You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak Rain and four worth
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Yes, sir, let's make a bet real quick, because we have
twelve minutes until the Arnold Palmer Invitational begins. Oh Bayhill, Baby Bay Hill,
Orlando, Florida, Arnie's Tournament, the King no longer with us,
and next week's the FN players. It's basically major season. We need to
get our heads correct, all right, we do so I don't care out
there. This is your chance to care. Yeah, let's just each pick
one golfer and there's not even a speaks too could payoff is just money.
So Kevin picks a golfer and you win, Danny and I each venmo you
fifty bucks deal. So all it is is pick one. We can't pick
the same, dude. It will be a quick draft. I don't care
where we're going. And uh and if you win a hundred bucks, if
your guy wins, okay, And this is just to get you a little
greased up because next week we're gonna do something stupid for the players. Because
that's a monster twenty five million dollar perse okay, all right, yep.
And because I know you like golf, legit, I do, but you
probably follow the betting trends and crap less than Kevin and ives not at all.
Spent a couple of hours last night on this. As we're in a
dirty one and done, we'll let you pick first. Vegas has this man
in the top ten. He's been immortalized in song. I'd be a fool
not to go with this man. JJ gohd moura cow, moura cow,
moura cow more a cow. I'm going with Morikawa. He is the eighth
favorite at twenty to one. Colin Morikawa. Colin Morikawa, who was tet
you have to do it again? All right? Not a bad pick at
all, Kevoh, go ahead, well on our side pool that you and
I uh take part in. Yeah, popular big one and done. Across
the nation pool which Mike and I both top three thousand in the nation.
Yes, in this I went with Matty Fitzpatrick with four top tens. But
that's not the closure this week. We've been waiting on this for a while.
Now it is the week of Rory. Yeah, time is now doing
it. I'm gonna do it. It's an easy one. Take it back,
cancel it out of here. Ludwig a Berg, that's my pick.
We're moving on. Ludwig a Berg. Get ready, get ready for old
Ludvig is ready. This is his course as he's played here once. This
is his course. But it lines up for him. I think he's gonna
win eight bay Hill Invitationals and his time tying the record set by Tiger Woods.
Ludvig Aberg for Kevin, it's a really good pick. Thank you.
I love him. I thought we're burning a player. I mean we can
use him again next week, right, I don't care. Give you know
it's great. Wow. Else to start up any golf betting thing than me
failing while I select Patrick can't lay. You're doing it again, Patrick can't
lay My selection to win the Arnold Palmer Invitational. Give us is his funny
nickname. I don't have a nick name for it. You do whenever he
disappoints you, when you pick him to win these damn tournaments, he turns
into Patrick can't play Yeah, and what's his uh? He's known on tour.
He's known on tours the biggest dick on tour, like as far as
physically or no. No, he's got no personality. He's a condescending prick
and he plays really slow and he's just limited personality. No wonder Mike likes
punchable face. I mean brooks Kepka, whatever anyone thinks of brooks Kepka.
He's highly polarizing. But he had the great bit when he played with can't
Ley. He said, I knew we were gonna like it was gonna go
slow, so I wanted to make sure the course martials brought like following us.
So Kepko faked like you needed to take a crap run off to the
side to a porta potty. But I think the players probably have an exclusive
and he went and he just hung out in the bathroom for like five or
six minutes, and then so they're in trouble for slow play. That he
was trying to speed. Can't lay up because Kepta's like I play fast,
he plays slow. Advantage me. I'm gonna go take a dump. Now,
whether he took a dump or not doesn't matter. To the point is
he was acting like his He was probably just standing in a locked port,
look at his phone, standing just to get things moving and to make sure
that their group has got to being pushed along. Yeah, great strategy,
and guess what, people won't fight. I had to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I was in the bathroom. I mean, one of the
great things ever ever. I mean, it's a big moment of it.
You know when you get those big moments of advice or just this, the
light bulb goes off because we're going at the Sports Authority. My buddy Jeremy
worked in shoes and j Money went the good grad Dude's go to the bathroom
and the manager at the time was kind of like mad about it, and
he goes, yo, there's no shot clock on rocking a deuce. It
was the greatest line because you're right, you're yelling at me because I didn't
take a crap in time for you that like satisfied you. I'm doing a
bowel movement and necessarily human function. Boy, I hear you, but that
would it doesn't act like we're not in there just wasting time. If you're
on the clock staring at your phone, it's not like you achieved this function
as quickly as you could have or as efficiently as possible. You are in
there for twenty minutes and then you come out acting like, oh dare you.
It's the great gift that we've been given, so use it. It's
just life's little pause away. I think if you're a dude that has family
around all the time, that may be the case where you disappear with an
encyclopedia for half an hour. But man, you live alone in and out.
I got things to do. I'm not sitting on the most uncomfortable chair
in the house. It has a hole in it. I'm half nude.
It smells like satan. No who wants to hang out in there? And
then you get the ring around your butt and your leg falls asleep, and
then you crash your commode like Ben did, and you got to call Kerry
to come over to your house. You want that guy in your house?
No, want that guy in your house. I mean, that's the links
that men will go through go to to avoid their family mm hmm by sitting
in that room for a half an hour reading some book they don't care about.
You're going through all the stuff I just mentioned. No, when you
live by yourself, you get in and out. Man, Just one thousand
dollars for that video footage of Ben standing up constantly and then leaning and then
wait, what the somehow crashing into the bowl with enough force to make it
explode. Yeah, crashing into the tank and then that's shattering and your leg's
still asleep. Oh no, I mean art it does hard to get diabetic
blood foot and you're just like, oh, I can't move it. Why
is it tangled? And right when you stand up you feel you're like,
oh, cool, like it kind has a cool feeling. And then once
it goes and you get the full pins of pins. Yeah, the bizar
thing, the torture of a thousand sewing needles. Yeah, straight, when
it's like five minutes past what would have been asleep too? This thing is
out? Yeah needles? What is that? What kind of bodily reaction?
It like to warn you or very bizarre? The most important thing in the
whole world that wasn't it. I don't know, just hitting the open Jesus.
Well, you were right about the show of the weekending yesterday, right
you. Hey, it's Saturday. Wake up, your little sleepy head.
It's time to get your stupid ass out of bed. To you about the
most important thing in the most important thing. Give you a little bit of
a Sophie's choice in the break weather or food. I picked Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds is your winner. Why there's a reason why, I think,
Mikey we were talking about my god, whatever reason. Bert Blylevin came up,
right, Oh, it is Burt Kreischer. Tickets and the most famous
living Burt, Yes, which is disagree with that, but the fame the
most famous Burt of all time is probably depending on what world you live in,
Reynolds or probably Lancaster or maybe Backer Act could be in there. Yeah,
not many great Berts Burt Kreischer has. Just so you know, we're
not joke because there might be people out there. I've never heard three point
three million followers on Instagram and he sells out. He's playing the American Airline
Center or he did play it, and he's playing wind Star upcoming and they
only do big acts. Clearly Burt Kreischer is huge. We have four pairs
of tickets we're giving away today at nine I mean Instagram followers at Bert Lancaster
have like four settled, so in honor a fake account, to honor the
fact that we're giving away Burt Krusher tickets. I was searching famous birds and
of course Burt Reynolds comes up, and the next link was IMDb's top ten
Burt Reynolds films. Just just test your body, try not to click on
that. And this is a possible an eleven year old list. This came
out in twenty thirteen, and I believe it is a combined score of you
know, using Metascore, Rotten Tomatoes, user ratings, gross receipts, all
of that stuff. So I have IMDb's top ten Burt Reynolds movies. I
know what my number one would be, and it's not number one on this
list. Your number one would be Cannonball or no, it would be Smoky
in the Bandit actually, believe it or not. It's a great film,
but it's not my favorite Burt Reynolds film. My favorite Burt Reynolds film is
not a comedy. This is one of my favorite movies period drama. Well,
then, I think, because I think the number one would be Boogie
Knights on this list, Boogie Knights is on it, but it is not
number one. It is number six. Mine is number three, which is
Deliverance. Okay, yeah, I've seen that movie so many times and I
absolutely love it. I've never seen it. Are you serious? You would
love it? You would absolutely love that film, and it holds up as
far as being a good film. Really. You know, we see a
lot of these movies that everybody, you know, champions from the fifties,
sixty seventies, and with the way we see films these days, it's like,
oh, okay, that ain't it. Deliverance is great? I think,
yep, all right. My number one, and it's definitely on list
is Hooper. Hooper is on the list. I was a little bit surprised,
but it came in at number seven. Hooper's fabulous. I got us.
It's really not though, right, No, No, it's awful.
Yeah, it's terrible. I think I've watched a lot of Hooper, a
lot, yeah, or clips of Hooper. And I remember because doing some
research for some dumb song, you guys made me do yes, thank you,
and the whole ravine of the untested Rocket. I remember thinking this isn't
very good. We're smoking the bandit. That's number one, bro, number
f and one, So there is one between Smokey and the b and deliverance
the only thing that I and I'm not gonna have a ton of reverences here
because outside of being a little bit of a yeah, I mean he was
almost kind of done in my childhood. Uh, the longest yard number two
bro, that's it, And I only that because they didn't remake of it.
Yeah. The Adam Sandler, a sadistic warden, asks a former pro
quarterback and now serving time in his prison to put together a team of inmates
to take on and get pummeled by the guards, and then they try to
plan a I think they there is a perceived escape plan that the guards think
is going to happen. And I love the ending of that movie. It's
great where Bird's kind of walking away from the field and they think he's about
trying to, you know, escape prison. They've got the rifle trained on
him, and he just picks up the football and walks right back. It's
awesome, poignant, Canniball Run on there, Canniball Run is on there.
Cannonball Run comes in at number nine. There's going to be some of these
on here that you guys may not even know. I'll go yeah, nineteen
seven. Yeah, Gator actually made the list. Gators number eight. The
one that you probably won't get is nineteen seventy Eight's The End, which is
a slapstick black comedy about a man who is Burt Reynolds who finds that he
isn't hasn't much long longer to live, and has bungled his attempts at suicide.
Boy. It's got all the usual suspects, Bert Sally Field, Don
Delouise, and Strother Martin. Yeah, so you got the End. Cannonball
Run number eight. I don't know if I've ever seen this. I guess
it's a comedy. It's got Jerry Reid in it. Yeah, that's comedy,
Gaior. I don't think I've ever seen Gator. It's not a movie
about Skin's mom. Hooper number seven, Boogie Night's number six. Number five's
White Lightning, which at x con teams up with federal agents to help them
with breaking up a moonshine ring it's got that song plan Yeah, probably from
Greece, no different than George Jones song and number four one that we didn't
get. And I don't remember this, but listen to this premise and tell
me if this doesn't sound like nineteen seventy three economics. Seamus is the film
By the way, millions and diamonds are stolen from a safe in New York
City and later the burglar is killed. Seamus, played by Burt Reynolds,
is paid this sum of money by the owner to find the diamonds or the
killer and ten thousand dollars. Oh not good, Yeah, they paid.
Yes, Seamus is basically a bounty hunter in search of diamonds or the killer.
And uh, the boy he's paid the very handsome sum of ten grand.
Well, but day, I've never seen Shamus. They made number four,
so maybe Seamus is good. Rest in power, Young King. Burt
Reynolds dead, Uh seven or eight years ago? I choose food, Kevin
Food, any food, new restaurant opening today in fourth seen. Well,
I don't know yet. You haven't told the story. It's called now.
Ribby's is from three of the owners of Goldies. Hey. Goldie is a
famous barbecue spot in town. Ribby's is basically the goal here is we're going
to be fast. We're only doing ribs, so you don't have to go
wait in the line. When it comes Goldies, you gonna have to wait
in line if you canna get there. Ribbis go through a small menu.
In fact, they're co owner Johnny White told Sarah Blaskovich in the Dallas Morning
News. We want to be the raising canes of barbecue. So you get
ribs, fries, coleslaw, and a drink just in a box and a
barbecue box and that's it. So Okay, I'm fascinated by a restaurant essentially
no menu, Like you're just waiting line and I'll take one, yeah,
because you don't have to look at this, and then I don't want to
hold that. I don't know, maybe I'll try this. Is this good?
No one, bam, the line's moving, So just ribs, you
know, you want to go with the good stuff though the other stuff of
her Goldies go get it. But we're doing ribs, doing them here and
they are open, and I think today is the opening day. That's a
good idea. I think that's like think about these like blue collar workers who
are going through a tough day. You know, I don't want to figure
out what lunch I want to bring lunch from home. You know what,
I'll blow through Ribbies real quick, have some delicious barbecue, and then get
back out there. The name of its Ribbies Ribbies. Yeah, because it's
a play on Goldies. Okay, I don't like the box looks pretty good
like Gus. Oh. They also will serve a side of macaroni and cheese
if you want it to, so baby back pork ribs, French fries and
macaroni and cheese. I mean, I've got an idea for their spokesperson,
but I might get a cease and desist s order if I simulate that looks
like you get five nice ribs at Ribbies. He describes it like a wingstop
and a raisin canes combined, which I've never put those two together. But
love co owner of goldiess more than I do about foods that won't. Oh,
look at this headline I'm just reading right now. After two John Ham
sightings in DFW, fort Worth restaurant offers John Hamburger special. Yeah, they're
trying to throw the cast the line out with a little bait on it and
the baits of Hamburger and reel them in, reel in John Ham to get
that insteat, and that's probably gonna work. The John Hamburger. I heard
you guys are making a Hamburger. It's me shows up in his Mercedes.
Benz dressed like Don Draper, puts a little little napkin under his shirt collar
so he doesn't mess up his tie. More Ribby's action they're talking about.
He said, Right now, we're just doing baby back, but we might
add a beef rib, but have not committed to it yet. I'm not
a big bee frib fan personally, but there's nothing better than a good plate
of ribs and those little shoe straes. Yeah, they're going crackle cut okay,
which is great, crackle cut top five? Sure so good here.
Uh so, this whole John Ham thing, huh so, I called the
law Man and the land Man. Whatever the show is. Guess what,
it's not just Billy Thornton and John hamm in it. You know what they
have in the show. Girls, famous girls including Demi Moore, who I
looked up last night and I'm pretty sure, I mean she's not married right
now? Yeah, because she gets also not married, so everyone else is
looking for John Ham. Now's the time, dn't you And she's got that
voice that I like. She got the boys too. You have Demi Moore
miles away right now, probably lonely in a hotel room. Okay, Moore
is not lonely. She probably she might be insecurities like everyone else does he
Dye maybe more. You could just show up to set the can of whipped
cream and she'd be in would you like to make love? Because she was
addicted to whippings. That's Danny. Let's mean balloon and one flower in the
lobby of her hotel knocking on her hotel door. I've got it, one
balloon that's half inflated as it gets and one wilting flower and me standing there
in a MAVs cap and a drum machine hoodie, and I say, would
you like to make love? She bleary eyed, cracks the door open with
the little chain attached and peeks out and there you are. You know what?
Her response is, absolutely not, and she slams the door. Dude,
She's gonna have some nights where she gets dressed up and she just goes
to the hotel bar by herself. Maybe glass of wine, a martini.
What are you doing? I'm And then there's you, me, you,
you, It was always you. She's gonna say, absolutely not. What
do you mean. Just look, you have a cool look. You look
unique. You're like Ashton Kutcher type, like Ashton Kutcher's dad. This is
the guy who wouldn't How old is she? She's older than me? No,
she is like sixty, Yeah, she's older than you for sure.
She's like, yeah, I think maybe sixty two. You brought up she's
sixty one. Okay, you're the guy who wouldn't hook up with Fiona Apple.
Ashton Kutcher's forty six. He already blew it with Fiona Apple. Okay,
And guess what we're trying to do is right? That wrong? Yeah?
DEMI blanking more. I've learned in my life, and Danny, I've
learned in my life, Mikey that you don't try to correct failed past relationships
by reworking them in new ones. I don't think it would be good for
me or to me. That's how you pronounce it, by the way,
Okay, if I was trying to protect correct the errors that I made with
Fiona by exploring them in our new budding relationship. Never tell you the story
though about it. Oh, my dearly departed, dear friend Jess, co
owner of Twilight we lost last year. The time that he was we were
all at the old Barley House on when it was on Henderson and Jenna Bush
was there drinking at the bar and there was secret service guys, one with
the back door, one at the front door, and she was there with
a couple of friends and me and Carter, another dearly departed friend of mine,
dared Jess to hit on her, and he'd had enough Miller lights and
Jamison's that he said, you know what I will, And he walked up
to her and he ordered a drink, and she kind of had she was
talking to a friend, and she kind of had her back to him,
but kind of at an angle, you know that move where you kind of
still have your eye on the bar, but you can still talk to your
friend or watch TV or whatever. And he walks up and he turns his
head and he looks at her, and he's about to own open his mouth,
and she immediately whips her head to the left and goes absolutely not and
turned right back around to her friend, and he grabbed his drinks and he
just walked away. And of course Carter and I are standing, you know,
ten feet away watching this unfold, and we and she said it loud
enough that we could hear in a loud bar. Absolutely not, and that's
all she says. She even see him coming, like did she start saying
it before she periphery like laser periphery. She sensed him and we fell out.
Man, it was so funny that, Yeah, he got declined by
the president's daughter. Absolutely not, absolutely not okay to grab the drinks and
shuffle back and then like kind of make icon it with you guys and shake
his head like he said, no, we're watching, we heard, we
heard the whole herd we saw guys. It turns out to know this is
all like two thousand and one, you know, yeah, I think this
might have you know what, this probably was post nine to eleven, It
might have been two three. And did any secret service guys, No,
they stepped forward. They weren't like looming right by her. They were just
kind of twenty ft away. Imagine no secret service guy assigned to president daughter
when that daughter is twenty two after nine to eleven posts. Yeah, when
you might be going to war. You could be kidnapped, Like some things
canna happen. I'm gonna write that movie and I'm gonna cast Demi Moore in
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