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Do you ever get emails that say, hey, we saw your profile and

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we want to collaborate with you and
we want to send you a free watch

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or some crap like that. Yeap, do you ever get those that?

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Yeah, they want they do because
they want your influence to basically sell their

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product, and all they're giving in
exchange is their crop product. Okay.

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The reason I bring it up is
because we just got one. It says

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let men find it. It says
Hello, my name is Audrey, influencer

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marketing manager for Wish. We recently
stumbled upon your profile, and let me

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tell you we are genuinely impressed by
the community you built in the content you

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produce. I think you'd be a
great fit for wishes creator program. Wish

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is an affordable shopping app that is
anything but ordinary. And then they go

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on to talk about it and how
we can earn money and whatever, and

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to me, it just looks like
a mass spammy email. It is case

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right there, Like I looked at
your profile and I thought, like,

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tell me something about my profile.
Then if you liked it so much,

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well, my profile is crap.
I mean I don't do that. Well,

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I mean, well I did.
I will say I made a funny

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post on Instagram last night where I
scared Susan. If you haven't seen it

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yet, pause this podcast, go
to my Instagram Dave Ryan katiewb look at

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my reel and I'm telling Susan there
are stink bugs on the door, and

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she comes over to look, and
then there's the funny part and the wish

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ladies saw that. Yes apparently sent
you that message if you if you now,

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if you're back, if you pause
and come back, or maybe you

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never left. So basically I found
something online, I think on Instagram where

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it is a face that looks like
it's peeping into your window because it's got

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his hands up to his face,
and I stuck it with a suction cup

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on the outside of the door,
and then I called Susan over. She

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didn't really react the way that I
wanted her to have, very low key

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reaction. I feel like you needed
to just set up a camera and get

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her genuine reaction without you setting it
up, because she knows, she knows

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you too well. She knows you're
trying to mess with her. So but

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you know, how long are you
gonna have to wait for that genuine reaction

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to come in right, not worth
the time. Well, here's what I

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have planned today. When she's doing
something like, you know, on her

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computer, something facing the other way, I'm going to come up behind her.

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I'm going to fire a shotgun.
Yes, all right, here we

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go. Good morning to the best
Twin Cities Morning Crew. Oh apparently we

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got somebody else's email. A couple
of questions for Dave. Have you met

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radio personality Delilah? And curious if
she's as charming in person as she seems

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on the radio. Delilah does like
the Love Songs dedication. She's on all

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the light rock stations on too,
Which is she was on when I was

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a kid? I think, yeah, she's been on forever you But yeah,

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right, she's been on a very
long time. She's very successful,

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syndicated all over the country. I've
never met her. I'm sure she's wonderful.

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I think she has a bunch of
kids, and I don't really know

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much about her. So hey,
I had a picture of her in my

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brain, But I had a picture
of you in my brain, and you

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don't look like Oh. I've never
looked her up. Do you know what?

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I don't either. I have no
idea. Do you know what she

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looks like. I think she's average
looking, Okay, I mean she's older

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now, she's probably fifty five to
sixty years old. I think she's attractive,

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but not like you know, like
Jenny attractive. You know, she's

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hot, but not Jenny hot.
Well, I mean that's not now.

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I feel like she's hideous because that's
not like a high standard. Also,

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your honest opinion on The Bob and
Tom Morning Show. Have you met members

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of that show? They are again, very very successful. They're a show

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out of Indianapolis. I remember they've
been on for many, many years.

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They're very successful. I'm surprised they're
still on. They're a syndicated rock station

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radio show. But they don't play
any music. I remember I stole one

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of their parody songs when I was
about twenty five years old, and I

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played it. I've read it it
myself, and I played it in Columbus,

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Ohio. I don't really steal stuff, but I stole that and they

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found out about it, and they
wrote me a letter and they said please

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don't. And I'm totally respectful.
I'm like, oh shit, they caught

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me, ye, so I did
not With all your ears in radio was

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wondering how much crossover occurs. If
you ever have any chances to meet others

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in your field across the country.
It's like, you're best in radio,

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bestI in radio. Well, they're
like there's several I mean I know almost

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everybody, but I don't know them
personally, know of them. I mean

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everybody from Elvis Duran. If we
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stop and talk and have coffee.
Mojo is a buddy of mine, you

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know, Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones was a

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just a regular radio DJ when I
started here. Then he did a morning

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show in Austin, and I remember
his boss came to me and said,

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yeah, you know, they're kind
of loose cannons, They're kind of all

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over the place. They're really really
good. How do I get them to

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be more focused? And I don't
remember what the answer was, but Bobby

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bones Is once asked me how to
make Bobby more focused? Interesting? But

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Bobby is a genius, genius marketer. He took just a regular radio show

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and turned it into an empire.
Yeah so yeah, big enough to be

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on Dancing with the Stars next,
What are you going on? I would

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not want to be on Dancing with
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ask me. It would be the
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not because he has the necessary talent. They've always got someone who has a

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talent like a dance background, like
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going to for sure do well.
And then they have like Jerry Springer and

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David the Jerry Springer of the show. Right, thank you so much for

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keeping us entertained, dart Lick,
have a great day from b Thank you

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loved that email. We got some
really good emails today. Let's go to

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this one, Dave Jenny Drake.
I'm a big fan of the show,

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love listening every day, says Savannah. I love that name. A longtime

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War of the Roses fan. To
keep this short, where is Nick the

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Stoner now? Has anybody followed up
with him? Thanks for all your doing

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and being my everyday entertainment. Nick
the Stoner was recorded on War of the

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Roses close to fifteen years ago.
Yeah before Fallon was here and she got

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here in twenty twelve. I don't
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Stoner. I never heard from his
girlfriend Wet Wet. I have no idea

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what happened to Nick the Stoner,
but people ask that once in a while,

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is he still out there? I
don't. Probably likely he's still out

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there as a person. He probably
thinks he's so famous too, the amount

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of times that we've played that Wore
the Roses. It'd be funny if one

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day, so there's like kids who
got famous on Vine, and then all

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of a sudden they start getting famous
on TikTok and it's like, this is

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how you know me from before?
Why this is funny from Vine? And

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so we see miss Stoner like playing
his eyes Wore the Roses on TikTok all

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of a sudden and he's just like, oh man, how did this?

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How did this start playing? Oops? Oh well, since it's playing,

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let me tell you more about it. If you have any idea where Nick

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the Stoner is, or who he
is, or what he's doing now or

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his ex girlfriend wet wet, let
us know. Maybe they're married and have

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kids and maybe a little happily ever
after. For that, Lynn writes in

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and says Dave Jenny Drake, first
time contributor, Dave, you said you

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used to journal and thought your children
might enjoy reading them someday. It made

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me want to share this with you. I grew up on the North Store

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of Minnesota, moved out of state
to Colorado after college. My mom would

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write me several letters a week and
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moved back to Minnesota. She loved
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I would often save a letter that
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were very close, and when she
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I was devastated. I was thankful
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years to have his keepsakes. Several
months after her passing, my brother gave

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me a box they found among her
personal items. Oh boy, this is

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gonna get good. Inside every single
letter, Birthday card, Mother's Day card,

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and Chris miss card. Inside this
box every one of those that I

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had ever sent to her she saved. She even saved letters I had written

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to her when I was a kid
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I missed my cat. Wow.
Needless to say, I broke down crying,

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realizing, oh my gosh, I'm
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much my letters must have meant to
her. I hope you save your journals

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for your kids, Dave, something
so simple could mean the world to them

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someday. PS. Hope this wasn't
too long, Daddy Bear, dart Lick

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dart lick, and thanks for all
you do. Lynn, a loyal listener

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all these years. Wow, I
don't know. If you don't have kids,

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it's hard to explain. I'm gonna
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your kids and how much they mean
to you. Neither of you two have

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kids. I encourage both to have
kids because number one, it's good radio

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content. Sure yeah, I mean
everything from the pregnancy to the you know

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the listen. If I get pregnant, I am leaning into them. I'm

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gonna be like, guys, I
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in the bathroom all morning. Really, I'm just scrolling on Instagram on the

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toilet like I'm gonna lean in and
you're gonna be like, God, wonder

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is she gonna have this baby?
No kidding anyway, No, it is.

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If you're a parent, you know
exactly what I'm talking about. We

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have things from Carson his artwork when
he was a kid. We actually had

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to throw all of it away,
but we went to one of those archiver's

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places or whatever where they take pictures
and make a book. Yeah, but

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we kept some of it. But
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They're so precious and like your regular
family. My uncle died last December,

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and I still have like Christmas cards
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I'm so glad that I kept them, because I keep every card that anyone

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ever sends me. I do too. Yeah, well, for the most

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part, I have all my Morning
Show birthday cards. I have all my

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cards for my boyfriend, my mom. My mom sent me a congratulations when

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I got like my Gracie Award,
and it was a very simple card,

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but I kept it because I thought
it was very kind of her to do

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that. But yeah, I keep
all that. Thah, you I got

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letters from I think my first boyfriend
in like seventh grade would write me letters.

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And when we like broke up after
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I was like, I'm gonna throw
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over. And my mom was like, don't throw them out, You're gonna

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need Oh that is very sweet.
Yeah. I got to read this email

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because it is somebody who said,
let me find it really quick. Here,

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Sarah Becker says, I was listening
to a podcast today. They said

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Dartmouth, as in the college Dartmouth. Yeah, all I heard was dart

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lick, and I thought of you, and I had to send a message.

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That is all thanks for always brightening
my day, That is, Sarah.

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You understand dart lick, don't you? Bailey? No, you keep

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saying it, and I think it
must be a thing, And now I

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feel like a douche that I don't
know it. No, you don't don't

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feel that way. Dave is filthy
that and you shouldn't know what it means.

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I mean, I know what the
daddy thing means, but I don't

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know what dart lick. You are
so innocent? Is darkling? Is that

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like a like a thing? It's
something we made up? You made it

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up. Then of course I'm not
gonna know it. Yeah, well why

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why would you? But you're a
good sport to play along? And like

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chuckle when we say dart lit,
do you want to let me ask you

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this one? It's filthy? Do
you want to know what it is?

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Sure? If you don't want to
know what it is? When they said

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Daddy, dart Lick, and dart
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are dart licks. No, no, no, no, it's worse than

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you think. Okay, okay,
then you can tell me. I'm just

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not going to look at you when
you tell me, I'm gonna hide.

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Tell me you're okay. I don't
want to call for HR. You are

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now an actual employee, so but
still you're a human and I respect you

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and I care about you. Tell
me what it is. I don't like

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you that much, but I care, you know, like they would care

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about anyway. So okay, here
we go. You ready. Yes,

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it came up on the show three
or four years ago eating ass, and

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Steve said, Steve looked at me
and he goes, eating ass. How

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do you eat ass? Anyway?
And I said, I don't know.

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Dart lick, dart lick. Yeah. Yeah, And so that's how it

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started. And so people started laughing, and then they would sign their emails

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dart Lick, dart Lick. We
even sold the shirt at the State Fair

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this year that said dart lick.
It sold out. It didn't it sold

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out? Okay, I didn't see
that at the fair, but that if

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it's sold out, I guess,
yeah, So it is the ultimate inside

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joke. I guess so. Yeah. And also just to clarify, you

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said you talked about it on the
show. This was on the Minnesota Box.

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Yeah, it was very much a
filthy NSFW podcast episode that just has

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carried on for probably what we were
going on like four years since you brought

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Dart leg up, maybe five group
of people. Yeah. But you know

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what's funny is that people have embraced
it, because even like Lynn who wrote

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in a little while ago. I've
met Lynn and she is a wonderful,

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not a nasty, vulgar person,
but even she has embraced Sorry, well

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now I've got it. Any time
I sign an email, yeah, I

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can startlett all right, next one, he would go, oh, we

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asked about this yesterday and hypnotism and
that type of thing. Heard you talking

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about hypnotists on the Minnesota Goodbye.
I thought I would share my experience,

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my only experience with one my freshman
year in college. I typed out which

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college I went to. Then I
deleted it because Davis taught me how to

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tell a good story well, in
the effect that it doesn't matter where you

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went to college, but you know, some details are fine. Yeah.

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Anyways, they had a welcome back
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They picked twelve students to be hypnotized. Part of the whole bit was that

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they were all horseback riders and they
had to name a horse and ride him

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or her in the race. The
second girl in line named her horse my

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face. I thought that this was
odd, but okay, they bring all

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the horse back riders to the start
line and they're off. It only made

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it sent. It only made sense
when this girl started yelling the top of

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her lungs, my face, my
face, Come on, my face,

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come on, my face. Okay, bold move not this. Everyone had

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those hypnotists at their school, because
I remember they had them at mine as

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well. And one guy, like
a jock kind of dude. He ended

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up being hypnotized and saying the entire
Miley Cyrus the climb, and he looked

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like a dude who wouldn't know the
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He was rolling on the floor.
Everyone was like laughing, and I

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think he could have pulled it off
and faked it. I don't know,

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because I've never been hypnotized and that
was the only time I've ever seen it,

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but like they always come to a
college town. Yeah, so yeah,

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I've seen it at my high school
too. We had one at ur

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like the senior night party, you
know. Yeah, yeah, we had

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one. We've done a hypnotist many
times and people like it. Have you

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been hypnotized? No. I talked
about it in the show yesterday. I

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said, I to hypnotism for my
belly belly pain because I've tried everything for

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my belly pain, and yesterday it
was really bothering me. Today it's a

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little bit better. Yeah, And
I said I went to a hypnotist,

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and I said I basically faked it
and pretended that I was hypnotized in her

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chair in her office. Yeah,
And because I would have felt awkward to

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not be hypnotized and say this isn't
working. Yeah, I feel like i'd

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do the same Like when people believe
it, Yeah, I'd be like,

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well, I'm not going to believe
it, so it's not going to work

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for me because I'm not a believer, I guess. So Yeah, I

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feel like I would probably end up
doing the same thing, just so why

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I wouldn't make her feel bad.
Yeah, it didn't work all right.

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Last one for now. Staff writer
Kelly writes in, By the way,

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the staff writer stickers are not in
yet. I need to talk to Susan

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and find out when they're coming in
because we want to get Dave Ryan show

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Minnesota Goodbye staff writers to send to
anybody whose email we read on the show,

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because basically the Minnesota Goodbye is all
about your emails. You're a staff

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writer. Yeah, I don't know
why they haven't come in yet, but

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they will soon. Dave wanted to
reach out and sincerely thank you. I

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wrote in a while back for the
Minnesota Goodbye, telling you about my podcast

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that i'd do with my son on
Our Best Behavior. You read this on

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your podcast, and I received so
many downloads after you mentioned us, and

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have continued to do well. Thank
you so much. You've been inspired me

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since junior high, and I'm thankful
to still listen to your iconic voice every

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day. Oh that's very sweet.
I love you and your show. XO,

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staff writer Kelly. That is it
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