WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.399 I want to show you a brand new color away for the Rock Delta training 2 00:00:02.439 --> 00:00:07.320 shoes. This is called Desert Sand. It's a badass color never seen before 3 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:11.039 on the market and the training shoe. And I just realized you also, 4 00:00:11.119 --> 00:00:17.480 you just saw my big bottle of a pet. Look. I go hardcore 5 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:19.640 when I train. I don't have time to go to the bathroom. I 6 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:22.079 find a bottle, I pee in it, and I keep training like a 7 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:25.320 beast. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, 8 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:33.000 look's ice. Hey, what's up? Welcome to the s arc Tape 9 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:37.399 podcast. I was gonna go off on a I was gonna go off on 10 00:00:37.439 --> 00:00:39.439 a real diet tribe, and I realized, like, wait a minute, 11 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:41.719 I can't do that. It's the top of the show. We gotta wait, 12 00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:47.119 at least, we gotta wait at least for the for the AI algorithm 13 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:52.640 to become disinterested in what we're saying. That way we can go hard on 14 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:55.560 the paint deeper into the video. I think that's like a real thing, 15 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.280 right, I don't know it is a real thing, But it doesn't matter, 16 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:06.120 for it's just nothing matters. The algorithm is so against us right now, 17 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:12.519 it is Oh yeah, we we we have no algorithmic support whatsoever, 18 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:19.200 to the point where it's like it's a I am consistently astonished that we're successful 19 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:23.840 at this at all, because the algorithm really does not it if the algorithm, 20 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:26.560 if the algorithm was a person, it would have put a hit out 21 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:30.439 on us. I think by by now like there's a there's a deep, 22 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:38.159 deep disdain. But regardless, Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Sweeney is 23 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:46.879 Gone. Sweeney was unfortunately. He was taking his monthly walk and a van 24 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.280 pulled up to his house and said, hey, I got some comic books 25 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:55.040 inside and some Funko pops. And uh, the way that it's the way 26 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:57.519 that it shows up on the security camera footage that I saw was he said, 27 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:00.959 no fooling and then he bled up to it and then they grabbed him. 28 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:06.519 And we haven't heard of him since. I'm sure things are gonna be 29 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:08.000 fine. Like I don't know, I'm not really that worried about him. 30 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:13.680 Uh, but it was crazy in the surveillance footage how they grabbed him, 31 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:17.439 like they whisked him away like he was a five year old boy, Like 32 00:02:17.719 --> 00:02:22.479 they like grabbed his hand and he just like got sucked into the van. 33 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:23.800 It was pretty insane. Yeah, like I don't know who was in the 34 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:29.879 fact it was such a small hand too, and the fact that it lifted 35 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:35.039 him with almost no no no effort, no struggle. It was as if 36 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:40.080 he was completely weightless. It's really disturbing footage. Maybe we'll put that out 37 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:47.879 for patrons. Yeah, that would be pretty good. Yes, snark Yeah, 38 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:54.319 Patreon dot com Yeah, Patreon dot com, slash the snark Tank go 39 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:58.800 there to uh obviously support our show, get early access, all that, 40 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:02.759 all that jazz ask questions that we will answer on the show. So exciting 41 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:10.599 news. The merch store snark Tank dot shop is officially it exists and it 42 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:15.120 is open for at the time that we are recording this. It is open 43 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:22.199 for patrons. Now there's it's it's five dollars and up. For a reason, 44 00:03:22.479 --> 00:03:24.080 we're doing like pretty heavy discounts on that stuff for early access, and 45 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:28.759 we just kind of figure like, look, mad, we gotta lock you 46 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:31.879 guys in to get some of this early access. But there's a lot of 47 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:36.520 cool designs there. Some of them will be some of them are temporary, 48 00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:39.960 they are limited edition designs. We're testing some stuff out, trying to see 49 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:44.759 like what people gravitate towards what people want. But snart Tank dot Shop it 50 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.639 is open. There is a password that we will send out to all patrons. 51 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:51.360 Well by the time you're hearing this, it'll be out on the on 52 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:55.080 the Patreon already, but there's a password for it, and you guys will 53 00:03:55.159 --> 00:04:00.879 you'll get that and it'll be open for everybody on the seventeenth of May, 54 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:04.719 and that's when it'll go live for absolutely everybody. And maybe that'll maybe that'll 55 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:08.560 change, maybe it'll go live earlier. Who knows. We're really kind of 56 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:14.240 feeling this stuff out first merch operation, so we're we're just trying things little 57 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.639 a little late, a little late. We've been yeah, yeah, we've 58 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:24.240 been a podcast for like consistently for like four years. Well, we needed 59 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:29.079 we we we needed the time to build material so that we would have stuff 60 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:34.879 to put on shirts. Yeah. Yeah, we we did have one little 61 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:39.560 drop a while ago, but it was just kind of design Like I actually 62 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:41.839 liked those designs, but like they were just kind of, you know, 63 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:46.399 they were just interesting designs that were kind of like loosely, loosely associated with 64 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:49.399 us. We've got some really exciting stuff on the on snark Tank dot shop. 65 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:55.680 Uh that I'm really pumped about. There's a I threw together. Uh 66 00:04:56.040 --> 00:05:00.680 some quick designs there are obviously some some designs are are are drawn by artists 67 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.680 from the community. I know Beanie Beanie Laninguini has some stuff up there, 68 00:05:04.399 --> 00:05:13.439 and that's that's pretty exciting. But I think the the hoodie with Sweeney's gross 69 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:17.480 face on it, with the Scumbag Supreme logo underneath it is is probably gonna 70 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:24.519 be a big one. There's a I love when they came together. I 71 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.879 loved at the credits or something. I think I was like at the end 72 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.040 of the show. Yeah, it was. It was. It was in 73 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:32.399 my mind so much that I was like, I have to make this. 74 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:36.959 And so it's up there. We got a logo hoodie, We've got gay 75 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:42.279 Station three T, we got the the on cap no God hat, We've 76 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:46.639 got some other stuff, some dumb ship. There's a brill shirt up there 77 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.519 just for my own amusement, but like that'll be gone when it launches for 78 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:54.319 everybody. Nobody wants that fucking creature. But uh, we're excited about it. 79 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:58.639 So remember snark Tank dot shot and uh yeah, we'll we'll see you 80 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.000 there. Remember if you want to get early access is five dollars five patronic 81 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.879 complash of Snart tank five dollars up and then you get the password and all 82 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:10.399 that. But uh yeah, that'll that'll be it. What's what's what's in 83 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:15.040 the news? The rock? Apparently, yeah, a couple of rock things. 84 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:21.959 Really, there's a few rock related related incidents. What the heck is 85 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:26.720 going on with him? Somebody chose I don't know, somebody chose violent, 86 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:28.920 somebody he woke up and was like, you know what, fuck the rock. 87 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:32.639 I'm gonna put this out because I feel like this must have been known 88 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.560 for a very long time. But apparently he's somewhat of a menace on set 89 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:42.000 when he's filming movies. There was one thing that we're talking about him being 90 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:46.279 late on the set of I think it was called Red Arrow or some bullshit, 91 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:53.959 some Netflix thing, and it sounds like Sweeney he was. Yeah, 92 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:57.879 he was so late though that it costs the set, It cost the movie. 93 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:00.360 It was like tens of millions. I think it was like forty or 94 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:05.480 fifty million dollars of that is crazy because he was late for like an entire 95 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:09.800 like more than half a day of filming. Because then you know, they'll 96 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:13.920 film long days like twelve hours, sometimes even longer, and he was gone. 97 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:16.680 He was missing for more than half the day. Who knows what the 98 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:19.560 fuck he was doing. He was probably in his stupid do you know? 99 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:26.439 This motherfucker flies gyms with him when he goes wherever he's filming. He has 100 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:32.480 gyms manufactured like a big tent, makeshift tent thing that has air conditioning and 101 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:38.360 thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of weights that you don't need. That why 102 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:41.360 you're that's crazy. He's like, he's like, uh, he's like the 103 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.959 Olympics where they like build a stadium for him and then he goes there for 104 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:49.040 like three minutes and then leaves, and then there's like the leaves stadium that's 105 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:51.879 ruining the economy of the of the village or the city that it's in. 106 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:57.040 That's fucking awesome. There's yeah, I don't know, somebody, somebody just 107 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:01.800 leaked all this information. Apparently he he is late, but apparently he just 108 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:05.040 like pisses in bottles. I heard it, like it just in front of 109 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:11.279 people. Saved time somehow, like to save time. When you think about 110 00:08:11.319 --> 00:08:15.600 that, think about that, actually, how much time? I feel the 111 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:20.279 same way about traffic when you see some pieces of shit like just zipping through 112 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.040 like they can't wait like ten seconds to like make their turn or whatever. 113 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.879 They have to hurry up and turn before you pass, or some shit, 114 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:31.799 And I'm like, you risking your life? Was that worth the three seconds 115 00:08:31.799 --> 00:08:39.279 you gained going home? Like in this in the same fucking way the fucking 116 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:43.120 ruck. Yeah, the rug pissing in a bottle? What does that truly 117 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:48.679 accomplish? I think he just really wants to just show people his penis and 118 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:52.559 then just pissing up, Like what what what does that really alis? I'm 119 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:54.879 not stepping away for fucking a few minutes to the bathroom, go piss, 120 00:08:56.720 --> 00:09:03.720 Yeah, I think the Yeah, maybe he's the idea. I don't know 121 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.879 have I ever put I must have pissed a bottle at least once, but 122 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:13.039 like this is not like a that's not like a common occurrence of anything. 123 00:09:13.159 --> 00:09:16.879 I think I did it once on the trip when I was driving, when 124 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:22.519 me and Jalen were driving too, like to LA from New York, and 125 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:26.600 there was just nowhere, there's just nowhere. I think it was like a 126 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.320 traffick and I was like, listen, this is this is this needs to 127 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:31.799 stop. But the idea that he makes like a habit of this and that 128 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:37.720 people have like watched him do it is crazy. That's so, that's so 129 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:41.559 insane. It doesn't I was just trying to think of, like, Okay, 130 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:46.080 why gamers do it, right, Gamers do it usually because they're in 131 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:48.200 these long ass sessions or whatever, and they're lazy fucks. Obviously it's all 132 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:52.720 late. That's crazy too, But that's crazy. It's definitely crazy. But 133 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:58.039 at least I understand a I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying I understand 134 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.960 a purpose. We're like, say, usually those motherfuckers in a long session 135 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:05.919 of like fucking star Craft whatever it is, and they're like I can't leave 136 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:11.000 or I'm gonna die, and so they piss in a bottle. When you're 137 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:16.759 on a movie that can cut at any moment, at any moment, cut 138 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:22.519 like take take five, and like it doesn't make any sense. I don't 139 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.600 get that. It doesn't make any sense, especially because he's late to all 140 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:28.600 this shit. So if he's like always late, but he's like pissing, 141 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.879 like you're not offsetting the time that you like, oh you're five hours late, 142 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:35.519 You're oh you're five hours late to a shoot, so like, let 143 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:37.360 me just piss in a bottle. It's like, no, just at the 144 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:41.080 very least, like take the five take the three minutes to go piss and 145 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:46.440 not do it in front of like seven interns in a ten No. No, 146 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:48.559 Like it's so crazy, you know what. I also love about that. 147 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:52.600 So clearly since he's pissing in a bottle, he's not shaking, well, 148 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.320 he's not, like, you know, you gotta really give your your 149 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.440 your your dick a few good shakes. You gotta, like, if you 150 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:03.039 don't want to get like a bunch of drip all over yourself, all over 151 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:07.360 your fucking box, you gotta you gotta ring it out. You gotta give 152 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:11.320 it a good tug. Yeah, you gotta really, you gotta really get 153 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:15.000 it out there. And him, he's pissing in a bottle. You know, 154 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:18.039 there's this piss dripping on his dick, and he puts it right back 155 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.720 into his costume whatever he's wearing, and now he ruined his costume and then 156 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:26.480 he needs to change anyway, like you rock, you got a little bit 157 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.879 of peepy drip, and he's like, oh sorry, sorry about that. 158 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:33.360 And then and then he just naked in front of everyone. He changes in 159 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.519 front of everyone, back to wardrobe. He's like, bring wardrobe here. 160 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.480 I know, there's no time, there's no time, and he's he's he's 161 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:48.399 still pissing as he's changing. Do you think he like it in the hole 162 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:50.240 of the bottle? Do you think he like, Yeah, he doesn't, 163 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:58.480 He's fucking I've always dude. Some people surprised me with their just this how 164 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.919 stupid they are. We're like, I don't understand how you piss it, 165 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:05.320 Like, like you know, the a regular soda bottle has like a small 166 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:09.600 hole, or like a water bottle or anything intensely small. Yeah, like 167 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:13.360 like like a ridiculous And motherfuckers are like, I don't understand how you pissing 168 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:16.919 that thing. I'm like, wait, are you trying to shove your penis 169 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:22.759 in the hole and not just put your head up to it? You put 170 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:24.559 the tip of your head up to it, so then you just piss in 171 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:28.559 the thing. And when people are talking about like it being too small, 172 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.639 I'm like, what are you doing? Are you trying to shove your dick 173 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:35.000 in the hole? I don't get it. Like people are like, wait, 174 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:39.960 but then I might spill I guess that's their logic of like they gotta 175 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:43.519 get to it, because I've heard that a few times and people saying it 176 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:50.679 was too small, and I'm like, I wait, pissed stream is so 177 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:58.159 wide like a fire hose, and they just I don't understand. That logical 178 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:05.200 thing completely escapes me. Oh man, I want to be on. I 179 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:07.320 want to be I want to be on the Sabbath of the Rock. I 180 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:11.360 gotta see what that's like. I got to experience. I want to be 181 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:16.120 a background actor and just see how he operates. I wonder if he's one 182 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.759 of the people that you can't look him in the eye, because I always 183 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:24.240 thought that was fake. But I've heard enough stories like the whole thing you 184 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:26.440 can't look people in the eyes, directly in the eyes, like usually the 185 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:31.759 main talent. I like, I vote, yeah, So I thought that 186 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:39.799 was just a trope. And but I've heard enough stories Steve Harvey Ellen DeGeneres. 187 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:43.240 But like you hear this as a trope in movies. They'll be like, 188 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:46.799 don't look don't look so and so in the eye. And I always 189 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:48.639 thought like, oh, that's just that's just a trope, you know, 190 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:54.879 like you can't. But apparently there's been enough people like assistants, extras, 191 00:13:54.000 --> 00:14:00.720 people that have done multiple things pas that are like, oh, you can't 192 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:05.639 if you're lesser than you can't directly address them, you can't stare at them 193 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:09.240 them, Like what do you mean? How does how does that even work? 194 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:15.879 Yeah, apparently somebody fired. Good, Oh, somebody got fired for 195 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.679 a security guard. I got fired on the set. I think it was 196 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:22.480 a set of fuck. I can't remember which said. I think it was 197 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:24.159 one of the fuck I'm gonna mess us up, so I'm not even gonna 198 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:30.759 say what it was. I remember. I just remember a story that a 199 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:39.159 security guard who is supposed to who's guarding the main star's trailer. The star 200 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:43.200 was coming back to the trailer and the security guard just said hi, because 201 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:48.399 it's weird to not look at somebody while they're passing by. It's just like, 202 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:50.279 unless you're going somewhere, you're not really staying at people, and you're 203 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:54.879 standing on someone's coming in your direction, you look at them. And so 204 00:14:54.120 --> 00:15:00.000 he did that. Apparently that's a very American thing. Did you know that? 205 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.519 I didn't know that then that was like an American thing to like when 206 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:07.759 Apparently, like when it's an easy sign, Like it's an easy tell when 207 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:11.960 Americans are in other countries because like when they walk past people on the street, 208 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:16.720 they give them like a like a like a like a nod like yeah, 209 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:20.559 like a nod of yeah, just like acknowledgment. And it's like, 210 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:24.600 don't do that. Nobody, nobody else does that. I thought it's so 211 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:31.200 strange. I don't see anything wrong with that, yeah, because it's it's 212 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:37.080 literally just a second of it's usually literally just a height and then I'm never 213 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:39.399 gonna see this person again probably, or like I don't have a problem with 214 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:43.279 that. It's if some motherfucker tries to actually put a sentence out, then 215 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:46.600 that's when I usually get annoyed, Like if they actually say something like how 216 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:50.840 you doing or something, and I'm like, I wasn't expecting that, and 217 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:54.840 I'll usually say something stupid or I'll say the exact same thing because I'm just 218 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:56.879 caught off guard. How are you doing? I'm like, how you doing? 219 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:58.919 And I'm just like, oh, fuck, I just asked another question 220 00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:03.919 is question there's like nigga, don't say anything, just yeah. Like I'll 221 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:06.120 be like, it's like how you doing it? And then I'll be like 222 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:15.720 you too, absolutely, I've absolutely, I've definitely done that to like Postmates 223 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:18.679 people or like when I get like food order, it's like all right, 224 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:21.720 enjoy and I like you too, and I like fuck YouTube Like fuck, 225 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:27.200 I'm like, yeah, it's your responsibility to not trap me like that say 226 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:32.080 something. Disagree. I agree, Yeah, yeah, it's it's don't say 227 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.200 that to me. I'm not thinking about this interaction. This is like, 228 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:37.480 this is a necessity to get to where I need to get, which is 229 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:41.919 like in possession of my food. But yeah, like I don't know, 230 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:45.080 like I think that must be like a real thing, like where he was 231 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:45.960 like, oh yeah, you can't look at town at the very least, 232 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:49.240 it's a trope for a reason, you know what I mean, because it 233 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:52.559 exists on some level. I don't know how intense it is. I don't 234 00:16:52.559 --> 00:16:56.159 know, Like I'm sure I doubt that was the case on like the fucking 235 00:16:56.200 --> 00:17:00.039 pop Tart movie that Jerry Seinfeld did, Like I don't think that was a 236 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:04.119 very serious environment at all, but I would I would wager that, like, 237 00:17:04.279 --> 00:17:07.880 yeah, if you're doing like a Marvel movie or something, it's like, 238 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:15.000 yeah, don't look at Chris Pratt. It's distracting you. See that 239 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:19.960 thing about how he tore down like a historic landmark. He did that, 240 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:25.240 he did so he so he and his wife apparently. Look, I don't 241 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:29.519 I I could be spreading wise right now, but like whatever, like I 242 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:32.839 saw, I saw this on TikTok whatever, I'm gonna spread it. If 243 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:36.400 it's misinformation, let me know. I can't be fucked. But I'm pretty 244 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:38.920 sure there was a story about like him and his wife buying a buying like 245 00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:45.079 this old mansion and it was apparently like a very historic like it was like 246 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.319 something about it was like very historically significant, like it was the first example 247 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:52.480 of like modern architecture of like like modern luxury architecture in like the fifties or 248 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:56.839 something, and they tore it down to build their own mansion, and like 249 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:59.680 the community is like pissed about it because it's like that was like a relic. 250 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:03.400 It was like the own little standing relic of like that time, and 251 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:07.640 they just tore it the fuck down. But it sounds right, that sounds 252 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:11.200 totally believable. That's so that totally sounds like some rich fuck that just doesn't 253 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:17.240 give a shit about history. That that and uh, and from the little 254 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:22.079 bit that I know about Chris Pratt, extremely religious weirdo. He's in one 255 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:26.400 of those sets of There was a cull what's it called Hillsong. I think 256 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:30.279 it was Hillsong Church or hill Crest. I think it's Hillsong. That's crazy, 257 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:34.039 He'll sounds like a cult. It is. There was this church that 258 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:37.599 started in Australia called I'm pretty sure it's called Hillsong if I I'm not even 259 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.680 looking up, I'm too lazy, but I'm pretty sure it's Hillsong. And 260 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:45.279 Hillsong was, you know, of course a cult church, and they obviously 261 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:52.480 molested their members because of course, because of course. And then so there 262 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:59.319 was an offshoot that started in America. I can't remember what it's called, 263 00:18:59.359 --> 00:19:02.960 but Chris Pratt that's a part of it. At least he was at the 264 00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:06.599 time I was looking this up, justin Bieber, a bunch of celebrity. 265 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:11.200 It was like all the celebrities were joining this cult fucking offshoot of that church. 266 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:18.720 Of the founder who molested one of or straight up raped one of the 267 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:22.960 members. I think he went to prison for it. And then like the 268 00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:26.160 fucking sun took over and just kind of swept a under the rug because you 269 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:30.279 know, they're all scompacks, and so you know, it's it's it's pretty 270 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:33.559 cool. It's pretty cool to I don't really know how you get into cults 271 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:37.519 nowadays. I've been thinking about that. I've been thinking about like, yeah, 272 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:41.400 it doesn't really make sense to me. I tried. I was thinking 273 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.440 about maybe he's trying to start one, but I wouldn't even know where to 274 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:48.480 go about it. But you know what's weird about that though, I feel 275 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:49.559 like, at the same time, I know what you're saying, where it's 276 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:53.079 like, where do you even go to get into a cult? But at 277 00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:56.160 the same time, I all, there's part of me that also feels like 278 00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:00.599 it's probably very, very easy to start one. Yeah it is, you 279 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:08.400 know, I would you and I have enough influence over the internet to start 280 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:12.279 a cult, even if like some people thought it was a joke at first. 281 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:18.599 Say, for example, right now, with uh that that the gay 282 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:22.480 parody ship that I've been leading into more, I could be like, oh, 283 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:26.119 I'm going to start a fucking gay parody organized something. I could you 284 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:30.759 know, just say it's something, and then it just gets more serious and 285 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:34.799 more serious over time, Like uh, my friend we talked about making the 286 00:20:34.839 --> 00:20:38.799 first church of Batman and making a bat Bible and all this stuff, and 287 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:44.440 then we were talking about like if we did this, I people will literally 288 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:47.880 join and then we can have them drink poison kool aid at the end, 289 00:20:48.039 --> 00:20:52.000 like it's it's a thing that you could actually do, and it's Yeah, 290 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:56.200 I think I think between the between you and I and maybe even sweety, 291 00:20:56.839 --> 00:21:00.880 I think we could get at least ten people, you know what I mean, 292 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:03.559 at least ten, And I'm saying like ten like devout, like like 293 00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:07.599 I'm talking about ten, like devout, like really like like you'll do our 294 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:11.720 This is my entire Yeah, this is my entire life. And that's really 295 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:15.720 kind of all you need, really, you know what I mean. Like 296 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:18.759 if you get like ten people of like even remotely slightly wealthy stufing, like 297 00:21:18.799 --> 00:21:21.599 let's say, you'd be like, all right, this this costs, Like 298 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:25.680 we're gonna need donations for our church and we need like, uh, you 299 00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:27.960 know, five hundred from each of you every every single month. Even if 300 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:33.079 you have ten people doing that, that's that's pretty good. That's not bad 301 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:37.759 money. You know, it really does not take a lot to con or 302 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:41.720 it doesn't take a lot to get a lot. I guess is what I'm 303 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:47.359 saying. It doesn't. But man, and I just I guess I understand. 304 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:51.440 Obviously it made sense back in the day. Colts made sense. How 305 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:56.000 it happened. You had a lack of information, there's nothing, you didn't 306 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:59.000 have access to anything, so you just have to trust what people were telling 307 00:21:59.039 --> 00:22:02.079 you. Some charismatic fuck comes along and says they have all the answers, 308 00:22:02.119 --> 00:22:06.119 and you're like, you know what, I trust this person now. It's 309 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:11.480 like right with with this thing. I feel like it's so easy to just 310 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:15.759 not I don't understand. The people theorized I want to. I'm gonna get 311 00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:22.680 your take on it. People theorize that humans were engineered, right, like 312 00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:26.720 say, some gay aliens came along at some point and like fuck with some 313 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:32.039 monkeys or some apes or whatever, and engineered us to be brilliant but also 314 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:37.759 retarded, like super subservient and like a complete oxymoron, like a thing that 315 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.440 should not exist to where we can build these amazing fucking skyscrapers and do all 316 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:45.400 this crazy stuff with like architecture, quantum computing and all this stuff, but 317 00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:51.079 then at the same time be like that fucking Colt seems pretty cool or like 318 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:56.720 this orange fucking douchebag. This guy's gonna save us like this, this is 319 00:22:56.839 --> 00:23:00.799 like yeah, you get to an offset. We're like huh, how is 320 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:06.000 this possible? Yeah? Because like the most yeah, because like the most 321 00:23:06.039 --> 00:23:11.480 retarded ant is still not that far off from the most intelligent one. You'd 322 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:17.359 imagine, you know what I mean, Like it's probably like maybe the divide 323 00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:22.799 between the two is so so slim as to mean nothing at all, Like 324 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:25.079 you would really not be able to be like, oh that that ant is 325 00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:27.559 so much smarter than that other one. It's like what is it really doing 326 00:23:27.559 --> 00:23:32.119 to demonstrate that? But with a person, it's like noticeable where it's like 327 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:34.640 and even like within the same person because they'll be like, oh, we 328 00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:37.759 talked about it before on the show. Where's like, oh, like Isaac 329 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:41.119 Newton's like like this brilliant like oh uh invented calculus or whatever. And then 330 00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:45.640 like he's like gargling mercury before he goes to sleep because he thinks he's gonna 331 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:52.200 become gold or something like he gets fucking inshmee. But like yeah, I 332 00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:55.839 don't I don't know. I've I've talked about like my thought of like how 333 00:23:55.880 --> 00:24:00.599 there's like a limited almost like cloud storage of human intelligence, and the more 334 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:04.640 people there are, like the less bandwidth it has. But yeah, I 335 00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:08.799 don't know, man, it's all it's all fucking crazy. It is crazy. 336 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:15.359 I think I feel like I guess when it comes to programming, right, 337 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:18.720 you're programming a computer even as just like a virtual intelligence or something and 338 00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:25.400 not like fully self aware, and you have to I feel like you program 339 00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:29.359 it one way and it can't hold this type of cognitive dissonance because it's been 340 00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:33.920 programmed. It's like I can't hold these two certain views because they're completely contradictory 341 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.799 and like great, and I feel like people, you know, they are 342 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.000 technically programmed in a way and they've been thinking one way for a very long 343 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:45.519 time. But I don't understand, Like I was just I was literally thinking 344 00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:48.319 about this this morning for whatever reason. I was thinking. I saw this 345 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:52.920 interview a while ago and it sticks with me. Where there's this street interviewer 346 00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:59.960 guy. He's interviewing a Midwestern farmer, and this Midwestern farmer is basically saying 347 00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:04.319 how much Trump is like him, He's one of us. And I really 348 00:25:04.359 --> 00:25:08.839 I'm like, I really like, I'm like, hold hold on, a 349 00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:15.119 second, like I really want to examine this because this motherfucker is dirty, 350 00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:18.440 grimy. You know, he's never had a handout, like he's fucking he's 351 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:22.839 worked all of his life to maintain his farm, and I'm like, how 352 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:27.480 could you possibly believe this? Like I really, I really like it's one 353 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:30.559 of those things we almost want to take a shovel and hit the guy because 354 00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:36.400 you're like you're used to you're used to. It's almost like, oh, 355 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.759 but maybe this will be like a factory reset if you think about it in 356 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:45.200 the terms of computers. I almost look at not even necessarily those people specifically, 357 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:52.240 but like generally people who I think I think most people hold contradictory beliefs 358 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:56.559 on some level, like whether they but there's there are people where it's like 359 00:25:56.599 --> 00:26:00.279 it is so fundamental that like it's it's kind of shocking that they can persist. 360 00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:03.240 And I almost look at it as like, you know how like when 361 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:07.559 a game or like a computer system is coded incorrectly and then two things contradict 362 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:11.319 with each other and then there's like an error and then the thing crashes and 363 00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:14.519 dies. Yeah, yeah, I feel like what you're looking at. I 364 00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:22.079 feel like what you're looking at is a sentient crash almost because people don't need 365 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:26.000 to be logical to survive necessarily. All they need is food, water, 366 00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:30.680 and environment, So like they're not they don't need logical consistency to stay alive. 367 00:26:32.640 --> 00:26:36.319 But like when that does happen, when that feedback loop happens and then 368 00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:42.359 the game crashes, the person continues and then they continue to crash. It's 369 00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:45.039 almost like a domino thing where it's like crash, crash, crash, crash, 370 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.640 crash, and then before you know it, it's like, yeah, 371 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:55.079 yeah, I believe in I believe in the core principles of America and American 372 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:56.680 exceptionalism. But also, yeah, I don't mind that this guy wants to 373 00:26:56.720 --> 00:27:00.839 be a dictator and that he said it and it's well, you said it, 374 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:07.000 you know, it's that's you're you're looking at you're looking at you know, 375 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:11.640 a glitch basically, Yeah, and it's yeah, it's interesting. You 376 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.799 ever see, uh, there's something about Mary. Do you ever see that 377 00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:17.880 movie? I think so like a long time. I've only seen it once. 378 00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.799 Yeah, it's super old. I think it's I think it's a fairly 379 00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:30.079 brother movies with Ben Stiller and Keete David Night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 380 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:33.599 I know this nineteen eighth, ninety eight. Yeah, sorry, yeah, 381 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:37.279 okay, don't if if you if you're like, no, it's definitely 382 00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:41.720 my I would have probably melted because I'm like, there's no way, but 383 00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:45.920 oh my fucking god. Did you see that? By the way, sorry, 384 00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:52.160 did you see that they're making a fucking Sausage Party TV show? Who 385 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:55.519 asked for that? Yeah? That's exactly what. That's exactly what that. 386 00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:56.680 My first thought was like, who the fuck? What did what did we 387 00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:03.119 do to deserve this? But like, yeah, there's a I I that's 388 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:06.119 a real thing. It's apparently coming to what is this first pluster for the 389 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:11.799 Sausage Party sequel series on Prime Video? They can't all be hits. Just 390 00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:15.559 just when I was like giving fucking Amazon so much, so many flowers, 391 00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:19.799 now like the Amazon's been killing it and then they're like, hey, Sausage 392 00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:25.920 Party. Yeah yeah, yeah, well, uh, I ain't watching that, 393 00:28:25.960 --> 00:28:27.839 though. I hope they I hope I hope they continue the tradition of 394 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:33.519 uh string over their animators that the movie that the movie had. Do you 395 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:36.400 remember that that whole thing how they like just didn't pay their animators at all. 396 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.200 Yeah, that's that's something that's such a shocker when like, you know, 397 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:45.559 they have all the money in the world. That's such an abusive thing 398 00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:51.480 too, because it's like, hey, go animate this movie. Yeah, 399 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:55.279 that is like go do this movie. That sucks, right, you You 400 00:28:55.319 --> 00:29:00.279 have to you have to spend hours and hours watching like hot dogs pretend to 401 00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:03.200 be penises, and then you have to make that a reality. You have 402 00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.039 to spend hours texturing this thing and like hooking it up to like a rig, 403 00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:08.640 and then like make it like, oh man, I'm spending hours and 404 00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:14.279 hours and weeks and weeks and days and days animating this fucking hot dog that's 405 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:18.559 clearly a dick joke the entire time. And then on top of making me 406 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:25.480 animate this, they're just going to fuck me over financially as well. That 407 00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:30.480 is crazy. It sounds about right, it's it's just it's so disgusting because 408 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:34.119 like these obviously these studios, the producers that are funding everything, blah blah 409 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:38.400 blah, they have so much fucking money, like they can't like they they 410 00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:42.240 can, they can shell out the money easily. They just choose not to 411 00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:47.799 because they're absolute fucking dirt bags. And you know, I actually just watched 412 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:52.359 something this uh popped up on my screen because there's drama with this one YouTuber. 413 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:55.839 I didn't know what the fuck it was about. I just want to 414 00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:57.920 know about. There's this guy that I like. This guy, his name's 415 00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:02.599 Rich from review Tech USA. I don't have a problem, yeah, but 416 00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:04.519 there's some drama with him and his editor or something, and I'm like, 417 00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:07.920 what the fuck's going on? I try to understand it, and because of 418 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:14.079 that, algorithmically some stuff about him has popped up on my feed. And 419 00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:15.960 it was this one drama that I loved so much. It was it was 420 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:19.279 him back in twenty fourteen. It was him versus this guy named Big Cheese. 421 00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:22.200 It just had to do. It had to do with like two hundred 422 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:29.240 dollars, dude. It's it's a long story short. This guy, there's 423 00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:32.640 a guy in Big Cheese Gaming. He was like, hey, can you 424 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.559 uh, I'll send you. I'll send you a laptop of PC and stuff, 425 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:41.119 and in exchange is advertise on my channel. Okay, cool, gol 426 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:47.279 cool. But Rich doesn't go through it, and then it's like, sends 427 00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:48.400 another piece scene and he's like, all right, let's just extend it, 428 00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.240 let's actually go through it. And then on top of that, I just 429 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:52.960 need two hundred dollars And it was just two hundred dollars. And I'll keep 430 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:56.359 in mind Rich was making a lot of money, his channel was doing very 431 00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:59.599 well. But the whole, the whole thing about this, it was just 432 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:03.440 like it was astounding me kind of remembering this whole thing where it was this 433 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.799 huge drama over two hundred dollars that I was like, bro, you can 434 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:12.200 easily pay him, Like please, just pay this fucking man and be done 435 00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:15.440 with this. In the same vein as I think about like, oh, 436 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:22.200 here's these animators there there. They did their thing. Pay them. You 437 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:26.119 have the money to do it easily. So much money is gonna be spent 438 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:30.000 on advertising and all this shit that's gonna cost infinitely more than what you owe 439 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:34.119 these motherfuckers. And then you just like, nah, I'm good, you 440 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.680 get here, here's some crumbs. There you go, And I'm just like, 441 00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:44.200 what what possesses people to do this when, especially when you have like, 442 00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:48.039 imagine you're fucking rich, dude, imagine you're rich. And thenine like 443 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.720 you mentioned Beanie Linguini, and like, yeah, you know, here's a 444 00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:56.880 here's a free T shirt in your ten bucks for your fucking art. You 445 00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.960 know what I mean. You're like, but you can, you can, 446 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:05.960 I know you can afford it, Please pay me? Nah, all right? 447 00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:08.640 And I'm just like it's it's okay. And I'm like, why are 448 00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:13.759 these people I'm I don't mean this by rich but I'll just say the people, 449 00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:19.319 the stress, the exact Why Why is angry mob justice not more of 450 00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:25.359 a At this point, I'm like, come on, man, yeah, 451 00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:30.960 I don't know. I just want what I want. Yeah, what whatever? 452 00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.039 So we got so, we got sauceress party coming, we got pop 453 00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.839 tarts coming, which I still am a little disappointed that the pop Tart movie 454 00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:44.480 is not in an animated movie like in the B movie. Like, I'm 455 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.400 still mad about that. I'm still like, what the fuck? Man? 456 00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:52.920 I was looking forward to seeing something like that and not just Jerry Seinfeld standing 457 00:32:53.000 --> 00:33:01.640 around being like pop Tarts, pop Tart, what's the deal? And then 458 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:07.440 Michael Richards throwing pop tarts at black people. Yeah, yeah, he's He's 459 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:15.400 throwing them like fucking destructo discs. He's sawing people in half. He's actually 460 00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:19.079 like the final boss of the movie is Michael Richards at the laugh Factory throwing 461 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:24.519 pop tarts at black people and vivisecting them. Saw. Yeah, that's his 462 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:31.480 revenge, his revenge aft after having after being humiliate pop tarts at you people 463 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:37.000 just back in the day, Back in the day, Kellogg's would have had 464 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:49.759 you on a spike outside of the offices. What's the big deal? You 465 00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:53.480 can't Favis sect black people with pop tarts? What are you doing? No, 466 00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:02.839 it just transitions away. Let's hold on. Yeah, this is all 467 00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.519 right. So this is the Seinfeld This is a is a Seinfeld episode. 468 00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:13.719 It opens, it opens right, it's like and then Cramer's just like he's 469 00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.239 in the middle of it. He's already like killing he's he's throwing these pop 470 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:23.320 tarts with such insane like they're breaking the sound barrier. There's like there's pockets 471 00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:30.639 of light emanating behind them. At just an audio, he's in Atlanta and 472 00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:32.679 he's doing a set in Atlanta, and he's just throwing he's throwing pop tarts 473 00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:36.880 of black people, and he's he's shutting every word out of his mind. 474 00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:42.239 There's no coherent sentence out of his mouth that isn't laden with slurs. And 475 00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:45.360 it's like really old school, like it's not even just the end word. 476 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:51.639 It's like, yeah, he's all boon crickets and like all this crazy old 477 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.440 ship. Yeah, and he's just like he has he has. He has 478 00:34:54.480 --> 00:35:00.440 a big, like the fallout Duffel bag full of them. He's like rolling 479 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:04.159 them, he's throwing them. And Jerry Seinfeld is in the back like, 480 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:12.840 Cramer, no, stop it, You're we gotta protect our syndication. What 481 00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:19.519 are you doing? And it cuts to George Yeah in the audience, and 482 00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:25.559 he's like, Jerry, get me out of here, Jerry, get me 483 00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:29.039 out here. Jerry. It's dark. You might think I'm black. Get 484 00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:30.840 me out of here, Jerry. You might get me out of here. 485 00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:36.239 Flack. He's scared. He's like the only white person in the room, 486 00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.079 but he does. But it's dark, so it doesn't matter. He's just 487 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:45.039 he's Kramer's aiming indiscriminately because that's that's his m O. And George is scared. 488 00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:47.480 He's panicking. He's pissing his pants. His pants are soaked. He's 489 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.559 like, help me, Jerry, help me get me out here. Jerry, 490 00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:55.400 Okay, I help you. I'm scared. Is the lane there? 491 00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:00.199 What is she doing? No? She was She's smart enough to cut with 492 00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:07.239 these years ago she's too smart for that. But yeah, I don't know, 493 00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:10.599 man, I'm curious about that. That movie so that pops our movie 494 00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:15.760 so strange because like it's got like Megan Melissa McCarthy and like Amy Schumer in 495 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:21.119 it, and I don't really like them at all. But the idea that 496 00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:23.119 they even made this movie in the first place is so like, I don't 497 00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:25.519 know if the movie is going to be funny, but it's funny that that 498 00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:30.280 movie exists because apparently Kelloggs didn't even know that they were doing it. Like 499 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:32.239 Jerry Seimer was just like, yeah, well, they like they like forged 500 00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:36.960 the legal letter from their lawyer saying that like, yeah, it's probably fine, 501 00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.880 and then they just made the movie and then like at some point and 502 00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:42.960 then at some point they were like, oh you're making this movie, and 503 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.239 it's like, oh, okay, I mean I guess it's like I guess 504 00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:47.960 it's free advertising, so I guess we'll, like, I guess we'll help 505 00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:51.880 you promote it. But like, what the fuck? You don't want to 506 00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:55.079 take Sionfield either, Yeah you might, he might. He might have the 507 00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:59.599 sick Michael Riches on them. You know, just fucking clean some shit up. 508 00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.639 If they didn't if they didn't get their way, So maybe that was 509 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.159 a threat. No matter what that was, that was a threat. It's 510 00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:07.480 like, listen, you can let us make this movie or we'll have Michael 511 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:13.719 Richards got on the lack Factory again with a pop tart and shout the most 512 00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:15.400 It's almost like you remember, like how do you remember Kanye West with you 513 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:21.280 who? It's like it's like it's like that where it's like, we're going 514 00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:22.599 to if you don't let us do this, we're gonna give you, like 515 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:27.679 some of the worst brand recognition you've ever had in your entire life. So 516 00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.960 just it's it's best for you to just comply with us here, please, 517 00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:36.519 for the good of everything. You don't want to you don't want what's coming. 518 00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.559 You don't want this promise you. I mean I would, I would, 519 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:43.639 I would agree. I would be like, oh yeah, I really 520 00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:45.280 don't want that. I fucking do it. Make a stupid, fucking pop 521 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:49.320 tart movie. It was the last time you had a pop tart, like 522 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:55.719 genuinely maybe two three years ago. I bought fake pop tarts, uh, 523 00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:00.320 like Walmart brand. You know, it's just value pop tarts, you know 524 00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:06.440 what I mean? Because I just wanted some I'm not really a breakfast person, 525 00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.159 but I was like, I only breakfast when I needed it. I 526 00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:13.639 used to I used to old job I had. I used to ride my 527 00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:17.079 bike eighteen miles round trip, and I needed, you know, calories to 528 00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:23.039 work and to say myself. So I would eat usually cliff bars or whatever. 529 00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:24.639 But I was just kind of yeah, I was like, you know 530 00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:29.519 what, dude, I miss I missed that bullshit. And I didn't want 531 00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:31.039 to spend the money for pop tarts, so I just got the fake shit. 532 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:37.119 But all right, it's just first of all, I don't did you 533 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.239 ever warm them up? Did you ever put them in the uh? Like 534 00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:43.440 yeah, yeah, I actually I would put them in the I would put 535 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.159 them in the toaster, but sometimes I wouldn't. But like sometimes if I 536 00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:47.079 felt like I just kind of wanted, like yeah, I kind of want 537 00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:51.599 like a hot thing today or like right now, like I'll put them in 538 00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:53.679 the I never had a toaster. We always had a toaster oven. But 539 00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:59.760 like, oh, is there like a toaster is so big? I think 540 00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:02.199 maybe like when I was like like really like maybe when I was like five, 541 00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:05.800 But I think at a certain point they were like a toaster is so 542 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.719 big and so specific in its utility that like, it just makes more sense 543 00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:13.159 to have a toaster reven that like does the same thing but does more taking 544 00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:15.280 up that same amount of counter space, you know what I mean. That's 545 00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:17.519 kind of how I felt when I was like furnishing my own apartment, where 546 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:20.679 I was like, I'm not gonna get a toaster. It's gonna take up 547 00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:22.239 like a sizeable amount of counter space. When I get a toaster oven that 548 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.800 does like everything a toaster does, end like everything else. Also, you 549 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:31.199 know what I mean. I mean, there's some pretty small toasters man that 550 00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:36.440 just like cause you really only put it's more about the toasters, but I 551 00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:38.400 get it, it does the same. It's more about the out it does 552 00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:42.360 the same. It's more about the outlet space because there's only like a limited 553 00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:44.960 amount of because I'm not gonna pull the stove out, you know what I 554 00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:47.880 mean. So there's only like there's only like one I have one outlet in 555 00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:52.880 my kitchen or like well two, I guess specifically, but like one little 556 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.480 section, I know what you mean, right, So it's like I'm not 557 00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:59.239 gonna I'm not gonna waste one of these on a on a wasted with the 558 00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:05.320 toaster. I mean, you can't just you can't just unplug it. I 559 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:09.360 guess I could, but that's the thing. It's like I have a limited 560 00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.440 like I'm already doing that as it is, because I have the toaster of 561 00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:16.719 it, and then I have my coffee maker, and then I have like, 562 00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:22.559 uh, what is it? Well, I guess I bring certain things 563 00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:23.639 out like rice cookers when I need it or whatever, and it's just like 564 00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:25.920 it's another appliance and I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't 565 00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:30.440 know, man, I don't need this. Yeah, dude, I'm fucking 566 00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:37.079 speaking of that. I'm this is the amount of man California, bro. 567 00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.760 So I've been in. I've been in. I've been in. I've been 568 00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:44.079 in Vegas for since twenty twenty one, Sincember were twenty twenty one, and 569 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:47.079 I made the mistake. I don't know if I said this on the podcast 570 00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:52.880 or I've just said this off talking to other people, but I've been looking 571 00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:59.159 for apartments, uh, trying to move back by June Jojo. She's gonna 572 00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:00.719 go fuck off back or a country for a while and go hang out while 573 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:06.079 I figured all this bullshit out, Like oh, really, And yeah, 574 00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:12.119 so it's because really, because the thing might drive her to work and I 575 00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:15.480 need to leave. I need to go to California and I need to go 576 00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:22.039 be there to My main concern is not getting fucked a place. And I 577 00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:23.239 think I might have said this on the podcast before, just I just can't 578 00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:28.159 deal with some roach infested apartment. I need to scope it out and see 579 00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:32.280 if there's any signs of that shit. Anyway, So I've been like, 580 00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:37.559 rap, there isn't that many apartments available that are reasonably priced, and reasonably 581 00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:43.920 prices in fucking quotations already, because I I just out of curiosity started looking 582 00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:47.480 at apartments over in Vegas, and I was so upset. The first day 583 00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:53.880 I did that, I actually got dizzy because there was a brand new, 584 00:41:54.079 --> 00:42:01.639 like just whole brand new apartments three bedroom fucking seventeen hundred just seventeen hundred, 585 00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:07.360 three bedrooms, fucking gym every I was just like it made it And then 586 00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:10.559 there's houses for similar prices too like that, and I was just like it 587 00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:15.159 just made me busy, it really is, I was. I was, 588 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:20.559 so there's a part of me that I'm like, all right, I have 589 00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:25.360 to make like twice as much to justify moving back to California really, right, 590 00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.679 So basically meaning I have to grind because otherwise it just pissed me off 591 00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:35.719 so much, and I'm like, what am I doing to myself? I 592 00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:37.880 know, the whole point or the whole purpose is like, oh, let's 593 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:40.760 do it. Let's get the podcast. Uh, we're recording a person. 594 00:42:40.840 --> 00:42:45.559 Let's let's try to vamp things up. But I'm also like, all right, 595 00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:52.760 I'm four there. You can barely find you can barely, like for 596 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.760 seventeen hundred you can. There's a couple of one bedroom apartments, but it's 597 00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.159 mostly you. That's studio numbers. That's studio apartment, right, you know, 598 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.880 And I'm just like that, It's crazy, God, that makes no 599 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:10.719 goddamn sense. Like the good thing, I mean, the good thing about 600 00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:15.360 because of like where we like what our job is, we write off we 601 00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:19.239 can write off a lot of that rent, thankfully, but like it's still 602 00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.000 used to have to pay it, you know. It's it's like, yeah, 603 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:28.559 it's it's it's truly, I'm really astounded that things have not collapsed because 604 00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:31.199 they keep they keep building new apartment buildings, right, but they're all like 605 00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:37.039 luxury apartment buildings, but they're not also you know what I mean, Like 606 00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:39.559 they say they're luxury apartments, but they're really just like what you would expect 607 00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:45.760 at a standard building. Like the luxury apartments that exist that are being built 608 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:51.400 up right now are really the same but like ostensibly no different than the apartment 609 00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:53.800 that my parents had growing up, and that was not a luxury apartment. 610 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:57.360 It's just like they marketed as luxury because it's like ooh, there's a lobby 611 00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:02.559 or like oh they're it's like air conditioning, and it's like, yeah, 612 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:06.360 this is not like what do you think, what do you like? What 613 00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:10.719 do you think luxury is? That? It is so crazy? That is 614 00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:15.199 this fucking bullshit? Man, I I truly do by these apartments. Who 615 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.719 the fuck is left for like, oh, one bedroom, five thousand dollars 616 00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:22.119 apartment? It's like, who the fuck is buying? Who is doing well 617 00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:25.760 enough to justify this? Are you crazy? Bro? And I'll look at 618 00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:30.679 uh this is funny there there's some of those higher end apartments I'm looking at 619 00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:35.239 and they're like and they're not that good, right, like you're saying. 620 00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:37.760 I was like, all right, these y this is nice, but it's 621 00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:40.360 not. And then You'll look at the requirements and they're like you you have 622 00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:46.440 to make three times monthly? What the what the what the monthly rent is? 623 00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:51.719 And they'll verify it through a paste of And I'm like, what piece 624 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:55.360 of shit making that much money would live there? If someone's making upwards of 625 00:44:55.400 --> 00:45:00.679 ten thousand dollars a month, who's gonna like you would prop live in a 626 00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.360 much better place. You would probably live in a better place than like this 627 00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:09.480 fucking sardine fucking area with the Yeah, you've got like a nice apartment, 628 00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:14.559 but I'm like, bro, bro, you gotta make fifty dollars a day, 629 00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:20.440 sorry to afford this three thousand dollars bedroom, like with some one better 630 00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:22.079 apartment. It's like you think I'm looking for this? Are you stupid? 631 00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:25.840 I'm in a penthouse somewhere if I'm making that money, like it's so it 632 00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.599 is embarrassing, and quite frankly, I was gonna like, I don't know, 633 00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:37.119 man. I was raised to be almost like honest to a fault with 634 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:43.440 this stuff, where like I would tell like I would, I would be 635 00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:47.559 like really like straight, like like really accurate about my resume and like really 636 00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:51.599 accurate about applications and really accurate about that stuff, and then at a certain 637 00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.679 point I just started lying because like, yeah, none of this shit is 638 00:45:54.719 --> 00:46:00.880 fair anyway. So like honestly, like I'm I remember when I got this 639 00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:06.159 apartment because we had split the podcast up. It was easy. It was 640 00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.199 easy before when I was like all the money was coming into my account and 641 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:15.039 then I would pay everybody, so like on paper, like I looked really 642 00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:16.719 good, you know, to people when I was like leaving pro apartments, 643 00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:19.719 It's like, oh my god, he's making like a shit ton of money 644 00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:21.559 for like you know, and on top of sacred it was just like, 645 00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:23.440 oh, obviously, yeah, this guy can afford this, right, But 646 00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:28.480 it wasn't accurate because I was paying all that money out, like like the 647 00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:31.480 majority of that money was going to you and Sweeney. So it was like 648 00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:37.159 so I remember being like when I moved here, we weren't doing that, 649 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:39.840 so I couldn't do that, and I just remember being like, I'm gonna 650 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:44.360 I'm gonna fake these bank statements because like what the fuck, what are they 651 00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:49.159 gonna do? Like really, like truthfully speaking, do they give a shit. 652 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.840 No, they just want somebody in there that's going to pay on time, 653 00:46:52.079 --> 00:47:00.360 and I will Sorry, like I don't. I really don't care anymore 654 00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:04.400 about that stuff, Like I will, I will like tooth and like through 655 00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:07.559 a fucking through my fucking soul to these people. Specifically, you have to 656 00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:10.639 I could give a fuck less. You have to, Yeah, you have 657 00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:14.039 to. You have to. You have to, like especially for a lot 658 00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:17.960 of things to get like the best credit limits and all that, just say 659 00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:22.239 you make infinitely more than you actually do. I fucking I'll say that I 660 00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.599 make like four times what I actually make, and then so you can just 661 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:31.440 get a much larger limit because like they don't, y, yeah, they 662 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:35.719 don't. I try to be careful with that stuff, but like when it's 663 00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:38.880 interpersonal and it's like in exchange for like a for a physical utility, but 664 00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:46.320 like your arbit like the gatekeeping of that is so arbitrary, like objectively where 665 00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:49.960 it's like yeah, no, I no, sorry, Like what the fuck 666 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.400 you're not gonna give me this apartment that I can obviously afford, because like 667 00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:57.559 you're waiting for a who are you waiting for to get this apartment? Tony 668 00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.639 Stark. Tony Starks is not looking at your bro. There's no fucking in 669 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:04.679 unit washer. You think like a fucking but who do you think is moving 670 00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:08.000 in here that you've got the goal to be this exersive about it. Jesus 671 00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:13.960 Christ, it's so stupid. I've written off some places because of stupid shit 672 00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:17.679 like that, where I like, I don't understand your requirements are so astronomically 673 00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:23.360 stupid. And uh again, there's an apartment where right up the street from 674 00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:27.360 where I grew up, and I thought it was I was like, oh, 675 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.480 they must have revamped this whole place, because from my understanding, that's 676 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:34.119 where a bunch of pieces of shit always lived. But yeah, it looked 677 00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:38.599 nice inside, so I guess they just redid everything but the asking price and 678 00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:45.079 then the three times the thing, and like the skimping that they do too. 679 00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:49.800 Like I remember, like the the the apartment that we started the podcast 680 00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:52.960 in, uh, the one that I was living in, I believe, 681 00:48:53.000 --> 00:49:02.960 on olive in Burbank. That apartment I remember behind like there was a mold 682 00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:13.199 issue because Sweeney had cracked the tub because of course he like he's a six 683 00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:17.679 foot he's because he's six foot and like you know, however big he is, 684 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:21.199 he's a big guy. So like I don't know, he was doing 685 00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:24.880 jumping Jackson the tub I guess, and then he cracked the tub and somehow 686 00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:30.639 didn't notice, somehow didn't notice and was taking showers and then like that got 687 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:32.239 into the wall and there was like water damage and I was like, hey, 688 00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:35.559 there's fucking water damage in the thing, and they're like, okay, 689 00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:39.920 we'll come fix it. They came in at nine am. I left the 690 00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:45.159 apartment for about like three hours. I came back and it was all fixed, 691 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:49.880 and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And 692 00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:54.400 I checked and they just painted over. They just painted over the black fucking 693 00:49:55.079 --> 00:50:00.880 wall, like they painted over the mall. And I was like, are 694 00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:04.719 you fucking for real? And I was like that was when I was like, 695 00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:07.039 we gotta get the fuck out of here. Like I don't trust these 696 00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:15.320 people even slightly. That is wild that that these I swear to you. 697 00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:20.039 I swear to you a lot of these buildings are gonna collapse one day because 698 00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.239 all of them are water damage in some way, like and like it's just 699 00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:27.519 gonna be like rusted pipes and they're all just gonna like fall fall in on 700 00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.599 themselves. And that's my hope, quite frankly, because oh my god, 701 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:32.679 the payout for that is gonna be so sick of like if I survive from 702 00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:36.760 something like that, like, oh dude, see, that's what I'm set. 703 00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:39.320 That's what makes me want to be on the top floor. I want 704 00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:42.880 to be on the top floor because of that, to where like, oh 705 00:50:42.880 --> 00:50:46.079 shit collapses, I have a good chance of surviving because I'm collapsing on someone 706 00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:51.920 instead of being collapsed on and uh so, man, there's the inconvenience of 707 00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:53.639 bringing stuff upstairs, like ah, fuck, I gotta bring all my ship 708 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:59.119 upstairs. But then, you know, inevitably, when when the foundation crumbles 709 00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:05.199 because of all this shit fucking construction and poor maintenance, then yeah, there 710 00:51:05.239 --> 00:51:09.599 you go. Yeah, because because fifty percent of the foundation is water damaged 711 00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:15.000 pipes, rusted metal, and roach roaches just masturbating all over each other in 712 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:19.559 the fucking crevices of your apartment. Yeah, it's a fuck. It's a 713 00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.800 rough world. It's a rough world out there. Hopefully at some point we 714 00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:27.840 get enough sense. I don't know, man, I do have this fantasy 715 00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:31.119 of just like maybe I hope that I live to see at some point people 716 00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:37.679 just finally have enough. But like, I don't know if that's ever really 717 00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:40.280 going. I don't know if it's not already there. Like, I really 718 00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:45.039 I struggle to imagine, like what could possibly be the thing that tips people 719 00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:47.400 over, because I really don't understand what more they could do to you. 720 00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:52.639 I don't know how much more basic, basic necessities they could keep you out 721 00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:59.039 of before you're before you get furious enough to like do something crazy. I 722 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:04.159 don't know, right, you've heard of the boiling frog theory. I feel 723 00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:08.000 like the frog has been thoroughly fucking cooked. Man. I think I think 724 00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:15.079 they've already done everything they It's so like I was just talking to Jojo about 725 00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.920 this the other day, saying, Hey, all of those gun loving Second 726 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:23.880 Amendment people, for example, that talk about having these guns to do something 727 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:28.320 about the terror turannical government blah blah blah blah blah. And every day in 728 00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:31.159 the fucking media they're hearing that the government are tyrants and they're doing all this 729 00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:36.960 horrible shit and blah blah blah. And I'm like, well, yeah, 730 00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:42.119 well, I was meaning that that was the storm of the Capitol thing. 731 00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.119 I just remember being like, wow, this is like the worst reason for 732 00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:47.239 that, Like this is a this is something that probably should be happening, 733 00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.840 but what a terrible reason for it and then like for the even yeah, 734 00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:57.840 like it's just such a wild And then even though they were like completely even 735 00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:00.719 though they were pushed to that brink to do that the first place, it 736 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:06.440 didn't they it didn't matter anyway, you know, they got because they they 737 00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:07.679 stormed it. And then they were like, all right, let's take a 738 00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:13.320 selfie on that fucking Pelosi's desk, and it's like, really, yeah, 739 00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:17.159 man, only a handful of people there, you know. The craziest ones 740 00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:22.480 took it seriously in a way that they brought weapons and they brought things that 741 00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:24.199 they thought this was once, like this is the real thing, this is 742 00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:30.280 the thing that we've all been talking about doing. Oh and most of them 743 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:35.920 were just a little bit angry and then trespassed in a way that I'm like, 744 00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.039 you, you guys, you're all talking here, and this is the 745 00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:44.000 thing. I was like, in a real if if the fucking National Guard 746 00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:49.159 came, it was those people versus the National Guard, they would surrender immediately, 747 00:53:50.119 --> 00:53:53.639 immediately, they would surrender. And that's why I'm just like these anything 748 00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:59.360 could be done, anything can be done. We're thoroughly cooked. I think 749 00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:02.519 propaganda is too. I don't think propaganda should work nowadays, but it works 750 00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:07.440 extremely well anytime I'm reading the news, like the protests that are going on 751 00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:09.519 right now in the college campuses. If you look at say a lot of 752 00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:13.400 right wing media and left wing for a lot of it, because a lot 753 00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:16.679 of them are kind of doing the same thing. They're saying these demonstrations are 754 00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:22.000 pro Hamas. They're saying pro Hamas, and I'm like, this is this 755 00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:25.440 somebody should be sued for this, this should be You can't say that, 756 00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:30.719 you can't. These are the clearly not pro Hamas demonstrations. It's so fucking 757 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:34.119 stupid a say, but they can get away with it. They just they 758 00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.199 just do. You know what's crazy. You know what's crazy too, is 759 00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:40.639 that like we're we're we're entering this point in time where there are there's already 760 00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:52.000 the first logged crime of AI used to frame somebody for something like that's that's 761 00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:54.000 there's like an official like log like in like it's like, okay, this 762 00:54:54.079 --> 00:54:57.599 is the first, and like laws are starting to be passed because like some 763 00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:00.599 I can't remember the finer g tales of this will be wrong, but like 764 00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:05.000 the the general point of it is is accurate and true. But like there 765 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:09.360 was like some principle at like some school district somewhere who uh there was a 766 00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:14.000 recording going around of him saying like something about Jews or something about like, 767 00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:16.599 uh, you know black students, not if one of the if more African 768 00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:20.760 students fail, or like I don't I don't know how much I could deal 769 00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:23.880 with these fucking people. And like this recording going around and it was like 770 00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:28.159 spread from like an employee to like a student, and then from the student 771 00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.960 through the school and then from the school to social media generally. And this 772 00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:34.719 dude just got like harassed endlessly and it was all It turns out it was 773 00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:37.320 all AI from like an employee that got fired, like some guy just like 774 00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:44.119 made it in like a fucking AI studio. And then now they're like they're 775 00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:47.519 drafting laws up for it. So like we're entering a really fucking crazy, 776 00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:54.519 a wild wild at time. Yeah that uh, we don't know, it's 777 00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:59.639 crazy. Let's see, it's gonna be weird. We're getting we're goet, 778 00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:02.519 We're getting into the realities of the world, which is not fun. So 779 00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:07.840 let's move on to some of our questions from our patrons over at patreon dot 780 00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:09.519 com. Slashes narctank. Remember five dollars up and you can. You can 781 00:56:09.559 --> 00:56:13.880 ask us a question and more likely than not, we'll read it. Try 782 00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:17.320 to obviously, keep it, keep it pithy, make it a good question. 783 00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:25.159 I do wanna. So there's this one thing here where wait, what 784 00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:30.000 is this? What the fuck is Okay, mister hot Salsa wrote and says, 785 00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:34.079 question what dragon ball ability would you like to obtain? For me? 786 00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.719 It's instant transmission, that is the obvious answer. But yeah, I would, 787 00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:40.159 I would go for I would go for solar flare. I like the 788 00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:45.519 idea that at any moment in time I could blind someone with just my form 789 00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:49.000 hole. Yeah, just the idea of just like because you I think you 790 00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:51.679 could get away with pretty much anything if you if you had solar flare. 791 00:56:51.800 --> 00:56:54.800 Instant transmission too, But it's almost like so overpowered that it's the obvious answer, 792 00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:58.239 you know what I mean? And I don't want to be like obvious, 793 00:56:58.719 --> 00:57:00.639 Like, yeah, clearly, instant transmission is like the best. Oh, 794 00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:04.079 I don't have to pay for travel, I never have to like spend 795 00:57:04.119 --> 00:57:06.760 time going anywhere. I could just be where I want to go. Obviously 796 00:57:06.760 --> 00:57:12.639 that's the most useful one. But sworarflair is pretty wild. Just being able 797 00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:20.280 to eclipse people crazy, just straight up blind them. Then they're probably probably 798 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:24.519 worse than an actual flash bang. It'd probably really just they're forever disoriented and 799 00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:30.840 fucked. Oh yeah, if it's enough to disorient like sell, I feel 800 00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:36.840 like probably it's probably worse than a flashbag by like orders of magnitude. Yeah, 801 00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:40.519 yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. I think I would like to 802 00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:50.519 I would like to do that fucking uh, that's probably too evil. Just 803 00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:54.440 that death ray that fucking Freezer has. We're just you know, just pierces 804 00:57:54.480 --> 00:58:01.559 people's hearts and shit, just like quick little point and then it just killed 805 00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:07.960 people. A lively video of that that would be Yeah, it's just kind 806 00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:15.000 of chilly. I feel like it's I would what, I don't know, 807 00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:19.880 I guess if I want to keep it more silly. I've been thinking about 808 00:58:19.880 --> 00:58:22.360 the spirit bomb because I think the spirit bomb could work in the way that 809 00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:30.760 if you're gathering the energy, especially if it's like if it's high noon and 810 00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:34.360 you're gathering the spearit bomb, people may not notice it. They may just 811 00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:37.519 think like, oh, suns, you know, something's fucking out. It's 812 00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:43.199 so they're not looking up, they're just there and then you can just throw 813 00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:47.199 it when it's ready and catch people off guard. Probably I probably, like 814 00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:55.199 I probably, Yeah, the spirit bomb is a wild I like the idea 815 00:58:55.239 --> 00:58:58.960 that you can build it over time too. That was even in the games 816 00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:00.679 too, like you could, like, if you got enough key, you 817 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:02.960 could like charge it, but then it would like sit in the sky and 818 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:06.360 then you could you would only like throw it when you're ready. That was 819 00:59:06.440 --> 00:59:09.079 that was fucking cool. I The other ability that I would like is the 820 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:15.000 ability to just I like what Chaotsu and the cybermen do in the sense that 821 00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:20.719 like if I'm really if I'm really just done with it and I'm really having 822 00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:23.800 a bad day, I can just choose to explode. That would be a 823 00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:29.159 pretty amazing ability. Really like that. To be able to suicide in that 824 00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:36.639 way is crazy, like just to not even yeah, I like it. 825 00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:38.239 I like that a lot. I've thought about that's actually the way that I 826 00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:42.800 want to die, Like if I meaning like say, if I live to 827 00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:45.400 be an old person and like I feel like my time's up, like I 828 00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:52.960 would like to explode and in the most fantastical way too, like you're hopefully 829 00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:58.679 I'm in a position where I can give a speech somewhere for some reason, 830 00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:05.760 we're invited to like some alumni or some valedictorian thing, I get to take 831 01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:10.519 their spot or some shit at USC and I just I say, I just 832 01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:14.559 do, like, you know, just clear my throat and then I explode, 833 01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:15.599 and then that would be. That would be amazing. I would love 834 01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:19.119 to do with something like that where people are like, I need a huge 835 01:00:19.159 --> 01:00:22.320 audience, I need a lot of people to see it. And I love 836 01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:24.519 that. So yeah, it'd be great. You could stream it. Let's 837 01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.880 go with that. Yeah, yeah, you get whatever it's gonna be. 838 01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:31.840 Whatever streaming is gonna be. At some point, I wanted to be like, 839 01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:37.559 it's streight, what's gonna be? People? Are people actually gonna implant 840 01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:42.719 fucking phones in their body or something like some type of bullshit that were and 841 01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:46.880 you're gonna project things? Yeah, that's uh, that's interesting. That's interesting. 842 01:00:47.639 --> 01:00:52.440 I know some neurlink guy is playing Sieve five or Sieve six or something, 843 01:00:53.320 --> 01:00:57.280 some guy that like can't use his limbs or whatever, and he's controlling 844 01:00:57.320 --> 01:01:00.519 it with his brain or something. What a fucking nerd? What a nerd? 845 01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:06.360 What a weeb fucking crippled little nerd Oh big deal. Oh, I 846 01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:12.480 can fucking control things with my mind. Cool, somebody beat him up, 847 01:01:12.599 --> 01:01:15.360 especially with that guy up. So you'd be the guy up and take his 848 01:01:15.440 --> 01:01:20.880 brain, take his brain and sell it on. Beat his brain on the 849 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:24.559 black market, beat his yeah, yeah, yeah, or the white market. 850 01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:28.159 Whatever you want. You can put it in like a like a what 851 01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:31.000 is the world market? In the world market, what is the is the 852 01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:36.679 white market just like what we use is that just the market? The white 853 01:01:36.679 --> 01:01:39.719 market? Yeah, the white market is like target. Yeah, like that's 854 01:01:39.719 --> 01:01:44.480 the white market to me. You take the brain, you put it on 855 01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:49.280 the shelf and label it. You put a fucking label yourself for five bucks. 856 01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:51.960 I used to do that when I worked at Sears. I would I 857 01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:54.519 would put like labels on like like whenever there was like something empty, whenever 858 01:01:54.559 --> 01:02:00.320 there was like an empty stock, like something was out and they weren't going 859 01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:02.199 to be stocked in for a while, I would put like some ridiculous label 860 01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:07.760 with some ridiculous price and with some ridiculous item like I think I remember at 861 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:09.920 the time, I was playing a lot of Skyrim, and so like I 862 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:15.440 labeled like sweet roll and like the price, the price would say, like, 863 01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:19.559 I don't know, like two hundred gold, because you could write that, 864 01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:21.639 like you could write like whatever you wanted on the labeling, and I 865 01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:23.639 would. I would. I would fuck around constantly. I had to find 866 01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:28.159 like some way to amuse myself. And I like to imagine that Skyrim was 867 01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:30.000 so big at the time that at least like some customers like maybe saw that 868 01:02:30.039 --> 01:02:34.599 and smiled. But also but it was Sears, so like there's kind of 869 01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:37.320 there's no way, there's no way, like a there's no way. College 870 01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:40.559 students were shopping at Sears and the hardware is actually there's no shot. So 871 01:02:40.599 --> 01:02:45.280 it was just a bunch of old people being like sweet roll acts of acts 872 01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:51.800 of what is acts of vamporism for fucking seven hundred gold? What the fuck 873 01:02:51.880 --> 01:03:00.960 is this? Why is this at a stuck? Yeah, I don't know, 874 01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:05.000 but uh, anyway, Yeah, I think I think I'd go with 875 01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:07.719 the solar flare. But the obvious answer is instant transmission. So hot, 876 01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:10.119 mister hot salsa, you had you had the correct instinct. I would be 877 01:03:10.119 --> 01:03:17.480 a menace with that thing. You could not contain me. I would. 878 01:03:19.079 --> 01:03:21.719 I would be a perfect person because I would have I would have all I 879 01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:23.280 would have all the money I want because I would steal all the money. 880 01:03:24.119 --> 01:03:29.079 I would oh, yeah, I can actually go to the gym easily because 881 01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:30.760 well, I guess I would just have a gym in my house because I 882 01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:32.079 stole all the money. Really, that would solve everything. I'd be It 883 01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:37.239 would be perfect. Yeah, I'd have everything I want. I would go 884 01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:39.480 in a bank, I would teleport the money. I wouldn't even do that. 885 01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:43.000 What I would do is I would teleport to every home in America and 886 01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:47.239 steal exactly one dollar enough that they would never notice. You know, it's 887 01:03:47.239 --> 01:03:51.119 like, oh, a dollar's missing. But there's like how many people, 888 01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:53.480 like three hundred million people, and at least you have to figure at least 889 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:58.280 like half of them have a dollar, so it's like one hundred fifty million 890 01:03:58.320 --> 01:04:01.440 dollars. Uh. I mean, that's one way to do it. So 891 01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:05.239 I'm like that you could just, yeah, appear in people's houses and unfortunately, 892 01:04:05.239 --> 01:04:11.719 you're probably gonna enter and transmit into like their daughter's bedroom, and then 893 01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:14.599 you're gonna you know, they're gonna think you're a pedophile and all that stuff. 894 01:04:14.599 --> 01:04:16.159 Well, that's why I wear a mask. That's why I wear a 895 01:04:16.199 --> 01:04:19.400 mask. I'm not there for a nefarious reasons. I'm not there friending the 896 01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.920 I'm simply going to take a dollar. You're not even gonna notice. You're 897 01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:28.199 not gonna notice, and you'll notice me appearing in my in my scary get 898 01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:31.159 up, but I will quickly, I'll say, where's your give me a 899 01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:33.960 dollar, and I'll leave. That's what I'll That's what i'll do. I'll 900 01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:36.480 dress up like a demon, and I'll be like, give me a dollar, 901 01:04:36.519 --> 01:04:41.360 and I'll leave, and everyone will pay that money because I'm teleporting and 902 01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:45.639 there's no shot. Like if someone if someone teleported into my apartment right now, 903 01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:46.679 like behind me, right now, like dressed up like a demon, 904 01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:50.239 and like clearly obviously teleport, I could not deny that and ask for a 905 01:04:50.280 --> 01:04:53.800 dollar. I think I might give it to him. If he's like, 906 01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:56.880 give me a dollar and I'll leave, I'll be like, yeah, I 907 01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:59.400 think, so, okay, that's worth it. I don't sure. I 908 01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:04.840 have questions. Yeah, yeah, but you can't come back though, that's 909 01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:08.360 it. That's the one condition, Like all right, yeah, yeah, 910 01:05:08.519 --> 01:05:11.400 sure, but you can't come back. Yeah, you can't come back. 911 01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:14.800 And also like I I yeah, yeah, I guess that would be the 912 01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:16.360 problem. Is that you would run into people who are too intellectually curious, 913 01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:19.000 so you'd be you'd have somebody's like, yeah, i'll give you the dollar 914 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.920 if you can explain what this, what what is going on? And then 915 01:05:21.960 --> 01:05:26.239 you'd be like, it's not worth my time, not worth my time, 916 01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:32.159 and then teleport, teleport over to the next one. I think you should 917 01:05:32.559 --> 01:05:36.519 not be go ahead, let's let's not explode it. You should not be 918 01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:41.960 wet. What are you saying? I was just gonna say the demon thing. 919 01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:45.960 I maybe if you if you came in as like a mascot, I 920 01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:49.880 think you would be able to one percent clear that money from everybody because uh, 921 01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:57.239 like you just appear as uh crash bandicoot or something like. You know, 922 01:05:57.239 --> 01:06:00.519 you're just a goofy as fuck you just you just show and you're like, 923 01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:03.920 hey, let me kee a dollar. I think more people will be 924 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:09.480 like, I don't know what's happening here than being you know, frightened and 925 01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:15.440 shitty themselves. The idea of you have a guy like am I taking the 926 01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:20.880 form of like a realistic interpretation of like who would look like or is it 927 01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:25.840 the mascot guy who's in like the commercials, like the guy and the commercials. 928 01:06:26.079 --> 01:06:30.719 Yeah, but that the guy. Yeah, and he's I'm doing my 929 01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:35.800 twirls and I'm saying I'll leave if you give me a dollar. He's fuck 930 01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:43.159 up there fucking living room real quick and then leave. Yeah, eat all 931 01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:50.840 their fruit and then leave. Yeah. Are they there? Wump of fruits? 932 01:06:51.760 --> 01:06:55.079 They're made up for the for the game. They're wump of fruits. 933 01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:58.039 But there. I think they're like a cross between an apple and a peach. 934 01:06:58.039 --> 01:06:59.960 I'm pretty sure it's like that's that's kind of the vibe that I was 935 01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:04.039 got from them, which in theory sounds kind of gross. But whatever. 936 01:07:05.719 --> 01:07:09.480 Dort Snort wrote in, he says. And by the way, dort Snout 937 01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.880 and Gay wrote in with the exact same question. I don't know if you're 938 01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:15.480 the same person paying for two accounts that would be really confusing, or if 939 01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:19.440 the second guy is intentionally trying to troll you in the sense that like he 940 01:07:19.480 --> 01:07:24.480 hopes that we read your question about his submission. Like, I don't know 941 01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:28.519 exactly what's going on, but I'll read them anyway, so both of you 942 01:07:28.519 --> 01:07:30.760 get your question answered. It's two birds with one stone, I guess. 943 01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:36.360 Dor dort Snort wrote in with Gay's copy. What's up, Brothers and Chris, 944 01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:40.199 I guess white parentheses, white devil. How do you feel about the 945 01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:43.679 state of media criticism, especially in the realm of gaming. Some of my 946 01:07:43.719 --> 01:07:47.159 favorite games have been killed due to the internet dogpile, yet complain that nothing 947 01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:53.599 is innovative cursed clash. I don't know what curse clash means, but media, 948 01:07:53.599 --> 01:07:57.079 I don't know. Man, Twitter's fucked. First of all, Like 949 01:07:57.079 --> 01:07:59.920 there's no meaningful discourse happening on Twitter. I don't think there ever really was, 950 01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:03.079 to be fair, but like it's especially obvious now that like I know 951 01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:05.000 that. I don't know if you've kept up with this at all, but 952 01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:08.719 like the Stellar Blade. Did you see that there's like a petition about Stellar 953 01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:15.119 Blade where people are signing it to like uncensor it, and there's video submissions 954 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:24.359 as a part of this brother petition, and it's people it's I cannot I 955 01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:30.960 for a good five minutes, I thought I have to be this must be 956 01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:35.439 trolling. There's I know, I saw a couple of troll actual videotrol videos, 957 01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:40.520 but the real ones, the greasy fucks, the ones that do There's 958 01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:45.960 some dudes there that were so slow that I was like, I can't accept 959 01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:51.439 this as reality, like they're liked being being back the uh uh the Stellar 960 01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:57.119 Blade censorship wrong. I'm like, I was like did I was like, 961 01:08:57.199 --> 01:09:00.640 I was like, dude, I can't. My brain was it was malfunctioning. 962 01:09:01.760 --> 01:09:08.640 Yeah, how dude, dude, like, come on, did you 963 01:09:08.760 --> 01:09:11.960 did you? Did you see how we got like some of the some of 964 01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:15.479 the video petitions or some of the video submissions on that petition site because apparently 965 01:09:15.520 --> 01:09:20.840 changed you like sign with video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. 966 01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:26.680 I can't fucking believe this. I looked through the videos and I'm like, 967 01:09:26.760 --> 01:09:33.640 I cannot believe it was. This is how fucking like mel I wasn't 968 01:09:33.640 --> 01:09:36.439 even going to bring it up because of how like I was like, I 969 01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:43.239 can't believe that this is where we're at right now, Like what was it? 970 01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:46.880 What was it? The the this mainly the the cameltoe was one of 971 01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:49.640 the big ones. That was the big gripe that I saw, Like the 972 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:54.960 Spell of Blade had like a suit and then they removed a cameltoe in one 973 01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:58.439 of the parts. Because there was multiple things, I saw the compilation of 974 01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:02.960 things that were censor. One of the things was a cameltoe, right and 975 01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:11.680 I'm like, are you really like this really does play into what this question 976 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:18.119 says, like the like, oh, the media criticisms discourse. To me, 977 01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:24.760 it's fucking it. I can't I can't believe it, dude, Like, 978 01:10:25.399 --> 01:10:30.920 do you remember she fot or five They censored Rainbow Mika's ass because like 979 01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.680 she slaps it, she slaps her ass. Yeah, she does. I 980 01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:38.840 think one of her ultra fucking super arts or whatever the fuck that's called, 981 01:10:39.640 --> 01:10:43.640 she slaps her ass. They just pan the camera up so you can't see 982 01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:48.960 her slapping her ass. And people were slightly annoyed, you know, even 983 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:50.760 me. I was like, Oh, it's stupid. I was like, 984 01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:55.720 she fucking has her ass out. Who gives? Like, look in PG 985 01:10:56.279 --> 01:11:03.000 Wrestling, they have the right exactly. PG w make no mistake, dude. 986 01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:08.239 Do I think it's cool that like they're just like arbitrarily like making things 987 01:11:08.279 --> 01:11:13.720 like slightly less sexy than they are, like for for obvious censoring reasons. 988 01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:16.359 No, I think it's really lame. I don't really understand. I think 989 01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:19.880 it's like treating the audience with kid gloves for sure. Like I think it's 990 01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:23.600 lame and I don't think it's I don't think it makes any sense. I 991 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:26.760 think it's treating the audience as if they're like too immature to handle this stuff. 992 01:11:26.800 --> 01:11:31.439 I don't think it's it's really it's it's dumb. But like the way 993 01:11:31.439 --> 01:11:34.239 that some of these people talk about it, this is like I said this 994 01:11:34.279 --> 01:11:39.279 in a video a long time ago, where when we would talk about like 995 01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:45.199 social justice warriors to me, to me, it was never necessarily the social 996 01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:48.439 justice part of it that necessarily bothered me, because like I have all sorts 997 01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:54.600 of politics that align with that. It's it's more like this LARPing as if 998 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:58.960 you're like a soldier on a battlefield somewhere and you're fighting, like a good 999 01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:01.800 fight, and like you're really putting yourself out there, like oh, you're 1000 01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:08.039 like this this role that you're playing, that you're more important than you actually 1001 01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:12.159 are, that you're like on a battlefield somewhere and you're you're you're fighting. 1002 01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:15.680 No, it's the warrior part of social justice warrior that always bothered me, 1003 01:12:15.720 --> 01:12:19.880 Like this LARPing of like making everything so much more serious than it actually is, 1004 01:12:19.960 --> 01:12:24.319 so much more life or death than it actually is, implying that like 1005 01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:27.359 you're in danger for speaking out about it. I saw some guys it's like 1006 01:12:27.399 --> 01:12:31.560 they I saw some guy literally saying like they want me dead for for for 1007 01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:34.640 sharing my opinion on this, and I'm like, dude, no one, 1008 01:12:34.760 --> 01:12:41.479 I promise you, no one cares to that degree it. I think generally, 1009 01:12:42.880 --> 01:12:45.840 like artists should be able to make whatever art they want, and if 1010 01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:48.720 they want to make like a really explicit, like hyper sexual game, I 1011 01:12:48.720 --> 01:12:50.960 think they should be able to do it. And I think censorship in that 1012 01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:57.039 regard is is lame, but it is also so ubiquitous to the point where 1013 01:12:57.079 --> 01:13:01.359 it's like they're these decisions are being made behind the scenes for everything that we 1014 01:13:01.439 --> 01:13:06.039 consume, and they have been. They've been that's been the case for a 1015 01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:10.000 really really long time. Like Stellar Blade isn't unique to this, It's not 1016 01:13:10.039 --> 01:13:13.600 even necessarily I don't even I don't even think it's like uniquely political, because 1017 01:13:13.640 --> 01:13:15.600 both sides have done this for a very very long time. If you go 1018 01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:19.640 back long enough, you know, not even really that far back, you 1019 01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:24.640 see like all sorts of re Like I think originally in two thousand and eight, 1020 01:13:25.239 --> 01:13:29.560 the Six Days in Fallujah video game that they were making was like really 1021 01:13:29.560 --> 01:13:32.119 controversial because it was it was a military game about like a recent military conflict, 1022 01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:34.279 and usually that doesn't happen. Usually it's like, oh, we're gonna 1023 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:36.800 make a World War two game like forty years after the fact, or like 1024 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:40.439 we're gonna make a video about a video game about World War one something in 1025 01:13:40.479 --> 01:13:44.399 the distant past. And right wingers were freaking the fuck out about it because 1026 01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:46.000 it was like, that's really disrespectful to the people who are still alive and 1027 01:13:46.199 --> 01:13:48.319 and and it's just like, well, what the fuck, what do you 1028 01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:51.560 That's that's dumb, And they ended up not making all the game they don't 1029 01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:56.119 care about yeah, of course not, but like they didn't. They ended 1030 01:13:56.159 --> 01:14:00.399 up not making the game because of that. And and then obviously that happened 1031 01:14:00.399 --> 01:14:02.439 again later on because now that it's been a long enough time now, it's 1032 01:14:02.479 --> 01:14:04.960 like it became like a oh, you're a grand doze. And then it 1033 01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:09.039 became like a left wing criticism because it's like, oh, you're aggrandizing the 1034 01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:13.600 military and you're making a game out of out of a you know, uh, 1035 01:14:13.640 --> 01:14:15.479 an imperialist occupation, and it's like all right, well listen, like 1036 01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:20.359 let's just fucking relax, Like, let's all of us relax. It is 1037 01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:25.159 lame that stellar Blade got a little bit less sexy, but it is still 1038 01:14:25.319 --> 01:14:30.560 so hyper. I'm playing it right now. It is still so fucking it's 1039 01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:33.920 extremely It's it's extremely still like there's a nude suit in that game. That's 1040 01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:38.880 like, fucking you. Yeah, it is wild, like what you're saying, 1041 01:14:40.159 --> 01:14:43.239 And so I don't know. I I yeah, I've talked, I've 1042 01:14:43.239 --> 01:14:51.159 talked at length. It's no, I I like acknowledging just how first of 1043 01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:54.600 all, Yeah, when you start off with the social justice thing, I 1044 01:14:54.600 --> 01:14:57.640 think that's and then it's all the important to point out. I remember somebody 1045 01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:00.640 pointed that out to me one time. Wait, back in the day, 1046 01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:03.560 because I got lazy. Instead of saying social justice warrior, I said social 1047 01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:06.880 justice and somebody said, well, there's nothing wrong with that, and I'm 1048 01:15:06.920 --> 01:15:09.680 like, yeah, no, you're right. I should be careful with my 1049 01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:14.720 words because of that. People, Yeah, that will twist things because I'm 1050 01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:18.479 like, obviously social justice is fucking important, you know, like like historical 1051 01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:21.800 things and movements have happened. It's like, yeah, the Civil War, 1052 01:15:23.079 --> 01:15:26.680 Yeah, the Civiloan, the civil rights movement is technically with justice if you 1053 01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:30.880 if you really like but yeah, yeah, it really is. These people 1054 01:15:31.000 --> 01:15:34.000 who like get on the internet, and it was even the same back then, 1055 01:15:34.239 --> 01:15:38.399 where like it was like you know, oh, you know, everybody's 1056 01:15:38.439 --> 01:15:43.520 like sexist and racist, and they're like they're they're trying to fight, they're 1057 01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:46.000 trying to fight against women and all like people who are criticizing you need a 1058 01:15:46.039 --> 01:15:48.159 sarkisan. It was you were labeled as like, you know, you just 1059 01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:51.720 hated women in the workplace and I'm or you hated women or something. It's 1060 01:15:51.760 --> 01:15:55.479 like, well, fucking let's relax. Let's have a real conversation about how 1061 01:15:56.079 --> 01:16:00.960 lame this video critique series is because it really has to do with the fact 1062 01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:02.800 that she's I'm sure like and granted it was all tainted because a lot of 1063 01:16:02.800 --> 01:16:08.359 people were just in that for that reason, but pieces, yeah, for 1064 01:16:08.439 --> 01:16:11.399 sure, But like, I don't know, man, I think to get 1065 01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:14.079 to get upset about this to the degree that you were getting upset about it 1066 01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:15.439 to the point where like you're making videos about how like you're fighting the good 1067 01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:19.479 fight and you're like on the front lines and using this terminology where like you're 1068 01:16:19.600 --> 01:16:25.800 LARPing as a tough person and you're not, and it's okay that you're not. 1069 01:16:25.960 --> 01:16:28.760 You don't have to pretend to be like not, you don't have to 1070 01:16:28.760 --> 01:16:32.279 be like, oh, I need to be Marcus Aurelius. In order for 1071 01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:35.439 my opinion to have weight on anything, I have to be on like I 1072 01:16:35.439 --> 01:16:40.239 have to be like a like a central figure in some kind of fight. 1073 01:16:40.840 --> 01:16:44.600 And it's like, that's not what this is. And if you're fighting censorship, 1074 01:16:44.640 --> 01:16:47.760 it goes way deeper than Cellar Blade. Man, Like there's like or 1075 01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:51.399 even just like the concept of like network notes or just like I talked about 1076 01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:55.479 it on another episode where it's like a Laye on Seinfeld was a network note, 1077 01:16:55.560 --> 01:16:57.600 Like that's the whole reason she's on the show is the network was like, 1078 01:16:57.640 --> 01:16:59.600 you need a female character in this, and that was like a good 1079 01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:02.199 thing for the show. Like it's not necessarily that all of these are bad. 1080 01:17:02.239 --> 01:17:04.520 I agree that it's dumb that it's happening to Stellar Blade, but it's 1081 01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:10.520 like, yo, you can't possibly feel noticing these people have They have no 1082 01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:15.039 consistency. And that's the biggest problem that I've had with especially when there was 1083 01:17:15.079 --> 01:17:20.000 the whole anti SGW movement. When I realized pretty quickly, pretty much at 1084 01:17:20.039 --> 01:17:25.039 the height of it twenty sixteen into twenty seventeen, they started to realizing within 1085 01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.960 the tail end of twenty seventeen, I was like, oh, I understand 1086 01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:31.560 what's happening now. There's a lot of people that are here that are here 1087 01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:35.840 to griff, and they're here to be upset. And in the same way 1088 01:17:35.960 --> 01:17:40.119 that, like, say, the difference between the sgw's, they weren't there 1089 01:17:40.159 --> 01:17:44.760 to griff. They were there to complain about things that they thought was important 1090 01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:46.880 to them. And then it was like, I disagree with you trying to 1091 01:17:46.880 --> 01:17:50.520 censor this thing. And then in the same vein like you had a lot 1092 01:17:50.560 --> 01:17:54.880 of those same people that are mad about Stellar Blade, for example, and 1093 01:17:54.920 --> 01:18:00.520 mad at the censorship of Stellar Blade, they absolutely wanted Starfield to into the 1094 01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:03.640 pronoun thing like it has nothing to do a censorship for me. With them, 1095 01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:08.359 it has to do with I want things my way, and that's how 1096 01:18:08.399 --> 01:18:10.600 it's always. I started to realize that, oh, a lot of these 1097 01:18:10.600 --> 01:18:14.399 people aren't here to protect art. A lot of these people are here to 1098 01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:18.000 complain about I want things the way that they used to be. I want 1099 01:18:18.039 --> 01:18:23.279 always this. I want you to not and so oh, you're you're including 1100 01:18:23.319 --> 01:18:27.039 things, you're adding inclusion in the game. This is bad. And I'm 1101 01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:30.439 like, so now you want this censored. They ate they made a conscious 1102 01:18:30.479 --> 01:18:33.960 decision this studio to add this into the game, and you're fucking upset about 1103 01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:38.720 it, And I'm like, fuck you, you want censorship, You're a 1104 01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:43.640 fuck You've been exposed. And these people you can only get. You can 1105 01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:47.239 only talk to them about this one on one collectively. They they'll just be 1106 01:18:47.279 --> 01:18:49.319 like, oh no, no, no, you don't understand, or they'll 1107 01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:54.439 listen to one of their dumb ass, fucking you know whatever YouTubers that are 1108 01:18:54.439 --> 01:18:57.920 making all these videos crying about it, like that fucking fat idiot that was 1109 01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:01.239 screaming about star Field like that. Don't listen to these people and think they're 1110 01:19:01.399 --> 01:19:05.359 justified. And I'm like, no, you're asking for fucking censorship, asshole. 1111 01:19:06.039 --> 01:19:10.800 So be consistent if you actually care about this shit. And so the 1112 01:19:10.840 --> 01:19:12.920 Stellar Blade thing, it's not a big deal. It's like, we can 1113 01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:15.479 all agree that it's stupid, just like I was bringing up Rainbow Meca for 1114 01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:19.760 example. Rainbow Meka and the censorship was stupid, but it's not a big 1115 01:19:19.800 --> 01:19:23.840 deal. It's just annoying. It's like, oh, it's dumb, and 1116 01:19:23.880 --> 01:19:27.520 then you move on. What was more stupid was how fucking Street fight or 1117 01:19:27.520 --> 01:19:30.960 five launched. That was it was abysmal, right, like that was actually 1118 01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:33.479 a problem. Yeah, but like say the censorship part of it, it 1119 01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:40.960 was just fucking annoying. Yeah, I just don't like people. Yeah, 1120 01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:45.279 you need your reactions appropriately, you know, like you're not on a battlefield 1121 01:19:45.279 --> 01:19:48.520 somewhere, you're not in danger. You're not like trudging through blood and bones 1122 01:19:48.600 --> 01:19:51.479 and the trenches, you know, like and that's how they that's how they 1123 01:19:51.520 --> 01:19:57.039 talk like their revolutionaries. And it's like, listen, you can raise convictions 1124 01:19:57.079 --> 01:19:59.880 about this, and I even think that there's a way to talk about this, 1125 01:20:00.039 --> 01:20:01.760 a way that's like completely reasonable, where it's like, this is really 1126 01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:05.920 dumb that you're sensoring this game that's already so sexual, Like why even bother 1127 01:20:06.399 --> 01:20:11.119 going through the effort to even like why like why are you doing that? 1128 01:20:11.399 --> 01:20:15.920 But it's all like this it's ratched up to like eleven where where it really 1129 01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:18.760 doesn't need to be and it actually hinders your argument because it makes you all 1130 01:20:18.800 --> 01:20:25.000 seem fucking crazy. Uh so it does. It was it was in the 1131 01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:28.159 same it was in the same vein as like that was the whole reason why 1132 01:20:28.159 --> 01:20:30.920 we made fun of sj W's when oh, here's the Nicie Sarkisian, this 1133 01:20:31.000 --> 01:20:34.000 fucking grifter or dumb bitch, right, Like she's not She's not a dumb 1134 01:20:34.000 --> 01:20:36.680 bitch because she was making like she was a dumb bitch because she was a 1135 01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:40.720 fraud. Like that's the whole thing was. Yes, I've seen people say 1136 01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:43.399 ooh in Hinds, I didn't need a Starkisian was right. I'm like, 1137 01:20:43.720 --> 01:20:48.079 n don't listen to fucking Charlotte Tins. Fuck this broad. Like there are 1138 01:20:48.119 --> 01:20:55.359 other people in the Progressive spear that have made some criticism about anti sj W, 1139 01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:59.159 some of the freaks, and yeah, I'm like they're right about certain 1140 01:20:59.239 --> 01:21:01.880 issues and certain aspects of it, where like you can see what's happening with 1141 01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:05.279 Cellar Blade. They're like those were some of the same people. They're like 1142 01:21:05.359 --> 01:21:09.600 freaking out about this dumb shit. And it's like here's you and I, 1143 01:21:09.640 --> 01:21:14.279 here's Sweeney, and here's plenty of other normal people that enjoy art, and 1144 01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:17.960 we just think, oh, that's stupid, but that's where our criticism ends. 1145 01:21:17.960 --> 01:21:21.319 We're like, that's fucking stupid that I don't even see because who does 1146 01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:26.840 it benefit really, At the end of the day, the mildly censoring the 1147 01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:29.680 Stellar Blade. Who does that benefit at the end of the day. So 1148 01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:30.680 it's like, yeah, that's stupid. We can talk about this and have 1149 01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:34.159 a normal discussion and not pretend, like you say, we're in the fucking 1150 01:21:34.199 --> 01:21:38.199 trenches. This is some gaass culture war, like you get out of here 1151 01:21:38.560 --> 01:21:43.399 articular, it's all. It's all optics and it's and I do think like 1152 01:21:43.439 --> 01:21:46.079 the everything trying to be catchy and trying to catch your eye and like the 1153 01:21:46.119 --> 01:21:48.760 outrage bait has ruined a lot of media criticism in general, where like you 1154 01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:50.680 just say, I remember, actually that was a big thing with the Fallout 1155 01:21:50.680 --> 01:21:55.319 show, where people like the just misinformation spread about like what they were doing, 1156 01:21:55.399 --> 01:21:57.680 like oh, they're reckconning New Vegas, and it's like they didn't do 1157 01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:00.960 that at all, but like enough people leaved it for a long time that 1158 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:02.319 they wrote off the show or they had like opinions about it that like did 1159 01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:04.800 not match what the actual thing about, and then people people were talking really 1160 01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:08.600 confidently about it. And I see this a lot. I see this a 1161 01:22:08.640 --> 01:22:13.199 lot, and it's really annoying. I don't know what happened to make this 1162 01:22:13.279 --> 01:22:18.399 okay, But people will talk about a movie or a game and talk really 1163 01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:21.159 authoritatively about it, and then when asked about like what they thought of it, 1164 01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:23.520 like on a deeper level, they go like, oh, well, 1165 01:22:23.520 --> 01:22:28.640 I haven't played it yet, I don't know what the fuck happened. Like 1166 01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:30.399 that was the whole thing with Suicide Squad. Do you remember that whole thing 1167 01:22:30.399 --> 01:22:32.840 with Suicide Sqoe where I was like, I think I'm gonna play this kind 1168 01:22:32.840 --> 01:22:38.880 of want to know firsthand, like what this is and maybe Nona say Suicide 1169 01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:43.800 Squad was a mess and it was bad from for many many reasons, but 1170 01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:50.279 like and people were like actively like they had a problem with me actually looking 1171 01:22:50.279 --> 01:22:54.319 into it, like it was viewed as like a negative thing for me to 1172 01:22:54.399 --> 01:22:57.680 go in and actually research it on my own, Like it's like why why 1173 01:22:57.800 --> 01:23:00.039 did you do that? Like that it was a problem, And I'm like, 1174 01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:02.680 what the fuck are we talking about? This is like bare minimum, 1175 01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:05.560 Like you have to know what you're fucking talking about if you're going to criticize 1176 01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:11.479 how they are you serious? That's right? So that is so crazy. 1177 01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:15.039 I don't know when that became okay, But like that was like that hit 1178 01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:17.159 me like a truck where I was like, you gotta be joking that this 1179 01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:20.079 is like a controversial thing that I'm doing that I'm choosing. Oh do you 1180 01:23:20.479 --> 01:23:24.319 what is that? I want to show you something? Yeah, so this 1181 01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:27.880 so so you might have seen this, Chris right, there's a I've never 1182 01:23:27.920 --> 01:23:34.239 heard of this creator named Josiah Rises And yeah, so Josiah put this tweet 1183 01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:38.880 out about Fallout. This Fallout series says, finish Fallout this morning. I 1184 01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:42.600 was completely engrossed with the story and surprisingly invests in all three main characters throughout. 1185 01:23:42.760 --> 01:23:45.439 Lots of fun, twist and turns, good character development. I truly 1186 01:23:45.439 --> 01:23:47.159 felt like I was in the Fallout world once again nine out of ten. 1187 01:23:47.399 --> 01:23:53.359 And somebody replied with delete this then, and it's a fucking screenshot of him 1188 01:23:53.399 --> 01:23:58.239 putting out a video three weeks ago to prior to that tweet saying Fallout is 1189 01:23:58.239 --> 01:24:02.279 a disaster already woke Hollywood ruins another franchise, and I'm like, the fuck 1190 01:24:02.439 --> 01:24:05.720 is wrong with you? And the fact that you didn't even delete it. 1191 01:24:06.000 --> 01:24:11.720 He didn't even fucking delete the fucking thing. It's like the goal of these 1192 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:16.600 fucking people to just keep his bullshit and feel no responsibility to take it down 1193 01:24:16.800 --> 01:24:24.720 is fucked, man. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, that's one 1194 01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:26.560 of the ones where it's like, I do feel like it's all it's a 1195 01:24:26.560 --> 01:24:31.479 good example of how like how unserious a lot of this is. But you 1196 01:24:31.520 --> 01:24:36.439 know, at the very least, like there, I understand the impulse to 1197 01:24:36.520 --> 01:24:43.039 when you say that before like, let's let's assume you've made a value judgment 1198 01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:45.720 on something before you've you've taken part in it, right, which I'm sure 1199 01:24:45.720 --> 01:24:48.079 everybody's done on some level. Right, let's assume that's the case, and 1200 01:24:48.119 --> 01:24:53.239 then you see it and then it's good. There is technically a content incentive 1201 01:24:53.720 --> 01:24:56.279 to just kind of double down and stick to what you already said, just 1202 01:24:56.279 --> 01:24:59.439 because it's like you don't want to look like a hypocrite. So what minimal 1203 01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:00.880 credit there is to give you? That guy at least he was like he 1204 01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:04.000 actually turned around me like actually I was, ah, maybe I was wrong 1205 01:25:04.079 --> 01:25:08.119 or whatever, Like it's actually really good. It is still crazy to me 1206 01:25:08.159 --> 01:25:11.520 he didn't say that you then you didn't say that, Well, you're giving 1207 01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:15.479 him manufactured credit. Brother, I'm maybe he actually did that. I would 1208 01:25:15.479 --> 01:25:19.159 give him credit. I wouldn't give The problem is he acted like that shit 1209 01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:23.560 did not exist, because that's what they do with content all the fucking time. 1210 01:25:24.159 --> 01:25:29.239 As soon as something's exposed that they're completely demonstrably wrong, they ignore whatever 1211 01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:31.319 the fuck they said and jump on the new wave. And I'm like, 1212 01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:33.520 no, no, no, no, I'm not giving this guy an ounce 1213 01:25:33.560 --> 01:25:39.399 of fucking credit because he would say in that fucking response right there, damn, 1214 01:25:39.399 --> 01:25:42.399 I was fucking wrong. This show is amazing. It's actually I would 1215 01:25:42.439 --> 01:25:45.000 like all he would have to say is those words like I was comprised dead 1216 01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:47.800 wrong about this shit, and I'd be like, all right, kudos, 1217 01:25:47.800 --> 01:25:50.600 man, but also, yeah, delete your fucking video. But like, 1218 01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:54.279 and there are people that do that. I have done that, I have 1219 01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:58.960 done, I have made prejudgments. Of course, I have also done it 1220 01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:00.359 in the opposite way where I thought something was gonna be awesome and it turned 1221 01:26:00.359 --> 01:26:02.560 out to be dog shit, you know what I mean, Like it's it's 1222 01:26:02.680 --> 01:26:06.600 right right, then you just say its album's wrong. There is nothing wrong 1223 01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:12.479 with being wrong. We're fucking humans, and these people won't do the most 1224 01:26:12.600 --> 01:26:15.680 human, basic fucking thing and just be like, oh, yeah, I 1225 01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:20.119 was wrong, because for some reason, there's been a culture of like making 1226 01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:25.079 fun of people for getting things wrong when it's like, what are you talking 1227 01:26:25.079 --> 01:26:28.439 about? You can't get things right all the time. It's impossible. Yeah, 1228 01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:31.680 that's that is also and to be fair, like I think that is 1229 01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:36.319 the fault of I think that is the fault of I don't like using these 1230 01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:40.960 terminologies because I find it like so pointless, but I do think on some 1231 01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:45.800 level that is a culture that has been fostered by and I say this loosely 1232 01:26:46.279 --> 01:26:51.560 the left, the American like just understanding of what that even means, which 1233 01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:55.720 is like already kind of like fucking nebulous and dumb and vague, but like, 1234 01:26:55.840 --> 01:26:59.000 yeah, the idea that like you can't you cannot be forgiven for anything, 1235 01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:05.239 or like you must, Like the idea of cancel culture when it first 1236 01:27:05.319 --> 01:27:09.319 started was like I think about like James Gunn when he got fired for those 1237 01:27:09.399 --> 01:27:12.479 joke tweets, you know what I mean, When he got fired for those 1238 01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.199 joke tweets from Marvel and then they immediately rehired and because they realized how stupid 1239 01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:19.560 it was. That's an example of cancel culture. I think that's different than 1240 01:27:19.680 --> 01:27:25.239 like, oh, somebody got outed for genuine sexual misconduct and then they're facing 1241 01:27:25.279 --> 01:27:29.520 like public backlash for it. That's just like consequences for like your actions. 1242 01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:33.000 That's not that's not what cancel culture is. But I do think that that 1243 01:27:33.159 --> 01:27:41.760 idea of like, oh well, you know, you can't be like there's 1244 01:27:41.800 --> 01:27:44.560 no path to redemption, and if there is no path to redemption, people 1245 01:27:44.600 --> 01:27:45.680 are just gonna go where the love is and that's what the grift is. 1246 01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:48.119 That's just like, oh well, I've already fucked up. That's Gina Carano, 1247 01:27:48.159 --> 01:27:49.560 you know what I mean. Where it's like, oh well, I 1248 01:27:49.760 --> 01:27:53.800 already fucked up. I have no incentive to change because the people over there 1249 01:27:53.840 --> 01:27:56.680 will never accept me. As if I change, I'm going to go to 1250 01:27:56.760 --> 01:28:00.359 people who already who are encouraging my current behavior and love and will clearly support 1251 01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:04.720 me no matter what. And that's its own kind of problem. In Uh, 1252 01:28:04.760 --> 01:28:08.800 you're definitely right about that. That is that is very important. I'm 1253 01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:13.560 glad you even brought that up, because I there was a reason an anti 1254 01:28:13.680 --> 01:28:16.600 SGW community, whatever you want to call it, sprung up, Like some 1255 01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:21.920 people on the left refuse to acknowledge their part in it. When there's an 1256 01:28:21.960 --> 01:28:27.640 anti of anything crazy, you have to remember it it came up because something 1257 01:28:27.720 --> 01:28:30.960 exists prior even like say, when you talk about something you know, I'm 1258 01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:33.119 not gonna get into it. But when you talk about terrorism or terrorist, 1259 01:28:33.319 --> 01:28:38.960 they're not just movie villains that sprung up out of nowhere. Something happened to 1260 01:28:39.079 --> 01:28:42.920 create this. And what I'm saying is this whole movement and I'm not comparing 1261 01:28:42.960 --> 01:28:45.199 to tear. Like there's gonna be some dumb idiots that are gonna say, 1262 01:28:45.199 --> 01:28:47.479 are you comparing anti terrorists? Now? I'm just giving no example. It 1263 01:28:47.479 --> 01:28:49.439 has to be one to one. I know we talked about this before, 1264 01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:55.000 but I know there's people that are neurodivisions that are gonna fucking type it and 1265 01:28:55.039 --> 01:28:57.840 I'm like, I have to nip it in the butter right now. But 1266 01:28:57.960 --> 01:29:01.760 it's just it's there. It was a reaction to how intolerant some of these 1267 01:29:01.800 --> 01:29:05.199 fucking people were being. And it was like, Yo, this is crazy 1268 01:29:05.279 --> 01:29:10.239 because me growing up in California with my progressive friends, some of my punk 1269 01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:12.680 friends and stuff, they were not like this. And it was like, 1270 01:29:12.800 --> 01:29:16.760 what is this new wave of you cannot be redeemed? The whole idea was 1271 01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:21.439 you wanted people to better themselves and you would accept them. You wanted a 1272 01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:27.279 racist to renounce their racism and join normies and be a part of society. 1273 01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:29.960 And not hate people. Instead of being like, no, you were once 1274 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:32.159 a Nazi. Fuck you forever. It's like, what are you talking about? 1275 01:29:32.359 --> 01:29:36.399 He did he wanted them to do right, Yeah, exactly, And 1276 01:29:36.720 --> 01:29:40.319 I'll joke about that too. It's like sometimes I will make fun of people 1277 01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:42.680 who have like who are like, oh, yeah, I used to be 1278 01:29:42.720 --> 01:29:45.760 a Nazi and now I'm not. Like there is Look, it's funny on 1279 01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:48.039 some level to me, but there is like yeah, dude, like I 1280 01:29:48.640 --> 01:29:54.880 it's a it's a inherently left yeah, of course, but like there's inherently 1281 01:29:55.000 --> 01:30:00.239 it's such an inherently left left leaning principle to believe in the concept of that's 1282 01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:02.760 the entire point of like the the left wing perspective on the prison system is 1283 01:30:02.760 --> 01:30:06.279 that like, oh, it's a rehabilitation. It's it's a system for rehabilitation, 1284 01:30:06.439 --> 01:30:11.920 not just for like abject punishment, but like the way that we the 1285 01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:16.960 way that it's almost like a complete flip of ideologies where it's like the Republicans 1286 01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:19.439 apparently, you know, there's like oh man, well, what the hell, 1287 01:30:19.479 --> 01:30:23.159 like come on, like let like I mean, it's all pretend, 1288 01:30:23.279 --> 01:30:26.159 let's be real, but like it's like, oh yeah, let's look let 1289 01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:29.399 people what people can't change, People can't make mistakes anymore. But then they'll 1290 01:30:29.439 --> 01:30:32.119 be like, oh, you you're in prison, you're you're a slave and 1291 01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:35.600 you deserve it. Uh. And the left people are like, oh no, 1292 01:30:35.720 --> 01:30:41.600 everybody should you know, have the ability to change and be better in 1293 01:30:41.640 --> 01:30:45.399 prison. But in culture it's like, oh, you said a racist thing 1294 01:30:45.720 --> 01:30:49.520 in high school like twenty years ago on Twitter or whatever, and it's like 1295 01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:54.439 no, sorry, and it's just like it's it's so backwards and insane. 1296 01:30:55.960 --> 01:30:59.159 Yeah, I don't know. I will say politics are inherent, say we'll 1297 01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:01.319 move on tradictory. Of course there are. Yeah, I gotta say there's 1298 01:31:01.319 --> 01:31:06.520 been will move on at the very least right now, there is as far 1299 01:31:06.560 --> 01:31:13.920 as like the left goes and left movements for politics that less insane people are 1300 01:31:14.640 --> 01:31:19.880 sticking around and that are more prominent, and they're they're really been preaching what 1301 01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:24.039 exactly what you've been talking about You and I have been saying. They've been 1302 01:31:24.159 --> 01:31:28.880 like, hey, that crazy not accepting and this so and so and oh 1303 01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:32.560 old tweets this and that shit. That's not helping knock that shit off. 1304 01:31:33.039 --> 01:31:35.279 That has been a thing that a lot of people like, let's talk about 1305 01:31:35.279 --> 01:31:41.479 some important let's talk about real progressivism, and you know, let's not pretend 1306 01:31:41.560 --> 01:31:45.439 like fucking the writer. You know, they're fucking anti censorship and they're all 1307 01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:49.199 welcoming arms and everything, like, let's let's just put things in a perspective 1308 01:31:49.960 --> 01:31:56.760 and not cater to the insane fucking people. And I've been appreciating that because 1309 01:31:57.399 --> 01:32:02.239 they're like I've had many cops. Somebody actually jumped into my DMS recently apologizing 1310 01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:09.079 for saying, like I thought you were a chud. I just want to 1311 01:32:09.119 --> 01:32:15.279 apologize, and I said, you have nothing you apologize about. There were 1312 01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:19.000 people that I was associating with that were chuds, and so I was adjacent 1313 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:24.560 to it. And so you not watching and consuming that content, you made 1314 01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:29.880 a judgment and you just assumed things and I can't. I wish you wouldn't, 1315 01:32:29.920 --> 01:32:33.680 but I also humans are gonna human, So I totally understand why you 1316 01:32:33.720 --> 01:32:38.239 thought this. But then when you actually start hearing me speak and you start 1317 01:32:38.319 --> 01:32:41.239 hearing my thoughts on my takes, and you're like, oh, that's all 1318 01:32:41.319 --> 01:32:45.800 you can really ask of anybody, and I'm seeing more of that acceptance of 1319 01:32:45.880 --> 01:32:48.560 and realizing that, oh, it wasn't just this binary shit like you made 1320 01:32:48.560 --> 01:32:53.520 fun of people like crazy progressives. That must mean you're conservative. People are 1321 01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:58.600 kind of being a little bit more charitable and more understanding that it's more complex 1322 01:32:58.680 --> 01:33:04.680 than just right up hard left versus right, and uh, I think technically 1323 01:33:04.720 --> 01:33:10.039 things are overall in a better place. I think there's more grifters, but 1324 01:33:10.119 --> 01:33:16.079 I think that there's I think that it's it's less this worry gay culture ship 1325 01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:23.199 now it's more mainstream politics right now, it's more fucking we're gonna go back 1326 01:33:23.239 --> 01:33:27.359 to talking about spooky gay people and trans people on the right or you know, 1327 01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:34.600 we're gonna instead of pretending like we're we're I don't know, fucking arbiters 1328 01:33:34.640 --> 01:33:41.479 of anti censorship or something. Yeah, I don't know. You gotta and 1329 01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:45.239 maybe it's because I, I don't know, maybe you can relate to this, 1330 01:33:45.439 --> 01:33:48.199 but I come from like a more of a comedy oriented background anyway. 1331 01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:53.880 Like I didn't start you. I didn't do YouTube to be didactic or to 1332 01:33:54.000 --> 01:33:57.439 preach. Really, I think I definitely did it early on when I felt 1333 01:33:57.439 --> 01:33:59.720 like I had something to share, but like that that went away pretty quick 1334 01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:01.399 because I was just like I just kind of want to make people laugh for 1335 01:34:01.520 --> 01:34:06.560 entertain people, and so I don't know. I just kind of always felt 1336 01:34:06.560 --> 01:34:10.920 like my place is not here on like some fucking cultural battleground. I remember 1337 01:34:11.399 --> 01:34:13.239 we talked about this before, but like people were like, oh, you're 1338 01:34:13.279 --> 01:34:15.479 like a voice for us, and it's like, don't make me a voice. 1339 01:34:15.520 --> 01:34:16.520 I don't. I do not want to be a voice. I speak 1340 01:34:16.560 --> 01:34:19.640 for myself, right, and I'm totally fine to do that, but I'm 1341 01:34:19.680 --> 01:34:23.680 not going to speak for anybody. Like what the fuck? It's insane. 1342 01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:28.439 Yeah, I think I drink I drank bleach entertaining you. I drank bleach 1343 01:34:28.479 --> 01:34:31.520 in Central Park, Like, don't what are you doing? Please higher your 1344 01:34:31.560 --> 01:34:38.520 standards, dude, really like really really do and and and it's like, 1345 01:34:38.560 --> 01:34:42.039 hey, maybe nobody should be that for you, Like maybe it should be 1346 01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:45.359 a collective of like thoughts and stuff. I'm like, there shouldn't be this 1347 01:34:45.520 --> 01:34:48.439 like oh, this guy's the person that's speaking for me or that's leading the 1348 01:34:48.520 --> 01:34:53.239 charge of Like I don't think people like that should exist. I don't think 1349 01:34:53.560 --> 01:34:58.119 the idea of like you know that, I think those as champion, I 1350 01:34:58.119 --> 01:35:00.199 think those people we should kill them. We should killo people. I don't 1351 01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:05.960 think they should exist. Probably actually I think anyone who like who accepts that 1352 01:35:06.079 --> 01:35:09.520 role, I'm like, they probably shouldn't be a lie. They shouldn't be 1353 01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:13.880 here, dude, They're not They're they're not doing it for good. Nobody 1354 01:35:13.880 --> 01:35:17.000 wants to be anyone who deserves to be a champion, you know what I 1355 01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:20.119 mean, doesn't want to be a champion. Like it's it's clean cut, 1356 01:35:20.239 --> 01:35:26.199 simple, Yeah, Like nobody wants to be like any Yeah, it's just 1357 01:35:26.239 --> 01:35:30.359 like straight up. Yeah, we've been going on for a while. Yeah, 1358 01:35:30.359 --> 01:35:32.319 well we should get some more. I'll be honest. This is I 1359 01:35:32.359 --> 01:35:39.039 guess like this is more of a yeah, this is more of like a 1360 01:35:39.159 --> 01:35:45.439 chill episode. Uh yeah, well whatever, it got a little it got 1361 01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:48.319 weird. Before there was just this little segment of like seriousness, but there 1362 01:35:48.359 --> 01:35:55.439 was a lot of uh, pissed stuff, and there's it's it's a normal 1363 01:35:55.439 --> 01:35:59.560 snark tank episode. I'd say it's it's more restrained, but it's good. 1364 01:36:00.279 --> 01:36:03.960 Papa, what is this? What the fuck is this? I haven't read 1365 01:36:03.960 --> 01:36:06.880 this one yet, but it's it's long and I'm curious about it. I'll 1366 01:36:06.880 --> 01:36:11.000 go magic molesting Tom Sweeney at the ripe age of thirty at his own birthday 1367 01:36:11.000 --> 01:36:17.399 party that's fucking crazy, he wrote in says Evening Dei Cast. Recently, 1368 01:36:17.479 --> 01:36:24.399 a lost song was found as a seventeen second clip called everyone Knows that was 1369 01:36:24.439 --> 01:36:28.920 posted vaguely and not much information was given before the original poster disappeared. After 1370 01:36:28.920 --> 01:36:30.800 three years of searching for what this song was, it was discovered that the 1371 01:36:30.800 --> 01:36:34.920 song came from a nineteen eighties pornal called Angels of Passion. He led the 1372 01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:40.119 internet on a wild goose chase because he was too ashamed to admit he was 1373 01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:46.800 jerking it. That's awesome. Now, my question is how far would you 1374 01:36:46.880 --> 01:36:50.479 let a guy? How far would you let a lie go go on to 1375 01:36:50.560 --> 01:36:55.199 hide something you did or something you know? I feel like that would depend 1376 01:36:55.239 --> 01:36:59.039 on the severity of what I would what I would have done right, Like, 1377 01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:01.399 wouldn't it like I wouldn't go that far to hide the fact that I, 1378 01:37:01.439 --> 01:37:05.920 like stole a fucking candy bar from a Walmart once, you know, 1379 01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:11.159 Like I could give a fuck less about that. But if I was like 1380 01:37:12.319 --> 01:37:15.560 a demon, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know how 1381 01:37:15.560 --> 01:37:19.399 far I would go. I wouldn't go very far at all, I did, 1382 01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:27.399 I am. I'm so against it's mainly out of laziness. I I 1383 01:37:27.479 --> 01:37:32.760 don't lie because I don't care enough to keep up the lie. It's work. 1384 01:37:34.239 --> 01:37:39.319 Yeah, I have to often care. Yeah, I often have to 1385 01:37:39.439 --> 01:37:44.800 like immediately correct myself sometimes because like in conversation, if I'm in a flow 1386 01:37:44.800 --> 01:37:46.239 state of a conversation, especially with people I don't know that well or like 1387 01:37:46.279 --> 01:37:50.119 people like that I only kind of know, they will ask me things and 1388 01:37:50.199 --> 01:37:55.800 I will my brain will default to whatever I think is the most entertaining thing 1389 01:37:55.840 --> 01:37:58.319 to say, whether it's true or not, and then I have to, 1390 01:37:58.439 --> 01:38:03.279 like I have to backpedal sometimes where it's like nah, but nah, yeah, 1391 01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:09.560 but I actually I'm doing this or whatever. It's like a problem. 1392 01:38:09.920 --> 01:38:14.960 So like I like I go back often to correct those things. But there's 1393 01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:17.039 sometimes where I just I completely forget, Like I completely forget, like, 1394 01:38:17.079 --> 01:38:19.119 oh, yeah, I told I told that guy that I was at like 1395 01:38:19.159 --> 01:38:24.880 a fucking that I went. I went to a clown college. And I 1396 01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:27.760 don't know why I said that. I don't know why I said that to 1397 01:38:27.760 --> 01:38:30.119 that guy, And that guy's walking around thinking I go to a clown card 1398 01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:32.680 and I'm I'm sorry to strangers who know me because they were walking around with 1399 01:38:32.720 --> 01:38:36.319 like complete fucking I feel like I'm to people who don't know me very well. 1400 01:38:36.319 --> 01:38:40.239 I feel like I'm like a joker like figure where like they don't. 1401 01:38:40.279 --> 01:38:46.279 He tells a different story, he tells a different origin story to like everybody 1402 01:38:46.600 --> 01:38:50.039 about like where everybody that I know in real life know exactly, like where 1403 01:38:50.039 --> 01:38:53.760 I'm from and what I've done, and like where my you know, and 1404 01:38:53.960 --> 01:38:56.520 where I went to school and where I grew up and like when I moved 1405 01:38:56.520 --> 01:38:58.600 and all this stuff. But like there are people that I've met, like 1406 01:38:58.640 --> 01:39:01.279 maybe twice, who think I've I I went to Clown College. There I 1407 01:39:01.319 --> 01:39:06.520 told a guy that I was forty six, and then I've just been getting 1408 01:39:06.520 --> 01:39:11.800 stem cell treatment for a while. I don't know. I don't know why. 1409 01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:17.039 I don't know because part of part of the two is just the entertainment 1410 01:39:17.039 --> 01:39:20.680 factor of just seeing how much people will believe, no matter how absurd it 1411 01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:24.880 because I told you, I remember, I just pretended to be really ignorant 1412 01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:28.520 at a party once. It was actually at Some people might some people listening 1413 01:39:28.600 --> 01:39:32.399 might know the show Hell of a Boss and has been Hotel. It's on 1414 01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:38.920 Amazon. I think it's on Amazon. I think I'm pretty sure Viseypop is 1415 01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:42.640 the showrunner. She I hesitated to call her a friend of mine because I 1416 01:39:42.640 --> 01:39:45.439 haven't seen her in a long time and we only kind of like passingly know 1417 01:39:45.479 --> 01:39:47.439 each other, but like we're friendly. And I was at a party at 1418 01:39:47.439 --> 01:39:53.920 her house like a couple of years ago now, and I remember talking to 1419 01:39:53.960 --> 01:40:00.520 some people and I tried to convince them that I thought Mount Rushmore just kind 1420 01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:06.760 of formed like that, Like I tried, I tried. I I made 1421 01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:10.640 the conversation in such a way that I was like, yeah, I just 1422 01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:15.119 think it's kind of amazing, like like the coincidence of that, Like how 1423 01:40:15.199 --> 01:40:18.600 like this mountain just like how could this mountain shape in such a way that 1424 01:40:18.640 --> 01:40:25.000 it it resembles for not just four separate real people, but four separate real 1425 01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:28.600 people that are important to the country that it's in. Like That's that's a 1426 01:40:28.680 --> 01:40:32.680 staggering miracle of nature. And I'm like, I'm constantly blown away by it 1427 01:40:32.680 --> 01:40:35.399 every time I think about it. And there are some people who clearly knew 1428 01:40:35.399 --> 01:40:39.079 that I was joking, but I could tell there were two people who weren't 1429 01:40:39.159 --> 01:40:46.119 super sure and that maybe so happy but they because like I got so much 1430 01:40:46.279 --> 01:40:49.399 energy out of that and I don't know why. I don't know, I 1431 01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:59.279 don't know what it is about that that it's so it's really I I really 1432 01:40:59.359 --> 01:41:02.359 that's concerned learning that anybody would ever the fact that you could, you could 1433 01:41:02.359 --> 01:41:05.560 treat this is what I'm talking about, man, Like it's that should be 1434 01:41:05.600 --> 01:41:12.319 impossible to trick anybody unless ah, you know, you're talking to a fucking 1435 01:41:12.319 --> 01:41:14.479 ten year old or something. They just don't know which ways up. They're 1436 01:41:14.520 --> 01:41:16.760 like, oh yeah, and maybe they even questioned it themselves, like oh, 1437 01:41:16.800 --> 01:41:19.800 maybe it was for him that way, but like growing ass adults should 1438 01:41:19.800 --> 01:41:23.199 immediately be like, oh, this guy's fucking with me, Like clearly he's 1439 01:41:23.560 --> 01:41:26.119 with me, Like yeah, like oh, like this guy fuck with me. 1440 01:41:26.159 --> 01:41:30.279 It's cool. Some people are like, oh yeah, good for you, 1441 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:34.079 bro, and they walked around thinking you're a dumb moron. I loved 1442 01:41:34.279 --> 01:41:38.920 but I loved that because because every time I would be every time I would 1443 01:41:38.920 --> 01:41:42.920 be around them, I would make a point to like I remember I was 1444 01:41:42.960 --> 01:41:45.800 in the kitchen trying to get water and like that, one of those guys 1445 01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:49.479 walked into the room who I think believed me, and I was like looking 1446 01:41:49.479 --> 01:41:53.039 at the water machine like I had no idea how to use it. I 1447 01:41:53.079 --> 01:41:54.800 was like, I don't understand. Is there like a button that I have 1448 01:41:54.840 --> 01:41:58.359 to Like I'm holding it under it, but it's not. Usually it's like 1449 01:41:58.359 --> 01:42:00.560 automatic. I've seen them be automatic. But like looking at this thing and 1450 01:42:00.600 --> 01:42:04.159 I can't figure it out, and I like, I just I pretended to 1451 01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:06.920 fumble with it for like a minute straight and then I was like, oh, 1452 01:42:06.920 --> 01:42:11.319 I got it, Okay, Cool, I don't I don't know. 1453 01:42:12.439 --> 01:42:15.920 I really I am not a I'm not a party person really, so like 1454 01:42:16.000 --> 01:42:20.640 I really need to find ways to entertain myself at parties. And usually it's 1455 01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:27.840 exactly it's it's that kind of right now. Yeah, I was like this, 1456 01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:30.600 you you do not want to You don't really give a shit about being 1457 01:42:30.600 --> 01:42:34.079 here, so now you gotta you getta entertain yourself. Well, yeah, 1458 01:42:34.279 --> 01:42:39.199 I don't care what strangers thinking, Like if some guys are walking around there 1459 01:42:39.199 --> 01:42:43.359 thinking that I'm a fucking complete idiot, like that's that's funnier to me than 1460 01:42:43.359 --> 01:42:46.600 it is insulting. It doesn't matter. I totally feel you. If you're 1461 01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:50.600 a stranger, your opinion on me doesn't fucking matter. And so yeah, 1462 01:42:50.640 --> 01:42:53.960 I think I think about stuff like that all the time. Like especially, 1463 01:42:54.760 --> 01:43:00.479 uh, dressing a specific way, like maybe like I've worn some I've warned 1464 01:43:00.520 --> 01:43:04.199 some stuff that I probably should throw away because there's just like a giant hole 1465 01:43:04.239 --> 01:43:08.840 in the shirt and it's completely it's fun. It's like, I don't care 1466 01:43:09.520 --> 01:43:12.479 who am I trying to. I don't give a fuck about these people, 1467 01:43:12.640 --> 01:43:15.920 like you know, in the way that I need to impress you. It's 1468 01:43:15.920 --> 01:43:19.199 just like fucking whatever, dude, And uh, yeah, that's funny though, 1469 01:43:19.479 --> 01:43:24.840 that's that's cool. Though, that's cool. Yeah, I don't really 1470 01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:30.359 do that ship, but I have bullshitted just some strangers, for sure. 1471 01:43:30.720 --> 01:43:34.920 We're talking about war. Yeah, oh yeah, obviously you're just you're you're 1472 01:43:35.159 --> 01:43:39.359 You're in a different town the very next fucking day, Like what do you 1473 01:43:39.399 --> 01:43:45.039 care? Yeah? Okay, what is this? Ben Backledge wrote in he 1474 01:43:45.039 --> 01:43:47.680 says, I would like your opinion on this. Me and my friend had 1475 01:43:47.680 --> 01:43:51.079 this debate since high school. Is there a difference between alligators and crocodiles? 1476 01:43:51.079 --> 01:43:54.520 I say there isn't, but my friend says there is, Yes, there 1477 01:43:54.600 --> 01:43:58.560 is. Of course, they're different. They're different. There, they're different 1478 01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:05.119 animals. What do you yeah, the pigeon, Yes, of course, 1479 01:44:05.199 --> 01:44:14.159 they're both a type of animal. But right, I understand the spirit. 1480 01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:16.680 I understand the spirit of what you're asking, which is like, ostensibly, 1481 01:44:16.800 --> 01:44:19.680 is there a difference to which my answer would be no, not really. 1482 01:44:19.800 --> 01:44:23.439 If I'm in a room with a crocodile or an alligator, I'm probably going 1483 01:44:23.479 --> 01:44:26.239 to treat that situation identically. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna get out 1484 01:44:26.239 --> 01:44:28.600 of here. I'm not gonna be I don't want to be around this thing, 1485 01:44:28.800 --> 01:44:31.439 right, this is an unpredictable, fucking animal that I just no longer. 1486 01:44:31.520 --> 01:44:35.399 I don't I don't wish to be around. But on like a fundamental 1487 01:44:35.479 --> 01:44:40.199 level, yeah, they're fucking they're they're even just like from a looks perspective, 1488 01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:42.520 I get them mixed up. I don't know which one is which, 1489 01:44:42.800 --> 01:44:45.800 but I could tell that they're different. If you if you put an alligator 1490 01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:48.279 or a crocodile next to each other, I can tell you that they're different 1491 01:44:48.319 --> 01:44:51.279 animals, like for sure, And I could tell you that like one is 1492 01:44:51.279 --> 01:44:54.640 one thing and one is the other. I forget which one is which. 1493 01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:57.840 I think the alligators are like the wider snouts and the crocodiles are thinner, 1494 01:44:57.880 --> 01:45:00.000 right, yes, I think yes, like the gate like just think of 1495 01:45:00.039 --> 01:45:04.960 American gators many like, yeah, Florida, just think of Florida and just 1496 01:45:05.039 --> 01:45:10.640 gaiters and they they they're not if you if you know what they look like 1497 01:45:10.640 --> 01:45:13.800 there, then it's like all right, that's that's that. And then anything 1498 01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:17.039 that looks slightly different, you're most likely dealing with the crocodile. Like you're 1499 01:45:17.039 --> 01:45:19.079 most likely like, oh, that looks a little weird. That looks a 1500 01:45:19.119 --> 01:45:24.760 little different. But I and i's had a dream about an alligator. Recently, 1501 01:45:24.760 --> 01:45:27.319 I had a dream that I was I have I don't know about you, 1502 01:45:27.319 --> 01:45:29.880 but I have like really mundane dreams for the most part, Like my 1503 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:32.880 like my dreams, even like when they're like even when they're like nightmares, 1504 01:45:32.920 --> 01:45:36.159 it's usually like a realistic nightmare scenario like someone passes away or like I received 1505 01:45:36.199 --> 01:45:39.720 like really horrifying information or something. But I'm still like in my apartment. 1506 01:45:39.760 --> 01:45:43.359 Generally, I'm not in like some weird like Willy Wonka fucking fever dream where 1507 01:45:43.399 --> 01:45:46.159 I'm like, you know, I'm moving through non like it's very rare that 1508 01:45:46.199 --> 01:45:48.479 that happens. It does, but like very rarely. And I had a 1509 01:45:48.600 --> 01:45:54.800 dream where like I was making coffee and I walked into my office and there 1510 01:45:54.800 --> 01:46:00.119 was an alligator barrowing towards me, like my real office, and it's It 1511 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:05.000 was such a frightening core experience because it was so believable in the moment because 1512 01:46:05.000 --> 01:46:09.039 nothing was weird. It wasn't like, oh, my house at my apartments 1513 01:46:09.079 --> 01:46:11.640 like bigger than it normally is, you know what I mean, those like 1514 01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:14.239 weird telltale signs that you're dreaming, or like, oh I can't read any 1515 01:46:14.279 --> 01:46:17.880 of the signs weird. None of that. It was just making coffee. 1516 01:46:17.880 --> 01:46:20.640 Walk into my office and an alligator is barrowing towards me. I'm like, 1517 01:46:20.680 --> 01:46:25.039 what the fuck? I'm not even like afraid of alligators particularly, and I 1518 01:46:25.039 --> 01:46:28.640 guess I would be if if someone dropped one on it, if there was 1519 01:46:28.920 --> 01:46:31.600 in front of me. Yeah, I would be scared for sure. Yeah. 1520 01:46:31.760 --> 01:46:36.239 If I was like jerking off and then like an alligator barreled through my 1521 01:46:36.279 --> 01:46:42.479 window, I would absolutely not come you know, like that would interrupt me, 1522 01:46:42.720 --> 01:46:45.079 try to come on it, try to shit one on it, try 1523 01:46:45.119 --> 01:46:48.079 to disrupt its charge, something like that. Just yeah, do you think 1524 01:46:48.079 --> 01:46:50.520 that that would acturate? Do you think that that would disrupt its charge or 1525 01:46:50.520 --> 01:46:55.399 do you think that it would it would detect an additional scent and therefore find 1526 01:46:55.399 --> 01:47:02.119 you more appetizing. I don't know, man, I feel like it probably 1527 01:47:02.199 --> 01:47:06.640 was not expecting to be came on, and it might it might take a 1528 01:47:06.680 --> 01:47:11.520 minute to try to process what just happened, because that's, yeah, it's 1529 01:47:11.520 --> 01:47:13.720 a little different. I don't think anybody normally does that to it, and 1530 01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:15.479 it's like, hey, what just happened to me? Yeah you think, 1531 01:47:15.560 --> 01:47:18.119 yeah, you think it's having the conversation in its head where it's like, 1532 01:47:18.119 --> 01:47:21.880 this is a new experience. I've never experienced this before. I've never I've 1533 01:47:21.880 --> 01:47:26.199 never been I've never been seen an allator. I have never experienced this, 1534 01:47:26.439 --> 01:47:32.239 yeah me an alligator? Yeah, uh, all right, that's a question 1535 01:47:32.279 --> 01:47:35.520 for Sweeney. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna answer that. Derek Michael Vick 1536 01:47:35.600 --> 01:47:43.800 Blackman rode in what that is a specific reference? By the way, that 1537 01:47:43.840 --> 01:47:46.560 is that is there's no chance that people under the age of twenty five know 1538 01:47:46.600 --> 01:47:51.920 what that means, Like I don't think that that's like a probably that is 1539 01:47:51.960 --> 01:47:57.600 such a that is a palpable moment in time. That reference is from like 1540 01:47:57.640 --> 01:48:02.920 a very specific flash. I don't know. But he writes that he says, 1541 01:48:02.960 --> 01:48:05.640 Hey Eded, Nettie, Hey ed Ed, and Spetty. I don't 1542 01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:09.640 know. I don't know if that's implying. Since Derek thinks he could easily 1543 01:48:09.640 --> 01:48:13.600 fight off a wolf and most dog breeds, how many aggressive German shepherds do 1544 01:48:13.640 --> 01:48:16.319 you think each of you could fight at once before you lose? Oh, 1545 01:48:16.319 --> 01:48:20.279 aggressive German shepherds? I'm I think honestly two is probably like those those things 1546 01:48:20.319 --> 01:48:28.520 are like really fucking Once there's two of those things, I might the chances 1547 01:48:28.720 --> 01:48:32.279 go down significantly because while you're dealing with one, the other one can just 1548 01:48:32.279 --> 01:48:35.520 go for the kill. Like that's why it's so hard to deal with a 1549 01:48:35.560 --> 01:48:42.880 pack of wolves, because they'll fucking they'll eventually get you, because there's so 1550 01:48:43.000 --> 01:48:47.720 many that are doing the distracting bitings and then trying to drag you down so 1551 01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:51.279 then they can tear your fucking throat apart and shit. Ye, and when 1552 01:48:51.359 --> 01:48:57.079 you're dealing with one wolf or one dog, which I've dealt, like I've 1553 01:48:57.119 --> 01:49:01.279 even dealt with, like say, a very aggressive dog before that busted through 1554 01:49:01.399 --> 01:49:06.119 a fence and grabbed my you know, step cousin whatever you want to call 1555 01:49:06.800 --> 01:49:13.199 Like, yeah, fucking miraculously did not chomp her but got her what do 1556 01:49:13.199 --> 01:49:15.880 you call a spandex? What do you call those things again? Uh? 1557 01:49:16.560 --> 01:49:21.079 Call now, don't call them spandex anymore? Uh like jeggings or whatever, 1558 01:49:21.279 --> 01:49:27.439 but like whatever, but just got what like it just happened instead of chomping 1559 01:49:27.439 --> 01:49:30.520 her. It like she got lucky that it just chomped her clothes and like 1560 01:49:30.560 --> 01:49:35.800 that thing was like and like, I just fucking I'm younger and I fucking 1561 01:49:35.880 --> 01:49:41.680 tossed this thing and I was a lot like now, I am infinitely stronger 1562 01:49:42.039 --> 01:49:44.239 than I was when I was. When I was, however fucking old I 1563 01:49:44.279 --> 01:49:45.720 was. I don't remember exactly what year that was, but I was probably 1564 01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:51.760 like a teenager or something thirteen, like barely And now I'm I will crush 1565 01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:55.439 that it was a It was a I can't remember the breed of it, 1566 01:49:55.479 --> 01:49:59.840 but it was a bigger dog. And I would rough house with my friends 1567 01:50:00.199 --> 01:50:03.640 and shepherd all the time. Uh. There was a labrador that was huge 1568 01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:09.680 my step my stepsister had, and that motherfucker love to rough like would charge 1569 01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:13.159 at me full speed and I would fucking try to be like, all right, 1570 01:50:13.319 --> 01:50:16.600 let me brace myself, and I could I could toss it and uh, 1571 01:50:16.960 --> 01:50:20.880 I will toss a fucking wolf too, Like I maybe not initially if 1572 01:50:20.880 --> 01:50:26.479 it catches me off guard, but the idea and I feel like maybe maybe 1573 01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:30.199 people are really weak on average or something, and I'm like, maybe go 1574 01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:32.880 to the gym. I want to see you put up some numbers and maybe 1575 01:50:32.920 --> 01:50:36.319 gauge and see how like how strong or weak you are, and then maybe 1576 01:50:36.319 --> 01:50:40.159 you want to just get to like work. Oh, here's a better gauge. 1577 01:50:40.319 --> 01:50:43.640 Do tim push ups? All right, if you can't do ten push 1578 01:50:43.720 --> 01:50:45.640 ups, get to that level at least where you can do ten fucking push 1579 01:50:45.680 --> 01:50:49.760 ups. And if you can't, that means that maybe a wolf would absolutely 1580 01:50:49.800 --> 01:50:54.319 maul you and you'd have no fucking hope because I would kill you if you 1581 01:50:55.279 --> 01:50:58.560 push you can't do ten push ups? A terriers taking you to the pound 1582 01:50:59.039 --> 01:51:00.960 like you're you're you're in the grave at that point, like I actually like 1583 01:51:01.880 --> 01:51:06.439 they're look two dogs is like way worse, especially the German shepherds, which 1584 01:51:06.439 --> 01:51:10.600 are like those are military dogs. They're trained for that reason. So like 1585 01:51:10.760 --> 01:51:15.000 I don't know, I think because like my uncle Santiago, like he had 1586 01:51:15.039 --> 01:51:17.079 like a fucking he got into a running with two German shepherds and one of 1587 01:51:17.119 --> 01:51:20.159 them, like one of them was fine, but then the other one went 1588 01:51:20.239 --> 01:51:26.399 up behind him and ripped his spine out of his asshole, like it burrowed 1589 01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:29.439 its its nose up his asshole and grabbed his spine and pulled it out like 1590 01:51:29.439 --> 01:51:33.399 a fucking almost like like deboning a chicken. And he had to limp home 1591 01:51:34.880 --> 01:51:41.479 like all like limp and gross and like an accordion. And he survived. 1592 01:51:42.199 --> 01:51:45.199 It was yeah, he was fine, Yeah, because like it was crazy. 1593 01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:49.199 It was crazy because like all the nerve ending wires were like still attached. 1594 01:51:49.239 --> 01:51:53.000 It was almost like a it was almost like a puppet with like dragging 1595 01:51:53.039 --> 01:51:56.840 its marionette, the wooden marionette thing with the strings behind it. It was 1596 01:51:56.880 --> 01:52:00.279 fucking scary. And he showed up to our doorstep. He slip it up 1597 01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:03.079 to our doorstep, and we took him to the er and then he went 1598 01:52:03.119 --> 01:52:06.960 bankrupt because that's a really expensive. It's really expensive to get it. Turns 1599 01:52:06.960 --> 01:52:12.279 out it's really expensive to get your spine reinserted. But it was a one 1600 01:52:12.319 --> 01:52:14.319 in a million chance. Man, he got really fucked. Oh so he 1601 01:52:14.399 --> 01:52:16.199 was. He was able to get the recover the spine that the dog didn't 1602 01:52:16.279 --> 01:52:19.319 like eat it or whatever. Yeah, you know, it just it pulled 1603 01:52:19.319 --> 01:52:23.560 it out, and then it pulled it out and stood up, pointed and 1604 01:52:23.640 --> 01:52:27.880 laughed and then ran away with the other dog, is how he described it. 1605 01:52:28.000 --> 01:52:30.359 But he was also in like a he was in a I don't know 1606 01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:31.800 how accurate. I don't know how accurate that story is, because like he 1607 01:52:31.840 --> 01:52:34.800 was in clearly a fugue state. But I did see his spine dangling out 1608 01:52:34.800 --> 01:52:38.439 of his asshole, and it was really scary. See, I know, 1609 01:52:38.920 --> 01:52:41.000 yeah, because your it was your uncle, right, it was your uncle, 1610 01:52:41.079 --> 01:52:43.520 right, yeah, my uncle uncle uncle Santiago. Yeah, yes, 1611 01:52:44.479 --> 01:52:47.039 so I know I know a little bit that, or at least you're misremembory 1612 01:52:47.119 --> 01:52:51.479 because your aunt your your uncle Santiago. Actually he told me the story and 1613 01:52:51.680 --> 01:52:55.399 oh yeah, everything was right, like he definitely got the spine pull out 1614 01:52:55.399 --> 01:52:58.039 of his assh on everything. But when the dog stood up, he wasn't 1615 01:52:58.119 --> 01:53:03.199 laughing. He actually said bark, bark, fatality, and then he got 1616 01:53:03.239 --> 01:53:06.000 back on his hind legs and then walked away, right right. I think 1617 01:53:06.039 --> 01:53:10.560 the one thing, yeah, well maybe yeah, I think he maybe interpreted 1618 01:53:10.560 --> 01:53:13.760 it as like, uh, you're probably right. I think it was probably 1619 01:53:13.760 --> 01:53:17.840 more like the action that he that the dog took was interpreted as basically laughing 1620 01:53:17.840 --> 01:53:20.279 in his face. But that's that's sounds laughing. That was kind of like 1621 01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:28.119 a very insult to injury. Yeah, but you don't you don't. You 1622 01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:30.199 don't know what it's like. Man, like two dogs, they'll fuck you 1623 01:53:30.279 --> 01:53:33.439 up and it's it's pretty bad. So don't funk with don't fuck with that 1624 01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:41.439 last uh, the last one. It's so dumb, what a fucking stupid 1625 01:53:41.720 --> 01:53:44.920 It's all real, by the way, Uh, come to uncle butt wrote 1626 01:53:44.920 --> 01:53:47.880 in he says, Chris, Hey, this is the last one. Hey, 1627 01:53:47.960 --> 01:53:51.560 yeah, hey, Chris sween and and it's just like an empty space, 1628 01:53:51.720 --> 01:53:56.600 just there's nothing written there. Uh. Been listening since that? Yeah, 1629 01:53:56.640 --> 01:53:59.279 what the fuck? So he's not even here, So joke's on you, 1630 01:53:59.359 --> 01:54:03.880 idiot bitch. Been listening since the start and finally bit the Patreon bullet 1631 01:54:03.880 --> 01:54:12.119 for the merch You won't be disappointed. Oh maybe. My question is if 1632 01:54:12.159 --> 01:54:16.560 something were to happen that would immediately turn you into a raging bigot with no 1633 01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:21.199 chance of rehabilitation, what would that thing have to be? I think I'm 1634 01:54:21.239 --> 01:54:27.039 only like one bad day away. Really, I think, ultimately, what 1635 01:54:27.640 --> 01:54:30.239 at the end of the day. I think like maybe I'm like I'm one 1636 01:54:30.479 --> 01:54:38.439 minor inconvenience away from just becoming a truly, truly diabolical individual. I think 1637 01:54:38.520 --> 01:54:41.439 if I were, if I were to guess, or if I were to 1638 01:54:41.520 --> 01:54:44.520 gauge, it wouldn't take much. If I could cut off in traffic and 1639 01:54:44.560 --> 01:54:48.079 I notice, if I notice anything that I can pinpoint, then it's it's 1640 01:54:48.119 --> 01:54:53.720 over. But it is going to be distinctly is it is distinctly going to 1641 01:54:53.720 --> 01:54:59.520 be only related to to whatever group the next person to inconvenience me is a 1642 01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:04.319 part of you know I I it's it really is like the straw that broke 1643 01:55:04.319 --> 01:55:08.560 the Campbell's back type deal, where it's like it could be a million different 1644 01:55:08.600 --> 01:55:12.600 inconveniences from a million different places. But the next guy if he's if look, 1645 01:55:12.640 --> 01:55:15.159 man, if the next guy is Armenian, it's over. It's over 1646 01:55:15.159 --> 01:55:19.600 for the Armenians. It's for the Armenians then, and if it's attribute to 1647 01:55:19.600 --> 01:55:25.000 the yeah, and if the if the next guy is if the next guy 1648 01:55:25.119 --> 01:55:28.720 is Hawaiian, then it's over for it's over for so it's over for those 1649 01:55:28.720 --> 01:55:32.600 people. Set another island on fire. Yeah, like I did the first 1650 01:55:32.600 --> 01:55:39.560 time. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I feel you on that. 1651 01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:44.359 Man. I'm I'm I'm very I'm on the I'm on the cusp of 1652 01:55:45.399 --> 01:55:49.920 just being anti Semitic. Bro, I'm almost like that. I'm at the 1653 01:55:49.920 --> 01:55:54.039 point. I'm at the point where just my my entire feed is just littered 1654 01:55:54.039 --> 01:56:00.640 with you know, news in that region from that and then and then there's 1655 01:56:00.640 --> 01:56:03.119 like protests and all this stuff going on right here in America, And I'm 1656 01:56:03.159 --> 01:56:08.479 just like, man, if I if I were if I were a lesser 1657 01:56:08.560 --> 01:56:12.319 being, like, if I if I were the person that that, uh 1658 01:56:12.439 --> 01:56:18.640 that this question suggests, I would just yeah, man, it would be 1659 01:56:18.680 --> 01:56:20.920 it'd be over right. But you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna 1660 01:56:20.920 --> 01:56:26.199 I'm gonna start me and me and fucking neo Nazis are holding hands now, 1661 01:56:26.359 --> 01:56:30.159 I'm gonna go hang out with Kanye. I'm gonna hang out with Kanye and 1662 01:56:30.159 --> 01:56:31.439 be like, hey, you know what, dude, you know what. 1663 01:56:32.720 --> 01:56:36.960 It's it's funny. It's funny enough that he kind of disappeared where he would 1664 01:56:36.960 --> 01:56:43.039 probably gather a ton of sympathy. Now, oh now it's it's yeah, 1665 01:56:43.199 --> 01:56:46.039 it's obvious that the Israeli people have nothing to do with what's happening, right, 1666 01:56:46.119 --> 01:56:50.560 it is. It is the it's all the government, but it's it's 1667 01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:55.560 all, it's all the people in power. Every people suck and then all 1668 01:56:55.600 --> 01:56:59.720 of a sudden they would just be like fucking anti Semitic powers activate and then 1669 01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:04.239 started just becoming the fucking worst people. It is crazy to me, yeah, 1670 01:57:04.319 --> 01:57:06.880 kind of that people can't make that distinction. By the way, it 1671 01:57:06.920 --> 01:57:11.600 is wild that people like still can't figure out the difference between like criticizing a 1672 01:57:11.640 --> 01:57:15.000 government and its people. I don't know, very weird. Yeah, it's 1673 01:57:15.079 --> 01:57:18.720 it sucks. It sucks ass. But yeah, so that that's my answer. 1674 01:57:19.039 --> 01:57:21.560 That's my answer. I would fucking I have all that. You know, 1675 01:57:21.640 --> 01:57:27.199 there's somebody actually drew I don't remember if this was tongue in cheek or 1676 01:57:27.640 --> 01:57:30.960 if this was when the alt right were coming after me, but there is 1677 01:57:31.039 --> 01:57:36.359 a what is that the covetous the greedy jew drawing? You know that? 1678 01:57:36.439 --> 01:57:39.640 You know that drawing? Right? Oh? Yeah, I like the hunch 1679 01:57:39.720 --> 01:57:44.560 back and then like the somebody drew that of me, a version of me 1680 01:57:45.439 --> 01:57:48.119 like that. And I can't remember if someone did it as a joke or 1681 01:57:48.119 --> 01:57:53.560 if it was when when those guys were fucking with me, Hey, I 1682 01:57:53.560 --> 01:57:56.319 can't remember, but I have it, and I'm being honest, I love 1683 01:57:56.359 --> 01:57:58.279 it. It's it's it's great. I was like, I can't believe someone 1684 01:57:58.319 --> 01:58:02.039 did this. It's crazy. Yeah, the effort. That's that. I 1685 01:58:02.079 --> 01:58:06.399 still have people sending me that picture of do you remember that that ridiculous image 1686 01:58:06.399 --> 01:58:10.880 of it's like me and Lacey in the middle, and then it's the two 1687 01:58:11.039 --> 01:58:15.359 like sides, and it's this big drawing. It's this big drawing of like 1688 01:58:15.399 --> 01:58:19.800 every side and it's like Steve shives on one side and like me and Lacier 1689 01:58:19.840 --> 01:58:25.560 in the middle. Yes, dude, that drawing so weird. Forgot about 1690 01:58:25.600 --> 01:58:29.239 that. I forgot about that, dude. I still see it. It 1691 01:58:29.239 --> 01:58:30.600 gets brought. I see it every now and again, like people tag me 1692 01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:33.079 in and I'm like, it's man, it's so weird that that was like 1693 01:58:33.119 --> 01:58:41.000 a thing at that time. There you see it this like you were you 1694 01:58:41.039 --> 01:58:45.479 guys were the you guys were fucking literally Romeo and Juliet, like you know, 1695 01:58:45.600 --> 01:58:48.039 there was the Montagues and the Capulets or whatever the fuck. Yes, 1696 01:58:48.359 --> 01:59:00.479 it's so dumb and it's so crazy that somebody did that, even, right, 1697 01:59:00.680 --> 01:59:02.399 is it the monag use in the capulates. That's the money. No, 1698 01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:05.159 you're right, yeah, it's it's the money using the capults. Okay, 1699 01:59:05.439 --> 01:59:08.680 okay, all right. I didn't want to like, I was like, 1700 01:59:08.720 --> 01:59:11.600 wait, I don't want to sound confident that it's like the wrong fucking 1701 01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:15.520 yeah like that. It's like the monitor the mono using the silver steins. 1702 01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:23.840 This alright, let's get the fuck out of here. Uh A little bit, 1703 01:59:23.840 --> 01:59:27.239 a little bit more of a in depth episode. I think we have 1704 01:59:27.319 --> 01:59:30.640 been doing. Oh, by the way, while we're at it, we've 1705 01:59:30.640 --> 01:59:33.840 been doing this advice column on Extra Ammo lately and it's been people really like 1706 01:59:33.880 --> 01:59:36.399 it, and that's kind of cool. It's a it's a more subdued, 1707 01:59:36.439 --> 01:59:40.560 it's less uh, less jokey. I guess there are some there's some bits 1708 01:59:40.560 --> 01:59:43.279 in there, for sure, but uh, it's interesting. People seem to 1709 01:59:43.279 --> 01:59:44.880 be like in that. We're gonna keep doing that. We got a lot 1710 01:59:44.880 --> 01:59:46.960 of questions and a lot of them are really, really fucking interesting, So 1711 01:59:47.000 --> 01:59:50.399 we're gonna keep keep that up. We're gonna be doing our elections for our 1712 01:59:50.439 --> 01:59:56.960 dictatorships very very soon as well. When Sweeney's back from being ravenous and ravenously 1713 01:59:57.079 --> 02:00:02.560 touched on by whoever whoever, whoever kidnapped him. We'll get him in the 1714 02:00:02.560 --> 02:00:08.199 booth and hopefully he's not traumatized enough he doesn't have that thousand yard stare. 1715 02:00:09.560 --> 02:00:13.159 Yeah, you know that's dangerous. You don't want to come back. You 1716 02:00:13.199 --> 02:00:16.159 don't want to come out of that with like resting molested face. You know, 1717 02:00:19.159 --> 02:00:23.960 you think, you think he is a possibility that he's not gonna return 1718 02:00:24.000 --> 02:00:28.479 with his own face. Like somebody actually like replaced his face with somebody else's, 1719 02:00:28.520 --> 02:00:30.560 Like they had like, yeah, skin mask and then and then they 1720 02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:33.760 put like like a ten year old girl's face. They put it on. 1721 02:00:35.479 --> 02:00:39.359 I could not do a show with Kingston with it with his body and a 1722 02:00:39.359 --> 02:00:42.000 ten year old girl's face on. I could. We would have to end 1723 02:00:42.000 --> 02:00:46.119 the show at at that point. But oh god, that's so gross, 1724 02:00:46.359 --> 02:00:49.239 that's so vivid. All right, Yeah, we're gonna get out of here. 1725 02:00:49.319 --> 02:00:53.199 Check out Extra Amo if you want. We have a dictatorship election coming 1726 02:00:53.239 --> 02:00:56.159 on. We each pitched our dictatorships and you guys get to vote on that. 1727 02:00:56.640 --> 02:01:00.039 We're doing advice columns. We're gonna be starting up some movie screw uh 1728 02:01:00.279 --> 02:01:04.720 sometime soon as well. Merch snark Tank, dot shot absolutely Patreon dot Com 1729 02:01:04.720 --> 02:01:10.800 slash the snark Tank and uh yeah, we'll uh, we'll catch you. 1730 02:01:11.399 --> 02:01:14.600 Uh you want to count me? Count me down. I got to open 1731 02:01:14.600 --> 02:01:17.159 this first. I forgot to set this up beforehand. But it's a quick 1732 02:01:17.239 --> 02:01:27.560 little oh my paid, oh my god paid active you go, oh parents, 1733 02:01:27.640 --> 02:01:30.359 black guy. I totally forgot about this. Oh we forgot about Yeah, 1734 02:01:30.359 --> 02:01:32.520 we forgot about the Woke fairly. I had it open, I know 1735 02:01:33.199 --> 02:01:35.439 it open. We got sidetracked. Well, we'll bring you know, we'll 1736 02:01:35.439 --> 02:01:39.760 bring it up when Sweeney's when Sweeney is on the show, because I think 1737 02:01:39.800 --> 02:01:42.760 i'll yeah, because he already tweeted about it, right, so like he's 1738 02:01:42.760 --> 02:01:45.720 got yeah he did, he's gonna yeah yeah, so we'll uh, we'll 1739 02:01:45.720 --> 02:01:49.439 bring him in next time. We'll talk about the woke Fairly Hot Parents reboot. 1740 02:01:49.760 --> 02:01:54.479 I can't believe they're doing this again. I can't believe because they just 1741 02:01:54.520 --> 02:01:57.840 rebooted The Fairly Od Parents for a live action show a couple like a couple 1742 02:01:57.920 --> 02:02:00.960 years ago when the Halo show came out on Paramount Plus and it was fucking 1743 02:02:00.039 --> 02:02:05.399 terrible, soly doing it again, Yeah, I don't I don't know, 1744 02:02:05.439 --> 02:02:10.239 man, But and this is like, stop this there's got to be something 1745 02:02:10.279 --> 02:02:15.239 to it. Man, let them die. It would be just please please 1746 02:02:15.600 --> 02:02:24.479 yes, three two one Benya Benya been all up, Inya wrote, not 1747 02:02:24.640 --> 02:02:28.439 rode in. We're not asking, we're not answering questions. Still, yeah, 1748 02:02:28.600 --> 02:02:31.760 that is. Do you know what Benya Binie is? No? What 1749 02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:38.600 is that that is? Unless it's I'm assuming it's the reference Gola Gola Island. 1750 02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:41.880 There was a kid's show called Go Go Island where it had had Kingston's 1751 02:02:41.920 --> 02:02:47.079 people. It was it was basically a show about Kingston's family and there was 1752 02:02:47.119 --> 02:02:51.760 this giant yellow frog named Benya Binya, and it creeped me the funk out, 1753 02:02:51.840 --> 02:02:54.840 dude, because it was just it was giant. It was like, 1754 02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:57.600 it's almost as big as a big bird, but like you know, frog 1755 02:02:57.680 --> 02:03:03.600 size. Benya bing a polywog. It was a polywog. Ew Oh, 1756 02:03:03.680 --> 02:03:13.359 yeah, that's upsetting. Whoa, that's huge. I'm saying it to the 1757 02:03:13.399 --> 02:03:15.560 frog, not that it's a black family. By the way, I want 1758 02:03:15.600 --> 02:03:23.800 to it freaked out. That is it's so humid. Yeah, I don't 1759 02:03:23.840 --> 02:03:27.920 like its eyes are like its eyes are droopy, and it's got like a 1760 02:03:28.119 --> 02:03:30.359 it's got like an expression that seems to indicate like, I guess I'm here, 1761 02:03:31.800 --> 02:03:36.600 Like every picture of him seems like he's he's like it does look like 1762 02:03:36.640 --> 02:03:44.800 that. Yeah, let's go man. But anyway, the song is dope. 1763 02:03:44.840 --> 02:03:46.920 Though it's dope, you alshould hear it. It actually kind of slaps. 1764 02:03:47.640 --> 02:03:49.720 I feel like I've only seen this image like once in my life, 1765 02:03:49.720 --> 02:03:53.239 and I blocked it out. But yeah, benya been you have been all 1766 02:03:53.319 --> 02:03:57.600 up in you mcg epic rap Battles of History Chris is Dad versus a sickly 1767 02:03:57.680 --> 02:04:03.640 Vietnamese boy. Begin well spoiler alert, I'm alive. I love this so 1768 02:04:03.920 --> 02:04:10.880 I love this. I think my dad might have won. I wonder if 1769 02:04:10.880 --> 02:04:13.079 my dad would I wonder if my dad would come on the show. I 1770 02:04:13.079 --> 02:04:16.640 wonder if he I feel like he's too much. Uh hot hot ones, 1771 02:04:18.920 --> 02:04:26.520 hot ones, but the wings are covered and increasingly increasingly thick levels of ropey, 1772 02:04:26.720 --> 02:04:30.960 dripping, scorching com that makes you gag and burp. It makes you 1773 02:04:30.000 --> 02:04:35.520 burp cum bubbles. Yeah just hot, is that what you mean? Yeah? 1774 02:04:35.720 --> 02:04:43.239 You gagine Conan O'Brien on on hot ones burping cum bubbles. I don't. 1775 02:04:43.720 --> 02:04:45.680 I don't know how I feel about that. I'd be like dude, 1776 02:04:46.680 --> 02:04:50.720 you don't need to degrade yourself that much, do you. Damn? Yeah, 1777 02:04:50.760 --> 02:04:56.000 just like I love everywhere that would be that would be a bridge too 1778 02:04:56.039 --> 02:05:00.039 far, I think for him. Yeah, yeah, the Home Depot, 1779 02:05:01.399 --> 02:05:05.079 he's like one of those. He's like one of those few like I don't 1780 02:05:05.119 --> 02:05:08.840 want to sounds disparaging, but I don't really mean it because I don't I 1781 02:05:08.880 --> 02:05:11.439 don't know who else I would apply to either, But like he's one of 1782 02:05:11.439 --> 02:05:16.199 those like examples of like a like a very white person that I have like 1783 02:05:16.319 --> 02:05:21.920 unyielding respect for, Like there aren't really many, you know what I mean? 1784 02:05:23.319 --> 02:05:26.680 Like I like him a lot. Yeah, Like he seems like like 1785 02:05:26.720 --> 02:05:29.880 a genuinely he seems like one of those like Jack Black type people where it's 1786 02:05:29.880 --> 02:05:31.640 like I would be really disappointed to find out like really negative things. They're 1787 02:05:31.680 --> 02:05:34.680 like weird howl where it's like, man, it would really be disheartening if 1788 02:05:34.680 --> 02:05:40.479 I found out that you were like, yeah, I don't know one of 1789 02:05:40.479 --> 02:05:44.199 those is nothing sacred anymore? Kind of kind of moment, Yeah, like 1790 02:05:44.279 --> 02:05:50.239 for sure, do you think that? Yeah? Protect him? Uh? 1791 02:05:51.119 --> 02:05:55.640 The home Depot day laborers who touched my son. The owner of Derek's foreskin 1792 02:05:55.720 --> 02:06:02.800 me yellow hair is trans mask pussy. I fucking touched your son. Damn. 1793 02:06:02.840 --> 02:06:06.680 I hope that's not true. Hey man, you know I think you're 1794 02:06:06.760 --> 02:06:11.880 laughing at somebody, the idea of somebody owning your foreskin. Oh no, 1795 02:06:11.920 --> 02:06:15.399 I just I'm just thinking of these poor begskin dudes that are just trying to 1796 02:06:15.439 --> 02:06:20.720 grind in for some reason, just grabs this dude's son. Just fucking molesting 1797 02:06:20.800 --> 02:06:26.119 though, Molesto, Molesto, you'll give me back your son fifty bucks or 1798 02:06:26.159 --> 02:06:28.239 something. I don't know. I guess it go. I don't know. 1799 02:06:28.720 --> 02:06:30.479 Yeah, turning and pussy in this life for the next Elon Musk inviting eight 1800 02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:35.279 wild Ram Ranch cowboys and Sean Mendes on a spacecraft to Mars. It's a 1801 02:06:35.279 --> 02:06:40.840 prank, bro as he places semen in his paint in his penis, wipe 1802 02:06:40.880 --> 02:06:45.479 me down because I'm covered in com little Boozy Jack Jack the World's fastest Maori. 1803 02:06:45.600 --> 02:06:48.239 Bethesda Fallout is to og fall Ott what the Halo Show is to the 1804 02:06:48.279 --> 02:06:54.720 og Halo trilogy? Chris, what's your favorite hell Diver's stratagem? I don't 1805 02:06:54.760 --> 02:06:57.600 know. I haven't played in a while. Actually, like I think it's 1806 02:06:58.640 --> 02:07:03.359 I don't know man, probably uh, I think that that that that that 1807 02:07:03.560 --> 02:07:09.399 five hundred k mega ton bomb is pretty fucking It's pretty rad. Big meaty 1808 02:07:09.399 --> 02:07:12.560 stink Andy, the man whose handies are stre and dandy coming in a hot 1809 02:07:12.600 --> 02:07:16.920 pocket. Now I'm boiling milk. Uh if you if you take Timpoole's beanie 1810 02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:25.520 off, he looks like cuphead? Stupid? What does that mean? Does 1811 02:07:25.520 --> 02:07:28.439 you have like an empty space in his head that like, do you imagine 1812 02:07:28.439 --> 02:07:33.399 having a concave can you? Can you imagine having a concave skull to the 1813 02:07:33.399 --> 02:07:39.319 point where it's like, man, you look like Cuphead. It's just yeah, 1814 02:07:39.960 --> 02:07:45.239 he's like a bread bull. Oh oh man, I need that drawn. 1815 02:07:45.479 --> 02:07:50.359 I need a cuphead version of Timpoole, and then I will print it 1816 02:07:50.359 --> 02:07:54.479 out and make it a personal shirt for me. I will I will wear 1817 02:07:54.560 --> 02:07:59.000 that just for me. I gotta make personal shirts again. It was fun 1818 02:07:59.000 --> 02:08:01.960 making dumb because I would make dumb. I would make merch that like I 1819 02:08:03.000 --> 02:08:05.079 know no one else would make. Like when I used a lot, I 1820 02:08:05.119 --> 02:08:07.319 would just like put up a design on there. I would order one and 1821 02:08:07.319 --> 02:08:11.800 then take the design off because it was so I thought it was Yeah. 1822 02:08:11.880 --> 02:08:13.840 I did a couple of the like that I have. I did a couple 1823 02:08:13.880 --> 02:08:18.159 of those for there's a there's a specific shirt in the merch shop Snark Tank 1824 02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:24.359 dot shop that is uh, that is very clearly a design that it could 1825 02:08:24.439 --> 02:08:28.239 be used to say a lot of things. It's the it's it's a it's 1826 02:08:28.279 --> 02:08:33.199 the gay Station three shirt in the in the original PS three font where like, 1827 02:08:33.640 --> 02:08:35.760 I feel like I want a lot of shirts of this just saying different 1828 02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:41.840 things, and so I ordered like a bunch of dumb fucking it is so 1829 02:08:43.039 --> 02:08:46.920 dumb, but yeah, I don't know. Yeah, big meaty things, 1830 02:08:48.119 --> 02:08:58.119 Heath Smoker, Gigs, Lagriticus, corn Bread, what the fuck t secret 1831 02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:01.520 white gay lover s'more move home? Was transfernd who comes? Kendrick raped Drake? 1832 02:09:01.960 --> 02:09:05.279 Not the Nickelodeon one. Oh yeah, that that was I was saving 1833 02:09:05.359 --> 02:09:07.800 saving that, like I wanted to talk about that with Kingston. Also, 1834 02:09:09.119 --> 02:09:15.239 yeah, yeah, I did hear it. I don't know. I don't 1835 02:09:15.239 --> 02:09:20.079 know what's going on. So it's fine. I saw people. I saw 1836 02:09:20.079 --> 02:09:24.520 some people were disappointed just because they wanted it to be like a push a 1837 02:09:24.560 --> 02:09:28.760 tea push a Tea dumped a lot of fucking like you know tea. When 1838 02:09:28.760 --> 02:09:33.079 it came to like, oh, firing back at Drake and shit, and 1839 02:09:33.279 --> 02:09:35.039 Kendrick was kind of like, now, let's not go that deep. And 1840 02:09:35.079 --> 02:09:37.880 some people are like, oh, man and so, but we can talk 1841 02:09:37.880 --> 02:09:41.680 about it. I'm Kingston, uh, you know, returns with his child 1842 02:09:41.760 --> 02:09:45.640 face or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. The thing about Kendrick is like, 1843 02:09:45.680 --> 02:09:48.479 I like Kendrick, but sometimes I'll listen to I'll listen to his music and 1844 02:09:48.520 --> 02:09:52.119 I'll feel like he's doing an impersonation of somebody who's rapping and it's like disrespect. 1845 02:09:52.159 --> 02:09:56.520 Like he sounds I don't know, I don't know. I was like, 1846 02:09:56.600 --> 02:09:58.880 he just has many different I know what you mean. Though I do 1847 02:10:00.039 --> 02:10:03.720 know what you mean. He has an inflection that sounds like he's worse at 1848 02:10:03.720 --> 02:10:05.800 it than he is, and it always, it always leaves to me kind 1849 02:10:05.800 --> 02:10:11.560 of confused because it's I don't know whatever. I'm sure, sweet Sweeny, 1850 02:10:11.560 --> 02:10:16.560 you will have a lot to say. Uh, Tommy, Tommy Pickles. 1851 02:10:18.039 --> 02:10:20.560 Like there's a part in the song where it's like, uh, where he 1852 02:10:20.600 --> 02:10:26.840 goes be be Be Be, and like you're just looking at the lyrics where 1853 02:10:26.880 --> 02:10:31.439 it's ooh bbbbb, I'm like, what the fuck is what is going on? 1854 02:10:31.680 --> 02:10:39.359 Tommy? Pickles found suffocated from crib bumper. Jesus, I'm too medically 1855 02:10:39.439 --> 02:10:43.439 and profoundly horny for racism. That makes sense. I get that. I 1856 02:10:43.520 --> 02:10:46.840 understand that, Like if you if you're just a derelict gooner, then like 1857 02:10:46.840 --> 02:10:50.960 you're probably gonna be attracted to everybody in racism doesn't make much sense to you. 1858 02:10:50.640 --> 02:10:58.079 I respect that on some level. You know, listen to swords drawn 1859 02:10:58.159 --> 02:11:01.199 by Army of the Pharaohs and see if you recognize the sample. They're like 1860 02:11:01.279 --> 02:11:05.479 Jedi mind tricks. One of my lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of 1861 02:11:05.479 --> 02:11:09.479 the Pixies, Gayote generous Genesis be like, I'm in love with the Homo 1862 02:11:09.600 --> 02:11:11.960 SpongeBob piss pants, mister pants, I have a separate patron account for the 1863 02:11:13.000 --> 02:11:18.680 stark Tank. Okay, that makes sense. Nice, that is so funny. 1864 02:11:18.279 --> 02:11:22.560 Uh yeah, I understand why Baller of the First Sin spumb offutters. 1865 02:11:22.880 --> 02:11:26.560 What if instead of I Love Lucy, the show was I Love was called 1866 02:11:26.600 --> 02:11:31.720 I Love Pussy and it was about me? Jolly old dipshit poop stain McClain 1867 02:11:31.560 --> 02:11:39.560 may thy load, drip and splatter ciphergraph fiberglass flashlight prank. Jesus Ao Philly 1868 02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:41.520 looking way better than New York right now, Gay butcher Pete be like he's 1869 02:11:41.520 --> 02:11:48.600 whacking and jacket and packing a hunter Dubois out of spells, not shells, 1870 02:11:50.199 --> 02:11:54.079 housing the homeless with oh hoosing the homeless with dirty brown water. You could 1871 02:11:54.079 --> 02:11:58.319 never fuck a guy like I spread twelve feet wide with thick ass thighs. 1872 02:11:58.640 --> 02:12:03.199 I could didn't even feel you inside. Come only in guys. I don't 1873 02:12:03.199 --> 02:12:07.319 know. I don't know what it is. Who's that? I don't know? 1874 02:12:07.880 --> 02:12:09.560 And I'll never have you never have a friend like me. I don't 1875 02:12:09.640 --> 02:12:13.600 know. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't 1876 02:12:13.600 --> 02:12:16.399 know. Back to tank of piss, Caucasian container, the cracker belt for 1877 02:12:16.439 --> 02:12:20.880 gays, disgruntled Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. Super Earth is just regular 1878 02:12:20.920 --> 02:12:26.960 Earth without Israel. Uh? Page two, Come on, Max Silhouette. 1879 02:12:26.960 --> 02:12:28.439 Two cheers for my bestie for coming out of the closet. Hip hip, 1880 02:12:28.439 --> 02:12:33.359 your gay hip, hip, your gay Uh? She pipkin on my Pippa 1881 02:12:33.960 --> 02:12:39.000 Rosa Mulano. We are rebranding the stark Tank to the spank Tank. Maybe 1882 02:12:39.079 --> 02:12:41.000 slightly above average clit energy. How can I be homophobic? I blew a 1883 02:12:41.079 --> 02:12:48.439 fucking brains out. Just the hard r star coffee ripped the digital hookah, 1884 02:12:48.600 --> 02:12:52.359 now I'm getting molested on the set of Embryonic Sheldon Uh the MCU should cast 1885 02:12:52.800 --> 02:12:58.159 the Hound from Game of Thrones as Sabertooth. My son froze to death in 1886 02:12:58.199 --> 02:13:01.319 the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you Fox. This is his 1887 02:13:01.399 --> 02:13:05.640 memorial rip John transferm Gremlin exposing lactose in tolerance people to ninety million rogins of 1888 02:13:05.640 --> 02:13:11.600 ionizing radiation. USh Craig the Canadian and icy hand job from a frosty Edmonton 1889 02:13:11.640 --> 02:13:15.720 hooker. It's your boy, Shawne d Gilbert Godfried voice, I hit it 1890 02:13:15.800 --> 02:13:20.760 from the back play whack a mole with her tapeworm. Jesus uh ah man, 1891 02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:26.319 Holy fuck uh three XO and the boundless nostalgia resulting from the site of 1892 02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:33.520 old game and Former covers and game Former actually came back recently, or like 1893 02:13:33.560 --> 02:13:37.159 they came back, but they separated that they separated from Game Stop, so 1894 02:13:37.199 --> 02:13:41.560 now you don't have to fucking go to game Stop to be subscribed to them, 1895 02:13:41.560 --> 02:13:45.560 which is I immediately I was like, yes, yeah, that's cool. 1896 02:13:45.600 --> 02:13:50.399 I love those magazines. I need necessarily read them. The Homeless Cat. 1897 02:13:52.199 --> 02:13:56.279 Do you I would like flip through them, you know what I mean? 1898 02:13:56.279 --> 02:14:00.159 I would. I used to flip through them. I read them mixt 1899 02:14:00.520 --> 02:14:03.119 but that was also I was also you know, I'm a little bit older, 1900 02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:05.439 so that was kind of like, that's truly the best way to get 1901 02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:09.000 in for me. I should clarify, I should clarify. I used to 1902 02:14:09.039 --> 02:14:13.199 read them like I have, like the ones like when I was a kid. 1903 02:14:13.199 --> 02:14:13.880 I would read them like when I was a teenager. I would be 1904 02:14:13.920 --> 02:14:18.199 like I would skim them, and I just liked They're just they were just 1905 02:14:18.239 --> 02:14:24.399 genuinely good magazines actually, but yeah, uh and I just I subscribed to 1906 02:14:24.439 --> 02:14:28.079 them again because I kind of miss I kind of miss having physical media in 1907 02:14:28.159 --> 02:14:31.399 some way. I don't know. There's something about that, like every time 1908 02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:35.239 I go home, I see my stack, I see my stack of gaming 1909 02:14:35.279 --> 02:14:37.479 four US whenever I go home, and I'm like, this is nice. 1910 02:14:37.520 --> 02:14:41.319 I don't know, but yeah, I totally agree. Actually, I I 1911 02:14:41.359 --> 02:14:46.800 resubscribed to I used to subscribe to all to a Revolver. It was a 1912 02:14:46.800 --> 02:14:52.439 metal magazine. And then I realized that, oh they're still around, So 1913 02:14:52.159 --> 02:14:54.720 I was like, fuck it, why not for that very reason, though 1914 02:14:54.760 --> 02:14:58.520 yeah, I miss kind of thumbing through that shit. Part of me is 1915 02:14:58.560 --> 02:15:01.760 also just wondering how long they have left before they go away, So I'm 1916 02:15:01.760 --> 02:15:05.000 like, let me get into this, this last wave before this goes away 1917 02:15:05.000 --> 02:15:09.439 for good. Uh. The homeless cat that Shane Dawson impregnated, slurping's stroke 1918 02:15:09.479 --> 02:15:13.439 and smoke and joking. Emoticon's going like this, drip mh Lord of homeless 1919 02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:16.039 drip so lester s alone spinning piss into Lily's mouth like a motherbird feeding her 1920 02:15:16.039 --> 02:15:20.800 baby's obi want you blow me? Jackson Vernon, Norwegian game dev developing spanks 1921 02:15:20.840 --> 02:15:26.039 the quest Kremlin to Gremlin Dib Membrane is our only light skin Hispanic rep Oh, 1922 02:15:26.119 --> 02:15:31.880 that's true, that's that is true. I forgot that that was true. 1923 02:15:33.039 --> 02:15:35.920 That did true from Invader zim Is Mexican. I did. I did 1924 02:15:37.000 --> 02:15:43.119 forget that. Oh it's easy to forget when their last name is fucking Membrane 1925 02:15:43.119 --> 02:15:52.199 and not fucking Membrano or something membrano. I'm gonna, I'm gonna steal your 1926 02:15:52.199 --> 02:15:56.399 bones. She as a wrath on my metrio inn till I zinthos. That's 1927 02:15:56.439 --> 02:16:03.359 awesome. One two fish gay fish swenfish is Zoo by Denzel Fury. I 1928 02:16:03.399 --> 02:16:09.840 am gay by Ice Ice Baby what I'm gabby? What is this? I'm 1929 02:16:09.920 --> 02:16:13.399 gabye, I'm ice ized baby by Vanilla Ice. You're gonna have to clarify 1930 02:16:13.399 --> 02:16:18.119 that a little bit more. Wage Slate five eighty three a sad guy from 1931 02:16:18.159 --> 02:16:22.279 Michigan telling the boys, Uh, it isn't gay to be gagging on goggins 1932 02:16:22.760 --> 02:16:24.520 because we appreciate the performance. But I'm secretly crossing my fimbers. The b 1933 02:16:24.640 --> 02:16:31.800 Peni Brothers present Master Roschi Flow, drank Master corns sacred water and got straight 1934 02:16:31.840 --> 02:16:35.040 to pop and launches send Zubean, there's a new Dracula flow. By the 1935 02:16:35.079 --> 02:16:39.959 way, there's some gold in there. Oh really, uh doctor, yeah 1936 02:16:39.079 --> 02:16:43.559 there's one where is like that. The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation 1937 02:16:43.799 --> 02:16:50.040 figure. That was my favorite one because it's very I can visualize it very 1938 02:16:50.079 --> 02:16:54.559 easily. Doc Doncerson Dagoba these nuts in your mouth, installing a faulty new 1939 02:16:54.600 --> 02:16:56.600 ual linko Chris's head that plays thunder on a repeat. You gotta pay the 1940 02:16:56.600 --> 02:17:01.079 troll tolls again to boys whole Gaye six is afraid of Gate seven because seven 1941 02:17:01.159 --> 02:17:05.680 gaped nine multiple genders is a scam made up by Big Toilet to sell more 1942 02:17:05.680 --> 02:17:13.520 bathrooms. Stupid. Oh my god, I love Big Blank that. Yeah, 1943 02:17:13.559 --> 02:17:16.479 Big Big Black is a good joke. But like more than that, 1944 02:17:16.520 --> 02:17:20.200 I love the idea that you can sell a bathroom. So like the idea 1945 02:17:20.239 --> 02:17:22.639 that you would go to a store and be like, I want this bathroom 1946 02:17:22.760 --> 02:17:28.440 instead of just the components that make it up. Oh God, you stand 1947 02:17:28.440 --> 02:17:31.680 at the edge of a precipice, not a prefaces Chris and Natasha bent Bent 1948 02:17:31.920 --> 02:17:37.280 bedding Field pat pocketful of semen. Oh I got a pocketfull of pocketfull of 1949 02:17:37.319 --> 02:17:43.920 semen. Oh I get a Yeah, I think that's who that is. 1950 02:17:43.760 --> 02:17:48.920 Ah, help, fuck the dumbest lesbian. I'll carpet bomb the Gaza strip 1951 02:17:48.959 --> 02:17:56.479 for a quarter. Oh Eddie, John Strickland chronic herpes by Come forty Come 1952 02:17:56.680 --> 02:18:03.920 by the way, Come forty one is an obvious Yeah, obvious one. 1953 02:18:03.120 --> 02:18:07.760 Every when I hear comfort those songs, are you talking about, oh, 1954 02:18:07.840 --> 02:18:15.319 come forty one? So like fat Dick or something I was thinking about. 1955 02:18:15.360 --> 02:18:18.959 I was thinking about fat Lip. I think that song to do that's a 1956 02:18:20.000 --> 02:18:24.079 hard They're hard to sing, like they've got like a I don't know, 1957 02:18:24.120 --> 02:18:28.719 there's something about that guy's voice that's like really hard to emulate in a way. 1958 02:18:28.760 --> 02:18:31.239 That's I don't I feel like even Pearl Jam is easier, you know 1959 02:18:31.280 --> 02:18:35.680 what I mean? Yeah, Pearl Jam wasn't that hard. Actually it was. 1960 02:18:35.920 --> 02:18:41.280 No. There are definitely something like say, Chester Bennington very hard. 1961 02:18:41.000 --> 02:18:45.680 Uh, Derek from A from fucking some forty one, he has a pretty 1962 02:18:45.719 --> 02:18:48.120 difficult voice. There's some that like they're like, oh, that guy from 1963 02:18:48.159 --> 02:18:52.920 A Three Days Grace is a hard fucking because he has like he has like 1964 02:18:52.959 --> 02:18:58.280 a unique whatever he does with his vocal chords almost makes him sound by himself, 1965 02:18:58.440 --> 02:19:03.479 like he's like he's a layered It's impressive. Yeah, I don't know 1966 02:19:03.479 --> 02:19:05.440 how he does it. I don't know how he does it. It's looking 1967 02:19:05.479 --> 02:19:09.120 crazy, it's it is really crazy. Like yeah, he's yeah, he's 1968 02:19:09.120 --> 02:19:13.680 got a unique one. Yeah, I don't know. That'd be difficult. 1969 02:19:13.440 --> 02:19:16.479 Merk eighteen eighty nine. She worshiped my balls, call her sacrilegious. The 1970 02:19:16.520 --> 02:19:20.280 First Church to Key David presents a massive orgy, but only the dude showed 1971 02:19:20.360 --> 02:19:22.719 up. Second Church to Key David featuring You Better than the First Church to 1972 02:19:22.760 --> 02:19:24.959 Keep David pre Roz Blake eight nine and six. I got to hit up 1973 02:19:24.079 --> 02:19:31.280 that bitch Delphine. Need to get myself some elf man ass at the thallmore 1974 02:19:31.479 --> 02:19:39.840 embussy, m fow more embussy, stupid, so dumb, that's so dumb. 1975 02:19:39.920 --> 02:19:46.799 That only works in writing. Happy belated sween Ah, Happy belated birthday, 1976 02:19:46.840 --> 02:19:54.319 sween Oh, I think I get analogies again. Uh. Also you're 1977 02:19:54.360 --> 02:20:03.280 gay plays enter Sandman, nice Chris trying to read like Papa Pa. Papa. 1978 02:20:03.239 --> 02:20:07.239 Jeffrey Epstein was killed by the kids from Code named Kids next Door Alaskan 1979 02:20:07.280 --> 02:20:11.959 oilfield trash, Texas tater salad last name Bleach, first name, drink like 1980 02:20:11.959 --> 02:20:13.000 a failed abortion. 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Uh, buff dudes holding birthday cakes like naked buff dudes holding birthday 1990 02:20:54.079 --> 02:20:58.079 cakes, send them that in his feed. All right, we'll know you're 1991 02:20:58.159 --> 02:21:01.000 real. We'll know you a real listener if you do that, like if 1992 02:21:01.000 --> 02:21:03.799 we see that in the wild, we'll know that you're a true because you 1993 02:21:03.840 --> 02:21:07.440 stayed to the very end. And that's how we'll know. And guess what 1994 02:21:07.559 --> 02:21:13.120 I'll I'll send I will. I am gonna in that thread and in the 1995 02:21:13.319 --> 02:21:18.840 pinned comment on our on our Twitter, I'm gonna post the naked birthcake cake 1996 02:21:18.879 --> 02:21:22.040 guys, so you guys don't have to search it up and fuck up your 1997 02:21:22.040 --> 02:21:24.799 search engine. I will post it there. You know what to do, 1998 02:21:24.239 --> 02:21:30.040 and we will know you're a real one. Right, all right, let's 1999 02:21:30.040 --> 02:21:31.079 get the fuck out of here. I got a meeting with my uncle, Santiago