Well, well, will you know, sometimes I don't really have anything to
say in these parts, so thanks for being here. Buckle your butts and
sit down, shut up, and welcome to From a Far Podcast. Last
time I'm from a Far podcast. And then I think, are those a
kind of leading leads into Kip? But he's like, I saw her in
the telescope. Also, I think she's important. I'm willing to go with
you all. Also, did he not challenge us already? Am I?
Mister? So I just I just quickly rolled to see if she actually catches
the book that she doesn't. You understand now that the proto plane, it
was the very first plane of reality. You open the book and it says
like volume five. You open the one from Erica and it's a volume three,
And you open the one that you just found in with the Kippaphine and
Kushmar and it says volume two. What was the quote again, as that
which connects us makes us strong, That which came first is our duty to
protect, that which is in all of us makes us believe they're still missing
pieces. Were we being used by this order this whole time? And did
we get her contact information? She just sort of disappeared on usche ris like
sitting there, kind of like Lucy Kippa and nil, what number are were?
Maybe you're gonna invent like the chair two point zero? I think so
it could be. You never know, like maybe your dream is like nexus.
We know you have it in you. We know you have the ability
to combine a stool and a chair and making It's something you just have to
believe harder stair though that's already been made. A stare a stair chairs A
stools and chairs are just staircase. Damn it. I was hoping that you
would you would be the next great poet like William Shakespeare, or inventor like
or Ashley from Ashley from Ashley's furniture. Furniture, Such beautiful rhyming, such
beautiful poetry. The stairs looked like the chairs and the chairs remind me of
the stairs of your eyes as you sit on the stool, looking like a
fool waiting for the thighs. No, no, no, we didn't,
we didn't quite get there. Thanks, I heard the snaps. Appreciate it.
Well, I mean, you want to do this. We've already been
here for an hour. Let's make this thing happen with your permission, as
we do here critical role on critical role, we roll dice critically, critically,
we critically roll dice. We use critical thinking as we roll dice,
as we do. Hear from of our podcast, Are you already depart the
veils of reality and dive into this story? Yeah? Absolutely not. Let's
make it happen. And I realized that I was talking to somebody while I
was writing this intro, because it starts off with LLL LLL you all sit
in the prison cell, the evil Winnie the Pooh and Eletasia sit with you,
right it for kind of U. Evil winning the Pooh was a fun
little addition that we was like Grizzly the Pooh or something. The mind journey
you all just went on was pretty intense. You've connected dots and some of
the puzzle pieces are starting to fall into place. Your journey starts to make
a bit more sense. But as as with all good realizations, the answers
you did manage to find only raised more questions in your mind. Ain't that
just the way damn good reference? David? Anyway, you're starting to see
that there are organizations and powers at work here that are far beyond your understanding,
from from the family members to Falcon who is super dead, to these
other groups, to the mysterious order of the anchor. Who is really in
charge? Who was really pulling the strings? I literally wrote, David,
look at the camera at this point, So I'm looking at the camera.
It's me. I'm pulling the string. But that, Yeah, those those
are the thoughts that that that run through your head that night as you've all
just journeyed on this mind marathon of connecting the Do you remember those those books
when we were kids, those little connected not books. You all just completed
a whole book of that tonight. Yeah, these are the these are the
things you're thinking about as you sort of lay down for the night. Marai.
If she was there, she now leaves. If she wasn't there,
she would cut over to her real quick, and she's just like getting ready
for bed, and she's like just screaming at the top of her this is
my nightly ritual, just just screaming. And then we come back to you
all. You just hear the slight echo in the corner of a scream.
You're there with Alatasia. Sounds like someone painfully screaming before bed. Oh.
Yes, the classic night ritual of Marai is hauntingly terrifying, and you just
hear like you look over in the dark, shadowy corner and an evil Winnie
the Pooh is just like sharpening knives Winner the poo. So just to bring
bring her run up to speed, here we Rapture has issued this challenge.
He wants you all in his race. He is going to race with you
all. You were talking to Eleotesia and Marai last time about how the only
way to kind of like stop him and kill him is going to be able
up to you to get him out of the city because there's like some magical
protection that will keep him keep him kicking in the city. So luckily there's
a part of the race that goes outside the city. So you all will
have to the perfect time to strike. As you guys sort of like lie
down to bed and sorted to get ready for bed. You're in this sort
of this barracks like not necessarily nice or not necessarily like grungy or dirty.
You're just in this sort of standard room, just all lying down getting ready
for your race tomorrow. As you all go to bed, can you all
roll me a d one hundred place. Oh boy, Oh boy, forty
three fifty six, Christian Kippo, As you all lay down to sleep,
as you all rest your weary heads and weary bones, this is probably one
of the first time section, so you've been able to sleep, all of
you've been able to sleep relatively safely and comfortably in a very long time.
Arius, And now you have a very nice, relaxing, RESTful time.
Arius is honk shoeing all over the place, shook. Kippa's me, me,
me me, No doesn't sleep true? Well, No, you're you're
no, You're just you're just hanging out. It's just standing like straight up
in the center of the room, just staring out into the wall. I'll
say, you're you're just you keep looking at those books and you keep maybe
maybe you go down into your library. I don't know. You you're you're,
you're you you You're just hanging out, getting ready for the next day.
But Kippa, as you are asleep, you it's a bit a bit
restless. You toss and you turn and can't quite find that perfect perfect angle
on your bed to to get super comfortable. And then all of a sudden,
you you wake up and you you see it seems like you were back
in Kushmar and you are watching, uh, these shadows, these these figures
that you know to be the Don Walkers fighting and fending off this this horrific
dripping mouth covered limb covered folds and nasty, nasty monster there. The Don
Walkers are fighting off that that beasts, that nightmare beast that you you pass
when you left out of Kushmar and you are watching your friends fight and you
are watching this monster sort of defend these they look almost like pods like imagine
like in the Matrix, like when when when Keanu reeves, this character wakes
up in that sort of pod. That's that's a similar scene. There's this
sort of clusters and circles of these pods, and it looks like it stretches
out for a very long time. Can you roll me an investigation check please?
Okay? And that would be a sixteen cool, you know, with
the Don Walkers distracting this monster. It looks like these pods are left unattended
and you see one of them, like the glowing light from inside of this
pod sortive flicker and then like dime pay. And you also notice that it
looks like there's there's sort of this that corruption, that that inky. Those
tendrils that were flowing from Kushmar into the Veil of Dreams, it looks like
those are coming from this pod, these pods. Would I know if I'm
like actually fully back in Kushmar right now, or if I'm just it's more
of like a bird's eye view, more of like a perspective, like you're
you're sort of getting a vision of this. You're not You're not there,
but I'll say just to like flavor that you like all of a sudden perspective
like shifts down and you're like standing looking up over this towering beast. And
then don walkers are like dashing and moving around you, and like Franklin like
steps forward and like steps through you, and it's like and it's like starts
like issue commands and he starts right now, everyone left right the direction,
go aby, aby, start square, Let's go. Yeah. Like the
purpose of that is like he pass us through you and you realize you're not
actually there, You're just sort of getting this weird spectral vision. And then
you wake up and you like do that, oh gosh, sit up in
bed, throw the sheets off, dripping sweat knocks. Can you what's your
what's your passive perception? Knocks? Oh, seventeen cool as Kippa shoots up.
This is now the not the first time you've seen this, but this
is it's still relatively new and startling to you. Both his eyes are glowing
yellow. I will say I will sayd that I was listening to the episode
seventy the other day and we all described like what we look like in the
ethereal plane. Yes, and it was all like very exaggerated versions of us.
So I Kippa this technically then this whole time has had Oh we did
we do? Okay? Cool? Like he looks more fae. Both his
eyes a bellower, is what I said. Just perfect, Thank you for
reminding me important to bring back up it is. Yeah, So then knocks.
You just see Kipper shoot up in this bed and he looks very startled,
out of breath, and I guess the eyes are now gets it's normal
here. Oh you're all right, Kipper? Yeah, yeah, just to
just had a nightmare at all. How much time we got until morning?
Uh it's a couple of hours. He gets close soon, I suppose,
But according to the my sources, your source. Well, hey, I'm
just gonna try to get it a little bit more shut out. Before the
race, He's gonna like kind of turn over to the side away from Nil
and then that his eyes are just going to kind of stay open. Yeah,
that's that's what happens at night. As the next morning comes, you
all wake up, you get ready, you you have your breakfasts, you
put your armors on, and you start heading out towards towards this race.
And like, have you all ever seen the movie Gladiator? Oh? Yeah,
there's a scene where Maximus Decimus Meridius, the father of an honored murdered
son, husband to a murdered wife. Is that the one? Yeah,
that one d husband to a murdered son, father to a murdered wife.
Uh. There's a scene where they're walking out to like the gladiator pit and
they're walking underneath people like stamping and sharing and like there's like flower pedals and
like it's like a really cool scene, really beautiful scene. Uh. And
that's it's similar to this. Like as you are walking from the barracks and
out of the dungeons, you say go behind it to evil Winnie the Pooh.
You start walking and as you're getting deeper and deeper into the city,
closer to the starting point. You hear above you because you're walking in these
like underground like passageways, And as you get deeper in the city, you
hear more chanting and more stamping and more like more excitement, and like the
earth starts to like or the land, the ground starts to rumble a little
bit more as you hear there's like vast amounts of people getting ready for this,
for this race, and you're walking with Elotasia. You open up a
door and you you're now in a fantasy garage and you see a bunch of
these awesome wild looking cars like they're they're these big almost like semi truck like
size, like like like like cabs. You see some that are like on
all of them. You see like there's like handrails on all the sides for
people to like hang off the side and like mad Max style like attack people
as they drive by. You see some with giant harpoon guns. You see
some with giant netguns. You see someone's like flamethrowers. You see and Kippa
and Arius you would remember this. You see sitting right at the front,
this big like spiky, gothic looking black and red rot iron is the Nightmare.
The Nightmare is here. You see Rapture and then his crew of what
looked like these hooded masked like veil dancer or dream dancers. U veil dancers,
thank you uh these veil dancers like they're like ratcheting wrenches and loading up
harpoons and getting all sorts of like you see one guy like just porn just
like glands and glands of oil and like the back of the Nightmare. So
you see you see the Nightmare. Then you see one that looks like a
silver ship, like it's a classic pirate ship, and you see El Capitan
written on the side of it. You see one that looks like a trash
can on four wheels, very tall trash can on four wheels, and you
see four era Cocra type folks like flying and fluttering around it. That one
on the side is written the jumpco Mat. You see the You see one
that looks like just like a very very long fancy imagine like like a loon
tune limousine, like a very fancy see like there's like a bird hoot on
them on the front and on the side it says the Davis Paul Allen five.
You see there's four goblins just with top hats and monocles, drinking tea.
They're they're they're in the Davis Paul Allen five. You see one that
looks this is the description I wrote of it looks like a reverse truck,
so the bed is out front and the cab is out back. That one
just is called red car. One would that just be a car parks backwards,
a truck driving in reverse. You see one that's called the Merry Bell.
It looks just like a long spear, you know, those like banana
boat tubes that like you have on lakes. That one looks like it might
be easy to knock over. Then one of my my second favorite one.
He doesn't have as much of that stability. You see one is slightly smaller
than the rest of them, actually a smaller than the rest of them,
because it's just four bikes tied together like like a like a quad. It's
called Kale on the Horizon, and it looks like it's driven by some very
very healthy looking trout in very spindex shorts. Then you see one that's it's
called the Ram. It is just a ram. It's looks like a mechanical
ram. And then the final and probably best one, it looks like just
like a regular minivan. Uh. And you see the person who's who's who's
mechanick ing and fixing up this one you see written on the side says the
family van. This person turns to you, very bald headed, very tall,
very big. Uh. It looks just like Vin Diesel. Because it
is. It's actually there's actually four, there's four Vin Diesels driving the family
van. There's like family, We're family, We're family family. See.
I was thinking like the mystery van from Scooby dood Oh, that would be
a good one too. That is that they're all as dressed as each of
those character. It's you see a Ben Diesel version of of Fred, Daphne,
Velma and Shaggy. And then they just have a Knoll who's just like
tied up like chained up, like in a straight jacket behind on like the
back of it. Because it's cool. And yeah, those are the those
are the several cars you've seen. Everyone like, everyone's getting ready, everyone's
everyone's put loading up their cannons, loading up their harpoon guns. After that
whole display hipA turns to Aletation. It's like, so, I'm assuming you
have a ride, and you see her like reaching into the pocket of one
of the aracocers and she's like, oh uh no, yes, I do
have a ride. We were gonna we were gonna steal the Junco mat No,
well this is in in classic from a far passion and fashions like yeah,
of course, and she holds up a little key fob and you hear
it echo throughout the garage and you we turn to the final spot of of
the pod racing pod racing garage and what let's decide what it looks like.
What does Aletage's car look like. I have a few things that I'll need
to say sort of what it looks like. But what what what? What's
like? What's the kind of vibe you guys want for this? There's already
a pirate ship one. There's already a pirate ship one one. If it's
like the pumping mine card, you know, like we got two people.
I will I will, I will say an all terrain train. I will
say noe to that because part of the rules of this, and I'll explain
the rules is gonna be just a second for for the race coming up,
there can only be one one driver, so having to two people power it
would be would be it's our limits, what's our constraints. The only constraints
that I was going to put on it is just to fit in with Arius's
vision. It needs to be kind of piecemealed together, right right, because
I was gonna say, if it, let's just do a spaceship, just
us talking spaceship. But yeah, you have it, like it look like
speed racer car, like Captain Falcon's car. Yeah, piecemeal what if it?
What if? What if she she's been building this from the remnants of
like the crashed cars throughout so so she's because she's off from wreck it.
Ralph Candy Lady, Yeah, Vanilla pe von Schweets, I love that cool.
So yeah, it's a very piecemeal like sort of like and she presses
the button and you turn around to this this area of the garage and walk
past the family van and the ram uh and you you see this. It's
a it's about the same size, a little smaller than the than the Nightmare,
but you see these handholes all along the side. You see a cockpit
sort of in the middle and in like like what did you say? I
said, you're a cockpits not a pitcock. You see these h looks like
bits of old wrecks have been She's been like putting slapping these together to make
this this new ship. Oh yeah, what if we each choose a feature?
Yeah, well that's the nice thing I was gonna say. We got
there's a couple things we can add to this to this ship. We got
weapons. I have a couple options. Or if you want to try to
like make up your own weapon, totally fine. We gotta get a name
for it. I'm bad at those. It's all good and we gotta get
Yeah we can. Let's let's discuss because we can also like you could be
like we don't want a weapon. We want more like harnesses or more like
handholds to make it like easier to like maneuver around on this thinking like a
bottle of like a big old jar of grease on the back end, like
an oil slick, Like yeah, like an oil slick or something. Okay,
it's just like a giant cauldron that's like always like boiling. It's just
hot oil. Some cow drops something, yeah, so some some sort of
like like oil slick you want on the back of this guy cool, Absolutely
love that anyone else have any desire for for weapons, I'll say we can
do we can do one more if you want, like some sort of like
projectile what about Like I don't know, I don't know how how I would
describe it necessarily, but it's like like it would be like an enhancer.
So like it like if you were to like focus magic through it, it
just kind of turns whatever magic is into some sort of attack like a like
a railgun or something that could be pretty cool. So like it solidifies magical
energy or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
I'm just thinking because of myself and Christian, we're both magic users, so
that would be it would be useful for us. We could do we could
do something where it's like if it's an attack role, you would have advantage
on it, or if it's a saving throat, they would have disadvantage on
it. Like for like the mechanics of it. Yeah, we could have
it be kind of like the turrets that whatever they are, we have,
like what two of them or something they behave like when you use them,
it's like you a higher level of eldritch blast or something. Yeah, that's
what That's what I was thinking. So it's like if if like I cast
an Eldritch budge, Eldritch bletch, an eldrich an Eldritch blast into it,
then it just kind of like multiplies it or something. Yeah, we can
do it. Could have like a I don't know what grew down or some
sort maybe yeah we can figure it. Yeah, we can do that.
So basically I can see either like more damage or like casting it like a
high which I guess would just be more damage. Like casting it a higher
spell slot. We could say if you once once per round, you can
use this and it would like basically free upcast whatever spell you're you're you're passing
through it that work. Sure, you just move it up one level.
Yeah that's cool. Cool. So we have this sort of what what does
that look like? What is this what is this uh this magic enhancer look
like? And you could literally be in that. You could say a talk
about cup and it would it would work. Oh man, Okay, so
maybe like some sort of like uh like a maybe like a giant like a
gem of some sort like big fan of gems. Yeah, like a like
a giant like gem or something like on a swivel of some sort. Okay,
so you can like aim it wherever you need to. What if it
looked like one of those like uh you know when you go to like the
Statue of Liberty or wherever, like some big well some some big fucking like
attraction like the little those little those like yeah. He was like you just
like turn like casts. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay cool. So so like we'll say it's like it's like that,
but like with with gem gem eyes. He looked at these gem eyes and
it just blasts this magic love that you have to have your hands on the
handle in order for it to work. Yes, and then you just have
you ever seen when people want it living really colder is and they ride like
bikes or motorcycles, they have like those almost like glove like things on the
handles. Oh yeah, yeah, it's like that. So then your hands
are inside of this like you know, like touristy like spiel thing. But
that's like you're like in there like forming the spell into like this. Yeah
yeah like that. So that's what that's what we have on the front.
Very very good. So we have an oil stuck on the back. It
looks like kind of like a piece meal together bunch of ships from Elotasia's previous
attempts, which I don't know if I said this last time. She's been
racing and racing and hasn't been able to win. She's been sort of biting
her time because she's trying to find the right time to strike because her brother
Dennis Sean was taken by by a rapture and she's trying to find a way
Dennis or Sean. And so yeah, she's she's starting to tinker around the
ship. So yeah, sorry, we have a piece meal together from her
previous attempts. We have this sort of magic focal tourist binoculars thing, and
we have an oil slick on the back, and I'll say the oil slick
will only be able to use once. Yeah, okay, cool, So
then real quick, real real, real quick. Here, the way this
is gonna work. The way this is gonna work is you have to be
the first across the fin line or everyone else has to be dead. Each
car needs one driver, So I'm just gonna say Elotasia is going to be
that that driver. The rest of you are kind of set up to defend
and fight and do whatever you want to do. There are really no other
rules things you can It is kind of like a death race. You each
are gonna be able to do whatever you want to do, like if you
want to cast spell, if you want to rage, if you want to
mount another ship, if you want to get really creative and do something wild,
feel free to do that. Or you can take one of these actions.
You can help the driver focus, which will give them advantage on their
dexterity checks. You can board another car, like I said, you can
try to repel other boarders. If someone's trying to trying to get you all,
you can heal the car. Because the way this is gonna work is
each car as a set number of hit points and an AC But the way
it works is there's a damage threshold that you have to Like you have to
get past the damage threshold threshold to do any damage at all, Like if
for most of them, it's like ten or twelve, and so if you
don't do any if you don't do ten or twelve damage, it's just meaning
meaningless and like nothing really happens. But if there's a there's a cap on
the damage threshold, if any damage surpasses the threshold, then I'll roll on
a mishap table. And so like the car, like the wheels can explode
or the engine can explode or whatever, or the magic field that is powering
these engines will stop functioning or things and things like that. So you can
roll to heal the car because that there's gonna be attacks and things happening,
and the good thing you're heal. Yeah, And then the last one you
can do is you can roll for shortcuts. The way shortcuts are gonna work
is on the path. Yeah, if you give up your turn, you
can roll and investigate if there's a shortcut. If you if you successfully find
a shortcut, you can move up to three spaces forward. Oh shure,
suddenly snakes and ladders, let's go. Yeah. Yeah, So this this
is gonna be a little bit Calvin Bali because I don't have any maps or
anything. But like basically, unless you state otherwise, or unless something else
happens, you're always gonna be moving forward. And unless you're like purposely trying
to like overcome the car in front of you, you're pretty much gonna stay
in whatever position you want. Does that make sense? So, like,
unless you're purposely, Like, all right, we're gonna try and dash.
Oh, that's that's right. There's another there's a dash mechanic. The driver
can dash up to two times in a row before they have to slow down
for that next round. Okay, does all that makes sense? There's a
lot, there's all that rule, there's all those rules being said. But
also I'm pretty sure what's gonna happen is as soon you start racing, y'all
just gonna starting fighting the rest of these cars. And that's what it's gonna
That's what it's gonna be. And that's that's all that it needs to be.
Don't worry about the track, and don't want about the placement. I'll
I will, I will do all that on this end, and I will
tell you all where you are at and like if you're falling behind, if
you're if you're catching up, whatever, So I tell you what. So
that being said, you all approached this car, and what are what are
we gonna what are we gonna call Aletasia spaceship looking piecemeal together oil slick magic
enhancing car. The Stinker five, The Stinker five. It's all right,
we got Stinker five so far? Anyone else have a Stinker five going once,
the Stinker six, Stinker six going once twice, the good Smelling seven,
the good Smelling seven. Altasia was taking a new approach with this the
marketing on this one. She was like, yeah, everyone thinks I'm really
stinky? Why uh seven? The Stinker six, the good Smelling seven,
and the name I will contribute is Anna Jolie's Third Dream three, Third Dream
three. So is this the third time she's had three dreams? Or is
this thing? This is? This is the third car named the third Dream
dream. I think Stinker five is a great I look, you love good
Smelling seven. You know, let's go. Let's go with good smelling seven.
Let's go with good smelling seven. Smelling seven. So as as she
like dusts off some dust from the name, you see, So here's here's
my baby, ding ding ding good smelling seven. She kind of stands back
and like the light kind of gets it just away, and it looks like
shit, but it also looks like he can do what needs to get done.
As the lights gleaming off of it, a bumper piece, just like
it sprouts legs and walks away, like it turns its car face to you
and it's like my name, my name was Lightning McQueen Elataia. I'm going
to do a trump name and Mercy's a truck. But uh yeah, so
she she she looks and she kind of lovingly pats the side of the good
Smelling seven. She turns to the rescue and she says, this is uh,
this is all happening so fast. I think I don't remember what my
voice was and it wasn't Southern, I know that for sure. So now
it's just going to be sort of a higher pitch there. It has found
it. This is my voice. Now. I want to thank you all
for being willing to do this. Uh you're you're really helping helping us out.
Because she leans in closer. She's like this, point points over,
leans in closer and points over to Rapture, and she says, I know,
he seems like like a giant buffoon. Seeds seems I know he is
a giant buffoon. But and she like kind of like puts a hand on
kid, but you're about the same size. She puts a hand on your
shoulder, and she says, uh, he does have power though he's he's
terrifying, he's he's somehow been able to overthrow him Marai and take over this
city. And he's he's he's getting his power source from somewhere. And there
you trying to psych us out. No, I'm just I'm just I'm just
I'm just thankful y'all here. And I know I have a good feeling about
this. I've been I've been waiting, been biding my time, waiting for
my time to strike because I'm tired of him ruling this place. It's been
a while. And and I see you all. I heard you all snore,
and last night, I know those are the snores of the people who've
who've done a lot and have a lot of power. I know you,
I know you just you've just met me. But that's fine. I trust
you all implicitly. This is gonna be great. You know. I trust
us implicitly, And I still don't really trust us, don't. That's that's
not helping me. I was just gonna say, it's nice to have someone
finally believe in us. Well, let me let me put it this way.
It's it's less of believe more of desperation. That's more valid because if
if, if this doesn't work, if we can't stop him, here.
If we can't stop him here, I don't know what's going to happen.
We're all in trouble. That's what's going to happen. That's what it is.
I also don't know if I said this before. Did I tell you
you like raptures like deal for this race? I didn't so rapture walk services
whale, whale whale. Look what the cat threw up? Lean's over like
one of his veil dancers, and they're like, okay, I'm just He
says, I don't know if you remember that. I don't know if y'all
remember the conditions for this race. So I'll tell them to you right now.
If y'all lose, y'all die, I will, I will. I
will kill you. I will likens over. Do you kip it? I
will send you back to Kushmar and you can. You'll, you'll, you'll
be back in that nightmare, nightmare place. Yeah, he respond to this,
No, it's fine. I've super lost the thread on all of this,
on all of this arc right now. So like it's it's wild West
out here, baby, we're having fun. Says if y'all, if y'all,
if I beat y'all, y'all eyes are forfeit. It's a big if.
They're rapture. I mean I've done it before. I beat I beat
you specifically and not in a car. I don't think. I don't think
I was specifically beating him. You sort of cheated you kind of snug about
nowhere love and war. I mean, I'm a rogue. Look at me,
go we I'm sneaky and I'm a son of I'm a son of a
gun. Let me tell you what I Yeah, man, I feel I
thought I was going to be a lot more informative and intimidating when I walked
over here, But I'm not. Well, get it all right, we
lose, we die? Yeah, there it is there, It is all
right. Well hold on, wait a minute. What if we win,
do you get to die? I mean that would be fair. No,
well how about this? How about this? If if you, if you,
if I lose, which hasn't happened yet, if I lose, sort
of a wild what if you know, just throw it at us? Yeah,
yeah, you're like, what what if that happened? You know?
What if it happens? If I? If I lose? He like takes
off his hat and he bows down to you, and he says, if
if I lose, I'll leave this city and y'all can have it. I
don't think that's really enough. What do you think? Well, no,
I don't know how gonna be trusted he's gonna do it. I don't think
he would. He's like, he's just like backing away. He's like you,
that's I'm literally keen here. I can you got? You just have
to trust me, uh I know? He says, yeah, if if
if y'all beat me, I'll I'll I'll hang up my hang up my spurs,
and I'll head on home. Where. Oh wow, okay, right,
it's a Where's home? It's Orlando, Florida. He looks down to
electation and he says, all right, well good luck today, little one.
You're gonna need it, and he starts to starts to back away.
Spicious, Now, I've really lost the threat on a Rapture. I really
wanted him to be very scary when I first started doing his thing, but
he's kind of turning into this old goober. You all have the deal rapture,
will you all? He will? He will send you to chrish Mars
slash kill you. He comes back and He's like, oh, let's shake
on it. He says, thanks for reminding me. I've got you know,
it's it's hard being the king. There's a lot to remember here,
so I appreciate you you keeping me honest like that. Heals out his hand,
no nudges, kip up, keeping nudges. Arius. Arius wakes up.
He just immediately sees a hand down. He just shakes it. All
right, well now we shug on it. Anything else before I go rapture?
Hello you I don't know no, no, no, no, no
no no, you're you're the one. Know how you doing their old old
drinking drink drink, sleep, drinking poison. Shakes his head and he just
turns around and just gets on the car and he's like, all right,
let's get this over with. How about this? He like he pulls up
like a like a water skin. He's like, you're thirsty, and as
like who it starts to reach for it, and then he's like, wait
a minute, and I was gonna say nil, slaps arias his hands just
no rapture drops on the grasses. That was That was That was fair?
Alright, alright, alright, well enough enough of this extremely awkward seeing how
about we have we face each other out on the streets and he pumps his
collar. Is grammar I just standing there this whole time, a right episodes
ago, and he gramorized Dad Paul no longer exists. I was, I
was like, I was like where, I don't even remember the last time
we talked about grammarized there? Sebastians there and Sapphires all that fashion. Sebastian
has always been there? Why is Sebastian wasn't wasn't he hanging out in my
lever at one point he was for a while. I think we had his
body there on They're all fucking over the place, dude, I don't.
I don't use as an excuse because I'm having a ton of fun. This
This ARC's gotten gotten wheels of its own, and it's it's rearing off down
the track and we're just trying to keep up. It's on, it's on
neutral, on a downhill. It's going, but well, we're stilling a
good time with it. Sebastian and Sapphire walk up and they're like, as
also, we're really good mechanics, so we're gonna be your pit crew.
Since when? Since that's what I used to do or Sebastian's like that Yard,
I used to be the ship's mechanic. I thought you were the spy
Yard. Honestly, most most people are like yo, it's yo. The
careers of spy and mechanic, there's a lot of cross so far. And
when I was on the ship, I was the mechanic. When I was
off the ship, I was the spy. I was like, I want.
I once spent a I once spent six nights in a mechanics dreams,
and I know everything about mechanicis will now so mechanicism. Yes, so we're
not going with you all this death race. But Sapphire looks up and he's
like, but God just said you can have your grass, Samurai. You
can speak to God now. No, I didn't want I don't. I
didn't. I didn't I didn't want him. I just didn't know where you
want. It has like a headset with a microphone play like well we'll say,
we'll say yeah, no, we don't know. It's fine, we
don't need to. I just have a hawk come and just pick him up
and fly away. Grandmai has his own little side adventure. That'll be our
first patroon on the Adventures of Grammarai Paul to go, though Paul is still
very important. This weren't the ethereal plane, baby, things happened. Grandmarai
starts chasing a butterfly, and we look away, look back, and he's
just gone, well, yeah, you see you see Grahamarai like chasing a
butterfly, and he's like, yeah, he was like slashing on it with
his sword. And then you see the race happening before you all. Grandmarai
runs runs out of the track to get this butterfly and turns and looks.
It's a little too late. The wrecking ball rashes, crashes right through him,
and you see a puff of ethereal grass. It erupts him. And
then it's wild because Sebastian and Sapphire both have heart attacks at that time,
and Chewy, who somehow has shifted the whole time, shows up, and
you know, just for the shit of it, William's there too, and
William is like, hey, guys, and then a rift open then pulls
him back to whatever lost dimension he's from. No, oh my god,
everyone's still alive. But they're all they're all like they're hanging back. They're
gonna be your pit crew. They're gonna that's all the punctuation we need.
I do like the image of Grammar, I like in the headset with a
clipboard. That was funny. And then well that works in the areas you
can still sort of communicate with you. We'll say that. Alright, alright,
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, all left, all
left left, all left left. We're going in a circle. We're going
in a circle. We get to be all right, man, the deck,
We're we're a whirlpool. Everyone, everyone, stop listening to the story.
We're going down to the world pool right now, everyone to the left,
to the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box
to the left, put it to the left, in the closet. No,
that's my stuff. To the left. In the middle of our life
and pending danger to look at my wares. I feel comfortable. I don't
know about you, David. I actually could feel more comfortable. I feel
like I'm missing something in that that well, I'm glad you brought that up
day, because there is and I've been so comfortable lately. Is the security
that I feel while wearing my Robinson brand big Boy jockstrap. The safety I
feel going out into the world knowing that nothing's gonna hurt my little two boys.
That just allows me to be the confident and easy, breezy, beautiful
boy that I am. Honestly, that's it. Ten percent off if you
use the code protect Christians, little boys, protect my little boys, protecting
my little boys. Tell him we sent you. Thanks by Oh look we're
safe. We got you know what that reminds me of, though, the
next part of this story that sounded just like this, Thanks, thanks,
Thanks. I don't know I said thanks, but I said it. Shut
up, sit down, shut up, and down. Man. I love
dragging at the end of things like this. We'll look at the time.
Yeah, no, my microwave is done. Let me go get that real
quick, and I'm back. I got popcorn. And now the next part
of the story sounded just like this, thanks. Damn it. As you
hear the gong whistle sound and all the cars start, that's not getting the
sound effects. You hear the you see you see the other car starts to
move towards the starting line. Allotation starts to look nervous, but she gets
she gets in the cockpit and she starts driving. She cranks up the cranks,
the keys on the good smelling seven, and you all start to go.
You'll start to help the name of that I have. I have a
very very short term memory. I can remember that wall recording. Then as
soon as we're done, I'm gonna be like, I don't know, You'll
had You'll head towards the towards the starting line, and all of these cars
are lined up there. You got the junk of Matt, the El Capitan,
the Dennis Paul five, the red car one, Mary Bell Kale on
the horizon, the Ram and the family van. Also the Nightmare is there?
Wait, what about the Paul David Allen Paul Davis on five? Oh,
it's there. It's uh but like it's the noses up on the line.
We have that classic shot of like the starting line in the foreground and
all the wheels come to the thing and we zoom out and the Paul Davis
Allen to stretches out so far and uh we look up. We look a
little bit farther ahead on the track. We see the rear bumper lights of
the pole. It's a fully circular it's around. I love. It can't
turn, it can only only just go straight. Just goes straight line and
uh, a small small coe bald with wings, a winged cobald flies up
to to the front of you and he says, and drivers to your positions,
and he's already there and he's like fuck and he says, all right,
one t wait, we're just going yeah three and uh and El punches
it and uh. All the cars rumble off towards the towards this ranks and
the crowd everyone's having a good time. Uh yeah, that is good.
Where do you all where do you all find yourself? On on the car
before on the on the good smelling seven before it goes what's the most comfortable
looking chair? Probably right next to elet baby all right, he's a recliner
that's been like retro mail and kippa, where are you located? He's like
he's reading like a five point turned extreme leaning. He's got like a map
of the track and he's like, and I don't know how people could avenue
with all these things. And he's like, all eletaia, and you know,
coming up, you're gonna have to hang a left, and you're gonna
hang out the left it You're gonna keep hanging left it's a square. It's
a it's a square. It's it. Literallyre's there's there's one. That's it.
That's it. Yeah, mill is probably I assumed by the magic enhancer.
Yeah, I'll also Kip is it the other magic enhancer. So we
got our little formation. So we have it. So Kip Kip a nail
up front areas kind of just recumbent next to next to Elasia. Elatasia puts
down her goggles, tightens her piece, puts her five point seatbelt on,
she puts one hand on the wheel, and as soon as three happens,
she punches that throttle. So she has the five boy harness just reclining.
She's locked in. Yeah, she punched the throttle, and and the jet
engine on the back areas is like are you looking at her? All of
her seatbelts is like okay, yeah, she's like, oh she had sorry,
and she's just like she just kind of hands you like like a rope
window down a little bit so you can like have a more of a more
of a grasp on like that window. That's all you got. And uh,
as she punches the throttle, the jet engine on the back of all
of like the nine or ten cars that are there. Then all these like
rockets from basically just like take off, and the crowd goes wild. There's
confetti, they're already popping champagne, and you guys drive to this that kind
of champagne arc of tree like of sprays. And for the third or fourth
roll of the night, I am going to be rolling for Eletasia and placement
of all of these, all of these cars. But it sounded like Arius
and Kipper we're trying to help her, So I'm going to give her advantage.
That's that's good because I was a three and a nineteen so and then
the other other folks kind of fallen lintile, I'm behind you. So as
the as the race starts, as this as this death race for your life
starts, you see the black and red gothic spiky car that is the Nightmare
like up on two wheels, doing like doing like a wheel just running from
you. All's up on two wheels and then you see there's just a bunch
of feet on the bottom and it's running. It tears it in front and
it actually, uh, let's see how many cars are here? One the
car gets up, can one of you roll me a D ten please any
just just one of you, doesn't matter who anyone, I'm doing it.
That's a four A four. Oh no. As you see the as you
see the Nightmare tear tear forward, you see this like spiky almost like whip
arms and whip out from the from like the back of the Nightmare, and
and the Davis Paul Allen drives over over the spike and they hit it.
They oh shit, okay, so we're gonna roll on this on this mishap
table real quick for the Davis Paul Allen. We're starting strong here, folks.
See other than as that's my bid for the wind Yeah, of course,
I mean the Davis Patland is they've got they've got it. You see
this super long Loney Tunes ass car. Like you see the front wheels that
are there, you see it like break and like you see it looks like
their axles damage and they start to spin out of control and they're gonna be
in They're gonna be in the last place. But they're not out of the
race yet. The Davis pot Island does still have a chance. Sorry,
the Davis pot Island five man happen to the fourth or one the nightmare,
and the Nightmare took them out as the nightmares in front of you. You
are all in second place. You are being approached on either side by the
ram and the Junko Mat. From the Junko Mat you see four era cocras
brandishing their feather weapons off off the top of their trash candle squawk squawk,
caca and uh. And the Merry Bell, just the sort of very wobbly
spear is driving next to you. So first, first position is the is
the nightmare. Second, there's three three way time for second between the good
Smelling seven, the Merry Bell, and the Junco map. And it is
y'all's initiative turn. And very much like spell Jammer, the ships are gonna
have initiative. You all just act on that initiative in whatever whatever order you
see fit and see best. Okay, So it is your turn. You
have the like I said that, the Nightmare is in front of you a
little ways off like speeding up, and this is retracting this giant spike trap.
And you have the Junco Mat and the Merry Bell besign. You are
we in any danger at the moment at this point. It doesn't it doesn't
seem like it. You could, you could check, but it is your
turn first. Like you you are a little bit ahead of the Junco mat
and the Merry Bell. It's like they're like coming up behind you, like
behind them beside you. You could, you could wait and see what happens
if you want. Kip Kippa's gonna swing around his turret and start the process
of casting wall of force. Oh god, I'm gonna do wall of force,
like kind of right up in front of the Junco mats. It's it's
so tall, it's very tall. Something that starts like a knock it over
and yeah, it's it's like it's like a it's like a twenty foot tall
contraption on like very tiny wheels. And just just because I want there to
be more opposition for you all, I'm gonna say, with your wall of
force, it'll it'll hit you can hit one of them, and it's not
just gonna You're not just gonna be able to cut off the whole track and
the rest of the people behind you are now just fucked by this wallow force.
Its feet perfect, You're perfect, perfect, okay, so excuse me.
This will be your action and if it's a saving Can I adjust one
thing that I'm doing, of course, instead of a small wall that it
runs into, and have it be a ramp it off, but the ramp
is slightly tilted to the stop. Absolutely as apps fucking lately. I love
I love DND it like like a like a doorstop kind of. Yeah,
okay, so there's something really a stave for for wall of forces there you
just sort of do it. It might just be like a dexter I'm gonna
do. I'm gonna do a dex terrety save with the driver and and I
imagine that looks like too coming out of the turret, you know, like
Kip was looking through looking at both of the cars behind. Then he chooses,
He's like when it's tall and you know, a little purple ray of
light from the gym maybe yeah, like you see the eyes of this tourist,
large faced tourist binocular contraption light up and just like like like a cyclops
from X Men. Just this beam shoots out right in front of a run
in front of the junko mat and uh, I rolled for a dexterty saving
throw and let me just double check make sure I'm not doing this wrong.
The junk of mat is technically a tormentor. A tormentor has a plus two
to dexterity, but I rolled a five plus two that is se So I'm
gonna just I'm just gonna say it. You you you take out this one,
this one very tall, very silly looking car. You said, the
junk of mat go up on the on the wheels or on the ramp,
it starts to tip and for for a moment it's just driving on two wheels
and all the air cooker are like flapping their wings trying to like get into
like ride itself. And then it like leans far enough out and it's like
over the crowd, over like this box seats of the crowd and they're like,
yeah, this is great and they and then like there's like a beam.
There's like there's like there's like a like a cross area where like like
like like a ramp to get across the track for like pedestrians, and like
this, because the junk of mine is leaning so far, it just hits
this this h this bridge to get across the fucking race track and just spins
out. You see air coker and trash go flying. As as as you've
taken out one one car? Very good? Uh? Who's up next?
On on this this good smelling seven. I just want to have like a
small, small moment of yeah, you know, it's like are we are
we? Are we being very aggressive? Or are we just sort of like
waiting as you see the cars exploding in the back, I don't know.
We're just going with the flow areas. Ghit me back. I don't know
about you. Man. You see areas with like like big like aviation goggles
on, like hair just straight back, like already getting wind burd He's like,
oh, wait, are we are we being really aggressive? Should should?
I? Should? I just fire fire? Okay? Then she just
like like wheels around like I just imagined, like comically just like spins around.
It's very much like like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, Like the seats
are like moving around, shell are like pointing these like giant guns, and
I guess yeah, she'll just go for a classic Eldritch blast on on.
Uh, whichever one's the close to us, the merry Bell, the very
the very full unstable looking speed. What is it is the merry Bell not
the goat? No, that's the ram, the ram. Yeah wait,
well I got a twin and to hit. Yeah, that's that's gonna do
it. The bell is twenty one roll damage for me, please. There's
three beams, by the way, so sixteen region sixteen. That's that's a
lot. Oh wait, don't but don't you have to roll the hit on
each on each of the three, is it? Thought? Yeah? I
don't think you just roll once for all three because there are separate beams,
right, I think that's I think it is. I don't forget that what
we've done it over here, But ye're just just roll roll for the three
of them real quick. So you hit one for sure sixteen damage because that
what you can hit multiple targets if you like. Is there three separate attacks?
See? Well, uh one okay, so that's twenty four, so
that it is. Let's go, that's two. It's nine one missus one
misses. Okay. So as as you're shooting the merry bell, you see
two two of these wildly, what are your utter blasts looks like? What
are your Eldridge blasts looking I think I said that they were like kind of
like watery, that makes sense, yeah, sort of like a watery like
a water gun almost super so cool, I'm a squirtle of them. Yeah,
I love it. Yeah, you hit with the first and you see
the Merry Bell starting to like whoa, whoa, sort of like fish tail
and like go a little bit wild. Can you roll me a D twenty
please? Nucks seven? Okay cool? So as this as this, the
Merry Bell is starting to fish tail and get wobbly. You see from the
driver of the Marybell had just like two like sticks and they're like, so
it's like you pull the left one and push the right. I want to
turn left and vice versa to turn right. You see, like yeah,
you see like them like start to veer towards you, and then it looks
like there's like a mishap in the steering and they start to and they like
actually ran right into the side of you all a ship ton of damage,
which is awesome, and you you you locked their steering. So now they're
just like sort of hitting to the side of you and pushing, pushing you
all. And it is now the Mirrorbell's turn and you see it's a bunch
of dwarves riding. Oh no, I'm sorry, Andy, Yeah, you're
you're up. So the mirror bells like on. It's like leaning on us.
Yeah, it's like crashing onto you. All. Yeah, I think
Areas will try to jump on the mirror bell and try to like cool,
maybe try to like I don't know. He's like, that's not good,
let's try to fix that. So he jumps on there and each has to
hit the steering you get it to not hit into them or okay. So
I'm gonna say because because it is like the car is like touching onto you,
it's a pretty easy roll me a either athletics or acrobatics check just to
get there. It's it's very an you guy with advantage because it is touching.
Eighteen. So Arius, Arius like stands up from his recliner, wind
hair hair swept wind, wind swept hair flowing out behind him. It's like
they that happens. It rolls him off and he like rolls onto the lands
and Arius, you're now standing almost on like a balance beam with four four
other four dwarf and dwarf and creatures and you're you're now like right in front
of the where where the steery person the captain pilot is, uh, the
steary person, just the steary person. He just he kicks the He just
kicks the one that's the most forward, because he's has two things. He
just like just gives a big old kick. So you're gonna kick like the
the right stick that it like like just actually that will technically make it stop
because one is fully back and then the other. Anyway, okay, so
make me a either an attack roll or a strength check. Probably a strength
check. I'm going to do. Do an opposed strength check. So see
if they can kind of push back against this that is I got. I
got a twelve and nine plus three. Beat me baby, I got a
six. Oh cool, love it so as a but this this one has
say it happens. He stands up and actually like blocks you from like hitting
hitting hitting his his thing. And he's like, all right, Laddy,
you come onto my my ship. You try to kick my steering shaft.
That just ain't gonna fly with old captain no buttercuffs here? Will it?
Will it? Will it? Will it, Captain Willets, And he will
be taking attack against you. Nuts. Is he still holding my foot?
Yeah, he caught your foot in mid air and he's holding your foot.
So now, just to reset the scene a little bit, we have stuck
in your toes. Gross. We have the Nightmare speeding forward in first place.
We have the Junco map out of commission done no more. We have
the Mirabelle, the wobbly spear car crashing into the good smelling seven. Arius
is now on top of the Mirabelle and is locked in confrontation with their their
dwarf and captain Captain no buttercups Willet And now the only person left on your
team is Eleotasia. She is going to she is going to hold her action,
but she is going to gear up a dash and she's gonna yell Arius
getting back on the fucking ship. And you see like you see it.
You hear like the engine revving starting like starting to happen. And now it
would have been the joker Maths term, but not anymore. They're they're dead,
as as the captain Captain oh buttercups so will it stands up, pulls
out like a giant wrench from behind his mind, his back, and he's
gonna take a swing on you. He's gonna take two swings on you.
And Drocolites. The first is I no more with these dice, because that
was a two out of five and that's not gonna beat you. What is
your AC like twenty something? Yeah, it's twenty because I have the battering
pan and an unarmored defense. Nice. Cool. So he pulls out this
long wrench and he starts to take two wild swings on you, but because
the Marabella is so top heavy and so rolling, it rolls to one side
every where. All the dwarfs in the back whoa who, and he swings
real wide. He just like sort of leaned back just a little bit,
and he doesn't hit you. As the four others are gonna You're gonna go
so uh, two of the of the four dwarves jump onto the Good Smelling
seven. So now there's two dwarves in the Good Smelling seven. Two dwarves
including Captain a buttercupso Willet are on the merriabell uh and two of them are
going to take some attacks against Kippa and nil. That's another natural one.
Call it, I call it, you call it. That's okay. So
Christian gives the natural one nil. You get the what is your AC mills
sixteen? That is actually exactly a sixteen? As you take? Cool,
thanks Christian, as you take twelve twelve points of damage as this wrench comes
out and just bam, hits you right across the leg, just right in
the right and the hip. Oh well, thank goodness for our tenth hp
god damn. Yeah. And then you see that for there are other attacks.
They were about to try to go attack Alotation, but they don't do
it, and they that's that's it for their turn as all right, So
that is it for your turn? That is it for the is it that
doesn't count as? What are they? What are they hit me with bludgeoning
a rench? What were you hoping for? No? I just I have
counterspell, so so you know it was it was the spell of of of
hitting you with the wrench. I cast wrench. That sounds like like a
line from Kunn Powe, you know, like I counterspell your fist with my
face or something with my nuts. As you see another car starting to pull
up beside you, all because Allotation is taking the time to not dash forward
away for areas to get back. You see, h you see a kale
on the horizon, the four bikes being powered the powered by the four really
healthy looking draft just like they're like standing up leaning so far over their their
their petals, the like aero dynamic connets, tear drops, like super long
tear drops. Yeah, because it's fantasy. It's it's like they're like ten
feet back behind. So now, David, is this like four bikes attached
horizontally? Like, are they got two by two? My original thought was
a two by two, but tandem it's or one two one one two one
is pretty good. We're gonna go with a one two one. We're gonna
go with a tantuotom. We'll have one. It'll be it'll be one chain
together by behind by two and then one bringing up the rear. The one
on the rear is just swinging mason chains. Yeah. Yeah, So the
kale on the horizon is starting to come up. You see a bunch of
other cars behind you. It looks like the Nightmare doesn't act actually get that
much farther forward from you. It looks like it's still about the same distance
ahead as as we're passing through the first leg of this journey. Cool cool,
cool, cool, cool cool cool. And it looks like as you,
as the cars are all dashing forward, plumes are smoke of flying up
behind you. You see the crowd is just fucking going nuts. You've already
had one trash can explode, and you already have people mounting other cars.
The nightmare in front of you turns around this corner and you see at a
moment after when you get there, you see it like maneuvering and like dexterously
making this way through these It's like there's a part of the road that is
covered with those like old fashion looking like like sea mines. There's like kind
of big spiky balls. Yeah, like underwater like sub mines or whatever.
I don't know what they're called, but yeah, you're you're starting to it
looks like you might have to dexterously maneuver yourself through uh this area or rank
muscle for rank fuel burning fast on an empty tank. It's actually funny that
the first inspiration for for ghost Ghost Ghost speed racer Ghost, which now that
it makes a lot more sense, was it another cake song. It was
the Frank Sinatra's song. So anyway, you all are are are are hurtling,
speeding towards this. This looks like above above water sea mine field.
Uh the oh shit, Yeah, you don't see any explosions or anything.
It looks like the it looks like the Nightmare is like making its way through
very both of its feet as it runs it like jumps and Superhero lands beside
one of them. It turns around. It's like, I am optimist Prime.
It's just it's just like the ship. But then like it just has
like human feet. Oh yeah, just muscular pasty like die guns in from
gern Laga and like the ship with just the feet like the flippers and jeez,
I think I said that wrong. What was that ship called? I
thought I don't do that was like ten years ago. Row, Well,
come at me, listeners. What was the name of the of the of
the ship that they got and currently gun that had the walking ship? As
it is your turn again, you are you have two dwarfn uh fiends uh
boarded. Your ship Arius is on the Merriabelle fighting. We're still kind of
linked together. You're still kind of linked together. And again it is uh
like sort of spell jammer rules. It is your ship's turn. Who wants
to go first? Well, I would like to say that Nil is not
very happy about being hit. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, this
might be the Is this the first time I've heard you properly? Yeah,
that's wild. Properly properly. Well, because normally, normally, I'm like
so far in the back hitting snails, and Curious is usually upfront taking on
his So Nil is not very happy about getting hit next, she's like offended
and so yeah, she like whips around on that one dude, and uh,
his name is Frederick. Okay, well she whips around on Frederick and
uh, at point blank, she's going to hit him with a purple fire
bolts. Oh shit, okay, uh, Ac you're looking for of these
blokes is seventeen? I got twenty three. Yeah, that's gonna hit hit
me with that demage it's twenty one damage. Yeah, excellent. You see
this guy like stagger back. Oh gosh, I rolled for a deck save
though that was a good amount of dammage. Uh. And don't you have
any flammable objects on him? I mean his clothes and beard and skin and
hair and body on fire? Yeah no he yeah, it says a flammable
object hit by this bell ignites if it isn't being worn or carried. But
isn't being worn or carried? He see him, He was like setting up
a picnic right in front of you. And there's just because everything's on fire.
Oh gosh, my my sioux fla. He uh you see you seem
started to smolder and his beers start to smoke, and he he staggers back,
and you actually you knock him prone with that. I know that's not
part of the spell, but when you're moving really fast and this guy just
got blasts in the face with fire on a hundreds of a mile an hour
speeding ship, he falls down, not off the ship yet. Anything else
you're trying to do with your turnamail? Does eln? Does elwn count as
an action? Oh? Actually, what he's familiar? Right, yeah,
because all all I was gonna do was just Elden was just gonna grab him
and pass him off the side. Okay, because he can lift a couple
like I think if he's at least about as heavy as as Kippa, I
think he should be able to admit. Sorry. I found the spell for
it says it does have its own initiative and acts its own turn. Oh,
a familiar can't attack, but it can take other actions as normal.
Okay. Cool, So I will say if you want to use if you
want to, yes, if you want to use a bonus action, because
I don't think these dwarf and guys are a little more stocky and a little
taller than Kippa. I don't know if I don't know if Elderman would be
able to, but if you want to help Eldwyn, uh, I will,
I will give you advantage on a strength check to roll this guy off.
I mean, I could definitely try. She's never too she got advantage,
she's actually got negative one string. Nice, well try, she got
a ten with advantage. Oh, with advantage because Elden's helping you, it's
still a ten. Well you, So I'll say this way just just for
a thematic and dramatic means you and elderwin, like you start to like get
downage to push this dwarf again. He starts to roll and he like grasps
on to like like he braces himselves. He's like just about to like he's
at the edge, but he has isn't quite falling off yet. But you're
you're you're close to it. Who else is moving for the good smelling sevens?
Turn? How many? How many dwarves are still on the there's two
dwarves on the merrybell, two dwarves on the good smelling step, and is
the is the captain. The captain is one of the ones with you,
and you describe the marrybell as like a spear, like a literal spear.
It's a literal spear. Oh great, great, So area is going to
rage and he's going to push the dwarves off. I love it. I
think he's just gonna like put his shoulder down and just try to run down
the middle, try to bump, bump, bump that shit off. Oh,
roll two, so we'll do two, We'll do. There's there's a
shoving attack, isn't there in D and D. Yeah. I think it's
just I think you just shove to moveing five feet. I think it's just
like you just do it. That would attack more than enough. Yeah,
that's so. But it's just it's just a straight attack. Then for you,
you seeing the attack, Actually you make a special melee attack to shove
a creature, either to not get prone or push it away from be able
to make multiple attacks this attack places one of them must be no size larger
than you, must be within your reach. Instead of making an attack roll,
you make a strength check contested by the target's strength or dexterity check.
I mean, you do you do have multiple Yeah, you have multip text
yeah too. So if you succeed, you either knock or push it five
feet away. Not get prone or push it five feet away. And I'm
raging, so I get adventage. I have been rolling like absolute dog shit.
I have not rolled above a five in the last like fifteen rolls.
It is time to put those dice in jail, my guy, They're going
in jail. So so just so you know, and I got two twos
plus three for each of those guys, I have five. So you're trying
to be a five in eighteen on the captain as captain, oh will it's
Buttercup? Or as captain, oh Buttercup, so will it swings his mace?
You just like catch it? Yeah, I know, like like Aria's
kind of like glows a little bit, and then like the spirit moves first
to catch and then like areas like follows kind mentioned the like, and then
he just his other hand comes up as a as a middle finger, and
then it turns into a thumb as he pokes his eye and shuts him up.
Captain oh buttercups, so will it? I As he hits as he
hits the ground, and the other guy behind him is just like trembling in
his little boots like trying to doesn't even wait. You see you see the
wraiths go forward and then you see areas like follow and then just like boom,
just like get him out of there. Cool graps him by his collar
and his brit throws and in the process the rates like you hear multiple smacks
on the ass, just like it's like space from the ancestor and the dwarf
screams a little little pleasurable, it's like, and then so it goes from
terror to pleasure to pain. So it'd be just like gets rageous road smears
like I want to see him bullet time, like as he's flying, like
his cheeks are just like like it's like a very quick there's a quick cut
to Arias is like ancestral home and there's like a spectral dwarf booty and it's
just like Bungo time, but two and they're all just like it's like they're
like in that perfect unison, like thirty of them are just like you see
like like when people are trying to like hammer down like a railroad time and
it's like the circle of the circle of hammer people is just they're all just
like they're all like smack, but like as one smacks, the next one
comes down. It's like thing like that. It's like that performance where they
beat up trash cans. Oh like like stomp or whatever on a swarf.
But Christian, what's the door's face look like? Is it? As the
doors give us a p O V of the no? But remember it has
to goal for what terror error to pleasure to pay which we were still recording
ship. That was good? All right, so Andy, you have successfully
occupied the Mariabelle. I will say that was your your bonus action. Raged.
But if you want to like get back on the ship, but you
move, I'm gonna situated by by those marabel controls. Baby. Cool.
So so we're brought by the Maribout controls and okay, cool, it's Christian
Europe. We got we got two one dwarf and folk about to fall off.
One dwarf and folk with trying to hit you and not hitting you?
What are you? What are you doing? Nil? Just gotta whaxt Noll's
very upset about it, and and we okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna
quick. How close are they is nailed to me. The whole the whole
ship is like fifteen feet long and ten feet wide. Like, don't worry
about distances on the ship. You can get there. I was seeing if
I was going to hit them as well. They're trying to cast a spell,
you can like, yeah, let me know what's trying to We'll see
where we're mills. You know what, I'm gonna cast confusion in this guy.
I love confusion. Careful, I gotta get one thing. Arius's ears
prick up when he hears Kippa start to spell because I know this. I
have a memory of this place. All right, Confusion that is a a
is it? It is a wisdom safe for me? Right? Yeah?
Seventeen wisdom of plus zero. That is a twelve, not a not gonna
bas we're confused, baby bonus action. He's going to look over at Arius
and be like, give him a little salute, sign salutes and he's taken
over the enemy ship and give you a little bardic inspiration. Yeah, I
just want to give it to the general chick. This is like us three
of these dwarfs truly, literally how much temp hp is it? Christy?
Oh that's the mantle, you know, I'll do my mantle of inspiration.
Actually that's what I was more intending. But yeah, good catch. So
you get eleven temporary HP. Everyone on our team gets eleven temp hp.
If but then now you can also use a reaction to move your up to
your speed without cooking opportunity attacks. Should I jump back on the I'll say,
if you want to like kick the controls one more time, as you
like jump on it, you will have a less likely chance of like maneuvering
it to where you want it to go. But you could like try to
get it off your shop. I just I just thought it would be nice
to like have like another Oh I just don't drive the ship. That's what
it's been fine, that's what That's what I was like intending to do,
is like feeling you were gonna do. Yeah, so that's so Areas Areas
just like uses his speed to just run in a circle. Well, I'll
say, because if if it if it literally gives you the move action roll
roll me. I know I'm proficient in in vehicles. Oh okay, then
cool, perfect, So then I'll say I'll stay with that mantel of inspiration.
You can like unlock the ships as like, because let me remind you,
you guys are both about to enter a minefield, right, so I
think I just will a D twenty with proficiency. Yeah, that's a seven
seven all right. This is why this will play out as you you're able
to get the you're able to get the ships apart and eletations like okay,
because it's her turn out and she just like, well, let me,
let me do a dex check with dice and aren't gonna fuck me over.
She just hits it, okay, So she she starts to like, she
slows down a little bit, but she's starting to maneuver through these the mine
field pretty well. Where where your seven's gonna come in? Areas is you?
You are you? You rip away from the ship and you're like perfect
you you like wipe off your goggles from all the dust, and there is
a mine right in for So your next your next turn is gonna be dexterity
check with disadvantage trying to maneuver, and we'll see what happens. Suggesting all
the mirrors, I stipidly didn't plan for what happens if one of you fucking
dies. But anyway, so your next your next round will you will have
to you will have to maneuver away from this mind. Also, out of
all the ships you took the Marryabo, I guess it was the one that
was there. I was never expecting you to get onto the Marryaba. Cool
Okay, So see suddenly, suddenly I wish I was life life. We
were just fucking just get back back. Well, it'll be fun. Sometimes
I like like this. So oh fuck, I just rolled double Natural twenties.
That was I'm gonna I'm gonna take a picture of that. The Nightmare
though, Yeah, the Nightmare does unfortunately start to speed up and makes it
through the makes it through the minefield unscathed. But that was one Natural twenty,
the second Natural twenty. It's it's getting its runners high. Who rolled?
Who rolled for the ship's last time? I think that was Christian?
I think I was the last ye okay, so Arius or no can want
of you? Roll me at dtemplates? Would you roll? O? One?
Is fine? As you just hear like the most piratey shanty sounding music
coming from behind you. There's there's clock and clock and spiels and accordions and
cannon inspiring off and just are as el Capitan, the Silver Pirate ship starts
to U starts to emerge from the wreckage of the of the Junco matt As.
That will be your potential next apponent. Boy, cool, the nightmare
went. We rolled, I wrote for the other guys. You guys are
in the middle of the minefield. I think that brings us back to the
top of the round where I'm gonna do one more role for So as of
right now, you all, you are un encumbered by by other ships.
Uh so your options are you can assist Eletasia, en roll in in driving,
you can board another ship, you could repel borders you could or you
can roll for shortcuts. Oh I'm gonna roll for a shortcut. Okay,
it's it's a decently high high DC. It's uh it's nineteen and nineteen and
twenty. Oh my god, and what what am I rolling? D twenty?
Are you investigations? I'm so sorry? Oh boy, that ain't it?
That's unfortunely cool? So that ain't it? Coach, That coach,
you're you're a little bit too focused on on on the minds that are around
you. Knocks. You have a go now, because you were the last
one on the on the before Eletasia is the last one on the on the
good smelling seven. Is that bar still hanging on? Oh yeah, for
sure, I actually forgot about that. Thank you. Wait and the wait
what we never we never finished the confusion? He got confused? Did he
take it's when he takes his turn next? Oh, okay, that'll be,
that'll be, that'll be up next. Oh well, well, my
my my reason was just like either she's gonna deal with the dwarf or deal
with what's ahead. Yeah, so the dwarf. The dwarf is still there.
Okay, he's hanging off the side though, right, very yeah,
pretty much. Okay, cool. So she's like, you know what,
there's there's work. We have worse problems coming up ahead because I guess the
minds. Is it possible to blow up some of the minds? Sure,
you all say you've got like you got one in one in front of you
that if you blow it up, you'd have a much clearer path to get
to the other side. It'll be a bit of a challenging shot because it
is a smaller item and you are moving. But we'll say AC seventeen and
clarifying question, are you shooting the one in front of Arius. Are you
shooting the one in front of the one that it could make your path better?
Oh shit, oh shit, forgot about areas? Okay, well the
change attack. Then I will do Eldritch blast, and then I'll aim to
try to aim for multiple multiple Okay, cool beans, it's true. I
rolled at twenty four to hit one, so one, I guess for areas,
So he's here, I guess twelve. Yeah, no, twenty nine
or the other? Cool you got the other side? Like everything's blackened with
smoke. Nil expertly, Like you stand up on like the front of your
in the front of your ship, and like hold your hands out and like
the cool like that is what is it? Bad boys? Or like Will
Smith like stands up and the camera spins around him. He shoots like two
different directions at once, like when you'll like stands up like like the dwarf
is like at your feet, like looking up at you, like whoa you
like you like zero in on the mine in front of Arius, in the
mine in front of you and with both those great roles you your water gun
shoots out and you the water in front of Arias blows up and then you
see on the other side of the smoke areas spear glintings shooting straight through,
just blackened and crispy. So I'm imagining imagine Arias is like standing like it's
like it's kind of like have you seen Nasica in the Valley of the wind
her like wind gliding standing on this like weird, vile and stable thing,
just like perfect. And I will say so Arias, you don't have worry
about that. You'll just have to do a regular dexterity check to get through
this. And then same with elatation. She was about to have roll at
disadvantage to get through the other side of these mine fields. But with the
help help from Nil, I will roll that one at advantage. Wonderful it
is now that the that was great, Now I am going to have uh
okay, So it's it's the confusion dwarfs turn Christian, what do I have
to do? Roll a D ten ten? Turn what he does? That's
a D twelve, that's a D ten, That is a seven. I'm
a die. The melee creature uses its action to make a melee attack against
a randomly determined creature within its reach. If there's no creature within its reach,
the creature does nothing. That's turn, I will say, just because
we're playing a little bit of of silliness with the rules here, uh kip
a year one itself is two, nil is three and its friend is four.
Okay two raises up its wrench and just brings it down on its head
and falls fall. It falls down in confusion my head. It is now
prone. That is it for its turn? Correct? Yeah and nil.
You see the dwarf beside you, do the Darvin folk beside you scamper up
to its feet and like the shot is like you're standing there epically like hands
out both directions, and like the camera's spinning around you. And as it
like as the camera crosses behind you and then seas in front of you again,
the dwarf is just standing there with his wrench in front of you,
and it's gonna take its attacks on you. That's wild. That is two
tens. I'm rolling doubles like across the board. Two tens plus five fifteen
it's fifteen hit excellent, so fifteen two fifteens. As like as you like
dodge out of the way, you're too focused on saving your friends. This
dwarf, dwarf and folk swings wide and it is still still live. Eletasia,
she makes it. We're she's getting out of the out of the minefield
on this term. Now we're over to Arius on the Merrybell. Your options
are drive the ship and that's pretty much it. So the whole point right,
we're trying to either win or kill Rapture the wind. The wind conditions
are be the first cross the line of the last one standing of the race.
Yeah, you also have a third option of kill the fuck out of
Rapture. So in the way that and then there's a very specific area that
that must happened. There's a very specific area. And as we were talking
about maps earlier, you know that this minefield is here. So we went
through the first phase of the thing. You have the second phase, which
is the minefield. Then there's another like long stretch of nothing but fighting,
and then you know that there are some pits coming up. So it's a
little ways until we get to that. You have like four rounds to get
to get him. So if if Areas like, is there any shortcuts that
Areas could possibly find, you can absolutely roll for a kip. A tried
for it, but you couldn't get in nineteen and twenty nineteen twenty investigate just
straight straight up and down, straight up and down. That's I have a
ten percent of doing that. I just rolled double natural twenties. So the
stranger things like, you're right. So that means that clearly soon maybe maybe
Neil should do that. But all right, so I guess area is just
gonna save your life. I can't do that, right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Aaron's just going to drive his car. Well, let me
let me ask you this. If I look for the is that the whole
action? If I look for, that'll be your action. I mean you'll
still, like I said, you'll still be driving forward. I would probably
roll to see if if you hit a bomb. Well, no no,
no, no no no, I say, I'll say, you're good,
you'll be able to get for because they'll just took the bomb out in front
of you. So I don't like, I don't like, do Dix Stary
checks for you. You're good, You're good for the moment. Well,
I'm gonna try to speed this sucker up. How fast we can get this
baby going, because it's the stains of damage right because Neill hit it.
It did it's like as any like structural damage. It didn't it didn't get
it didn't have a mishap. Okay, So then yeah, we're just gonna
we're gonna clock this baby up to a leven. You can dash for it,
Okay, cool, So you you dash, and all of a sudden,
you just see this spear. So people on the Marrabelle, you see
this spear driven by Arius of just shoot right past you, and I almost
saying, is this the one? This is the banana one, the very
unstable banana tube just rockets past you and you all. I just watched this
movie, this really awesome movie called Redline. It's an anime about like racing.
It's so fun good and like there's this there's a moment where he this
guy like puts this NOS in and like he like speeds so fast his car
elongates and then he goes faster than the color. Like it's was that from
was that Red Line? It's really cool. So that that's what happens with
Arius. Arius like pushes the NOS button and you see a spectral hand reach
up like a like a spartan and throws this spear and Arias just whoa all
hunched over it like he's riding like a sports Oh yeah, a dash just
passed you on and there's that moment of like you see each other's eyes as
Arius has rips passed you. And I'm gonna say, Arius and the Merriabelle,
you now are in tandem with Rapture in the Nightmare. Oh I thought
he was like out of sight. No, no, he's he's like he's
two spaces ahead of you. But you just dashed, so you now are
up to him. So Arius here, you're now up. You're closing the
distance to Rapture. You're up there with with Rapture, Nil Nil and Kippa
and the Eltasia on the on the Marriabelle you are are on the on the
good smelling seven you are. You all get through the minefield and the the
El Capitan gets through the minefield as well. You hear a couple of bombs
go off as as the other cars enter into this minefield. The drought bikes.
Oh shit, they were up next to you, weren't they. Thank
you. All of a sudden you're here as uh as they come out of
some smoke right beside you. So now you have the El Capitan and the
Kale on the horizon. Within fighting range of the of the good sponging set.
An Arius and the Merry Belle are far up a couple spaces ahead of
you. On the Merry Belle spool through their wheel. They'll just honestly,
honestly, is it is it our turn? I will? So we're back
to the top. I need to go for the for the Nightmare again.
The Nightmare actually dashes forward again. So as as you get up to an
Arius, the Nightmare speeds forward and you see rapture just like Moon you as
he as he flies away. Actually, Arius, can you make me a
nex sturdy saving throw please? Sure thing? Because as it's going the Nightmare
also drops an oil slick. I thought about our oil slick. That's a
that's a safe baby, all right? Uh you what did I say?
Happens for oil slicks? You lose two spots? You actually you're not going
to move forward, so I'm gonna be back next to your friends. But
you saw rapture Moon you, and you got me to use one of his
legendaries Deans, which is does the oil come out of his butt? Sure?
Yeah, he just hits on the track and he was liked, and
he dropped some oil on you you're gonna lose. Finally were the opponents.
Arius charges up his whole butt holes back into it. It is now the
good smelling seven's turn. Kepa just kind of like him and Neil exchange a
glance as he looks over at the kale on the horizon. He just kind
of like shrugs, and he's like, maybe I'm missing something. But then
he's gonna fire off a shatter from his turret centered in the middle of their
thing. Up cast it. So what level are you casting it at?
So it's getting cast at fifth level with the turret, which means that it's
sixty eight. They just have to make a con saving throw of seventeen.
Okay, he said, con that's a plus y plus two fourteen plus two
sixteen seventeen is damn it. Look. I was like, finally I'm gonna
do it, So roll up, roll up. The damage that is twenty
five damage that definitely hits into the mishap category A D twenty hip. Yes,
I can, that's a natural one. All of a sudden, You're
not sure how this happens, but but an engine flare happens from their thighs.
From their thighs, you just see you just see fire erupt and at
the beginning of each of the turn, they're gonna take three D ten fire
damage and also the blood. The bike splits and now there's there's two kales
of and there's so let me let me just do that three actually you rull
me the three D ten please, And I'm gonna say this actually hits the
creatures, not the not the vehicles damage. Okay, which one did I
say of these guys? Yeah? Uh, they're they're not looking great.
You just see like they're all their their spandex shorts burn off and they're all
like there's like fish tail, like were what were they thinking? They're gonna
be peaceful. They're gonna be peaceful boys, and uh yeah, uh,
they take a ton of damage. They're not looking great. Their car is
split. Now there's two cars, which is fun. That was that was
my plan for the kale on the horizon. You can have up to four
cars on it. But there's there's been a there's been a lot of damage
happening to these guys. Uh cool? That is it for kippis turn on
the smelling good seven. Nil. I feel kind of bad, Nil,
But no, I don't know all's fair in love and war. So I
am going to cast sickening ingredients. Okay, which will Uh they need to
do a constitution saving thrower cool cool cool cool, Well, the same is
seventeen cool. They rolled a six plus one seven. I don't know what's
wrong with these guys right now. So he take radiant damage kail on the
horizon, I think is not long for this world. They suffer one level
of exhaustion. Yeah, yeah, they sure do. So they get twenty
one damage. Cool image cool cool cool cool suffer one level of exhaustion cool
disadvantage on ability checks. Yeah, and then they emit green light in a
foot radius. I guess fantastic, fantastic. Uh, you actually see this
is the way it goes. You see this like this sickly like murky looking
water shoot from from nail and like sewer water, sewer waters, a cascade
all over these these healthy drought. You hear like, oh god. And
you see like like bicycles flipping up, and you see chains flying off,
and you see one of the wheels, like the front wheels just continue on
out of this cloud. And there's like there's a guy riding it like an
that's exactly what it is as you as you look back, you see all
of them on one bike, all hang on each other, looking up,
brandishing fists at you. And they were saying we were gonna be peaceful,
but now you've brought the thunder and it's they're gonna do some stuff next turn.
But they're all looking at all on one bike. What can they do?
I have I have, I have stab blocks for these guys, and
it's gonna be very, very fun. My favorite opponent, as we're back
to it, Eleotasia is going to just keep keep driving forward. Uh,
you were catching up to areas here I felt oh, I felt back member
of us. Well, but that oils like, oh gotcha, that's why
she's catching up to you. That was so we were we were back to
spaces you were, you were ahead, Oh they were behind you. But
I dock into the Good Smelling seven. Uh yeah, so you want like
basically the backup. So there's just a giant spear on the front of the
good Smelling Steve yeah whatever, or sidecars spear or I kind of like the
narwhal approach. Actually, I think that's a little more fun. This is
gonna also be like I'm just I mean, I'm just like, what would
be the wildest, the wildest scenario. I will say this, if you
want to like slow down and then try to like use your action to try
to like with ropes and chains and stuff like try to attach because we've already
we already said like Electation's car is like already piecemeal together with other cars,
So I feel like it wouldn't be that. I mean, you would have
to roll for it and see if you can attach it. But you can
absolutely try to attach like a javelin on the front of this thing. Let's
go for it. Let's do a baby just just deach vehicle proficiency. No,
yeah, yeah, yeah, vehicle proficiency. So yeah, yeah yeah.
Let's let's say this will be h eight seventeen and above will work for
you, Okay, cool. So areas like slams on the brakes, you
hear this like sickening crunch, as like the two going any other areas like
you just as as the as the good smoke seven hits you from the back,
you just slide along the back of this just like and then you just
start like back on the land in the chair back in there and uh yeah,
now now the good smelling seven has has another car that is it's it's
weapon and spear on the front of it. Well, no, I guess
like if we're talking about how you just so you like maybe maybe looks around.
There's some chain right there, dwarves on this thing they have chained.
Yeah, like tossa is one underneath catches it goes through to as it goes
through and then like jumps back it like hooks it onto. Cool. Yeah,
the good smell just to say, like, all right, it's not
tightly attached, but it's it's somewhat attached. I'll say, if if you
want to use this now, if you want to use this, it'll be
similar to like the ram effect of some of the some of the ships from
spell Jammer, but your ship will also take that half damage because it's because
it's like a new addition to your ship and like it's good point should just
send You're just sandwiching a ship between if you ram another ship. Cool.
So that is, if areas is turned that leaves confusion, dwarf, do
I get to save it? Do I just roll on the on the table
you can save roll and it is an eight plus two ten. I feel
like that's not going to work, all right, roll roll that D ten
four. The creature doesn't move or take actions the school. It still do
just rolling on the ground from like taking it's like head trauma. Oh what
am I doing? As the other dwarf in front of nil, he's going
to take kids to attacks. There we go sixteen plus five, twenty one
and a natural twenty. I'm mad about it. That will be actually nil.
This is what's going to happen. I need you to make me a
DC fifteen strength throughout as you as you also take twenty damage, y DC
fifteen strength throw please all right, as you take this twenty damage, this
guy like this dwarf like takes his ranch and he gets you like right in
the gut, and you kind of you kind of bend over a little bit
and he actually pushes you back. And you are now hanging off the side
of the good smelling seven. As Arius is there, as Kippa is there,
as the two dwarfs have went, and now all of a sudden you
see the kale on the horizon. Folks, what can they do? Oh?
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah. Yeah, As
like as there's sort of this like musicians of Brennan standing on top of each
other riding this bike. One of them on the top stands up and summons
to big man. Yep uh, they're gonna cast thunderwave on you, Kippa.
Oh, so you're gonna take, you're gonna take. If it works,
you're gonna take forty eight and you are going to on a failed save.
You're also pushed back. They're that close to us to fifteen feet.
Yeah they're they're they're within yes, yes, yes, they they slide on
over to you, pushed ten feet, So you will I said, these
things are ten feet wide and you are on you're on the edge, so
you will also be hanging off. Boy, so I gotta make a concert
yes of sixteen boy, here we go. Oh that's not it, that's
a three three. So you take twenty damage and you are pushed back ten
feet, and you also grab onto the side of the ship. Now it's
now it's just Areas by himself standing on the ship. Y'all are speeding the
the the kale on the horizons are angry at you all. You have you
have one confusion, dwarf, and you have one one not confusion dwarf.
Standing up on the top of the good smelling seven Rapture in the Nightmare are
blasting away in front of you, and you are you are starting to get
surrounded by the el Capitan and the Kale on the horizon, and I think
that's where we're going to end today's session. Hi, I'm Annie Tilsher and
I'm playing Arius Onos, the Marty of the Frasier group. It's been been
great being here with you. Come again, Come come again. Hey,
it's a Christian everybody playing kipa gear gearhead, grease monkey Willowin just as out
here having a having a ray of the time. And this is Erie Esparne.
I've been playing nil or neo neo nil, I guess or neolithic Nilic
just uh wonderful uh. And I'm David Telstra, happy to be back playing
making it up as we go, David Tilstra, Here we go. But
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being on our show. No, for listening to our show. Yeah,
well, thank you so much for listening. Thank you much, so much
for the support. This was a fun one. We're starting to get to
the end of Ghost to speed Racer Ghost and now the name makes a lot
more sense. It took us a while to get here, but we're here.
Yeah. No, I'm excited for what's coming up. We've recorded obviously
a few episodes in advance, and the stuff that happens next is wild.
So sit down, shut up, and just wait for that next little bit
to drop in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't think there's any
announcements really. We've got a few new few new shows cooking. We got
one with the always amazing DM Chris from Discount Dungeons. We've got a show
with some amazing guests like Candice, the Magnificent Nameber the Space Chamber coming up.
We've got a whole new show cooking that's gonna be a live streamed video
show coming up in the next couple of months, so keep your grass peeled
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