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Kalaroga Shark Media. No, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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Dave Chappelle recently played the Abu Dhabi
Comedy Week. The National News was there

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to see the show, which is
good because Chappelle does that whole thing with

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the Yonder pouches. So you never
get any clips from a Chappelle show,

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but we still find out what you're
talking about, Dave the National News rights

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Chappelle entered this year's show with a
hooded falcon on his arm. Dave said,

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this bird has never been on stage
before. He said the sport of

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falconry is an apt metaphor for where
he's at professionally. No longer does Chappelle

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want to go on the hunt simply
to sustain himself. Instead, he wants

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a career trajectory similar to a falconer, one where he is in total command

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that can bow out at a time
of his choosing. That's aggressive there,

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Wow, what kind of show is
this? Chappelle joked. Abu Dhabi Comedy

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Week stimy that plan with its lucrative
offer to headline the festival after his reportedly

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final Netflix special Discloser last year.
That's all in jest, Dave warn the

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audience I'm telling you right now,
I'm rusty, but oh come good.

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Dave made pointed observations about the Israel
Gaza war and talked about that on Saturday.

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He used the word genocide and the
US elections and the history of the

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African American civil rights movement. He
also made quote obscene ruminations on friends and

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family. At the end, Dave
said, the fact that you guys are

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doing this festival here is one of
the most powerful things that is happening in

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this world. I was told before
stepping on this stage, this is the

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biggest comedy show that the Middle East
has ever seen. Mark my words,

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I'll be back. Celebrity hot dog
enthusiast Patton Oswald. You know sometimes he

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goes out for hot dog and he
has to text before he goes because of

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the crowds. He surprised how much
of his Parks and Recreation characters Fanboy filibuster

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scene ended up coming true. Back
in twenty thirteen, Patton played a character

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he engages in a filibuster. His
speech slowly devolves into the character pitching an

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idea for a marvel In Star Wars
crossover film. Patton told Jimmy Kimmel,

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So the scene was supposed to be
that I annous, I'm going to do

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this philibuster, And then they cut
to Amy's character Leslie just going oh dear

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God, and that would be the
joke. And then the directors and the

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writer said, let's not yell cut
and let's just see how long he'll talk.

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That's hilarious. His character mentions Thanos
and the Infinity Gauntlet as a way

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to link the two cinematic universes together, marvel At and Dunn Guardians of the

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Galaxy. When I say time Jem, they cuts to Chris Bratt. That

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was way before he did Guardians.
Also, Amy has the funniest line on

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the whole thing when she says the
female sports are a little underwritten, which

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is so exactly what those movies were. This is awesome, Patton continues.

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When the book of Bopa Fett came
on Disney Plus, creator Jon Favreau confirmed

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to me, they cut the opening
scene to match my filibuster. You can

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sing them up time wise. It
pans down from the twin suns, the

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hand comes out of the sand.
You can match it up to my filibuster.

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They did that on purpose. In
twenty twenty one, Patton tweeted to

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say, I'm touched is putting it
lightly and yeah, book a Boba Fett.

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You're welcome. Hazos Trejo has a
new PBS show, Roots of Comedy,

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about the lives, families, and
experiences of rising comedians. Treyho was

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one of the ten and Comics to
Watch back in twenty seven. Also on

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that list Tiffany Hattish and Hassan Minhaj. Let's look at the rest of the

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list. I'm curious now and I'm
make sure it's the right list. There

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are several lists. I assume it's
the variety one that's usually the big one.

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All right that year, Brian Jordan
Alvarez, all Right, Rory Butcher,

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verr DAEs Li's a trigger, Pretty
good, right, pretty good.

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Treo says, one of the things
I prided myself in is that I talk

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about my upbringing, my family,
the things I feel I'm an expert on,

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which is my lived experience. He
highlighted the story of Vanessa Gonzalez as

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an example. One of the jokes
she talks about is that her parents are

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from Mexico and they ended up working
for the Border Patrol the punch line is

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like traders, but then we cut
to her family story and we realize it's

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complex. That's the reality, that
was the industry that existed in her hometown.

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My rich upbringing as a Mexican American
in Long Beach with immigrant parents is

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the basis for my storytelling. I
can bring that storytelling and that experience to

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any project I take on. The
Hollow Reporter profiled Alana Glazer. She talked

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about filming her stand up special and
said, the first night I felt a

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little tight and nervous, but the
second night was so silly and kinetic,

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and I took pleasure in every single
moment. It was a blessed. There's

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this feminine energy of the universe that
I've been tapping into more and more.

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It feels sort of like receiving whatever's
happening and dealing with both the positive and

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the negative. The Hollow Reporter says. Back in twenty nineteen, on the

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Lost Cultuestas podcast, she talked about
feeling connected to masculine energy. Alana said,

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that's so interesting. Wow, it's
funny. It's hard for me to

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ever go back and look at stuff
I've done. Rami yusaff just sent me

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a screenshot from the pilot of broad
City. Cracked me up to think about

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that part of the show and how
it was ten years ago. But I

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really couldn't go back to that place
in my mind, like I'll never go

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back and listen to myself on Lost
Culturistas. But I find it really interesting

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that I spoke about that at the
time. Sees people really like Shane Gillis's

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Tires series. I watched one episode
on Friday night, I think it was

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I thought about it a lot,
even was dreaming about the show. The

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folks in the Facebook group, which
is Daily Comedy News podcast group, please

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join us. They're all buzzing about
it. Seems everyone digging that one looking

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forward to it, just can't find
a minute to watch TV sometimes. Brendan

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Schab says he would beat the bleep
out of Joe Rogan were they to have

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an MMA fight, which reminds me, I what months ago challenged Joe Rogan

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to an MMA fighting. He has
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it because he's afraid of me?
Probably right? Yes, Shab at one

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time was a UFC heavyweight contender,
so yeah, he probably would do very

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well against Joe Rogan, who,
by the way, Joe Rogan is going

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to lose to me should he take
me up on the challenge? Are you

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afraid? Joe? Shab says Rogan's
good though. He has immense lower body

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strength and an extensive background in jiu
jitsu. Can Joe kick? Absolutely?

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For a guy who's never competed professionally, he can kick like a mother Ever,

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I don't know. Leave it.
If you put him against any celebrity

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out there, he's going to beat
the bleep out of them. He's a

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black belt in jiu jitsu, it's
that civilian aspect. He's a monster.

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Why is he afraid of me?
Though? Come on, Joe, let's

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go, let's do this. You
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in the top ten of the world, so it's just different. I would

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beat the bleep out of Rogan.
Dextero has compared them. Rogan five two

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hundred pounds, Shab six' four
two forty five. Yeah, that's why

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I'm not challenging Shob. I'm not
crazy. But Joe Rogan, bring it,

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dude, what are you afraid of? You're afraid of something? Apparently,

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Hans Kim you may know him from
Kill Tony. I saw Kill Tony

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was way up on the podcast charts. Tom Brady says, you're welcome.

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Distractify was wondering what has happened to
Hans Kim. Hans was a regular on

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the Kill Tony podcast. Distractify writes
about a year ago, fans started noticing

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a drop in Hans Kim's materials quality. As the opinion circulated, Tony began

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putting Hans up to battle other comedians
to keep his position as a regular.

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He apparently hasn't been on Kill Tony
in a few months. He used to

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perform every single week, fans have
noticed on the red Fans have said that

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Hans's two hour shows are fantastic,
so perhaps he's grown out of the one

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minute Killed Tony format. I got
a fact check that two hour shows.

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A guy who was doing a minute
is now doing two hours. Jerry Seinfeld,

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Chris Rock et cetera. Don't to
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comedy is a lot. I don't
know about that. One from the Newport

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News. A comedy bus wants to
take people around Newport, but one counselor

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says it's no laughing matter. Love
this one apparently a comedy tour bus hopes

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to come to Newport councilor Jean Marine. Apolitano said, they act like it's

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some kind of public veins that people
can get around downtown, and no,

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it's for them to make money,
period in a story. And all these

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people, you know, you go
out and you have a cookout in your

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yard or something, and it can't
enjoy their family are there without a bus

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going by and narrating. God knows
what. That's what it's about. Comedy

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Bus LLLC operates its ninety minute bus
tours around Providence. The usual tours start

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a brass Monkey bar and grill and
make one shortstop at a local restaurant or

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brewery. Guests can bring alcohol,
although not hard liquor, onto the bus

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and simp while listening to a local
comic acting as the tour guide. The

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buses that Comedy Bus LLC uses for
its tours or old school buses that have

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had the windows removed and replaced with
clear vinyl sighting that can be opened with

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the addition of the comedian using a
microphone, and the company's promise of R

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rated shows. Napolazano says she was
concerned about how the tour might impact local

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residents. That's fair. We don't
need people saying naughty things out the window.

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We definitely don't need that. I
mean, are you, Joe Koy?

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We're clean? What is wrong with
you people? Napolitano said. Can

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you imagine somebody standing around with their
kids and all of a sudden, here

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f this or something that doesn't work
for me or anybody else? All right,

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what if we do a clean comedy
bus? Are you okay with it?

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Then? And that's your comedy news
for today. I feel like I'm

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supposed to say something witty now.
I got nothing. See you tomorrow,