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Hey everyone, Welcome to Blurry Photos. I'm your host, David Flora.

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Welcome. This is I guess,
the official kickoff to season twelve super Late,

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and we usually start as this tradition
with a slurry photos a drinking episode

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where I have some guinness and Jamison, we talk about fun topic of Irish

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lore, and that's what we're doing, except well, I didn't make it

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through the slurry photos portion. I
will have what I did at the end

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of this episode, after everything's said
and done, so if you'd like to

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hear the slurry photos that almost was
stick around to the very very end after

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the music and everything. That's because
I was in a very toasty spot with

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it. And then about halfway through
the episode I got hit with about of

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hiccups that no joke lasted about half
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so worn out I basically just passed
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just say, super annoying, unfortunate. It's taken me forever to write this

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episode and get it recorded and then
you know all that, and then since

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then, I've been sick. There's
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quality has been crap. My voice
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cursed. I don't know, but
anyways, I'll get back to the scripted

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hand. We're doing some Irish mythological
artifacts in this one. It's not going

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to go as deep as the Devil
episode did. It's just a fun list

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and we're going to go through some
mythology from our Irish, Celtic and Scottish

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friends. Maybe some Welsh thrown in
there too, we'll see, but we'll

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mainly be talking about artifacts, weapons, instruments and items that figure into stories

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and legends of the Emerald Dial and
beyond. We'll get you started shortly.

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Let me update you with what's going
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Secondly, one reason I've been so
busy lately is I've started a new

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theater company here in beautiful and weird
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Theater Company, and I will be
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beginning of September. I'm very excited
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the page for that that'll help the
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And one more thing, Sorry this
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of new I haven't talked to you
guys in a while. So the film

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shadows in the desert, high strangeness
in the Brego Triangle. The film is

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premiering on August seventeenth in Idlewild,
California. We are awaiting the word of

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when this is going to stream,
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those kinds of channels. I don't
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Netflix about everything else really, and
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maybe sooner, but the streaming is
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will finally get to see what has
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in life, and we're very excited
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in Crested Butte at the Movie Theater
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please come see it then. And
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Missouri, at the Joplin Theater,
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We are also working on trying to
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anywhere. If you guys have any
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reach out to or anything like that, please drop me a line. Let

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me know. Probably the best place
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Messenger, email, and I'll try
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week or two. So exciting stuff
all around, super busy stuff. Everything

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is just tied me up. But
here we are. Let's get into this

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episode, and again apologies for voice
quality and not being super slurry. Now.

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Mythologies around the world are rife with
heroes, monsters, and fantastical lands,

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but none of that would shine quite
as brightly without the accoutrement that help

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heroes slay the monsters, travel the
lands, and perform supernatural acts. Zeus

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had thunderbolts forged by the giants with
one eye. The cyclopeas plural as imagined

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by the poet Hesiod. Thor had
his hammer mulenier. King Arthur had excalibur.

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The mythology of the British Isles has
many objects of power and wonder,

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including the aforementioned excalibur. We'll discuss
three types of mythical objects. Objects of

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war, objects of benevolence, and
objects of nobility, And for the interest

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of time, I'll only do five
from each of those categories, because I

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have found many, especially weapons,
and we'd be here all night if I

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did them all, plus it would
take forever to write out, and I'm

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already so far behind. We'll focus
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maybe some Welsh stuff in there if
there's time. We'll discuss several weapons and

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artifacts, what they did, who
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time reveling in mythology. So let's
get to it. Translated as the Sword

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of Light, the Clive Soulish was
a mystical weapon said to possess the power

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to defeat evil and bring victory to
its wielder. In Irish and Gaelic folk

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tales, it's both associated with deities
and featured in tales of heroic quests,

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it being the prize sought after The
thirteenth Son of the King of Erin and

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Widow's Son are both tales that feature
a hero who needs to find the sword

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as part of a marriage agreement.
There have also been arguments made of it

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being a type of grail object in
tails something quested for and or an object

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of great significance and symbolism. But
the most entertaining descriptions of the Clive Soulish

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involve its inclusion as one of the
four treasures of the Tuaya da Dana,

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early deities of Irish mythology brought with
them in their conquest of Ireland. The

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four treasures are magical items, which
I'll be discussing as we go along here.

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The first up is this one,
the sword of Light from the city

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of Phineas associated with the first king
of the Twyddanon, Nuada. It was

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said no one ever escaped from it
once it was drawn from its sheath,

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and no one could resist. It
was also described as Nuada's connell or Nuda's

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torch. Now, there are so
many swords in Irish mythology we could do

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a whole episode on just them,
but for now I'll leave you with just

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one more. Orna was the fearsome, magical sword of the Fomorian king Tehra.

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The Fomorians were the evil race of
beings defeated by the Twyddanon, and

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Tehra was thought as the Femorians generally
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His sword Orna translated as little green, probably due to its color, and

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while formidable as a weapon wielded by
a formidable warrior, nonetheless came into the

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possession of the god Ogma after Tethra
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Torah. Upon being unsheathed, Orna
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deeds it had accomplished in its lifetime. I'm just guessing that a ton of

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D and D magical items and ideas
came from mythologies just like this one.

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You have sentient swords, swords that
can talk, albeit telepathically, flaming swords,

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all kinds. It's just fun.
One of the most famous implements used

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by the warrior deity Lou was the
gay Assail aka the Lightning Spear. It

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was an amazing weapon wielded by Lou
in his many battles, and it was

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considered one of the Four Treasures,
like the Sword of Light, and was

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said to be forged in the city
of Gorrius. According to folklorist Whitley Stokes,

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out of Gorrius was brought the spear
that Lou had. No battle was

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ever won against it or him who
held it. In his hand. It

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was said to have a shaft of
you would and never missed its mark.

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With a word of command, it
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and according to folklore's Charles Squire,
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its tip had to be kept in
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sleepy. Once unleashed in battle,
fire flashed from it, and it never

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tired of slaying. I just love
that there's a spear that you had to

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basically knock out with heroin and it
just spends all day chase in the dragon

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in the form of just killing dudes. Swords and spears were but some of

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the trappings of magical war items.
How about protective stuff? Oken was a

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magical shield of Connor mcnessa, a
king in the Ulster cycle of Irish mythology,

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translated as Moner and sometimes ear of
Beauty. Oken had four gold borders

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and was said to moan aloud when
its wielder was in danger. Ohmer clank

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honor. When the previous king of
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of his kingship by Connor, Fergus
met him in battle. According to the

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tale quote therewith, Fergus gave three
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so that Connor's shield cried aloud on
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Erin gave answer. Whenever Connor's shield
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Ulsterman cried out. However great the
strength and power with which Fergus smote Connor

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on the shield, So great also
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the shield, so that the ear
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ear of Connor. Quote. The
last item of war weaponry is basically the

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horn of gondor, a circular horn
of magical effect. It was found by

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Finn mccool's son Ocean, after a
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Under a great stone in a field
did Ocean find the horn, which

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circled round like a seashell. And
it was the rule that when any of

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the Finians of Erin blew the Boriboo, the other mythical warriors of Ireland would

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assemble at once from whatever part of
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time. No word on whether or
not four of those warriors were hobbits moving

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along to objects of benevolence, these
are things that weren't meant specifically for war,

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but instead for the good of many
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we'll start with another horn. The
Horn of Bran comes from Welsh tradition,

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and like the Spear of Loo and
sort of Light are part of the

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four Treasures of the Tui da Dana, this horn is part of a bigger

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collection. The Thirteen of the Island
of Britain are a set of items from

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late medieval Welsh folklore and included utensils, weapons, clothes, and various other

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kuchiman, all with some kind of
magical power. We could probably do an

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episode on them some day as well, but for now we'll focus on one

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in particular, the Horn of Bran. Galad Brand the stingy Brand from Cumbria,

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who is a separate character from that
of Brand the Blessed, the Giant

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Welsh King of Britain. Brand Glad
was the owner of a horn that was

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pretty much a cornucopia, for it
was described that quote the drink and food

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that one asked one received in it
when one desired end quote. Some sources

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say it was only drink that was
furnished, but any drink one desired.

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One legend has ties to the Welsh
Bardic hero Merthin, a figure later parlayed

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into the Arthurian Merlin. Merthin tried
to gather the thirteen treasures together for say

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keeping, and was told that he
could have twelve of them if he could

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obtain the horn from Brand Gilead.
Such was Brand's infamy for stinginess. Somehow

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Merdan accomplished the task and took all
the treasures to the quote unquote glass house,

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where they remained to this day.
Some writers of the tales about the

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horn traced its origin to Hercules in
Roman myth, saying it was removed from

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a centaur slain by the hero before
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Following up this well shared effect with
a similar Irish one, and our

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third treasure of the twy d Danon, we have the Koreansic the cauldron of

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the Dagda. This one's pretty straightforward. The Dagda was the chief god of

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the twy d Danon, representing fertility, wisdom, and life and death.

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His cauldron, brought from the city
of Murius, never ran empty, and

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none that attended gatherings and were served
from it, ever went away unsatisfied.

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The Dagda had other goodies in his
bag of tricks, one of which was

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a harp called Ugya. This harp
was said to control seasons and emotions of

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people who heard it from the book
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After the second Battle of Moytura,
Lou and the Dagda and Ogma followed

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after the from war, for they
had brought away the Dagdas harp with them,

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that was called the Uuya. And
they came to a feasting house,

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and in it they found Brez and
his father elephant, and there was the

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harp hanging on the wall. And
it was in that harp the Dagda had

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bound the music so that it would
not sound until he would call to it.

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And sometimes it was called dr de
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and sometimes kor kathar Kun the four
angled music. And when he saw it

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hanging on the wall, this is
what he said, come summer, come

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winter from the mouth of harps and
bags and pipes. Then the harps sprang

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from the wall and came to the
Dakta and had killed nine men on its

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way. And then he played for
them the three things harpers understand, the

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sleepy tune, and the laughing tune, and the crying tube. And when

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he played the crying tune, their
tearful women cried. And then he played

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the laughing tube till their women and
children laughed. And then he played the

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sleepy tune, and all the hosts
fell asleep, and through that sleep the

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three went away through the famor that
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Next on the list is the fete
fiata, a magical mist veil or cloak

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used to shield the wielder from human
eyes. It's a literal cloak of invisibility

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and was said to have been used
by the Toy de Dana and also the

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warrior king of the Other world,
Mananon McLear, to conceal the she from

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humans. McLear, and the toy, it seems, could use this cloak

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individually or to hide whole islands Menanon
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Now it's debated whether or not his
name was taken from the island's name or

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vice versa fun fact, but the
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it from being seen and thus safe
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The cloak also had the amazing power
to erase memory. Menanon had his wife

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stolen by the Irish warrior Kukolan,
but was able to get her back by

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placing the cloak between his wife and
Kuklan, which erased their memory of each

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other. Pretty powerful little artifact.
Now here's a little different offering for the

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artifact. List a fish that held
the knowledge of the world. The salmon

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of knowledge comes to us from the
Finian cycle of Irish mythology, that is,

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the stories of the mythical hero Fion
McCool. The story goes that a

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normal run of the mill salmon once
ate nine hazel nuts that had fallen from

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nine hazel trees surrounding the Well of
Wisdom, the mythical source of the River

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Shannon. This granted the salmon all
the world's knowledge, which meant anyone who

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were to eat the salmon would then
themselves gain that knowledge. The legendary poet

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and teacher of Fiann finn Echis sought
this salmon for himself and spent seven years

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fishing for it, and one day
he caught it tired from fishing so much

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that day, he gave it to
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the explicit instruction to not taste of
it. First. Fion cooked the fish,

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but while it was cooking, a
small bubble rose just under its skin,

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which Fian poked with his finger.
The bubble burst, scalding him,

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and he quickly stuck his thumb in
his mouth to ease the pain. Suddenly

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the knowledge of the world was opened
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he gave it to Finn to eat, but Finn noticed the shine in

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Fionn's eyes, and after Fion explained
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had received the wisdom of the fish
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From then on, Fion needed only
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a particular topic. The Salmon of
Knowledge has also been linked to a couple

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of fellas by the name of Finton
mcbocra the Wyse and Tuan McCarroll in a

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more christianized telling of the story,
with lots of shape shifting and a hawk.

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Our last section for this episode deals
with objects of nobility. There have

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been many items and artifacts of lore
and reality connected to Irish kings and queens.

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Here are five. The Leah Fall
or Stone of Fall is a still

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standing monolith located on the Hill of
Tera in County Meath. The Hill of

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Terra is the traditional place of inauguration
and seat of the High Kings of Ireland.

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It's a place where ancient ceremonial rites
and burials were performed, with many

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monuments, mounds and tombs, and
the Lea Fall is there at the top.

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Also known as the Stone of Destiny
and the Speaking Stone, the Lea

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Fall is said to have been brought
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the Toua da Danon as the last
of the four Treasures. There are conflicting

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accounts that say it's the same thing
as the Stone of Schoon, a big

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block of red sandstone that Kings of
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Those accounts, rich in tales of
stealing the stone back and forth between

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Ireland and Scotland, aren't quite as
fantastical as the Tuia stories. But seeing

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as how the Stone of Schoon is
in England just used by King Charles,

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and the Leaphal is on the Hill
of Tera. It's probably a good chance

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that they're two separate stones. Well, Leaphal has said to roar and joy

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when the rightful King of Ireland put
his feet upon it, and also granted

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him a long reign. Some accounts
say it shrieks a number of times that

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correspond to the number of descendants who
would be king as well. Associated with

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the sovereignty of Irish kings was the
Cup of Sovereignty. It was believed that

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the rightful king or queen could drink
from the cup and receive divine blessings and

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legitimacy. It appears in a tale
about the hero Khan of the Hundred Battles.

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Lost in a mist, a rider
appeared and guided Khan to a beautiful

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castle. There he met the lord
of the castle, who had a beautiful

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maiden beside him on a crystal throne. She filled a golden cup with mead

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and asked the lord to whom shall
this cup be given to which the replied

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Khan of the Hundred Battles, thereby
conferring kingship to him. The lord of

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the castle was actually the god lou
and the maiden the Goddess of Sovereignty.

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The next item did not confer sovereignty
or grant long reign. Instead, it

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foretold the end of a king's time
in this world. Ibel's harp was a

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shimmering gold instrument played by the fairy
guardian and sometimes goddess of love and loss.

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Ibel. Her playing was lovely and
haunting, but ultimately a harbinger of

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death. Whoever heard it would die
shortly after she played it for Brian Boru

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on the eve of his death and
the Battle of Clontarf. She played it

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before the hero Kuklan fell in battle. Ibel's harp is banshee like in its

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foretelling of doom. We get a
little more esoteric with the silver branch or

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silver bow featured in the tale im
rum Brand Voyage of Bran. It's a

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tree branch of white apple blossoms that
is given to the King Bran mcfabele by

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a mysterious old woman. She sang
of her magical homeland and then parted ways,

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with the tree branch magically flying back
to her hand. Brand set off

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to find this land called the Land
of Women, where it's always spring and

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without disease or despair, and let's
be honest, probably the land where shit

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gets done. The tale is a
classic voyage tale, wherein the hero sets

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off discovers a way into the fairy
realm, time passes in the human realm,

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magic sailing off, etc. The
branch parallels other myths of being an

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object given to a king or hero
in order for them to be admitted into

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the other world. A similar story
involves the legendary king Cormac McCart, who

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was given a silver branch by Mannanon
mcclear. This branch had three golden apples,

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which in some accounts created music to
soothe pains and illness, and in

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others caused people to forget their woes. Finally, we end on a weapon

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again, but one of king lay
significance kalidvolg This was the legendary sword of

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the King of Fergus Mcroch in the
Ulster cycle. There are a couple of

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magical properties associated with it, like
a connection to lightning, having an arc

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as big as a rainbow, and
it's use by Fergus to cut off the

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three bald top hills of County Meath
near the Hill of Terra. Arguably the

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most interesting aspect of this item,
however, is its connection to a much

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more famous sword that is associated with
the rightful sovereignty of Britain, Excalibur.

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The name Excalibur derives from the Welsh
name Kalidfulch, and some, though not

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all, scholars think that name could
either be derived from or have roots in

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the name kalid Vogue, caled Volks, kalid Vogue. It's pretty close,

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and we'll leave the different ways.
Arthur came by the famous blade for a

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re Listen to episode ninety nine where
we gotta find King alf So, My

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lords and ladies. There you go, a list of mythological items of Celtic

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flavor in a not as tipsy lethal
musical nutshell and now the object that groans

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in agony when touched puns. There's
a pub that summons all the great drinkers

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and dive bar regulars nightly. I'm
guessing once you open the door, it

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sends out a blast to them all, and that is the boy or a

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brew. There's another one you can
use for two scoops of raisins and cereal

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that will feed everyone for breakfast and
bring an Irish army to your aid after

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eating it. The Horn of Raisin
brand. All right, I wrote these

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whilst drunk, Sorry and thanks for
making it this far. You guys are

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Frights. Again, thank you for
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after this, if you want to
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or almost went before I got attacked
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stick around after the music for this
episode of Blurry Photos. I've been David.

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I literally spelled my name wrong because
I was drunk when I wrote this.

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Flora, don't stop blurriding. Hello
and welcome to the twelfth season of

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Blurry Photos. We did it a
butcher's doesn't, which which is just like

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everybody everyone else's doesn't. Hey,
I'm David, Florida. Welcome, and

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let me explain our season kickoff is
always celebrated with a drinking episode and a

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fun topic of Irish mythology, as
is the custom since season two back in

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twenty thirteen, ten years ago.
Can believe it. Good grief. So

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I've been in and I've been inbibing
Jamison and Guinness today, And if you're

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not driving or dog sitting, I
invite you to raise a glass with me

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and toast to another year of podcast
madness slauncha. And if you're new to

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listening, I only do a drinking
episode once a year, so rest assured.

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This is not the norm. Listen
to some other things. Don't start

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with this anyway. The episode won't
be as deep a dive as Say the

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Devil was. Rather, it's gonna
be more a a fun list list of

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stuff and explaining a bit of mythology. It's more going through a fun list

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of explaining a bit of mythology from
our Irish, Celtic and Scottish friends.

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Maybe some Welsh thrown in there as
well. We'll see. We'll be talking

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about mainly Irish mythological artifacts and weapons, instruments, items that figure into stories

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and legends of the Emerald Isle and
beyond onto the topic. Mythologies around the

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world are rife with heroes, monsters
and fantastical lands, but none of that

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would shine quite as brightly without the
accoutrema that help heroes slay the monsters,

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travel lands and performs pernatural acts.
Think about it. Zeus had his thunderbolts

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forged by the giants with one eye. The Cyclops or a Cyclopes as imagined

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by the poet Hesiod. Thor had
his hammer Muelner. King Arthur had Excalibur.

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Oh, keep that on the backburn. The mythology of the British Isles

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has many objects of power and wonder, including the aforementioned excalibur. We'll discuss

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three types of mythological mythical objects,
objects of war, objects of benevolence,

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and objects of nobility. And for
the interest of time Jesus, I'll only

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do five from each of those categories, because well, I've found many and

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especially weapons, and we'd be here
all night if I did them all.

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We're already gonna be here all night. Jeez. Yeah, this episode is

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supposed to come out of March.
What am I doing. We'll focus on

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mainly Ireland, throwing some Scottish,
maybe some Welsh stuff here and there.

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If it's time, we'll discuss several
artifacts and weapons and what they did,

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who wielded them. You know,
we'll just have a fun time reveling in

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mythology, right, boy, I
haven't been this drunk from a season kickoff

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episode in a while. I thank
you for sticking with this. There's gonna

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be fun information. Bear with me. You're great, thank you. Let's

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get to this. Start with the
objects objects of war, all right,

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we'll begin with objects of war.
Clive Soulish translated as the Sword of Light.

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This mystic weapon was said to possess
a power to defeat evil and bring

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victory to its wielder man. That's
pretty hand pretty and in Irish and gay

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like folk tales. It's both associated
with deities and featured in tales of heroic

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quests, it being the prize sought
after. The thirteenth Son of the King

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of Erin and Widow's Son are both
tales that feature a hero who needs to

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find the sword as a part of
a marriage agreement. There have also been

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arguments made of it being a type
of Grail object in tales, something quested

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for and or an object of great
significance and symbolism. A side note,

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as this is off script. I
found a lot of these. There's a

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lot of things that are associated with
the Holy Grail, things of that nature

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that are so exalted. That's that's
a word I just thought of with my

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brain. But it's it's pretty interesting
thing that things that people quested for quested

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for the most entertaining descriptions of the
Clive Soulish. The most entertaining involved its

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inclusion as one of the four Treasures
of Tuaiddanon twa early deities of Irish mythology

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brought with them in the conquest of
Ireland. The four treasures are magical items

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which I'll be describing as we go
along here and the first stop is this

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the sword of light from the city
of Phineas, associated with the first king

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of the Twyaddanon, whose name was
Nuada. It was said no one ever

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escaped from it the sword once it
was drawn from its sheath, and no

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one could resist it. It was
also described as nuit as connell or nuitous

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torch. Think of it as a
sword. You draw it, it springs

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to life and light. Fiery,
h it'll, it'll f the up.

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Pooh, this is the Clive Soulish. Awesome. There's so much else the

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detail wise to do this word hit
what is this? Fifteen fifteen things fast

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and loose? Here, next one
is orna. There are so many swords,

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are so many swords in Irish mythology. We could do a whole episode

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on them, but for now,
I'll leave you with just one more sword.

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Well, yeah, there's some more
coming up for now. Orna was

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the fearsome, magical sword of the
Fomorian king Tethra. The Fomorians were a

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and the It's an evil race of
beings defeated by the Twya Didna, and

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Tethera was thought as the Fomorians generally
were to be associated with the sea.

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His sword Orna translated as little green, probably due to its color. Was

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it copper? Did it get oxidized? What did the green copper did?

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And while formidable as a weapon wielded
by a formidable warrior, it nonetheless came

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into the possession of the god Ogma
after Tethera was defeated at the Second Battle

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of Moytura. Upon being unsheathed,
Orna began to speak and told of all

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the deeds it had accomplished in its
lifetime. So it was a talking sword

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telling about everybody it had killed.
Basically, wow, how do you shut

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that up? Next? One one
of the most famous implements used by the

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warrior deity Lou Lou has come up
before. If you're familiar with our past

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Irish episodes. Lou of the Long
Arm, a god one of the twi

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a a enon the Gay Assail aka
the Lightning Spear, was an amazing weapon

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wielded by Lou in his many battles. It was considered again one of the

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Four Treasures, like the Sword of
Light, and was forged in the city

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of Gorias. We'll be coming back. I'm going to hit all the four

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treasures. Don't worry. Don't you
fret? Maybe, According to folklorist Whitley

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Stokes, out of Gorrius was brought
the spear that Lou had. No battle

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was ever won against it or him
who held it in his hand. It

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was said to have a shaft of
you would and never missed its mark.

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With a word of command, it
could also return to his owner's hand,

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and according to folkloris Charles Squire,
the spear had such a thirst for blood

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its tip had to be kept in
a draft of poppy leaves to keep it

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sleepy. Once unleashed and battle,
the fire flashed from it, and it

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never tired of slaying. Man.
What a weapon you had. Basically you

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had to keep it addicted to heroin
until you're ready to use it and then

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it just it couldn't get enough of
killing. Wow. The next up swords

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and spears were but some of the
trappings of magical war items. Hey,

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how about protective stuff. Okan was
a magical shield of Connor mcnessa, a

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king in the Ulcra cycle of Irish
mythology, translated as Moner and sometimes ear

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of beauty. Oken had four gold
borders and was said to moan aloud when

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it's wielder was in danger. When
the previous king of Ulster named Fergus had

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been tricked out of his kingship by
Connor, Fergus met him in battle.

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According to the tail quote, therewith
Fergus gave three stout blows on the Okan

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of Connor, so that Connor shield
cried aloud on him, and the three

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chief waves of Aaron gave answer.
Whenever Connor shield cried out, the shields

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of all the ulsterman crowd out.
However great the strength and power with which

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Fergus smote Connor on the shield.
So great also was the might and valor

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wherewith Connor held the shield, so
that the ear of the shield did not

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even touch the ear of Connor.
It was a good shield and when it

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was hit, it cried out and
summoned people to the fight. That's what

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you need to know. That's okan
thorn o'kenshield. Right next one we got

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the last item of weaponry. Is
is basically the horn of gondor a circular

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horn of magical effect. It was
it's called Boraboo, was found by Finn

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mccool's son Ocean, after a trip
to the fabled land of Tiernanogue. I

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don't know if we've ever covered tiernanog
on blurry photos could be its own episode.

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I bet Tiernanogue under a great stone
in a field did Ocean find the

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horn, which circled round like a
seashell. And it was the rule that

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when any of the Finnians of Aaron
blew the Boraboo, the other mythical warriors

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of Ireland would assembol at once from
whatever part of the country there might be

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in at the time. No word
on whether or not four of those warriors

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were hobbits. Horn of horn of
Gondo, Boraboo, horn that summoned warriors

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to fight. Boy oh boy cool. Moving along to objects of benevolence,

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these are things that weren't meant specifically
for war. But instead for the good

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of many sometimes individuals here and there. So let's start with another horn.

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We just ended with one. Let's
let's go all right on into another.

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Horn of Brand comes from Welsh tradition, and like the Spear of Loo and

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the sort of Light are part of
the four Treasures of the Tuya Dadanan,

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this horn is a part of a
bigger collection. It's interesting. The Thirteen

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Treasures of the Island of Britain are
a set of items from late medieval Welsh

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folklore and include utensils, weapons,
clothes, various other kutuma, all with

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some kind of magical power. And
you know, we could probably do a

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whole episode on them someday as well
Thirteen Treasures of the Island of Britain,

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but for now we'll focus on this
one in particular, the horn of Bran

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Galad Brand the stingy Brand from Cumbria, who has a separate character from that

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of Brand the Blessed, the giant
Welsh King of Britain. Don't get them

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twisted. Brand Galad was the owner
of a horn that was pretty much a

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cornucopia, for it was described that
quote, the drink and food that one

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asked one received in it when one
desired end quote. Some sources say it

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was only drink that was furnished,
but any drink that one desired. Hey,

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you wanna Mohito, ask the horn
of Brand. Man. You want

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a can of Milwaukee's best, go
for it. Bro. One legend has

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ties to the Welsh Bardic hero Mrthin, a figure later Parlett parlayed into the

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Arthurian Merlin. Hello, go back
to episode. I don't know what thirteen

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or something for that whatever. Merthin
tried to gather the thirteen Treasures of Great

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Britain together for safekeeping, and was
told that he could have twelve of them

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if he could obtain the horn from
Brand Galad, such was his infamy for

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stinginess Brand. Somehow Merdin accomplished the
task and took all the treasures to the

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quote unquote glass house, where they
remained to this day. Some writers at

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the tales about the horn traced its
origin get thus two Hercules in Roman myth,

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saying it was removed from a centaur
slain by the hero before Hercules himself

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was slain by the centaur's wife.
What a pedigree, jeez, oh, why why

