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It's the downbeat on ninety seven to
one, the freak thirty minutes away from

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our ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions. Three
predictions for tonight Game five World Series Rangers

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Diamondbacks. Real quick before we get
the thing this morning news one thing?

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Did did you all get nervous for
two minor Ranger injuries last night? Not

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a d alwy smack suser who were
inactive? They started to like Corey seekers,

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hey, what was that the home
run? He kind of glossed over

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it real quick. In the postgame
interview too, He's like, yeah,

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I'm good. What does that mean. It's like they got a close up

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of him just kind of remissing,
yeah, wainsing' Probably did he go like

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on the base while he was trotting
home. I don't know what happened.

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Maybe he just rolled it, and
maybe it's hey, it's they're damn near

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two hundredth game of the year.
Maybe it's just that, you know,

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I thought it was weird that I
don't know who it was wrote bow time

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man. I think I asked I
asked him that one of his first questions.

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I'm like, whoa, what are
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idea and then I missed all that. It was kind of right after

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his home run. They made five
nothing and then Evan Carter getting hit on

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the hand there at the end.
I didn't look as bad as the bombie

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one from what a couple of nights
ago. No, it didn't. But

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you're still going, God, are
we You know we're we're we're fighting off

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injuries. There's so much extra baseball
that these guys typically don't play. The

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chances, the odds are that,
you know, when it rains, it

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pours with with that kind of stuff. So just just to get out of

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a regular season relatively unscathed is near
impossible, much less when you add on

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as many games that they're playing on
top of those. Am I the only

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one that doesn't think that ball hit
his hand? It it hit that the

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bat first and then grazed up and
hit the back of his man. There

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was six times, and I didn't
see the I saw the fingers react,

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but I didn't. I didn't see
any contact. I thought when they reviewed

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it they were gonna bring him back. I just wanted them to hurry.

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Yeah, I agree with that.
It was like almost go U. More

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delicious and we love you. I
meant to report this yesterday, but a

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big tour announcement's been made in this
very popular band, rock and roll band

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is coming to Dallas and they're playing
at dose Eki's Pavilion. The one insert

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you don't want to miss, The
one concert you don't want to miss that

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isn't Christopher Cross on nine to eleven, twenty twenty four. Do you know

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this is Kevin yet? Or no? I do? Okay, I was

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gonna now I can play this game
absolutely right now. Why would I Why

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would I report this today right now? Well? I don't know. I

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was gonna say, offer me front
row tickets and I have to. I

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have to accept them and go or
not before you tell me who it is.

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I have a feeling that we will
be giving away tickets to this when

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the time comes. But yes,
I will give you front row tickets to

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this and you can go or not. I'm gonna pass. Well, then

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you're going to miss out on Texas
Rangers favorite rock band Creed. Thank you?

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Okay, good because they are embarking
on what they're calling the Summer of

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ninety nine tour. Yep, what's
gonna happen next year? Creed, who

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has basically been dug out of a
crypt after years and years and years of

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being inactive, they're reforming and touring
and think, I mean, I don't

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think you can discount the amount of
love that they've gotten from this baseball team,

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contributing to the the idea to get
back together and tour. And they're

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coming to Dallas bro on September eleventh. Didn't the Cree thing last like two

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days here? And it's not like
it's been talked about or mentioned since.

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And a couple of singing lungs at
the ballpark one a good one, yeah,

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And then the next day Creed shows
up and they're already getting smoked by

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the Astros. Right, maybe we're
a little jaded, but jaded towards it,

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but we're a little too close to
the sun because we knew about it

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before it got big. We were
sitting there talking about it a day or

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two before national people got their hands
on it. Yeah, we like Creed

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before everyone else. Well, no, Sarah, good friend Jared Sandler had

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let us know, Hey, this
is gonna get out and it's gonna be

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a big deal, Like he'd kind
of already once because he had an interview

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with Heeny and he he told him
to rocking to Creed, which at the

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time was almost important news because we
didn't know anything about this baseball team.

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We knew who they were. We
didn't know much about who these people were.

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Yeah, you were looking, like
you mentioned earlier, you were talking

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about some insight about the hot dog
stuff, the things that we don't know.

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I mean, there's just not a
lot of animation about this this group

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of guys. And when you learn
something, even if the fact that you

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learn or the story that you learn
is not that like, oh baseball too

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much hot dogs, it just is
amplified because a they're in the World Series,

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be their our favorite team, and
see because they've been so head like

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on the next task and just not
real talkative to the media that you didn't

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know much about them. Meanwhile,
we could have stories for days of Mike

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Napoli, you know, or good
god, you could have you could have

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lived off of the drama and backstory
on Josh Hamilton. Oh my god,

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and they did, you know,
But thankfully, I guess, thankfully,

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unthankfully whatever for that team, those
teams back in ten and eleven, they

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also had other personalities, but they
would have sustained fine. Just on the

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legend of Hambone, Michael Young moving
positions to you know, let Ian Kinsler

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take second base and move her to
third and then letting Beltrae take third,

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Michael Young not moving to a dh
first base role. That was a bit

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of a story, the mystery of
the claw and the antler. What does

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it mean? Now We've got Hedge's
ass and hot dogs and it's fine.

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I'm in. I'd rather have the
victory. You'd rather have the big ass

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trophy than than all that other nonsense. Let's say real quick, I said

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about Creed anytime. I don't know
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what the deal is. And Mike, I've heard you say a million times,

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Hey, there's more famous people than
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more things are created from just that. Records for the rem brands album is

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gonna go up. Yeah, because
Matthew Perry died. Their streams are gonna

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go through the roof the Friends theme
song. That band is going to benefit

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from Chandler being dying. Yeah.
And this the whoever's got the rights to

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the streaming of that show? I
guess it would be The Peacock. HBO

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has it two. HBO's got it, no kidding, all of it,

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all the friends they have, they're
air and a whole tribute. Yeah,

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they got them all. I had
no idea. Okay, because those are

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those are gonna get rewatched by people
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it, just want to feel nostalgic
and go back and watch it. Mikey

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as last night, you have an
opportunity to see yourself on Netflix. Thank

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you? Did you know this?
I'm trying to figure out what you could

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possibly mean, because you were at
one of these shows that was filmed for

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a Netflix special Our Good Buddy,
Oh the Ralph Barbosa. Oh, I

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thought you went the freak Clive in
loud at the Echo Line. Nope,

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Nope, at the Kessler Theater.
Ralph Barbosa local or Dallas comedian did filmed

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his special over I believe three nights. Yeah, and Mikey, you were

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fortunate enough to be on the front
robe one. Yeah. Yeah, and

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that dropped yesterday. Oh really,
okay, cool, it's called It's an

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hour long special. Ralph Barbosa's Cowwabunga
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states that Barbosa riffs on everything in
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girl to his mother's lies about moon
rocks. I remember both those. Yeah,

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good bits. The street racing thing
was funny. He's talking about somethingbout

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you know, how guys have loud
cars and all this, and he just

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wants a hot girl who's the street
racer and he's just in the shotgun seat

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for all of her adventures. It's
funny than that. You're laughing at it

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in the screenshot. You haven't seen
it. I don't. Me and Dandy

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Eve been tagged in something though.
You and Christina are in it. Yeah,

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no, I've seen on Twitter.
I've seen it. Really. Yeah,

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I'm hard of miss I have a
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left hand side. Six minutes into
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Yeah? Good, that's awesome.
I'm almost excited, just for bump shots

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of the Kessler on Netflix. That's
gonna look really cool. Yeah, this

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I was mistaken. This was taped
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at the Kessler Theater in oak Cliffe, Historic and Legendary. He also made

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appearances on The Tonight Show with Jimmy
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pretty cool man. I love it
when Dallas dudes do good. Let's see.

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Speaking of weird things going on in
a passenger seat, this story I

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was not aware of. But this
incident dates back to twenty nineteen and it

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involves a woman named Myra m a
Yra Myra. We'll go with that or

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Meyra, Let's go with Myra Myra
Salazar, and she has just been found

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guilty of manslaughter due to this in
incident that took place in twenty nineteen.

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She was involved in a car accident. The car accident happened on January fifth,

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twenty nineteen, in the morning hours, so at approximately two fifteen am,

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Salazar and another friend were reportedly intoxicated
and they were en route from their

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place of employment, Baby Dolls,
to another strip club called bucks Wild a

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two fifteen in the morning. Is
there a bottomless one? I don't know

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if they were going to do the
overnight shift somewhere, but they were intoxicated.

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They attempted to exit the freeway at
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hour, which feels like nothing,
you know, if Mike Soroy is typically

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behind the wheel, and in a
very reckless maneuver, they crossed three lanes

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of traffic. Salazar lost control of
the vehicle. It collided with a concrete

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pillar on the passenger side. So
the victim was seat belted in the passenger

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seat and she suffered fatal injuries.
In contrast, Miss Salazar was discovered unrestrained

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in the back seat. She was
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that fled the fled the accident,
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were three people in the car.
She was in the I was in the

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back seat, there was another girl
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accident happened. So the fire and
rescued team shows up. They tried to

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resuscitate the passenger. She's I think
probably dead on impact. They ended up

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cutting her out of the passenger seat, did CPR, but the lady that

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was in the back seat Salazar's like, no, whatn't me You know,

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I was in the back seat and
they did an examine on her and she

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was unrestrained, but it showed injuries
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with bruising that would show that she
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of manslaughter. She also had a
blood alcohol content a point two to three,

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and this was at three twelve in
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She also had traces of cocaine in
her system. No prior criminal history,

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but she had violated bond conditions related
to alcohol consumption on eight different occasions.

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Damn eight times. Eight times.
She has been sentenced to ten years in

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prison, with the sentence probated for
ten years. So I guess that means

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she doesn't have to go to jail. Oh, is that right? A

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probated sentence, that's what that meant? Like that, I thought a probated

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sentence. Are you sure that's what
that means. It's basically, yeah,

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probated means probation. It's a probated
sentence means that if you screw up during

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your probation, then you have to
serve the full term. It's a probated

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sentence, like you're serving your sentence, but you're free. I thought probated

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sentence meant like no parole, no, no, no parole. Yeah yah,

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yeah, that's a probated sentence.
I think I'm right. If any

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of the Frinkles or Gene want to
call in and correct me, I think

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I'm correct on that. Additionally,
she will serve one hundred and eighty days

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in jail. I think that's the
total amount that she is obligated to serve

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unless she screws up during the ten
years, and then she can go,

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do not pass go immediately go back
to prison. Pretty wild, back to

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the strip club. That's bizarre that
she probably had that plan. Just think

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of already in your head of like
if you get in something, just go

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jump in the back seat and pretend
that somebody else took off, like you.

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I don't think you would think of
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of minutes that you have. You
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panic move. When she crashes the
car into a pillar, which smashes into

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the passenger, she's pretty much fine
and then realizes, oh my god,

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my friend is dead. But it
wasn't her car? What it wasn't her

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car? She was driving the car. Salazar was driving the car, yeah,

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and her friend was in the passenger
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bulk of the impact at the passenger
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driver got out and got in her
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I was a passenger. There was
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they fled the scene. They're like, no, no, you got bruising

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all over you. You were driving
this car. Show your cart and at

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your car, yeah or whatever.
I don't know whose car it was,

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but car. Then you have a
case a little bit. But I think

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she just you don't think she just
panicked and just said this is my best

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strategy. I feel like that's a
pretty heady thing to do in your three

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minutes or however long you have,
when you're clearly freaking out and there's a

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I would think dead. I don't
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how the brain works in those situations, but I would almost think that you're

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not right. And told her once, if you get a crash, come

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for the back seat. You know
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early twenties mindset. I think she
was twenty twenty one something like that.

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And I'm stripping and I'm making all
kinds of money, and we're gonna

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party, and we're gonna get drunk
and do some blow and go over to

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Bucks Wild and make some late night
extra cash, and we're living it up

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and then in a Snapple all the
second, just just in a matter of

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seconds, your life is completely upside
I now, and you think about how

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dumb we were as kids, and
how much crap that not only could we

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have done probably multiple sentences for,
but just died so many times. Yeah,

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I look back on crap that I
did was when I was in my

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twenties and think, I am so
incredibly fortunate to even be alive right now.

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And most of it is driving for
me, Yeah, probably falling asked

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whether or not you're intoxicated. I'm
not going to say I've never done that,

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you know, but just driving in
credit, like racing your friends,

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dude, So much of that,
so dumb dumb stunts, dude. Every

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nowadays, every day when I leave
here, I walk down the stairs one

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level, and I have a free
hand that's right near the handrail, just

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in case, because I'm like,
I don't want to wipe out down these

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stairs. Yeah, I don't want
my life to end at the bottom of

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the floor one of the iHeartMedia parking
GARAGEE. That's how I'm like. I

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could trip on the stairs. I
don't want to fall down these stairs.

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I'm just careful and I try to
be smart. There's a guy if you

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want it, Danny. There's a
guy on the phone who says he knows

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something, is a probate expert.
Let's talk. Let's speak quick here though,

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Hey lawyer man, oh, hey, no, I used to be

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a former corrections officer when I worked
at the jail. Uh, someone crashed

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they were driving drunk. Another person
called in the accident, and by the

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time the officer got there, the
driver of the crashed vehicle, the drunk

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driver, he had switched off the
car, taken the keys out of the

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ignition, and moved over to the
passenger seat. So then by the time

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the officer got there he had arrest
them for public intox because he would have

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been able to prove that he was
actually driving the vehicle. Right, there's

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something to that. Yeah, yeah, And he said somebody else crashed it

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and ran. Well, no,
he he crashed. I think into like

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a concrete wall and other traffic drivers. You know, they called it in.

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But when the cop got there,
you know, a normal person would

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know that he was the one drunk
driving, but he wouldn't be would not

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have been able to prove it in
court. And so he's got arrested for

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public intox and he got out later
on a yeah, on a two hundred

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dollars ticket as opposed to a class
to be misdemeanor. Wow, but I

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mean the first question is what where's
the driver? Yeah, you wonder what

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the cops were asking when they got
there, and if he just went palms

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up and oh know you still can't
get disintegrated. Yeah, yeah, probably

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what happened. And then yeah,
working in the jail is crazy. A

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lot of funny stories. I bet
dude, man keep our number. Yeah,

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call us anytime, Love you guys, Love you man. Hey,

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still on hold. We're gonna get
JJ to keep your number in case we

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need jail questions. Can we do
that? Excellent? All? Yeah?

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Q tip? Q tip? All
right? Yeah. Did you ever watch

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over a prisoner named Brody who wanted
to talk about wrestling all the time?

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No, No, I wasn't in
prison. I was just in the municipal

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jail. Okay, all right,
Q Tip, Thanks dude, Bike you

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Tip guys, take take care bike
you Tip. Peace out, Q tip

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Go Rangers. Oh hey, yep
o hey sure love you guys. Yeah,

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he didn't want to get off yet. Has he had one more thing

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to say? Sweet man? I
like that Q tip? You want to

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go watch nine hours of basketball with
Q tip one day? If he wants

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them, we'll do it. Let's
make that a bet payoff when it us

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has to go shut shut up right
now. I might go to the tech

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game just for that. I'm moving
on to today's joke. If that's okay

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with everybody, Yes, I'm sure
do it? You ready for my live

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spot yet? Or joke first?
To do a joke first? Okay?

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I bought a box of condoms earlier
today. The cashier asked, Hey,

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would you like a bag? And
I said no, I'll just turn the

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lights off. Thank you, Kevin. Still working it out? Really where

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you got it? Or I am
a little confused here, that's fair.

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I've been confused by plenty the bag
over this. He's somebody. If someone

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is ugly, do you want a
bag? Now? I'm not above it.

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Now he's laughing. Look at him. I was still with the whole

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sack method. It's pretty eighties.
Yeah, I got eighties or early nineties

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bingles fan at a game. All
right, we have a celebrity wheelspin.

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Yeah, we'll pick a letter and
try to determine who's gonna be our celebrity

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picker for picks with Glen's. That
will be tomorrow in the morning, and

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then uh, we're gonna have some
hot cock. Come we have our hot

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ghost pepper predictions for tonight. Come
on. Game five is the Rangers have

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an opportunity to have a chance to
do the whole damn thing. We'll do

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all that next though frequently