He was the Committed Cook Podcast episode four twenty three on brand O. I'm
here with Ryan and we're gonna go back out to the Capital Wasteland now and
our theme song. Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.
How you doing? We are back. What is going down? Whole ton
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playing those spells. No, frick, no, no, you can have
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what it is. I think it's probably like an opt no mystical. I
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Okay, I got two things. I got two things. Also got to
capsize, this is, this is, this is what's invocation. They're all
going in the same deck. I've decided that all of my interaction is gonna
be bilications. You are a piece of trash if you're playing capsize and counterspell
in the same deck. Who are you me? Not Coma? I'm gonna
put you in a coma. I'm I'm. What I'm doing is I'm cutting
everything else that could help me win except for Coma, like I would do
that. It's only it's the most vultron deck that I can possibly it's coma
or things that make more comas. And that's it. This is what I
imagined. You just peeling your skin off and you're Brian from d D Oh.
I mean yeah, that's yes. And you know what, the deck
still beats the ship out of everybody's coma. I got, I got to,
I got to. I'll tell you. I'll tell you one thing that
I got used Coco summer promo code, and I'll tell you one thing that
I'm gonna get. Okay, okay. The thing that I got Lord of
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like is Regina only got one game store. I think it's around the corner
from there, and there's a really good bar on there and a really cool
clothes shop. It's actually kind of well, the next time we don't go
there, we won't go correct. Okay. The second thing that you can
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all the followup stuff we're gonna talk about. Yes, oh man, Okay,
I'm actually excited about this set. I want to get to it.
Got a couple of little pieces of business though, okay, and I'm also
excited about it. But I had a I had a very I feel ry
and esque relationship with this set so far. Yeah. You put counter spell
in a deck that's very me that's very strange, right, Yeah, counter
spell good card. You know how many decks I play counter spell in one?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And you know what I think I play
counter spell a one deck too. It's kind of funny that everybody calls me
a piece of shit model blue Bear, one copy of counter spell. I
have one copy of counter spell and one it's the Chlonic Rift. Oh and
one managerin Oh, those aren't all on the same deck, by the bile.
Oh, I played places I cloned right for lots of decks. And
then and then all my other counter spells are all in coma. All your
counter spells, what are you playing? Jesse counter spells? Like six counter
spells, same deck, different arts, though Jesse makes difference business business.
Last week's pre show, yes, guessing or or naming that Follout robots something
to do with fallout robots. I didn't copy and paste the actual robot that
they liked the best, just noted that they did comment that they did like
one good and this is sounds like a robot. Okay, woj one I,
man, that's definitely that. What he calls his penis. It's like,
hey, baby, you want to see the woj And she goes,
what is that? And then then he wakes it out and she goes,
oh, like very dissiplined. Oh yeah, oh yeah, the woji one
I get after us. Commander Cook go to a gmail dot com and it
happened again. Somebody got in touch and was like, uh, sure,
I'll take a thing. What do I have to do? Let us know
if you want a Cecio sticker pack, a Cecio token pack, or a
booster pack of magic cards, and let us know what your address is.
Hang on a goddamn second, Hang on us. Do you mean to tell
me that somebody was watching the show right up to the point where they realized
they won and then they just turned it off. Do they do that every
week? They watched the pre show, then they they oh I didn't win,
so they turn it off, Like if you never heard the instructions before.
We see them every week. It's terrible for the algorithm. Everybody that's
who's doing that? I don't know who's doing Oh that's funny, so wojuan
I let us know. Geeze, we got a new patron too. We
do. If you want to support the show, Patreon dot com slash cecial
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all the stuff that we do. We got a new patron, we do
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gonna change his name in the Discord benefit that's that is a and if that's
pretty good. Lots of seven and ten's in there. Yeah. So this
is HM, Mike my full stop, just Mike, Mike, Mike the
capitol m I K Mike, Mike, Mike. What we do with that
Mike piece of like, what do we do? What do we do with
that? Mike the piece of crap? Sorry, Mike, shitty Mike.
I hope he's got a good sense of here, thick skin, Yeah,
because once he shows up, because once he shows up, everybody's getting pink
eye. That's too good a nickname. And Laura will change your Discord my
friends so good. I didn't see I didn't see if and or when Mike
joined when the when the Patreon notification came in. Then I hop onto Discord
and see if there's a bunch of finger blasting going on. But I don't
know if you want a fingerplast Mike or not. I mean, just based
on the nigga Well, no, King, that's another benefit. Yeah,
maybe you're curious about it. I don't know. All you have to do
is not be a dick, and you're gonna be welcome here because everybody.
Everybody's really nice to everybody, even though it doesn't sound like we are correct.
Yeah, okay, real quick, we said sidewalk Slam Game three March
fifteenth, we did yep CEEO top five in five my favorite legends that I
didn't talk about on last week's Legend show is out. Now, it's out
now. Yeah, you mostly did yours. Yes last week. Yes,
we've gotten actually a frickin excellent video from John on Gemstone Mind talking about Orchesh
bow Masters in c EDH. Sure, and it's like twenty five minutes long.
Sure, and I don't play a lot of c EDH, But just
listening to him talk about c EDH, I feel like I'm smarter, and
I feel like, well, we'll certainly entertain you, but John will make
you smarter. We will not. No, we dropped the knowledge on people.
Lots of people got at me after the other one. We were talk
about stuff we get wrong. Oh yeah, look the whole clone thing.
Lots of people Oh yeah, We're like, yeah, man, I got
that i'd been doing clones. You know, I changed my life. I
had one of those the other day. A guy, a guy sacrificed amur
folk that says, if a creature comes into play, if it wasn't cast
from your hand, exile it instead. Yeah, in response to a guy
searching for two creatures with Defense of the Heart, and he was like,
no, I'm gonna see what you have and then I'm gonna sacrifice this.
And I said, well, hold on a second, let's read the errata
on defense of the Heart, because this is I think it's a triggered ability
that triggers at the beginning of your upkey if you have an opponent with three
or more creatures. And that was us, and I was like, if
you wait to see what he gets, he's already got them. Yeah,
and that's the clone thing, right, So yeah, look at us helping
us. Yeah, look at us bites people learning shit. Yeah yeah,
okay, follout followut follow, Let's learn some stuff about follout I have I
have before we get to the showcases and special treatments and basics, all the
cool stuff that we really like to pimp and show off and kind of the
stuff, right, right, if you don't care about the new cards,
but you care about reprints, or you care about showcases, are actually really
cool basics and stuff. There's some neat stuff here for you. We're gonna
get to that, but first let's get to the new abilities and what I
think your first peeve is going to be. Let's get the peeves out of
the way. Oh yeah, so we can. We could peeve all over
each other and then we can finish on like a happy end as we do.
Yes, yes, yes, we'll give the old CEO rubin tug.
Yeah, okay, which are totally legal here. You told me that the
other day. They are. We could go to one after the show if
we want. Hey, yeah, do whatever we want, okay, okay.
Junk tokens, junk token. This is kind of like, uh,
scrap tokens. Yeah, they're just artifacts that kind of chill there and do
stuff. They you know what, it's another artifact token, the same critique
I would offer upon it, just like with maps, just like with clues.
With blood it's just another goddamn artifact token. It's here. Yeah,
And I think by and large, a junk or a scrap goes into a
deck that cares about making a whole bunch of artifact tokens, regardless of what
they are, and benefits from artifact ETBs or sacrifices or animates them all into
four four creatures and like overruns you. Right, yes, but for the
record, tap sack this artifact exile the top card of your library and you
can play at the start. You can play it activate only as a sorcery.
Sure' that's fine. I think if there's a good card that gives you
junk incidentally, you won't say no to that card. No, because fine,
having junk tacked onto something will probably make the card better. But if
it's just a junk making card, you probably aren't gonna bother with junk making
card. That's a funny thing to say. You're just gonna play clues instead,
Okay, rad counters rad counters. Yeah, that's a good comparison.
Junk is like free clue, but you gotta do it now, and and
clue is like do whatever you want, but it'll actually cost you mana.
So I don't know, take take one or the other. I guess right.
It's like blue card draw, red card draw. If you're playing an
is it deck? What are you gonna run the chaos draw that like maybe
lets you draw a little bit cheaper, or the blue card draw that's like
instant speed. It draws when it draws you a card, right, like,
you're gonna want some things in some decks. I guess that's the golden
Rulin magic is you're figuring every cards wrong and you just gotta know, right.
Okay, rad counters, I think RAD counters are actually cool. I
I want to see the RAD deck, and that's one of my notes.
One of my notes is actually that I think the RAD deck, like the
pre con right and the custom made RAD deck, is also going to be
cool. I feel like these this is be one of those ones that just
it's going to filter itself into your mil decks. Not necessarily Ryan's twenty five
of them, but I feel like people are going to play them in their
Mill decks probably. Okay, So let's let's get this straight here. Okay.
So let's say I play a card that gives you a RAD counter,
right, Okay, So you've got one RAD counter I do, and you
could have one or none or fifty any number. Yes, Okay, at
the beginning of your pre combat main phase, you milk cards equal to the
number of rad counters that you have For each non land that you mail this
way, lose a life and lose a rad counter. Yes, so you
continue to do that. If you mill a card and it's a Land,
Yes, Land doesn't get rid of your rad counter. Correct, Land does
get rid of oor. Sorry h non nones gets rid of rad counter and
makes you lose one life. That's right. So if I gave you like
one hundred rad counters, yes, you'd probably die. You just lose,
yeah, or overturn turnover turn over turn like fifty to fifty right, Like
you kind of have fifty of your fifty percent of your cards or Land fifty
percent or not land. If I give you ten, you'd lose five.
The next turn you'd lose two or three. The next thing, you'd lose
one. Next next turn you'd maybe lose one. Maybe not right, because
it's half life. It's fifty to fifty, you slowly lose your radiation.
Yeah. I think it's flavorful, it's neat. I love the mechanic because
you might want to give yourself rad counters. Sure rad myself, yeah,
right, So I think that that one's cool. Land decks are going to
play that. I think. So there's a land rat rad fall land fall,
Sure, yes, there's that's on my list. Yes, we see
the return of energy. We do. We're not going to get into it.
But cards give you energy, and energy is something that you can use
to pay for shit that people know what people wanted. It's here. I'm
happy for you. I talked a little bit about energy in my top five
and five because I think that there's actually some combos now with with energy cards.
Right, cast artifact, get an energy sack an energy to put a
plus one, remove a plus one to get a man of that sounds like
dirdly artifact bullshit. Yeah all right, well get prepared for that. I'm
already here, prepared. Here anus we see proliferate comeback. Prepare your anus
for that. Ye we see squad come back, which whatever? I got
one squad card that actually might go in animar. Sure, that's pretty good.
That's spotty. Why not? And Gary it's not Gary clone gar?
Well here's the first one powder Ganger danger, powder powderang, powder Ganger two
two human Rogue for Red two Squad two. So if Anamar has got like
ten counters, I just squad five sure, and every time you squat them
you get an additional him him. So as an additional cost to cast this
spell, you can pay two. That's the squad two any number of times.
It's like Kicker, when this creature enters a battlefield, create that many
tokens that are a copy of it. Neat multi kicker. Sure, when
powder Ganger enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target artifact. Sure man,
if you had flash Man, I would play that in a heartbeat.
Well for that card, Yeah, it's pretty good. So then we see
a couple other things return, like I don't know treasures and just ship that
we already know one mutate card. There is one mutate card, just one?
And why isn't there more? Should have been lots. I shouldn't think
of that. This is a set that has lots of mutant creature. This
was our one chance for it to make sense. I understand why they didn't
do it. Mutat is complicated. People hate it the more that exists,
and if it was pushed and really actually strong, it would probably. Yeah,
you know what I just sat in my head when you said this is
our one chance. You know what I said in my head, Ninja turtles.
No, I said, man, we could do Gudzilla mute take cards
that we already did. That's where they came from. It would be yeah,
since they'd have to be middle aged now they don't grow up. Maybe
yeah, it's part of their mutation. It's st a young forever like Bart
Simpson. Right, he's been ten for thirty years. He's a mutant.
Well this why he's yellow? Man? What do you think they're yellow?
For? The hell? What a good liver? What do you think his
hair is the same color as his fucking head? Oh? Well have you
seen my hair and head? Anyways, we have got in front of us
other cards as labeled on scry Fall. But they are the what do we
call those the borderless showcase treatments. They're the borderless pit Boy showcase treatment cards.
They take up the same slot as like the special guests from the last
few sets. Okay, where these are and only in Collector Boosties because only
Collector Boosties exist. There is only Collector Boosties for this set. So now
let's get into the next peeve. I knew this here and this is it?
What did I praise for the whole doctor? Who's I got you?
I got you when you buy the four pre cons, you get every card
in the expansion, correct, if you want them in foil or showcase or
this or that special printing serialized blah blah blah. Because you're a whale and
you have lots of money, or you use this fusion promo code, right
and save money, you can get the pimp stuff. Mm hm, that's
not the case with these. That is not true here because you're not gonna
get the pit Boy cards, which you gain, fine, but these aren't
cards that were printed in the decks by a large Okay, so there's nine
of them. Farewell Ravages of War, which is actually quite expensive, which
is an expensive reprint, v Blast, Arcaney Sigh, Command Tower, sol
Ring, Nuka Cola, vending Machine Crucible, the World's Wastelandess now Wasteland Crucible,
the World's Farewell Ravages of War not present in the decks, Okay,
at large Arcane Signet, and Command Tower, soul Ring. Of course those
all are because those are commander staples in every pre content, but exactly not
the pit Boy versions in the pre cons, of course, that's right,
and the that's version of cards on the score and find some of those just
a second, just a second, just to say if that's is that like
the real techy looking versions, those these are all reprints for the most part.
Some of them are the commanders from the decks as well. But if
you want these, like if you want the Grave Titan or the right not
present in the set, only in command only in the Collector booster. So
these theo's are like reprints that aren't really reprints, and I don't I don't
like Okay, So I'm looking at uh uh West Tech Tyrant. There is
Grave Titan, and it's got like the little subtext under the main nameline to
tell you that it is Grave Titan. So if I want that, I
could play Grave Titan, or I could open up a collector pack and get
that. Yes, okay, and it's it's a small peeve. It's a
small peeve. But these are reprints that you could have just put in the
decks and they did, Oh you want you want Grave Titan as West Tech
Tyrant in the pre con. I want Grave Titan in the pre con.
Oh well, what's in the pre con that's not Grave Titan, not Ptarmago,
the Queen among Bears. People would complain if there's a tarmawife in a
pre cond I know, but it's just these are things that why couldn't they
use things that were in the pre cons already and detach Fallout monikers to them,
thereby making it so when you buy the product, you get all of
it. Yeah, that was so cool about Doctor Who. If you go
out and plunk down your money, you get every card. Well, I
got two answers there and then and then we'll take a quick break. Where's
here. It's like, let's yeah, push you towards the ultra exclusive fair.
Let's be honest. They're really expensive collector boosts, yes, or singles,
which is fine, singles in these cars, in these sets. Based
on experience so far, you've been collecting Lord of the Rings. I was
looking for some Doctor Who stuff. It's not like they're easy to find.
Like the singles aren't just plentiful like with everything else, right, you can't
just go and grab them. And with that being the case, let's say
you're a huge fall Up fan and you just want the Fog Crawler, the
bigger. The odds of you finding one are low, and that sucks when
you could have just bought the damn pre con and got it. I've got
three answers for you, now, Okay, I got three answers. That
first one is helping them stay exclusive for people who care about secondary market value
and collecting and opening up and being a kid and getting the fog Crawler and
saying I'll trade you for your whatever and excitement. Yeah, well, and
you're letting this this cynicism creep into to what would have normally been like a
good reason. The second one is they're exactly doing the excitement. Give us
more excitement into our pockets, please, And that's that's really cynical, But
I'm sure there is part of part. Part of that is the decision,
or is the reason they do this, of course it is. The third
one is and you know more about Fallout than I do, but let's say
West Tech Tyrant is Grave Titan is something that really thematically makes sense that somebody
who designed that card, who also loves Fallout and loves Magic said this is
the perfect mashup. And I want somebody who loves Fallout and Magic as much
as I do, because I'm a designer. I want to put that on
a card and have somebody be as excited and happy about it regardless of money
value, where to get it, blah blah blah, because it's a Grave
Titan West Tech Tyrant. That's what secret layers are for. And you're going
to print a secret Layer that's got fifty eight cards. This is how we
could go back and forth all night. In this one, it would be
three. You get Speed, you get Specimen seventy three, you get West
Tech Tyrant, Fog Crawler, Inventory Management, and dog Meat. There's your
secret Layer, and the rest of these are all just whatever. You know
what. That that reminds me of secret Layers back from a couple years ago
twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, where there was two or three secret Layers,
let's say from Caldhime, and they had four cards and a secret card
in each of them, and from call time we got additional cards in the
showcase style for forty bucks, and that was just an additional part of the
set that you needed to collect. They're still doing that, except the Secret
Layers are called collector Boosters now because they're the same price and instead of being
four or six of those cards, there's forty six of those cards, and
I mean we get more of the thing that we like but it's at the
cost of spending more money if we want to own it all. And that's
why we always go back to buy either singles of what you want. Don't
try to collect everything unless you're a whale, or unless you're making like a
long term commitment to something like Lord of the Rings like I am sure didn't
spend all my money on it at one time, but long term commitment over
the course of the years. When I can find one that's cheap, like
the sur on that I just did, And if you want to crack boxes,
just let me do it for you. Of course, not with this
one, because I couldn't find one. That was the last piece of podcast
business. I couldn't find one Brando, couldn't find follow up boxes locally.
If you want one and you want to go to Fusion, you can use
c CEO Summer and ship it to him. Just let him know and he'll
open it and sort it and we'll film it and it'll be a piece of
content and he'll thank you for it and he'll ship it to you with some
new CEO stickers. Yes, that's a good idea in a little in a
box, ye ask Aron car Art. He's got a couple and a couple
of locals have provided me boxes as well to open. There you go,
and they all show up on something. Every card I open shows up to
you unless we talk about it in between. Right, Hey can I have
this? And sometimes they say can I have this mountain? Please? Yes?
You can have the mountain, yes, sir. But the point is
there's there's lots of good stuff about the thing. We've got Bugbears out of
the way, mutate thing. We talked about the reprints thing. Now we're
gonna talk about some super fun thing. We're gonna flip over the cars.
I've got some some praises for the art direction again, and I've got a
swath of cards that i want to talk about. Man, I've got some
Sick. I've got a couple of Fallout hits and Missus flavor wise I'm pumped
about. Okay, Sick. Where would you like to start? Oh?
Man, the site that works. I'm on the basics. Do it now?
Basics do it because they're fantastic. Okay. So there's two types of
basics. There's the ones that are reminiscent of the more modern Fallout games three
and forward. Those are the ones that are like the big spectacle ones where
there's a person looking at a mountain songle it's like you're it's like you're in
the third person looking at somebody playing the game. And then there's the three
quarters perspective landscape ones. Those are reminiscent of the first two games one and
two. Those are environments that your character would truck around in. Oh man,
they are very very cool. I like them a lot. I love
them both a little bit. They are they are fairly digital for me.
Yes, and not that I'm knocking digital art, but these ones look like
video game art. Yes, which is even one step past digital art.
Would say that the three quarter perspective ones actually look like they were lifted directly
from the game. Yes. And you know what, despite what I just
said, I don't hate that. That's cool because I'm looking at the landscape
of Fallout of a game and it looks like I'm looking into a window or
a computer screen like I'm playing the game, which, if you want to
what's even the word, If you want to evoke the feeling of that,
it's obviously doing it. Because Ryan's never even seen a Fallout game before,
And when you talk about invoking the theme or the look, the feel,
the environment, the nostalgia, whatever the words are to talk about how to
talk about the adaptation right when you when you take one thing and turn it
into a new medium, you're adapting it to this new thing. And they've
hit it out of the park with these, especially the three quarter perspective ones,
they hit it out of the park. With the Lord of the Rings
maps, they hid it out of the park in some regards with the Doctor
Who stuff. I feel like, over and over and over again, every
time we get a new basic land, full art treatment, they're killing it
there, killing it on lands. Why why the f are we ever still
even getting lands that are half art with the big Man a symbol in the
text book? Why do we even get that? I don't know. I
think it's a waste of time, and I'm I can't I stress enough how
big a waste of time I feel it is. I know the D and
D players like it when there's like text on there. Sure right, well
you liked it. I did. I like the with the ones with flavor
text, Yo, yeah that's what I mean. But like the flavor text
the ones was just the symbol. Yeah that yeah, give us full arts
and let let the artists, like we're blessed to have like the best fantasy
artists literally on the planet make art for the game that we play, Like,
give them the largest canvas you can. Right now that I've seen the
preview for the show, which is what this is advertising, by the bye
no follow, the Magic Set isn't just as magic set. It's also an
advertisement for the prime television program Is it animated or is it really real life?
And it looks really good. I'm not gonna lie. It looks really
cool. I will be watching it. Does it look better or worse than
what Rings of Power looked? Because Rings of Power sure looked good. Holy
mother ass different different different genres, but it it nails it pretty good,
like everything that I wanted to see, the power armor guy and dog meets
there and like the big geared vault door. It's on the kind of tongue
in cheek, really dark humor. It's all there. That's what I think
I really like about some of the art direction and top downedness of this set's
design is there's tongue in cheek, really ironic humor, and I'm thinking,
like it's not a full blown comedy, but also, like I said last
week, it's somewhere in between, somewhere in between zombie Land and Walking Dead,
right, And I appreciate the landscape, the atmosphere, and the post
apocalyptia. Yeah that's call it that. Yeah, yeah, But I I
like the I like the just lits, little bits of satire, the little
bits of irony. I I feel like I'm interested in followed because of this,
and that's because it they did a good joke. And I think that
the characters that they show on the Lands, I'm pretty sure that they are
the characters from the show, because there's the power armor guy that you get
to see, and then there's the lady in the in three of them,
there's the lady that you see, and then I'm pretty sure this would be
the Ghoul. There's the Ghoul. Is the zombie guys with with no noses.
They're ghouls. They don't have noses. They're they're all mutated and stuff.
Not necessarily bad people, just different. Oh yeah, created sort of
by Vault Tech when they made some of the vaults to fail and slowly irradiate
the people that lived in them in preparation for the show. Actually, I
read what all of the vaults were meant for all the known vaults, all
the control vaults. I think I think you used the wrong word, though,
not irradiate somebody, but to radiate, to radiate them, Yeah,
they radiated them anyway. They have radioactive They literally glow in the dark,
and they lost their noses or they got giant and became insane, even though
they were aliens. In number three, the super mutants were mutants. They
were aliens, which is I always thought was stupid. But okay, I'm
not the one writ in this shit. Okay, Well, hey, listen,
I've got some cards listed from the new cards. If you scroll all
the way back to the top, all the way up to the top,
I was going to hit home and it would have went up to the home.
I already did it. I've got some cards pseudo woberg Order. Okay,
And as I talk about some of the cards that I really like and
I read, I reread all of them this morning, like over and above
what I read as they came out on each day. So I've looked at
the set a couple of times now, individually and as a whole, and
I've noticed some themes which it's kind of easy to identify because they're mostly in
pre con format that we that we get the mechanics and themes of each color
or color identity mashup. Here's the counter thing, here's the equipment and enchantment
thing. Yeah, here's the So I've got like plus ones and small guys
in white, right, like smaller than three cmc matters, which is something
that White already does. But this is a new way that they're giving White
card advantage, like small guy reanimation, and uh, do I have a
card for that? I'm not sure yet. I've got nya enchantress yep.
So now we've got red in our enchantress decks, which is kind of cool
yep. And the rad deck in black yep or black and blue eyed,
and that one looks good. That one looks like that's my style. Man,
I just built a demere deck and I have mal decks, and I've
I've thought hard and theorized about Mill and played Mill a lot to try and
get it culturally to a place within CCO Nation that it's okay to play sure
and and try to have that well Rady eight out into greater magic culture.
And then there's just some frickin funny cards. Oh man, you want to
talk about funny card? Yea, yeah, tell me Gary Klink. I
knew you're gonna go ne Gary Klin. So Gary Clone is a human citizen
one three for white and one with squad two, which means you can pay
two any number of times, as we talked about already to get more of
Gary Clone. Whenever Gary Clone attacks each other creature you control named Gary Clone
gets plus one plus oh until end of turn. And very importantly, his
flavor text is Gary. Yeah. Now, let me tell you a video
game story, Ryan, I think you told me the Gary story. I'm
creeping around. Oh, this is a Brando story. I find a vault
door, I opens it up, I sneak inside. I got my little
shot gun. The lights are just planting a gun everybody, and there's there's
water dripping. Everything's all the lights lights. Oh yeah, lights are flickering
on and off stark amazement doors. I'm stealing some stuff. What do I
hear? What do I hear? Gary? Like? What the fuck is
that shit? Gary? And I come around the corner and there's this fucking
guy. He's crazy and it's followed obviously. I just just just murk him
immediately. But now the sound of my shotgun has alerted all the other Garys
that live in this vault. I think they did that on purpose. Gary
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary Gary Gary. And they're coming
out of the quatch and walls, They're crawling out of the microwave, They're
coming out of the toilet. There's Gary Clones everywhere. Oh man, let
us know in the comments if you have the exact same experience and traumatization and
all of it was encapsulated in this one rectangle of cardboard. That is an
amazing card I love that. Is it good for playing? Sort of?
Is it great? If you've played Fallout three? Yes, I got you.
It's a one to three human citizen for White one squad two. So
there's the clone effect is you can just dump as much man into Gary as
you want, and whenever Gary Clone attacks, each creature you control named Gary
Clone gets plus one plus oz until end of turn yep. So they just
get massive, they just get big. And how if you just clone them
azorious clones? Build it your deck there and it's just Gary, It's just
seven dwarfs. It's your literally your seven dwarves but take red out, put
white in. Just Gary. Just freaking what if you could have any number
of Gary clones, But it's cat squad. You want Gary's. You got
Gary, more Gary's than you can know what to do with, more more
Gary than you can mark as they crawl out of a microwave. Okay,
I got my first card. Oh, I love that I got my first
card. Continue idolies, idolize this card Fox, Okay, white white one.
Enchant creature. Enchanted creature has Whenever this creature attacks alone, it gets
plus x plus x until end of turn, where x is the number of
non land permits you ConTroll on God damn hell? Is that? Yes?
The scrap tokens there, they are scrap tokens. Uh uh, enchantress deck,
I have. I have fifteen things that turn your stuff into trees and
elks and pieces of the moon and things that give me double land tapping.
But they're actually land enchantments. Idolize. It's like ancestral mask two point zero.
Now that's later. Oh yeah, no, I got that card down.
This is not ancestral mask two point oh. This is just everything.
This is raffiki of the lots on a creature. Yes, just like that's
giving my card. That card gives every single one of my permanents exalted.
Yes, that's exactly what it does. That's exactly what he there it is
because he plays Rafiki still Hey does he that's oldie but a goodie. He
still slaps. Yeah, Hey, you gotta play. Gotta play removal with
you're running up against your fiek you gotta deal with him or not? Two
birthday party. I'm talk about it real quick, just because it's a big
time flavor win. That's the opening scene in Fallout three. First you create
a one to one human soldier token and a food token. That's your character
and his birthday cake. Then chapters two and three, or you may put
an aura or equipment from your hand or graveyard into play. If it was
an equipment, put it onto the battlefield, attach it to a creature you
control. That's your character getting his presence for his birthday. I just I
really like how they they did that. I like that a lot. And
it caters to enchantments and equipments, which white and white in followut is wont
to do? Correct? Tall, baby? You know what my next one
is? Is it? This one that's a legendary creature. Oh is it
this one? This one the crab mutant Meyer Lurk Queen. Oh man,
this got me written all over somebody from wats He's doing me a solid here.
Okay, this is a crab mutant for four for blue four vigilance.
Okay, it's pretty good. She attacks, she blocked, she attacks,
she protect. Okay. When Meyer la Queen enters the battlefield, target player
gets two rad counters. Okay, Okay, so I like rad already,
and I like crabs, and it's covage whenever one or more non land cards
are milled. Okay, a card then put a plus one plus one counter
on Meyer Crab Meyer Lurk Queen only triggers once each turn. But but if
I mill you one card each turn or give you rad counters, this does
it all? It does. Everything goes straight into brubag Beats, Bubac Beats.
You'll have to see how I think I played buback Beats on the sidewalk
slam that's coming up. How to go. Well, there was some beating.
I feel it was probably beating, but eventually there was let's tell a
nerd rage. Oh yeah, funny. Nerd rage is very funny. This
is a perk in the game, so people know what this is. It
turns your intelligence score into your strength score. Oh I didn't know that,
but now I know that is what it does. So in the game.
In our game, it's Bluetoo. Enchanted creature enters the battlefield, draw two
cards, so it's already good. No, it's our In our game,
it's fat guy with butt crack out, smashes table and flips it over.
Yes, the enchanted creature has you have no maximum hand size, and whenever
this creature attacks, if you have ten or more cards in hand, it
gets plus ten plus ten until end of turn. That could go on.
Mind chanters, deck, drop a couple enchanters and chanties and then draw draw,
draw, draw, draw, draw nerd rage, draw, draw,
draw again. Hit you for frickin' sixteen enough. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Hits you four enough? I got I got one. This my last
blue card k rad Storm it rad Storm. Okay. Remember when we were
never getting storm back and in the last two sets we got two cards both
headstorm. Okay, rad Storm is instant mind you sure it is? Yeah?
For blue three, it's got storm. So you copy this spell for
each other spell cast before this turn. Each spell, each player cast every
spell, you're gonna get a copy. And the only thing this spell does
is proliferate. I want to cascade, Cascade, Cascade into rad Storm and
then just like proliferate four or five times onto all my walkers in my super
Friends Cascade deck. Do you win after that? Or do you just I
pretinue to durdle and do jack shit? No, I probably I probably mine
sculpt you, just do jack. Hey, yeah, you know what when
you say dude, jack, Yeah, you know what. Mostly that deck
wins after I do nothing, and then I mine sculpt you, and then
I min sculpt you again. Yes, you got any black cards? Nuclear
followed my first card. That's the one. So it's black black X.
Each creature gets twice minus x minus excellent of turn twice. So if you
put one in two x, everything gets minus two and each player gets x
rad counter man black sun zened eat your heart out. Hey, that's a
good one. They get counters. No, no, no, sorry,
it's minus until end to turn. Okay, so not black son, but
it's big minus E like you're gonna be able to kill most things with this.
Yes, So if you put four into it, all creatures get minus
four minus four. Yes, like if you pay four mana, if you
put four into X, each creature gets minus eight minus eight. That's a
six mana probably get everything. And if I got a like a nine nine
souron it, frickin' lives and then everybody's gonna mill a ton and lose like
lots of life. Yees. Yeah, that card is and I love the
art. It's reminiscent of the American Thanksgiving painting, right. I don't remember
what it's called, but maybe Joe will have it on the screen if you
can. God, no, that's not it. No, that's the guy
with the pitchfork. Okay, what about Vault twelve the Necropolis. This is
my first and only vault that I'm gonna talk about of the day. Okay.
So it's a saga for Black Black four. Chapter one is each player
gets three rad counters yeh, which is again already good. You're gonna make
them lose some life and each player so I'm gonna mill myself to remember,
right, and I'm planning on that if I'm playing this Chapter two Create x
two two Black Zombie Mutant Creature tokens, where x is the total number of
RAD counters among players. That's pretty good. You might like if everybody hits
land cards, it's nine guys, twelve guys, twelve guys. No,
it's nine because you no, No, it's out your draw step. It's
your draw steps. You you're guaranteed three guys. You're guaranteed three? Yeah?
Uh are you? Yep? Sure because you still have yours and you
don't lose yours until your main phase. Oh yeah, oh this triggers on
your draw step or whatever. Yeah, yeah, so this triggers after we
draw. Yes, you're guaranteed at least three to two, at least three.
Okay, so that's six power for six man. That's fine already,
sure, and I milled and probably made my opponents lose, and that's like
bare minimum. Yeah right, I could get eight power, ten power,
twelve power, twenty power yees Chapter three, but two plus one plus one
counters on each creature you control that's a zombie or a mutant, so all
my zombies can get Ken has big. This This is a win con Vault
twenty two the Necropolis, also in the game Fault twelve, one of the
your vault twelveth is that what I said? What I say? Vault fifteen,
I don't know, it doesn't matter. Twenty two Vault twelve. Necropolis
is where the mutants, the guys with no noses, that's where they came
from. They were slowly like radiation over the course of decades and decades,
and eventually they became these like radioactive ghules that crawled out of this and Necropolis
not not good for business. They started off very very angry and were like
really feral, but then some of the feral guls and then like the regular
gouls. There's just people who were all messed up for radiation. Then there's
feral ghuls who want to just wreck your ass. Feral guls. Tell me
what you think about vats. This is a car that got spoiled, previewed
relatively early, and everybody was super super hard for it. Instant for black
black two yes, split second. Yeah, that's pretty good. We returned.
So when this is on the stack, nothing else can be put onto
the stack until this results. Choose any number of target creatures of the equal
toughness destroy them. It's pretty cool. So all the guys that are the
same size all die. They just kill them. But also like, if
there's only one guy that's got like three toughness, that's gotta go get it
to. You just only get that. I think it's cool, but you
the point is for for manna, you get one guy? Is that good?
Though? No, I guess you got to get a bunch, right,
got to get two, got to get to I gotta get at least
two. I think I would pay for an instant that kills two guys for
is fine? For is fine because instant that kills two that costs three makes
me lose five life in Lord of Tressorhorn. That's right, Okay, now
it will make you lose none, so might play that. That's a good
card. Moving on to red, Moving on to red, got any ready's
bottle clap bottle clap blast. I have this caps with red for instant improvise.
You can tap artifacts to reduce the colorless cost of the set, but
to help pay help pay Yes, whatever, same thing, bottle clap bottle.
I can't say the fucking name. Bottle clap blast deals five dam the
bottle clap ass bottle clap ass perfect, thank you. That's what I was
going for the whole time. Just didn't even know it. Bottle clap ass,
I said, bottle cap ass doesn't matter. Deals five damage to any
target. If excess damage is dealt this way to a permanent create that many
tapped treasure tokens. So if I get your one one with my thing,
I make you so I get my money back on rebated. Yes, I
get to clap cheeks on rebate. That's right. Oh, that's the only
thing I want to do with this bottle clap asses cheeks cheeks just or elf
cheeks. Yeah, I like that too. Yes, it's basically a ramp
spell. If you have some artifacts, Oh, you have rap spell that
gives you less matter than you paid for it. Five man, not if
you've tapped some artifacts, I suppose. Yeah, I'll just tap my soul
ring from fucking one man two. I'm good at magic. Let me talk
a one that I really Megaton's fate. We've talked about how you can nuke
the town if you want. It either kills the annoying person or doesn't kill
the annoying person, and it doesn't kill the annoying person. Red five for
a sorcery, destroy target artifact, create four treasure tokens MM hmm whatever,
or or it deals eight damage to each creature and each player gets four red
count. Now we're talking that's going directly into Terralph. So eight damage to
each creature and probably again on rebates over the course of a little bit,
probably four. Well, I guess over time it's gonna get four damage because
you have to take damage to get rid of your rad counters. Right,
that's right. So really it's eight and four. It's just over time.
Four. That's pretty good. That's a good card. That's pretty good.
And Tralf it's even better. Yeah. Yeah, it basically just just win
the game on it. I got I got one. I got one that
says basically win the game. Okay. Junk Jet junk jeck. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like jone Jet except junk Okay, he's pointing it the wrong
way. Okay, he's using it like it's a gun, but it's not
a jet. Whatever. What's the card jet? Yeah, you should put
you're in it. I got the hot time. When you're in elementary,
it's just me, just you, Okay, well I'll read it. Okay.
Equipment for red one, Equips for one. When junk Jet enters the
battlefield, create a junk token. Sure, sure, I don't care.
Three sacrifice another artifact, double equipped creature's power until end of turn. You
can do that. You can do that two times or three times if you
want. I'm gonna make lorda dresser horn a twenty power. Nope, forty,
nope, eighty yes, Okay, you got any more? Red,
I talked about powder Ganger before, and that's he's good. No, you
know, I don't. I like the art on Wild Wasteland m It's got
like alien subducting a cow. But that's about as far as I go in
in Red, and it says skip your draw step. I'm listening at the
beginning of your up keep ex all the top two cards your library. You
can play this turn. Yeah, it's like chastraw two, but you can't
draw your other one. The card is fine, it's nothing wrong with it.
But and the inn red enchanters hat three. That's pretty good by turn
three, if you're double drawn, it's pretty good. Sure, Yeah,
it's pretty Toad moving on to Green, Moving on to moving on to green,
and I have a question about rampaging Yoogie. Sure is that like a
Yogi bear reference? It's a bear and it's Yoo Yoo guy Yao Guai.
I honestly don't know. It's got to be a Yogi bear thing because it's
a bear and yoo, guys, it sounds too close. It sounds very
bear like. The card's good. It's pretty cool. It's not a two
two for two, but it is a two two bear mutant for Green Green
Green x Vidge Trample enters the battlefield with x plus one counters on it,
because of course it does, because bears are hydras in followut mutate land yep
when rampaging Yo Yao guy enters the battlefield, destroy any number of target artifacts
and or enchantments with total amount of value x or less. So it kills
all the treasures just for it coming into play. Yes, and then oh,
think of that, the junks, the scraps, the treasures, the
clues, the bloods, everything, maps gets them all. It gets all
the soul rings, It gets all the two man of manner rocks if you
pay five, like, if you pay five total for it, it gets
all the two's six, gets all of the mani ros basically, yes,
and uh, and most of the really good equipments too. Yes, you're
right, and that's investing six man of total and it would be a X
would equal three, so it would be a five to five vigilance trample for
six that destroys basically everything. Yes, that's pretty good, nothing wrong with
that's that's a pretty good card. Earlier on you talked about new ancestral mask.
Let's just talk about my list actual new ancestral mask in strong back.
So it's an enchantment creed, enchantment Aura two and a green enchant creature equip
abilities You activate the target enchanted creatures cost three less to activate. So now
you're putting swords on them for free. Yes, you're putting junk jet on
them for free. Oh, I love junk Jet or a spells you cast
to target the enchanted creature cost three less. That's pretty good. So you
want to put an additional strong back on it somehow cost green. Oh,
if I wanted to put ancestral mask on it cost green. It's pretty good.
But wait, if I wanted to put diplomatic immunity on it, No,
don't do that. Actually that'd be bad. That'd be bad. But
point taken. Point taken, Because there's more. The card does have another
line of text on it. That says enchanted creature gets plus two plus two
for each aura and equipment attached to it. Oh that's good. That's a
or a Narlid. That's that's card or a Narlid, right, I think
I think that's the card. Tis that this is? This card's good?
That no ship? This card? This card. Yeah yeah, this card
will beat the ship out of you with its back. Yes. Strong back
means you're not encumbered by having too much weight. It's another perk from the
game. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I got.
I got one that's a holdover from Lord of the Rings. The Gaffer
had too much radiation. Now he's Dato Farmer. Where's the Tato far it's
the same guy. I'm convinced it's the same guy. You can't tell me
it's not. And you know that. I like to connect mechanics and flavor
and kind of the overarching themes from set to set to set because it like
directs new players and what to do. Sure, yeah, you built the
Hobbit and gaffer gamsei deck. Now you got Tato Farmer. He's going straight
in. Boil him, mash him, stick him up your ass with some
radiation. Sauce on there. No, let's talk about let's give him a
read. Give him read first, then we're gonna talk about the big fail
Tato Farmer one four for green two landfall. Whenever land enters the battle from
your control, you may get two rad counters. May may I get him
myself though, so that's why I may. And then you can tap it
to put target land from a graveyard that was milled. This turn into play
under your control tapped, and when I do that, I would landfall to
put potentially more into my graveyard time. But yes, yeah, yeah,
for the next time he becomes untapped. This card I think is gonna see
play in lands decks. I think he's Coo and Maldratha dex like I'm thinking
now, as soon as we got in the last set we got the the
Elf Shaman or whatever that lets us splendid wreck as an activated ability. Now
we've got two splendid Recks and something like this that sort of acts as a
crucible of worlds on a with a landfall trigger on a creature like this card
is good and if you care, I think that Gaff for Gamsey was also
a peasant, I think, but he's holding a tomato and not a potato.
Tomato potato that those things matter. On those things. If you're talking
about art direction and all that shit, those things matter. I thought you
were setting me up for a potato. I should have you know, frick,
you know what I should have said, potato tomato. Oh I missed
it too late. But you know what, at least you know what.
We're confident enough in our missing jokes to put it out there on the internet
to take ownership of it. Two more green cards, Sure, watchful radstag
two to two for three with evolve whenever it evolves, to make a token
copy of it. I like that. Ah yeah, I saw this one.
I'm like, I don't think it's broke as hell, but I do
enjoy it, and if I find one, I am gonna find a deck
for it. I just think it's a I think it's a fun card.
I think it is. I like it, and I want to play it.
I want to see it in decks. I want to see it make
a little wall of dudes. And I think the picture on it is cool
too. But a bunch of deer with two heads but only one antler per
head, Yes, excellent. I like the card almost perfect. It makes
an enchanted creature based power and toughness in nine out of ten. Should alter
that to seven out of ten and just give it to people in the nation.
Not too expensive, too many dollars. Let's talk about a card that
I really really want. I want this for Tan of the Butt SEO are
so bad well rested it it it. It hurts my feelings that I don't
own one. It's an enchantment for Green One. It's not even out yet,
Brando. It came out today. Oh, came out today. I
should have picked it up after work, but alas couldn't do it. Enchanted
creature has Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put two plus one plus one's counter
counters on it, then gain two life ben Rock card. Oh that's pretty
good. Ooh, it's kind of like whenever you untap your dude you great
hane it ooh yeah, okay, like Mini one guy great hinge. Yeah,
okay, that's pretty good. I like that card a lot, a
lot, and I want to put it on Tanna so I can make more
SAPs. Yeah yeah. And for the record, Gaffer Gamgee is a peasant
good yeah, okay, check the Adam eyes. You like this one instant
green black two destroy target, non land permanent, good line of text,
proliferate Yah plus Assin Stroll it costs two, I suppose. Yeah, are
you on the Are you on the frickin' Everything needs to cost two or it's
not good in Commander train. Come on, I thought this was Commander Cookout,
not Command's own. Nope. But I just think that there's all there's
a card that does essentially this exact thing at the same speed for half.
The Mannutiferate isn't worth it two, And I don't think that the Proliferate is
worth having to dump that much resources into killing a single problem permanent. And
I mean, here's the this do the commanded cookout thing? Play both?
Play both? But if you only got room for one, I would argue
that Assassin's trophy might be a better and I'll bet you monetarily an equal option.
Yep. Yes, so it's fine, there's nothing wrong with it,
But I don't think it's gonna be a I'm not going to be caught in
a bunch of other stuff for it. Yeah, yeah, I got two
more, Okay, I got two more. First one Nuka Cola vending machine.
Hell yeah, this is an artifact for three. It goes one tap
create a food, which is fine, and whenever you sack a food,
create a tapped treasure. I like that. That is resource fiddly artifact,
dirtily management, learn how to work dice and tokens, encounters people. Because
I think this is a card we're gonna see in decks that go right along
with frickin' academy manufacturer, because you're gonna make that treasure, then we're gonna
just get another food and we're gonna cycle them. And like, if we've
got a way to untap that treasure when it etvs like, what is it
sundial in the infinite or unwinding clock on each buddy's turn, I mean the
vigor. I think that only works with landslip, don't it. I don't
know, Well, think of unwinding clock, right, and I'm gonna untap
that treasure. Then I can use the treasure to sacrifice the food to get
another treasure if I've got both the Nuker Cola vending machine and the manufactur right,
and and that's just gonna be a thing that's gonna happen each turn,
each turn, each turn, and people are gonna utilize or take advantage or
weaponize artifact ETB artifact sacrifice, and that's gonna be just another cog in the
machine, right Yeah, Yeah, I got one more card and then I
think you had some stuff to say about the bubble heads. I'm excited about
I've got and I think this is a real card. This is silver Shroud
costume. Oh yeah, I thought, well, you can read the one
that you thought I was gonna say after I read this one. This is
an equipment for two that has flash. Yeah, okay, this is it's
very methro coat already. That's that's the first thing that popped into my head.
And that's a real card. That's a real freaking good card. When
silver Shroud Costume enters a battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
This is literally methro coat. That creature gains shroud until end of turn and
equipped creature can't be blocked. So it's kind of a counter spell yes,
that then turns into unblockable on a dude. It's very good, Yes,
counterspell and frickin' unblockable. It's oh man, this is a good card at
two mana every freaking color. Can play counter spell now, damn it.
Yes, counter spell if you're targeting my creature, yes, yes, but
mine as well. I mean, yes, you get it. Which card
you thought? I was gonna say, pit Boy three thousand. Oh yeah,
this card's getting cool card. It's an equipment for one, it equips
for two. When equipped creature attacks, you get one of the following three
abilities. Draw a card than discarded card, put a plus one plus en
counter on the creature, or untap up to two target lands. That's good
that it gives you lots of options. Reminiscent of Umasaw's Geet. Yes,
not as good because hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it again and people
are gonna yell at me on the internet. Umiza's Jeet Top five artifacts all
time, absolutely, And this is not that, but reminiscent of because when
it attacks, not deals damage attacks, I'm gonna get things that actually matter.
Drawn discard plus one on just that creature, but sure or untapped lands.
So this could give me mana back. I could slap this thing on
nor and the Warry and get value out of it. That's how cool that
card is, could you? Yeah? Because noran just has to attack.
Oh and he fucks off and the pit boy falls off, and he comes
back later and puts it back on. I suppose it does too bad you
can't equip at instant speed because then you could use your untapped lands to re
equip. Yeah, alas, but you know what it's it's a cool card.
I really like that. Lets you draw two cards a turn in Nouran.
Yeah, that's why we see two cards because you got a discard.
One one of them is probably a fucking land anyway. Really almost like,
damn it, how many lands you play in there? Fourteen now fourteen?
You still draw them all every time down to eight and they're always in my
opening hand, every one of those damnit piece of cardge Okay, bobbleheads.
Bobbleheads. I love anything that has to do with if you have this many
of a certain thing. Yes, and it's a very specific thing. I
like these bubbleheads and they all do something cool. They're all three man of
man of rocks. Yeah, they're all manoliths. So Dana Roach is already
on board. Oh yeah, and then they all have some kind of benefit,
i e. The strength bobblehead tap three and it put x plus one
plus one counters on target creature, where x is the number of Bobbleheads you
have. How many bobble HUDs did we get? Seven? We got seven
in the set. Yes, we could potentially see more in future Fallout secret
layers as the secret card or as the regular like Bobblehead one. That would
be good if we got a whole secret layer of them. You taught us
to like ten or eleven of them. Yeah, well, that'd be pretty
good. That'd be pretty How many are there? I'm I'm picturing the picture
like you told me not to on the on the pre I think there's fifteen,
fifteen or sixteen. Oh, there's a high number. Can you imagin
if we got all of them? Oh, that'd be good. That would
be good in the Bobblehead deck. That'd be very good in the bobble Head
deck. It's not like they're worthless cards and they all do something. Yeah
not, They're only worthless if I freaking cast a blasphem is a Now,
blast of a sack wouldn't kill them? Why not? Because they're not dudes.
They're already facts. Yeah, they're not dudes. Blast I said the
wrong thing. Shut a storm Vanda Blast, Vanda Blast. I knew that
a blast asked blaster in there. Yeah, that's the thing, chee clapper,
And one of the even says, win the game on it. Yeah,
roll x six sided dice were ex's number of bobbleheads you control created tapped
treasure token for each even result. If you rolled six exactly seven times,
win the game. So I would need to have all seven bobble heads out
yatzi baby clones of them and get seven six's correct? Is that ever gonna
happen to anybody ever? No? You know that's what we said about Mazes
End. Well, yeah, but then they took three or four or five
sets with more gates in that. Man, I won with Mazes End when
there was ten gates back in mine. Eh, I won with ten gates.
It wasn't your decks seventy four land and ten of them were gates.
Yeah, seventy four land and eighty six of them were gates. It wasn't
it. Seventy wasn't it wasn't it? Just what is it? Ad nauseum
mana bond ad nauseum gate bond. That a good combo. That's a freaking
good comp You could have added nauseum to any instant wind thing in your deck.
The fact that it happened to be gates. No, speaking of land,
I got one land I want to talk about. Okay, it's Diamond
City. Yes, this kind is good. Okay. Diamond City enters the
battlefield a shield counter on it. Cool, So if it would be dealt
damage or destroyed, remove the shield counter from it instead. Okay, taps
for colors, okay, tap move a shield counter from Diamond City onto target
creature. Activate this ability only if there are two or more entered two or
more and creatures entered the battlefield under your control this turn. Oh man,
that was difficult. Okay, So like I could put this on my commander
kind of mid game at the cost of like taking a land off, like
taking a mana out of a land for one turn, like on turn Let's
say I cast my commander on turn three or four, and then on turn
five or six where I go like creature creature, You know that turn where
you kind of move into your mid game and say, okay, utility guy
and something that's going to further my strategy. Bang bang, get them both,
and now I'm on board. Yep, Diamond City, Make my guy
have a shield counter cool. Yeah, I think that this card is going
to play a pivotable, pivotal role in decks that it is in. Yes,
when it's on the battle face, I would put this into maxist for
sure, yep. To keep my dudes alive yep. And I would.
There's lots of decks that are like that that'll do the same thing. I
think I would like to put it into Bruvac because A it's monocolor and B
he usually gets you know what. No, I don't know if I would.
I don't know where it's going to play a role. Actually, I
was thinking about decks that I would put it in. Ultimately, any deck
that plays a commander, yes, okay, any of my decks that have
commanders that I give a shit about in I will play this because it's good.
Yes it was hey, kay, last one, last one? For
real? What about like Helius one or Junk Town or Mariposa Military Base?
Are any of these any good? Maripos and Military Base goes in the rad
counter deck? Sure, Junktown is not good. Helios one will go into
the energy decks that will be built and will do just find there. But
I don't think any of them are game warping or game changing in the way
that Diamond City is. These are very much classic utility lands. Yeah,
you put them in the deck to provide utility for the specific strategy. Junk
token, energy or rad counter, Yes, okay, those are neat.
I think Mariposa Military Base would be good in Brewbec because I might want to
mill myself. I've got some gray verg getorbackers, and draw card on a
land is something I already play in that deck. We've got to get yourself
a bunch of rad counters, though, other it's tossing you six to draw
one card and you're not milling yourself with. Yeah, I already play the
Temple of Erasca. It's five tap draw card, but only Citi's blessing.
So this has got to be better than that. You think five tap draw
card, but it costs less if I got rad I guess. I guess
it does because it gives it gives you two if I do it like late
game, and then I can tap it for three and the end of your
turn tab it for three draw card or whatever and then mail myself. I
don't know, I'm just throwing shit at the wall, Sene what sticks?
Okay, I'm just spitballing on the show. So overall, I think we're
still in a position where I can ask you this question at the end of
the show. Here, Yeah, I'm ready. Do you like Fallout better
than Doctor Who? Yes? You think there's more stuff in here for your
magic playing mind than Doctor Who. The way that I build decks, the
trajectory that my magic deck building mind travels in or at on the types of
cards, the art direction, caring about the story, or finding the imagery
interesting, all of those things win compared to Doctor Who. Everything about the
set I like better, Wow, every single thing I think. So does
it make you interested to watch the show or play a game? A little
bit? It does, and not only because of the imagery and the top
down type of design that I recognize and can can parse through. I know
nothing about Doctor Who and nothing about Fallout, But looking at the Doctor Who
stuff and Timey, whymy I'm like, is this about time? Is it
about space? Is it both? I have no idea, but radiation and
some zombie guy in a vault? Fuck? I get it right, I
get it, and I get it they're both science fiction. But this one
I get, and I say that as one thing. The other thing about
Followut being a series as well, that's coming up. Maybe Rebecca would watch
that with me. Maybe I can sit down and watch that with my wife
and actually spend time with her, because I freaking hate all the shows she
watches. I'm telling you that, I'm telling you it's gonna be cool show.
I'm I'm putting myself out there when I say that, because I don't
usually like the new shows, but I really do think this one's gonna be
good. Are you Watsy's shilling? No, this is nothing. This show
has nothing to do with Watsy. They have nothing to do with the damn
show. That's why it's gonna be good. I'm putting out a pole.
Does Brando think that this is gonna be an actually good show or is he
just shilling for WATSI that's the pole, me shilling for watching and all of
C is going to troll you. Well, yeah, they're gonna f y'all.
All right, the show's gonna be good and you're gonna watch it too,
and you know that, so just get with it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's right. Do you think I can watch with my kid,
is it is? It is? You know it's it's it's like out
there everywhere I go out here, somebody's trying to kill me. Oh yeah,
that sucks. I'm not gonna try to kill you. And then his
hands turned into buzz saws. I'm just gonna harvest your organs. Oh leave
you a live grow new ones and I'll harvest those ones again. Yeah,
okay, yeah, it's not a maybe not a six year old new type
show. It's not. If you there's a there's a perk in the game
called like bloody mass, so whenever you kill somebody, they just blow into
pieces. Gross. There's arms and legs and brains explosion on Diablo too,
just like that. Yeah, exactly what corpse explosion? Necro doing cow levels?
Man. I just freaking nostalgia the hell out of some people. They
even know the sound. Overall, I think that this set is another win.
Yes, there are some things about it that I personally find to be
distasteful, but it's a great set, really cool cards. Oh more than
worth it to pick it up. Even Ryan likes it. I don't know
what those things are, so to me, they're not distasteful. This is
what it feels like to be you. Yes, this is freakin' Yes,
Brian and Randall from d O, I know where are we at? Even
man, I even came up with the clap cheeks joke. What is happening
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