursts the blood vessel and they
leave the boat together. It is actually kind of sweet that she wants to
to leave him now would be way too heart wrenching for him, So if
she can, you know, have one more pitty bang with him, which
she's into. She's she lob, she will, She'll take it. Yes,
you know, I think it's better for everybody. Cooler head prevailed.
Nice job Jamy, Private school girl Zarena heads out, fun season with the
lady. She was great. Juoo heads out next market improvement but still very
much Juey and a Shaw is up next. Yeah. She bids a dow
to Captain jas who's gonna put his contact lenses in? Not sure? And
then I think they did a full hour, which was their replacement for the
reunion. I don't know if you. I watched a little bit of it.
Her and Captain Hotpants went on watch What Happens Live via Skype. Of
course they did a full hour. Oh wow, I would have watched that.
I didn't know that that was happening. Yeah, I think they spilled
a little tea. Great. Well, we want to say thank you,
as we do at the end of every season for joining us throughout the season.
We've gotten a lot of new listeners over this season and can't thank you
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