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Hello and welcome. Hey y'all.
Oh, we have missed you so much.

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I've been you have been hold through
a keyhole backwards, Tabitha. Goodness,

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gracious mile mind. We would like
to start right off the bat.

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We apologize for the long delay and
thank you for being so patient lating for

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us to come. Thank you,
you guys, you're the best for waiting.

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You've just got the patience of a
mule m. But I'll tell you

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what And as a way of saying
we're sorry, we're just gonna tell you

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what's been going on in our lives. Let's do it now. Tabitha had

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a beautiful, beautiful home and you
had to move. You had to move

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Tabitha out of that gorgeous house.
And it's not your fault, you know.

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I'd like to say it never is
this time, it really isn't.

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Yeah, and this was the zoning
problem. I don't I don't want to

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get into the specifics, but the
mayor talked to me directly. I remember

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when that when those gentlemen showed up, I was looking out the window saying,

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what is going on? I didn't
think the mayor maidhouse caused but he's

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sure enough come to him my door
and he knocked on it and I talked

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to him. We had tea and
chocolate. Oh, and I told him,

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you know what was up. He
told me I had to get out

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of there. Well, I don't
want to get into it. I had

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to get out of there. But
we got a nice little place now.

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It is so nice. It's over
on Evergreen time. I noticed that they

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tore your house entirely down. Well, I don't want to get into it,

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but they tore it, damn,
because I mean, I just was

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so shocked. It was such a
beautiful home, and you know, it

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had a nice long it's been there
since the nineteen forty eight. I don't

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even know. I suspect it's been
there for a lot longer than that.

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Really, Okay, Well, I
mean you took more history classes in high

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school than Well, it's just that
I've never left this town. And I

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have pictures of my aunt who it
was I moved your houses behind her.

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Yeah, and then she died in
nineteen thirty seven. Oh, you know

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what you're You're like a little cat
detective. You're just so sneaky and you

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jump in there nobody can hear you, and you find out what's going on?

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I moved. I moved in Florida
for a couple of years, so

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I haven't lived here forever. But
besides those two years I have, I

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moved back and now I'm here and
I've noticed that they are not building anything

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new where your house was. No, they're not. Now why do you

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think that is? I mean,
did they give you any better reasons as

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to why you had to suddenly lean
about Native Americans? Because I'll tell you

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what I heard, and I'm checking
it with you. I was told that

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it was determined that your house was
on an Indian burial ground. I don't

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know. I thought that was in
Stephen King novels and not in real life

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because I didn't think anybody could do
anything but make that up. But they

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did that. That's what happened.
Your house was on top of the Indian

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burial ground. I guess we'll see. That's ridiculous. But I love my

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new house. I've got a blue
theme going. I know, kitchens in

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eggshell blue, and the living rooms
in pecan blue, and the bathroom is

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in can of paint blue, the
living rooms in book spine blue. I

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love it. Though I went to
the home depot and I just spent too

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much. It's so much fun.
I'll tell you what. Sometimes I feel

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like home improvements as much fun as
candy. I don't believe that for a

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minute I was bluffing. We'll not
ever play. I see your poker face.

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We'll never do it. No,
Well, let's just get down to

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the sweet deliver. It's just ninny
gritty this week we're talking about choo choo

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chocolate. And do we have a
show for you? We do, indeed,

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so many options we have. We've
tried some things from as far away

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as Europe, oh good. And
we also tried to find some things that

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maybe you've always just just that a
little shop around the corner you just never

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quite stuck your head into. You
know, there may be some favorites in

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here that you know about, but
you didn't know. They had this as

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part of their their offering offerings,
as part of part of their repertoire.

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Now I'm just gonna go through the
list here from the Hershey Company. Oh

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you know it, you love it. We have something they've changed up.

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And I don't know if this is
for dieters or if it's just going to

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be really interesting, but it's air
delight air rated milk chocolate. So it's

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like a chocolate bar with a whole
bunch of air in it. What what?

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How how did that work? I
have no idea. They probably use

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computers. What what's the appeal to
this? Well, it's just it's like

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it's imagine, it's just it's not
hollow. That that'd be ridiculous. I

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mean, that'd be curious. Easter. Yes, if it's not that,

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that's ridiculous. If that's a hollow
chocolate bar. We are taking these things

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right back to Pickley Dog and we
are getting our money back because I do

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not buy hollow chocolate bars. And
I would make me curious if this was

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a hollow damn chocolate bar. And
now I've sworn. Now I've sworn.

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I'm going to Betty. Betty so
sorry. I just I just hate getting

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tricked, Betty. Nobody's tricking us
with the It's it's just something they pumped

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a lot of air into, just
like those news shows that you see them

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studies. You are nasty. You
know what we forgot to do? We'd

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been away for so long? What's
that? This moving ordeal has has just

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got me all flip fopped Bugaboo.
I'm Tabitha Hutchinson and I am Betty.

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Ever saw you are listening to Candy
chant and we just love talking about candy.

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And we love getting your letters.
We love getting your emails. I

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just got I can't figure it out, but but Betty's good at it.

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I went to junior college for six
weeks. Brag about it. Well.

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She I'll tell you right now.
Tab will not even watch Jeopardy with me

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anymore. I am just Dickens.
No potent potables for me. She knows

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the names. You are a delight. I really think you could have done

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well and Jor you should know I
would not. Nope, sorry, I

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can't do it. Let's see what
else we have in our in our choco

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train today. What else do we
have? Well, from the Cadbury Company,

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from um, jolly old England.
I didn't know that. Um,

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we have their dairy milk bar with
its milk chocolate with creamy caramel. That's

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gonna be a treat. That is
going to be in the caramel. I

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just live. I'm very excited to
try that. We also have now this

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is something I have seen. You
got another Cadberry bar they're doing. Oh

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my goodness, So I do.
We got it the same thing, dairy

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milk with roast almond. Now,
did you notice how in Europe it's not

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roasted. It's just a roast roast
almond. It's like a roast almond.

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It's like a roast pig, roast
beef. What if they put roast pig

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in a chocolate bar? I would
never eat it? And you know what,

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you know, it makes me mad. You know what makes me mad?

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All those expensive stores have chocolate bars
with bacon in them. Now,

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oh my gosh, I don't even
go in there anymore because who wants to

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have bacon in a bar? I
live bacon, I do, and they're

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like seven dollars for it. It's
for a piece of candy. It's not

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even Hershey, it's ardiculous bar that
seven dollars with bacon in it. I

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mean, I will accidentally have bacon
and chocolate on my plate if I make

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chocolate chip pancakes, which I am
famous for, thank you, because everybody

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was thinking it and you just said
it. But I will never put them

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together on purpose. That's just that
is a wretched road and it leads to

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nothing but ruin and sin. So
what else do we have? M Well,

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we've also got now here's something that
I have seen in the stores my

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whole life, and I have never
tried it. Is it? It's called

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from our swell friends at Nestley.
Oh, it's called chunky, Chunky chunky,

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just just chunk chunky. In it
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with peanuts and brace yourself, tab
raisins, raisins. I know, but

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this is what the exploration's all about. Sometimes got to take the good with

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the bad. And how do we
know this isn't going to just be something

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that just blows our minds? I
guess I just thought that raisin. It's

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had the market cornered on raisins and
chocolate. I suppose. Now let me

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tell you this chunky. Let me
give you a little mental exercise. It

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might help this whole thing go smoother. Okay, I'm gonna put two words

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together. Tell me if they if
they sound good, raising brand, lose,

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lose. But it's delicious. It's
one of my favorite breakfasts. You're

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right. If I read it on
a menua, i'd never order. You

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always put it in perspective that I
can understand, Betty. So that's what

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we have today, So without further
ado, I cannot wait to try.

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I want to know what this Hershey's
air chocolate is. I'm just afraid that

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I'm gonna bite into it and then
it's gonna be done. If it blasts

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my teeth out of my head with
some sort of air pressure explosion, I

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will be furious, does it,
and I will destroy everything within my grasp.

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Does it have a rating on it? Like ps? I like,

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I'm looking, I'm reading. I'm
trying to read it now. It just

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has all that gobbledegook with numbers and
percentages. I hate. I don't ever

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look at that. I mean neither. I mean, who can make heads

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or tails of that? None of
us came. All right, let's divvy

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this up. I'm divvying it right
now. You can hear that rapper crackling

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there. You it's a little melting
because it's so warm. I can see,

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I can see, Oh, I
see. It's like chocolate foam.

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It's like eating styrofoam, but it's
chocolate. All of our listeners tell us

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how much they enjoy listening to us
enjoy sweets. Well, get so many

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emails about how much they enjoy hearing
us chew just tastes like chocolate if it

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were peanut butter. It's just true. You are right. It tastes like

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sticky your chocolate in your mail.
It's like a chocolate marshmallow that doesn't taste

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like marshmallow at all. It tastes
like chocolate. Now I'm surprising how much

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that compresses down in your mouth.
And so now usually we saved this for

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a little while, but it's time, Tabitha, for me to tempt you

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already, yeah, right off the
bat, all right, look out.

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You never know where I'm gonna come
at you, I guess can't. Temptation

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can come out of nowhere, and
so can Betty ever salt. So I'm

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gonna hand you because good news at
Pigley Dog they had Hershey's air to lights

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two for one deal free chocolate.
Yes, please please, I'd like you

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to shove this whole thing in your
mouth. What yep, here you go,

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all of it, the entirety of
it. All right. I think

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it's cute that you thought about it
for a second, as though you had

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a choice. That's adorable. So
it says the Hershey's milk chocolate you love,

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gently blended for a light airy texture
that melts effortlessly in your mouth.

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Well, we're gonna we're gonna put
that to the test because I suspect there's

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gonna be some effort involved. Just
shove it in your mouth. Tab,

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Okay, here we go, don't
drop it. That's expensive free chocolate.

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Look at her go. You know
sometimes I go to the zoo and I

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bring bring crackers for the giraffe and
they got that long purple tongue and just

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slack just snatches it right out of
my hand. And I'd like to believe

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if I had a chocolate bar in
your your mouth, your tongue would come

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out and grab it like a cartoon
shape, like a little hand. What

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do you think, Tab, do
you think your tongue could be prehndsile for

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chocolate? I can't think. Also
a cat's crew? Well is it?

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Is it melting effortlessly in your mouth? It is delicious, though, I

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mean I just tried it myself.
Come up with the bust challenges, Well

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they're temptations and so you know,
and just think about this next time.

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You're like, maybe I'll have a
whole loaf of cheesebread before I go to

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bed. No, No, I
won't do that. I love cheesebread,

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though. Oh you know what,
I wish we could have that on the

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podcast, but I'm afraid it's not
cheesebread chat, it's candy chat. Oh

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okay, Well, once again,
Tabitha, you prove yourself stronger than candy.

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Candy won't beat me. I won't
let it. You're sweating a lot

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all the sudden, Tabitha, are
you okay? I'm fun. Let's just

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keep going. Okay. I think
the aeration helped me a lot. Oh,

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I can't imagine if you just shoved
a solid chocolate bar that big in

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your mouth. Oh my goodness,
what a problem that would be. I

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gotta get I gotta get that chocolate. The ran down but China using that

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giraffe tongue of yours. Well,
let's not lose any time. I do

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have to say my eyes. Well, you just thought you just did three

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rounds with the champ and you're the
winner. I wish I had a belt

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with donuts on to it I could
give you, which I had a napkin.

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So now moving on, it's time
to try cad berries, dairy milk

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with caramel, dairy malk. Good. Here's a big old chunk for you.

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I was seeing you just ate the
square. I just put like five

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of them in my mouth at once. I like eating it very symmetrically.

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I'll square at a time, or
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is very gooey, and it makes
it difficult to chew, and it is

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all up in my bridge work.
My dnchers are getting stressed right now.

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No one said it was gonna be
easy, tab, but we must persevere.

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It's good. It's got a nice
soft sweetness to it. It's a

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good shoe. You know. If
we had more time in the podcast,

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I'd like to let this sit and
simmer in my mouth. I just can't.

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We just we gotta chew it.
We gotta chew through on this one.

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We've got business to do now.
By means up palate cleanser, because

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I don't want to do all of
our cadberries at once. What say we

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try chunky next? You are terrible? Well, I'm just I'm telling you.

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When when you're on the Choco trains, are either on the trainer,

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you're on the tracks. You're right. I can't believe how much I'm sweating

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this episode. I think that I
think that you might be in actual medical

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distress. No, I'm okay.
Let's let's dive into this chunky mess.

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All right, Chunky, Look out
here comes Tabitha and Betty. I haven't

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seen this thing before. You've seen
it. I've grown up with it,

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and I've avoided it because of the
raisins. Here's your giant chunk. Clean

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your fingers with your mouth. That's
what I did, and now I'm handing

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you. That's okay. We're like
sisters now. First thing that I noticed

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with Chunky is a pungent chocolate.
This is like the stinky cheese of chocolates.

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Yeah, it better be GOODA,
you are wicked. All right.

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Look out here comes Chunky. All
right, chocolate and raisins together again.

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I'm getting sort of a pop corny
flavor, like I feel like I'm watching

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Bridges of Madison County right now.
Oh my goodness, it is pungent and

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unpleasant. You remember that time I
fell asleep on the park bench and I

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woke up with that hobo's foot in
my mouth. This is like that,

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really, you know, I'm not
getting too much of the raisin in there.

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I'm getting a lot of the peanut, which is good. With chocolate.

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I'm just getting raising vapor. Maybe
you just got all raisin on your

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half and I just got all peanut
on mine. I suppose I'm just lucky,

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she said sarcastically. That isn't good. They need to check their equipment

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or something, because they're mixing.
Isn't just right. Well, when you

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call it chunky, it should be
a regular with large pieces of everything you're

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advertising. And I'm not seeing that. M It does have a soft sweetness

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to it, kind of like that
caramel bar. Well, it's because it's

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like a million degrees in this in
this garage, and everything's gonna be soft.

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Oh, I do not care for
chunky. I would not feed this

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to a hobo with a foot fetish. If it got warm enough, i'd

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probably eat it, But if I
hadn't my choice, I probably wouldn't.

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I'm gonna put this down as an
ever saw pass all right now to clean

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my fingers. We get so many
letters and emails. People love how into

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this we are. They love that
we just draw them into every aspect of

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enjoying candy. Now I'm gonna have
to take a time out to get a

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paper towel because I am sweating from
all this chock. You would be these

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if you got me one as well. Okay, thank you tab Well.

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Right now that we're all cleaned up
and ready for our last go around on

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this chocolate merry go round, I'm
riding the line of chocolate. It's time

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for Cadberry dairy milk, the horse
roast almond. Oh. I love the

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sea horse. It's whimsical. When
would you ever get to ride a sea

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horse? And real life? Never? But I want a chocolate mirror around.

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There you go, dab, there's
where's the chocolate for you? I

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noticed that that our chocolate selection is
getting smaller and smaller. Yeah, it's

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because I can eat very little chocolate
by the time we're done with this,

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because we've just been eating chocolate for
a long time. M roast almond.

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Mm. Now, if we had
time, I just have the chocolate my

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mouth and let it all melt and
just kind of sieve out with my tongues

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that almonds and then eating them separately
to see how the flavor profile works out.

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We don't have time for that.
It's a more mature flavor than a

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similar offering from Hershey, I'll say
that it's kind of like a cave flavor.

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Like with chunky you get like hole
in the ground, real narrow flavor.

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With this one, the roast almond, it opens up your taste buds

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a lot. Feels like your mouth
is just a big old cave and this

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flavor is just flowing through it.
At the bot it's just a It's a

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rich, voluminous flavor. Voluminous.
You went to college with junior college six

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weeks. It was difficult. You
know, if I had my choice,

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I probably wouldn't take chocolate with any
kind of nut in it. Oh.

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Really, I like straight up chocolate. I enjoy the variety of having nuts

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and chocolate. You got the smooth, rich, smooth, smoothy chocolate and

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then you've got crunchy nuts, and
I just enjoy that combination. I can

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see your point. But what I
like is that smooth salted caramel taste.

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Oh I understand if you ever had
a salted caramel. That's something new that

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fancy people are eating. And I
tried it once at a fair and it

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was delicious. See salt, it's
crunchy salt that put on top and it

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is a delight. See. I
can't do that. It messes up my

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Dentcheres. I was just gonna say, it's a murder on my bridge work,

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which is why I do not purchase
it. I would like to.

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I'm very curious, but oh my
goodness. So I guess let's just look

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back on what we have done this
evening. We started with Hershey's Air Delights.

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I considered it to be a monument
to waste of time. Oh wow,

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I mean that's kind of harsh.
Well, I mean I thought it

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was good. It was just a
little chewier than regular Hershey's. I mean,

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if I'm gonna eat chocolate, I'll
eat chocolate. But putting air and

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chocolate don't make it different. It's
just still chocolate. You're right, I

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feel like our victim of marketing.
If we had more time, I think

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we would enjoyed it a lot better. That's true. But I'll tell you

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what I enjoyed watching you wolf down
a whole bar at once and try to

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get through it with your dignity intact, which you did. Oh yeah,

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I hope you enjoyed it because somebody
had to remember when the chocolate was running

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down your chin. I let's move
on to the next one. We'll just

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call that an Indian burial ground issue. Moving on to Cadbury's caramel, I

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just thought it was delicious. The
caramel had an interesting consistency, not too

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firm, not too soft, but
it really had a nice salty flavor to

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it. If you chew on it
now, it still works for you.

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I think they're designed to let it
sit and just melt in your mouth,

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but if you chew on it,
it still works. So it's a it's

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a double threat. When whatever your
personal style of eating is, whether you

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just put food in your mouth and
leave it there until it's gone soak,

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or you actually use your teeth and
just mush it into a pull, Well

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this you'll get paid. Either way, You're gonna just will you'll enjoy it.

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Now, I'm afraid I have to
turn a little negative Nancy on this

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because it's time to talk about Chunky, the judgment of Chunky. There's a

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reason why my life, my soul
has told me to avoid this treat,

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because it is a large block of
chocolate. Why on earth would I walk

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away from it? How on earth
could I rectify in my own mind the

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thought that I regularly deny it?
And tonight I found out why, Because

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deep in my heart. I knew
it was terrible, oh stinky chocolate.

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See, I didn't have that bad
of an experience with it, probably because

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I got a lot of nuts in
there. I would wish that I could

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have lived in your world. It
would have been like a mister goodbar.

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Now you would. You would have
gotten tired from the moving. See.

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I didn't get a lot of raisins
in it. I got a lot of

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nuts, and it was a real
soft, soft flavor, real soft,

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sweet, sweet flavor. But I
think if i'd have gotten a lot of

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raisins in there, yeah, I
probably would have put it in the old

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let's leave it at the store bucket. Oh. Absolutely, this is a

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total path. This is a this
is an ever saw. No thank you

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because I can tell you one reason, and that reason's raisins. Raisin reason,

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m m. They don't belong in
candy. They don't belong in cookies.

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Quick trying to sneak him into me
because I don't like it. I

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don't like to have to be a
goalie about cookies. I don't like to

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perform surgery on baked goods. So
please stop cooking with raisins everyone. I

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will agree with your message Betty,
thank you, I thank you for bringing

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it to everybody's attention. That was
just, that's just, that's just one

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woman trying to make a difference for
everybody because we are held captives by the

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horrible people who keep trying to put
to put raisins and eat goods and candies,

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raisin pirates. They don't like I
like to think that I'm I'm hold

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up in the bottom of ship that's
captain by a raisin captain and he is

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he's just got a cutlass. He's
got a cutlass that's saying nope, you

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are gonna eat dried, old,
withered up fruit and got a tear it

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on his shoulder to keep saying cake, fruitcake. I hate that pirate.

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I hate him too. And you
know what, we escape tonight, tonight

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we escape. And I would write
my congressman, but you know, the

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raisin lobby is so powerful they'll just
they'll just crush it and they'll probably come

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to my house. They have so
much money you couldn't even hope to change

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any of that. Well, moving
on to a finally we can end on

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a sweet note. Cadberry's milk chocolate
with roast almonds. It just seems so

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much classier to say it that way. Roast almonds. That d just makes

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it sound like something dirty people do. Yeah, you know you have to

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make it pause in your breath when
you say roast almonds. And you know

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what, it gives it the importance
it's due. It is a rich,

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complex, earthy, cave like flavor. And it doesn't think like grim death

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and raisins. Nope, so doesn't
doesn't feel like you've been holed up in

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some bottom of a ship getting disease
and scurvis and you're free to explore and

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spelunk all you want. It's wonderful. So I'll say for this episode,

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my favorite, hands down is going
to be the Cadberry roast almonds. Betty,

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I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have
to go with the Cadberry caramel.

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Well, you know what, they
are kissing cousins and looks like we're one

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of the family, all right.
Second up would probably be the Hershey's errated

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m I understand it. It's delicious
Hershey's chocolate. I'll I'll never turn my

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back on Hershey's chocolate. But there's
just no reason to go through all the

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hullabaloo of putting little bubbles in it? Why why? I mean, I

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swanny. You don't need bubbles in
chocolate for it to be good. What

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if the air with flavored and you
would get carmel or with a delicious aroma

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of cherry. So there's no cherry
flavoring, but there's cherry scented air.

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Because, as we both know,
your old factories, that's your smellers.

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Your old factories are a big portion
of how you taste. So why put

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just regular air in when you could
put hibiscus? Oh how exotic would that

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be? Goodness? I don't know. I would be too scared to try,

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Betty. Dear mister Hershey, we're
just waiting here for you to offer

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us jobs. Oh Miami, I
would like some aerated caramel flavor. Oh

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my goodness, that would just be
so delicious. Well, I will tell

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you what. I am starting to
get a screaming headache from all of the

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sugar in my blood. Well that's
too bad. Yeah, that's I probably

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got twice as much as you because
I eat a whole chocolate bar. Well,

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it's my fault for tempting you,
you know what. I am up

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to the challenge, though, every
single time every time. I am just

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so impressed by you. Tab Well, I do my best. Well,

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thank you once again for joining us
on this amazing culinary adventure. We didn't

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even have to say that Chunky is
third on the list. At least the

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Chunky shall never come into my house
again. I will slam the door in

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its face like it was a Mormon. No, thanks Chunky well for this

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episode of a candy chat. I
have, I Tabitha Hutchinson, and I

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have as always Betty, ever Saul, thank you for joining us. Please

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continue to send us your emails,
your questions, your concerns, and if

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there's a candy that you've had on
your mind for a while, won't you

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let us know Maybe we'd like to
explore that with you now, you all,

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you all be good to each other, all right, God bless,

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God bless. Goodbye, bye bye