WEBVTT 1 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:32.079 Well, hello y'all. N Peter cottontail hopping down the body trail? Can 2 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:36.960 everyone he s don't. I don't know the second verse of that. I 3 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:39.920 just heard the first one. I just know the first part that I say, 4 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:44.600 Candy, Candy, tell someone sense shut up? Well, I just 5 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:48.520 I just thought he went around smacking people. That's that's how I finished. 6 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:55.119 It is confusing. Hey, y'all, welcome to Candy chel Well. I 7 00:00:55.159 --> 00:01:00.399 am Tabitha Hutchinson. I am Betty eber Saul, and we are ever so 8 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:07.920 happy to see you. You changed your name into a I sure did. 9 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:15.519 Oh silly, well spring has sprung again, springy spring spring. Here we 10 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.719 are in the world Series of candy chowds. I mean, where it all 11 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.359 comes down to the line, you just leave it on the fielder you go 12 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:27.799 home. Oh my goodness, tab I got goose pimples all over my thighs. 13 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:34.239 I know. I'm sorry. People think that if you're putting up the 14 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:38.879 number one candy holiday that it's gonna be Halloween or maybe Christmas. Shut up, 15 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:42.920 Oh for wrong, I didn't say it. I'm you know what. 16 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:47.879 I apologize. I just I've been fighting with my nephew Danny all morning about 17 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:51.680 which is the most candy holiday, And since you and I are the ones 18 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:55.439 with the podcast, I think we can decide that for ourselves. Thank you, 19 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:57.560 Thank you, Danny. I mean you said it, I don't know, 20 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:01.959 having it numerous times. You said it time after time that East. 21 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:07.000 Whatever happens in heat Easter, it happens for the rest of the year. 22 00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:12.280 It follows. Easter is the yearly candy tastemaker, and whatever you see brought 23 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:15.159 out at Easter, you're just gonna keep rehashing for the rest of the whole 24 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.960 year. That is so true. So welcome to the cutting edge. This 25 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:24.680 is like an auto show, but for things you can eat. That's how 26 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:30.960 much fun I have. I'm gonna eat a chocolate impala. Well, without 27 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:36.840 any further ado from you, let's get to the candy. Sorry, I 28 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.039 was that pitching ado because I didn't think I was. I thought I was 29 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:46.680 letting you roll a little bit there. But so well, sometimes I can't 30 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:52.120 tell you're too good. I'm sorry. I feel like I hurt you. 31 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:55.120 You didn't, you didn't. I'm just kind of caught off guards. Okay, 32 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:59.439 I'm caught off guards. You know. It'll soothe and he hurt wattle 33 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:04.680 soothe. Sometimes it chew it up and spit it out on open wounds. 34 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:09.479 It works great as an antiseptic stings. Well, this year we have quite 35 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:15.639 a few interesting offerings, not only brand new players, but fun twists on 36 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:20.400 old favorite Oh well, that's just what the holidays are all about. Fun 37 00:03:20.479 --> 00:03:24.560 and twisting, twisting, fun twisting. Oh yeah, magoos. You know 38 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:30.599 what, as all our listeners can tell, we're coming out after Easter, 39 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:37.280 huh, we we already went to pig Ladog and we've found all the candy 40 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:39.840 that's on sale. Well, i'll tell you what. Once we figured that 41 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:46.759 this whole scam out day after candy is just dandy, and it's so true. 42 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:52.599 Oh my gosh, you are her words me a sweet treats are extra 43 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:57.560 cheap on the day after the holiday. You're beating me over the head with 44 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:04.719 your ribs and hurts. I like to eat chocolate because well, well you 45 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:08.960 came back down to earth, thank you. Good know what I was like, 46 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:11.759 little that Chris. I flew too close to the sound. Sometimes a 47 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:18.399 god can bleed. Okay, well, not saying your Persian or anything, 48 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:25.319 but you're right. I'm sorry. I tell you what, Betty my husband 49 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:30.240 chucked has been watching that three movie. Oh my goodness, I tell you 50 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:33.759 why I can't watch it, but it can I think I know what you 51 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:41.680 mean. There's more than one kind of can be. Oh, I feel 52 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:46.759 so nerted. I've been taking so many baths. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 53 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:49.519 but I'm just excited for Easter. Okay, let's try to focus on 54 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:56.680 candy. Okay, and then we'll focus on church. You okay, Betty? 55 00:04:56.720 --> 00:05:00.120 What do we have this week? Well, this Easter, we have 56 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:06.360 another load of treasures. This year will start off with an old favorite with 57 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:11.519 a new twist. Oh yeah, well, I think we've all enjoyed Reese's 58 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:16.560 many holiday offering, every one of them of different shape. Peanut butter cups, 59 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:19.879 it's a tree, it's a pumpkin. This time it's an egg. 60 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:26.720 I love peanut butter, but hold on what it's what chocolate this time? 61 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:33.720 Say what? Well? I said white chocolate, tan chocolate. Well that's 62 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:41.519 just gonna be sweeter than than than any chocolate. Jerious peanut butter and sweet 63 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:51.319 choco. Who can imagine it? Can't wait? Can't stop popping in locking 64 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:58.279 tap Your moves are too sweet? What from our friends across the pond as 65 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:01.439 they say, Cadbury bring us many as. Oh wait wait, I've been 66 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:09.759 working on this. Hello Governor, Hello, good Hello, good day. 67 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:14.199 Oh that's good. Have you been working on that? Well? I watched 68 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.199 a whole lot of Downtown Abbey. Yeah, and I've been. I think 69 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:19.800 I've perfected it. You know, I've heard of that, and I just 70 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:24.120 I don't. I can't stay up on PBS and watch it. Would you 71 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:29.800 care for some more? Team? That's so good? I know, Hello, 72 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:35.079 Governor, fishing chips anybody. I feel like I'm in jolly old London. 73 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:39.800 Sometimes I just made that last part up. I hadn't worked on it. 74 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:45.319 Oh, you are talented, Floyd. I could drop you off anywhere 75 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:49.879 in the world and I think you'd blend in seamlessly. Try it. Give 76 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:56.639 me, give me a country and I'll blend in seamlessly. Russia. Hello, 77 00:06:56.839 --> 00:07:08.720 Governor, Vodka bears red Yemen Salmon. Let's get back to the candy. 78 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:15.360 Okay. Sometimes I sit and work on accidents from England and Cadbury comes 79 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:18.839 many eggs, Many eggs. Now, you might think these are just normal 80 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:23.920 chocolates with a candy shell. Yawn, yawn, yawn. How can you 81 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:28.079 yawn at Cadbury Mini eggs, but you'd be wrong, wrong, wrong, 82 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:33.959 stop it. I'm on flay, guys, I don't know. Maybe you 83 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:38.839 know what. I have loved Cadbury Mini eggs since I was a little girl. 84 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:42.360 Oh, me too, and I'm so glad we're finally bringing them onto 85 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:45.120 the podcast to share them with the world. Oh. I used to steal 86 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:48.639 them out of other kids, beaster baskets. That's that's a stealing. Sometimes 87 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:53.399 i'd snap them too, But I think we both worked through that with you 88 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:57.439 together. And you know what past has pasted in future is super That's right. 89 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:00.360 That was a little rougher than some other things. That's the end. 90 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.600 Well, I think the wisdom outweighs the rhyme. Well, Oh, goot 91 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:11.720 and tog from Germany, our friends at Lent have given us chocolate hazelnut carrots. 92 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:18.199 Hallo kaiser, Oh, Tabitha, You're a treasure. These are little 93 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:22.480 tiny wrapped up like a carrot. But it's got an umbrella handle it. 94 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:28.519 I'm hanging off my mic German engineering, I guess, so why does it 95 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:33.000 have an umbrella handle? Oh, it's so cute. Milk chocolate with hazel 96 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.679 nut sounds delicious, not at all what I would picture to be in a 97 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:48.200 charrot. It's from Austria. Oh hallo schwartznagger Okay, Tabitha, continuing our 98 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:56.200 march through tast be fun another familiar maneuver. This is a nestly crunch in 99 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:01.480 the shape of an egg. I'm sure it tastes can copletely different in the 100 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:05.440 shape of an egg. Well, what you know what I'm I We'll see 101 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:07.960 if it's in the shape of an egg. That's what we'll do. Because 102 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.279 remember remember how they're like, oh, this is a wreath. No, 103 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:16.679 it's just a little circle pilot turd. Oh my goodness. And we swore 104 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:20.679 that never happened again. But guess what, Tabitha, I can't possibly another 105 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:26.080 coconut turd just fell off a Russell Stover's maneuver truck. And we're gonna put 106 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:31.559 it in our mouths because Russell Stover brought us an Easter coconut nest. It's 107 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:37.399 the same exact thing, but we're gonna call it a nest. Christmas, 108 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.679 it was a wreath. Now it's a nest. It was just like a 109 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:46.919 desk at a Halloween what they call it flattened pumpkin left in the sun to 110 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:52.200 bacon the car in an Indian scalp. Because it was Halloween that had to 111 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:56.080 make it spooky. I don't really remember. I don't either. Maybe they 112 00:09:56.200 --> 00:10:00.919 called it ectoplasm and it, but it was just a brand. Well let 113 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.480 me, hey, Russell, listen up, let me help you out. 114 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:07.519 Just call him. Let's call him dog Barts. Russell's over. So, 115 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:11.759 my goodness. So that is quite the cornea copy. And I think it's 116 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:15.039 time for us to dig in. Where should we start? Tab, I'm 117 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:22.720 gonna get this nasty old coconut nest out of the way. It brings out 118 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:26.120 the worst in me. He just spoke in tongues. Here we go, 119 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:33.360 grief. Tonight we shall dine and hal. You're getting real dark, Tab. 120 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.120 Look at this. This is not a nest. This is not a 121 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:41.879 nest. It's the wreath betrayal all over again. Oh my gosh. It 122 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:43.799 doesn't even have an Indian in it, you know. I remember on the 123 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:48.039 box it had a half a coconut shell, and I thought that'd be interesting. 124 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:52.159 I will never try it. You bought it, and all right, 125 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:56.559 time to take it by Oh whatever? All right now. I used to 126 00:10:56.559 --> 00:11:00.720 remember that pug. I used to have mister Picklewigglecklewiggle. He that he used 127 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:03.039 to leave accidents that looked like this. I used to take a little bit 128 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:09.720 of his accidents home with me, sometimes inadvertently. M you know what, 129 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:13.559 Russell kind of jumped the shark gun the coconut a little bit. It's actually 130 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:16.080 not that bad kind of crunchy. Now. I love coconuts, So this 131 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:20.720 is not a death march for me. I should pitch myself. There's planning 132 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:24.279 to go. Well, I'll tell you what, tab I'll just shove the 133 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:26.600 whole thing in my mouth. I do. I black out for just a 134 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:30.799 few seconds at a time, and when I come to my mouth full of 135 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.840 candy. Now, this is rarely a problem for me, but when it 136 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.399 comes to all eating a candy eating it is an issue. I need to 137 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:43.519 be like one of those wine tasters with a bucket. I can just hawk 138 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:48.720 all this chocolate goo into So I'm I'm just a bucket of liquid and liquid 139 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:54.759 fied chocolate goo. Yep, it'll harden after a while and then it'll look 140 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:58.000 like Russell Stover. Well. I mean I always do. I feel like 141 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:03.919 the coconut's toe and the chocolate is rich and smooth, so for if you 142 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:09.159 like coconut, there's nothing to lose except for your jaded attitudes regarding rehashed holiday 143 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:13.759 treats. That's true. I tell you what. There's not as much coconuts 144 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:18.240 as I was afeared there was in there. So if you don't like coconut 145 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.120 like me, you don't have to be too scarred. But I still wouldn't 146 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:26.960 buy it. So your recommendation is, if you hate coconut, this has 147 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:30.879 less coconut than other coconut coconuts, right, and don't buy it. Still 148 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:35.879 moving on? Moving on? Well, I'll tell you what. I can't 149 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:41.600 resist this white chocolate. Breathe this egg, right, chect It looked like 150 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:43.919 a real egg. Oh my goodness, I can't wait to open it. 151 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:48.399 What if you bit into a real egg and it was just full of peanut 152 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.919 butter. I've had that dream several times. Not me. It looks like 153 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:56.759 an egg. If you had these with your toaster, I just sounded haunted. 154 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:05.759 Look like an egg? What is this? I mean? You know 155 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:09.480 what you're gonna get? You know what a for effort. Reese's m m 156 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:18.120 mmmm well heavy on the peanut butter. Mmmmmm well, Reese's delivers the peanut 157 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:22.320 butter flavor every time, and I feel like the chocolate is just tied up 158 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:26.720 with a blindfolding the gag in a trunk of the car. I agree, 159 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.600 And you know this is sliding around in my hand like a like an eel 160 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:37.200 in a car wash. In a car wash, a more pure representation a 161 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:41.039 peanut butter flavor a man couldn't have unless he just eat peanut butter, which 162 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:45.759 is a lot less convenient than buying an egg shaped peanut butter brick. You 163 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:48.559 know, I was expecting more from that white chocolate but he too. I 164 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:52.559 thought i'd bring some pizzazz or some much needed class to the operation. Not 165 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:56.240 sure brought either. No, No, all right, what else? Let's 166 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:03.120 continue the march of egg shaped treats with the Nestli Crunch Chocolate egg. I'd 167 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:07.200 like to point out at this point that none of these are truly egg shaped. 168 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:09.840 They're about half an egg shake. Yeah, I think they'd be too 169 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:15.639 big. Now here's a fun fact, because the crunch in Nestle's Crunch is 170 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:18.360 actually just race crispies, So this counts as a breakfast treat. You could 171 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:20.879 put this in a bowl or give it to a child, and the police 172 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:24.159 can't do anything about it. I've done it. They can report you all 173 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:28.519 they want, but the facts do not lie. Sometimes Chuck pours a bunch 174 00:14:28.559 --> 00:14:31.720 of these out, a bunch of crunch bars, and put them a bunch 175 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:35.759 of milk, and then then he'll turn on three hundred and then what happens. 176 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:41.919 Well, I pretend to cook pancakes. I'm not cooking pancakes. I 177 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:43.799 don't understand you. Well, we got a TV in the kitchen. Oh 178 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:50.759 okay, this chocolate tastes like someone dropped an old cigar in the vat. 179 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:58.120 Wow, harsh shock. I mean it's it's just like thick crunch bar. 180 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:03.000 I don't care for the flavor. The chocolate taste like tobacco taste, a 181 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.000 little bit like no heart went into it. Mmmm. This is the flavor 182 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:13.360 of Soulis Corporate America and their eternal struggle to suck the fun out of every 183 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:16.799 holiday. I just got that tobacco taste. Oh there it is there. 184 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.919 It is trying to get you addicted to their product. Mmm. Let's light 185 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:26.600 up another crunch bar and do with a bomb tooke with from it. Oh 186 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:31.480 goodness, I've been watching Nightline all week terrified commercials. I didn't want to 187 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:37.440 It's scared me. Well, I'll tell you what. I didn't watch Nightline 188 00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:41.720 this week at all because Chuck had three most of the time. But it 189 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.679 has been a busy week for that DVD player. Sounds like, oh yeah, 190 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.720 all right, I thought it was on Stars. Let's keep on trucking. 191 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:56.080 It's time for the lent chocolate carrot umbrellas. Oh boy, can't wait 192 00:15:56.120 --> 00:16:00.559 to see what these are. Austrian. I feel like I need to degreed 193 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:06.159 just how to unwrap it spirits? Dude, Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna 194 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:11.399 eat the plastic. I live in a pernal terror of plastic and food. 195 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:17.879 What eternal terror? Because well, I I may have, because I told 196 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:19.320 you I black out for seconds at a time, and we're gonna wake up 197 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:23.480 my mouthsful. I'm the reason those Kinder eggs are illegal in the United States? 198 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:30.440 Are you I am? I'm toys. I have a condition. It's 199 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.960 not my fault. I had almost all those vikings they came out with, 200 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:37.639 and just because they stopped importing them, I wasn't able to get the rest 201 00:16:37.639 --> 00:16:41.480 of the vikings. Well that's I mean, I'll tell you what. If 202 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:47.039 you go down to the Oak Lapela County Museum of Medical Oddities, you'll find 203 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:51.519 most of those vikings after they were removed from my lower intestine. I was 204 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:53.960 laid up for months. But there's a salem because that's a thing. I 205 00:16:55.000 --> 00:17:06.720 don't know. It stem about plastics and camels until those from those when I 206 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:14.559 was a little girl. Lad and I don't want to get caught. Well, 207 00:17:14.720 --> 00:17:18.200 here we go. I need you to maintain eye contact with me so 208 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:22.759 I don't black out. Well, all right, well that was close. 209 00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:29.279 Yes, taste like Kinder chocolate. It's kind of chewy chocolate. Way better 210 00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:34.680 than that garbage that the Crunch factory cigar Man soul is crud that they just 211 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:40.480 spit out. Mm. Well, this is a delicious, rich chocolate. 212 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:44.039 And I really get that hazelnut flavored. I get it too. I am 213 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:48.000 a feared I'm going to break a tooth off with this plastic though. Isn't 214 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:52.119 that dangerous? It goes up about an inch into the chocolate. That's called 215 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:56.039 Kinder culture. They are a people who are weary even of their own candy. 216 00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:00.839 I mean, my goodness, why would you put an umbrella hook onto 217 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.920 a piece of chocolate. Shove it up in there an inch, a good 218 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:07.960 inch, a good inch into this chilcolate, and then just leave it there 219 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:11.200 for people to just sink their teeth on and break the teeth on. The 220 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:15.839 price of candy treats is eternal vigilance. Well, i'll tell you what it's 221 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:19.359 all right, The chocolate makes up for the danger. Well, I think 222 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:22.720 it's spiced up by the danger. I feel like I'm driving in a race 223 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:26.279 car, but it's just plastic in my mouth. M. That's a good 224 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:30.720 analogy. Boy. You are on top of your analogies and your rhymes. 225 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:34.319 Tonight, Betty, Hey, we all right, it's time to round out 226 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:44.160 this collection with some cadberry many eggs. Hello, govnor Chuck hates it when 227 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:47.839 I do that full disclosure. So you just get it out of your system 228 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:49.759 when you're in my house. Well, because it seems like you're getting it 229 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:55.759 out of your system, here's something for you. Oh I love these. 230 00:18:56.039 --> 00:19:00.079 Come on, don't be shy, all right. Yeah. The pink color 231 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:04.279 is almost close to the white color. It's very subtle, and away we 232 00:19:04.319 --> 00:19:14.400 go, right, m. This is like a snigger blanket on a rainy 233 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:18.680 April day. Now, is that a blanket that looks like the wrapper of 234 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:21.720 a Snickers bar? Is it a blanket made of Snicker bars? It's a 235 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:25.160 blanket with a picture of Rusty Ball. It's not it. Oh, he 236 00:19:25.279 --> 00:19:29.799 likes to drive that car recklessly fast. Check ordered the blanket. I mean, 237 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.799 it's not like I said no or anything, but we got a rusted 238 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:36.319 while it's blanket. That's what it feels like in my mouth right now. 239 00:19:36.359 --> 00:19:40.519 You sniggle a bow and then him, Oh, that's adorable. I'll tell 240 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:44.559 you what. I'm sorry, Eminem, you are very lucky that these are 241 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:47.359 a seasonal treat, or you would be pushed right out of the market. 242 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:52.119 Why why do you think that Cadbury only puts out many eggs at Easter. 243 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.799 I think they're prohibitively expensive, and I think that they can only make that 244 00:19:56.920 --> 00:20:00.440 much perfect chocolate a year. You're probably right because the candy shell it's thicker 245 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:06.000 than an eminem, it's sweeter, but it just gives a fun crunch to 246 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:08.559 it, and the chocolate is so rich and delicious. Thank you, Cadberry. 247 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:12.720 Cadberry. I'll tell you what. I'm just I'm not trying to be 248 00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:18.279 in the marketing team or anything, but you could put out some spider eggs. 249 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:21.680 You could, You could put those out year round. You get your 250 00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:25.599 spider eggs out. They're all sweet, maybe some green ones. Lord knows, 251 00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:29.400 you're not above it with those damned cream eggs. Maybe some purple wounds. 252 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:33.519 Every every time I swing a dead cat out there's a cadberry cream, 253 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:37.279 a cat ery cream eg out there. You're right, every time you swing 254 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:41.720 a dead cat, there's every time when I swing that cat, there's a 255 00:20:41.799 --> 00:20:48.079 cama out there, dead cat there, there's a cabery cream EG. Oh 256 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:52.359 my goodness, Oh Miami, that is all of that we got for this 257 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:55.799 week. Well, I tell you what, everybody, I have been Tabatha 258 00:20:55.880 --> 00:21:00.839 Hutcheson. Oh and I have been hold the phone Joan, my name's not 259 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:07.839 because we have. You might think I've forgotten, but I don't ever forget 260 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:14.000 to tempt Tabitha. Oh boy. Now your doctor called me and said, 261 00:21:14.519 --> 00:21:18.000 Betty, you better stop doing that to Tabitha because she is borderline. And 262 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:22.640 I said, uh, no, thank you, doctor, I'll call you 263 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:26.680 later. And I just went right back to doing whatever I pleased. Why 264 00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:29.799 would you call him later? I thought it was polite in the moment. 265 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:36.079 You're right because Look who's hopping down the money trail. It's Russell Stover. 266 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:42.200 Look, it's right shotgun and Russell Stover's maneuver truck. No easter bunny. 267 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:48.440 It's a solid milk chocolate easter bunny. He stands approximately eight inches high. 268 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:52.160 He's got a fun look in his eye that says devour me with reckless up 269 00:21:52.359 --> 00:21:59.119 and uh he don't say that, does he? Oh? He do so, 270 00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:03.440 Tabitha. I'm gonna need to see how far you can get through this 271 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:10.200 this here, uh, solid chocolate easter bunny in let's say one minute. 272 00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:15.279 Well, before you start, I just want to say what a capricious lover 273 00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:18.799 the rest of Stover is. Oh, oh, Betty, I'm either gonna 274 00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:25.000 come back with MA shield or on it. Oh that's a reference to three 275 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:29.759 hundred. It is it is, Betty. I have something to tick and 276 00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:37.519 fence. What's that I have attempt? Betty? Oh my goodness, Betty's 277 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:45.680 what I found? It's your key to wonderland. It's one of my darkest 278 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:52.839 moments. If I if I have a candy nemesis, you have handed it 279 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:57.279 to me. It's a NERD's rope. It's a nerds rope. It's almost 280 00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:00.880 destroyed me when last we met. It almost destroyed you. But I've been 281 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:10.440 training. What well, guess what, Tabitha? This he star? This 282 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.720 is madness? Now do I have to eat this in the same amount of 283 00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:17.839 time? Yeah, I had a feeling, you'd say, so, Well, 284 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:21.799 I tell you what I feel like, that little hunchback fellow right now, 285 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:25.720 I feel like I just betrayed you. I feel I feel sort of 286 00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:29.480 bad, have some regrets, but I've got I'm showered and golden women. 287 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:34.640 Well ll let's get to it. Are you Are you going three two one 288 00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:44.799 on Carlier goes your ears? Oh my goodness, do you have an advantage 289 00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:52.799 except the fact that it transports you to the fifth demension? It's makes my 290 00:23:52.799 --> 00:24:03.279 whole mouth hurt? M But who really? Who really? Thirty seven stackers? 291 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:08.920 Oh? You better haulball the time? You don't even do that Bunns 292 00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:15.039 bow tie? Dang, it makes my jar hets. How bad season? 293 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:23.079 Oh? I could just melted down port. I played a little trick on 294 00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:26.279 you. We're in a minute seventeen. I just wanted to see you take 295 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:33.640 another back. Oh ta ath We share you have fun, don't we? 296 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:37.519 Well? I feel like the biggest failure. Oh, my teeth are screaming 297 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:41.279 at me. I think I'm on going on a spirit quest or have one 298 00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:45.000 of them Indian visions. Can you ever see that movie where the guy's hanging 299 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.680 from his head from the leather they put through his chest. Nope, I 300 00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:51.480 feel like that guy right now. Wait a minute, was that hundred and 301 00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:56.519 one damasitions? No? No, I think I just saw my spirit animal. 302 00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:00.599 Well, I failed that tempt you didn't. The key was to see 303 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:07.519 how far you get? And you devoured that bunny's smug little face. I 304 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:12.759 did. I ate the entire nerds rope. Oh god, I feel like 305 00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:21.359 I failed myself for winning. That was the trick. You are pleasure. 306 00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:25.359 You are a clever little minx. Tabitha. Oh you had it coming. 307 00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:29.880 Oh it's so true. I figured I couldn't dodge that bullet forever. Turn 308 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:36.000 About is fair play and candy chat for every day. Oh stop it, 309 00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:41.119 It's only made you stronger. I'm a nito burning funny car of glucose and 310 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:45.480 extra inslin right now. What happened in your brain and in your mouth when 311 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:48.759 you had that, Well, it's like my brain drew all the shields around 312 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:52.160 it into one giant dome. And then my tongue shot out the middle like 313 00:25:52.200 --> 00:26:00.480 a single spear thrown by a Spartan warrior. And that's stupid, filthy nerds. 314 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:04.519 Rope was like Xerxes the Persian, smuggly sitting atop his throne of lies 315 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:11.400 and q weird creatures. You've been watching stars too, and guilty as char 316 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:17.400 knew it. I knew it. Now. Don't feel so bad, not 317 00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:19.440 at all, because we're better for the chocolate that I just shoved. Any 318 00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:23.480 face that makes me feel bad, that's gonna make you feel bad, pretty 319 00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:26.039 bad. I mean I call him a document, you're probably gonna call him 320 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:33.960 later bad for an hour. Oh my goodness. Well, it's time for 321 00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:37.079 us to hippity hop hop down the bunny trails. Right, let's review. 322 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:42.480 Well we started off with Russell Stover's latest slap in the face. Well, 323 00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.920 I tell you what, bet, it is still a chapter from your book. 324 00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:49.440 I am over Russell Stover. Oh my goodness, over Russell Stover. 325 00:26:49.599 --> 00:26:53.839 We are officially feuding Russell. How could you? Yep? It was just 326 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:57.920 the same old thing and a different rapper, And I mean, with put 327 00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:02.839 some effort into it. You're asleep at the wheel. Rustle of your manure 328 00:27:02.920 --> 00:27:07.359 truck bottom of the list, yep. And then moving on from there was 329 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:14.480 the very interesting and alluring white chocolate peanut butter egg. Now it was interesting 330 00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:18.799 because it was white man, but where was the white chocolate flavor? It 331 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:22.039 was not riding in on at dawn on the third day, No it did 332 00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:26.799 not. Then the helm's deep of this particular candy, the orcs of peanut 333 00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:34.720 butter gold Duel one meats back on the menu. Boys, the only dwarf 334 00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:41.440 that got thrown was my taste buds in this one. Let's move on to 335 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:47.039 the nestly crunch egg, which is clearly just a bad batch or somebody thinks 336 00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:52.799 it's hilarious to put tobacco and chocolate and don't smoke around chocolate manufacturing and taste 337 00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:56.400 like my uncle Kenny's jacket smells. Oh, I've tasted and smelled it, 338 00:27:56.480 --> 00:28:00.039 and you are right. You know what, crunch egg, you're going back 339 00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:04.839 behind white chocolate egg. Uh huh, You're You're lucky. You're lucky that 340 00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:08.240 that Russell Stover's at the bottom to break your fault, crunch egg, because 341 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:11.799 you'd be hitting the floor rights crunch egg. From there, we took a 342 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:18.440 flight across the ocean to Germany to try the lent chocolate carrot that you had 343 00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.799 no carrot in it whatsoever. It was just a whimsical presentation with a with 344 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:26.960 a plastic trap in the middle. Maybe maybe lent means plastic in the middle. 345 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:30.160 Yeah, it's just a simple warning. And we just we don't have 346 00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:33.680 enough German to know the difference. But it's a milk chocolate hazel nut selling 347 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:38.559 cone. Cone gets the cone with plastic in the middle that you have to 348 00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:42.839 be careful of. You don't destroy your mouth. It's a delicious treat that 349 00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:48.240 should only be enjoyed under a medical supervision. Sure, you need a spotter 350 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:52.680 for this candy. It's it's good, it's it's not bad, except for 351 00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.440 the part that you might die in your mouth. It's right. So if 352 00:28:56.440 --> 00:29:00.200 you have what the blackout eats like I do, get a spot her. 353 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:04.680 That's just simple safety from your friend Betty ever saw Betty Ever Saw Moving on 354 00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:11.400 down the list, staying over there in Europe. How about cadberries delicious, 355 00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:17.240 many eggs, what a sublime treat and the the Beatles and the only real 356 00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:22.640 standout winner today, that's true, a delicious treat without a thread of chocolate 357 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:29.079 and palement or choking hazard, spotted dick. I'm sorry what I'm just throwing 358 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:33.839 out any any and all British terms that I can think of. Okey dokey. 359 00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:37.759 Well, I was gonna say the many eggs. Many eggs are classic 360 00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.160 standby and they deliver every time. And that's why the classic And that's right 361 00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:45.799 there to the top of the list, one of my favorite Easter treats that 362 00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:51.880 never disappoints. Thank you, thank you, David Beckham. You've figured it 363 00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:56.680 out and you stayed the course. That's right, Simon cow monty python. 364 00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:02.240 Now I can play your game. Oh finally, while I thought that I 365 00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:06.559 was in control of this tugboat with a tempt Tabitha well, she pulled a 366 00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:11.160 quick one on me, and suddenly I too had to be tempted into doing 367 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:18.240 something unpleasant with candy boogeaboo. You are a trickster, Tabitha. Sometime and 368 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.599 so we ate the better part of Russell Stover solid Chocolate Easter Bunny, and 369 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:27.359 I ate my personal nemesis. I faced him on the field of battle and 370 00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:33.799 I inhaled that damn nerds rope at the end of which I said, is 371 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:38.480 there no one else? Is there no one else? Are you not entertained? 372 00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:44.359 Well, I just mixed like five different movies A sexy man in Kilts. 373 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.880 I think you did, and I'm not gonna complain about it. Mm. 374 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:52.559 Stars is a heck of a delicious channel to watch. I love it 375 00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:56.799 when they had the free weekends, get it. I understand that, So 376 00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:03.880 thank you Stars. You're like candy for my brain. That's right, speaking 377 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:07.720 of candy for your brain. What's gonna happen to me next week? Betty? 378 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:11.079 I want you to prophesy I I think you still got the gift from 379 00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.680 the rope. I have looked into the dark madness of the future, brought 380 00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:18.160 in the visions brought on by a candy encrusted nerds rope, and what I 381 00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.680 see is darkness, flames and madness looking at our heels, but a single 382 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.880 lot of hope will save us both. And it looked like the sign of 383 00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:32.839 a pigley dog. But I think interpretationally it meant that what we need to 384 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:37.559 do is focus on savings and candy. Oh okay, okay, you know 385 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.839 I do have some points stored up on my car. Oh you are the 386 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:52.039 Dickens. Charles dickens Well for this edition of International Candy Chap. I've been 387 00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:56.799 the Queen of England, Betty ever saw I was the Queen of Well. 388 00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:01.160 I guess I'm just Tampatha Hudgson there. And I didn't mean to steal the 389 00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.920 good ones. You didn't mean to, I know, but you know what, 390 00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.240 I had it coming to me because I've been stealing from kids all my 391 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:10.960 life. I've been slapping them and I've been stealing and I've been slapping and 392 00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:15.680 slap them and I can't slap them. And I can then I slapped them 393 00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:20.279 after I slap but I can't. I can't slap it. I just can't. 394 00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:25.960 Can't slap them. Bye bye, everybody,