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Yeah. So Melissa Pie is a
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is subject objectifying the men. I
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what's wrong with the country right now, these people like Melissa Pee. No,

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she's one hundred percent right. This
was way on a lot. What

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are you doing? What? I
like? What's going on? Daddy water?

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Do you want some of mine?
Okay? I like your shirt?

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Me too? No? Thank you? Interesting, she said, no,

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thank you? No, no,
no. She did not express gratitude for

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the compliment. Oh well, we
teach her better than that. Welcome aboard

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another brand spanking new episode of another
Below Deck podcast. I'm Dylan, suddled

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up next to one Pat. I'd
asked for permission to come aboard, but

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I've already been a board. Yeah, stuck here for a while. Sorry

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for the delay on the show.
We usually get it out Tuesday nights,

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but this one was a little bit
different. Our producer, oh can we

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blame him, came in all hopped
up on firehouse subs and I don't know,

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fucked everything up somehow he deleted two
shows, or if they didn't record

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or whatever it was. Whatever happened, whether it was a Poulter Poultergeist or

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Kalin being what was the sandwich?
The club? Yeah, the Turkey Club.

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It was some kind of fancy firehouse
bastardization of a club sandwich. Anyways,

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he was hopped up on all sorts
of stuff. Don't forget. He

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was also hot. He was too
hot, and he said he got bitten

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by mosquito bites. And he fucking
deleted all of the recordings. I think

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in protest because you wouldn't turn the
air conditioning. That's true, So who

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pays the bills here? Kay?
We have got to get into episodes one

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ish and two. To be quite
honest, we're fatigued with episode one.

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We've already done an entire recap of
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it's the best podcast we've I think
it was, too. It's really a

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shame that it was lost. Yeah, well, so it's hard to recap

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an episode twice. We're not going
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and we say the same jokes and
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But I guess we can kind of
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moments of the first episode, of
which there were a couple. I'm gonna

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crack open a couple of face melters
real quick. You want one? Uh

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no, thank you? Okay,
So while I'm lighting up a face melter,

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will you go ahead and hit them
with some public service announcements? Sure?

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Okay, So season one of Below
Deck we were having such a great

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time with that. You're really missing
out if you're not on Patreon for five

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bucks. In another week, you're
gonna get three shows a week for five

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bucks. You get season one of
Below Deck. You get another podcast show

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in which Dylan and I just you
know, we just shoot the ship.

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And then we have Love is Blind, which will be uh you all ownership?

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That's right. You don't like a
cat that your neighbor has or something.

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No, no dog, I don't
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then I talk off a little.
I talked about something personal that a lot

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of people had thoughts on. If
you're having a wedding and parents dies,

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do you still put the wedding on? Yeah? So we really probe kind

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of the upper and lower layers of
the crust of life on another podcast show.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's not us
just scaping goofing about like Reality Recap.

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You get to know us too on
a personal level. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, the same way Rockefeller drilled
for oil, we drill for truth

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on another podcast show. That's right. Well, anyway you want to get

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into the show, we should give
our do we give our thoughts and not

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or anything like that. Yeah,
I said Love is Blind? Yeah yeah,

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and that starts next week. But
if you should just jump in there

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right now, because we've just dropped
the episode of recapping. I think my

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roommate is the Devil episode seven.
I think of season one to blowdeck with

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Adrian the person that was actually the
devil in that scenario, and it was

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a wonderful recap. She gives us
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the show was created, what everybody
really thinks about Lee if they had to,

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you know, if they took some
truth, Seramon could tell him what

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they really think about him. It's
some interesting stuff that I think she called

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him a drunk. She did.
She also said, no one really likes

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him because he's a dick. Listen, plenty of people do like him.

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You're sure you don't want any face
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going to the Hollywood Bowl, man, I know, but I'm a parent.

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I got two kids. Now,
I can't get that fucked up.

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Are you going to take the kids? No, no, no, no,

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they're gonna hang out with a little
pit to nanny. But we're gonna

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go to the show. But you
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up when you have children. You
can have a couple of cocktails, but

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they'll they'll be judgment. There are
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Who are you thinking? You're kind
of a bitch right now? Oh

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okay, Well, I'm just saying
what you smoke? I can't smoke.

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That's my point. Maybe I could
have like a gummy or eat like a

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little piece of it. Get out
smoke that crazy shit. Let's get into

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the episode. We thought the first
one was good, Yes, yeah,

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I also thought the second one was
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what the hell was happening at that
dinner date. Oh yeah, yeah,

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yeah yeah. Quite a couple of
love scruise lose from both of them.

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Yeah, it's almost like they edited
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put a shet a little bit more
light on what was taking place at that

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time table. Well, anyway,
what are you talking about nothing. You

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know, you and the sea rat. I don't communicate with the sea rats

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as much as you do. You
and your little thumbs. You love the

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DA You feel a lot of famous
person talking to all the fucking sea rats.

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They reach out to me. Okay, okay, so anyway, don't

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let it color your job. Okay, what never. I'm a professional,

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Dylan. I have integrity. We're
essentially journalists exactly. Okay. Let's say

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you're working for the Boston Globe and
some cardinal takes you out to a fat

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steak dinner. Are you gonna report
on the atrocities or not? Is it

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Ruth's crisp? Ruth's Crisp? Isn't
that what it's called? No, that's

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not what it's called. What's called
Ruth's chris And they took a lot of

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PPP loans unnecessarily. Also, iPhone
twelves have too much radiation. I hear.

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If the whole world is going to
ship it really is. But you

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know what, thankfully they have us. Let's get into it. Okay,

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do you want to do what do
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keep nursing this face melter from OKEEP
just to get primed and ready. Also,

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I having the faintest fucking idea what
happened? Okay, I'll break it

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down, all right. So the
episode picks up with a live performance from

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Thunder down Under, where we're your
nipples licked and your balls tucked out by

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a complete strangers. It's just another
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so they're having a lot of fun
there. Oh yeah. On the

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first episode we did that, Klin
lost, we talked about how Zoro was

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kind of like, you know,
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the wall, so that like one
of their nefertids or whatever. It kind

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of looks like Lady Justice, you
with hands instead of scales, and the

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balls are on the hands. Yeah, it was better when we did it

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the first time. That's okay,
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like that last night and then we
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a little shade at I forget what
charter guess it is. But she also

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has a funny voice. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Asia. Asia makes

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mention that she's got an odd voice, and she apologizes in the most Asia

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way that she possibly could. So
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think, and there is a primary
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she's a party girl, she's a
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she came at some point, Yeah, she came. That's why she went

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and took a nap. She's like
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want to sleep? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. And we talked about on

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PMZ that it's an evolutionary failure that
you can't come and run for both for

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both generalties and and you know,
even the pans and you know all all

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everybody. When you come, you
have a refractory period. Where were there

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to be sabertooth tiger home invader.
You're gonna be slow to the draw two

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thousand years ago. Yeah, you
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you know they don't have condominiums back
then, they do not have condom Next

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thing, you got a fucking grizzly
bear hand and they're way and they're even

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bigger and meaner. And you're like, do I want to run away?

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What are you talking about? Of
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gonna die. All that's snapping off? Will it be for not if you

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do not get away? But you
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Milissippi is a fucking wit blanket,
all right, she is subject objectifying the

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men. I mean we we these
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right now, these people like Melissa
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This was way out of line.
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So the the drunk one, the
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captain's quarters, begins mocking the wheel
sides. And this is where treacherous and

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deceitful behavior is on display from when
Juao yes, yeah, he I believe

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he called Captain hot Pants up to
the bridge with uh, you know,

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Zara in there smoking a cigarette.
She and she sticks him with Captain hot

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pants. He says, well,
I'll see you later, buddy, I

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think you got this. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, treachery bad form.

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Thankfully Jamayson there to save the day
and pull on a full on a beaver

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blocker. Get the fuck out of
here and get sit down at your table,

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please, m beaver blocker. A
beaver blocker, Uh huh grosses me

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out. Really, yeah, I'm
sorry. You don't seem to be offended

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by a grown woman feeling the nutsacks
of a number of twenty year olds.

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No, you know, that's that's
common law. That's just gonna happen,

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you know what I mean, you
know, and it's not just all right.

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You know, the wealthy really do
feel as though they have dominion over

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us. Oh yes, it all
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argue before then maybe yeah, so
you too fuck each other? You too?

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Oh you want us to fuck?
No, I want you guys to

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pick up a sword and kill each
other. Yeah yeah, and then why

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for fun? Yeah, I kill
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And you're like, I listen,
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You're all about how how am I
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it's like off with his head for
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let me just say this though,
okay, lot before I have to

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kill something. Yeah, what's with
the alligator in the corner? Kay?

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What's he doing here? All right? Crazy times? Crazy times? I

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would have been I always say,
what would I have been in the past?

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Well, I would have been a
money changer. Oh right, right,

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Well I'm a drunk, so I
would have been a bartender. Oh

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yeah, yeah, mix it up
with everybody. But you can't get high

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in your own supply, especially not
in the Roman days. You needed to

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be a little finger, like a
creature where you you picked up on all

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the gossip of the day. Yeah
yeah, And I wouldn't touch a drop

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of gruel until after midnight. Oh
they had wine, They had delicious.

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They had delicious wine back then from
Elva gruel. Not for the Romans.

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But enough, This is not a
history podcast, regardless of how accurate and

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well knowledgeable we are about ancient history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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you want to talk about I want
to talk about the next day,

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next day when Asia tells these women
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I want nothing to do with scuba
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be down there. I don't trust
myself with contraptions. You could also get

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trapped between two rocks. Next thing, you know, they're like, what

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are you gonna do? So what
you say? You try and climb in

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a cave. You're trying to change
like a gigantic zebra eel. Next thing,

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you know, that scuba thing tank
on swage between two rocks. They're

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like, right, I don't know
what we're gonna do here? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, And then you
drowned to death. Okay, so there's

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that, but also the contraptions.
There's so many valves and nozzles, you

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know what I mean. I would
fuck it up somehow. Yeah, I'd

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get the bens nitrogen head blows off. I'm not sure. I can barely

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work my prius. It's just a
it's just a car. It's very easy.

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Well, you know how I stand
on this. I'm afraid of water.

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I hate the ocean. So no
buyo, no bueno for you.

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But even with us being this averse
to this practice, when Asia said yea

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to drinking, to drinking, it
hits the ears incorrectly, You're like,

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well, that doesn't make it anymos, not at all. And then I

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was thinking, so a lot of
people are on our Facebook group. Join

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it if you haven't already another below
deck podcast on Facebook. Some had chimed

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in that you don't actually have to
have a scuba license, because I would

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have thought if you went through all
the trouble of getting a scuba diving license,

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you clearly would know you're not supposed
to be boozing, right, But

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I guess you can get certified on
the spot. Oh well, that might

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have even that I'll probably take like
thirty seven minutes. I can't imagine it

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taking less than watch a video.
Yeah. Well, anyway, that was

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a major fuck up on Asia's part, major fuck up. And tonight we

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have an LVP performance for Masha.
I mean, it's just insane. She's

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all over the place. She's turning
Serena into a line cook. She's telling

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these women that they can get drunk
before going, you know, into the

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bowels of the ocean, and then
she just completely forgets to tell Serena that

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Captain hotta Ass is sitting down for
dinner and she's just losing her goddamn mind.

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Zarina will settle her hash with this
later in the episode. I believe,

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Yeah, yea three strike roll.
I like the three strike roll.

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Aha is lighting stacks of money on
fire at this point, and it's very,

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very dangerous. So they get back
and they go up to Asha and

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they go, hey, Ash,
the fuck was And Asia is teflon don

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in this moment. She takes zero
accountability for any kind of error, and

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I respect the move, I respect
the moxie. Yeah, they kind of

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bought it. I don't know how. I don't think they did. Now,

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Kermit confesses to us that she did, in fact fuck up. I

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think they showed her a little video
playback of her saying ye us to us.

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She admits wrongdoing to them. She
smashes them with over the head with

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the gas lamp is what she does
to them, and then add insult to

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injury. She hams up the snorkeling
aspect. Snorkeling's good. Snorkeling's good for

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you. You should do snorkling.
Snorkeling's great. She hams up how incredible

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snorkeling is. And that's a very
very shooby thing to do, but it

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works. Sometimes you kind of graph
thoughts on people because you're like, I

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guess I like school snorkeling. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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it's in my brain now. Doesn't
work on you? Doesn't? Oh yeah,

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you can graft. You know how
you get h little finger you were

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talking about earlier? Yeah yeah,
yeah, from game at H. Well

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what you do? Start ah,
if you hate a coworker, started going

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to the boss lady or the boss
man, start going hey Jacob, it's

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a little lazy. Oh yeah.
The first time the person is gonna go

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I don't think that, but okay, thanks mentioned it like a week later,

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he's kind of lazy, and then
you mentioned it to a couple other

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co workers. Then you start creating
a thing, okay, and then at

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some point when Jacob does appear to
be a little lazy, he is deemed

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the laziest person. It's really a
manipulative thing of human natures, and I

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despise it quite frankly. Is this
a Bob Green like forty eight Laws of

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Power kind of thing? I guess
that would be in that book, but

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I used to notice it with when
I worked at that insurance. Yeah,

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I would worry that you would run
the risk of people thinking you were a

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crazy person because you're going around telling
everybody that one guy's lazy. And then

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everybody starts talking and they're like,
he doesn't seem to be lazy, but

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this guy's going around and telling everybody
that this guy's lazy. I think he's

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got it out for this guy.
I shared the story before my my dear

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friend Bob used to call Bob the
whatever but he was short and anyway,

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we were good. But he's not
short. Patrick. You cannot shy away

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from the language of your Okay,
you know these wokesters, man, I

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know but I don't want to offend
anybody but back he's Bob, the gay

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dwarf. And he went the gay
dwarf. He's not just short, all

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of the proportions are small. Yes. And we were at a bar and

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he hit on me and said,
would we ever sleep with each other?

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And I said, I'll tell you
why. If I ever die, you

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can have sex with my dead body. But other than that, no fucking

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way. Yeah, child, I
was laughing. He went and cried.

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Then the next day he went to
a TopWare party with all my coworkers and

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decided to tell them that I am
the laziest person that works at North American

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Insurance. And then I get called
in the manager's office. A little fuck.

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I had no idea that bizarre hypothetical
you laid out was such a hurtful

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personal tale. Wow, I live
with it very pain. You know,

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the disabled have quite a chip on
their shoulder. No, I'm kidding,

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all right, all right, all
right, back on, all right,

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where the fuck are we? All
right? So yeah, guests return a

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shad denies any culpability, and then
we get Keith Stone, the stolen character

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of Captain Lego. Ahead. I
know, I pointed, this out this

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I need to repeat this style.
And because we've mentioned this on the show

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also, it's been talked about it
on Facebook group. I thought Keith Stone

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because I I don't remember them running
that out in Los Angeles, but it

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was obviously run wherever the fuck he's
from, I do. But it was

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like one of those things like like
a dua lipa song that just keeps going

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over and over again, and you
hear it all the time, so it

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just becomes like oxygen too. You
don't see it, you don't think about

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it, you just fucking ingested.
Here's the thing with Culver is he completely

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just steals the entire character, never
giving credit to while I stole this from

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a key light Key commercial. So
here's the commercial. This is the an

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actual culture. A little lady,
my kekey, she's sucking the treeblema Stone,

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Hey little key, easy easy,
easy, adding girl. She'll be

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fine. She's just a little shaken. Thank you, young man. What's

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your name? My name Stone?
Now, if you don't know that character

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exists, you'd be like, oh, that that's an original thing that Captain

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Legohad came up with. But when
you realize that he just stole it,

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it just brings. I mean,
he I think even the origin is derivative.

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So to steal from something that derivative
and then to, through some kind

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of horrific floor routine, convince yourself
that it is of your own creativity and

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imagination. I mean, it's really
really horrifying. Now they're doing on you.

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You want original bastard? So the
Yeah, I guess we're just gonna

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keep hammering him. Yeah. There's
not a lot likable about him, No,

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and I know, but I just
he's lazy, he's a jerk,

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he's a copycat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. By the way, he's

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cheap. He's cheap. I think
in the next episode it's the second time

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he doesn't pay a fucking bill.
All right, well, listen, I

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would hate him just on that.
Listen. I don't want to be the

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guy defending Jaffar or anything here,
but you know, I'm not going to

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defend me. I'm talking with half
the cast, and they hear me break

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his balls every single episode, not
one single person. That's Hey, I

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think you're getting Colver Rocke. I
say, there's silence is at actually quite

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definitely? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
yeah, wow, sorry, Colve.

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Sorry, do people call you colve. Okay, so the yeah that and

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and let's break down that Keystone light
commercial real quick. I mean, thank

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god we have progressed while it was
from twenty eighteen. By the way,

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Yeah, I know the that commercial
was. We didn't say what it was.

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It was a it was an old
woman in peril said her. We

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thought her Kiki was in the tree. The tree. What Kiki was was

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her smoking hot granddaughter and Keystone pulls
her out, saves her life and all

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that. And I was just thinking
about it. Cat pussy. He's just

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he's going around drinking beer, trolling
for pussy. That's what Keith Stone Dull

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Stones, hold my balls. I
mean, there are so many antendras double

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and it's just a gross character to
rip off. You know. Now you're

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going in on him. I know, it's ridiculous, all right, ridiculous.

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So Serena learns hot Pants will be
joining for dinner. And this is

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when you get you get a call
from Whittier. That's never good. Yeah,

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Witty, that is what do they
want? Anyway, Serena informs Karmit

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that she has a three three strike
rule about communication. I don't know what

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she'd do on that third strike but
because I don't think you can fire the

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chiefs too. Maybe she'd complain,
I don't know, whatever, karmit takes

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it well? Uh and then would
she? I could see Serena snapping,

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do you think so? Yeah,
throwing a ladle of stock at somebody or

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something like that. Third strike you're
out and you have burns. You know,

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I could see Serena doing that.
Food if it's really hot, I

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can injure you as well. Oh
yeah, you ever had a fresh hot

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slice of pie? Oh? Yeah, I mean it's essentially you know,

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the things that make up a cobbler
are sweet sweet Jimmy napalm, fresh out

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of the oven. You need that
to cool down for I mean, I

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would say as long as maybe a
roast turkey or or lasagna. Maybe lasagna,

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perfect resting food. You know,
you can't just go in on that.

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You'll ruin the integrity of it.
It'll fall like the Twin Towers.

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So hot Pants joins the dinner table, and immediately I guess he joins the

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game he didn't want to, which
was twenty questions. Yeah, but you

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gotta do better with the task.
Hot pot ass is not good at small

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talk, and we've talked about this
before. He's very, very lucky that

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he's so attractive because he has lived. Listen, I think he's great for

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the show. I think he's perfect
captain. Captain, but we've got a

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checkered past. And when you plow
yachts into marinas and kill a bunch of

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people and you're bad at small talk, there's really only one thing that can

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make up for that, and it's
being a hot piece of hap. Look,

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mate, you know, you know
I like blue cheese. Nobody could

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do anything with that. You know. The only captain maybe Captain Carey from

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Adventure who will now be helming the
original franchise. No one tries at these

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dinners except for Captain Glenn. He'll
engage in just a really dumb conversation and

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seem like he's completely engaged. Well, I mean, we know why,

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Well, we know why. Captain
Glenn has always had an itch to begin

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graduating. He's been in you know, four a one serial murdering for a

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while. But to really go into
like a graduate pro program of that kind

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of thing, you have to start
taking people out who will be missed,

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right, So you can take out
lepers and homeless people and prostitutes the way

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Captain Glenn does. But every time
he sits down to dinner with a gaggle

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of wealthy women, he thinks,
can I do it? Could I get

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away with it? And part of
that is to lull them into a sense

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of security, perhaps get a phone
number, get a point of contact to

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reel them back in. So that's
why. But I don't think any of

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these captains like sitting down for dinner. Well anyway, he gets the funk

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out of there before desserts put on
the table, and then the magic seamen

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arrive. Hello God, and then
I think, what happened to Melissa Peas,

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which wishes. We've got fucking culver
coming out there with his tits out

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and his dick out. He's talking
about come and then he's snapping one of

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those those drunk ladies with a fucking
bag at in their face. Yeah yeah,

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yeah. They have some fucking broiled
sausage that's charred, black and dead,

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and he's rubbing that on people that
smell and then their rubbing baguette,

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depending on how fresh it is,
that's crusty and uncomfortable. But they're both

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phalic and Melissappie said, I am
not cool with this. So what do

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they do the next night? They
tie Zara to the fucking teak and start

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humping her face. I mean,
it's absolutely ridiculous. Melissa Pee is not

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long for this friend group. No, she's buzz killed though. You can't

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have those people, are we at
the end of this episode? All right?

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So anyway, so they do their
little fucking song and dance and and

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then Jamay and Luca before everyone goes
to bed exchange igs so they can start

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m Yeah, according to the Chirons, but god knows when those things happen.

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Yeah, next morning, the anchor
returns home. I always love that.

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The only time I've ever trusted a
Chiron is when they showed culvert texting

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in all caps always? Is that
right that I believe happened? Yeah,

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I'll be there in three days.
Calm down. Well, four juices have

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been made by Margo, so she's
hitting her goddamn Sea Rats stride at this

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point. Oh yeah, combine for
Sea Rats four juices. Yeah yeah,

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wow, right, job, Margot, you did that. Yeah yeah,

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well, and it is right to
belittle them the way you're doing right now.

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But I mean, when you're when
you've got a mimosa bar that has

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variety. You're like, wow,
this is going to be a brunch.

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Oh yeah, yeah, I agree, this is going to be a brunch.

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Do you remember that fame day when
we went out and we had a

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Castaways Castaways? I didn't I had
no idea I needed a charcoal mimosa until

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that day. And then, of
course we got the unfortunate news that they

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were done serving the charcoal mimosas.
Yeah. I only want the charcoal memosa

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now, Andrew, So what the
fuck are we are? At? Quite

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a fucking impact. We all just
dropped thirty bucks for endless mimosis. Yeah,

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get that charcoal machine. Go fire
up a fucking brick, Andrew.

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Also, this hollandais is fucking broken
and disgusting. I don't know how this

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place is. Castaways, just go
up there for the view. Yeah all

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right, So they guests apart and
a critique is getting. Yes, Melissape

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the wet blanket says, you guys
told us we who can? Hey,

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who leave it alone? Who cares
what she says? Okay, she's trying

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to fucking deflate our fun balloon.
And besides, you already handed the tip

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over, so you can't change it. Yeah, I had the greatest time

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one time. This is years ago. A person was like, God,

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I can't forget what the interaction was, but basically it was one of those

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things where you'll never see the person
again. So they were, oh,

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yeah, yeah. So I parked
in this parking spot and they said you

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can. You can park there now, but just so you know, you

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can't ever, don't ever park there
again. I said, I don't live

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in this state. I will never
be back here again. So this conversation

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is pointless, right right right,
And then they just stared like fuck you,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, thank
you. But I don't live in

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Delaware because Delaware is Delaware. No, I'm kidding. Delaware is beautiful or

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so I hear. It's just it's
just Delaware, you know. Yeah,

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look at me, a fucking coastal
elite. You are shitting on fucking states.

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I've only driven through three times and
thought every time, Man, this

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is fucking boring, you know.
So we have to get to the second

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episode. Tip Oh yeah, so
it's twenty grand, that's decent. Sixteen

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sixty six, the helmet goes to
Juoo. I think it really should have

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gone to Kermit but we can't forget
that he's stuck in captain hotpants with that

404
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,359
drunk lady. Yeah, Margot asked
Kermit if she can finish the charter season

405
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,000
on service, which is kind of
unfair to Jama. Right, here's this,

406
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,839
and they're probably well, let's yeah, let's break down the teak talk

407
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:51,400
because we we think that we're going
to have some kind of revelry, some

408
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,640
kind of of joy for the sea
routes. They've got one charter left,

409
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,440
they just killed one. They got
twenty grand, but no, we have

410
00:29:57,559 --> 00:30:02,400
politicking to get to. We have
in fighting. Now. This was Asia's

411
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,279
dare I'd say fourth or fifth error, and probably the most egregious of them,

412
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:11,400
because while it's fine to let Margo
be on service, you have to

413
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:17,039
come. You cannot give Margo that
baton without asking if you can take it

414
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:18,759
from Jamie. That's right, Private
school girl, you know, it's just

415
00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:25,799
a process here. It was really
really yucky and kind of sloppy from from

416
00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:30,160
Asia's Private school Girl rightly cries yes, yes, so widely crise. So

417
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,000
this is We're going to start the
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episode seventeen below Dack Episode seventeen. Let's

468
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let's hit it, baby, all
right. So we begin with Kermit checking

469
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,480
in on Jamay because you know she's
so upset, And meanwhile, Juao uses

470
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:42,679
this discourse amongst the interior to let
Captain leago head no fucking useless piece of

471
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,159
shick. Jua was like, no, no, no, there's there's a

472
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:52,159
process on these boats. And a
perfect example, what perfect example, Culver,

473
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,000
You know how you were a lazy
piece of shit. That's why you

474
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:59,039
didn't get a deckhead hight. So
that's what happens everybody, and Culver's just

475
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:02,239
like, god damn flighty shot across
about now. Culver, I'm gonna give

476
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:07,199
you high points for creativity. Later
when you you and Jamay go down into

477
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,000
that like chemical closet or whatever the
fuck you did to have sex, I'm

478
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:15,559
not going to give him cool points
because that was like a Dahmer processing room

479
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:19,639
that had that reeked of paint chips
and blood to each his own. But

480
00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:21,400
you got to switch it up every
once in a while. But there's no

481
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,920
important business here. So get this
Joah and Captain Lago ahead, get into

482
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:30,199
it. And then meanwhile, meanwhile
Harry looks on what he's created, because

483
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:34,760
if you really think about it,
he started all this. He's in awe

484
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,400
of his creation. It harked me
back to when I farted on a school

485
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,320
bus when I was nine and everyone
starts pointing fingers at each other. It

486
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,840
was almost a fucking riot. I'm
sitting there laughing my ass off with great

487
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,960
pride because I caused such an emotional
reaction, right right, right, It's

488
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,960
like if you let the bulls out
early of the running of the bulls.

489
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,800
You know, my brain doesn't work
sometimes. And also, my father one

490
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,440
of the happiest moments of his life, and I mean there is no exaggeration.

491
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:10,400
He farted in the Rono care He
farted in the Rono airport and there

492
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:20,599
was a toddler behind him and the
child began to cry. He it really

493
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:27,119
is one of the most joyous moments
of Clyde's entire life. Wow. Yeah,

494
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:30,360
he's a sick, sick puppy for
him, So I've never engaged in

495
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:36,840
that childish behavior since I was nine. Yeah, I think dad did when

496
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:44,000
he was like sixty two. Well, Serena lets Margo know her request was

497
00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:49,960
was cool with her, and then
Kermit swanks the reasoning for swapping everyone hogs

498
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,039
in it. It was really Harry
that ruined it. Yeah, yeah,

499
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:54,639
yeah, there's well, it was
Asia that ruined it, and Harry was

500
00:36:54,679 --> 00:37:04,719
just protecting the He's the snitch,
called the snitch, the Golden Snitch and

501
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,480
quidditch. I am not a big
Harry Potter fan, so I don't know

502
00:37:08,119 --> 00:37:13,679
why is it called the snitch because
it rhymes with quidditch? Yeah, but

503
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,239
the snitch is such a yucky thing, you know, you don't want to

504
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,599
be a snitch. That's like thus, you know, it's like a little

505
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:21,039
golden ball that flies. I feel
like it should have a different name.

506
00:37:21,079 --> 00:37:24,000
Anyways, this is a really sweet
moment between the three of them. I

507
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:28,599
think that they're a big reason why
the show is doing so well. It's

508
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:31,360
a really really great interior. There's
a lot of fun there. Did we

509
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:37,360
somebody got fired? Oh yeah?
That rat from Lapia? Oh yeah lord

510
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,360
yeah, yeah, as she sucked. Yeah, we couldn't have you need

511
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:46,719
fun synergy with hiccups. You can't
have nastiness for too long. Nastiness too

512
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:52,360
overstays. It's welcome too often,
way too often. Nobody needs that.

513
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:59,280
So we head out to So there's
gonna be two We're gonna have two storylines

514
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,079
we're following simultaneously. We are going
to have the drunk sea rats out at

515
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:05,440
a restaurant doing what they do.
Yeah, and then we're gonna have a

516
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:08,480
date night like that Frost poem.
M Yes, yes, rod less traveled.

517
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:13,239
We're on this road and Zerena lets
us and the road less less traveled.

518
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,199
Here is two sea rats sitting down
to try to date each other.

519
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:20,960
And there's a reason why that's less
traveled. Now, Zerena says she has

520
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,119
a lot of questions about Chiual because
she's only known him for two weeks.

521
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,159
You've known him for a little bit
longer than that, because he dated your

522
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:31,039
friend Zerina. Okay, so when
we get her on the show, which

523
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:34,400
we will get her on the show, I gotta get into this because I

524
00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:38,840
was completely confused by this dinner,
because while it is a jokey kind of

525
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:44,480
tension, it is certainly adversary.
No, no, No. What makes

526
00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:51,760
it so uncomfortable was how the jokings
didn't mask any of the animosity or quite

527
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:59,719
frankly, anarchy from Serena. Serena
just went off right Zerena a gasket blew

528
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:06,360
because she calls him fake. And
then I think he asked, oh my

529
00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:08,880
god, that don't ever speak to
me again. Line that don't ever speak

530
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:14,840
to me that way. I'm not
fucking joking. That was concerning. I

531
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,679
think he must have done something to
piss her off before. Maybe we didn't

532
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,559
see something that they added it out. I don't know. I'm just call

533
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:25,039
me crazy, but because it does
not make sense, because they had wonderful

534
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:30,280
kind of compatibility and same sense of
humor, and of course the sexual chemistry

535
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,519
is there. This is a night
out where you're going to order a bunch

536
00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:37,079
of I think, skinny bitches and
have a fucking good old time and then

537
00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:39,440
bang away back at the boat.
Skinny bitch isn't quite a dinner order two

538
00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:45,559
maybe not banging away because the dinner
order was margaritea pizza puscida barata hit the

539
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:47,119
table at the same time, see
you later. I was like, my

540
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:55,599
god, that is a way to
order my gun so they have a insane

541
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:07,039
breakdown, and the the sea rats
are partaking in what they'd partake in usually,

542
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:13,599
which is sitting down. Lots of
smiling drinks are ordered, and Asha

543
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:21,920
begins a you would think that it's
an unrealistic amount of enthusiasm for really any

544
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,719
place they go. But that's just
a yeah, that's just a yeah,

545
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,679
yeah, that's why we love her. Yeah, overly enthusi enthusiastic about stupid

546
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,320
things. Hey, you know,
Captain legohead checks in with bol Off,

547
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:37,199
his buddy there for that. You
know, everyone's got these rats, right,

548
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,440
they got limited time to try and
get on the next boat, So

549
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,039
she's kind of waiting. This may
have been a big blunder on culversus.

550
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:45,159
What do you mean that he lied
about it? I don't think he lied

551
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:51,639
about it. I don't think it
was a solid uh job yet. And

552
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,480
he's already kind of making it like
it's a done deal. Okay. His

553
00:40:54,639 --> 00:41:00,199
job wasn't solid, her job didn't
even exist. And then he talked to

554
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,400
her and he said, hey,
captain told me I could bring someone none

555
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,559
no, no, said Olaf never
even responded to you when you said,

556
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:15,519
and good on Olaf, because your
response back to him was insane. Pat

557
00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:17,039
you be olaf or a boss.
Tell me you got a gig for me.

558
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:24,400
I have a gig for you.
I'll take it. And hey,

559
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:28,360
I got a girlfriend. You want
to hire her too? Absolutely not.

560
00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:34,719
It's like, in what world do
you hire the girlfriend too? I don't

561
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,159
think that. Not at Target,
not at Lehman Brothers, you know,

562
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,639
not in none of these places.
So Culver's really stuck between a rock and

563
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:45,119
a hard play. And he may
still be in shock with that because one

564
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:49,639
of those another one of those goddamn
checks arrives at the fucking dinner table.

565
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,159
Okay, he pretends he can't see. I don't know what to read on

566
00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:58,559
this is. I think that Luca
grabs it, and good on Luca because

567
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:01,239
it's a light night. But this
is why Culver should have leaped it.

568
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:05,760
You gotta leap at it. There
are two searets missing. You gotta charter

569
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,920
the next day. This is a
subdued cea right now, see rat night

570
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,800
out. You gotta get this bill, get this bill. I've done this

571
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,480
far. I've actually talked to a
friend that's in the car driving away that

572
00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:20,440
paid for the dinner, and I
literally throw cash in the window, literally

573
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,360
throw it out because they won't accept
the money. And then they throw it

574
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,480
out, and then we do that
little dance and then finally, all right,

575
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,199
just give me the fucking money back. Yeah, but you gotta pretend

576
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,119
like you really want to pay.
But that's going too far though. Well

577
00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:37,480
I agree what you did, right, Yeah, you agree that low self

578
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:42,480
esteem and I also have imposter syndrome. Yes, yeah, why would this

579
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,639
person want to have dinner with me? I should pay for it? Yeah,

580
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:47,440
and then the dinner doesn't go well
because you're all up in your head

581
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:52,039
and then they pay for it,
and then you come running out to their

582
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:58,480
car like Christine and her husband and
chase them down with money. I mean,

583
00:42:58,519 --> 00:43:00,639
it's just not a good move,
bet know. But that's what captain

584
00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:04,920
Captain Legohead should have done it.
He did not. He did not.

585
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,599
Harry I will say, gaslights him
a little bit. Love it. He's

586
00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:13,960
like, hey, cheap fuck,
look Luca got the check. Again.

587
00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:19,000
Sorry that was not said, right, Harry said, hey, you cheap

588
00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:24,920
fuck, look Luca got he was. He was like, hey, you

589
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,360
cheap fuck. You didn't pay for
another one, you know. And then

590
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,440
when Culver's like, hey, that's
really intense. Harry just gets up and

591
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,599
slaps his knee and goes, hey, don't worry about it, man,

592
00:43:34,639 --> 00:43:37,000
I'm just falling around, And it's
like, whoa, no, no,

593
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,239
no, no, no, you
really meant that. Yeah yeah, making

594
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,159
me look bad. You make me
lose shout out of animosity because it's a

595
00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:44,840
gross thing to do. Now,
can we go back to Juawanzarena. So

596
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,400
when they get back, because they
meet up at the club that's completely empty

597
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:51,239
except being filled with sea rats,
and they go to that one. They've

598
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,440
been here before. This place they
have the fancy drinks. They have the

599
00:43:54,519 --> 00:44:00,840
dragon fruit margaritas. Okay, yeah, but yeah, so okay, So

600
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,920
Zerena and Jual they hit their perspective
groups, right, so the guys,

601
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,559
she goes to the girls. Let
me be doctor Phil for a second without

602
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:09,239
doing the horrible hacky accus no no, no, do the accent. I

603
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:19,119
can't do it. Oh bad baby, But that wasn't good. I can't

604
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:22,480
tell my life. My wife loves
watching that show. I can't tell if

605
00:44:22,519 --> 00:44:25,079
it's still running or if it's just
repeats from five years ago. Oh I'm

606
00:44:25,559 --> 00:44:29,840
still I'm sure he always waved at
our tour buses. So he's okay in

607
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,280
my book. All right, so
the doctor Phil here, they should is

608
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:37,000
he though, because he did some
really kind of oh yeah, questionable thing.

609
00:44:37,039 --> 00:44:38,119
Oh yeah, when you're on TV
and you're in this Hollywood thing,

610
00:44:38,119 --> 00:44:43,239
you'll sell your own children out to
be famous. Yeah. So this is

611
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,000
what they should have done. They
should have taken this opportunity for dinner to

612
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:51,440
learn about each other. Uh,
not discuss all these expectations about a relationship

613
00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:53,440
on a on a greater level.
Just keep it simple. Yeah, keep

614
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,760
it light. You keep it light. That's how you get to know someone,

615
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,639
and then you'll get to know if
they have a porn addiction. Floss

616
00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:02,320
their teeth with pubic hair. I've
done that, or I've seen someone do

617
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,679
that before. Do they have a
fascination which I've seen a girl do that,

618
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,880
And we also say, you know
what, we've seen a sea rat

619
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,480
do that. Do you remember that
girl, the weird one? She used

620
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,199
to floss her teeth with hair,
not pubic hair. Well, you weren't

621
00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:22,360
even never been in the same bathroom
with her, you know what. I

622
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:28,079
want to move on. I don't
want to clarify, okay, but you

623
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,679
definitely you'll get to know someone you'll
know if they have a fascination with fire,

624
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:37,119
they could possibly be unhealthy cereal art. And we are recording at a

625
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:39,519
different time of day, and I
really think it's throwing us for a loop

626
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,719
because I don't think we can talk
tonight. I can't. I'm stumbling all

627
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,519
over my words. I'm going to
see Jacob Collier at the Hollywood Bowl in

628
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:52,159
an hour, and I'm trying.
Okay, okay, So Culver, does

629
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,559
you have a coffee or anything?
Maybe you're a red bull? Yeah,

630
00:45:54,599 --> 00:46:00,079
I'll probably have a red bull,
Culver. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

631
00:46:00,159 --> 00:46:06,039
the ones which sugar hurt my tummy? Hey mine do? Right? Yeah,

632
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,559
sure those things. Culver pays the
bar tab at this place, but

633
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,360
they only show a snippet of that, but they show him get behind the

634
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:15,280
bar. Yeah yeah, so he
didn't. And see, this is not

635
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:22,599
a good bill to pay for because
this is a secret operation. This is

636
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:30,079
what Culver wants is to be recognized
as the hero. But the recognition is

637
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:31,840
the important part, you know,
It's kind of it runs, it runs

638
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:36,679
counter to really any heroic act.
You don't do it for the way.

639
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,960
So we go back to the boat, LA talk about Ramen because I don't

640
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,320
know what your stance is on this. Yeah, yeah, okay, So

641
00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:45,039
this is how it works Ramen.
For me, it used to be poor

642
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:50,320
college person food. In college,
you get twenty packs for a dollar fifty.

643
00:46:50,519 --> 00:46:52,119
Now it's an hour and a half
line to get in and a twenty

644
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:54,639
five bucks for a fucking bawl of
it with an egg cracked on top of

645
00:46:54,639 --> 00:47:01,519
it. Yeah, well it's not
cracked, it's a it's marinated. Okay.

646
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:05,519
Yeah, it's lovely, of course, yeah, no, no,

647
00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:08,119
but you want to talk about tough
on your tummy? My god, you

648
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:13,079
get a bowl of tum katsu.
I mean that thing. You might as

649
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:15,719
well have four big max. I
mean that there was so much goddamn salt.

650
00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:22,119
Looks like a basketball. I'm doing
I look like a basketball. It's

651
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,559
sneaky. It's a missile of salt
and fat. That's why it's so good

652
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,559
delicious. Anyway, he makes Margo
that you ever get it spicy? No.

653
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,159
You try tricking me one time and
it made my tongue go numb.

654
00:47:32,199 --> 00:47:34,679
What do you mean? Well,
you're like, oh, try this,

655
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,440
try this, And I was like, what is it? It's not gonna

656
00:47:36,519 --> 00:47:37,159
hurt me, is it? And
of course he lied to me because you

657
00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:39,719
like, are you talking about you? Let me have a bite of ramen,

658
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,480
and it made my mouth go completely
Oh that I wasn't. I wasn't

659
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,280
even trying to mock you. I
was. I had brought in the boodck

660
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:52,480
or whatever it was to do a
commentary on how the people there's this lit

661
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,199
my ass on fire. The next
morning, there's this raising of the temperature

662
00:47:57,199 --> 00:48:04,400
of the palette of culture that is
fucking insane. This isn't palatable. Everything's

663
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,960
too spicy. And I wanted to
show you that because that was one of

664
00:48:07,039 --> 00:48:09,400
the most popular ramas in the world
at the time. And it's like,

665
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:14,719
who eats this? This is a
dare na, this podcast, not this

666
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:19,000
podcast or neither. So we head
back to the boat. Yeah, well

667
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,320
that we're already back there. That's
where I'm making the ram so oh yeah,

668
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:27,880
so you can set your clock to
it. Jamie needs that dick.

669
00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:31,840
Yes, she is a fucking boa
man. I mean, it's unbelievable.

670
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,719
Props to Captain Leago here. I'm
gonna call you by your birth name,

671
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,239
Culver. Good job here, I
love you getting your freaky dicky. Move

672
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,559
on? Why bang it out?
Linen sheets when you can bend over a

673
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:45,400
five gallon bucket in some closet where
if you inhale anything in there, you'll

674
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:53,079
probably fucking die. That's hot us
dangerous, Yeah, but you have to

675
00:48:53,119 --> 00:49:00,960
be cool to pull off dangerous.
This just is kind of like another flapjack

676
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:06,559
on the stack of or And I
think that's what Jamie might be thinking,

677
00:49:06,679 --> 00:49:09,880
you know what I mean. M
Yeah, you know I saw a porn

678
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,679
once where it was skydivers and they
did it right up two thousand, you

679
00:49:14,679 --> 00:49:16,679
know, two miles up in the
air. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

680
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:24,360
not hot at all. No,
I'm wondering about the thing if I

681
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:29,440
should bleep it. Why would you
you know, always bleep it if there's

682
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,360
a question, Yeah, I think
so. Yeah, yeah, let's just

683
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,760
go ahead and do that. Yeah, you know, I know it's about

684
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:44,320
that whole skydiving porn. Yeah,
I wasn't wearing a condumn. He came

685
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:51,960
landed on some farm boy's head.
Sad you don't see that coming playing explode,

686
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,360
to see the whole engine flying at
take out your roof of your house,

687
00:49:54,480 --> 00:50:00,679
not come right. And you know, if you dropped a nickel off

688
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,599
the Empire States Building and a person
was walking in on the head. It

689
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,320
go right through their body. No, I don't think it can reach terminal

690
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:14,039
velocity, but I'm wondering if come
can't depending on how this gets. I

691
00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:17,679
don't know what kind of dietary factors
there are, but could that kind of

692
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:22,079
congeal into a wad of sorts and
pick up any kind of speed? It

693
00:50:22,079 --> 00:50:30,840
could kill someone cause of death.
Come yeah, come bullet, come bullet?

694
00:50:31,599 --> 00:50:37,039
All right, next morning, next
morning, last charter preference sheep meaning

695
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:39,960
God, damn it, we don't
have Oh my god, you gotta give

696
00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:43,960
us a break for this week.
Okay, we had a disaster of a

697
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,079
week. The episodes got deleted.
It's a new time. We're trying to

698
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:52,239
get to a Hollywood Bowls show featuring
Jacob Call. You're the songbird of the

699
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,719
Zoomers. You feel cool going not
at all, Not at all. I'm

700
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,920
gonna fit right in because I like
good music. It's not about being cool,

701
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,159
Dylan. What are you doing right
now on your phone? My battery's

702
00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:07,280
dying on my phone because I left
that goddamn YouTube clip open and now I

703
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:14,320
got five percent left on my phone. Fuck your wife having to deal with

704
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:20,159
your battery percentages must be a fucking
night. But annoy sir. All right,

705
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,599
do you have a charger by your
bed? Yeah? Do you plug

706
00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:25,280
it in? Well, I need
a new phone so it doesn't fully charge

707
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,480
it. My phone's fucking with me
at this point, but I've been too

708
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:30,360
busy to go to the Apple store
to exchange it. Well, don't get

709
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,880
a twelve. Evidently there are a
bunch of French researchers who say it'll give

710
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,519
you cancer? Is that right?
Yeah? But who's gonna sue Apple?

711
00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:39,800
You know, Tim Cook's just gonna
sit up on his high horse, all

712
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:46,880
evil and gay and just laugh at
us. The time for the proletariat has

713
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:52,599
come. We must start striking these
people down. And sure striking is a

714
00:51:52,639 --> 00:51:57,760
great way to do it. I
appreciate the auto workers, but I feel

715
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,679
as though we need a more you
know what, I'm going to stop,

716
00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:06,000
but I agree with you. By
the way preference sheet meeting these chartered guests,

717
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:08,039
they basically want to dine out at
Benny Hannah's, where you get to

718
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:13,599
watch a chef flips the simp.
People have to be just basic people from

719
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,679
Encino or something, because they want
the sushi, they want the dragon roll.

720
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:21,039
You could get that down down the
boulevard because they live south of the

721
00:52:21,079 --> 00:52:23,480
boulevard, you know, so they
just drive down to Venture I get a

722
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:28,360
little dragon roll right, and they
also hit that Benny Hannah over there.

723
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,360
You know, well, Dylan,
you know what kind of business these charter

724
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:36,159
guests are into. Exactly this is
a stoner thought, but a bunch of

725
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,639
goddamn weedheads thinking it's cool to have
shrimp tails flying all over the place where

726
00:52:39,639 --> 00:52:45,239
you're trying to eat. It's not. And you can't just expect to somebody

727
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:51,079
to pull off a goddamn onion volcano. Do you know? The onion volcano

728
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:57,079
is much like fish in a sushi
master's restaurant. You are not allowed to

729
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:02,280
touch that until you have gone through
seven years of rice tutelage. You can't

730
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:07,280
just start forming onion towers, you
know. It takes a lot of dexterity,

731
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,000
a lot of work. I've seen
Benny Haunted people fucking up, and

732
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:15,119
it's bad because they get nervous because
we're expecting the tower to be built at

733
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:16,480
this point, for the lights to
be flipping on and off, and for

734
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,880
the smoke to be rising, and
they are not getting us to that promised

735
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,000
land, and people get pissed and
understandable. All right, interior meeting.

736
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,519
Then the guests arrive in. Jamay
is a fan. Where is that note?

737
00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:38,239
Ju May is a fan son maybe
of Luca? Yeah? Probably,

738
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:42,599
huh, Yeah, she's a fan
of Luca. I hope they hook up

739
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:45,400
in the last episode. I believe
they do. Really, I think they

740
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:51,679
do. Oh now I feel bad? Why because heartbreak you don't want anybody

741
00:53:51,679 --> 00:53:54,760
to experience. We all have though, Why should Culver be immune to it?

742
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:02,000
I don't think he's capable of promise
my stone? Okay, all right,

743
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:07,840
so Jamie is well, the people
that the people head to the boat,

744
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:13,400
they rip shots, they hit in
and there's too many secret handshakes,

745
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,800
way too many secret handshakes. That's
driving me absolutely insane because they're adults,

746
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,559
right, and you don't need to
be doing secret handshakes when you're adults.

747
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:27,639
Asia and Margo get to drinks,
and that is when Margot brands these people

748
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:31,280
as Stepford wives, which is kind
of a you know, kind of a

749
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,320
nice, nice bet because you know, these people, they have the kids,

750
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:42,239
they have the Florid Explorer, they
have the core power yoga, and

751
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,760
they do not feel sadness. Yeah, because there are pills for that.

752
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:52,800
Yeah, you know these people,
I do. So. Jamie is asked

753
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,960
to head in and clean the room
with one of the weed heads Melissa.

754
00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:00,280
Hey, Melissa, Maria Quando isn't
on this fucking vessels condo? What do

755
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:06,159
you Chrissy teach dead naming Asian Americans? The fuck is wrong with I think

756
00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:13,199
it was a type of Keith Stone
is pitched to help for dinner. No,

757
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:19,519
because Serena, much like many of
the talented chefs who have come through

758
00:55:19,559 --> 00:55:24,440
the threshold of a Benny Hanna training
center in Tarzana, lost my sentence.

759
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:29,360
Oh you did, yeah, okay, but she's too scared to do the

760
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,840
onion town. Yeah. Yeah,
she doesn't want to je rightfully. So,

761
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,239
as you pointed out, it takes
years of training. You can't just

762
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,519
make that up on the spot.
There's a lot of things these sea rat

763
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:39,400
chefs can do. They can go
on Google and look at you know,

764
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,599
how do you do some kind of
Spanish souflay or some shit. Yeah you

765
00:55:43,639 --> 00:55:47,159
can't do this with an onion volcano, right, No, you could hit

766
00:55:47,199 --> 00:55:52,280
a baseball from a picture theoretically.
Now get up to the plate. You

767
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:57,800
know you got skeeters no, what
are you doing to you itchy? Just

768
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,079
like just stitched my ankle. Do
you have mosquito bites? No? I

769
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:05,800
think you do. I don't what
what is what is so bad about admitting

770
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,800
that you have mosquito bites? Well, because I think it's a pointless to

771
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:14,519
bring up in a podcast. Oh, good point. But I think what

772
00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:17,679
you're doing is you're not You don't
want to admit that you got bit up

773
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,239
by the same bugs that bit up
Kleb. I'm not and then deleted our

774
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:27,960
podcast because of it. You because
you didn't want to be cold suffered the

775
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,519
same consequence as him, but you
won't admit it. And now you're trying

776
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:35,039
to gas like me, going,
oh, I don't think it's good podcast.

777
00:56:35,199 --> 00:56:38,280
That's not what's happened. That's exactly
what's happening. Case solved, stamp

778
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:43,440
shut. So hot Pants catches wind
of this, and he's fucking pissed.

779
00:56:43,519 --> 00:56:45,000
Wait wait, wait, wait are
you talking about shit? Yeah, he's

780
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:47,320
pissed, but he's doing a lot
of leg work here. Okay, So

781
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:52,000
this simultaneously, Jammay melts Melissa's dress
and hot Pants is called down and he

782
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:57,599
treats it kind of like a death
rows last meal or something he's like,

783
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,800
he tells them, and let the
guests enjoy their their dinner, then let

784
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,400
them know you fucking ruin their clothes. Yeah yeah, smart strategy, I

785
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,920
think. And Jimmy private school girl
and the Primary, you know, this

786
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:14,320
goes as well as it could.
The Primary forgives her to her face and

787
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,679
then calls her a disgusting sea route
in the privact. Yeah yeah, yeah,

788
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:21,480
yeah, I love how Yeah Melissa, she's a kind goddess. She

789
00:57:21,559 --> 00:57:24,880
lets Jamay live only to go down
to her tiny little god cabin and discuss

790
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,639
what ovenient goddess she is. But
she will kill if this happens again.

791
00:57:29,719 --> 00:57:35,400
And we've got our episode title,
tiny little gob God Captain. What the

792
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,960
fuck we need to end these shows
all right now? Yo? So we

793
00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:43,000
head out to that disappearing island again. Oh yeah, I don't want to

794
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,960
call this season a one trick pony
season, but they are a carnival cruise

795
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,199
ship at this point, because this
is what they do for an express,

796
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,480
right right right? Yeah yeah,
and they make it fun. Grab some

797
00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:57,719
of these rabid dogs and from and
from that beach that had the hypodermic needles

798
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,119
on transport them on the island.
Okay, you know, I think that

799
00:58:00,119 --> 00:58:06,320
would be fun. Order Margharita's will
scrambling to dodge rabid dogs. Wasn't that

800
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,800
there their season? They used to
bring him to that beach where they're like

801
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:13,079
homeless dogs. I don't think it
was down under. But you're saying that

802
00:58:13,079 --> 00:58:15,199
that would make it more fun,
exciting and different. Just because it would

803
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,400
make it different, it would make
it bad. How did these dogs get

804
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,280
here? Where do they go when
the sand goes away and it's only water?

805
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,000
I don't know, not my problem, Melissa, Yeah, yeah,

806
00:58:24,079 --> 00:58:31,679
yeah, Hey Melissa, you asked
too many fucking questions. Don't you look

807
00:58:31,719 --> 00:58:37,360
out that one's trying to bite you? Oh? Mine was on the rocks,

808
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:45,599
honey. Oh okay, all right. So Culver gets pressed by PSG

809
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:53,079
Private School. She's like, what's
going on? And he goes, I've

810
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:57,199
been texting. It's not like they
have their phones on them all at time.

811
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:01,960
It's been a week. What are
you talking about? That is?

812
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:09,400
That is such a bad defense of
this. You're scrambling. You have to

813
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:14,079
throw up a shot that's going to
come even remotely close to the hoop,

814
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,360
you know what I mean? I
have to say this. If I'm culver,

815
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,920
and I already like, if I'm
as obsessed as I think he is

816
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,440
of her, I'd be calling every
networking person I could. I need a

817
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,920
job for two people. I need
a job for two people. Whatever you

818
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,719
can get us, just to make
it happen, because the worst thing that

819
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:32,559
can happen is it falls through and
she ends up sucking face with Luca.

820
00:59:32,639 --> 00:59:37,519
Oh yeah, and and and get
fired over it. Make that your primary

821
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,480
job. Who cares what you want
you to do? Who cares if the

822
00:59:42,519 --> 00:59:46,400
boat sinks? Get that next gig
told her it was coming. So the

823
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:52,119
episode ends with Z call Z and
she's concerned. He's upset. I have

824
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:55,199
no idea, but it's almost dinner
time, and Captain hot Stuff puts the

825
00:59:55,239 --> 01:00:00,320
kabash on the Keithstone appearance. I
appreciate that, and says he's excited too.

826
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:05,559
He's like, we're gonna see that
on you too, and she says,

827
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,079
I'm not doing it. Fuck you're
not. It's right, you know

828
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:16,119
we're goal. We're setting up a
fucking heavyweight bow for next episode. Serena

829
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:22,440
versus hot ass racka ass hot Captain
Man. I wonder who's gonna win I'm

830
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,639
curious if next week is a reunion. I haven't been able to get that

831
01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:27,519
out of Sea rats. They must
have told him. That's the one thing

832
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:30,039
they can't tell me. But do
we just get one episode next week and

833
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:34,320
then a reunion? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well

834
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,119
we'll find out next week. Sorry, there wasn't two this week. Listen

835
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,840
hurts us more than it hurts you. Oh yeah, I'd love doing it.

836
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,639
I was talking about like programmatics,
right, yes, financially definitely kicks

837
01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:53,000
us right in the nuts. Yeah. So hope Kalin's kicking himself and enjoying

838
01:00:53,039 --> 01:00:58,840
whatever sandwich he's eating right now.
I can't stand that, kid man.

839
01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:01,920
Oh, come on, you gotta
love iTunes ratings, reviews five stars,

840
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:07,599
kind words. We will read them
next week. Pat you have to remind

841
01:01:07,639 --> 01:01:09,800
me. Okay, we're reading reviews
next week because we read reviews on the

842
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:14,679
first episode and then Kaylin deleted it. You remember that. Yeah, so

843
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,440
we don't have time now, Okay, so we'll do it next week.

844
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:21,519
Go to patreon dot com, slash
another podcast network. Join us on what

845
01:01:21,559 --> 01:01:23,880
do we want to plug this week? Twin our Instagram? Fun great videos

846
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,760
there, yeah, fun videos.
Love you guys. I'm Dylan saying goodbye

847
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,440
Pat. Say goodbye later, dudes,