WEBVTT 1 00:00:40.399 --> 00:00:44.600 Hello, Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much 2 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:47.439 for watching on YouTube if you're watching right now, so thank you so much 3 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:51.280 for watching on Instagram if you're watching right now. And Eric wants to wave 4 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:55.520 at everybody who's waving, but I'm not letting him because the watch watch what 5 00:00:55.600 --> 00:01:00.920 happens. That's annoying. It's like right over my mic. It's right comes 6 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.399 right through the screen. This is what we look like on YouTube. But 7 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:07.400 I'm touching so exactly. Don't you like that? Not really, it's too 8 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:12.439 hot too. I'm like, clammy, right now you are. But we 9 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:17.400 have Okay, it's very exciting. I feel super high tech because we have 10 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:21.760 a monitor in front of our computer right now. You shouldn't feel that high 11 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:23.159 tech. It's like twenty year old. I know, I know, And 12 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:29.159 thank you for finding the very special plug that I could not find for the 13 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:34.000 life of I had to call nineteen ninety five together four l This monitor is 14 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:36.920 so old, but we have one, and now we can see what you 15 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:41.719 see on YouTube. And if you are on Instagram, I would suggest maybe 16 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:46.359 in a minute, hopping over to YouTube because we have a couple videos that 17 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.719 we really want you to see. And you will be able to see them 18 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:52.840 on Instagram, but you will be able to see them on YouTube. And 19 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.159 you do not want to miss these now you don't. First and foremost, 20 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:02.120 we are having a party and tickets are now on sale. It's the Laura 21 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:08.159 Kane After Dark four year Anniversary Party at Urban Mos. It's August seventeenth, 22 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:14.199 it's at six pm. That's seating and tickets are twenty dollars. The money 23 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:21.680 raised goes to the LGBTQI A plus Sunburst Youth Housing Project. That was a 24 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:23.439 lot to say in one one fell swoop. I didn't do it. I 25 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:28.680 failed. I failed Sunburst Youth Housing Project. Thank you. I had a 26 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:31.400 problem with youth. You did, I did? Anyway, you guys, 27 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:36.240 this is gonna be so incredibly fun. I was talking to Gigi, who 28 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:40.680 is the manager of Urban Mos, and he Glitz Glam and Disco Dolly are 29 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:46.639 going to be performing a drag show after our live show, which starts at 30 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:53.879 seven o'clock. And here's just a little at tease about what you're gonna see 31 00:02:53.680 --> 00:03:22.719 on Thursday night, the seventeenth. You're gonna get a lot of this ready 32 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:34.800 and boom boom boom. That's right, Disco Dolly. This is Disco Dolly. 33 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:38.879 I guess I won't be wearing that outfit. That is fabulous? Are 34 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:44.280 you kidding me? To this song? Again? Oh? I just love 35 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:50.000 love Disco Dolly. So these are your two performers that will be happening on 36 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.039 our party night, which is August seventeenth. Guess who us is gonna be 37 00:03:53.080 --> 00:04:00.360 there besides splitz Plamp, besides Disco Dolly, besides me, besides to you, 38 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:08.919 besides Brian, besides all of you guys. Charlie Kane, shut up. 39 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:13.000 I'm flying him in for just because he hasn't seen his sister in so 40 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.160 long. Oh my gosh, I mean he's a Oregan. Evan is in 41 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:19.160 New York and she's here for the summer. Charlie's working, so I made 42 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:21.800 it work. He's coming down. He's going to be here for the party. 43 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:27.439 So Evan's gonna be there, Charlie's gonna be there, and their perspective 44 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:33.800 others. Charlie has a fiance named Maya. We love, Love Love may 45 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:40.879 Evan has a boyfriend now who I just recently met. Do we like him? 46 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:45.639 I really do? Okay, I got a good vibe. Okay, 47 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.519 there's some hesitation. I'm saying, well, well, here's the thing. 48 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:53.399 It's her first boyfriend, which is great. He's saying all the right things. 49 00:04:53.399 --> 00:04:57.480 He treats her like a queen, which is awesome. Okay, I'm 50 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:00.639 just worried that he knows how to say all the right things because he's settled 51 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:03.439 the right things many times. Maybe, but he's only nineteen, so he's 52 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:08.480 doesn't mean much. Well, nineteen might be a late start, Like I 53 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:14.600 mean, he's already had a serious girlfriend. Yeah, so maybe he's learned 54 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:18.079 maybe some lessons. But anyway, I met him in his brand new Bronco 55 00:05:18.759 --> 00:05:21.600 cool car. By the way, who bought that for him? Jesus. 56 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:26.240 I don't want to even tell you what his father does for a living. 57 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:29.160 Okay, I'll let me just put it this way. They live a very 58 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:33.279 wealthy life. May be a little spoiled maybe, but you know what, 59 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:35.759 he may have bought it himself because he has a job as well. But 60 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:39.680 we won't get into this. We like the family. I think I've not 61 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:43.879 met the family yet. I can't wait, and so they're going to be 62 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:47.480 there. I hope you guys come. If you are an Instagram subscriber, 63 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:53.120 we have two VIP tables of four people, so there are eight of you 64 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:56.600 that can sit right up front. All you have to do is become an 65 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.920 Instagram subscriber if you're not, which is four ninety nine a month, which 66 00:05:59.920 --> 00:06:04.920 is super easy easy, and you can just message us on Instagram let us 67 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:09.480 know you want one of those tables, and we will save it for you 68 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:12.199 because you're gonna want. It's going to be an incredible blast, so it's 69 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:15.519 gonna be fun. Tickets on sale now at Laura Kane after dark dot com, 70 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:20.000 which is linked to urban moos dot com. So either of those two 71 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:25.959 places you will find our picture and it says Laura Cane after Dark Party and 72 00:06:26.120 --> 00:06:30.000 explains everything. Laura Kane after dark dot com Urban moos dot com. We 73 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.439 would love to see you. We can't even wait. It's going to be 74 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:36.199 a blast, it is. We should talk about our sponsors because they are 75 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:42.839 the ones that help us put on this little show of ours every single Monday 76 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:46.199 night, Tuesday night, Thursday night whenever we drop episodes. Right, so 77 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:50.120 let's start with skidaddle. This is the five k walk that I am am 78 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:57.600 seeing in September. We want you to mark September ninth Saturday on your calendar 79 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:01.279 because we are going to be walking for a great cause. The seventh Annual 80 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:06.560 Schedaddle for Research happens at Crown Point at nine pm. I will be the 81 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:12.959 MC. Opening Ceremonies are at eight thirty am. Registered by August eighteenth to 82 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:17.360 guarantee that you get this year's T shirt. 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Which he has been at or 92 00:07:57.560 --> 00:08:01.560 with for I'm going to say now thirty cheers, if not thirty seven, 93 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:05.360 probably because it says thirty five. But we've been talking about him for a 94 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.959 long time, so I think it's changed to thirty six. And that's a 95 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:13.959 lot of experience managing your money. That's what he does. He is a 96 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:18.319 c f P, which is a certified financial planner. Yes, he's as 97 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:24.480 c d F a Certified divorced Financial Analysts. So if you're going through is 98 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:28.439 maybe something messy, I'm sorry that you're going through that, But take it 99 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:33.080 to J. He can help you with all the monetary stuff. Okay, 100 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:37.240 if you are rolling over a four oh one k, talk to him first 101 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:39.840 because he might have some better ideas for you rather than let it just sit 102 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.559 in some thing that's not making you very much money. I have a meeting 103 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:50.200 with him scheduled for August tenth. I'm so excited for you because Eric, 104 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:54.639 Eric did it right. Eric has some money to manage that will grow, 105 00:08:54.879 --> 00:09:01.440 and that is awesome. I am going to live vicariously through you and your 106 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:05.000 Jay appointment. Yes, because no, actually, I'm going to throw this 107 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:09.519 out in the universe. By this time next year, I'm going to have 108 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:11.840 enough money for JA to manage. I'm going to give him a big chunk 109 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:15.279 of it. I'm gonna say, here, Jay, make it grow. 110 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:20.399 You're all here. J here's twenty seven dollars and sixty I'm talking that would 111 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:24.480 be doubling on her money. No, I'm throwing it out in the universe. 112 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:28.519 Yes, this dominict year, Jay will be managing YouTube video that manifests 113 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:33.440 just JR. Oh, I love him. Okay, what's his phone number? 114 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:37.279 His phone number is A five eight five five two six nine six zero. 115 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:41.279 And you can email him, Yes you can, You definitely can, 116 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:46.919 Ja yw at Capitol Growthinc. Dot com. And oh for her favorite part, 117 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:52.080 yes, he has a website. Okay, what is that website? 118 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:58.399 Www dot Capitol crowthinc Dot com. You do know you don't need to say 119 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:00.799 the ws. You don't even need to write the use anymore. No, 120 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:05.279 but I love saying it. Well, what would come before you just say 121 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:09.879 the don't egg him on, Brian, stop it. I know what you 122 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:11.799 do. Don't worry. I have a talent writer for him, so he'll 123 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:18.080 get his dreams crashed or tonight. Yeah, you have all you have the 124 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:20.840 rebuttal yeah, I try to do it Thursday. It be it might be 125 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.600 a long segment. Oh this is so good. Okay, coming up on 126 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:28.320 our Thursday podcast because we have a special guest tonight. Her name is Megan 127 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.399 Route will tell you all about her. You're gonna love her, lover lover, 128 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:35.559 and how we met her and everything in a minute. But on Thursday, 129 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:43.000 Brian's rebuttal to Eric's Yes Talent Writer, which you felt was ridiculous or 130 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:46.039 were there some points that you weren't Okay, very simple? It was not. 131 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:52.320 It was long, I think, but there are just some tweaks I 132 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:56.360 wanted to make to benefit me as well. So I just wanted to wrote 133 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:00.360 myself into it and maybe take him down a couple of pegs or push a 134 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:01.480 couple of notches. Who knows, you know, I guess we'll find out. 135 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:05.919 Does this benefit me in any way? Does this even mention me? 136 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.960 When a talent writer ever benefit the venue? I don't know. I would 137 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.799 think I don't know these things. That's not the point of the talent writer. 138 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:16.879 The talent writer make the talent happy, not to make the venue, 139 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:18.799 that's right, yeah, not to make it easier. What am I a 140 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:24.360 venue now? Kind of I'm not the talent. I have no so I'm 141 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:26.559 not considered talent on the show. If you're only one person, if you 142 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:28.720 want to make a talent writer, I just don't know who's going to fulfill 143 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:33.080 it other than you, So that's right, I know who doesn't all the 144 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:39.639 work anyway, excuse you, But okay, you want to just go right 145 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:41.559 into it because we have another video to show you. And if you're on 146 00:11:41.639 --> 00:11:46.559 Instagram Live or just joined, hop over to YouTube because you're going to see 147 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:54.600 a video of something that happened to me on Saturday night that delighted Eric beyond 148 00:11:54.679 --> 00:12:01.480 words. Yes, embarrassed me beyond words. And uh, it's just the 149 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:05.879 kind of thing that would happen to me the minute I start feeling like I've 150 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:09.639 got it going on. I'm not kidding. This happens to me every single 151 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:13.279 time, Brian. These are the moments that make life worth living. I'm 152 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:16.519 just saying, I don't know why she thinks no. Well, okay, 153 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:20.759 let's set the scene. Okay, do you want me to start or do 154 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:22.559 you want to start? We're doing like a dual host chat here. Oh 155 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:28.440 boy. So it was Jody's birthday on Saturday, and so we went to 156 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:33.399 the Manhattan for dinner and some piano bar. Yeah. Yeah, he's awesome. 157 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:37.960 So I picked Laura up. I had to work a little bit late, 158 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.120 but I picked Laura up. She looked lovely the dress that I bought 159 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:45.559 you, yes for your birthday? Yes, yes, And she had a 160 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:50.080 pair of Louis Vaton shoes on, Oh, genuine Louis Vutans. Should I 161 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:54.720 show the pair the one now or do you want me to? Should I? 162 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.919 Wait? Uh? What it looks like? What the shoe looks looked 163 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:01.480 like this that she looked like. Here, I'll show you what shoes I 164 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:05.120 was wearing. They're really cute. I just love that she always brags about 165 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.600 how good her source is and then well just wait, just wait. So 166 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:16.360 here are the shoes. They are black, they have like little gold what 167 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.840 do they call them studs? And the heel is Louis Vaton, the little 168 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:26.440 Prince Louis Vatan print. See that shape, It's just this is the Louis 169 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:31.679 Vatan shape on the purse, this little flower thingynist one time because even on 170 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.159 the good shoe that Bob's already wearing one time and they wrap around. Okay, 171 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.759 so cute, right, I was wearing over this really cute dress. 172 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:41.440 We were at the Manhattan. They were like a lot of people. The 173 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:48.559 dancing started. I you have to walk across the restaurant to get to the 174 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:52.840 restroom, and the piano bar is at the far end. So I'm walking 175 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:56.320 towards the end of the night. So people are dancing, people are still 176 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:01.919 eating, but they're starting to finish their dinner. And I just interject here 177 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:07.240 and say. Kimberly comes up to me and says, Laura lost her off 178 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:09.879 and heel, let's go find it. No, you gotta say what she 179 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:15.279 really said. I thought that's what she said to me. Well, she 180 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:16.960 said the full word. You can say the full word. You know it's 181 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.639 fucking You can just say heel. We got to go find it. As 182 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:28.120 I'm walking to the bathroom, thinking that I am looking great, thinking that 183 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:31.840 people at the tables may be looking at me because I look so great, 184 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:39.559 I feel this cockle. I'm like, what the heck realized my Luis Huton 185 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:46.080 heel on the other shoe completely broke off and flew underneath somebody's table who is 186 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:50.159 eating dinner. I couldn't find it. That's when Kimberly came over and said, 187 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.440 Laura lost her fucking heel. Then I had to go over with it. 188 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:58.639 Oh my god, here it is. Then it turned into a sandal 189 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:09.919 ring. At this point, I starting and oh my god. So um, 190 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:13.360 here's the video that Eric took of us walking out of the restaurant after 191 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:24.159 this fiasco. Yeah, this is so totally I'm gonna see if I can 192 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:28.679 go, hey, Kimberly until I just mention this, can you hear it? 193 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:39.240 Sound? It doesn't have sound? Here? Oh yes, you walked 194 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:54.279 around that shoe for the rest of the night, tiptoe thing so entire time, 195 00:15:54.320 --> 00:16:00.559 pulling out everything in her. There's Kimberly, She's telling me stop buying 196 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:08.279 fake that I made Laura stand by a dumpster walking back then there was an 197 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:11.840 alley. This looks like a video that someone finds on their phone the night 198 00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:15.440 after they got there and their friends got blast and they wake up super hungover 199 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:21.600 and they don't remember. I know. And here's the picture of me. 200 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:27.600 That'd be really funny. Oh my god, why didn't we do that? 201 00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:33.279 Oh my god? Here there I am next to the dumpster. There you 202 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:37.320 go, Brian Fruit there there? Now? Do I belong on alcohol Boulevard 203 00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:42.320 with my broken heel for one broken heel, one real heel? And then 204 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:45.200 Jody's like, no, take it to my shoe guy, He'll fix it. 205 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:48.519 I'm like, it's gonna cost more than these shoes even were. I 206 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:53.240 bought these on Canal Street in New York City from like a tarp. They 207 00:16:53.240 --> 00:17:00.480 were sitting on a tarp. Oh my gosh, saw that guy. God 208 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:03.119 not me, but they looked really solid. I mean, I'm surprised as 209 00:17:03.160 --> 00:17:07.200 you are. For sure, I'm shocked. I mean it is a bolt. 210 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:11.720 Like the bolt broke. It would cost me ninety bucks to get these 211 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:18.680 things fixed. Probably not if you take them to Cheetos, to Cheetos Cheeto 212 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:21.759 shoe repair. Is that your shoe repair? That's where I go. Is 213 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:26.319 that your cobbler, that's my cobbler. They still call them cobblers. Whatever. 214 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:30.039 That was our big night. I bet you can fix them. I 215 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:33.559 if I even if I gorilla glued it. No, it's a bolt like 216 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:37.599 they just screw You know. I tried screwing in and it didn't work. 217 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:42.240 Maybe you can help me. You can touch my gross, old dirty shoe. 218 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:47.359 Are they worth saving? Yes? I think so. I really liked 219 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:51.400 them. Actually, no, I take that back. They hurt really bad. 220 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:55.279 They weren't very comfortable. It's almost like they weren't built to the Louivitan 221 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:59.359 quality that you'd expect. I know. Wow, I'm shocked. It serves 222 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:02.359 me right comes back, so you can't tell the difference. They're identical. 223 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:07.799 Well I thought it was pretty good. But whatever, I'm so hot right 224 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:10.960 now, you guys hot? Yes, the air conditioners on, but unfortunately 225 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:15.279 it's behind the back drop, so the air is going like underneath and like 226 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:18.680 wherever. I'm not sure. So can you fan me like you did the 227 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:22.920 last time? There you go. The only thing being air conditioned is behind 228 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:26.200 is your wall. Yeah, that's where the main event is. This is 229 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:32.559 super nice and cool. Oh bat I thought the yeah. Anyway, all 230 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:36.039 right, before we have making root on who we're really excited for you guys 231 00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:41.039 to meet. Yes, let's do you're a Daily Dirt all right? Then 232 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:47.200 let's play that music because it makes it exciting. There we go, it 233 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:51.160 really does. I think it makes it snappy real quick. Has anyone seen 234 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:52.720 any of the new slew of movies they've come out in the last two weeks. 235 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:56.519 No, but we do need to talk about all going to see Talk 236 00:18:56.559 --> 00:19:00.000 to me, Talk to me. It's a new state four two A twenty 237 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:04.119 four. What did I say A four two? Would you be into that? 238 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:11.160 Maybe I saw Barbie Saturday? Well, Okay, Um it is it's 239 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:15.920 very I will say it's very entertaining. Um, it's very political. That's 240 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:18.839 why Evans said it covers everything. It's very topical. Yeah, and and 241 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:22.759 I don't have a problem with that. Um it's definitely it borders man hating 242 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:26.519 and tiny bit at times where I went, oh, that's really like really 243 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:30.640 political. But it's even walking Like even after that, I was like, 244 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:33.000 it was still entertaining. I still the fun time. How is Ryan Gosling 245 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:37.559 as he is like probably like one of the best parts. He's hilarious. 246 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:41.640 Is he a he's a funny character. Is he as stupid? He's stupid, 247 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:44.720 which all the men in the movie are stupid because it's it's very much 248 00:19:44.720 --> 00:19:48.200 a female empowerment movie, which is cool. Yeah, it's just their method 249 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:49.480 of doing it was at the expense of everyone else, which is, you 250 00:19:49.519 --> 00:19:52.720 know, one way of doing it. Um. He is hilarious. And 251 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:56.440 though his character is very funny, his whole point is he's trying to institute 252 00:19:56.480 --> 00:20:02.160 the patriarchy in Barbie Land because and Barbarie and the men the cans are kind 253 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:06.400 of crapped on because they're they're disposable to the Barbies, right, which makes 254 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:07.640 sense. But yeah, so he's like, oh, bring the patriarch. 255 00:20:07.759 --> 00:20:11.559 This thing is pretty cool, Like they actually respect me in the real world. 256 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:15.559 So it was really good and entertaining. It's fairly funny, but yeah, 257 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:17.720 I mean it is. You just gotta go into annoying, like, 258 00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:21.359 oh, this is fairly political. So do they act like dolls? Do 259 00:20:21.440 --> 00:20:26.319 they move like dolls? Or my daughter said it was she drank water very 260 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:30.240 like um stiffly, it's not. There are times where they do, and 261 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:33.440 then there are times where they don't. It's kind of they throw it in 262 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.359 there whenever. It's funnier if it's a gag. So sometimes yes, okay, 263 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:40.279 sometimes like when she showers in the morning, she pretends to shower because 264 00:20:40.279 --> 00:20:44.400 they don't have waters in the Barbie dreamhouses. But okay, it's not something 265 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:48.319 they like stick to that they're plastic. And is she just amazing Margot Robbie? 266 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:52.880 Um, yes, she also is. She doesn't have to do much 267 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:56.960 acting because she's just playing like a bright, cheery but also then very like 268 00:20:57.000 --> 00:21:00.400 there's not like a complex range of emotions. They're very happy or she's crying. 269 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:04.440 That might be very tough. Yeah, so that might be the hardest 270 00:21:04.519 --> 00:21:07.279 uh role ever. Yeah, I thought she played Barbie well like it. 271 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:11.400 I didn't have any issues with it. If she gets nominated for an Oscar 272 00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:14.079 for this, I'm oh no, I would hope not. I wouldn't be 273 00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:18.079 surprised if Ryan Gosling maybe got Best Supporting Actor just because he is kind of 274 00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:21.759 he is kind of a show stealer and that he's so ridiculous. That's cool. 275 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:23.359 But um, I was at work the other day and they were playing 276 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:27.000 some song and I had clients in front of me, and I literally said, 277 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:30.319 I'm sorry, I have to turn this off. And it was some 278 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:34.440 song from the Barbie Songs. One song, and it is ridiculous. Oh 279 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:38.720 my god. I was like, it just proved that anyone, even I 280 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:41.839 could get a record. Whoa who sings it? I don't know, so 281 00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:45.599 Ryan Gosseling singing it? Oh my god. It was for a long, 282 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:51.799 too awful long. But it's just cheesy and ears off. It was horrible. 283 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:55.480 Actually, who's surprisingly funny in it is Will Ferrell, who I love 284 00:21:55.559 --> 00:21:59.480 Will Ferrell. I love him so much. Yeah, he's the corporate real 285 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:03.640 world of Mattel and the movie doesn't make it clear if they're bad or not 286 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:07.119 okay, like they're kind of posts is the corporate bad guys, but they 287 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:11.319 don't really do anything bad other than you know, they actually don't do anything 288 00:22:11.319 --> 00:22:15.160 bad. They just kind of tag along. But um yeah, Will Farel 289 00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.559 is super funny though. They make a lot of diversity jokes, which is 290 00:22:17.599 --> 00:22:19.759 really funny. I didn't even know he was in that. Okay, now 291 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:22.880 I'm totally in. I am one thousand not in a ton of it. 292 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:30.160 I'm more and more wanting to back out what it's it does. Farrell was 293 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:32.680 kind of the nail and the coffin. No, Will Ferrell is a is 294 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:34.519 a plus to it. He is funny and ridiculous, like like they make 295 00:22:34.559 --> 00:22:37.799 a jokes like you know, someone accuses him of being not inclusive enough. 296 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.319 He goes, excuse you, We've got every type of bathroom bathroom you can 297 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:45.240 imagine. We've got a bathroom for Jewish people with the whole gendered bathroom debate. 298 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:48.319 So he's like funny, but I think I'm out. He's just not 299 00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:52.279 Wednesday Night. M it is very long. No, I'm going to see 300 00:22:52.279 --> 00:22:56.839 the Tina Turner play on Wednesday Night. Oh sorry yes, sorry, wait 301 00:22:56.920 --> 00:23:03.079 Nancy Karen Oh by the way. We should cover this on Thursday too, 302 00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:11.799 okay, I Brian, Yeah, am being elbowed out of second place in 303 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:17.440 Eric's list of best friends. I am dropping to third. You're pretty damn 304 00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:22.119 quickly. I'm not happy about it at all. Her name is Karen, 305 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:30.079 and she's quickly becoming number two. Karen. I think you're a great person. 306 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:34.000 But step off. Okay, step off, Rod now, Oh my 307 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:38.359 god, step off. I'm saying, Okay, I love continue. I 308 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:41.559 know I love you too. Kay. Continue. I don't even know what 309 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:44.079 I was talking about. You're talking about. We're talking about movies. He 310 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.559 talked about movies, and the Barbie note was saying it's too long though it 311 00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:51.359 drags on well by there are three times where it should have ended. And 312 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:52.720 they were like, oh, no, one more a little emotional appeal, 313 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:56.839 and I was like, dude, end it like no one cares. I'm 314 00:23:56.839 --> 00:24:00.319 sorry. A lot of girls cared that it was that long. Really, 315 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.799 Oh, there's so many girls that love Barbie and are so excited about this 316 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:07.160 movie. Didn't you notice people wearing pink like like this pink marketing though that 317 00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:10.640 had nothing new with the toy. That was all marketing. They had an 318 00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:14.359 amazing marketing campaign. Well, there were Barbie movies that came out before this 319 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:18.799 that were just on TV. See. Evan loved all those movies too. 320 00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:22.519 It was just too long. Okay, yeah, but anyway, what else. 321 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:25.240 It's for women. It's it's a women movie and that's fine. I 322 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:30.839 oh yeah, I can't. Tony Bennett died at ninety six, and he 323 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:33.559 was like performing and stuff up until the edge. Right, So I'm going 324 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:40.480 to read you this because I saw the documentary and this was included in the 325 00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:45.680 documentary and I couldn't believe it. So what's the documentary called? I believe 326 00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:48.759 it's like Tony Bennett One Last Time or something, and it kind of preceded 327 00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.960 his last concert at Radio City Music Hall. It was the last time he 328 00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:57.319 was performing, and he performed with Lady Gaga, right, okay, yeah, 329 00:24:57.400 --> 00:25:02.880 yeah, they formed a really close friendship. Yes. And so in 330 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:07.880 early twenty twenty one, Tony Bennett revealed in an AARP magazine article that he 331 00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:11.680 was suffering from Alzheimer's disease. He still rehearsed twice a week in his living 332 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:14.680 room, and in August twenty twenty one, he performed what would be his 333 00:25:14.759 --> 00:25:18.799 final concert at New York's Radio City Music All sharing the stage with Lady Gaga. 334 00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:22.960 His family wasn't sure he would be in condition to perform, But when 335 00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:30.200 it came time to rehearse, Bennett's accompany accompanimist Lee Musker began to play and 336 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:33.519 suddenly the legendary showman was back. He had no notes, no que cards. 337 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:38.160 He sang an hour long set from memory. On what was Bennett's ninety 338 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:42.119 fifth birthday of sellout crowd was waiting. His wife, Susan told sixty minutes, 339 00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:47.319 once he saw the audience, and you know he raises his hands, 340 00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:49.799 I knew we were all right because he just turned on. You know, 341 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:52.720 it was like a light switch. Bennett sang more than a dozen songs and 342 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:56.839 got at least twenty standing ovations. A few days later, Bennett had no 343 00:25:57.000 --> 00:26:02.000 memory of playing Radio City Music Hall at all, and they showed that in 344 00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:07.759 the after the performance. They showed that little interview. So um along, 345 00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.720 no idea, Yeah, okay, yeah. And so Susan was his third 346 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:15.559 wife and he has four kids. He also never owned a home. He 347 00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:18.920 always rented. Gonna be me, well, no, not not until well 348 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:23.079 that's why Megan Root is here. Yes, she's bringing you the money to 349 00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:30.079 my house, or she's gonna tell us how she has a pickup truck out 350 00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:33.880 there just full of money for Laura to buy a house. You have some 351 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:37.880 money, but anyway, okay, Wow, I'm putting everything away. I 352 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:41.880 totally I'm totally thrown No no, no, keep going. Uh So how 353 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:47.200 sad though, that's yeah, he was sad, and it's also inspiring. 354 00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:51.319 And at ninety six, you're pretty much I think, done everything. But 355 00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:55.240 wow. Yeah, yeah, good life. Good You and I at ninety 356 00:26:55.279 --> 00:27:00.039 six are gonna be strapped down in bed. We will be completely completely Yeah, 357 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:04.039 they'll have to take care of a drag on Society Erica right now, 358 00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:10.079 text with one finger Eric. Yeah, he's already halfway useless. I am 359 00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:17.839 pretty much yeah, halfway there. Laura still work for almost I've only got 360 00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:21.559 thirty more years to go. I try, I try to keep up. 361 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:25.279 It's hard. By year twenty nine, he's gonna be already just basically dead 362 00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:29.960 pretty much. But we'll be watching our shows, damn it. That's right. 363 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:33.599 Shows. Singer Tory Kelly, you know who she is? Yes, 364 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.119 I think, yes, I've heard of her. She was rushed to the 365 00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:41.559 hospital on Sunday, after collapsing in a restaurant. Doctors found blood clots in 366 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.359 her legs and lungs, and she has been in and out of consciousness since 367 00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:49.480 yesterday. Those things kill you, right, I mean they can depending on 368 00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:52.359 where they are, well, if they goes right to your brain, right 369 00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:56.160 hardlot in your brain. Yeah. Yeah, wow, that's she's young. 370 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:02.279 Yeah, she's very young. So um and they say it's quite serious. 371 00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:07.839 So our thoughts are with her. Um. I couldn't wait for this. 372 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:11.920 Raquel is not returning to Vanderpump rules really? Yes? Why do you know? 373 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:19.519 Why? Yes? Because she was in a facility for mental right, 374 00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:26.039 for mental health right, and her attorney was able to use that to get 375 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:30.880 her out of her contract allegedly. Why yes, did she try to? 376 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.559 Yes? No, I don't think so. No, No, we haven't 377 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:38.680 heard anything like that. She just went to like a wellness retreat to kind 378 00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:42.480 of get her mind straight because she got so much hate us than that. 379 00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:47.079 Oh and now she's even getting more hate because you know the dog she had 380 00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:49.279 on the show that oh now was back with James. Yes, because she 381 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:53.680 dumped it off at a It was a Vanderpump dog. I believed she dumped 382 00:28:53.720 --> 00:29:00.240 it off at like a shelter. Shelter Oh my god. Yeah, and 383 00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.240 so he got wind of it and went and took the dog. See, 384 00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:06.880 if I was Bravo, I'd be like begging her to come back on. 385 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:10.960 Oh I'm sure. I'm sure she'll be back on. She'll suddenly make up 386 00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:14.039 miraculous recap. Yeah, she'll want the money. It's called money, Yeah, 387 00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:17.920 exactly, she just wants to renegotiation. Yes, good point. So 388 00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:22.640 do you know Bethany Frankel, You know how she's just distanced herself from Bravo 389 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.759 and Andy Cohen and all that, The Housewives and all that. Just these 390 00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:32.240 maniacal uh TikTok they're weird. They're like makeup tutorials, like buy this sheep 391 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:34.519 makeup at this drug store. It's like, why are you telling me this? 392 00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.519 You're like a J Max every day. And she bought a pair of 393 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:42.079 like Valentino shoes and it turns out they were fake, and she's like a 394 00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:52.839 multi multi millionairey Bell's game. Well, I'm it's expected that I spent eight 395 00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:57.759 hundred dollars on those fake shoes at TJ Max and some some TikToker that was 396 00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:03.200 watching the still something that expensive as they do. Uh huh, okay, 397 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:07.519 well, but yeah, I'm in the wrong section. A great heist movie 398 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:11.519 is someone like breaking like ripping off a Louis Vatan shipment and replacing all them 399 00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:14.160 with fakes. Oh my god, because the payoff would be everyone buying a 400 00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:18.200 bunch of fake stuff and immediately breaking her eyes are doing pinwheels. Don't even 401 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.359 think that movie. I'll sign on. Ooh, no movie real life. 402 00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:25.119 No, I'm talking about a movie. Oh no, I'm just kidding. 403 00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.799 Yeah, let's conspire the community crime on. Yeah. Why, here's something 404 00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:33.079 for you. You can wake up now ready? What Pete Davidson is required 405 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.039 to perform fifty hours of community service for smashing into a Beverly Hills home, 406 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.079 but he can do it in New York. So he was with his new 407 00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:45.480 girlfriend and we know her. No, I didn't even is she famous? 408 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:49.799 No? Okay? And but there were no drugs or alcohol in this system. 409 00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:55.079 That's good. C got fifty hours community service. Well he wasn't drunk 410 00:30:55.160 --> 00:31:00.200 or stone or anything. Well why was he just reckless drive? Having? 411 00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.519 Then? Who knows lose your license for a long arm? She's probably giving 412 00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:07.799 him a handy j while he was driving I'd bet you anything. That's probably 413 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:14.160 a good Yeah, that's a good point too. Yeah. Uh, Tom 414 00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:21.519 Brady is he with Kim no is dating Irena Shank Oh, Bradley Cooper's ex. 415 00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:23.039 Yes, she's a waddle too. He's into those of it. He's 416 00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:27.359 like Leonardo DiCaprio. He's into those Victoria's Secret models. Yeah, she's not 417 00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:33.200 super young though, like Leo Goo super young, but she's super pretty, 418 00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:40.960 super skinny in your basic nightmare, So who cares? Yeah? Hey, 419 00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:47.319 do you know who Tom Sigura is? Tom cigarette Sigura, Tom Sigura. 420 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:51.039 Yeah, he's a comedian. I don't, Oh my gosh, should I? 421 00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:53.440 Yeah? You need to watch his specials on Netflix. He is hilarious. 422 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.680 He's got like four specials. Did you just watch one or something? 423 00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:00.960 Watched all of them? You know who I'm really loving lately is that guy 424 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:07.200 I can't say his last name, Menschenko. Uh. He's playing it like 425 00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:12.000 one of the casinos in the next next month or something. Yes, are 426 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:19.200 we going I want to Sebastian? Oh yeah, something like that. Anyway, 427 00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.400 he is funny. Yeah, he's very funny. I would go with 428 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:24.319 you. I would drive all the way up to wherever that is. Oh 429 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:30.960 wait, where is it? It's like Pachena Pachonga or Paula maybe. Oh 430 00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:34.759 really, that's way out there. Oh no, it's Harris. Where's that 431 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.680 way out there? Oh God, we'll just stay there. Okay, okay, 432 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:42.799 done, all right, all right now the Lady at the Hour, 433 00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.599 The Lady the Hour, come join us here at the at the Fabulous podcast 434 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:54.160 desk. This is Megan Root. Everybody, Megan Roots. Good. How 435 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:59.160 are you which headphones on? Talk to talk really close to the mic because 436 00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:05.759 our mics are that not that sensitive because they're cheap. But anyway, so 437 00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:10.359 there's that. So all right, let's explain how we met Megan. So 438 00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:15.640 she reached out on Instagram and she said, hey, and by the way, 439 00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:19.839 I know you're the one that's reading this Laura, which was funny because 440 00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:23.039 it's on our Laura Cane after Dark account. She's smart already, Shrity knows 441 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:28.920 knows. Eric doesn't do anything exactly. I've listened. Yeah, she knows. 442 00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:34.200 And so she's like, I would be interested in in maybe advertising on 443 00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.839 your show because I like the way that you guys do the commercials and I 444 00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:40.480 think it'd be great and I feel like I have a lot in common with 445 00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:44.640 you guys, and I'm like, oh my god, that's amazing. Thank 446 00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.200 you. Yes, let's meet. So we all went to lunch. Yes, 447 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:52.559 And the lunch lasted three hours. Yeah, I think it was like 448 00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:57.680 three three and a half hours. Three hours. We talked business for maybe 449 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.880 like five minutes, and then the rest of the time we just talked and 450 00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:04.680 talked and talked and talked, and our poor waiter coming back and back and 451 00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.359 back. Are you guys ready to order? No, I'm sorry, we 452 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.199 haven't even looked at the menu yet. Back and forth, back and forth, 453 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:12.320 back and forth. Right here she is. It was fun. Megan 454 00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:20.039 Rout with Milestone Properties, and I love your tagline, which is helping California 455 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:24.199 plant roots for almost thirty years. That's true. That is a play. 456 00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:30.360 Ninety six. I fell into this business by accident while I was going to 457 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:35.440 school and taking classes. I started as an assistant and just kept working my 458 00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.480 way up. I thought it was interesting. I fell in love with homes 459 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:43.760 and everything about the process and the people, and yeah, I just I 460 00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:45.239 just worked my way up till I became a broker. That was in two 461 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:50.320 thousand and four. I started my own company, and yeah, it's just 462 00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:53.400 since then, so that's a different license. You have two okay, So 463 00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:58.119 you get your real estate license and then you get and then the next step 464 00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:02.280 is your broker's license, okay, And that is more important because you can 465 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:07.760 help with the process better. Correct. It's a lot more education, a 466 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:13.000 lot more hours than to be just a real estate agent. It also allows 467 00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:15.280 you to open a company. And you have to oversee agents, so every 468 00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:20.000 agent needs a broker. You have to have somebody that's working above you, 469 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:23.079 that's overseeing it. And that's me. Wow. See all of this stuff 470 00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:28.760 is so new to me because I mean, I've purchased a house many years 471 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.480 ago when I was married, but I remember my husband took care of all 472 00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:35.800 like the details. Because do you need to be really good with math and 473 00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:39.599 numbers because it seems like that's a lot of it doing the negotiating and the 474 00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:44.280 numbers and figuring this out and how much your payment's going to be and all 475 00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.159 that. It helps. It helps being good at math because I look at 476 00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:52.000 everything like it's just dollars that can be shifted around, whereas some people, 477 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.800 you know, they look at like the price and it's just about the price. 478 00:35:54.840 --> 00:36:00.159 But there's so many other numbers that can be shifted in a transaction to 479 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:07.280 make it successful. That is so huge, and I love that your most 480 00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:12.239 favorite thing is when you hand people the keys to their free first chibs. 481 00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:19.440 Yes, tears come the best lying down because these days it seems like a 482 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:24.079 young couple might not be able to fulfill that dream. What do you say 483 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:29.920 to a couple that might say, there's no way in the world we will 484 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:34.239 ever be able to afford a place in San Diego And it's tough right now. 485 00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:38.159 It is because interest rates are not three percent anymore and housing prices are 486 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:42.360 still going up. I mean, we just got news today that like the 487 00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:46.519 average single families one in a quarter million dollars average. It not less, 488 00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:51.880 not condos and stuff. That's just the average price in San Diego County, 489 00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.360 even with interest rates as high as they are. But there's lots of options. 490 00:36:55.400 --> 00:37:00.639 There's lots of creative mortgage paths you can take to keep your payment low. 491 00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.079 There's just a lot of different options out there. And so I just 492 00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:07.119 like meeting with people, talking to them about their goals, trying to figure 493 00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:12.320 out how, you know, what would work into their budget best, because 494 00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:17.159 the worst thing is putting somebody into a house they can't afford righteous this, 495 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.000 it's not helping them at all. They're just going to start hating their home. 496 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:25.920 Right, So, just step by step putting a plan together. And 497 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:30.199 sometimes it might take a year, sometimes it might take two years, three 498 00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.000 years, and I've worked with people that long. But you just put a 499 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:36.440 roadmap together and help them along the way. You know, some people have 500 00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:39.760 no money and bad credit and you start from there. Hello, you start 501 00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.920 helping them get their credit in order, and you start helping them figure out 502 00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:45.840 ways that they can save money if they need money. There's a lot of 503 00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.760 programs that you don't need. It really great that you, I know that 504 00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:55.840 you are the type of broker that you will hold their hand throughout the whole 505 00:37:55.840 --> 00:38:02.159 process. I didn't realize it was like sometimes two years of hand holding. 506 00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:07.239 Yeah, that is amazing, and they're really rewarding. I bet I'm just 507 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:13.119 as emotional as they are at the closing table because it's fantastic that they, 508 00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:15.760 you know, accomplished their dream and I was there to help them. So, 509 00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:17.199 oh my god, you're like, you're getting teary art right now. 510 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:21.599 Okay, now listen to this. This is she gave me her bio and 511 00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:27.239 listen to this. Megan knows how to help in all markets and situations. 512 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:30.400 She as the wife of a veteran. She knows the importance of understanding military 513 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:37.679 life and probably military benefits or discounts or those kind of things. First hone 514 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.400 buying experience. Don't you get like some cool well va have hair. That's 515 00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:47.440 what it is, yes, right, Okay. She's also MRP Military Relocation 516 00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:53.719 Professional, which is like you help somebody from just say they're moving from San 517 00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:59.559 Diego to Riversiver, yeah, wherever their orders go. Yeah, and you 518 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:04.000 help helping them sell it so that they can move where their orders are going 519 00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:08.159 as well. And she is a FTB S you know what that is. 520 00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:15.719 Ft BS, Yes, first time buyer, you got this, got it? 521 00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:20.840 You got this, Come on specialist, you got it. Yes. 522 00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:24.880 And she's also a CMA, which is a certified mortgage Advisor. Right, 523 00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:30.360 you're all these things from all these years of experience. You're a great person. 524 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:37.079 You're somebody that we had such a fun time with. And I love 525 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.760 your story of how you met your husband. This is your husband who is 526 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:44.400 a veteran, right, yes, I mean this is why you understand the 527 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:49.800 military and the military benefits and section life so well. So I've grown up 528 00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:53.119 in San Diego, so just being here, you're just around military all the 529 00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:59.400 time my whole life, right right, So uh, tell us how I 530 00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.960 won't okay for me, especially because I know this is kind of off the 531 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:12.280 topic of homes and home buying, but somebody who is my age single had 532 00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:17.519 a marriage, it didn't work, have kids they're older? Now do I 533 00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.960 Sometimes I feel like there's no hope. And then that way for a long 534 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:27.280 time, I did, I know you did? You have to psych yourself 535 00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:30.400 up and then you kind of go through the motions and you know it's a 536 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:36.280 cycle. Yes it's tough, but yeah, I mean I managed to find 537 00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:39.360 a great husband, and I don't know, you treat me like a princess 538 00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:45.559 that day. I love how he came in here into the into my house 539 00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:49.320 which is the studio, and he just wanted to sit as close to her 540 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:53.400 as possible. Would you say, hey, what's up? But it was 541 00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:57.079 just I just love it. You do you treat it? I can already 542 00:40:57.119 --> 00:41:01.039 tell you guys have a great dynamic and it's it's so awesome. And I 543 00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:07.840 think that if you were a person that is losing hope of ever buying a 544 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:09.880 house in San Diego. Maybe that's your dream. Like I don't want to 545 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:13.599 move to Texas. I don't want to move to Arizona. I mean, 546 00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:15.840 I don't want to move to Florida. That's what a lot of people are 547 00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:21.159 doing right now. There is a plan in place that you can put for 548 00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:23.559 them. Yes, that may take a gear, it may take two, 549 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:28.280 it may take three, but you'll get there, right, Yeah, we'll 550 00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:34.000 work it together. I love this. Now you're offering something to our listeners, 551 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:40.199 right, you're offering you the step by step step did and that is 552 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:46.800 free. Free. Okay, that is huge. So if you contact Megan 553 00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.760 yes at now, how well, we'll have her stuff on our website. 554 00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:55.760 So if you forget all this, then just go to Laura Kane after dark 555 00:41:55.840 --> 00:42:00.679 dot com because we'll have all of her information and then of course we're gonna 556 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:04.599 be talking about her all through August and hopefully for a long time, so 557 00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:08.400 you'll get to know. There's there's her logo right behind her milestone properties Megan 558 00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:13.000 Root and I bought you your own neon, thank you like it can meet 559 00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:17.039 me too. I'll get seventeen. I'll be at the Oh my god, 560 00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:24.079 Yes, let's party with Megan coming to he can't come. I feel like 561 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:28.320 he I feel like something's gonna work out. I feel like it's gonna happen. 562 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:31.360 He's in the medical fielding gets up like really early typically, so yeah, 563 00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:36.880 but you know, every once in a while we can push it all. 564 00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:38.920 We're all work on them all right, let's butter butter them up a 565 00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:44.360 little bit. But I thought, since you're here and we're gonna be talking 566 00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:46.960 about you a whole lot in in August, we'll talk a lot about housing 567 00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:52.199 and and but I like that what we've covered so far and how you're different 568 00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:58.320 from the rest because you can handle many of the steps that take different people 569 00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.519 to handle. You can handle it by your alone, by yourself. Yes, 570 00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:05.199 I know, fan, fan, thank you fan. Yes, I 571 00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:10.159 know, I've been The wall has soaked up all the ac. I'm so 572 00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:14.400 sorry, all these lights. Flora's like, I'll turn on the AC and 573 00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:16.960 forgets to mention it's been bricked up. I know. I just believe I 574 00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:21.400 could feel I could feel the waterfall going down my back and I'm like, 575 00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:24.719 oh my god, all in black. I'm like, oh no, Well, 576 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.199 um, now we have two options. We're gonna play a game with 577 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:37.079 you two options. Okay, would you like to play the confession game or 578 00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:45.760 the filthy version of would you rather? Your choice there? But but you 579 00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:50.360 don't know Megan like we do. She's good with this. Fair enough, 580 00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.880 fair enough, and they're not that filthy, They're just funny. Would you 581 00:43:53.960 --> 00:44:00.199 rather it's a game, I'll confession game, the confession confession game? You 582 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:04.760 don't. We played this several times. I heard, Okay, so it 583 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:07.840 is fun. So you you roll the dice and there are different categories. 584 00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:14.679 So there is sex, which we always love because it's revealing. Then there's 585 00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:22.000 relationships, then we have career, and then we have money and family. 586 00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:28.440 Now you roll this dice die no, die is two, right, dice 587 00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:31.800 is one, and whatever it lands on you have to pick the cart and 588 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.920 answer the question and we'll all take a turn. I just want to point 589 00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:42.679 out that Laura can't relate to three of those categories, which what relationships, 590 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:51.360 money, sex, it's sex. That was pretty damn nasty of you to 591 00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:55.000 see, but true, But god, dang it, it was true. 592 00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:58.360 All right. It clicked in my head and I couldn't keep it to myself. 593 00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:00.960 Mama's on a quite a dry spell. But we won't. We won't 594 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:06.559 get it. Let's get into that Rob shouldn't talk about her sex. Yes, 595 00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:08.559 we won't, I know, in front of the child. I know, 596 00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:12.880 I know, I know. Wait wait a minute, Brian, you 597 00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:15.480 didn't even comment on the picture that we sent you from the party. I 598 00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:19.639 try not to read the stuff you guys send me. Wait did you see 599 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:21.960 the picture? I think I did and then I saw it? Did you 600 00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:24.400 block it out? Oh my god? Someone said, texted mommy and I 601 00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:27.519 said, oh, I'm good. Yeah, date night for mom and dad. 602 00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:29.679 And I was like, I don't need to look at this. It's 603 00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:31.599 a picture of us place. It looks like we were making out. We 604 00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:36.280 just we just wanted to do a quick kissing picture like we love each other. 605 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.880 And it looks like we're literally make I was like, Eric, what 606 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:44.480 are you doing? You're gay? Don't let her. Let's send this to 607 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:50.800 Brian and really freakumm out. No response whatsoever? Sorry? All right, 608 00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:53.719 Megan, you want to go first or would you rather started? All right? 609 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:55.719 I love it. She's going to dive right in. All right, 610 00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:00.800 So that's money, So we're gonna pick your money. The money category is 611 00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:05.760 right, we're right here. I think. No, that's family. God 612 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.239 they write is so dang small here it is right here. Okay, No, 613 00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:12.079 go ahead, and yes you read that. And you need to answer 614 00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:16.400 the question, how important might it be for you to impress your parents with 615 00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:22.960 what you earn? That's not important really, I grew up in a very 616 00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:28.239 middle class, normal household. It's not impressive really in my family. It's 617 00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:31.960 just not a thing. It's money has never been like a thing or important. 618 00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:37.199 I don't think it's a thing that would impress my parents really. Yeah, 619 00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:43.079 yeah, I mean, I know extremely. All I ever wanted to 620 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:47.719 do was impress my parents with like how successful I was or how much I 621 00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:52.079 was making. You know, I didn't. I don't know. It was 622 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.159 just different. I don't know. I felt like I needed to make them 623 00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:00.920 proud of me. You were successful, It will point out circumstances. Now 624 00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:05.480 I'm withstanding you're very successful. No, thank you, thank you, Megan. 625 00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:07.920 Notice how how he said past tense. No, but you are still 626 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:13.159 thank you, Megan. Now, Brian, I'm going to roll your own 627 00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:15.760 freaking dice because you're being a brout tonight. And I hope you get sex. 628 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:20.920 He got career, all right, let's pick career. Here you go, 629 00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:25.159 I'm gonna read it for you. Do you ever worry about losing everything 630 00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:30.519 leaving you with no money and nowhere to live? Uh? No, poor 631 00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:36.119 koom. I picked myself up by my bootstraps, and I megan, I 632 00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:39.920 don't know. Um No, I mean I guess so sure. I think 633 00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:45.440 though, when you set yourself up right, and you know, make good 634 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:51.599 financial and career choices, you I typically like to have a couple options in 635 00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.719 my career, a couple of fallbacks. I'mithstanding like, I mean, producing 636 00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:58.079 podcast is not my you know, not my nine to five. This is 637 00:47:58.119 --> 00:48:00.679 just something I do on the fun I like it. It's good experience, 638 00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:05.400 so I it's not a big concern of mine. Um well, that's good 639 00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:07.960 you. I mean, he's twenty two. He's doing everything right. He's 640 00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:10.400 like saving money. He's like in this Brandy tax bracket. Like but he 641 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:15.639 was he was upset because he had to pay this year. But he's doing 642 00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:22.440 so awesome. What if Brian, What if Brian in maybe two years from 643 00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:29.039 now, Brian, I wanted to buy a house us A secret, dude, 644 00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:30.360 would you want to buy a house here in San Diego? No? 645 00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:35.719 Would you are you thinking about why is it too expensive? Did you not 646 00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:39.760 want to live here? I just think long term return on investment UM talk 647 00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:43.559 about that. I don't tell her that you don't want to live here because 648 00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:45.039 then she'll get upset that you're going to leave. Well, and then that's 649 00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:49.000 an interest. That's a good point. So darn expensive, that's a good 650 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:53.480 point. Like like, are you gonna make any money hot owning a home? 651 00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:59.119 Yes, historically speaking, you will always make money earning a home, 652 00:48:59.159 --> 00:49:01.920 even if you buy in the best time and sold in the worst time. 653 00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:06.679 If you've owned it over ten years, for sure, it's a good investment. 654 00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:08.559 Long term. Are you always going to make money flipping? No, 655 00:49:08.840 --> 00:49:15.760 But that's anywhere. But I do also understand people not wanting to live here 656 00:49:16.039 --> 00:49:21.800 if you don't have to, because a lot of your income goes towards your 657 00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.119 mortgage, and not just your mortgage. It's also expensive. Gas is expensive 658 00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:30.079 here, electricity, everything is expensive here, So you know if you can 659 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.280 there's a lot of people I would say in their thirties to fifties that are 660 00:49:34.360 --> 00:49:39.360 not retiring yet, but they're too established to leave. And that's where you 661 00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:43.880 know a lot of people are stuck where it's really expensive to become a first 662 00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:49.440 time HomeBuyer. But you're thirty, so you have an established career, maybe 663 00:49:49.519 --> 00:49:52.199 married, kids, that kind of thing, So the barrier to entry is 664 00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:54.119 really high at the moment. Also, I mean also, and I don't 665 00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:57.639 know how accur these numbers are some months ago, but I mean, I 666 00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:00.480 think I forget who projected that San Diego market will probably collapse twenty five percent 667 00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:05.119 over the next five years. Um, And that's an estimation. But um, 668 00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:07.239 it's just it's a lot of money in Obviously, real estate's probably the 669 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:10.800 safest investment that's ever been. Um, it's just a you're a plant at 670 00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:14.719 the high roller table. It's a high barrier to entry, um. And 671 00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:16.960 you get a lot less of your money in San Diego. So you do 672 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:21.440 get less money or less for your money in San Diego. For sure, 673 00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.000 you make more money here typically depending on what you do because it cost a 674 00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:30.079 living adjustments and right stuff, so you know, some of it balances out, 675 00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:32.679 and it's it's just everybody's individual thing. There's a lot of people that 676 00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:36.119 have thought it's going to collapse for a long time, and it's just I 677 00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:37.840 don't I don't think I ever collapse like so unlike two thousand and eight. 678 00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:42.679 Yeah, that was a that was a fun time. That's exactly when we 679 00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:46.800 sold our house when I was divorcing. We sold it. We bought it 680 00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:50.159 in two thousand and six, which was like the worst time, right, 681 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:53.519 and we've sold it. It's the worst tider. Yeah. I've always had 682 00:50:53.599 --> 00:50:58.039 bad luck when it comes to no money, but not always not you know 683 00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:00.599 what, universe not anymore, not anymore? Well, yeah, it's crazy. 684 00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:05.760 My my sister, recently married, is about to purchase or about to 685 00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.760 rent her first apartment with her husband in North Carolina and they can get a 686 00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:15.360 luxury two bedroom fifteen hundred square for department for thirteen hundred Yeah. I meanwhile, 687 00:51:15.400 --> 00:51:16.880 the cheapest out here. That's not you know, I know you've just 688 00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:20.639 been on the hunt for an apartment. I mean meanwhile, bedrooms are like 689 00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:24.880 eleven hundred dollars a month. Yeah, a bedroom. Yeah, I know, 690 00:51:25.000 --> 00:51:28.440 I see both sides of it. Yeah, And I mean obviously San 691 00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:30.920 Diego has a lot to offer the other places you don't um and supplying the 692 00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:34.400 man what can you do? Right? Also, and that's what I like 693 00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:38.719 about your your plan, your long term plan, because who knows what could 694 00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:42.840 happen, you know, in two years something like amazing, and then you're 695 00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.079 gonna be prepared. You're gonna be so far along. Right, it's such 696 00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:50.920 you know, it's at a certain point that it'll be good. Correct, 697 00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:55.719 I think it? Yeah, I rebuke you for I don't know, I 698 00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:00.000 just say something controversial. I don't know. I just okay, family, 699 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:08.639 what disappoints you about your mother? Oh? Boy, nothing I need. 700 00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:16.599 There is not one thing about my mother that disappoints me. Um, But 701 00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:22.039 how much about you is your disappointed? Um? I don't know. We 702 00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.159 should call her, but it's not a good time a night to call her 703 00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:29.800 because she's already a couple of martinis in and she's doing her cross words right 704 00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:31.480 now. So we don't bug her at eight o'clock at night. Oh she'll 705 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:37.880 be mad and possibly your scratchers. Yeah. Um. Maybe maybe the only 706 00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:43.039 thing that maybe I was a little disappointed in it was that she never gave 707 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:47.760 dating a chance after my father died when he was sixty years old. She 708 00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:57.159 was fifty seven when he died, and she never ever ever dated or went 709 00:52:57.239 --> 00:53:00.320 on, never saw another man nothing. He was her one and only forever 710 00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:04.320 and ever but now that sounds romantic, So now I'm not disappointed. No. 711 00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:07.400 I looked up to her for that, So there's nothing I'm disappointed in. 712 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:10.599 Saint Mary's the personal choice, it is, and I understand it is. 713 00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:14.519 They were, it was the best. Okay, we're not gonna get 714 00:53:14.519 --> 00:53:16.440 into that because I'm gonna start crying. So let it's not sure. Turn 715 00:53:17.079 --> 00:53:22.079 Oh, okay, rule the time, all right, hopefully he gets yes, 716 00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.079 it's finally sex. Oh god, I know this is a good cheez. 717 00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:34.440 Who do you dislike or even hate but still find sexually appealing? Like? 718 00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.880 There are worst questions in there than that? Here, try another one. 719 00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:43.360 I don't even know what that meant. Who is the most unlikely or 720 00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:47.360 unusual person you've sturbated too? Oh my god, I don't want to. 721 00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:52.639 Oh god, I don't I know you think that I didn't answer that one? 722 00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:57.119 Uh, because I don't even want to know the answer that one. 723 00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:02.199 I'm thinking I don't either one. I know the answer to that. Oh 724 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:07.119 boy, that's what happens when we talk about the Now. Now you pissed 725 00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:12.559 my mom off. Now she's mad. Mama is so mad. Oh, 726 00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:15.159 oh my god, I'm sorry you guys on Instagram. I'm let me hear 727 00:54:15.559 --> 00:54:20.400 draw for No, it's Megan's stern. We're gonna do one more. I 728 00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:22.360 Did you not want me to answer that? No, I don't want you 729 00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.000 to answer that. Okay, So did you want me to pick another card? 730 00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:31.119 Yeah? Go ahead. Have you ever had a sexual thought you know 731 00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:37.719 is wrong? No? Like you? Okay, never mind? Nor were 732 00:54:37.719 --> 00:54:38.800 you gonna say no, no, no, no, no, We're you 733 00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:42.320 gonna take it into smut Valley? Yeah? I was. I mean there 734 00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:46.400 are sex questions, I know, very very weird, like any No, 735 00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:53.000 like you never like lusted after someone like the cucumber or something. I don't 736 00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:58.440 know. All right, we went different. I'm just saying, all right, 737 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:01.400 it's Megan's stern. I think it's only the sin you cook with the 738 00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:08.000 cucumber afterwards. Oh oh, career, career, all right, you've had 739 00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:13.039 some good one. I know you you did. Who do you blame for 740 00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:17.840 the state of your career aside from yourself? Will blame? Sounds like it's 741 00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:23.679 a bad thing, But I would say the biggest influence on my career has 742 00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:29.320 been my daughter because being a single mom. The one thing I loved about 743 00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:32.239 this career was that I was able to make sure I was at all of 744 00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.480 her events and all of her you know, awards and all of that stuff, 745 00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:42.280 and my career kind of revolved around being a mom rather than the other 746 00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:46.639 way around, which it does in a typical job. And it also kept 747 00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:52.920 me from maybe expanding as much as I would have if I didn't have her 748 00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:57.639 there, because it was important to me to take those years and really make 749 00:55:57.679 --> 00:56:00.639 the most of them, because you get it once same the same way. 750 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:05.760 So now looking back, I could have maybe been bigger, brighter places by 751 00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:07.440 now, but I wouldn't have had the times I had with Kenzie, so 752 00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:10.480 it's not worth it, and she wouldn't have turned out to be the kind 753 00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:15.159 of person she is today, which is kind and wonderful from what I hear 754 00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:20.880 from you, and very tender and wonderful. Oh before we continue, if 755 00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:23.800 we're going to continue, let's talk about this was really cool. What you 756 00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:30.400 the thing that you held at your property a couple weeks ago. I didn't 757 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:37.079 know this even was a thing, And I know somebody whose dog died from 758 00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:38.760 this, and now that I remember, I think back to this, So 759 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:42.440 tell them what you did and what I mean, Are you going to do 760 00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.000 it again? So so yes, we're going to do it again. It 761 00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:50.079 was really successful. It was a long day, but what we did was 762 00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:54.719 we did rattlesnake aversion training at our property. We have four dogs. I'm 763 00:56:54.719 --> 00:57:00.079 a huge dog lover. They're my babies. And when I got my first 764 00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:04.239 dog a few years ago, somebody told me about this and said that it 765 00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:12.039 saved their dog's life because rattlesnake bites are fast and expensive if you even get 766 00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:16.599 them somewhere in time. So I took Charlie, my oldest dog, to 767 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:22.039 rattlesnake aversion training and then this last year we offered to hold it at our 768 00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:27.760 home. So we had sixty five dogs come through and go through the training 769 00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:30.440 where they're exposed to the smell, the site, the sound, and then 770 00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:34.400 by the end of it they should not want anything to do with them. 771 00:57:34.480 --> 00:57:38.760 So and that also helps you avoid rattlesnakes as well. Yeah, oh my 772 00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:42.880 gosh, this is so great and it was successful and wonderful. You're gonna 773 00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.880 do it great. I actually got a text from somebody about a week later 774 00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:49.079 that said that their dog went out to go potty. They were in Lakeside, 775 00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.800 and about ten minutes later the dog started barking like crazy and came back 776 00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:55.960 to the door and got them and took them right to where a snake was 777 00:57:57.320 --> 00:58:00.519 no way. Yeah, yes it does. Wow, Yeah, that's awesome. 778 00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:04.440 The way I found out, there's a lady that hikes with her Golden 779 00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:08.039 retriever and she told me about it because she said that the snake training actually 780 00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:12.760 alerts her on hiking trails because her dog won't get within you know, twenty 781 00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:15.360 five ft. Wow, that's really cool and it's real. It's really cool 782 00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:20.000 to watch, and it's pretty amazing to see how smart and how quickly these 783 00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:23.039 dogs catch on and some don't. But yeah, for the most part, 784 00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:27.320 Yeah, you know, hike with your dog. You're gonna want to take 785 00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:30.599 this course called so when you do it again, if you would like us 786 00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:34.480 to mention on the podcast, pretty will so people can contact you. I 787 00:58:34.480 --> 00:58:37.159 mean, I don't know how fast. It sounds like it filled it pretty 788 00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:38.639 fast. It filled up pretty fast, and I had a lot I had 789 00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:42.880 a waiting list of like thirty five people. We may do like two days, 790 00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:45.519 like a full weekend next year. Um, but yeah, it was. 791 00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:49.760 It was really cool and it's um, I don't know, seeing all 792 00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.639 the dogs was the best part of the day, all the different breeds and 793 00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:58.599 yes, and that's somebody that came that said that their dog it was I 794 00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.719 think twenty three thousand dollars that it took, oh, because it got bit 795 00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:06.199 in the face. I can the amount of like vials and it had to 796 00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:12.559 stand like the pet ice you and everything. So who how I mean, 797 00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:16.039 what do you do give your dog up if you don't have or exactly? 798 00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:22.559 That's so wow, wow, that is insane tough choice between twenty three thousand 799 00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:25.559 and your dog too, I know, especially if you're like me and they're 800 00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:31.599 like my babies. Who has out on their dog too? So what happens? 801 00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:36.800 Yeah, like what happens if like you're me and something happens to Elvis 802 00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.320 and I, well, I have pet insurance, but you have to front 803 00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:43.360 the money first and then they pay you back for it or some of it. 804 00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:52.360 And I think that they have like pet um payment plan payment Yeah yeah, 805 00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:55.800 yeah, Well I'm already going to be in debt for the rest of 806 00:59:55.800 --> 01:00:00.559 my life for student loans that I have to take another one out tomorrow, 807 01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:02.400 but wish me like, oh my god, I need to found myself right 808 01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:05.920 now. Evan's like, well, I can't go to school unless you sign 809 01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:09.039 this loan like another one. Help me? But anyway, all right, 810 01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:10.880 do we want to play one more round? Are we done? Are we 811 01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:15.239 too hot? Do we just want to say? We're in an hour? 812 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:21.920 All right? You guys so happy to introduce you to Megan Root. You're 813 01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.960 so welcome. We're gonna be talking a lot about her, her company, 814 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:31.599 Milestone Properties, and why you should contact her if you're even thinking about purchasing 815 01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:36.679 purchasing a house, a condo, a shack. I don't know, an 816 01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:40.519 out house here in San Diego. Megan Root should be the very first person 817 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:44.079 you contact. She's gonna hold your hand the whole way through, even if 818 01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:49.599 it takes three years. It's awesome. Yeah, so much. You're gonna 819 01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:52.280 have to Are you gonna be there? You said on the seventeen at the 820 01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.719 party seventeen pay tickets are on sale, Laura can after dark dot com or 821 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:59.880 Urban mos dot com. It's gonna be so fun this party. Are four 822 01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:01.679 your anniversary party? Four years. We've been doing this thing. I know 823 01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:06.440 it's a long time. I know we stirred it on his bed. Hopefully, 824 01:01:07.559 --> 01:01:12.360 hopefully it ends well. You know, we say at the end of 825 01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:15.000 our show. What we say the logout? Yeah see she even knows the 826 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:19.400 turns. She knows the turns and the logout. All right, I'll say 827 01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:21.719 it. You say it then, Eric, please, dear God, say 828 01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:24.519 it, because we got to end this thing. It was really great having 829 01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:30.119 you on. Thanks for having me than anytime. And love your podcast. 830 01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:35.079 Love your podcast, love your podcast. You behaved. I love you, 831 01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:38.199 my sweet baby. Bye bye, guys,