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It's time for a short but it's
back p ms before the show podcast.

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I mean short because you guys go
on the end of a few minutes.

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Well, it's never really that long. I mean, you know, short

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compared to what your legs in that
picture when the fu Yeah it was a

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bad angle app Okay, yeah,
everybody people talking, but the way that

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you've been living. So here's the
deal. We like doing that before Well

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I'm not saying no one's saying we
like it, but doing this before the

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show podcast is important because there's been
a lot less content on The Petris and

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Money Show this week because the shows
have been short. Now, tomorrow's show,

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which would be Thursday, May twenty
five, will be a full four

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hour show. We have had a
lot of short shows and Tim likes to

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check the podcast numbers and flex his
muscles that the before the show podcast is

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getting more likes or whatever or more
downloads than other podcasts so to speak,

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like full fled shows. Kates,
and it's understandable he's producer, you know,

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Kates gets boning and understandable that Kates
gets bonused on pad podcast downloads.

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The better job he does, the
more money he makes. It's like walking,

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and it's like walking. Listen,
Matt, it's like walking into a

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needle at halftime at USC Kates can't
walking into the building without getting slapped with

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a bonus. We got one for
you. Here's some money, Kates,

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here's some money. I want your
daughters. She don't gotta work in no

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factory. Yeah, maybe you don't
got to work in no factory. It's

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not a straight check that is cut
to Kate's. But my understanding is you

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get entered into a drawing where you
can win a lottery of sorts. Yeah,

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like you could win a prize that
was provided to one of the fms

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like a year or two ago,
Like, hey, you get X number

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of downloads, you got a chance
to win something. So, Matt,

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are we talking like like a ten
thousand dollars gift card or something like that,

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something that you bring us at least
ten thousand dollars worth of business.

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Okay, we will enter you into
an opportunity to win a one hundred dollars

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gift card to Amazon dot Com.
It's that kind of arrangement. Yeah,

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that doesn't sound That sounds like I'm
getting nailed by the kid a little bit.

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I mean that you know what I
mean that times I heard you wrong.

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I believe you told me if I
brought you ten thousand dollars of business,

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I might win one hundred dollars.
That we're referencing something that happened at

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the company. It was like some
kind of award for salespeople. And I

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believe even when they set it up
there on stage, there was a very

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weak smattering of a plug. I
think it was not well to see.

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And then the very back of the
theater, what the fuck it was talked

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about that day on the air.
There's no doubt. There's no doubt about

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it. And they, you know, they've continued to beat our cheeks things

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like that over the last few months. But but yeah, Tim gets a

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bonus when the before the show podcast, don't you Tim or something? You

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get? No, no, But
they did ask for suggestions last month,

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and the best four suggestions are gonna
get gift cards for their their prize.

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What suggestions. I guess they didn't
like my suggestions. Hey, all your

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asses need to come back to work
five days a week, all right,

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yeah, yeah, good in the
office, lazy asses freaks. And then

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my other suggestion was for all those
people who actually came in during COVID and

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sacrifice their lives and their family members
lives by leaving their homes and working every

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day. All those people like us, they came in every day. We

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should have to park on P two
ever, all right, never ye with

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you on that case. I'm with
you. I was on P two yesterday.

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What the what is this? Yeah, okay, it's let it out,

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sealthy. Did you watch the healthy
exercise take? I have to go

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past through the tanks and the different
checkpoints that I had to go through the

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National Guard with my emergency card in
my letter. You have to walk past

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where that lady pooped all over the
place. Oh yeah, that's right.

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Every day we had to go past
those checkpoints, guys, just to get

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the way to drive those freeways with
those challengers and those chargers going two hundred

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miles an hour, risking our lives
during COVID. Don Martin told each of

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us soon the National Guard's gonna move
in. They're gonna come upon the area

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and moving slowly like a noose.
You will need this identification card, my

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man, in order to get past
their blockade. You will need this.

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This will be your key to freedom, all right, do not lose it.

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The iHeart Media Special plastic Card of
Freedom. I still have the emergency

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card I remember a critical operations employees
of one of the low points of my

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life. Shannon Farren posted a picture
of it on her Instagram, and I

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sent her a text like, Hey, I don't think you should post that

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up online. Someone could copy it, and she wrote back, you fucking

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idiot. It's a dumb ass thing
that I Heart made. It's not a

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government document, have you. Oh
guys, the show's about to start here.

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We gotta go. Oh crap,
we gotta go. All right,

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see on the other side,