It's the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak thirty minutes away from
our ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions. Three predictions for tonight Game five World Series Rangers
Diamondbacks. Real quick before we get the thing this morning news one thing?
Did did you all get nervous for two minor Ranger injuries last night? Not
a d alwy smack suser who were inactive? They started to like Corey seekers,
hey, what was that the home run? He kind of glossed over
it real quick. In the postgame interview too, He's like, yeah,
I'm good. What does that mean. It's like they got a close up
of him just kind of remissing, yeah, wainsing' Probably did he go like
on the base while he was trotting home. I don't know what happened.
Maybe he just rolled it, and maybe it's hey, it's they're damn near
two hundredth game of the year. Maybe it's just that, you know,
I thought it was weird that I don't know who it was wrote bow time
man. I think I asked I asked him that one of his first questions.
I'm like, whoa, what are we talking about? Yeah? No,
idea and then I missed all that. It was kind of right after
his home run. They made five nothing and then Evan Carter getting hit on
the hand there at the end. I didn't look as bad as the bombie
one from what a couple of nights ago. No, it didn't. But
you're still going, God, are we You know we're we're we're fighting off
injuries. There's so much extra baseball that these guys typically don't play. The
chances, the odds are that, you know, when it rains, it
pours with with that kind of stuff. So just just to get out of
a regular season relatively unscathed is near impossible, much less when you add on
as many games that they're playing on top of those. Am I the only
one that doesn't think that ball hit his hand? It it hit that the
bat first and then grazed up and hit the back of his man. There
was six times, and I didn't see the I saw the fingers react,
but I didn't. I didn't see any contact. I thought when they reviewed
it they were gonna bring him back. I just wanted them to hurry.
Yeah, I agree with that. It was like almost go U. More
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delicious and we love you. I meant to report this yesterday, but a
big tour announcement's been made in this very popular band, rock and roll band
is coming to Dallas and they're playing at dose Eki's Pavilion. The one insert
you don't want to miss, The one concert you don't want to miss that
isn't Christopher Cross on nine to eleven, twenty twenty four. Do you know
this is Kevin yet? Or no? I do? Okay, I was
gonna now I can play this game absolutely right now. Why would I Why
would I report this today right now? Well? I don't know. I
was gonna say, offer me front row tickets and I have to. I
have to accept them and go or not before you tell me who it is.
I have a feeling that we will be giving away tickets to this when
the time comes. But yes, I will give you front row tickets to
this and you can go or not. I'm gonna pass. Well, then
you're going to miss out on Texas Rangers favorite rock band Creed. Thank you?
Okay, good because they are embarking on what they're calling the Summer of
ninety nine tour. Yep, what's gonna happen next year? Creed, who
has basically been dug out of a crypt after years and years and years of
being inactive, they're reforming and touring and think, I mean, I don't
think you can discount the amount of love that they've gotten from this baseball team,
contributing to the the idea to get back together and tour. And they're
coming to Dallas bro on September eleventh. Didn't the Cree thing last like two
days here? And it's not like it's been talked about or mentioned since.
And a couple of singing lungs at the ballpark one a good one, yeah,
And then the next day Creed shows up and they're already getting smoked by
the Astros. Right, maybe we're a little jaded, but jaded towards it,
but we're a little too close to the sun because we knew about it
before it got big. We were sitting there talking about it a day or
two before national people got their hands on it. Yeah, we like Creed
before everyone else. Well, no, Sarah, good friend Jared Sandler had
let us know, Hey, this is gonna get out and it's gonna be
a big deal, Like he'd kind of already once because he had an interview
with Heeny and he he told him to rocking to Creed, which at the
time was almost important news because we didn't know anything about this baseball team.
We knew who they were. We didn't know much about who these people were.
Yeah, you were looking, like you mentioned earlier, you were talking
about some insight about the hot dog stuff, the things that we don't know.
I mean, there's just not a lot of animation about this this group
of guys. And when you learn something, even if the fact that you
learn or the story that you learn is not that like, oh baseball too
much hot dogs, it just is amplified because a they're in the World Series,
be their our favorite team, and see because they've been so head like
on the next task and just not real talkative to the media that you didn't
know much about them. Meanwhile, we could have stories for days of Mike
Napoli, you know, or good god, you could have you could have
lived off of the drama and backstory on Josh Hamilton. Oh my god,
and they did, you know, But thankfully, I guess, thankfully,
unthankfully whatever for that team, those teams back in ten and eleven, they
also had other personalities, but they would have sustained fine. Just on the
legend of Hambone, Michael Young moving positions to you know, let Ian Kinsler
take second base and move her to third and then letting Beltrae take third,
Michael Young not moving to a dh first base role. That was a bit
of a story, the mystery of the claw and the antler. What does
it mean? Now We've got Hedge's ass and hot dogs and it's fine.
I'm in. I'd rather have the victory. You'd rather have the big ass
trophy than than all that other nonsense. Let's say real quick, I said
about Creed anytime. I don't know if this is people are into nostalgia or
what the deal is. And Mike, I've heard you say a million times,
Hey, there's more famous people than there ever were before, so that
more things are created from just that. Records for the rem brands album is
gonna go up. Yeah, because Matthew Perry died. Their streams are gonna
go through the roof the Friends theme song. That band is going to benefit
from Chandler being dying. Yeah. And this the whoever's got the rights to
the streaming of that show? I guess it would be The Peacock. HBO
has it two. HBO's got it, no kidding, all of it,
all the friends they have, they're air and a whole tribute. Yeah,
they got them all. I had no idea. Okay, because those are
those are gonna get rewatched by people that seen the news, maybe never watched
it, just want to feel nostalgic and go back and watch it. Mikey
as last night, you have an opportunity to see yourself on Netflix. Thank
you? Did you know this? I'm trying to figure out what you could
possibly mean, because you were at one of these shows that was filmed for
a Netflix special Our Good Buddy, Oh the Ralph Barbosa. Oh, I
thought you went the freak Clive in loud at the Echo Line. Nope,
Nope, at the Kessler Theater. Ralph Barbosa local or Dallas comedian did filmed
his special over I believe three nights. Yeah, and Mikey, you were
fortunate enough to be on the front robe one. Yeah. Yeah, and
that dropped yesterday. Oh really, okay, cool, it's called It's an
hour long special. Ralph Barbosa's Cowwabunga dropped on Halloween. The description on Netflix
states that Barbosa riffs on everything in the special, from his street racing dream
girl to his mother's lies about moon rocks. I remember both those. Yeah,
good bits. The street racing thing was funny. He's talking about somethingbout
you know, how guys have loud cars and all this, and he just
wants a hot girl who's the street racer and he's just in the shotgun seat
for all of her adventures. It's funny than that. You're laughing at it
in the screenshot. You haven't seen it. I don't. Me and Dandy
Eve been tagged in something though. You and Christina are in it. Yeah,
no, I've seen on Twitter. I've seen it. Really. Yeah,
I'm hard of miss I have a bald, giant head right on a
left hand side. Six minutes into it or something? Is that right?
Yeah? Good, that's awesome. I'm almost excited, just for bump shots
of the Kessler on Netflix. That's gonna look really cool. Yeah, this
I was mistaken. This was taped across the span of six sold out shows
at the Kessler Theater in oak Cliffe, Historic and Legendary. He also made
appearances on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and on Comedy Central. Yes,
pretty cool man. I love it when Dallas dudes do good. Let's see.
Speaking of weird things going on in a passenger seat, this story I
was not aware of. But this incident dates back to twenty nineteen and it
involves a woman named Myra m a Yra Myra. We'll go with that or
Meyra, Let's go with Myra Myra Salazar, and she has just been found
guilty of manslaughter due to this in incident that took place in twenty nineteen.
She was involved in a car accident. The car accident happened on January fifth,
twenty nineteen, in the morning hours, so at approximately two fifteen am,
Salazar and another friend were reportedly intoxicated and they were en route from their
place of employment, Baby Dolls, to another strip club called bucks Wild a
two fifteen in the morning. Is there a bottomless one? I don't know
if they were going to do the overnight shift somewhere, but they were intoxicated.
They attempted to exit the freeway at a speed exceeding seventy five miles per
hour, which feels like nothing, you know, if Mike Soroy is typically
behind the wheel, and in a very reckless maneuver, they crossed three lanes
of traffic. Salazar lost control of the vehicle. It collided with a concrete
pillar on the passenger side. So the victim was seat belted in the passenger
seat and she suffered fatal injuries. In contrast, Miss Salazar was discovered unrestrained
in the back seat. She was trying to claim that there was another driver
that fled the fled the accident, Okay, so she was claiming that there
were three people in the car. She was in the I was in the
back seat, there was another girl driving, and she took off when the
accident happened. So the fire and rescued team shows up. They tried to
resuscitate the passenger. She's I think probably dead on impact. They ended up
cutting her out of the passenger seat, did CPR, but the lady that
was in the back seat Salazar's like, no, whatn't me You know,
I was in the back seat and they did an examine on her and she
was unrestrained, but it showed injuries consistent with a seat belt being restraining her
with bruising that would show that she was in fact driving. She got convicted
of manslaughter. She also had a blood alcohol content a point two to three,
and this was at three twelve in the morning when she was tested.
She also had traces of cocaine in her system. No prior criminal history,
but she had violated bond conditions related to alcohol consumption on eight different occasions.
Damn eight times. Eight times. She has been sentenced to ten years in
prison, with the sentence probated for ten years. So I guess that means
she doesn't have to go to jail. Oh, is that right? A
probated sentence, that's what that meant? Like that, I thought a probated
sentence. Are you sure that's what that means. It's basically, yeah,
probated means probation. It's a probated sentence means that if you screw up during
your probation, then you have to serve the full term. It's a probated
sentence, like you're serving your sentence, but you're free. I thought probated
sentence meant like no parole, no, no, no parole. Yeah yah,
yeah, that's a probated sentence. I think I'm right. If any
of the Frinkles or Gene want to call in and correct me, I think
I'm correct on that. Additionally, she will serve one hundred and eighty days
in jail. I think that's the total amount that she is obligated to serve
unless she screws up during the ten years, and then she can go,
do not pass go immediately go back to prison. Pretty wild, back to
the strip club. That's bizarre that she probably had that plan. Just think
of already in your head of like if you get in something, just go
jump in the back seat and pretend that somebody else took off, like you.
I don't think you would think of that in the minute or a couple
of minutes that you have. You don't think that was an in the moment
panic move. When she crashes the car into a pillar, which smashes into
the passenger, she's pretty much fine and then realizes, oh my god,
my friend is dead. But it wasn't her car? What it wasn't her
car? She was driving the car. Salazar was driving the car, yeah,
and her friend was in the passenger seat. They crashed it, the
bulk of the impact at the passenger side, which killed the girl. The
driver got out and got in her own back seat of the car and said,
I was a passenger. There was a driver in the car. But
they fled the scene. They're like, no, no, you got bruising
all over you. You were driving this car. Show your cart and at
your car, yeah or whatever. I don't know whose car it was,
but car. Then you have a case a little bit. But I think
she just you don't think she just panicked and just said this is my best
strategy. I feel like that's a pretty heady thing to do in your three
minutes or however long you have, when you're clearly freaking out and there's a
I would think dead. I don't know, I really, I don't know
how the brain works in those situations, but I would almost think that you're
not right. And told her once, if you get a crash, come
for the back seat. You know that clicked in her head, I said,
early twenties mindset. I think she was twenty twenty one something like that.
And I'm stripping and I'm making all kinds of money, and we're gonna
party, and we're gonna get drunk and do some blow and go over to
Bucks Wild and make some late night extra cash, and we're living it up
and then in a Snapple all the second, just just in a matter of
seconds, your life is completely upside I now, and you think about how
dumb we were as kids, and how much crap that not only could we
have done probably multiple sentences for, but just died so many times. Yeah,
I look back on crap that I did was when I was in my
twenties and think, I am so incredibly fortunate to even be alive right now.
And most of it is driving for me, Yeah, probably falling asked
whether or not you're intoxicated. I'm not going to say I've never done that,
you know, but just driving in credit, like racing your friends,
dude, So much of that, so dumb dumb stunts, dude. Every
nowadays, every day when I leave here, I walk down the stairs one
level, and I have a free hand that's right near the handrail, just
in case, because I'm like, I don't want to wipe out down these
stairs. Yeah, I don't want my life to end at the bottom of
the floor one of the iHeartMedia parking GARAGEE. That's how I'm like. I
could trip on the stairs. I don't want to fall down these stairs.
I'm just careful and I try to be smart. There's a guy if you
want it, Danny. There's a guy on the phone who says he knows
something, is a probate expert. Let's talk. Let's speak quick here though,
Hey lawyer man, oh, hey, no, I used to be
a former corrections officer when I worked at the jail. Uh, someone crashed
they were driving drunk. Another person called in the accident, and by the
time the officer got there, the driver of the crashed vehicle, the drunk
driver, he had switched off the car, taken the keys out of the
ignition, and moved over to the passenger seat. So then by the time
the officer got there he had arrest them for public intox because he would have
been able to prove that he was actually driving the vehicle. Right, there's
something to that. Yeah, yeah, And he said somebody else crashed it
and ran. Well, no, he he crashed. I think into like
a concrete wall and other traffic drivers. You know, they called it in.
But when the cop got there, you know, a normal person would
know that he was the one drunk driving, but he wouldn't be would not
have been able to prove it in court. And so he's got arrested for
public intox and he got out later on a yeah, on a two hundred
dollars ticket as opposed to a class to be misdemeanor. Wow, but I
mean the first question is what where's the driver? Yeah, you wonder what
the cops were asking when they got there, and if he just went palms
up and oh know you still can't get disintegrated. Yeah, yeah, probably
what happened. And then yeah, working in the jail is crazy. A
lot of funny stories. I bet dude, man keep our number. Yeah,
call us anytime, Love you guys, Love you man. Hey,
still on hold. We're gonna get JJ to keep your number in case we
need jail questions. Can we do that? Excellent? All? Yeah?
Q tip? Q tip? All right? Yeah. Did you ever watch
over a prisoner named Brody who wanted to talk about wrestling all the time?
No, No, I wasn't in prison. I was just in the municipal
jail. Okay, all right, Q Tip, Thanks dude, Bike you
Tip guys, take take care bike you Tip. Peace out, Q tip
Go Rangers. Oh hey, yep o hey sure love you guys. Yeah,
he didn't want to get off yet. Has he had one more thing
to say? Sweet man? I like that Q tip? You want to
go watch nine hours of basketball with Q tip one day? If he wants
them, we'll do it. Let's make that a bet payoff when it us
has to go shut shut up right now. I might go to the tech
game just for that. I'm moving on to today's joke. If that's okay
with everybody, Yes, I'm sure do it? You ready for my live
spot yet? Or joke first? To do a joke first? Okay?
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked, Hey,
would you like a bag? And I said no, I'll just turn the
lights off. Thank you, Kevin. Still working it out? Really where
you got it? Or I am a little confused here, that's fair.
I've been confused by plenty the bag over this. He's somebody. If someone
is ugly, do you want a bag? Now? I'm not above it.
Now he's laughing. Look at him. I was still with the whole
sack method. It's pretty eighties. Yeah, I got eighties or early nineties
bingles fan at a game. All right, we have a celebrity wheelspin.
Yeah, we'll pick a letter and try to determine who's gonna be our celebrity
picker for picks with Glen's. That will be tomorrow in the morning, and
then uh, we're gonna have some hot cock. Come we have our hot
ghost pepper predictions for tonight. Come on. Game five is the Rangers have
an opportunity to have a chance to do the whole damn thing. We'll do
all that next though frequently