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He was the Committed Cook Podcast episode
four twenty three on brand O. I'm

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here with Ryan and we're gonna go
back out to the Capital Wasteland now and

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our theme song. Hey Ryan,
We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing? We are back. What is going down? Whole ton

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when we're recording right now. Yes, it was a good game. I

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watched the game in its uncut entirety
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forty minutes or I don't even remember
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have to watch on March fifteenth and
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five percent off stuff that you're gonna
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you know what I bought anyway?
Invocation counter spell. Oh I'm bawling out

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of control, aggressively foiled my decks
to the point that now I have to

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buy counter spells for your good friend
Ryan, so I can stop you from

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playing those spells. No, frick, no, no, you can have

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my stric saven mystical archive one that
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what it is. I think it's
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like the English ones. Oh yeah, they're cool, but not you car

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Okay, I got two things.
I got two things. Also got to

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capsize, this is, this is, this is what's invocation. They're all

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going in the same deck. I've
decided that all of my interaction is gonna

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be bilications. You are a piece
of trash if you're playing capsize and counterspell

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in the same deck. Who are
you me? Not Coma? I'm gonna

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put you in a coma. I'm
I'm. What I'm doing is I'm cutting

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everything else that could help me win
except for Coma, like I would do

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that. It's only it's the most
vultron deck that I can possibly it's coma

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or things that make more comas.
And that's it. This is what I

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imagined. You just peeling your skin
off and you're Brian from d D Oh.

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I mean yeah, that's yes.
And you know what, the deck

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still beats the ship out of everybody's
coma. I got, I got to,

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I got to. I'll tell you. I'll tell you one thing that

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I'm gonna get. Okay, okay. The thing that I got Lord of

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the Rings showcase poster art sour on
the Dark Lords. Fine, I play

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that card and I needed it for
my collection. Drink, Drink and drink

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Pilo Bones of course, yes,
naturally. The Fruit Loops one that's real

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good. Oh yeah, I got
I got a bunch of it in my

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house. Oh no, I got
I got one for you. You'll like

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this one, Cosmic Celebration. Oh
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I don't even know what that is. That's the name of the beer,

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and you put it inside your body. I like that currently. It's my

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favorite one. That's good. Rebecca
likes scarth Street. You wouldn't like that

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one as much. But if you
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if you don't want to go there, you can still drink it. To

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be fair, nobody want to go
there. Scar Street in Regina, if

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you go during the day is fine. Around the corner is I think Matt

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like is Regina only got one game
store. I think it's around the corner

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from there, and there's a really
good bar on there and a really cool

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clothes shop. It's actually kind of
well, the next time we don't go

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there, we won't go correct.
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all the followup stuff we're gonna talk
about. Yes, oh man, Okay,

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I'm actually excited about this set.
I want to get to it.

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Got a couple of little pieces of
business though, okay, and I'm also

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excited about it. But I had
a I had a very I feel ry

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and esque relationship with this set so
far. Yeah. You put counter spell

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in a deck that's very me that's
very strange, right, Yeah, counter

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spell good card. You know how
many decks I play counter spell in one?

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And
you know what I think I play

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counter spell a one deck too.
It's kind of funny that everybody calls me

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a piece of shit model blue Bear, one copy of counter spell. I

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have one copy of counter spell and
one it's the Chlonic Rift. Oh and

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one managerin Oh, those aren't all
on the same deck, by the bile.

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Oh, I played places I cloned
right for lots of decks. And

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then and then all my other counter
spells are all in coma. All your

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counter spells, what are you playing? Jesse counter spells? Like six counter

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spells, same deck, different arts, though Jesse makes difference business business.

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Last week's pre show, yes,
guessing or or naming that Follout robots something

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to do with fallout robots. I
didn't copy and paste the actual robot that

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they liked the best, just noted
that they did comment that they did like

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one good and this is sounds like
a robot. Okay, woj one I,

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man, that's definitely that. What
he calls his penis. It's like,

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hey, baby, you want to
see the woj And she goes,

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what is that? And then then
he wakes it out and she goes,

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oh, like very dissiplined. Oh
yeah, oh yeah, the woji one

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I get after us. Commander Cook
go to a gmail dot com and it

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happened again. Somebody got in touch
and was like, uh, sure,

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I'll take a thing. What do
I have to do? Let us know

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if you want a Cecio sticker pack, a Cecio token pack, or a

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booster pack of magic cards, and
let us know what your address is.

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Hang on a goddamn second, Hang
on us. Do you mean to tell

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me that somebody was watching the show
right up to the point where they realized

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they won and then they just turned
it off. Do they do that every

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week? They watched the pre show, then they they oh I didn't win,

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so they turn it off, Like
if you never heard the instructions before.

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We see them every week. It's
terrible for the algorithm. Everybody that's

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who's doing that? I don't know
who's doing Oh that's funny, so wojuan

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I let us know. Geeze,
we got a new patron too. We

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do. If you want to support
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support to pay for the bandwidth and
to pay for the freaking website and do

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all the stuff that we do.
We got a new patron, we do

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needs a nickname. Probably benefits one
of the benefits of benefits, he's probably

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gonna change his name in the Discord
benefit that's that is a and if that's

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pretty good. Lots of seven and
ten's in there. Yeah. So this

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is HM, Mike my full stop, just Mike, Mike, Mike the

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capitol m I K Mike, Mike, Mike. What we do with that

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Mike piece of like, what do
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that? Mike the piece of crap? Sorry, Mike, shitty Mike.

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I hope he's got a good sense
of here, thick skin, Yeah,

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because once he shows up, because
once he shows up, everybody's getting pink

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eye. That's too good a nickname. And Laura will change your Discord my

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friends so good. I didn't see
I didn't see if and or when Mike

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joined when the when the Patreon notification
came in. Then I hop onto Discord

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and see if there's a bunch of
finger blasting going on. But I don't

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know if you want a fingerplast Mike
or not. I mean, just based

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on the nigga Well, no,
King, that's another benefit. Yeah,

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maybe you're curious about it. I
don't know. All you have to do

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is not be a dick, and
you're gonna be welcome here because everybody.

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Everybody's really nice to everybody, even
though it doesn't sound like we are correct.

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Yeah, okay, real quick,
we said sidewalk Slam Game three March

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fifteenth, we did yep CEEO top
five in five my favorite legends that I

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didn't talk about on last week's Legend
show is out. Now, it's out

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now. Yeah, you mostly did
yours. Yes last week. Yes,

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we've gotten actually a frickin excellent video
from John on Gemstone Mind talking about Orchesh

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bow Masters in c EDH. Sure, and it's like twenty five minutes long.

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Sure, and I don't play a
lot of c EDH, But just

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listening to him talk about c EDH, I feel like I'm smarter, and

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I feel like, well, we'll
certainly entertain you, but John will make

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you smarter. We will not.
No, we dropped the knowledge on people.

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Lots of people got at me after
the other one. We were talk

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about stuff we get wrong. Oh
yeah, look the whole clone thing.

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Lots of people Oh yeah, We're
like, yeah, man, I got

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that i'd been doing clones. You
know, I changed my life. I

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had one of those the other day. A guy, a guy sacrificed amur

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folk that says, if a creature
comes into play, if it wasn't cast

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from your hand, exile it instead. Yeah, in response to a guy

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searching for two creatures with Defense of
the Heart, and he was like,

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no, I'm gonna see what you
have and then I'm gonna sacrifice this.

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And I said, well, hold
on a second, let's read the errata

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on defense of the Heart, because
this is I think it's a triggered ability

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that triggers at the beginning of your
upkey if you have an opponent with three

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or more creatures. And that was
us, and I was like, if

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you wait to see what he gets, he's already got them. Yeah,

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and that's the clone thing, right, So yeah, look at us helping

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us. Yeah, look at us
bites people learning shit. Yeah yeah,

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okay, follout followut follow, Let's
learn some stuff about follout I have I

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have before we get to the showcases
and special treatments and basics, all the

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cool stuff that we really like to
pimp and show off and kind of the

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stuff, right, right, if
you don't care about the new cards,

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but you care about reprints, or
you care about showcases, are actually really

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cool basics and stuff. There's some
neat stuff here for you. We're gonna

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get to that, but first let's
get to the new abilities and what I

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think your first peeve is going to
be. Let's get the peeves out of

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the way. Oh yeah, so
we can. We could peeve all over

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each other and then we can finish
on like a happy end as we do.

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Yes, yes, yes, we'll
give the old CEO rubin tug.

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Yeah, okay, which are totally
legal here. You told me that the

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other day. They are. We
could go to one after the show if

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we want. Hey, yeah,
do whatever we want, okay, okay.

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Junk tokens, junk token. This
is kind of like, uh,

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scrap tokens. Yeah, they're just
artifacts that kind of chill there and do

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stuff. They you know what,
it's another artifact token, the same critique

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I would offer upon it, just
like with maps, just like with clues.

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With blood it's just another goddamn artifact
token. It's here. Yeah,

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And I think by and large,
a junk or a scrap goes into a

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deck that cares about making a whole
bunch of artifact tokens, regardless of what

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they are, and benefits from artifact
ETBs or sacrifices or animates them all into

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four four creatures and like overruns you. Right, yes, but for the

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record, tap sack this artifact exile
the top card of your library and you

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can play at the start. You
can play it activate only as a sorcery.

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Sure' that's fine. I think if
there's a good card that gives you

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junk incidentally, you won't say no
to that card. No, because fine,

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having junk tacked onto something will probably
make the card better. But if

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it's just a junk making card,
you probably aren't gonna bother with junk making

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card. That's a funny thing to
say. You're just gonna play clues instead,

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Okay, rad counters rad counters.
Yeah, that's a good comparison.

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Junk is like free clue, but
you gotta do it now, and and

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clue is like do whatever you want, but it'll actually cost you mana.

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So I don't know, take take
one or the other. I guess right.

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It's like blue card draw, red
card draw. If you're playing an

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is it deck? What are you
gonna run the chaos draw that like maybe

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lets you draw a little bit cheaper, or the blue card draw that's like

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instant speed. It draws when it
draws you a card, right, like,

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you're gonna want some things in some
decks. I guess that's the golden

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Rulin magic is you're figuring every cards
wrong and you just gotta know, right.

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Okay, rad counters, I think
RAD counters are actually cool. I

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I want to see the RAD deck, and that's one of my notes.

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One of my notes is actually that
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pre con right and the custom made
RAD deck, is also going to be

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cool. I feel like these this
is be one of those ones that just

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it's going to filter itself into your
mil decks. Not necessarily Ryan's twenty five

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of them, but I feel like
people are going to play them in their

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Mill decks probably. Okay, So
let's let's get this straight here. Okay.

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So let's say I play a card
that gives you a RAD counter,

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right, Okay, So you've got
one RAD counter I do, and you

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could have one or none or fifty
any number. Yes, Okay, at

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the beginning of your pre combat main
phase, you milk cards equal to the

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number of rad counters that you have
For each non land that you mail this

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way, lose a life and lose
a rad counter. Yes, so you

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continue to do that. If you
mill a card and it's a Land,

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Yes, Land doesn't get rid of
your rad counter. Correct, Land does

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get rid of oor. Sorry h
non nones gets rid of rad counter and

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makes you lose one life. That's
right. So if I gave you like

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one hundred rad counters, yes,
you'd probably die. You just lose,

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yeah, or overturn turnover turn over
turn like fifty to fifty right, Like

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you kind of have fifty of your
fifty percent of your cards or Land fifty

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percent or not land. If I
give you ten, you'd lose five.

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The next turn you'd lose two or
three. The next thing, you'd lose

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one. Next next turn you'd maybe
lose one. Maybe not right, because

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it's half life. It's fifty to
fifty, you slowly lose your radiation.

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Yeah. I think it's flavorful,
it's neat. I love the mechanic because

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you might want to give yourself rad
counters. Sure rad myself, yeah,

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right, So I think that that
one's cool. Land decks are going to

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play that. I think. So
there's a land rat rad fall land fall,

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Sure, yes, there's that's on
my list. Yes, we see

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the return of energy. We do. We're not going to get into it.

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But cards give you energy, and
energy is something that you can use

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to pay for shit that people know
what people wanted. It's here. I'm

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happy for you. I talked a
little bit about energy in my top five

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and five because I think that there's
actually some combos now with with energy cards.

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Right, cast artifact, get an
energy sack an energy to put a

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plus one, remove a plus one
to get a man of that sounds like

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dirdly artifact bullshit. Yeah all right, well get prepared for that. I'm

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already here, prepared. Here anus
we see proliferate comeback. Prepare your anus

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for that. Ye we see squad
come back, which whatever? I got

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one squad card that actually might go
in animar. Sure, that's pretty good.

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That's spotty. Why not? And
Gary it's not Gary clone gar?

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Well here's the first one powder Ganger
danger, powder powderang, powder Ganger two

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two human Rogue for Red two Squad
two. So if Anamar has got like

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ten counters, I just squad five
sure, and every time you squat them

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you get an additional him him.
So as an additional cost to cast this

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spell, you can pay two.
That's the squad two any number of times.

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It's like Kicker, when this creature
enters a battlefield, create that many

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tokens that are a copy of it. Neat multi kicker. Sure, when

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powder Ganger enters the battlefield, destroy
up to one target artifact. Sure man,

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if you had flash Man, I
would play that in a heartbeat.

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Well for that card, Yeah,
it's pretty good. So then we see

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a couple other things return, like
I don't know treasures and just ship that

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we already know one mutate card.
There is one mutate card, just one?

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And why isn't there more? Should
have been lots. I shouldn't think

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of that. This is a set
that has lots of mutant creature. This

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was our one chance for it to
make sense. I understand why they didn't

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do it. Mutat is complicated.
People hate it the more that exists,

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and if it was pushed and really
actually strong, it would probably. Yeah,

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you know what I just sat in
my head when you said this is

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our one chance. You know what
I said in my head, Ninja turtles.

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No, I said, man,
we could do Gudzilla mute take cards

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that we already did. That's where
they came from. It would be yeah,

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since they'd have to be middle aged
now they don't grow up. Maybe

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yeah, it's part of their mutation. It's st a young forever like Bart

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Simpson. Right, he's been ten
for thirty years. He's a mutant.

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Well this why he's yellow? Man? What do you think they're yellow?

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For? The hell? What a
good liver? What do you think his

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hair is the same color as his
fucking head? Oh? Well have you

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seen my hair and head? Anyways, we have got in front of us

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other cards as labeled on scry Fall. But they are the what do we

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call those the borderless showcase treatments.
They're the borderless pit Boy showcase treatment cards.

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They take up the same slot as
like the special guests from the last

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few sets. Okay, where these
are and only in Collector Boosties because only

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Collector Boosties exist. There is only
Collector Boosties for this set. So now

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let's get into the next peeve.
I knew this here and this is it?

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What did I praise for the whole
doctor? Who's I got you?

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I got you when you buy the
four pre cons, you get every card

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in the expansion, correct, if
you want them in foil or showcase or

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this or that special printing serialized blah
blah blah. Because you're a whale and

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you have lots of money, or
you use this fusion promo code, right

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and save money, you can get
the pimp stuff. Mm hm, that's

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not the case with these. That
is not true here because you're not gonna

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get the pit Boy cards, which
you gain, fine, but these aren't

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cards that were printed in the decks
by a large Okay, so there's nine

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of them. Farewell Ravages of War, which is actually quite expensive, which

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is an expensive reprint, v Blast, Arcaney Sigh, Command Tower, sol

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Ring, Nuka Cola, vending Machine
Crucible, the World's Wastelandess now Wasteland Crucible,

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the World's Farewell Ravages of War not
present in the decks, Okay,

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at large Arcane Signet, and Command
Tower, soul Ring. Of course those

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all are because those are commander staples
in every pre content, but exactly not

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the pit Boy versions in the pre
cons, of course, that's right,

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and the that's version of cards on
the score and find some of those just

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a second, just a second,
just to say if that's is that like

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the real techy looking versions, those
these are all reprints for the most part.

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Some of them are the commanders from
the decks as well. But if

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you want these, like if you
want the Grave Titan or the right not

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present in the set, only in
command only in the Collector booster. So

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these theo's are like reprints that aren't
really reprints, and I don't I don't

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like Okay, So I'm looking at
uh uh West Tech Tyrant. There is

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Grave Titan, and it's got like
the little subtext under the main nameline to

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tell you that it is Grave Titan. So if I want that, I

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could play Grave Titan, or I
could open up a collector pack and get

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that. Yes, okay, and
it's it's a small peeve. It's a

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small peeve. But these are reprints
that you could have just put in the

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decks and they did, Oh you
want you want Grave Titan as West Tech

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Tyrant in the pre con. I
want Grave Titan in the pre con.

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Oh well, what's in the pre
con that's not Grave Titan, not Ptarmago,

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the Queen among Bears. People would
complain if there's a tarmawife in a

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pre cond I know, but it's
just these are things that why couldn't they

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use things that were in the pre
cons already and detach Fallout monikers to them,

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thereby making it so when you buy
the product, you get all of

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it. Yeah, that was so
cool about Doctor Who. If you go

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out and plunk down your money,
you get every card. Well, I

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got two answers there and then and
then we'll take a quick break. Where's

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here. It's like, let's yeah, push you towards the ultra exclusive fair.

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Let's be honest. They're really expensive
collector boosts, yes, or singles,

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which is fine, singles in these
cars, in these sets. Based

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on experience so far, you've been
collecting Lord of the Rings. I was

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looking for some Doctor Who stuff.
It's not like they're easy to find.

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Like the singles aren't just plentiful like
with everything else, right, you can't

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just go and grab them. And
with that being the case, let's say

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you're a huge fall Up fan and
you just want the Fog Crawler, the

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bigger. The odds of you finding
one are low, and that sucks when

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you could have just bought the damn
pre con and got it. I've got

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three answers for you, now,
Okay, I got three answers. That

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first one is helping them stay exclusive
for people who care about secondary market value

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and collecting and opening up and being
a kid and getting the fog Crawler and

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saying I'll trade you for your whatever
and excitement. Yeah, well, and

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you're letting this this cynicism creep into
to what would have normally been like a

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good reason. The second one is
they're exactly doing the excitement. Give us

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more excitement into our pockets, please, And that's that's really cynical, But

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I'm sure there is part of part. Part of that is the decision,

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or is the reason they do this, of course it is. The third

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one is and you know more about
Fallout than I do, but let's say

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West Tech Tyrant is Grave Titan is
something that really thematically makes sense that somebody

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who designed that card, who also
loves Fallout and loves Magic said this is

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the perfect mashup. And I want
somebody who loves Fallout and Magic as much

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as I do, because I'm a
designer. I want to put that on

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a card and have somebody be as
excited and happy about it regardless of money

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value, where to get it,
blah blah blah, because it's a Grave

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Titan West Tech Tyrant. That's what
secret layers are for. And you're going

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to print a secret Layer that's got
fifty eight cards. This is how we

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could go back and forth all night. In this one, it would be

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three. You get Speed, you
get Specimen seventy three, you get West

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Tech Tyrant, Fog Crawler, Inventory
Management, and dog Meat. There's your

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secret Layer, and the rest of
these are all just whatever. You know

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what. That that reminds me of
secret Layers back from a couple years ago

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twenty twenty, twenty twenty one,
where there was two or three secret Layers,

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let's say from Caldhime, and they
had four cards and a secret card

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in each of them, and from
call time we got additional cards in the

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showcase style for forty bucks, and
that was just an additional part of the

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set that you needed to collect.
They're still doing that, except the Secret

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Layers are called collector Boosters now because
they're the same price and instead of being

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four or six of those cards,
there's forty six of those cards, and

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I mean we get more of the
thing that we like but it's at the

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cost of spending more money if we
want to own it all. And that's

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why we always go back to buy
either singles of what you want. Don't

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try to collect everything unless you're a
whale, or unless you're making like a

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long term commitment to something like Lord
of the Rings like I am sure didn't

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spend all my money on it at
one time, but long term commitment over

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the course of the years. When
I can find one that's cheap, like

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the sur on that I just did, And if you want to crack boxes,

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just let me do it for you. Of course, not with this

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one, because I couldn't find one. That was the last piece of podcast

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business. I couldn't find one Brando, couldn't find follow up boxes locally.

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If you want one and you want
to go to Fusion, you can use

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c CEO Summer and ship it to
him. Just let him know and he'll

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open it and sort it and we'll
film it and it'll be a piece of

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content and he'll thank you for it
and he'll ship it to you with some

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new CEO stickers. Yes, that's
a good idea in a little in a

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box, ye ask Aron car Art. He's got a couple and a couple

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of locals have provided me boxes as
well to open. There you go,

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and they all show up on something. Every card I open shows up to

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you unless we talk about it in
between. Right, Hey can I have

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this? And sometimes they say can
I have this mountain? Please? Yes?

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You can have the mountain, yes, sir. But the point is

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there's there's lots of good stuff about
the thing. We've got Bugbears out of

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the way, mutate thing. We
talked about the reprints thing. Now we're

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gonna talk about some super fun thing. We're gonna flip over the cars.

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I've got some some praises for the
art direction again, and I've got a

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swath of cards that i want to
talk about. Man, I've got some

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Sick. I've got a couple of
Fallout hits and Missus flavor wise I'm pumped

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about. Okay, Sick. Where
would you like to start? Oh?

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Man, the site that works.
I'm on the basics. Do it now?

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Basics do it because they're fantastic.
Okay. So there's two types of

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basics. There's the ones that are
reminiscent of the more modern Fallout games three

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and forward. Those are the ones
that are like the big spectacle ones where

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there's a person looking at a mountain
songle it's like you're it's like you're in

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the third person looking at somebody playing
the game. And then there's the three

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quarters perspective landscape ones. Those are
reminiscent of the first two games one and

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two. Those are environments that your
character would truck around in. Oh man,

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they are very very cool. I
like them a lot. I love

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them both a little bit. They
are they are fairly digital for me.

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Yes, and not that I'm knocking
digital art, but these ones look like

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video game art. Yes, which
is even one step past digital art.

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Would say that the three quarter perspective
ones actually look like they were lifted directly

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from the game. Yes. And
you know what, despite what I just

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said, I don't hate that.
That's cool because I'm looking at the landscape

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of Fallout of a game and it
looks like I'm looking into a window or

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a computer screen like I'm playing the
game, which, if you want to

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what's even the word, If you
want to evoke the feeling of that,

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it's obviously doing it. Because Ryan's
never even seen a Fallout game before,

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And when you talk about invoking the
theme or the look, the feel,

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the environment, the nostalgia, whatever
the words are to talk about how to

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talk about the adaptation right when you
when you take one thing and turn it

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into a new medium, you're adapting
it to this new thing. And they've

404
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hit it out of the park with
these, especially the three quarter perspective ones,

405
00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:55.799
they hit it out of the park. With the Lord of the Rings

406
00:27:55.839 --> 00:28:00.440
maps, they hid it out of
the park in some regards with the Doctor

407
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.720
Who stuff. I feel like,
over and over and over again, every

408
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:07.200
time we get a new basic land, full art treatment, they're killing it

409
00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:12.640
there, killing it on lands.
Why why the f are we ever still

410
00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:17.359
even getting lands that are half art
with the big Man a symbol in the

411
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:18.519
text book? Why do we even
get that? I don't know. I

412
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:22.240
think it's a waste of time,
and I'm I can't I stress enough how

413
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:25.079
big a waste of time I feel
it is. I know the D and

414
00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:27.960
D players like it when there's like
text on there. Sure right, well

415
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:32.240
you liked it. I did.
I like the with the ones with flavor

416
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.000
text, Yo, yeah that's what
I mean. But like the flavor text

417
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:37.960
the ones was just the symbol.
Yeah that yeah, give us full arts

418
00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:41.960
and let let the artists, like
we're blessed to have like the best fantasy

419
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.000
artists literally on the planet make art
for the game that we play, Like,

420
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.039
give them the largest canvas you can. Right now that I've seen the

421
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:52.599
preview for the show, which is
what this is advertising, by the bye

422
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:57.240
no follow, the Magic Set isn't
just as magic set. It's also an

423
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:03.119
advertisement for the prime television program Is
it animated or is it really real life?

424
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:04.799
And it looks really good. I'm
not gonna lie. It looks really

425
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.680
cool. I will be watching it. Does it look better or worse than

426
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.400
what Rings of Power looked? Because
Rings of Power sure looked good. Holy

427
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:18.599
mother ass different different different genres,
but it it nails it pretty good,

428
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.839
like everything that I wanted to see, the power armor guy and dog meets

429
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:29.920
there and like the big geared vault
door. It's on the kind of tongue

430
00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:33.200
in cheek, really dark humor.
It's all there. That's what I think

431
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:37.279
I really like about some of the
art direction and top downedness of this set's

432
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:42.519
design is there's tongue in cheek,
really ironic humor, and I'm thinking,

433
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:48.359
like it's not a full blown comedy, but also, like I said last

434
00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.960
week, it's somewhere in between,
somewhere in between zombie Land and Walking Dead,

435
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:56.799
right, And I appreciate the landscape, the atmosphere, and the post

436
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:02.839
apocalyptia. Yeah that's call it that. Yeah, yeah, But I I

437
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.359
like the I like the just lits, little bits of satire, the little

438
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.480
bits of irony. I I feel
like I'm interested in followed because of this,

439
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.799
and that's because it they did a
good joke. And I think that

440
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.160
the characters that they show on the
Lands, I'm pretty sure that they are

441
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:22.240
the characters from the show, because
there's the power armor guy that you get

442
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:23.759
to see, and then there's the
lady in the in three of them,

443
00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.519
there's the lady that you see,
and then I'm pretty sure this would be

444
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.880
the Ghoul. There's the Ghoul.
Is the zombie guys with with no noses.

445
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:34.720
They're ghouls. They don't have noses. They're they're all mutated and stuff.

446
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:40.440
Not necessarily bad people, just different. Oh yeah, created sort of

447
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:44.680
by Vault Tech when they made some
of the vaults to fail and slowly irradiate

448
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:48.640
the people that lived in them in
preparation for the show. Actually, I

449
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:52.240
read what all of the vaults were
meant for all the known vaults, all

450
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:55.279
the control vaults. I think I
think you used the wrong word, though,

451
00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:59.519
not irradiate somebody, but to radiate, to radiate them, Yeah,

452
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:03.160
they radiated them anyway. They have
radioactive They literally glow in the dark,

453
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.119
and they lost their noses or they
got giant and became insane, even though

454
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.599
they were aliens. In number three, the super mutants were mutants. They

455
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:15.920
were aliens, which is I always
thought was stupid. But okay, I'm

456
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.400
not the one writ in this shit. Okay, Well, hey, listen,

457
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.599
I've got some cards listed from the
new cards. If you scroll all

458
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:22.200
the way back to the top,
all the way up to the top,

459
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:26.000
I was going to hit home and
it would have went up to the home.

460
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:30.200
I already did it. I've got
some cards pseudo woberg Order. Okay,

461
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:33.359
And as I talk about some of
the cards that I really like and

462
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:37.440
I read, I reread all of
them this morning, like over and above

463
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.880
what I read as they came out
on each day. So I've looked at

464
00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:44.599
the set a couple of times now, individually and as a whole, and

465
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.000
I've noticed some themes which it's kind
of easy to identify because they're mostly in

466
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.960
pre con format that we that we
get the mechanics and themes of each color

467
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:57.559
or color identity mashup. Here's the
counter thing, here's the equipment and enchantment

468
00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:02.759
thing. Yeah, here's the So
I've got like plus ones and small guys

469
00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:08.079
in white, right, like smaller
than three cmc matters, which is something

470
00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:12.119
that White already does. But this
is a new way that they're giving White

471
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:16.599
card advantage, like small guy reanimation, and uh, do I have a

472
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:22.400
card for that? I'm not sure
yet. I've got nya enchantress yep.

473
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:24.880
So now we've got red in our
enchantress decks, which is kind of cool

474
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:30.759
yep. And the rad deck in
black yep or black and blue eyed,

475
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.240
and that one looks good. That
one looks like that's my style. Man,

476
00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:37.279
I just built a demere deck and
I have mal decks, and I've

477
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:42.359
I've thought hard and theorized about Mill
and played Mill a lot to try and

478
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:46.359
get it culturally to a place within
CCO Nation that it's okay to play sure

479
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:51.640
and and try to have that well
Rady eight out into greater magic culture.

480
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:55.279
And then there's just some frickin funny
cards. Oh man, you want to

481
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:58.400
talk about funny card? Yea,
yeah, tell me Gary Klink. I

482
00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:00.920
knew you're gonna go ne Gary Klin. So Gary Clone is a human citizen

483
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:05.039
one three for white and one with
squad two, which means you can pay

484
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:07.880
two any number of times, as
we talked about already to get more of

485
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:12.440
Gary Clone. Whenever Gary Clone attacks
each other creature you control named Gary Clone

486
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.680
gets plus one plus oh until end
of turn. And very importantly, his

487
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:21.720
flavor text is Gary. Yeah.
Now, let me tell you a video

488
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.279
game story, Ryan, I think
you told me the Gary story. I'm

489
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:27.119
creeping around. Oh, this is
a Brando story. I find a vault

490
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:30.559
door, I opens it up,
I sneak inside. I got my little

491
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.759
shot gun. The lights are just
planting a gun everybody, and there's there's

492
00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:38.720
water dripping. Everything's all the lights
lights. Oh yeah, lights are flickering

493
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:43.680
on and off stark amazement doors.
I'm stealing some stuff. What do I

494
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:47.240
hear? What do I hear?
Gary? Like? What the fuck is

495
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:52.079
that shit? Gary? And I
come around the corner and there's this fucking

496
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:58.279
guy. He's crazy and it's followed
obviously. I just just just murk him

497
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:04.319
immediately. But now the sound of
my shotgun has alerted all the other Garys

498
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:07.160
that live in this vault. I
think they did that on purpose. Gary

499
00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:09.119
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary Gary Gary. And they're coming

500
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.920
out of the quatch and walls,
They're crawling out of the microwave, They're

501
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.719
coming out of the toilet. There's
Gary Clones everywhere. Oh man, let

502
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:22.440
us know in the comments if you
have the exact same experience and traumatization and

503
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.199
all of it was encapsulated in this
one rectangle of cardboard. That is an

504
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:30.960
amazing card I love that. Is
it good for playing? Sort of?

505
00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:35.400
Is it great? If you've played
Fallout three? Yes, I got you.

506
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:38.199
It's a one to three human citizen
for White one squad two. So

507
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:43.800
there's the clone effect is you can
just dump as much man into Gary as

508
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:49.559
you want, and whenever Gary Clone
attacks, each creature you control named Gary

509
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:52.360
Clone gets plus one plus oz until
end of turn yep. So they just

510
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:57.960
get massive, they just get big. And how if you just clone them

511
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.400
azorious clones? Build it your deck
there and it's just Gary, It's just

512
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:05.800
seven dwarfs. It's your literally your
seven dwarves but take red out, put

513
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:09.960
white in. Just Gary. Just
freaking what if you could have any number

514
00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:15.880
of Gary clones, But it's cat
squad. You want Gary's. You got

515
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.719
Gary, more Gary's than you can
know what to do with, more more

516
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:24.639
Gary than you can mark as they
crawl out of a microwave. Okay,

517
00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:27.840
I got my first card. Oh, I love that I got my first

518
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:32.159
card. Continue idolies, idolize this
card Fox, Okay, white white one.

519
00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:37.480
Enchant creature. Enchanted creature has Whenever
this creature attacks alone, it gets

520
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.880
plus x plus x until end of
turn, where x is the number of

521
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:46.519
non land permits you ConTroll on God
damn hell? Is that? Yes?

522
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:52.239
The scrap tokens there, they are
scrap tokens. Uh uh, enchantress deck,

523
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.480
I have. I have fifteen things
that turn your stuff into trees and

524
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.920
elks and pieces of the moon and
things that give me double land tapping.

525
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:07.639
But they're actually land enchantments. Idolize. It's like ancestral mask two point zero.

526
00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:10.840
Now that's later. Oh yeah,
no, I got that card down.

527
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:15.280
This is not ancestral mask two point
oh. This is just everything.

528
00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:19.639
This is raffiki of the lots on
a creature. Yes, just like that's

529
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:24.039
giving my card. That card gives
every single one of my permanents exalted.

530
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:30.000
Yes, that's exactly what it does. That's exactly what he there it is

531
00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:35.880
because he plays Rafiki still Hey does
he that's oldie but a goodie. He

532
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:39.039
still slaps. Yeah, Hey,
you gotta play. Gotta play removal with

533
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:43.679
you're running up against your fiek you
gotta deal with him or not? Two

534
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.320
birthday party. I'm talk about it
real quick, just because it's a big

535
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:51.039
time flavor win. That's the opening
scene in Fallout three. First you create

536
00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:54.239
a one to one human soldier token
and a food token. That's your character

537
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.960
and his birthday cake. Then chapters
two and three, or you may put

538
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:01.760
an aura or equipment from your hand
or graveyard into play. If it was

539
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:05.800
an equipment, put it onto the
battlefield, attach it to a creature you

540
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:10.239
control. That's your character getting his
presence for his birthday. I just I

541
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:15.360
really like how they they did that. I like that a lot. And

542
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:21.039
it caters to enchantments and equipments,
which white and white in followut is wont

543
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:23.039
to do? Correct? Tall,
baby? You know what my next one

544
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:27.400
is? Is it? This one
that's a legendary creature. Oh is it

545
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:35.719
this one? This one the crab
mutant Meyer Lurk Queen. Oh man,

546
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:37.719
this got me written all over somebody
from wats He's doing me a solid here.

547
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:43.840
Okay, this is a crab mutant
for four for blue four vigilance.

548
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:45.519
Okay, it's pretty good. She
attacks, she blocked, she attacks,

549
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:51.559
she protect. Okay. When Meyer
la Queen enters the battlefield, target player

550
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:53.559
gets two rad counters. Okay,
Okay, so I like rad already,

551
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:58.719
and I like crabs, and it's
covage whenever one or more non land cards

552
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.239
are milled. Okay, a card
then put a plus one plus one counter

553
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:07.039
on Meyer Crab Meyer Lurk Queen only
triggers once each turn. But but if

554
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:12.719
I mill you one card each turn
or give you rad counters, this does

555
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:16.519
it all? It does. Everything
goes straight into brubag Beats, Bubac Beats.

556
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:21.079
You'll have to see how I think
I played buback Beats on the sidewalk

557
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:23.480
slam that's coming up. How to
go. Well, there was some beating.

558
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:29.000
I feel it was probably beating,
but eventually there was let's tell a

559
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:31.280
nerd rage. Oh yeah, funny. Nerd rage is very funny. This

560
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:34.679
is a perk in the game,
so people know what this is. It

561
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:39.079
turns your intelligence score into your strength
score. Oh I didn't know that,

562
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:42.440
but now I know that is what
it does. So in the game.

563
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:47.280
In our game, it's Bluetoo.
Enchanted creature enters the battlefield, draw two

564
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:50.760
cards, so it's already good.
No, it's our In our game,

565
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.199
it's fat guy with butt crack out, smashes table and flips it over.

566
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:59.079
Yes, the enchanted creature has you
have no maximum hand size, and whenever

567
00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.000
this creature attacks, if you have
ten or more cards in hand, it

568
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:05.920
gets plus ten plus ten until end
of turn. That could go on.

569
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.519
Mind chanters, deck, drop a
couple enchanters and chanties and then draw draw,

570
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:13.639
draw, draw, draw, draw
nerd rage, draw, draw,

571
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:17.519
draw again. Hit you for frickin'
sixteen enough. Yeah, that's pretty good.

572
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:20.960
Hits you four enough? I got
I got one. This my last

573
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:25.719
blue card k rad Storm it rad
Storm. Okay. Remember when we were

574
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:30.480
never getting storm back and in the
last two sets we got two cards both

575
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:35.079
headstorm. Okay, rad Storm is
instant mind you sure it is? Yeah?

576
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:38.039
For blue three, it's got storm. So you copy this spell for

577
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:43.679
each other spell cast before this turn. Each spell, each player cast every

578
00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:46.360
spell, you're gonna get a copy. And the only thing this spell does

579
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:55.559
is proliferate. I want to cascade, Cascade, Cascade into rad Storm and

580
00:39:55.599 --> 00:40:00.119
then just like proliferate four or five
times onto all my walkers in my super

581
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.760
Friends Cascade deck. Do you win
after that? Or do you just I

582
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:07.000
pretinue to durdle and do jack shit? No, I probably I probably mine

583
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.000
sculpt you, just do jack.
Hey, yeah, you know what when

584
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.079
you say dude, jack, Yeah, you know what. Mostly that deck

585
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:15.039
wins after I do nothing, and
then I mine sculpt you, and then

586
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:21.239
I min sculpt you again. Yes, you got any black cards? Nuclear

587
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.119
followed my first card. That's the
one. So it's black black X.

588
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:30.880
Each creature gets twice minus x minus
excellent of turn twice. So if you

589
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:34.719
put one in two x, everything
gets minus two and each player gets x

590
00:40:34.840 --> 00:40:37.880
rad counter man black sun zened eat
your heart out. Hey, that's a

591
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:39.840
good one. They get counters.
No, no, no, sorry,

592
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:43.480
it's minus until end to turn.
Okay, so not black son, but

593
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.880
it's big minus E like you're gonna
be able to kill most things with this.

594
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:50.679
Yes, So if you put four
into it, all creatures get minus

595
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:52.920
four minus four. Yes, like
if you pay four mana, if you

596
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.679
put four into X, each creature
gets minus eight minus eight. That's a

597
00:40:55.679 --> 00:41:00.199
six mana probably get everything. And
if I got a like a nine nine

598
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:05.679
souron it, frickin' lives and then
everybody's gonna mill a ton and lose like

599
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:08.639
lots of life. Yees. Yeah, that card is and I love the

600
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:15.000
art. It's reminiscent of the American
Thanksgiving painting, right. I don't remember

601
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:16.199
what it's called, but maybe Joe
will have it on the screen if you

602
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.760
can. God, no, that's
not it. No, that's the guy

603
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.559
with the pitchfork. Okay, what
about Vault twelve the Necropolis. This is

604
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:27.519
my first and only vault that I'm
gonna talk about of the day. Okay.

605
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:30.920
So it's a saga for Black Black
four. Chapter one is each player

606
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:35.800
gets three rad counters yeh, which
is again already good. You're gonna make

607
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.840
them lose some life and each player
so I'm gonna mill myself to remember,

608
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:45.000
right, and I'm planning on that
if I'm playing this Chapter two Create x

609
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:50.039
two two Black Zombie Mutant Creature tokens, where x is the total number of

610
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:57.440
RAD counters among players. That's pretty
good. You might like if everybody hits

611
00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:01.239
land cards, it's nine guys,
twelve guys, twelve guys. No,

612
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:05.519
it's nine because you no, No, it's out your draw step. It's

613
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:08.800
your draw steps. You you're guaranteed
three guys. You're guaranteed three? Yeah?

614
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:13.760
Uh are you? Yep? Sure
because you still have yours and you

615
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:17.400
don't lose yours until your main phase. Oh yeah, oh this triggers on

616
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:21.519
your draw step or whatever. Yeah, yeah, so this triggers after we

617
00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:23.400
draw. Yes, you're guaranteed at
least three to two, at least three.

618
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:28.159
Okay, so that's six power for
six man. That's fine already,

619
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:30.679
sure, and I milled and probably
made my opponents lose, and that's like

620
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:35.559
bare minimum. Yeah right, I
could get eight power, ten power,

621
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:39.440
twelve power, twenty power yees Chapter
three, but two plus one plus one

622
00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:45.800
counters on each creature you control that's
a zombie or a mutant, so all

623
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:51.079
my zombies can get Ken has big. This This is a win con Vault

624
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.760
twenty two the Necropolis, also in
the game Fault twelve, one of the

625
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:57.199
your vault twelveth is that what I
said? What I say? Vault fifteen,

626
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:00.760
I don't know, it doesn't matter. Twenty two Vault twelve. Necropolis

627
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:05.199
is where the mutants, the guys
with no noses, that's where they came

628
00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:10.840
from. They were slowly like radiation
over the course of decades and decades,

629
00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:16.480
and eventually they became these like radioactive
ghules that crawled out of this and Necropolis

630
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.679
not not good for business. They
started off very very angry and were like

631
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:23.840
really feral, but then some of
the feral guls and then like the regular

632
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:28.320
gouls. There's just people who were
all messed up for radiation. Then there's

633
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:31.679
feral ghuls who want to just wreck
your ass. Feral guls. Tell me

634
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:36.239
what you think about vats. This
is a car that got spoiled, previewed

635
00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:40.000
relatively early, and everybody was super
super hard for it. Instant for black

636
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:43.719
black two yes, split second.
Yeah, that's pretty good. We returned.

637
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:45.400
So when this is on the stack, nothing else can be put onto

638
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.719
the stack until this results. Choose
any number of target creatures of the equal

639
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.559
toughness destroy them. It's pretty cool. So all the guys that are the

640
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:55.480
same size all die. They just
kill them. But also like, if

641
00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:59.800
there's only one guy that's got like
three toughness, that's gotta go get it

642
00:43:59.840 --> 00:44:01.440
to. You just only get that. I think it's cool, but you

643
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:05.719
the point is for for manna,
you get one guy? Is that good?

644
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:07.119
Though? No, I guess you
got to get a bunch, right,

645
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:09.079
got to get two, got to
get to I gotta get at least

646
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:13.039
two. I think I would pay
for an instant that kills two guys for

647
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:17.559
is fine? For is fine because
instant that kills two that costs three makes

648
00:44:17.559 --> 00:44:21.559
me lose five life in Lord of
Tressorhorn. That's right, Okay, now

649
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.920
it will make you lose none,
so might play that. That's a good

650
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:27.719
card. Moving on to red,
Moving on to red, got any ready's

651
00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:35.440
bottle clap bottle clap blast. I
have this caps with red for instant improvise.

652
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.880
You can tap artifacts to reduce the
colorless cost of the set, but

653
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:44.079
to help pay help pay Yes,
whatever, same thing, bottle clap bottle.

654
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:49.239
I can't say the fucking name.
Bottle clap blast deals five dam the

655
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.599
bottle clap ass bottle clap ass perfect, thank you. That's what I was

656
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:55.519
going for the whole time. Just
didn't even know it. Bottle clap ass,

657
00:44:55.800 --> 00:45:00.320
I said, bottle cap ass doesn't
matter. Deals five damage to any

658
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:04.280
target. If excess damage is dealt
this way to a permanent create that many

659
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:07.559
tapped treasure tokens. So if I
get your one one with my thing,

660
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:12.079
I make you so I get my
money back on rebated. Yes, I

661
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.960
get to clap cheeks on rebate.
That's right. Oh, that's the only

662
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:20.519
thing I want to do with this
bottle clap asses cheeks cheeks just or elf

663
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:22.960
cheeks. Yeah, I like that
too. Yes, it's basically a ramp

664
00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:25.360
spell. If you have some artifacts, Oh, you have rap spell that

665
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:30.320
gives you less matter than you paid
for it. Five man, not if

666
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:32.760
you've tapped some artifacts, I suppose. Yeah, I'll just tap my soul

667
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:42.440
ring from fucking one man two.
I'm good at magic. Let me talk

668
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.559
a one that I really Megaton's fate. We've talked about how you can nuke

669
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:49.519
the town if you want. It
either kills the annoying person or doesn't kill

670
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.239
the annoying person, and it doesn't
kill the annoying person. Red five for

671
00:45:52.280 --> 00:45:59.880
a sorcery, destroy target artifact,
create four treasure tokens MM hmm whatever,

672
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:07.039
or or it deals eight damage to
each creature and each player gets four red

673
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:15.159
count. Now we're talking that's going
directly into Terralph. So eight damage to

674
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:20.840
each creature and probably again on rebates
over the course of a little bit,

675
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:28.719
probably four. Well, I guess
over time it's gonna get four damage because

676
00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:30.920
you have to take damage to get
rid of your rad counters. Right,

677
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.039
that's right. So really it's eight
and four. It's just over time.

678
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.119
Four. That's pretty good. That's
a good card. That's pretty good.

679
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:39.000
And Tralf it's even better. Yeah. Yeah, it basically just just win

680
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:42.000
the game on it. I got
I got one. I got one that

681
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:45.320
says basically win the game. Okay. Junk Jet junk jeck. Yeah.

682
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:50.199
Yeah, it's like jone Jet except
junk Okay, he's pointing it the wrong

683
00:46:50.239 --> 00:46:53.039
way. Okay, he's using it
like it's a gun, but it's not

684
00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:57.360
a jet. Whatever. What's the
card jet? Yeah, you should put

685
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:00.559
you're in it. I got the
hot time. When you're in elementary,

686
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.920
it's just me, just you,
Okay, well I'll read it. Okay.

687
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:07.360
Equipment for red one, Equips for
one. When junk Jet enters the

688
00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:12.239
battlefield, create a junk token.
Sure, sure, I don't care.

689
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:21.280
Three sacrifice another artifact, double equipped
creature's power until end of turn. You

690
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:24.719
can do that. You can do
that two times or three times if you

691
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:30.360
want. I'm gonna make lorda dresser
horn a twenty power. Nope, forty,

692
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:36.920
nope, eighty yes, Okay,
you got any more? Red,

693
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:42.199
I talked about powder Ganger before,
and that's he's good. No, you

694
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.400
know, I don't. I like
the art on Wild Wasteland m It's got

695
00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:50.679
like alien subducting a cow. But
that's about as far as I go in

696
00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:53.119
in Red, and it says skip
your draw step. I'm listening at the

697
00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:55.639
beginning of your up keep ex all
the top two cards your library. You

698
00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:59.440
can play this turn. Yeah,
it's like chastraw two, but you can't

699
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:01.400
draw your other one. The card
is fine, it's nothing wrong with it.

700
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:05.599
But and the inn red enchanters hat
three. That's pretty good by turn

701
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:07.239
three, if you're double drawn,
it's pretty good. Sure, Yeah,

702
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:10.920
it's pretty Toad moving on to Green, Moving on to moving on to green,

703
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:17.039
and I have a question about rampaging
Yoogie. Sure is that like a

704
00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:22.760
Yogi bear reference? It's a bear
and it's Yoo Yoo guy Yao Guai.

705
00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:27.519
I honestly don't know. It's got
to be a Yogi bear thing because it's

706
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:30.679
a bear and yoo, guys,
it sounds too close. It sounds very

707
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:34.679
bear like. The card's good.
It's pretty cool. It's not a two

708
00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.800
two for two, but it is
a two two bear mutant for Green Green

709
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:42.800
Green x Vidge Trample enters the battlefield
with x plus one counters on it,

710
00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:45.920
because of course it does, because
bears are hydras in followut mutate land yep

711
00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:52.719
when rampaging Yo Yao guy enters the
battlefield, destroy any number of target artifacts

712
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.039
and or enchantments with total amount of
value x or less. So it kills

713
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:59.800
all the treasures just for it coming
into play. Yes, and then oh,

714
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:02.239
think of that, the junks,
the scraps, the treasures, the

715
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:07.239
clues, the bloods, everything,
maps gets them all. It gets all

716
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:08.760
the soul rings, It gets all
the two man of manner rocks if you

717
00:49:08.840 --> 00:49:13.880
pay five, like, if you
pay five total for it, it gets

718
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:17.239
all the two's six, gets all
of the mani ros basically, yes,

719
00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:22.159
and uh, and most of the
really good equipments too. Yes, you're

720
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:29.000
right, and that's investing six man
of total and it would be a X

721
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:30.440
would equal three, so it would
be a five to five vigilance trample for

722
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:34.760
six that destroys basically everything. Yes, that's pretty good, nothing wrong with

723
00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:38.199
that's that's a pretty good card.
Earlier on you talked about new ancestral mask.

724
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:45.519
Let's just talk about my list actual
new ancestral mask in strong back.

725
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:52.719
So it's an enchantment creed, enchantment
Aura two and a green enchant creature equip

726
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:58.679
abilities You activate the target enchanted creatures
cost three less to activate. So now

727
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:01.679
you're putting swords on them for free. Yes, you're putting junk jet on

728
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:06.519
them for free. Oh, I
love junk Jet or a spells you cast

729
00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:10.000
to target the enchanted creature cost three
less. That's pretty good. So you

730
00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:15.000
want to put an additional strong back
on it somehow cost green. Oh,

731
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:17.519
if I wanted to put ancestral mask
on it cost green. It's pretty good.

732
00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:22.039
But wait, if I wanted to
put diplomatic immunity on it, No,

733
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:23.400
don't do that. Actually that'd be
bad. That'd be bad. But

734
00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:28.400
point taken. Point taken, Because
there's more. The card does have another

735
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.239
line of text on it. That
says enchanted creature gets plus two plus two

736
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:35.960
for each aura and equipment attached to
it. Oh that's good. That's a

737
00:50:36.039 --> 00:50:38.239
or a Narlid. That's that's card
or a Narlid, right, I think

738
00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:43.800
I think that's the card. Tis
that this is? This card's good?

739
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.679
That no ship? This card?
This card. Yeah yeah, this card

740
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:51.559
will beat the ship out of you
with its back. Yes. Strong back

741
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:53.760
means you're not encumbered by having too
much weight. It's another perk from the

742
00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:57.800
game. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I got.

743
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.039
I got one that's a holdover from
Lord of the Rings. The Gaffer

744
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:05.639
had too much radiation. Now he's
Dato Farmer. Where's the Tato far it's

745
00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:09.239
the same guy. I'm convinced it's
the same guy. You can't tell me

746
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:13.639
it's not. And you know that. I like to connect mechanics and flavor

747
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:16.880
and kind of the overarching themes from
set to set to set because it like

748
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:20.599
directs new players and what to do. Sure, yeah, you built the

749
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:24.199
Hobbit and gaffer gamsei deck. Now
you got Tato Farmer. He's going straight

750
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:30.320
in. Boil him, mash him, stick him up your ass with some

751
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:32.920
radiation. Sauce on there. No, let's talk about let's give him a

752
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:36.280
read. Give him read first,
then we're gonna talk about the big fail

753
00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:39.760
Tato Farmer one four for green two
landfall. Whenever land enters the battle from

754
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:45.039
your control, you may get two
rad counters. May may I get him

755
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:46.719
myself though, so that's why I
may. And then you can tap it

756
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:52.000
to put target land from a graveyard
that was milled. This turn into play

757
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:55.199
under your control tapped, and when
I do that, I would landfall to

758
00:51:55.239 --> 00:52:01.280
put potentially more into my graveyard time. But yes, yeah, yeah,

759
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:06.400
for the next time he becomes untapped. This card I think is gonna see

760
00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:09.039
play in lands decks. I think
he's Coo and Maldratha dex like I'm thinking

761
00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:13.360
now, as soon as we got
in the last set we got the the

762
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:17.559
Elf Shaman or whatever that lets us
splendid wreck as an activated ability. Now

763
00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:22.280
we've got two splendid Recks and something
like this that sort of acts as a

764
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:29.960
crucible of worlds on a with a
landfall trigger on a creature like this card

765
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:35.719
is good and if you care,
I think that Gaff for Gamsey was also

766
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:39.559
a peasant, I think, but
he's holding a tomato and not a potato.

767
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:45.079
Tomato potato that those things matter.
On those things. If you're talking

768
00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:47.199
about art direction and all that shit, those things matter. I thought you

769
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:50.960
were setting me up for a potato. I should have you know, frick,

770
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:54.199
you know what I should have said, potato tomato. Oh I missed

771
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:57.719
it too late. But you know
what, at least you know what.

772
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:01.760
We're confident enough in our missing jokes
to put it out there on the internet

773
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:06.800
to take ownership of it. Two
more green cards, Sure, watchful radstag

774
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:10.719
two to two for three with evolve
whenever it evolves, to make a token

775
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:15.400
copy of it. I like that. Ah yeah, I saw this one.

776
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:17.559
I'm like, I don't think it's
broke as hell, but I do

777
00:53:17.800 --> 00:53:21.599
enjoy it, and if I find
one, I am gonna find a deck

778
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:23.599
for it. I just think it's
a I think it's a fun card.

779
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:28.639
I think it is. I like
it, and I want to play it.

780
00:53:28.639 --> 00:53:30.840
I want to see it in decks. I want to see it make

781
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:32.679
a little wall of dudes. And
I think the picture on it is cool

782
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:37.559
too. But a bunch of deer
with two heads but only one antler per

783
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:40.360
head, Yes, excellent. I
like the card almost perfect. It makes

784
00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:45.159
an enchanted creature based power and toughness
in nine out of ten. Should alter

785
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.920
that to seven out of ten and
just give it to people in the nation.

786
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:52.920
Not too expensive, too many dollars. Let's talk about a card that

787
00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:58.480
I really really want. I want
this for Tan of the Butt SEO are

788
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.320
so bad well rested it it it. It hurts my feelings that I don't

789
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:05.079
own one. It's an enchantment for
Green One. It's not even out yet,

790
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.039
Brando. It came out today.
Oh, came out today. I

791
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:10.559
should have picked it up after work, but alas couldn't do it. Enchanted

792
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.920
creature has Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put two plus one plus one's counter

793
00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:21.280
counters on it, then gain two
life ben Rock card. Oh that's pretty

794
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:24.159
good. Ooh, it's kind of
like whenever you untap your dude you great

795
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:30.719
hane it ooh yeah, okay,
like Mini one guy great hinge. Yeah,

796
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:34.880
okay, that's pretty good. I
like that card a lot, a

797
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:37.679
lot, and I want to put
it on Tanna so I can make more

798
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:42.119
SAPs. Yeah yeah. And for
the record, Gaffer Gamgee is a peasant

799
00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:45.239
good yeah, okay, check the
Adam eyes. You like this one instant

800
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:50.320
green black two destroy target, non
land permanent, good line of text,

801
00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:54.760
proliferate Yah plus Assin Stroll it costs
two, I suppose. Yeah, are

802
00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:58.880
you on the Are you on the
frickin' Everything needs to cost two or it's

803
00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:00.480
not good in Commander train. Come
on, I thought this was Commander Cookout,

804
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:04.320
not Command's own. Nope. But
I just think that there's all there's

805
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:09.360
a card that does essentially this exact
thing at the same speed for half.

806
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:14.360
The Mannutiferate isn't worth it two,
And I don't think that the Proliferate is

807
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:20.079
worth having to dump that much resources
into killing a single problem permanent. And

808
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:23.119
I mean, here's the this do
the commanded cookout thing? Play both?

809
00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:28.280
Play both? But if you only
got room for one, I would argue

810
00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:34.400
that Assassin's trophy might be a better
and I'll bet you monetarily an equal option.

811
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.159
Yep. Yes, so it's fine, there's nothing wrong with it,

812
00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:40.880
But I don't think it's gonna be
a I'm not going to be caught in

813
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:44.920
a bunch of other stuff for it. Yeah, yeah, I got two

814
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:47.639
more, Okay, I got two
more. First one Nuka Cola vending machine.

815
00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:52.519
Hell yeah, this is an artifact
for three. It goes one tap

816
00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:57.559
create a food, which is fine, and whenever you sack a food,

817
00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:01.840
create a tapped treasure. I like
that. That is resource fiddly artifact,

818
00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:07.400
dirtily management, learn how to work
dice and tokens, encounters people. Because

819
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:10.920
I think this is a card we're
gonna see in decks that go right along

820
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.599
with frickin' academy manufacturer, because you're
gonna make that treasure, then we're gonna

821
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:20.800
just get another food and we're gonna
cycle them. And like, if we've

822
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:23.760
got a way to untap that treasure
when it etvs like, what is it

823
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:30.480
sundial in the infinite or unwinding clock
on each buddy's turn, I mean the

824
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:32.480
vigor. I think that only works
with landslip, don't it. I don't

825
00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:36.039
know, Well, think of unwinding
clock, right, and I'm gonna untap

826
00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:37.920
that treasure. Then I can use
the treasure to sacrifice the food to get

827
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:44.119
another treasure if I've got both the
Nuker Cola vending machine and the manufactur right,

828
00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:45.679
and and that's just gonna be a
thing that's gonna happen each turn,

829
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:50.679
each turn, each turn, and
people are gonna utilize or take advantage or

830
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:57.679
weaponize artifact ETB artifact sacrifice, and
that's gonna be just another cog in the

831
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:01.519
machine, right Yeah, Yeah,
I got one more card and then I

832
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:05.039
think you had some stuff to say
about the bubble heads. I'm excited about

833
00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:08.960
I've got and I think this is
a real card. This is silver Shroud

834
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:15.360
costume. Oh yeah, I thought, well, you can read the one

835
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:17.480
that you thought I was gonna say
after I read this one. This is

836
00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:24.079
an equipment for two that has flash. Yeah, okay, this is it's

837
00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:30.239
very methro coat already. That's that's
the first thing that popped into my head.

838
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.280
And that's a real card. That's
a real freaking good card. When

839
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:37.320
silver Shroud Costume enters a battlefield,
attach it to target creature you control.

840
00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:43.360
This is literally methro coat. That
creature gains shroud until end of turn and

841
00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:46.800
equipped creature can't be blocked. So
it's kind of a counter spell yes,

842
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:52.519
that then turns into unblockable on a
dude. It's very good, Yes,

843
00:57:52.880 --> 00:58:00.559
counterspell and frickin' unblockable. It's oh
man, this is a good card at

844
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:05.440
two mana every freaking color. Can
play counter spell now, damn it.

845
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:08.960
Yes, counter spell if you're targeting
my creature, yes, yes, but

846
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:12.840
mine as well. I mean,
yes, you get it. Which card

847
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:15.440
you thought? I was gonna say, pit Boy three thousand. Oh yeah,

848
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:17.079
this card's getting cool card. It's
an equipment for one, it equips

849
00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:21.400
for two. When equipped creature attacks, you get one of the following three

850
00:58:21.400 --> 00:58:24.079
abilities. Draw a card than discarded
card, put a plus one plus en

851
00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:29.880
counter on the creature, or untap
up to two target lands. That's good

852
00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:35.199
that it gives you lots of options. Reminiscent of Umasaw's Geet. Yes,

853
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:37.559
not as good because hey, I'm
gonna I'm gonna say it again and people

854
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:42.599
are gonna yell at me on the
internet. Umiza's Jeet Top five artifacts all

855
00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:46.039
time, absolutely, And this is
not that, but reminiscent of because when

856
00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:51.679
it attacks, not deals damage attacks, I'm gonna get things that actually matter.

857
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:57.239
Drawn discard plus one on just that
creature, but sure or untapped lands.

858
00:58:57.320 --> 00:59:00.199
So this could give me mana back. I could slap this thing on

859
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:01.960
nor and the Warry and get value
out of it. That's how cool that

860
00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:07.079
card is, could you? Yeah? Because noran just has to attack.

861
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.440
Oh and he fucks off and the
pit boy falls off, and he comes

862
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:13.679
back later and puts it back on. I suppose it does too bad you

863
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:16.000
can't equip at instant speed because then
you could use your untapped lands to re

864
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:20.920
equip. Yeah, alas, but
you know what it's it's a cool card.

865
00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.239
I really like that. Lets you
draw two cards a turn in Nouran.

866
00:59:23.559 --> 00:59:27.239
Yeah, that's why we see two
cards because you got a discard.

867
00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:30.119
One one of them is probably a
fucking land anyway. Really almost like,

868
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:32.320
damn it, how many lands you
play in there? Fourteen now fourteen?

869
00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:36.400
You still draw them all every time
down to eight and they're always in my

870
00:59:36.480 --> 00:59:40.559
opening hand, every one of those
damnit piece of cardge Okay, bobbleheads.

871
00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:45.440
Bobbleheads. I love anything that has
to do with if you have this many

872
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:49.920
of a certain thing. Yes,
and it's a very specific thing. I

873
00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:52.119
like these bubbleheads and they all do
something cool. They're all three man of

874
00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:55.159
man of rocks. Yeah, they're
all manoliths. So Dana Roach is already

875
00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:59.679
on board. Oh yeah, and
then they all have some kind of benefit,

876
00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:04.079
i e. The strength bobblehead tap
three and it put x plus one

877
01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:07.440
plus one counters on target creature,
where x is the number of Bobbleheads you

878
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:09.719
have. How many bobble HUDs did
we get? Seven? We got seven

879
01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:15.880
in the set. Yes, we
could potentially see more in future Fallout secret

880
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.760
layers as the secret card or as
the regular like Bobblehead one. That would

881
01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:22.159
be good if we got a whole
secret layer of them. You taught us

882
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:23.400
to like ten or eleven of them. Yeah, well, that'd be pretty

883
01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:28.480
good. That'd be pretty How many
are there? I'm I'm picturing the picture

884
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.920
like you told me not to on
the on the pre I think there's fifteen,

885
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:35.280
fifteen or sixteen. Oh, there's
a high number. Can you imagin

886
01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:37.159
if we got all of them?
Oh, that'd be good. That would

887
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:38.599
be good in the Bobblehead deck.
That'd be very good in the bobble Head

888
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:42.920
deck. It's not like they're worthless
cards and they all do something. Yeah

889
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:47.199
not, They're only worthless if I
freaking cast a blasphem is a Now,

890
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:51.320
blast of a sack wouldn't kill them? Why not? Because they're not dudes.

891
01:00:52.039 --> 01:00:55.199
They're already facts. Yeah, they're
not dudes. Blast I said the

892
01:00:55.199 --> 01:00:59.119
wrong thing. Shut a storm Vanda
Blast, Vanda Blast. I knew that

893
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:01.840
a blast asked blaster in there.
Yeah, that's the thing, chee clapper,

894
01:01:04.679 --> 01:01:07.000
And one of the even says,
win the game on it. Yeah,

895
01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.440
roll x six sided dice were ex's
number of bobbleheads you control created tapped

896
01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:17.000
treasure token for each even result.
If you rolled six exactly seven times,

897
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:22.559
win the game. So I would
need to have all seven bobble heads out

898
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:28.039
yatzi baby clones of them and get
seven six's correct? Is that ever gonna

899
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:31.360
happen to anybody ever? No?
You know that's what we said about Mazes

900
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:36.840
End. Well, yeah, but
then they took three or four or five

901
01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:40.159
sets with more gates in that.
Man, I won with Mazes End when

902
01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:45.159
there was ten gates back in mine. Eh, I won with ten gates.

903
01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:47.920
It wasn't your decks seventy four land
and ten of them were gates.

904
01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:52.880
Yeah, seventy four land and eighty
six of them were gates. It wasn't

905
01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:55.800
it. Seventy wasn't it wasn't it? Just what is it? Ad nauseum

906
01:01:55.920 --> 01:02:00.639
mana bond ad nauseum gate bond.
That a good combo. That's a freaking

907
01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:05.159
good comp You could have added nauseum
to any instant wind thing in your deck.

908
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:08.920
The fact that it happened to be
gates. No, speaking of land,

909
01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:12.920
I got one land I want to
talk about. Okay, it's Diamond

910
01:02:13.199 --> 01:02:15.480
City. Yes, this kind is
good. Okay. Diamond City enters the

911
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:19.960
battlefield a shield counter on it.
Cool, So if it would be dealt

912
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:24.039
damage or destroyed, remove the shield
counter from it instead. Okay, taps

913
01:02:24.039 --> 01:02:30.000
for colors, okay, tap move
a shield counter from Diamond City onto target

914
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:35.639
creature. Activate this ability only if
there are two or more entered two or

915
01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:38.360
more and creatures entered the battlefield under
your control this turn. Oh man,

916
01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:43.960
that was difficult. Okay, So
like I could put this on my commander

917
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:49.199
kind of mid game at the cost
of like taking a land off, like

918
01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:52.719
taking a mana out of a land
for one turn, like on turn Let's

919
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:58.000
say I cast my commander on turn
three or four, and then on turn

920
01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:02.039
five or six where I go like
creature creature, You know that turn where

921
01:03:02.039 --> 01:03:06.199
you kind of move into your mid
game and say, okay, utility guy

922
01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:08.159
and something that's going to further my
strategy. Bang bang, get them both,

923
01:03:08.159 --> 01:03:12.559
and now I'm on board. Yep, Diamond City, Make my guy

924
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:15.880
have a shield counter cool. Yeah, I think that this card is going

925
01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:21.320
to play a pivotable, pivotal role
in decks that it is in. Yes,

926
01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:22.880
when it's on the battle face,
I would put this into maxist for

927
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:27.400
sure, yep. To keep my
dudes alive yep. And I would.

928
01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:30.119
There's lots of decks that are like
that that'll do the same thing. I

929
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:35.039
think I would like to put it
into Bruvac because A it's monocolor and B

930
01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:38.760
he usually gets you know what.
No, I don't know if I would.

931
01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:42.199
I don't know where it's going to
play a role. Actually, I

932
01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:44.800
was thinking about decks that I would
put it in. Ultimately, any deck

933
01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:47.519
that plays a commander, yes,
okay, any of my decks that have

934
01:03:47.599 --> 01:03:51.960
commanders that I give a shit about
in I will play this because it's good.

935
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:53.960
Yes it was hey, kay,
last one, last one? For

936
01:03:54.000 --> 01:04:01.639
real? What about like Helius one
or Junk Town or Mariposa Military Base?

937
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:04.719
Are any of these any good?
Maripos and Military Base goes in the rad

938
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:10.159
counter deck? Sure, Junktown is
not good. Helios one will go into

939
01:04:10.199 --> 01:04:13.840
the energy decks that will be built
and will do just find there. But

940
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:17.559
I don't think any of them are
game warping or game changing in the way

941
01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:24.519
that Diamond City is. These are
very much classic utility lands. Yeah,

942
01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:29.519
you put them in the deck to
provide utility for the specific strategy. Junk

943
01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:32.880
token, energy or rad counter,
Yes, okay, those are neat.

944
01:04:33.519 --> 01:04:38.039
I think Mariposa Military Base would be
good in Brewbec because I might want to

945
01:04:38.039 --> 01:04:41.960
mill myself. I've got some gray
verg getorbackers, and draw card on a

946
01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:44.760
land is something I already play in
that deck. We've got to get yourself

947
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:46.159
a bunch of rad counters, though, other it's tossing you six to draw

948
01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:50.880
one card and you're not milling yourself
with. Yeah, I already play the

949
01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:57.920
Temple of Erasca. It's five tap
draw card, but only Citi's blessing.

950
01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:00.920
So this has got to be better
than that. You think five tap draw

951
01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:03.559
card, but it costs less if
I got rad I guess. I guess

952
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:06.679
it does because it gives it gives
you two if I do it like late

953
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:11.280
game, and then I can tap
it for three and the end of your

954
01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:15.199
turn tab it for three draw card
or whatever and then mail myself. I

955
01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:17.360
don't know, I'm just throwing shit
at the wall, Sene what sticks?

956
01:05:17.559 --> 01:05:23.679
Okay, I'm just spitballing on the
show. So overall, I think we're

957
01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:26.440
still in a position where I can
ask you this question at the end of

958
01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:30.039
the show. Here, Yeah,
I'm ready. Do you like Fallout better

959
01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:33.280
than Doctor Who? Yes? You
think there's more stuff in here for your

960
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:40.119
magic playing mind than Doctor Who.
The way that I build decks, the

961
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:49.599
trajectory that my magic deck building mind
travels in or at on the types of

962
01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:55.920
cards, the art direction, caring
about the story, or finding the imagery

963
01:05:56.000 --> 01:06:02.639
interesting, all of those things win
compared to Doctor Who. Everything about the

964
01:06:02.679 --> 01:06:06.960
set I like better, Wow,
every single thing I think. So does

965
01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:11.039
it make you interested to watch the
show or play a game? A little

966
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:15.360
bit? It does, and not
only because of the imagery and the top

967
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:20.360
down type of design that I recognize
and can can parse through. I know

968
01:06:20.519 --> 01:06:25.840
nothing about Doctor Who and nothing about
Fallout, But looking at the Doctor Who

969
01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:30.000
stuff and Timey, whymy I'm like, is this about time? Is it

970
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:34.199
about space? Is it both?
I have no idea, but radiation and

971
01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:38.960
some zombie guy in a vault?
Fuck? I get it right, I

972
01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:43.360
get it, and I get it
they're both science fiction. But this one

973
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:46.800
I get, and I say that
as one thing. The other thing about

974
01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:50.199
Followut being a series as well,
that's coming up. Maybe Rebecca would watch

975
01:06:50.199 --> 01:06:54.320
that with me. Maybe I can
sit down and watch that with my wife

976
01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:59.280
and actually spend time with her,
because I freaking hate all the shows she

977
01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.639
watches. I'm telling you that,
I'm telling you it's gonna be cool show.

978
01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:05.880
I'm I'm putting myself out there when
I say that, because I don't

979
01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:09.559
usually like the new shows, but
I really do think this one's gonna be

980
01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.760
good. Are you Watsy's shilling?
No, this is nothing. This show

981
01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:15.039
has nothing to do with Watsy.
They have nothing to do with the damn

982
01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:17.360
show. That's why it's gonna be
good. I'm putting out a pole.

983
01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:21.519
Does Brando think that this is gonna
be an actually good show or is he

984
01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:26.880
just shilling for WATSI that's the pole, me shilling for watching and all of

985
01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:31.039
C is going to troll you.
Well, yeah, they're gonna f y'all.

986
01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:33.440
All right, the show's gonna be
good and you're gonna watch it too,

987
01:07:33.440 --> 01:07:38.480
and you know that, so just
get with it. Yeah, yeah,

988
01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:41.119
yeah, that's right. Do you
think I can watch with my kid,

989
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:44.039
is it is? It is?
You know it's it's it's like out

990
01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:46.679
there everywhere I go out here,
somebody's trying to kill me. Oh yeah,

991
01:07:46.719 --> 01:07:48.800
that sucks. I'm not gonna try
to kill you. And then his

992
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:53.480
hands turned into buzz saws. I'm
just gonna harvest your organs. Oh leave

993
01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:55.800
you a live grow new ones and
I'll harvest those ones again. Yeah,

994
01:07:55.880 --> 01:07:59.159
okay, yeah, it's not a
maybe not a six year old new type

995
01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:01.639
show. It's not. If you
there's a there's a perk in the game

996
01:08:01.719 --> 01:08:05.519
called like bloody mass, so whenever
you kill somebody, they just blow into

997
01:08:05.559 --> 01:08:10.679
pieces. Gross. There's arms and
legs and brains explosion on Diablo too,

998
01:08:10.880 --> 01:08:14.320
just like that. Yeah, exactly
what corpse explosion? Necro doing cow levels?

999
01:08:14.679 --> 01:08:19.560
Man. I just freaking nostalgia the
hell out of some people. They

1000
01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:23.840
even know the sound. Overall,
I think that this set is another win.

1001
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:27.239
Yes, there are some things about
it that I personally find to be

1002
01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:30.880
distasteful, but it's a great set, really cool cards. Oh more than

1003
01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:33.520
worth it to pick it up.
Even Ryan likes it. I don't know

1004
01:08:33.560 --> 01:08:36.720
what those things are, so to
me, they're not distasteful. This is

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what it feels like to be you. Yes, this is freakin' Yes,

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Brian and Randall from d O,
I know where are we at? Even

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man, I even came up with
the clap cheeks joke. What is happening

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in life? It's fiddle fattle Land, Oh man. If you would like

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to leave fitty fattle Land and enter
the wasteland of America or whatever other city

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you're happen to be fallouting from,
you can check out Fusion Gaming Online dot

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com pigot all your fallout stuff,
all your rad counter stuff, all your

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regular magic stuff or other gaming supplies
and things. They have all the stuff

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that you could possibly need. Don't
buy the Lord of the Ring stuff that

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I needed. Yeah, don't I
need it. Don't don't do that.

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Ryan'll get very upset. It's it's
it's really sad to see order line crisis.

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Yes, it's I've never seen him
get more upset than when somebody scoops

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something off of his wish list before
you can get Oh yeah, it's the

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truth. It's it's bad, guys. Also, if you're in the Saskatchewan,

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Western Canada area, checkout Pile of
Bones Brewing Cold. They make great

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stuff. That's the second coolest people
to come out of Regina and they're the

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official beer sponsor of CEO Sidewalk Slam
Season two on YouTube. Next episode comes

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out on the fifteenth of March,
which is a week from right now that

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we're recording. In a few days
from right now when you're listening, Yes,

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Fallout's a great set. We're a
great show, you're a great audience,

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and we're gonna prove that we're a
great show for a great audience next

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week on the next exciting episode of
Commander Cookout Podcast and our theme soun

