Hello, everyone, Welcome back to the Christmas Special of Isakai, Dungeons and
Dragons and as per It's episode thirty eight and as per Russ's D and D
special rules, this episode will have nothing to do with Christmas, but it
is the Christmas Special, so jingle bells, Happy Christmas. Robin, Robin
laid an egg? Okay, how did he do that? Do you ever
find out? You don't want to know. Let's keep going. Okay,
I'm in the British Christmas spirit because I'm eating I mince pie. Oh pie.
I love the little tea cup, little little soccer snooky teacup thing you
cut stop it from getting crumbs. Everyone, Yeah, that's very good.
I wouldn't I wouldn't do that. I just fucking crumb all over the place
and hail it. I'm here as always with Anthony Teking one on one.
Hey everybody, I'm Anthony. I'm from the future, but I'm gonna have
a new side thing going on here because I need to think of something else
for the character. You know, I don't know. Maybe he'll wear funny
hats or something. This is from I think I had a yeah, like
something. He really doesn't have anything else going on, except he's from the
future. I gotta figure out another another thing for him. I don't know.
You gotta think of a like a like a personality trait for him,
like a quirk, you know. I need to think of a little idiosyncrasy
thing. Now I'm worried he's gonna do something crazy. I'll take it from
the chat. Whatever the chat says, no, Anthony will do from now
on. Yeah. There, I're gonna make you invest in doge coin or
some shit. Man. Yeah, maybe crypto is really big in the year
twenty fifty. Maybe that's his Okay, Well, I also hate what breaks
Norman. Hi, I'm Norman. I have to tell a story super quick,
Russia said. At the end of D and D Marines, He's like,
say hi to your family member for me from it. Oh yeah,
I said, to each individual one, send my regards to I only did
it the wife, I thought would be really funny because she's seventy five years
old and doesn't speak English. Like I walked downstairs and she's downstairs sitting on
the thing like it's time to go, like she's already upset type of thing.
And I'm like, my friend Rustade says hi, and he's like who
And I told her a picture of your display picture or whatever. He's like,
She's like handsome. I'm also here with Cody Schwabty. Oh hell,
mince pies. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas from Secremental, California. Do they
celebrate Christmas where Cody's from? Yeah? Yeah, do they have many Christmas?
You should see the mall. They have this crazy tree that they put
up in the center. They have kind of a space. It's a two
story mall. Anyway, do you think that Cody would be a more Santa
like during Christmas? Like oh, but like he's like you no, but
that's what I mean, Like he's not suited for it, right, But
he puts the bill. Yeah, hey, bro, card, what do
you want for Christmas? And the little girl is like I want to I
want a pony and he's like, ah, man, I can't do that.
He ship so much pressure. This is so much hardy four and then
never again, never and I'm finally here with the shock Daniel Greed, Hello,
thank you for having me. It's wonderful to be here, and I
want to let everyone know I will not be able to top last dream.
I'm sorry finding out I didn't have cancer live in front of it right,
true? True. Daniel Green did it for me before the show that he
wants this episode to get over with quickly so he get back to his book.
Very happy to be here one time, Like, it doesn't matter how
much you preface it with, oh, I love doing this and I'm so
happy to be here. You that is still what you said. No kind
of a bit, okay, I say, and I also meant pitbull.
I apologize, mister shark. So you guys, there's a fine. I
do have a question for Cody, the the guy that you reanimated revived a
he just walked away or is he with you? No, he walked with
me too, so he's with you guys. And b did we decire a
name for him? No? Oh, he's brain dude, right, yeah,
he's the brain. Oh no, he's he he's Corpus. Of course
that's the name of the city, so he's probably Corpus Corpus, So he's
he's recorpus. That's so good. Re Yeah, I'm okay with us,
Yes, okay, yeah, I'll be like arriving back at the camp,
it's is it morning? It's like first it's breaking. Yeah, it's break
of door down. Yeah. And they get there and I'm like, hey,
guys, new friends. Hello. He lifts his hand. The shark
is in the toilet, little feather and has your current not here right now,
So it's just what he say. This guy looks like, does he
have a giant brain? No? No, no, no, just a
normal dude. No no storm, well no no no. We rolled for
the race, yeah, he was, remember and the races it's it's the
race that's been is made up of lots of inanimate objects. So he's got
like random bits of sandstone, but also like cloth. He's got like cloth,
hair and like a different things, Like you're finding the rubbage ruins.
The rubble of Corpus just conglomerated into it and became him. So you have
likes and hair and stuff, but it's all made out of random ship Cody,
is that a robot? What I'm like examining this thing because it's like,
huh this You remember there's that big brain in the top of Corpus and
it was kind of alive. Yeah, well after we you know, destroyed
the city by removing its heart. Sorry about that, uh, beating the
ship out of you. It didn't sit right with me, you know what
I mean, like saving all those people but having to kill something innocent to
do it. So I I tried my luck to bring him back because I
got this new reviving spell and uh you brain, and it turned into what
what is it made out of? It's just made out of rock and sand.
Yeah, he's definitely a lot though. Are you a sentient life form?
Hello? Okay, that's all I see. That's all the evidence I
need. He puts he puts a hand for it's because that's what codied it
to him beforehand, right, sure, you shake his hand? Yeah,
I shook his hand. Interesting, he says to himself. Hello, my
name is Anthony. H Do you like mini golf? What is mini golf?
It amazing sport? What is mini golf? I instantly start building a
mini golf course. It's not what it is kind of it's the new character
trait for is he's Phineas from Phineas and Ferbs. Yep, there was a
Phineas infer reboot in the twenty thirties when Anthony was a kid and he got
really into the show. And now he's he's Phineas. Yes, absolutely,
I'm be honest, I don't know. If I don't know if mini golf
is really a sport, it's form of a pastime. In the future it
is. I'm going to make a futuristic mini golf course with the you know,
the the spinning wheels and the people have to fight and yeah, it's
a whole thing. I mean in the Olympics, I didn't know golf turned
into a blood sports. Geez oh it did. They had to chat it
up a little bit in the twenty thirties. Was minigolf invented? I have
no idea. I don't know. I'll look it up. You guys,
I'm building the course. You guys interact anyway. Hi, high, Corpus.
My name is Norman and I stick out my hand is Corpus my name.
Oh, if you want it to be, that's that's what your name
was before you know, this touches his body. You're different now if you
want, like a different name, Recorpus, Yes, I can just call
you Corey. Why do I know Corey is a good Corey's a that was
so good. Cory is cool. Yeah, Corey's in the house. Cory.
An importing question for you. Another Classicus what do you mean never mind?
Cody? Yeah, why do I know? Things you existed before?
You know? I brought you back as this, so I guess things that
you knew when you were the city you still kind of know. But everything
seems a bit confused right now. When I was the city, I didn't
know as much as I do now. Oh, interesting that I can't explain.
It seems like you're on a bit of a journey of self discovery.
I mean, you're welcome to stay with us, you know. In the
meantime I kind of feel responsible, So okay, you know, I'm happy
to look after you. But now that you know things, do you know
maybe how to fight? He looks down at his hands stone. Yeah,
it's hard, he's he goes and he punches a rock. I don't feel
pains. A clarifying question out of are we supposed to be getting the vibes
of like mewtwo from a two thousands Pokemon movie or ninth Like? Is this
more like intimidating or dry? I'm just a little Oh, it's it's it's
it's definitely dry. He's not intimidating, He's dead. This is it's neither.
Really, it is just like newborn baby a little bit. He's sort
of emotionless a little bit. I mean he doesn't really he doesn't know how
to use his vocal cords properly. Yeah, yeah, listen, Corey,
I'm taking you under my care. As long as you're happy to have me
here, I will look after you. But no, not like that.
We tried that once. Look on, I'm happy to look after you.
But we we need allies as many as we can get right now. So
if you could, you know, experiment a little find out if exactly what
you can do with this new body. Maybe if you can fight, that
would be a great help to us. But uh, no pressure, no
pressure, Bone Store comes over, canny arm wrestle. We wait for that.
It's been a challenger for me. He looks strong. He used to
be that big, right, maybe he has wrong condensed. Well, I
grab him, he grabbed him, he is grabbing. If you should stop
this or not, just go go easy on him, Bone Sla. It
is okay, my pleasure, Okay, okay, Well I guess they're gonna
arm wrestle. Yeah, this might be like a decent test of you know.
Yeah, so this is this is bone Slaw. Got a twenty three,
you know, typical Bone Slaw And then what was this with just calling
Corey? Now? Chorus, chorus, who as well? Chorus? Okay,
okay, we'll workshop this or we'll just keep switching back and forth between
Cory. I like I like Cory as well. Corey's good in the house,
So we're going to do straight for Corey. He critically fails. Corey
critically fails his athletics check. So Bone Slaw grabs him and slaps it into
the sad oh and looks up. He doesn't say anything, he does it
seems that I have lost m Yeah. Hey, that happened to literally all
of us, even when it was four against one. Phone Slaw is strong,
all right, Yeah. I come back after having built a very rudimentary
mini golf course with the scraps, and I'm like, all right, you
want to try some future mini golf? Okay, all right, I need
we need two people, which is already not how many golf is played,
but in the future that's you need to peet Corey. All right, you
want to give this a go. It's a lot more fun than arm wrestling.
Oh, it's the best sport ever I will try. So this is
a basic This is a basic layout of what I built as the mini Yes,
all right, look at that, well everybody else can. Could you
look like a poke a ball with a ribbon on each side? Yeah?
Yeah, it's like both sides and then it's like two lines where you actually
hit the ball down, and then the center there's a big circle with the
with the hole in it. So Corey goes to one side, I go
to the other, and we hit the ball in the center and then when
you get to the center you kind of have to fight and then whoever gets
the ball and that's that's how many right? Oh okay, yeah, no,
I look at the diagram now. It is not complicated. It really
is just a circle a hole. Okay, I don't need to bring that
up on the stream. People can visualize a circle. Okay, it's a
circle with like picture. Yeah, just a circle with two like lines leading
to the circle. That's it. Yeah, okay, okay, Corpus gets
in one end. Who is the other end? Norman? I mean,
I'm I'm the one that built it. I want to play a play aphad
Okay, So so you're trying to hit it into the hole, but if
you don't hit into the hole. You fight to the death. No,
not to the death. This isn't This isn't water polo in the future.
This is mini golf in the like a like you want to hit them off
the course, yeah, if you well, if you hit it off the
course, yeah, you have to jump in. It's a whole thing.
But like, if you get it a hole in one, you win.
But if you don't get in a hole in one, and it's right in
that middle area, you need to go and like fight with the golf clubs,
and whoever wins that is the one that you know gets a chance to
go again. Just to make sure everyone's got the shape down, teching,
could you possibly interpret it, dance it. I could draw it with my
there you go. I could just draw it on the fucking notepads. I'll
Spotify listeners or iTunes. I don't know what is this on Google Play?
I hope. So let me I have a very succinct disruption. Okay,
here's the shape. There. It is the ship our audio listeners. Two
channels from either side lead to a central circular area, and in the center
is a hole for potting, yes putting, Yes, I guess. So
I made some putters using the scraps around the city, which is actually made
of the former body of Corey. So I just you know whatever, Okay,
So I'm gonna put on one side and then he puts on the other,
and we'll see anybody gets a hole in one. I don't know how
you want to roll this, Oh my god, because you know it's not
strength minigolf has nothing to do with It's about dexterity. So this is this
is a dexterity. So I guess just do a dexterity. He'll also do
a dexterity. Okay, we could use a dexterity. A dexterity, all
right, oh seventeen. But I'm a little out of I can I give
Can I give Corey a little a little boost? Oh? How so to
give him a what is it Kat's grace? Yeah? Does it give gives
an advantage? Yeah, he got a twenty ship that's a hole in one
problem, that's a so yeah he gets a twenty, he puts it,
the bull goes into the hole and he goes, yeah, I just get
it outside of the hole. But he goes right hole in one. And
then I instantly go up to Corey like Corey it now hit me over the
head with the putter. He could he go, okay, and he hits
your over the head with the putter. Oh, it's been a while since
I've played many. I think golf is so more violent in the future.
They had the chat they know it was he just died. Yeah, new
character gets you so hard. I enjoy mini golf, Thank you? Yep,
all right, anybody else want to play? I'm ready to go blunt.
Wait, Anthony legitimately got a hole in one. He got a hole
in one. He has the right for one free shot. Now, if
this was actual mini golf, there will be eighteen more holes of that.
But I only had time to build the one hole. It's also like thing
like how long god? Yes? Yeah, yeah, it's like chess boxing.
Yeah, I was gonna say chest boxing. All right, Well this
has been great. Should we start moving towards towards the city because we have
a key now back to an adventure, a tower, tower tower, Yeah,
I think I think we should. Okay, right, cool, Okay,
you can make your you can make your turney back with the okay,
so nerve and do you like and the rest of the blood force They say
to you collectively, are we going with you? And it's really weird because
there's like hundreds of them, but they all say at the same time,
yes, but we're not. You're not We're not responsible for you. Okay,
okay, So I guess I guess the System and the Blood Force are
going to head to the Adventure to see if they can make a new life
and adventure. But that's independent. You have no play. That's that's their
problem to deal with. Yeah, yeah, I mean, do you like,
do you like has his dreams? You like? Do you like sticking
with you guys? At the moment before you love and the rest of the
System's goal was always to escape the city. So I was like, oh,
yeah, guys, I've I've bonded with bone slab bit. I hope
he sticks around for slaws here for a little Yeah he's here. Yeah.
Oh no, I'm never gonna tell off. Oh no, can I call
a team meeting real quick? Or like yeah, yeah, you guys are
now walking towards and you guys huddle up. Do we want to develop some
kind of like code word or voting system for when people can join us,
and like, like the difference between like a temporary friend and along because like
is bone slaw is gonna be here forever now, and like there's certain so
you want to like compartmentalize our friends. No, we're just saying like there's
occasionally been people who are just like loovied on board where it's like I don't
know if everyone vibe that reference. No one voted immediately, where it's like,
yeah, it's very And also there's some people who are order with us
where it's like, I mean we could just what they want to travel along
like for a long time with us, they're just temporarily. I'm more if
they want to, but we don't. Yeah, exactly, I'm looking for
like a way to find consensus before it's just like we could, right,
But I'm saying, you guys, yeah, because some of you guys,
it's if they if they are armed a brewer, they are a brewer with
you guys, that it's gonna be cold when you be an actual brewer.
That you don't want it your pose. This guy Yeah, okay, remember
of the brewery, Yester. He's like obviously everyone here right now. Cool.
We Like I'm just saying, maybe someone makes a friend that not everyone
likes picking up what I'm putting the funk down right now? All right,
so you don't want to quote, Yeah, I let's just say there's a
how far away is the lawyer? You know, this is a this is
a four it's just the four of you guys in this conversation. Yeah,
there's not an your shot, right, Yeah, there's just someone who I
don't want to have to follow through on a bunch of promises, Like,
so we can just make sure that you that you your heart out to the
first person you said your first name to, like the guy that helped you
reform you slow down now, slow down now. And you're like, he's
not a brewer. No, I'm kidding. I'm getting he's great. He's
great. But I see, I see what he's not a brewer. Saying
he's not a brewer. You just prefer him to be otherworldlys we No,
I'm just saying, like there should be faces, there should be like,
hey, you've got your or you're a considerate brewer, and then you've got
to prove yourself before your full on lifelong you a print and become a part
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean you're not You're not You're not a
brewer. You're a bartender. Yeah. I feel like he's happy to work
for us, but he doesn't need to come on adventures or like he wants
to go study law and stuff. I don't think we have to like thank
you, you know That's what I meant. Yeah. Perfect. We're basically
making people we don't want to travel with, people we do want to travel
with on certain occasions, and people we always want to travel with. Like
okay, yeah, there's like three categories. Okay, okay, okay.
Can we vote on bone Slaw right now? I say he's a Brewer,
Yeah, he's absolutely okay, way to go, bone Slaw. I just
say that back towards him, just like little fat father. Absolutely right,
we all agree on that. All right? Cool? What about your son?
I thought he said that you're here. That's like head sudden, baby
pitfull obviously a little baby Brewer for life. We all know that wherever he
is, it's okay. He's also a little bit of otherworldly because he might
have like stuff to do in the capitol, right. I think the three
stages should be Brewer traveling with us, otherworldly, we like them, they
can travel with us or do other things, and then like a scrat it's
like go underground, we don't want to. How about how about mister Wellington.
Wellington is like a business associate. Yeah, okay, he's not even
in the system. He's like outside of the system. Okay, it's just
a useful content. Yeah. And oh Brick obviously not a brewer, but
he's I would vote I would vote Brick as a brewer. But he doesn't
like come on adventures with us? You don't you would travel with I think
I'd be fine with that. He's a giant brickman. I would love that,
you know. Okay, that's fair. We're kind of you know,
we've got pulling our quota on big you want to set an upper limit on
like like our party, Like is that how that works? Like six or
eleven? Like right now? God? Because we got like we got like
twelve people with us right now. I mean we have like a lot.
Yeah okay, But getting getting to my point, I'm just saying my friend
here, Bartender, I just I want to have a friendship without commitment.
You know what I'm saying. It seems like a thing that is kind of
more on you. But yeah, sure, I mean like it's just when
it's brought up, which I feel like it will be. I just want
to make sure we're on the same page. That's I go up to the
pit bull and I just like pitbull shark tholow you you need to let him
know how you feel. All I promise, Okay, how many you know?
It's it's it's like a good decent amount of time travel in the morning,
so it's like late afternoon by the time you get to Naventure and you
get to the gates of no Venture and there's already a decent amount of people
outside of no Venture, and there's a guard in front of no Venture and
he's like tried to explain, there's there's too many people. We can't let
you all do it. And if you guys want to do anything, I
mean, little Feather is there as well. Little Feather sees you guys and
and flies up to you with hat. You go and go, Cordy Cody,
we I tried to get all of the refugees into the city, but
it seems like they don't want to accept most of them. Hmmm. Yeah,
there's a lot of people, huh like you, But yeah, we
could do something about this to build enough houses and stuff for these guys to
stay and be able to be a part of this community and city. It
would take infinite money, mister Wellington. Yeahly for us, we have infinite
money. Would I say to be amazed of how many problems can be solved
with infinite money. Let's approach the leaders of an adventure. Okay, actually,
wait, no, good idea. Yeah yeah, you mean the king
that you stole from their economy. Yeah, we don't have to say infinite
We could just say we have a lot of money. You didn't kill it,
we have a lot to kill the king. He's still no, no,
no, you did kill some of the royal guards. Yeah. Oh,
we have an important contact in the city though, what's what's her name?
Isn't you in the city? The oh, the bookworm lady? No?
The brewery? Yeah, Juna, Juna is Juna not still in a
venture? No, Juda didn't come with you. She sent people with you
to set up. So we killed so many royal guards that, like the
sharks killed like so many people. There's a way that we don't have infinite
money on us, like Norman has wasted almost all the money he had.
Yeah, no, I'm not saying I'm not saying immediately, I'm saying like,
sorry, I am going to assume that you guys are far away from
the city that no gods can see you as well. Yeah yeah, we
we're seeing a crowd of people at yeah, yeah, yeah, the little
feather has approached you, all right. What I'm what I'm suggesting is that
we approach someone high up, maybe not the king, and just basically say,
hey, we're the other Worldly Brewery. We're willing to put a lot
of money into your city in order to fund this civil project. How do
we get around you guys will be in criminals especially you know, we have
a lawyer, we do. Ju Lag comes out, Hello, everyone,
I am lawyer, and I'm here. This is going to be your first
move into law, okay, and it's a big one. And I'm just
going to explain the plan to him that basically we want to send him as
our representative of the other Worldly Brewery to whoever would or the Sea Impols civil
engineering events and be like, we are sponsoring these refugees being re homed in
no Venture and the building of you know, the appropriate housing and stuff whatever
is necessary for them, and can you tell me why you are criminals?
In in the city. You know that dog and I point to Hetchiko Mm.
Yes, that was at one point the King's dog, so thievery mmmm
among other things. Yeah, listen, violence tends to happen when you were
caught stealing the king's dog. Okay, yeah, you know how these things
go. As you're talking about murder, Did you kill when I caused that
stairwell filled with grease and those guards fell down and broke their necks? That
was Max? Max? Did Wilhelm kill anybody? I don't think we were
there, Yeah, nor I was invisible at the time, so he didn't
kill anyone. Since then, I have given up on killing people that should
But this is what you were talking about, right, Yeah, but don't
worry about that. They don't need to know. They don't know that it
was the other Worldly Brewery that was responsible for that. Yeah. The only
reason that's important is because the four of us cannot go back into that city.
Well, I mean, guys, I could just disguise ourselves again,
I mean, we could just do that if you went with that city.
Yeah, so you're you're you're cheating the other Woodly Brewery as it is a
foreign entity to Yeah, you and do you want me to represent that?
Okay, Yeah, and just like write down a number what we realistically will
be able to be any of their most of their needs. Yeah, that's
a great plan. Yeah, just ask how much money would it be to
add a separate like addition to the city where we can house everybody. Yeah,
and we'll have any Do you have any money on you now? So
I could use as like a to prove that it's just oh god, no,
I don't just tell them that the other Worldly Brewery is good for it
and will send money once agreed upon, like once they design it, we
will have this like a large amount of money needs to be sent. The
money would comfort Okay. When a major like works project happens, they don't
just show up with a briefcase full of money. It's like transfer. They
usually have some sort of credits care or so to prove that they before they
accept the merger works for it, that they can afford it and or or
Worldly Breweri has got to have credits. Yea, we could violence hold on
fortunate fortune. We've talked about this. We're not doing violence anymore. Yeah,
listen, they want our credentials open. Forbes Magazine is that fine.
I don't know if that's financed. Oh right, we know if it's like
Wilhelm, you've been meeting me. I forgot that. This is your name,
Yes, this is your name, my friend, I'm used the shark.
Okay, here, we're trusting you, and you get us into this
city, and you you handle this deal in our favor. I'll put it
in a good word with you for the group in terms of like, I
like, look at you guys in like a promotion of a kind. But
what do you mean by that? Doesn't am I not already? I don't.
I thought you guys already liked me, So it's different. But listen,
we operate really told me about this movie called Mean Girls, and I've
been very I mean, Norman, that's what. Listen. We say a
company, the biggest company in in whatever this place is called. Okay,
I'll say you'll be our full time, our company's full time lawyer with infinite
money. Well, that does sound good. I'm not I'm not a lawyer
yet. I mean you're like that education. So you're saying I would be
a lawyer for the other worldly Brewery. Yeah, money, we just bribe
all to give him his degree like right away the law. He seems like
he does with that already. Okay, all right, all right, so
he's gonna waltz forwards and he approaches the guard that's already getting lots of people.
So we're not we're not at a distance. You can't hear what's being
said even you just see them, all right, I have like binoculars or
whatever, and we're just watching, okay. And then after after a time,
he comes back, he goes good news. They said that they'll except
of if you gez if you pay and admittedly exorbitant amount of money, but
if you're good for it, you're good for it. How much is it?
Well, you can look at the paperwork, I'll sign it off.
Okay, Oh wow, there's a lot of zero's. Okay. Yeah,
So now we need to send for Ripper get friends here on like the other
side of the billion dollars? Yeah, or do we say prove do we
try to get from mister Wellington or just from the other worldly brewery? We
have two options. Probably both can meet these needs, I'd imagine, yeah,
and uh, and I mean, does that mean we're done here or
do you need to do anything else beside the city? We need to do
some stuff. Yeah, oh while okay, while we're dealing with this is
the bod tower, right, yes, when we go, we're going to
go under the university or wherever it was, deal with Bod Tower. In
the meantime, what do we have everyone else do? Because they can't all
come with us? No, no, especially I think, yeah you need
Hatchikoba, especially because this is more of a stealth mission. Yeah, we
need to get in there still, all right, Yeah, I can me
and Norman no invisibility. I can also make I could do disguis itself on
something. I think. I think we're fine getting in. I'm just worried
about what do we do with all the rest of our companions. Can we
give them something to do? In the meantime, we're gonna have to be
with the refugees, yeah, like you know, to help, like maybe
set up some sort of living situation for them out here, because they just
can't stay outside the outside the gates is still the desert, right rusted true?
Yeah, yeah, yeah's still the desert. Not very fun outside the
gates. It looks kind of thinking if Borne's Law stays here and helps them
with some manual labor you know, setting up a camp and that kind of
thing for Little Feather can stay and sort of managing lead to like me to
take the message to Rippa or Willington. If we faster than then it's faster
than horse. That's right, long distance on your own. Yeah, but
I think I can do it. Uh, if you think so, I'll
trust you. Yeah, take the message for us to Wellington that we need.
I wonder if we can try going to Ripper and if Rippa doesn't,
if if the other only brewery doesn't have the funds to do so, then
Rippa can handle going to Wellington and getting Like I just I just think if
we have the uptions to not take money from our if you're gonna go definit
money first, then you get the comedy duo of Ripper meeting Wellington and that
would just be the adventures of Rippa and Wellington. I just it's just always
it just seems like if we just tell Rippa he can handle it, weally
do. It's like if you can't do it, he'll he'll go to Wellington.
But you know, if Little Feather is willing to do that, I
mean, there's no it's gonna be a lot safer for little Feather to go
to Engelhart than it is to go to the fucking volcano the Scorchland. Yeah,
so yes, actually go to Wellington's in the castle. Oh yeah,
yeah, she should go to the capitol. So that's wh which is closer
and it's Stagfirth that rippers in. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, a map
of this world, I'll make one for you, but just for you.
We definitely have one. Yeah, but it's like the following, it's not
all filled out. Geography is everything. Okay, when the series ends,
I will publish a map to accompany the series. You know, visit make
it. Yes, of course you can help make it. You can make
it look nice so much. I love making maps so much fun. Yeah,
okay, it works. Okay for Wellington where you would, I'll carry
the message. What it's like a cle like Wellington makes more sense. I
have like give you I will go to I'll go to Wellington then and she
she flies off. I hope she's okay, all Pitpull's going to go have
a conversation with you, Like, okay, all right, you take your
leg to one side. Hello, I feel helm you wanted to talk to
me. I just want to say, it was really impressive how you brokeer
that deals. It's like your words are your violence, and you wield them
incredibly well. Thank you said, I've seen you know, I've read about
lawyers doing it, and I've I've always wanted to do it myself, and
and you inspired me to use my words more than violence. Is why I'm
I mean, it's why I'm here and not dead, right m hmm.
I just want you to know that I'm not looking for anything very serious right
now, but if you want to have one night of monkey passion, I
will give that to you and then we both move on. He looks sort
of a little bit stunned as he registers what you're saying. Villhell, Ah,
I mean, I I thought, I assumed. I Ah, I
am I. He sort of looks down at the ground slightly. I seem
to have embarrassed myself. I'm sorry. I thought that maybe there was something
more between us than than you know. You showed me kindness that not anybody
has ever shown me before, and I thought that we would continue to help
each other in a way that would make us both happy in the long term.
I'm I I'm not someone's that he is happy with a short spark.
I'm I I like a flame that never burns out. I'm sorry to hear
that, but I have a motto of never putting my train on a track
that's broken. And I'm still planning on leaving this world, so there can't
be anything more substantial than that. I understand, Field Helm. I'm sorry
for let think my emotions get into the way of my logic in and if
I have made you uncomfortable at all, I think it's best that I head
to the capital. And it's not an uncomfortable law. No, I think
it's best at I head to the capital and take some time to process myself
and and and then work on my degree. Thank you for everything you've done.
M he breathes heavily. Damn. I give him a good hug.
He he feels limp in your arms like he's not really reciprocating. All right,
this is a sad damn sorry, such a m hmm. I'll see
you later, he goes. I see you later, mister shark, and
yeah, he starts. Uh he. He turns back to the group,
and as he looks at the group, he realizes that he doesn't really know
any of you that well like he he only ever talked to. So he
takes a step forward to say his goodbye to the rest of you, and
then thinks better of it. He feels like he'd be awkward, so he
turns around and he just walks off into the into the desert. I'm gonna
light up that cigar and go talk to that God real quick. Oay,
oh my gosh, Okay, so you light up the cigar. Hey,
what are you doing here? Man? See, I've never given much of
a shit about what's going on in this world, about what was going on
in my life, how much of all. But this world's nicer, it's
pretty good, and I finally realized that there's some people who are actually worth
killing. Four has really bad news for you, because I think you're someone
who needs killing for some other people. Now I'm done hurting most people.
I'm just gonna be hurting you. And I want you to know that all
those lies I said were really fucking obvious. You probably shouldn't have given me
those flaming fists. And I don't care if I end up getting kicked out
of this world. I don't know if I have the option to stay or
not. I'm gonna try, but I'm not gonna tie myself to anything or
any one except for one god damn truth. I'm murdering all of your kind.
You've bastard. You come here on the day, on the day of
my wedding, you son up a bit. We'll get you. You ain't
getting anything from me. We are gods. You are nothing but men.
Men. You will die, and when you die, you will regret not
helping us. We are the only hope you have in this world. I
didn't have anything else prepared to say. I feel like we're both done with
our exchange. If you can, how do I leave? You've always just
kicked me out and I'm still here, so I don't bye. You like
go to the door and then you pop back. Okay, I lean I
lean over to Cody, and I'm just like, hey, was he was
he doing that thing where you guys talked to I've only heard it, like
you guys talk to God's occasionally. Do you have any visual representation that you
talk to God? It's just him lighting a pi cigrettes. But you guys
have mentioned it. You guys have mentioned it to me. But I just
want to I just want to know if Cody would actually like realize that that's
what you were doing. I mean at this point you probably would. Yeah,
okay, because I just just less like a split second for us.
But they probably had a whole conversation. I don't know what he's talking about.
And actually, you know what, I've never actually tried it with mine.
Hi, mister Wellington, can you hear me you actually? Yeah,
no, I'm talking into the pendant. He does this work as a communication
weapons of mister Wellington. Hello, ah, holy ship. That actually worked
the whole time. I call this I never try Do we have anything that
we want to tell? Oh my god, this is going to make things
so much easier, Like three hundred miles. You could have just radioed him.
It was a necklace. It didn't have a speaker grill in it.
I didn't think it was an actual tool for communication. You're the one who
put the speecher in, Anthony. No, no, no, there was
no in it. It's just a necklace. No, this is what Wellington
is saying. Okay, yeah, you know you told me about these things
called cell phone's. Remember no, don't remember this. Well whatever, Okay.
Anyway, so a couple of things happened. Actually, hold on,
wait a minute, I hang up. Do we want to tell him?
Like what are we what are we okay telling him? Or like do we
have to catch him up to date on everything happening? I mean, little
feather, we're about to ask him for just like a ton of like a
la a ton of money, so we should probably keep him up to date
at least. All right, cool, okay, yeah, sorry about that.
I had to put you on hold there, wait hold on, let
me put you on speakerphone because that's probably a thing. All right, So
hey, mister Wellington, Yeah, a lot of stuff happened, but I
just wanted to ask if we could have, oh, you know, fifty
million. However much money was on that piece of paper over over, yeah,
over that amount? Well no, I mean you said infinite money.
I don't think that you don't know what the implications on to the economy.
There's a reason I haven't been spending it needs right, No, yeah,
yeah, but this is like this is for housing and an addition to a
city to house a bunch of refugees from a giant golum that's now a robot
man that plays mini golf. So yeah, ok, over how do you
know that the government in the in this city are not just going to embezzle
these funds and not spend the No, no, no, we have that
under control. We have a phenomenal lawyer. You look around, he's not
there anymore. We have a phenomenal lawyer. We got a guy named bone
Slaw, really good with licensing law. He'll be yeah, everything will be
fine. Fine, I'll get it transported. Where are you of the name
of the no venture is name? Oh yeah, we're outside the gate.
Yeah, the soakin capitule. Are you sure they're not just going to use
the funds that try and have another attack on the capitol. No, a
lot of stuff has happened, they're not going to do that. Yeah.
And also like we're trying to defeat all the gods and like line up all
the towers, and sometimes his repercussions, Like now we we have a bunch
of home with people because of that, and we feel the need to house
them like thousands. I just I'm just saying that I could have I could
have been the one to buy the resources and send those instead of sending money.
Oh that's fantastic, Okay, I mean we already made we already made
a deal for that. Yeah, we could just like subsidize like that money
or whatever, and we could just have you as the contractor that sets everything
up. Then I guess listen, have you taken down the Wizard Tower?
Uh? Yeah? Yeah right, and yeah, yeah we we did that.
Yeah, okay, I saw it lights up in the fountain and I
wasn't sure if you had, oh yeah, taken down the god if you
were in cahoots with them again, and we're we're we're on our way to
take out the bar tower as well. That's next. Yeah, yeah,
the wizard one was that that was the snake people, right, Yeah,
we dealt with that. Okay, good, Well then you've done good work
and I will trust you in that. I will send funds. Yeah.
Also, little feather is is on. We sent her to uh though,
we've sent her to talk to you because we didn't know we had yeah,
wireless communication. There's a bird that's coming to see you. Give her some
really cool armor and like a cool like sword or something that'd be neat for
her. She uses bow. Oh yeah, cold golden bow or something.
Yeah, yeah, okay, I will we feel really bad that we said
her like hundreds of miles to come to see here's something that we were all
like. Ten minutes later we realize we could call you. So I've got
to stay in the Capitol until she arrives. That'll be this question, because
honestly, I'm getting tired of it. People here they look at me like
I'm some sort of freak, and I know that I am mist You are
not a freak. You are a don't think George Washington. Gude treats me
with the respect that I deserve. And and I'm stuck here babysitting this toddler.
How is Finn doing? He's doing fine. You know, the government
seems to be running fine. They've got a new choge Love the ex checka
what's no, what's the name of the American version of Chancellor of the EXCHECUA,
the Treasury Treasure Treasury, Yeah, yeah, and that the Secretary of
the Treasury. Yeah, they've got a new Secretary of the Treasury and their
finances seem to be doing pretty well for myselves, cool, is it,
Alexander Hamilton, No, No, that was that was a joke because US
history. You're not from Yeah, that's right, you're Jack the Ripper I
keep forgetting about that. Yeah I didn't. I you know, those are
other implications to that. But uh, anyway, thanks for watching a small
child for us. That's that's always nice, right, Yeah, I'm just
asking I would like to go back to my volcano soon. Well you'll you'll
be able to get to go back to your volcano. Don't worry about it.
You know you don't like the capital to look after your child. Well,
we're about to deal with the bar tower, like very shortly. We
got key and stuff, because I do not trust George Washington with this child.
Yeah. Well I mean also, like you're immortal, right, you've
lived like hundreds of years, Yeah, a few hundred, So what's like
an extra couple of weeks to you? It should mean nothing. It should
go by in like two seconds. From your perspective, it's agony. You
know that. Every day for me is agony. You know what, Just
take it easy. You got this. You know there's medication for that in
my world, Ira Skeleton, Anthony, We've been over this. When you
arrived. All you tried to do was fix me. I cannot be cured,
Anthony. I'm still looking for a way. Have you found Jesus we
found Jesus. Actually, there is a way that maybe he could help you.
He's the vice president. He's not through shit here will we'll be back
soon. Wellington, just that Cody. I like Cody. Oh oh,
thank you, mister Wentz. And I like you too. All right then,
well, nice talking to you, mister Wellington. It's great that we
could call you whenever we want you. Now, we'll keep that in our
back pockets. Okay, all right, goodbye? Click. All right,
man, that's cool. I don't know I had that. That was neat
all right. Let's say, lust, can I use magic tinkering to make
like six copies of those necklaces to give to the entire crew. You could
maybe tinker with the necklaces to make them so they could all cover you the
cake with Wellington. All right, I'm doing that, but I would say
that does take a substantial amount of time. Yeah, sure, we could
do that as we're you know, traveling. Yeah, that's with one at
a time. Yeah. Let's let's let's sneak into this city for now,
all right? Cool? Do you want a tunnel in or I have a
shovel? We could do that? We can? Can we not just like
go invisible. I could turn invisible, Norman, you can make people invisible,
right, I can turn into a rat if you can't. That's all
of those invisible because we need to bring uh a hatchiko. Yeah, I
think that's it. Just like just four of us and Hachiko. Hoo's a
dog and if you turn into a rat, I feel like just a dog
and a rat could probably get in with very little problems. He is the
famous caring I could disguise him type of dog, true Sherman shepherd. I
could turn four people invisible if I wanted to. Oh wow, that fifth
level. Oh that takes a lot of stuff out of you, though,
I mean, if you want to, I can. I can turn into
like a rat, no problem. I can get by undetected if you turn
yourself Hachiko and pitbull invisible and then and then Tony can turn himself invisible or
something, right, Yeah, I could go. I could disguise myself or
turn myself invisible either way. Yeah. Yeah, disguising might not be great
because we need to get into the universe to get in all right. Cool?
Yeah, So I think invisibility fourth level. I believe how long does
he lost? I think it's like an hour one. I have the card
for it. But you do think this target is wearing or up to one
hour? No, you use this difference to brigs is though mine and just
ends for a target that attacks or casts. That's all a visibility, but
it still has a duration. What's the duration concentrated up to one hour?
It's the same the same card. Yeah, yeah, Okay, okay,
you go on, how many of us? That's all of you all?
If you could be invisible if you do it like that, Okay, Corey
and everybody? Okay, cool? Oh right, Corey and Bones's at staying
What is Corey happy to stay here? Do you think Corey and Bones?
Well, Corey's just standing here, just looking around and really know what's going
like this is existence Corey? Hey great, it's gonna say. I don't
know if Corey is a brewer or not. Yeah, guys, we've got
to figure that out. Corey, buddy, we're going into the city.
I see a bird. I think it's is it pretty? It looks nice?
I like, we're going into the city. We've got to fight some
someone something Like I said, we don't really have a grasp of your abilities
right now. So you probably don't want to come with us, right,
I don't think I want violence. I want to play more mini golf.
Okay, then you and you wait out here with bone slaw refugees, and
maybe you can put together a little mini golf course to keep it immediately start
drawing out like what a course looks like? Friends, we would play mini
golf together. Okay, here is a pamphlet of my favorite mini golf course
from my home town. And maybe not future mini golf, maybe just regular
mini golf. I mean it'bout the punching. It's it's up to them what
you want to do. I give them a breakdown of the rules. Got
fun, Corey classic minf Okay, I got by the way, guys,
I was okay with making Corey like a part part time bartender type of thing.
If you if you catch my dress, maybe not a brewer, but
you don't. Everyone needs to have a chance. Okay, yes, yeah,
until we figure out what he's about. You know what I mean?
Oh, guys, we should add mini golf onto the brewery. That should
be our thing in this world. You know what I mean? We could
have you can get drunk. Most people play it drunk in my world.
I mean it's a thing, you know, like the world's fuzzt bockhead.
Okay, are we ready to deploy mission stealth? Yes, let's do it?
All right? All right, I know how many people am I doing?
Me and two others or me and three others, two others? Okay,
I can make ahead, I can make two people invisible. There we
go perfect, You're perfect, and then I don't even need to I have
third level now, so I could do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
then I don't even need to watch it. Okay, okay, cool,
you can you can tell mean you invisible? Yes, I could do
that and normally can get himself. Sorry, what's that, mister Green?
How are you doing that with like your armor suit? Like, what's this?
Oh? Invisibility ray ray? I thought it was going to be like
little nanobots that like go make nano bots. That's weird. You know I
have I haven't. I have just a ray. It's like nineteen fifties.
Okay, you've just been doctor who perfect? All right, we're all we're
all invisible. Yeah, okay, you're now invisible, and you can you
can just we know where to go follow me? That's okay. You guys
walk to the city and eventually find your way to the university. Is now
late, you know, it's like evening time, right, and you see
some students are leaving the university grounds. You see rock Muffler over there,
he's doing Ah I remember that? Oh yeah, and yeah? I mean
you do you want to enter? Do it? I mean we only have
an hour invisibility. I think, yeah, we want to through the door
bling it for where we know this, So like when a student come that
and opens a door to you, slip in and you you walk down the
route that you remember from the professor showing you until you get to the wall
in the library that has the heart shaped. Hey, guys, gap,
what would you do if it just didn't fit and it was a different,
different, different sand over with a different heart. There could have been a
whole species. We just didn't know who actually who had the heart? Who
took it? You know you right, Cody? I think it's the most
responsible to have it. YEA. Yeah, Then I get are you like,
are we dispelling invisibility? Are we keeping it up? It's still to
you, guys, I mean up to you guys are like how long has
it been? Has it been an hour. It's probably been about thirty minutes.
Thirty Okay, I work leave it up, want to leave it up.
But we don't know what the other side of that door. You know,
there might be there might be a gatling gun on the other side of
that. We don't know. I'm gonna take the heart stone out and slott
it into the hole that the sort of the wall opens up and there's a
little hallway leading beyond it. Okay, howmus does this hallway look? As
as you look at the hallway lights are they? Are they torches or lights
like that there there? Well, okay, they are like torches, but
they're having the effects that are sort of almost like a wrestling lights thing,
right, okay, okay, yeah, all right, he's going in first.
Okay, all right, we have volunteer. All right, I'll take
you guys wandering. And as you going in a line, in a line
down this corridor eventually opens up into what looks like a little arena and there
is a sort of holy site in the center, a little tower in the
center with a space for had you COO's necklace to go with the symbol on
it of the loot. Okay, when you say arena. Do you mean
like colosseum bleachers like and like a big area you can you can imagine a
sort of wrestling ring, but without the things around it that makes it a
wrestling ring. Without the ring, just like a sort of a rail platform
and a stairs going up to it. Okay, is there anywhere else areas
for seating around as well? Yes, there's a little bit of areas for
seating around, but there's nobody sitting there at the moment. Are are there
any other entrances to this, Like is there an opposite like on the other
side of this platform? Is there like another way the stairs that go down?
All right, this looks like as soon as that thing activates, like
something's gonna happen, We're gonna have to fight something in the arena. I
think everyone get into the best positions for fighting, because we know how these
towers go. Okay, yeah, we'll get into your best positions for fighting.
The will go up to the state. I do have a I have
a feeling. Can I check the entrance way of this arena? Is it
set up so as soon as that thing activates, like iron bars are gonna
come down and like lock us in here or something. Oh you mean like
yeah, like technically, can I check to see if there's an opening for
that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing wise. Yeah, I
think you would be. I don't even think he needs to a check for
that because you have that sort of proficiency. Yeah. I think as soon
as uh these are activated, we're going to be trapped in here? Can
we just hide in the hallway and then let you know? No, no,
no, when you check for that, there isn't a ropic system that
would create iron bars going down? How a locked? Okay, as you've
as you've now entered this room, you notice that the the the pathway that
opened up where you put the heart lock in is now closing. Okay,
that is closing. Can I run back and prop the door open? You
can't? Yeah, you can try. So you can't have this, okay,
and that's it? Okay, So this door? Does the door open
like this? Or it's just like no, just just like that, like
straight apart. Okay, I try to stop it? Can I? Can
you give me an athletics check? Pushing into yourself with unimaginable force twenty three
is pretty good? You still you are now just sort of it's squashed to
the point where you are still holding it open, but you're you know the
moment that you okay, it's gonna shut up, but you make this quick.
All right? How do you kill you? Anthony? There's gonna be
a big fight. We can't have you back here holding a door open,
right places. I can just run out afterwards, we could just go.
I don't know if your objective hasn't been activating the towers. Now, your
objective is to kill the Oh we are killing the gods, all right,
that is your object Are we going to be able to get out of here
if like this door shuts? I think I think it's set up in a
way that once the shrine is activated it it must open somewhere. And if
we can always blow up the wall, Normans he can hang up the shatter
cat and I could just do that. Probably it was a good idea if
we were just trying to light the towers. Yeah, all right, all
right, cool, I'll just I'll let go then and let the door just
shut. I'm like, all right, all right, all right, well
I already did it. It's fine, all right, I'll go back.
I'm like, all right, just getting proper boss fighting everyone from my gamer
experience. Door shuts, boss appears, Boss dives, door opens. Okay,
I mean that's fair. Yeah, all right, everyone get into ideal
positions. Probably I'm going to be a ground norman. Yeah, I'm gonna
do we have a map to see what this looks like? But no,
not yet. They give like an arena. It's like, okay, do
tier? Does the bleachers like tier upwards? Yea a little bit, but
then not, that's not that many seating right okay? Ye? Like the
seating area rather than next to the stage might be best. Okay, is
there far from the I'm as far from the yeah, okay, in the
middle as possible for me. Is there any like, man, is there
anything like bricks or anything like rocks on the ground or anything around here?
They're seating right, yeah? Anything it's heavy? No loose stones or anything.
No? Okay? Okay. Can I make a loose stone in the
wall really quick? Yeah? Yeah you can if you want to take out
a brick. I'm taking out a brick, and I'm ready in catapult on
top of the bleachers. When that thing comes out, I'm just catapulting a
brick into its face. All right? Then? Is uh ball happy?
Coming up to the stage with me and Hatchika. Yeah, okay, then
we're gonna like lead this dog up. It's gonna's gonna look quite ceremonial.
I think that was leading this doug up towards the shrine. This point,
your invisibility has gone from that. Like, is yog here with us?
No? No, no, no, no, that's the chat. I
can't remember everybody that's with us, right, nor the only one with us
Corey Bucela and Corey. Okay, that's it. They're not with you,
guys. They're only with us, only only with us, okay, sorry,
yes, twenty PC we were with I'm sorry, Yeah, we're only
is with Corey and bone Slow and they're playing mini golf, is watching having
a great time yog with with little Feather in that group. So he's just
with the crowd of people. Yeah, you guys, walk Hatchiko the steps
to the holy site, and as you get close, Hatchigo sort of floats
up so that his necklace because there's that magnetic force that it's greater and he's
tiny, so Eddie, his necklace makes contact with it, and then all
the whole place is doused in bright lights and his music starts playing, Yo,
and out from the ground, this this being emrgs this man he's wearing
a big fur coat when he's wearing a big dog mask. Shoves up.
He's got chains around his neck, He's got a microphone in hand, and
he goes, whoa whoa hound is in the building. And then all of
a sudden, the spectral images appear in all of the stands and start roaring
and applauding. One of them appears inside of you, Norman, which looks
a little weird. I'm standing in the opposite bleachers. Are you Are you
catapulting at this moment? Anthony? Oh? Does he shop? Can I
see him? Yeah? He's now shown up and he appears, microphone in
hand. He says, who challenges he is he? He's clearly he's not
a dog, He's a person wearing a dog mask. Whoa whoa? He
says, Yo, this fit is crazy. Why real recognize real? Right,
let's get to it. I'm not attacking yet. I'm waiting to see
what yeah Cody's gonna do here? Yeah, well, how how does Pitbull
the shark react to this guy? Because he's standing right in front of him
as well. There's only enough room on this stage for one puppy. There's
three on the stage. Are we gonna kill him or no ah? Or
sorry seriously maimed before death? Oh yeah, hey, mister hound, are
you are you wouldn't happen to be the barred god? Would you? Yes?
I am? Oh? Is there like a one? B? Yes?
Two marks? No thing? I park? Is I please give your
balloons? Have come up and frosten your web co No I keep I'm the
artist formerly known as Bardia. They just call me the Hound. Now all
right, then, I'm afraid. Are you on the side of like all
the gods? I'm assuming? Yeah, I'm here to take you down.
He spins his microphone in his hand in rhyme. Oh sorry, no,
thank you? Whoa trying to attack me? If you might go ahead and
see what happens and I knowing it? Yeah, yeah, all right,
catapault you catapault the brick. We're just gonna say it hits the brick,
fires through the air and it just sort of hits him and claps to the
grand Guys, he's got an anti brick forest field. My power is entirely
my power is entirely generated through rap battles. I only I can only take
damage if you beat me in a wrap battle. Guys, I don't know
how to wrap. Somebody else is gonna have to take this one, Norman,
this is what we're gonna do. We are gonna roll this as an
actual fight, right, So it will be a combat that is involved,
and you can use your action to challenge him to a rap battle, and
if you succeed and that rap battle, it will remove his immunity to quarter
damage, and if another person succeeds, it becomes half damage, and if
the last person succeeds or another person seeds, it's full damage, and if
all of you succeed, it's double damage. But conversely, if he beats
you in a rap battle, you become vulnerable to his attacks on his turn.
So that's all right, So he has to lose the rap battle.
How does that get determined? If he loses a rap battle, Twitch vote,
So so there will be the rap battles will be raps, and there
will be two verses of four bars each back and forth, and then at
the end of them, if you do challenge him to a rap battle,
the twitch chat will vote on which one they prefer and who wins and that
will determine the victor. And I'm putting faith in twitch twitch chat here to
decide on who they objectively think is better and not just to vote for you
guys every time. But I imagine they still will. So we'll see what
happens. We'll see what happens. It's a it's a it's a democracy.
But we'll bring you over and you're still canonically canonically. Cody is a big
fan of run DMC. I'm going to say, so we'll roll initiatives because
it still is a combat. All right, Well, I'm speaking professional rapper.
It is Cody to begin, So it's just rustage versus Schwabity and a
wrap battle. This funny. I love this, Cody, I love this.
Are you going to use your turn to challenge him to a wrap battle?
I'm gonna do that, all right, he can he can go first
if you want. He'll do He'll do four bars, You do four bars,
and then he'll do four bars. You do four bus I can take
you, you think, so bring it too easy? It's easy to outplay
a man who can't even recognize the chessboard. He's weak as well as stupid,
Cody, What are all those reps for his clothes are more outdated than
his eighties records. He's literally milking it and I'm beating on that dead horse.
All right, go ahead, that was kind of nasty. Alright,
I'm gonna turn my party. My guys. Listen to me. Okay,
time I spit a barm and need you guys to hype it up otherwise you
know it's gonna fall flat. Were ready for this? Listen, yo,
off the top off the temple like palladium. Our crew getting so fucking big
it could fill a stadium. Large on him when I do. When he
says, all right, step to me, I call lightning. It gets
stormy. If I need to bring the heat, I call on the homey
little Normy. Oh okay, that's four. That's four. It's now time
for his four y'are pretty good? Do we do his full thing? Yeah?
It's just back and forth. But then and then that's it and one
of these guys will have to rap next. Sorry, whoa We twelve gods
were gonna live forever. Say you bring the storm to me? That's your
shitty weather? Well? Can I say we just did it better? You
think you're tough because you've got little feather on your little feather. Oh okay,
these are your last four before we do the vote, My last four.
All right, peep it. Listen, guys, I'm turning my party.
He obviously doesn't know us. Let me give you a refresher with the
otherworldly brewery known for big batches of beer. I've been a beet since before
I could change into eels, lions and deers. I'm Cody Laurent. I'll
leave this bitch bard in tears. I'm Cody fucking Laurn. I've been known
for big bars for years. Oh god, that's actually, that's so much
better than anything I have written. All right, okay, I'm excited for
these other guys. All right, let's do a pole. Let's do a
pole. I uh twitch pole? Now, all right, we'll just right
now to be fair, how and had some bars. I'm not gonna hold
you, okay, okay, okay, twitch twitchball guys. I'm not going
to vote in the pool. I'm not going to be you know, biased
by swing. It's like a quick one minute poll, I think as quick
as I could do. It looks like this first one that was genuinely quite
close. Seventy two. I think Cody is the most difficult to diss out
of this group as well. In terms of Hound, I didn't even know
the character's name before his His godly ability is he is hyper aware of everything
that he could make dishes about you, like, that's what he gets,
and that's what and that's what hatchi co would get if he had his He
gets hyper awareness of everyone's vulnerabilities. So funny. The little feather bar was
so crazy, twitch Poul Cody, alright, bringing home the the the audience.
Go Cody, and and you see Hound. Good. Ah, he
starts flexing. All right, it is time for Norman. Are you ready
for your battle? Okay? All right? He black lass. No,
he'll go first. That gives you time to think. Gives you time to
think. He goes first. Yeah, don't worry. Al right, he
goes to Norman. Fine, Norman, this is easy. I mean,
even your parents hate you. All the girls you like won't date you.
But I've seen the books you read, motherfucker, and they ain't even in
your age group. Who that was week? That was weak? All right,
Norman, it's just four bars. Go ahead. My bar has never
missed, just like my magic missiles. Oh okay, you're right yourself to
Hound. Well, here's a leaf, you're here's a leash. I'm the
big boss now, audience, that was your cue to bow? Oh okay,
okay, okay, his next one, his next one. You're so
awkward. This is like a classroom show and tell you can't retort because you
don't even know your spells. The only way you overwherewhelm is with your potent
smell. That's why when you propose to whizzle, she would rather go to
hell. Oh oh all right, final, all right, Cody's getting carried
away. All you do is attack me for my spells. But the whole
reason you're wrapping is to avoid those same spells. You dissed these spells.
But when the audience bowed, they did a wave just like my thunder wave.
That's going to put this entire arena into the grow brave. Okay,
it's still good. Yah yah, yeah, he's he's switching up on us.
All right, we'll do a round two round to Norman Hound. I
tried, guys, I tried. I'm oh dude, these guys are actually
voting for the howd they are not being biased towards you guys, Yeah,
Lee shout to chaffing unbiasedly. It's incredible that whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, that is a victory for hound. It is now the shark.
Oh god, he gets to go first. He gets to go first,
so you do have time to think of your retort. He turns around to
the shark, pitbull, the shark, you have no grip on reality.
Keep on giving on loans, but can't afford a personality. What's the next
animal in your namesake menagerie. I'm betting on a croach or something in that
category. There you go, all right, the shark give him for for
what? I'm sorry? All right, and I look back to the party.
I go, I can't. I can't just try it. Okay,
I can't either. I can't. I can't just try and kill him.
We're not doing that right now. I mean, okay, I think you're
forgetting. You're talking to the man who killed Shakespeare. Now let me turn
around and take that lyrical weird and make you fear Ooh, I'm a shark.
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with my bark? Who got a dog mask on?
Nah? Fido chic already not my spawn, my baby I'm more afraid
of Finn. Now get away from me. Okay, all right, let's
time forrase retort. I know you try to make amends, but the damage
has been done. You misfire so much. It's like how you're handling your
gun ironic. You're from the nineteen twenties where you're flapping with your gums and
your only hobby is ammunition runs and abandoning your son. It's true. I'm
a very neglectful father, you know, because it like Flaffer's Yeah, I
got about us. I don't know anything about you. Relevance to this world,
My legend spreads before me. You're here trying to add shock value when
you ain't got nothing to entertain me. I'll fucking kill you. And he
means that ship. Sometimes you just need something that spits to the hall.
All right, round three the shock. How do you guys are voting on
who wins? Oh? I thought I got one more? No, No,
it's just that's just it. Do you have more? You can spit
more if you have more quickly while the voting is going on. Yeah,
I mean you're so maybe don't ruin it. No, I'll just say I
wish in hindsight for the puppy mask line. I had said, puppy mask
on, aren't you bold? Even Fido's styles getting old? Would that have
been better? Yeah? Yeah, rhymes better. The shark is saying this
actively in the moment. The shark is contemplating verbally, Yeah, shark,
it's hard. In the moment. My first bars been pretty good, but
then my second bar is I was stumbling, Well, the shark wins this
one. According to twits chat, they all got he knew so much about
us? Could I just make up facts about him? I'll be like,
I know you've got that stripper pregnant. I'm coming at you like push a
t. I called this an easy meal, called that dog meat, Like
that's pretty, that's good, Like make it up. Yeah, yeah,
you could make it up about it, but you win. Shuck wins.
Shock wins because that all right, so that the audience screams shock the how
like like when they lose hit points at yu gi oh and yeah you go.
That's what happens every time. I mean it is now Anthony's turners in
terms of initiative order. So Anthony, do you want to fight? Try
the rap thing? I've been taking notes back here. Anthony has had the
most the largest catalog of rap to listen to in his life because he's from
a later time period and he knows who swab is, so he should be.
Yeah. I know exactly who Schwabity is, and this is the best
ship I have to come up with. So there we go. Let's see.
Okay, okay, okay, So he'll go first. He'll go first,
all right, as in Hound will go first. So you have more,
yes, of course, yes, okay, yeah, Well tell me,
Anthony, you ain't nothing without a strong suit. Ironic that you're a
firefighter. Cart deal with all these hot fumes, you have no impact.
No, wait, I've already I've already forgot you looking like a reject from
a manufactured pop group. Okay, this is Anthony Schmidt, back from the
future. When I'm done with you, Hound, you're gonna need some sutures.
Ooh, it's a four bar. You've got two more. I do
not know how to do it, So that is what you're getting. Okay,
Okay, he goes to the next one. That's that's just a really
and listen, just like a good boy in your little shitting. Yeah,
there you go. It's crazy, come in double team the rules against it,
coach, There you go, double kaming. All right, Oh,
Tony was interesting, not you looking like a child in a costume. They're
only with you because they have no choice, not because they want to looking
like you'd be working in some corporate stockroom. All right, that's that's not
true, Anthony, Raise up the heat, Raise up the heat, get
out of the kitchen, and stupid dog, quit all of your bitch o
one boom. All right, all right, all right, get his is
a dog a dog? Yeah, it doesn't matter the context either way,
I'm coming through and dropping you down. Yeah. And it looks like Anthony's
winning this one. As the audience yells and to me and to me a
yeah, it says, yeah, I'm not great. This is what I
got. All right, thank you. Listen, you're beating the god of
rat battles. I'm gonna be the only one who lost. That's saying something
for me. It's kind of character. Normally would never have the confidence.
I love the dude in the chat. We are biased as ship. Though
I am surprised that the hound will an a round, but I'm surprised that
I'm so glad I ruled twelve on that initiative role. Like, I gotta
be honest with you. If it was me on the first round, I
would have been like, I'm not doing this. You've led, You've led
you Lund, Yes, I've picked up rap osmosis from watching you guys,
Dark goes. It's like what julag does the violence but words, yeah,
yeah, oh my god. Okay, as he wins, Oh my god,
I don't know I did that. Somebody's like, that's an actual bar.
I know, yeah, you had an actual bar. Is something I
could do. I didn't know I could do that. Oh wow. Okay.
So the Hound only is super effective with his attacks against Norman, but
he does normal damage against everything everyone else. Wait, I don't get super
effective against him, no, because all four of you needed to win for
super effective ATTECKT. Yeah forry guys, I tried. Listen. Now,
your damage will do norm He has absolutely no resistance to you, guys,
and I hit him now when it's your term. Yes, he's not that
physically strong. So he does spin round to Norman and he's gonna get to
see what he is. He's going to use this or Norman, which is
just Norman you've got to do a charisma saving throw. Norman has good charisma.
No he doesn't. Yeah, I'm sure Norman the shut in wizard has
a good charisma. Fifth. Yeah, you definitely fail this. Okay,
so you are taking twenty Oh you're taking forty six damage? Oh my god,
because you were vulnerable, So you were taking forty six damage as he
How much else does Norman have? He is like sixty, so he's fine,
but you are ranked. Wait can I I need to read something?
Super cool? Guy, you're an abjuration wizard. He's a war wizard.
I don't, but he does. It's partially I can get. I could
get plus four on a saving throw. It not good enough, but it
would, it would not. It would not good enough. So you're forty
six damage you were racked with because you lost your battle. You feel awful
and you feel it inside. That psychic damage rips you apart. But it
is now Hatchigo's turn, and Hatchiko looks up and goes rough rough, rough
ship, and how it goes holy shit, fuck my god. Those are
the hardest parts I've ever heard in my life. And I'm gonna have him
do a saving throw. Hachika has had a rough life, he would be
able to to good life a rough life. I'm actually just gonna say that
hound takes damage straight away, no saving throw. He goes, Fuck dude,
Cody, it's now your tone for real, for real, Okay,
I'm going to proly transformer. Well, he just took a big chunk.
Can you translate what he said real quick for us? I didn't. In
fact, I didn't have Yeah, I didn't have to speak for animals cast
and I don't speak Japanese. Apparently his rap would have been from dog to
Japanese would into English. I would have got top of mountain in here to
just do the wrap part for Hashiko. Yeah, I'm going to seeing that
he's obviously targeting normal, I'm going to try and run around and sort of
get in between his his you know, line of sight with Norman, and
I think I'm just going to transform into a beastie. I was trying to
figure out what I should because honestly, all the level three B second transform
into aren't that good. They're not yet useful. I'm gonna I'm gonna transform
into an armored sibertoothed tiger. Okay, Okay, holy shit, that's the
thing. Yeah, dog versus tiger. Who would win versus tiger? That's
a world chip. Yeah, so then I'm going to attack him as as
the tiger. I also enlarged you. Do you keep that when you transform?
Did you actually enlarge me? Yeah? It was a whole thing.
It was part of the I guess so it wasn't his term, but I
let it happen. So damageabortooth Tiger. I'm gonnaally use my claws instead of
my bike because it does slightly better damage. Cool. It's D twenty six
to hit. How many texts do you get? Because usually they were saying
just one? Apparently, okay, twenty first six. You swipe down with
your claw and it twelve just doesn't hit him. Unfortunately he stops. He
powers it with his microphone. Yeah, I'm just going to stare him down,
growling at him. Can you make can you? Yeah? Make?
Can you make the noise closer to the microphone? I don't know. It
sounded like that. I like that. I like that, Norman. It's
your turn for real now. Hell yeah, I may not be good at
rapping, but now that the bell's rung, trying to send this bit straight
to hell, and then I hit him. Now you've rung the bell strung,
Yeah, trying to. I see what you're doing. You just had
to make sure the rhymes were on the right syllable. We're learning here.
This is an educational podcast. Hell syllables. This is an educational podcast for
people wanting to learn how to wrap. You should just do a masterclass.
I'm just still proud that I got Shakespeare, Spear and Fear somehow I had
one six. Shakespeare was so hard. Yeah, that was a good one.
Yeah. So the thing about this, if you if you want wrap
education, you take your Shakespeare line and you just put it in a different
order, and it hits way harder. You start with fear and and you
end with Shakespeare, because that's the actual punch. If that makes sense.
You build up to it because then it doesn't sound like you're just trying to
rhyme word to Shakespeare. It sounds like you're building towards something. Mm hmm,
well we will learn something has been Yeah, okay, what are you
doing? So you have to do? You have through a deck stairty saving
throw for the fire bomb, throwing like kind of behind everyone that's only going
to hit the sound. Ah, it's a small room. There is there
is, there is sort of don't it might hit hard chiek, but maybe
not. I do not think there is a universe into which you can hit
hound without hitching either code or hatchiko. What is the radio like like this?
Oh? I drew it wrong, but like a little bit more over
that might actually work. That's up to you. I I don't think it
would have happened as square with the way that radius as well. All Right,
we're gonna hittic a little bit too. Okay, you can hit what
you have so many. I sent the bar and I threw the fireball.
Okay, I don't care how small the room is. I cast fireball.
Go ahead, all righty saving through HATCHI in the hound will do that dexterity
saving throws. You do your eight D six damage and we'll see. No,
the way to hit only one of them there has to be with the
current layout of the way that they're positioned on the board. Yeah, there
are consequences to fireble sometimes No, there's no consequences. All of the time.
Both fail, so they're going to take us full damage. Do your
eight DY six. It's not likely gonna kill hatchiico unless you roll really good.
Wow, yes, always thirty four. The blaze hits the hound,
it hits Hatchiko and then go fucking die. No. Bat is fine,
he survives, but he is on fire. Oh that's a lot of health.
Yeah, it's quite a lot of his health. He's like there's a
slaving dog. They both both hound and HATCHI go go woof wolf. Yeah,
I bet that is rough. Okay, it's your turn, all right.
I have two microphones now, and I feel special good. I'm going
looking weak. Okay, well in that case, I am just going.
This is so loud, loud all of those actually put down with all of
his microphones. Okay, okay, my bad better now, Uh it's whatever.
I think. It's just usually you're all the microphone and that was slightly
louder. But I just touched you down, so you're fine. I just
needed to. I'm going to just use all of the attacks I can unarmed
tombadge punching a motherfucker actually not us him. Yeah, I'm gonna do unarmed,
and I don't have fire fasts anymore, but I think I can hit
him a total of four times right now because I have I think you can
hit right, you're doing you're doing improvised weapon. Right. You don't have
monkey abilities yet. You haven't let your monk styles. That's right, you
haven't met Jesus. But you can use improvised weapon. You can use that
three times because it's light. Okay, okay, well grid Field one.
Two of them hit though, and that might kill him before the crick fail
goes through. And if that's so, then if that is so, what
are you using to attack him? Are you just using you could like,
what is your improvised weapon in this regard throwing? Okay, you're just throwing
bows? Six plus eight isn't actually quite enough to take him down? So
he shit, I don't I have action surge or is that using my action
surge? No, you do have action search. You do have acal surge.
But you yeah, you do have action search. So you're you're,
you're, you go up to him, you start sucking, elbowing him,
bashering him around with your critical failure. I will say that you will.
Just in that florry, you you hit yourself a little bit too hard and
you take a little bit of damage on the swing back. You take one
damage. I think I rolled that wrong. No, yeah, you gotta
one, Okay, I think I did. Okay, sorry, no,
no, because because I put the square brcket off the d sinct, I
didn't register it as a dice roll, so it just rolled the number one
in one D six. But that's my mistake. I type out, so
you can take just one damage you get to take just sorry, I'm my
bad. No, go ahead, reroll. I want to be legit here,
go go for the refroll all right, slash. I aim to have
no mark on my record. See we correct our mistakes and the universe rewards
is good. Jesus Christ. Okay, do you actually just stop beating him
to death if you want? You probably do unless you critically fail all your
hits. So is it just to this time that you get to Yeah?
Two attacks, go ahead, one of them hits and that should Yeah.
How do you wanna? How do you want to kill him? I hopefully
drop one. I'm dry for a non lethal attack. You thought I forgot,
No, I didn't non lethal attack. You cut yourself. I'm not
killing him, So for the final one, I am just going to try
and hit him right in the vocal chords and forever take away his ability to
talk. That sounds like I'll be a living hell for him. Okay,
you smash him in the vocal cords and destroying him his his His next sort
of shatters apart. It is a non lethal shot, but he still sort
of disintegrates as he falls to the ground and zaps into Hatchiko's necklace like Wizard
did. Now where's the god? Start ready myself? Like, yeah,
that was too easy? Yeah, guy, I just thought that was a
guy. I mean to most, like if you were like a wary traveler,
that would be the most difficult boss battle in existence because he's in vince
unless you could beat him in a rat battle, which is the only thing
he's good at a right, But obviously twitch chat was on your side.
Somebody please make like a cool little animated shot version of that fight where it's
just and he just gets fucking punged to death. I really can't, damn
it. If I know it was a guy, I would have been okay
to kill it. Fuck it's it was like the party in or something is
some guy wouldn't tell you, Layers, you did kill it to as much
as you can kill it right now, Like it didn't It was God's hype
man. It was actually I'm gonna he haunds like at least a door guy.
I don't know, well, all of us, if all of us
in rap battle would have been fucked. Yeah. If twitch chat was mean,
they could have made a t t K by voting for Hound every time
and then he was immune. You guys are two times vulnerable. He just
kill you and around. Yeah, I do want to point out that the
the guard guy I guess for this one was Corpus. Yeah. Yeah,
to get to the trial, we didn't have to go through all that.
Yeah, I guess you had to go through the town of Corpus. I'm
gonna like get rid of my saber toothness, I guess, and just waiting
the guy again, which you could have ended the campaign right here if you
wanted to. Yeah, they had the power to. I was twitch the
power to end the campaign, and it shows that they didn't want to.
So very happy. I'm gonna, I'm gonna pat down Hatch, make sure
he's not on fire or anything, and I'll just I'll just cast a cure
wounds on him. Yeah, wounds real nice. In the eighth, he
says, I show up like like mildly bleeding elbow, and I'm like,
I could use a cure wound. I give him, I give him.
Here you go. You're okay, shark, You're okay, pitbull. Here
you go. I mean, well on, guys, look at the Look
at how far we've come. Look how easy this was for us to eliminate
a god. Yeah we're gaming. Yeah, we're a team symbol. And
I was thinking it's a great white shark with a pit bull face. Sure,
or maybe maybe like like a world with a beer pint? Do happen?
I think we have a logo. Need we need to make a look.
I think people have made some, but we don't have an official logo.
Hey, we will probably make a logo when we when we finish the
card game, because it will be on the back of the card game.
Yeah, he still needs to work on all right? Cool? All right?
I mean I was expecting this to take longer. I guess we get
out of here now, Yeah? Can we are we going to start up?
We can just take a long rest. I took forty six damage the
doors? Yeah ship you he really got okay, Norman? The doors opened,
Yeah, the doors open again? All right? And standing in the
doorway is a sort of disgruntled looking professor, the one from before. Well,
well, well you're going to pull a sich and be like the real
boss. It might be my old professor. Cosetta goes. It seems like
it's time for around tour of this rat battle. He did, no,
no, no. He holds out a bunch of like syllabuses, and it's
just like time to take your car. If you want to get past me,
you've got to pass a level calculus. Any everybody, He crosses his
arms and he says, you know, you lot are wandering criminals around these
pasts. Yeah, but he also found the heart of corpus I see,
yeah, and freed a few thousand people in doing so. Is that where
other people have come from? A couple of my students have returned back that
that apparently were stuck inside that city. So I have I'll thank you,
and just this once, I will give you free package out of no venture.
You're just a professor. You have that authority. Awesome, I'm part
of I'm on the council. You're on the city council. Okay, cool,
Well, I appreciate it. Speaking of which, you guys are members
of the other worldly brewery as well, you're not. Yeah, Junia's guys
opening up. They had they just received a letter from the Count the Capitol
a couple of days ago whish you guys were off and they were desperately trying
to look for you, and I thought you might be here, So I
took the letter myself, give to you directly. And he hands over the
letter and it looks like a very like legitimate little document and it's it's from
Bill Scruth. Can you read it for us? Well? What nobody else
knows how to read? I didn't say that I can read. I could
read it if I wanted to. Yeah, no, no, Actually,
I just realized, how dear you doubt me? You read it, Anthony?
All right, all right, fat, I'll read it. Okay,
this is what it says. It says, dear Anthony Cody. It's normous
and it's just me and the shark, and it's in very heavy quotation marks.
You are being charged for the following offenses, unlawful corporate takeover and associated
charges of murder and theft, for which you are here by summon to appear
before the Court in the Capitol. Elliot's are appear in court by the requested
date will be seen as an admission of guilt signed Bill Scruples Attorney. Okay,
so this is a subpoena and we have to appear at court now,
like this is a legit summon. The hell is Bill Scruples. Oh,
I've gotten a lot of those. You can just ignore them. No,
but I've always wanted to be on trial. I don't know if I'm flying.
We're gonna need a damn good lawyer, if you ask me. So.
We can either hire Phoenix Shriight or jew Lag. And I don't know
where Phoenix shrites if he's been so we're gonna have to find him. We
do murdered and corporate takeover all right? Now, what did we do?
What did we get caught for? Yeah? Which which murder? Yeah?
Which one? In particular? That's how we have to show up in our
defense. Could you clarify which one? Uh? Did Bob Odenkirk get?
Could we have better? Call? Saul on serial killer confused of why he's
going to court for a singular murder. You don't understand I've killed like seventeen
people and like trying to pay. He's trying to plead not guilty, but
they keep saying shit like luckily he's only killed one guy, and he's like,
they don't know, he's not good enough to kill more than one guy.
Is there anything there's anything to hear about kidnapping a dog? No?
No, no, no, all right, we got away with that.
Yeah, with the is in vestoria. This is the killing. Kidnapping the
dog is an adventure crime, right of course, different providences, Yeah,
yeah, different governments. If I had to guess, guys, if they
got us for corporate takeover, who is who is the guy that owned other
world before us? Like Hops? Yeah, they probably found out Hopps is
dead? Oh but why would they as saying that's us? Yeah, yeah,
we didn't we like documents or something. Yeah, I rolled a natural
I find perfectly. Yeah, yeah, we can go to court and win.
Wait a second, you know, I mean I don't know how to
do lawyer stuff, but my dad's a lawyer. I know, like subside,
we know a lawyer. Where does he go shark? Yeah, oh
yeah, shark. Well he went off to the city, but I can
get him back real quick. If you went to the capitol, that's perfect
because yeah, he's been to the capital. We have Wellington. I just
call him up. We've talked to him whenever, so we can Yeah,
okay, yeah, Y don't what if we don't go? Yeah, well,
I think if you don't go according to like from I remember, I
think we just automatically lose and uh, but we're not gonna I'm not gonna
stick around in this world forever. So I don't think they could prosecute us
if we go back to our world. So they take our company, they
might take the company. Yeah wait, wait, how do they know we've
actually been delivered the letter? Like, how could they verify that? We
could just say we never got it. I don't know how that we just
I don't know how I'm going to verify that you've got the lesson? Now
a second, there, I'm giving you a safe fast SUSI vest show so
you don't get executed by the King and his royal God. Oh we could.
We could sneak out of this place. We got in here, no
problem, We could steak out without your help. Yeah, Skyrim rules.
How much money to just make this all funk right off? Yeah? Honestly,
Yeah, technically we don't even need the other worldly brewery, but I
want it you know, but yeah, isn't Norman planning on staying here?
Yeah? Like this is like I don't want to be a would be a
lot of blame, but I don't want to be. Like if you if
you do know a company, you do know what happens to Ripper? Get
what does happen to Ripper? Might be an I crimes? He might?
So is he gonna die? He might? Okay, that's that's like death
to him. It probably probably just becomes a dormon again, just less responsibilities.
I think, guys, we should do this for Ripper. Yeah,
you're right there for us, regardless of the task we ask him. I
think we should go to court for Ripper. All right, plus games?
So, uh, did you played anymore since the we did the second case?
No? Norman said that not breaks? Oh okay, okay, okay,
Norman's played all of them. Yeah, and normans what happened? I'll
step into a courthouse. Let's chase microphones again? So I have to turn
it back up again. What did you say? I forget what what Norman's
favorite game was? What did I say? Apex? No? Maybe more
a Valorice guy for sure, But I remember talking about but Norman's like a
Gatscher gamer for sure, Like he's again packed guy, He's a he's a
fucking Honki star rail guy. I played that for like three weeks. He's
mastered the dating sims as well. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, all
right, okay, you guys, so go to court. You're going to
court, get us out of this city. Hard cuts of black. I
mean, at the end of the episode, so Law and Order theme plays
executive producer Wolf, what actually happens is Anthony, you get the letter,
you look at it, and you go, we're being subpoenaed, and then
it would go to continues just like and that's the end of the episode.
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that now, I don't know that something might happen in the next two Wait,
what if my worst edge line in a podcast? You know, I'm
started recording It's end story It's end story time is so Cody and Hound.
This is like, this is the extended cut of Cody and Hound. So
you continue your the rest of your verse, all right, I'm gonna just
do it all, including the bits that are oh, the whole thing,
the whole thing, yeah, because I'll be honest. They were in different
sections. Yo, off the top off the temple, like palladium cruso big.
It could fill a fucking stadium. Step to me and I call lightning.
It gets stormy, need a bit of heat. I'm calling on my
homie, little Normy. If you want to go right now, then we
can throw down. Throw a punch at pitbull. He throw back like motown.
Wait, change in form. It's child's play, like play dough.
If our fighter puts you in a spin, bitch, that's a shark nado.
Oh oh, you ain't a god, little bro, you're so phony.
I'm grandson in this MC like old Tony. Oh. I know you've
been watching us all since. You're so lonely. So here's a refresher in
case you somehow don't know me. We're the other worldly brewery known for big
batches of beer. I've been ob since before I could change into eels,
lions and deer. I'm Cody Laren. I leave this bitch bard in tears.
I'm fucking Cody larn I've been known for big bars for years. Sure,
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