It's time for a short but it's back p ms before the show podcast.
I mean short because you guys go on the end of a few minutes.
Well, it's never really that long. I mean, you know, short
compared to what your legs in that picture when the fu Yeah it was a
bad angle app Okay, yeah, everybody people talking, but the way that
you've been living. So here's the deal. We like doing that before Well
I'm not saying no one's saying we like it, but doing this before the
show podcast is important because there's been a lot less content on The Petris and
Money Show this week because the shows have been short. Now, tomorrow's show,
which would be Thursday, May twenty five, will be a full four
hour show. We have had a lot of short shows and Tim likes to
check the podcast numbers and flex his muscles that the before the show podcast is
getting more likes or whatever or more downloads than other podcasts so to speak,
like full fled shows. Kates, and it's understandable he's producer, you know,
Kates gets boning and understandable that Kates gets bonused on pad podcast downloads.
The better job he does, the more money he makes. It's like walking,
and it's like walking. Listen, Matt, it's like walking into a
needle at halftime at USC Kates can't walking into the building without getting slapped with
a bonus. We got one for you. Here's some money, Kates,
here's some money. I want your daughters. She don't gotta work in no
factory. Yeah, maybe you don't got to work in no factory. It's
not a straight check that is cut to Kate's. But my understanding is you
get entered into a drawing where you can win a lottery of sorts. Yeah,
like you could win a prize that was provided to one of the fms
like a year or two ago, Like, hey, you get X number
of downloads, you got a chance to win something. So, Matt,
are we talking like like a ten thousand dollars gift card or something like that,
something that you bring us at least ten thousand dollars worth of business.
Okay, we will enter you into an opportunity to win a one hundred dollars
gift card to Amazon dot Com. It's that kind of arrangement. Yeah,
that doesn't sound That sounds like I'm getting nailed by the kid a little bit.
I mean that you know what I mean that times I heard you wrong.
I believe you told me if I brought you ten thousand dollars of business,
I might win one hundred dollars. That we're referencing something that happened at
the company. It was like some kind of award for salespeople. And I
believe even when they set it up there on stage, there was a very
weak smattering of a plug. I think it was not well to see.
And then the very back of the theater, what the fuck it was talked
about that day on the air. There's no doubt. There's no doubt about
it. And they, you know, they've continued to beat our cheeks things
like that over the last few months. But but yeah, Tim gets a
bonus when the before the show podcast, don't you Tim or something? You
get? No, no, But they did ask for suggestions last month,
and the best four suggestions are gonna get gift cards for their their prize.
What suggestions. I guess they didn't like my suggestions. Hey, all your
asses need to come back to work five days a week, all right,
yeah, yeah, good in the office, lazy asses freaks. And then
my other suggestion was for all those people who actually came in during COVID and
sacrifice their lives and their family members lives by leaving their homes and working every
day. All those people like us, they came in every day. We
should have to park on P two ever, all right, never ye with
you on that case. I'm with you. I was on P two yesterday.
What the what is this? Yeah, okay, it's let it out,
sealthy. Did you watch the healthy exercise take? I have to go
past through the tanks and the different checkpoints that I had to go through the
National Guard with my emergency card in my letter. You have to walk past
where that lady pooped all over the place. Oh yeah, that's right.
Every day we had to go past those checkpoints, guys, just to get
the way to drive those freeways with those challengers and those chargers going two hundred
miles an hour, risking our lives during COVID. Don Martin told each of
us soon the National Guard's gonna move in. They're gonna come upon the area
and moving slowly like a noose. You will need this identification card, my
man, in order to get past their blockade. You will need this.
This will be your key to freedom, all right, do not lose it.
The iHeart Media Special plastic Card of Freedom. I still have the emergency
card I remember a critical operations employees of one of the low points of my
life. Shannon Farren posted a picture of it on her Instagram, and I
sent her a text like, Hey, I don't think you should post that
up online. Someone could copy it, and she wrote back, you fucking
idiot. It's a dumb ass thing that I Heart made. It's not a
government document, have you. Oh guys, the show's about to start here.
We gotta go. Oh crap, we gotta go. All right,
see on the other side,