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You listen to me, because I
was right about bud Light twenty years ago

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that it was piss water. Y'all
are just now coming around to the fact

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that bud light sucks. Imagine what's
gonna happen in twenty years when you go,

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I didn't really get a maggot tattoo
on my chest? Did I?

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Oh dear God, I did,
Oh dear God, I did. What

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do I do with it? Because
you know what's gonna happen once Trump kicks

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the bucket, you know, has
that has that chicken nugget and the artery

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finally closes, and then all of
a sudden, like a lot of people

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wake up and they go, oh
my gosh, we believed in a con

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man. What are we gonna do? You know, there's all these people

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who talk all this massive crap and
be these internet tough guys on YouTube and

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TikTok and Twitter, especially with us, all of a sudden, there never

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I never said that. That's why
none of y'all put pictures on your profiles,

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because then you can come back in
five years be like, no,

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I was always on the Tim Scott
train. Yes, baby, South Carolina's

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gone. I want South Carolina values. Is there is there Do you think

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there's any Is there any reality,
any universe that we could live in where

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Trump doesn't win the primary? Yes? So what has to happen for Trump

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to not win the primary besides him
dying? If he's alive? Oh well,

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I mean, I mean so the
old ticker would give out. Um

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Now, listen, I said this
on a previous episode three months ago.

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Trump's window is thirty five to forty
percent. Okay, in a general election,

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I think it's probably four two forty
three percent, but in a primary

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thirty five forty maybe closer to thirty
five. The more candidates that get in,

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the less dominance you have in somebody
taking the sixty five percent that's remaining.

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Macca will make you believe that a
Republicans, you know, love him

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one hundred and ten percent. That's
not true. He GA's one hundred ten

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percent of all Republican votes in a
primary. So there's thirty five percent.

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Nicki Haley, she's not gonna make
it. I don't think so either.

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Nicky Haley might drop out before Iowa. She'll run out of money. Yeah,

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I agree. The vic Rapstein Way
or whatever the fool's name is.

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The guy who wants to raise voting
age to twenty five. Yeah. Yeah,

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I was shocked today to find out
that Larry Elders has announced he's running

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for president. Where was I when
the world stopped turning with announced to run

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for president? Yeah, the loser
from the California governor race. He's running

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for president. Now. You know, though, here's what I'll here's what

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I'll tell you. He did better
in that California election than I thought he

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was going to. I mean,
at least he also conceded something, y'all,

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maga. People should appreciate the candidate
somebody who concedes. So Larry Elders

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doesn't have a shot. Now I
think Rom shtein Wade doesn't have a shot.

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Mike Pence is getting ready to announce. I don't think he's got a

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shot. He's Mike Pence is somebody
you and I've talked about this. Apparently

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Mike Pence is like in his late
fifties and he looks like he's ninety three

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years old. So I I don't
know how that happens. I guess politics

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or whatever, But yeah, I
don't think Mike Pence, Mike Pence has

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no shot at all all Mike pens
is going to do his grandstand for four

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months and then he's gonna run out
of money and concede to Trump or whatever.

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Do you think Mike Pence and his
wife have this separate bedroom beds in

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the bedroom like you saw and I
love Lucy back in the day, the

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two twin beds. Absolutely, they
probably even sleep in the same bedroom period,

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because that's too much. He can't
handle all that nice guy. It

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seems like a nice guy. He
did the right thing on January sixth to

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protect democracy. He just seems kind
of like a dud well. I mean,

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but let's let's talk about how low
the bar is to do the right

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thing on January sixth. Though.
It's like something bragging that they paid their

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taxes. Um, I paid my
taxes. Hey, I didn't abandon my

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kids. I'm a great guy.
Um right, who else we got coming

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up down the pipeline. Chris Christie's
talking that he might run. That Christie

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needs to lose one hundred pounds if
he's going to run. Chris Christie will

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take on Trump, Yeah he will. Okay, Chris Christie is a moderate

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Republican UM and nobody. Okay,
here's the thing, Trump does not do

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well when people take him on.
He likes these people that he can bully

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and they suck up to him and
they kiss his butt. Right, Chris

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Christie could possibly take on Trump.
Meet Paul Ron he's done, He's done.

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Yeah, he's missteps. Do you
remember Jeff Bush in twenty fifteen and

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he had a otter million dollars and
he couldn't get out of Iowa. That'll

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be meet ball Ron yep um.
I think Mike Pompeo said he's not running

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Atha Hutchinson. I was going to
say him he might, He'll get he'll

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He'll go through Iowa on a shoestring
budget, and then because he's hoping to

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bank, I'm like, work close
to Arkansas, right. I think right

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now it's gonna come to the only
way Trump doesn't win the primary, besides

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the chicken nugget theory is it's gonna
come down to It'll come down to either

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if Chris Christie runs or Tim Scott. But you're seeing with Tim Scott,

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he's got six million and ads coming
and he's got twenty million hard cash in

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the bank right now. The day
he announced, there's some people giving him

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money. Yeah, yeah, well, I think I think it's in a

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lot of people's best interest if the
Republican Party wins but Trump loses. So

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make no mistake about it. He's
probably got some pretty hefty donors that are

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willing to write a few checks to
just feel it out and see if there's

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a shot. I don't know.
Here, let me look, I want

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to make sure I didn't run.
I didn't miss a candidate here. Um,

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let me see. Yeah, Nicky
Hayley, Vic Romstein, Larry Elder,

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Asa Hutchins, Tim Scott, Uh
yeah, I mean uh oh,

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Chris Sunu, the governor of New
Hampshire. Um, I've never heard that

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name before in my life. Uh
yeah, No, I mean it's well,

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it's New Hampshire and you need that
early on in a primary. Um.

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But your typical candidates, man the
Ted Cruises, the Marco Rubios like

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those guys. They're not They will
not go up against Trump again. They're

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terrified too. They're terrified too.
They think they think they're gonna lose their

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base, and they might. They
might if any one of them had announced

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it of integrity or gumption, they
would do what Liz Cheney did, say

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what they believe regardless of whether they're
going to lose their next election or not.

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But none of them, none of
them has the integrity they all need

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to take Tucker Carlson's advice tanner junk
become more man lady. Maybe they'd be

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big enough men to actually take it. If they did. If you listen

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to Tucker Carlson and you put a
tanning bed right on your junk, you,

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my friend, would have the power
and authority to take on Trump.

