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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven one the Freak Rain and four worth

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by seven forty eight Dallas eight thirty. That's what I'm seeing on the weather

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models. Rain let's coming up my
model though, that's an NBCAC five model

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from the guy th O. It's
like Rodney Dangerfield. But that's a we'll

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rain coming in the netwix. We
had a chance of hail and severe storms

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tonight. It is spring on a
little more weather for you at seven thirty.

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Yes, sir, let's make a
bet real quick, because we have

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twelve minutes until the Arnold Palmer Invitational
begins. Oh Bayhill, Baby Bay Hill,

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Orlando, Florida, Arnie's Tournament,
the King no longer with us,

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and next week's the FN players.
It's basically major season. We need to

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get our heads correct, all right, we do so I don't care out

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there. This is your chance to
care. Yeah, let's just each pick

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one golfer and there's not even a
speaks too could payoff is just money.

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So Kevin picks a golfer and you
win, Danny and I each venmo you

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fifty bucks deal. So all it
is is pick one. We can't pick

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the same, dude. It will
be a quick draft. I don't care

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where we're going. And uh and
if you win a hundred bucks, if

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your guy wins, okay, And
this is just to get you a little

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greased up because next week we're gonna
do something stupid for the players. Because

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that's a monster twenty five million dollar
perse okay, all right, yep.

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And because I know you like golf, legit, I do, but you

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probably follow the betting trends and crap
less than Kevin and ives not at all.

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Spent a couple of hours last night
on this. As we're in a

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dirty one and done, we'll let
you pick first. Vegas has this man

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in the top ten. He's been
immortalized in song. I'd be a fool

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not to go with this man.
JJ gohd moura cow, moura cow,

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moura cow more a cow. I'm
going with Morikawa. He is the eighth

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favorite at twenty to one. Colin
Morikawa. Colin Morikawa, who was tet

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you have to do it again?
All right? Not a bad pick at

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all, Kevoh, go ahead,
well on our side pool that you and

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I uh take part in. Yeah, popular big one and done. Across

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the nation pool which Mike and I
both top three thousand in the nation.

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Yes, in this I went with
Matty Fitzpatrick with four top tens. But

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that's not the closure this week.
We've been waiting on this for a while.

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Now it is the week of Rory. Yeah, time is now doing

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it. I'm gonna do it.
It's an easy one. Take it back,

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cancel it out of here. Ludwig
a Berg, that's my pick.

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We're moving on. Ludwig a Berg. Get ready, get ready for old

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Ludvig is ready. This is his
course as he's played here once. This

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is his course. But it lines
up for him. I think he's gonna

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win eight bay Hill Invitationals and his
time tying the record set by Tiger Woods.

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Ludvig Aberg for Kevin, it's a
really good pick. Thank you.

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I love him. I thought we're
burning a player. I mean we can

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use him again next week, right, I don't care. Give you know

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it's great. Wow. Else to
start up any golf betting thing than me

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failing while I select Patrick can't lay. You're doing it again, Patrick can't

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lay My selection to win the Arnold
Palmer Invitational. Give us is his funny

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nickname. I don't have a nick
name for it. You do whenever he

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disappoints you, when you pick him
to win these damn tournaments, he turns

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into Patrick can't play Yeah, and
what's his uh? He's known on tour.

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He's known on tours the biggest dick
on tour, like as far as

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physically or no. No, he's
got no personality. He's a condescending prick

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and he plays really slow and he's
just limited personality. No wonder Mike likes

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punchable face. I mean brooks Kepka, whatever anyone thinks of brooks Kepka.

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He's highly polarizing. But he had
the great bit when he played with can't

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Ley. He said, I knew
we were gonna like it was gonna go

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slow, so I wanted to make
sure the course martials brought like following us.

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So Kepko faked like you needed to
take a crap run off to the

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side to a porta potty. But
I think the players probably have an exclusive

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and he went and he just hung
out in the bathroom for like five or

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six minutes, and then so they're
in trouble for slow play. That he

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was trying to speed. Can't lay
up because Kepta's like I play fast,

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he plays slow. Advantage me.
I'm gonna go take a dump. Now,

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whether he took a dump or not
doesn't matter. To the point is

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he was acting like his He was
probably just standing in a locked port,

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look at his phone, standing just
to get things moving and to make sure

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that their group has got to being
pushed along. Yeah, great strategy,

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and guess what, people won't fight. I had to go to the bathroom.

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Yeah, I was in the bathroom. I mean, one of the

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great things ever ever. I mean, it's a big moment of it.

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You know when you get those big
moments of advice or just this, the

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light bulb goes off because we're going
at the Sports Authority. My buddy Jeremy

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worked in shoes and j Money went
the good grad Dude's go to the bathroom

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and the manager at the time was
kind of like mad about it, and

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he goes, yo, there's no
shot clock on rocking a deuce. It

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was the greatest line because you're right, you're yelling at me because I didn't

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take a crap in time for you
that like satisfied you. I'm doing a

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bowel movement and necessarily human function.
Boy, I hear you, but that

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would it doesn't act like we're not
in there just wasting time. If you're

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on the clock staring at your phone, it's not like you achieved this function

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as quickly as you could have or
as efficiently as possible. You are in

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there for twenty minutes and then you
come out acting like, oh dare you.

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It's the great gift that we've been
given, so use it. It's

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just life's little pause away. I
think if you're a dude that has family

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around all the time, that may
be the case where you disappear with an

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encyclopedia for half an hour. But
man, you live alone in and out.

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I got things to do. I'm
not sitting on the most uncomfortable chair

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in the house. It has a
hole in it. I'm half nude.

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It smells like satan. No who
wants to hang out in there? And

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then you get the ring around your
butt and your leg falls asleep, and

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then you crash your commode like Ben
did, and you got to call Kerry

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to come over to your house.
You want that guy in your house?

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No, want that guy in your
house. I mean, that's the links

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that men will go through go to
to avoid their family mm hmm by sitting

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in that room for a half an
hour reading some book they don't care about.

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You're going through all the stuff I
just mentioned. No, when you

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live by yourself, you get in
and out. Man, Just one thousand

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dollars for that video footage of Ben
standing up constantly and then leaning and then

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wait, what the somehow crashing into
the bowl with enough force to make it

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explode. Yeah, crashing into the
tank and then that's shattering and your leg's

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still asleep. Oh no, I
mean art it does hard to get diabetic

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blood foot and you're just like,
oh, I can't move it. Why

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is it tangled? And right when
you stand up you feel you're like,

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oh, cool, like it kind
has a cool feeling. And then once

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it goes and you get the full
pins of pins. Yeah, the bizar

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thing, the torture of a thousand
sewing needles. Yeah, straight, when

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it's like five minutes past what would
have been asleep too? This thing is

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out? Yeah needles? What is
that? What kind of bodily reaction?

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It like to warn you or very
bizarre? The most important thing in the

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whole world that wasn't it. I
don't know, just hitting the open Jesus.

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Well, you were right about the
show of the weekending yesterday, right

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you. Hey, it's Saturday.
Wake up, your little sleepy head.

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It's time to get your stupid ass
out of bed. To you about the

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most important thing in the most important
thing. Give you a little bit of

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a Sophie's choice in the break weather
or food. I picked Burt Reynolds.

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Burt Reynolds is your winner. Why
there's a reason why, I think,

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Mikey we were talking about my god, whatever reason. Bert Blylevin came up,

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right, Oh, it is Burt
Kreischer. Tickets and the most famous

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living Burt, Yes, which is
disagree with that, but the fame the

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most famous Burt of all time is
probably depending on what world you live in,

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Reynolds or probably Lancaster or maybe Backer
Act could be in there. Yeah,

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not many great Berts Burt Kreischer has. Just so you know, we're

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not joke because there might be people
out there. I've never heard three point

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three million followers on Instagram and he
sells out. He's playing the American Airline

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Center or he did play it,
and he's playing wind Star upcoming and they

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only do big acts. Clearly Burt
Kreischer is huge. We have four pairs

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of tickets we're giving away today at
nine I mean Instagram followers at Bert Lancaster

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have like four settled, so in
honor a fake account, to honor the

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fact that we're giving away Burt Krusher
tickets. I was searching famous birds and

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of course Burt Reynolds comes up,
and the next link was IMDb's top ten

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Burt Reynolds films. Just just test
your body, try not to click on

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that. And this is a possible
an eleven year old list. This came

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out in twenty thirteen, and I
believe it is a combined score of you

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know, using Metascore, Rotten Tomatoes, user ratings, gross receipts, all

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of that stuff. So I have
IMDb's top ten Burt Reynolds movies. I

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know what my number one would be, and it's not number one on this

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list. Your number one would be
Cannonball or no, it would be Smoky

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in the Bandit actually, believe it
or not. It's a great film,

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but it's not my favorite Burt Reynolds
film. My favorite Burt Reynolds film is

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not a comedy. This is one
of my favorite movies period drama. Well,

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then, I think, because I
think the number one would be Boogie

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Knights on this list, Boogie Knights
is on it, but it is not

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number one. It is number six. Mine is number three, which is

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Deliverance. Okay, yeah, I've
seen that movie so many times and I

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absolutely love it. I've never seen
it. Are you serious? You would

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love it? You would absolutely love
that film, and it holds up as

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far as being a good film.
Really. You know, we see a

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lot of these movies that everybody,
you know, champions from the fifties,

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sixty seventies, and with the way
we see films these days, it's like,

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oh, okay, that ain't it. Deliverance is great? I think,

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yep, all right. My number
one, and it's definitely on list

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is Hooper. Hooper is on the
list. I was a little bit surprised,

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but it came in at number seven. Hooper's fabulous. I got us.

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It's really not though, right,
No, No, it's awful.

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Yeah, it's terrible. I think
I've watched a lot of Hooper, a

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lot, yeah, or clips of
Hooper. And I remember because doing some

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research for some dumb song, you
guys made me do yes, thank you,

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and the whole ravine of the untested
Rocket. I remember thinking this isn't

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very good. We're smoking the bandit. That's number one, bro, number

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f and one, So there is
one between Smokey and the b and deliverance

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the only thing that I and I'm
not gonna have a ton of reverences here

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because outside of being a little bit
of a yeah, I mean he was

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almost kind of done in my childhood. Uh, the longest yard number two

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bro, that's it, And I
only that because they didn't remake of it.

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Yeah. The Adam Sandler, a
sadistic warden, asks a former pro

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quarterback and now serving time in his
prison to put together a team of inmates

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to take on and get pummeled by
the guards, and then they try to

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plan a I think they there is
a perceived escape plan that the guards think

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is going to happen. And I
love the ending of that movie. It's

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great where Bird's kind of walking away
from the field and they think he's about

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trying to, you know, escape
prison. They've got the rifle trained on

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him, and he just picks up
the football and walks right back. It's

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awesome, poignant, Canniball Run on
there, Canniball Run is on there.

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Cannonball Run comes in at number nine. There's going to be some of these

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on here that you guys may not
even know. I'll go yeah, nineteen

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seven. Yeah, Gator actually made
the list. Gators number eight. The

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one that you probably won't get is
nineteen seventy Eight's The End, which is

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a slapstick black comedy about a man
who is Burt Reynolds who finds that he

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isn't hasn't much long longer to live, and has bungled his attempts at suicide.

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Boy. It's got all the usual
suspects, Bert Sally Field, Don

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Delouise, and Strother Martin. Yeah, so you got the End. Cannonball

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Run number eight. I don't know
if I've ever seen this. I guess

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it's a comedy. It's got Jerry
Reid in it. Yeah, that's comedy,

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Gaior. I don't think I've ever
seen Gator. It's not a movie

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about Skin's mom. Hooper number seven, Boogie Night's number six. Number five's

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White Lightning, which at x con
teams up with federal agents to help them

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with breaking up a moonshine ring it's
got that song plan Yeah, probably from

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Greece, no different than George Jones
song and number four one that we didn't

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get. And I don't remember this, but listen to this premise and tell

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me if this doesn't sound like nineteen
seventy three economics. Seamus is the film

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By the way, millions and diamonds
are stolen from a safe in New York

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City and later the burglar is killed. Seamus, played by Burt Reynolds,

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is paid this sum of money by
the owner to find the diamonds or the

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killer and ten thousand dollars. Oh
not good, Yeah, they paid.

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Yes, Seamus is basically a bounty
hunter in search of diamonds or the killer.

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And uh, the boy he's paid
the very handsome sum of ten grand.

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Well, but day, I've never
seen Shamus. They made number four,

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so maybe Seamus is good. Rest
in power, Young King. Burt

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Reynolds dead, Uh seven or eight
years ago? I choose food, Kevin

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Food, any food, new restaurant
opening today in fourth seen. Well,

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I don't know yet. You haven't
told the story. It's called now.

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Ribby's is from three of the owners
of Goldies. Hey. Goldie is a

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famous barbecue spot in town. Ribby's
is basically the goal here is we're going

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to be fast. We're only doing
ribs, so you don't have to go

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wait in the line. When it
comes Goldies, you gonna have to wait

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in line if you canna get there. Ribbis go through a small menu.

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In fact, they're co owner Johnny
White told Sarah Blaskovich in the Dallas Morning

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News. We want to be the
raising canes of barbecue. So you get

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ribs, fries, coleslaw, and
a drink just in a box and a

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barbecue box and that's it. So
Okay, I'm fascinated by a restaurant essentially

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no menu, Like you're just waiting
line and I'll take one, yeah,

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because you don't have to look at
this, and then I don't want to

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hold that. I don't know,
maybe I'll try this. Is this good?

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No one, bam, the line's
moving, So just ribs, you

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know, you want to go with
the good stuff though the other stuff of

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her Goldies go get it. But
we're doing ribs, doing them here and

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they are open, and I think
today is the opening day. That's a

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good idea. I think that's like
think about these like blue collar workers who

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are going through a tough day.
You know, I don't want to figure

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out what lunch I want to bring
lunch from home. You know what,

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I'll blow through Ribbies real quick,
have some delicious barbecue, and then get

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back out there. The name of
its Ribbies Ribbies. Yeah, because it's

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a play on Goldies. Okay,
I don't like the box looks pretty good

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like Gus. Oh. They also
will serve a side of macaroni and cheese

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if you want it to, so
baby back pork ribs, French fries and

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macaroni and cheese. I mean,
I've got an idea for their spokesperson,

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but I might get a cease and
desist s order if I simulate that looks

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like you get five nice ribs at
Ribbies. He describes it like a wingstop

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and a raisin canes combined, which
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love co owner of goldiess more than
I do about foods that won't. Oh,

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look at this headline I'm just reading
right now. After two John Ham

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sightings in DFW, fort Worth restaurant
offers John Hamburger special. Yeah, they're

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trying to throw the cast the line
out with a little bait on it and

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the baits of Hamburger and reel them
in, reel in John Ham to get

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that insteat, and that's probably gonna
work. The John Hamburger. I heard

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you guys are making a Hamburger.
It's me shows up in his Mercedes.

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Benz dressed like Don Draper, puts
a little little napkin under his shirt collar

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so he doesn't mess up his tie. More Ribby's action they're talking about.

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He said, Right now, we're
just doing baby back, but we might

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add a beef rib, but have
not committed to it yet. I'm not

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a big bee frib fan personally,
but there's nothing better than a good plate

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of ribs and those little shoe straes. Yeah, they're going crackle cut okay,

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which is great, crackle cut top
five? Sure so good here.

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Uh so, this whole John Ham
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law Man and the land Man.
Whatever the show is. Guess what,

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it's not just Billy Thornton and John
hamm in it. You know what they

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have in the show. Girls,
famous girls including Demi Moore, who I

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looked up last night and I'm pretty
sure, I mean she's not married right

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now? Yeah, because she gets
also not married, so everyone else is

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looking for John Ham. Now's the
time, dn't you And she's got that

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voice that I like. She got
the boys too. You have Demi Moore

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miles away right now, probably lonely
in a hotel room. Okay, Moore

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is not lonely. She probably she
might be insecurities like everyone else does he

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Dye maybe more. You could just
show up to set the can of whipped

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cream and she'd be in would you
like to make love? Because she was

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addicted to whippings. That's Danny.
Let's mean balloon and one flower in the

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lobby of her hotel knocking on her
hotel door. I've got it, one

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balloon that's half inflated as it gets
and one wilting flower and me standing there

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in a MAVs cap and a drum
machine hoodie, and I say, would

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you like to make love? She
bleary eyed, cracks the door open with

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the little chain attached and peeks out
and there you are. You know what?

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Her response is, absolutely not,
and she slams the door. Dude,

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She's gonna have some nights where she
gets dressed up and she just goes

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to the hotel bar by herself.
Maybe glass of wine, a martini.

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What are you doing? I'm And
then there's you, me, you,

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you, It was always you.
She's gonna say, absolutely not. What

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do you mean. Just look,
you have a cool look. You look

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unique. You're like Ashton Kutcher type, like Ashton Kutcher's dad. This is

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the guy who wouldn't How old is
she? She's older than me? No,

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she is like sixty, Yeah,
she's older than you for sure.

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She's like, yeah, I think
maybe sixty two. You brought up she's

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sixty one. Okay, you're the
guy who wouldn't hook up with Fiona Apple.

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Ashton Kutcher's forty six. He already
blew it with Fiona Apple. Okay,

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And guess what we're trying to do
is right? That wrong? Yeah?

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DEMI blanking more. I've learned in
my life, and Danny, I've

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learned in my life, Mikey that
you don't try to correct failed past relationships

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by reworking them in new ones.
I don't think it would be good for

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me or to me. That's how
you pronounce it, by the way,

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Okay, if I was trying to
protect correct the errors that I made with

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Fiona by exploring them in our new
budding relationship. Never tell you the story

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though about it. Oh, my
dearly departed, dear friend Jess, co

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owner of Twilight we lost last year. The time that he was we were

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all at the old Barley House on
when it was on Henderson and Jenna Bush

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was there drinking at the bar and
there was secret service guys, one with

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the back door, one at the
front door, and she was there with

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a couple of friends and me and
Carter, another dearly departed friend of mine,

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dared Jess to hit on her,
and he'd had enough Miller lights and

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Jamison's that he said, you know
what I will, And he walked up

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to her and he ordered a drink, and she kind of had she was

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talking to a friend, and she
kind of had her back to him,

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but kind of at an angle,
you know that move where you kind of

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still have your eye on the bar, but you can still talk to your

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friend or watch TV or whatever.
And he walks up and he turns his

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head and he looks at her,
and he's about to own open his mouth,

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and she immediately whips her head to
the left and goes absolutely not and

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turned right back around to her friend, and he grabbed his drinks and he

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just walked away. And of course
Carter and I are standing, you know,

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ten feet away watching this unfold,
and we and she said it loud

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enough that we could hear in a
loud bar. Absolutely not, and that's

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all she says. She even see
him coming, like did she start saying

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it before she periphery like laser periphery. She sensed him and we fell out.

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Man, it was so funny that, Yeah, he got declined by

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the president's daughter. Absolutely not,
absolutely not okay to grab the drinks and

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shuffle back and then like kind of
make icon it with you guys and shake

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his head like he said, no, we're watching, we heard, we

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heard the whole herd we saw guys. It turns out to know this is

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all like two thousand and one,
you know, yeah, I think this

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might have you know what, this
probably was post nine to eleven, It

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might have been two three. And
did any secret service guys, No,

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they stepped forward. They weren't like
looming right by her. They were just

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kind of twenty ft away. Imagine
no secret service guy assigned to president daughter

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when that daughter is twenty two after
nine to eleven posts. Yeah, when

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you might be going to war.
You could be kidnapped, Like some things

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canna happen. I'm gonna write that
movie and I'm gonna cast Demi Moore in

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the starring role. Shot in far
East Dallas. Coming up next. The

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former cowboy that took shots at the
current cowboys in their culture next to ninety

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seven won the Freak