You listen to me, because I was right about bud Light twenty years ago
that it was piss water. Y'all are just now coming around to the fact
that bud light sucks. Imagine what's gonna happen in twenty years when you go,
I didn't really get a maggot tattoo on my chest? Did I?
Oh dear God, I did, Oh dear God, I did. What
do I do with it? Because you know what's gonna happen once Trump kicks
the bucket, you know, has that has that chicken nugget and the artery
finally closes, and then all of a sudden, like a lot of people
wake up and they go, oh my gosh, we believed in a con
man. What are we gonna do? You know, there's all these people
who talk all this massive crap and be these internet tough guys on YouTube and
TikTok and Twitter, especially with us, all of a sudden, there never
I never said that. That's why none of y'all put pictures on your profiles,
because then you can come back in five years be like, no,
I was always on the Tim Scott train. Yes, baby, South Carolina's
gone. I want South Carolina values. Is there is there Do you think
there's any Is there any reality, any universe that we could live in where
Trump doesn't win the primary? Yes? So what has to happen for Trump
to not win the primary besides him dying? If he's alive? Oh well,
I mean, I mean so the old ticker would give out. Um
Now, listen, I said this on a previous episode three months ago.
Trump's window is thirty five to forty percent. Okay, in a general election,
I think it's probably four two forty three percent, but in a primary
thirty five forty maybe closer to thirty five. The more candidates that get in,
the less dominance you have in somebody taking the sixty five percent that's remaining.
Macca will make you believe that a Republicans, you know, love him
one hundred and ten percent. That's not true. He GA's one hundred ten
percent of all Republican votes in a primary. So there's thirty five percent.
Nicki Haley, she's not gonna make it. I don't think so either.
Nicky Haley might drop out before Iowa. She'll run out of money. Yeah,
I agree. The vic Rapstein Way or whatever the fool's name is.
The guy who wants to raise voting age to twenty five. Yeah. Yeah,
I was shocked today to find out that Larry Elders has announced he's running
for president. Where was I when the world stopped turning with announced to run
for president? Yeah, the loser from the California governor race. He's running
for president. Now. You know, though, here's what I'll here's what
I'll tell you. He did better in that California election than I thought he
was going to. I mean, at least he also conceded something, y'all,
maga. People should appreciate the candidate somebody who concedes. So Larry Elders
doesn't have a shot. Now I think Rom shtein Wade doesn't have a shot.
Mike Pence is getting ready to announce. I don't think he's got a
shot. He's Mike Pence is somebody you and I've talked about this. Apparently
Mike Pence is like in his late fifties and he looks like he's ninety three
years old. So I I don't know how that happens. I guess politics
or whatever, But yeah, I don't think Mike Pence, Mike Pence has
no shot at all all Mike pens is going to do his grandstand for four
months and then he's gonna run out of money and concede to Trump or whatever.
Do you think Mike Pence and his wife have this separate bedroom beds in
the bedroom like you saw and I love Lucy back in the day, the
two twin beds. Absolutely, they probably even sleep in the same bedroom period,
because that's too much. He can't handle all that nice guy. It
seems like a nice guy. He did the right thing on January sixth to
protect democracy. He just seems kind of like a dud well. I mean,
but let's let's talk about how low the bar is to do the right
thing on January sixth. Though. It's like something bragging that they paid their
taxes. Um, I paid my taxes. Hey, I didn't abandon my
kids. I'm a great guy. Um right, who else we got coming
up down the pipeline. Chris Christie's talking that he might run. That Christie
needs to lose one hundred pounds if he's going to run. Chris Christie will
take on Trump, Yeah he will. Okay, Chris Christie is a moderate
Republican UM and nobody. Okay, here's the thing, Trump does not do
well when people take him on. He likes these people that he can bully
and they suck up to him and they kiss his butt. Right, Chris
Christie could possibly take on Trump. Meet Paul Ron he's done, He's done.
Yeah, he's missteps. Do you remember Jeff Bush in twenty fifteen and
he had a otter million dollars and he couldn't get out of Iowa. That'll
be meet ball Ron yep um. I think Mike Pompeo said he's not running
Atha Hutchinson. I was going to say him he might, He'll get he'll
He'll go through Iowa on a shoestring budget, and then because he's hoping to
bank, I'm like, work close to Arkansas, right. I think right
now it's gonna come to the only way Trump doesn't win the primary, besides
the chicken nugget theory is it's gonna come down to It'll come down to either
if Chris Christie runs or Tim Scott. But you're seeing with Tim Scott,
he's got six million and ads coming and he's got twenty million hard cash in
the bank right now. The day he announced, there's some people giving him
money. Yeah, yeah, well, I think I think it's in a
lot of people's best interest if the Republican Party wins but Trump loses. So
make no mistake about it. He's probably got some pretty hefty donors that are
willing to write a few checks to just feel it out and see if there's
a shot. I don't know. Here, let me look, I want
to make sure I didn't run. I didn't miss a candidate here. Um,
let me see. Yeah, Nicky Hayley, Vic Romstein, Larry Elder,
Asa Hutchins, Tim Scott, Uh yeah, I mean uh oh,
Chris Sunu, the governor of New Hampshire. Um, I've never heard that
name before in my life. Uh yeah, No, I mean it's well,
it's New Hampshire and you need that early on in a primary. Um.
But your typical candidates, man the Ted Cruises, the Marco Rubios like
those guys. They're not They will not go up against Trump again. They're
terrified too. They're terrified too. They think they think they're gonna lose their
base, and they might. They might if any one of them had announced
it of integrity or gumption, they would do what Liz Cheney did, say
what they believe regardless of whether they're going to lose their next election or not.
But none of them, none of them has the integrity they all need
to take Tucker Carlson's advice tanner junk become more man lady. Maybe they'd be
big enough men to actually take it. If they did. If you listen
to Tucker Carlson and you put a tanning bed right on your junk, you,
my friend, would have the power and authority to take on Trump.