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Hi, Ai, Johnny Mack.
Here. Today's show was recorded a few

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hours before Biden announced he wasn't running. I thought it would be weird not

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to mention the story anyway. Here's
real Johnny Mack with today's daily comedy News

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Calaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny
Mack with your daily comedy news. Is

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Andrew schultz career almost over? He
took on Taylor Swift. You know what

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happens when you do that, right? Apparently there's a YouTube video around where

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Andrew said, Taylor is the greatest
artist I've ever seen live. She's truly

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brilliant, and she's incredibly genuine.
The power of when someone is genuine is

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when they say something, you believe
it to be true. All right,

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John, what's wrong there? Well, nothing's wrong. But where he might

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get into trouble is Andrew theorized that
the reason that Taylor Swift had fans target

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Scooter Braun is because his name gets
no clout, so she starts referencing Scooter.

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Andrew said he could understand her frustration
with the situation. It's all about

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royalties and stuff, and then added, has there ever been anyone in history

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that is a billionaire? The most
successful in their field and also unanimously thought

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of as a victim. To manage
those two things is masterful the emotional iq

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to have all your fans still see
you as a victim, while everybody who's

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aggrieved he has been punished and thrown
to the wayside. I told Scooter,

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nobody's going to feel bad for you
because you're a billionaire too. I understand

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where you're coming from. Where you
like people think of me this thing that's

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not true, Like there are facts
and evidence and emails that show that she

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is lying, that is not a
true thing, and people think of me

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this way, and that would frustrate
the f out of me. Scooter announced

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on June seventeenth that his music manager
career was coming to an end after twenty

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three years, and he's also parted
ways with Justin Timberlake and Kanye West.

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Mark Norman spoke to the Gazette about
growing up in New Orleans and said it's

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a weird place to grow up since
we were constantly getting robbed. It definitely

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had an impact on me. I
would often walk into the house and somebody

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would be in my dad's office stealing
a computer or something. But our house

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was usually a disappointment for criminals that
wanders who are weird home and found that

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that was really not much worth stealing. I love New York. You have

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to love it to be in New
York. I've been mugged three times,

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but that's what happened when he lived
in Brooklyn before sections were gentrified, and

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you're young, dumb and drunk.
I'm personally frustrated. If you listen every

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day, you know I drop into
what I call half ass impressions. My

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Mark Norman has totally drifted back into
doing the Seinfeld everyone does, and I

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can't find it again. I'm gonna
have to work on that. Norman's comedy

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heroes, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, I could see that, Bill Bird,

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Gregg Giraldo, and Steven Wright.
All those guys are comic legends to

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me. George Carlin could do it
all social commentary jokes. I've been in

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a comedy ever since I was a
little kid. I was a big Groucho

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Marx fan. He was the funniest, weirdest guy. Who ever thought I'd

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follow in their footsteps as a comic. David crosspoke to Entrepreneur and said,

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like most comics want you to do
a special on your stuff's out there.

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Unfortunately that stuff is done. Stand
up is the only place where this exists

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in the arts. The materials done, you burn it. You've got to

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start fresh every single time. When
I start out, I don't have a

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particular theme in mind. I riff
a lot and then bits will expand.

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I write on stage of the stuff
I'm doing at the end of the tours

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different than the beginning. When it
comes time to make a special, I

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always need to cut some stuff I've
developed because I don't want to be up

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there for two hours. I'll always
have about twenty minutes of stuff that I

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haven't done yet that I can carry
in to the news show, so I'm

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not starting completely from scratch. Then
they asked him about insulting parts of the

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country he performs in. David Cross
said, when was the last time he

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went to Phoenix? Because I was
there recently. I had really fun shows.

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But those people aren't under the impression
that they're living in a place that

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doesn't suck. We know this place
sucks. I have to be here for

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school, I have to be here
for work. Look, a third of

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our country lives in areas where they're
required by city ordnance to put out cooling

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water misters, otherwise half the citizenry
will die. Believe me, people who

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live in these places know it sucks. If you haven't listened to Kiltonia with

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Shane Gillis doing Trump, it is
hilarious. There is a compilation video of

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just the Trump parts that I want
to share in the Facebook group Daily Comedy

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News Podcast Group, but Facebook locked
me out and they were like, hey,

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you got to log in on your
phone, and my phone was inside

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charging and I just moved on with
my day on Sunday because it was nice

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out. But I may or may
not have shared that in the Facebook group

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Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. By
the time you're hearing this weird. Al

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said when he was trying to get
into his friend's rock bands, they thought

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it was very funny when I tried
to play a rock song on the accordion.

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To them, everything on accordion sounds
like poka. So I decided to

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lean into that idea and start doing
Poka ed leys of rock songs and people

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think it's funny. Case you missed
it out put out a new Poka on

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Friday. Al explains as the pok
has evolved. They started taking more inspiration

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from Spike Jones, the nineteen forties
band leader who did like funny versions of

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songs, and he'd always incorporate gunshots
and slide whistles and cow bells and weird

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sound effects, and I started incorporating
that as well. So yeah, the

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pokem Dleys nowadays is sort of like
a cross between traditional poka and old school

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Spike Jones from Late Night Er.
They tell the story of how Bob Newhart

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could have possibly, perhaps maybe succeeded
Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. Newhart

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telled the story to Kriick Ferguson in
twenty fourteen. Back in nineteen sixty seven,

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NBC was having one of their arguments
with Johnny about salary. Johnny wanted

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to raise an NBC said that's it
no more. He's not gonna hold us

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up anymore. So they were trying
out other hosts, and I did the

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show for three weeks in New York. Newhart did three weeks as guest hosts

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in the summer of nineteen sixty seven, a few months after Carson had temporarily

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quit the show over contract dispute.
That dispute was about NBC's decision to air

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reruns of the show during the after
strike. Carson felt it violated his contract.

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Jimmy Dean hosted the show for two
weeks during that dispute. By July,

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Johnny was taking off three weeks to
perform in Las Vegas. That's when

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new Heart subbed. New Heart subbed
for another three weeks that November, when

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Carson did more shows in Vegas.
New Heart told Craig Ferguson, I was

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kind of being groomed, but there
was no bad blood. Mark Malkoff,

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host of the Inside late Night podcast
We Know Mark he was a guest a

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few weeks ago, said Newhart and
Johnny were friends. Newhart did it the

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right way and checked in with Johnny. Newhart said at the end of the

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three weeks, I was a blithering
idiot. It's the toughest job in the

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world. Malkoff says new Heart was
one of the rare guest hosts that could

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have hosted the show permanently. He
definitely was in the conversation before, like

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when they were going to replace Jack
parrge out to deb Debs joined the two

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dollars club at Buy Meancoffee dot Com. Slash Daily Comedy News, John,

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what's the two dollar club? You
sign up and you're in the club,

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and I shout you out, Hi, Deb, and then you support the

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show by spending two dollars in my
way every month. If one million people

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do it, I will have two
million dollars minus fees. Not quite at

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a million people yet, but Deb
much appreciated, and even more appreciated than

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the two dollars. Is you listening
every day? So hope you're having a

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good day, Thanks very much.
The Daily Beast pulled out some more quota

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from Trey Crowder. I think this
is from the rant that I mentioned the

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other day. The words of Trey
Crowder are according to the Daily Beasts,

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y'all. In twenty sixteen, Trump
rose I went viral. JD's book came

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out. We got to know each
other a little bit. He came to

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my show, hung out afterwards,
went to a bar. All we talked

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about the whole time was the existential
threat we agreed Trump posed to the American

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people. While I was not charmed
by the man, in fact, it

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was like pounding beers with a spreadsheet, I did leave there thinking, at

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least there's some saying Republicans left,
Crowder says, nobody tongue polishes a boot

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heel like this m effort. The
only reason any of us know who JD

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is is because he's bought, paid
for, and wholly owned by Peter Thiel.

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Peter Thiel, the billionaire whose current
pet project is military AI. So

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yeah, if you thought Dick Cheney
and Halliburton was bad, you just wait

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till my boy Jim Dave unleashes his
sugar Daddy's or mona of autonomous murder drones

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on Gaza. F JD vance the
laugh Out Loud Loveland Comedy Festival, returning

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August first, which is not too
far away. If you were friends with

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me in real life, you have
to realize, I panic that summer's over.

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I start worrying on July third,
that summer's over. I live in

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New Jersey. We get ten weekends, and I start doing the countdown immediately.

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So the threat of August first to
me, Oh, August first is

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like the two minute warning of summer. I understand that I'm crazy in this

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four or five weeks left, and
I work from home and it doesn't really

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matter, and I can record the
podcast early and go to the Beach on

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a Tuesday and September. I get
it, but boy, I'm panic when

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August is coming. But at least
this August will have the laugh Out Loveland

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Comedy Festival. It's in its second
year to bring over twenty five comedians from

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across the country to perform at various
venues in downtown Loveland for a four day

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event. Friend of the show,
Dan Boublitz Junior, is behind this one.

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It said, the response and support
received in our first year was overwhelming.

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We were unsure how this new comedy
festival would be received, but every

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show sold out. That's very impressive, and we had to turn people away.

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That's a good problem to have in
our first year, and we hope

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to have that same problem this year. Headliners include Adam Clayton, Holland,

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Georgia Comstock, Elan Stribling, Hannah
Jones, Shaney, Ross Zach Reinert,

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and Rosalie. The festival will also
feature some of Colorado's finest up and coming

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comedians, along with comedians from across
the country. Details at laugh Out Loveland

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dot com. Dan was kind enough
to send over bios of the comedians.

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I have them here in my show
notes, but this morning, Johnny Mack

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had some bagels and there's something in
the Bigel ingredients giving me allergies. I'm

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having trouble even speaking today, so
I'll dive in on these comedians maybe tomorrow

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or maybe closer to the festival.
But Dan, thank you for sending that

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over. Bill Maher has switched agencies
a few months after a report that he

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had grown disenchanted with CAA. Bill
Moore now with WME. Ronnie Chang is

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part of a new ad campaign with
something called Ratio. Tiffany Cealin is a

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senior manager of brand Experience for Dairy
at General Mills. Tiffany, the senior

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manager of Brand Experience for Dairy at
General Mills, says, our Ratio portfolio

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makes it super easy for people to
hit their macro goals. Oh souit much,

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but we also know that process can
sometimes feel super serious. We decided

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to work with Ronnie because he brings
the exact mindset that embodies the Ratio brand,

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embracing the small winds with a lighthearted
approach and a delicious snack in hand.

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No quote from Ronnie Chang, though, hmm. Paychecks are nice and

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that issue. Daily Comedy News for
Today I have to go drink some water

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or something clear. These allergies,
I'm all stuffed up. No, I

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don't have COVID. I had bagels. This happens every Sunday. Why do

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you have the bagels? John?
Have you had bagels? They're good?

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See you tomorrow